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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,330 previously on boston legal 2 00:00:02,340 --> 00:00:04,930 have an 80% chance of getting alzheimer's? 3 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:07,290 Have you been feeling other symptoms lately? 4 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,310 Sometimes I feel a little foggy. 5 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:11,030 I don't seem to always get things. 6 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:14,030 We all know it, we laugh it off, we say, "isn't the mad cow cute?" 7 00:00:14,070 --> 00:00:17,440 At what point do we all admit the man needs help? 8 00:00:17,470 --> 00:00:18,650 The firm is going broke? 9 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,330 We may have to shut our doors. 10 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,990 Did I know this and forget? 11 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:24,180 You've been almost like a big sister to me. 12 00:00:24,230 --> 00:00:26,650 If you knew this cra Catherine piper... 13 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:28,490 do you think they considered me sane? 14 00:00:28,530 --> 00:00:31,350 If only they could know you like I do. 15 00:00:54,590 --> 00:00:57,600 hello, dear. May I help you? 16 00:00:57,610 --> 00:00:59,920 Yeah, I'm looking for a lawyer. 17 00:00:59,940 --> 00:01:02,340 Uh, yes, I suspected as much. 18 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:04,100 You're in a law firm. 19 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:06,060 Uh, what have you done, dear? 20 00:01:06,090 --> 00:01:08,960 Well, I, uh, I got into harvard, and then- 21 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:12,580 a pretty little thing like you? oh, please. 22 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:14,760 Who'd we do, sweetheart? 23 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:18,710 Then they rescinded my admission, and now I would like to sue them. 24 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:20,270 of course you would. 25 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:23,770 Um, katie, be a dear and help this young lady. 26 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,900 Uh, katie will help you, dear. 27 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,260 Why don't we go to the conference room? 28 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:35,930 Hello. 29 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,380 who are you? 30 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,180 Uh, I'm Catherine, honey. D- who are you? 31 00:01:41,190 --> 00:01:43,320 Carl Sack. May I help you? 32 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:45,620 I doubt it. 33 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,300 Uh, you strike me as pushy. 34 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:53,930 May I ask, and I think I may, being, uh, a senior partner, just wh-what... 35 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:55,960 what are you doing here? 36 00:01:55,970 --> 00:01:58,140 I work here, dear. 37 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,920 - You work here? - Yes, dear. 38 00:01:59,930 --> 00:02:00,940 Who hired you? 39 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:02,620 Shirley schmidt did, dear. 40 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:05,570 She's my older sister. 41 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:07,990 I think if shirley schmidt had hired you, she would've told me. 42 00:02:08,010 --> 00:02:11,270 Really? Does she tell you everything? 43 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,830 Did she tell you she went to cabo for the week? 44 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:18,270 She did, and she left me a contact number... 45 00:02:18,290 --> 00:02:20,520 if you can imagine. 46 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:22,020 Well, that's lovely. 47 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:26,330 did she tell you her calls were being forwarded to her younger sister? 48 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:29,580 Hello. Who's calling, please? 49 00:02:29,590 --> 00:02:32,110 Is it the pushy man? 50 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:06,880 okay, Denny, I want you to count backwards by sevens from a hundred. 51 00:03:06,890 --> 00:03:08,170 Why? 52 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:10,030 It's just a test. 53 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:13,000 100... 54 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,370 93... 55 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:20,220 Uh, 86... 81... 75... 56 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:22,970 4-4, I meant to say. 4... 57 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:26,360 Uh, 1984, like the orwell- 58 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:28,170 74... 59 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,580 Who the hell wrote that? 60 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,710 No, no, you were down to 74 not 84. 61 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:33,890 W- whatever. 62 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:34,940 Continue, please. 63 00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:39,200 74... 67... Hell of year-'67. 64 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,090 The sox won the pennant. 65 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:46,140 Jimmy Lonborg pitched a 2-hitter second game, Anyaz plunked two out. 66 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:47,320 Hell of a game. 67 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:49,790 Who pitched the first game of tt world series? 68 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,320 Jose Santiago against, uh, Bob Gibson. 69 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:55,290 Gibson pitched, uh, three times, won the series. 70 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:58,300 Who's the best pitcher for the sox this year? 71 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,002 don't tell me. josh pecker. 72 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,844 Hell of a pitcher, pecker. 73 00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:12,220 who's the best hitter? 74 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:17,730 Uh, that's, uh, that black guy- uh, the, um- ortiz. David ortiz. 75 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:21,190 He's half black, half mexican, half dominican. 76 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,680 Who's the president of the united states? 77 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,240 Barack obama. 78 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,115 He's half hawaiian, half kenyan 79 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:32,840 half black and half, uh, halle berry. 80 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:34,370 it has progressed. 81 00:04:34,380 --> 00:04:38,940 Last year, we were at stage, which is basically mild cognitive decline. 82 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:42,360 Now's more like stage 4, which is moderate. 83 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:44,170 Talk to me like I'm in the room, would you? 84 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:45,920 I am. 85 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:47,720 You remember yesterday very well, 86 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:51,586 but forming new memories is obviously more difficult. 87 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,610 Cut to the punch line. 88 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,990 You're in the early stages of alzheimer'S. 89 00:04:57,010 --> 00:05:00,130 We're not talking about precursor's anymore. 90 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:03,560 It's here. 91 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,840 academic doping? 92 00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:29,310 Yeah. You find a friend with a prescription for ritalin or adderall, 93 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,010 and you pop some pills to help study and stay focused the day of the S.A.T. 94 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,790 - And you did this? - Yeah. It's not illegal. 