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Previously on Boston Legal
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- Who is this guy?
- Melvin Palmer
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State of Utah vs Denny Crane
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I'll represent the hoot brothers
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For once in your life,
let me do the talking
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Denny!
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We were just,
- Do you love him?
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I think I do
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This man makes partner, or I walk and
take my name off the door with me
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- Edwin Poole
- Denny Crane
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- Name on the door
- Mine, too
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- Crane
- Poole and
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Schmidt
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Drop the bag, and I'll let you live!
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Do it, bitch Don't make me cap you
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Son, of all the places you could stick
me ,you may have already stuck me,
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I'd probably be the last to know
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- Drop the bag
- Turnip!
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For God's sake,
what the hell are you
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- Shirley?
- Edwin?
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Put that down
What is wrong with you?
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I am so sorry, Shirley
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Of all the people to
mug I'll deal with him
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This woman is a dear friend of
mine, not to mention a partner
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Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am
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Edwin, who is this adorable child?
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He's my foster,give me
that! He's my foster son
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I am so sorry, Shirley
God, what is wrong with you?
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You adopted a son?
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Yeah, it was either that
or take up fly - fishing
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Shame, Turnip Shame
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Look how full your cart is
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No wonder your bottom is so,
- Turnip
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- Full and plump
- He gets cuter by the second
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Isn't it the truth? Well, that's enough
now Turnip Graves, Shirley Schmidt
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Very nice to meet you, ma'am
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A true pleasure, sir
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Well, it's,it's nice
to see you again
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You look great, and, uh, I'll
deal with him Come here, you
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Why would you do that and
embarrass me like that?
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How was I supposed to
know you'd know the lady?
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I know you're not supposed
to walk around parking lots
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sticking people in the
buttocks with a knife
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What do you mean,
you've got plans?
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You said you were going out of town
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- I said I might go out of town, but,
- Didn't invite me, did you?
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Because I never made
official plans
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Who are you spending
Thanksgiving with?
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A friend Uh, you wouldn't like him
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Who?
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- It's personal
- Personal?
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Well, you could come to I'll ask him
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Who?
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Technically, it would be
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Melvin Palmer
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- You must be joking
- He's a good guy
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You're spending Thanksgiving
with Melvin Palmer?
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He's a hoot
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No, y - you're putting me on
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Well, I had no place else
to go, and he called and,
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When did you become
friends with that bobo - head?
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When he saved our asses
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- He did not save our asses
- He saved our asses in Utah
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Are you being serious?
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He's a decent guy
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No, he is not
He's nothing of the sort
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- Look,
- And you're not having dinner with him
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We'll find somewhere else to go
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But you will not ,will not, be
spending Thanksgiving with that vile,
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- I like him
- I don't care
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No, forget it No
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No Nope
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Mugged?
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You should've seen
the size of the knife
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- Are you okay?
- No, I'm fine
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I - I just can't believe it happened
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Shirley, you have to tell the police
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No, I don't want to do that
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Shirley, it was an
attempted armed robbery
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Well, he's 9 years old, Carl
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Oh, my God Now the
homecoming is complete
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Carl Sack, how are you,
my friend?
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Never liked you, but what
the hey? I can be courteous
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Shirl, hi, doll Sorry I'm late
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I hit some traffic, not to
mention a few pedestrians
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Just mowed,�'em right,
I can see I've lost you
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Shirley, I don't know what to
say other than I'm so sorry
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Edwin, how long
have you had that boy?
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Six months I've enrolled him in
finishing school, not to worry
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What the hell is this?
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You've sued me already?
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- Did you read it?
- Why would I?
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It's marked ,�privileged
and confidential ,�
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Edwin, it was hand - delivered to you
because you were meant to read it
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Ah, well, that's different
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What does it say?
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It says the firm is going broke
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Funny Love her She's just,
The firm is going broke?
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But that was two days ago
Things have changed
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How?
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We are broke
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When you
say broke,
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Crane, Poole & Schmidt is bankrupt
We have no money Nada Zilch
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We're busted
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I'll call Congress They'll bail
us out After all, we're rich
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I know Hank Paulson Nutty guy
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- Hey, that's mine
- It's over, Edwin
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We're done
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I don't know what else to
tell you, Edwin, other than,
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You can tell me how it happened
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We had investments
in the market,
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we had massive receivables
from banking industries,
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we had to take write - offs
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You just beat the tobacco
companies for millions of dollars
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You think we'll ever
see a penny from that?
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After all the appeals, that
victory's going to end up costing us
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Edwin
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we may have to shut our doors
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Do people know?
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Only a certain few at this point
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So we're really done, then?
