Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,539 --> 00:00:02,384
? Well, we're movin' on up ?
2
00:00:02,405 --> 00:00:03,615
? Movin' on up ?
3
00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:05,682
? To the East Side ?
4
00:00:05,703 --> 00:00:06,747
? Movin' on up ?
5
00:00:06,770 --> 00:00:09,047
? To a deluxe apartment ?
6
00:00:09,067 --> 00:00:10,945
? In the sky ?
7
00:00:10,966 --> 00:00:12,844
? We're movin' on up ?
8
00:00:12,866 --> 00:00:14,344
? Movin' on up ?
9
00:00:14,365 --> 00:00:15,809
? To the East Side ?
10
00:00:15,831 --> 00:00:17,108
? Movin' on up ?
11
00:00:17,130 --> 00:00:20,832
? We finally got a
piece Of the pie ?
12
00:00:22,528 --> 00:00:25,140
? Fish don't fry
In the kitchen ?
13
00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,838
? Beans don't
burn On the grill ?
14
00:00:27,858 --> 00:00:30,437
? Took a whole lot of tryin' ?
15
00:00:30,457 --> 00:00:33,102
? Just to get up That hill ?
16
00:00:33,122 --> 00:00:35,735
? Now we're up
In the big leagues ?
17
00:00:35,755 --> 00:00:37,966
? Gettin' our turn at bat ?
18
00:00:37,987 --> 00:00:39,598
? As long as we live ?
19
00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:41,030
? It's you and me, baby ?
20
00:00:41,051 --> 00:00:42,796
? There ain't Nothin'
wrong with that ?
21
00:00:42,818 --> 00:00:44,296
? We're movin' on up ?
22
00:00:44,317 --> 00:00:45,728
? Movin' on up ?
23
00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,394
? To the East Side ?
24
00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:48,727
? Movin' on up ?
25
00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,026
? To a deluxe apartment ?
26
00:00:51,046 --> 00:00:53,024
? In the sky ?
27
00:00:53,045 --> 00:00:55,023
? We're movin' on up ?
28
00:00:55,044 --> 00:00:56,256
? Movin' on up ?
29
00:00:56,279 --> 00:00:58,123
? To the East Side ?
30
00:00:58,144 --> 00:00:59,321
? Movin' on up ?
31
00:00:59,343 --> 00:01:04,513
? We finally got a
piece Of the pie ??
32
00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,011
Uh, hello, Mother Jefferson.
33
00:01:21,034 --> 00:01:22,968
Hello, Louise.
34
00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,547
So nice to see you.
35
00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:29,581
Happy anniversary.
36
00:01:29,603 --> 00:01:33,116
Oh, why, thank you.
37
00:01:33,137 --> 00:01:35,582
Is that a present too?
38
00:01:35,605 --> 00:01:39,952
Oh, no, I bought this myself
as a surprise for George.
39
00:01:39,972 --> 00:01:41,717
Well, if you wear that,
40
00:01:41,741 --> 00:01:45,041
there won't be much
left to surprise him.
41
00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:49,654
Don't bet on it.
42
00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:52,521
Besides, that thing won't
even keep you warm.
43
00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:57,156
The idea is to keep George warm.
44
00:01:57,176 --> 00:01:58,208
Hmph.
45
00:02:00,544 --> 00:02:04,190
Don't open that.
Wait for George.
46
00:02:04,212 --> 00:02:06,491
Anniversaries are for two.
47
00:02:06,512 --> 00:02:08,056
You're right.
48
00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,893
And it was so sweet of you
to remember what day it was.
49
00:02:11,913 --> 00:02:17,262
Oh, Louise, I could never
forget your wedding day.
50
00:02:17,282 --> 00:02:21,950
It's the first anniversary of
my gallbladder operation.
51
00:02:24,184 --> 00:02:26,563
Ah, hello, Momsy-womsy.
52
00:02:26,585 --> 00:02:29,530
Ha, ha. Oh, hello, George.
53
00:02:29,552 --> 00:02:32,097
Happy anniversary, son.
54
00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,097
Your mother brought
us a present, George.
55
00:02:34,119 --> 00:02:35,897
Oh, that's wonderful.
Thanks, Mama.
56
00:02:35,921 --> 00:02:39,089
Haven't you opened
it yet, Louise?
57
00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:42,399
Yes, right away.
58
00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:46,270
I'm so excited. I
wonder what it could be.
59
00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:49,935
Uh... just what we
needed, George.
60
00:02:49,957 --> 00:02:51,391
Cuff links.
61
00:02:54,359 --> 00:02:56,371
Hey, they really something, Ma.
62
00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,837
Do you really like them?
63
00:02:58,859 --> 00:03:02,060
Yeah. They go with our tuxedo.
64
00:03:04,328 --> 00:03:08,241
As I always say, it's
the thought that counts.
