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Previously, on
"Bob Hearts Abishola"...
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Sorry, it should work.
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- I put money on it yesterday.
- Don't worry about it.
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- I have cash.
- Relax, it's on me.
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I saw you help out
that rich old lady and her daughter.
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You do what you can.
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You can always tell
the people
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who've never ridden
a bus before.
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They act like they're going on
a poor person safari.
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Their entitlement's disgusting.
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Olivia.
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Douglas.
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Actually, Doug.
Down-to-Earth Doug.
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That's what my buddies
in the warehouse call me.
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You know, it's important
to have the support
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of the community
when you first move to this country.
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Yes. I am so thankful for it.
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Then you should be
very careful.
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Regarding?
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I know you are...
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Gay.
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Thanks to you,
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I will soon have more
grandchildren than my sister.
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- How many does she have?
- Only seven.
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Chidi Connor Chukwuemeka.
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It has a nice ring.
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What do you think, Morenike?
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I cannot do this.
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I threatened you.
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What? This is your cover story.
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I threatened you,
and this is why
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you left our arrangement.
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There were no other
personal reasons.
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No need to mention
your... lesbianity.
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Although it is your life,
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and if you feel like
you must...
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I am not ready for that.
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Oh, thank God.
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God is good.
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Well, you are in
a wonderful mood.
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I introduced Ebun the Terrible
to Ogechi, the Equally Terrible.
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Their combined judgment
and negativity
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will consume them both.
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Or they will join forces
and destroy us all.
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You doing all right
there, Chuey?
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Hello, Bob.
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I was just thinking about
what could have been.
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Yeah, I'm sorry
about all that.
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- You heard about Morenike?
- I did.
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She just did not seem like
that kind of girl.
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Well, you really can't tell
that kind of thing by looking.
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Although my mom thinks she can.
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It just hurts to be rejected
over something I cannot control.
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I think that's better.
It's not you.
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If she's gay, she's gay.
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She's gay?!
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What's that, now?
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- I was told she did not like the size of my ears.
- Yeah.
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I think we're both saying
the same thing. You said she was gay.
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No, I didn't.
You did.
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Well, don't believe
everything you hear,
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especially with those
tiny ears.
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Real quick, we gotta talk.
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- What is it?
- It's not a big deal.
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It might be a big deal.
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It's a big deal.
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Abishola, I love your church.
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I'm glad you enjoyed it,
Mummy.
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That Ogechi is wonderful.
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So beautiful and funny.
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She reminds me of me.
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You know that thing
you were privy to,
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that then I was privy to,
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but no one else
was privy to?
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Well, I may have made
Chukwuemeka... privy.
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What?
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And I love the congregation.
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Ogechi says I should
consider moving.
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What?!
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I would get to enjoy
the Nigerian community here
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and be closer to you,
Abishola.
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I could be by your side
at every moment.
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But-but wouldn't Dele need your
guidance and wisdom in Nigeria?
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It's fine.
We could FaceTime.
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Of course you can stay
as long as you want, Mummy.
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Unless Bob can think of a reason
why you could not.
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Maybe I should go back
to Nigeria with Dele.
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What are you talking about?
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Just until you stop
being mad at me.
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Why would I be mad at you?
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- Is that Kemi?
- Yes.
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Oh, she'll tell you.
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Hello?
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"Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing...
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*BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA*
Season 03 Episode 11
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Episode Title: "Cats in a Bathtub"
Aired on: January 17, 2022.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Would it be too forward to offer
the bus driver a snack?
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Oh, it's kind of against
company policy.
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God, it's...
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- Go ahead and take that.
- You devil.
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I've been called worse.
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So, now that I've
effectively bribed you,
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maybe it's time we go
on a real date.
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You mean off the bus?
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- I do.
- I'd like that.
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- So would I.
- Then we should.
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- Why don't we?
- I'm pretty sure we are.
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Then it's a date.
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I can't wait.
Douchebag.
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Excuse me?
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This guy in the Porsche
in front of me.
