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First off, I want to
thank you both for coming.
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Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?
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Uh, he didn't do anything.
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Gosh, Tom,
I want to believe you.
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Okay, the problem is,
the curriculum here
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is not challenging enough
for Sheldon.
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Now, he gets bored
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and maybe doesn't
express himself
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in the most productive way.
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And so the square of sine
plus cosine equals one.
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Sheldon.
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I don't want to embarrass you,
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so I'm going
to give you a moment
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to think about
what you just said.
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Ms. MacElroy.
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What?
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I'm wondering if you read
the book you assigned to us,
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because I did.
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WILKINS:
20 laps.
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Cooper.
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If you're going
to ask us to run,
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don't you think you should
lead by example?
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So you're saying he's being rude
to his teachers?
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That's unacceptable.
I'll-I'll give him a talkin' to.
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I don't know
if I'd call him rude.
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Well, put a word on it.
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Rude, let's go with rude.
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Rude is good.
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So what do you want us to do?
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I want you to consider another
approach to his education.
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Okay.
What does that mean?
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I recently had a nice chat
with the head
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of Wilmot Academy
for Gifted Children.
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Now, I told her all about
Sheldon, and she seemed to think
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he would be a perfect fit
over there.
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MARY: We already looked
into private school.
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We can't afford it.
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Not unless you're
giving me a raise.
I'm not.
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Okay, just checking.
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But I can tell you this.
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Wilmot has been known
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to give children like Sheldon
full scholarship.
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Take a look at that.
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My goodness.
No kidding.
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Yeah, just read up on it.
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Give it some thought.
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MARY:
Hold on.
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This place is in Dallas;
that's three hours away.
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Well, yeah, but, uh,
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what they do
in cases like yours,
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they look for a local family
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for him to live with.
And, George, Dallas?
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Dallas is certainly close enough
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that he can come home
on the weekends.
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Look, we appreciate
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you going to bat for him,
but he's just
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a wee little thing.
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We can't ship him off to Dallas.
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Shouldn't we talk
about this first?
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What's there to talk about,
George?
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This could be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.
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He's nine years old.
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Oh, come on, you can't measure
him in Earth years.
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You're saying he's an alien?
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PETERSEN:
Well, in George's defense,
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that idea has been
tossed around...
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a little bit.
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That's a bad joke.
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Look, I understand
this is a big decision.
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If you change your mind,
give me a call.
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I'd be more than happy
to set up an interview.
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Uh, yeah. Thank you.
You bet.
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Thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Maybe you all are the aliens.
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I love my job.
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* Nobody else
is stronger than I am *
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* Yesterday I moved a mountain
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* I bet I could be your hero
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* I am a mighty little man
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* I am a mighty little man. *
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Well, I don't understand how you
could turn this down.
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This place looks fantastic.
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It's 200 miles away, Mom.
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I know where Dallas is.
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I used to buy
my marijuana there.
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Really?
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I said "used to."
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Then I got pregnant
with this one
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and all the fun stopped.
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All I am saying is that
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this would be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.
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I know, you're right.
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Whoa, she's right?
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I said the same thing
in Petersen's office,
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you looked at me
like I was an idiot.
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Yeah, that's the look.
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Maybe y'all are being a
little selfish about this.
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Selfish? We're thinking of him.
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Well, that's all
well and good,
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but maybe you should be
thinking about the whole world.
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I mean,
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what if Einstein's parents
had held him back?
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We wouldn't even have the...
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Well, I was gonna
say atomic bomb,
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but there's probably
a better example.
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Here's a crazy idea:
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how about we ask Sheldon
what he thinks of all this?
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Go ahead, but he's not gonna
want to go.
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This is his home,
we're his family.
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Sheldon, can you come in here
for a minute?!
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Yes?
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Have a seat.
We want to talk to you.
All right.
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So, today we found out
about a school in Dallas
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for really smart kids.
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When can I start?
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Hold on. Dallas is far away,
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so you'd have to live
with another family.
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Do they have a dog?
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Uh, we don't know.