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Canceled?
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Carl may have overstated that
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There are some possibilities
I still have hope
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I really thought I'd make it back
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I was getting better and, uh
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Listen, I bought a turkey
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I'd love to have you over
for thanksgiving on Thursday,
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maybe talk about old times and, uh,
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Edwin, thank you Um, I have plans
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I'm hosting a little thing at my house
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So I'll come to your house, then?
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Edwin Poole?
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Well, he kind of
invited himself I,
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We were supposed to have a quiet dinner
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I know I'm
sorry But,
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And his little felon?
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Well, he could be joining
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Oh, Shirley
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I know I wanted a quiet
evening, too But somehow,
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he had no place to go
Wh - what was I going to say?
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Uh, ,no,� comes to mind
How about no,�?
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Carl
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A nice quiet Thanksgiving
dinner, just the two of us,
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that's how you billed it
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And how I wanted it,
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Shirley, I've got the
research on the McClean,
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I thought you'd gone to London
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Oh, yes, I was planning to, but the
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airline screwed up with
the tickets It's a long story
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So suffice to say, I'll be staying put
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Oh, well, that's too bad
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I'm having a few people over
Why don't you come to my house?
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Oh, I wouldn't want to put you out
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It wouldn't be any trouble
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Oh, well, sure I'd quite love that
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- Great 1:00, then
- Splendid
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Oh, w - would it be possible
for me to bring Jerry?
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I sort of ,when I thought
that I didn't have plans,
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Jerry would be more than welcome
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Thank you I'll go tell him
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Sorry
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The idea of spending
a day alone with me,
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you just can't bear it, can you?
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Oh, you know that's not true
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Can't we just look at this as a,
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gathering of a big
dysfunctional family?
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Can we do that?
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- What about us?
- We can be dysfunctional
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- There
- Thank you
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm,I'm fine I
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just tend to get a little
stressed when I host parties
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Do you not remember?
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But this is just a dinner
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It is a Thanksgiving dinner, and let's
face it, with this particular group,
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the possibilities for catastrophe,
- What?
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Oh, hey, what We're off
to a good start Come on
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Surprise
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Hey, Turnip beat you to it
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What were you doing,
staring in my window?
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Is this how it's gonna be,
dump - on - Turnip day?
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Ah, Turnip, hi I'm Mr Sack
I've heard a lot about you
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Hands on the wall
- Oh, come on
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Now, now, don't worry
I do this to everybody
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Yeah, try not to enjoy yourself, pops
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- Oh, come on
- Hello Welcome Hello
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Mr Poole
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Thank you, Carl
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- Oh, what a beautiful home
- Oh, thank you very much
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- Is it all paid for?
- Turnip
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- Not a bad question, actually
considering,
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Edwin
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Here, give me your coats
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Here Let me take those
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Hey, are we late?
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- No, you're just perfectly on time
- Happy Thanksgiving
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Thank you so much, Alan
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Oh, Edwin
When did they let you out?
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They didn't
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- well, shall we, go to the table?
- Already?
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What happened,
- We just got here
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To small talk and mingling and picking
at the turkey when nobody's looking?
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Just be quiet, Turnip
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I don't think I can get through this
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You will get through this
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Time - out
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The,the food is hot, and,
um, the table is set, so,
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Thank God for GPS
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That's the first thing
I'm gonna be thankful for
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- Hey, how you doing, Jerry?
- You invited him?
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Looks like you've eaten already
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You must be Shirley Schmidt I
googled you, good, that's what I did
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You need to update your headshot
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Who's the little guy?
- Edwin Poole
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Melvin Palmer How
are we doing, sport?
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Don't touch me
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Hey, I didn't get my hug
yet, that's what I didn't get
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I'll start with you, Al, you
big hoot Come here! Oh, man!
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This is like old home week,
that's what this is like
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Get in here, Denny
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Thanks, Denny
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All right, now look, it's probably
a good thing, whoever that person is
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Why is it a good thing?
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He seems like a bit of an ice breaker
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Ice breaker? The man
could've saved the ,�Titanic ,�
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Who the hell is that guy?
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Listen, you said you like
a little noise and chaos
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Seems he'll be able
to contribute to that
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Oh, this is gonna be such a disaster
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It's not going to be a disaster
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All right, look, I'm gonna go
out there, I'll get everybody,
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I'll get them to the table you
take a second to collect yourself,
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then come in, all right?