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Hang up with your accountant.
The light's green!
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Some people are just
so entitled.
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Yeah. Plus, that's
a base-model Porsche.
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He couldn't even spring
for the Touring Package. Huh?
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Nothing. Move it, loser!
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Never touch a lady's horn.
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Got it.
We're not there yet.
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Okay, so I spoke to
Chukwuemeka.
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He has promised he will not
tell anybody about Morenike.
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Which means his mother will know
in about two hours.
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And once he's told Ogechi,
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he's told the whole
of Nigeria.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Same day delivery.
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- She's the Amazon Prime of gossip.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's hard to believe Ogechi
got a bigger mouth than Kemi.
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She does not.
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It is true. I have been known
to spread a tasty morsel or two.
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Morsel or two?!
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You come running to me
every time one of your
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kitchen boys sleeps
with another nurse.
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Would you rather
I not tell you?
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I didn't say that.
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Okay, then.
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Because Dominic is sleeping with
a certain busty brunette
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in Pediatrics.
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Vanessa? Bustier.
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Joann?!
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You see, for me,
it's not about the gossip.
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It's about the joy it puts
on people's faces.
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I hate to think about
what would happen
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if Morenike's family
does find out.
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You think they'll disown her?
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Or worse, call her
back to Nigeria
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and force her to marry
a man of their choosing.
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At least she'll have a family.
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Yes, a family, but no freedom.
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Here she can be herself,
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frolicking with the other
lesbians at the farmers market.
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What can you do?
You can't stop the rumor mill.
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No.
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But if you cannot stop
the message,
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you can attack the messenger.
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What do you mean?
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I could spread a rumor
about Ogechi.
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Something much juicier than
Morenike's lesbianity.
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What's juicier than lesbianity?
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I'm just spitballing here,
but maybe something about
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Ogechi's mental state;
Perhaps dementia.
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Or syphilis.
Or dementia caused by syphilis.
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Ooh, look at that mouth go.
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It's nice to see you
use it for good.
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I do what I can.
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Hey, do either of you guys know
any cheap date spots?
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My wife and I go to the library.
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We each pick out a book
we think the other would like.
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That sounds lovely.
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You do not know romance
until you have had your wife
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read Tom Clancy aloud.
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Does that get you laid?
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No.
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Perhaps you can take
a walk by the lake.
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I know it smells like
dirty diapers and dead fish,
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but sometimes you can see
a sailboat.
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So what I'm getting from both
of you is that being poor sucks.
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- Yes, it does.
- It is not the greatest.
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What's going on?
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My working-class alter ego
has a date.
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Nice! What's that mean?
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Met this bus driver.
She's super cool.
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But I kind of told her
I was poor,
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which means I can't
buy her things
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to get her to like me.
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You do not have to
buy women things
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to get them to like you.
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Kofo, bud, that's the
dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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Douglas, just be yourself.
It has worked so far.
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No, it hasn't.
She's never met the real Doug.
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She only knows Bus Doug.
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Bus Doug is charming
and down to earth.
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Can I meet Bus Doug?
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You'd like him.
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He yells at Porsches
and gives out pudding cups.
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We just need to warn Morenike
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that her secret
may be getting out.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Because of Bob!
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Do we have to mention
the Bob part?
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Did you have to mention
the gay part?
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Fair.
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Be gone, servant of Satan!
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That can't be good.
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We rebuke the demon
of gayness.
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Exit! Be gone!
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Don't just stand there.
Join the circle.
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Morenike needs your prayers.
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I really shouldn't.
I'm a Presbyterian.
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Your child has strayed,
O God. Please,
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give her the strength
to find her way back to you.
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- Bring her back!
- Hallelujah!
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Neither adulterers, nor men
who have sex with men
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will inherit the kingdom
of God!
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Praise His kingdom! Amen!
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Um, Pastor,
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just one question:
What about the women?
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Excuse me?
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Well, you just quoted
First Corinthians,
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which I do not believe
contains any mention of...
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lady love.