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Well, can you make some calls?
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I guess, but wouldn't you miss
your mom and dad?
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Oh.
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Yes, I suppose I will.
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So, when are you calling
about the dog?
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You know him so well.
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*
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What's wrong with them?
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What are you
talking about?
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They're so quiet.
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Are they on medication?
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No, they're just
smart like you.
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I've been going to school
in a zoo.
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Not sure about
these uniforms.
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Kinda froufrou.
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Sheldon, I've been looking over
your transcripts
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and I must say,
I am very impressed.
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Thank you.
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What's your doctorate in?
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Noncommutative Algebraic
Topology.
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I like her.
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It's gonna be weird around here
without Sheldon.
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Don't you mean
less weird?
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That's not nice.
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I wasn't trying for nice.
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You sure you're
not jealous
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'cause your little brother's
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moving up in the world?
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Hey, I got plans of my own.
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Do tell.
Soon as I graduate
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high school, I'm gonna be
a professional male model.
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That is hilarious.
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What? I'm good-lookin'.
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No, that you think you'll
graduate high school.
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The model thing
was funny, too.
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FLORA:
I must tell you,
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in all the years I've been here,
I have never seen
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such glowing letters
of recommendation
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from a student's teachers.
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Well, that's real nice
to hear.
Now, listen to this:
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"Putting aside his
superior intellect,
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"Sheldon is a delight
to have in the class.
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"He's fun-loving,
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"easy to get along with,
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and always ready to help
another student."
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That doesn't sound like me
at all.
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Sure it does, sweetie.
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Dr. Douglas...
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Oh, no. Please call me Flora.
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Flora, I have to ask about
the living arrangements.
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That's our main concern.
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Well, I think I can
reassure you about that.
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My husband and I have been
hosting a student
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for the last several years
who recently graduated
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and is now at Princeton.
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So we have a guest room
available in our home.
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That's very generous of you.
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Does your husband work
at the school also?
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No, he's retired.
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He was an astrophysicist
for NASA.
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Please tell me
you don't have a dog.
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No. We're both allergic.
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I'm tingling.
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SHELDON: Meemaw?
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Meemaw.
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W-Wow.
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I know. I look great.
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I got you a little
going away gift.
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Come on in.
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This necklace has been
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in our family
for generations.
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It belonged
to a Comanche warrior
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who gave it to your
great-great-great-great grandma.
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Why'd he give it to her?
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Well, according
to family lore,
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she was, uh, a very
accommodating young lady
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and, uh, they hit it off.
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That's a bird feather.
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Eagle feather.
Doesn't matter.
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I don't like birds;
birds are filthy.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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One featherless
family heirloom
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for you to take with you and
keep you safe while you're away.
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You don't actually believe this
has magic powers, do you?
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Oh, for God's sake,
just say "thank you."
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Thank you.
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Mmm.
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There's a price tag on it.
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No, there's not.
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Hello!
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Anybody home?
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:
Hi.
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Mary.
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He's gonna come home
every Friday night.
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I didn't think I'd have
to deal with this
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till he went to college.
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You should thank
your lucky stars
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he's not in college now.
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I'm still not sure that this
is the right thing to do.
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Are you worried
that he won't like it
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or are you worried
that he will?
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You're not helping.
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That's not my job.
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I think of myself as
a speaker of truth.
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If you're not gonna make
me feel better, go away.
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I'm sorry. You
are stuck with me.
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ADULT SHELDON:
As you can see,
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even as a small child,
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people cherished
having me around
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and wept over my absence.
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And no one took
my impending departure harder
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than my best friend, Tam.
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So you leave tomorrow?
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Yes.
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Dallas.
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Yes.
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Cool.
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It was touching
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to watch Tam
bravely fight back tears.
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Have you ever thought about
making the trains go clockwise?
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No.
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You should.
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Brave, brave Tam.
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You awake?
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Yes.
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Are you gonna miss me?
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I haven't given it any thought.
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Well, we're just lying here.
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Think about it.
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I am used to you.