95 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,300 And how'd you do on the S.A.T.? 96 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:40,910 I got a rfect score. 97 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,860 And I was accepted to harvard... 98 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:47,780 which is fairly newsworthy given I went to your average small-town public school. 99 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:50,820 I did an interview with the local paper... 100 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:54,950 where I was quoted as saying ritalin was a godsend when it came to test taking. 101 00:05:54,970 --> 00:05:57,110 And that sparked a whole debate in the comments section- 102 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,870 is it ethical, is it not- and the boston papers picked it up, 103 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:04,170 and suddenly I'm in the middle of this controversy that harvard wants no part of, 104 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:07,140 so they rescind my offer of admission. 105 00:06:07,150 --> 00:06:08,656 well, I believe taking A, 106 00:06:08,691 --> 00:06:11,463 controlled substance without A prescription actually is illegal. 107 00:06:11,498 --> 00:06:16,770 No, it's a study aid, just one step above potent coffee. 108 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:20,430 So what would you like us to do? 109 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:23,320 Get me reinstated at harvard. 110 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:25,120 I didn't do anything to deserve this. 111 00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:28,180 I mean, they're singling me out, and now no school will take me. 112 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,400 Where are your parents with all this? 113 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:33,170 Beyond devastated. 114 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:37,110 It was their dream to see their little girl go to harvard. 115 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:43,070 I have to fix this. I screwed it up... 116 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:47,350 and I have to fix this. 117 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:57,360 What are you doing at my desk? 118 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,390 I- I was just straightening up. 119 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,390 That's what assistants do. 120 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:03,740 You're not my assistant. 121 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:04,730 Yes, I am, dear. 122 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:07,020 No, I have an as- 123 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,200 where is she? 124 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:11,240 Oh, francine? I fired her. 125 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:14,100 too pretty, too young- she's a distraction. 126 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,460 All right, I'm calling security. 127 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:19,120 Look, honey, you sure you want to make trouble for shirley's sister? 128 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:20,140 I mean, after all- 129 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:25,010 your name is Catherine piper. You were fired for, among other things, being psychotic. 130 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:27,840 I also have cancer, dear. 131 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,620 There. It's out. 132 00:07:33,630 --> 00:07:39,540 I am desperate for a distraction, anything to occupy myself while... 133 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:43,150 I'm sorry. I didn't come here to indulge... 134 00:07:43,410 --> 00:07:45,290 you have cancer? 135 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,350 Not really, but I could get some if you'd like. 136 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:49,320 Oh, 9-1-1. 137 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:55,080 Look, if I could just work here on a temporary- oh, sorry. 138 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:01,530 9-1-1. what's the emergency? 139 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,520 How did... 140 00:08:10,130 --> 00:08:12,980 I'm afraid they said no. 141 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:18,260 But... did you point out I didn't actually violate any policy or- 142 00:08:18,270 --> 00:08:21,090 they're citing hones, moral character. 143 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:23,690 Uh, everody's doing it. 144 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,680 - I realize that, but- - but you went public, margie. 145 00:08:26,690 --> 00:08:30,480 We can take it to court, but I wouldn't expect to be successful. 146 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:32,900 Oh, we-we have to try. 147 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:35,330 I have geared my whole life toward going to harvard. 148 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:38,330 I just... 149 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:43,280 I need to try. Please. 150 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:45,970 I don't know, Jerry. 151 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:47,730 You say she didn't have a prescription. 152 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:50,430 All the kids are doing this, Alan- geing it without prescriptions. 153 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,620 Well, that's not much of an argument. 154 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,259 You could argue that rescinding her admission 155 00:08:55,294 --> 00:08:57,879 is arbitrary since they have no official policy. 156 00:08:58,324 --> 00:09:01,460 Alan. Um, hey, Jerry. 157 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:05,330 Alan, there's a drug- it's called uh, dimebolin, 158 00:09:05,365 --> 00:09:07,634 something like- hat- and I want it. 159 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,860 My doctor won't give it to me. It's from russia. It stems off alzheimer'S. 160 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:11,680 Denny, slow down. 161 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,150 I can't at the moment. I've taken a little too much adderall. 162 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:14,920 Adderall? 163 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:17,260 See? That's what margie takes, that ainital. 164 00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:18,440 Ritalin. I love ritalin. 165 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:21,170 Denny, what did we agree on regarding your medicines? 166 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:22,750 I would be in charge. 167 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm the one with the alzheimer'S. 168 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:28,360 I'll take what I want, and right now, I want dimebolin. 169 00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:31,010 And you've gotta help me get it. 170 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,230 You okay, Jerry? 171 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,050 Academic doping... 172 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,190 it has such a stigma to it. 173 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:51,450 What about emotional doping? 174 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:54,170 What do you mean? 175 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:56,590 That's what I do- emotional doping. 176 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:59,780 I take my little helpers to... 177 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:04,140 do you think it reflects poorly on my moral character? 178 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:04,860 No. 179 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:06,480 What's the difference? 180 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:09,610 Well, your medication is prescribed for one thing. Mostly. 181 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:15,240 And second, you have a specific, diagnosed condition, Jerry- asperger's syndrome. 