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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,510 2 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:16,044 What? 3 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:18,243 What the fuck is Project Butterfly? 4 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,240 What? 5 00:00:20,245 --> 00:00:22,225 - Well, we got a situation here. - What? 6 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,954 I hooked up with a chick, and I'm not saying that to make you jealous. 7 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,818 I'm saying it because she was a metahuman freak 8 00:00:26,822 --> 00:00:27,832 that threw me around the room 9 00:00:27,836 --> 00:00:29,992 like an angry kid with his little sister's Cabbage Patch Doll! 10 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:31,296 Oh, fuck! 11 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,386 Where is she now? 12 00:00:33,391 --> 00:00:35,364 She's spilled gumbo in the parking lot. 13 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,617 But I'm gonna need a new ride. I blew up my car. 14 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:38,675 Are you running? 15 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,560 Going back to get my shit in her apartment! 16 00:00:40,565 --> 00:00:43,396 Ah, shit. All right, I'm on my way. 17 00:00:43,401 --> 00:00:44,583 I didn't give you the address. 18 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:47,026 Yeah, I can track you through the chip in your head. 19 00:00:47,031 --> 00:00:49,612 Wait, you can't see me jerk off through that thing, can you? 20 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:52,365 It's inside of your fucking skull! How could we... 21 00:00:52,370 --> 00:00:54,035 I don't know, technology's a beast. 22 00:00:54,039 --> 00:00:56,722 Hey, Harcourt, you want to see me rub one out? All you gotta do is ask. 23 00:00:56,726 --> 00:00:58,181 Focus, pervert. 24 00:00:58,186 --> 00:00:59,965 Get your shit and get out of there. 25 00:00:59,970 --> 00:01:01,991 All right. I'll meet you outside, somehow. 26 00:01:15,149 --> 00:01:16,742 Fuck! 27 00:01:24,275 --> 00:01:25,746 New girl! You're driving. 28 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:28,391 Peacemaker just killed a damn butterfly. 29 00:01:28,396 --> 00:01:32,604 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 30 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,323 - ♪ Get it on ♪ - ♪ Get on top ♪ 31 00:01:43,328 --> 00:01:45,366 - ♪ Make a move extreme ♪ - ♪ Make a pose ♪ 32 00:01:45,371 --> 00:01:47,452 ♪ Make a shortcut to your dreams ♪ 33 00:01:47,457 --> 00:01:51,009 ♪ Float straight to the stars on that flying thing ♪ 34 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:53,875 - ♪ Getting high ♪ - ♪ Getting brave ♪ 35 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,710 - ♪ Getting snowblind, game... ♪ - ♪ Set, go ♪ 36 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,421 ♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon in a world beyond ♪ 37 00:01:58,426 --> 00:02:00,882 ♪ Got a beat, got a heat on a phony string ♪ 38 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:05,720 - ♪ Tear your world apart ♪ - ♪ Once the magic starts ♪ 39 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:09,515 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 40 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,226 ♪ What's going up must come down ♪ 41 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:14,025 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 42 00:02:14,817 --> 00:02:16,397 ♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪ 43 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:18,399 ♪ Blind to what you'll soon become ♪ 44 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:20,101 ♪ The mirror lies the whole world's wrong ♪ 45 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:21,394 ♪ But you ♪ 46 00:02:21,399 --> 00:02:24,113 ♪ Dancing with your blinkers on ♪ 47 00:02:24,118 --> 00:02:26,616 ♪ Throw your dog the invisible bone ♪ 48 00:02:26,621 --> 00:02:30,244 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 49 00:02:30,249 --> 00:02:32,080 ♪ What's going up must come down ♪ 50 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:34,958 ♪ Do ya really wanna do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 51 00:02:34,963 --> 00:02:39,337 - ♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪ - ♪ Blind to what you'll soon become ♪ 52 00:02:39,342 --> 00:02:41,923 ♪ The mirror lies the whole world's wrong ♪ 53 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:44,926 - ♪ But you ♪ - ♪ Dancing with your blinkers on ♪ 54 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,220 ♪ Throw your dog the invisible bone ♪ 55 00:03:13,251 --> 00:03:16,713 The fuck are my socks? 56 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:22,251 Ah, come on! Goddammit, Dad! 57 00:03:24,929 --> 00:03:27,301 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 58 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,339 Fuck yeah. 59 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,599 You have him on the tracker? 60 00:03:32,604 --> 00:03:34,220 Yeah, it looks like he's still inside the apartments. 61 00:03:34,224 --> 00:03:35,314 We're almost there. 62 00:03:35,319 --> 00:03:36,941 Okay, get him out of there. 63 00:03:36,946 --> 00:03:38,943 Harcourt, 64 00:03:38,948 --> 00:03:41,846 I don't think I need to remind you how important this operation is. 65 00:03:41,851 --> 00:03:44,493 I've got it handled. Don't worry, I'm almost there. 66 00:03:48,586 --> 00:03:52,293 You know... in your room, what you have in there, 67 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,920 - that's not safe. - What? 68 00:03:53,925 --> 00:03:56,438 - You had someone in your room. - Is it against regulations? 69 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:57,833 - I didn't say that. - What are you doing? 70 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,293 This op is off the books. We don't have regulations, 71 00:04:00,298 --> 00:04:03,304 but it's not safe, is it? For her, I mean. 72 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:04,534 - I don't know! - It's not. 73 00:04:04,539 --> 00:04:06,578 - What are you doing? - Watch the road. 74 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,872 - I also have dogs. - Okay. 75 00:04:08,877 --> 00:04:10,816 - Do you think they're safe? - Are they big dogs? 76 00:04:10,821 --> 00:04:12,187 No, they're pretty small, but one of 'em, 77 00:04:12,191 --> 00:04:13,812 Emerson, he likes to wear these little outfits. 78 00:04:13,816 --> 00:04:16,142 Do you think that's gonna make him a bigger target? 79 00:04:16,147 --> 00:04:17,352 Jesus Christ. 80 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:21,652 Shit! 81 00:04:22,145 --> 00:04:23,645 Almost hit that bitch. 82 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,796 Peacemaker's vehicle's at the scene. 83 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,898 Can you change the name on the registration? 84 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,563 - Yep. - Good. 85 00:04:37,376 --> 00:04:39,384 What the hell? 86 00:04:39,388 --> 00:04:42,011 The report said "an explosion". 87 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:43,934 How'd the possum stay intact? 