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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,717 I'm gonna be honest about something here. 2 00:00:08,593 --> 00:00:10,386 Homunculi freak me the fuck out. 3 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,513 - Homunculi? - Yeah. 4 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:16,184 It's plural for homunculus. It's a tiny miniature person. 5 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:16,976 Yeah, I don't like what they're up to. 6 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:19,479 I don't like what they fuckin' do. 7 00:00:19,562 --> 00:00:20,396 Hey, Doll Man, you ever meet him? 8 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,149 - Doll Man? - He turns small. 9 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,692 He calls himself Doll Man? 10 00:00:24,776 --> 00:00:26,986 Yeah. Barrett M82? 11 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:27,987 - Yep. - Nice. 12 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,530 You ever seen a one-millimeter finger? 13 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:31,783 Gives me the heebie-jeebies. 14 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,910 Nobody told me I had to deal with fuckin' homunculi. 15 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:35,828 Well, who's saying you gotta deal with them now? 16 00:00:35,912 --> 00:00:37,497 You kidding me? I found a miniature spaceship 17 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,498 in the apartment of the chick I had sex with. 18 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:40,374 You guys know. 19 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,001 The one who was really into having sex with me, 20 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,003 - she came like, four times? - We know who she is. 21 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,506 We don't need to know how much she enjoyed having sex with you. 22 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:48,299 - What if it's a clue? - It's not. 23 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,176 Fair. I was just trying to slip it into conversation. 24 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,594 Hope nobody noticed. My bad. 25 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:52,970 Still, fuckin' hate homunculi. 26 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,515 Where's this tiny spaceship now? 27 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,140 Adebayo's desk, under my lunch. 28 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,185 - John. - Oh, fuck. 29 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:03,147 Hey, I want it back when you're done with it, Dye-Beard! 30 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:06,025 Oh, shit. Is Project Butterfly homunculi that team up 31 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,819 with hard-bodied sluts that wanna control us? 32 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,987 No, but who's the guy that's peeking out 33 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:11,072 behind the trashcan? 34 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:15,910 Fuck, it's... it's Vigilante. He's trying to be helpful. 35 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,412 Hey! Get outta here! 36 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:21,249 What? I'm just looking from behind a trashcan. 37 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:23,501 - It's a normal thing to do. - The hell it is! 38 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,294 Are you a psychiatrist? 39 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:27,672 - What? - Then don't tell me what's normal! 40 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,757 Maybe my secret identity is a psychiatrist 41 00:01:29,841 --> 00:01:31,384 and I know what's normal. 42 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:32,844 If you're a psychiatrist, we're all screwed. 43 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:36,180 Get the fuck out of here! 44 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,224 I was about to go, and then you had to say that. 45 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,768 Now if I acquiesce, I'll look and feel small. 46 00:01:40,852 --> 00:01:43,563 Vij, bro, come on. Be cool. 47 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,189 I just wanna make sure you're okay. 48 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,649 - I don't trust these people. - I'm fine. 49 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:50,486 Just remember, even if they end up being okay to "work with," 50 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,113 they're still not gonna be good friends. 51 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:53,948 And none of them is the type to be a best friend! 52 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:56,075 Okay. 53 00:01:56,158 --> 00:02:00,538 I'm just chuckling even thinking about it. 54 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,248 - Okay, bro. - If one of them 55 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:04,083 does become a friend, it should be her, 56 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,084 because there's a bunch of rumors going around 57 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,879 about you being racist, and, you know, 58 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:08,963 frankly, it's a little embarrassing for me. 59 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:12,049 As if I become a racist by osmosis, 60 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,343 even though I mostly kill white people, so... 61 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:15,303 Catch you guys later. 62 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,348 Isn't that guy wanted on multiple counts of murder? 63 00:02:19,432 --> 00:02:22,101 We have bigger fish to fry. We have a United States Senator 64 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,437 to assassinate by the end of the day. 65 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,635 Our target is Senator Royland Goff. 66 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,303 He's mostly known for being a radical proponent 67 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:22,555 of climate change. 68 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,515 Okay, so we're gonna kill him 'cause climate change is a hoax? 69 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,559 Why do all people that think pro wrestling is real 70 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,227 think climate change is a hoax? 71 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,063 - It's not a hoax. - Yeah, okay. 72 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:32,982 Facebook's lying to me every day for no reason. 73 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:36,068 Senator Goff is a butterfly, and we need to take him out. 74 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,070 Next photo. 