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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,042 --> 00:00:04,082 ♪ Chappelle's Show Chappelle's Show ♪ 2 00:00:04,167 --> 00:00:05,127 ♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ 3 00:00:05,208 --> 00:00:06,458 ♪ Chappelle's Show Chappelle's Show ♪ 4 00:00:06,542 --> 00:00:07,752 ♪ Oww ♪ 5 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,082 ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 6 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:12,167 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 7 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:13,670 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 8 00:00:16,125 --> 00:00:17,415 Let's start the show. 9 00:00:19,792 --> 00:00:23,002 [announcer] Dave Chappelle! 10 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:24,633 Hey, hey! 11 00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:28,788 Clippity-clappity, clappity-clap! 12 00:00:31,208 --> 00:00:32,578 I've gotta tell you guys, 13 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:36,827 when I'm not doing this show, I play a lot of video games. 14 00:00:36,917 --> 00:00:38,707 I don't know if you guys are into them a lot, 15 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:42,132 but I love video games, anytime, all the time. 16 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,668 I make love to my wife: "Get off me." 17 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:45,710 Turn on PlayStation. 18 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:48,043 I just want points, man. 19 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:50,325 My whole life's like Vice City, man, look. 20 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:53,287 It's crazy, man, you'll see. Look, just look at this. 21 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:57,037 I'll see you, baby. 22 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,035 Bye. 23 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,205 Bye-bye. 24 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:12,035 [car honks] 25 00:01:13,417 --> 00:01:15,997 [Dave] Sorry, I need this! 26 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:17,333 [man] What are you doing? 27 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,000 Not if I can help it. 28 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:21,003 [gunshots] 29 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:23,173 Ow! Oh! 30 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,420 [machine gun firing] 31 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:39,748 The name's Chappelle. 32 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:48,915 Bye, baby, I'll see you later. I love ya! 33 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:56,708 [applause] 34 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,460 I was recently overseas in Japan. I'm not braggin'. 35 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,285 I got a lot of respect in Japan. 36 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:10,165 I've never been treated so well by people. 37 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:14,380 I would say that I was loved and feared at the same time. 38 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:16,168 I have footage of my vacation, 39 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,630 and I would like to share it with you right now. 40 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:23,625 [melodramatic music playing] 41 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:28,543 [loud rumbling] 42 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:34,210 [screaming] 43 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,332 Ahh... 44 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:47,458 [Funkier music playing] 45 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,752 Ohh! 46 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:20,043 [coughing] 47 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,210 All y'all right here, I got something for ya. 48 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,502 I got something for all y'all. 49 00:03:31,708 --> 00:03:34,828 Oh, no, he pull his pants down! 50 00:03:34,917 --> 00:03:36,877 ♪ Ta-daaa ♪ 51 00:03:40,042 --> 00:03:42,212 That's no snake, honey. 52 00:03:42,292 --> 00:03:44,922 ♪ It's raining It's pouring... ♪ 53 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:58,130 [siren blaring] 54 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:02,580 Oh, snap! 55 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:04,207 I thought you was locked up. 56 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,750 [roaring] 57 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,333 You have a problem, huh? 58 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:20,213 Ooh! 59 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:27,583 Oh, no! 60 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:31,995 [squish, Godzilla roars] 61 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:34,998 Yee! 62 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:37,543 [electricity buzzing] 63 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:40,128 Yah! 64 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:48,577 Yeah! 65 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,877 I'm from the streets, bitch! 66 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:01,383 Oh, no! 67 00:05:15,792 --> 00:05:18,082 Oh, ooh! Hot, hot! 68 00:05:20,917 --> 00:05:23,207 Oh, no, not stick. 69 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:25,962 Ahh! Ahh! 70 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:28,712 Ah! 71 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:32,793 [romantic piano music playing] 72 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,130 Um... 73 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:40,038 I'll call you sometime or come around or something. 74 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:42,132 I'll be back. 75 00:05:43,583 --> 00:05:46,173 [roar] 76 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:51,502 We're gonna take a quick commercial break. 77 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:54,083 We'll be right back, folks, with more Chappelle's Show. 78 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:55,247 So don't go anywhere. 79 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:01,285 Man, I'm bored. 80 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,285 I gotta go to the Chappelle show. 81 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:06,875 You know, folks... 82 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:11,422 Tonight is actually a very special night. 83 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,830 I was in negotiations with Comedy Central 84 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:17,037 to do a one-hour special-- much like I did on HBO. 85 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,495 Very excited about it, and then, 86 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,333 suddenly the negotiations fell apart 87 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:22,077 'cause they didn't have the money that I wanted. 88 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:23,497 They won't budge. 89 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,923 But they did, they did come up with enough money 90 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,380 for me to do a two-minute special. 91 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:31,077 Yes, and tonight, 92 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:32,827 you are the lucky crowd that gets to see it. 93 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,077 So everyone, just sit tight. 94 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:35,247 I'm gonna go in the back 95 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:37,173 and we're gonna start shootin' this puppy. 96 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,500 All right, let's get it goin'. 97 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:49,043 [funky music plays] 98 00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:07,132 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 99 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:10,668 give it up right now for Dave Chappelle! 100 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,790 [cheers and applause] 101 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:24,332 Whassup? 102 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:26,915 How y'all feelin'? 