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I grew up
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In the middle of nowhere.
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Of all the terrible days
of my lonely childhood
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The first day of junior high
was the worst.
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I didn't know how to be a kid
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Because I was never around any.
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No other kids
lived on my street.
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I had to attend the nearest
catholic junior high
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And that meant being bused
halfway across town
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With total strangers.
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Ah!
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I shared a room with my
80-year-old grandfather.
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Good morning, pop.
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Good mornin'.
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Pop washed himself like a cat.
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Nothing gets you
out of bed faster
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Than being mooned
by an octogenarian.
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Oh, I'm good girl, yes.
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My god, heard all about
your husband.
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Oh, don't be talking.
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Shocking, isn't it,
him full up with the cancer?
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- My father worked
at the radio station next door,
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But my mother
was a radio station.
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She shot out gossip
like a machine gun.
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Yes, I'm sure the crowd
at the hospital knows best,
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But I did hear
that dr. Hall left his wife
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For a gallbladder patient
and he started drinking again.
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Kettle's boiled there, mary.
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Would somebody
get that bloody kettle?
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I'm comforting alice.
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Her husband's good as dead.
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- Nothing said,
"I'm too sick to go to school"
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Like a temperature
of a 100 degrees.
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Oh, yes, girl, at least
the alcohol would kill
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Whatever germs
he's apt for getting
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From that gall-less hussey.
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Mom,
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I can't believe this.
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First day of school,
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I'm sick.
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He's faking!
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He had his head over the kettle!
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See?
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This type of scrutiny
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Is exactly why I don't share
how I'm feeling with you people.
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- Sweet jesus.
- Tony walsh died.
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Some sort of prick he was.
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Still, can't wait for that wake.
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Hey, mark, if you're
home sick, come with me -
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Spread a few germs around.
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See if you can't take down
a few more of the bastards.
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Which funeral home?
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Carmel's.
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Ah. Better sandwiches at caul's.
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Hey, how come he gets to
stay at home and go to awake?
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- He's faking sick.
- Hold on, dear.
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Nobody is going to a wake.
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Now, mark, honey,
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I know you're nervous
about going to school.
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I know you're worried
about getting picked on
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And beaten up and made fun of...
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Wow, you really know
how to cheer a guy up.
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But you don't need to be.
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I mean, sure those things
will happen,
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But it's how you respond
that matters.
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You just be yourself.
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Jeez, don't do that.
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Yes, don't do
anything harsh, now.
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- People can tell when you're
trying to be some'n you're not.
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Now, everyone might think
you're strange,
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But you
are the sweetest boy I know.
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Strange?
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Nervous or not, if you don't
get on that bloody bus,
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I'm going to pick you up
like a bloody baby
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And carry you onto it
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And then they're going to
make fun of you even worse
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Than they already will.
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Great pep talk.
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Yes, yes...
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Heya, turn that up,
your father's on.
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We go now live
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To the scene
of a traffic accident
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Of ungodly proportions.
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Here's mike critch
with the vocm news.
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The old man had a way
of spinning small town news
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That made the mundane
seem earth-shattering.
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Two moose were struck
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On the trans-canada highway.
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The sex of the moose...
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Has not yet been released
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But early reports indicate
that two amorous moose
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Were locked in combat
in a show of strength
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In the outbound lane
when a third moose,
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The object of their affection,
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Looked on unamused.
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Two men killed...
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One seriously.
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Mike critch, first on the scene
for the vocm news service.
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You know what hospital
they went to?
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Was it st. Claire's?
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Health sciences?
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I envied that dead moose.
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Its suffering was over
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And mine was just beginning.
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Go! Carry on!
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I'm good.
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- Are you getting on?
- I'll catch the next one.
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There's no next one.
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- Mark!
- Hey, mark.
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Did you see the moose?
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Mark!
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These were big kids.
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Some had wispy mustaches
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That reminded me
of the fuzz on kiwis.
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Keep an eye on me.
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There was no going back now.
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And, apparently,
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There was no
sitting down either.
