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(George Sr. and Mary laughing)
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I thought you didn't like
taking the Lord's name in vain?
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Oh, shut up.
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(chuckles)
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It's been a while, huh?
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Don't blame me.
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You're the one
who had a heart attack.
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Mm, the doctor did say
I needed to get more exercise.
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I think he meant
walks around the block.
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No, he winked at me,
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and did this little rotation
with his hips, like...
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(laughs)
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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Hey, we got any plans
this weekend?
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I thought maybe we could get
started on the vegetable garden,
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and then, of course,
church on Sunday.
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Yeah, that does sound fun,
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but what if, instead,
I was to go up to Bethy Creek
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with Georgie
and do some fishing?
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How long you been waiting
to spring that on me?
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Well, not till I was done
rotating my hips.
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You're awful.
(chuckles)
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(scoffs)
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So what do you say?
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What about Sheldon?
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What about him?
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George.
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You can't always leave him out.
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I'm not leaving him out.
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You know how
he is about fishing.
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Get it away, get it away!
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Calm down,
it's an itty-bitty thing.
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No, I an itty-bitty thing!
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Who says you have to
take him fishing?
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Find something else
to do with him.
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Something he'd like.
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What are we gonna do?
Spend the weekend
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sitting around, thinking?
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George.
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You have to make an effort.
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Young boys who don't spend
time with their daddies
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grow up to be oddballs.
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Honey, I hate to tell you, but
that ball is already pretty odd.
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Please.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll talk to him.
We'll think of something.
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Good.
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Thank you.
(grumbles)
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(laughs)
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What?
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I was just remembering
when I took him camping.
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SHELDON:
Moth! Moth!
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GEORGE SR.:
Sheldon, it's just a butterfly.
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How is that any better?
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Butterfly, butterfly!
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(screams)
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* Nobody else
is stronger than I am *
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* Yesterday I moved a mountain
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* I bet I could be your hero
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* I am a mighty little man
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* I am a mighty little man. *
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Hey, pal.
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Playing with your rockets?
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I'm trying to calculate
ballistic coefficients.
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Well, that's fun, too.
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Listen, I don't have
to work this weekend;
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I was wondering if you wanted
to do something together.
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Like what?
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Whatever you want.
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Well, the filter on my air
purifier needs to be changed.
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How about a trip to Sears?
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Yeah, I was thinking
along the lines of something
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a little more active.
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Like last year,
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we went fishing...
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Mom! Dad's trying
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to make me go fishing!
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No, no, it's okay.
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We're not going fishing.
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All right, good.
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But seriously,
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was fishing really that bad?
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Mom! Dad's trying to convince me
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that fishing wasn't that bad!
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Shh. Come on!
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Forget I said anything
about fishing.
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Just think about it,
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and we'll do whatever you want.
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Thank you.
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There is the launching of
the space shuttle this weekend.
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Space shuttle?
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Don't they do those
out of Florida?
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Yes. Cape Canaveral.
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Sheldon, that's-that's like
a 12, 15 hour drive.
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I understand. Never mind.
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You know what? Let's do it.
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It'll be fun.
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The three Cooper boys
on a little adventure.
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Sound good?
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Sounds good.
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ADULT SHELDON:
My plan was coming together.
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I just needed to get
on the shuttle
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so I could finally escape
this ridiculous planet.
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Spoiler alert, I'm still here.
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So, Sheldon, me and Georgie
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are gonna take
a little road trip this weekend,
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see the shuttle launch.
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Looks like I don't
get a vote in this.
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Oh, good, you're catching on.
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I wonder if we'll get
to meet an astronaut.
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I remember
when I was a teenager,
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I had the biggest crush
on John Glenn.
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(chuckles)
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I would've given it up
for him no problem.
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Mom.
Given what up?
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Her allowance.
Just eat.
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So how long
are you gonna be gone?
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Oh, we'll leave first thing
Saturday morning,
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stay the night in a motel,
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and see the launch
bright and early on Sunday.
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I can't believe
we're going to see
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an actual working spacecraft.
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Look how happy he is.
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Good job.
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How come I don't get to go?
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'Cause you, me and Meemaw
are gonna have our own fun.
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Could we shoot guns
at the gun range?
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Mm, you're too young
to go to the gun range.
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Meemaw took me.
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We pinky swore.
What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't listen to me.
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I don't know what I'm saying.
