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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,210 Previously on Boston Legal 2 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,850 - Who is this guy? - Melvin Palmer 3 00:00:03,890 --> 00:00:05,670 State of Utah vs Denny Crane 4 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:07,650 I'll represent the hoot brothers 5 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:10,890 For once in your life, let me do the talking 6 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:12,370 Denny! 7 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:15,070 We were just, - Do you love him? 8 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,740 I think I do 9 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:20,670 This man makes partner, or I walk and take my name off the door with me 10 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:22,200 - Edwin Poole - Denny Crane 11 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,730 - Name on the door - Mine, too 12 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:25,580 - Crane - Poole and 13 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,470 Schmidt 14 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:50,590 Drop the bag, and I'll let you live! 15 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:53,570 Do it, bitch Don't make me cap you 16 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:57,350 Son, of all the places you could stick me ,you may have already stuck me, 17 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:58,830 I'd probably be the last to know 18 00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:00,650 - Drop the bag - Turnip! 19 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:03,070 For God's sake, what the hell are you 20 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:04,810 - Shirley? - Edwin? 21 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:06,340 Put that down What is wrong with you? 22 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:07,630 I am so sorry, Shirley 23 00:01:07,670 --> 00:01:10,280 Of all the people to mug I'll deal with him 24 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:14,412 This woman is a dear friend of mine, not to mention a partner 25 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:17,420 Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am 26 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:21,530 Edwin, who is this adorable child? 27 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,430 He's my foster,give me that! He's my foster son 28 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:26,940 I am so sorry, Shirley God, what is wrong with you? 29 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:28,080 You adopted a son? 30 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,120 Yeah, it was either that or take up fly - fishing 31 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,580 Shame, Turnip Shame 32 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:34,540 Look how full your cart is 33 00:01:34,550 --> 00:01:36,490 No wonder your bottom is so, - Turnip 34 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,350 - Full and plump - He gets cuter by the second 35 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:42,810 Isn't it the truth? Well, that's enough now Turnip Graves, Shirley Schmidt 36 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:44,570 Very nice to meet you, ma'am 37 00:01:44,610 --> 00:01:46,200 A true pleasure, sir 38 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:47,620 Well, it's,it's nice to see you again 39 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:51,240 You look great, and, uh, I'll deal with him Come here, you 40 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,760 Why would you do that and embarrass me like that? 41 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,930 How was I supposed to know you'd know the lady? 42 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:56,850 I know you're not supposed to walk around parking lots 43 00:01:56,890 --> 00:01:59,860 sticking people in the buttocks with a knife 44 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:30,440 What do you mean, you've got plans? 45 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:31,650 You said you were going out of town 46 00:02:31,690 --> 00:02:34,440 - I said I might go out of town, but, - Didn't invite me, did you? 47 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,040 Because I never made official plans 48 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,210 Who are you spending Thanksgiving with? 49 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:43,480 A friend Uh, you wouldn't like him 50 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,470 Who? 51 00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:46,710 - It's personal - Personal? 52 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,430 Well, you could come to I'll ask him 53 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,090 Who? 54 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:57,040 Technically, it would be 55 00:02:57,340 --> 00:03:00,210 Melvin Palmer 56 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,260 - You must be joking - He's a good guy 57 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:05,330 You're spending Thanksgiving with Melvin Palmer? 58 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:06,330 He's a hoot 59 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:07,780 No, y - you're putting me on 60 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,650 Well, I had no place else to go, and he called and, 61 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,980 When did you become friends with that bobo - head? 62 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,420 When he saved our asses 63 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:18,470 - He did not save our asses - He saved our asses in Utah 64 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:24,120 Are you being serious? 65 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,160 He's a decent guy 66 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,420 No, he is not He's nothing of the sort 67 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:30,496 - Look, - And you're not having dinner with him 68 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,420 We'll find somewhere else to go 69 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:36,700 But you will not ,will not, be spending Thanksgiving with that vile, 70 00:03:36,740 --> 00:03:38,100 - I like him - I don't care 71 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:41,020 No, forget it No 72 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:45,880 No Nope 73 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,060 Mugged? 74 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:54,070 You should've seen the size of the knife 75 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,770 - Are you okay? - No, I'm fine 76 00:03:55,810 --> 00:03:57,740 I - I just can't believe it happened 77 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,010 Shirley, you have to tell the police 78 00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:00,080 No, I don't want to do that 79 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,990 Shirley, it was an attempted armed robbery 80 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:03,680 Well, he's 9 years old, Carl 81 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,920 Oh, my God Now the homecoming is complete 82 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:08,540 Carl Sack, how are you, my friend? 83 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,540 Never liked you, but what the hey? I can be courteous 84 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:12,250 Shirl, hi, doll Sorry I'm late 85 00:04:12,290 --> 00:04:15,788 I hit some traffic, not to mention a few pedestrians 86 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,410 Just mowed,�'em right, I can see I've lost you 87 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:22,420 Shirley, I don't know what to say other than I'm so sorry 88 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,990 Edwin, how long have you had that boy? 89 00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:27,290 Six months I've enrolled him in finishing school, not to worry 90 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:29,430 What the hell is this? 91 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:31,920 You've sued me already? 