65
00:03:08,262 --> 00:03:10,429
You're so right,
Mother Jefferson.
66
00:03:13,563 --> 00:03:15,608
Uh, can I get you anything?
67
00:03:15,631 --> 00:03:18,677
Yes, an eraser.
68
00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:22,734
You've made a lot of mistakes
in this crossword puzzle.
69
00:03:23,866 --> 00:03:25,010
Oh?
70
00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:26,378
Look at this:
71
00:03:26,401 --> 00:03:31,815
"Large animal with
antlers. E-L-K-E."
72
00:03:31,835 --> 00:03:34,581
There's no E on the end of elk.
73
00:03:34,603 --> 00:03:37,637
I know. George did the puzzle.
74
00:03:41,338 --> 00:03:46,675
Oh, of course. It's the
Old English spelling.
75
00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:50,206
Elke.
76
00:03:52,173 --> 00:03:56,953
Like "Ye Old
English Tea Shoppe."
77
00:03:56,974 --> 00:03:58,608
He's so bright.
78
00:03:59,842 --> 00:04:01,642
I'll make some coffee.
79
00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,155
Uh, why don't you come
and help me, George?
80
00:04:05,177 --> 00:04:06,354
What for?
81
00:04:06,377 --> 00:04:08,944
Because I say so, what for.
82
00:04:13,414 --> 00:04:14,824
What's the matter with you?
83
00:04:14,847 --> 00:04:17,058
Does your mother
have to be here today?
84
00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:19,057
Well, you know Mama.
She's like the tide.
85
00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,059
You can't stop that
from coming in, either.
86
00:04:22,081 --> 00:04:27,062
I don't mind her coming
in. I just mind her staying in.
87
00:04:27,082 --> 00:04:29,027
I mean, today of all days!
88
00:04:29,049 --> 00:04:31,194
She just came by to wish
us a happy anniversary.
89
00:04:31,217 --> 00:04:32,961
I know your mother, George.
90
00:04:32,983 --> 00:04:35,462
When she starts working
on a crossword puzzle,
91
00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:37,764
that means she's
staying for dinner.
92
00:04:37,786 --> 00:04:39,129
Yeah, you're right.
93
00:04:39,152 --> 00:04:41,898
It's not that I don't
want her, George,
94
00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:45,366
but I thought maybe
today that we could be
95
00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:47,767
you know, alone.
96
00:04:47,789 --> 00:04:48,799
Mm. I hear you.
97
00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,422
George...
98
00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:54,702
And I know just how we
can get Mama to leave.
99
00:04:54,724 --> 00:04:56,368
Wonderful!
100
00:04:56,390 --> 00:04:59,235
You can tell her we
got another appointment.
101
00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,368
Me can tell her?
102
00:05:00,391 --> 00:05:02,369
Well, I can't tell
her. I got to go out.
103
00:05:02,392 --> 00:05:03,603
What?
104
00:05:03,627 --> 00:05:05,004
Unless you don't
want me to go out.
105
00:05:05,026 --> 00:05:07,938
Of course I don't want you
to go out on our anniversary.
106
00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,395
Okay, then I guess it
can wait until next year.
107
00:05:16,029 --> 00:05:18,007
What can wait?
108
00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:22,511
That something special I
was going to pick up for you.
109
00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:24,509
Oh. It can't wait.
110
00:05:24,531 --> 00:05:25,841
Go, go, go.
111
00:05:25,864 --> 00:05:27,809
I'm going, going, gone.
112
00:05:27,832 --> 00:05:30,644
Hurry back, sweetheart.
113
00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:31,943
I got to go get something, Mama,
114
00:05:31,966 --> 00:05:33,010
but I'll say goodbye now
115
00:05:33,034 --> 00:05:34,512
in case you're gone
when I get back.
116
00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,567
Oh, I'll be here
when you get back.
117
00:05:40,969 --> 00:05:43,448
What's for dinner
tonight, Louise?
118
00:05:43,470 --> 00:05:45,748
Uh, I don't know yet.
119
00:05:45,771 --> 00:05:47,449
Married all these years
120
00:05:47,471 --> 00:05:51,951
and you still don't
know how to plan meals.
121
00:05:51,971 --> 00:05:54,684
George must be a saint.
122
00:05:54,706 --> 00:05:56,450
Oh, he is.
123
00:05:56,474 --> 00:05:58,051
When he lived at home with you,
124
00:05:58,073 --> 00:06:03,388
everybody used to call him
St. George and the dragon.
125
00:06:03,408 --> 00:06:06,609
I'm not surprised.
126
00:06:07,975 --> 00:06:09,953
Um, no, what I meant was
127
00:06:09,976 --> 00:06:13,589
some friends have invited
George and me out to dinner tonight.
128
00:06:13,611 --> 00:06:14,611
What friends?