182 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,840 Three years ago, you couldn't even make eye contact. 183 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:21,720 I take pills that affect my brain to help me perform better. 184 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:25,710 Jerry, I'm the first one to say we have an overmedicated society. 185 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:28,240 We've got 3 year olds on antipsychotics. 186 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:31,110 People who don't even have high cholesterol take statins. 187 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,950 People take sleep aids when maybe they should just read a book or masturbate. 188 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,340 I- it's out of control. 189 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:40,000 But that's not to say that many drugs don't do a lot of good. 190 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,330 They save lives. 191 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:45,401 People need drugs like insulin or blood pressure medicine 192 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,778 to simply maintain their health 193 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:51,880 And drugs help some people to live normal, productive lives 194 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:54,250 who might otherwise not. 195 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,510 You fall into that category. 196 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,580 Popping pills to... 197 00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:02,190 get better S.A.T.Scores- that'S... 198 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,220 something different. 199 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,720 you are not working here, Catherine. 200 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,190 That much has been decided. 201 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:45,920 Well, then what are we doing in your office, behind closed doors... 202 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:51,740 where you could sexuallrava me with no witnesses to say it didn't happen? 203 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:55,280 We're here because I'm told you're a friend of Alan'S. 204 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,480 And as a courtesy to him and you, 205 00:11:57,490 --> 00:12:00,541 I thought I would at least give you An opportunity to explain 206 00:12:00,576 --> 00:12:02,657 why you're doing this 207 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:09,090 I'm doing it because I'm old and I'm bored. 208 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,680 All my friends are dead. 209 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:17,320 It's not like I could go skiing or-or mountain climbing or... 210 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:22,330 honestly, a-assuming I were qualified to be your assistant, 211 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:25,990 uh, would you employ somebody my age? 212 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,270 Probably not. 213 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,090 I didn't think so. 214 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,900 I got that on tape, dear. 215 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,950 Now I can e you for age discrimination. 216 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:41,070 Best you keep me on, avoid the controversy. 217 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:44,220 Get out, Catherine. 218 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,350 I didn't cheat. 219 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:59,420 I took medicine h to help my brain function at its highest level. 220 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,260 You didn't have a prescription for the medication. 221 00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:05,163 A dozen faculty members at cambridge university 222 00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:09,171 admit to taking unprescribed adderall to improveheir own academic performance 223 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,039 , but nobody's expelling them. 224 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:14,070 They're claiming it shows poor moral character. 225 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:15,220 And I reject that. 226 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:18,610 Helicopter pilots take prescription stimulants to stay alert. 227 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:22,030 Medical interns take drugs for narcolepsy so that they can work all night. 228 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,070 Should we indict all of them as well? 229 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:26,445 All they've done is use a pharmacological tool 230 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,677 so that they could do their work more effectively. 231 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:32,730 Certainly you're aware that harvard has extremely high standards. 232 00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:34,935 - Of course. - John F. Kennedy was a graduate 233 00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:36,090 As was the unabomber. 234 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,590 - F.D.R. - Hitler's foreign press secretary. 235 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,500 Numerous literary figures- emerson, thoreau- 236 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:45,290 and the cardinal archbishop who shielded child molesters from prosecution. 237 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:48,320 For faculty, you had timothy leary and his L.S.D.Experiments- 238 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:51,880 ms. Coggins, do you want to go to harvard or not? 239 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:56,300 yeah, I do... 240 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:58,270 desperately. 241 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:03,420 My point is... harvard's not perfect, but neither am I. 242 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:09,670 But at every opportunity, I endeavor to be the best possible version of myself. 243 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,810 And that's all I was doing by taking ritalin. 244 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,150 The early trialshave been encouraging. 245 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,870 It's in the stage 3 trials now. 246 00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:26,270 I want it. 247 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,360 - Well, you can't have it. - Why not? 248 00:14:28,395 --> 00:14:29,880 Because it's not F.D.A.Approved. 249 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,830 - This drug is a long way... - I don't care. 250 00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:35,470 Mr. Crane, I'm not allowed to prescribe this medication. 251 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,990 And even if I were and did, you still couldn't get it since it hasn't been- 252 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,600 how long before it's available to the public? 253 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,140 My guess is at least two years, probably three. 254 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,926 The F.D.A.Hasn't even analyzed the data of the trials... 255 00:14:45,961 --> 00:14:48,610 I- I'll-I'll bdead in three years - Where's the drug? Who's got it? 256 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,530 Well, pfizer just bought the rights, 257 00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:53,695 but nobody can just say, "okay, I'll give it to you" 258 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:57,140 It would be illegal to do so unless you get yourself enrolled in a clinical trial, 259 00:14:57,170 --> 00:15:00,200 but I think it's fully booked. 260 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,900 Let's be fair. It's not just the S.A.T. That gets a person admitted. 261 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:07,760 Of course not. 262 00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:10,818 Margie, in fact, is also A national merit finalist, 263 00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:13,917 captain of her swim team class valedictiaN. 