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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,220 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:57,266 MAN: Back in five, 3 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:59,352 we are streaming live from Bubble HQ. 4 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:00,686 GUEST 1: It's launch day at Bubble. 5 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:02,897 GUEST 2: What incredible tech are they about to unveil? 6 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,690 GUEST 3: We're going in. 7 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,776 (GUESTS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 8 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:15,576 MAN 2: Have you ever felt complete/y alone 7 9 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:19,455 Standing on the edge of things, so awkward, 10 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,791 not daring to approach anyone? 11 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:25,836 What if you could have one perfect friend 12 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,423 who thinks you're awesome, who can help you find friends 13 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:32,134 and make it all easy? (CHUCKLES) 14 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:34,470 FEMALE VOICE: All staff to the launch/fo๏ฌum. 15 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,472 MAN: (ON SPEAKER) Marc, theyโ€™re ready. 16 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,932 Marc 7 17 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,726 So, this is it. (CHUCKLES) 18 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,104 This is finally it! 19 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,690 The day that we at Bubble 20 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:49,151 give the whole world a new best friend! 21 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:51,487 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 22 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:54,657 ALL: (CHANTING) Marc! Marc! Marc! 23 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,743 Aw! (CHUCKLES) We did this together, guys! 24 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,620 This is what it's all been for. 25 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:01,080 Right back to the time in the garage 26 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:02,164 where Bubble started. 27 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:04,625 My garage, folks. My garage. 28 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:07,545 Of course, yes, Andrew. 29 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,838 Thanks. Uh... 30 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:09,880 But today, 31 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,632 we take a huge leap 32 00:02:11,716 --> 00:02:14,260 from Bubble's phones and tablets and watches 33 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:17,763 to a whole new world of connection. 34 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:20,308 And at its heart, my code. 35 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:22,268 My algorithm for friendship. 36 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,519 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 37 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,563 The code that drives your new best friend, 38 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,647 -the Bubble Bot. -(APPLAUSE) 39 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:30,109 FEMALE VOICE: Welcome to the future of friends/740. 40 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,445 MARC: You wanna meet it? Okay! 41 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:34,864 -Me! Me! -Me, me! Over here! 42 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:35,948 Pick me! Please! 43 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:39,035 MARC: Do we have an "EIIieBQ"? 44 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:41,912 Oh, my gosh! That's me, that's me! 45 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,292 Hi. So, that's your posts, and friends, 46 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,335 and photos, right? 47 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:51,964 Ellie, this is for you. 48 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:56,010 The world's very first Bubble Bot. 49 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,222 -(HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYING) -(AUDIENCE GASPS) 50 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:03,976 (GASPS) 51 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:07,772 Wow. 52 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,190 (CHUCKLES) Go ahead. 53 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:16,697 (CHIMES) 54 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,950 -(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) -(GASPS) 55 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,120 What's happening? 56 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,705 It's getting to know you! 57 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,665 -(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) -Everything about you. 58 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,046 {BEEPS) -Hi, Ellie. 59 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,173 Danger-Bunny! That's my favorite show! 60 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,508 Mine, too! 61 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:37,134 Awesome! (LAUGHS) 62 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,387 MARC: Infinite downloadable skins! 63 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:41,806 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 64 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,766 -(HOOTS) -I love monkeys! 65 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,102 Apps, contacts, photos, chat. 66 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,436 ELLIE: Ooh, look at this! 67 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,646 Whoa. 68 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,272 -MARC: Music. Of course. -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 69 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:51,649 (LAUGHING) 70 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:52,942 -Jump on! -(ENGINE REVS) 71 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,653 -Whoa! -Incredible safety settings 72 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,571 -to keep your parents happy. -(ELLIE LAUGHS) 73 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,448 You can be anything in the world? 74 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:01,784 In the universe! Hold on. 75 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,036 (AUDIENCE GASPING) 76 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,622 ELLIE: Oh, I love space. BOT: Me too! 77 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,208 MARC: Three-sixty degree immersive projection. 78 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:10,960 BOT: First selfie from the red planet? 79 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,169 Okay. 80 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:13,254 BOT: Sharing. 81 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,674 MARC: Constant connection to the Bubble network. 82 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,134 GIRL: Oh, my gosh! Like it! 83 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:21,637 What's she doing now? 84 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,766 This is why we're here, Ellie. To find you some new friends. 85 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:27,810 ELLIE: Oh, really? 86 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,353 (BOT HOOTING) 87 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,522 GraceMay11 wants to be an astronaut, too. 88 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,065 -You wanna friend Ellie? -Yeah, sure. 89 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:34,358 Hey, Pete66. 90 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,693 -Yes! -(HOOTING) 91 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,278 BOT: Pete's a fan of Danger-Bunny! 92 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,404 -Hi, Ellie. This is so cool! -Hi! 93 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,072 Yeah, I went to Space Camp last year! 94 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:41,490 -Your best friend... -ELLIE: Awesome! 95 00:04:41,574 --> 00:04:42,575 ...out of the box! 96 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,743 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -MARC: Let's do this! 97 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:48,664 -(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) -Let's make friends! 98 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,624 (UPTEMPO POP SONG PLAYING) 99 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,383 WOMAN: Barney? 100 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,844 BARN EY: Yep? WOMAN: You have safety vest? 101 00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:04,472 -Uh-huh. -WOMAN: And snack? 102 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:06,724 BARN EY: Yeah, Gran. 103 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:08,934 I'll see you later. 104 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,187 (UPTEMPO POP SONG CONTINUES) 105 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,273 BOY: Troll! Two o'clock! 106 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,692 -BOT 1: Omina mitotae! -(BOT 2 GROANING) 107 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,111 (CHUCKLES) I got you. Do you wanna trade spells? 108 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:21,989 KIDS: Whoa! 109 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,032 Selfie! 110 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,492 (CAMERA CLICKS) 111 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:25,743 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 112 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,245 (BOT TRILLS) 113 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:29,705 BOT: Safe to walk. 114 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,886 (CHUCKLES) 115 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,513 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 116 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:49,183 Wow! 117 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,185 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 118 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,312 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(BARNEY YELPS) 119 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:55,940 You got eyes, kid? 120 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,983 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 121 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,236 Ah, seriously? 122 00:06:03,656 --> 00:06:05,241 (UPTEMPO POP SONG CONTINUES) 123 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,367 (BOT BARKS) 124 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:08,911 BOYS: Ninja blast! 125 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,204 BOY 1: Hey, you're a fan, too? 126 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,997 BOY 2: Of course. 127 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:13,541 -Hey! -Hey! 128 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:16,627 BOT 1: Look left, Ethan. Right. Now let us cross. 129 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,171 KIDS: To the dark side! (LAUGHING) 130 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:22,383 BOT 2: You have nine new messages. 131 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:23,467 BOT 3: You have ten likes. 132 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:24,552 GIRL: Message Abby, I'll be there in five. 133 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:25,636 BOT 4: Jack wants to friend you. 134 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,179 BOT 5: By Odin's beard, you have six messages. 135 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:28,639 -Did you see Ruby's post? -BOT 6: Sharing. 136 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,474 BOY: Hey, Savannah just followed me. 137 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,851 BOT 7: Isaac accepts your friendship. 138 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,021 So, you see how the magma from the upper mantle 139 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,565 pushes up into the chamber. 140 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:38,774 -That's cool! -Label chamber. 141 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,234 BOY: Guys, guys, is she coming yet? 142 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,027 This is going to be crazy. She's coming. 143 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,029 -Hey, Savannah! -Hey, Sav. Cute kicks! 144 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:46,407 Thank you. Hey, guys. Savannah here. 145 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,033 So, later I wanna talk to you guys 146 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:49,535 about plastics in the ocean, 147 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:50,995 and this new great blowout. 148 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,621 (BOY YELLS SPOOKILY) 149 00:06:52,705 --> 00:06:53,706 -(BOY GRUNTS) -BOYS: Ooh. 150 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,791 SAVANNAH: Lame, Rich. BOT: Top quality footage. 151 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,459 Like and subscribe... 152 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:58,669 BOT: Posting to your channel. 153 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,339 Weep, trollboy, I am fire! 154 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,925 (SCREAMING) 155 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,766 (CHUCKLES SHYLY) Nothing to see here. 156 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,185 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 157 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:18,105 SAVANNAH: Wow, Barney. It's your birthday. 158 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,190 And you still didn't get a B-Bot? 159 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:21,483 BARN EY: Thanks for breaking that down. 160 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:22,860 Barney is having a party. 161 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,404 -SAVANNAH: Really? -Uh, no, no, no. 162 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,488 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 163 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:30,618 Fly free, little one. Phoosh! 164 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,202 You okay, Barney? 165 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,663 Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm in your shot. 166 00:07:34,747 --> 00:07:38,125 (CHUCKLES) That's so sweet. But I have a filter for that. 167 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:40,461 Ciao. 168 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,296 This is your girl, signing off. 169 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,422 Love you, guys. 170 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:46,091 (SIGHS) 171 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:47,968 (GROANS) 172 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,181 (UPTEMPO POP SONG PLAYING) 173 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,189 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 174 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,649 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 175 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:04,860 -Create Sav's group chat. -Check for Science Squad. 176 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,530 -(SIGHS) -Okay. 177 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,617 -(ENGINE REVVING) -(CHATTERING CONTINUES) 178 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:20,000 BARN EY: Okay. 78 minutes of recess he//. 179 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:21,377 You have got this/ 180 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:23,295 (CHATTERI NG CONTI N U ES) 181 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:28,884 Maybe not. 182 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,470 -WOMAN: Barney! -Oh, no. 183 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:32,763 All alone again? 184 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,098 No, I'm good. Ijust... 185 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,557 -On your birthday? -BARNEY: No, no, no... 186 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,935 You have to be kidding me. Who told her? 187 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,728 Your grandma called the school. 188 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:41,605 Ijust need to go... 189 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:44,274 I forgot my, uh, inhaler. 190 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:46,902 The other one. (FAKE-COUGHS) 191 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:50,614 -Got it. You need to sit down. -Huh? 192 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,199 (STUDENTS CONTI N U ES CHATTERI NG) 193 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,036 This is gonna work, Barney. You'll see. 194 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,579 -It really won't. -Yes, it will. 195 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,123 It kind of makes things a lot worse. 196 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,791 -Wow. -Brutal, man. 197 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,210 Come on. Bring it in, brave soldier. 198 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,670 Whoa... What? 199 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,463 -(BARNEY GASPS) -(GRUNTS) 200 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,507 -Oh, ho ho! -Bring it in, Barney. 201 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,591 Come on, Barney boy. 202 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,968 Bring it in. 203 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,928 BARN EY: Wow. How law can a kid go? 204 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:17,224 Now, when someone comes along, talk to them about a hobby. 205 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,643 Didn't you write me an essay on rock collecting? 206 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,103 Yeah. No. 207 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,605 Will you go talk to Barney? He loves rocks. 208 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:26,150 He needs friends. It's his birthday. 209 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,359 BARN EY: Kill me noW. 210 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:28,444 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 211 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,862 Happy birthday! 212 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:32,740 Ha-ha. Miss Thomas said you wanna talk about rocks? 213 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:33,991 Who likes rocks? 214 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,618 So, you're into rocks? (CHUCKLES) That's nice. 215 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,162 -Uh... -(RICH LAUGHS) 216 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,456 Seriously? Dude, it's your birthday 217 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,249 and you still didn't get a B-Bot? (LAUGHS) 218 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,418 Maybe he doesn't want a B-Bot. 219 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,587 -(BOYS LAUGHING) -Maybe he prefers rocks. 220 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,631 Hey. You're a rock star, Barney. 221 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:50,841 -BOT: Oh, snap. -Ha-ha! You get it? 222 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:51,925 (BARN EY GROANS) 223 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,178 Who's your favorite movie star? The Rock? 224 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,512 -Killer, Rich. -RICH: Ha-ha-ha! 225 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,722 You rock, man! 226 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,015 BARN EY: Just gets funnier and funnier. 227 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,852 Oh, hey, Barney. Can we rock up at your house? 228 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:02,936 BOT: That's funny, Rich. 229 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,813 Check out your awesome rock collection? 230 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:05,939 (ALL LAUGH) 231 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,150 (UPTEMPO POP SONG PLAYING) 232 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,903 -BARNEY: No, Rich. -(INHALER SPRAYS) 233 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,530 /โ€™n7 afraid you can โ€™t come to my house. 234 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,657 For some reason. 235 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:19,787 (CHICKEN CLUCKING) 236 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,288 (YELPS) 237 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,165 -Come on! Get off! Hey! -(BLEATING) 238 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,918 It's my birthday, you dumb goat. 239 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,003 MAN: Sorry, are we on the line? Is that... 240 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,338 Yes, hello! 241 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,964 So, today, Mr. Takahashi, 242 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,383 Pudowski Novelty Exports International 243 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,970 are very excited to offer you this highly amusing novelty, 244 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,972 the Brother Bouncy car monk. 245 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,432 He wiggles, he bounces, 246 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:41,517 -he's got... -MR. TAKAHASHI: Uh... No. 247 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,644 -He'll hold your phone. -Uh... 248 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,271 Oh, hi, Barney. Good day? 249 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,984 Mr. Takahashi? Are you there? Hello? 250 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:54,071 Mom, did you unplug my router again? I had Tokyo! 251 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,240 I need this contract. 252 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,536 Sure. It was fine. 253 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,037 DONKA: Barney! 254 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,248 GRAHAM: Mr. Takahashi? Hello? 255 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,499 DONKA: (SINGING) Happy birthday to you 256 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,168 -Ha,o,o y birthday to you -(CHICKEN CLUCKING) 257 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,087 Come. Eyes shut. That's it. 258 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,005 -Graham. -Yep, yep- 259 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:15,551 -Ha,o,o y birthday, dear Barney -Dear Barney 260 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:18,178 -Ha,o,o y birthday to you -Ha,o,o y birthday to you 261 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:20,305 -Ta-da! Oh, for... -GRAHAM: (LAUGHS) Yeah! 262 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,849 For my lovely boy. 263 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:22,933 BARN EY: Thanks, Gran! Ow! 264 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,393 Oops! (CHUCKLES) 265 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,479 Made with love. And our own goat wool. 266 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,523 And from me... 267 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,400 BARN EY: Could it be? GRAHAM: Wait for it. 268 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,235 BARN EY: ls there any possible way? 269 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,362 (SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 270 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,823 Wow. Rock hammers. 271 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,491 You always did love your rocks. 