Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,400
Oh, hey, guys. How are you feeling
2
00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:10,250
- after that wild wedding last night?
- Ooh.
3
00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,803
Hungover and headachy, queasy.
4
00:00:13,810 --> 00:00:15,709
Damn, I had a good time.
5
00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:19,375
Oh, hey, Suraya.
6
00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:21,375
We were just talking
about your son's wedding.
7
00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:24,260
Oh, you Indian folks
sure know how to party.
8
00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,959
- Ooh!
- You know,
9
00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,200
I think I threw my hip out
10
00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:29,209
when your granny and
I were dirty dancing.
11
00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:30,667
Uh,
12
00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:33,480
Dave, I don't think anybody would call
13
00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,417
what you were doing "dancing."
14
00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:36,440
Forget "Baby."
15
00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,084
Somebody should've put you in a corner.
16
00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,580
Okay, you know, I don't
care what you say.
17
00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,417
I had the time of my life.
18
00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:46,820
Well, these sweet laddoos
are my way of saying
19
00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,292
- "Thank you for coming."
- Oh.
20
00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:50,760
Ooh, well, don't mind if I laddoo.
21
00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,300
Hey, Suraya,
22
00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,680
uh, you're a professional matchmaker.
23
00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,792
You know, you think you
can match up my boys?
24
00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,834
Oh, Malcolm and Marty would
never go for a matchmaker.
25
00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,510
Butler men like to hunt
for their own meat.
26
00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,625
I-I mean, women.
27
00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,625
I mean, whatever's not offensive.
28
00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:13,993
I matched all my own sons.
29
00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,030
Even this one married
a beautiful lawyer,
30
00:01:16,050 --> 00:01:18,292
and he's into anime cosplay.
31
00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:21,250
Wow. She's gorgeous.
32
00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:22,360
Wait a minute.
33
00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:25,667
This woman married a
dude dressed as a lizard?
34
00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:28,167
I'm very good at what I do.
35
00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:32,093
Okay. Well, "very good" usually
means very expensive.
36
00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:36,580
Well, how about, since you
fixed up our transmission,
37
00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:38,500
I fix up your boys?
38
00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:40,834
Okay. Thank you, Suraya.
39
00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,780
- You bet. I'll see you soon.
- You got it.
40
00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:45,330
I don't know, Tina.
41
00:01:45,340 --> 00:01:47,240
I got a feeling this thing
is gonna blow up
42
00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:49,209
just like her old transmission.
43
00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:54,440
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
44
00:01:58,590 --> 00:02:02,875
So, Malcolm and Marty have no idea
that I'm here to find them wives?
45
00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,900
Nope. Think of it like a
timeshare presentation.
46
00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,700
First, we lure them in with
my famous berry cobbler.
47
00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,880
And then, wham!
48
00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:12,667
We trap them with a lifetime commitment.
49
00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:14,040
Mm-hmm.
50
00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,180
Hey, hey. Is the food ready?
51
00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,663
'Cause we're ready!
52
00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:21,080
Oh, we got cobbler.
53
00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,760
Oh, we got company.
54
00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:25,000
- Hey, Ms. Suraya.
- Hello.
55
00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:26,042
Wait.
56
00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:29,125
Why did you make all
of our favorite foods?
57
00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,500
Oh, no. Mama.
58
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,480
You're not trying to sell
us supplements again?
59
00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,720
Your mother thought
you could use some help
60
00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,459
meeting that someone special.
61
00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:42,480
Um, are y'all trying to hook
one of us up with Ms. Suraya?
62
00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,620
Don't you think she's a little too old?
63
00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,880
I prefer "seasoned."
64
00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:49,584
And you should be so lucky.
65
00:02:49,590 --> 00:02:52,250
- Mm...
- Um...
66
00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:54,873
Suraya is a professional matchmaker.
67
00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,709
Well, thanks, but I'm good.
68
00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,084
In fact, I canceled a
date just to be here.
69
00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:02,334
Okay, well, Marty?