92 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:33,010 - Did you read it? - Why would I? 93 00:04:33,050 --> 00:04:35,480 It's marked ,�privileged and confidential ,� 94 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:39,810 Edwin, it was hand - delivered to you because you were meant to read it 95 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:42,460 Ah, well, that's different 96 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,400 What does it say? 97 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,340 It says the firm is going broke 98 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:52,200 Funny Love her She's just, The firm is going broke? 99 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:54,380 But that was two days ago Things have changed 100 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:55,780 How? 101 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:58,380 We are broke 102 00:04:58,860 --> 00:04:59,790 When you say broke, 103 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:03,430 Crane, Poole & Schmidt is bankrupt We have no money Nada Zilch 104 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,070 We're busted 105 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:07,260 I'll call Congress They'll bail us out After all, we're rich 106 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,790 I know Hank Paulson Nutty guy 107 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,910 - Hey, that's mine - It's over, Edwin 108 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:16,350 We're done 109 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,760 I don't know what else to tell you, Edwin, other than, 110 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,540 You can tell me how it happened 111 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:36,929 We had investments in the market, 112 00:05:36,964 --> 00:05:39,831 we had massive receivables from banking industries, 113 00:05:39,866 --> 00:05:41,750 we had to take write - offs 114 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,550 You just beat the tobacco companies for millions of dollars 115 00:05:45,590 --> 00:05:48,130 You think we'll ever see a penny from that? 116 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:52,460 After all the appeals, that victory's going to end up costing us 117 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,760 Edwin 118 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,480 we may have to shut our doors 119 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,820 Do people know? 120 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,680 Only a certain few at this point 121 00:06:07,690 --> 00:06:10,080 So we're really done, then? 122 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:12,190 Canceled? 123 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,570 Carl may have overstated that 124 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:19,730 There are some possibilities I still have hope 125 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:26,790 I really thought I'd make it back 126 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:29,440 I was getting better and, uh 127 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:39,180 Listen, I bought a turkey 128 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,110 I'd love to have you over for thanksgiving on Thursday, 129 00:06:41,145 --> 00:06:43,607 maybe talk about old times and, uh, 130 00:06:43,642 --> 00:06:46,070 Edwin, thank you Um, I have plans 131 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,650 I'm hosting a little thing at my house 132 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:53,420 So I'll come to your house, then? 133 00:06:58,030 --> 00:06:59,040 Edwin Poole? 134 00:06:59,050 --> 00:07:01,380 Well, he kind of invited himself I, 135 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,070 We were supposed to have a quiet dinner 136 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:04,140 I know I'm sorry But, 137 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:05,670 And his little felon? 138 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,910 Well, he could be joining 139 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:07,690 Oh, Shirley 140 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:10,710 I know I wanted a quiet evening, too But somehow, 141 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,140 he had no place to go Wh - what was I going to say? 142 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:15,340 Uh, ,no,� comes to mind How about no,�? 143 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:16,110 Carl 144 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,820 A nice quiet Thanksgiving dinner, just the two of us, 145 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:19,790 that's how you billed it 146 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:20,860 And how I wanted it, 147 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,590 Shirley, I've got the research on the McClean, 148 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:24,830 I thought you'd gone to London 149 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:27,003 Oh, yes, I was planning to, but the 150 00:07:27,038 --> 00:07:29,247 airline screwed up with the tickets It's a long story 151 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,530 So suffice to say, I'll be staying put 152 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:35,410 Oh, well, that's too bad 153 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:39,080 I'm having a few people over Why don't you come to my house? 154 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,820 Oh, I wouldn't want to put you out 155 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,680 It wouldn't be any trouble 156 00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:44,470 Oh, well, sure I'd quite love that 157 00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:46,380 - Great 1:00, then - Splendid 158 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:49,360 Oh, w - would it be possible for me to bring Jerry? 159 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,200 I sort of ,when I thought that I didn't have plans, 160 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,160 Jerry would be more than welcome 161 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,390 Thank you I'll go tell him 162 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,040 Sorry 163 00:07:59,050 --> 00:08:01,020 The idea of spending a day alone with me, 164 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,210 you just can't bear it, can you? 165 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,400 Oh, you know that's not true 166 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:06,108 Can't we just look at this as a, 167 00:08:06,143 --> 00:08:08,541 gathering of a big dysfunctional family? 168 00:08:08,576 --> 00:08:10,018 Can we do that? 169 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:15,000 - What about us? - We can be dysfunctional 170 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:31,520 - There - Thank you 171 00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:34,350 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm,I'm fine I 172 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,010 just tend to get a little stressed when I host parties 173 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,260 Do you not remember? 174 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,830 But this is just a dinner 175 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:43,350 It is a Thanksgiving dinner, and let's face it, with this particular group, 176 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:47,620 the possibilities for catastrophe, - What? 177 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:51,970 Oh, hey, what We're off to a good start Come on 178 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:56,930 Surprise 179 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:57,890 Hey, Turnip beat you to it 180 00:08:57,930 --> 00:08:59,750 What were you doing, staring in my window? 