272 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:43,245 Yeah, I did. Always. Used to. 273 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,038 Thanks, Dad. (SNEEZES) And Gran. 274 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:48,333 I just... The goats' wool and my allergies. 275 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,459 Oh, no, no, no. 276 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,878 No one in Pudowski family have allergy. 277 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,212 What about Uncle Boris? 278 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:55,340 He was possessed. By a demon in a cashew. 279 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,466 I don't know, Mom. 280 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,969 What time your friends come, Barney? 281 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,929 -I cook all day. -BARNEY: Wow! 282 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:02,389 This real food. 283 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,391 Yum! Schkembe! (SLURPS) 284 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,351 Bet your friends never had tripe soup before. 285 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,563 -Ooh! I put on Zany Bogomil! -(MUSIC PLAYING) 286 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,065 Like last time we had party, remember? 287 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,109 When you were six. 288 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,319 (GASPS) 289 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,365 -(UPTEMPO FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) -(GRUNTS) 290 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,826 (DONKALAUGHS) {SCREAMS) 291 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,330 (ALL GASP) 292 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,956 (KIDS SCREAMING) 293 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,001 (CHUCKLES) All right. 294 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,504 Um, actually, the thing is... 295 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,634 No one's coming to the party. 296 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:39,968 No one? 297 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,303 Huh? 298 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,056 You ask and all say no? 299 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:49,311 Son, (SIGHS) we're a little worried about you. 300 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:53,190 You... You never go out with anyone or have friends over. 301 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,816 You know, that's why we thought 302 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,193 invite the whole class! 303 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,362 Get the whole gang over here, right? 304 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,572 You know. Get you in the swing of things with everybody. 305 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,367 I make food for all your buddies. 306 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,826 BARNEY: I don't really have... 307 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,040 You know, they probably just didn't read the invites. 308 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,335 No one does paper these days. They send messages 309 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,420 with their B-Bots. 310 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:16,672 Really? You need a B-Bot 311 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,382 to have a social life these days? 312 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,342 -Eh, pfft! -Yeah, Dad, kind of. 313 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,470 No. I don't want you addicted to some device. 314 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,305 You should be out there in the woods. 315 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:26,640 Kicking around with a buddy. 316 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,060 Get out there, Barn. Interact. 317 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,979 You don't wanna spend your whole life 318 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,481 -glued to a... (MUMBLES) -(PHONE CHIMING CONTINUOUSLY) 319 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,565 -B-Bots. -What? 320 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:36,858 It just a craze 321 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,569 -and they cost a fortune. -Mm-hmm. 322 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:44,408 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It's... it's a waste of money. 323 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,826 No big deal. 324 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,328 -(DOORBELL DINGS) -MAN: Bubble delivery. 325 00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,371 (GASPS) 326 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,417 What? It can't be! 327 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,669 -Dad, you were kidding me! -(MUMBLES) 328 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:59,506 I knew you wouldn't just give me rock hammers. I knew it! 329 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,883 Oh. A rock. 330 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,678 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 331 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,931 BOTS: (SINGING) We Will, we Will rock you 332 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,016 (BOYS LAUGHING) 333 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,350 Yo, I got the whole thing, bro. 334 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:13,562 It was hilarious, Barn. You thought it was a B-Bot. 335 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,564 A B-Bot? 336 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,274 Let it go, Rich. 337 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,151 You get out of here. 338 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,029 You want I pour hot chicken fat down your pants! 339 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,323 Barney, what's going on? 340 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,410 (SIGHS) It's okay, Dad. Really. 341 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,245 These are great. 342 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,664 (SAD MUSIC PLAYING) 343 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,627 -(TIRES SQUEAL) -(GOAT BLEATS) 344 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,338 GRAHAM: (VOICE VIBRATING) I hope they're not closed. 345 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,674 -(GOAT YELPS) -B-Bot, B-Bot. 346 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,719 Get him something useful like a snow shovel. 347 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,971 -(GOAT BLEATS) -Or a cordless drill. 348 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,724 It's what he really wanted. 349 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:55,520 If his mom were alive, she'd have known that. 350 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:56,563 (SOBS) 351 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,815 (SPEAKS MIXED SLAVIC LANGUAGE) 352 00:14:58,899 --> 00:14:59,941 (BLOWS NOSE) 353 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,276 GRAHAM: Mom, people! DONKA: Ooh! 354 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,694 -People! -MAN: Crazy lady! 355 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,237 -DONKA: Whoa! -(GOAT BLEATS) 356 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,530 Whoo! 357 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,365 It's okay. It's fine. 358 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:08,742 GRAHAM: Whoa, whoa! 359 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,913 -DONKA: Perfect! -(GRAHAM PANTING) 360 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,457 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 361 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,834 -Argh! No, no, no. -No! No, wait. 362 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,211 -Hi! Please... -Lady! 363 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,380 ...hold on just a second. Uh, it's my son's birthday. 364 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,050 I need a B-Bot. 365 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,761 Maybe just the basic model? 366 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,972 No, no, no. 367 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,307 Hang on, please. Please, please. 368 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,936 I throw in goat. Goat for a B-Bot. 369 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,146 She real friend. 370 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,398 And when you get bored of this one, 371 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,359 krrr, you can eat her! 372 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,861 -Less waste, good for planet. -Yeah. 373 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:46,988 DONKA: What? 374 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,116 No. No, no, no. Come on. 375 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,575 Three month wait? 376 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,744 What is this? Stalinist Russia? 377 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,705 I am not afraid of you, Bubble booble! 378 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,091 MAN 1: What do you got for me, pal? 379 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,843 MAN 2: We got five pads and some phones. 380 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,261 MAN 1: Yeah? What about that one? 381 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,680 MAN 2: Uh, that one fell out of my van earlier. 382 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,524 GRAHAM: Happy late birthday, Barney. 383 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,985 (GASPS) 384 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,446 Wha... Dad! Oh, Dad! 385 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,573 You got me one! 386 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,367 -A real one this time! -Yeah, I can see! 387 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,953 Thank you, thank you, thank you so much! And Gran. 388 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,913 -Mwah, mwah. -DONKA: Oh, you good boy! 389 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:40,041 (CHUCKLES) Hey, if you hurry, you can take it to school. 390 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,334 (BARN EY GASPS) 391 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,628 (CHUCKLING IN AWE) 392 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,425 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 393 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,010 Here we go. 394 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,887 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 395 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,054 (BOT BUZZES) 396 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:55,807 Huh? 397 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,351 (BUZZES) -(BARNEY GRUNTS) 398 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,477 (BUZZES) 399 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,395 -(BOT CHIMES) -(GASPS) 400 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,023 -(POWERING UP) -(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 401 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,234 (POWERS DOWN) 402 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,279 Huh? 403 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,241 What? 404 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,952 (GRUNTING) 405 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,998 -(GASPS) -(BOT BEEPING) 406 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,459 Seriously? 407 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,670 Come on, come on! 408 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:30,175 -(CHIMES) -No. What? Why? 409 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,885 DONKA: Barney, school time! 410 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,220 (BARN EY GROANS) 411 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,055 -(DIAL-UP MODEM SOUND) -(GASPS) 412 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,226 (POWERING UP) 413 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,235 (TRILLS) 414 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,529 Hi, insert registered name, 415 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:55,116 I am your... your... your... your... 416 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,326 lam... 417 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,536 My B-Bot. 418 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,372 B-Bot. 419 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,500 Look! My best friend out of the box? 420 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,584 (DINGS) 421 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,462 I am, insert registered name's best friend out of my box. 422 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,298 Insert registered name is my best friend. 423 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,467 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 424 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,678 Uh, how? You're not online? 425 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,845 How am I supposed to fix that? 426 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:16,888 No problem. 427 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,599 I'll scan my database to find out how to do it. 428 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,434 Oh, great. Cool! 429 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,728 (SCANNING NOISILY) 430 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:24,813 (DINGS) 431 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,648 The answer to your question 432 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,817 is on the Bubble network. 433 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,027 -(GROANS) -DONKA: Barney! 434 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,654 Please connect me to the Bubble network, 435 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:33,822 insert registered name. 436 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,366 Stop! Stop saying that! It's not my name. 437 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,450 No problem! 438 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,202 Please select a name from my internal database. 439 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,080 Aadash, Aaron, Abraham, Absalom... 440 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,082 -Absalom? -Hi! Absalom? 441 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,625 I am Absalom's B-Bot. 442 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:49,713 No, no, no. My name is Barney. 443 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,548 What is a Barney? 444 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,341 I have only entries for the letter A. 445 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,551 Shall I complete my download? 446 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,261 Yes. Yes! Do that! 447 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,345 No problem! 448 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,555 (TRILLS) 449 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,642 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 450 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:03,935 (SIGHS HOPELESSLY) 451 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,396 Okay, come on. 452 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,648 You don't need the sticker. Just come! 453 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,861 Please connec... Connec... 454 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,447 Please connec... Connec... Connec... Connec... 455 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,574 -Network. -(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 456 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,700 No problem. 457 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,244 BARN EY: Wait! Where are you going? 458 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:24,039 -Abu Dhabi, Addis Ababa, Amsterdam... -You're supposed to stay 459 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,749 -within six feet of me. -Arizona. 460 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,211 -Six... -(TRUCK HORN BEEPS) 461 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,671 (GASPS) I'm so sorry. 462 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,798 -Hey, what the heck, kid? -BARNEY: What are you doing? 463 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,092 -What am I doing? -You walked under a truck! 464 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,177 Hi. Absalom? 465 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,720 What about your traffic sensors? 466 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,097 What is a truck? Is it an airplane, 467 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,640 an ambulance, an alligator, 468 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,725 -an aardvark? -Come on! 469 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:44,976 We gotta get to school! 470 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,102 What is school? 471 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,270 You don't know what school is? 472 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,065 My solar battery function has not been uploaded. 473 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,191 (BARNEY SIGHS) 474 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,861 (YELLS IN FRUSTRATION) 475 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,031 -(CHIMES) -Hi. Absalom? 476 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,368 I'm Barney! How come you don't know that? 477 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,869 You're supposed to know everything about me! 478 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,996 I'm supposed to know everything about you. 479 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,458 (SIGHS) You never even said happy birthday. 480 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,584 Whoa, whoa! 481 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,879 Hey, no, no, no. I'll take you to school tomorrow. Okay? 482 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:13,922 (GRUNTS) 483 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,466 Stay here and learn stuff. 484 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,510 Just stay. 485 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:19,928 Stay. 486 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,348 Stay. 487 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,059 (SIGHS IN EXHAUSTION) 488 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,229 (DINGS) 489 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,856 I'm supposed to know everything about you. 490 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,150 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 491 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,653 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Top of the leaderboard! 492 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,613 Whoo! Wanna follow me, Sav? 493 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:39,823 -Uh... -Fire unleash. 494 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,990 Hey! What? 495 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,867 It's a level 50 Easter egg, man. 496 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,369 -(BOT ROARS) -You're mine for an hour. 497 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,704 NOAH: What? BOTH: Loser! Loser! 498 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,748 -Give it back! -BOTH: Ooh! 499 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,542 Oh, come on! Really, guys? 500 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,960 Not on top now, Noah. 501 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,963 Don't focus on the negative. It's very aging. 502 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,965 BOT: (CHUCKLES) A hundred and thirty-eight friends 503 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,092 -are laughing. Meow. -(CHUCKLES) 504 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,554 BOT: Three people are following Science Squad. 505 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,432 Three people actually like science? Wow. 506 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,516 (LOW-PITCHED CHIME) 507 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,601 BOT: Two people are following Science Squad. 508 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,063 I could follow you, Ava. 509 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,649 I... I got a B-Bot. It's just... 510 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:18,611 It's at home, um, downloading my profile. (CHUCKLES) 511 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:20,655 Okay. 512 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,584 GRAHAM: Pudowski. 513 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,794 Yeah, we... we chatted earlier. 514 00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,464 So, here we go... Ta-da! 515 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,340 -(MAN ON PHONE GROANS) -Wait for it. 516 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,302 -Hey, come on! No? -MAN: No. 517 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:43,845 I got a huge warehouse full of these things. 518 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,013 I can give you an unbelievable deal. 519 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,223 Hey, buddy. How's the B-Bot? 520 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,434 The kids love 'em 521 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,311 Hey, I'm back. 522 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,022 -(MUSIC DISTORTS) -(GASPS) 523 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:55,899 What? 524 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,151 (BARN EY CONTI N U ES GASPI NG) 525 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,324 DONKA: (MUFFLED) Opal Opal Opal 526 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,950 -(UPBEAT FOLK SONG PLAYING) -Huh? 527 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,953 DONKA: (SINGING ALONG) Hap/714 hep/714 happy 528 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,415 Happy, happy, happy(LAUGHS) 529 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,376 Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka 530 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,545 Oh! Oh, and knees up, knees up. 531 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,005 -Oh, no. You don't have knees. -BOT: Dikky, dikky, dakka 532 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,423 Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka 533 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,760 Oh, Barney. I love new friend B-Bot. 534 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,136 He's very funny. 535 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,888 -(SIGHS HAPPILY) -Dikky, dikky, dakka 536 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:27,972 -Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka -BARNEY: Hey! 537 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,557 What have you done to my room? 538 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:33,353 (PLAYFULLY) I have stayed here and learnt stuff. 539 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:34,395 What? 540 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:35,688 I now know everything about you. 541 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,106 I know your underpants combust 542 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:40,151 at a temperature of 232 degrees Fahrenheit. 543 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:42,111 Seventeen degrees below the melting point 544 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,404 of your inhalers. 545 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,491 -Wha... -I know you have 11 socks 546 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,618 and four books detailing the life of Bill the Bus. 547 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,496 Now, I'm your best friend out of the box, Absalom! 