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? Well, we're movin' on up ?
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? Movin' on up ?
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? To the East
Side Movin' on up ?
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? To a deluxe apartment ?
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? In the sky ?
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? Movin' on up ?
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? To the East
Side Movin' on up ?
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? We finally got a
piece Of the pie ?
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? Fish don't fry
In the kitchen ?
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? Beans don't
burn On the grill ?
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? Took a whole lot of tryin' ?
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? Just to get up that hill ?
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? Now we're up
In the big leagues ?
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? Gettin' our turn at bat ?
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? As long as we live
It's you and me, baby ?
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? There ain't Nothin'
wrong with that ?
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? We're movin' on
up Movin' on up ?
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? To the East
Side Movin' on up ?
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? To a deluxe
apartment In the sky ?
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? Movin' on up Movin' on up ?
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? To the East
Side Movin' on up ?
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? We finally got a
piece Of the pie ??
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Louise, where have you been?
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I've been sitting here all
by myself for over two hours.
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I'm sorry. I ran into a
friend and we got to talking.
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What could you possibly
find to talk about for two hours?
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You.
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Oh, thank you, Louise.
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Ooh.
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Oh, what's the matter?
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These new shoes are killing me.
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Maybe you should
have bought a larger size.
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That's what the salesman said.
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But I've been wearing
size 6 all my life
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and I'm not going to change now.
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Well, you know,
when you get older,
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your feet have a
tendency to spread a little.
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Not my feet. I'll
tell you what it is.
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They're making size
6 smaller nowadays
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just to save on shoe leather.
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Now, why don't you do what I do?
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When you buy
another pair of shoes,
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buy a size that's
big on the inside,
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and small on the outside.
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What a good idea,
thank you, Louise.
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You're making fun of me.
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Oh, no, I was just
kidding with you.
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Why are you so mean to me?
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I'm always nice to you.
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Of course you are. I'm sorry.
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Never mind, I'll go take
my bubble bath now.
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Well, have a good time.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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Hello, Louise.
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Hello.
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Mm. You look sensational.
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You still got that
fine brown frame.
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Oh, why, thank you.
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Who are you?
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Wendell. Wendell
Brown. Remember?
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Wendell Brown,
George's old Navy friend?
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On the button.
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Of course. I've heard so
much about you from George,
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I feel like I already know you.
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Now, that's what I like to hear.
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Well, I'm in town for a while
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and I thought I'd just drop
by and surprise old George.
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I hope you don't mind
my busting in like this.
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Mind? George will
be thrilled. Come on in.
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Is he home?
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No, he's still at work.
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Aw. Same old George.
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But I'll call him.
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Oh, no, don't do that, I don't
want to spoil the surprise.
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Yes, you're right.
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Come in.
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Old George sure has
done all right for himself.
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Thank you, it is a
nice apartment, isn't it?
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Oh, no. I wasn't talking
about the apartment.
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I was talking about you.
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Oh.
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You know, there's one thing
about George's getting married
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that always bugged me.
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What's that?
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I never got to kiss the bride.
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Oh.
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Well, better late than never.
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Uh... Uh... Well...
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We don't have to
stand around like this.
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Why don't we sit down?
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You don't remember
our first meeting, do you?
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Our first meeting?
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When me and George came
home on leave from Korea,
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and you came down
to the ship to meet us.
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I remember coming
down to meet George.
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Well, I was the guy standing
behind George saying,
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"Hi, Brown Sugar." You remember?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I don't remember.
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But I can't wait to
see George's face
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when he finds you here.
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Well, if he's still ugly as he
was when he was in the Navy,
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I can wait.
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I'm just kidding, Louise.
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They don't come any
better than George.
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Me and him were
real tight in the Navy.
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We used to raise hell at
the annual reunions too,
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but George hasn't been
coming to them lately.
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He's been very busy.
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Uh-huh. Is that why
he never brought you
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to any of the reunions?
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Well, uh, he always told me
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that wives weren't allowed.