181 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,320 Is this how it's gonna be, dump - on - Turnip day? 182 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,230 Ah, Turnip, hi I'm Mr Sack I've heard a lot about you 183 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:07,000 Hands on the wall - Oh, come on 184 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,060 Now, now, don't worry I do this to everybody 185 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,920 Yeah, try not to enjoy yourself, pops 186 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,570 - Oh, come on - Hello Welcome Hello 187 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:15,960 Mr Poole 188 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,060 Thank you, Carl 189 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,630 - Oh, what a beautiful home - Oh, thank you very much 190 00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:22,330 - Is it all paid for? - Turnip 191 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:24,279 - Not a bad question, actually considering, 192 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,205 Edwin 193 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,290 Here, give me your coats 194 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,020 Here Let me take those 195 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:30,010 Hey, are we late? 196 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:32,220 - No, you're just perfectly on time - Happy Thanksgiving 197 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:33,770 Thank you so much, Alan 198 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:35,920 Oh, Edwin When did they let you out? 199 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,770 They didn't 200 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,310 - well, shall we, go to the table? - Already? 201 00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:43,410 What happened, - We just got here 202 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,050 To small talk and mingling and picking at the turkey when nobody's looking? 203 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:47,100 Just be quiet, Turnip 204 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:48,590 I don't think I can get through this 205 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,260 You will get through this 206 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:55,760 Time - out 207 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:00,120 The,the food is hot, and, um, the table is set, so, 208 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,480 Thank God for GPS 209 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:04,550 That's the first thing I'm gonna be thankful for 210 00:10:04,590 --> 00:10:06,440 - Hey, how you doing, Jerry? - You invited him? 211 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,592 Looks like you've eaten already 212 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:12,420 You must be Shirley Schmidt I googled you, good, that's what I did 213 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,590 You need to update your headshot 214 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:16,130 Who's the little guy? - Edwin Poole 215 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,990 Melvin Palmer How are we doing, sport? 216 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,890 Don't touch me 217 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,180 Hey, I didn't get my hug yet, that's what I didn't get 218 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:25,510 I'll start with you, Al, you big hoot Come here! Oh, man! 219 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:27,870 This is like old home week, that's what this is like 220 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:30,020 Get in here, Denny 221 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:32,610 Thanks, Denny 222 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:53,140 All right, now look, it's probably a good thing, whoever that person is 223 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:54,250 Why is it a good thing? 224 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:56,460 He seems like a bit of an ice breaker 225 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,020 Ice breaker? The man could've saved the ,�Titanic ,� 226 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:00,710 Who the hell is that guy? 227 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,560 Listen, you said you like a little noise and chaos 228 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,020 Seems he'll be able to contribute to that 229 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:06,410 Oh, this is gonna be such a disaster 230 00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:08,740 It's not going to be a disaster 231 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,560 All right, look, I'm gonna go out there, I'll get everybody, 232 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,530 I'll get them to the table you take a second to collect yourself, 233 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:16,280 then come in, all right? 234 00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:19,720 It's gonna be great It's gonna be a splendid day 235 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:39,540 - Okay - Good idea Let's drink 236 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:44,430 Uh, D - Denny, I just wanted to say how nice it is to have all of you here 237 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,110 The food looks positively delicious 238 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:47,400 I don't know where to start 239 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,870 Well, you can start with a moment of silence, Melvin, or maybe an hour 240 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,540 Double hoot, that's what you are 241 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,930 - I'm a double hoot now - Perhaps we should pray 242 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:56,450 - Yeah, maybe for peace - Or start with grace 243 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:59,460 - Any volunteers, or shall I, - I'll say grace 244 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,530 Okay 245 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:08,599 - Dear God, - No, no, no, 246 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,480 - Maybe we should skip grace - You don't even believe in God How 247 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,050 - I do, too - A Christian God? 248 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,540 - Does it matter? - Well, it does to me 249 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,540 I'm not gonna let you pray to a Muslim God, not while I, 250 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,180 Why does he have to be either Christian or Muslim? 251 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,800 He could be Texan, that's what he could be 252 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,470 Well, I - I - if he chooses good over evil, he's Christian 253 00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:23,740 Why couldn't he be Jewish? 254 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:26,110 Are you nuts? 255 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,290 I am not giving thanks to a Jewish God, a Muslim God 256 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,880 Hindu maybe, 'cause they love sheep 257 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,860 - Jew hater - What? 258 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,030 - Edwin, Edwin, - Jew hater 259 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:37,970 Enough, enough Let's skip grace and let's eat 260 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:39,419 And if it's not too much trouble, 261 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:42,020 I'd like to have a nice Thanksgiving dinner with no fights 262 00:12:42,055 --> 00:12:44,610 Can we do that, please? 263 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,430 I'm positively famished 264 00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,500 Thank you 265 00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:56,580 So, Turnip, tell me, what do little black kids like to eat? 266 00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:00,070 - Oh, for God's sake, Denny - What do black kids like to eat? 267 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,050 Well, I want to know 268 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,820 - Well, how about, ,hey, Turnip, what� - Koreans like korean food Greeks like 269 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,830 Feisty bunch 270 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:08,050 - Racist? - Yes, racist This is a holiday 271 00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:09,685 Please, let's not extend 272 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,663 the systemic racism of the firm to the dining room table 273 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,800 What systemic racism of the firm? 274 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:19,950 Oh, come on, Shirley 275 00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:22,200 No, I'd like to hear this 276 00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,130 Well, look around the table or the office 277 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,050 You see any black attorneys? 