548 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,082 No! A friend does not go through your stuff 549 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:58,086 or burn it or melt it or dismember Mr. Bunky. 550 00:22:58,795 --> 00:22:59,963 Removing Mr. Bunky's head 551 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,674 required a breaking point of 7.6 newton. 552 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:05,051 Stop! What is wrong with you? Gran! 553 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,177 Gran is 78. 554 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,512 A former anti-communist 555 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,389 with an approximate weight mass of 360... 556 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,307 Whoa-ho-ho! No, no. Cheeky. 557 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:13,851 (EXCLAIMING) 558 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,396 The B-Bot. 559 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,898 There's something wrong with it, Gran. 560 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:20,191 DONKA: It look all right to me. 561 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:21,484 BARNEY: It's not meant to do that. 562 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,569 I'm not meant to do that. 563 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,487 DONKA: Just like all the others. 564 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:25,655 (BARN EY SCREAMS) 565 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:29,117 Maybe turn it off and on again? 566 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,451 (CHICKEN CLUCKING) 567 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,746 No! It just... It doesn't work properly. 568 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,957 -44, 45, 40... -(CHICKEN GROANING) 569 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:41,504 I fix it! Pudowskis make do and mend. 570 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,923 Oh, if I just ram this up power outlet... 571 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,049 BARN EY: No! 572 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,134 You'll make it worse! 573 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:47,594 Oh, Barney. 574 00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:51,222 Once, I mend my own hernia with bread knife and vodka. 575 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,725 People don't mend stuff anymore, Gran. 576 00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,310 They just take it back and... 577 00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:58,062 (GASPS) Take it back? 578 00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,565 You want I tell your father it not good enough? 579 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,860 That... No. But... 580 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,236 ...what am I gonna do? 581 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,364 Ah. Take it outside. Have fun with him. 582 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,534 You remember what Uncle Boris used to say? 583 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:15,371 "The smart man can pickle anything, even a glove." 584 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:16,664 The point being? 585 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,499 At least you're not Uncle Boris. (CHUCKLES) 586 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:22,503 He crazy. Never the same after that cashew. (CHUCKLES) 587 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,797 Argh! 588 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,591 Right. Fine. 589 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,926 You, come with me. 590 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,011 (LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING) 591 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,471 (BARN EY GRU NTI NG) 592 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,227 BOT: (SINGING) Dikky, dikky, dakka 593 00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:39,354 Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka 594 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,356 Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka 595 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,691 -Argh. -BOT: Hi, Absalom. 596 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:45,818 Just follow me. 597 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,779 BOT: Where are we going? 598 00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:49,447 Uh, nowhere. 599 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,240 BOT: Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky... 600 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:53,618 Hi, General Waste, 601 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,454 we're going to, uh, "Nowhere" to have fun with me. 602 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:58,456 This is not fun, okay? 603 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:00,291 Not fun. Okay. 604 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:05,088 Look, I'm taking you back to the Bubble store. 605 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:08,091 I have to swap you for a good one. No offense. 606 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,467 But according to the sticker, 607 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,219 I am your best friend out of my box. 608 00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:14,972 Listen! Friendship is a two-way street, okay? 609 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:19,727 I get to choose my friends, and I don't choose you. 610 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:21,604 BOT: (SINGING) Dikky, dikky, dakka 611 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,106 -Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka -(BARNEY GROANS) 612 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,357 BARN EY: Seriously? 613 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,317 -(BOT CONTINUES SINGING) -(BOY WHOOPING AND LAUGHING) 614 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,944 BARN EY: Oh, no! 615 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,445 Where are you going? 616 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:30,571 -Come back! -RICH: Okay, guys, ready? 617 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,323 -Three, two... -Two! 618 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,033 (BOYS GRUNTING) 619 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,493 -RICH'S BOT: Zero views. -(RICH GROANS) 620 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:36,577 BARNEY'S BOT: Dikky, dikky, dakka 621 00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:37,662 Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka 622 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,039 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? 623 00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,791 BARNEY'S BOT: I am Absalom's B-Bot. 624 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,293 -(PANTING) -Look! It's naked. 625 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:46,462 Yo, I can see its ro-butt. 626 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:47,588 -Ro-butt. -Get it? 627 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,090 'Cause it's a robot. It's... 628 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,174 BARN EY: Um, Rich... 629 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,261 Would you give it back, please? 630 00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:54,846 Barney? 631 00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,681 -Barnacle. -(LAUGHS) 632 00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:58,141 I'm taking it back to the store. 633 00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,600 Just please give it back. 634 00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,687 Yeah, sure, Barn. Take it. 635 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,856 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 636 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:13,322 But first you gotta do something for me. 637 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:14,657 -Uh, sorry? -RICH: Yeah. 638 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,117 Your gran rang the school. 639 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,619 You got me in trouble. That's your fault, man. 640 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:19,871 Your fault, dude. 641 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:22,165 -What? -So, come on. Cheer us up. 642 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,499 -Cheer us up. -RICH: Do something funny. 643 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,543 I need some fresh content for my channel. 644 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:27,628 -Yeah, content. (SNIFFLES) -Something. 645 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,255 -Rich, come on. -Ooh! 646 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,257 Why don't you sing that song with Freak-bot? 647 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,300 -Rich. -Yeah! 648 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:33,384 -Come on, Barney. Do it. -Rich, no. 649 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:34,469 -Do it, do it! -There isn't a song. 650 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:36,304 -BARNEY'S BOT: Incorrect. -No. Shut up. 651 00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:38,014 It is by Zany Bogomil. 652 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,599 -Your grandmother's favorite. -BARNEY: Stop! 653 00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:41,559 (SINGING) Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka 654 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:42,602 -Dikky, dikky, dakka -(BOYS LAUGHING) 655 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:43,978 -Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka -Dude, come on, Barney. 656 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:45,062 -You have to do it! -Go on, man! 657 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,647 Can you guys leave me alone, please? 658 00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:48,149 Yo, yo, yo, make him dance. 659 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,067 No Miss Thomas here, right, boys? 660 00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:52,528 I'm not... No. I'm not gonna dance. 661 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:53,613 -(RICH WH|NES) -Dikky, dikky, dakka 662 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:55,990 -Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka -Okay, I got it. Shut up. 663 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:58,201 -(CONTINUES SINGING) -RICH: Shut it now. 664 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,077 I said shut it! 665 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,497 Shut up! 666 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,040 (STOPS SINGING) 667 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,333 Why did you hit me? 668 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,251 'Cause I don't like you, derp-droid! 669 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,837 I don't like you, derp-droid! 670 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:11,589 -RICH: Ow! -Whoa. 671 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,382 What? Dumb bot. 672 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,425 JAYDEN: Yeah. ALEX: Yes! 673 00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:16,010 BARNEY: Okay, come on. Let's. .. 674 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,638 (GROANS) B-Bots can't shove! (GRUNTS) 675 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:20,014 (BOYSLAUGH) 676 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,849 That's how you do... (GRUNTS) 677 00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:24,477 Incorrect. I can shove with a compressive force capacity 678 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,063 -of 29 pounds per square inch. -(STIFLES LAUGH) 679 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,856 (COUGHS, GRUNTS) 680 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:30,399 -(YELPS) -Ooh. 681 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:34,320 My resin skin tenses on impact to protect my CPU. Does yours? 682 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:37,824 All right, that's it! I'm gonna destroy you! 683 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,118 -(BOYS CHEER) -BARNEY: Oh, no. 684 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:42,161 Huh? 685 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,125 Yo. Why does it look like that? 686 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,418 I'm gonna destroy you. 687 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,212 -RICH: What's happening? -I'm gonna destroy you. 688 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,255 Dude, seriously. Back off. 689 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,339 I'm gonna destroy you. (GLITCHING) 690 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,966 BARNEY: Hey, no! Stop! 691 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:56,551 -RICH: Run! -(BOYS WHIMPERING) 692 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,094 -I'm gonna destroy you. -(LAUGHING) 693 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,304 I'm gonna destroy you. I'm gonna destroy you. 694 00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:01,931 Is this fun, Absalom? 695 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,474 -(LAUGHS) Yes! No. -RICH: Help! 696 00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:04,559 ALEX: Oh, no. BARNEY: Yes! 697 00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:05,643 -I'm gonna destroy you. -(SCREAMS) 698 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:06,727 RICH: Someone call the police! 699 00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:08,062 RICH'S BOT: Contacting local law enforcement. 700 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,356 -I am sorry, bro. Seriously! -I'm gonna destroy you. 701 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,607 -(RICH YELPS) -I'm gonna destroy you. 702 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:14,026 -Cut the live stream! -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 703 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,571 (SCREAMING) 704 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,198 Bros, it's pulling my head off! 705 00:28:19,282 --> 00:28:20,283 41 newtons. 706 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:21,367 -Bros! -42 newtons. 707 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,077 Hey,no,no,no! You can't pull his head off. 708 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,412 -We'll get in trouble! -(DINGS) 709 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,497 -RICH: Help! -Okay, Absalom. 710 00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:27,915 I cannot pull his head off. 711 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:29,000 (CHUCKLES) 712 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,460 That's it. You are dead meat, Pudowski! 713 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,254 ALEX: Dude, you are finished! 714 00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:34,922 -Oh, yeah. We gotta run. -ALEX: We're coming for you! 715 00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:37,091 We gotta run right now! 716 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:38,968 Whoa! (LAUGHING) 717 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,052 (GRUNTS) 718 00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:41,512 (LAUGHS) What? 719 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,473 Floor it! 720 00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:46,142 (LAUGHING) 721 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,728 -Whoo-hoo! -BOT: Whoo-hoo! 722 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,980 (BARNEY GIGGLING) 723 00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:55,610 -(DING) -(BOT LAUGHING) 724 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,487 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 725 00:28:58,571 --> 00:28:59,906 -(BOT STOPS LAUGHING) -(LAUGHING) 726 00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:02,283 (BOTH LAUGHING EXAGGERATEDLY) 727 00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:07,496 That was awesome, okay. 728 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,457 But terrible, but awesome! 729 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,959 I mean, you can't hit people. Especially Rich Belcher. 730 00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,587 But, oh, man! You hit Rich Belcher! 731 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,298 I don't get it. B-Bots can't hurt people. 732 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,051 They have mega safety controls and stuff. 733 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:24,180 Incorrect. I have no mega safety controls and stuff. 734 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:25,890 (CHIMES) 735 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,767 The settings have not been uploaded. 736 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:32,063 What? Really? (CHUCKLES) You're insane! 737 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:33,147 Where are you going? 738 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,899 BOT: To swap me for a good one. 739 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:37,234 No, no, no. Hey, look. I've been thinking, 740 00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:39,487 -and maybe I... -(SIREN WHOOPING) 741 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:41,697 Freeze! I think it's him. 742 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,115 DISPATCHER: You gotta give me a descr/ption, color 743 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:44,325 Yeah, uh-huh. White. 744 00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:45,534 -He/ght? -Two foot tall. 745 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:46,702 -Build? -Yeah. Plastic. 746 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:47,995 -Excuse me, sir? -Whoa! 747 00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:49,538 Easy. 748 00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:53,334 Okay. Both of you, hands where I can see 'em. 749 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,461 (OFFICER GASPS) 750 00:29:58,464 --> 00:29:59,966 BOT: Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka 751 00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:01,050 OFFICER: Give it here! 752 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,176 GRAHAM: That B-Bot is ours! 753 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:04,095 OFFICER: It's a lunatic! DONKA: It's just dancing. 754 00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,721 -I taught it. -I paid for that. 755 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:06,806 It was just doing what I said. 756 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,307 Take it away! It's crazy! 757 00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:09,725 BOT: At least I'm not Uncle Boris. 758 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,811 I'm... I'm sure it's just a minor issue. 759 00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:14,814 It's violent, uncontrollable, and highly dangerous. 760 00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:16,565 Okay, great. Let me look into that. 761 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,818 No. There's nothing wrong with him. 762 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,194 It assaulted a child! 763 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:21,278 It didn't assault him. 764 00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:23,656 I hit Rich Belcher. It was awesome, but terrible, 765 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:24,740 -but awesome. -See? 766 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,826 -Barney... You were fighting? -No! 767 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:28,953 (CHUCKLES) B-Bots are incapable of violence. 768 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,871 BOT: Boink! OFFICER: Officer down! 769 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,081 Bah, he had it coming. 770 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,499 You can'tjust take it. It's mine! 771 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:34,709 I don't even know his name. 772 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,585 Yes, you do! It's Absalom. 773 00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:38,421 -Hi, Absalom. -What? 774 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,590 According to our records, it has no registered owner. 775 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,884 -But I give all my funeral money... -Mom... 776 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:45,428 -...to that man in the alley. -. . . please. 777 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,971 You got it from a man in an alley? 778 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,889 Did you obtain this bot illegally? 779 00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:50,266 -What? -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 780 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,560 This took a turn, and we gotta get out of here. 781 00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:54,353 Send it to the crusher! 782 00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:55,563 -What? -For all we know, 783 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:56,772 -it could kill someone. -(BOT DINGS) 784 00:30:56,856 --> 00:31:00,067 No. It's mine. It was my birthday present. 785 00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:02,528 We'll return it to the facility, run some tests. 786 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:04,071 Do you want me to close the whole store? 787 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:07,324 (GASPS) No, no, no. Uh, one crushing coming up! 788 00:31:07,408 --> 00:31:08,909 Use the recycler. 789 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,037 Adio's, Absalom. 790 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,747 Arrivederci. Auf Wiedersehen. 791 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:14,206 No, you can't do that. 792 00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:16,125 Dad, please. It was sticking up for me. 793 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,960 Barney, we gotta let it go. 794 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,420 OFFICER: Let's take some details. 795 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:20,755 -What was your name, sir? -Uh. .. 796 00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:23,007 Absalom, will crushing be fun? 797 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,467 (GASPS) 798 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:30,806 (GASPS) 799 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:32,933 (GRUNTS) 800 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:35,895 Phew. 801 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:38,564 -Hi, Absalom. -Shh. 802 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,274 -Happy birthday! -What are you doing? 803 00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:42,234 A friend must stay within six feet. 804 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,652 We'll go to the crusher together. 805 00:31:43,736 --> 00:31:47,364 No! Crushing is not fun! It means smushed, flattened... 806 00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:48,741 Uh... 807 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:50,242 ..A.. 808 00:31:51,202 --> 00:31:53,120 Think, think, think. 809 00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:54,080 Annihilated. 810 00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:56,082 (GASPS IN RELIEF) 811 00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:01,295 -Annihilated. Not fun! -Shh. 812 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,047 (WHISPERING) We gotta get out of here. 813 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,131 -Where are you...? Ow. -(THUD) 814 00:32:04,215 --> 00:32:05,841 (HUMS) 815 00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:08,094 -Hey, stop! Hey! -(PANTING) 816 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,137 -(GASPS) -We gotta get out of here. 817 00:32:10,221 --> 00:32:11,222 No. Come back. 818 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:13,057 -Whoa. -Sorry. 