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Anyway, I'd have
felt out of place.
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I would have made
you feel at home.
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Oh, did you bring
your wife with you?
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Huh?
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I remember George
saying you were married.
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"Were" is right.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, don't be. Marriage
taught me a lot.
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Like what?
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That it's better being single.
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I've got to joke
about it, Louise.
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Otherwise, the pain
wouldn't go away.
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The fact is, both my
wives were unfaithful.
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Both? Mm-hm.
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I can't blame them for
playing around though.
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Especially since
they got to feeling
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lonely and unwanted at home.
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You know what I mean?
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I know.
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Hey, I wonder if old George
really knows what a good
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and understanding
woman he's got.
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Nah. Bet by now, he's
spending more and more time
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on that of his job
less and less on you.
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Oh, I'm sure you'll
find the right woman
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one of these days.
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I know. But how
long have I got to wait
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for Ike to get tired
of Tina Turner?
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George, look who's here.
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Wendell! Wendell Brown.
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You got it, dude.
The one and the only.
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Man, you ain't changed a bit,
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except you got
a little bit uglier.
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What? Me ugly?
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Hey, remember, shorty, who
was the baddest dude on the ship?
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Baddest dude, you? Mm-hm.
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Throw up your hands, chump.
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Let's see what you still got.
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I got enough to
take care of whatever
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you still got, Junior.
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Hand it to me. Lay it on me now.
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Is that all you got, boy?
Who you calling boy, chump?
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Come on!
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Hey, man, that one
slipped. Didn't hurt you, did I?
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You kidding? I've been
hit harder in a pillow fight.
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That felt good. I ain't
done that in 20 years.
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The way you're breathing,
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you better not do it
for another 20 years.
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Are you kidding? I'm
just as good as I ever was.
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You wasn't no
good then, neither.
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Oh, yeah? Why'd you push me
in the ring so many times, then?
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I couldn't afford not to.
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I had a whole lot of long green
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riding on the
other guy, brother.
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But I ain't jiving, George.
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You wasn't much
in the Navy, man.
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But you sure have
made up for it since.
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Look at you, man.
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You got a great
life, fine apartment,
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wonderful woman.
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Really is good to see
you again, George.
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Yeah.
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Good to see you, too, Wendell.
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Weezy, you wouldn't
believe this, but the chicks
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used to fall all over this
little funny-looking dude.
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You sure it wasn't
the other way around?
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That to. Hey man, how
come you shaved your head?
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It just gives me an
extra edge with the foxes.
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Oh, it does?
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Yeah. I just shine
my head in their eyes,
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and they can't see anybody else.
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Kind of like catching
fish with a flashlight.
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I hear you.
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Where can I wash up, man?
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I came straight here
from the hotel, man.
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I still got some Milwaukee
dirt on me, you know?
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Sure. Right in there.
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Thank you.
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If that john don't suit
you, we got three more.
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I ain't got but two
hands, George.
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George, there's something
I've got to tell you about Wendell.
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Yeah, I know, Weezy.
Good people, ain't he?
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Well, that's not what
I was going to say.
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In the Navy, Weezy,
you was lucky
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to have a buddy like
Wendell, let me tell you.
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I remember the first
time we went into battle,
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these airplanes came
from out of nowhere,
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unloading bombs on us like
we was in a ticker-tape parade.
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I hit the deck as
quick as I could.
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Boy, I started shaking all over.
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You know, Weezy, I ain't
never been that scared in my life.
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Then all of a sudden, Wendell
come crawling up beside me
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and grabbed me by
the shoulder and said,
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"Come on, man. It's
going to be all right."
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And I stopped shaking.
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Man, that man saw me about
this big and never told nobody.
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Yes, but George...
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I tell you, Weezy, that guy
is the best friend I ever had.
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Yeah, well, I better
get dinner ready.
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Your best friend must be hungry.
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And thirsty.
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Hey, Wendell, how about a drink?
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Don't mind if I do.
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What'll it be?
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I don't drink nothing
but 12-year-old scotch.