75 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,573 Fuck! 76 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,366 - What did... - Look at this! 77 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,452 Shit. I'm so sorry. 78 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,495 - My wife sent it to me. - Your wife? Holy shit! 79 00:04:46,579 --> 00:04:48,205 Yes, my wife. Fuck, I'm so sorry... 80 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,206 I had no idea Adebayo here was playing 81 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,625 for the Washington Lickalotapusses! 82 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:52,752 Did you, Murn? Did you... 83 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,295 Well, I didn't know that you was playing for the, 84 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:55,337 I don't know, the fuckin' Milwaukee Roided-Up 85 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:58,007 - Toilet Bowl Hats! - I'm not from Milwaukee! 86 00:04:58,090 --> 00:04:59,925 Well, I'm so sorry, sir. She just moved to a different hotel 87 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,094 because Harcourt said that it would be dangerous if we stayed in the same suite. 88 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:03,429 - Oh, shit! - Oh, okay. 89 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,598 - She just threw you under the bus! - So this is my fault now? 90 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,933 No, it's just now Keeya thinks I chose this job over her. 91 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,435 And we're experimenting with new forms of intimacy. 92 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,437 And I didn't know that WhatsApp would just automatically 93 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,938 - put this onto the device. - You're... 94 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:14,106 Yeah, WhatsApp will do that 95 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:16,108 if you don't change the settings. 96 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:17,902 - Nobody told me! - Yeah, no shit. 97 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:18,903 It's not that fuckin' funny! 98 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,071 - It is. - Dick. 99 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:22,782 - Just continue, Leota. - Yes, sir. 100 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,533 Whoo! 101 00:05:24,617 --> 00:05:26,410 Goff may be traveling with his family. 102 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,037 That is a weird segue. 103 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,580 We don't know yet whether or not 104 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,916 his wife and children are butterflies. If so... 105 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,501 you'll have to kill all of 'em. 106 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,461 What? 107 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,421 I thought you loved peace with all your heart, 108 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:39,006 no matter how many men, women, and children 109 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:40,341 you needed to kill to get it? 110 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,302 Yes, I said that. I say that. 111 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:44,637 And I... I mean it. It's... 112 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,429 Like, that's the vow I took, but... 113 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,599 Kids? 114 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,600 Well, we aren't sure yet if they're butterflies. 115 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,143 Okay, easy. This is the part where you tell me 116 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:53,187 what the fuck a butterfly is. 117 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,980 We're not here to answer your questions, Smith. 118 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:57,316 So what is it, "Just trust us and shoot kids"? 119 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,819 Come on, man, look how adorable that one is. 120 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:01,320 The other one, not so much. 121 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,322 He's got like a Children of the Corn vibe going on. 122 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,324 Are you sure those two kids came out of those parents? 123 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,701 That's an attractive couple, and that one looks like it came out of them, 124 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:10,121 - but the other one looks like a butt baby. - A "butt baby"? 125 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,497 Yeah, my older brother told me there's two types of babies. 126 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:14,500 One that comes out of a woman's vagina, normal, 127 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,377 and then butt babies, worse in every way. 128 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:17,378 They come out of a woman's butt. 129 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,839 You know, I believed I was a butt baby 130 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:22,007 - until I was like, 14. - That explains a lot. 131 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:23,342 What does this have to do with anything? 132 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,010 Just because that's an unattractive child 133 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:27,221 - doesn't mean I wanna kill it. - Your feelings are noted. 134 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,352 This is Goff's bodyguard, goes by the name of Judomaster. 135 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,104 The fuck's that guy gonna protect him from, 136 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,273 - pink hearts and green clovers? - We understand he's dangerous. 137 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,525 He... he's two feet tall! 138 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,569 We'll be on site in about ten minutes. 139 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,362 Peacemaker and Harcourt will take out Goff, 140 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,364 while Leota, John, and I work remotely. 141 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,366 Don't terminate the kids or the wife 142 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,701 until we tell you it's okay. 143 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,578 - Any questions? - Yes. 144 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,997 Is scissoring real? I keep getting contradictory reports. 