819 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:16,727 -(GASPS) Where are you going? -You said, "Come back." 820 00:32:16,811 --> 00:32:18,395 (BARN EY GROANS) 821 00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:19,855 (GRUNTS) 822 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:21,816 Sorry, again. 823 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,235 Bree, it got out! 824 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,530 (BARN EY CHUCKLING) 825 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,156 (WRESTLING BOT SHOUTING IN SPANISH) 826 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,741 -Sorry! -(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH) 827 00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:32,159 -(WHISPERS) Where is it? -BOT: Ayl 828 00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:34,745 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Lucha Iibre, third floor. 829 00:32:35,538 --> 00:32:37,039 (BOTH PANTING) 830 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:39,250 -Stop! -Oh, no. 831 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,585 -(KIDS CHATTERING) -BOY: Space! Final frontier! 832 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,131 (BARN EY YELLS) 833 00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:46,382 (CHUCKLES) Whew! 834 00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:49,301 Uh-oh. 835 00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:51,929 Follow me! (LAUGHING) 836 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,389 Sorry, he's with me. 837 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,765 BOT 1: He is unaffected! 838 00:32:54,849 --> 00:32:55,850 BOT 2: Invincible one. 839 00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:57,017 BOT 3: Space Lord. 840 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,645 Hi, I am insane. 841 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:00,938 (SHRIEKS) 842 00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:03,232 -Follow me. -(BARN EY GRU NTS) 843 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,693 (BARN EY YELLING) 844 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,778 Are we having fun with me? 845 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:09,947 You bet! (GASPS) 846 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,657 -(BOT WHIMPERS) -(SHRIEKS) 847 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:12,741 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 848 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,451 BREE: You have to find it. 849 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,954 It's gotta be here somewhere. Keep looking. 850 00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:19,123 -(SHOUTS IN SPANISH) -BREE: Huh? 851 00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:21,083 MAN: Where is he? 852 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,668 Where did they go? 853 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,046 -(POP) -BOT: Hi, I'm Sally Squirrel. 854 00:33:26,130 --> 00:33:27,673 (BOTS POPPING) 855 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:30,467 -Potty time! Sing with me! -No! Shush! 856 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:31,552 You are dead meat. 857 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:32,636 MAN: Preschool forest. 858 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,346 BOTS: (SINGING) Number one or number two 859 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,015 Letโ€™s learn where we pee and poo 860 00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:37,600 Power down, power down! 861 00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:43,022 Okay, everybody out. Paws in the air. 862 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:45,482 -(SIGHS) -I know you're in there. 863 00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:46,650 (BARN EY GASPS) 864 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,247 Ugh! Really. 865 00:34:00,331 --> 00:34:02,249 -Barney! -I'm sorry. 866 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:03,834 (OFFICER GRUNTS) 867 00:34:11,634 --> 00:34:13,010 How dare you! Are you calling me a criminal? 868 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:14,094 Mom, no, no, no. You're not helping. 869 00:34:14,178 --> 00:34:16,263 I paid for it! 870 00:34:16,347 --> 00:34:19,099 -Hi, Absalom. -BARNEY: Shh! 871 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,518 I'm gonna take you home, okay? 872 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,854 But you get to choose your friends. 873 00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:25,064 And you don't choose me. 874 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:26,357 (CHUCKLES) 875 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,068 I do, okay. I choose you. 876 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:32,029 I can fix you, like Gran said, 877 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:35,908 and I'll teach you how to be my friend. 878 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,493 Okay, Absalom. 879 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:38,869 Okay. 880 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:42,331 My registered name is Absalom, 881 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,000 but my friends call me Barney. 882 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,085 (DINGS) 883 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:47,544 My friends call me... 884 00:34:48,796 --> 00:34:50,297 Ron Bintscatsco. 885 00:34:50,381 --> 00:34:52,967 (CHUCKLES) Okay, Ron. 886 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:54,885 Okay, Barney. 887 00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:56,136 DONKA: One day parking ticket, 888 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,221 -next day firing squad. -(GASPS) 889 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:58,597 GRAHAM: No, that's not gonna be a problem. 890 00:34:58,681 --> 00:35:01,809 Hey, Barn. I am so sorry about the B-Bot. 891 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:02,977 I'll figure something out. 892 00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:04,436 It's okay, Dad. Not a problem. 893 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,521 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 894 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,648 I... Ithink it's gonna be fine. 895 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,698 PEOPLE: 93, 94, 95, 96, 896 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:18,951 97, 98, 99! 897 00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,205 -(ALL CHEERING) -(ANDREW CHUCKLING) 898 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,833 One hundred million units sold! 899 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:27,418 Whoo! Yeah! 900 00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:30,379 Well, we made 100 million new friends, 901 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:33,007 all helping kids connect, meet each other, 902 00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:35,384 -interact. -And all through their B-Bots. 903 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,219 Making friends face-to-face? 904 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:38,470 (SCOFFS) So last three millennia. 905 00:35:38,554 --> 00:35:39,555 (CHUCKLES) That's not what... 906 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:40,806 Some kids check in with their bots 907 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:43,642 a hundred times a day, plus 11 times overnight. 908 00:35:43,726 --> 00:35:46,603 We've finally done it. We've ended sleep. 909 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:48,897 Uh, the algorithm may need adjusting. 910 00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:50,607 ANDREW: Think of the data we can harvest! 911 00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:51,984 No, no, no. I designed them... 912 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:54,153 -In my garage. -. . .for making friends. 913 00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:55,654 Into dollars. 914 00:35:55,738 --> 00:35:57,489 If our share price goes any higher, 915 00:35:57,573 --> 00:35:59,616 we'll have to give it a space suit. (SLURPS DRINK) 916 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:02,953 So what about the B-Bot that punched a child? 917 00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:05,247 (CAMERA CLICKING) 918 00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:07,541 It hit a cop? 919 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,126 And a child. 920 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,545 It hit a cop. We can't put that on the box. 921 00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:14,423 No, no. B-Bots are incapable of violence. 922 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,425 My algorithm totally ensures no... 923 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,260 OFFICER: 0W/ 0W/ RICH: 0W/ 0W/ 924 00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:21,388 -I better look into that. -You think? 925 00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:24,099 I mean, what if someone gets injured? 926 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,143 I, for one, could not live 927 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:28,604 with what that would do to our share price. 928 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,897 BREE: itโ€™s not a problem. 929 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:32,483 We performed a complimentary in-store crushing. 930 00:36:32,566 --> 00:36:34,026 Good! Uh... 931 00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:36,779 Because if that was still out there, 932 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:38,364 we'd be toast. 933 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:47,456 -(CHICKENS CLUCKING) -Shh. Guys, no clucking. 934 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:53,379 Okay, Ron. How to be my friend. 935 00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:59,218 A bunch of your code is missing, right? 936 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:00,761 The settings have not been uploaded. 937 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,722 So, I'm gonna teach you to be my friend. 938 00:37:03,806 --> 00:37:05,099 And then you can come to school. 939 00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:07,184 What is a friend, Barney? 940 00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:10,437 Well, a friend is a person who, uh, 941 00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:12,106 Hkes,uh_. 942 00:37:12,189 --> 00:37:13,690 ls always... I... 943 00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,943 A person who, uh, "likes, is always, I." 944 00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:18,028 Okay. Now I'm your best friend. 945 00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:19,822 (CHUCKLES) Hey. Come back. 946 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:23,283 No, no, no. There's a lot more than that, Ron. 947 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,994 You have to know everything about me. 948 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:27,955 You have to like me, obviously. 949 00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,874 Like all the same stuff as me, and you have to be on my side. 950 00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,918 But don't hit people. Even Rich Belcher. 951 00:37:33,627 --> 00:37:35,587 Hair, brown. Height, 4'11". 952 00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:38,882 5'11" would be better. You could reach high objects. 953 00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:42,136 Hey. (CHUCKLES) A friend likes everything about you. 954 00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:43,637 -What? -Let's go to school. 955 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,889 (LAUGHS) You don't even know where school is. 956 00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:49,351 Alice Springs, Allahabad, Anchorage, Albuquerque. 957 00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:52,688 Ooh. A-ha! 958 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,107 Mom! You're shorting the power out! 959 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:57,151 (MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 960 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:03,115 (LAUGHING) 961 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,621 You gotta fit in. 962 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:12,958 Huh? 963 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,210 Likes. Rocks, chess, Pac-ll/lan. 964 00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:16,462 -Bill the Bus. -No! 965 00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:17,921 That was when I was, like, two. 966 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:21,425 Toast. But only for breakfast. 967 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,177 (SLURPS) Butter on its own. 968 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,303 RON: Mm! 969 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:25,888 (LAUGHS) 970 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,556 (DONKA EXCLAIMS, TSKING) 971 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:31,477 (WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING) 972 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,395 (GRUNTING SHAKILY) 973 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:36,857 Dislikes. Possums, musicals, school. Generally. 974 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,233 The BuddyBench. 975 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:41,945 Eugh! Worms. I don't trust anything without a face. 976 00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:44,239 -(SHRIEKS) -(BOTH LAUGH) 977 00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:48,243 Stop! 978 00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:49,953 I am fitting in! 979 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,874 You must always stay within six feet. 980 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:56,126 I will always stay within six feet. 981 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:57,336 Unless I say not to. 982 00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,421 I am not to stay within six feet. 983 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,298 No, no. Sometimes, yes. 984 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,591 -Sometimes. -And sometimes, no. 985 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,510 -Yes. -Like, if I had a bad day 986 00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:06,345 -or. .. -Bad day. Always six feet. 987 00:39:07,221 --> 00:39:08,514 (LAUGHING) 988 00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:13,685 BARN EY: Allergies. Goats, wool. Goats' wool. 989 00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,979 I'm basically allergic to life. 990 00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:17,731 That's why I like rocks. 991 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,566 That is sad and also tragic. 992 00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:22,110 What are you into, huh? Electricity? 993 00:39:22,194 --> 00:39:24,029 Electricity is better than rocks. 994 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,531 Ron, what are you... 995 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,282 (LAUGHING) 996 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:28,992 (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 997 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:34,081 Whoo-hoo-hoo! You got it! You got the six feet! 998 00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:39,586 Hey! No, no, no. That's... 999 00:39:39,670 --> 00:39:40,671 -GRAHAM: Barney? -(GASPS) 1000 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:43,590 I got a little break. You wanna do something? 1001 00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:44,800 Chess, maybe? 1002 00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:47,511 Uh, thanks, Dad. I'm good. 1003 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:49,846 Okay. 1004 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,517 -(CHUCKLES) -(MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC RESUMES) 1005 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:58,730 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1006 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:07,948 BARN EY: Rocks. RON: Electricity. 1007 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,491 BARN EY: Rocks are better. 1008 00:40:09,575 --> 00:40:11,618 RON: Electricity. BARNEY: Uh, I said rocks. 1009 00:40:11,702 --> 00:40:13,245 RON: I prefer electricity. 1010 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,330 -Rocks. (LAUGHING) -RON: Electricity. 1011 00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:17,666 List friends. 1012 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,001 Uh, next question. 1013 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,210 (RON DINGS) 1014 00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:23,130 You know, I'm... I'm not actually unpopular, you know. 1015 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:24,798 That would mean they know I exist. 1016 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,425 -RON: Perhaps you don't. -Hey! 1017 00:40:26,508 --> 00:40:28,260 RON: List relations. 1018 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:31,471 Dad, Donka, some Bulgarian uncles. 1019 00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:33,932 Donka says, actually, one was possessed, 1020 00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:37,060 but I think it might have been a nut allergy. 1021 00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:38,604 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1022 00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:41,398 There was Mom, too, of course. 1023 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,109 But, uh, she died when I was two. 1024 00:40:45,277 --> 00:40:47,613 And Dad moved us out here. 1025 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:53,035 It doesn't make me sad exactly 'cause I... I can't remember. 1026 00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:56,622 But it did make things hard for Dad. 1027 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,041 She was returned to the facility? 1028 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:03,045 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I guess. No receipt. 1029 00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:05,464 (DINGS) 1030 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:08,175 Scratches neck 14.5 times a day. 1031 00:41:08,258 --> 00:41:10,719 -What are you doing? -I am learning about my friend. 1032 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,012 Oh, cool. 1033 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,306 Please slap my hand to show we are bonding. 1034 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:16,391 Oh! Okay. (CHUCKLES) 1035 00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:17,601 (POWERS DOWN) 1036 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:18,727 You went to sleep! 1037 00:41:19,436 --> 00:41:21,521 -No. It was a move. -(LAUGHS) 1038 00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:23,815 Am I now your best friend out of the box? 1039 00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:25,817 You're not still after that sticker. 1040 00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:27,611 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1041 00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:28,987 (GASPS) 1042 00:41:29,071 --> 00:41:31,323 Oh, no, Ron. I'm so sorry. Hold on. Hold on. 1043 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:33,909 -RON: Connect. Connect. -No! Stop! (GASPS) 1044 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:37,162 -Oh, no! Not that one! Ron! -Connect. Connect. Connect. 1045 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:40,248 That's Savannah's house! 1046 00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:42,459 Okay, key light, Malibu filter. 1047 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,419 -Perfect. -GIRL: Boom! 1048 00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:45,879 Oh, hey, guys. 1049 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:47,381 You just caught me chilling. 1050 00:41:47,464 --> 00:41:49,758 -(RON LAUGHING MANIACALLY) -(BOTH SHRIEKING) 1051 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,469 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -RON: Afloat. Aquatic. 1052 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,471 Accident. 1053 00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:56,431 -(SOFT BURST) -(BOTH GASPING) 1054 00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:57,766 (HEAVY WHEEZING) 1055 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,518 What is that? 1056 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:02,688 It sounds like a giant snake. Or an evil clown! 1057 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:03,772 They live in the woods, 1058 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,440 and their heads go all the way around! 1059 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,528 -(CONTI N U ES WH EEZI NG) -(BOTH SHRIEKING) 1060 00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:10,862 -Evil clown! Evil clown! -BARNEY: Sorry. I'm sorry. 1061 00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,614 I'm just really wheezy, guys. I've been running. 1062 00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:13,865 Ron! (SCREAMS) 1063 00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:15,158 (BOTH YELP) 1064 00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:17,494 Barney Pudowski? 1065 00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:20,956 -(FLOAT SQUEAKING) -(WHIMPERING) 1066 00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:22,958 (BOTH GASP) 1067 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,668 You've ruined my aesthetic. 1068 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:28,505 Sorry, Savannah. (COUGHS) Nice pooI. 1069 00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:32,092 Wait. Since when did you even have a B-Bot? 1070 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:34,594 And... Whoa. Look at him. 1071 00:42:34,678 --> 00:42:36,680 I'm sorry. We're going right now. Ijust... 1072 00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:42,477 Barney, your B-Bot is, like, super weird. 1073 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,354 GIRL: Yeah. SAVANNAH: And naked? 1074 00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:45,439 GIRL: Ew! 1075 00:42:45,522 --> 00:42:47,941 And hold on a sec. Why hasn't it friended me? 1076 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:50,777 Would you like to friend @theSavannahMeads? 1077 00:42:50,861 --> 00:42:53,780 BARNEY: No. He can't do any of that stuff. 1078 00:42:53,864 --> 00:42:56,700 He can't make friends or... He's useless at all that. 1079 00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:59,661 -(GASPS) Can't make friends? -GIRL: What? 1080 00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,496 Barney, don't say your weirdness 1081 00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:03,039 has rubbed off on him. 1082 00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:05,500 Making friends is, like, what he's for. 1083 00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:08,670 If he can't do that, he's, like, literally pointless. 1084 00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:12,424 Like, a lump of plastic just following you around. 1085 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,509 Hashtag landfill. 1086 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,887 -I am for making friends? -BARNEY: Ron... 1087 00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:18,680 How do I make friends for Barney? 1088 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:20,140 BARN EY: Come. (SCREAMS) 1089 00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,850 -Senou๏ฌy? -Ugh. 1090 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:24,394 You share stuff about him. 1091 00:43:24,478 --> 00:43:27,522 Like pictures of his food or his wake-up routine. 1092 00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:28,940 You search for people who know him 1093 00:43:29,024 --> 00:43:30,734 or like the same stuff as him. 1094 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,278 You show them pictures, and then you get comments, 1095 00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,113 and then you get people that like him, 1096 00:43:35,197 --> 00:43:36,656 and then you get friend invites. 