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But if you ain't got that,
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I'll settle for
3-day-old muscatel.
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Hey, man. You never told me
what you're doing in New York.
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I'm here on a sales meeting.
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What you selling? Me.
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It's time I got into
something new.
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Hey, that's a great idea.
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It wasn't my idea. It was
my last employer's one.
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What, did you get fired? Mm-hm.
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You see, I was selling
these vacuum cleaners.
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And one day, I
knocked on the door,
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and this fine fox answered,
I gave her my sales pitch,
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and she asked me in.
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Next thing I know, it
was four days later.
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Didn't even sell her no
vacuum cleaner, either.
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Sure didn't do nothing
for my quota, brother.
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Man, you're something else.
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Hey, where's Louise?
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She's back in the kitchen
getting dinner together.
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Smells good, don't it? Mm.
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Weezy can burn a taste, boy.
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Anything your wife cooks
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has got to be good.
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I think I'll go in there
and help her out.
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Hey, good idea. I'm going
to finish making these drinks.
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Uh, George?
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Uh-uh, uh-uh, it's
the sexy one, baby.
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I thought I'd come in here...
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and give you some aid.
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Oh.
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There's nothing more pleasing
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than the sight of
a beautiful woman
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cooking in the kitchen,
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especially to a hungry man.
252
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,346
Let's you and me get something
straight, Mr. Wendell Brown!
253
00:12:58,368 --> 00:13:00,112
Here we go.
254
00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:02,479
Here, we'll make a toast. Here.
255
00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:04,702
Come on, Weezy.
256
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:08,847
Here's to my best friend,
257
00:13:08,869 --> 00:13:10,914
who my wife and I have decided
258
00:13:10,936 --> 00:13:13,948
will be moving out of the hotel,
259
00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:15,682
and staying with us
260
00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:17,281
the rest of the
time he's in town.
261
00:13:17,304 --> 00:13:19,449
Right, baby?
262
00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:21,115
Remember Wendell,
as long as you're here,
263
00:13:21,138 --> 00:13:23,578
help yourself to
anything you see.
264
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:41,520
The USS Valley Forge.
265
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:44,754
That's great, George, a
picture of the whole crew.
266
00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:50,646
And look, there's George. Isn't
he cute in his little white hat?
267
00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:59,247
That's not George, that's
a seagull sitting on a pylon.
268
00:14:02,978 --> 00:14:06,425
As I remember, we were
standing somewhere around here.
269
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,491
You kidding? Those
are all the officers.
270
00:14:09,513 --> 00:14:14,461
Oh, yeah. They're
all white, huh?
271
00:14:14,481 --> 00:14:18,928
Look at that. They all
look alike, don't they?
272
00:14:18,948 --> 00:14:21,427
How about another
drink, Wendell?
273
00:14:21,449 --> 00:14:22,892
Hey, sounds good.
274
00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:27,230
I still say that's George,
and not a seagull.
275
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:30,484
A mother can tell her
own son from a bird.
276
00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:35,362
What about you, Weezy?
Want another drink?
277
00:14:35,385 --> 00:14:37,930
No. I've got to do the dishes.
278
00:14:37,951 --> 00:14:40,430
Ah, come on, Louise.
Forget about the dishes
279
00:14:40,452 --> 00:14:42,530
and join us for a
little reminiscing.
280
00:14:42,553 --> 00:14:43,863
Yeah.
281
00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:46,064
Don't you want to hear
about the time this big dummy
282
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,465
saved my life in
hand-to-hand combat.
283
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,998
On an aircraft carrier?
284
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:55,335
No. In Tokyo, at the
Banzai Bar and Grill.
285
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:57,866
Well, if you'll excuse me,
286
00:14:57,888 --> 00:15:00,867
I'll go take my beauty nap.
287
00:15:00,888 --> 00:15:02,065
Oh, the way you look, ma'am,
288
00:15:02,088 --> 00:15:05,323
all you need is
about five seconds.
289
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,490
Thank you.