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It's gonna be great It's
gonna be a splendid day
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- Okay
- Good idea Let's drink
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Uh, D - Denny, I just wanted to say
how nice it is to have all of you here
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The food looks positively delicious
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I don't know where to start
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Well, you can start with a moment
of silence, Melvin, or maybe an hour
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Double hoot, that's what you are
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- I'm a double hoot now
- Perhaps we should pray
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- Yeah, maybe for peace
- Or start with grace
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- Any volunteers, or shall I,
- I'll say grace
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Okay
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- Dear God,
- No, no, no,
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- Maybe we should skip grace
- You don't even believe in God How
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- I do, too
- A Christian God?
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- Does it matter?
- Well, it does to me
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I'm not gonna let you pray
to a Muslim God, not while I,
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Why does he have to be
either Christian or Muslim?
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He could be Texan,
that's what he could be
252
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Well, I - I - if he chooses good
over evil, he's Christian
253
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Why couldn't he be Jewish?
254
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Are you nuts?
255
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I am not giving thanks to
a Jewish God, a Muslim God
256
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Hindu maybe, 'cause
they love sheep
257
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- Jew hater
- What?
258
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,030
- Edwin, Edwin,
- Jew hater
259
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:37,970
Enough, enough Let's
skip grace and let's eat
260
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And if it's not too much trouble,
261
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I'd like to have a nice
Thanksgiving dinner with no fights
262
00:12:42,055 --> 00:12:44,610
Can we do that, please?
263
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I'm positively famished
264
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Thank you
265
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:56,580
So, Turnip, tell me, what do
little black kids like to eat?
266
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- Oh, for God's sake, Denny
- What do black kids like to eat?
267
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Well, I want to know
268
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- Well, how about, ,hey, Turnip, what�
- Koreans like korean food Greeks like
269
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Feisty bunch
270
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- Racist?
- Yes, racist This is a holiday
271
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Please, let's not extend
272
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,663
the systemic racism
of the firm to the dining room table
273
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,800
What systemic racism of the firm?
274
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:19,950
Oh, come on, Shirley
275
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No, I'd like to hear this
276
00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,130
Well, look around the
table or the office
277
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,050
You see any black attorneys?
278
00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,880
- It doesn't mean we're racist
- Right
279
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,059
Did you ever think for one second
280
00:13:30,094 --> 00:13:31,774
that maybe black attorneys
don't want to work with us,
281
00:13:31,809 --> 00:13:33,870
maybe they want to be with their own?
282
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,280
Denny, don't help me, please
283
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,150
- Could you please pass the,
- No!
284
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:40,090
We just had a black man elected
president, and you still think,
285
00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:42,390
- Oh, please
- What, ,�oh, please,�?
286
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,780
- Never mind
- No, say it
287
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,250
I - I want to hear this, Alan
288
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,380
- I - I don't
- Neither do I
289
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:51,180
I do Say it, Alan I want
to hear what you have to say
290
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:53,410
What, you really think
we've turned the corner?
291
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:56,710
Of a hundred senators, one is
black, one, and that's Barack Obama
292
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,600
Come January, there'll be none
293
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,260
Of 50 governors, 2 are black, and
one of those is in New York, uh,
294
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,470
by default because Eliot Spitzer
got caught with his hooker
295
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:08,350
This country hardly seems willing to
elect black leaders on a regular basis
296
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,700
But the people of this firm are
297
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,510
They voted overwhelmingly for Obama
298
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,719
How do you know what the hell
went on in the privacy
299
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,273
- of all those voting booths?
- Get out of this house
300
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,090
I haven't even eaten yet
301
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,850
I don't care
302
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:23,226
- He will not say things like that,
- What did I say?
303
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,910
Maybe since Barack
Obama w - was just elected,
304
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,660
we could celebrate the progress
that blacks
305
00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:31,160
- Celebrate?
- have made in this country instead of
306
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,279
In America, black people
are incarcerated
307
00:14:33,314 --> 00:14:35,677
at almost six times the rate
of white people
308
00:14:35,712 --> 00:14:38,040
Turnip here seems already
to be well on his way,
309
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,412
Blacks have double the
unemployment rate
310
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,710
of whites and have
for over 40 years
311
00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:46,030
Whether it's that or the government's
underwhelming response to AIDS
312
00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:47,798
among blacks or racial profiling,
313
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:50,102
the black community
continues to get screwed
314
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:51,241
Let's not even discuss,
315
00:14:51,276 --> 00:14:53,619
funding for public schools
in black neighborhoods
316
00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:57,780
or our supreme court eviscerating
Brown vs Board of Education
317
00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:00,114
We've got that, uh,
republican congressman
318
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,223
uh, Lynn Westmoreland
from Georgia,
319
00:15:02,258 --> 00:15:06,510
who referred to Obama as , uppity,�
not once, twice, ,uppity
320
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:10,280
E - even Obama's own running
mate, during the primary, Biden,
321
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,300
praised Obama as being ,�clean,�
and ,�articulate ,� What was that?