278 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,880 - It doesn't mean we're racist - Right 279 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,059 Did you ever think for one second 280 00:13:30,094 --> 00:13:31,774 that maybe black attorneys don't want to work with us, 281 00:13:31,809 --> 00:13:33,870 maybe they want to be with their own? 282 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,280 Denny, don't help me, please 283 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,150 - Could you please pass the, - No! 284 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:40,090 We just had a black man elected president, and you still think, 285 00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:42,390 - Oh, please - What, ,�oh, please,�? 286 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,780 - Never mind - No, say it 287 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,250 I - I want to hear this, Alan 288 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,380 - I - I don't - Neither do I 289 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:51,180 I do Say it, Alan I want to hear what you have to say 290 00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:53,410 What, you really think we've turned the corner? 291 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:56,710 Of a hundred senators, one is black, one, and that's Barack Obama 292 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,600 Come January, there'll be none 293 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,260 Of 50 governors, 2 are black, and one of those is in New York, uh, 294 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,470 by default because Eliot Spitzer got caught with his hooker 295 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:08,350 This country hardly seems willing to elect black leaders on a regular basis 296 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,700 But the people of this firm are 297 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,510 They voted overwhelmingly for Obama 298 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,719 How do you know what the hell went on in the privacy 299 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,273 - of all those voting booths? - Get out of this house 300 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,090 I haven't even eaten yet 301 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,850 I don't care 302 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:23,226 - He will not say things like that, - What did I say? 303 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,910 Maybe since Barack Obama w - was just elected, 304 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,660 we could celebrate the progress that blacks 305 00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:31,160 - Celebrate? - have made in this country instead of 306 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,279 In America, black people are incarcerated 307 00:14:33,314 --> 00:14:35,677 at almost six times the rate of white people 308 00:14:35,712 --> 00:14:38,040 Turnip here seems already to be well on his way, 309 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,412 Blacks have double the unemployment rate 310 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,710 of whites and have for over 40 years 311 00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:46,030 Whether it's that or the government's underwhelming response to AIDS 312 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:47,798 among blacks or racial profiling, 313 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:50,102 the black community continues to get screwed 314 00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:51,241 Let's not even discuss, 315 00:14:51,276 --> 00:14:53,619 funding for public schools in black neighborhoods 316 00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:57,780 or our supreme court eviscerating Brown vs Board of Education 317 00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:00,114 We've got that, uh, republican congressman 318 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,223 uh, Lynn Westmoreland from Georgia, 319 00:15:02,258 --> 00:15:06,510 who referred to Obama as , uppity,� not once, twice, ,uppity 320 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:10,280 E - even Obama's own running mate, during the primary, Biden, 321 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,300 praised Obama as being ,�clean,� and ,�articulate ,� What was that? 322 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,930 We can give thanks for a lot of things here today, 323 00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:19,150 but the defeat of racism in America is not one of them, 324 00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:23,360 especially at liberal, white - collar law firms like Crane, Poole & Schmidt 325 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,010 Look around the table 326 00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:33,020 Bet you don't get invited to a lot of dinner parties 327 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,780 I just wanted to have a - a nice Thanksgiving dinner, 328 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:39,054 but you, you couldn't let that happen, could you? 329 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:41,539 You just had to screw it up 330 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,976 Wait, wait, wait Let's, Come on Let's change the subject 331 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:47,370 Can somebody think of, uh, something more pleasant to talk about? 332 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:50,310 I was thinking of taking a dump 333 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,390 Where's the nearest bathroom? 334 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,210 Through there 335 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,850 Don't take anything else 336 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:04,230 I love the holidays, that's what I love 337 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,820 You know, if I could just say 338 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,010 that I'm sorry 339 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:39,340 I realize I get worked up, and I do apologize 340 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,530 I certainly didn't mean to ruin anyone's dinner 341 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,570 You didn't ruin mine, good buddy 342 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,260 Oh, goody 343 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:52,600 Edwin, tell us, what's new with you? 344 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,530 Well, economic armageddon, for one thing 345 00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:57,000 - The firm is, - Edwin 346 00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,400 That,that's our secret 347 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,920 - What secret? - Nothing 348 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,750 Sounds very good Did it not sound good? 349 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,520 - Just let it drop, Alan - I love secrets 350 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,270 We used to play this little game, I'll show you mine, you show me yours, 351 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,470 old and fat people excluded, of course 352 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:15,080 Denny, you'd be on the bubble there 353 00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,340 Are you trying to be offensive? 