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♪ Chappelle's Show ♪
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♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ ♪ Chappelle's Show ♪
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♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ ♪ Chappelle's Show ♪
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Ow!
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♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪
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Let's start the show.
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[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
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[audience applause] -Dave Chappelle.
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Hey.
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What--oh, snap.
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Oh, thanks, yo. Thanks, yo.
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Welcome, everybody. Welcome to Chappelle's Show.
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Welcome, man.
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Thanks for coming out tonight, yo.
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You know, I almost was afraid no one would be here.
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I had a conversation that upset me,
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where a dude said my show was offensive to black people.
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Normally that doesn't bother me, but he was white,
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-so it freaked me out. -[audience laughing]
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He had me thinking for a second, "What?"
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But he might have a point.
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I'm not gonna discount him just because he was white.
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Who knows?
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Some people just know black people, right?
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[audience laughing]
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You know, I'm serious.
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They got, like, gut instincts.
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Some people know black people.
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But who are those people? We don't know.
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So we got some people, and we put them to the test.
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Now, what you're about to see is absolutely real.
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These are real people.
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This is not-- This is not actors.
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This is the real deal.
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Give it up for my new game show.
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[audience applause]
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[people shouting] I know black people!
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Welcome to the show "I know black people,"
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where we take contestants who claim to know black people
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and put their knowledge
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of African-American culture to the test.
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The contestant who answers the most questions, of course,
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wins our grand prize.
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Let's bring them out one at a time, now.
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Our first contestant is a professor
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of African-American studies and history
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at Fordham University;
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the New York City police officer;
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he is a writer for such black television shows
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as the Chris Rock Show and Chappelle's Show.
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Okay, our next contestant works in a Korean grocery store;
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this is a DJ and claims to have many black friends.
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A social worker in Wilmington, Delaware;
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most of his boys he goes to school with are black;
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the barber in Brooklyn who claims
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that 100% of his clients are black.
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Let's play the game.
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What is a "Badonkadonk"?
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A Badonkadonk?
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A Badonkadonk is, like, a, uh--
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a incredibly attractive ass.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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[whispers] A Badonkadonk.
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Big penis.
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-[buzz] -I don't know.
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He's talking about my rear end, I think.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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[laughs]
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You do have a Badonkadonk.
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I may have heard that once or twice before, yeah.
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I'm tellin' you, Washington Heights,
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-[laughing] -they'll tell the cops,
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"Girl, you got a Badonkadonk."
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Ooh, that's junk in the trunk.
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That's what you put your mug on.
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You saddle up and ride.
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That's a big...ass.
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-[dings] -He is correct.
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-Junk in the trunk... -[dings]
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What you put your mug up, saddle up and ride,
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or an ass are all acceptable answers.
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[people shouting] Black people!
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Why do black people love menthols so much?
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I don't--I don't know.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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-[audience laughing] -All right.
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Nobody knows. Nobody knows for sure.
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'Cause that's what Newport are?
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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Is it a fact that they like menthol cigarettes?
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I'm not even sure.
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I don't know--
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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"I don't know." No one knows.
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[people shouting] Black people!
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On the popular show, Good Time ,
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What did Mr. Bookman do for a living?
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Ooh, he was the handyman.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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He was the super.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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Let's see, I don't know who bookman was on good times,
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so I'm gonna have to take a guess.
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Um...was he a janitor?
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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Amazing.
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Did not know see the show yet knows
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-that bookman was cleaning up. -[audience laughing]
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He was the janitor,
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and his nickname was Buffalo Butt.
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-[dings] -That is correct
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-and a bonus point. -Thank you.
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[people shouting] Black people!
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Could you name any of bookman's nicknames?
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Booger.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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Buffalo Butt.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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-Chi-chi? -Chi-chi?
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I am checking the judges for Chi-Chi.
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-[buzz] -I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
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His name was bookman?
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Yes, and he was fat.
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What did they call him?
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Uh, fat janitor guy.
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[buzz]
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[people shouting] Black people!
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Why did black people distrust Ronald Reagan?
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Because he was white.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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Because he was white.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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Why did black people distrust Ronald Reagan?
