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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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You see that little screw there?
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Just go ahead and tighten her up.
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- BILLY: Like this?
- GEORGE SR.: Yep.
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Uh, run outside and
turn the water back on.
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Who knew you were so handy?
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Yeah. There's just things
guys need to be good at.
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What else you good at?
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Pastor Jeff is looking to bring in
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- a youth pastor.
- Well, hey, y'all.
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I need to tell you
something in confidence.
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No one's home. It's just the two of us.
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That's what I was hoping.
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This is wrong.
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[gasps]
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Hey.
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- Oh, hi.
- Question.
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Y'all ever had a youth lock-in?
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Oh. No. Whenever we talk about it,
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- Pastor Jeff shoots it down.
- Why?
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Kids love sleepovers.
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Doing it here shows
them church can be fun.
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I don't know. The
Methodists did it last year.
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They're still cleaning up Silly String.
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Sounds like they had a blast.
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I'll talk to Pastor Jeff.
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[chuckles]: Okay, but
don't say I didn't warn you.
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Lock-in? I love it!
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Look at that.
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You always say no.
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That was before I had
a baby in the house.
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I love him, but a night
away sounds like magic.
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I'm on it. Hey, you want
to chaperone with me?
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Oh. Uh...
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- I don't know.
- ROB: Come on.
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We'll pull an all-nighter. It'll be fun.
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JEFF: Yeah, Mary.
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Don't be such a lame-o.
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- [chuckles]
- I'm not a lame-o.
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I'm a fun-o.
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So you're in?
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You betcha.
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All right. Fun-o is in.
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We got ourselves a lock-in to plan.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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[exhales] Come on.
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[sighs]
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Need a hand?
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This thing ate my quarters,
and now it's stuck.
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That tends to happen with number seven.
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What you want to do is a push-pull.
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And here I was just
pushing like a damn fool.
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- [chuckles]
- I ain't seen you in here before.
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Oh, I just moved back from San Antonio.
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Oh, big city girl.
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Well, now I'm "living
back with my parents" girl.
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That's all right.
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I lived with my folks not too long ago.
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Isn't it weird? Whenever
you live at home,
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no matter how old you are,
you feel like a teenager.
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It did feel that way. I'm Georgie.
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Mandy.
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And now that we're
on a first-name basis,
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I'm gonna throw my underwear in here.
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And since I'm a gentleman,
I ain't gonna look.
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You just looked.
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I did.
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You do not look as if you
meet the age requirement.
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I'll be 16 next month.
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Wil Wheaton plays Wesley Crusher.
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He's a child prodigy who's very young
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to be on the bridge of
a Galaxy-class starship.
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- Okay.
- But he's so intelligent
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that most people come to rely on him.
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Okay.
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- Sounds kind of familiar, huh?
- Okay.
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- [door opens]
- MARY: Anybody home?
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- In here.
- Hello.
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Okay.
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I have something fun for
us to do on Saturday night.
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- Ooh, what?
- The church is thinking...
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- No.
- Ugh.
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Hold on.
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We're gonna do an overnight lock-in
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with pizza and games and movies.
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Boys and girls?
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Yes.
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I got to find cute pajamas.
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So, what do you say?
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Disrupting my sleep schedule
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to fraternize with children my own age?
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- We both know the answer.
- MARY: I figured.
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I just wanted to make sure.
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Although I could use
someone as my eyes and ears
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if the kids get to causing trouble.
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Are you asking me to
help enforce the rules
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and police the other children?
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Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that.
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Because if you do, I'm in.
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Then what you said.
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I need to pick out pajamas.
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Did you give it the old push-pull?
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You're back soon.
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What do you know
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about getting wine stains out of rayon?
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You got to let it soak first.
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Does that work?
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I don't know. That's just my answer
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to every laundry question.
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[laughs] Smooth.
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So, what'd you do in San Antonio?
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I was the weather girl
at the local TV station.
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No way.
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So you were on TV?
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5:30 every morning.
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More people are seeing me right here.
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Why'd you leave?
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The station manager and I broke up.
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But now his new girlfriend
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gets to be on TV.