322
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,930
We can give thanks for a
lot of things here today,
323
00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:19,150
but the defeat of racism in
America is not one of them,
324
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:23,360
especially at liberal, white - collar
law firms like Crane, Poole & Schmidt
325
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,010
Look around the table
326
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:33,020
Bet you don't get invited
to a lot of dinner parties
327
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,780
I just wanted to have a - a
nice Thanksgiving dinner,
328
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:39,054
but you, you couldn't let
that happen, could you?
329
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:41,539
You just had to screw it up
330
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,976
Wait, wait, wait Let's, Come on
Let's change the subject
331
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:47,370
Can somebody think of, uh, something
more pleasant to talk about?
332
00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:50,310
I was thinking of taking a dump
333
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,390
Where's the nearest bathroom?
334
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,210
Through there
335
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,850
Don't take anything else
336
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:04,230
I love the holidays, that's what I love
337
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,820
You know, if I could just say
338
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,010
that I'm sorry
339
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:39,340
I realize I get worked
up, and I do apologize
340
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,530
I certainly didn't mean
to ruin anyone's dinner
341
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,570
You didn't ruin mine, good buddy
342
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,260
Oh, goody
343
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:52,600
Edwin, tell us, what's new with you?
344
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,530
Well, economic armageddon,
for one thing
345
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:57,000
- The firm is,
- Edwin
346
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,400
That,that's our secret
347
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,920
- What secret?
- Nothing
348
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,750
Sounds very good
Did it not sound good?
349
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,520
- Just let it drop, Alan
- I love secrets
350
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,270
We used to play this little game, I'll
show you mine, you show me yours,
351
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,470
old and fat people excluded, of course
352
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:15,080
Denny, you'd be on the bubble there
353
00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,340
Are you trying to be offensive?
354
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,830
That was aggressive
355
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,550
What the hell is that?
356
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:20,760
- Edwin,
- He's a popper
357
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,870
That's what he is
Get him to purr, big guy
358
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,511
Hey, Mel, keep acting like
A turkey,
359
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:27,107
you're gonna get
stuffed and carved, hot stuff
360
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:36,670
Thank you all very much
361
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,090
What'd we do?
362
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,800
Just trying to make conversation
363
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:45,120
Oh, by the way, where's the little
black kid? He can't still be crapping
364
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,500
Excuse me You're gonna have
to stop that It's annoying
365
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,240
- Leave him alone, please
- Stop it
366
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:58,320
One day, we'll look back and laugh
367
00:17:58,330 --> 00:17:59,740
How about we just try
to make the best of it?
368
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,150
With that group?
369
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:02,660
I'm so sorry in invited them
370
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,680
It was such a bad idea
371
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,910
What was I thinking?
372
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,810
What were you thinking?
373
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:11,300
I mean, you had to know at some
level this is exactly how it would go
374
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,290
You just roll with
everything, don't you?
375
00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:18,082
Yeah, I was hoping to roll with you
until you invited all the children
376
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,500
- What the hell is this?
- Uh, Denny
377
00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:26,770
Shirley and Carl are kissing
378
00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:27,620
Oh, Denny Cou you give us,
379
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,250
- How could you?
- How could I what?
380
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:31,510
Kissing him You're cheating
381
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,260
- Denny
- Cheating?
382
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,810
We missed it Kiss again
383
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:34,710
- Oh, get out
- Damn it
384
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:35,490
No, Denny got to see
385
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,870
Am I the only who hasn't
sucked face with her?
386
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:41,804
How about Jerry here? Have you
gotten down with the mascot?
387
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,790
Jerry! Jerry! What is wrong with you?
388
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,650
- Jerry, calm down Calm down
- You big freak
389
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,530
Look, could you,could you
all please just go home?
390
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:52,500
No, wait You know what? No, damn it
This nonsense is gonna stop right now
391
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,470
Go back to the table Go ahead Go
392
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,380
We're all going back
to the table right now
393
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,150
Come on, we are gonna sit down
394
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:03,550
and we're going to be nice to each
other, and we're going to give thanks
395
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,690
That was not acceptable at all, Jerry
396
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,440
Did you hear
what he s,
397
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,510
I heard what he said,
and it was offensive,
398
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,460
but that doesn't mean
you resort to violence
399
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,520
The incident in the cafee
was bad enough
400
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,730
For God's sake, Jerry, you're
a partner in a law firm
401
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:22,410
You're an adult
- Oh, shut up
402
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,690
I'm sorry
403
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,880
What's going on with you?