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Just as man shall not
lie with man,
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woman shall not lie
with woman.
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According to you.
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But God remains rather
quiet on the subject.
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How dare you question
a man of God.
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He has dropped everything
to help us guide Sister Morenike
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away from the devil's clutches!
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Let us pray.
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Yes, for all our wretched souls.
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What are you talking about?
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Haven't we all sinned?
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Leviticus says pork
is forbidden.
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Have we not all enjoyed
the sins of a Baconator?
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Big-time sinner
over here.
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I, too, have strayed.
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Plus, Romans 1:30 says
that slanderers and gossips
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deserve to die.
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Pastor...
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does that mean
we will have to
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put our dear Ogechi down
like a dog?
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Do not be ridiculous.
You are the sinner,
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fornicating with
my Chukwuemeka out of wedlock.
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My biggest sin is
enjoying every second of it.
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You allow your son
to be bewitched by that?
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You are one to talk. What does that mean?
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Your daughter is divorced
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and married to a Presbyterian.
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Come to think of it,
I may be Lutheran.
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See, he does not even know
what God he worships.
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He may be godless, but I heard
you have syphilis.
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Ooh, I heard that rumor, too.
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Are you all right?
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00:11:11,176 --> 00:11:12,169
Do you need to go home
254
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,779
- and take care of your syphilis?
- How dare you!
255
00:11:13,863 --> 00:11:15,059
I am not saying
it is true,
256
00:11:15,144 --> 00:11:16,276
- I am telling you what I heard
- You do not want trouble with me.
257
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,122
On the streets of Detroit.
258
00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:18,027
You do not want my trouble.
259
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,334
- I want your trouble.
- I invite your trouble...
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00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,731
- Hey.
- Hey.
261
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,428
I thought I wasn't seeing you
until later.
262
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,779
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you.
263
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:33,347
But first, I gotta pay
with my black card.
264
00:11:33,769 --> 00:11:35,132
You have a black card?
265
00:11:35,449 --> 00:11:37,841
Yes, I have a black card,
266
00:11:37,926 --> 00:11:39,571
because, Olivia,
267
00:11:39,809 --> 00:11:41,871
I am a douchebag.
268
00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,153
What?
269
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:47,403
I lied to you.
I'm not down to earth.
270
00:11:47,488 --> 00:11:48,849
I collect watches.
271
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,731
I sleep on Egyptian
cotton sheets.
272
00:11:50,816 --> 00:11:52,170
I stand because
I like talking to you,
273
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,091
but also 'cause these
bus seats are gross.
274
00:11:54,176 --> 00:11:55,848
And these are $800 jeans.
275
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,605
$800?
276
00:11:57,746 --> 00:12:01,199
Okay, I lied again.
These are $1,200 jeans.
277
00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:03,356
That's two months' rent.
278
00:12:03,441 --> 00:12:05,207
I know that.
279
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,536
Okay, I lied again.
I didn't know that.
280
00:12:07,621 --> 00:12:09,296
I have no concept of money.
281
00:12:10,184 --> 00:12:12,035
Why are you saying all this?
282
00:12:12,302 --> 00:12:14,217
Because you deserve the truth.
283
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,963
You shouldn't date
someone like me.
284
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,394
Yeah, I've been trying
to change.
285
00:12:20,676 --> 00:12:24,094
I have an actual job now,
made some real friends,
286
00:12:24,215 --> 00:12:27,160
but... deep down,
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00:12:27,606 --> 00:12:30,279
I don't think I'll ever
be good enough for you.
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Got it.
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Have a nice life.
290
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:38,848
That's it?
291
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,280
A guy tells me he's a jerk,
292
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I'm gonna believe him.
293
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,332
Yeah. Makes sense.
294
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,363
What did you expect me to say?
295
00:12:47,973 --> 00:12:49,641
I don't know.
In the movie version,
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00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:53,036
you'd at least be touched
by my honesty,
297
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,902
and then pull the bus over
and make out with me.
298
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,637
Stand behind the yellow line,
please.