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Wait a minute.
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Does that kid have a kid?
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What are you looking at, prick?
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Hi.
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I can't tell you
how much I appreciate it.
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My name's mark,
st. Paul's elementary.
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Class of '86.
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Ow.
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That's for making us come
all the way out here to get you.
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Who the hell was out there
on the highway?
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Was that your dad?
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Why is he so old?
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- Him?
- I don't know that guy.
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First day of school
in the capital city.
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Now, mike, that was your boy
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Getting on that school bus
there, wasn't it?
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Yes, dick, I'd like to send
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A bouquet out to my son, mark,
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On his first day
at st. Bridget's school.
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Mark, I know you're scared, son,
but I'm sure you're making
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Lots of good friends
on the school bus.
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Oh, yeah.
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Him, that-that's my dad.
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That's my lunch.
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We can share if you want.
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Just when I thought
it couldn't get any worse...
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Tin of drink, chips and a bun...
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We're going to get along
just fine.
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I met her brothers.
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Look at you, ah, poor thing.
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This is gonna suck.
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Bullying was her family busine.
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Each copper-headed thug
controlled a separate grade
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And they all shared
the same nickname.
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Fox.
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- Ah-ha.
- Fox got a boyfriend.
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- Shut up!
- He's not my boyfriend.
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Oh, she's getting mad.
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Fox was the only girl,
but when it came to bullying,
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She wanted to smash
the glass ceiling...
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Ow!
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And use my head to break it.
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- Fox! Fox! Fox!
- Fox! Fox! Fox!
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Local authorities
have asked me to announce
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They're having a raffle on
800 pounds of moose meat.
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Welcome back, students.
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Make your way to class
in an orderly fashion.
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And would tommy dunphy report
to the vice principal's office.
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Settle down, children.
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Quickly.
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Good morning, class.
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We have some new students
joining us today.
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Mark and ritchie, stand up.
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Ritchie was filipino
and the only kid of colour
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In a school that had the sum
diversity of a snowbank.
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Yes, well, you may be seated.
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Our principal
would like to say a few words
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As we start our new year.
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Thank you, sister margaret.
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Who wants to play
a guessing game?
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I smelled a trap.
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I'm going to pass this
envelope around the classroom.
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Feel the weight of it.
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The shape of it.
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Guess what's inside of it.
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Is it a bible, sister?
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Suck up.
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Is it a frisbee, sister.
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Frisbees are round, idiot.
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A dump truck.
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This...
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Is...
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A strap.
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Corporal punishment
had been outlawed
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But nobody told the nuns.
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Boys and girls
who are sent to the office
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Will receive three...
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Straps to each hand.
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Then you could come back here
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With your sore red hands
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And think about
what you have done.
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Well,
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Enough fun.
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Sister margaret...
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They're all yours.
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Thank you, sister rose.
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Very informative
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As always.
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Children, take out your
geography books.
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Thanks for the chips, loser.
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See you on the bus!
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What the hell
do you have on your feet?
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They're orthopaedics.
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I didn't think
I needed orthopaedic shoes
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But I stand corrected.
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Why aren't you wearing sneakers?
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Just be yourself.
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I like a comfortable shoe.
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I'm not a runner;
I'm more of a stroller.
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I have asthma,
but I've always said
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Asthma doesn't have me.
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Oh, what kind of music
are you guys listening to?
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Van halen.
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Oh, I hear he is very good.
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What kind of music do you like?
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- Ah, the dreaded, "what kind f
music do you like?" question.
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Well, I like all kinds of music.
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Um...
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Dean martin more than sinatra.
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Well, I like early sinatra.
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Not the new stuff.
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- Weirdo.
- Ow!
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I was not made for gym class.
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I was an asthmatic
with fallen arches
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And no hand-eye coordination.
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I had excellent foot-mouth
coordination, though.
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I'm mr. Byrne.
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Today,
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We are going to use
this parachute
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To achieve physical excellence
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As a team.
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Where are your gym clothes?