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I'm used to you, too.
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It's not the same as liking you.
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No.
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To me, you're like string beans.
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No one asks
for them,
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no one wonders about them.
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They're just there on the plate.
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But you eat them, right?
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Yes.
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You're gonna miss me.
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All right,
let's say grace.
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Guess I get
to hold hands with you now.
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00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,422
Guess so.
265
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,759
Maybe Sheldon's mittens
weren't such a bad idea.
266
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,962
Thank you, God, for
this food we are about
267
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,731
to receive
and for the nourishment
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00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,898
of our bodies.
And bless
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00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,299
the hands that
prepared it.
270
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:10,437
And, God, we ask that you watch
over our Sheldon...
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00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,974
as he begins
this wonderful new...
272
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,746
...as he begins
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00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,081
this wonderful new chapter
in his life.
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00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,051
Amen.
Amen.
Mm.
275
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,786
Why you cryin'?
276
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,220
Why you stupid?
277
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,857
So how'd it go in Dallas today?
278
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,991
GEORGE SR.:
Went fine.
279
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,092
Nice people.
280
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,327
Sheldon seemed very comfortable
with the whole thing.
281
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,831
Welcome! How was the drive?
282
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:41,501
Eh, a little traffic comin' into
the city but otherwise okay.
283
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,805
Sheldon, I want you to
meet my husband, Elliot.
284
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,474
Elliot, this
is Sheldon.
285
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,242
Well, it's nice to
meet you, young man.
286
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,510
I've heard a lot about you.
287
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,513
MARY: George, that is
not at all how they were.
288
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,148
What are you talking about?
There was
289
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,350
definitely something
off about those people.
290
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,919
Really?
291
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,754
What'd I miss?
292
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,422
Welcome!
293
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,025
How was the drive?
294
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:09,830
Eh, a little traffic comin' into
the city but otherwise okay.
295
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,131
Sheldon,
296
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:15,202
I want you to meet
my husband, Elliot.
297
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,438
Elliot, this
is Sheldon.
298
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,341
Nice to meet
you, young man.
299
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,845
I've heard a lot about you.
300
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,249
GEORGE SR.: Oh, come on.
301
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,785
You're making it out like
they were some kind of monsters.
302
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,286
Sheldon has
his own room.
303
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,822
There's books
everywhere.
304
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,257
Even has a big old backyard
he won't play in.
305
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,092
Aren't you forgetting
somethin'?
306
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,160
What?
307
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,129
The underground laboratory.
308
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,296
GEORGE SR.:
I think it's called
309
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,265
a finished basement, honey.
310
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,967
I know what I saw.
311
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,368
Mary, it's been a long day.
312
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,103
Can we just have a quiet dinner?
313
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,439
Sure.
314
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,176
:
"Nice people."
315
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,812
Then why did we leave him there?
316
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:02,315
Because we love him and
we want the best for him.
317
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,125
This is tense.
318
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,560
Me and the kids
319
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,895
had a nice day.
320
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,563
Watched a lot of football.
321
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,899
You know, the Dolphins' helmet
has a dolphin on it.
322
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,567
And that dolphin
is also wearing a helmet.
323
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,903
But his helmet doesn't have
a dolphin on it--
324
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,471
it has the letter "M."
325
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:29,109
We talked about that
for an hour.
326
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,379
All right.
327
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,347
Dig in.
328
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,483
Excuse me.
329
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,318
Aren't we going to say grace?
330
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,421
Uh, we don't do that
in our house.
331
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,290
Oh.
332
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,192
But you're welcome to do so.
333
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,460
That's all right.
I don't believe in God.
334
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,930
Well, then why would you say
grace?
335
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,165
Because it makes my mom happy.
336
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,001
And why are you wearing
mittens?
337
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,937
Well, I don't know
where your hands have been.
338
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,206
Okay.
339
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,174
Maybe we should just eat.
340
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,181
Do you like string beans?
341
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,084
No.
342
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,153
But I eat them.
343
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,359
*
344
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,367
Sheldon, can you hear me?