354 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,830 That was aggressive 355 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,550 What the hell is that? 356 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:20,760 - Edwin, - He's a popper 357 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,870 That's what he is Get him to purr, big guy 358 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,511 Hey, Mel, keep acting like A turkey, 359 00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:27,107 you're gonna get stuffed and carved, hot stuff 360 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:36,670 Thank you all very much 361 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,090 What'd we do? 362 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,800 Just trying to make conversation 363 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:45,120 Oh, by the way, where's the little black kid? He can't still be crapping 364 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,500 Excuse me You're gonna have to stop that It's annoying 365 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,240 - Leave him alone, please - Stop it 366 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:58,320 One day, we'll look back and laugh 367 00:17:58,330 --> 00:17:59,740 How about we just try to make the best of it? 368 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,150 With that group? 369 00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:02,660 I'm so sorry in invited them 370 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,680 It was such a bad idea 371 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,910 What was I thinking? 372 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,810 What were you thinking? 373 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:11,300 I mean, you had to know at some level this is exactly how it would go 374 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,290 You just roll with everything, don't you? 375 00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:18,082 Yeah, I was hoping to roll with you until you invited all the children 376 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,500 - What the hell is this? - Uh, Denny 377 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:26,770 Shirley and Carl are kissing 378 00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:27,620 Oh, Denny Cou you give us, 379 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,250 - How could you? - How could I what? 380 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:31,510 Kissing him You're cheating 381 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,260 - Denny - Cheating? 382 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,810 We missed it Kiss again 383 00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:34,710 - Oh, get out - Damn it 384 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:35,490 No, Denny got to see 385 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,870 Am I the only who hasn't sucked face with her? 386 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:41,804 How about Jerry here? Have you gotten down with the mascot? 387 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,790 Jerry! Jerry! What is wrong with you? 388 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,650 - Jerry, calm down Calm down - You big freak 389 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,530 Look, could you,could you all please just go home? 390 00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:52,500 No, wait You know what? No, damn it This nonsense is gonna stop right now 391 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,470 Go back to the table Go ahead Go 392 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,380 We're all going back to the table right now 393 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,150 Come on, we are gonna sit down 394 00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:03,550 and we're going to be nice to each other, and we're going to give thanks 395 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,690 That was not acceptable at all, Jerry 396 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,440 Did you hear what he s, 397 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,510 I heard what he said, and it was offensive, 398 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,460 but that doesn't mean you resort to violence 399 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,520 The incident in the cafee was bad enough 400 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,730 For God's sake, Jerry, you're a partner in a law firm 401 00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:22,410 You're an adult - Oh, shut up 402 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,690 I'm sorry 403 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,880 What's going on with you? 404 00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,560 I just thought 405 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:35,160 it would all go away when 406 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,440 You thought what would go away? 407 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,630 The ridicule 408 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,280 When I made partner, I thought, and I thought I would feel 409 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:46,060 once I was accepted by others, the esteem, but it's no better 410 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:47,700 I feel no differently about myself 411 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:50,690 That word that he used, what he called me, 412 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,510 - Mascot - That's what I am 413 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,576 That's not true 414 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,330 Katie treats me like a chia pet 415 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,230 She all but pats me on the head and gives me a cookie when I'm g, 416 00:19:57,270 --> 00:20:00,460 How dare you say such a thing 417 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:01,930 - Katie, this is a private, - No, it isn't 418 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:04,130 That was an indictment of me, my friendship with you, 419 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,060 which I assumed to be extraordinarily meaningful, 420 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,530 and I'm offended by it 421 00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:10,240 You may seek to trivialize yourself, Jerry 422 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,580 I will not allow you to belittle me and my feelings in the process 423 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:16,339 Katie, if I get one more maternal lecture from you... 424 00:20:16,374 --> 00:20:18,626 I am gonna throw up twice 425 00:20:18,661 --> 00:20:24,430 not once, but twice It would take two full heavings to get all the puke out 426 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,740 You can go to hell, Jerry 427 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,040 It's one thing to do it, but to rub my nose in it 428 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,437 Denny, we were not rubbing your nose in it 429 00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:40,795 Yes, you were Was that the big plan? 430 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:45,300 Get everybody here under the pretext of my birthday and humiliate me? 431 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,160 'Cause if that was the goal 432 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:51,250 Denny, we're here for Thanksgiving, not your birthday 433 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,100 Well, you know what I mean Gathering people up and, 434 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,580 Pops and the old lady are doing it? 435 00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:02,710 Denny, you and I are not a couple 436 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:07,580 We have not been a couple for over 25 years 437 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,076 A - and you and Carl are? Are you back together? 438 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,550 Yes 439 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,810 Excuse me a second 440 00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:59,560 Denny, did you really think it was your birthday? 441 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,910 What difference does 442 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:06,760 Denny, look at me 443 00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:13,339 Did you think we were assembled here to celebrate your birthday, 444 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,569 which is in January? 