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Because he took all his money.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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Because he was a Republican.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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Why did black people distrust Ronald Reagan?
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Hmm, he wasn't supposed to be trusted in the first place.
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-[dings] -He is correct.
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[people shouting] Black people!
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Tito, is pimping easy?
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No.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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-No. -[dings]
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That is correct.
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Big Daddy Kane would say, "It ain't easy."
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"Pimping ain't easy," he is correct.
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-[audience laughing] -It's hard.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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All right, I have a hard time with it myself.
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Yes, pimping, as a matter of fact, ain't easy.
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Is pimping easy?
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-Hell yeah. -[dings]
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Somehow that is correct.
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[people shouting] Black people!
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Whoa, the competition's heating up.
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But don't go anywhere,
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because we'll be right back with more "I know black people."
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[audience applause]
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We'll find out who wins later in the show,
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but don't go anywhere.
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We'll be right back with more Chappelle's Show.
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Oh, yeah.
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♪
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Welcome back to Chappelle's Show.
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[audience cheering]
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You know, folks...
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there's a lot of talk on the streets
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about "Keeping it real."
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I hear men saying it. I hear women saying it.
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We all just got to be careful.
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When you're "Keeping it real," pick your spots.
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Reality is hidden for a reason.
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And now we will show you why.
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[narrator] You're watching when "Keeping it real" goes wrong.
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Brenda Johnson was at home one night
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eating popcorn and watching television with her girlfriend.
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The telephone rang.
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[phone rings]
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Hello.
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[dial tone humming]
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Brenda had a simple choice to make:
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Ignore the mild rudeness of someone hanging up on her
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or keep it real.
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Fuck that!
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I don't like people playing on my phone.
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Girl, don't even trip. You bigger than that.
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No.
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I don't like people playing on my phone.
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[narrator] But in reality, it had nothing to do
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with people playing on her phone.
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Brenda had long suspected her boyfriend, Jamal,
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of cheating on her.
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This was the straw that broke the camel's back.
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[touch-tones beeping]
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[phone rings]
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Hello.
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Did you just call here, bitch?
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Excuse me?
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I know you just called here. Don't play dumb with me.
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Stop fucking my man!
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I dialed the wrong number, okay?
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I star-69'd you, you dirty ho.
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You and I both know you sleeping with Jamal.
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No, I was trying to call my aunt.
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Oh, bitch, please.
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You a bitch, and so is your aunt.
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[dial tone humming]
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Oh, no, she did not hang up on me again.
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Again?
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[narrator] Brenda could've ended the conflict there.
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You want to play, bitch?
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Let's play.
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[narrator] But she decided
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to push her real-o-meter into the red.
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'Cause I keeps it real like that.
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[narrator] Brenda went onto her computer
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and did a reverse lookup of Janice's number.
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Not only did she get Janice's address
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but directions as well.
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I'm fittin' to ride on this bitch.
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-[air hissing] -[car alarm blaring]
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[glass clattering]
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You won't be fucking Jamal in this car, ho!
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Take that, you clap-having Jezebel.
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It was a wrong number!
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Fuck that!
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I don't like people playing on my phone.
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I keeps it real.
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[narrator] What Brenda didn't know
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is that Janice was borrowing the car
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from her older brother, a federal agent.
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She also didn't know that defacing a government vehicle
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is considered a felony in certain cases,
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this being one of them.
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After a short trial,
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Brenda was sentenced to six years
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in federal prison.
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What's really hood, bitch?
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[narrator] Brenda knew it was important
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to establish her realness early in prison.
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confronted by another pivotal decision,
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she decided then and there to keep it real.
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All right, bitch, let's settle this right now.
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-oh! -[grunting]
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[narrator] The three women were all serving
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consecutive life sentences.
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It turned out they kept it realer.
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[grunting]
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[narrator] And as for her boyfriend, Jamal...
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You want to talk about keeping it real?
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[narrator] He was cheating on Brenda with her best friend.
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-I keeps it real. -[laughs]
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Ain't that right, shorty?
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That's right.
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[narrator] From eating popcorn in the comfort of her own home
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to eating fruit cocktail off of a prison floor,
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Brenda rounds...
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Fuck that!