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I know you like
to just keep driving,
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and get where you're going,
but you can't ignore
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his bathroom schedule.
I know.
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He goes number one
first thing in the morning,
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then again in the afternoon,
once more in the late afternoon,
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say 4:00, 4:30,
depending on his juice intake,
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and then, a quick piddle
before bedtime.
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"Piddle." Got it.
Now,
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number two's a little trickier.
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Mary? Relax.
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I can take care of my son.
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I know.
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Good.
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I'm just saying,
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if he's upset
or nervous,
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he can get all clogged up.
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I won't let that happen.
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Thank you.
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Okay, let's talk about food.
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No need to.
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He likes his meat cooked
to at least 165 degrees,
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except for chicken,
which is 180.
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The different foods can't touch
each other on the plate.
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Ketchup and mustard
must come out of a packet.
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No bottles.
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What about his issues
with spaghetti?
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That's a trick question.
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He likes spaghetti.
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All right, I guess you got this.
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(door opens)
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Georgie.
(knocks on door)
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Up and at 'em.
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Missy, where's
your brother?
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Who cares?
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Sheldon, you in there?
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GEORGE JR.:
Dad!
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Sorry, Georgie.
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What's going on?
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I can't find Sheldon.
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What do you mean,
you can't find him?
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I mean I don't know where he is.
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Well, he's got to be somewhere.
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Maybe he got that time machine
to work.
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Where the hell...
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George.
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MARY:
I think he's ready to go.
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(grunts)
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MARY:
Wait, Georgie.
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Where's your bag?
Don't need one.
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Got my toothbrush right here.
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What about clothes?
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A change of underwear?
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Got it.
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Georgie, you're gonna
be gone for two days.
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I'll turn them inside out.
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Shotgun!
No, no.
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Let your brother sit
up front for a change.
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I actually prefer
sitting in the back.
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It's safer.
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Oh, come on, sit up front
with your daddy.
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He doesn't get to spend
enough time with you.
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I called shotgun.
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George.
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We'll flip a coin.
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All right?
Georgie, call it.
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Heads.
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Tails.
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Dang it.
Sheldon, you won.
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You get to ride up front.
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Can't we do two out of three?
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You won. Get in the car.
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What's the point
in calling shotgun?
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You're a good dad.
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If I don't kill one of them
before Sunday, I'm a good dad.
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Have fun.
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Love you guys.
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Bye! Drive safe!
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(engine starts)
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Oh, this was a good idea,
this was a good idea,
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this was a good idea.
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This was a good idea.
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Isn't this exciting?
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It's just us girls,
no boys in the house.
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The place already smells better.
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(laughs)
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So what are we gonna do?
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How would you like
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to go to the beauty salon
and get all done up?
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Can I have orange hair
like Cyndi Lauper?
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I don't think so.
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Meemaw has friends
with blue hair.
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She's right.
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I haven't gone there yet,
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but after a certain age,
it's mandatory.
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(chuckles)
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Your hair's not changing color.
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Aw.
Sorry, kiddo.
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Your mom is no fun.
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Excuse me, I'm fun.
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So I can color my hair?
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Not a chance.
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But I'm very much fun.
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Whatever you need to believe.
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Mein Fuhrer.
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(rock music playing)
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(music continues faintly
over headphones)
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Dad?
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Yeah?
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Would you like
to have a conversation?
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Yeah.
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Sure. Absolutely.
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All right, what would you
like to talk about?
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Um, well, let's see.
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Uh... have you given much
thought to what you want to be
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when you grow up?
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I have.
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Great.
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And what would that be?
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Oh. Most likely a scientist.
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Unless I stay in Texas,
then I'm thinking cattle baron.
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Cattle baron?
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Assuming I don't have
to touch the cows.
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Goes without saying.
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Did you always want
to be a football coach?
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Well, I always
wanted to play.
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At least till
I got hurt.
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Mm.
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Were you a good player?
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Eh, not really.
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I was just bigger
than the other kids.
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So you compensated
for mediocrity
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by being large.
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I guess.
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That works for cattle as well.
269
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,694
Oh, well, thanks for
pointing that out.
270
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:54,594
You're welcome.
271
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,966
(loudly): You might want to
open a window.
272
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,600
Oh, boy.
273
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,236
(rock music continues playing)
274
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,105
Oh...
275
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,709
* Whoa, oh, oh, yeah...
276
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:11,945
My head is so hot.