290
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:14,259
George, you have
such nice friends.
291
00:15:16,392 --> 00:15:19,371
Man, Wendell, we had some
fun times during the war, didn't we?
292
00:15:19,392 --> 00:15:21,870
Yeah, too bad it all had to end.
293
00:15:21,892 --> 00:15:23,537
If you lived in New York, man,
294
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,137
we could be hanging
out all the time.
295
00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:27,504
Yeah, or if you
lived in Milwaukee.
296
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:30,138
Hey, how'd you like to
work for me, old buddy?
297
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,271
What?
298
00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:32,404
You serious?
299
00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:33,427
Stone serious.
300
00:15:36,362 --> 00:15:37,706
It sounds great, George,
301
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,940
but I don't know anything
about the cleaning business.
302
00:15:39,962 --> 00:15:42,608
He's right, George. He
doesn't have any experience.
303
00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:44,207
Man, you ain't got
nothing to worry about.
304
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:45,910
I'll teach you everything
you need to know.
305
00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:47,873
You won't have to worry
306
00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:49,408
about taking hassles
from your boss,
307
00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:51,642
because your boss will be
me, your old buddy, dig it?
308
00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:53,775
Dig it.
309
00:15:53,798 --> 00:15:56,244
Hey, Louise, I just
got back from dinner.
310
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:58,810
Oh, Helen, what a surprise!
311
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,612
So nice of you to drop by.
312
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:04,612
Surprise? Jenny told me
you've been calling all evening.
313
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:08,313
Oh, the recipe? Of
course I've got that recipe.
314
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,612
What recipe?
315
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,779
The recipe that's
in the kitchen.
316
00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:16,203
Oh, that recipe.
317
00:16:19,835 --> 00:16:22,848
Louise, you didn't tell
me you had company.
318
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:24,448
Uh, yeah. George's
best friend from the Navy.
319
00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:26,314
Helen, Wendell. Wendell, Helen.
320
00:16:26,337 --> 00:16:27,648
Glad to know you, Wendell.
321
00:16:27,671 --> 00:16:30,204
Will you be staying long?
322
00:16:33,037 --> 00:16:35,816
Girl, what is your problem?
323
00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:37,283
You just met him.
324
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:38,950
Him? What's the matter with him?
325
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:41,884
Well, he's got
five pairs of hands
326
00:16:41,906 --> 00:16:45,753
and they've been all over
me ever since he got here.
327
00:16:45,774 --> 00:16:49,487
You mean he's been
making passes at you?
328
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,752
Yeah. It's crazy.
329
00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:53,820
And I can't understand
why he's doing it.
330
00:16:53,841 --> 00:16:55,453
Well, I can.
331
00:16:55,476 --> 00:16:58,755
He sees a sexy,
vibrant, tempting woman,
332
00:16:58,776 --> 00:17:00,643
and he wants her, that's why.
333
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:10,591
Look at you. Deep down inside,
you know you enjoy those passes.
334
00:17:10,611 --> 00:17:11,688
Oh, Helen.
335
00:17:11,711 --> 00:17:13,822
Louise, deep down.
336
00:17:13,845 --> 00:17:16,090
Helen, I don't... Louise.
337
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:19,492
Okay. I admit it.
338
00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:21,758
I enjoyed the
attention a little.
339
00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,090
I knew it.
340
00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:26,260
But I wish he'd stop it.
341
00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:29,059
I think.
342
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,159
Louise, if it really bugs you,
343
00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:33,526
then you just
have to tell George.
344
00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:35,593
And how do you
tell your husband,
345
00:17:35,616 --> 00:17:38,228
his best friend is
trying to hit on you?
346
00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:39,393
Like this:
347
00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:43,195
"George, your best
friend's trying to hit on me."
348
00:17:43,216 --> 00:17:46,229
But, Helen, I...
Child, I've got to run.
349
00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:48,195
Look, Tom's leaving
for Cleveland tonight,
350
00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:49,695
and he can't pack without me.