103 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:29,253 I gotta get right into it, 104 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,003 I don't have a lot of time now. 105 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:34,383 I wanna talk about the war. 106 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:38,038 I wanna tell y'all how I really feel about the war. 107 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,125 Y'all ready to hear 108 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:41,168 how I feel about the war? 109 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,040 Y'all ready to hear 110 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,575 how I feel about Bush? 111 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:46,167 Well, this is how I feel-- [buzzer] 112 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,170 Thank you very much, good night! 113 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:15,498 Fuckin' pay me! 114 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,670 ♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ 115 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,130 ♪ Better not bring your kids ♪ 116 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:33,458 Hey, guys. 117 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:41,035 Do any of you guys watch those documentaries on HBO ? 118 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:43,245 Those, uh, Hookers and Johns ? 119 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,043 [audience] Yeah. 120 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:47,915 Did anybody see that one, Pimps Up, Ho's Down ? 121 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,960 [applause] 122 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:51,002 I just seen their new one, 123 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:52,923 and I got an advanced copy on it, 124 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,330 you're gonna love it. 125 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:55,537 Check it out. 126 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:25,165 Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'? 127 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,580 Like, real hatin', man, that's like an art form, man. 128 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,037 You know, it's like, you like a born hater. 129 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,535 You know, like myself, 130 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:31,705 a lot of cats think they hatin'. 131 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:34,132 I mean, I'm mad at everything, man. 132 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,288 Brother got a nice car-- 133 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,075 "Man, why you got a car? I only got one car. 134 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,577 "Why you got three cars or a wife or all that? 135 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,037 Man, that's played out." 136 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:43,955 I hate on a nigga 'til he's totally broke, 137 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:46,252 and ain't got nothin' like me, you know what I'm sayin'? 138 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,583 'Cause, yeah, that's what real hatin' is all about, man. 139 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:50,667 Hey, what's poppin', everybody? 140 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,080 The evil star here, wanna welcome you 141 00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:55,327 to The Fifth Annual Player Haters Award, uh, ceremony. 142 00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:58,497 This gala affair, we, uh, we host this once a year. 143 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:01,633 We honor the most prestigious verbal abusers, 144 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:02,578 uh, on the planet. 145 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:08,132 [heavy Korean accent] 146 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,875 Again, I'm hating all them Koreans. 147 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:15,998 [speaking Korean] 148 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,423 Is that a cut on beauty? 149 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:29,748 The Player Haters ball gives us an opportunity 150 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:34,043 to hate on a diverse array of Mark-ass marks, 151 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,915 trick-ass marks, punk bitches 152 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,880 and skip-scap skanks and scallywags... 153 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:43,998 Hos, heifers, hee-haws and hula hoops. 154 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,133 Man, you oughta take that cane 155 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,078 and beat whoever made that suit to death. 156 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,207 [laughs] 157 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,132 Why don't you vacuum that coat, man? 158 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,038 Well, well, well! 159 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:59,205 The most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. 160 00:11:59,042 --> 00:12:01,962 Buc nasty, what can I say about that suit 161 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:05,042 that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? 162 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,035 It looks bombed out and depleted. 163 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,125 And of course, the so-called "beautiful." 164 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,538 Why don't you click your heels together three times 165 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,375 and go back to Africa? 166 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:19,078 And as for you, Boss Hogg, 167 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:22,787 very insulting what you said about my coat. 168 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,125 It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. 169 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,288 Quite shitty. 170 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:30,035 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take my throne 171 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,915 'cause I'm a shoo-in... 172 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,040 For hater of the year. 173 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:38,285 The Player Haters ball is not always about 174 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,745 hating on one another. 175 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:43,043 We play games with each other, too. 176 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:45,575 Like our annual photo flip. 177 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,787 -[man] Oh. Damn. -[man1] Oh, my God. 178 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:49,825 [man2] Little-ass teeth? Nigga got dolphin teeth. 179 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:51,417 Arsenio hall teeth! 180 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,880 He always says he doesn't want anyone to see him shine, 181 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:57,248 but the nigga looks shiny to me. 182 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:01,423 Looks like Malcolm X before he converted to Islam. 183 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,210 [Effie] Next. 184 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,330 [man2] Thank you, Miss Effie. 185 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,377 Good lord, almighty, it's Osama bin Laden. 186 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,748 That motherfucker pumped my gas in my car 187 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,213 on the way over here. 188 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:14,212 [man2] That's ironic, because I take yoga classes from him. 189 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,172 Next picture, please. 190 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:19,750 I like the song the girl sings, Papa, Don't Preach. 191 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,293 I got a song for you too, bitch. 192 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:22,995 It's called, Daughter, Don't Sing. 193 00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,083 Next picture, please. 194 00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,462 [man] It's boy George! 195 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:31,082 Now, that man right there I'd hate to fight. 196 00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:34,327 She wears underwear with dick holes in 'em. 197 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,078 [man] Now to present the award 198 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,247 for Player Hater of the year-- Ice T.! 199 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,543 [booing] 200 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,625 You look like Bill Cosby on crack! 