129
00:06:15,812 --> 00:06:17,956
What friends?
130
00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:22,326
Uh... the Hendricks.
Joan and Bobby Hendricks.
131
00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:24,458
Well, I'll be thinking of you
132
00:06:24,481 --> 00:06:27,960
while I'm sitting in
my itty bitty apartment
133
00:06:27,981 --> 00:06:29,848
eating my TV dinner.
134
00:06:32,316 --> 00:06:34,361
Here I am. Ready, Weez?
135
00:06:34,383 --> 00:06:36,461
Oh, yes, I'm ready.
136
00:06:36,484 --> 00:06:38,329
Where is it?
137
00:06:38,351 --> 00:06:40,128
Okay. Hold out your
hands and close your eyes.
138
00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:41,951
Oh, George.
139
00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:45,030
Happy anniversary.
140
00:06:45,053 --> 00:06:46,953
Oh, George! It's...
141
00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:51,064
A horn?
142
00:06:51,087 --> 00:06:52,498
That's right. Surprised?
143
00:06:52,521 --> 00:06:56,335
I guess you could
say that, George.
144
00:06:56,356 --> 00:06:58,434
I think it's lovely, George.
145
00:06:58,457 --> 00:07:01,669
Don't forget to show it
to your friends tonight.
146
00:07:01,690 --> 00:07:03,568
What friends tonight?
147
00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:07,070
Louise was just telling me
about your friends, the Hendricks.
148
00:07:07,091 --> 00:07:09,403
The Hendricks?
They're in Honolulu.
149
00:07:09,425 --> 00:07:11,403
Uh, no, George.
150
00:07:11,426 --> 00:07:14,405
Sure they are. We just got
a card from them yesterday.
151
00:07:14,427 --> 00:07:15,738
Uh, no, George, they came back
152
00:07:15,761 --> 00:07:17,405
and they invited
us to dinner tonight.
153
00:07:17,427 --> 00:07:18,604
Don't you remember?
154
00:07:18,628 --> 00:07:21,407
Oh, now I remember!
That's right.
155
00:07:21,428 --> 00:07:23,740
They invited us out to
dinner tonight, Mama.
156
00:07:23,763 --> 00:07:26,241
In Honolulu?
157
00:07:26,263 --> 00:07:27,574
Oh, no.
158
00:07:27,597 --> 00:07:31,410
It's the funniest thing
about this postcard.
159
00:07:31,431 --> 00:07:33,909
You know, the mail
is so slow nowadays.
160
00:07:33,932 --> 00:07:37,713
But the Hendricks actually beat
their own card back to New York.
161
00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:39,076
Can you imagine that?
162
00:07:39,099 --> 00:07:43,179
That takes a lot of imagination.
163
00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,846
Well... Go on, Weezy, honk it.
164
00:07:44,868 --> 00:07:45,845
Huh?
165
00:07:45,869 --> 00:07:47,847
Honk your horn.
166
00:07:47,869 --> 00:07:49,847
Honk my horn?
167
00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,981
It's just like rubbing
Aladdin's lamp.
168
00:07:52,003 --> 00:07:53,102
Go on. Honk.
169
00:07:56,638 --> 00:07:58,238
Tra-dah!
170
00:08:01,406 --> 00:08:02,683
What the...?
171
00:08:02,706 --> 00:08:05,819
Ah, hello, Mrs. J.
Aren't they beauties?
172
00:08:05,841 --> 00:08:09,387
Happy anniversary,
Weezy. This is from me to us.
173
00:08:09,408 --> 00:08:11,453
You bought us bicycles?
174
00:08:11,476 --> 00:08:13,387
Yes, I've been keeping
these chaps hidden in my place
175
00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,054
all week long.
176
00:08:15,076 --> 00:08:16,954
Mr. Jefferson didn't want you
to know what you were getting.
177
00:08:16,976 --> 00:08:19,577
That was smart, George.
178
00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:25,825
George always knows how
to make a woman happy.
179
00:08:25,846 --> 00:08:28,057
Oh, you must be
having a wonderful day.
180
00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,691
Oh, I am.
181
00:08:29,713 --> 00:08:32,191
What more could I
want for my anniversary?
182
00:08:32,214 --> 00:08:36,462
A horn, cuff links, and a bike.
183
00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:38,893
Yes, I'll... I'll never
forget my first bicycle.
184
00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:41,729
A sleek racer with
distinctive red stripes
185
00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,327
and a little bell that went:
186
00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:46,496
Ching-a-ding, ching-a-ding-ding.
187
00:08:46,518 --> 00:08:47,595
Ching-a-ding.
188
00:08:47,618 --> 00:08:49,796
I bet you got a big
kick out of riding it.
189
00:08:49,818 --> 00:08:51,596
Oh, no, I never rode it at all.