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I didn't bring 'em.
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It's first day.
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I-I didn't think that...
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When it comes
to parachute-based sports,
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We are only as strong
as our weakest link.
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What's your name?
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- Mark.
- What's your name?
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I-I-I think he's ritchie.
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We are only as strong
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As mark and ritchie.
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Parachute!
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I'm going to call out two names
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And those kids
are going to switch places.
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- Don't pick me and ritchie.
Don't pick me and ritchie.
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Mark and ritchie.
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Parachute!
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- The more I tried to get out,
the more I panicked.
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And ritchie was no help.
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Like in prison,
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We got one hour a day
to eat outside in the yard.
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Move it loser.
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No matter how badly I had it,
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Ritchie had it worse.
264
00:11:27,864 --> 00:11:28,963
What stinks?
265
00:11:29,098 --> 00:11:31,077
Oh, my god,
your lunch is disgusting.
266
00:11:31,101 --> 00:11:32,800
What is that, dog?
267
00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:34,235
Gross.
268
00:11:34,304 --> 00:11:36,082
Is that what they eat
back in china?
269
00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:37,438
The philippines.
270
00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,573
He speaks!
271
00:11:38,707 --> 00:11:39,685
What'd you say?
272
00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:41,275
I'm not chinese.
273
00:11:41,311 --> 00:11:42,744
I'm filipino.
274
00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:44,245
The foxes were not interested
275
00:11:44,314 --> 00:11:47,648
In the geographic segmentation
of asian countries.
276
00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:49,917
The only way
277
00:11:49,986 --> 00:11:51,964
To get a couple of foxes
away from their prey
278
00:11:51,988 --> 00:11:53,587
Was with better prey.
279
00:11:53,656 --> 00:11:55,322
Hey, guys.
280
00:11:55,725 --> 00:11:58,025
So, ritchie, you want to
trade lunches?
281
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,029
- Hey!
- Hey!
282
00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:09,971
Um...
283
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,273
Want some?
284
00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:15,276
Sure.
285
00:12:22,285 --> 00:12:25,286
I was not used to food
that had flavor.
286
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:28,422
The foods I was raised on
only had two colors:
287
00:12:28,491 --> 00:12:29,857
White and beige.
288
00:12:29,992 --> 00:12:31,537
Everything was boiled.
289
00:12:31,561 --> 00:12:34,628
You knew supper was cooked when
all the windows fogged over.
290
00:12:34,664 --> 00:12:36,330
That has got a kick.
291
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:37,832
Jeez, oi.
292
00:12:37,901 --> 00:12:39,567
That's nuts.
293
00:12:40,103 --> 00:12:41,903
What the hell is in this?
294
00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:43,437
Finally,
295
00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:46,140
A little pain and suffering
that I kind of liked.
296
00:12:52,715 --> 00:12:54,147
Whoo.
297
00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:10,731
Were you bullied?
298
00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,332
How'd you ever guess?
299
00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:14,769
No offense,
but I kind of figured.
300
00:13:15,437 --> 00:13:17,905
You know, it's not
just you, you know,
301
00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:21,141
I had a bully
when I was about your age.
302
00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:24,612
He used to grind my face
into a snowbank
303
00:13:24,747 --> 00:13:26,125
Until I begged for mercy.
304
00:13:26,149 --> 00:13:28,316
And then, one day,
305
00:13:29,819 --> 00:13:31,463
Just stopped.
306
00:13:31,487 --> 00:13:32,853
What happened?
307
00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:35,022
He died of the spanish flu.
308
00:13:35,091 --> 00:13:36,790
It was a different time.
309
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,103
Anyway, I'm just saying
310
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:40,560
Gets better and all that,
that's all.
311
00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:41,896
Great.
312
00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:44,232
Glad I could be of help.
313
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:46,434
Oh.
314
00:14:11,094 --> 00:14:13,372
Ah, it's not every day
we get steak,
315
00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:16,596
But the first day of school
is a very special day.
316
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,532
It's not steak, it's moose meat.