404
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,560
I just thought
405
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:35,160
it would all go away when
406
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,440
You thought what would go away?
407
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,630
The ridicule
408
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,280
When I made partner, I thought,
and I thought I would feel
409
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:46,060
once I was accepted by others,
the esteem, but it's no better
410
00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:47,700
I feel no differently about myself
411
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:50,690
That word that he used,
what he called me,
412
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,510
- Mascot
- That's what I am
413
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,576
That's not true
414
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,330
Katie treats me like a chia pet
415
00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,230
She all but pats me on the head
and gives me a cookie when I'm g,
416
00:19:57,270 --> 00:20:00,460
How dare you say such a thing
417
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:01,930
- Katie, this is a private,
- No, it isn't
418
00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:04,130
That was an indictment of
me, my friendship with you,
419
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,060
which I assumed to be
extraordinarily meaningful,
420
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,530
and I'm offended by it
421
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:10,240
You may seek to
trivialize yourself, Jerry
422
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,580
I will not allow you to belittle me
and my feelings in the process
423
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:16,339
Katie, if I get one more
maternal lecture from you...
424
00:20:16,374 --> 00:20:18,626
I am gonna throw up twice
425
00:20:18,661 --> 00:20:24,430
not once, but twice It would take two
full heavings to get all the puke out
426
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,740
You can go to hell, Jerry
427
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,040
It's one thing to do it,
but to rub my nose in it
428
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,437
Denny, we were not rubbing
your nose in it
429
00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:40,795
Yes, you were
Was that the big plan?
430
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:45,300
Get everybody here under the pretext
of my birthday and humiliate me?
431
00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,160
'Cause if that was the goal
432
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:51,250
Denny, we're here for
Thanksgiving, not your birthday
433
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,100
Well, you know what I mean
Gathering people up and,
434
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,580
Pops and the old lady are doing it?
435
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:02,710
Denny, you and I are not a couple
436
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:07,580
We have not been a
couple for over 25 years
437
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,076
A - and you and Carl are?
Are you back together?
438
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,550
Yes
439
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,810
Excuse me a second
440
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:59,560
Denny, did you really
think it was your birthday?
441
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,910
What difference does
442
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:06,760
Denny, look at me
443
00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:13,339
Did you think we were assembled
here to celebrate your birthday,
444
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,569
which is in January?
445
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,880
Oh, my God
446
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:29,570
I I get a little, uh, confused
447
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:35,080
w - when I get agitated
448
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,930
Has this happened often?
449
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:10,620
No But it's happened
450
00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:14,090
And it's usually when you get upset?
451
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:19,730
Okay So we go in for
another test, see,
452
00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:22,590
I don't want another test
453
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,976
There's nothing they can
tell me that I don't know
454
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,780
There's no cure
455
00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:32,879
Okay, look, here's what I know,
I've known you six years, and
456
00:23:32,919 --> 00:23:36,750
during that time, there's been
very little progression, if any
457
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,919
You're 75 now Like the doctor said
458
00:23:38,954 --> 00:23:41,071
you probably won't live
long enough for the Alz,
459
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:44,970
mad cow to get you
460
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,260
It's already getting me, Alan
461
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,960
No, it isn't, Denny
462
00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:51,480
People get confused sometimes
- I am slipping, Alan
463
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,970
You know it
464
00:23:57,660 --> 00:24:00,440
I know it
465
00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:13,920
I know you belong to
somebody else
466
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:20,320
but tonight you belong to me
467
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:30,450
although we're apart
you're part of my heart
468
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,550
I'm sorry
469
00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:48,970
I never meant to trivialize either
our relationship or feelings
470
00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:50,270
Well, you did just that, didn't you?
471
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,120
Look, toots, how about you
let me finish a sentence?
472
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,940
That too much work for you or
473
00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:04,480
I really can't be that
objective about either,
474
00:25:04,515 --> 00:25:06,765
- our friendship or your feelings or...
- Why?
475
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,340
Because I love ya, all right?
Have I been too subtle?