264 00:15:13,952 --> 00:15:17,360 We get applications from thousands of national merit finalists, 265 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,400 thousands of captains and thousands of valedictorians. 266 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,800 But this one, you offered admission. 267 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:25,900 Yes,ntil she admitted she had used brain enhancent drugs. 268 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,990 As do thousands of other students. 269 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:31,110 Do you have a way to weed all of them out of your applicant pool? 270 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:31,990 No. 271 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:36,200 And there's actually no policy at harvard explicitly forbidding 272 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,900 what you term "academic doping," is there? 273 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:39,870 I think in future- 274 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,730 so you intend to enfortu fure rules against her. 275 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,730 Do you think that's fair? 276 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,810 We consider her actions to be immoral, 277 00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:50,970 and we reserve our right to make our admissions decisions accordingly. 278 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:59,770 I've decided not to sue you. 279 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,000 How sweet. 280 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:01,880 Listen, 281 00:16:01,915 --> 00:16:06,282 that part about me being desperate for a distraction, that was true. 282 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,840 It isn't fair, Carl. 283 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:13,730 I have my health a-and my mind is as sharp as-as... 284 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:19,730 well, you people come up with all this medicine to-to-to keep us alive, 285 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:23,620 even thrive, and you don't know what to do with us. 286 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,230 I was thinking... 287 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:30,910 if I were to come up with something I could sue for, something legitimate, 288 00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:33,900 and it could make the firm money- 289 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:40,870 I suppose if you had a legitimate cause of action, then we would- 290 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,550 drugs. 291 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:47,670 Uh, okay, they make them too expensive, while in canada, you can- 292 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,780 no. 293 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,050 Inflation. 294 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,230 Uh, our social security payments don't keep pace- 295 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,670 no. 296 00:16:56,680 --> 00:17:01,370 Look, some jobs still have a mandatory retirement age. 297 00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:03,860 No. 298 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,210 these are all legitimate. 299 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:09,130 Catherine, you have to have standing. 300 00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:14,240 It has to directly impact you, harm you. 301 00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:17,040 Look how insensitive you're being. 302 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,990 Th-this is exactly the problem. 303 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,700 We're just shoved aside as a nuisance. 304 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,840 I can't even watch television shows, for god sake, 305 00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:28,280 because the tworks consider me irrelevant. 306 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,500 You'd think they don't program for anybody over 50. 307 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:36,110 Is it any wonder I'm out knocking over convenience stores? 308 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,430 You actually may have something there. 309 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:44,420 The networks- they're supposed to serve the public. 310 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:50,620 Okay, Catherine... we'll take that case. 311 00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:52,230 Really? 312 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,780 I'm over 50 myself... 313 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,220 and I nt something to watch. 314 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,580 - How we doing? - Fine. 315 00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:17,120 I got a hearing before judge peyton tomorrow. 316 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,820 We'll take our best shot. 317 00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:25,370 Shirley's at the fat farm. You hear? 318 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,960 Why? She's not fat. 319 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:32,370 You know brides. They like to get all skinny before the wedding. 320 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:35,900 It's all about how they look in their dress. 321 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:44,630 You know the best part of having, uh... 322 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,300 mad cow? 323 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:51,180 Sometimes... not often... 324 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:56,540 I think we're still together. 325 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:02,790 As delusions go, it's one of the better ones. 326 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,360 You gonna be okay, Denny, attending her wedding? 327 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,440 Yeah. Well... 328 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,330 what I'm not okay with is... 329 00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:24,540 sitting on my ass while my brain rots. 330 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:28,000 I have a big problem with that, though. 331 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:32,410 We go before judge peyton in the morning. 332 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:37,390 Yeah, you told me. 333 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,000 You gonna stay here all night, Jerry? 334 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,800 It's not even clear those drugs gave her all that much of an advantage. 335 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:56,650 She scored 99th percentile on the practice test, which she took without the drugs. 336 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,380 Jerry, she cheated. Let's not kid ourselves. 337 00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:00,850 Most kids get a bigger advantage by taking the S.A.T. Prep program. 338 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:03,720 They actually can boost scores by 150 points. 339 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,220 Those programs are legitimate. 340 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,910 And not affordable to kids like margie. 341 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:07,640 Let's face it, katie. 342 00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:10,030 The rich have such a leg up in this college racket. 343 00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:12,080 According to one chancellor, in ivy league schools, 344 00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:16,030 poor applicants really only get a shot at 40% of the slots. 345 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,550 The rest are reserved for families of privilege. 346 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:22,380 Bu Jerry, you cannot be a fan of academic doping. 