190
00:08:51,619 --> 00:08:52,830
Why?
191
00:08:52,853 --> 00:08:55,365
It was stolen the
very first day I had it.
192
00:08:55,387 --> 00:08:56,697
Oh...
193
00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,131
Yes, I often wondered
what became of it.
194
00:08:59,153 --> 00:09:01,833
And then one day,
five years later,
195
00:09:01,855 --> 00:09:04,367
I was strolling along
the beach at Brighton,
196
00:09:04,389 --> 00:09:08,469
when suddenly I saw a bicycle
which had been washed ashore.
197
00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:10,133
It was all rusted over,
198
00:09:10,157 --> 00:09:12,870
but there were still
flecks of red paint on it.
199
00:09:12,892 --> 00:09:15,237
Don't tell me it was your bike.
200
00:09:15,258 --> 00:09:16,902
Oh, no, it was a lady's bike,
201
00:09:16,926 --> 00:09:18,270
but had it been mine,
202
00:09:18,293 --> 00:09:20,373
wouldn't that have
made a remarkable story?
203
00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:24,406
Yeah. Well, what
do you say, Weezy?
204
00:09:24,427 --> 00:09:26,605
Let's me and you go
bike-riding in Central Park.
205
00:09:26,628 --> 00:09:29,674
? Weezy, Weezy ?
206
00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:32,675
? Give me your answer do ??
207
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,376
You are not going
to like the answer.
208
00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:38,443
George, why did
you buy us bicycles?
209
00:09:38,464 --> 00:09:39,941
Oh, everybody's riding bicycles.
210
00:09:39,964 --> 00:09:41,809
Why, even
Mr. Whittendale, the banker,
211
00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:43,810
goes riding in the
park every Sunday.
212
00:09:43,832 --> 00:09:45,309
Thanks for bringing
the bikes up.
213
00:09:45,332 --> 00:09:47,210
Whittendale?! Yeah
214
00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:48,310
We'll see you later, Bentley.
215
00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:51,246
Oh, so... H.L. Whittendale,
216
00:09:51,268 --> 00:09:53,813
the banker who you're
always trying to meet,
217
00:09:53,835 --> 00:09:56,313
happens to go
bike-riding in the park too.
218
00:09:56,336 --> 00:09:59,315
He does? I didn't know that.
219
00:09:59,336 --> 00:10:02,705
Really? I thought you
were the one who told me.
220
00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:05,816
Good pedaling, eh?
221
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,359
? Happy trails To you, un... ??
222
00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,419
So that's why
we're going cycling.
223
00:10:13,441 --> 00:10:15,218
Weezy, you got it all wrong.
224
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,651
Maybe it did cross my mind
225
00:10:16,674 --> 00:10:18,452
that we might run
into Whittendale.
226
00:10:18,475 --> 00:10:20,987
I don't think it crossed
your mind, George.
227
00:10:21,009 --> 00:10:23,788
I think it parked there.
228
00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:25,254
Okay, okay.
229
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,821
Maybe big deals can
be made on big wheels,
230
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,355
there's nothing wrong with that.
231
00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,556
But the main reason is I
want to spend my Sundays
232
00:10:31,578 --> 00:10:32,889
with you
233
00:10:32,912 --> 00:10:35,156
in the park, with the
birds and the bees.
234
00:10:35,179 --> 00:10:37,525
And the muggers.
235
00:10:37,547 --> 00:10:39,358
There ain't no muggers
there on Sunday morning.
236
00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:43,527
Why? Are they all in church?
237
00:10:43,548 --> 00:10:44,759
Come on, Weezy.
238
00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:47,026
I ain't been bike-riding
since I was a kid.
239
00:10:47,049 --> 00:10:49,261
Me neither.
240
00:10:49,284 --> 00:10:52,329
Remember how
we used to show off?
241
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,328
Look, no hands!
242
00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:55,396
Look, no feet!
243
00:10:55,418 --> 00:10:58,218
Look, no teeth!
244
00:11:00,352 --> 00:11:02,564
It would be kind
of fun. Wouldn't it?
245
00:11:02,587 --> 00:11:03,765
Sure, it would.
246
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,687
Okay, wait. Just let
me get my sweater.
247
00:11:07,221 --> 00:11:11,735
Well, since you two are
going out to have some fun,
248
00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:12,966
there's no need of me staying,
249
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:14,367
so I suppose I'd
better be leaving.
250
00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:16,835
Oh, that's too bad.
251
00:11:16,857 --> 00:11:19,669
Thanks for the cuff links, Ma.
252
00:11:19,691 --> 00:11:23,037
Have a nice ride...
253
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:26,571
But I think Louise
needs a smaller seat.
254
00:11:26,593 --> 00:11:29,105
No. This is regulation size.
255
00:11:29,127 --> 00:11:33,362
I'm not talking about
the one on the bicycle.