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At 8:30. That bitch.
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- That sucks.
- And now
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I'm here, hoping I
don't run into anybody
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I went to high school with.
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Well, I think you're safe.
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Loretta there is one of
our younger customers.
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Oh. Seems like a good
place to meet girls.
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I met you.
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But play it cool.
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Loretta can get real jealous.
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[whispers]: Okay.
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Last chance. You can
still come chaperone.
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Hmm. All night in a church
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with a bunch of other people's kids.
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And Pastor Jeff and Pastor Rob.
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Ooh, two pastors?
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Well, that is hard to say no to,
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but let me give it a shot. No.
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Your loss. Missy, tell
Billy we're leaving
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- in 20 minutes!
- MISSY: Okay!
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Billy's going, too, huh?
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- Yeah, of course.
- And Brenda gonna chaperone?
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- She was less interested than you.
- [chuckles]
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Oh, there's no way she's
less interested than me.
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[sighs]
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[indistinct chatter]
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JEFF: Well,
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I've already confiscated
a can of shaving cream,
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a box of stink bombs and a PG-13 movie.
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- What was the movie?
- Dirty Dancing.
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Which is redundant because
all dancing's dirty.
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Well, I guess it's good we
got some eyes on the inside.
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Okay, I think everyone's
here. Why don't we, uh,
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circle up, kick things
off with a prayer.
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Great.
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Great. Take your neighbor's hand.
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Uh, Pastor Jeff,
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- why don't you get in on this. [chuckles]
- JEFF: Okay. [chuckles]
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I'm neither holding hands nor praying.
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I don't even know why
I walked over here.
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Heavenly Father, may this
evening bring us closer to you.
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Keep us safe and, most importantly,
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Heavenly Father, help us
rock this night of fellowship.
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In Jesus' name we pray, amen.
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ALL: Amen.
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I don't think he heard you.
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Amen!
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He can't hear you because he's not real.
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One more time for Sheldon, y'all.
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Amen!
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[TV playing indistinctly]
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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[phone rings]
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Hello.
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Hello?
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[door creaking over TV]
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I've seen this before.
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They're big now, but
they're gonna get small.
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Yeah. It's called
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
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[whispers]: If you get scared, I'm here.
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Terrific.
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Bad news.
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Baby's got a fever.
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- I need to go home.
- Oh, no.
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Well, don't worry about
things here. We got it covered.
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- Thank you.
- PEG: If you want
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extra help, I can come.
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N-No, no, we need you here.
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I think you and I could handle it alone.
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N... This is definitely
a three-person job.
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[chuckles]: Okay, if you say so.
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JEFF: All right, good luck.
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I'm here in spirit.
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If Sheldon finds booze, dibs.
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GEORGE JR.: You know
one of the best things
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about working here? I always
smell like dryer sheets.
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Is that a good thing?
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Compared to how I used to smell,
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- yeah.
- [dryer buzzes]
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Oh. I guess I'm done.
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Actually, sometimes
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these machines don't get
it all dry on the first go.
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Let me buy you another round.
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- Okay. Thanks.
- [coins clink]
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[dryer beeps]
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How about, while this
runs, I take you to dinner?
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How old are you?
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GEORGE JR.: Do not say 17.
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Old enough.
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Old enough to what? To drink?
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Yes, ma'am.
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[chuckles]: "Ma'am"? How
old do you think I am?
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Well, I'm also old enough
to know that's a trap,
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so...
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How old are you?
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- 25.
- 21.
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I was worried you were gonna say "19."
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Oh, no, I promise I'm not 19.
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- [TV playing indistinctly]
- [phone rings]
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Hello.
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- Hey.
- Oh. Hi, Connie.
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Is your power out?
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No. Yours?
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Well, I just like asking
everybody that question.
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Of course it's out.
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Don't yell at me.
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I'm not yelling at you.
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It's just such a stupid question.
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Maybe it's just my side of the street.
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Hey, I'm here by myself. Why don't you
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- come by?
- I'm good.
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What, you'd rather sit in the dark
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than hang out with me?
