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Previously
onYoung Sheldon...
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You see
that little screw there?
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Just go ahead
and tighten her up.
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BILLY: Like this?GEORGE SR.: Yep.
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Uh, run outside
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and turn the water back on.
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Who knew you were so handy?
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Yeah. There's just things
guys need to be good at.
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What else you good at?
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Pastor Jeff is
looking to bring in
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a youth pastor.Well, hey, y'all.
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I need to tell you something
in confidence.
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No one's home.
It's just the two of us.
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That's what I was hoping.
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This is wrong.
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[gasps]
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Hey.
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Oh, hi.Question.
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Y'all ever had a youth lock-in?
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Oh. No.
Whenever we talk about it,
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Pastor Jeff shoots it down.Why?
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Kids love sleepovers.
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Doing it here
shows them church can be fun.
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I don't know.
The Methodists did it last year.
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They're still cleaning up
Silly String.
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Sounds like they had a blast.
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I'll talk to Pastor Jeff.
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[chuckles]: Okay,
but don't say I didn't warn you.
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Lock-in? I love it!
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Look at that.
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You always say no.
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That was before I had a baby
in the house.
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I love him, but a night away
sounds like magic.
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I'm on it. Hey, you want
to chaperone with me?
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Oh. Uh...
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I don't know.ROB:
Come on.
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We'll pull an all-nighter.
It'll be fun.
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JEFF:
Yeah, Mary.
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Don't be such a lame-o.
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[chuckles]I'm not a lame-o.
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I'm a fun-o.
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So you're in?
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You betcha.
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All right. Fun-o is in.
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We got ourselves
a lock-in to plan.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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[exhales]
Come on.
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[sighs]
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Need a hand?
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This thing ate my quarters,
and now it's stuck.
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That tends to happen
with number seven.
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What you want to do
is a push-pull.
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And here I was just pushing
like a damn fool.
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[chuckles]I ain't seen you in here before.
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Oh, I just moved back
from San Antonio.
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Oh, big city girl.
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Well, now I'm "living
back with my parents" girl.
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That's all right.
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I lived with my folks
not too long ago.
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Isn't it weird?
Whenever you live at home,
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no matter how old you are,
you feel like a teenager.
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It did feel that way.
I'm Georgie.
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Mandy.
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And now that we're
on a first-name basis,
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I'm gonna throw my underwear
in here.
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And since I'm a gentleman,
I ain't gonna look.
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You just looked.
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I did.
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You do not look as if you meet
the age requirement.
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I'll be 16 next month.
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Wil Wheaton plays
Wesley Crusher.
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He's a child prodigy
who's very young
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to be on the bridge of
a Galaxy-class starship.
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Okay.But he's so intelligent
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that most people
come to rely on him.
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Okay.
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Sounds kind of familiar, huh?Okay.
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[door opens]
MARY:
Anybody home?
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[door closes]
In here.
Hello.
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Okay.
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I have something fun for us
to do on Saturday night.
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Ooh, what?The church is thinking...
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No.
Ugh.
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Hold on.
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We're gonna do
an overnight lock-in
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with pizza and games and movies.
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Boys and girls?
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Yes.
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I got to find cute pajamas.
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So, what do you say?
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Disrupting my sleep schedule
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to fraternize
with children my own age?
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We both know the answer.MARY:
I figured.
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I just wanted to make sure.
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Although I could use
someone as my eyes and ears
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if the kids get
to causing trouble.
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Are you asking me
to help enforce the rules
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and police the other children?
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Well, I wouldn't put it
quite like that.
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Because if you do, I'm in.
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Then what you said.
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I need to pick out pajamas.
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Did you give it
the old push-pull?
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You're back soon.
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What do you know
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about getting wine stains
out of rayon?
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You got to let it soak first.
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Does that work?
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I don't know.
That's just my answer
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to every laundry question.
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[laughs]
Smooth.
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So, what'd you do
in San Antonio?
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I was the weather girl
at the local TV station.
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No way.
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So you were on TV?
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5:30 every morning.
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More people are seeing me
right here.
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Why'd you leave?
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The station manager and I
broke up.
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But now his new girlfriend
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gets to be on TV.
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At 8:30. That bitch.
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That sucks.And now
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I'm here,
hoping I don't run into anybody
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I went to high school with.
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Well, I think you're safe.
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Loretta there is one
of our younger customers.
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Oh. Seems like a good place
to meet girls.
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I met you.
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But play it cool.
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Loretta can get real jealous.
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[whispers]:Okay.
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Last chance.
You can still come chaperone.
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Hmm. All night in a church
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with a bunch
of other people's kids.
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And Pastor Jeff and Pastor Rob.
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Ooh, two pastors?
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Well, that is hard to say no to,
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but let me give it a shot. No.
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Your loss.