317
00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:21,013
- Oh, my god.
- Don't be so foolish.
318
00:14:21,037 --> 00:14:22,447
Moose, cow, it's all the same.
319
00:14:22,471 --> 00:14:23,782
Moose is just a boy cow.
320
00:14:23,806 --> 00:14:25,773
I'm starving.
321
00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:28,142
And speaking of meat,
322
00:14:28,778 --> 00:14:31,257
I've been down
at the funeral home all day.
323
00:14:31,281 --> 00:14:34,482
Ah, they put so much makeup
on poor tony walsh.
324
00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:36,795
He looked like a
parisian hooker.
325
00:14:36,819 --> 00:14:38,251
- Ooh.
- How was school?
326
00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:41,522
Didn't you get the crap
beaten out of you or what?
327
00:14:42,659 --> 00:14:44,425
Everybody saw dad
with the moose.
328
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,961
And there's a whole family
that wants to beat me up.
329
00:14:47,997 --> 00:14:49,408
They made me guess
what a strap was.
330
00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:51,043
And I couldn't
run under the parachute
331
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,678
Because of my dumb shoes.
332
00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:55,814
And they made fun of me
'cause I don't like van halen
333
00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:57,316
And a girl took my lunch.
334
00:14:57,340 --> 00:15:00,775
So, I had to share chinese food
from the philippines
335
00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:02,576
With my friend, ritchie.
336
00:15:02,979 --> 00:15:04,812
Oh, you made a friend.
337
00:15:05,515 --> 00:15:06,515
Oh, that's nice.
338
00:15:06,582 --> 00:15:08,783
I told you, just be yourself.
339
00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:11,284
Mm!
340
00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:13,387
Got a little piece
of windshield there.
341
00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:27,134
Here.
342
00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:29,577
- What's this...
- Shut up.
343
00:15:29,605 --> 00:15:30,871
Just take it.
344
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,641
- But why...
- Shut up.
345
00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:36,110
There's a fox at my school too.
346
00:15:36,446 --> 00:15:38,779
Just don't let them
push you around.
347
00:15:39,182 --> 00:15:40,815
Don't be such a wuss.
348
00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:53,794
Hm.
349
00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:58,344
Let's have seven.
350
00:15:58,368 --> 00:16:00,668
I didn't mind being the
remote because in our house,
351
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:02,769
- Comedy was king.
- I'll take five.
352
00:16:02,805 --> 00:16:05,238
Wayne and schuster,
bob hope, don rickles...
353
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:06,585
Give me nine.
354
00:16:06,609 --> 00:16:09,343
I loved to see
the old man laugh.
355
00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:10,778
Frank was great.
356
00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:12,558
You know, a little booze.
We used to drink.
357
00:16:12,582 --> 00:16:14,648
- You don't drink anymore?
- Not much.
358
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,651
Laughs when you drink.
359
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,986
In new york, when you saw
me at the copa -
360
00:16:21,624 --> 00:16:24,158
Their laughter
made me realize something.
361
00:16:24,927 --> 00:16:27,861
There's more than one way
to skin a fox.
362
00:16:48,785 --> 00:16:51,764
What are you listening to,
dick, anne murray?
363
00:16:51,788 --> 00:16:53,153
Oh, give it.
364
00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:54,433
Get your own walkman.
365
00:16:54,457 --> 00:16:56,289
Oh, that's right, you can't
366
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:58,245
'cause you live in
welfare housing.
367
00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:03,597
Your family is so poor,
you take the trash in.
368
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:08,147
Why just be yourself
when you can be don rickles?
369
00:17:08,171 --> 00:17:10,003
Fox is so poor that
370
00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:11,483
I was at the park the other day
371
00:17:11,507 --> 00:17:13,907
And the ducks were feeding her.
372
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:18,178
You know the difference between
fox's dad and a large pizza?
373
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:20,848
A large pizza
can feed a family of six.
374
00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:32,860
No wonder fox was a bully.
375
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:34,828
Bullying felt great.