88 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,899 I hope this isn't some cape shit. 89 00:04:47,904 --> 00:04:51,361 We've got enough trouble with that maniac Vigilante running around. 90 00:04:53,485 --> 00:04:55,524 ♪ What's your kind of thing? I go... ♪ 91 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,529 Shit. 92 00:04:57,355 --> 00:05:00,358 ♪ Whoo hoo, oh, yeah ♪ 93 00:05:05,622 --> 00:05:08,466 What's this? Pizza? 94 00:05:10,952 --> 00:05:12,328 Officer, put that down. 95 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,398 - Why? - Because I think it's a face. 96 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:20,260 - A what? - A face. A human face. 97 00:05:27,268 --> 00:05:30,350 Backup and medical examiners are on their way, Detective. 98 00:05:30,355 --> 00:05:32,560 Could you move any fuckin' slower? 99 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:33,805 I'm trying to be sneaky. 100 00:05:36,435 --> 00:05:38,253 Oh, shit. 101 00:05:39,656 --> 00:05:42,320 Can you believe this idiot fucked a butterfly? 102 00:05:42,325 --> 00:05:44,889 I mean, the man's been in prison for four years. 103 00:05:44,894 --> 00:05:47,183 There's not much I'd believe he wouldn't fuck. 104 00:05:47,188 --> 00:05:51,609 A bowl of oatmeal, a grapefruit, some yogurt. 105 00:05:52,493 --> 00:05:54,078 I'm hungry. 106 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:58,953 Look, I know you don't believe me, 107 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:01,489 but Emerson, he really does like to wear clothes. 108 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:03,368 If you don't put him in something new in the morning, 109 00:06:03,372 --> 00:06:05,793 he'll just whine until you do. 110 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:09,468 Do you pet the dog when he looks cute in these clothes? 111 00:06:09,844 --> 00:06:10,873 I guess. 112 00:06:10,878 --> 00:06:12,533 He doesn't want to wear the clothes, 113 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,937 he's just willing to humiliate himself for your love. 114 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,082 I think he just likes lookin' smart. 115 00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:22,910 - Where the fuck is he? - Emerson? He's at home. 116 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:25,205 Not the fucking dog! Peacemaker. 117 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,907 ♪ I used to love her but she turned me away ♪ 118 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:34,422 ♪ She couldn't take me for another day... ♪ 119 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,257 What is that, a cat? 120 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:40,458 Super neat. I see cookies in my future. 121 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:46,225 This is... must have. 122 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:49,003 ♪ Love her once then she'll love you twice... ♪ 123 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:57,303 ♪ I go, whoo hoo, yeah whoo hoo, oh, yeah... ♪ 124 00:07:05,808 --> 00:07:07,055 What? 125 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,790 What the fuck are you still doing in there? 126 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,708 I told you, I'm getting important shit! 127 00:07:10,713 --> 00:07:12,994 Well, there are too many cops outside the front door, 128 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,738 so you're gonna need to find another way out. 129 00:07:14,742 --> 00:07:16,522 Do you see Eagly out there at all? 130 00:07:16,527 --> 00:07:17,566 Your eagle? 131 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:19,147 Yeah, could you, uh, could you look for him? 132 00:07:19,151 --> 00:07:20,771 Is he out there? 133 00:07:20,776 --> 00:07:23,946 No, man, I'm not gonna fucking look for your eagle. 134 00:07:23,951 --> 00:07:25,822 Harcourt, it's... do me a solid. 135 00:07:25,827 --> 00:07:27,487 Just roll down the window, 136 00:07:27,492 --> 00:07:29,835 stick your hand outside, and then crinkle a bag. 137 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,581 He'll think you have chips. He'll come right out to you. 138 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,756 Why are you feeding him chips? 139 00:07:33,761 --> 00:07:36,317 Is that somebody in the window up there? 140 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,522 Fuck! 141 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,205 What was that on his head? 142 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,005 Really? You didn't fucking trust me? 143 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:48,406 Excuse me, ma'am? Is there any other way out of this building? 144 00:07:48,410 --> 00:07:50,866 Just the front door here and another on the side. 145 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:54,334 Okay. You two, with us. You two, cover that side door. 146 00:07:54,339 --> 00:07:57,371 You got it. 147 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:59,599 There's no exit on the back of the building, 148 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,885 so see if you can get to a balcony 149 00:08:00,889 --> 00:08:02,151 on the second floor and jump. 150 00:08:02,156 --> 00:08:03,202 Jump? 151 00:08:09,779 --> 00:08:11,836 All right, go around back, go around back. 152 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:23,906 - Fifth floor, right? - Yep. 153 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:36,715 ♪ Gonna catch a bad guy dun-dun-dun, duh... ♪ 154 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:42,283 Damn, my heart is beating! Is your heart beating? 155 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,498 No, my heart stopped beating. 156 00:08:48,219 --> 00:08:50,104 Was that four or five? 157 00:08:59,347 --> 00:09:01,169 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 158 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,768 Hey! Hey, stop right there! 159 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:12,850 Song, just saw someone 160 00:09:12,854 --> 00:09:14,983 go from the fifth floor to the sixth. 161 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,634 Was he wearing something on his head? 162 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,386 Well, that I couldn't see. 163 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,937 Head up on to the sixth floor, then we'll 164 00:09:19,941 --> 00:09:21,851 check out this apartment down here. 165 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,956 - Hey, man, what's up? - Uh... 166 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,800 - Freddie there? - Freddie who? 167 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:35,386 - Freddie Mulmamimimim? - No, there's no... 168 00:09:35,391 --> 00:09:37,422 No, you guys are doing chardonnay and charcuterie, right? 169 00:09:37,426 --> 00:09:39,807 I... I signed up with the e-vite. You guys sent me a... a... 170 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,431 Hondr, Flindr, Tinder, Grindr. Ah, fuck. 171 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,027 Shit! 172 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,756 - What are you doing? - Pick those up. 173 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,614 Knock on doors. 