347 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:25,080 I'm just saying... 348 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:30,750 life isn't an even playing field, and for those who are... 349 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,780 weaker than... 350 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:36,250 meaning you? 351 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:40,170 Jerry, you're not weaker than. You have asperger'S. 352 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:45,610 You have no idea how afraid I am to leave my apartment. 353 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,350 Every day... 354 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:50,990 every morning, I actually wonder, 355 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,250 will i get out the door or not? 356 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,410 It seems you win that battle every day. 357 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,820 Yeah... on drugs. 358 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,340 You cat sue the networks. 359 00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,490 The airwaves, judge, are a public trust, 360 00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:15,040 at least as far as the broadcast networks are concerned. 361 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,070 That's why they're regulated. 362 00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,510 It's still a business. 363 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,500 I mean, bungee jumping might be regulated. 364 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,410 Are you saying that those outfits would have a duty to service the elderly? 365 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,460 No, that would be unreasonable. 366 00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:27,510 But to require a broadcaster to program for everybody isn'T. 367 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,300 - Mr. Suck. - Sack. 368 00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:31,560 Your honor thervemay ha been a time, 369 00:21:31,595 --> 00:21:34,863 when it made practical business sense to exclude the old, but not today. 370 00:21:34,898 --> 00:21:37,100 Americans over 50 make up the fastest growing market. 371 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:38,560 It's about money, not how many- 372 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:42,030 really?Gee. I would've never guessed that. 373 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:46,620 The baby boomers, now all over 50, earn $2 trillion in annual income. 374 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,920 That's trillion. 375 00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:50,450 Madison avenue is after the discretionary spender. 376 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,940 Yes, and people over 50 account for half of that, too. 377 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,890 Choose your statistic. Go ahead. I've got you. 378 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,520 We've got more money. We spend more money. 379 00:21:59,530 --> 00:22:01,540 We watch more television, go to more movies. 380 00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:04,210 We buy more cds than young people do, 381 00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:08,340 and yet we're the focus of less than 10% of the advertising. 382 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,870 All thnetworks want to do is skew younger. 383 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,410 Kid shows for kids. 384 00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:16,840 You know, the only show unafraid to have its stars over 50 is "b"- 385 00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:20,870 gee, I can't say it. It would, um, break the wall. 386 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,020 - Oh, mr. Suck. - It's still sack. 387 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,770 I can't tell the networks what shows to make. 388 00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:28,770 No, but yocan order them not to discriminate. 389 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:32,950 What they're doing intentionally excludes a class of society. 390 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:34,160 That's bigotry. 391 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:36,690 You know, we should be able to turn on our damn televisions 392 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:41,250 and see something other than reality shows aimed at fourth graders, 393 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:45,150 games shows aimed at those slightly smarter than fifth graders 394 00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:49,330 and scripted shows with dim-witted,sex-crazed 20-somethings 395 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:52,020 running around in suits or doctor scrubs. 396 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,320 Old people, the ones with intelligence, don't want to watch that crap. 397 00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:56,580 We're fed up! 398 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,840 You know, the networks might think we're dead, but we're not. 399 00:22:59,850 --> 00:23:02,980 We're very much alive with working brains. 400 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,210 Give us something to watch, damn it! 401 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,200 You ready, Denny? 402 00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:22,830 Denny? 403 00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:30,910 What's wrong? 404 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:33,400 I must have nodded off. 405 00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:38,860 I was... dreaming about shirley. 406 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:42,160 We were on a bench. 407 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:45,310 She asked me to marry her. 408 00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:50,610 What a dream. 409 00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:56,900 Were my eyes closed when you came in? 410 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,580 Yeah. 411 00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:05,170 You must have nodded off. 412 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,840 You ready? We're due in court. 413 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:27,570 Mr. Shore, the supreme court already ruled on this very issue. 414 00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:28,870 No, they didn't, judge. 415 00:24:28,890 --> 00:24:31,130 The supreme court, in fact, refused to rule on it. 416 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,970 They couldn't be bothered to even hear the case. 417 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:36,220 I'm sure if one of their friends were dying, we would've had a different result. 418 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,634 - Oh, come on... - Why can't mr. Crane 419 00:24:38,669 --> 00:24:42,970 take the drug and simply assume all the inherent risks if he so chooses? 420 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,600 Because we don't let people take drugs 421 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:48,150 while they're still in the investigative stage, and with good reason. 422 00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:49,740 Think of the potential for abuse. 423 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,040 Potential for abuse? 424 00:24:52,050 --> 00:24:53,860 What's the downside? He could die? 425 00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,170 He's doing that anyway. 426 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:57,340 No, he isn'T. He could live a long time with alzheimer'S. 427 00:24:57,350 --> 00:24:58,590 Which could be worse. 428 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,890 And it's possible the disease could take years to progress. 429 00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:02,290 He could have many healthy years while we- 430 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:06,200 there are all kinds of possibilities and choices. 431 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,740 Why can't they belong to the patient? 