277
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,614
(chuckling):
She is such a hoot.
278
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,951
You okay?
Fine.
279
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:21,254
Okay, don't tell me.
280
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,224
MISSY:
So hot...
281
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,859
I don't like you
making me out
282
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,260
to be the bad guy
just 'cause I won't
283
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,162
let my daughter do
whatever she wants.
284
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,230
I gave you a lot
of freedom,
285
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,832
you turned out okay.
286
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,233
You didn't
give me freedom.
287
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,835
You were never around.
288
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,336
Is that so?
289
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,139
I guarantee I made supper
for Charlene and Edward
290
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,407
more times than you ever did.
291
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,009
I basically raised 'em.
292
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,410
You think I was
out dancing?
293
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,345
I was out working two jobs
so your daddy could
294
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,915
lose all our money on that
damn chain of Fotomats!
295
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,983
It wasn't Daddy's fault that
those little things blew over
296
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,685
every time
there was a storm.
297
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,320
Hmm.
298
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,655
Seriously,
I'm melting.
299
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,426
GEORGE JR.:
Dead armadillo.
300
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,994
That's three for me.
301
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:04,097
This is a terrible
driving game.
302
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,866
Is it roadkill if
it's still twitchin'?
303
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:10,003
Huh, both alive and dead,
just like Schrodinger's cat.
304
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,872
I didn't know he had a cat.
305
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,340
You've heard of Schrodinger?
306
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,275
Sure. It's the kid
from Charlie Brown
307
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,744
who plays the piano.
308
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,012
Lucy's got
a crush on him.
309
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:22,049
(sighs) Schrodinger's cat
is a thought experiment.
310
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,185
A cat in a box is
exposed to poison,
311
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,387
and is both alive and dead
until it is observed.
312
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,356
So the cat's name
is Schrodinger?
313
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,490
No.
314
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,059
Well, what's its name?
315
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,794
Its name doesn't matter.
316
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,295
It does if the cat was dead.
317
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,397
Otherwise, what are you gonna
put on his tombstone?
318
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,800
Not likely the cat's
getting a tombstone.
319
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,334
It would in a pet cemetery.
320
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,803
(Sheldon sighs)
321
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,072
Fine, the cat's name
is Mittens.
322
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,940
Because he has
little white feet?
323
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,742
Sure.
324
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,343
So, in this thought
experiment,
325
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,980
do you think Mittens
is dead or alive?
326
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,783
There's no way of saying
until you open the box.
327
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,951
Oh, come on.
328
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:01,188
Optimistically, I would choose
to believe he's alive.
329
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,189
Yes!
330
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,156
Oh, thank goodness.
331
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,925
GEORGE JR.:
Oh, dead crow.
332
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,359
There ain't no doubt
about that one.
333
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,336
The toilet was sanitized
for my protection.
334
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,071
I love this place.
335
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,507
Dad, can we go
to Reptile World?
336
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,109
No.
They a got snake
337
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,111
so big it can eat
a whole chicken.
338
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,346
Oh, well, in that case, no.
339
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,248
Aw.
Let's get some sleep.
340
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,383
We got to get up early if we're
gonna get to Cape Canaveral
341
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,551
in time for liftoff.
342
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,221
I'm so excited,
I don't know if I can.
343
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,856
Well, buddy, you're
gonna have to try, all right?
344
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,258
You two share that bed,
I'll take this one.
345
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,860
No.
Nuh-uh.
346
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,362
Come on, fellas,
I'm the biggest.
347
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,965
It makes sense that
I get a bed to myself.
348
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,034
No.
Nuh-uh.
349
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,237
(sighs)
350
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,539
We'll flip for it.
Georgie, call it.
351
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,107
Heads.
352
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,576
(clicks tongue)
Not your day.
353
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,078
Dang it.
354
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,780
That looked like heads.
Go brush your teeth.
355
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,986
This really works?
356
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:10,924
Your hair will look
just as pretty tomorrow.
357
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:14,094
Now, come on,
let's tuck you in.
358
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,263
I'm glad I don't have
orange hair.
359
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,597
Me, too, baby.
360
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,432
I want to be
more like Madonna.
361
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,268
Are you trying to kill me?
362
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,469
'Cause if you are, good job.
363
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,276
Why is she only like a virgin?
364
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,911
MARY: Good night!
(door closes)
365
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,083
You ready to finish
our conversation?
366
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,317
There's nothing
to finish.