376
00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:37,342
Hey, did you see that?
377
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,466
It's not her fault
her family's poor.
378
00:17:39,535 --> 00:17:41,135
But she's a bully.
379
00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:44,004
I know, but that
doesn't make it right.
380
00:17:53,749 --> 00:17:56,517
With just five loaves
and two fishes?
381
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:58,819
With math.
382
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,554
Copy these equations.
383
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:05,091
I had never been sent
a note in my life.
384
00:18:05,128 --> 00:18:06,688
But who was it from?
385
00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:21,508
Who is that note for?
386
00:18:21,544 --> 00:18:23,288
- Me, sister.
- Don't be silly.
387
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:24,911
That is a girl's handwriting.
388
00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:27,681
- I-it could be for me.
- I mean, it's plausible.
389
00:18:27,717 --> 00:18:29,783
Very well, if you won't
tell me who the note is for,
390
00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:32,252
Then I'll give you a note
and you'll go to the office
391
00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:33,968
And you'll get the strap.
392
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,757
And, fox, if you think
it's so funny,
393
00:18:36,892 --> 00:18:39,059
Why don't you
accompany mr. Critch?
394
00:18:48,404 --> 00:18:50,404
Sir, this is all my fault.
395
00:18:50,539 --> 00:18:51,638
That's sweet,
396
00:18:51,674 --> 00:18:53,385
But you're obviously
not involved.
397
00:18:53,409 --> 00:18:54,653
You just got to give it time,
398
00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:56,388
Let the kids
work themselves out.
399
00:18:56,412 --> 00:18:57,923
- Now go.
- Yes, sir.
400
00:18:57,947 --> 00:19:00,080
Don't tell sister
I didn't strap ya'.
401
00:19:00,149 --> 00:19:01,748
She'll have my nuts.
402
00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:04,451
And don't tell her I said nuts.
403
00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:07,921
Fox.
404
00:19:07,957 --> 00:19:11,391
This is early in the year
even from one of your crowd.
405
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:12,704
But I never did...
406
00:19:12,728 --> 00:19:14,005
I don't want to hear it,
I'm sick of it.
407
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,497
I got blisters
from strapping you people.
408
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:18,699
Now get in here.
409
00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:25,406
Hold your hand.
410
00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:37,685
I'm so sorry.
411
00:19:39,822 --> 00:19:41,188
When my brothers find out,
412
00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:43,357
They're going to
kick the livin'...
413
00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:45,091
Here.
414
00:19:45,127 --> 00:19:46,526
Take it.
415
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,128
I don't need it.
416
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,564
I'm more of a vinyl guy anyway.
417
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,299
I'm just
418
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,001
Really, really sorry.
419
00:19:54,804 --> 00:19:56,270
Okay?
420
00:19:56,505 --> 00:19:58,439
I'm not your friend.
421
00:19:59,141 --> 00:20:00,708
I know.
422
00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:18,425
Ah!
423
00:20:18,461 --> 00:20:21,228
- Oh, my god.
- Ow!
424
00:20:21,297 --> 00:20:23,530
I'm taking your walkman, dick.
425
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,867
Sorry, just the way things are.
426
00:20:27,336 --> 00:20:28,635
But thanks.
427
00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:30,804
- It's okay.
- I deserve it.
428
00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:34,219
Yeah.
429
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:35,686
Ow!
430
00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,645
Way to go, sis!
431
00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:41,315
Yeah!
432
00:20:41,384 --> 00:20:43,050
Yeah, right.
433
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,487
- Punches for lunches.
- Yeah!
434
00:21:02,672 --> 00:21:05,017
I think she likes you.
435
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:06,373
I don't see it.
436
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:08,007
Want to get a mr. Freezie?
437
00:21:08,044 --> 00:21:09,376
My treat.
438
00:21:09,445 --> 00:21:11,078
Sure, that'd be nice.
439
00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:14,748
All of my life I had felt alone,
440
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:16,528
But now, at least,
441
00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:18,752
I had someone to be alone with.30697
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