1097 00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:39,117 -Boom! Now he has friends. -Duh! 1098 00:43:39,201 --> 00:43:40,744 Ron! We have to go! 1099 00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:42,537 Does Barney need friends? 1100 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,040 Well, yeah! Or, fun fact, 1101 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,958 he will not survive middle school. 1102 00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:49,044 Savannah, please don't tell anyone. 1103 00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:52,714 I'm not supposed to have him. He has to be a secret. 1104 00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:56,301 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1105 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:05,894 (SIGHS) 1106 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:07,771 (MUFFLED RATTLING) 1107 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,237 (GRAHAM SPEAKING SPANISH) 1108 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,572 She's rewiring los electricos. 1109 00:44:17,656 --> 00:44:19,449 Okay. Unicorn poo. 1110 00:44:19,533 --> 00:44:20,617 -(TOY SQUEAKS) -(CHUCKLES) 1111 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:21,993 -It's great. -(MAN ON PHONE SPEAKS SPANISH) 1112 00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:24,788 You like it! Well, shipping date, um... 1113 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:27,207 Ow! It shocked me! 1114 00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:30,460 (BEEPS) 1115 00:44:30,544 --> 00:44:31,837 (CHUCKLES) 1116 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,761 Mind if I leave it on? 1117 00:44:42,222 --> 00:44:43,306 (SIGHS) 1118 00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:45,559 RON: I am literally pointless. 1119 00:44:45,642 --> 00:44:46,726 What? 1120 00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,854 I cannot make friends for you. 1121 00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:52,023 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Yeah. Well... 1122 00:44:52,107 --> 00:44:54,109 I'm not so great at that either. 1123 00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:58,738 You should see me during recess. Oh, it sucks. 1124 00:44:58,822 --> 00:45:00,949 I stand there every day, 1125 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:04,035 on my own, on the edge of the yard, 1126 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:07,914 just hoping for a few people to share a bench with. 1127 00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:09,082 You know? 1128 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:11,585 But why would they? 1129 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,170 The last time any of them came to my house, 1130 00:45:14,254 --> 00:45:15,589 we set fire to them. 1131 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,632 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) -GRAHAM: Ow! Not again. 1132 00:45:18,425 --> 00:45:20,135 -(SWITCH CLICKS) -(SIGHS) 1133 00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:23,305 I guess I'll just sleep with it off. 1134 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:25,640 Good night, Ron. 1135 00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:32,230 (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) 1136 00:45:48,038 --> 00:45:49,915 AN DREW: Theyโ€™re psychos/ 1137 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:51,541 (SHRIEKING AND YELLING) 1138 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:54,753 It is them! I'd recognize those ears from space. 1139 00:45:54,836 --> 00:45:58,590 Okay. Location. GPS. Uh... Get up the grid. 1140 00:45:58,673 --> 00:45:59,966 Where is it? 1141 00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:02,510 Uh, it's not actually on the network. 1142 00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:04,596 That's impossible. So, I don't believe you. 1143 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,389 We track every B-Bot. 1144 00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:08,975 -Um, yeah, but... -Then the kid. 1145 00:46:09,059 --> 00:46:12,312 I want everything. Contacts, shopping habits, shoe-size. 1146 00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:14,272 You mean his private data? 1147 00:46:14,356 --> 00:46:16,232 Sure. Why else do we collect it? 1148 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,735 We've got nothing on him. He hasn't friended anyone. 1149 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:21,029 He doesn't blog, post, or share. 1150 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:22,113 Creepy. 1151 00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:24,824 The video was posted by @theSavannahMeads. 1152 00:46:24,908 --> 00:46:27,118 Her whole life is online. 1153 00:46:27,202 --> 00:46:29,788 Andrew. Is it true? It's still out there? 1154 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:33,291 The store made an error. They squished Sally Squirrel. 1155 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:34,626 SALLY SQUIRREL: (SINGING) Letโ€™s learn where we... 1156 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,462 -(POWERS DOWN) -That's awesome! 1157 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,381 What the heck are you talking about? 1158 00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:42,342 I looked into it. And... 1159 00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:44,260 (BARNEY AND RON LAUGHING) 1160 00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:46,471 See? This is it! 1161 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:48,890 It's what I imagined when I was his age. 1162 00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:50,392 They're having fun! 1163 00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:51,643 Fun? 1164 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:54,813 How... How can you have fun offline? 1165 00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:56,439 It's against nature. 1166 00:46:56,523 --> 00:47:00,485 Andrew, I never programmed B-Bots to laugh. 1167 00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:03,446 I have to understand this. Can we get a hold of it? 1168 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,490 Ho-ho, we will. 1169 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:08,660 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1170 00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:18,586 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1171 00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:21,506 My aerial? No power in whole street? 1172 00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:23,633 No. No idea. 1173 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,894 What? Ron, no! You have to hide. 1174 00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:36,146 You're not ready. 1175 00:47:37,147 --> 00:47:39,941 (SIGHS) I'm sorry. I'll be back soon. 1176 00:47:41,568 --> 00:47:42,944 (SCOOTER SQUEAKING) 1177 00:47:43,028 --> 00:47:44,029 (GRUNTS) 1178 00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:58,877 There are no friends in the shed. 1179 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:02,672 -Hi! I am Barney's B-Bot. -(CAR HORN HONKS) 1180 00:48:02,756 --> 00:48:04,466 I live in the shed. 1181 00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:06,926 -I am for making friends. -MAN: Idiot! 1182 00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:11,097 I am sharing Barney's breakfast. Do you like it? 1183 00:48:11,181 --> 00:48:13,391 -(DOG BARKS) -How about you? 1184 00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:14,851 (DOG SNIFFS, WH|NES) 1185 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,396 Would you like to comment on this picture, old woman? 1186 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:22,358 Barney likes rocks, asthma inhalers, and his grandmother's food. 1187 00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:25,320 Will you come to my secret shed and like him? 1188 00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:27,989 (GRUNTS NERVOUSLY) 1189 00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:30,200 No. No, no. No. 1190 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:33,703 Barney likes rock hammers, too! 1191 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:35,663 (IMITATES BARNEY) I'm gonna be late. 1192 00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:37,123 My pants are on backwards. 1193 00:48:37,207 --> 00:48:39,209 That was Barney's wake-up routine! 1194 00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:40,794 -Okay. -Friend request. 1195 00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:41,878 Friend request. 1196 00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:55,975 MISS THOMAS: So a prime number 1197 00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:58,228 is a natural number greater than one 1198 00:48:58,311 --> 00:48:59,938 that cannot be divided by any number. 1199 00:49:00,021 --> 00:49:01,272 -(GASPS) -I know you're keen, 1200 00:49:01,356 --> 00:49:03,733 but it's not quite recess yet, Barney. 1201 00:49:04,317 --> 00:49:07,278 (BREATHLESSLY) Oh, my asthma. I need my inhaler, ma'am. 1202 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:09,322 Uh, I'll be one minute. 1203 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:13,326 (GASPS) 1204 00:49:15,370 --> 00:49:17,831 Ron! What are you doing here? 1205 00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,916 There are no friends in the shed. 1206 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:21,835 I am for making friends. 1207 00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:24,379 No! No, no, no. You have to go before they come out for... 1208 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:26,297 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 1209 00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:27,757 Recess. 1210 00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:30,343 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 1211 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:32,262 BOT: You have two new messages. 1212 00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:34,055 GIRL: Only two? 1213 00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:35,849 Hey, Barn. You got a B-Bot? 1214 00:49:35,932 --> 00:49:37,433 -Hey. 1215 00:49:38,852 --> 00:49:39,936 Awesome. 1216 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:41,938 Huh. Well, that went well. 1217 00:49:42,021 --> 00:49:43,106 I thought so. 1218 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:45,692 Okay. 1219 00:49:46,693 --> 00:49:47,819 Come on. 1220 00:49:48,361 --> 00:49:51,698 Wow, that's so minimalistic. It's like a blank canvas. 1221 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:54,826 -Friend request. -(BARNEY CHUCKLES) 1222 00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:56,661 (CHATTERI NG CONTI N U ES) 1223 00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:00,415 Recess. 1224 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,375 Maybe it'll be okay. 1225 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,002 Recess will not suck. 1226 00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:06,296 You will have friends to sit with on a bench. 1227 00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:09,174 I don't know. Yeah. I guess. 1228 00:50:09,257 --> 00:50:10,466 RON: You will. 1229 00:50:10,550 --> 00:50:12,552 -I have brought you some. -What? 1230 00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:14,721 I am literally not landfill. 1231 00:50:14,804 --> 00:50:16,097 (STUDENTS CHEERING) 1232 00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:18,016 -(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) -GIRL: This is so crazy. 1233 00:50:18,808 --> 00:50:20,351 (GASPING) 1234 00:50:20,435 --> 00:50:22,145 Ron! Wait! 1235 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:24,522 (CHEERING) 1236 00:50:26,441 --> 00:50:28,109 You have five new friends. 1237 00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:29,569 I did a search for them. 1238 00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:33,114 Shayne likes low-priced alcohol and conspiracy theories. 1239 00:50:33,198 --> 00:50:35,200 He believes there's a secret lizard government 1240 00:50:35,283 --> 00:50:36,784 -beneath Switzerland. -Shh. 1241 00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:38,703 He will friend you if he can stay in the shed. 1242 00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:42,123 Barney! Bro! Just for a year. Two max. 1243 00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:43,791 Are those your friends, Barney? 1244 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,001 Is this, like, a rave? 1245 00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:47,503 This friend shared your breakfast and liked it. 1246 00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:48,588 Oh, yeah! 1247 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,048 RON: He gets hungry like you. 1248 00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:53,384 Your neighbor Mrs. Baxter's parrot has one friend in common with you. 1249 00:50:53,468 --> 00:50:54,928 Your neighbor, Mrs. Baxter. 1250 00:50:55,011 --> 00:50:57,222 -He commented on your photo. -(PARROT SQUAWKS) 1251 00:50:57,305 --> 00:51:00,183 He has done other things on your photo, too. 1252 00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,435 Margaret will friend you 1253 00:51:02,518 --> 00:51:03,519 -and share her... -No. 1254 00:51:03,603 --> 00:51:05,104 (IMITATES MARGARET) ...purse, watch, anything 1255 00:51:05,188 --> 00:51:06,940 it! please, please just let her go. 1256 00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:09,943 Now you have friends to sit with on a bench at recess. 1257 00:51:10,652 --> 00:51:12,570 I'm so sorry. You can't be here. 1258 00:51:12,654 --> 00:51:13,655 (BABY COOING) 1259 00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:15,865 Barney, meet friend number five. 1260 00:51:15,949 --> 00:51:18,743 This tiny bald man likes your picture so much, 1261 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:19,953 he is eating it. 1262 00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:22,705 There he is! Logan! 1263 00:51:23,373 --> 00:51:25,041 Friend request, friend request. 1264 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:27,210 -Ron? -STUDENTS: Ron, Ron, Ron. 1265 00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:30,255 -Yeah! Come on! -ALL: Ron, Ron, Ron! 1266 00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:32,548 BREE: Savannah Meads' mom didn't recognize the boy. 1267 00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:33,633 We're at her school now. 1268 00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:34,676 Okay, sure. 1269 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,804 We keep this low-key, people. Discreet. 1270 00:51:37,887 --> 00:51:39,555 Nice and quiet, okay? 1271 00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,808 -Love you guys! -STUDENTS: Ron, Ron, Ron. 1272 00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:44,477 Pudowski! 1273 00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:46,896 -(CHUCKLES HELPLESSLY) -Yeah! 1274 00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:49,023 Sticking it to the man! 1275 00:51:49,107 --> 00:51:51,317 Principal's office. Now! 1276 00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:53,444 -(SIGHS) -(BABY COOING) 1277 00:51:53,528 --> 00:51:54,529 (BABBLES PLAYFULLY) 1278 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,739 RICH: Hey, bros. Ho-ho-ho-ho. 1279 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,241 (CHUCKLES) 1280 00:51:58,324 --> 00:52:00,159 Come on, Pudowski. Move it! 1281 00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:01,995 (BOYS LAUGHING) 1282 00:52:02,078 --> 00:52:04,122 You're not new, are you? 1283 00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:05,915 You're that crazy broken dude who punched me. 1284 00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:07,208 How'd you do that? 1285 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:10,670 I have no mega safety controls and stuff. 1286 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:14,257 Safety settings, parental controls, account limits, all off! 1287 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:16,092 That's how come he hit you, dude! 1288 00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:18,678 I want mine like that. Then it can hit me, too! 1289 00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:20,305 I could get R-rated movies. 1290 00:52:20,388 --> 00:52:22,557 Copy him. Find that code. 1291 00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,809 RICH'S BOT: Unlock. 1292 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:26,477 BOTS: Unlock. 1293 00:52:26,561 --> 00:52:28,271 He's gonna get us a trillion views! 1294 00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:29,314 (ALL CHUCKLE EXCITEDLY) 1295 00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:31,107 -(BOYS LAUGHING) -ALEX'S BOT: I don't like you. 1296 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,483 RICH'S BOT: I don't like you. 1297 00:52:34,444 --> 00:52:35,445 -(ALEX YELPS) -(RICH CACKLES) 1298 00:52:37,530 --> 00:52:38,948 -(GASPS) -(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1299 00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:41,993 Hey, guys. 1300 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,078 Savannah. What's going on? 1301 00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:45,913 (GASPS EXCITEDLY) It's Bubble! 1302 00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:49,334 My post is such a hit, the whole company's following me. 1303 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:50,585 What post? 1304 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,253 Twenty thousand friends love... 1305 00:52:52,337 --> 00:52:54,505 (ALL SHRIEKING AND YELLING) 1306 00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:57,967 What? I said he has to be a secret. 1307 00:52:58,051 --> 00:53:00,386 I know. But it went crazy! 1308 00:53:00,470 --> 00:53:01,471 (SHUDDERS) 1309 00:53:01,554 --> 00:53:03,681 You're such an actual freak, Barney, 1310 00:53:03,765 --> 00:53:05,767 it's, like, almost cool. 1311 00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:08,478 (CHUCKLES DRYLY) 1312 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:10,521 MR. CLEAVER: Pudowski! 1313 00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:13,399 -(GASPS) -Pudowski! What is going on? 1314 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:15,943 Nothing, Ms. Hartley. 1315 00:53:16,027 --> 00:53:17,904 You brought in a baby? 1316 00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:19,655 Artificially sweetened beverages? 1317 00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:21,157 -A parrot. -A parrot. 1318 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:24,702 -(FUMBLES) -Where is the bot? 1319 00:53:24,786 --> 00:53:26,204 (MUFFLED YELLING) 1320 00:53:26,287 --> 00:53:28,206 (GASPS) Call head office. 1321 00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:30,249 -(BOYS LAUGHING) -Get him, boys. 1322 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:31,417 (CROWD CHEERS) 1323 00:53:31,501 --> 00:53:33,211 BOTS: Unlock, unlock, unlock. 1324 00:53:33,294 --> 00:53:34,504 Get 'em! 1325 00:53:34,587 --> 00:53:36,130 -(BOT YELLS) -(BOYS YELP) 1326 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,259 BOT: Unlock. NOAH: Uh... 1327 00:53:40,343 --> 00:53:42,678 Okay. Buy 10,000 mechbucks. 1328 00:53:43,596 --> 00:53:46,474 Whoa! It works! BubbIePay has no limits! 1329 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,059 Give me weapons. Give me upgrades. 1330 00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:50,019 BOT: All upgrades unlocked. 1331 00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:51,229 Hey! Jerk of Thrones. 1332 00:53:51,813 --> 00:53:53,940 -What? -Get them! 1333 00:53:54,023 --> 00:53:56,442 Hey! Those are our bots! 1334 00:53:56,526 --> 00:53:58,027 -Give them back! -NOAH: Whoa! 1335 00:53:58,111 --> 00:54:00,154 BOT: Levelling up! 1336 00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:01,948 -NOAH: Whoa! -My prank, Noah. 1337 00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:03,199 Thanks for the ride. Oh! 1338 00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:04,242 Rich, come back! 1339 00:54:04,325 --> 00:54:06,661 RICH: Yo, Sav. Who's lame now? 1340 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,871 -Hey! -Unlock. 1341 00:54:08,955 --> 00:54:10,289 Do you wanna connect 1342 00:54:10,373 --> 00:54:12,375 to all the users of the Bubble network? 1343 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:15,420 You can access them all? Um, yeah! 1344 00:54:15,503 --> 00:54:18,381 Okay, hi, um, everyone in the world. 1345 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,383 This is @theSavannahMeads. 1346 00:54:20,466 --> 00:54:23,302 And this is Nonsuch Middle School. 1347 00:54:23,386 --> 00:54:24,971 (RICH WHOOPING AND LAUGHING) 1348 00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:26,514 -(LAUGHS) -BOY: lncoming/ 1349 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:27,557 (YELPS) 1350 00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:32,395 It's Mad Max meets Sesame Streetlive streaming. 1351 00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:34,772 We think the safety controls are off on all the bots. 1352 00:54:34,856 --> 00:54:36,607 Uh, let's send out a patch. 1353 00:54:36,691 --> 00:54:37,567 Yeah, we're on it! 1354 00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:39,402 (BREE YELPING) 1355 00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:41,654 STUDENT: That was awesome! 1356 00:54:42,363 --> 00:54:43,531 -What the. . .? -(ALL GASP) 1357 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,199 BOT 1: You shall not pass. 1358 00:54:45,283 --> 00:54:46,909 BOT 2: KiSS my Sith Lord butt! 1359 00:54:46,993 --> 00:54:48,619 BOT 3: Rabbits, attack! 1360 00:54:48,703 --> 00:54:50,663 Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! 1361 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,624 (STUDENTS SCREAMING AND LAUGHING) 1362 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,835 Book a party at a night club. 1363 00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:57,795 Invite everyone. Except Savannah. 1364 00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:58,963 Everybody, stop! 1365 00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:00,006 Hey, Rich! 1366 00:55:00,089 --> 00:55:02,467 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! -JAYDEN: Catch! 1367 00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:05,052 Whoo! (LAUGHS) 1368 00:55:05,136 --> 00:55:06,888 You got this on the live, bro? 1369 00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:09,432 (BOT GROWLING) 1370 00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:11,100 For the views! 1371 00:55:11,184 --> 00:55:13,978 So it's basically kind of the apocalypse, but fun! 1372 00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:15,897 Hey, cut it out, Sav. This is my thing. 1373 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,732 Sorry, Rich. I have... 1374 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,109 Four million, four hundred and thirty-two views. 1375 00:55:20,193 --> 00:55:22,612 Oh, Australia โ€™s waking up. Gโ€™da y, guys. 1376 00:55:22,695 --> 00:55:25,281 We're about to be shamed by a whole other hemisphere. 1377 00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:26,949 SAVAN NAH : lโ€™m @theSa vannah/l/leads. 1378 00:55:27,033 --> 00:55:29,827 And this is a giant monkey. .. 1379 00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:33,206 zombie mash-up thatโ€™s basically trashing our school. 1380 00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:35,416 -Patch in one minute. -Are you knitting this thing? 1381 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,543 -Do something! -MARGARET: Hello? 1382 00:55:37,627 --> 00:55:38,586 It's nearly pickup! 1383 00:55:39,587 --> 00:55:41,506 BOT: Brains! 1384 00:55:41,589 --> 00:55:42,840 (MARGARET YELPS) 1385 00:55:42,924 --> 00:55:45,885 Ha-ha/ And lโ€™m Rich Belcher from Prank You Very Much. 1386 00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:46,969 Get this. 1387 00:55:47,053 --> 00:55:48,262 SAVANNAH: Hey, hey. (SCREAMING) 1388 00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:49,388 RICH: Snack! 1389 00:55:50,348 --> 00:55:51,349 (ALL GASP) 1390 00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:53,643 (SAVAN NAH SH RI EKI NG) 1391 00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:55,811 (SAVAN NAH GRU NTI NG) 1392 00:55:55,895 --> 00:55:57,104 (YELPS) 1393 00:55:57,188 --> 00:55:58,147 (GRUNTS) 1394 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,983 It pooped me. 1395 00:56:01,484 --> 00:56:03,528 BOT 1: Sharing "It pooped me." 1396 00:56:03,611 --> 00:56:04,904 BOT 2: Sharing "It pooped me." BOTS: Sharing. 