Missy, tell Billy we're leaving
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in 20 minutes!MISSY:
Okay!
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Billy's going, too, huh?
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Yeah, of course.And Brenda gonna chaperone?
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She was less interested
than you.[chuckles]
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Oh, there's no way
she's less interested than me.
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[sighs]
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[indistinct chatter]
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JEFF:Well,
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I've already confiscated
a can of shaving cream,
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a box of stink bombs
and a PG-13 movie.
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What was the movie? Dirty Dancing.
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Which is redundant
because all dancing's dirty.
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Well, I guess it's good
we got some eyes on the inside.
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Okay, I think everyone's here.
Why don't we, uh,
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circle up,
kick things off with a prayer.
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Great.
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Great. Take
your neighbor's hand.
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Uh, Pastor Jeff,
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why don't you get in
on this. [chuckles]JEFF: Okay. [chuckles]
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I'm neither holding hands
nor praying.
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I don't even know
why I walked over here.
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Heavenly Father, may this
evening bring us closer to you.
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Keep us safe
and, most importantly,
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Heavenly Father, help us
rock this night of fellowship.
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In Jesus' name
we pray, amen.
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ALL:
Amen.
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I don't think he heard you.
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Amen!
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He can't hear you
because he's not real.
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One more time
for Sheldon, y'all.
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Amen!
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[TV playing indistinctly]
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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[phone rings]
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Hello.
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Hello?
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[door creaking over TV]
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I've seen this before.
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They're big now,
but they're gonna get small.
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Yeah. It's called Honey,
I Shrunk the Kids.
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[whispers]:
If you get scared, I'm here.
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Terrific.
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Bad news.
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Baby's got a fever.
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I need to go home.Oh, no.
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Well, don't worry about things
here. We got it covered.
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Thank you.PEG:
If you want
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extra help, I can come.
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N-No, no, we need you here.
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I think you and I
could handle it alone.
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N... This is definitely
a three-person job.
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[chuckles]:
Okay, if you say so.
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JEFF:
All right, good luck.
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I'm here in spirit.
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If Sheldon
finds booze, dibs.
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GEORGE JR.:
You know one of the best things
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about working here? I always
smell like dryer sheets.
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Is that a good thing?
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Compared to how I used to smell,
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yeah.[dryer buzzes]
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Oh. I guess I'm done.
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Actually, sometimes
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these machines don't get it
all dry on the first go.
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Let me buy you
another round.
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Okay. Thanks.[coins clink]
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[dryer beeps]
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How about, while this runs,
I take you to dinner?
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How old are you?
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GEORGE JR.:
Do not say 17.
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Old enough.
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Old enough to what? To drink?
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Yes, ma'am.
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[chuckles]: "Ma'am"?
How old do you think I am?
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Well, I'm also old enough
to know that's a trap,
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so...
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How old are you?
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25.21.
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I was worried
you were gonna say "19."
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Oh, no, I promise
I'm not 19.
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[TV playing indistinctly][phone rings]
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Hello.
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Hey.Oh. Hi, Connie.
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Is your power out?
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No. Yours?
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Well, I just like asking
everybody that question.
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Of course it's out.
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Don't yell at me.
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I'm not yelling at you.
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It's just
such a stupid question.
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Maybe it's just my side
of the street.
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Hey, I'm here by myself.
Why don't you
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come by?I'm good.
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What, you'd rather sit
in the dark
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than hang out with me?
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I got candles.
I'm gonna get some takeout.
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I'm good.
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Ooh. Well, I could come over.
We could...
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No. Bye.
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Hey. It's George.
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You want to grab a drink?
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Well, I'm a little busy,
but, uh, sure.
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Why not?♪ Thank you
for bein' a friend. ♪
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Gentlemen. How are we tonight?
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[whispers]:
Be cool.Y'all wouldn't be
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planning on throwing
any water balloons
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at the girls later?
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No, sir.
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Nice try.
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How did he know?
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Maybe God told him.
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What are you girls reading?
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Christian Teen.
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It's such a good one.
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Oh.
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Really, girls?
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00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,460
How'd you know?MARY:
Because I am your mother
262
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,158
and I know everything.
263
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,726
You can keep this one.
264
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:46,733
What'd you get?
265
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,909
Backpack full of
water balloons.
266
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,084
Oh.ROB:
You?
267
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,346
Sassymagazine.
268
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,564
[Peg laughs]ROB:Uh-oh.
269
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,218
I found this Walkman.
270
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,220
Peg, they can have that.
271
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,440
Mine now.
272
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,442
You guys want to play sardines?
273
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,878
What's that?MISSY:
It's like
274
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,793
hide-and-seek
except one person hides
275
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,665
and everyone else
tries to find them.
276
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,363
That sounds like an
acceptable form of fun.