345
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,303
It's your twin sister, Missy.
346
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,239
Everything's all right here,
347
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,508
but I think
Mom misses you real bad.
348
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:40,447
All right, I can't hear you,
349
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,249
so I'm gonna hang up now.
350
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,417
Good night.
351
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,922
MARY: I'm telling you,
this is a terrible idea.
352
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,124
This is a terrible,
terrible idea.
MEEMAW: He's gonna be fine.
353
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,360
You'll see.
MARY: I can't believe
you're okay with this.
354
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,627
MEEMAW:
I'm not okay with this.
355
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,696
I'm just trying
to be strong for you!
356
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,666
What? You thought him
leaving was a good idea.
357
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,135
Oh, I only said that because
you thought it was a bad idea.
358
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,972
You know how it's always
my nature to go the other way.
359
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,039
Say "up."
360
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,174
Up.
361
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,441
Down.
362
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,678
I'll see you in a bit.
363
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,180
Where are you off to?
364
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,447
I'm going to Dallas
to get Sheldon.
365
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,083
Really?
Yeah, really.
366
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,585
What about this being
a great opportunity for him?
367
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,353
Y'all want me to go or not?
368
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,155
Yes! Go!
Yes, and hurry up!
369
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,690
MEEMAW:
Get a move on, Tubby.
370
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,158
Where you going?
371
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,293
To get Sheldon.
372
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,527
Do I get a vote in this?
373
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,695
No.
374
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,563
Dang.
375
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,599
ADULT SHELDON: Sleep
didn't come easy that night,
376
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,135
knowing that, at any moment,
377
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,670
I could be decapitated.
378
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,672
And as if that
wasn't bad enough,
379
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,509
the bed in my room
had a dust ruffle,
380
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,377
which, to my young mind,
only meant
381
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,713
one thing: there was dust.
382
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,749
But, eventually,
I did drift off,
383
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,584
haunted by the memory,
384
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:55,222
the three of us
gathered around the piano
385
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:59,026
singing hippie folk music.
386
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:03,063
* You will not see nothin'
like the mighty Quinn *
387
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,064
Come on. Sing along now.
388
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,066
* Come all without
389
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,768
Ha! * Come all within
* Come all within
390
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:13,573
* You will not see nothin' like
the mighty Quinn. *
391
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,410
"You'll not see nothin'."
392
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,080
Shame on whoever wrote that.
393
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,515
*
394
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,665
Dad?
395
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,567
Yeah?
396
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,070
I'm glad you came to get me.
397
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,038
Me, too.
398
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,780
* ...nothing like
the mighty Quinn *
399
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,148
No!
400
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,450
* Come all...
401
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,263
You got my message!
402
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,299
Hi-yah!
403
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,434
SHELDON:
No hugging! No hugging!
404
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,210
I mean, why'd I bother
becoming a teacher?
405
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,611
He knows what I'm gonna
say before I say it.
406
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,414
Or I say it and look
like a dumbbell.
Mm-hmm.
407
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,581
Ms. Ingram,
408
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,350
can I offer a suggestion?
409
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,451
What?
410
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,354
Never mind. You do it your way.
No, no.
411
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,556
You tell me.
Tell me how I'm wrong.
412
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,592
You assumed an extra axiom
of Euclidean geometry
413
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,161
without stating it.
414
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,696
WILKINS:
Was he right?
415
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,165
Course he's right.
416
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,101
He's always right.
417
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,269
Tell you what I do.
418
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,703
I send him on little errands.
419
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,539
Like the other day, I told him,
420
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,575
"Go to the supply room
and get me a framastan."
421
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,677
What's a framastan?
422
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,112
No such thing. I made it up.
423
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,650
He was gone
the whole period!
424
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,685
That's genius.
425
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,254
I'm using that.
426
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,589
Don't use framastan.
That's mine.
427
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,725
What's going on here?
428
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,595
You said he was going away.
429
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,829
Liar.
430
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,731
It's 11:00 in the
morning, guys.
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