174 00:09:54,619 --> 00:09:57,246 - Fuck, man, please? Pick 'em up! - Okay, okay, okay. 175 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:01,120 Evan, what is going on? 176 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,640 This guy broke in. Call the cops. 177 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,607 - You call the cops! - Baby, he has a knife on me. 178 00:10:05,612 --> 00:10:09,170 - You're helping him. - Hey, hey! Shh, shh, both of you. 179 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,088 - Well, thank you, sir. - Yeah, no problem. 180 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,225 - Yeah, okay. - I understand. Okay. Thanks. 181 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:19,093 Thank you, I appreciate that. You have a good night. 182 00:10:28,636 --> 00:10:30,858 I don't think anyone's in there. 183 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,863 All right, Peggy. Remember, we didn't get an answer from that one. 184 00:10:35,326 --> 00:10:38,287 He's obviously a professional. Look how he's dressed, Amber! 185 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:43,559 Okay. Uh, I'm gonna need, um, rope, t... twine. 186 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:45,715 Why? 187 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,383 Unfortunately, I have to tie you up. 188 00:10:47,388 --> 00:10:50,136 Okay. Okay, listen, I just... I just want to talk to you straight, 189 00:10:50,141 --> 00:10:51,713 from like, one human being to another. 190 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:54,648 I will die of claustrophobia if I get tied up, so... 191 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,905 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 192 00:10:57,465 --> 00:11:00,671 Oh, fuck. Shit, I'm so sorry. 193 00:11:06,382 --> 00:11:07,545 It's clear. 194 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,589 He's gotta be upstairs, then. Come on. 195 00:11:09,594 --> 00:11:12,638 - That's the best I can... - Thank you, man. Thanks. 196 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,283 Found this. 197 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,285 That'll work. 198 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,518 I used to really love Cinderella. 199 00:11:22,523 --> 00:11:24,348 Yeah, Tom Keifer and the boys are 200 00:11:24,353 --> 00:11:25,953 like the perfect mix of blues and metal. 201 00:11:26,344 --> 00:11:27,344 Fuck yeah. 202 00:11:28,462 --> 00:11:30,472 - Yeah. - Yeah. 203 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,446 I appreciate that. 204 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,224 Thank you, ma'am, I'm sorry to wake you. 205 00:11:41,509 --> 00:11:43,928 That's the only apartment that didn't answer. 206 00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:51,464 - It doesn't hurt too much, does it? - No, not at all. 207 00:11:51,468 --> 00:11:53,574 Nice negligee. 208 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:54,909 - Really? - Yeah. 209 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,427 Evan says it makes me look fat. 210 00:11:56,432 --> 00:11:59,104 You have better PJs. That's all I ever said. 211 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,190 I don't see how that could be. Jesus, dude. 212 00:12:01,195 --> 00:12:02,600 Thank you. 213 00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:05,019 It's nice to be appreciated. 214 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,521 - Are you fucking kidding me, Amber? - What? 215 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,876 Are you seriously trying to get him to fuck you right now? 216 00:12:09,881 --> 00:12:12,796 What? No, I just said it was nice, goddammit! 217 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,427 And we also seem to have a lot in common! 218 00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:17,423 - Like what? - Uh, we both love Cinderella. 219 00:12:17,428 --> 00:12:21,085 Seven years, not once have you mentioned Cinderella! 220 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:24,163 What? I talk about Cinderella at least once a week, Evan! 221 00:12:24,168 --> 00:12:26,144 You just never fucking hear me because you're always 222 00:12:26,148 --> 00:12:28,854 going on about Coldplay and Foster the fucking People! 223 00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:30,404 Oh, you're gonna put down my musical taste now? 224 00:12:30,408 --> 00:12:31,596 How fucking low are you? 225 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,172 "Pumped Up Kicks", Evan? 226 00:12:33,177 --> 00:12:35,615 Do you know what that song is about? Murder! 227 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,845 You are a murderer! You are murdering my spirit! 228 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:40,201 Oh, yeah? How do you think my spirit feels 229 00:12:40,205 --> 00:12:41,511 when you're trying to fuck this really 230 00:12:41,515 --> 00:12:43,498 cool, handsome guy right in front of me? 231 00:12:43,503 --> 00:12:45,359 - I am not trying to fuck him! - Right in front of me! 232 00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:47,363 But you know what, Evan, oh my God, maybe I will! 233 00:12:47,368 --> 00:12:48,791 Who knows what's gonna fucking happen, right? 234 00:12:48,795 --> 00:12:50,231 Because I'm tied up. I'm helpless. I mean, 235 00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:52,525 anything could fucking happen, right? 236 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,418 I mean, seriously, who fucking knows? 237 00:12:57,301 --> 00:12:59,840 Evergreen Police! Open the door, or we'll break it in! 238 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,342 Fuck. 239 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,427 - Fuck. - Evergreen Police! 240 00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:09,480 Asshole! 241 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,131 There he is. 242 00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:20,357 Whoo! 243 00:13:24,662 --> 00:13:26,017 - Fuck! - Ow. 244 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,768 Oh, thank God! 245 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,781 Hey, hey. 246 00:13:51,522 --> 00:13:53,360 - Ooh! - Wow. 247 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,638 Ah, fuck. 248 00:14:01,182 --> 00:14:03,304 God dammit. 249 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,272 - Come on! This is... - Where is he? 250 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,482 Jumped. 251 00:14:07,487 --> 00:14:11,070 My wife is a dick! You're a fucking dick! 252 00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:13,197 'Cause you don't have one! 253 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,053 Detective Song, this is Captain Miele. 254 00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:27,013 - Do you copy? - Copy, Captain. 255 00:14:27,018 --> 00:14:29,516 I've arrived with backup. Have you located the suspect? 256 00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:32,001 They're saying he jumped off the rear of the building, Captain. 257 00:14:35,383 --> 00:14:37,333 You! Come with me, back of the building. 258 00:14:37,338 --> 00:14:38,903 All right, let's go! 259 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,956 God dammit! 