476
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:13,934
I gotta rent a billboard? Get a lousy
plane to fly overhead, pulling,
477
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,420
I love you
478
00:25:28,450 --> 00:25:33,790
I realize that imposes no obligation
on your part to love me back
479
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,650
And as consolation prizes go
480
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:42,620
I can think of nothing more
extraordinary than your friendship
481
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,980
You need to know
482
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,990
that you are
483
00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:53,350
the most incredible
484
00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:56,640
generous, charitable
485
00:25:56,670 --> 00:26:00,580
beautiful woman I have ever met
486
00:26:03,050 --> 00:26:07,420
And I'm in love with you
487
00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:24,970
♫ My honey, I know with the dawn ♫
488
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:28,990
♫ that you will be gone ♫
489
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,110
♫ but tonight you belong to me ♫
490
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,300
♫ just to little old me ♫
491
00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,540
- Good
- Say, uh, attention please
492
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:43,100
We're gonna make one last
ill - fated attempt at having dinner
493
00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:46,540
Your presence is requested
in the dining room
494
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,550
These people like to play with fire
495
00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:51,450
Tell me about it
496
00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:53,820
I ain't goin',�back in there
497
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,950
Smart kid
498
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,330
I have a question, Edwin
499
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:10,320
I can't help but think, uh,
you're a bit of a mental, right?
500
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,740
I am Carrots, please
501
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:16,190
Why would social services ever
put a - a child in your care?
502
00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:18,340
What's wrong with me other
than being mentally unbalanced?
503
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:20,104
This is a country that
regulates everything
504
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,898
except Wall Street and the rich,
who we let run amok
505
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,110
but everything else
506
00:27:24,150 --> 00:27:27,140
Parenting, that's the
hardest job anywhere
507
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:28,280
What's your point?
508
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,100
How can we pass out children to nut
jobs, especially little black children,
509
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:35,704
who typically are at risk
and need the best parenting?
510
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,180
What?
511
00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:38,092
Do you know, Denny,
512
00:27:38,127 --> 00:27:40,998
that the fastest growing segment of
homeless in this country is children?
513
00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:42,170
What's that got to do with anything?
514
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:43,850
It's got to do with
these kids need homes
515
00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:46,510
You know, I'm,I'm not sure
I like where this is heading
516
00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:48,140
Maybe we could change the subject
517
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,350
We're all out of subjects
518
00:27:49,390 --> 00:27:51,350
Well, maybe we could talk about
bankruptcy That might pick up,
519
00:27:51,390 --> 00:27:51,970
Oh, damn it
520
00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:53,696
There's nothing wrong
with bankruptcy,Shirley
521
00:27:53,731 --> 00:27:55,229
It's the in thing to be
these days
522
00:27:55,264 --> 00:27:56,950
Oh, good, you're gonna
make fun of poverty now
523
00:27:56,990 --> 00:27:59,480
Hey, how about all those poor
schmucks losing their homes?
524
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,170
I bet that's fun
- I'm not making fun of those schmucks
525
00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,520
It's the schmucks in suits
that I'm making fun of
526
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,170
Do we have to fight?
527
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:08,190
Can we just eat and make small
talk and pretend we like each other?
528
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,870
Hell, we do like each
other Why these guys,
529
00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:12,700
Will you shut up?
530
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,070
That was aggressive
531
00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:22,380
I'm sorry I just
532
00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:25,480
It was my fault I should never
533
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:29,240
The truth is, Carl, I
534
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,320
I'm sorry
535
00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:38,090
I guess I wanted a big, noisy
dinner because sometimes
536
00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:41,035
when the din is loud, I can...
537
00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:43,391
hear him
538
00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:48,640
Hear who?
539
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,240
My father
540
00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:02,840
This is my first Thanksgiving
without him, ever, and
541
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:08,340
I apologize, but, uh, it's
hard to face the quiet, and I
542
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,680
I guess I can find comfort in tumult
543
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,100
Well, once again,
thank you all very much
544
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,650
She said she liked the tumult
545
00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:25,260
And why are you making it
all about you?
546
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:28,380
This was supposed to be a quiet
dinner between Shirley and me
547
00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:30,380
Well, that certainly would've
been dull Can you imagine?
548
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,650
I wonder what you
might have talked about
549
00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:34,690
Probably about how the
firm is going broke
550
00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:41,400
The firm is going broke?
551
00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:46,740
Did I know this and forget? Did I?
552
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,710
No, Denny You didn't know
553
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,740
Well, what's happened?
554
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,290
There he goes, making
it all about him again
555
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:54,530
Oh, will you shut up?
556
00:29:54,570 --> 00:29:57,830
No, Carl It affects us, too
557
00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:01,140
What's going on?
558
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,110
The firm is broke
559
00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:35,820
We're exploring a number of
ways to get an influx of capital
560
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:37,530
We believe we can,
- How could this happen?
561
00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:39,100
How? We got hammered, Denny,
just like everybody else
562
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:40,790
My name is on the door!
563
00:30:40,810 --> 00:30:42,180
Why wasn't I told, damn it?
564
00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:43,500
They knew you'd be upset
565
00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:46,560
Next thing, you'd be running around
telling everybody it was your birthday
566
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,420
Gun!
