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previously on boston legal
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have an 80% chance of
getting alzheimer's?
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Have you been feeling
other symptoms lately?
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Sometimes I feel a little foggy.
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I don't seem to always get things.
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We all know it, we laugh it off,
we say, "isn't the mad cow cute?"
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At what point do we all
admit the man needs help?
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The firm is going broke?
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We may have to shut our doors.
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Did I know this and forget?
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You've been almost
like a big sister to me.
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If you knew this cra Catherine piper...
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do you think they considered me sane?
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If only they could know you like I do.
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hello, dear. May I help you?
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Yeah, I'm looking for a lawyer.
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Uh, yes, I suspected as much.
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You're in a law firm.
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Uh, what have you done, dear?
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Well, I, uh, I got
into harvard, and then-
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a pretty little thing
like you? oh, please.
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Who'd we do, sweetheart?
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Then they rescinded my admission,
and now I would like to sue them.
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of course you would.
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Um, katie, be a dear
and help this young lady.
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Uh, katie will help you, dear.
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Why don't we go to the conference room?
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Hello.
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who are you?
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Uh, I'm Catherine,
honey. D- who are you?
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Carl Sack. May I help you?
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I doubt it.
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Uh, you strike me as pushy.
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May I ask, and I think I may, being,
uh, a senior partner, just wh-what...
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what are you doing here?
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I work here, dear.
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- You work here?
- Yes, dear.
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Who hired you?
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Shirley schmidt did, dear.
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She's my older sister.
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I think if shirley schmidt had
hired you, she would've told me.
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Really? Does she tell you everything?
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Did she tell you she
went to cabo for the week?
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She did, and she left
me a contact number...
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if you can imagine.
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Well, that's lovely.
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did she tell you her calls were
being forwarded to her younger sister?
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Hello. Who's calling, please?
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Is it the pushy man?
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okay, Denny, I want you to count
backwards by sevens from a hundred.
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Why?
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It's just a test.
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100...
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93...
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Uh, 86... 81... 75...
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4-4, I meant
to say. 4...
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Uh, 1984, like
the orwell-
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74...
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Who the hell wrote that?
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No, no, you were down to 74 not 84.
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W- whatever.
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Continue, please.
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74... 67... Hell
of year-'67.
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The sox won the pennant.
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Jimmy Lonborg pitched a 2-hitter
second game, Anyaz plunked two out.
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Hell of a game.
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Who pitched the first
game of tt world series?
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Jose Santiago against, uh, Bob Gibson.
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Gibson pitched, uh, three
times, won the series.
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Who's the best pitcher
for the sox this year?
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don't tell me. josh pecker.
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Hell of a pitcher, pecker.
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who's the best hitter?
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Uh, that's, uh, that black guy-
uh, the, um- ortiz. David ortiz.
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He's half black, half
mexican, half dominican.
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Who's the president
of the united states?
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Barack obama.
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He's half hawaiian, half kenyan
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half black and half, uh, halle berry.
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it has progressed.
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Last year, we were at stage, which
is basically mild cognitive decline.
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Now's more like stage
4, which is moderate.
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Talk to me like I'm
in the room, would you?
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I am.
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You remember yesterday
very well,
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but forming new memories is
obviously more difficult.
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Cut to the punch line.
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You're in the early
stages of alzheimer'S.
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We're not talking about
precursor's anymore.
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It's here.
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academic doping?
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Yeah. You find a friend with a
prescription for ritalin or adderall,
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and you pop some pills to help study
and stay focused the day of the S.A.T.
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- And you did this?
- Yeah. It's not illegal.
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And how'd you do on the S.A.T.?
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I got a rfect score.
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And I was accepted to harvard...
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which is fairly newsworthy given I went
to your average small-town public school.
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I did an interview
with the local paper...
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where I was quoted as saying ritalin was
a godsend when it came to test taking.
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And that sparked a whole
debate in the comments section-
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is it ethical, is it not- and
the boston papers picked it up,
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and suddenly I'm in the middle of this
controversy that harvard wants no part of,
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so they rescind my offer of admission.
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well, I believe taking A,
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controlled substance without
A prescription actually is illegal.
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No, it's a study aid, just
one step above potent coffee.
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So what would you like us to do?
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Get me reinstated at harvard.
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I didn't do anything to deserve this.
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I mean, they're singling me out,
and now no school will take me.
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Where are your parents with all this?
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Beyond devastated.
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It was their dream to see
their little girl go to harvard.
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I have to fix this. I screwed it up...
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and I have to fix this.
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What are you doing at my desk?
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I- I was just straightening up.
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That's what assistants do.
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You're not my assistant.
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Yes, I am, dear.
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No, I have
an as-
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where is she?
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Oh, francine? I fired her.
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too pretty, too young-
she's a distraction.
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All right, I'm calling security.
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Look, honey, you sure you want to
make trouble for shirley's sister?
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I mean,
after all-
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your name is Catherine piper. You were fired
for, among other things, being psychotic.
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I also have cancer, dear.
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There. It's out.
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I am desperate for a distraction,
anything to occupy myself while...
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I'm sorry. I didn't
come here to indulge...
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you have cancer?
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Not really, but I could
get some if you'd like.
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Oh,
9-1-1.
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Look, if I could just work
here on a temporary- oh, sorry.
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9-1-1. what's
the emergency?
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How did...
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I'm afraid they said no.
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But... did you point out I didn't
actually violate any policy or-
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they're citing hones, moral character.
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Uh, everody's doing it.
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- I realize that, but- -
but you went public, margie.
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We can take it to court, but I
wouldn't expect to be successful.
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Oh, we-we
have to try.
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I have geared my whole life
toward going to harvard.
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I just...
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I need to try. Please.
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I don't know, Jerry.
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You say she didn't have a prescription.
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All the kids are doing this, Alan-
geing it without prescriptions.
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Well, that's not much of an argument.
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You could argue that
rescinding her admission
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is arbitrary since they
have no official policy.
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Alan. Um, hey, Jerry.
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Alan, there's a drug- it's called
uh, dimebolin,
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something like- hat- and I want it.
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My doctor won't give it to me. It's
from russia. It stems off alzheimer'S.
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Denny, slow down.
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I can't at the moment. I've
taken a little too much adderall.
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Adderall?
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See? That's what margie
takes, that ainital.
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Ritalin. I love ritalin.
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Denny, what did we agree
on regarding your medicines?
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I would be in charge.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm
the one with the alzheimer'S.
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I'll take what I want, and
right now, I want dimebolin.
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And you've gotta help me get it.
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You okay, Jerry?
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Academic doping...
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it has such a stigma to it.
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What about emotional doping?
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What do you mean?
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That's what I do-
emotional doping.
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I take my little helpers to...
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do you think it reflects
poorly on my moral character?
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No.
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What's the difference?
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Well, your medication is
prescribed for one thing. Mostly.
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And second, you have a specific, diagnosed
condition, Jerry- asperger's syndrome.
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Three years ago, you couldn't
even make eye contact.
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I take pills that affect my
brain to help me perform better.
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Jerry, I'm the first one to say
we have an overmedicated society.
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We've got 3 year olds on antipsychotics.
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People who don't even have
high cholesterol take statins.
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People take sleep aids when maybe they
should just read a book or masturbate.
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I- it's out of control.
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But that's not to say that many
drugs don't do a lot of good.
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They save lives.
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People need drugs like insulin
or blood pressure medicine
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to simply maintain their health
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And drugs help some people to
live normal, productive lives
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who might otherwise not.
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You fall into that category.
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Popping pills to...
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get better
S.A.T.Scores- that'S...
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something different.
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you are not working here, Catherine.
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That much has been decided.
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Well, then what are we doing in
your office, behind closed doors...
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where you could sexuallrava me with
no witnesses to say it didn't happen?
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We're here because I'm told
you're a friend of Alan'S.
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And as a courtesy to him and you,
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I thought I would at least give you
An opportunity to explain
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why you're doing this
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I'm doing it because
I'm old and I'm bored.
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All my friends are dead.
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It's not like I could go skiing
or-or mountain climbing or...
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honestly, a-assuming I were
qualified to be your assistant,
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uh, would you employ somebody my age?
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Probably not.
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I didn't think so.
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I got that on tape, dear.
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Now I can e you for age discrimination.
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Best you keep me on,
avoid the controversy.
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Get out, Catherine.
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I didn't cheat.
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I took medicine h to help my brain
function at its highest level.
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You didn't have a prescription
for the medication.
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A dozen faculty members
at cambridge university
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admit to taking unprescribed adderall
to improveheir own academic performance
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, but nobody's expelling them.
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They're claiming it shows
poor moral character.
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And I reject that.
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Helicopter pilots take prescription
stimulants to stay alert.
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Medical interns take drugs for narcolepsy
so that they can work all night.
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Should we indict all of them as well?
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All they've done is use
a pharmacological tool
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so that they could do their work
more effectively.
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Certainly you're aware that harvard
has extremely high standards.
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- Of course.
- John F. Kennedy was a graduate
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As was the unabomber.
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- F.D.R.
- Hitler's foreign press secretary.
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Numerous literary
figures- emerson, thoreau-
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and the cardinal archbishop who shielded
child molesters from prosecution.
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For faculty, you had timothy
leary and his L.S.D.Experiments-
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ms. Coggins, do you want
to go to harvard or not?
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yeah, I do...
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desperately.
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My point is... harvard's not
perfect, but neither am I.
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But at every opportunity, I endeavor to
be the best possible version of myself.
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And that's all I was
doing by taking ritalin.
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The early trialshave been encouraging.
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It's in the stage 3 trials now.
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I want it.
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- Well, you can't have it.
- Why not?
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Because it's not F.D.A.Approved.
249
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- This drug is a long way...
- I don't care.
250
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Mr. Crane, I'm not allowed
to prescribe this medication.
251
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,990
And even if I were and did, you still
couldn't get it since it hasn't been-
252
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how long before it's
available to the public?
253
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My guess is at least two
years, probably three.
254
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The F.D.A.Hasn't even analyzed
the data of the trials...
255
00:14:45,961 --> 00:14:48,610
I- I'll-I'll bdead in three years
- Where's the drug? Who's got it?
256
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,530
Well, pfizer just bought the rights,
257
00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:53,695
but nobody can just
say, "okay, I'll give it to you"
258
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It would be illegal to do so unless you
get yourself enrolled in a clinical trial,
259
00:14:57,170 --> 00:15:00,200
but I think it's fully booked.
260
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,900
Let's be fair. It's not just the
S.A.T. That gets a person admitted.
261
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Of course not.
262
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:10,818
Margie, in fact, is also
A national merit finalist,
263
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captain of her swim team
class valedictiaN.
264
00:15:13,952 --> 00:15:17,360
We get applications from thousands
of national merit finalists,
265
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thousands of captains and
thousands of valedictorians.
266
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,800
But this one, you offered admission.
267
00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:25,900
Yes,ntil she admitted she had
used brain enhancent drugs.
268
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As do thousands of other students.
269
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:31,110
Do you have a way to weed all of
them out of your applicant pool?
270
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No.
271
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:36,200
And there's actually no policy
at harvard explicitly forbidding
272
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what you term "academic
doping," is there?
273
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:39,870
I think
in future-
274
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so you intend to enfortu
fure rules against her.
275
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Do you think that's fair?
276
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We consider her actions to be immoral,
277
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and we reserve our right to make
our admissions decisions accordingly.
278
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I've decided not to sue you.
279
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How sweet.
280
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:01,880
Listen,
281
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that part about me being desperate
for a distraction, that was true.
282
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,840
It isn't fair, Carl.
283
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:13,730
I have my health a-and my
mind is as sharp as-as...
284
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:19,730
well, you people come up with all
this medicine to-to-to keep us alive,
285
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:23,620
even thrive, and you don't
know what to do with us.
286
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,230
I was thinking...
287
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:30,910
if I were to come up with something
I could sue for, something legitimate,
288
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:33,900
and it could make
the firm money-
289
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:40,870
I suppose if you had a legitimate
cause of action, then we would-
290
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,550
drugs.
291
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:47,670
Uh, okay, they make them too
expensive, while in canada, you can-
292
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no.
293
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,050
Inflation.
294
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,230
Uh, our social security
payments don't keep pace-
295
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no.
296
00:16:56,680 --> 00:17:01,370
Look, some jobs still have
a mandatory retirement age.
297
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:03,860
No.
298
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,210
these are all legitimate.
299
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:09,130
Catherine, you have to have standing.
300
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:14,240
It has to directly impact you, harm you.
301
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:17,040
Look how insensitive you're being.
302
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,990
Th-this is exactly the problem.
303
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,700
We're just shoved aside as a nuisance.
304
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,840
I can't even watch television
shows, for god sake,
305
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:28,280
because the tworks
consider me irrelevant.
306
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,500
You'd think they don't
program for anybody over 50.
307
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:36,110
Is it any wonder I'm out
knocking over convenience stores?
308
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,430
You actually may have something there.
309
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:44,420
The networks- they're
supposed to serve the public.
310
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:50,620
Okay, Catherine... we'll take that case.
311
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:52,230
Really?
312
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,780
I'm over 50 myself...
313
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,220
and I nt something to watch.
314
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,580
- How we doing?
- Fine.
315
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:17,120
I got a hearing before
judge peyton tomorrow.
316
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,820
We'll take our best shot.
317
00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:25,370
Shirley's at the fat farm. You hear?
318
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,960
Why? She's not fat.
319
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:32,370
You know brides. They like to
get all skinny before the wedding.
320
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:35,900
It's all about how they
look in their dress.
321
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:44,630
You know the best part of having, uh...
322
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,300
mad cow?
323
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:51,180
Sometimes... not often...
324
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:56,540
I think we're still together.
325
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:02,790
As delusions go, it's
one of the better ones.
326
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,360
You gonna be okay, Denny,
attending her wedding?
327
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,440
Yeah. Well...
328
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,330
what I'm not okay with is...
329
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:24,540
sitting on my ass while my brain rots.
330
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:28,000
I have a big problem with that, though.
331
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:32,410
We go before judge
peyton in the morning.
332
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:37,390
Yeah, you told me.
333
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,000
You gonna stay here all night, Jerry?
334
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,800
It's not even clear those drugs gave
her all that much of an advantage.
335
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:56,650
She scored 99th percentile on the practice
test, which she took without the drugs.
336
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,380
Jerry, she cheated.
Let's not kid ourselves.
337
00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:00,850
Most kids get a bigger advantage
by taking the S.A.T. Prep program.
338
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:03,720
They actually can boost
scores by 150 points.
339
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,220
Those programs are legitimate.
340
00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,910
And not affordable to kids like margie.
341
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:07,640
Let's face it, katie.
342
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:10,030
The rich have such a leg
up in this college racket.
343
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:12,080
According to one chancellor,
in ivy league schools,
344
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:16,030
poor applicants really only
get a shot at 40% of the slots.
345
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,550
The rest are reserved
for families of privilege.
346
00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:22,380
Bu Jerry, you cannot be
a fan of academic doping.
347
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:25,080
I'm just saying...
348
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:30,750
life isn't an even playing
field, and for those who are...
349
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,780
weaker than...
350
00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:36,250
meaning you?
351
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:40,170
Jerry, you're not weaker
than. You have asperger'S.
352
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:45,610
You have no idea how afraid
I am to leave my apartment.
353
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,350
Every day...
354
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:50,990
every morning, I actually wonder,
355
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,250
will i get out the door or not?
356
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,410
It seems you win that battle every day.
357
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,820
Yeah... on drugs.
358
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,340
You cat sue the networks.
359
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,490
The airwaves, judge, are a public trust,
360
00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:15,040
at least as far as the
broadcast networks are concerned.
361
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,070
That's why they're regulated.
362
00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,510
It's still a business.
363
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,500
I mean, bungee jumping
might be regulated.
364
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,410
Are you saying that those outfits would
have a duty to service the elderly?
365
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,460
No, that would be unreasonable.
366
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:27,510
But to require a broadcaster
to program for everybody isn'T.
367
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,300
- Mr. Suck.
- Sack.
368
00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:31,560
Your honor
thervemay ha been a time,
369
00:21:31,595 --> 00:21:34,863
when it made practical business sense
to exclude the old, but not today.
370
00:21:34,898 --> 00:21:37,100
Americans over 50 make up
the fastest growing market.
371
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:38,560
It's about money,
not how many-
372
00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:42,030
really?Gee. I would've
never guessed that.
373
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:46,620
The baby boomers, now all over 50,
earn $2 trillion in annual income.
374
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,920
That's trillion.
375
00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:50,450
Madison avenue is after
the discretionary spender.
376
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,940
Yes, and people over 50
account for half of that, too.
377
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,890
Choose your statistic.
Go ahead. I've got you.
378
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,520
We've got more money.
We spend more money.
379
00:21:59,530 --> 00:22:01,540
We watch more television,
go to more movies.
380
00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:04,210
We buy more cds than young people do,
381
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:08,340
and yet we're the focus of less
than 10% of the advertising.
382
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,870
All thnetworks want
to do is skew younger.
383
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,410
Kid shows for kids.
384
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:16,840
You know, the only show unafraid
to have its stars over 50 is "b"-
385
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:20,870
gee, I can't say it. It
would, um, break the wall.
386
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,020
- Oh, mr. Suck.
- It's still sack.
387
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,770
I can't tell the networks
what shows to make.
388
00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:28,770
No, but yocan order
them not to discriminate.
389
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:32,950
What they're doing intentionally
excludes a class of society.
390
00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:34,160
That's bigotry.
391
00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:36,690
You know, we should be able
to turn on our damn televisions
392
00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:41,250
and see something other than reality
shows aimed at fourth graders,
393
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:45,150
games shows aimed at those
slightly smarter than fifth graders
394
00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:49,330
and scripted shows with
dim-witted,sex-crazed 20-somethings
395
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:52,020
running around in
suits or doctor scrubs.
396
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,320
Old people, the ones with intelligence,
don't want to watch that crap.
397
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:56,580
We're fed up!
398
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,840
You know, the networks might
think we're dead, but we're not.
399
00:22:59,850 --> 00:23:02,980
We're very much alive
with working brains.
400
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,210
Give us something to watch, damn it!
401
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,200
You ready, Denny?
402
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:22,830
Denny?
403
00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:30,910
What's wrong?
404
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:33,400
I must have nodded off.
405
00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:38,860
I was... dreaming about shirley.
406
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:42,160
We were on a bench.
407
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:45,310
She asked me to marry her.
408
00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:50,610
What a dream.
409
00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:56,900
Were my eyes closed when you came in?
410
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,580
Yeah.
411
00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:05,170
You must have nodded off.
412
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,840
You ready? We're due in court.
413
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:27,570
Mr. Shore, the supreme court
already ruled on this very issue.
414
00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:28,870
No, they didn't, judge.
415
00:24:28,890 --> 00:24:31,130
The supreme court, in
fact, refused to rule on it.
416
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,970
They couldn't be bothered
to even hear the case.
417
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:36,220
I'm sure if one of their friends were
dying, we would've had a different result.
418
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,634
- Oh, come on...
- Why can't mr. Crane
419
00:24:38,669 --> 00:24:42,970
take the drug and simply assume all
the inherent risks if he so chooses?
420
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,600
Because we don't let people
take drugs
421
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:48,150
while they're still in the investigative
stage, and with good reason.
422
00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:49,740
Think of the potential for abuse.
423
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,040
Potential for abuse?
424
00:24:52,050 --> 00:24:53,860
What's the downside? He could die?
425
00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,170
He's doing that anyway.
426
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:57,340
No, he isn'T. He could live
a long time with alzheimer'S.
427
00:24:57,350 --> 00:24:58,590
Which could be worse.
428
00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,890
And it's possible the disease
could take years to progress.
429
00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:02,290
He could have many
healthy years while we-
430
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:06,200
there are all kinds of
possibilities and choices.
431
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,740
Why can't they belong to the patient?
432
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,920
There is still so much that is still
so unknown about dimebolin that-
433
00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:13,670
yes,nd we'll assume all of the risks.
434
00:25:13,690 --> 00:25:14,620
Do I eve sget topeak?
435
00:25:14,630 --> 00:25:16,250
I'd prefer you didn'T.
We're wasting precious time.
436
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:19,510
Mr. Shore, I am a superior court judge.
437
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,940
I have to take my cues
from the appellate court.
438
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,080
On this issue, the law is clear.
439
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:27,995
A patient, even a dying patient,
440
00:25:28,030 --> 00:25:31,812
has no constitutional right
to experimental treatment.
441
00:25:31,847 --> 00:25:34,710
now do I agree with that
precedent? No, not really.
442
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:39,330
So this is what I will do- I'll certify
it to the massachusetts supreme court.
443
00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:43,440
Maybe they can find the authority
to give you what you want.
444
00:25:43,450 --> 00:25:46,420
We are adjourned.
445
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,400
So now what?
446
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,970
We go to the state supreme court.
447
00:25:54,990 --> 00:25:55,750
There's nine of them.
448
00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:59,950
Let's hope that at least one has a
relative who has an incurable disease.
449
00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:15,470
When was the last time a pretty lady sat
ne to you and sucked on your ear lobe?
450
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:20,330
And don't count the number of
times you had to pay for it.
451
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:22,560
How dare you?
452
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:23,810
I'm eating my lunch.
453
00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:27,580
Oh, come on, sweetheart.
Throw an old lady a bone.
454
00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:29,820
You are...
455
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,710
a shocking woman!
456
00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:36,590
Look, judge, I know this is-is
ex parte or some-whatever,
457
00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:41,210
uh, uh, some latin term that
means I can't gum your body parts.
458
00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:45,750
But why don't you just give me
something good to watch on tv?
459
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,520
I mean, the airwaves are
a public trust. Am I right?
460
00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:50,750
Uh, Catherine, what are you doing?
461
00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:53,150
She's trying to suck on my ear.
462
00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:55,610
That's what she's doing. Outrageous!
463
00:26:55,620 --> 00:27:00,210
Catherine, go inside the
courthouse. I'll meet you there. Now.
464
00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:10,520
I apologize, judge.
465
00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:13,740
You ask me, your client already
watches too much television.
466
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,960
And that smutty mouth.
467
00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,110
Sex, sex, sex, sex.
468
00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:19,470
That what you watch?
469
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,110
Silence!
470
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:26,550
uh, well, you know, judge, in addition
to there being little for us to watch,
471
00:27:26,570 --> 00:27:31,060
most of it stinks, and it's
partly this thing's fault.
472
00:27:31,070 --> 00:27:32,170
Whatre you talking about?
473
00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:34,460
Well, a lot of people are
on it while they're watching.
474
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,130
They no longer give television
their undivided attention.
475
00:27:37,150 --> 00:27:41,670
We're either on the phone or
we're texting or on the internet.
476
00:27:41,690 --> 00:27:44,520
So the producers, they
dumb down the plots,
477
00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:48,870
make it easier to keep up with
while their viewers multitask.
478
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,190
Really?
479
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,620
Kids nowadays watch an average of
three hours of television a day.
480
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,120
That's while being distracted.
481
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:58,200
People over 55, we watch 6 hours a day.
482
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,840
And we really watch.
483
00:28:00,850 --> 00:28:02,980
So why aren't they programming for us?
484
00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:05,530
You know, come on, do
these idiots a favor, judge.
485
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:08,840
Send these network bozos
a clue. Be a leader.
486
00:28:08,850 --> 00:28:14,430
And we can't wait for congress after
all, because, well, they're bozos, too.
487
00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:26,050
These are their minds
they're messing with.
488
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,370
We don't even know
the long-term damage.
489
00:28:28,390 --> 00:28:31,800
Now obviously, short of requiring
urinalysis at the S.A.T.S,
490
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:37,160
we can't monitor who is or isn't using,
but we can take a stand against the ones
491
00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:41,790
who are brazen about it, who
defend it as acceptable and fair.
492
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:46,500
Simply put, what margie coggins
did was decidedly unfair.
493
00:28:46,510 --> 00:28:48,910
It's cheating.
494
00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:52,560
Not in keeping with
the ideals of harvard.
495
00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:56,310
I got into harvard. Most don'T.
496
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,340
Harvard rejects over
90% of its applicants.
497
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,240
That's 90% of the best
high school students.
498
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:04,610
The rest don't even bother applying.
499
00:29:04,630 --> 00:29:09,130
The problem is, every parent
wants their kid to go to harvard.
500
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:12,170
Parents push, nudge. Me kick.
501
00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:14,630
Look at the climate we've created.
502
00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:19,290
80% of honors and advance-placement
students cheat, not once or twice,
503
00:29:19,310 --> 00:29:21,960
but on a regular basis.
504
00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:24,560
She didn'T. She didn't get
the test answers ahead of time.
505
00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:28,130
She didn't copy her neighbor's
paper. She used her own brain.
506
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:32,440
Yes, she used a prescription
stimulant to stay focused and alert.
507
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:36,640
At least 30% of college students
admit to doing the same thing.
508
00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:40,950
Not only are there currently no laws
against it, there are currently no rules.
509
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:44,220
These kids grow up in a
pervasive drug culture.
510
00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:46,672
We've got medications
not just to treat diseases,
511
00:29:46,707 --> 00:29:48,454
but simply to help you
do things better,
512
00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:51,040
be it sex, urinating, digesting.
513
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,850
We've got some to boost energy,
others to help you sleep.
514
00:29:53,890 --> 00:29:58,440
Better life, more productive
life through chemistry.
515
00:29:58,770 --> 00:30:04,080
The drug we're talking about here is used
off label by many to boost brain power.
516
00:30:04,090 --> 00:30:05,870
Personally...
517
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,190
I've tried medication to
help with my asperger'S.
518
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,970
Some worked. They made
me feel safer emotionally.
519
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,030
Should I not get that right?
520
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,340
Or are drugs for emotions
okay, but cognition, no?
521
00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:26,840
Or should the rule be for
disorder, yes, but enhancement, no?
522
00:30:26,870 --> 00:30:28,450
Where do you draw that line?
523
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,730
She didn't have a prescription
for the ones she took.
524
00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:33,040
True, but many kids do
this. She's no different.
525
00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:34,110
Except she got caught.
526
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,920
She didn't get caught. She
was simply honest about it.
527
00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:41,430
Honesty-that's the infraction that's getting
her bounced on moral character grounds.
528
00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:45,200
Hypocrisy might be a better word.
529
00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,770
what are you doing?
530
00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:26,440
I'm giving the bride away, remember?
531
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,400
I'H. M practicing.
532
00:31:30,470 --> 00:31:32,710
I want to get it right.
533
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,510
And she's gonna make
a magnificent bride...
534
00:31:37,530 --> 00:31:40,690
- for the seventh time.
- yeah.
535
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,960
Need something?
536
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:51,020
Denny, the massachusetts
supreme court, they said no.
537
00:31:55,370 --> 00:31:56,240
any appeal?
538
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,557
Well, to the U.S.Supreme court
but,
539
00:31:58,592 --> 00:32:01,047
they've already refused
to hear this very argument
540
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,610
so now what?
541
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:04,990
I'm not sure.
542
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,120
We can try to get you
into the clinical trials.
543
00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,210
- We could go to russia.
- We could.
544
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,560
Or we could go to atlanta.
545
00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:17,010
I hear the russians have kinda taken
over georgia, so we could go to atlanta.
546
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:19,160
It's another georgia that the
russians have gotten involved with-
547
00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:20,870
then we'll go to the real russia.
548
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:26,010
They got magnificent salmon
streams and no fish farms.
549
00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:31,560
What a road trip. Can you imagine
you and me on the loose in russia?
550
00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:32,450
that would be something.
551
00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:35,580
Go fly-fishing with putin. Look
him in the eye, see his soul.
552
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:40,800
Tell him to keep his big, ugly
head out of alaskan airspace.
553
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,030
Right after the wedding.
554
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:49,190
Off to russia.
555
00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,110
All right.
556
00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:06,810
I can't solve the brain
enhancement debate with one ruling.
557
00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:10,310
But in this case, the plaintiff
didn't have a prescription.
558
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,660
What she did was illegal.
559
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,540
I am not ordering
harvard to reinstate her.
560
00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:17,880
We're adjourned.
561
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,010
wh-what do I do now?
562
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,540
What's this?
563
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,410
Well...
564
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:37,350
this... would be...
a- a lecture, I guess.
565
00:33:38,270 --> 00:33:42,470
You said you geared your whole
life toward getting into harvard.
566
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:46,520
And now you think it's the
end of the world that...
567
00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:51,290
it's this very
uber-super-comepititive mentality
568
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,990
that caused you to take the pills
in the first place, margie, and-
569
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,790
mr. Espenson, you did get into harvard.
570
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,460
And it changed nothing.
571
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,890
I still popped, purred, hopped.
572
00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:03,130
I was still ridiculed.
Harvard didn't change it.
573
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:07,190
But I was so sure law school would,
because everybody respects lawyers.
574
00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:10,570
So I studied, studied,
made top of my class.
575
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:11,760
It changed nothing.
576
00:34:11,790 --> 00:34:14,900
But I was positive making partner would.
577
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,400
Well... guess what.
578
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:23,160
none of it can give you
self-acceptance. For that, you need-
579
00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:24,990
- a different ug?
- Exactly.
580
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,590
And-no.
No!
581
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,920
For self-acceptance, you need to
go to a far deeper, perhaps darker,
582
00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:33,960
certainly scarier place.
583
00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:37,760
Your problem, margie,
is your priorities.
584
00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,570
Harvard isn't going to give you
what's most important in life.
585
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,910
Trust me.
586
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,260
At first, I thought this case was like
every other case brought by this...
587
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,810
ridiculous law firm-
ridiculous and outrageous.
588
00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:04,130
But I can't ignore,
589
00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:09,725
ageism is one of the last
socially condoned bigotries.
590
00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:14,610
And it is rampant in this
broadcast network business.
591
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,250
They consider those of us
over 50 to be irrelevant.
592
00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:21,870
how is it possible that we are
not even a part of the target demo
593
00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:26,420
when we watch the most television
and spend the most money?
594
00:35:26,450 --> 00:35:29,220
My god, there are 87 million of us,
595
00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:33,810
and that number will grow
by 31 million more by 2020.
596
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,528
Are you really telling me that
it doesn't make sense
597
00:35:36,563 --> 00:35:39,216
to make television shows that
we want to watch?
598
00:35:39,251 --> 00:35:43,520
If I am to assume that the industry
is not run by a bunch of idiots,
599
00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:47,740
then I can only conclude that
omin's dated by prejudice.
600
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,750
The case stands.
601
00:35:51,570 --> 00:35:53,890
Adjourned.
602
00:35:57,350 --> 00:35:59,940
well, well, well.
603
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,120
Congratulations, Catherine.
604
00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:03,580
You know...
605
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,990
old people have active sex lives, too.
606
00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:12,010
My trailer or yours?
607
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:01,060
Denny.
608
00:37:04,030 --> 00:37:06,260
Carl.
609
00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:09,540
Uh, I was, uh...
610
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,770
just practicing.
611
00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:17,200
I- I want to give her away right.
612
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,990
Listen, I, um...
613
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,700
I appreciate you being such A...
614
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,020
well, a great sport about this.
615
00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:30,690
I know that on
some level, it-
616
00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:32,760
what?Oh, my jiminy christmas!
617
00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:36,200
Denny! Denny! We're goin' back!
We're goin' back! We're goin' back!
618
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:37,980
- What are you talk- -
the case!The case! The case!