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I got candles. I'm
gonna get some takeout.
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I'm good.
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Ooh. Well, I could
come over. We could...
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No. Bye.
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Hey. It's George.
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You want to grab a drink?
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Well, I'm a little busy, but, uh, sure.
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- Why not?
- ♪ Thank you for bein' a friend. ♪
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Gentlemen. How are we tonight?
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- [whispers]: Be cool.
- Y'all wouldn't be
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planning on throwing any water balloons
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at the girls later?
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No, sir.
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Nice try.
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How did he know?
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Maybe God told him.
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What are you girls reading?
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Christian Teen.
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It's such a good one.
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Oh.
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Really, girls?
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00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,747
- How'd you know?
- MARY: Because I am your mother
261
00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:37,199
and I know everything.
262
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,297
You can keep this one.
263
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:46,958
What'd you get?
264
00:10:46,961 --> 00:10:48,950
Backpack full of water balloons.
265
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,125
- Oh.
- ROB: You?
266
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,387
Sassymagazine.
267
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,606
- [Peg laughs]
- ROB: Uh-oh.
268
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,260
I found this Walkman.
269
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,262
Peg, they can have that.
270
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,481
Mine now.
271
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,483
You guys want to play sardines?
272
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,920
- What's that?
- MISSY: It's like
273
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,950
hide-and-seek except one person hides
274
00:11:03,953 --> 00:11:05,706
and everyone else tries to find them.
275
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,258
That sounds like an
acceptable form of fun.
276
00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:10,102
It's only fun when we
have a really good hider,
277
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,407
so not you.
278
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,887
Hold on, I'm an excellent hider.
279
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,236
Do you know how many small spaces
280
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,890
I've been stuffed into in my life?
281
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,313
All right, go hide.
282
00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:19,241
We'll close our eyes and count to 20.
283
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,722
BILLY: One. Two.
284
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,681
- Three.
- Why are you counting?
285
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,859
I don't know.
286
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,034
When you did the weather,
287
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,818
how'd you know if it
was gonna rain or not?
288
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,219
Oh, I didn't.
289
00:11:32,222 --> 00:11:35,256
I just wore something low-cut
and read it off a screen.
290
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,697
- Nice.
- [laughs]
291
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,786
Who's that?
292
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,005
That's my grandma. She
owns the Laundromat.
293
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,727
- Oh, cool.
- Not really.
294
00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:47,687
- I'm supposed to be there right now.
- Hey,
295
00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:49,211
- Meemaw.
- Well,
296
00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:50,866
funny seeing you here.
297
00:11:50,869 --> 00:11:52,971
I'm just taking a little dinner break.
298
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,633
This is my friend Mandy.
299
00:11:54,636 --> 00:11:55,800
Hi, Mandy.
300
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,018
Hello.
301
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,063
CHLOE: Here we go,
302
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,719
two margaritas.
303
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,656
You need a chair?
304
00:12:02,659 --> 00:12:03,895
No, she's good.
305
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,158
Okay. Be back in a sec to take your order.
306
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,378
I love their margaritas.
307
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,728
Yeah, but I'm driving,
308
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,732
so I'll probably just have a sip or two.
309
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,037
Or none. I'm pretty full on chips.
310
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,922
[chuckles] He is such a
responsible young man.
311
00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:20,825
Well, this was fun.
312
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,391
It was for me.
313
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,613
Nice meeting you.
314
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,273
["Don't It Make My Brown Eyes
Blue" by Crystal Gayle playing]
315
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,448
- [indistinct chatter]
- [bowling pins falling]
316
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,843
♪ Don't know when I've been so blue... ♪
317
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,670
Interesting bar, George.
318
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,528
Just wanted a change of pace.
319
00:12:42,531 --> 00:12:43,966
Well, other than
320
00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:46,285
the noise and smell,
you've picked a winner.
321
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,810
You want to go someplace
else, we'll go someplace else.
322
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,944
No, I'm happy to stay
here and bust your balls.
323
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,206
I see they've even got
324
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,997
a chili dog buffet,
and just the sight of it
325
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,517
makes me want to sit on a toilet.