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I don't like people playing on my phone.
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[narrator] Just another case of what can happen
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when "Keeping it real" goes wrong.
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-[audience cheering] -Oh, shit.
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We're gonna take a quick commercial break.
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Don't go anywhere, everybody. We'll be right back.
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I'm serious.
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Man.
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The greatest show.
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What's happening, everybody? Welcome back.
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And now let's see who's gonna be the winner
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of "I know black people."
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Competition's been stiff in the first act.
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Let's see how it goes in the next round.
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Are you ready?
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What is a loosey?
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Now, I should know this.
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-A smoke. -[dings]
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Damn, that's-- That's absolutely correct.
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A single cigarette.
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A loose cigarette.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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-A cigarette. -[dings]
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That is correct.
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What is a loosey?
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Is that a--
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A way of saying oral sex?
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[buzz]
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No, but we should start saying that.
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What is a loosey?
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One cigarette bought at the store from the Arabs.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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A cigarette bought at the store,
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one loose cigarette, from an Arab.
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[people shouting] Black people!
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What is a chickenhead?
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That's a woman who puts her mouth
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on the member of a--
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or sometimes called a crack whore.
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-[dings] -That is acceptable.
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That is one of the many definitions of a chickenhead,
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a fellatios woman.
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There we go. Mark, things are looking up.
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Let's see.
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Somebody on T.V used to say chickenhead.
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"You're such a chickenhead."
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I don't know what show this is,
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but I'd like to see it.
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Somebody who's stupid.
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[buzz]
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No, a chickenhead is a hoochie, whore,
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or a fellatios woman, apparently.
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It can be used for different things.
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It's mostly used to describe a ho or an ugly woman.
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A woman that likes to suck penis.
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A woman that likes to suck penis.
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To give a loosey.
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That's right, to give a loosey.
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What is a chickenhead?
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Oh,
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you can find that anywhere in the hood, on the block.
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It's a bird,
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one of those that you just bring home and wear out.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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A bird that you bring home and wear out.
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That is correct.
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That's what they're for. That's how they're used.
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[people shouting] Black people!
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Finish this good time lyric:
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"Temporary layoffs, good times.
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Easy credit rip-offs,
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good times.
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Scratching and surviving,
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good times.
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Blank,
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good times."
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I know that
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one character on good times
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was J.J. Walker.
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That's very good.
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I get mistaken for him a lot in shopping malls.
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Another actress on good times
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is Lenny Kravitz's mother.
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[buzz]
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Oh, I'm sorry, that was the Jeffersons,
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but close.
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♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
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♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Scratching and surviving ♪
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♪ Good times ♪
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[humming]
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♪ Good times ♪
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Damn.
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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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♪ Good times ♪
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Yeah, I...
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[audience laughing]
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I remember when Willis had a drinking problem.
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[buzz]
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"Scratching and surviving,
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good times.
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Blank, good times."
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Mm-hmm, and I've always wondered this myself.
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And it sounds like "Hangin' in a jury,"
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but it's--
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It's, it's-- And is it a--
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Say it one more time.
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Say what you just said one more time.
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♪ Hangin' in a jury ♪
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Um, and I always thought, as a kid,
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"Does that mean that someone is hung in a jury?"
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But I didn't--
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You know, I have to say you can tell
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I know the actual song,
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but those ones, I never could decipher what it was.
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It was a--
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Bryan Tucker just pointed out a fact that is very true.
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This is the most disputed lyric in all
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-of the Good Times lyrics. -Yes.
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I am inclined to give him the point.
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I look at my judges--
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-[dings] -He gets the point.
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All right, and what is the lyric?
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The correct lyric:
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"Hangin' in a chow line."
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I had to look it up on the internet myself.
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I thought it was "Hangin' a jacket."
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[people shouting] Black people!
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And now for the final question.
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Are you ready?
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I'm ready.
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How can black people rise up and overcome?
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How can they rise up and overcome?
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Well, can they overcome? No, I'm just-.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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[audience laughing]
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Reparations.
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-[dings] -That is acceptable.
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This is a rap lyric?
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No, this--I'm sorry.
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Oh, this is a general question.
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-This is an actual question. -All right.