367
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,419
I raised myself
like a jungle child.
368
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,587
End of story.
369
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,856
Oh, stop being so dramatic.
370
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,157
You think I didn't feel bad
371
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,526
not being around more
than I wanted to be?
372
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,061
Did you?
373
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,330
A little bit.
374
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,300
I'm teasing, come on.
Of course I did.
375
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,202
Why else would I have
begged you and George
376
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,336
to move back to Medford?
377
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,105
So you could be with
your grandchildren.
378
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,106
And you.
379
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,041
Really?
Yeah.
380
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,110
You're the only one of my
children still talking to me.
381
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,211
No surprise there.
382
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,347
Besides, you raised yourself
better than I ever could.
383
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,449
You actually believe that?
384
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:13,220
No, but it would help
my cause if you did.
385
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,225
(sighs)
386
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,196
Your hair looks pretty.
387
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,531
Enough.
388
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,068
(snickers)
389
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,104
(chuckling)
390
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,173
(snoring softly)
391
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,343
(whispering):
Dad?
392
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,245
Dad?
393
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,014
Dad?
394
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,216
Dad.
(snorts)
395
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,351
What?
396
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,986
Georgie keeps kicking me.
397
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,420
Kick him back.
398
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,622
I'd rather not touch him.
399
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,994
You want to sleep with me?
400
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,562
Yes, thank you.
401
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,400
Yeah.
402
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,671
Got enough room?
403
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,373
Yes.
404
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,546
You throw off
a lot of heat.
405
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,216
Sorry.
406
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,918
That's all right.
It's kind of nice.
407
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,159
(thunder rumbles)
408
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,033
Do they launch those shuttles
in the rain?
409
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,635
I think a light rain's okay.
410
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,239
(thunder crashes)
411
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,008
Oh, no.
412
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,575
It'll pass.
413
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,577
Just get some sleep.
414
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,984
(thunder crashes)
415
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,420
It didn't pass.
416
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,455
Sheldon, I'm real sorry.
417
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,199
Can I tell you a secret?
418
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,601
I never understood
how lightning works.
419
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,238
Didn't they teach you
that in high school?
420
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,272
They probably did,
421
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:16,643
but I got hit in the head
a lot playing football.
422
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,012
Would you explain it
to me?
423
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:22,349
Well, when positive and negative
charges grow large enough,
424
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,584
a giant spark occurs
in the cloud.
425
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:28,321
Ah, that-that's pretty cool.
What causes the thunder?
426
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:32,525
It's a shock wave from particles
heated to 10,000 degrees.
427
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,626
Interesting.
428
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,263
You want to know what's
really interesting?
Hmm?
429
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,365
Aristotle thought that
the sound of thunder
430
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,500
was due to a collision
between two clouds.
431
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,635
He believed the clouds were
expelling air,
432
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,637
in the way a log on
a fire crackles...
433
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,607
ADULT SHELDON: I didn't realize
until years later
434
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,143
that my father was
only asking questions
435
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,246
about lightning and thunder
to cheer me up.
436
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,615
In fact, he would often
pretend to be dumb
437
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,350
just to make me feel better.
438
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,386
Looks like rain.
439
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,121
ADULT SHELDON:
My brother, on the other hand,
440
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,522
didn't have to pretend.
441
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,831
Okay, on the count of three,
we run to the car.
442
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,801
Ready? One, two...
Wait.
443
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,403
I want shotgun going back.
444
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,406
Fine, you get shotgun.
Okay, here we go.
445
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,508
One, two...
I still think
446
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,576
we should wait
till the rain slows down.
447
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,078
GEORGE SR.:
No, we got to get home.
448
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,813
I got work tomorrow,
you guys got school.
449
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,648
You do realize I'll get wet?
450
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,849
It's just water, Sheldon.
451
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,719
All right.
Just making sure you realize.
452
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,854
All right, here we go. Ready?
453
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,123
One, two, three.
454
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,795
(car doors open, close)
455
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,868
(engine starts)
456
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,105
(car door opens, closes)
457
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,577
Buddy, I thought
we had a plan.
458
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,078
You had a plan.
459
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,182
(screaming)
460
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,156
(screaming continues)
461
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,191
*
462
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,631
ADULT SHELDON: I never did get
to see a launch in person,
463
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,668
but that was the best trip
I ever had.
464
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:30,109
I wish I had told my father
while he was alive.
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