432 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,920 There is still so much that is still so unknown about dimebolin that- 433 00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:13,670 yes,nd we'll assume all of the risks. 434 00:25:13,690 --> 00:25:14,620 Do I eve sget topeak? 435 00:25:14,630 --> 00:25:16,250 I'd prefer you didn'T. We're wasting precious time. 436 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:19,510 Mr. Shore, I am a superior court judge. 437 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,940 I have to take my cues from the appellate court. 438 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,080 On this issue, the law is clear. 439 00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:27,995 A patient, even a dying patient, 440 00:25:28,030 --> 00:25:31,812 has no constitutional right to experimental treatment. 441 00:25:31,847 --> 00:25:34,710 now do I agree with that precedent? No, not really. 442 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:39,330 So this is what I will do- I'll certify it to the massachusetts supreme court. 443 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:43,440 Maybe they can find the authority to give you what you want. 444 00:25:43,450 --> 00:25:46,420 We are adjourned. 445 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,400 So now what? 446 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,970 We go to the state supreme court. 447 00:25:54,990 --> 00:25:55,750 There's nine of them. 448 00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:59,950 Let's hope that at least one has a relative who has an incurable disease. 449 00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:15,470 When was the last time a pretty lady sat ne to you and sucked on your ear lobe? 450 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:20,330 And don't count the number of times you had to pay for it. 451 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:22,560 How dare you? 452 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:23,810 I'm eating my lunch. 453 00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:27,580 Oh, come on, sweetheart. Throw an old lady a bone. 454 00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:29,820 You are... 455 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,710 a shocking woman! 456 00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:36,590 Look, judge, I know this is-is ex parte or some-whatever, 457 00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:41,210 uh, uh, some latin term that means I can't gum your body parts. 458 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:45,750 But why don't you just give me something good to watch on tv? 459 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,520 I mean, the airwaves are a public trust. Am I right? 460 00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:50,750 Uh, Catherine, what are you doing? 461 00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:53,150 She's trying to suck on my ear. 462 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:55,610 That's what she's doing. Outrageous! 463 00:26:55,620 --> 00:27:00,210 Catherine, go inside the courthouse. I'll meet you there. Now. 464 00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:10,520 I apologize, judge. 465 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:13,740 You ask me, your client already watches too much television. 466 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,960 And that smutty mouth. 467 00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,110 Sex, sex, sex, sex. 468 00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:19,470 That what you watch? 469 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,110 Silence! 470 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:26,550 uh, well, you know, judge, in addition to there being little for us to watch, 471 00:27:26,570 --> 00:27:31,060 most of it stinks, and it's partly this thing's fault. 472 00:27:31,070 --> 00:27:32,170 Whatre you talking about? 473 00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:34,460 Well, a lot of people are on it while they're watching. 474 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,130 They no longer give television their undivided attention. 475 00:27:37,150 --> 00:27:41,670 We're either on the phone or we're texting or on the internet. 476 00:27:41,690 --> 00:27:44,520 So the producers, they dumb down the plots, 477 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:48,870 make it easier to keep up with while their viewers multitask. 478 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,190 Really? 479 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,620 Kids nowadays watch an average of three hours of television a day. 480 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,120 That's while being distracted. 481 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:58,200 People over 55, we watch 6 hours a day. 482 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,840 And we really watch. 483 00:28:00,850 --> 00:28:02,980 So why aren't they programming for us? 484 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:05,530 You know, come on, do these idiots a favor, judge. 485 00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:08,840 Send these network bozos a clue. Be a leader. 486 00:28:08,850 --> 00:28:14,430 And we can't wait for congress after all, because, well, they're bozos, too. 487 00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:26,050 These are their minds they're messing with. 488 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,370 We don't even know the long-term damage. 489 00:28:28,390 --> 00:28:31,800 Now obviously, short of requiring urinalysis at the S.A.T.S, 490 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:37,160 we can't monitor who is or isn't using, but we can take a stand against the ones 491 00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:41,790 who are brazen about it, who defend it as acceptable and fair. 492 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:46,500 Simply put, what margie coggins did was decidedly unfair. 493 00:28:46,510 --> 00:28:48,910 It's cheating. 494 00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:52,560 Not in keeping with the ideals of harvard. 495 00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:56,310 I got into harvard. Most don'T. 496 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,340 Harvard rejects over 90% of its applicants. 497 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,240 That's 90% of the best high school students. 498 00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:04,610 The rest don't even bother applying. 499 00:29:04,630 --> 00:29:09,130 The problem is, every parent wants their kid to go to harvard. 500 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:12,170 Parents push, nudge. Me kick. 501 00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:14,630 Look at the climate we've created. 502 00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:19,290 80% of honors and advance-placement students cheat, not once or twice, 503 00:29:19,310 --> 00:29:21,960 but on a regular basis. 504 00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:24,560 She didn'T. She didn't get the test answers ahead of time. 505 00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:28,130 She didn't copy her neighbor's paper. She used her own brain. 506 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:32,440 Yes, she used a prescription stimulant to stay focused and alert. 507 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:36,640 At least 30% of college students admit to doing the same thing. 508 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:40,950 Not only are there currently no laws against it, there are currently no rules. 509 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:44,220 These kids grow up in a pervasive drug culture. 510 00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:46,672 We've got medications not just to treat diseases, 511 00:29:46,707 --> 00:29:48,454 but simply to help you do things better, 512 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:51,040 be it sex, urinating, digesting. 513 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,850 We've got some to boost energy, others to help you sleep. 514 00:29:53,890 --> 00:29:58,440 Better life, more productive life through chemistry. 