256
00:11:47,064 --> 00:11:50,277
Oh, hi, Mrs. J. Did you
have a pleasant ride?
257
00:11:50,299 --> 00:11:52,165
Well, yes and no.
258
00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:58,345
My goodness. What happened?
259
00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,978
Nothing happened!
260
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:01,379
Is this your bike?
261
00:12:01,402 --> 00:12:02,379
Yes, that's my bike.
262
00:12:02,402 --> 00:12:04,647
I scarcely recognized it.
263
00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:06,448
Are you sure nothing happened?
264
00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:07,781
Bentley, would you mind your...
265
00:12:07,804 --> 00:12:10,716
Oh, George. Mr. Bentley
is only trying to be friendly.
266
00:12:10,738 --> 00:12:11,981
It's not his fault
267
00:12:12,004 --> 00:12:14,216
you were so busy chasing
after Mr. Whittendale
268
00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:15,582
that you got careless.
269
00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:20,174
If anybody was careless,
it was that stupid horse.
270
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,085
Horse?
271
00:12:24,108 --> 00:12:27,176
Yes. George ran into a horse.
272
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:31,789
It was the horse's
fault, not mine.
273
00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:34,254
Oh, dear. I hope you
called a policeman.
274
00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:36,478
Who do you think
was riding the horse?
275
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,825
You knocked a
policeman off his horse?
276
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,425
That's no laughing
matter, Mr. J.
277
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:55,161
It was to everybody
else in the park.
278
00:12:55,182 --> 00:12:56,660
Well, was he badly hurt?
279
00:12:56,683 --> 00:12:58,460
No, he just sprained his wrist.
280
00:12:58,483 --> 00:13:01,929
So he used his other hand
to write out the summons.
281
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:04,563
Yeah. Why'd he want to go
and bust me like that, anyway?
282
00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:06,296
I mean, I said I was sorry.
283
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,031
Will you have to
appear in court?
284
00:13:09,052 --> 00:13:10,830
Yep. On Thursday.
285
00:13:10,853 --> 00:13:12,998
The People of the
City of New York
286
00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:14,532
v. George Jefferson.
287
00:13:14,554 --> 00:13:20,135
And The People of the City
of New York are going to lose.
288
00:13:20,155 --> 00:13:24,636
In what round, Muhammad Ali?
289
00:13:24,656 --> 00:13:26,634
It was an accident that could
have happened to anybody.
290
00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:27,801
Oh, sure.
291
00:13:27,824 --> 00:13:30,436
To anybody who was
pedaling after H.L. Whittendale
292
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:35,228
right down a flight of steps and
through a rhododendron bush.
293
00:13:36,393 --> 00:13:39,639
Where did the policeman come in?
294
00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:41,661
On the other side
of the rhododendron.
295
00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:46,139
That cop shouldn't have
been sitting on the path.
296
00:13:46,162 --> 00:13:49,309
Before or after you hit him?
297
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,840
Wait a minute.
298
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,108
If the officer was riding his
horse on the bicycle path,
299
00:13:53,131 --> 00:13:54,942
then you're in the
right, Mr. Jefferson.
300
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,209
Of course I'm in the right.
301
00:13:56,232 --> 00:13:57,742
But it's only my word
against the cop's,
302
00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,244
and you know they're
going to believe him.
303
00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,243
Why?
304
00:14:00,266 --> 00:14:01,876
Because he was black.
305
00:14:01,899 --> 00:14:04,099
If he was white, I could
have claimed prejudice.
306
00:14:10,102 --> 00:14:12,714
Well, don't you
have any witnesses?
307
00:14:12,736 --> 00:14:15,315
Hey, yeah, that's
right. I got you, Weezy.
308
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:18,416
But I didn't actually
see what happened.
309
00:14:18,438 --> 00:14:20,382
By the time I
caught up with you,
310
00:14:20,405 --> 00:14:21,649
everything was all over,
311
00:14:21,672 --> 00:14:25,285
and even the cop had
stopped swearing at you.
312
00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:26,382
No problem.
313
00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:28,184
All you have to do
is come into court
314
00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:30,474
and tell the simple truth
the way I just explained it.
315
00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:33,719
I suppose you want me to say
316
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,020
he backed his horse
up into your bike?
317
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,842
I knew I could rely on you!
318
00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:41,554
George, I was only kidding.
319
00:14:41,577 --> 00:14:44,223
I can't go into court and
say anything like that.
320
00:14:44,245 --> 00:14:45,755
Sure you can.
321
00:14:45,778 --> 00:14:47,923
Remember, a wife is not allowed
to testify against her husband.
322
00:14:47,946 --> 00:14:49,257
So?
323
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,692
So that means she's got
to testify for her husband.
324
00:14:51,713 --> 00:14:52,989
Ain't that right, Bentley?