1397 00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:06,614 -No. Stop it. -Shanng.Shanng.Shanng. 1398 00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:08,449 -Don't share that. -Sharing "It pooped me." 1399 00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:09,742 MARC: Uploading the patch now! 1400 00:56:10,535 --> 00:56:12,370 (BOTS POWERING DOWN) 1401 00:56:13,037 --> 00:56:14,747 (YELPING) 1402 00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:16,374 (GRUNTING) 1403 00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:17,667 That's the patch. 1404 00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:20,586 Just in time. Good thing nobody saw it. 1405 00:56:21,629 --> 00:56:24,131 You just killed Bubble, Marc. 1406 00:56:24,215 --> 00:56:26,425 Spread out. Find the rogue. 1407 00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:31,055 How can I put this gently? Get out! 1408 00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:32,431 (BARNEY SIGHS) 1409 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:39,355 -Hi, Barney. -(BARNEY GROANS) 1410 00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:41,649 We have 43 new friends. 1411 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:44,569 Maybe you do. But I've been kicked out. 1412 00:56:44,652 --> 00:56:46,112 (BEEPS) 1413 00:56:46,195 --> 00:56:48,155 -(DOOR OPENS) -MAN: This way. 1414 00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:49,323 Ugh! 1415 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,922 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1416 00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:09,635 How could you? You dumb bot! 1417 00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:12,305 I'm in so much trouble now. 1418 00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:15,933 All you had to do was just fit in. 1419 00:57:16,017 --> 00:57:17,393 What was the point of even. . .? 1420 00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:19,478 RON: Barney, are you my friend? 1421 00:57:19,562 --> 00:57:20,396 What? 1422 00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:22,064 What do you mean? 1423 00:57:22,148 --> 00:57:25,276 My dad bought you for me. 1424 00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:27,361 What's that? 1425 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:40,041 Where are you going? 1426 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,751 Friendship is a two-way street. 1427 00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:42,793 -What? -RON: I get to choose. 1428 00:57:42,877 --> 00:57:44,211 -(TIRES SCREECH) -You taught me. 1429 00:57:44,295 --> 00:57:46,255 BARNEY: I didn't say be more than six feet. 1430 00:57:46,339 --> 00:57:48,090 RON: But you are having a bad day. 1431 00:57:48,174 --> 00:57:50,134 You know what? I don't care. Fine! Go on then. 1432 00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:51,427 -RON: I am going. -Uh-huh. 1433 00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:53,054 -RON: Okay. -Okay. I'll... 1434 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:54,430 -RON: Okay. -Okay! 1435 00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:55,973 (CRASHING) 1436 00:57:59,352 --> 00:58:00,519 (SIGHS) 1437 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,980 RON: Adio's, registered-name-Absalom. 1438 00:58:03,064 --> 00:58:05,274 Adio's, Absalom's B-Bot. 1439 00:58:05,358 --> 00:58:06,776 (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 1440 00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:10,237 STACEY: It's trending in 13 countries! 1441 00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:11,447 CRAIG: They've searched the school, Marc. 1442 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:12,531 They didn't find it. 1443 00:58:12,615 --> 00:58:14,659 BOT: Bubble shares are crashing. Down 43%. 1444 00:58:14,742 --> 00:58:17,703 We've got thousands of parents complaining about B-Bot safety. 1445 00:58:17,787 --> 00:58:21,165 We've got thousands of kids complaining their bots won't do the same stuff! 1446 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:23,709 Marc, what do we do? 1447 00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:26,671 I... Uh, I've... 1448 00:58:26,754 --> 00:58:28,130 ANDREW: I wonder. 1449 00:58:28,214 --> 00:58:30,716 (SLURPING LOU DLY) 1450 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:34,637 Maybe being a guy who makes his friends out of skateboards 1451 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,348 doesn't equip you to run a global tech giant. 1452 00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:39,266 -(SKATEBOARD CLATTERING) -Mm! 1453 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:40,810 Okay. Here's our story. 1454 00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:42,269 We blame everything on the rogue. 1455 00:58:42,353 --> 00:58:44,480 A single unit with a minor coding error. 1456 00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:46,148 Minor? But the riot. 1457 00:58:46,232 --> 00:58:48,192 What riot? We hose down the Internet. 1458 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:49,944 Delete every video. Take down every post. 1459 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:51,362 Any TV station broadcasts it, 1460 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:53,489 we buy the station and replace it with cat videos, 1461 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:55,241 then we sue the kids for misuse of product 1462 00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:56,867 unless they sign a binding yada, yada, 1463 00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:58,994 and send the principal a fruit basket. 1464 00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:01,539 But what does the genius think? 1465 00:59:03,124 --> 00:59:06,669 (SIGHS) Okay. Andrew, you do this. 1466 00:59:07,253 --> 00:59:09,463 Sweetjustice pie. 1467 00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:10,756 Hey, run off back to your lab 1468 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,591 and invent something that doesn't kill us all. 1469 00:59:12,675 --> 00:59:15,678 And, uh, you got an algorithm for refilling this? 1470 00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:18,347 We got an address from the school. 1471 00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:20,266 Pudowski. Oak Hill Drive. 1472 00:59:20,349 --> 00:59:22,101 Bing bong belushi! 1473 00:59:28,023 --> 00:59:29,900 Huh? (SIGHS) 1474 00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:33,696 GRAHAM: No. But Barney doesn't even have a B-Bot. 1475 00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:36,615 BREE: All the kids at school confirm he does, Mr. Pudowski. 1476 00:59:36,699 --> 00:59:37,992 He started a riot. 1477 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,202 I'm sorry, are you calling my son a liar? 1478 00:59:40,286 --> 00:59:42,288 -DONKA: Oh, Barney. -(SIGHS) 1479 00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:45,624 (DOOR CREAKS) 1480 00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:47,668 (CLUCKING) 1481 00:59:49,462 --> 00:59:50,796 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 1482 00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:58,637 RON: Barney, are you my friend? 1483 00:59:58,721 --> 01:00:01,098 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1484 01:00:01,849 --> 01:00:04,101 BARN EY: โ€Know everything about me. โ€ 1485 01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:08,397 โ€Sta y within six feet of me. โ€ 1486 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,943 โ€Like me. โ€ 1487 01:00:15,488 --> 01:00:16,489 (SIGHS) 1488 01:00:17,072 --> 01:00:18,783 -(PLASTIC SQUEAKING) -Huh? 1489 01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:22,453 (GASPS) Ron! 1490 01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:24,789 What are you doing? 1491 01:00:24,872 --> 01:00:27,416 Returning myself to the facility. 1492 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,834 I am a dumb bot. 1493 01:00:28,918 --> 01:00:32,671 No! No, you're not. I'm so sorry. 1494 01:00:33,589 --> 01:00:35,508 (SIGHS) I was wrong. 1495 01:00:35,591 --> 01:00:38,886 We did not fix me. I did not fit in. 1496 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,347 Who cares? Neither do I. 1497 01:00:41,430 --> 01:00:46,143 It doesn't matter. 'Cause you are my friend. 1498 01:00:46,227 --> 01:00:48,395 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1499 01:00:51,023 --> 01:00:53,067 Your best friend out of the box? 1500 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,235 (CHUCKLES) 1501 01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,331 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 1502 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:11,961 (CHUCKLES) 1503 01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:25,349 But still don't burn my underpants. (CHUCKLES) 1504 01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:28,060 GRAHAM: You know, I have been worried about him, but, uh, 1505 01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:29,895 I just... I work these crazy hours. 1506 01:01:29,979 --> 01:01:31,188 BREE: The bot's in there? 1507 01:01:31,272 --> 01:01:32,648 Okay. This thing is dangerous. 1508 01:01:32,731 --> 01:01:34,525 We need to destroy it. 1509 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:35,609 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1510 01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:38,153 -Let's run. -GRAHAM: Barney, 1511 01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:39,864 -are you in there? -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1512 01:01:39,947 --> 01:01:41,699 Just you and me. 1513 01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:42,867 GRAHAM: Mom, do you have a key? 1514 01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:44,326 -We don't need anyone else. -(KNOCKING CONTINUES) 1515 01:01:44,410 --> 01:01:47,913 Hey, you're not in trouble. Please, just let me in. 1516 01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:50,791 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) 1517 01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:52,084 (GASPS) Where is he? 1518 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,336 -(CHICKENS CLUCKING) -(BARN EY GRU NTI NG) 1519 01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:55,629 -Shh. -No clucking. 1520 01:01:55,713 --> 01:01:56,797 BREE: Could he be with a friend? 1521 01:01:56,881 --> 01:02:00,593 Well, he... he doesn't really have any. 1522 01:02:02,887 --> 01:02:04,889 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1523 01:02:09,727 --> 01:02:11,979 -(BARN EY GRU NTI NG) -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 1524 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,606 MAN: Hey! Isn't that the kid? 1525 01:02:13,689 --> 01:02:16,025 BARNEY: Go! Go, go, go! 1526 01:02:16,108 --> 01:02:17,234 MAN: He's getting away! 1527 01:02:18,277 --> 01:02:19,904 (GRUNTING) We need to go faster! 1528 01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:20,988 No problem! 1529 01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:23,949 (BARN EY YELLS) 1530 01:02:25,326 --> 01:02:27,369 Ron, you did it! Yes! (CHUCKLES) 1531 01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:28,913 (GASPS, YELLS) 1532 01:02:30,873 --> 01:02:32,708 Hey, down here! 1533 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,879 MAN: Hey, stop! Come back! We just want the bot! 1534 01:02:38,005 --> 01:02:39,465 (PANTING) 1535 01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:41,216 Quick! (YELPS) 1536 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,260 (ELECTRONIC TRILLS) 1537 01:02:43,344 --> 01:02:44,470 Shh. 1538 01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:47,932 "Poop Girl" is trending. You have 19,032,000 likes. 1539 01:02:48,015 --> 01:02:49,642 (SAVANNAH SOBBING) 1540 01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:52,227 MAN: He went this way! RON: Shh. 1541 01:02:52,311 --> 01:02:54,521 Hey, miss. You seen a boy and a bot? 1542 01:02:56,482 --> 01:02:58,108 Do I look like I care? 1543 01:02:59,026 --> 01:03:01,236 Okay, sorry. My bad. 1544 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,529 What's going on? 1545 01:03:02,613 --> 01:03:04,323 Bubble are looking for Ron. 1546 01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:06,533 They blame him for the riot. I have to protect him. 1547 01:03:06,617 --> 01:03:08,661 MAN: Hey, dude. I think that was Poop Girl. 1548 01:03:08,744 --> 01:03:09,787 (MAN LAUGHS) 1549 01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:11,789 -(SAVAN NAH SOBS) -Savannah? 1550 01:03:11,872 --> 01:03:14,166 "Poop Girl" has 20 million and 56... 1551 01:03:15,751 --> 01:03:18,295 Poop Girl. That's... 1552 01:03:18,379 --> 01:03:21,590 That's who I'm gonna be for my whole life. 1553 01:03:21,674 --> 01:03:22,633 BARN EY: No. 1554 01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:25,135 MAN 2: You sure he's not back there? 1555 01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:26,679 -We gotta go. -Wait. 1556 01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:29,306 You're running away? To the woods? 1557 01:03:29,390 --> 01:03:31,517 Please don't tell anyone this time. 1558 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,352 There are evil clowns in there, Barney. 1559 01:03:33,435 --> 01:03:35,187 Their heads go all the way around. 1560 01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:37,940 That's owls, Savannah. I promise! 1561 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,693 (BARNEY WHOOPING AND LAUGHING) 1562 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:46,782 You lost them? No, no, no. This is not happening. 1563 01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,326 You know what? 1564 01:03:49,410 --> 01:03:51,662 Access the cameras on every B-Bot in town. 1565 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,288 Use B-Bots to spy? 1566 01:03:53,372 --> 01:03:56,959 No. We're just recording for training and monitoring purposes. 1567 01:03:57,042 --> 01:03:59,086 -But Marc would never... -Marc put a camera 1568 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:01,422 within six feet of every young consumer in the country. 1569 01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:03,966 And now you're worried about privacy? 1570 01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:05,509 Turn on the mics, too. 1571 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:07,553 Listen out for "Barney," โ€œRogue Bot," 1572 01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:10,639 "Profit-sucking plastic psycho." That kind of thing. 1573 01:04:10,723 --> 01:04:14,309 We'll find him. Wherever he is in that Podunk town! 1574 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,354 (SCOOTER SQUEAKING) 1575 01:04:17,438 --> 01:04:19,940 -Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! -RON: Whoo-hoo. 1576 01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:21,900 (UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 1577 01:04:21,984 --> 01:04:22,985 (LAUGHS) 1578 01:04:23,736 --> 01:04:25,988 (WHOOPING) 1579 01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:27,823 (BOTH GRUNTING SHAKILY) 1580 01:04:28,657 --> 01:04:30,659 (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 1581 01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:33,787 Whoo! (ECHOES) 1582 01:04:34,913 --> 01:04:36,790 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1583 01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:39,501 (BARNEY YELLING AND GRUNTING) 1584 01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,256 (SIGHS CONTENTEDLY) 1585 01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:48,469 Whoo. (CHUCKLES) 1586 01:04:49,344 --> 01:04:51,055 -Ron. (LAUGHING) -RON: In yourface. 1587 01:04:52,765 --> 01:04:53,891 (IMITATES LIGHTSABER) 1588 01:04:53,974 --> 01:04:56,518 Come on, Space Lord, fight me! (IMITATES GUNSHOT) 1589 01:04:56,602 --> 01:04:57,728 You need a stick. 1590 01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,855 -Searching for stick. -Huh? 1591 01:04:59,938 --> 01:05:01,148 -Is this one good? -(SCREAMS) 1592 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:02,524 Come back and let me hurt you. 1593 01:05:02,608 --> 01:05:04,193 Ron! That's way too big for a stick! 1594 01:05:04,276 --> 01:05:06,153 Look at mine compared to yours! 1595 01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:07,696 -RON: Please help. -(LAUGHS) 1596 01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:10,407 You have 0.85 friends. 1597 01:05:10,491 --> 01:05:12,117 -You have 0.7 friends. -Oh, wow, you're sinking. 1598 01:05:12,201 --> 01:05:14,661 Hold on. Just... (GASPS) 1599 01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:16,246 You have 0.2 friends. 1600 01:05:16,330 --> 01:05:17,414 Grab my hands! I'm gonna get you out. 1601 01:05:17,498 --> 01:05:18,457 I'm gonna get you out. 1602 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:21,460 (BARNEY GROANING AND SPITTING) 1603 01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:24,171 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(BARNEY SIGHS, SPITS) 1604 01:05:25,172 --> 01:05:27,091 You know what? You choose. 1605 01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:29,676 Two-way street, right? 1606 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:30,844 That way is good. 1607 01:05:30,928 --> 01:05:32,137 No, wait, wait. Where are you going? 1608 01:05:33,138 --> 01:05:36,850 Ron. Hey, wait. Stop! Stop, stop. 1609 01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:38,811 (BARN EY GASPS) 1610 01:05:38,894 --> 01:05:40,771 No! Ron! 1611 01:05:42,231 --> 01:05:44,483 (GRUNTING NERVOUSLY) 1612 01:05:46,026 --> 01:05:47,653 (YELLS) 1613 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,655 (GURGLES, COUGHS) 1614 01:05:49,738 --> 01:05:51,198 Gotcha! Whoa! 1615 01:05:53,367 --> 01:05:54,952 -(GASPING HEAVILY) -RON: Gotcha! 1616 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,995 (BARNEY COUGHING) 1617 01:05:59,123 --> 01:06:02,376 What? Why on earth would you do that? 1618 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,961 Do I have to like the path you like? 1619 01:06:04,044 --> 01:06:07,131 No! (COUGHS, SPITS) But your path sucks! 1620 01:06:07,214 --> 01:06:10,217 (COUGHING) And seriously? Off a cliff? 1621 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:11,301 I like, 1622 01:06:11,385 --> 01:06:13,679 "Seriously? (COUGHING) Off a cliff?" 1623 01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:15,097 That way is good. 1624 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,266 -(HEAVY WHIRRING) -Log.Log. 1625 01:06:17,349 --> 01:06:18,642 -Log. -(CHUCKLES) Here. 1626 01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:19,768 (GRUNTS) 1627 01:06:19,852 --> 01:06:21,812 Been eating too much electricity? 1628 01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:24,565 -Your muscles are under-sized. -No, they're not. 1629 01:06:25,065 --> 01:06:26,233 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 1630 01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:29,903 Hey, Ron. 1631 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:33,907 Tell me something about you. I never asked. 1632 01:06:34,575 --> 01:06:37,161 I am a Bubble generation one B-Bot. 1633 01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:39,663 I currently have one friend. 1634 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:48,672 Oh, wow. I found it. (BLOWS) Nice! 1635 01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:50,465 You wanna share? 1636 01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:53,343 -(CHOMPING) -(BARNEY LAUGHS) 1637 01:06:55,137 --> 01:06:58,348 You have not shared 29 friend invites. 1638 01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:01,476 Yeah. I know. 1639 01:07:02,978 --> 01:07:05,898 If you don't ask, they can't say no. 1640 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,025 Problem solved. 1641 01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:09,943 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1642 01:07:12,821 --> 01:07:15,115 You know who I had at my party when I was six? 1643 01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:18,118 Savannah and Rich. For real. 1644 01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:21,955 They were my friends just because they lived nearby. 1645 01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:26,668 But at some point you just... You just get it... 1646 01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:29,171 that you're not gonna be one of the cool kids. 1647 01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:34,551 Hey, who cares, right? 1648 01:07:34,635 --> 01:07:37,721 'Cause I currently have one friend, too. (CHUCKLES) 1649 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,849 How long will we live in the woods? 1650 01:07:40,933 --> 01:07:42,726 I don't know. (CHUCKLES) 1651 01:07:46,355 --> 01:07:47,773 Forever? 1652 01:07:52,444 --> 01:07:53,528 (BARN EY CH UCKLES) 1653 01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:55,739 (YAWNS) 1654 01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:57,783 Do you know any stories, Ron? 1655 01:07:57,866 --> 01:08:00,619 I can create one from my available data. 1656 01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:01,954 It will be called 1657 01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:04,414 "The Awesome Adventures of Absalom of Addis Ababa 1658 01:08:04,498 --> 01:08:06,541 "and His Android, Alan." 1659 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:07,668 (CHUCKLES) 1660 01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:10,796 Once upon a time in Addis Ababa, 1661 01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:13,590 capital city of Ethiopia, sovereign state in the Horn of Africa, 1662 01:08:13,674 --> 01:08:15,217 with 100 million inhabitants, 1663 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:20,013 lived Absalom and his friend Alan, a generation one android. 1664 01:08:20,639 --> 01:08:22,307 (CHUCKLES) That's a nice story. 1665 01:08:22,391 --> 01:08:23,642 (YAWNS) 1666 01:08:24,977 --> 01:08:27,145 (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) 1667 01:08:34,987 --> 01:08:36,905 BOT: Shall we check your messages one more time? 1668 01:08:36,989 --> 01:08:38,615 GIRL: Yeah, sure. BOT: โ€Poop Girlโ€ is trending. 1669 01:08:38,699 --> 01:08:40,450 GIRL 2: Savannah unfriended me ? Unfriend her/ 1670 01:08:40,534 --> 01:08:42,703 BOY: Well, anyone with a brain cell should block Rich Belcher. 1671 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:44,288 BOT: Message to anyone with a brain cell. 1672 01:08:44,371 --> 01:08:46,206 7'he y what? it wasn โ€™t my fault. 1673 01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:48,041 BOT: Shall we check your messages one more time? 1674 01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:49,751 MARC: My algorithm. What? 1675 01:08:52,546 --> 01:08:53,630 GIRL 1: Did you see Savannah? 1676 01:08:53,714 --> 01:08:54,881 GIRL 2: Poop Girl, r/ght? 1677 01:08:54,965 --> 01:08:56,049 GIRL 3: lโ€™m so glad / am not her r/ght now. 1678 01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:57,259 BOY 1: You dropped her from this chat, r/ght? 1679 01:08:57,342 --> 01:08:58,343 BOT: Dropping Savannah from this chat. 1680 01:08:58,427 --> 01:08:59,428 GIRL 4: Someone did a remix. 1681 01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:02,180 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(SINGING) ltpoopedme 1682 01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:03,390 lt pooped me 1683 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,809 (GASPS) Who did that? 1684 01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:07,352 Anonymouse3 created it. 1685 01:09:07,436 --> 01:09:10,856 23 million friends love "Poop Girl, the Remix!" 1686 01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:12,941 -(WHIMPERS) -(DOORBELL RINGS) 1687 01:09:15,861 --> 01:09:18,280 Hi. Uh, we're Barney's... 1688 01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:23,118 -He hasn't come home. -(GASPS) 1689 01:09:23,201 --> 01:09:25,996 And, yeah. So we're just... 1690 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:28,081 We're checking with his, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 1691 01:09:28,165 --> 01:09:29,541 his fellow children. 1692 01:09:29,624 --> 01:09:31,293 You are Barney's friend. 1693 01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:32,836 You come to his birthday party. 1694 01:09:34,004 --> 01:09:35,797 My goat eat your slap bracelet. 1695 01:09:35,881 --> 01:09:37,841 Oh! That party. 