567
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,770
- I've been hit!
- Denny, for God's sake
568
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:53,102
That's all I hear
Denny, for God's sake
569
00:30:53,137 --> 00:30:55,117
Denny, for God's sake
Denny, for God's sake�
570
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:57,290
Why doesn't anybody
tell me the truth?
571
00:30:57,330 --> 00:30:58,450
I am telling you the truth
572
00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,380
The half - truth
573
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:00,840
Ah, I'm losing blood
574
00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:02,440
It was just a paintball, dawg
575
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,080
- No, I'm telling you exactly,
- What about you and Shirley?
576
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,910
What about it?
577
00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:08,930
How serious are you?
I want to know
578
00:31:09,730 --> 00:31:12,420
Actually, we sort of all do
579
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,870
Okay
580
00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:32,530
Now you know before even Shirley
581
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:35,620
My plan, after our intimate
little dinner together, alone,
582
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:40,910
without any of you, was
to ask her to marry me
583
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,590
Can you believe it?
584
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,810
As partner, I'm on the
hook for the firm's debts
585
00:32:10,850 --> 00:32:13,970
I could be losing money
586
00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:17,520
Jerry, I'm not quite sure how to
respond to your little revelation
587
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,470
You don't need to It's
my problem, not yours
588
00:32:19,510 --> 00:32:21,750
It's my problem if it
affects our friendship
589
00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:24,450
I remain committed to the
friendship I won't let this,
590
00:32:24,490 --> 00:32:27,380
Easier said than done
591
00:32:29,190 --> 00:32:32,850
Perhaps we should seek out
some sort of couples' therapy
592
00:32:32,890 --> 00:32:34,280
We're not a couple, remember?
593
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,650
Well, yes, we are
594
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:39,600
Perhaps not one romantically
linked, but one just the same,
595
00:32:39,610 --> 00:32:44,840
quite an extraordinary couple
with a fairly complicated problem
596
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:11,470
I think you should still ask her
597
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,140
The moment has slightly passed
598
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:14,880
No, it hasn't
599
00:33:14,890 --> 00:33:19,290
If it's meant to be, Carl,
it's the perfect moment
600
00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:20,850
You obviously love her
601
00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:24,990
You must feel confident
that Shirley loves you
602
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,610
Don't let all of us and our
603
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,170
foolishness get in your way
604
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:32,387
Personally, I'm a little
discouraged about what it
605
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,830
means for my own conjugal
prospects with her, but
606
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:38,220
clearly she needs cheering up, Carl
607
00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:41,362
Her father is dead, and
the ice cream's melted
608
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,460
It was wrong of me to pull
this ring out in front of Denny
609
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:47,160
What ring?
610
00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:51,620
Just kidding
611
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:55,100
Ask her to marry you, Carl
612
00:33:55,110 --> 00:33:56,880
I want her to be happy, really
613
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,370
We all do
614
00:33:58,380 --> 00:34:00,560
Shirley deserves a good man
You're a good man, Carl
615
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,780
I know that even if
I don't much like you
616
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:03,870
Why is everybody in here?
617
00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:07,250
Oh, you know what? Could everybody just
clear out? I'd like a little privacy
618
00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:08,770
What's wrong with having it with us?
619
00:34:08,810 --> 00:34:12,630
What's going on? Why
is everybody in here?
620
00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:20,430
- Carl has news
- No, he doesn't
621
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,140
What news?
622
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,810
Oh, this is not how I planned it
623
00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:30,340
Planned what? Will somebody
tell me what is going on?
624
00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:33,850
Shirley, I
625
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,680
No, never mind We'll discuss it later
626
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,330
No, we won't We'll
discuss it right now
627
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:41,230
Hell, where I come from, we
grab the bull by the horns,
628
00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:41,572
that's what we do
629
00:34:41,607 --> 00:34:45,751
No, no, no, no Here
I'll do it I'll do it
630
00:34:45,786 --> 00:34:47,450
Shirley
631
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:51,690
will you marry
- Carl?
632
00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:57,190
He loves you
633
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,550
He wants to spend the
rest of his life with you
634
00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:06,530
Carl, i - is this for real?
635
00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:07,780
Uh, except the execution
636
00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:09,510
I didn't mean for
Denny to do my bidding
637
00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:12,920
Yeah, I'm Cyrano de Bushwhack
638
00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:17,090
Shirley, I have never
loved a woman like I
639
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,880
As of this morning, our
relationship was a secret
640
00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:23,850
Secret's out, toots Just
641
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,690
Denny
642
00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:34,880
Please, Shirley
643
00:35:34,890 --> 00:35:38,430
will you marry me?