201 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:51,498 I'd like to welcome all you ignorant-ass bitches, 202 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,383 critics, complainers, disgruntled rappers, 203 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,958 ha, and racists especially, 204 00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:58,792 to the Ninth Annual 205 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:02,125 International Player Haters Ball! 206 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,078 Oh, man, hate, hate, hate... 207 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,077 [audience chanting] Hate, hate, hate, hate... 208 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:09,127 Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. 209 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,998 Oh, man, you corny! 210 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,083 Next nigga say somethin' while I'm talkin' 211 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,207 is gettin' shot, please believe that. 212 00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:17,792 [audience] Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate! 213 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,575 So without further ado, 214 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:23,167 let me give you the nominations for Player Hater of the year. 215 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,210 Y'all ready? 216 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,003 First up... 217 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,165 Buc Nasty! 218 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,210 [booing] Clap for me, bitch! 219 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:33,752 Buc Nasty is nominated for... 220 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,628 Getting his best friend's wife pregnant, 221 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:39,378 then tricking his best friend into 222 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,168 raising the little motherfucker. 223 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,880 Yeah, holla at your boy. 224 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,205 Damn, that's hateful! 225 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,497 The next nominee is Pitbull. 226 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,003 [booing] 227 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:54,173 Pitbull is nominated for calling the police 228 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,210 on the drug dealers that moved next door to his house, 229 00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:59,672 not because it was the right thing to do, 230 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,750 just because he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. 231 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,423 Pitbull! [barks] 232 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,290 Finally, the one and only... 233 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,250 Silky Johnson! 234 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,333 [boos and applause] 235 00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:14,167 Silky Johnson is nominated 236 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,710 for calling in a bomb threat to the special Olympics, man! 237 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,792 [audience] Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate! 238 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,125 The winner of The Ninth Annual Player Hater 239 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,248 of the year award is... 240 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,923 [man] Look like a bootleg Ice T.! 241 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,170 Silky Johnston! 242 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,880 [booing] 243 00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,168 Kiss my ass! 244 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,630 I'm the biggest hater! 245 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:45,213 Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass! 246 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,332 Hit me, baby. 247 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:50,077 That, of course, was beautiful talkin'. 248 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,417 Beautiful on the weekends 249 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,460 does stunts for little Richard in gay movies. 250 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:57,632 [laughter] 251 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,208 First off, I would like to thank God almighty 252 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:04,212 for giving everybody so much... 253 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:06,212 And me so little. 254 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,040 I hate you, I hate you, 255 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,535 I don't even know you, and I hate your guts. 256 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:15,535 I hope all the bad things in life happen to you 257 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,745 and nobody else but you. 258 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,883 [booing] 259 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,748 Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate! 260 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:25,043 And as I sip my soda that I'm sure somebody spit in 261 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:29,247 I just would like to say to all of you, 262 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,043 kiss my ass, you rotten motherfuckers. 263 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,750 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home 264 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,753 and put some water in Buc Nasty's mama's dish. 265 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,173 Good evening. 266 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,127 [laughter] 267 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,998 Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, 268 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:50,083 hate, hate, hate, hate, hate... 269 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,710 [cheers and applause] 270 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,582 I will be right back, I will see you shortly. 271 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:58,957 Come back, don't go anywhere. 272 00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:01,882 You got more Chappelle's Show after these messages. 273 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:04,917 ♪ Turn on your TV ♪ 274 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,127 ♪ What you gonna see? ♪ 275 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,708 I would like to thank all of you for being here with me tonight. 276 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,042 You're great. 277 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,325 And I'd like to thank you at home for watching. 278 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,497 Tune in next week 279 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,383 and we'll see you on Chappelle's Show. 280 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,920 [Chappelle] I'm rich, biatch! 281 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,790 [horn honks] Hi, thank you! 282 00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:34,542 Silky mama got one big titty and one little titty, 283 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,495 and they call that bitch "biggie smalls"! 284 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:39,833 Hit me three times, baby. 285 00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,707 He looks like a broke-ass... 286 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,828 He looks like a broke-ass... 287 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,537 He looks like a broke-ass... 288 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,125 He looks like a broke-ass... 289 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,920 Sexual, broke, uh, sexual chocolate. 290 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,540 Is that the word? 291 00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:00,125 I wish you ill, Ice T. 292 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:01,128 That's right, that's right. 293 00:18:01,178 --> 00:18:05,728 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 20710

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