351
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:52,753
You'll be all right as
long as George is here.
352
00:17:58,219 --> 00:17:59,330
Good night.
353
00:17:59,353 --> 00:18:01,097
Leaving so soon?
354
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,332
Why don't you stick around
so we can have a little fun.
355
00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:05,965
You don't need me.
356
00:18:05,987 --> 00:18:09,088
You've got your
hands full already.
357
00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:15,199
Oh, excuse me,
Mrs. Willis, ma'am.
358
00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:18,702
Mr. Jefferson, sir, I felt
it's my duty and obligation
359
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:22,470
to inform you about the
burglar alarm in your store.
360
00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:23,901
Not again.
361
00:18:23,924 --> 00:18:25,535
Again, sir. Oh,
yes, indeedy, sir.
362
00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:26,934
This is the third
time this month
363
00:18:26,957 --> 00:18:28,736
that stupid alarm's gone off.
364
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,536
Sir, I wish I could
turn it off myself,
365
00:18:30,558 --> 00:18:32,703
but I don't have the key.
366
00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,437
That's all right, Ralph.
I'll go down myself
367
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,203
and shut it off.
368
00:18:37,226 --> 00:18:39,705
George, maybe you better
take Wendell with you.
369
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:43,274
There could be a real
burglar down there this time.
370
00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:45,740
No. It started when
a cop tested the door
371
00:18:45,762 --> 00:18:47,105
to make sure it was locked.
372
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,707
You entertain Wendell,
Weezy. I'll be right back.
373
00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:52,172
Sir?
374
00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:54,039
Let me give you a little
something for your trouble.
375
00:18:54,062 --> 00:18:56,664
You don't have to do that,
sir. Well, thank you, Ralph!
376
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,608
I know you're in a
hurry, sir, so you can wait
377
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:03,110
then tip me in the elevator.
378
00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:17,079
Now, let's get something
straight, Wendell.
379
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,978
You'd better keep away from me.
380
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,378
Oh, hey, Louise.
381
00:19:20,401 --> 00:19:22,011
Don't you "Hey, Louise" me.
382
00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:24,112
You're supposed to
be George's best friend.
383
00:19:24,134 --> 00:19:26,146
Where do you get off
making passes at me?
384
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:27,779
And right under his nose too.
385
00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:29,179
Hey, easy, mama.
386
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,748
The only reason I haven't
said anything earlier,
387
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,014
is because I didn't want
to hurt George's feelings.
388
00:19:34,036 --> 00:19:36,382
But if you put your hand
on me one more time,
389
00:19:36,404 --> 00:19:41,540
you're going to draw back a nub.
390
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:48,150
No, you got me wrong.
391
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:51,540
I ain't going to use
my hands, look.
392
00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:58,040
Woo-wee!
393
00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:04,454
I like a woman
with a little fire.
394
00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:07,588
I'm warning you, Wendell.
Take one more step,
395
00:20:07,609 --> 00:20:11,088
and I'll let loose with the
loudest scream you ever heard.
396
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,553
Hey, that sounds groovy.
397
00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:16,590
Because we both understand
that a "no" means a "yes."
398
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,543
Not in this house it don't.
399
00:20:28,179 --> 00:20:30,524
Hey, Mama, what are you doing?
400
00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:33,659
You know what your
best friend was doing?
401
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,791
He was getting fresh.
402
00:20:35,814 --> 00:20:37,659
He what?
403
00:20:37,681 --> 00:20:39,980
You are sick!
404
00:20:42,114 --> 00:20:44,981
Making a pass at my mama.
405
00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:56,094
Now, wait a minute, George.
406
00:20:56,117 --> 00:21:00,464
It was me he was
making passes at.
407
00:21:00,484 --> 00:21:02,451
At you, Weezy?
408
00:21:04,419 --> 00:21:08,131
Why is that so hard to believe?
409
00:21:08,152 --> 00:21:09,263
It ain't hard to believe.
410
00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:13,488
Nigga, you got to be crazy!