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00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:03,233
Yeah.
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00:13:03,318 --> 00:13:04,769
Sorry.
301
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,244
Thank you, Pastor!
302
00:13:11,329 --> 00:13:13,549
Come again, anytime.
303
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,387
He will never come again.
304
00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:19,856
Abishola, what were
you and Kemi thinking?
305
00:13:19,941 --> 00:13:21,368
I'm sorry, Auntie.
306
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,769
We were just trying
to help Morenike.
307
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,590
I'll apologize to the pastor.
308
00:13:25,785 --> 00:13:28,599
You should. Your behavior
was almost as shameful
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00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:31,509
- as Ogechi's condition.
- Poor Ogechi.
310
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:34,414
Yes. Good thing her son
is a pharmacist.
311
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,457
Can I get you some tea?
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00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,217
No, thank you.
313
00:13:44,495 --> 00:13:45,827
How about some of this cake?
314
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,004
No.You sure?
315
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,441
There was a lot of fire
and brimstone talk out there,
316
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:54,863
but this right here is
heaven on a plate.
317
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:04,020
- I'm so sorry.
- Okay.
318
00:14:04,254 --> 00:14:06,318
No, really.
319
00:14:06,473 --> 00:14:08,328
Even though it was an accident,
320
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,722
I had no right
to share your secret.
321
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:14,176
Yes, you had no right.
322
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,660
Is there anything
I can do to help?
323
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,404
I've been calling my parents
all day.
324
00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:26,259
No answer every time.
325
00:14:26,871 --> 00:14:28,716
And now all I can do is wonder
326
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,003
if it is because
they are busy,
327
00:14:31,418 --> 00:14:33,910
or because they're never
going to speak to me again.
328
00:14:35,019 --> 00:14:36,195
So, no...
329
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,575
...there is nothing
you can do to help.
330
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,371
Got it.
331
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,098
I will speak to Bob,
and if he agrees,
332
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,014
I'll invite Morenike
to stay with us.
333
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,589
Why would you do that?
334
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,684
Huh?
335
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,544
I assumed you would not want
the old hens at church
336
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,449
talking about you
if she stays here.
337
00:14:58,534 --> 00:15:01,184
We cannot control
what people say.
338
00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:04,754
And I am one of those old hens.
339
00:15:05,644 --> 00:15:08,739
Yes. But I do not think
Morenike will hide
340
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,301
who she is any longer.
341
00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:12,479
And I promised
I'll support that.
342
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,441
I understand if you do not.
343
00:15:14,526 --> 00:15:16,531
Her life will be
very difficult.
344
00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,613
But she is family,
345
00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,971
and family should never
turn their back on you.
346
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:24,100
It happened to us when Tunde
refused to take another wife.
347
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,824
I do not want that pain
for anyone.
348
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,762
- Especially one of my beloved nieces.
- Mm.
349
00:15:30,143 --> 00:15:33,410
- Morenike will stay here.
- Mm-hmm.
350
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,997
Of course she will.
351
00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:38,637
Mm.
Mm.
352
00:15:44,973 --> 00:15:46,755
Are you still playing this?
353
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,637
We're having fun.
354
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,958
When I was your age,
we had to escape our problems
355
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:53,160
the old-fashioned way.
356
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:56,027
Hey, I'm a fan
of the classics, too.
357
00:15:56,382 --> 00:15:58,232
Nice role modeling,
Uncle Doug.
358
00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:00,863
I'm showing him
what not to do.
359
00:16:00,957 --> 00:16:02,834
It's very powerful.
360
00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:04,716
You'll never make
your life better
361
00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:05,973
by sitting around moping.
362
00:16:06,058 --> 00:16:07,903
You gotta go out and live.
363
00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:10,934
I'd have to take a bus
to do that.
364
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:12,816
Ignore him.
365
00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:16,065
One night I was down on myself
like this one here.
366
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,769
But my girlfriends
dragged me out to go dancing.