325
00:14:53,012 --> 00:14:55,225
Well, this is really
none of my affair.
326
00:14:55,248 --> 00:14:56,692
I think I better be going.
327
00:14:56,714 --> 00:14:58,858
No. Stay. What's your
hurry? Let's have a drink.
328
00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,526
Oh. All right, then.
329
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:02,527
Just tell me, man to
man. I'm right, ain't I?
330
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:04,828
Uh, man to man, I
think you're wrong.
331
00:15:04,849 --> 00:15:07,027
I think you're right. Oh,
I'm glad you admit it.
332
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:09,362
I mean he was right,
it's time he was going.
333
00:15:09,385 --> 00:15:11,418
I thought so.
334
00:15:13,052 --> 00:15:16,332
Oh! I almost forgot.
Happy anniversary.
335
00:15:16,353 --> 00:15:19,086
? Oh, how we danced
On the night... ??
336
00:15:27,423 --> 00:15:29,368
Now, let's get this straight.
337
00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:31,535
No, let's you get this straight.
338
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:34,436
I am not going to
court to lie for you.
339
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,402
All you'll get is a fine.
340
00:15:36,424 --> 00:15:38,068
The cop's the one
that ought to be fined.
341
00:15:38,092 --> 00:15:39,303
Why?
342
00:15:39,326 --> 00:15:40,903
Because if he hadn't
gotten in my way,
343
00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:42,704
I'd have caught up to
Whittendale, talked to him,
344
00:15:42,727 --> 00:15:44,471
probably made a big deal.
345
00:15:44,494 --> 00:15:46,361
That cop robbed me, Weezy!
346
00:15:47,994 --> 00:15:51,974
George, when you ran into
the back end of that horse,
347
00:15:51,995 --> 00:15:55,130
did it feel like you
were looking in a mirror?
348
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,945
Look, are you going to
be a loyal wife, or not?
349
00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:13,369
I'm not going to be a lying one.
350
00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:19,982
Weezy, I fought and scratched
my way up the ladder of success.
351
00:16:20,002 --> 00:16:21,980
Here we go again.
352
00:16:22,003 --> 00:16:24,215
Every once in a while,
I had to skip a rung
353
00:16:24,238 --> 00:16:25,515
by lying a little bit.
354
00:16:25,538 --> 00:16:27,916
But I did it for Lionel,
and I did it for you.
355
00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:30,350
Now, I'm just asking you
to do the same thing for me.
356
00:16:30,372 --> 00:16:32,116
I can't.
357
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:34,218
Sure you can. Anybody can do it.
358
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,918
And it must be okay.
The government does it.
359
00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:39,486
Look at them dudes in Watergate.
360
00:16:39,508 --> 00:16:41,453
Well, it was easy
for them to lie.
361
00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:44,722
They were all lawyers.
362
00:16:44,743 --> 00:16:47,209
You see? They knew their rights.
363
00:16:49,444 --> 00:16:52,790
I'm asking you for
the last time, Louise.
364
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:57,024
And I'm answering you
for the last time, George.
365
00:16:57,045 --> 00:16:58,857
No. I have to tell the truth.
366
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,023
Hmph!
367
00:17:00,046 --> 00:17:01,558
Where are you going? Out.
368
00:17:01,581 --> 00:17:03,592
But I was just
going to fix lunch.
369
00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:05,459
Then fix it for one,
because I won't be here,
370
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,959
and that goes for
dinner and breakfast too.
371
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,226
George, come back here!
372
00:17:08,249 --> 00:17:09,426
I may never come back here,
373
00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:10,749
and that is also the truth!
374
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,062
Girl, don't blame yourself.
375
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:19,428
You didn't do anything wrong.
376
00:17:19,452 --> 00:17:22,431
I didn't do anything
right, neither.
377
00:17:22,452 --> 00:17:23,896
I should have done something.
378
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,130
Drink this down, Louise.
379
00:17:25,153 --> 00:17:26,564
It'll help get rid
of your problem.
380
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,498
She got rid of her problem, Tom.
381
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,440
The trouble is, she
wants him back.
382
00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:35,233
It all happened so fast.
383
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,100
For 23 years, I thought
we had a great marriage.
384
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,135
Now I don't have
a marriage at all.
385
00:17:40,157 --> 00:17:42,001
Oh, come on, it's
not as serious as that.
386
00:17:42,024 --> 00:17:43,569
How does this taste?
387
00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:45,325
Huh? Oh.
388
00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:49,671
Too much vinegar.
389
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,004
Ah, ah. I'll fix it.
390
00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:54,772
Maybe I should go to court
and do like he asked me.
391
00:17:54,794 --> 00:17:58,307
After all, $500 is a big
fine, even for George.
392
00:17:58,329 --> 00:17:59,339
Louise.