70
00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,584
This cobbler's great. Okay.
71
00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:05,700
- I'm interested.
- Yeah!
72
00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,480
- Yes!
- Of course you are.
73
00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:09,059
- It's the magic of the cobbler.
- Mm-hmm.
74
00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:11,280
Well, that, and whatever
I'm doing isn't working.
75
00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:13,400
I need a date for my
ten-year high school reunion.
76
00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,680
And I'm not gonna be the
only single guy there again.
77
00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:17,330
It'll be like prom night all over.
78
00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:20,792
So, Ms. Suraya, sign me up.
79
00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,417
- Okay.
- Oh! Thank you, Jesus!
80
00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,800
There's hope for grandbabies yet.
81
00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:28,660
Just have a girl first, and then
you can have whatever you want.
82
00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:33,290
Hey, honey. How was your day?
83
00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,220
- Long.
- Oh.
84
00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,060
Mine, too. We've been
working way too hard lately.
85
00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,125
Yeah, I know. I mean,
I don't even remember
86
00:03:40,130 --> 00:03:41,799
the last time we sat
on this couch together.
87
00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,375
Well, you're here now.
We can finally catch up.
88
00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:45,919
- So tell me, how was your day?
- Mom...
89
00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,180
- Well...
- Dad.
90
00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,620
I just remembered I didn't do
my book report on Tom Sawyer.
91
00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:53,330
Okay, well, when's it due?
92
00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:54,584
Tomorrow.
93
00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:57,200
Oh, no.
94
00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:59,209
Ugh. I'll help you. Where's the book?
95
00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:00,292
The library.
96
00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,000
Come on, Grover.
97
00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,292
Sorry, hon. We'll catch up this weekend.
98
00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,699
Hey, Suraya!
99
00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,584
So, did you find Marty a wife yet?
100
00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,750
It's been 24 hours.
101
00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,042
Oh. Come in.
102
00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:19,060
Tina, Marty's a major project.
103
00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,560
Give the lady another 20 minutes, okay?
104
00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:24,840
I have chosen a special group of women,
105
00:04:24,860 --> 00:04:26,750
and these are their biodatas.
106
00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,400
They are like headshots
and r�sum�s in one.
107
00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:31,699
Okay, well, you got anybody
in there that can cook?
108
00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:34,209
'Cause I need somebody to make
me some crab cakes for a change.
109
00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:37,530
And I need somebody that's into sports.
110
00:04:37,550 --> 00:04:39,917
Any of these ladies come
with the NFL package?
111
00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,042
Oh, Marty doesn't care about that.
112
00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:44,209
The boy tried to dribble a football.
113
00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:47,180
I checked for astrological
compatibility,
114
00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,820
and I ran background checks to
make sure they're not psycho.
115
00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,410
And this is my top pick.
116
00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:56,375
Fatemeh Samuel. Oh, she's Ethiopian,
117
00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,360
and she's an interior designer.
118
00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,600
- Very nice.
- Mm-hmm.
119
00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,625
Yeah, she's also very,
very nice looking.
120
00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,280
Back off of Marty's future wife.
121
00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,792
You know what? I...
122
00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,020
I-I kind of like this girl better.
123
00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,403
Asha Patel.
124
00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,900
Says she makes six figures,
and she works for Jet Blue.
125
00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,560
Can somebody say companion pass?
126
00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:18,917
Welcome to the family, Asha.
127
00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,779
Please, I have a process here.
128
00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,950
This is much more
complicated than it seems.
129
00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,721
No. Wait, wait. I found the winner.
130
00:05:24,730 --> 00:05:27,459
This one just graduated,
and she's a doctor.
131
00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,690
- Mm.
- Now I can stop googling
132
00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:30,167
every time I sneeze.
133
00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:33,260
- Did you say "just graduated"?
- Yeah.
134
00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,520
No, she probably still got
medical school loans.
135
00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:36,939
We can't let her mess up our credit.