445 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,880 Oh, my God 446 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:29,570 I I get a little, uh, confused 447 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:35,080 w - when I get agitated 448 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,930 Has this happened often? 449 00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:10,620 No But it's happened 450 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:14,090 And it's usually when you get upset? 451 00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:19,730 Okay So we go in for another test, see, 452 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:22,590 I don't want another test 453 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,976 There's nothing they can tell me that I don't know 454 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,780 There's no cure 455 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:32,879 Okay, look, here's what I know, I've known you six years, and 456 00:23:32,919 --> 00:23:36,750 during that time, there's been very little progression, if any 457 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,919 You're 75 now Like the doctor said 458 00:23:38,954 --> 00:23:41,071 you probably won't live long enough for the Alz, 459 00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:44,970 mad cow to get you 460 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,260 It's already getting me, Alan 461 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,960 No, it isn't, Denny 462 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:51,480 People get confused sometimes - I am slipping, Alan 463 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,970 You know it 464 00:23:57,660 --> 00:24:00,440 I know it 465 00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:13,920 I know you belong to somebody else 466 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:20,320 but tonight you belong to me 467 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:30,450 although we're apart you're part of my heart 468 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,550 I'm sorry 469 00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:48,970 I never meant to trivialize either our relationship or feelings 470 00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:50,270 Well, you did just that, didn't you? 471 00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,120 Look, toots, how about you let me finish a sentence? 472 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,940 That too much work for you or 473 00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:04,480 I really can't be that objective about either, 474 00:25:04,515 --> 00:25:06,765 - our friendship or your feelings or... - Why? 475 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,340 Because I love ya, all right? Have I been too subtle? 476 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:13,934 I gotta rent a billboard? Get a lousy plane to fly overhead, pulling, 477 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,420 I love you 478 00:25:28,450 --> 00:25:33,790 I realize that imposes no obligation on your part to love me back 479 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,650 And as consolation prizes go 480 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:42,620 I can think of nothing more extraordinary than your friendship 481 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,980 You need to know 482 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,990 that you are 483 00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:53,350 the most incredible 484 00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:56,640 generous, charitable 485 00:25:56,670 --> 00:26:00,580 beautiful woman I have ever met 486 00:26:03,050 --> 00:26:07,420 And I'm in love with you 487 00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:24,970 ♫ My honey, I know with the dawn ♫ 488 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:28,990 ♫ that you will be gone ♫ 489 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,110 ♫ but tonight you belong to me ♫ 490 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,300 ♫ just to little old me ♫ 491 00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,540 - Good - Say, uh, attention please 492 00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:43,100 We're gonna make one last ill - fated attempt at having dinner 493 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:46,540 Your presence is requested in the dining room 494 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,550 These people like to play with fire 495 00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:51,450 Tell me about it 496 00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:53,820 I ain't goin',�back in there 497 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,950 Smart kid 498 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,330 I have a question, Edwin 499 00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:10,320 I can't help but think, uh, you're a bit of a mental, right? 500 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,740 I am Carrots, please 501 00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:16,190 Why would social services ever put a - a child in your care? 502 00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:18,340 What's wrong with me other than being mentally unbalanced? 503 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:20,104 This is a country that regulates everything 504 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,898 except Wall Street and the rich, who we let run amok 505 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,110 but everything else 506 00:27:24,150 --> 00:27:27,140 Parenting, that's the hardest job anywhere 507 00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:28,280 What's your point? 508 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,100 How can we pass out children to nut jobs, especially little black children, 509 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:35,704 who typically are at risk and need the best parenting? 510 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,180 What? 511 00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:38,092 Do you know, Denny, 512 00:27:38,127 --> 00:27:40,998 that the fastest growing segment of homeless in this country is children? 513 00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:42,170 What's that got to do with anything? 514 00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:43,850 It's got to do with these kids need homes 515 00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:46,510 You know, I'm,I'm not sure I like where this is heading 516 00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:48,140 Maybe we could change the subject 517 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,350 We're all out of subjects 518 00:27:49,390 --> 00:27:51,350 Well, maybe we could talk about bankruptcy That might pick up, 519 00:27:51,390 --> 00:27:51,970 Oh, damn it 520 00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:53,696 There's nothing wrong with bankruptcy,Shirley 521 00:27:53,731 --> 00:27:55,229 It's the in thing to be these days 522 00:27:55,264 --> 00:27:56,950 Oh, good, you're gonna make fun of poverty now 523 00:27:56,990 --> 00:27:59,480 Hey, how about all those poor schmucks losing their homes? 524 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,170 I bet that's fun - I'm not making fun of those schmucks 525 00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,520 It's the schmucks in suits that I'm making fun of 526 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,170 Do we have to fight? 527 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:08,190 Can we just eat and make small talk and pretend we like each other? 