619
00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:40,520
I just got off the phone withhe
clerk's office. The massachusetts-
620
00:37:40,530 --> 00:37:43,160
- slow down.
- We're on our way!
621
00:37:43,170 --> 00:37:44,870
- R-russia?
- Not russia.
622
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,610
- Atlanta?
- No, washington!
623
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:49,129
The massachusetts supreme court
on their own initiative,.
624
00:37:49,164 --> 00:37:50,942
petitioned the U.S.Supreme court
625
00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,720
This time, they agreed to hear it.
626
00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:54,390
- Hear what?
- Our case!
627
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,450
- What?
- We're going back to the supreme court!
628
00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:57,540
- When?
- Next week.
629
00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:59,320
- Next week?
- Next week!
630
00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:03,040
- supreme court!
- Supreme court!
631
00:38:03,050 --> 00:38:04,900
sorry, Carl. Don't mean to exclude you.
632
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:09,940
- Supreme court!
- Supreme court!
633
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,010
working late again?
634
00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:25,940
It's myth the workload
drops when you make partner.
635
00:38:25,950 --> 00:38:28,760
Get out while you still can.
636
00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:33,960
Jerry, can I say something?
637
00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:39,380
Your comment about you
being weaker than...
638
00:38:39,390 --> 00:38:42,260
I've been thinking
about it, and I disagree.
639
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:46,060
I quite think you might be the
bravest person I've ever met.
640
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:47,810
Why?
641
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:52,180
Just the way you take on your
various challenges every day.
642
00:38:52,190 --> 00:38:55,020
There aren't many men like you, Jerry.
643
00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:01,510
thanks.
644
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,940
How about we go for a drink?
645
00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:07,910
We had a good day.
646
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,980
We actually lost, come to think of
it. All the more reason. Shall we?
647
00:39:11,990 --> 00:39:14,400
As colleagues?
648
00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:18,280
Jerry, let's go for a drink.
649
00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:22,870
I'll meet you by the elevator?
650
00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:47,703
do you think the supreme court,
651
00:39:47,738 --> 00:39:51,721
when they agreed to
take this case, knew it was us?
652
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,930
I don't know.
653
00:39:54,950 --> 00:39:57,550
Maybe they want a rematch.
654
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,200
You'll kick their asses again.
655
00:40:00,210 --> 00:40:02,700
they'll have to bring in more justices.
656
00:40:02,710 --> 00:40:05,370
I think they're only allowed the nine.
657
00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:09,490
hey, maybe I'll retire after this.
658
00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:12,070
- Don't be ridiculous.
- Well, what better way to go out?
659
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,650
My last case-in front
of the supreme court.
660
00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:19,990
- Now there's a finale, Alan.
- They should put it on tv.
661
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,760
We'd get ratings.
662
00:40:20,770 --> 00:40:23,650
If they promoted us, of course, I think
there's a law against promoting us.
663
00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:26,150
Seems to be.
664
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:31,940
What would you do if you
retired, Denny, seriously?
665
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,570
- Fish.
- Every day?
666
00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:38,510
Not every day. I'd have sex some days.
667
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:43,320
Maybe I should invite ruth bader
ginsburg to come to nimmo bay with me.
668
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:44,610
What about me?
669
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,650
You can borrow magazines
from clarence thomas.
670
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,480
oh, won't they be so
happy to see us again?
671
00:40:53,490 --> 00:40:55,380
- The rematch.
- the rematch.
672
00:40:55,390 --> 00:40:59,110
- Grand finale.
- Special 9:00 start time.
673
00:41:05,070 --> 00:41:08,190
I made another desion today.
674
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,320
Which is?
675
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,850
I'm not dying.
676
00:41:13,870 --> 00:41:15,550
I like that idea.
677
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,660
I'm gonna get my hands on this drug one
way or another. Hell, this is america.
678
00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:21,880
- If we have to,
we'- - bribe.
679
00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:23,550
Damn right.
680
00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:28,130
And even if I fail, they say if
you keep getting excited about life,
681
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,230
the blood rushes to your brain better.
682
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:36,450
I'll love life, Alan,
even if it kills me.
683
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,370
I'll fish, I'll be with you.
684
00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:46,540
I'll love life, Alan.
685
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:50,940
And next week, I'll love life in
washington in front of the supreme court.
686
00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:54,000
And after that, I'll
love it in-in nimmo bay-
687
00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:55,340
with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
688
00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:56,980
- She wants me.
- I saw that.
689
00:41:56,990 --> 00:41:59,170
Hey, maybe she persuaded
them to take this case.
690
00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:01,110
To be closer to you.
691
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,800
Oh, Ruthie, Ruthie, Ruthie.
692
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:07,960
Here we come.
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