644
00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:46,360
I'll give you away
645
00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:48,930
I have had
646
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:50,990
six marriage proposals,
647
00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:56,160
but this is by far the most bizarre
648
00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:58,830
- We're a bizarre group
- Yeah
649
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:04,630
Do me the honor of spending
the rest of your life with me
650
00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:11,570
I would love to marry you, Carl
651
00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:18,020
Really?
652
00:36:18,030 --> 00:36:19,990
- May I kiss,
- Denny
653
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,250
I - I would like to kiss Carl, so
654
00:36:27,890 --> 00:36:30,680
Um, is the day rescued?
655
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:34,220
Consider it saved
656
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,730
All right, contrary to vicious rumors,
the ice cream is not all melted
657
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:52,910
Jerry, one scoop or two?
658
00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:54,520
Just one, thank you
659
00:36:54,530 --> 00:36:56,540
There you are
660
00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:58,910
Katie, this your slice
661
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,820
Thank you
662
00:36:59,830 --> 00:37:02,300
I am a 2- scoop kind of
guy, if you don't mind
663
00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:04,470
Really? And I've always
thought you were a scoop short
664
00:37:04,510 --> 00:37:06,830
- Say it for me, Jerry
- Hoot
665
00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,600
So everybody have a slice now?
666
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,750
- Yes
- Thank you
667
00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:17,960
- May I just say,
- No!
668
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,920
Well, I'm gonna say it just the same
669
00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:25,010
I grew up in a very estranged
670
00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:28,350
unhappy house
671
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:32,440
Most Thanksgivings, my mother spent
serving dinner at other people's homes,
672
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,460
and my father would spend it
673
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,020
I spent many a Thanksgiving in my room,
674
00:37:41,030 --> 00:37:44,690
imagining what big family
dinners were like and,
675
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,940
Alan, is this gonna be like a closing?
676
00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,760
And as I imagined it
677
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:58,030
it was almost exactly like this
678
00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:01,868
A whole bunch of people
actually talking
679
00:38:01,903 --> 00:38:03,951
right there in each other's faces,
680
00:38:04,210 --> 00:38:07,900
laughing one second
and angry the next and
681
00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:09,660
Look what we've
covered toy,
682
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:12,710
race, politics
683
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:18,250
God, marriage, love, death
684
00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:26,480
What fun
685
00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:32,250
Thank you for having us, Shirley
686
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:36,760
This is some family
687
00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:50,430
- Thank God for the pie
- Thank God for the pie
688
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,824
Everybody put something in their
mouth so we can't talk anymore
689
00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:39,868
Denny, are you really okay
with them getting married?
690
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:44,610
I don't know
691
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,070
I will be
692
00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:53,330
I harbored this fantasy that we'd
693
00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:58,940
Imagine my loss It could
be the love I never knew
694
00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:02,200
I'll tell it to you
695
00:40:02,970 --> 00:40:06,250
Unless I forget
696
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,850
How often have you been
697
00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:11,780
getting confused like that?
698
00:40:11,790 --> 00:40:15,470
Well, n - not, uh, not too
699
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,630
God, if I go the way
Shirley's father did,
700
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,580
You won't
701
00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:24,320
- How do you know that?
- Because I'll shoot you
702
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,858
- You wouldn't actually,
- I've already bought the gun
703
00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:30,720
You promise?
704
00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:40,450
Denny, you have defied
the odds your entire life
705
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:43,120
You'll continue to defy the odds
706
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,508
You're probably gonna out live us all
We'll all be dead and buried,
707
00:40:46,548 --> 00:40:50,960
and you'll still be out there,
doing Priceline commercials
708
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:57,390
All the topics we covered
today, we left out
709
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,110
the afterlife
710
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,900
Think there is one?
711
00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:04,920
Oh, I don't
712
00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:09,540
Think we'll be together
somewhere else, on a,on a,
713
00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:13,620
on a bigger balcony, together again?
714
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,530
I do
715
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:30,050
Will we be naked?
716
00:41:30,890 --> 00:41:35,730
I ask because I wonder,
are there clothes in heaven?
717
00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:39,726
And are we as we were
when we were young
718
00:41:39,761 --> 00:41:42,591
or are we as we were
when we died?
719
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:43,610
Is that important?
720
00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:44,340
Well, it is to me
721
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:49,000
I don't want to go through the rest
of eternity with the, uh, mad cow
722
00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,076
I think you are in heaven
723
00:41:52,111 --> 00:41:55,991
as you were
in the best of times here on earth
724
00:41:57,090 --> 00:42:01,040
- Like right now?
- Like right now
725
00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,820
Thanks
726
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,200
Thanks
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