515 00:29:58,770 --> 00:30:04,080 The drug we're talking about here is used off label by many to boost brain power. 516 00:30:04,090 --> 00:30:05,870 Personally... 517 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,190 I've tried medication to help with my asperger'S. 518 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,970 Some worked. They made me feel safer emotionally. 519 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,030 Should I not get that right? 520 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,340 Or are drugs for emotions okay, but cognition, no? 521 00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:26,840 Or should the rule be for disorder, yes, but enhancement, no? 522 00:30:26,870 --> 00:30:28,450 Where do you draw that line? 523 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,730 She didn't have a prescription for the ones she took. 524 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:33,040 True, but many kids do this. She's no different. 525 00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:34,110 Except she got caught. 526 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,920 She didn't get caught. She was simply honest about it. 527 00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:41,430 Honesty-that's the infraction that's getting her bounced on moral character grounds. 528 00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:45,200 Hypocrisy might be a better word. 529 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,770 what are you doing? 530 00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:26,440 I'm giving the bride away, remember? 531 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,400 I'H. M practicing. 532 00:31:30,470 --> 00:31:32,710 I want to get it right. 533 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,510 And she's gonna make a magnificent bride... 534 00:31:37,530 --> 00:31:40,690 - for the seventh time. - yeah. 535 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,960 Need something? 536 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:51,020 Denny, the massachusetts supreme court, they said no. 537 00:31:55,370 --> 00:31:56,240 any appeal? 538 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,557 Well, to the U.S.Supreme court but, 539 00:31:58,592 --> 00:32:01,047 they've already refused to hear this very argument 540 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,610 so now what? 541 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:04,990 I'm not sure. 542 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,120 We can try to get you into the clinical trials. 543 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,210 - We could go to russia. - We could. 544 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,560 Or we could go to atlanta. 545 00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:17,010 I hear the russians have kinda taken over georgia, so we could go to atlanta. 546 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:19,160 It's another georgia that the russians have gotten involved with- 547 00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:20,870 then we'll go to the real russia. 548 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:26,010 They got magnificent salmon streams and no fish farms. 549 00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:31,560 What a road trip. Can you imagine you and me on the loose in russia? 550 00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:32,450 that would be something. 551 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:35,580 Go fly-fishing with putin. Look him in the eye, see his soul. 552 00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:40,800 Tell him to keep his big, ugly head out of alaskan airspace. 553 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,030 Right after the wedding. 554 00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:49,190 Off to russia. 555 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,110 All right. 556 00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:06,810 I can't solve the brain enhancement debate with one ruling. 557 00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:10,310 But in this case, the plaintiff didn't have a prescription. 558 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,660 What she did was illegal. 559 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,540 I am not ordering harvard to reinstate her. 560 00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:17,880 We're adjourned. 561 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,010 wh-what do I do now? 562 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,540 What's this? 563 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,410 Well... 564 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:37,350 this... would be... a- a lecture, I guess. 565 00:33:38,270 --> 00:33:42,470 You said you geared your whole life toward getting into harvard. 566 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:46,520 And now you think it's the end of the world that... 567 00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:51,290 it's this very uber-super-comepititive mentality 568 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,990 that caused you to take the pills in the first place, margie, and- 569 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,790 mr. Espenson, you did get into harvard. 570 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,460 And it changed nothing. 571 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,890 I still popped, purred, hopped. 572 00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:03,130 I was still ridiculed. Harvard didn't change it. 573 00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:07,190 But I was so sure law school would, because everybody respects lawyers. 574 00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:10,570 So I studied, studied, made top of my class. 575 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:11,760 It changed nothing. 576 00:34:11,790 --> 00:34:14,900 But I was positive making partner would. 577 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,400 Well... guess what. 578 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:23,160 none of it can give you self-acceptance. For that, you need- 579 00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:24,990 - a different ug? - Exactly. 580 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,590 And-no. No! 581 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,920 For self-acceptance, you need to go to a far deeper, perhaps darker, 582 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:33,960 certainly scarier place. 583 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:37,760 Your problem, margie, is your priorities. 584 00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,570 Harvard isn't going to give you what's most important in life. 585 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,910 Trust me. 586 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,260 At first, I thought this case was like every other case brought by this... 587 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,810 ridiculous law firm- ridiculous and outrageous. 588 00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:04,130 But I can't ignore, 589 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:09,725 ageism is one of the last socially condoned bigotries. 590 00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:14,610 And it is rampant in this broadcast network business. 591 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,250 They consider those of us over 50 to be irrelevant. 592 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:21,870 how is it possible that we are not even a part of the target demo 593 00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:26,420 when we watch the most television and spend the most money? 594 00:35:26,450 --> 00:35:29,220 My god, there are 87 million of us, 595 00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:33,810 and that number will grow by 31 million more by 2020. 596 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,528 Are you really telling me that it doesn't make sense 597 00:35:36,563 --> 00:35:39,216 to make television shows that we want to watch? 598 00:35:39,251 --> 00:35:43,520 If I am to assume that the industry is not run by a bunch of idiots, 599 00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:47,740 then I can only conclude that omin's dated by prejudice. 600 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,750 The case stands. 601 00:35:51,570 --> 00:35:53,890 Adjourned. 602 00:35:57,350 --> 00:35:59,940 well, well, well. 603 00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,120 Congratulations, Catherine. 604 00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:03,580 You know... 605 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,990 old people have active sex lives, too. 606 00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:12,010 My trailer or yours? 607 00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:01,060 Denny. 608 00:37:04,030 --> 00:37:06,260 Carl. 609 00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:09,540 Uh, I was, uh... 610 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,770 just practicing. 611 00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:17,200 I- I want to give her away right. 612 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,990 Listen, I, um... 613 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,700 I appreciate you being such A... 614 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,020 well, a great sport about this. 615 00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:30,690 I know that on some level, it- 616 00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:32,760 what?Oh, my jiminy christmas! 617 00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:36,200 Denny! Denny! We're goin' back! We're goin' back! We're goin' back! 618 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:37,980 - What are you talk- - the case!The case! The case! 619 00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:40,520 I just got off the phone withhe clerk's office. The massachusetts- 620 00:37:40,530 --> 00:37:43,160 - slow down. - We're on our way! 621 00:37:43,170 --> 00:37:44,870 - R-russia? - Not russia. 622 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,610 - Atlanta? - No, washington! 623 00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:49,129 The massachusetts supreme court on their own initiative,. 624 00:37:49,164 --> 00:37:50,942 petitioned the U.S.Supreme court 625 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,720 This time, they agreed to hear it. 626 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:54,390 - Hear what? - Our case! 627 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,450 - What? - We're going back to the supreme court! 628 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:57,540 - When? - Next week. 629 00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:59,320 - Next week? - Next week! 630 00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:03,040 - supreme court! - Supreme court! 631 00:38:03,050 --> 00:38:04,900 sorry, Carl. Don't mean to exclude you. 632 00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:09,940 - Supreme court! - Supreme court! 633 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,010 working late again? 634 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:25,940 It's myth the workload drops when you make partner. 635 00:38:25,950 --> 00:38:28,760 Get out while you still can. 636 00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:33,960 Jerry, can I say something? 637 00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:39,380 Your comment about you being weaker than... 638 00:38:39,390 --> 00:38:42,260 I've been thinking about it, and I disagree. 639 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:46,060 I quite think you might be the bravest person I've ever met. 640 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:47,810 Why? 641 00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:52,180 Just the way you take on your various challenges every day. 642 00:38:52,190 --> 00:38:55,020 There aren't many men like you, Jerry. 643 00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:01,510 thanks. 644 00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,940 How about we go for a drink? 645 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:07,910 We had a good day. 646 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,980 We actually lost, come to think of it. All the more reason. Shall we? 647 00:39:11,990 --> 00:39:14,400 As colleagues? 648 00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:18,280 Jerry, let's go for a drink. 649 00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:22,870 I'll meet you by the elevator? 650 00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:47,703 do you think the supreme court, 651 00:39:47,738 --> 00:39:51,721 when they agreed to take this case, knew it was us? 652 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,930 I don't know. 653 00:39:54,950 --> 00:39:57,550 Maybe they want a rematch. 654 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,200 You'll kick their asses again. 655 00:40:00,210 --> 00:40:02,700 they'll have to bring in more justices. 656 00:40:02,710 --> 00:40:05,370 I think they're only allowed the nine. 657 00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:09,490 hey, maybe I'll retire after this. 658 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:12,070 - Don't be ridiculous. - Well, what better way to go out? 659 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,650 My last case-in front of the supreme court. 660 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:19,990 - Now there's a finale, Alan. - They should put it on tv. 661 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,760 We'd get ratings. 662 00:40:20,770 --> 00:40:23,650 If they promoted us, of course, I think there's a law against promoting us. 663 00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:26,150 Seems to be. 664 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:31,940 What would you do if you retired, Denny, seriously? 665 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,570 - Fish. - Every day? 666 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:38,510 Not every day. I'd have sex some days. 667 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:43,320 Maybe I should invite ruth bader ginsburg to come to nimmo bay with me. 668 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:44,610 What about me? 669 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,650 You can borrow magazines from clarence thomas. 670 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,480 oh, won't they be so happy to see us again? 671 00:40:53,490 --> 00:40:55,380 - The rematch. - the rematch. 672 00:40:55,390 --> 00:40:59,110 - Grand finale. - Special 9:00 start time. 673 00:41:05,070 --> 00:41:08,190 I made another desion today. 674 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,320 Which is? 675 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,850 I'm not dying. 676 00:41:13,870 --> 00:41:15,550 I like that idea. 677 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,660 I'm gonna get my hands on this drug one way or another. Hell, this is america. 678 00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:21,880 - If we have to, we'- - bribe. 679 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:23,550 Damn right. 680 00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:28,130 And even if I fail, they say if you keep getting excited about life, 681 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,230 the blood rushes to your brain better. 682 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:36,450 I'll love life, Alan, even if it kills me. 683 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,370 I'll fish, I'll be with you. 684 00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:46,540 I'll love life, Alan. 685 00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:50,940 And next week, I'll love life in washington in front of the supreme court. 686 00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:54,000 And after that, I'll love it in-in nimmo bay- 687 00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:55,340 with Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 688 00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:56,980 - She wants me. - I saw that. 689 00:41:56,990 --> 00:41:59,170 Hey, maybe she persuaded them to take this case. 690 00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:01,110 To be closer to you. 691 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,800 Oh, Ruthie, Ruthie, Ruthie. 692 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:07,960 Here we come. 54850

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