528 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,870 Hell, we do like each other Why these guys, 529 00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:12,700 Will you shut up? 530 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,070 That was aggressive 531 00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:22,380 I'm sorry I just 532 00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:25,480 It was my fault I should never 533 00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:29,240 The truth is, Carl, I 534 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,320 I'm sorry 535 00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:38,090 I guess I wanted a big, noisy dinner because sometimes 536 00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:41,035 when the din is loud, I can... 537 00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:43,391 hear him 538 00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:48,640 Hear who? 539 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,240 My father 540 00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:02,840 This is my first Thanksgiving without him, ever, and 541 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:08,340 I apologize, but, uh, it's hard to face the quiet, and I 542 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,680 I guess I can find comfort in tumult 543 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,100 Well, once again, thank you all very much 544 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,650 She said she liked the tumult 545 00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:25,260 And why are you making it all about you? 546 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:28,380 This was supposed to be a quiet dinner between Shirley and me 547 00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:30,380 Well, that certainly would've been dull Can you imagine? 548 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,650 I wonder what you might have talked about 549 00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:34,690 Probably about how the firm is going broke 550 00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:41,400 The firm is going broke? 551 00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:46,740 Did I know this and forget? Did I? 552 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,710 No, Denny You didn't know 553 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,740 Well, what's happened? 554 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,290 There he goes, making it all about him again 555 00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:54,530 Oh, will you shut up? 556 00:29:54,570 --> 00:29:57,830 No, Carl It affects us, too 557 00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:01,140 What's going on? 558 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,110 The firm is broke 559 00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:35,820 We're exploring a number of ways to get an influx of capital 560 00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:37,530 We believe we can, - How could this happen? 561 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:39,100 How? We got hammered, Denny, just like everybody else 562 00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:40,790 My name is on the door! 563 00:30:40,810 --> 00:30:42,180 Why wasn't I told, damn it? 564 00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:43,500 They knew you'd be upset 565 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:46,560 Next thing, you'd be running around telling everybody it was your birthday 566 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,420 Gun! 567 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,770 - I've been hit! - Denny, for God's sake 568 00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:53,102 That's all I hear Denny, for God's sake 569 00:30:53,137 --> 00:30:55,117 Denny, for God's sake Denny, for God's sake� 570 00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:57,290 Why doesn't anybody tell me the truth? 571 00:30:57,330 --> 00:30:58,450 I am telling you the truth 572 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,380 The half - truth 573 00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:00,840 Ah, I'm losing blood 574 00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:02,440 It was just a paintball, dawg 575 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,080 - No, I'm telling you exactly, - What about you and Shirley? 576 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,910 What about it? 577 00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:08,930 How serious are you? I want to know 578 00:31:09,730 --> 00:31:12,420 Actually, we sort of all do 579 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,870 Okay 580 00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:32,530 Now you know before even Shirley 581 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:35,620 My plan, after our intimate little dinner together, alone, 582 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:40,910 without any of you, was to ask her to marry me 583 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,590 Can you believe it? 584 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,810 As partner, I'm on the hook for the firm's debts 585 00:32:10,850 --> 00:32:13,970 I could be losing money 586 00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:17,520 Jerry, I'm not quite sure how to respond to your little revelation 587 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,470 You don't need to It's my problem, not yours 588 00:32:19,510 --> 00:32:21,750 It's my problem if it affects our friendship 589 00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:24,450 I remain committed to the friendship I won't let this, 590 00:32:24,490 --> 00:32:27,380 Easier said than done 591 00:32:29,190 --> 00:32:32,850 Perhaps we should seek out some sort of couples' therapy 592 00:32:32,890 --> 00:32:34,280 We're not a couple, remember? 593 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,650 Well, yes, we are 594 00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:39,600 Perhaps not one romantically linked, but one just the same, 595 00:32:39,610 --> 00:32:44,840 quite an extraordinary couple with a fairly complicated problem 596 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:11,470 I think you should still ask her 597 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,140 The moment has slightly passed 598 00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:14,880 No, it hasn't 599 00:33:14,890 --> 00:33:19,290 If it's meant to be, Carl, it's the perfect moment 600 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:20,850 You obviously love her 601 00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:24,990 You must feel confident that Shirley loves you 602 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,610 Don't let all of us and our 603 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,170 foolishness get in your way 604 00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:32,387 Personally, I'm a little discouraged about what it 605 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,830 means for my own conjugal prospects with her, but 606 00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:38,220 clearly she needs cheering up, Carl 607 00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:41,362 Her father is dead, and the ice cream's melted 608 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,460 It was wrong of me to pull this ring out in front of Denny 609 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:47,160 What ring? 610 00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:51,620 Just kidding 611 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:55,100 Ask her to marry you, Carl 612 00:33:55,110 --> 00:33:56,880 I want her to be happy, really 613 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,370 We all do 614 00:33:58,380 --> 00:34:00,560 Shirley deserves a good man You're a good man, Carl 615 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,780 I know that even if I don't much like you 616 00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:03,870 Why is everybody in here? 617 00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:07,250 Oh, you know what? Could everybody just clear out? I'd like a little privacy 618 00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:08,770 What's wrong with having it with us? 619 00:34:08,810 --> 00:34:12,630 What's going on? Why is everybody in here? 620 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:20,430 - Carl has news - No, he doesn't 621 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,140 What news? 622 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,810 Oh, this is not how I planned it 623 00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:30,340 Planned what? Will somebody tell me what is going on? 624 00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:33,850 Shirley, I 625 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,680 No, never mind We'll discuss it later 626 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,330 No, we won't We'll discuss it right now 627 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:41,230 Hell, where I come from, we grab the bull by the horns, 628 00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:41,572 that's what we do 629 00:34:41,607 --> 00:34:45,751 No, no, no, no Here I'll do it I'll do it 630 00:34:45,786 --> 00:34:47,450 Shirley 631 00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:51,690 will you marry - Carl? 632 00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:57,190 He loves you 633 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,550 He wants to spend the rest of his life with you 634 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:06,530 Carl, i - is this for real? 635 00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:07,780 Uh, except the execution 636 00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:09,510 I didn't mean for Denny to do my bidding 637 00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:12,920 Yeah, I'm Cyrano de Bushwhack 638 00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:17,090 Shirley, I have never loved a woman like I 639 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,880 As of this morning, our relationship was a secret 640 00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:23,850 Secret's out, toots Just 641 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,690 Denny 642 00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:34,880 Please, Shirley 643 00:35:34,890 --> 00:35:38,430 will you marry me? 644 00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:46,360 I'll give you away 645 00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:48,930 I have had 646 00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:50,990 six marriage proposals, 647 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:56,160 but this is by far the most bizarre 648 00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:58,830 - We're a bizarre group - Yeah 649 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:04,630 Do me the honor of spending the rest of your life with me 650 00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:11,570 I would love to marry you, Carl 651 00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:18,020 Really? 652 00:36:18,030 --> 00:36:19,990 - May I kiss, - Denny 653 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,250 I - I would like to kiss Carl, so 654 00:36:27,890 --> 00:36:30,680 Um, is the day rescued? 655 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:34,220 Consider it saved 656 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,730 All right, contrary to vicious rumors, the ice cream is not all melted 657 00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:52,910 Jerry, one scoop or two? 658 00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:54,520 Just one, thank you 659 00:36:54,530 --> 00:36:56,540 There you are 660 00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:58,910 Katie, this your slice 661 00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,820 Thank you 662 00:36:59,830 --> 00:37:02,300 I am a 2- scoop kind of guy, if you don't mind 663 00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:04,470 Really? And I've always thought you were a scoop short 664 00:37:04,510 --> 00:37:06,830 - Say it for me, Jerry - Hoot 665 00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,600 So everybody have a slice now? 666 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,750 - Yes - Thank you 667 00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:17,960 - May I just say, - No! 668 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,920 Well, I'm gonna say it just the same 669 00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:25,010 I grew up in a very estranged 670 00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:28,350 unhappy house 671 00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:32,440 Most Thanksgivings, my mother spent serving dinner at other people's homes, 672 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,460 and my father would spend it 673 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,020 I spent many a Thanksgiving in my room, 674 00:37:41,030 --> 00:37:44,690 imagining what big family dinners were like and, 675 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,940 Alan, is this gonna be like a closing? 676 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,760 And as I imagined it 677 00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:58,030 it was almost exactly like this 678 00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:01,868 A whole bunch of people actually talking 679 00:38:01,903 --> 00:38:03,951 right there in each other's faces, 680 00:38:04,210 --> 00:38:07,900 laughing one second and angry the next and 681 00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:09,660 Look what we've covered toy, 682 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:12,710 race, politics 683 00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:18,250 God, marriage, love, death 684 00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:26,480 What fun 685 00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:32,250 Thank you for having us, Shirley 686 00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:36,760 This is some family 687 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:50,430 - Thank God for the pie - Thank God for the pie 688 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,824 Everybody put something in their mouth so we can't talk anymore 689 00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:39,868 Denny, are you really okay with them getting married? 690 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:44,610 I don't know 691 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,070 I will be 692 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:53,330 I harbored this fantasy that we'd 693 00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:58,940 Imagine my loss It could be the love I never knew 694 00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:02,200 I'll tell it to you 695 00:40:02,970 --> 00:40:06,250 Unless I forget 696 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,850 How often have you been 697 00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:11,780 getting confused like that? 698 00:40:11,790 --> 00:40:15,470 Well, n - not, uh, not too 699 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,630 God, if I go the way Shirley's father did, 700 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,580 You won't 701 00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:24,320 - How do you know that? - Because I'll shoot you 702 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,858 - You wouldn't actually, - I've already bought the gun 703 00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:30,720 You promise? 704 00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:40,450 Denny, you have defied the odds your entire life 705 00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:43,120 You'll continue to defy the odds 706 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,508 You're probably gonna out live us all We'll all be dead and buried, 707 00:40:46,548 --> 00:40:50,960 and you'll still be out there, doing Priceline commercials 708 00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:57,390 All the topics we covered today, we left out 709 00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,110 the afterlife 710 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,900 Think there is one? 711 00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:04,920 Oh, I don't 712 00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:09,540 Think we'll be together somewhere else, on a,on a, 713 00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:13,620 on a bigger balcony, together again? 714 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,530 I do 715 00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:30,050 Will we be naked? 716 00:41:30,890 --> 00:41:35,730 I ask because I wonder, are there clothes in heaven? 717 00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:39,726 And are we as we were when we were young 718 00:41:39,761 --> 00:41:42,591 or are we as we were when we died? 719 00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:43,610 Is that important? 720 00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:44,340 Well, it is to me 721 00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:49,000 I don't want to go through the rest of eternity with the, uh, mad cow 722 00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,076 I think you are in heaven 723 00:41:52,111 --> 00:41:55,991 as you were in the best of times here on earth 724 00:41:57,090 --> 00:42:01,040 - Like right now? - Like right now 725 00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,820 Thanks 726 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,200 Thanks 55136

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