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There's a complex answer there.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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Staying alive.
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-[dings] -That is correct.
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That is correct.
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Well, stop cuttin' each other's throat.
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-[dings] -That also is correct.
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How can black people rise up and overcome?
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Get out and vote.
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[buzz]
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That is incorrect, I'm afraid.
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-[audience laughing] -I'm sorry.
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[people shouting] Black people!
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Well, folks, our judges tallied up the scores,
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and we have a winner.
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Rob the DJ. Rob, come on out.
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Excellent job, Rob. Congratulations.
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Here's the grand prize.
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Of course, it contains a lifetime supply
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of Murray's hair cream.
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That's right.
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And one can is a lifetime supply, trust me.
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Two bootleg DVD's.
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And, of course, what would a grand prize be
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without a pack of menthol cigarettes?
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-[audience cheering] -[people shouting] Black people!
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We'll take a quick commercial break,
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but don't go anywhere.
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We'll be right back with more Chappelle's Show.
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[audience cheering]
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♪ Turn on your T.V ♪
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♪ What you gonna see ♪
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And now it's time for our musical performance
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by the lovely, the soulful Miss Erykah Badu.
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[audience applause]
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♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm ♪
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♪ Good-bye, babe ♪
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Right now, what we're gonna do is go back, all right?
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♪ Back in the day now ♪
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♪ Back in the day When things were cool ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ All we needed was bop-bop, Bop-bop, bop-ba-domp ♪
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♪ Oh, bop-bop, Bop-bop, bop-da-domp ♪
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♪ Well, well, well ♪
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♪ Soul flower, Take me flying with you ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Give me that bop-bop, Bop-bop, bop-ba-domp ♪
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♪ Hey, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Some of that bop-bop, Bop-bop, bop-ba-domp ♪
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♪ Well, well, well ♪
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♪ Back in the day When things were cool ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ All we needed was ♪
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♪ Back in the day When things were cool ♪
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Let me tell you what we used to do.
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♪ We used to meet up ♪
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♪ With these dudes ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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Check it out.
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♪ Then we rolled out ♪
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♪ On vogues and trues ♪
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That's trues and vogues.
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♪ My sweet honey ♪
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♪ Had to go away For a little while ♪
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♪ When my candy's Gone away from me ♪
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♪ I'm a helpless child ♪
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♪ Oh, sugar ♪
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♪ The laughin', the singin' The jammin', the talkin' ♪
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♪ The pumpin' the trunk With the windows rolled up ♪
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♪ Puff ♪
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♪ Well, well, well ♪
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♪ The laughin', the singin' The jammin', the talkin' ♪
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♪ The pumpin' the trunk With the windows rolled up ♪
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♪ Puff ♪ -Ow.
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♪ Oh, sugar ♪
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♪ And we would ride around The park till it's after dark ♪
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♪ And when we get home Hope the dog don't bark ♪
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♪ Puff ♪
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One, two.
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♪ I'm sugar-free ♪
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♪ In the night ♪
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♪ So lonely ♪
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♪ I'm sugar-free ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ In the day ♪
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♪ So lonely ♪
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♪ Oh, sugar, I'm sugar-free ♪
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♪ So lonely, So lonely ♪
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♪ In the night ♪
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♪ So lonely, Oh ♪
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♪ I'm sugar-free ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ In the day ♪
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♪ So lonely ♪
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♪ Oh, sugar ♪
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[audience applause]
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That's right.
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I would like to thank my guest, Erykah Badu.
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I'd like to thank each and every one of you
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at home for watching.
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Everybody in the room for being here.
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I'll see you next week.
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I am out!
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[audience applause]
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I'm rich, biatch.
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[horn honks]
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Hi, thank you.
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All right, this one, nobody got.
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Not even the black dudes got this.
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All right, you're walking down the street, right?
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Black dude comes up to you.
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He hands you two dimes and a nickel
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00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,400
and says, "May I have a"-- What does he want?
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[all] Case quarter.
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Yes. See?
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Nobody got "Case quarter."
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Who was the only black sweat hog?
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-No idea. -[buzz]
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Correct answer, of course, Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington.
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But he didn't happen to have the answer handy.
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♪
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