260 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,073 Go, go, go, go! 261 00:14:56,078 --> 00:14:57,287 Fuck. 262 00:14:57,972 --> 00:14:59,265 What do we do now? 263 00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:04,528 - Wait here. - Listen, I can help. 264 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,384 I'm stellar with weapons and combat. 265 00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:08,843 Cool your jets, Jason Bourne. 266 00:15:08,847 --> 00:15:11,247 Just be ready to take off when we get back to the car. 267 00:15:11,252 --> 00:15:14,588 Being a wheelman is also dope! I got you! 268 00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,710 You on the roof! Stop right there! 269 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,116 Evergreen PD! Do not move! 270 00:15:51,609 --> 00:15:53,619 Step forward and into the light! 271 00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:02,131 Captain? 272 00:16:02,136 --> 00:16:04,021 Captain Miele, do you copy? 273 00:16:09,493 --> 00:16:11,128 Hey. Come on. 274 00:16:19,119 --> 00:16:20,799 Ow, fuck! 275 00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:30,284 Stop, police! Stop or I'll shoot! 276 00:16:40,808 --> 00:16:42,846 Shit! Should I take off? 277 00:16:42,851 --> 00:16:45,103 No, he's not fucking here yet! 278 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,523 Dude! 279 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,984 Shit. 280 00:16:55,989 --> 00:16:58,734 Go, go! What are you waiting for? 281 00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:07,354 That thing better not shit back there. 282 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,381 You can't housetrain an eagle, dude. 283 00:17:09,386 --> 00:17:10,758 Not without stealing its soul. 284 00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:19,133 Whoo! 285 00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:27,391 Whoo, boy! 286 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,088 You change the car registration into someone else's name? 287 00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:45,943 Not only that, 288 00:17:45,948 --> 00:17:48,528 I changed the fingerprints out to the same person, 289 00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:50,063 which they'll discover when they get 290 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,958 the lab results back in a couple days. 291 00:17:51,963 --> 00:17:54,795 - That's possible? - Yeah, for this guy with two thumbs it is. 292 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,103 That's not how that works, but... good, great. 293 00:17:57,108 --> 00:18:00,120 - Who'd you change it to? - Oh, Mr. Murn, you're gonna love this. 294 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,626 August Ransom Smith? 295 00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:04,420 Yeah. What? 296 00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:06,330 I was wondering if you would mind answering 297 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,981 a few questions for us. 298 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,317 Yeah, I mind. More from you than him. 299 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:11,522 Why more from me? 300 00:18:12,016 --> 00:18:13,721 Let's just say that, uh, 301 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,765 egg foo young ain't my thing, baby. 302 00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:19,977 Walking scrotum here doesn't like egg foo young. Got that, Fitz? 303 00:18:19,982 --> 00:18:21,645 I'll put it in my notes. 304 00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:23,831 Where were you last night from about midnight to 2:00 a.m.? 305 00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:27,927 I was right here. And I don't gotta answer you. 306 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,372 Hey. What's your fucking problem, pal? 307 00:18:30,884 --> 00:18:32,756 Playing dress-up again? 308 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:35,509 Oh, yeah. You'll wish it was dress-up. 309 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:36,927 Is that a threat? 310 00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:40,088 No, I don't threat, I just do. 311 00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:42,374 Now get the fuck off my property. 312 00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:45,039 Maybe you can tell us why a 1976 Ford Comet 313 00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:46,044 registered in your name 314 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:48,510 was left at the Wild Estates Apartment Complex uptown? 315 00:18:49,603 --> 00:18:51,647 I don't have a Comet. 316 00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:53,360 That's my kid. 317 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,195 Your kid, as in Christopher Smith? 318 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,200 Peacemaker? 319 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,584 Arrest me or get the fuck out of here, chopsticks. 320 00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:02,509 Yeah, well, we'll be seeing you, fork! 321 00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:06,002 Fork? 322 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,163 Why not spoon? 323 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,919 Everybody in the world uses spoons. 324 00:19:10,924 --> 00:19:12,524 Yeah, but that asshole doesn't know that. 325 00:19:12,926 --> 00:19:14,048 That's true. 326 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,133 I mean, spoon would've been more demeaning. 327 00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:17,867 - Yeah. - Makes it like a baby thing. 328 00:19:17,872 --> 00:19:19,419 You know, little babies use spoons. 329 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,097 Okay, adults also use spoons, but I get it. 330 00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:23,184 You hear anything about Peacemaker getting out of prison? 331 00:19:23,188 --> 00:19:25,727 No. I mean, you'd think we would've been notified. 332 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,858 Yeah, you'd think. 333 00:19:28,475 --> 00:19:32,307 You could've chosen anyone, and you put the car registration 334 00:19:32,312 --> 00:19:33,867 in the name of Peacemaker's father? 335 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,936 I had to act fast. You were in the bathroom. 336 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:37,480 I didn't know if you were going one or two! 337 00:19:37,484 --> 00:19:39,273 Was I supposed to text you when I'm taking a shit? 338 00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:41,012 - I would've appreciated it! - I'm not gonna text you 339 00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:42,276 when I'm taking a shit, John! 340 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,345 Oh, okay, fine! I guess I'll have to guess 341 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,780 what's happening every time you go in there. 342 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,248 We're trying to get this man on our side, 343 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:50,584 and you thought the right way to do that was to frame his father? 