411
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,232
Now, I know you done
backdoored lots of people,
412
00:21:20,254 --> 00:21:21,932
but I didn't think
you'd be stupid enough
413
00:21:21,954 --> 00:21:23,865
to try to backdoor me.
414
00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:26,467
I came in the front door!
415
00:21:26,489 --> 00:21:28,066
Sucker! You better
get out of my house
416
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,608
before I erase your future!
417
00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:36,367
Just cool it, George, man.
418
00:21:36,391 --> 00:21:37,868
I was just trying
to help you out.
419
00:21:37,890 --> 00:21:40,068
Help me out?! You trying
to make time with my wife,
420
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,067
trying to help me out?!
421
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,269
I thought you was my friend.
422
00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:43,803
I am your friend!
423
00:21:43,825 --> 00:21:45,002
Ain't it better with a friend
424
00:21:45,025 --> 00:21:46,925
than with a stranger?
425
00:21:49,694 --> 00:21:51,672
George, as long
as I've known you,
426
00:21:51,694 --> 00:21:54,138
you been pushing and
scratching to get ahead.
427
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,472
So I knew I'd find
you doing well by now.
428
00:21:56,494 --> 00:22:00,040
But I also figured you'd be
so wrapped up in your work
429
00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:02,540
you'd be ignoring
something along the way,
430
00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:05,508
like Brown Sugar, here.
431
00:22:05,529 --> 00:22:06,739
Yeah, well, you figured wrong.
432
00:22:06,762 --> 00:22:08,106
Well, I don't know
about that, pal.
433
00:22:08,129 --> 00:22:09,507
You know, I've
made my life's work
434
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:11,974
lonely and unwanted women.
435
00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,808
Hey, both my
wives played around.
436
00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:15,375
Even my mama did.
437
00:22:15,397 --> 00:22:18,109
Well, this mama don't.
438
00:22:18,131 --> 00:22:19,542
That's telling him, Louise.
439
00:22:19,565 --> 00:22:22,433
You want me to hit him again?
440
00:22:24,566 --> 00:22:30,080
Louise, too bad you didn't
meet me before George.
441
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,934
We could have been
married and divorced by now.
442
00:22:34,468 --> 00:22:36,579
Look, you better start
moving while you still got legs.
443
00:22:36,601 --> 00:22:38,713
I'm going, I'm going.
444
00:22:38,735 --> 00:22:40,446
I guess this means
445
00:22:40,469 --> 00:22:43,715
that, uh, we can't be best
buddies anymore, huh?
446
00:22:43,736 --> 00:22:46,981
Only when I think
of the old days.
447
00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:49,415
Yeah, those are
the only good days
448
00:22:49,437 --> 00:22:51,797
I got left to think about, bro.
449
00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:56,482
You're a lucky man, George.
450
00:22:56,504 --> 00:22:59,372
Goodbye, Brown Sugar.
451
00:23:10,006 --> 00:23:11,984
Damn. My best friend.
452
00:23:12,007 --> 00:23:14,753
My oldest and best friend.
453
00:23:14,774 --> 00:23:18,287
You really liked
him, didn't you?
454
00:23:18,308 --> 00:23:19,985
Yeah.
455
00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:22,487
But that don't matter now.
456
00:23:22,509 --> 00:23:24,921
Is it true what he said, Weezy,
457
00:23:24,943 --> 00:23:27,988
you know, about
you feeling unwanted?
458
00:23:28,009 --> 00:23:29,887
Weez?
459
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:34,891
Well, you don't pay as much
attention to me as you used to.
460
00:23:34,911 --> 00:23:38,358
I ain't got as much
time as I used to.
461
00:23:38,379 --> 00:23:41,558
I know.
462
00:23:41,579 --> 00:23:45,192
Weezy, look. I'm sorry.
How do I make it up to you?
463
00:23:45,213 --> 00:23:46,924
Where do I start?
464
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:50,816
Well, if you got to ask, you
better call Wendell back.
465
00:24:36,088 --> 00:24:38,500
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