145 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,207 I suspected you were a butt baby from the beginning. 146 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:58,210 Oh, I'm all for it. 147 00:06:58,294 --> 00:07:00,462 One thing I'm in favor of, it's two chicks going at it. 148 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:01,547 - Oh, geez. - What? I'm a fuckin' ally. 149 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,842 Having a lesbian haircut doesn't make you an ally. 150 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,678 You haven't seen my porn folder, 400 gigs of alliance. 151 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:11,807 Hey, uh, where's the dove of peace? 152 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:13,559 - The what? - The dove of peace, 153 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,019 my trademark. 154 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,396 It's engraved on all my weapons, my tomahawk, my sword, 155 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,898 my blowdarts, my pistol! 156 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,233 You wanted us to stop and take the sniper rifle 157 00:07:21,317 --> 00:07:23,235 to an engraver and put a dove of peace on it? 158 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:26,030 Uh, yeah! This is fucked up! 159 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:29,825 I don't think I can kill someone with something that doesn't have 160 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:30,951 the dove of peace on it. 161 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:37,082 Fuck. Every time I draw a dove of peace, 162 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:37,416 it looks like a ghost. 163 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,560 Fuck! 164 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,271 So, why don't you just tell him what butterflies are? 165 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:01,148 I don't trust him. Do you? 166 00:08:01,941 --> 00:08:03,108 I guess not. 167 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:07,655 We need Peacemaker to stop questioning us. 168 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:10,449 He's stubborn, but he also has a deep need to belong. 169 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,076 We can use that to our advantage. 170 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:14,495 - Cool. - Toss me a screw. 171 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:21,126 So, uh... 172 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:27,591 they say you've done, like, some real hardcore shit. 173 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,969 I'm trying to do what I can to make up for my past. 174 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,473 Things I've done make me... 175 00:08:36,976 --> 00:08:37,935 sad. 176 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,479 There. 177 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,605 That's a feeling of mine I just shared with you. 178 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,400 Cool. 179 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:47,569 It is cool, 'cause I've never done it before. 180 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,491 - Never done what before? - Shared a feeling. 181 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,494 Come on. You've never shared any feeling? 182 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,371 - No. - Like, you've never even said, 183 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,664 - "Oh, my God, I'm hungry"? - No. 184 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,084 You've never said, uh, "It's chilly in here"? 185 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,003 Is "chilly" a feeling? 186 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,005 - Yeah, I think so. - No. 187 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:09,758 Come on, you've never said you've felt chilly? 188 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:12,720 Why? Think I'm some weak-ass girly-man who needs 189 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,847 a poofy jacket or a little blanky? 190 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,515 You gonna bring me a baby pacifier 191 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,184 - for that wittle bwanky, John? - No. 192 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,812 That's how I thought of it in the past. 193 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,524 Now I'm becoming a deeper, more well-rounded individual. 194 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,109 In fact, I'm a little chilly right now. 195 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,403 - You are? - No. 196 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,281 But I saw it as an opportunity for growth to say I was. 197 00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:37,328 Uh, okay. Looks like we're good to go. 198 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:23,749 Those ones are empty calories. 199 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:40,057 Here they come. Here they come. 200 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,769 We got the Berenstein Bears in the Mercedes. 201 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:47,147 Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Brother Bear, and Sister Bear 202 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,565 all accounted for. 203 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,113 We've got a bodyguard and Cobra Kai 204 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,073 - in a Cadillac Escalade. - Copy. 205 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,784 Uh, it's Berenstain Bears. 206 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,620 What? 207 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,831 The children's books, it's Berenstain Bears, 208 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,040 not Berenstein Bears. 209 00:11:05,124 --> 00:11:07,459 Dude, I grew up on those books. 210 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:08,836 It's Berenstein Bears. 211 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,130 Mm, absolutely not. It's actually named 212 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,048 after the creators, Stan and Jan Berens... 213 00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:15,467 - Does this fuckin' matter? - No, sir. 214 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,472 It's Berenstein. 215 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,890 I don't mean to correct you, sir, but it... 216 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,016 Shut up. 217 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,996 Mercedes and Escalade have landed. 218 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,713 Oh, little rug rats are here. 219 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,550 There she is. The macaroni monster! 220 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,260 - The macaroni... - Kid's not as ugly in person. 221 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,554 Still looks weird, though. 222 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,682 Is your target in sight? 223 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:09,021 - He's playing with the kids. - Kids, it's time for bed now. 224 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,647 Is Goff in sight? 225 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:11,899 Nope. 226 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,735 - Now? - No. 227 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,153 Take your shot when he's clear. 228 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,863 Yeah, I know, dude. Shut the fuck up, okay? 229 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:18,530 They're about to enter the house. 230 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:19,656 I know what he's about to do. 231 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,699 I still don't have a goddamn shot! 232 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,160 If you don't get him now, Smith, we'll probably 233 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,037 - have to wait till morning. - Yeah, that's not helping me 234 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,206 make the big motherfucker in front of him disappear, okay? 235 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,582 You want me to take him out too? 236 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,545 - No. - Okay, stop right there. 237 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:34,922 Fuck. 238 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,050 All right, hook a brother up. 239 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,219 - No. - Okay. 240 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,929 - I don't need the carbs anyway. - I noticed. 241 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,183 Look, they're in the window. 242 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,943 What the fuck? 243 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,612 I think the whole family is butterflies. 244 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,031 - Why? - The second they were out 245 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,950 of the bodyguards' sight, their demeanor changed. 246 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,244 They dropped the pretense of being a playful family. 247 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,079 They're politicians, right? 248 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,580 Maybe the whole happy family thing 249 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,374 is just what they do in public. 250 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,251 I don't think that's what it was. Did you see them? 251 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,086 I don't know. Maybe they're just weird. I th... 252 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,671 I'm not cool with any of this shit anyway. 253 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,797 I don't know why we're fucking killing these people, okay? 254 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,507 A Sharpie dove of peace isn't a legitimate dove. 255 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,841 - What? - This fuckin' thing! 256 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,345 I'm not a fuckin' drawer, okay? 257 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,304 Calm down, Peacemaker. 258 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,431 We're not killing anyone who doesn't deserve it. 259 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,724 I'm not Amanda Waller. 260 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,064 Guess we'll just have to wait until morning. 261 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:31,622 So... how'd you get in this line of work? 262 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,126 How did you get into this line of work? 263 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,087 My old man, I guess. 264 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,048 Dads. 265 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,927 Mine got me my first Glock when I was 12. 266 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,890 - Which one? - Mm, the 20. 267 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,101 That's a lot of gun for a little girl. 268 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,228 I was a lot of little girl for a gun. 269 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,360 How'd you end up working for Waller? 270 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,736 What is this, 20 questions? 271 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,866 After high school, I joined the CIA, 272 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:11,203 spent a couple years in the DEO, then ARGUS, 273 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,371 that's where Waller found me. 274 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,122 And now, 275 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,250 here I am, living the dream, 276 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,170 about to assassinate a couple of children. 277 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:30,972 W... 278 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,106 Um... 279 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,857 Hey, can you, uh, can you watch for a second? I gotta go... 280 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,193 - Sure, yeah. Yeah, totally. - ...take a break. 281 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,696 Yeah. 282 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,710 Psst! 283 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:00,961 Psst! Hey! 284 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:03,547 Hey, dude. 285 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,090 That was a really interesting conversation 286 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,260 - that you guys had. - The fuck you doing here, man? 287 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,595 I followed you guys in my Vigilante-mobile. 288 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:11,930 When'd you get a Vigilante-mobile? 289 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,766 - You've been in it. - The Sebring? 290 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,101 Can you believe this motherfucker? 291 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,436 Oh, my God. 292 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,270 Is that the fuckin' trashcan guy? 293 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,021 What do you want me to do? 294 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,149 Paint it purple and put a big red V on the hood? 295 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,942 - I'd get instantly pulled over. - No, just don't call it 296 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,278 a fuckin' Vigilante-mobile. It's a Sebring. 297 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,154 What? Fuck! 298 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,119 We know he's there, Peacemaker. 299 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,163 Dude, they know you're here. Get out of the bushes. 300 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:39,124 I don't know what you're talking about. 301 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,167 What is he supposed to be, a talking bush? 302 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,085 I... I don't even understand what he's trying to do. 303 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,629 Fuck. 304 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,467 Vigilante needs to stay there with you. 305 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,844 I don't want him going out and fucking this up. 306 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,847 - Dude. - What? 307 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,224 You're a fucking clown. 308 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,988 All right, that's definitely photoshopped. 309 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,656 No, it's not. It says it right. "Berenstain." 310 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,994 A-I, like "ain." Berenstain. 311 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,210 Why don't we just take out the bodyguards 312 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,503 and storm inside? 313 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,255 The bodyguards are probably just innocents hired to protect them. 314 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,800 Right, okay. Is that the answer? 315 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,386 Shit. 316 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,184 The Berenstain Bears are in the dining room. 317 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:43,605 Copy that. I don't have eyes. 318 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,483 Peacemaker, do you have a shot on Papa Bear? 319 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,529 Not quite yet. 320 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:55,283 What the fuck? 321 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,708 They're pouring some sort of honey-colored goo into bowls. 322 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,671 - They're butterflies. - How do you know? 323 00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,644 What the fuck? 324 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,940 Uh, there's some sort of purple things 325 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,401 - growing out of their mouths. - Peacemaker, take 'em out! 326 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,320 - Even the kids? - Yes! All four bears, now! 327 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,072 If you have a shot, terminate 'em immediately! 328 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,330 - Fuck. - Peacemaker, goddamn it, 329 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,748 - take the shot! - I don't know if I can hit them. 330 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:46,543 They're clear. Take the shot. 331 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,594 You should've put a dove on the gun! Fuck! 332 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,138 Take a breath, Smith. Steady yourself. 333 00:18:58,847 --> 00:18:59,931 Goddamn it! 334 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,934 Waller gave us a killer who can't kill! 335 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,152 Hey, dude, move over for a sec. 336 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:28,960 Mama Bear, out. 337 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,300 Billy Bear, out. 338 00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:40,889 Susie Bear, out. 339 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:49,064 And now, Papa Bear, ou... 340 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,490 Kiai! 341 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,116 What's "kiai"? 342 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,161 It's a martial arts term, it means convergence of energy. 343 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,580 Judomaster. Harcourt, do you copy? 344 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,222 Harcourt, Peacemaker, do you copy? 345 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,932 Oh, shit! 346 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,691 Do you copy? 347 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,655 Fuck. 348 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:48,331 Adebayo. 349 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:56,798 John, watch the front gate. Make sure no one leaves. 350 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,302 - How am I supposed to stop 'em? - Any way you can! 351 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,804 If anyone lets 'em know what we're up to here, 352 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:03,972 we're fucked! 353 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,062 Obviously, he feels anger. 354 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,079 Shit. 355 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:28,455 - Fuck, dude! - Sorry. 356 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,589 Uh, no. No, fuck this. No way. 357 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:40,341 It's over. You won. Fair fight. I got... I gotta go. Fuck! 358 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,845 No, no, no, no! 359 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:53,354 Kiai! 360 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,737 Let's get them inside. 361 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,914 Stay right there. 362 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,292 Oh, shit. 363 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,046 - Who are you? - Oh, Jesus. 364 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,631 I don't want you to get hurt. Just stay there. 365 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,132 Drop your weapon. 366 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:25,887 All right, I'm cool. 367 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:31,267 - You work for Royland Goff? - Yes. 368 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,312 You one of them? 369 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:38,024 - One of what? - Adebayo, what are you doing? 370 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:39,818 - Take care of it. - Take care of what? 371 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:43,488 I'm... I'm not one of anything. I'm former Secret Service and... 372 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:44,781 - I don't think he's one of them. - It doesn't matter. 373 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,324 He's seen us! 374 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,785 And Peacemaker needs our help, now! 375 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,412 Listen, I... I... I haven't seen anything, okay? 376 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,581 My wife's name is Marianne... 377 00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,584 - Why are you prolonging this? - We've been married 16 years. 378 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:57,752 - People are depending on us! - We have three kids. 379 00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:00,505 - Mason, Declan, and Jaden. - We don't have a goddamn choice! 380 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,507 - Adebayo, what the fuck? - I love them more than anything 381 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,884 in the world. Don't do this! 382 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:16,146 I'm sorry. I... 383 00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:18,356 I've never killed anyone. 384 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,984 Well, your streak's still going. 385 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,070 Make sure he's clean. 386 00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:25,822 Murn will want a sample if he's not. 387 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:41,379 Oh, God. 388 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,683 Hey. 389 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,227 Oh, good. Harcourt. 390 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:58,313 Peacemaker isn't here. Can you track him? 391 00:23:58,813 --> 00:23:59,689 Yeah. 392 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,568 He's in the house. His heart's still beating. 393 00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,853 Try the side door. 394 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,318 The bodyguard wasn't a butterfly. 395 00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:47,195 Great. 396 00:24:55,745 --> 00:25:00,917 You're fuckin' adorable. I want to put you in my pocket. 397 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,461 I want to take you home, play with you with my GI Joes. 398 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,296 Just don't fuck Chewbacca. Here's a little-known fact. 399 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,632 Wookies have teeth on their asshole. That's canon. 400 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,467 Hey, and remember to wave when I put you away 401 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:10,343 in my special box, 'cause if you get stuck in there, 402 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,679 - you'll suffocate. - Fuck you. 403 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:15,598 You remind me of a shit I took last night, only Asian. 404 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:17,558 Oh, big man. 405 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,146 Hey, nice costume, bro. Little tight. 406 00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:22,522 You can count the veins in your dick. 407 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:26,693 Big, swole man. So tough. 408 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:29,487 You know, I'm gonna keep you around, 409 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,072 in case I snap my Achilles tendon, 410 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:32,782 I'll replace it with your whole fuckin' body. 411 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,325 That way, you can help me flex my toes 412 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:35,994 for the rest of my life. Thank you. 413 00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:38,705 Remember when I fucked you up? 414 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,541 What you eatin' there, Flamin' Hot Cheetos? 415 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:44,294 Yes. 416 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,547 - Want some? - Yeah. 417 00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:55,471 Ow, fuck. All right. Fuck, I... I get it. 418 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,889 Fuck, man! 419 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,308 What the fuck do they put in Cheetos? 420 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,476 Seriously, stop! 421 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:01,894 Fuck! 422 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,167 What the fuck? 423 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,730 Take the tunnel to the forest. 424 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,273 From there, get to Glan Tai, let them know 425 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:31,109 - what's occurred here. - Yes. 426 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:03,599 Oh, shit. We're over them. There's a basement. 427 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:05,685 Where the hell's the door? 428 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,185 Fuck. 429 00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,565 Wait, wait. Wait, wait, no, no, no! 430 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:59,238 - What are you doing? - If I keep changing 431 00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:01,365 my facial expressions, he won't be able 432 00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:02,783 to recognize me in a lineup! 433 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,537 You need to tell me what you know, how you know it, 434 00:29:06,621 --> 00:29:08,372 and who sent you. Otherwise, you will know pain 435 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,416 - unlike ever before. - I'm not telling you shit! 436 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:18,424 Fuck! 437 00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:20,051 Does that change your mind? 438 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,511 Sorry, pal, not for sale. 439 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:23,888 - What? - Give it all you got! 440 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:27,767 No, no, no, no! 441 00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:31,354 How do you like that? 442 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,898 I like it. I like it a lot. I don't give a fuck! 443 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,358 You're not gonna break me, motherfucker! 444 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,235 Oh, good God, no! No, no, no, no, no, p... 445 00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:41,280 Oh, fuck. 446 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,953 Goddamn it! 447 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:51,916 Peel off the back and put it on the door. 448 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:08,558 Fuck! 449 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:11,727 What is it? 450 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:15,273 Experimental ARGUS device, an adhesive explosive. 