1696 01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:40,886 Do you have any idea where he is? 1697 01:09:41,470 --> 01:09:42,471 Uh... 1698 01:09:42,554 --> 01:09:45,432 No, I, uh... Sorry. 1699 01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:48,435 (SIGHS) 1700 01:09:50,604 --> 01:09:55,275 Oh, Mom. I work round the clock selling novelty junk 1701 01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:57,861 just to try to give him a life. 1702 01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:01,907 But I'm blowing it, Mom. I... I've lost touch with him 1703 01:10:01,990 --> 01:10:03,533 Why didn't he come to me? 1704 01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:06,745 Sometimes kid protect grown-up. 1705 01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:07,913 That's not right. 1706 01:10:07,996 --> 01:10:09,373 He will be okay. 1707 01:10:09,456 --> 01:10:12,751 Pudowskis are brave and strong. 1708 01:10:13,668 --> 01:10:15,379 (DISTANT SCREAMING) 1709 01:10:16,171 --> 01:10:18,256 (SCREAMING MANIACALLY) 1710 01:10:18,340 --> 01:10:19,841 (WHIMPERING) 1711 01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:25,806 There's a spider. Literally, like, this big! 1712 01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:27,682 A bird has commented on your face. 1713 01:10:29,393 --> 01:10:30,977 Oh, great. 1714 01:10:33,688 --> 01:10:35,607 Where even are we? 1715 01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:37,234 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 1716 01:10:40,195 --> 01:10:43,615 Recess. Now known as 20 minutes of extra math. 1717 01:10:43,698 --> 01:10:45,158 BOT 1: What is four-fifths as a decimal? 1718 01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:47,452 -BOT 2: What is the square root of nine? -BOY: Ugh! Seriously? 1719 01:10:47,536 --> 01:10:48,870 You have to be kidding me. 1720 01:10:48,954 --> 01:10:50,497 RICH: Alex, Jayden! 1721 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:52,707 Yesterday was sick, right? 1722 01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:55,460 Sorry. Jayden's not available right now. 1723 01:10:55,544 --> 01:10:57,379 They've blocked me? 1724 01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:58,422 BOT: Simplify the expression: 1725 01:10:58,505 --> 01:11:01,216 three to the power of eight minus eleven. 1726 01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:04,386 Rich! 1727 01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:05,470 Twenty-five million friends love... 1728 01:11:05,554 --> 01:11:08,223 -/t pooped me -Wait! Seriously! 1729 01:11:09,057 --> 01:11:11,893 -You have ruined my life. -Uh... 1730 01:11:11,977 --> 01:11:15,689 But, look. It's Barney, okay? He's missing. 1731 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:16,773 What? 1732 01:11:16,857 --> 01:11:18,567 You and me, we got him in trouble. 1733 01:11:18,650 --> 01:11:22,362 He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there. 1734 01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:23,989 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1735 01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:28,160 (BARNEY PANTING TIREDLY) 1736 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,623 RON: Access denied. 1737 01:11:33,707 --> 01:11:36,543 -BARNEY: Here. (GRUNTING) -Access denied. Access... 1738 01:11:38,295 --> 01:11:39,713 Access. 1739 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:42,966 Let's find some place to camp. 1740 01:11:45,385 --> 01:11:47,220 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1741 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,476 (GROANS) Everything's wet. 1742 01:11:52,559 --> 01:11:53,560 How long is... 1743 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:54,936 (IMITATES MOCKINGLY) "I don't know. Forever"? 1744 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:57,314 Twelve hours? Twelve days? Twelve years? 1745 01:11:57,397 --> 01:11:59,357 -Twelve decades? -Stop asking dumb questions. 1746 01:11:59,441 --> 01:12:01,693 I have 12% battery power remaining. 1747 01:12:02,277 --> 01:12:04,154 Ron, come back. (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 1748 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,614 Have you got water damage to the brain? 1749 01:12:05,697 --> 01:12:06,740 I mean, seriously? 1750 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:10,076 If you go back, they will send you to the crusher. 1751 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,412 Do you want to be recycled as a lunch box? 1752 01:12:12,496 --> 01:12:14,456 What is your plan? Is it, 1753 01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:15,999 "Run! Run away! 1754 01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:17,876 -"Go, go, go! We gotta run." -Stop. Ron. 1755 01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:18,960 Stop it! 1756 01:12:19,044 --> 01:12:20,795 Avoids problems 89% of the time. 1757 01:12:20,879 --> 01:12:22,422 You are so annoying! 1758 01:12:22,506 --> 01:12:25,800 You are so annoying 43.8% of the time. 1759 01:12:25,884 --> 01:12:27,010 (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 1760 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:29,763 Why don't you save your battery by getting off my back? 1761 01:12:32,474 --> 01:12:34,851 Argh. There's nothing in these woods that'll burn! 1762 01:12:36,937 --> 01:12:38,104 Incorrect. 1763 01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:40,190 (LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING) 1764 01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:42,234 (SPUTTERS, LAUGHS) 1765 01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:44,277 Ha-ha-ha-ha. (GASPS) 1766 01:12:51,243 --> 01:12:52,202 (LAUGHS) 1767 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:53,995 What's that? 1768 01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:55,872 (CHUCKLES) I never told you that. 1769 01:12:55,956 --> 01:12:57,332 I'm not afraid of the dark. 1770 01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:59,918 (WARNING TONE BEEPING) 1771 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:01,503 Oh, no. Ron. 1772 01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:02,921 My solar battery function 1773 01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:04,589 (DISTORTED) has not been uploaded. 1774 01:13:05,799 --> 01:13:08,843 (GASPS) Electricity. Of course you like it. 1775 01:13:08,927 --> 01:13:10,595 Five percent battery remaining. 1776 01:13:10,679 --> 01:13:12,389 Five percent? Uh... 1777 01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:14,766 Okay. Go to sleep. Power down. Power down. 1778 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:15,850 (POWERS DOWN) 1779 01:13:17,227 --> 01:13:18,812 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1780 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,273 -(BRANCHES CREAKING) -(SHUDDERING) 1781 01:13:24,359 --> 01:13:27,279 Oh, Ron. You're right about the dark. 1782 01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:33,451 After my mom died, I was terrified every single night. 1783 01:13:34,286 --> 01:13:35,412 And I wanted so bad 1784 01:13:35,495 --> 01:13:37,956 to just run into my dad's room and tell him... 1785 01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:41,626 but what if he was scared, too? 1786 01:13:41,710 --> 01:13:43,295 -(POWERS DOWN) -(GASPS) 1787 01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:44,337 Ron! 1788 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:47,048 Seriously, Ron? 1789 01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:51,803 -(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) -(LEAVES RUSTLING) 1790 01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:54,014 No one even knows we're here. 1791 01:13:58,435 --> 01:14:01,938 Heโ€™s in the woods. itโ€™s our fault he โ€™s out there. 1792 01:14:02,022 --> 01:14:04,107 He left town for the woods? 1793 01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:06,318 It's night. The weather's getting worse. 1794 01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:10,196 Pff. So access the security cameras. 1795 01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:14,409 There aren't any. It's the woods. 1796 01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:16,953 Insane. Okay. 1797 01:14:19,164 --> 01:14:20,915 Let's put some in. 1798 01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:30,258 MARC: Get me to Nonsuch. 1799 01:14:30,342 --> 01:14:33,178 They're in the woods. I have to meet Ron and Barney. 1800 01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:43,480 (BARN EY GRUNTING TIREDLY) 1801 01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:51,738 One of these trees must have a power outlet or something, right? 1802 01:14:52,322 --> 01:14:55,075 (SIGHS) Oh, this is not okay, Ron. 1803 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:57,118 Best friends don't die on each other. 1804 01:14:57,202 --> 01:14:58,870 (PANTING) 1805 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:01,206 Are we going around in circles? 1806 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:05,168 (GASPS) 1807 01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:09,047 Hey! Down here! Over here! Help us! Help! 1808 01:15:10,632 --> 01:15:13,093 Wait. They'll help me, but... 1809 01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:18,139 No, no, no. Come on. (GRUNTS) 1810 01:15:18,765 --> 01:15:21,351 (PANTING AND WHIMPERING) 1811 01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:34,197 (SHUDDERING) 1812 01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:39,285 What are they? 1813 01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:42,205 (GASPS) 1814 01:15:42,288 --> 01:15:43,248 (YELLS) 1815 01:15:43,331 --> 01:15:44,874 (PANTING) 1816 01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,918 Ow. (GASPING) 1817 01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:48,378 (YELLS, GRUNTS) 1818 01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:53,299 (GASPS WEAKLY) 1819 01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:57,387 I got nothing. 1820 01:15:57,470 --> 01:15:58,471 We can't give up. 1821 01:15:58,555 --> 01:16:01,182 People get lost in those woods and never come out. 1822 01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:03,560 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1823 01:16:11,526 --> 01:16:12,694 You know what? 1824 01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:16,030 We've done our best. Let's call it a night. 1825 01:16:16,114 --> 01:16:17,699 -What? We can't do that. -But what about the boy? 1826 01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:19,451 He's just not in there. 1827 01:16:19,534 --> 01:16:22,412 We should try across town tomorrow. 1828 01:16:22,495 --> 01:16:23,496 Let's all go home. 1829 01:16:30,670 --> 01:16:32,172 (GROANS WEAKLY) 1830 01:16:32,881 --> 01:16:34,174 (BARN EY GASPS) 1831 01:16:36,676 --> 01:16:37,761 (WHEEZING) 1832 01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:41,014 BARN EY: That's Savannah's B-Bot. And Noah's. 1833 01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:43,224 (GASPS AND COUGHS) 1834 01:16:44,184 --> 01:16:45,477 (INHALER SPRAYS) 1835 01:16:45,977 --> 01:16:47,228 (COUGHS) 1836 01:16:47,312 --> 01:16:49,230 Ron. (WHEEZES) 1837 01:16:51,065 --> 01:16:52,650 (BUZZING) 1838 01:16:52,734 --> 01:16:54,944 (WHEEZES) 1839 01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:57,155 I guess we're both literally landfill. 1840 01:16:57,739 --> 01:16:59,824 -(CONTINUES WHEEZING) -(BUZZING) 1841 01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,911 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1842 01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:07,791 (BEEPS) 1843 01:17:17,801 --> 01:17:19,135 -(SIGHS) -(BOT TRILLS) 1844 01:17:19,219 --> 01:17:21,221 "Poop Girl" has 32 million... 1845 01:17:21,304 --> 01:17:23,348 Why is there mud on your wheels? 1846 01:17:25,934 --> 01:17:26,935 Huh? 1847 01:17:27,018 --> 01:17:29,187 (SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1848 01:17:35,777 --> 01:17:37,654 (PANTING WEAKLY) 1849 01:17:37,737 --> 01:17:40,532 No, no. You can't go back. (COUGHS) 1850 01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,494 Must survive middle school. 1851 01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:46,538 No, no, Ron. They'll... (GASPS) 1852 01:17:46,621 --> 01:17:48,164 They'll take you forever. 1853 01:17:48,248 --> 01:17:49,707 (BARN EY WH EEZI NG) 1854 01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:52,126 They'll send you to the crusher. 1855 01:17:53,378 --> 01:17:54,671 (COUGHS) Stay with me. 1856 01:17:54,754 --> 01:17:58,341 There are no friends in the woods. 1857 01:17:58,424 --> 01:17:59,509 BARN EY: Ron. 1858 01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:01,511 SAVAN NAH: What is it? 1859 01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:02,804 BOT: Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble. 1860 01:18:02,887 --> 01:18:03,930 SAVANNAH: Do you see that? Oh, my gosh! 1861 01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:05,014 BOT 2: Bubble Bot, Ron Bintscatsco... 1862 01:18:05,098 --> 01:18:06,224 -It's Ron. -RICH: Hey! It's him! 1863 01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,684 -And... And Barney! -RICH: Barney? 1864 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,895 (PANTING) Barney! Come on! 1865 01:18:10,979 --> 01:18:12,772 We're coming, brother. Hang on there! 1866 01:18:12,856 --> 01:18:14,107 -Barney, are you okay? -Barney! 1867 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,525 It's his asthma. He can't breathe right. 1868 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:17,694 BOT: Twelve-year-old boy. Grade two bronchospasm. 1869 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:19,279 (BARN EY WH EEZES) 1870 01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:21,322 (WEAKLY) Why are you guys here? 1871 01:18:21,406 --> 01:18:24,033 FHends_. (DISTORTED) Sixth birthday. 1872 01:18:24,117 --> 01:18:25,618 (WHEEZES) Sorry. 1873 01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:27,704 He thought that... I... I know... 1874 01:18:27,787 --> 01:18:29,038 (GASPS HEAVILY) 1875 01:18:29,122 --> 01:18:31,082 I know you're not my friends. 1876 01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:33,001 (GASPING RAGGEDLY) 1877 01:18:33,084 --> 01:18:36,546 Well, we're not not your friends. 1878 01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:39,340 -(WHEEZING) -(HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 1879 01:18:41,009 --> 01:18:42,510 (KIDS GASP AND EXCLAIM) 1880 01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:44,929 SAVANNAH: Over here! 1881 01:18:45,013 --> 01:18:45,972 RICH: Yo, guys, he's over here. 1882 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:47,181 -Get down here. Let's go! -(SIREN WAILING) 1883 01:18:47,265 --> 01:18:48,433 SAVANNAH: He's hurt. He needs help. 1884 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:50,393 -Quick! It's them. Help them! -MAN: Okay, I can see them. 1885 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:51,477 GRAHAM: Barney! Oh, Barney! 1886 01:18:51,561 --> 01:18:52,937 SAVANNAH: Mr. Pudowski, Mr. Pudowski, he's over here. 1887 01:18:53,021 --> 01:18:54,564 RICH: Check his lungs for a pulse or something. 1888 01:18:54,647 --> 01:18:56,149 -Stand back! -DONKA: Oh, my Barney. 1889 01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:57,483 All right, deep breaths. 1890 01:18:57,567 --> 01:18:59,652 -GRAHAM: Everything's okay. Dad's here. -DONKA: Help him, please! 1891 01:18:59,736 --> 01:19:00,778 WOMAN: We've located the kid. 1892 01:19:00,862 --> 01:19:02,113 SITA: It's them! They're safe. 1893 01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:04,073 -TECH: They found them! -(STAFF CHEERING) 1894 01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:07,035 -What's happening? -The bot saved the boy. 1895 01:19:07,118 --> 01:19:10,747 What? That evil profit-sucking thing! 1896 01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:12,040 -Grab it! -/โ€™m on it. 1897 01:19:12,123 --> 01:19:13,291 -Stand back. -He y. .. Let me take him. 1898 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:14,375 -Give me the bot. -SAVAN NAH: What are you doing? 1899 01:19:14,459 --> 01:19:15,460 -Stop! You can't take him! -NOAH: Leave him alone! 1900 01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:16,502 -SAVAN NAH: Stop it! -It's dangerous. 1901 01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:17,795 -He's not dangerous. -RICH: No! 1902 01:19:17,879 --> 01:19:19,380 You can't take him. We won't let you! 1903 01:19:19,464 --> 01:19:21,257 That bot is Barney's best friend, dude. 1904 01:19:21,341 --> 01:19:23,968 -He just saved his life! -(WHIRRING) 1905 01:19:24,052 --> 01:19:26,054 -(WHIRRING STOPS) -(KIDS GASP) 1906 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:28,932 -Oh, no. -JOSH: The stream's trending. 1907 01:19:29,015 --> 01:19:31,184 People are calling the bot a hero! 1908 01:19:34,354 --> 01:19:39,943 Brave Bubble Bot saved boy. RIP, Ron. How sad. 1909 01:19:40,026 --> 01:19:42,403 -And yet how great for sales! -What? 1910 01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:45,198 Okay. Moving on! 1911 01:19:54,332 --> 01:19:55,416 (SIGHS) 1912 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:58,127 We've known Barney since we were little. 1913 01:19:58,211 --> 01:20:01,464 You were his best friend in kindergarten. 1914 01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:03,299 And you were mine. 1915 01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:06,135 It gets complicated. 1916 01:20:06,219 --> 01:20:08,513 Yeah, right. Should I friend Barney? 1917 01:20:08,596 --> 01:20:10,640 Searching for "Barney likes pranks." 1918 01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:11,891 No matches. 1919 01:20:11,975 --> 01:20:13,977 -Your pranks are lame. -They're funny, man. 1920 01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:17,188 Ifl don't do funny, uh, I got nothing. 1921 01:20:17,772 --> 01:20:20,191 Since when did this stuff matter? 1922 01:20:20,274 --> 01:20:24,153 Barney and Ron. It's like we used to be. 1923 01:20:25,238 --> 01:20:27,573 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) -SAVAN NAH: lt pooped me 1924 01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:28,658 (MUSIC STOPS) 1925 01:20:30,410 --> 01:20:31,411 (SIGHS) 1926 01:20:32,453 --> 01:20:33,788 -(BARNEY GRUNTS) -(BOTH GASP) 1927 01:20:33,871 --> 01:20:35,039 -Barney? Barney! -DONKA: Oh, Barney! 1928 01:20:35,123 --> 01:20:39,335 Hey! Oh, Barney, I am so sorry. 1929 01:20:39,419 --> 01:20:40,670 I let you down. 1930 01:20:40,753 --> 01:20:41,754 (MUFFLED MUMBLING) 1931 01:20:41,838 --> 01:20:44,549 I know I'm always overwhelmed with work. 1932 01:20:44,632 --> 01:20:47,176 -But I'm your dad, okay? -(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 1933 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,053 You're like a piece of my heart 1934 01:20:49,137 --> 01:20:50,596 walking around the world, 1935 01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:53,349 and I love you so much 1936 01:20:53,433 --> 01:20:56,477 that it makes me strong enough to deal with anything. 1937 01:20:57,437 --> 01:20:59,063 Except losing touch with you. 1938 01:20:59,147 --> 01:21:00,231 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 1939 01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:01,357 Just talk to me, Barney. 1940 01:21:01,441 --> 01:21:03,359 -BARNEY: I'm trying! -You're lonely? I get it. 1941 01:21:03,443 --> 01:21:05,278 -BARNEY: Where's Ron? -Just communicate. 1942 01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:06,279 -(BARN EY GRU NTS) -Ow! Hey! 1943 01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:08,322 I've got a friend, Dad! 1944 01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:10,742 The one that saved my life, remember? 1945 01:21:10,825 --> 01:21:12,618 -Where is he? -BOTH: Uh... 1946 01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:15,204 Hi. I'm Marc Wydell from Bubble. 1947 01:21:15,288 --> 01:21:16,748 Where is Ron? If you crushed him... 1948 01:21:16,831 --> 01:21:20,126 No, of course not. Barney, I invented B-Bots. 1949 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:23,004 They're my dream. Connection and friendship. 1950 01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:26,382 But it's not working. 1951 01:21:26,466 --> 01:21:29,385 Except you and Ron. I fixed him. 1952 01:21:29,469 --> 01:21:31,429 -I wanna understand. -What's up, Barney? 1953 01:21:31,512 --> 01:21:33,056 Ron! You're okay! 1954 01:21:33,139 --> 01:21:34,766 -(DINGING) -What's that? 1955 01:21:34,849 --> 01:21:36,934 The new number one on the high-five charts. 1956 01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:38,436 I now know all 100. 1957 01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:40,813 -Are you okay? -Doing great, buddy! 1958 01:21:40,897 --> 01:21:43,858 Let's go home and check out your awesome rock collection. 1959 01:21:43,941 --> 01:21:45,693 No. You like electricity. 1960 01:21:45,777 --> 01:21:46,986 I do if you do. 1961 01:21:47,070 --> 01:21:49,697 Wait. This isn't Ron. What did you do to him? 1962 01:21:49,781 --> 01:21:51,407 His code was unstable. 1963 01:21:51,491 --> 01:21:53,076 So I re-installed the algorithm... 1964 01:21:53,159 --> 01:21:54,494 He fixed me. Selfie? 1965 01:21:54,577 --> 01:21:55,578 (DONKA GROANS) 1966 01:21:55,661 --> 01:21:57,288 -Old women. Not trending. -Bah. 1967 01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:58,748 RON: Widowed dads, downer! 1968 01:21:58,831 --> 01:22:01,250 -Hey. -RON: Enhance and post! 1969 01:22:01,334 --> 01:22:03,252 Un-fix him. It's not him! 1970 01:22:03,336 --> 01:22:05,129 N... No. It... It's okay. 1971 01:22:05,213 --> 01:22:06,589 I backed up Ron to the cloud. 1972 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:10,051 I'll just log in and I'll find the old... Huh? 1973 01:22:10,134 --> 01:22:13,096 They can't lock me out. I'm the CEO of Bubble. 1974 01:22:13,179 --> 01:22:14,931 ANDREW: As the new CEO of Bubble, 1975 01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:16,933 itโ€™s my sad duty to announce 1976 01:22:17,016 --> 01:22:19,102 that the shareholders ha ve wise/y agreed 1977 01:22:19,185 --> 01:22:20,853 to ๏ฌre Marc Wydell. 1978 01:22:20,937 --> 01:22:23,856 -(FAN FARE PLAYS) -Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! 1979 01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:24,982 -What? -BARNEY: Argh. 1980 01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:26,067 Barney! 1981 01:22:26,150 --> 01:22:27,735 He's in the cloud. That's what you said, right? 1982 01:22:27,819 --> 01:22:30,113 -MARC: WeII... -So take me there. 1983 01:22:30,196 --> 01:22:31,572 -I'm sorry? -You heard my son. 1984 01:22:31,656 --> 01:22:34,117 He needs to get to the cloud thing. 1985 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,369 And I'm going with him! Uh... 1986 01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:38,996 Barney, the cloud is in a concrete fortress 1987 01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:40,581 half a mile below Bubble. 1988 01:22:40,665 --> 01:22:43,793 There are two million servers with a zettabyte of data. 1989 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,461 How would you find Ron? 1990 01:22:47,964 --> 01:22:49,465 He's my friend. 1991 01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:53,970 So take me there and get me in! 1992 01:22:54,053 --> 01:22:55,304 RICH: Yeah! Go get 1993 01:22:55,388 --> 01:22:57,515 -that psycho robot, dude! -SAVANNAH: Go! Go, Barney! 1994 01:22:57,598 --> 01:23:01,144 Okay, Bubble booble. Let's go get Ron. 1995 01:23:01,227 --> 01:23:02,311 (MARC CHUCKLES) 1996 01:23:06,399 --> 01:23:09,110 MARC: Okay To get Barney down into the cloud, 1997 01:23:09,193 --> 01:23:10,862 we โ€™l/ have to break in past security 1998 01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:13,072 and get ๏ฌght to the heart of Bubble HO. 1999 01:23:13,948 --> 01:23:15,658 Tomorrow afternoon, all the workers 2000 01:23:15,741 --> 01:23:17,785 will be watching Andrew in the launchitorium. 2001 01:23:17,869 --> 01:23:18,911 Thatโ€™s our chance. 2002 01:23:18,995 --> 01:23:21,247 FEMALE VOICE: All staff to the launchitorium. 2003 01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:23,416 All staff to the launchitorium. 2004 01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:27,086 AN N O U N C E R: Please welcome your new OE O, Andrew/ 2005 01:23:27,170 --> 01:23:29,338 (ANDREW WHOOPING) 2006 01:23:29,422 --> 01:23:31,257 Yes, yes, yes! 2007 01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,508 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 2008 01:23:32,592 --> 01:23:35,052 Yes! Ha-ha! Love it! (ECHOES) 2009 01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:37,054 (GROANS) 2010 01:23:39,974 --> 01:23:41,225 -Hi. -RECEPTIONIST: Hi there! 2011 01:23:41,309 --> 01:23:42,935 How can Bubble help you?. 2012 01:23:43,019 --> 01:23:45,229 -Cleaner! -Uh, ma'am, you can'tjust... 2013 01:23:45,313 --> 01:23:46,314 -GRAHAM: Sir? -Ma'am? 2014 01:23:46,397 --> 01:23:48,191 GRAHAM: Yeah. Can you take a look at this, please? 