136
00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:38,079
- That's a good point.
- Yeah, no, no.
137
00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,719
- We don't want...
- Excuse me! Excuse me.
138
00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,020
Why don't you leave this
139
00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,834
to a professional? Yes?
140
00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:47,084
Yeah, Malcolm. What you got
over here? Let me see that.
141
00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:48,709
Wait, wait, wait. What's wrong with her?
142
00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:50,292
What's wrong with her?
143
00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,640
What's wrong with you?
144
00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:53,450
- What?
- Look at those ears.
145
00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:55,900
That's nothing that a haircut can't fix.
146
00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,500
Uh, Ma, just because Marty likes hobbits
147
00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,000
don't mean he want to date one.
148
00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:01,667
All right.
149
00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:03,560
Wait. This one is not so bad.
150
00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,893
- Okay.
- No. Look.
151
00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:07,020
Do you think we can get
her to trim her mustache?
152
00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,273
Oh...
153
00:06:08,290 --> 00:06:10,000
Suraya, do... ?
154
00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:13,375
- Suraya?
- Damn.
155
00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:15,667
Did Suraya leave without saying goodbye?
156
00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:17,125
Well, that's just rude.
157
00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,580
How do I look?
158
00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:26,584
Like a steamy, hot cup of
coffee that just woke me up.
159
00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,000
Ew.
160
00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,540
I decided to turn the heat up a notch
161
00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,584
since we haven't had a
date night in a while.
162
00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:38,084
Well, I think you broke the thermometer.
163
00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:42,209
Maybe you didn't hear me. Ew!
164
00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,060
I hope the sitter gets here soon.
165
00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,750
The restaurant only gives
a 15-minute grace period.
166
00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,820
Well, you can go. Don't worry.
I'm old enough to watch myself.
167
00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,917
Just leave your credit card,
you know, for... emergencies.
168
00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,660
Oh, yeah, sure, and why
don't we leave the door open,
169
00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,960
and the keys on the table?
170
00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:02,834
And I'll unlock the liquor cabinet, too.
171
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,167
You could have just said "no," Dad.
172
00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:10,334
No, no, no, no, no, no!
The sitter just canceled!
173
00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:11,667
Donna? Why?
174
00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:13,875
Her boyfriend broke up with her.
175
00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,743
- Oh, not Troy.
- Uh-huh.
176
00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,840
He was the star quarterback.
177
00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,334
Well, what happened?
178
00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:24,667
Something about them not
spending enough time together.
179
00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:27,620
Great! Let's have a Monopoly marathon.
180
00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,180
I call the shoe!
181
00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,500
Ugh.
182
00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:33,500
- I'm gonna go put on my PJs.
- Yeah.
183
00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:35,690
I'll go unlock the liquor cabinet.
184
00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,292
Marty is going to be so upset.
185
00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,250
How do we tell him that
his matchmaker quit?
186
00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,341
I was going to tell him like this.
187
00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:45,667
Marty, your matchmaker quit.
188
00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,700
Wow, Pop. You are all heart.
189
00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:52,625
Just full of compassion over there.
190
00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:55,080
Look, I'm just saying, back in my day,
191
00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,720
you didn't need a matchmaker.
192
00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:59,500
If you liked a girl,
you told her friend.
193
00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:02,209
Her friend would let you
know if she liked you.
194
00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:03,810
Then, y'all would meet at the lockers
195
00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:05,169
in the hallway or something like that.
196
00:08:05,170 --> 00:08:07,100
What I'm saying is that it was simple.
197
00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:11,920
Guys, I was just on Suraya's website,
198
00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,900
and she has a 99% success rate.
199
00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,079
I'm definitely bringing a plus-one
to my ten-year reunion,
200
00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,625
and I'm gonna have two kids for my 20th.
201
00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,860
Mm. Mm.
202
00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,250
Y'all smell smoke?
203
00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:26,080
Tina...
204
00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:27,625
I'm gonna help Mama put that fire out.