451 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,066 I just have to link it up to this program. 452 00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:22,613 Why are you licking it? 453 00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:25,116 I thought it was an adhesive, like an envelope. 454 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:27,618 You just have to peel off the back and stick it on there. 455 00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:29,287 I'm sorry, I just... Ugh. 456 00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:45,636 Hey. 457 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,973 Aren't you Gut Chase's younger brother? 458 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,100 The one who was playing D&D all the time? 459 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:55,062 Since then I've turned my body into an instrument of vengeance. 460 00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:57,356 Dude, that's admirable. 461 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,899 Your body's way more toned than it used to be. 462 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,943 - Thanks. - I mean, you were always wiry, 463 00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,862 but solid frame. Good foundation, I guess. 464 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:04,155 Yeah. 465 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:05,823 Hey, hey. 466 00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:08,451 Don't worry. I'm not giving this guy anything. 467 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:12,204 Uh, maybe you could just give him a little? 468 00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:21,922 Oh, you fucking fucker. 469 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:27,637 Fuck! Fuck. 470 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,847 No, not the fucking car, you little fucker! 471 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:35,519 So, pure pain couldn't get you to talk. 472 00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:39,065 What about the fear of losing something more permanent, 473 00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:42,109 like a toe? I'll start with his pinky. 474 00:31:42,193 --> 00:31:44,195 What? My pinky? Why me again? 475 00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:47,907 This one's obviously the alpha, more likely to have knowledge. 476 00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:52,411 And humans are, above all, creatures of empathy. 477 00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:53,204 The best way to get them to talk 478 00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,081 is to hurt the ones they love most. 479 00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:56,165 - What? - Fuck it! 480 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:56,874 Cut off all his toes, I don't care! 481 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,378 Dude, if someone doesn't have their pinky toe, 482 00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:01,712 they'd fall over! 483 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,673 It's the most important toe in the human body! 484 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:04,715 I don't think that's true. 485 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:07,927 Well, it is. I read it on the internet! 486 00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:25,736 God! 487 00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:31,075 - Ugh. - No! 488 00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:43,838 Worked in the lab, damn it. 489 00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:46,507 Why is it not coming off? 490 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,593 'Cause your blades are dull as fuck, man! 491 00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:52,430 Why don't you maintain your torture shit? 492 00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,348 Jesus fucking Christ! 493 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,738 I guess it's not working. 494 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,489 No! 495 00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:54,450 Peace out, motherfucker. 496 00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:04,418 Oh. Oh. Holy shit. 497 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:06,962 Oh, my God. 498 00:34:08,756 --> 00:34:10,382 Fuck. 499 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:22,186 Oh. 500 00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:24,063 Oh, shit. 501 00:34:25,815 --> 00:34:26,816 Fuck. 502 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:36,242 Ugh. 503 00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:43,165 Hey, stop where you are! 504 00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,130 Ah, fuck. I said stop! 505 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:08,274 Oh, come on. Really? 506 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:26,041 Whoo! 507 00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:28,168 Economos, motherfucker. 508 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:31,046 Yeah. 509 00:35:31,714 --> 00:35:32,923 Kiai! 510 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:33,674 Are you all right? 511 00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:36,051 Yeah. 512 00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:45,561 Are you all right? 513 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,649 We're coming, Smith! 514 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,403 We're trying! 515 00:35:55,529 --> 00:35:56,947 Smith? Smith? 516 00:35:57,031 --> 00:35:59,992 We're okay. We're down here. 517 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,620 I think he only cut off about half my toe. 518 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,581 Hey, what'd you say your name was again? 519 00:36:05,915 --> 00:36:08,083 Adrian. 520 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:10,336 I need to put my mask back on in case they come down. 521 00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:23,432 What the... 522 00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,617 Oh. Project Butterfly. 523 00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:06,220 - Dude. - What? 524 00:39:06,303 --> 00:39:09,139 If you fuck up this mission, I will kill your fuckin' family. 525 00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:11,266 Oh, okay. Good luck. 526 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:12,518 A little late for that. 527 00:39:14,228 --> 00:39:15,312 You guys got beer?38775

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