344 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,920 I don't want to be insubordinate, 345 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,798 but I kinda did some magical shit here today, 346 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,234 and now I feel like you're angry at me. 347 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,850 N... no, I'm not angry at you, John. 348 00:19:58,855 --> 00:20:01,211 But I am starting to think you're an idiot. 349 00:20:01,216 --> 00:20:04,297 Come on, man, don't use the "I" word, it's not cool. 350 00:20:04,302 --> 00:20:06,091 Hey. 351 00:20:06,096 --> 00:20:07,597 - What do we tell 'em? - Nothing. 352 00:20:08,181 --> 00:20:10,303 We just got shot at! 353 00:20:10,308 --> 00:20:11,855 Like... 354 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:15,225 And whoa! Like, my adrenaline is pumpin'. 355 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,085 Pumping! Like glass breaking, everything. 356 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,390 You ever been shot at? 357 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,552 No. 358 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:24,560 Kidding. 359 00:20:24,565 --> 00:20:26,629 - You fucker. - You're doing great. 360 00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,464 Hey, why are they called butterflies again? 361 00:20:28,469 --> 00:20:30,665 Again? We never told you. 362 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:34,499 - Okay, Dye-beard. - Hey, guess what? I'm done. 363 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,396 Dude, it's not finished. 364 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,091 I'm not gonna do this if you keep calling me that name. 365 00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:41,367 - What name? - That fake name. 366 00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:42,572 You saying I'm fake news? 367 00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:44,397 No, I'm saying you're a fuckin' asshole. 368 00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:45,939 I'd rather be with Harley Quinn than you, 369 00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:48,008 I'd rather be with the Weasel than you. 370 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,545 The only thing fake news around here is the beard. 371 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,933 I'd rather be with fuckin' Bat-Mite than you. 372 00:20:51,938 --> 00:20:53,184 Who's Bat-Mite? 373 00:20:53,189 --> 00:20:56,471 He's a two-foot-tall interdimensional imp who stans Batman. 374 00:20:56,476 --> 00:20:58,055 I'd rather be with him. 375 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,858 - Is that a real guy? - Yeah. 376 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,781 - Let's finish. - Fuck is the world coming to? 377 00:21:02,786 --> 00:21:04,658 From the beginning, I've kept this operation 378 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,994 completely off the books. So how did this... 379 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,162 - What's the dead woman's name? - Annie Sturphausen. 380 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,832 How did this Annie Sturphausen know about Peacemaker? 381 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,367 Maybe someone's feeding the butterflies information. 382 00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:15,627 - Who? - Waller. 383 00:21:15,632 --> 00:21:18,497 It's not her. 384 00:21:18,502 --> 00:21:20,407 I don't think it's Waller, either. 385 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:21,652 You don't know her like I do. 386 00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:24,092 I saw Waller knowingly sacrifice troops, 387 00:21:24,097 --> 00:21:28,054 including a colonel in the United States Army, to meet her objective. 388 00:21:28,059 --> 00:21:29,534 We could simply be a decoy team 389 00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,139 from whomever else she's really entrusted 390 00:21:31,143 --> 00:21:33,767 - with taking down the butterflies. - Still no reason to give us up. 391 00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:36,154 Well, the four of us and Waller are the only ones who knew about it. 392 00:21:36,158 --> 00:21:37,424 You're the one who brought the butterflies 393 00:21:37,428 --> 00:21:39,327 to our attention, so it can't be you. 394 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,462 And it's not me, 395 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,862 I just put my ass on the line to save Muscle Man Weekly. 396 00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:43,893 And it's not Muscle Man Weekly, 397 00:21:43,897 --> 00:21:45,927 because he's the one who almost got killed. 398 00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:48,297 So, if it's not Waller and it's not us, 399 00:21:48,302 --> 00:21:50,466 - maybe it's her. - Me? 400 00:21:50,471 --> 00:21:53,085 Does anyone here know how she ended up on this mission? 401 00:21:53,090 --> 00:21:54,311 I got skills. 402 00:21:54,316 --> 00:21:56,356 I got my Binks-Fendelmire Strategic 403 00:21:56,361 --> 00:21:58,591 Combat Certification at the age of 14. 404 00:21:58,596 --> 00:22:02,637 Binks-Fendelmire is kindergarten shit. What about since then? 405 00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:05,176 What are your actual qualifications? 406 00:22:05,181 --> 00:22:08,100 And how do I know that you're not one of them? 407 00:22:08,105 --> 00:22:09,309 It's not her. 408 00:22:09,314 --> 00:22:11,895 I trust her the most because Eagly liked her. 409 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,447 He tried to bite me. 410 00:22:13,452 --> 00:22:15,418 Yeah, but not as hard as he tries to bite everybody else. 411 00:22:15,422 --> 00:22:16,422 It's obviously, uh... 412 00:22:16,427 --> 00:22:18,299 ... Elmo. 413 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,733 Economos. Fuck you. 414 00:22:20,738 --> 00:22:22,934 Why do all of you have such weird last names? 415 00:22:22,939 --> 00:22:24,377 - John didn't do it. - Thank you. 416 00:22:24,382 --> 00:22:26,982 - He's too big of a pussy to betray us. - All right. 417 00:22:26,987 --> 00:22:29,442 Not on purpose, but okay, follow me. 418 00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:32,028 So he's, you know, hanging out, having some fun, 419 00:22:32,033 --> 00:22:33,815 maybe doing some fentanyl with a prostitute... 420 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:35,274 - Oh, God. - ... in the back of a hillbilly strip club. 421 00:22:35,278 --> 00:22:36,918 He's fallen in love, 'cause it's obviously 422 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,596 the first time he's put his balls in somebody's mouth, 423 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,089 and he starts getting loose lips! 424 00:22:40,094 --> 00:22:41,840 You know, just showing off. 425 00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:44,093 "I'm on a team with the famous Peacemaker, 426 00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:47,329 and we're taking down the notorious butterflies. My beard's real". 427 00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:49,348 Are you fucking stupid? 428 00:22:49,353 --> 00:22:51,248 Sounds more plausible than I wish it did. 429 00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:53,993 What? I don't even like when my balls 430 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,708 are in somebody's mouth, okay? 431 00:22:55,713 --> 00:22:57,751 It gives me the wrong type of chills. 432 00:22:57,756 --> 00:23:00,339 And all I can think about is how long it's been 433 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:03,231 since I've gotten checked for testicular cancer. 434 00:23:03,236 --> 00:23:05,753 Too long! 435 00:23:05,758 --> 00:23:07,680 You are so fucked up, it's adorable, Dye-beard. 436 00:23:07,685 --> 00:23:08,749 Don't call me that! 437 00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:10,868 Okay, fuck! Come on, bro. What the fuck? 438 00:23:10,873 --> 00:23:12,153 I don't think it's any of us. 439 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:15,038 Well, then why did Sturphausen try to kill Peacemaker? 440 00:23:15,043 --> 00:23:17,063 Maybe she brought him back to her apartment 441 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:18,538 for the purpose he thought she did. 442 00:23:18,543 --> 00:23:20,483 But why would she decide after they 443 00:23:20,488 --> 00:23:22,638 hooked up that she needed to kill him? 444 00:23:22,643 --> 00:23:24,753 - Oh, shit. - What? 445 00:23:35,272 --> 00:23:36,927 I gotta brush my teeth. 446 00:23:36,932 --> 00:23:38,712 Cool. 447 00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:40,989 You left the dossier of the person 448 00:23:40,994 --> 00:23:44,551 you're supposed to contract kill for the government 449 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:47,446 in the apartment of some rando who blew you? 450 00:23:47,451 --> 00:23:49,940 She's not some rando who blew me, man. We fully fucked. 451 00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:52,901 I thought it'd be safer on me than in the car unattended. 452 00:23:52,906 --> 00:23:54,427 What was I supposed to do? 453 00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:56,847 - Drop it off at home first? - Yes! 454 00:23:56,852 --> 00:24:00,517 You don't understand what we're up against here, Smith. 455 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:03,462 The fate of the country depends on this mission! 456 00:24:03,467 --> 00:24:05,505 And nobody told me that! 457 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:09,000 Nobody's even told me what a fucking butterfly is! 458 00:24:12,809 --> 00:24:13,809 Murn. 459 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,859 Yes. 460 00:24:16,864 --> 00:24:18,485 Uh-huh. 461 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:21,372 You don't think that chick left any monster STDs on my dick, do you? 462 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,623 Come again? 463 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,725 Wait, is being a butterfly like a venereal disease of some type? 464 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:28,845 Fuck, am I gonna become one? Am I a fucking dick vampire now? 465 00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:31,211 When were you gonna tell us there were witnesses? 466 00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:34,206 I did kidnap a couple for a minute. 467 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:40,499 Evan and Amber Calcaterra. Can you take care of 'em? 468 00:24:40,504 --> 00:24:42,684 You want me to "take care of 'em" like... 469 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,911 No, just... 470 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,279 just convince them not to finger Peacemaker. 471 00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:49,412 More like, um... 472 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:55,180 I have no clue what that is. Why are we playing charades? 473 00:24:55,185 --> 00:24:57,425 'Cause I don't want to say it out loud. 474 00:24:59,597 --> 00:25:01,174 I still don't know what that is. 475 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,889 - Leota. - Bribery? 476 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,400 Yes, please. Go do it. Now. 477 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:10,133 I need Harcourt and Economos here. Otherwise, I'd send them. 478 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,784 Be straight with me, man. 479 00:25:15,789 --> 00:25:17,661 I'm a dick vampire, aren't I? 480 00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:20,869 No, you're not a dick vampire, you're just a dick. 481 00:25:26,249 --> 00:25:28,747 If you keep your mouth shut, I can tell you! 482 00:25:28,752 --> 00:25:30,045 Shut up! 483 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,974 ♪ Oh, I never thought you'd hurt me ♪ 484 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,725 ♪ I guess you live and learn ♪ 485 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,686 ♪ That when you're playin' with fire ♪ 486 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,521 ♪ You're bound to get burned... ♪ 487 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,441 Everybody fucking hates you! 488 00:26:27,869 --> 00:26:29,482 And Dye-beard could be your friend, 489 00:26:29,487 --> 00:26:32,252 but you pushed him away like you push everybody away, 490 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,634 'cause you're a fucking dick. 491 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,779 You killed Rick Flag. 492 00:26:38,655 --> 00:26:42,075 Flag was right. 493 00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:45,837 Peacemaker... what a joke. 494 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,877 - Buddy? - What the fuck? 495 00:26:48,882 --> 00:26:52,339 Hey! What the fuck are you doing, you... fucking stalker? 496 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,149 - Dude, are you all right? - Fuck, dude. 497 00:26:54,153 --> 00:26:56,184 I... I... What are you doing? Are you looking at me 498 00:26:56,189 --> 00:26:58,045 and jerking off right now? Is your dick out? 499 00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:00,721 What? No! No, man, look. 500 00:27:00,726 --> 00:27:02,991 I'm not gonna fucking look, oldest trick in the book. 501 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,884 I look and you're fucking rock-hard, 502 00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:07,129 and you throw jizz at my face. No fucking way! 503 00:27:07,134 --> 00:27:09,848 What? No, dude, my dick is not out. 504 00:27:09,853 --> 00:27:12,308 Is that what you get off on, me seeing your fucking dick? 505 00:27:12,313 --> 00:27:14,051 No! Who the fuck said that? 506 00:27:14,056 --> 00:27:16,104 Louis C.K. piece of shit! 507 00:27:16,109 --> 00:27:18,514 Louis C.K. said that? I'll fucking kill that guy! 508 00:27:18,519 --> 00:27:21,534 No, he didn't say it. You, you're like Louis C.K. 509 00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:24,287 - Because I'm funny? - Fucking funny, dude? No. 510 00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:26,489 You... you show people your dick. 511 00:27:26,494 --> 00:27:29,243 What does that have to do with Louis C.K.'s comedy specials? 512 00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:30,953 I didn't say shit about his comedy specials. 513 00:27:30,957 --> 00:27:32,245 What the fuck, man? 514 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,914 Louis C.K., how he showed people his dick, he, himself. 515 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:37,083 Because he's a ginger? 516 00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:38,635 A fucking... What? 517 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,097 Well, I don't fucking know! 518 00:27:40,101 --> 00:27:41,580 I'm just trying to figure out the connection. 519 00:27:41,584 --> 00:27:44,174 Dude, Louis C.K. showed people his dick, all right? 520 00:27:44,179 --> 00:27:45,267 He did? 521 00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:47,177 Jesus, man! Do you read the news? 522 00:27:47,182 --> 00:27:49,220 No. What for? It's depressing. 523 00:27:49,225 --> 00:27:51,973 Look, hey, I'm begging you. Will you please, 524 00:27:51,978 --> 00:27:55,643 please just look at my crotch. Come on. 525 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,970 See? Can you see that? 526 00:28:04,323 --> 00:28:06,813 Why the fuck don't you use the front door like a normal person? 527 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,307 Well, I saw a light on in here, 528 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:10,700 and I thought someone was creeping around. 529 00:28:10,705 --> 00:28:11,884 I'm really happy you're back. 530 00:28:11,889 --> 00:28:14,212 Why are you crying? 531 00:28:14,217 --> 00:28:15,302 I'm not crying. 532 00:28:16,794 --> 00:28:18,917 I'm fucking doing face muscle exercises. 533 00:28:18,922 --> 00:28:20,419 I'm exercising the muscles in my face, 534 00:28:20,423 --> 00:28:23,922 making my face... more muscular. 535 00:28:23,927 --> 00:28:25,508 I can tell... under your mask, 536 00:28:25,512 --> 00:28:26,799 your face is skinny as shit. 537 00:28:26,804 --> 00:28:28,885 You don't do these exercises for your face. 538 00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:31,721 Some of them look like crying. They're not crying. 539 00:28:31,726 --> 00:28:34,020 Well, can you maybe teach 'em to me? 540 00:28:34,896 --> 00:28:36,064 Yes. 541 00:28:38,158 --> 00:28:39,612 Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra, 542 00:28:39,617 --> 00:28:41,406 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 543 00:28:41,411 --> 00:28:43,983 And yes, this is a real badge. 544 00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:45,610 Fuck. 545 00:28:45,615 --> 00:28:47,419 Evan, I can open the door myself. 546 00:28:47,424 --> 00:28:49,706 I'm being a gentleman, you fuckin' asshole. 547 00:28:49,711 --> 00:28:50,957 Dick. 548 00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:53,376 - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra. - Yeah? 549 00:28:53,381 --> 00:28:55,337 Uh, I was just wondering if you would, um, 550 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,047 answer a few questions for me. 551 00:28:57,052 --> 00:28:58,923 We're on the way to, uh, the station now 552 00:28:58,928 --> 00:29:00,008 to look at mugshots. 553 00:29:00,013 --> 00:29:02,135 Yeah, well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 554 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,070 Firstly, I'm wondering whether you saw the guy 555 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:05,680 in your apartment that you think you saw, 556 00:29:05,685 --> 00:29:08,133 or did you maybe see another guy that you actually didn't see 557 00:29:08,137 --> 00:29:09,222 but you think you did? 558 00:29:09,714 --> 00:29:11,211 And secondly, 559 00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:13,597 I'm wondering if you've ever had an all-expenses-paid trip 560 00:29:13,601 --> 00:29:15,890 to the beautiful Lake Tahoe, Nevada? 561 00:29:15,895 --> 00:29:17,767 Are you trying to fucking bribe us? 562 00:29:17,772 --> 00:29:18,851 No. 563 00:29:18,856 --> 00:29:21,212 Oh. I was hoping you were trying to bribe us. 564 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:23,923 Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to bribe you. 565 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,179 When I was arrested, the cops 566 00:29:25,183 --> 00:29:27,288 turned this place upside down for evidence. 567 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,021 You need some help cleaning up? 568 00:29:30,026 --> 00:29:32,287 I guess. 569 00:29:34,372 --> 00:29:36,194 So, how did you get out anyway? 570 00:29:36,199 --> 00:29:37,572 I thought you were in prison for life. 571 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:40,014 - It's a secret. - Dude, I'm your best friend. 572 00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:41,354 No, you're not. 573 00:29:43,123 --> 00:29:45,203 Well, who's your best friend then? 574 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,247 Someone you met in prison. I knew it. 575 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:49,448 Dude, it's Eagly, obviously. 576 00:29:49,453 --> 00:29:51,968 Okay, of all people, who's your best friend? 577 00:29:51,973 --> 00:29:53,721 I don't even know your secret identity. 578 00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:56,639 Yeah, I don't tell you my real identity for your sake. 579 00:29:56,644 --> 00:29:58,108 I don't want to put a target on you. 580 00:29:58,113 --> 00:30:00,402 People will try to use you to get to me. 581 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:01,769 Hey, where does this go? 582 00:30:01,774 --> 00:30:03,030 With the other tapes. 583 00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:04,607 You think people are gonna torture me 584 00:30:04,611 --> 00:30:05,924 to get your secret identity? 585 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,483 I am extra special careful 586 00:30:07,488 --> 00:30:08,776 in all my heroic endeavors, 587 00:30:08,781 --> 00:30:10,428 which is probably the reason why, 588 00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:14,145 and I don't mean to be a prick, you went to prison and I didn't. 589 00:30:15,238 --> 00:30:18,077 - Where's this go? - The CD rack, dude. 590 00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:19,996 See, when they put my mugshot 591 00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:21,089 up in the post office, 592 00:30:21,094 --> 00:30:23,258 it's just gonna be a circle with a red visor. 593 00:30:23,263 --> 00:30:24,594 And they're gonna have to figure out 594 00:30:24,598 --> 00:30:27,096 what my head looks like based on the shape. 595 00:30:27,101 --> 00:30:29,740 And I know I have a bony face, 596 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,867 'cause I don't do face muscle exercises, 597 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,168 but that doesn't cut down very much on the suspects. 598 00:30:34,173 --> 00:30:39,624 Hmm. Hey! Holy shit, look at that. 599 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,401 It's a funny smiley man. 600 00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:43,445 "Hey, do you want to come over and play?" 601 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,697 Man, that's adorable. 602 00:30:45,702 --> 00:30:47,323 Hey, how'd you get out anyway? 603 00:30:47,328 --> 00:30:48,905 I work for the government, okay? 604 00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:50,935 Post office? 605 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:53,148 You think they'd fucking let me out of prison to deliver mail? 606 00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,985 I don't know, it was the first government job I could think of. 607 00:30:55,989 --> 00:30:59,321 Dude. I kill people for 'em, okay? 608 00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:02,373 I did it down in Corto Maltese, and now I gotta do it here in Evergreen. 609 00:31:02,377 --> 00:31:05,375 That's... why I'm out, in exchange for that. Fuck. 610 00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:07,627 Oh, that's sick. 611 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:09,967 I... I used to think God put me here for a purpose. 612 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:11,964 For peace. 613 00:31:11,969 --> 00:31:13,742 And I always said I didn't care how many people 614 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,506 I needed to torture or kill to get it, but... 615 00:31:18,226 --> 00:31:20,442 You know, lately, I just think I'm a fuckin' maniac, like... 616 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:22,573 I don't know, I'm having... 617 00:31:23,731 --> 00:31:25,191 feelings about things that... 618 00:31:26,742 --> 00:31:27,947 Okay. 619 00:31:32,073 --> 00:31:36,072 Do you think I feel good when, after some dude 620 00:31:36,077 --> 00:31:39,867 does some atrocious act, that I have to kill them? 621 00:31:39,872 --> 00:31:42,011 - I don't know. - When I find out 622 00:31:42,016 --> 00:31:44,414 someone murdered an innocent person, 623 00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:46,249 or sold somebody heroin, 624 00:31:46,254 --> 00:31:48,359 or did some graffiti, 625 00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:51,279 and I kill that person with my bare hands, 626 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,798 their eyeballs popping out of their skulls, 627 00:31:53,803 --> 00:31:57,719 you think that gives me pleasure? 628 00:31:57,724 --> 00:32:00,117 No. 629 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,980 Well, it does. 630 00:32:05,898 --> 00:32:08,354 It gives you pleasure too, Peacemaker. 631 00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:10,448 That's 'cause we're born killers. 632 00:32:10,453 --> 00:32:12,492 What separates us from other killers 633 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,869 is we only kill bad people. 634 00:32:14,874 --> 00:32:17,580 Usually. Unless there's a mistake. 635 00:32:17,585 --> 00:32:20,547 Now, do I sound like a fucking maniac? 636 00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:25,637 Hey. What do you say we celebrate you 637 00:32:25,642 --> 00:32:27,540 - getting out of prison? - No. 638 00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:29,825 I have to study the dossier of the senator I gotta kill. 639 00:32:29,830 --> 00:32:31,919 I've been saving up appliances 640 00:32:31,924 --> 00:32:34,213 ever since you were arrested. 641 00:33:30,107 --> 00:33:32,026 Fuck yeah! 642 00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:54,335 Yeah! 643 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:56,671 Fuck yeah! 644 00:33:59,312 --> 00:34:00,480 It's definitely this guy. 645 00:34:01,138 --> 00:34:02,518 It's this guy. 646 00:34:02,523 --> 00:34:03,770 - Are you sure? - Are you sure? 647 00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,813 - Yeah. - Yeah. 648 00:34:09,822 --> 00:34:12,195 Jesus Christ, you again? 649 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,282 - August Smith, you are under arrest... - Oh, shit! 650 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,158 ... for the murder of Annie Sturphausen. 651 00:34:16,163 --> 00:34:18,702 I don't even know who the fuck that is! 652 00:34:18,707 --> 00:34:20,329 Get the fuck off me! 653 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:24,671 Fuck you! 654 00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:31,831 And go fuck yourself, old man! 655 00:34:51,864 --> 00:34:52,865 Keeya? 656 00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:59,780 You know that I'm gonna be working some weird hours. 657 00:35:00,957 --> 00:35:03,451 And I was thinking maybe you and the fur kids... 658 00:35:03,918 --> 00:35:04,918 Well, you know? 659 00:35:07,255 --> 00:35:08,855 N... no, I don't know. 660 00:35:16,672 --> 00:35:19,211 - It's not that big of a deal. - Are you fucking kidding me? 661 00:35:19,216 --> 00:35:22,590 You drag me out here, then you want me to leave? 662 00:35:28,309 --> 00:35:31,974 ♪ You always work for a one-night stand ♪ 663 00:35:31,979 --> 00:35:33,814 ♪ Let me borrow... ♪ 664 00:35:34,273 --> 00:35:35,942 Amber? 665 00:35:47,949 --> 00:35:52,203 No. I can't believe they legalized that shit. 666 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:54,430 More for me. 667 00:35:54,435 --> 00:35:56,659 Three years ago, I would've shot both of you 668 00:35:56,664 --> 00:35:58,374 in the face for that. 669 00:36:01,634 --> 00:36:06,097 ♪ Barrel is smoking rattle and rolling ♪ 670 00:36:09,016 --> 00:36:13,521 ♪ Barrel is smoking rattle and rolling ♪ 671 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,953 - What the fuck? - Dude. 672 00:36:21,871 --> 00:36:23,422 Holy fuck. 673 00:36:32,832 --> 00:36:35,204 You're good. 674 00:36:35,209 --> 00:36:37,289 Don't play that crap. Don't do it. 675 00:36:37,294 --> 00:36:40,126 You gotta burn that card before the river. 676 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:44,005 Dude, how many times I gotta teach you how to play this fucking game? 677 00:36:44,010 --> 00:36:46,850 - Read 'em and weep. - Dude, seriously. You're pissing me off. 678 00:36:46,855 --> 00:36:50,892 Holy shit. Look who it is. 679 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,556 That's my spot 680 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,601 between five and seven during winter. 681 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,946 What the fuck you talking about, old-timer? 682 00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:19,331 During the sunset, that light there 683 00:37:19,336 --> 00:37:20,666 comes in through that window, 684 00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:22,548 and I like the feel of it on my skin. 685 00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:25,671 So fucking move. 686 00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:28,596 Yeah? And if I don't? 687 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:31,982 Guess. 688 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:54,112 Fuck it. Fuck that shit. I ain't dying for this seat. 689 00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:16,338 I thought we sent capes over to Arkham or Belle Reve. 690 00:38:17,144 --> 00:38:19,090 The system's overcrowded. 691 00:38:19,095 --> 00:38:21,097 He'll have to stay here through his trial. 692 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:28,351 All hail... the White Dragon! 693 00:38:28,356 --> 00:38:34,598 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 694 00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:42,303 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 695 00:38:43,304 --> 00:38:50,398 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 696 00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:07,525 It's definitely not the hot guy. 697 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:11,200 - Aw, fuck you, Amber! - Oh, eat me, Evan! 698 00:40:14,770 --> 00:40:16,892 - This guy. - Okay. 699 00:40:16,897 --> 00:40:20,901 - Can I keep this one? - Sure. 52622

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