367
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,634
I tied one on,
and the next morning
368
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,072
I woke up with a headache
and a future husband.
369
00:16:23,473 --> 00:16:25,335
You never know.
370
00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:27,512
Tied one on?
371
00:16:27,597 --> 00:16:28,946
It means she was drunk.
372
00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:32,637
Drunk and hopeful.
Don't you forget that.
373
00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:34,551
I'm learning a lot here.
374
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,195
What the hell?
375
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,926
Hey, pass me his beer,
would you?
376
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:54,146
- Hey.
- Get in.
377
00:16:54,268 --> 00:16:55,617
Okay.
378
00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:59,817
Look, I'm sorry I lied to you.
Like I said...
379
00:16:59,902 --> 00:17:01,731
- Stop talking.
- Okay.
380
00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:05,105
I don't like that you lied,
381
00:17:06,582 --> 00:17:09,387
but I believe you when
you said you want to change.
382
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,095
You do?
383
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:15,254
What can I say?
I was touched by your honesty.
384
00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:17,039
- See? That's what...
- I'm not finished.
385
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,473
Okay.
386
00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:20,694
I'm gonna give you
one more chance.
387
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,269
But if you lie to me again,
388
00:17:23,483 --> 00:17:26,181
I'm gonna run you over
with this bus.
389
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:31,066
Okay.Okay.
390
00:17:31,432 --> 00:17:32,741
Let's go to dinner.
391
00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:35,570
Right now? Where the hell
am I gonna park the bus?
392
00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:38,974
The place I'm gonna take you,
throw enough cash at it,
393
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,754
they'll valet anything.
394
00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:44,035
Wow.
That was really douchey.
395
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,242
Sorry, I'm still in recovery.
396
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,801
I'm gonna need you to tell me
every time I do that.
397
00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:52,879
Don't worry... I will.
398
00:18:01,952 --> 00:18:04,520
- Praise the Lord-o.
- Hallelujah.
399
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,088
I said praise the Lord-o!
400
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,177
Hallelujah!
401
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,092
Let us put our hands together.
402
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:15,419
♪ You are the Lord
403
00:18:15,504 --> 00:18:16,700
♪ ..the Lord! ♪
404
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:19,997
- ♪ Forevermore
- ♪ Forevermore!
405
00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:21,927
♪ We lift you high
406
00:18:22,012 --> 00:18:25,591
- ♪ High! ♪
- ♪ Offering praises to you, O God
407
00:18:25,676 --> 00:18:27,333
♪ O God, O God
408
00:18:27,418 --> 00:18:29,450
♪ Thy kingdom come
409
00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:30,985
♪ Thy kingdom come!
410
00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:32,865
♪ Thy will be done
411
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:34,910
♪ Thy will be done...
412
00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:37,223
She's got confidence,
you gotta give her that.
413
00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:40,207
And the voice of a fallen angel.
414
00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:42,275
Isn't she wonderful?
415
00:18:45,587 --> 00:18:47,662
♪ You alone deserve the praise
416
00:18:47,747 --> 00:18:49,752
♪ Almighty God
417
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:51,660
- ♪ You alone
- ♪ You alone
418
00:18:51,745 --> 00:18:53,489
- ♪ You alone
- ♪ You alone!
419
00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:57,407
♪ You alone deserve
our praise... ♪
420
00:18:57,492 --> 00:18:58,844
I can sit in the back.
421
00:18:59,002 --> 00:19:00,816
You will sit with your family.
422
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,926
- ♪ You alone deserve the glory
- Glory!
423
00:19:04,011 --> 00:19:06,552
- ♪ Yeah, you alone
- ♪ You alone!
424
00:19:06,636 --> 00:19:08,410
♪ You alone
425
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,590
♪ You alone deserve
the praise ♪
426
00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:13,548
- ♪ Oh, you alone
- ♪ You alone
427
00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,340
- ♪ You alone
- ♪ You alone
428
00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:18,800
- ♪ You alone deserve the glory
- ♪ Glory!
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00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:25,463
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