393
00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:00,939
What am I going to do?
394
00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:03,141
I feel like I've been
unfaithful to him.
395
00:18:03,164 --> 00:18:04,575
Oh, I don't think
extreme truthfulness
396
00:18:04,597 --> 00:18:06,308
is grounds for divorce.
397
00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:07,541
I don't know.
398
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:11,244
It might be, if you told
the truth about George.
399
00:18:11,265 --> 00:18:14,311
No, George is a good man.
400
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,943
But what would you have done?
401
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:18,944
I wouldn't have had any
choice. Neither would Tom.
402
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,078
Huh?
403
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,011
You may not have noticed it,
404
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,446
but ours is a rather
special kind of marriage.
405
00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:26,247
I think I've noticed.
406
00:18:26,269 --> 00:18:29,148
We start out with all
our cards on the table.
407
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:32,015
Especially the spades.
408
00:18:32,037 --> 00:18:35,517
We've had to be
honest about everything.
409
00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:36,948
Everything up
front, all the way.
410
00:18:36,971 --> 00:18:38,449
Otherwise, it wouldn't work.
411
00:18:38,472 --> 00:18:41,251
I know, but... We
can't afford to lie.
412
00:18:41,274 --> 00:18:43,786
Yeah, but George is black.
413
00:18:43,807 --> 00:18:45,418
I know what you mean.
414
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:47,641
You can't tell no
white lies about him.
415
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:53,254
But the point I'm making
is, honesty is the only policy
416
00:18:53,277 --> 00:18:54,454
between man and wife.
417
00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:55,854
No matter what?
418
00:18:55,877 --> 00:18:58,523
No matter what.
419
00:18:58,545 --> 00:18:59,545
Tom.
420
00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:03,890
What are you doing
with that bread?
421
00:19:03,913 --> 00:19:07,293
I'm mopping up the vinegar.
422
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,525
I'm sorry I asked.
423
00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:12,025
Look, you may not believe this,
424
00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:15,595
but Tom bumped into somebody
too, a couple of years back.
425
00:19:15,616 --> 00:19:17,026
On his bike?
426
00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:18,860
No, on his way to work.
427
00:19:18,882 --> 00:19:22,162
Ran around the corner
and bam, right into this girl.
428
00:19:22,184 --> 00:19:23,995
Please, Helen, do you
have to bring that up?
429
00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:26,530
I'm just making my point, Tom.
430
00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:28,530
Was she hurt? No.
431
00:19:28,552 --> 00:19:32,064
She was so well
stacked, she bounced.
432
00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:33,531
Don't exaggerate, Helen.
433
00:19:33,553 --> 00:19:35,130
Who's exaggerating?
434
00:19:35,153 --> 00:19:38,232
She had to lean backwards
just to stand up straight.
435
00:19:38,254 --> 00:19:40,355
You're right.
436
00:19:41,989 --> 00:19:43,901
But what is your point, Helen?
437
00:19:43,923 --> 00:19:47,636
The point is, Tom dusted her
off and took her home in a cab,
438
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:49,268
just to make sure
she was all right.
439
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,436
And he wasn't afraid
to tell me about it.
440
00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:53,671
Imagine if I'd lied
to Helen about it,
441
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,337
and then someone had seen
me with a girl, and told Helen.
442
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,069
You'd have been in big trouble.
443
00:19:58,093 --> 00:20:00,105
Exactly. And I'd
done nothing wrong.
444
00:20:00,127 --> 00:20:02,472
I just bought the girl a
drink and took her home.
445
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,339
Right, Helen? Right.
446
00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:09,109
Then it's not really the same
thing as with George and me.
447
00:20:09,129 --> 00:20:11,741
It could be. Did you
try to reason with him?
448
00:20:11,763 --> 00:20:13,341
With George?
449
00:20:13,364 --> 00:20:15,776
Even with George, don't you see,
450
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,008
if you lie for him,
451
00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:19,009
next thing you know,
you'll be lying to him.
452
00:20:19,032 --> 00:20:21,977
That's right! Why
didn't I tell him that?
453
00:20:21,999 --> 00:20:24,978
That's something
George would understand.
454
00:20:24,999 --> 00:20:26,678
Helen, Tom, thanks.
455
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,011
What are you going to do?
456
00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:30,212
I'm going to pray
that he comes back
457
00:20:30,235 --> 00:20:32,714
so I can tell him.
458
00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:34,781
I'm glad we helped her.
459
00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:37,282
Sort of makes you feel
good all over, doesn't it?
460
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,304
What drink?
461
00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,617
Huh?
462
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,519
You never told me you
bought that girl a drink.
463
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,619
Didn't I? I'm sure I told you.
464
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:55,020
You didn't tell me. Why
did you buy her a drink?
465
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:57,052
It was just while we
were waiting for a cab.