326
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,960
Hey.
327
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,261
Hey.
328
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,510
What brings you here?
329
00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:10,599
Just having a drink with my buddy Tom.
330
00:13:10,602 --> 00:13:13,399
Tom, this is my neighbor Brenda.
331
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,620
Well, hello there.
332
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,665
Hi.
333
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,668
Don't you usually hang out at Nate's?
334
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:25,411
Well, I thought that was more your spot.
335
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,456
Yeah, usually.
336
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,895
But tonight he took me
to this charming dump.
337
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,507
She works here.
338
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,510
Cool.
339
00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:41,062
Well, it was nice meeting
you. I'll let y'all
340
00:13:41,065 --> 00:13:42,825
- enjoy your night.
- Good seeing you.
341
00:13:42,828 --> 00:13:44,473
Hey, if you're here by yourself,
342
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,649
- join us.
- Oh, no.
343
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,913
No, I wouldn't want to intrude.
344
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,479
We're probably leaving soon, anyways.
345
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,829
What are you talking about?
346
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,831
You made me put on pants
and leave the house.
347
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,357
I'm at least getting a beer out of this.
348
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,532
Fine.
349
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,797
Sit. I'll grab us a round.
350
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:07,540
[exhales]
351
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,543
- [exhales]
- I guess I came here tonight to avoid you,
352
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,545
- and you had the same idea.
- Mm.
353
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,155
Kind of funny.
354
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,375
Hilarious.
355
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,815
- You can just put it in the filing cabinet.
- Oh, yeah.
356
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,904
Wow. [chuckles]
357
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,833
Were all these cigarettes
taken from the kids?
358
00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:27,560
Oh, no, those are Peg's.
359
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,360
- She's got them stashed everywhere.
- [exhales]
360
00:14:30,363 --> 00:14:31,623
[sniffs]
361
00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:33,478
Takes me back.
362
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,841
- You were a smoker?
- In college.
363
00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:38,485
You know, I was trying to look older.
364
00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:40,833
- Oh. Did it work?
- [laughs]
365
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,297
Imagine the Gerber Baby
puffing on a Marlboro Light.
366
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,708
- [laughs]
- I'm glad I quit, though.
367
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,755
It's a disgusting habit.
368
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,105
- Oh, it is.
- Yeah.
369
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:54,021
I do miss it sometimes,
though. [exhales]
370
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,371
- Interesting.
- Oh.
371
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,807
It was a long time ago.
372
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,026
How long?
373
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,986
- Not that long.
- [chuckles]
374
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,684
Okay, I got a confession to make.
375
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,114
Me, too.
376
00:15:06,117 --> 00:15:07,958
- [gasps softly] When?
- Well,
377
00:15:07,961 --> 00:15:09,254
when I first started this job.
378
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,385
- Oh!
- Yeah,
379
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,996
I was pretty stressed-out. [chuckles]
380
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,476
- You wouldn't have known it.
- Oh.
381
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,695
Thank you.
382
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,566
When was your last one?
383
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,046
Wednesday.
384
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,352
Wow.
385
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,832
I was having a hard time with the kids.
386
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,314
[chuckles]
387
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,102
You know, there's lighters in here, too.
388
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,760
I think she's asleep.
389
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,808
What if she's dead?
390
00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:45,814
[snoring]
391
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,641
[whispers]: She's not dead.
392
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,122
She looks dead.
393
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,774
I'm not dead.
394
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,822
[grunts]
395
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:02,872
22 minutes. This has to be a record.
396
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,875
♪ Are you ready for love? ♪
397
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,696
Before this goes any further,
398
00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:09,401
there's something I got to tell you.
399
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:13,187
- This is going further? Sweet.
- Listen to me.
400
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,625
I wasn't completely honest about my age.
401
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,324
You weren't?
402
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:24,155
I'm actually... 29.
403
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,634
No kidding.
404
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,638
Yeah.
405
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,901
Well, then, I guess there's
something I should tell you.
406
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,078
I'm totally fine with that.
407
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,646
Great.
408
00:16:38,117 --> 00:16:40,562
This is wrong, right?
409
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,341
- You mean how much we're enjoying it?
- Yes.
410
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,132
[both laugh]
411
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,482
Well, that's the nice
thing about being Christian.
412
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,899
We can always ask for forgiveness.
413
00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:52,312
- You have to really mean it.
- Trust me, when I wake up
414
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,485
with this taste in my
mouth, I'll mean it.
415
00:16:54,488 --> 00:16:55,968
[chuckles]
416
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,712
I guess it reminds me of being young.
417
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,496
- Hmm.
- [chuckles]
418
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,716
You remember your first cigarette?
419
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,146
Eighth grade.
420
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,893
I snuck it out of my mom's purse.
421
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,026
- [chuckles]
- Ugh, menthol.
422
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,853
- Ooh. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
423
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,333
You?
424
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,031
Freshman year of college,
425
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:18,252
- trying to impress Melissa Coolidge at a party.
- Mm. [chuckles]
426
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,734
- Man, I threw up so much.
- [chuckles]: Oh, no.
427
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,786
In my defense,
428
00:17:23,789 --> 00:17:25,564
it was an impressive amount.
429
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,914
[both laugh]
430
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,930
Anyway, his name is Billy,
431
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:33,179
and he's in sixth grade, so
you're gonna be seeing him
432
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,836
- in three or four or five years.
- [chuckles]
433
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,839
You met him at my house
when we were playing poker.
434
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,581
- The big kid. I love that kid.
- GEORGE SR.: Mm-hmm.
435
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,039
Good. Remember that when
he's failing homeroom.
436
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,458
Oh, don't worry about grades.
437
00:17:48,461 --> 00:17:50,961
He's gonna be a linebacker.
438
00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:53,157
Where you been hiding this one, George?
439
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,767
Haven't been hiding her.
440
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,075
Well, not that easy to hide. [chuckles]
441
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,685
I'll get us another round.
442
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,166
Tell her how I make more money than you.
443
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,083
[chuckles]
444
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,127
Think I'm gonna head out.
445
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,651
Please don't.
446
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,740
I need to.
447
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,612
You stay. I'll go.
448
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,701
No. You're having fun.
449
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,575
Are you mad at me?
450
00:18:19,513 --> 00:18:21,037
No.
451
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:25,189
["Pride and Joy" by
Stevie Ray Vaughan playing]
452
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,148
♪ Yeah, I love my baby ♪
453
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,150
♪ Heart and soul ♪
454
00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:31,775
♪ Love like ours ♪
455
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,632
♪ Won't never grow old ♪
456
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:37,114
- [sighs]
- ♪ She's my sweet little thing ♪
457
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:41,118
♪ She's my pride and joy ♪
458
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,946
♪ She's my sweet little baby ♪
459
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,221
♪ I'm her little lover boy ♪
460
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:52,694
♪ Yeah, I love my baby
like the finest wine ♪
461
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,161
♪ Stick with her ♪
462
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:56,344
♪ Until the end of time ♪
463
00:18:56,347 --> 00:18:59,048
♪ She's my sweet little thing ♪
464
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,617
♪ She's my pride and joy ♪
465
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,552
♪ She's my sweet little baby ♪
466
00:19:05,555 --> 00:19:09,929
♪ I'm her little lover boy. ♪
467
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,020
♪
468
00:19:35,354 --> 00:19:37,219
Peg, how's it going?
469
00:19:37,222 --> 00:19:40,266
Last time I checked,
they were all alive.
470
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:42,271
Where's Sheldon?
471
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,157
Huh.
472
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,551
MARY: Sheldon? Where are you?
473
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,375
ROB: Sheldon?
474
00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:53,716
ADULT SHELDON: That night began
my winning streak at sardines.
475
00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:56,563
Every lock-in, every birthday party,
476
00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:58,196
someone suggested we play,
477
00:19:58,199 --> 00:20:01,022
and I won every time.
478
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,721
MARY: Sheldon!
479
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,610
ADULT SHELDON: I'm the king of sardines.
480
00:20:04,613 --> 00:20:10,375
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