205
00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:33,620
You know, son, it's, um, never wise
206
00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,709
to put all your faith in one person.
207
00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,480
- Oh, no. No, you're right.
- Yeah.
208
00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:41,584
Which is why I'm only putting
99% of our faith in her, okay?
209
00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,410
Yeah. About that.
Um, Suraya... she, uh...
210
00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:47,250
Did she find my match already?
211
00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,834
Well, the truth is, we
haven't heard from her.
212
00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,459
Okay, well, I'll just
call her to check in.
213
00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,200
Okay, Marty, hold on.
214
00:08:55,220 --> 00:09:00,167
Look, um, the honest truth is, she quit.
215
00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,459
What? Why?
216
00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:03,560
I don't know.
217
00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,200
Probably something your mama said.
218
00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:07,980
You know her, you know how she is.
219
00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,240
Yeah, well, I'll never meet my girl.
220
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,300
What are you talking about?
221
00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:17,250
Of course you will.
222
00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:18,800
Dad, you don't get it.
223
00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:21,180
You met Mom when you
were in your early 20s.
224
00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,760
You don't know what it's like
to be my age and still dating.
225
00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:27,480
I'm tired of getting dressed
up and paying for dinners
226
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,417
for it all to go nowhere.
227
00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:31,660
Well, son, I told you before,
228
00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,417
you should start with coffee dates.
229
00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:34,660
Huh?
230
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,950
Look, Marty, you're gonna
meet someone, all right?
231
00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:40,334
You're an amazing dude.
232
00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:42,760
Oh, yeah? Then why am I still single,
233
00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:45,167
living with my brother,
next door to my parents?
234
00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,400
Damn.
235
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,160
That sounds like the
saddest blues song ever.
236
00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,830
Well, I'm gonna head home and
get under my weighted blanket
237
00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:57,750
so I know what it feels
like to be cuddled.
238
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,960
I was wrong.
239
00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,660
That sounded like the
saddest blues song ever.
240
00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,070
Oh.
241
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,380
Well, how did Marty take the news?
242
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,667
Not well. Thanks.
243
00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:17,080
I think we're gonna have
to fill in for Suraya.
244
00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:21,125
Otherwise, in a few days, Marty
might be married to a blanket.
245
00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:29,960
What about two weeks from Friday?
246
00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:31,760
Oh, we can't. We have
to meet our accountant.
247
00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:33,900
- Ugh.
- What about the Saturday after that?
248
00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,620
Grover's swim team awards ceremony.
249
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,601
Oh. Well, I guess we'll
just have to wait a month
250
00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:40,625
for our next date night.
251
00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,960
You know, I was really looking forward
252
00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,460
to spending some
one-on-one time with you.
253
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,950
I don't want to lose the
spice in our relationship.
254
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,280
Ugh. Me, either, but at this rate,
255
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:54,000
we're not gonna have a date night
till after Grover goes to college.
256
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:57,125
Or the military, 'cause
he's going somewhere.
257
00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:01,625
You know, maybe it's not
about planning alone time.
258
00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:03,541
Maybe it's about taking advantage
259
00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:05,500
of the moments that we do have together.
260
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,160
Maybe. Oh, can you grab some salsa?
261
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,950
Are you alone?
262
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,570
No, I'm with my husband.
263
00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:38,292
Dave, what are you doing?
264
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,531
Dave? Who is this Dave?
265
00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,709
I have never heard of any Dave.
266
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,620
My name is Se�or Victor Gonzalez.
267
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,480
And I am a spy who has
just met the hottest woman
268
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,334
that I have ever seen in my entire life.
269
00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,042
And I heard you are
looking for some spice.
270
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,410
You're so silly, Dave.
271
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,940
Dave? Again, I do not
know who this "Dave" is.
272
00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,200
You may call me Victor.
273
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,500
And you are?
274
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,120
I'm... Ginger.
275
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:23,625
I'm... Dr. Ginger Teagarten...