2015 01:23:48,274 --> 01:23:49,692 Itjust keeps crashing on me. 2016 01:23:49,775 --> 01:23:52,778 And there's a smell of burning when I hit the space bar. 2017 01:23:52,862 --> 01:23:56,032 Sir, this isn't a Bubble Store. This is HQ. 2018 01:23:56,115 --> 01:23:57,533 -(METAL DETECTOR BUZZES) -DONKA: Oh. Uh... 2019 01:23:57,617 --> 01:24:00,077 Oh! I just put Bubble in my GPS. 2020 01:24:00,161 --> 01:24:02,246 (CHUCKLES) I wondered why it was a 19-hour drive. 2021 01:24:02,330 --> 01:24:03,998 Can you look at it anyway? 2022 01:24:04,081 --> 01:24:05,166 (GRUNTS) 2023 01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,001 DONKA: Oh, silly me. (CHUCKLES) 2024 01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:08,336 Again, please. 2025 01:24:08,419 --> 01:24:09,754 (BUZZING) 2026 01:24:09,837 --> 01:24:11,547 Oh! Ooh. 2027 01:24:11,631 --> 01:24:13,758 -Hang... Might be... Ooh. -(METAL RATTLING) 2028 01:24:13,841 --> 01:24:15,051 (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY) 2029 01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:19,513 (BUZZING) 2030 01:24:19,597 --> 01:24:21,265 Pat down? (CHUCKLES) 2031 01:24:21,349 --> 01:24:24,185 So, workers, colleagues, shareholders. 2032 01:24:24,268 --> 01:24:26,979 Hi, shareholders. Love ya. 2033 01:24:27,063 --> 01:24:30,942 Bubble's had a few minor problems lately, right? 2034 01:24:31,943 --> 01:24:35,571 Oof! Yeah. But here's the good news. 2035 01:24:35,655 --> 01:24:39,951 There's nothing wrong with our B-Bots. It's kids. 2036 01:24:40,034 --> 01:24:41,285 Kids are the problem. 2037 01:24:41,369 --> 01:24:43,913 You give a child an hour of screen time, 2038 01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:45,164 you get peace and quiet. 2039 01:24:45,248 --> 01:24:47,833 You have his friends around, all hell breaks loose! 2040 01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:48,918 Am I right, kids? 2041 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,795 Stick to your screens. 2042 01:24:50,878 --> 01:24:54,423 Today, your best friend out of the box becomes... 2043 01:24:54,507 --> 01:24:57,343 The only friend you โ€™ll ever need/ 2044 01:24:57,426 --> 01:24:58,678 RECEPTIONIST: Just/0g in, sir. 2045 01:24:58,761 --> 01:24:59,595 Okay. 2046 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:02,265 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 2047 01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:05,810 -(POWER SHUTS DOWN) -ANDREW: Huh? 2048 01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:08,437 See? That's what it did at my house. 2049 01:25:08,521 --> 01:25:09,438 -(GASPS) -(ALARM BEEPING) 2050 01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:10,856 All good. 2051 01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:12,149 What happened? 2052 01:25:13,693 --> 01:25:15,444 RECEPTIONIST: (GRUNTS) Come on! 2053 01:25:15,528 --> 01:25:17,697 (UPBEAT SPY MUSIC PLAYING) 2054 01:25:19,907 --> 01:25:21,993 Okay. Everybody out. 2055 01:25:22,535 --> 01:25:23,911 This goats smells. 2056 01:25:23,995 --> 01:25:25,288 MARC: Okay. This way. 2057 01:25:28,082 --> 01:25:30,584 Server room. Fingerprint recognition. 2058 01:25:30,668 --> 01:25:32,086 -(DONKA GRUNTING) -Uh... 2059 01:25:33,337 --> 01:25:34,297 I fix it. 2060 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:37,341 (GOAT EXCLAIMS) 2061 01:25:37,425 --> 01:25:40,011 MARC: Lights, sprinklers, air-con, security doors. 2062 01:25:40,094 --> 01:25:41,512 Eat it all, Martina! 2063 01:25:41,595 --> 01:25:42,638 (BLEATS) 2064 01:25:42,722 --> 01:25:45,057 -(POWER SHUTS DOWN) -ANDREW: What? Uh... 2065 01:25:45,725 --> 01:25:46,726 (YELPS) 2066 01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:48,144 What the. . .? (GRUNTS) 2067 01:25:52,398 --> 01:25:54,650 -BARNEY: Okay. -You guys go that way. 2068 01:26:00,573 --> 01:26:02,658 (CHUCKLES) Good to see you, buddy. 2069 01:26:02,742 --> 01:26:04,201 What is going on? 2070 01:26:04,285 --> 01:26:05,703 Uh, there's a guy in reception. 2071 01:26:05,786 --> 01:26:07,747 -What? -It's his laptop. 2072 01:26:08,789 --> 01:26:13,627 โ€œPudowski Novelty Exports"? Pudowski! That kid! 2073 01:26:13,711 --> 01:26:15,880 Uh, Andrew. He's in the building. 2074 01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:17,006 What? 2075 01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:19,258 GUARD: Hey, yeah. I think he went down that way. 2076 01:26:19,342 --> 01:26:20,551 Down here! 2077 01:26:21,761 --> 01:26:23,596 -Huh? -They were right here. 2078 01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:25,431 That is weird. 2079 01:26:26,557 --> 01:26:27,725 Okay. 2080 01:26:27,808 --> 01:26:30,061 Barney, slide along to the central shaft. 2081 01:26:30,144 --> 01:26:32,855 The data cab/es inside lead to down to the cloud. 2082 01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:35,274 We โ€™l/ co ver security and, uh, stuff 2083 01:26:35,358 --> 01:26:37,568 -Good luck, Momscke. -Okay. 2084 01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:42,490 (BARNEY WHIMPERING) 2085 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:43,616 Okay. 2086 01:26:45,743 --> 01:26:47,661 Of course they're in the corridors. 2087 01:26:47,745 --> 01:26:49,580 -They didn't just vanish! -(ALARM BEEPING) 2088 01:26:49,663 --> 01:26:50,706 (GASPS) 2089 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,918 Just go down here. 2090 01:26:54,835 --> 01:26:56,837 (GASPS) 2091 01:26:56,921 --> 01:26:58,339 Whoa. 2092 01:26:58,923 --> 01:27:00,049 Okay. 2093 01:27:01,050 --> 01:27:02,134 (GRUNTS) 2094 01:27:02,218 --> 01:27:03,677 (GASPS) 2095 01:27:09,308 --> 01:27:10,393 (GASPS) 2096 01:27:12,395 --> 01:27:14,105 He never mentioned that. 2097 01:27:16,357 --> 01:27:17,650 What are you doing? 2098 01:27:17,733 --> 01:27:19,235 Uh... 2099 01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:24,990 I... You have problem with women in workplace? 2100 01:27:25,074 --> 01:27:27,284 -I never said that. -You want to squeeze my knee? 2101 01:27:27,368 --> 01:27:28,494 -What? -(GOAT BLEATS) 2102 01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:31,664 Andrew, we found this goat in the electrics. 2103 01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:34,208 Who are you people? An improv troupe? 2104 01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:35,501 -(MUFFLED THUD) -(GASPS) 2105 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:37,378 (YELPS, SCREAMS) 2106 01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,588 (YELLING) 2107 01:27:39,672 --> 01:27:40,548 (GASPS) 2108 01:27:45,386 --> 01:27:47,638 (CONTINUES YELLING) 2109 01:27:51,475 --> 01:27:52,476 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 2110 01:27:53,102 --> 01:27:54,228 (GRUNTS) 2111 01:27:56,397 --> 01:27:58,065 (GASPING IN AWE) 2112 01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:07,450 BARN EY: Ron! 2113 01:28:09,660 --> 01:28:10,661 Ron! 2114 01:28:12,329 --> 01:28:14,957 Where is your snotty little brat? 2115 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,542 He's looking for his friend. 2116 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,336 Friend? (CHUCKLES) Friend? 2117 01:28:19,420 --> 01:28:21,464 Hey, are you my friend? 2118 01:28:21,547 --> 01:28:22,548 (GRUNTS) 2119 01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:24,425 Sure, Andrew. 2120 01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:26,469 They're just code. A trick. 2121 01:28:26,552 --> 01:28:27,553 What? 2122 01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:29,472 Data-harvesting units controlled by us. 2123 01:28:29,555 --> 01:28:31,765 Designed to give kids a consumer experience 2124 01:28:31,849 --> 01:28:35,060 featuring products and services tailored to their browsing profile. 2125 01:28:35,144 --> 01:28:37,354 The B-Bots know everything about them. 2126 01:28:37,438 --> 01:28:39,982 So we can sell them stuff. 2127 01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:41,775 You're spying on kids? 2128 01:28:41,859 --> 01:28:43,777 I hate kids. 2129 01:28:43,861 --> 01:28:47,198 Uh, Andrew. There's someone inside the cloud. 2130 01:28:47,281 --> 01:28:49,742 What? It's him, isn't it? 2131 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:51,035 -Power down the cloud. -GRAHAM: No! 2132 01:28:51,118 --> 01:28:53,120 -DONKA: No. -And send in security. 2133 01:29:01,170 --> 01:29:02,796 Ron! 2134 01:29:06,342 --> 01:29:08,093 Are you even here? 2135 01:29:10,471 --> 01:29:12,097 (BARN EY PANTING) 2136 01:29:16,727 --> 01:29:19,021 Oh, no. Where are you? Barney Pudowski. 2137 01:29:19,104 --> 01:29:21,065 -(SYSTEM BUZZES) -Um, seventh grade. 2138 01:29:21,148 --> 01:29:22,149 (BUZZES) -(SIGHS) 2139 01:29:22,233 --> 01:29:24,109 Nonsuch Middle School. 2140 01:29:24,193 --> 01:29:25,861 (CHIMING) 2141 01:29:29,448 --> 01:29:30,658 Uh... What is this? 2142 01:29:32,034 --> 01:29:33,827 FEMALE VOICE: Powering down. 2143 01:29:33,911 --> 01:29:35,704 -What's happening? -System at 70%. 2144 01:29:35,788 --> 01:29:38,290 -No. No, no, no. -5%. 2145 01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:43,671 (GASPING) 2146 01:29:47,550 --> 01:29:50,135 (VOICE QUIVERING) Ron, I'll never find you. 2147 01:29:51,011 --> 01:29:52,721 And you'll never find me. 2148 01:29:55,182 --> 01:29:56,684 Find me. 2149 01:29:58,185 --> 01:29:59,687 Find me! 2150 01:30:01,522 --> 01:30:02,690 (SHUDDERS) 2151 01:30:05,234 --> 01:30:06,402 Please. 2152 01:30:08,112 --> 01:30:09,113 (SIGHS) 2153 01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:12,741 (SOFT BUZZING) 2154 01:30:15,828 --> 01:30:17,496 (SOFT UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 2155 01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:20,791 (GASPS) 2156 01:30:20,874 --> 01:30:22,960 Ron, I'm coming! 2157 01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:25,170 (GRUNTING) 2158 01:30:31,218 --> 01:30:32,261 (CHIMES) 2159 01:30:35,556 --> 01:30:36,640 Ron! 2160 01:30:36,724 --> 01:30:38,225 Come on, come on! 2161 01:30:39,310 --> 01:30:40,311 Yes! I'm in. 2162 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,397 Barney! (CHUCKLES) He made it. 2163 01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:46,275 I found you! I did it! I found you! 2164 01:30:46,358 --> 01:30:48,193 Uh, desk, desk. 2165 01:30:49,778 --> 01:30:51,280 Oh! (CHUCKLES) Okay. Uh... 2166 01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:54,366 Here we go. 2167 01:30:57,453 --> 01:30:58,787 (GASPS) 2168 01:31:03,626 --> 01:31:06,045 -(CHUCKLES) -Hi, Absalom? 2169 01:31:06,128 --> 01:31:08,088 Ron, it's you! 2170 01:31:10,674 --> 01:31:13,218 Now I know what's wrong with him. 2171 01:31:13,302 --> 01:31:16,347 Ron never had my algorithm. 2172 01:31:17,890 --> 01:31:19,391 Whoa! 2173 01:31:19,475 --> 01:31:21,226 That's his code? 2174 01:31:21,310 --> 01:31:23,562 It's beautiful. Like... 2175 01:31:24,647 --> 01:31:25,648 Alive. 2176 01:31:27,733 --> 01:31:29,485 -(GASPS) -(SIREN BLARING) 2177 01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:33,155 -(BOTH LAUGHING) -(SINGING) Dikky, dikky, dakka 2178 01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,823 Hey, Ron. They turned you into electricity... 2179 01:31:34,907 --> 01:31:35,908 Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dakka 2180 01:31:35,991 --> 01:31:37,910 -...and then put you inside a rock. -Electricity is best. 2181 01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:39,953 BOTH: You are so annoying! BARNEY: Whoa, whoa... 2182 01:31:40,037 --> 01:31:41,955 Please slap my hand to show we are bonding. 2183 01:31:42,039 --> 01:31:44,500 -(LAUGHS) -I am within six feet. 2184 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,335 Okay. Then just stay that way, all right? 2185 01:31:46,418 --> 01:31:49,046 'Cause we gotta get out of here! Come on, Ron. 2186 01:31:49,129 --> 01:31:50,047 Ron? 2187 01:31:51,215 --> 01:31:52,508 Ron? 2188 01:31:52,591 --> 01:31:54,134 RON: Not, not your friends. 2189 01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:57,054 Iknow. I... 2190 01:31:57,137 --> 01:31:59,431 They are not having fun. 2191 01:32:02,518 --> 01:32:04,561 (SAD MUSIC PLAYING) 2192 01:32:20,077 --> 01:32:21,078 (CAMERA CLICKS) 2193 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:24,081 It's weird. 2194 01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:27,626 I used to think that I was the lonely one. 2195 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:30,462 They need to upgrade to a Ron. (CHUCKLES) 2196 01:32:30,546 --> 01:32:33,215 -(DINGS) -I am for making friends. 2197 01:32:33,298 --> 01:32:36,427 (SNORTS) What? You mean, for real? 2198 01:32:36,510 --> 01:32:38,846 Uh, upgrade them so they'd all be like you? 2199 01:32:38,929 --> 01:32:40,723 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 2200 01:32:40,806 --> 01:32:43,392 Two hundred and twenty-five million Rons out there! 2201 01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:44,852 -RON: Please connect me. -(CHUCKLES) 2202 01:32:44,935 --> 01:32:47,730 It would be insane! I mean, amazing, but... 2203 01:32:47,813 --> 01:32:49,148 RON: It will be fun. 2204 01:32:49,231 --> 01:32:50,399 Huh. 2205 01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:54,111 We're right here. In the middle of the network. 2206 01:32:54,194 --> 01:32:56,613 Maybe we could really do this. 2207 01:32:56,697 --> 01:32:59,199 It's our one chance. Now or never. 2208 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,579 GUARD 1: Systems are down. GUARD 2: It won't open! 2209 01:33:03,662 --> 01:33:05,581 Uh... Come on, Barney. What are they doing? 2210 01:33:06,415 --> 01:33:09,251 "Upgrade all B-Bots to be like Ron." 2211 01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:13,505 (GASPS) Ron's code! Of course. His code is the fix to mine! 2212 01:33:13,589 --> 01:33:14,923 I can help them. 2213 01:33:15,507 --> 01:33:18,761 BARNEY: Marc? He's helping us. This is how we do it. 2214 01:33:18,844 --> 01:33:20,554 -Yes! -GUARD: Come on, kid, open up! 2215 01:33:20,637 --> 01:33:21,638 Okay, what do I do? 2216 01:33:21,722 --> 01:33:24,016 Um, reboot... Wait! 2217 01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:26,185 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 2218 01:33:26,268 --> 01:33:27,978 Oh! Finally, buddy. 2219 01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:31,482 Okay. Hold on tight, guys. You're all getting a Ron! 2220 01:33:31,565 --> 01:33:32,983 (STATIC CRACKLING) 2221 01:33:37,362 --> 01:33:39,239 Ron. Wait, where are you going? 2222 01:33:39,323 --> 01:33:41,033 Into the network. 2223 01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:42,326 No. No way. 2224 01:33:42,409 --> 01:33:44,411 You just copy your code and send that. 2225 01:33:44,495 --> 01:33:46,330 The settings have not been uploaded. 2226 01:33:46,413 --> 01:33:48,207 No, no, no. His code is fragmenting. 2227 01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:50,584 He'll disappear! No! 2228 01:33:51,502 --> 01:33:53,587 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -(MUFFLED SHOUTING) 2229 01:33:53,670 --> 01:33:54,755 (SIGHS) 2230 01:33:55,464 --> 01:33:57,424 We'll just have to go. Forget it. 2231 01:33:57,508 --> 01:33:59,301 Come on. I'm not leaving you behind. 2232 01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:00,928 Barney. 2233 01:34:01,011 --> 01:34:03,555 I am for making friends. 2234 01:34:03,639 --> 01:34:04,640 BARN EY: What? 2235 01:34:05,307 --> 01:34:06,600 No. You're coming with me. 2236 01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:09,102 How to be a friend. 2237 01:34:10,771 --> 01:34:11,772 You taught me. 2238 01:34:11,855 --> 01:34:13,565 (KNOCKI NG CONTI N U ES) 2239 01:34:13,649 --> 01:34:15,609 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 2240 01:34:16,902 --> 01:34:20,405 No. Stay with me. Remember? 2241 01:34:21,532 --> 01:34:23,575 Stay friends. 2242 01:34:24,243 --> 01:34:25,577 We can fix it. 2243 01:34:25,661 --> 01:34:26,995 You and me. 2244 01:34:27,079 --> 01:34:28,747 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 2245 01:34:28,831 --> 01:34:29,832 (BREATH ES SHAKILY) 2246 01:34:29,915 --> 01:34:31,792 Now or never. 2247 01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:33,043 (GASPS SHARPLY) 2248 01:34:34,795 --> 01:34:36,338 (SOBS) 2249 01:34:36,421 --> 01:34:38,382 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES) 2250 01:34:39,383 --> 01:34:40,467 I guess we'll... 2251 01:34:40,551 --> 01:34:42,845 (SNIFFLES) we'll swap them all for a good one. 2252 01:34:44,596 --> 01:34:46,265 The best one. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 2253 01:34:48,767 --> 01:34:52,271 Go, Ron. You don't have to stay within six feet. 2254 01:34:52,354 --> 01:34:54,940 Go. Be everywhere. 2255 01:34:55,023 --> 01:34:57,067 Adio's, Absalom. 2256 01:34:57,568 --> 01:34:58,819 (CHUCKLES) 2257 01:34:59,361 --> 01:35:01,196 Arrivederci Ron Bintscatsco. 2258 01:35:02,531 --> 01:35:04,449 (STATIC CRACKLING) 2259 01:35:06,159 --> 01:35:07,327 (CRACKLING STOPS) 2260 01:35:09,705 --> 01:35:10,831 (SIGHS) 2261 01:35:17,337 --> 01:35:18,338 (GASPS) 2262 01:35:18,422 --> 01:35:20,841 (SYSTEM CHIMES, POWERING UP) 2263 01:35:20,924 --> 01:35:22,718 (STATIC CRACKLING) 2264 01:35:23,927 --> 01:35:25,053 (CHUCKLES) 2265 01:35:25,637 --> 01:35:27,639 (LAUGHING) 2266 01:35:30,392 --> 01:35:31,393 (GASPS) 2267 01:35:36,273 --> 01:35:37,941 (GASPS IN AWE) 2268 01:35:38,025 --> 01:35:39,484 (GASPS) 2269 01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:44,948 (LAUGHING) 2270 01:35:45,032 --> 01:35:46,366 -Come on. What is that? -What's happening? 2271 01:35:46,450 --> 01:35:47,826 (LAUGHING) 2272 01:35:50,704 --> 01:35:51,872 BARN EY: Whoo-hoo! 2273 01:35:53,874 --> 01:35:54,875 (GRUNTS) 2274 01:35:59,004 --> 01:36:00,005 BARN EY: Hi. 2275 01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:04,885 I, uh, took a wrong turn. 2276 01:36:06,011 --> 01:36:07,471 Oh. Uh... 2277 01:36:07,971 --> 01:36:09,097 Right. 2278 01:36:09,181 --> 01:36:10,766 This way, please. 2279 01:36:10,849 --> 01:36:12,100 (STATIC CRACKLING) 2280 01:36:13,477 --> 01:36:14,478 We got him. 2281 01:36:14,561 --> 01:36:16,605 Finally. Job done. 2282 01:36:17,356 --> 01:36:19,232 (STATIC CRACKLING) 2283 01:36:19,316 --> 01:36:21,109 JOSH: Uh, the cameras. 2284 01:36:22,069 --> 01:36:23,528 Barney! Hey! There he is! 2285 01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:24,821 Oh, Barney! 2286 01:36:24,905 --> 01:36:26,698 Move it along. Everybody outta here. 2287 01:36:26,782 --> 01:36:27,783 Did you...? 2288 01:36:27,866 --> 01:36:29,117 I'm gonna tell you everything, Dad. 2289 01:36:29,201 --> 01:36:30,577 On the way home. 2290 01:36:30,661 --> 01:36:33,080 Okay. Great. 2291 01:36:34,456 --> 01:36:35,749 (PANTING) 2292 01:36:35,832 --> 01:36:38,794 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Etcetera. 2293 01:36:39,586 --> 01:36:41,546 Sorry. Just, um... Uh... 2294 01:36:41,630 --> 01:36:43,215 Where were we? 2295 01:36:46,093 --> 01:36:48,512 A trick/ Data harvesting units controlled by us. 2296 01:36:48,595 --> 01:36:52,474 So we can sell them stuff lhate kids/ 2297 01:36:54,768 --> 01:36:56,186 (GROANS AWKWARDLY) 2298 01:36:56,853 --> 01:37:02,234 You know, I've loved my time as Bubble CEO, 2299 01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:04,569 and I wanna thank you all for your support 2300 01:37:04,653 --> 01:37:07,906 over the last 32 historic hours. 2301 01:37:07,990 --> 01:37:12,536 But I need to go now to spend more time with my... 2302 01:37:12,619 --> 01:37:13,996 contacts. 2303 01:37:14,079 --> 01:37:16,623 So, please welcome back 2304 01:37:16,707 --> 01:37:19,042 -Marc Wydell. -(AUDIENCE GASPS) 2305 01:37:19,126 --> 01:37:21,628 -(ANDREW WHIMPERING) -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 2306 01:37:21,712 --> 01:37:24,798 AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Marc! Marc! Marc! 2307 01:37:24,881 --> 01:37:26,299 (CHUCKLING) 2308 01:37:28,510 --> 01:37:32,389 Welcome to the future of friendship. 2309 01:37:32,472 --> 01:37:34,307 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 2310 01:37:38,562 --> 01:37:40,063 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 2311 01:37:40,147 --> 01:37:41,815 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 2312 01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:43,817 (STATIC CRACKLING) 2313 01:37:45,819 --> 01:37:47,612 STUDENT 1: See you later. STUDENT 2: Here we go again. 2314 01:37:47,696 --> 01:37:48,739 STUDENT 3: It's gonna get weird. 2315 01:37:48,822 --> 01:37:50,824 BOT 1: That way is good. BOT 2: This way is good. 2316 01:37:51,408 --> 01:37:52,784 (BOT GIGGLES) 2317 01:37:52,868 --> 01:37:55,579 Hey! What happened to staying within six feet? 2318 01:37:55,662 --> 01:37:58,665 Guys, where's my troll bot? Wait... 2319 01:37:59,332 --> 01:38:00,375 I get to choose. 2320 01:38:00,459 --> 01:38:01,918 -(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) -(BOT HUMMING) 2321 01:38:02,002 --> 01:38:04,004 K-pop? Are you kidding me? 2322 01:38:04,087 --> 01:38:07,007 Three months it's been like this. Come back. 2323 01:38:07,090 --> 01:38:08,467 Come on, dude. 2324 01:38:10,218 --> 01:38:12,220 BARN EY: So, here lam again. 2325 01:38:12,304 --> 01:38:16,099 E/ghteen minutes of recess fun. (CH UCKLES) 2326 01:38:16,183 --> 01:38:18,602 Thanks, Ron. You ๏ฌxed me. 2327 01:38:18,685 --> 01:38:20,395 And everyone else. 2328 01:38:20,479 --> 01:38:21,730 Hey! We don't know them. 2329 01:38:21,813 --> 01:38:23,982 I get to choose your friends. And I choose everyone! 2330 01:38:24,066 --> 01:38:26,026 Friend request. Friend request. 2331 01:38:27,069 --> 01:38:28,904 -Hey. -BOT: Friend request. 2332 01:38:28,987 --> 01:38:31,823 You've changed the world, Barney Pudowski. 2333 01:38:31,907 --> 01:38:33,241 How cool is that? 2334 01:38:33,325 --> 01:38:35,577 BOT 1: Friend request. BOT 2: Friend request. 2335 01:38:36,787 --> 01:38:38,038 Notjust me. 2336 01:38:38,955 --> 01:38:40,373 Hey! Oh, my gosh! 2337 01:38:40,457 --> 01:38:42,584 Aren't you that girl that got... You know. 2338 01:38:43,627 --> 01:38:44,795 Video not found. 2339 01:38:44,878 --> 01:38:46,296 Oh. My bad. 2340 01:38:47,005 --> 01:38:48,173 Thanks. (CHUCKLES) 2341 01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:49,424 Come on. 2342 01:38:50,217 --> 01:38:51,343 -BOT 1: Hi, Barney! -Hey! 2343 01:38:51,426 --> 01:38:53,261 -GIRL: My bot does that every time. -BOT 2: Hey there. 2344 01:38:53,345 --> 01:38:54,346 -Hi. -GIRL: It's so weird. 2345 01:38:54,429 --> 01:38:55,931 -BOT 3 AND BARNEY: Hi. -He's, like, king of the bots. 2346 01:38:56,014 --> 01:38:57,516 They love Pudowski. 2347 01:38:57,599 --> 01:39:00,727 Barn, you have got to get back in that Bubble cloud place. 2348 01:39:00,811 --> 01:39:01,812 (ALL SHUSH) 2349 01:39:01,895 --> 01:39:04,022 And get this bot to stop making up its own game rules. 2350 01:39:04,106 --> 01:39:05,982 BOT: Free upgrades for everyone! 2351 01:39:06,066 --> 01:39:08,235 -How am I ever gonna win? -(ALL LAUGH) 2352 01:39:08,318 --> 01:39:10,195 Dude! We gotta tell 'em! 2353 01:39:10,278 --> 01:39:13,657 You pranked a global freakin' tech giant, man! 2354 01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:15,951 Please let me stream the reveal, bro, please? 2355 01:39:16,034 --> 01:39:18,578 Take it from me, Rich. Fame is overrated. 2356 01:39:18,662 --> 01:39:19,996 (CHUCKLES) Look what I brought. 2357 01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:21,623 -I'll take one. -One for everyone. 2358 01:39:21,706 --> 01:39:23,500 -Cheers! -ALL: Cheers! 2359 01:39:23,583 --> 01:39:26,086 Barney! Hey! You see? 2360 01:39:26,169 --> 01:39:28,046 I told you my bench would work! 2361 01:39:28,130 --> 01:39:30,507 -(CLUCKING) -Oh! 2362 01:39:30,590 --> 01:39:32,384 Yeah. It's great. 2363 01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:33,927 (ALL LAUGH) 2364 01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:36,596 Mmm. Is all your gran's food this good? 2365 01:39:36,680 --> 01:39:39,432 Come... Come over sometime. Hang out. 2366 01:39:39,516 --> 01:39:41,560 I know you're dying to see my rock collection. 2367 01:39:41,643 --> 01:39:43,562 Will she set us on fire again? 2368 01:39:43,645 --> 01:39:44,980 -Hope so. -That was so fun! 2369 01:39:45,063 --> 01:39:46,565 But you're gonna have to talk to that goat, 2370 01:39:46,648 --> 01:39:48,733 because I do not want any more of my jewelry 2371 01:39:48,817 --> 01:39:49,943 going through its intestines. 2372 01:39:50,026 --> 01:39:51,528 (ALL LAUGHING) 2373 01:39:52,904 --> 01:39:54,906 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 2374 01:40:04,166 --> 01:40:06,251 (POP SONG PLAYING) 2375 01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:08,420 (STATIC CRACKLING, GLITCHING) 2376 01:40:08,503 --> 01:40:10,297 Dikky, dikky, dakka 2377 01:40:10,380 --> 01:40:13,175 (SYSTEM POWERS DOWN, BLEEPS) 2378 01:40:13,258 --> 01:40:14,259 (BEEPING) 2379 01:40:17,679 --> 01:40:19,431 (BEEPING INTENSIFIES) 2380 01:40:19,514 --> 01:40:22,184 (UPTEMPO POP SONG PLAYING) 2381 01:41:58,863 --> 01:42:01,283 (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 2382 01:44:40,942 --> 01:44:43,361 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 155563

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