277
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,060
It's only fun when we have
a really good hider,
278
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,366
so not you.
279
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,846
Hold on, I'm an excellent hider.
280
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,195
Do you know
how many small spaces
281
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,849
I've been stuffed into
in my life?
282
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,415
All right, go hide.
283
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,200
We'll close our eyes
and count to 20.
284
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,681
BILLY:
One. Two.
285
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,639
Three.Why are you counting?
286
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,859
[grunts "I don't know"]
287
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:28,992
When you did the weather,
288
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,777
how'd you know
if it was gonna rain or not?
289
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,517
Oh, I didn't.
290
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,216
I just wore something low-cut
and read it off a screen.
291
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,697
Nice.[laughs]
292
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,744
Who's that?
293
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,964
That's my grandma.
She owns the Laundromat.
294
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,879
Oh, cool.Not really.
295
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,837
I'm supposed to be there
right now. Hey,
296
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,360
Meemaw.Well,
297
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,014
funny seeing you here.
298
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,929
I'm just taking
a little dinner break.
299
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,714
This is my friend Mandy.
300
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:55,758
Hi, Mandy.
301
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:56,977
Hello.
302
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,021
CHLOE:
Here we go,
303
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,719
two margaritas.
304
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,809
You need a chair?
305
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:03,853
No, she's good.
306
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:04,854
Okay. Be back in a sec
307
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,116
to take your order.
308
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,510
I love their margaritas.
309
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,686
Yeah, but I'm driving,
310
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,732
so I'll probably
just have a sip or two.
311
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,996
Or none.
I'm pretty full on chips.
312
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:19,347
[chuckles] He is
such a responsible young man.GEORGE JR.: Well,
313
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,783
this was fun.
314
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,350
It was for me.
315
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,613
Nice meeting you.
316
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,273
["Don't It Make My Brown Eyes
Blue" by Crystal Gayle playing]
317
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,406
[indistinct chatter][bowling pins falling]
318
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,801
♪ Don't know when
I've been so blue... ♪
319
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,629
Interesting bar, George.
320
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,370
Just wanted a change of pace.
321
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,806
Well, other than
322
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,243
the noise and smell,
you've picked a winner.
323
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,769
You want to go someplace else,
we'll go someplace else.
324
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,902
No, I'm happy to stay here
and bust your balls.
325
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,164
I see they've even got
326
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,776
a chili dog buffet,
and just the sight of it
327
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,517
makes me want to sit
on a toilet.
328
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,045
Hey.
329
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,220
Hey.
330
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,222
What brings you here?
331
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,311
Just having a drink
with my buddy Tom.
332
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:13,357
Tom, this is my neighbor Brenda.
333
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,620
Well, hello there.
334
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,623
Hi.
335
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,626
Don't you usually hang out
at Nate's?
336
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,673
Well, I thought
that was more yourspot.
337
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,415
Yeah, usually.
338
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,853
But tonight he took me
to this charming dump.
339
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,507
She works here.
340
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,510
Cool.
341
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,255
Well, it was nice meeting
you. I'll let y'all
342
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,865
enjoy your night.Good seeing you.
343
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,432
Hey, if you're
here by yourself,
344
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,608
join us.Oh, no.
345
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,871
No, I wouldn't
want to intrude.
346
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,438
We're probably
leaving soon, anyways.
347
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,787
What are you talking about?
348
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,789
You made me put on pants
and leave the house.
349
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,357
I'm at least getting a beer
out of this.
350
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,490
Fine.
351
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,797
Sit. I'll grab us a round.
352
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,715
[exhales]
353
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,501
[exhales]I guess I came here tonight
to avoid you,
354
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,503
and you had the same idea.Mm.
355
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,114
Kind of funny.
356
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,593
Hilarious.
357
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,815
You can just put it
in the filing cabinet.Oh, yeah.
358
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,863
Wow.
[chuckles]
359
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,603
Were all these cigarettes
taken from the kids?
360
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,518
Oh, no, those are Peg's.
361
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,521
She's got them
stashed everywhere.[exhales]
362
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:31,783
[sniffs]
363
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,437
Takes me back.
364
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,657
You were a smoker?In college.
365
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,878
You know,
I was trying to look older.
366
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,792
Oh. Did it work?[laughs]
367
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,579
Imagine the Gerber Baby
puffing on a Marlboro Light.
368
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,668
[laughs]I'm glad I quit, though.
369
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,713
It's a disgusting habit.
370
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,064
Oh, it is.Yeah.
371
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,980
I do miss it sometimes, though.
[exhales]
372
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,330
Interesting.Oh.
373
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,766
It was a long time ago.
374
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,985
How long?
375
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,944
Not that long.[chuckles]
376
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,642
Okay,
I got a confession to make.
377
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,905
Me, too.
378
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,907
[gasps softly]
When?Well,
379
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,212
when I first started this job.