466
00:20:57,074 --> 00:20:59,920
That was no excuse
for getting her drunk.
467
00:20:59,943 --> 00:21:02,221
What are you talking about?
It wasn't that kind of drink.
468
00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:03,921
It was at a Nedick's stand.
469
00:21:03,944 --> 00:21:05,855
You can't get emotionally
involved with someone
470
00:21:05,877 --> 00:21:07,355
over a glass of orange juice.
471
00:21:07,378 --> 00:21:09,289
You used to take me to Nedick's,
472
00:21:09,312 --> 00:21:10,889
and you got involved with me.
473
00:21:10,912 --> 00:21:12,078
Helen!
474
00:21:13,747 --> 00:21:15,027
Helen!
475
00:21:16,348 --> 00:21:17,580
Helen?
476
00:21:36,252 --> 00:21:38,831
George! Of all the stupid...
477
00:21:38,853 --> 00:21:40,531
You nearly scared me to death!
478
00:21:40,553 --> 00:21:42,731
What's the big idea,
sneaking up on me like that?
479
00:21:42,754 --> 00:21:44,198
I'm sorry, Weezy.
480
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,555
George, you came home!
George, you came home!
481
00:21:54,224 --> 00:21:55,901
There's something I want to say.
482
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,702
Yes, I want to say
something to you too...
483
00:21:57,725 --> 00:21:59,369
Would you let me
say my say first?
484
00:21:59,392 --> 00:22:00,669
Sorry, George.
485
00:22:00,692 --> 00:22:03,103
Well, when I went
out of here before,
486
00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:05,472
I... went over to Mama's.
487
00:22:05,493 --> 00:22:07,838
You went crying to your mother?
488
00:22:07,861 --> 00:22:09,539
I didn't go crying, I went mad.
489
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,339
Oh, I thought was the wife
490
00:22:11,362 --> 00:22:13,673
who was always supposed
to run away to Mama.
491
00:22:13,696 --> 00:22:16,263
Will you cut it out
before I get mad again?
492
00:22:17,897 --> 00:22:20,876
Anyway, she told me
something about you.
493
00:22:20,897 --> 00:22:22,875
Oh, I bet she did.
494
00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:24,876
No, I mean something nice.
495
00:22:24,898 --> 00:22:26,576
Oh?
496
00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:28,143
She knew you were
jiving this morning
497
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,677
about us going out
with the Hendricks.
498
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:30,977
She did? Mm-hm.
499
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,778
She read it in your face.
500
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,978
So I got to thinking.
501
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:37,680
No matter how much you
wanted us to be alone together,
502
00:22:37,702 --> 00:22:40,481
you had trouble
making up that story.
503
00:22:40,503 --> 00:22:43,382
That's right. That's like what
I wanted to tell you, George.
504
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,236
You see... Will you hush up?
505
00:22:48,171 --> 00:22:52,117
Anyhow, I can see it plain now.
506
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:53,583
If you can't lie for yourself,
507
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,951
then I had no business
asking you to lie for me.
508
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:57,507
Thank you, George.
509
00:22:58,641 --> 00:22:59,852
Now what you got to say?
510
00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:01,419
Oh, it doesn't matter.
511
00:23:01,441 --> 00:23:03,118
I think you nearly said it.
512
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:05,119
Good.
513
00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:07,588
See, your trouble, Weezy,
is you were born honest.
514
00:23:07,609 --> 00:23:08,649
You know?
515
00:23:11,543 --> 00:23:12,954
I guess that's
one of the reasons
516
00:23:12,978 --> 00:23:14,556
I feel about you the way I do.
517
00:23:14,579 --> 00:23:17,045
Oh, what way is that, George?
518
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:20,900
Well, you know.
I told you before.
519
00:23:22,381 --> 00:23:24,258
What did you tell me before?
520
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,720
You know. Something nice.
521
00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:29,760
You mean that I'm beautiful?
522
00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:31,415
No. I mean...
523
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:36,395
You mean I'm not beautiful?
524
00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:37,427
No, I didn't say that.
525
00:23:37,451 --> 00:23:39,585
Well, you better say something.
526
00:23:41,118 --> 00:23:42,985
All right.
527
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:45,764
I love you.
528
00:23:45,786 --> 00:23:47,096
I love you.
529
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,552
Oh, George.
530
00:23:53,121 --> 00:23:55,600
I love you. Happy anniversary.
531
00:23:55,622 --> 00:23:57,367
Happy anniversary.
532
00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:59,601
You're a good woman.
A very good woman.
533
00:23:59,623 --> 00:24:03,024
You know, you really deserve me.
534
00:24:35,232 --> 00:24:37,978
The Jeffersons was
recorded on tape
535
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,367
in front of a studio audience.
536
00:24:40,417 --> 00:24:44,967
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
37993
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof