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I mean, when my
boyfriend Oscar found out
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that my best friend Max
told me he wanted to kiss me,
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I didn't know how he'd react.
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Oscar?
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Are you there?
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Are you mad?
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Damn Joey Lawrence and his big mouth.
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I forgot to mention that part.
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Oscar found out about the whole
Max thing from Joey Lawrence.
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You remember that show,
right? It was, like, him
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and the sister with the
flower hat. She used to, like,
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- dance like this...
- Whoa!
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Exactly! "Whoa!" Anyway,
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Oscar didn't say anything
for almost three minutes,
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and I was starting to freak out.
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I'm starting to freak
out. Say something.
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Okay, now you're
standing. Is standing good?
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I mean, it can be. That movie
Stand and Deliver was good,
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but Stephen King's The
Stand was so scary.
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You... picked... me!
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Over Max, with his perfect hair,
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chiseled jaw and searing blue eyes.
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So you're not mad?
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(LAUGHING)
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He was not mad. (CHUCKLES)
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In fact, things got a little smoky,
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if you know what I mean. (CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES) That's a nice story.
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Can I have my coffee now?
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Oh! Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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Sorry. Enjoy! (CHUCKLES)
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Little tip: don't ask
her how her day's going.
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Hi. How are you doing today?
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Fine.
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I'm fine, too. You want to know why?
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It all started at Mr.
Meowskers' funeral.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Special delivery for
Ms. Katharine Silver.
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Well, golly gee, that's me. (CHUCKLES)
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Is this actually mine though?
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No, kiss is the special delivery.
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- That's just a prop.
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Oh, my goodness,
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I cannot get over how cute y'all are.
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How long you been dating now?
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How long have we been dating?
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Well, when do we start counting?
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Yeah, is it the first time we met?
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Ooh, or the first time we kissed?
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Or the, uh, first time we, you know...
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You mean the first time
I rocked your world?
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Let's just go with when you met.
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Almost four months.
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Aw. How y'all gonna celebrate?
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Marty and I got our ears pierced
on our four-month anniversary.
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Oh, uh, we don't really
have anything planned.
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Did you want to do something?
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I got both my ears pierced in college.
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They got really infected.
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I almost lost a lobe.
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But I am willing to
roll the dice for you.
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(CHUCKLES) No, that's okay.
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I... I like your ears
just the way they are.
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They are nice.
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Very soft.
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As weirdly soothing as this is,
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I should probably deliver
this package before I lose it.
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Does that happen often?
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Officially? No.
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Oh! You forgot your phone!
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One more kiss for the road?
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Permission to dip my best gal?
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Permission granted, sailor.
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- (CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
- (YELLS)
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- Oh! Oh, God!
- Ow!
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- (GROANS)
- (EXHALES)
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Okay.
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(PANTING)
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Catch you on the flip side.
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- Toodles!
- Did you just say "toodles"?
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He started it with "flip side."
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I don't know how to
act when he's around.
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No, I get it.
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I just really hope we can get past this.
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I don't expect you to
be besties or anything.
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I'm lying. I do.
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I did kinda like him before.
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Yeah, let's build on that.
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You know, you can't just
throw away "kinda like."
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I guess I'm up for it if Max is.
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Thank you.
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Oh. I landed on this.
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Are you gonna get in trouble?
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No. Happens all the time.
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- Really?
- Officially? No.
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(SIGHS) Okay.
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I have to go.
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- I'm gonna be late for work.
- (WHINES SOFTLY)
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Aw, just five more minutes.
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No, you said that ten minutes ago.
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You're like a sexy snooze button.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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You know you talk in your sleep?
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- Did you know you fart in yours?
- Yeah.
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- You told me in your sleep.
- (LAUGHS)
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What's the deal with this tattoo?
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Uh, it's a fish.
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I can see it's a fish.
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What does it mean?
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What's it matter?
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I don't know. I mean,
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there's just so much
I don't know about you.
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Well, I like keeping
things mysterious with us.
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You know, we are secret hookup friends,
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not "know your time of birth" friends.
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Wait, I'll give you a ride.
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We can't show up at the same time.
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Kat is already suspicious
about where I've been sleeping.
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Wouldn't it just be easier
to tell everyone about us?
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Nope.
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Okay, but before you go,
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one small detail about you.
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Your middle name.
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Nope.
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Thank you
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for the intercourse.
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Hey. I brought you something.
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Ooh, muffin.
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I asked you not to
call me that. (CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES) Your dad would be
proud to know his jokes live on.
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(CHUCKLES) Hey, uh, while I'm here,
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maybe we could talk
about the Oscar thing?
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(PLAYING PIANO)
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Come on, Max. This is important.
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(CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Fine. We'll do it your way.
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- (PLAYING PIANO)
- ♪ You can't use music ♪
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♪ To avoid the subject ♪
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♪ Watch me ♪
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♪ Come on, I really want you ♪
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♪ And Oscar to get along ♪
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♪ That sounds awkward ♪
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♪ Maybe if you hung out a little ♪
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♪ Things would get better ♪
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- ♪ Please? Please? ♪
- ♪ No, no ♪
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♪ Please? Please? Please? ♪
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♪ What would we even do? ♪
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♪ I'm not sure ♪
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♪ Oscar likes kites ♪
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♪ I've never successfully
gotten one off the ground ♪
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♪ Kids used to make fun of me ♪
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♪ But thank you for unlocking
that painful memory ♪
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♪ Okay, no kites ♪
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♪ How 'bout racquetball? ♪
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- (LAUGHS)
- ♪ Or pickleball? ♪
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♪ Or other balls ♪
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♪ That men play together ♪
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♪ Stop, I'll think of something ♪
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- (LAUGHS)
- ♪ Thank you ♪
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♪ I got to get back to work ♪
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♪ But it's been really
fun talking this way ♪
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♪ I'm coming round to it ♪
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♪ Get off your ass ♪
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♪ And help me unload this beer! ♪
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- (SONG ENDS)
- (KAT CHUCKLES)
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Look at this soft kitty.
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Are these not the furriest
paws you've ever seen?
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Clearly you have not spent
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a lot of time around Mama's feet.
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Oh, Katharine, I brought
you a little something.
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Oh, thank you.
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- What is it?
- It's a fertility statue.
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For your anniversary.
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Put it above your bed
next time you and Oscar,
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you know, make pudding.
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This is why I was 19 before
I knew where babies came from.
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How did you know it was my anniversary?
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A little birdie told me.
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Tweet, tweet.
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So, what are you and Oscar gonna do?
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Kat seems surprisingly reluctant
to mark this momentous occasion.
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It's not momentous. It's four months.
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Yes, the longest
relationship you've ever had.
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There should be fireworks.
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Banks should close.
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Drag queens should dress like you.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(SIGHS) Well, I-I suppose
I could do something.
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But I've got to play it cool.
I don't want to scare him off.
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You remember what happened with Ben.
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♪ It's only been three weeks ♪
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♪ But I think you're kinda neat ♪
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♪ So this may be precursory ♪
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♪ But happy anniversary! ♪
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I think we should break up.
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I wouldn't want a grandchild
with Ben's eyebrows anyway.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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How 'bout I help cook a nice,
tasteful dinner for you and Oscar.
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No tap shoes needed.
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Oh, you're like my own little Cupid.
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Oh, I'll bring my bow
and arrows! (CHUCKLES)
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Metaphorically.
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I don't need another lawsuit.
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What-what are you doing?
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I'm just getting it warmed up.
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Stop it!
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(ALARM RINGING)
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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What's going on?
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Oh. I was trying not to wake you.
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I'm meeting Max to go running.
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Really? Oh, that's great! I'm so happy!
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Can I come? No, no, no,
you guys need to bond.
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Um, hey, I was just thinking...
if you're not busy tonight,
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maybe we could do something
for our anniversary.
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Sure. What'd you have in mind?
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Um, just, like, a little
dinner. No big deal.
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A year anniversary...
that would be a big deal.
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You know? Eight months... medium deal.
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But this, you know, it's no big deal.
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Got it. Little dinner, no big deal.
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See you tonight.
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Oh. Randi.
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- Good morning!
- Is it?
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Hey! I just got to stop for a minute!
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We're not so much running together
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as I'm chasing you. (EXHALES)
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- (PANTING)
- Okay, maybe I was pushing it a bit.
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I just wanted to win at something.
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- You're taller.
- Thank you. I needed that.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Listen, I know things have
been awkward between us,
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and I know it's my fault.
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You mean 'cause you made
a move on my girlfriend?
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(PANTING)
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Well...
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if you want to get technical about it.
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Yeah. I owe you an apology.
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Cool. (PANTING)
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Cool.
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Was that it?
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Oh, I thought it was. Uh...
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I will elaborate.
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Um...
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You're a nice guy,
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and you didn't deserve what I did.
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Neither did she.
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I'm sorry.
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I can forgive you
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- if we never have to go running again.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Deal.
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- How 'bout pancakes?
- Great.
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But... I need you
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- to do me a favor.
- Sure.
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Carry me.
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(LAUGHS)
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00:09:38,636 --> 00:09:39,911
(DOOR OPENS)
260
00:09:42,398 --> 00:09:44,640
Stop calling the café for coffee.
261
00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:46,142
Stop keeping me up all night.
262
00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,234
You don't mean that.
263
00:09:47,328 --> 00:09:48,920
- No, I do not.
- (CHUCKLES)
264
00:09:49,738 --> 00:09:50,904
Well, you know, Kat asked me
265
00:09:50,998 --> 00:09:52,648
to take her lingerie shopping later.
266
00:09:52,741 --> 00:09:55,242
Maybe I'll pick up something
you might enjoy.
267
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,202
Ooh. I would like that,
268
00:09:57,355 --> 00:09:58,930
Miss Randi Elizabeth.
269
00:09:59,081 --> 00:10:00,932
What the hell did you just call me?
270
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,675
Your name?
271
00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:04,660
- But who told you?
- I ain't no snitch.
272
00:10:04,753 --> 00:10:07,087
- Was it Phil?
- Yes. Damn it!
273
00:10:07,849 --> 00:10:09,215
What else did he tell you about me?
274
00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:10,757
Nothing. Why are you
so upset about this?
275
00:10:10,937 --> 00:10:12,770
Because I asked you not
to pry into my business
276
00:10:12,864 --> 00:10:14,680
and you did it anyway.
277
00:10:14,774 --> 00:10:16,090
I got to get back to work.
278
00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:20,094
I forgot that Kat has her
anniversary dinner tonight,
279
00:10:20,112 --> 00:10:21,595
so I still need a place to crash.
280
00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:23,188
But you can kiss that lingerie goodbye.
281
00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:26,692
You're gonna get my baggiest
sweatpants and tube socks.
282
00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:27,711
Joke's on you!
283
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,254
Because I find the tube
to be the sexiest of socks!
284
00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:39,371
So, what vibe are we going for?
285
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:40,890
Sexy and sophisticated?
286
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,466
Schoolgirl with an attitude?
287
00:10:42,618 --> 00:10:45,210
Or are we talking full-on dominatrix?
288
00:10:45,454 --> 00:10:49,048
I don't know. My underwear
usually comes in a four-pack.
289
00:10:49,199 --> 00:10:51,625
Well, what do you
think Oscar would like?
290
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,627
No, we are not shopping for Oscar.
291
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:54,795
We are shopping for you.
292
00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,555
What do you like?
293
00:10:56,707 --> 00:10:58,039
Um...
294
00:10:58,059 --> 00:10:59,374
This is cute.
295
00:10:59,468 --> 00:11:02,544
Okay, maybe we should shop
for Oscar a little bit.
296
00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:04,045
Aren't you gonna try anything on?
297
00:11:04,065 --> 00:11:06,214
You know, for your
sneaky link? (CHUCKLES)
298
00:11:06,308 --> 00:11:10,310
Do not use the slang that
I teach you against me.
299
00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:11,887
And he's not getting anything.
300
00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,647
He really irked my nerves today.
301
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:14,815
What happened?
302
00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:16,242
- He found out my middle name.
- (GASPS)
303
00:11:16,469 --> 00:11:18,652
That rat bastard.
304
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,137
I just don't need him knowing
305
00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:21,805
every little detail about my life.
306
00:11:21,824 --> 00:11:23,157
Well, I like when people know
307
00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:24,750
every little detail about my life.
308
00:11:25,009 --> 00:11:26,734
I wish I could wear one
of those medical bracelets,
309
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:29,920
but, instead of allergies, it
would have fun facts about Kat.
310
00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:31,663
I'd call them Kat Facts.
311
00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:33,682
Well, that's not how I operate.
312
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:35,425
Knowledge is power,
313
00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:37,911
and I don't want anyone
having power over me.
314
00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,355
I mean, first, it's my middle name.
315
00:11:39,506 --> 00:11:40,748
Then it's my blood type.
316
00:11:40,858 --> 00:11:43,417
Next thing you know, I'm
swallowing a balloon of cocaine,
317
00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:46,344
being arrested at the border
and thrown into a Turkish prison.
318
00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:50,199
You have got to stop listening to
Locked Up Abroad before bed.
319
00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:54,111
And no one's gonna take
your power from you.
320
00:11:54,263 --> 00:11:55,871
I mean, you've opened up to me,
321
00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:58,432
and I'm still terrified of you.
322
00:11:58,525 --> 00:12:00,376
Aw, you're sweet.
323
00:12:00,527 --> 00:12:02,044
And, for what it's worth,
324
00:12:02,195 --> 00:12:04,029
I think you can trust Carter.
325
00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,196
What?
326
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,198
Carter? (CHUCKLES, STAMMERS)
327
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,385
What makes you think it's Carter?
328
00:12:14,374 --> 00:12:16,133
Oh! Hey.
329
00:12:16,227 --> 00:12:18,877
Where'd you sneak off to last night?
330
00:12:18,896 --> 00:12:21,138
Uh, I was... with a guy.
331
00:12:21,232 --> 00:12:24,291
Ah. So that's where you've been going.
332
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,568
What's his name?
333
00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:26,735
Peter...
334
00:12:26,962 --> 00:12:28,821
Backpack.
335
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,241
That is a completely plausible name!
336
00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:34,985
And what does that have
to even do with Carter?
337
00:12:35,079 --> 00:12:37,204
- (KNOCKING)
- Oh, I got it.
338
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:41,158
Here. You left your earrings.
339
00:12:41,252 --> 00:12:43,827
Thank you, Peter Backpack. Bye!
340
00:12:43,979 --> 00:12:46,905
CARTER: Who the hell is Peter Backpack?!
341
00:12:46,957 --> 00:12:48,649
Okay, fine, it's Carter.
342
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,759
I knew it! I wasn't 100% sure,
343
00:12:50,986 --> 00:12:52,820
but now I know it's Carter!
344
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,004
He's a great guy.
345
00:12:54,156 --> 00:12:56,506
Well, yeah, I guess he's okay.
346
00:12:56,659 --> 00:12:59,435
But I'm still not sure if
I should open up to him.
347
00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:02,104
I mean, I've done that before,
and it gets kind of messy.
348
00:13:02,255 --> 00:13:03,939
If you keep worrying
about things getting messy,
349
00:13:04,091 --> 00:13:06,683
you might miss out on
things that are really great.
350
00:13:06,836 --> 00:13:09,778
I mean, does ice cream
end up on my face,
351
00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:13,173
in my hair, down my
cleavage every time I eat it?
352
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,100
Yes. But is it worth it?
353
00:13:15,119 --> 00:13:16,526
You bet.
354
00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:18,679
Okay, I keep telling
you... cup instead of cone.
355
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,105
But...
356
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,272
I hear you.
357
00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:22,292
Now, if you would,
358
00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:23,293
drumroll, please.
359
00:13:23,294 --> 00:13:25,419
Oh.
360
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,712
Randi, I have never felt sexier.
361
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:36,865
I... (CHUCKLES)
362
00:13:36,957 --> 00:13:37,973
Whoa! Oh!
363
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,808
Sorry, ma'am. Oh, geez. I'm good.
364
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,644
Whoa! I can walk like a woman.
365
00:13:41,795 --> 00:13:43,395
Oh, hey!
366
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,131
Mm-mm.
367
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:48,192
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- I'm just gonna hold on to this.
368
00:13:51,322 --> 00:13:53,805
Okay. The table is set,
369
00:13:53,824 --> 00:13:55,306
the champagne is chilling
370
00:13:55,326 --> 00:13:57,642
and I hid everything with googly eyes
371
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:01,054
so they wouldn't see me slip into this.
372
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,406
Oh, girl.
373
00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:05,751
That's what Mama would call
a one-way ticket to hell.
374
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,820
I am so glad you're getting into this.
375
00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:12,174
I'm a big believer in
celebrating every moment.
376
00:14:12,401 --> 00:14:14,067
A nice sunrise,
377
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,752
a... a perfect pie crust,
378
00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:17,846
a healthy bowel movement.
379
00:14:17,998 --> 00:14:19,515
- Totally.
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
380
00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:22,499
Don't act like you can't relate.
381
00:14:22,518 --> 00:14:23,758
(PHONE RINGS)
382
00:14:23,778 --> 00:14:25,519
Oh. It's Oscar.
383
00:14:25,671 --> 00:14:26,671
Hi!
384
00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:27,854
Hey, babe, guess what.
385
00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:29,472
Um, you found five dollars.
386
00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:31,525
You're in jail. Pluto's a planet again.
387
00:14:31,677 --> 00:14:33,360
I love that you actually guess.
388
00:14:33,512 --> 00:14:35,695
No, I'm at a basketball
game in a luxury suite.
389
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,122
My boss couldn't use his tickets,
390
00:14:37,349 --> 00:14:38,532
and Max really wanted to go.
391
00:14:38,684 --> 00:14:40,459
- Oh, Max is there?
-MAX: Hey, Kat!
392
00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:44,371
Oscar is the man. I haven't seen
so many free hot dogs in my life.
393
00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:46,523
So does this mean
you'll be a little late?
394
00:14:47,284 --> 00:14:50,360
Actually, would it be okay if
we pushed dinner to tomorrow?
395
00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:52,287
Oh. Um...
396
00:14:52,306 --> 00:14:54,455
Uh, y-yeah.
397
00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:56,049
Yeah. No big deal.
398
00:14:56,201 --> 00:14:57,384
But keep an eye on Max.
399
00:14:57,478 --> 00:15:00,020
He will eat free food
till he pukes. (CHUCKLES)
400
00:15:00,815 --> 00:15:02,189
He has had six hot dogs.
401
00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:04,274
Seven!
402
00:15:05,878 --> 00:15:07,069
Oh.
403
00:15:08,397 --> 00:15:09,655
Oscar's not coming.
404
00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:12,157
He's at a basketball game with Max.
405
00:15:12,384 --> 00:15:14,051
Oh, no, sweetie.
406
00:15:14,069 --> 00:15:16,328
No, don't worry about it. (MUTTERS)
407
00:15:16,479 --> 00:15:17,996
Don't need these anymore. But I'm fine.
408
00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:19,389
It's totally fine. It's fine.
409
00:15:19,408 --> 00:15:20,408
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
410
00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:21,834
- Don't need this anymore.
- No, no!
411
00:15:22,061 --> 00:15:23,560
I know you're upset.
412
00:15:23,579 --> 00:15:26,338
But if you throw any more
of my cooking in the trash,
413
00:15:26,489 --> 00:15:28,298
I'll cut you.
414
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,861
I just feel silly about the whole thing.
415
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,789
I wish I hadn't made
such a big deal out of it.
416
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:37,108
Well, I think you should have
made a bigger deal out of it.
417
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:39,352
A rooster who doesn't crow
418
00:15:39,446 --> 00:15:41,279
cannot be mad when folks don't wake up.
419
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:44,858
Yeah, but what if the rooster's
afraid to-to lose the only hen
420
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:47,027
who's stayed with her for four months?
421
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,045
Oh, honey.
422
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:52,140
Have some faith in yourself.
423
00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:55,385
Oscar is lucky to have you.
424
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,627
Thank you.
425
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,538
- Aw.
- (PATTING BACK)
426
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:02,042
Wait a minute. Why am I not
looking at the top of your head?
427
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,318
Mmm. (CHUCKLES)
428
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:06,229
I couldn't help myself. (CHUCKLES)
429
00:16:06,323 --> 00:16:08,565
If you're going to hell, honey,
430
00:16:08,659 --> 00:16:10,066
I'm going with you.
431
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,537
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
432
00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:21,213
Hey.
433
00:16:22,332 --> 00:16:24,073
Hey.
434
00:16:24,093 --> 00:16:25,817
I didn't think I'd see you here.
435
00:16:26,578 --> 00:16:29,805
Well, Peter Backpack was busy, so...
436
00:16:31,249 --> 00:16:32,808
Sit down. I'll get us a drink.
437
00:16:35,011 --> 00:16:37,178
Listen...
438
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:38,421
you were right.
439
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,923
You laid out some very clear,
440
00:16:40,943 --> 00:16:42,167
very strict...
441
00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:45,445
some would say
illogical... boundaries...
442
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:48,523
... and I did not respect them.
443
00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:50,859
That's on me,
444
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,119
and I'm sorry.
445
00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:53,695
I appreciate that.
446
00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:57,082
I know that you were just
trying to get to know me better.
447
00:16:57,775 --> 00:16:59,334
That's all I want.
448
00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:03,613
Then allow me to introduce myself.
449
00:17:03,707 --> 00:17:06,299
My name is Miranda Elizabeth Hamilton.
450
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,301
Elizabeth was my nana's name.
451
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,211
My favorite color is green.
452
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:11,638
I've never seen Titanic.
453
00:17:11,789 --> 00:17:13,807
Ooh, and automatic toilets freak me out.
454
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,976
I'll tell you when I'm done.
455
00:17:16,127 --> 00:17:17,978
Good to know.
456
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,704
The Titanic thing is troubling,
457
00:17:19,723 --> 00:17:21,481
but my heart will go on.
458
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:24,776
You'd get that if you'd seen it.
459
00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:28,655
And you asked about my fish tattoo.
460
00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:31,716
I got it to remind me
that when things get tough
461
00:17:31,735 --> 00:17:33,735
to just keep swimming.
462
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,403
Like in Finding Nemo.
463
00:17:35,497 --> 00:17:38,498
- Finding who?
- Have you seen any movies?
464
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:42,127
Please, keep going.
465
00:17:43,154 --> 00:17:45,672
Okay. Um...
466
00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:49,734
I don't usually talk about this, but...
467
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:52,345
when I got my tattoo, I was...
468
00:17:52,497 --> 00:17:55,757
really struggling with depression.
469
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,076
Oh, wow.
470
00:17:58,094 --> 00:17:59,561
I would've never guessed.
471
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,606
Yeah, you get good at hiding it.
472
00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,583
Are things better now?
473
00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:07,527
Most days.
474
00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:09,345
I mean, I found a great therapist,
475
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:10,922
the right meds, and...
476
00:18:10,941 --> 00:18:14,201
I finally feel like I
have control over my life.
477
00:18:15,037 --> 00:18:16,828
But now...
478
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,331
Now what?
479
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:23,543
I'm scared that if I let someone new in
480
00:18:23,695 --> 00:18:25,453
I could lose that.
481
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,547
Randi...
482
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,510
... we can take things
as slow as you want.
483
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,222
I'm not going anywhere.
484
00:18:35,373 --> 00:18:37,098
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
485
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,476
Thanks.
486
00:18:41,972 --> 00:18:43,271
(KISSES)
487
00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:45,640
So, uh,
488
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,050
have you told your therapist about me?
489
00:18:48,144 --> 00:18:50,237
Oh, my goodness.
490
00:18:51,392 --> 00:18:53,392
(DOOR OPENS)
491
00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:56,395
Well, well, well,
492
00:18:56,415 --> 00:18:58,473
if it isn't Mr. Basketball.
493
00:18:58,491 --> 00:19:00,417
Liking the nickname,
494
00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:01,918
worried about the tone.
495
00:19:02,145 --> 00:19:04,069
Are you mad?
496
00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:06,256
I was. This helped.
497
00:19:06,407 --> 00:19:07,424
Phil helped.
498
00:19:07,575 --> 00:19:09,000
We actually had a lovely night.
499
00:19:09,094 --> 00:19:10,910
We ate dinner, we sang songs,
500
00:19:10,929 --> 00:19:12,095
we crowed like roosters.
501
00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,839
If you're hungry, there's
popovers in the trash.
502
00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:19,494
S-Starting to think tonight was
a bigger deal than you let on.
503
00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,996
Well, first it wasn't. Then it was.
504
00:19:22,015 --> 00:19:25,500
Well, maybe it always was
and I just said it wasn't.
505
00:19:25,518 --> 00:19:27,777
I don't know. Cock-a-doodle-doo.
506
00:19:28,947 --> 00:19:30,763
Anyway... (SIGHS)
507
00:19:30,782 --> 00:19:34,284
this is the longest
relationship I've ever had,
508
00:19:34,435 --> 00:19:36,101
and I planned this big,
509
00:19:36,121 --> 00:19:39,197
fancy romantic dinner to celebrate it.
510
00:19:39,349 --> 00:19:40,349
But, instead,
511
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:41,365
Phil tried on all my shoes
512
00:19:41,518 --> 00:19:43,518
and I ate three pieces of cake.
513
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:46,688
Kat, you got to tell me
when things are important.
514
00:19:46,781 --> 00:19:48,372
I was afraid of scaring you away.
515
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,858
You know? I have a tendency
to come on a little strong.
516
00:19:50,952 --> 00:19:52,785
Oh, you come on very strong.
517
00:19:52,879 --> 00:19:54,787
It's one of the things
I like most about you.
518
00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:56,714
- That and your laugh.
- (CHUCKLES)
519
00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:59,392
And when you break into
spontaneous tap dancing.
520
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,728
Suck it, Ben.
521
00:20:02,463 --> 00:20:03,721
I'm sorry I wasn't here,
522
00:20:03,815 --> 00:20:06,224
and I promise not to miss
our five-month anniversary.
523
00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:10,044
I'll save the lingerie I
bought for then. (CHUCKLES)
524
00:20:10,063 --> 00:20:11,637
Wait, there's lingerie?
525
00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:13,564
Real lingerie? Not just flannel?
526
00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:15,658
Yeah, it goes with the heels.
527
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:18,720
I thought you said you
couldn't walk in heels!
528
00:20:18,738 --> 00:20:21,247
Oh. I found a work-around.
529
00:20:23,985 --> 00:20:24,985
This is sexy, right?
530
00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,659
There you are! I have
the whole day planned out.
531
00:20:33,845 --> 00:20:35,327
I'm gonna teach you
how to fly this kite,
532
00:20:35,347 --> 00:20:37,255
we'll have a picnic,
then we can ride our bikes
533
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:38,422
to get snow cones.
534
00:20:38,575 --> 00:20:40,499
That sounds amazing! (CHUCKLES)
535
00:20:40,593 --> 00:20:42,644
(MOUTHS): Rain check?
536
00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:45,671
Oh, my God.
537
00:20:45,723 --> 00:20:48,173
Guess who I just saw
making out by the dumpsters.
538
00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:49,359
Uh, Lady and the Tramp.
539
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:50,510
Two raccoons.
540
00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:51,602
George and Amal Clooney.
541
00:20:51,696 --> 00:20:53,530
They travel a lot. It's possible.
542
00:20:53,681 --> 00:20:56,090
I love that you always guess.
543
00:20:56,109 --> 00:20:57,441
Randi and Carter!
544
00:20:57,536 --> 00:20:59,093
- What?!
- You're kidding!
545
00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:00,352
Those rascals!
546
00:21:00,446 --> 00:21:01,871
Why didn't anybody tell me?
547
00:21:02,023 --> 00:21:03,614
Because you can't keep a secret.
548
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:04,958
Yes, I can.
549
00:21:06,527 --> 00:21:08,527
I got to call Sheila.
550
00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:10,755
♪ ♪
551
00:21:12,717 --> 00:21:14,199
♪ Yo ♪
552
00:21:14,219 --> 00:21:15,777
♪ Let's go ♪
553
00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:18,296
- ♪ Come on, listen up, baby ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
554
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:20,114
♪ If you want to be free ♪
555
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:23,726
- ♪ If you want to be free ♪
- ♪ Got to let it go now ♪
556
00:21:23,878 --> 00:21:25,728
♪ Come on, let's take a ride with me ♪
557
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,713
- ♪ Take a ride with me ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
558
00:21:27,732 --> 00:21:30,124
♪ I want to make you feel good ♪
559
00:21:30,217 --> 00:21:31,793
♪ Want you to lose your blues ♪
560
00:21:31,811 --> 00:21:33,069
♪ Want you to lose your blues... ♪
561
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,000
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