380
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,344
Oh!Yeah,
381
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,954
I was pretty stressed-out.
[chuckles]
382
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,435
You wouldn't have known it.Oh.
383
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,653
Thank you.
384
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,525
When was your last one?
385
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,005
Wednesday.
386
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,310
Wow.
387
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,791
I was having a hard time
with the kids.
388
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,314
[chuckles]
389
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,102
You know,
there's lighters in here, too.
390
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,719
I think she's asleep.
391
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,808
What if she's dead?
392
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,814
[snoring]
393
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,599
[whispers]:
She's not dead.
394
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,905
She looks dead.
395
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,733
I'm not dead.
396
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,822
[grunts]
397
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:02,048
22 minutes.
This has to be a record.
398
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,834
♪ Are you ready for love?
399
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,792
Before this goes
any further,
400
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,359
there's something
I got to tell you.
401
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,362
This is going further? Sweet.Listen to me.
402
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,584
I wasn't completely honest
about my age.
403
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,542
You weren't?
404
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:23,373
I'm actually... 29.
405
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,593
No kidding.
406
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,638
Yeah.
407
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,860
Well, then, I guess there's
something I should tell you.
408
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,036
I'm totally fine with that.
409
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,646
Great.
410
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,521
This is wrong, right?
411
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,089
You mean how much
we're enjoying it?
Yes.
412
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,091
[both laugh]
413
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,441
Well, that's the nice thing
about being Christian.
414
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,400
We can always ask
for forgiveness.
415
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,272
You have to really mean it.Trust me, when I wake up
416
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,622
with this taste in my mouth,
I'll mean it.
417
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,145
[chuckles]
418
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,670
I guess it reminds
me of being young.
419
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,455
Hmm.
[chuckles]
420
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,674
You remember
your first cigarette?
421
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,024
Eighth grade.
422
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,851
I snuck it out of
my mom's purse.
423
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,984
[chuckles]Ugh, menthol.
424
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,812
Ooh.
[chuckles][chuckles]
425
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,292
You?
426
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,989
Freshman year of college,
427
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:18,211
trying to impress
Melissa Coolidge at a party.Mm. [chuckles]
428
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,692
Man, I threw up so much.[chuckles]:Oh, no.
429
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,129
In my defense,
430
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,522
it was
an impressive amount.
431
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,872
[both laugh]
432
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,266
Anyway, his name is Billy,
433
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,139
and he's in sixth grade,
so you're gonna be seeing him
434
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,794
in three or four
or five years.[chuckles]
435
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,797
You met him at my house
when we were playing poker.
436
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,539
The big kid. I love that kid.GEORGE SR.:
Mm-hmm.
437
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,152
Good. Remember that
when he's failing homeroom.
438
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,284
Oh, don't worry about grades.
439
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,373
He's gonna be a linebacker.
440
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,115
Where you been hiding
this one, George?
441
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,725
Haven't been hiding her.
442
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,033
Well, not that easy to hide.
[chuckles]
443
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,643
I'll get us another round.
444
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,124
Tell her how I make more money
than you.
445
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,083
[chuckles]
446
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,087
Think I'm gonna head out.
447
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,610
Please don't.
448
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,699
I need to.
449
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,570
You stay. I'll go.
450
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,659
No. You're having fun.
451
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,575
Are you mad at me?
452
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,100
No.
453
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,407
["Pride and Joy"
by Stevie Ray Vaughan playing]
454
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,107
♪ Yeah, I love my baby
455
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,109
♪ Heart and soul
456
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,154
♪ Love like ours
457
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,590
♪ Won't never grow old
458
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,289
[sighs]♪ She's my sweet little thing
459
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,293
♪ She's my pride and joy
460
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,905
♪ She's my sweet little baby
461
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,213
♪ I'm her little lover boy
462
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:52,653
♪ Yeah, I love my baby
like the finest wine ♪
463
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,002
♪ Stick with her
464
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,526
♪ Until the end of time
465
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,007
♪ She's my sweet little thing
466
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,576
♪ She's my pride and joy
467
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,231
♪ She's my sweet little baby
468
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:09,887
♪ I'm her little lover boy.
469
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,020
♪
470
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,393
Peg, how's it going?
471
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:40,440
Last time I checked,
they were all alive.
472
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,485
Where's Sheldon?
473
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,619
Huh.
474
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,796
MARY:
Sheldon? Where are you?
475
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,667
ROB:
Sheldon?
476
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,453
ADULT SHELDON:
That night began
my winning streak at sardines.
477
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:56,804
Every lock-in,
every birthday party,
478
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,284
someone suggested we play,
479
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,982
and I won every time.
480
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,679
MARY:
Sheldon!
481
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,420
ADULT SHELDON:
I'm the king of sardines.
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