276
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,830
... a brilliant archeologist,
277
00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:31,840
who's only in town for one night
278
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:39,160
before flying off to Egypt
in search of the... lost ark.
279
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,780
Well, Dr. Teagarten, I need to make sure
280
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,875
that you are not stealing
government secrets.
281
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,040
Oh.
282
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:52,250
So I'm afraid I'm going to need
to, uh, strip-search you.
283
00:12:54,840 --> 00:13:02,792
But I only have 30 minutes before
I'm expected back at the... museum.
284
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,440
- This is not a problem, Dr. Teagarten.
- Oh?
285
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:08,750
That is 25 more minutes
than I will need.
286
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,417
Let's go.
287
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,450
I don't know why we're
feeding all these people
288
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:20,020
when the only woman that
matters is the one that I chose.
289
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:24,350
We had to make it look like a mixer,
so the women don't know
290
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,584
that they're here to compete
for a date with Marty.
291
00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:29,209
Um, and I think it's good that
he thinks he has lots of choices
292
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:31,959
before he realizes that my girl is best.
293
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,170
Right, 'cause I'm sure
what Marty's looking for
294
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,580
is a girl picked out by
his mama and daddy.
295
00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:41,640
Now, trust me, the lady I selected...
296
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:43,334
she gonna win, hands down.
297
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,792
Oh, you look sharp.
298
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:53,620
Oh, look at you, baby.
You look so extremely handsome,
299
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,940
except those eyebrows.
300
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,759
- I don't know what is going on there.
- Okay. All right.
301
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,209
- Let me just put them...
- Okay, come on. No, no, no.
302
00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:00,667
I'm just trying to hook him up.
303
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:02,280
- Okay.
- All right, son,
304
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,500
there's plenty of women here.
305
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,120
- All right, look around.
- Yeah. Okay.
306
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:06,640
And then you make your choice.
307
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:08,000
- Okay.
- Starting with that one.
308
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,100
All right, I'm going in.
309
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,709
- Wish me luck.
- Oh, yeah.
310
00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:17,240
Tippy toe.
311
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:21,920
I mean, they keep winning, but
they're not gaining any ground.
312
00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:26,220
I mean, the team is hitting,
but the problem is the bullpen.
313
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,160
And they need to sit Jansen.
314
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:29,792
His ERA is like a zip code.
315
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,542
I-I have no idea what any of that means.
316
00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:37,160
Give her a chance, son, all right?
317
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,417
She has season tickets to the Dodgers.
318
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:45,584
Well, Lindsey, I do hope they get
those bulls back in their pen.
319
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,920
That was...
320
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,020
All right. You look a little thirsty.
321
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,209
There's a nice girl over
by the punch bowl.
322
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:53,990
Oh, actually, is there
some coconut water?
323
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
Just go!
324
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:59,910
So, "Pasadena's only musical baker."
325
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,250
What does that even mean?
326
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,875
- Well, let me show you.
- Oh, okay.
327
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,580
? I add flour and butter
and sprinkle sugar on top ?
328
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:11,120
? Zing goes the oven in
my karaoke cake shop. ?
329
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,160
Yeah.
330
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,000
- Marty, meet Ariel.
- Oh, it's the bachelor.
331
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,420
Well, I got to admit, she is pretty.
332
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,860
She all right.
333
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,840
Ooh, here's the bachelor!
334
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,500
Dope or nope?
335
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,920
What do you think, Ariel Nation?
336
00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,510
Leave your comments below.
337
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:34,740
Girl, who are you talking to?
338
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,830
My 200,000 followers.
339
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,500
Yes. Ariel is an influencer, Okay?
340
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,000
Yeah.
341
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,380
She's also a thrill seeker.
342
00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:50,750
She's bungee jumping
Yosemite Falls next week.
343
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,792
Ah. You should come!
344
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,042
Girl, I would love to.
345
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:57,200
I mean, uh, you-you should go.
346
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,625
Y-Yeah, 'cause that's how this works.
347
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:03,923
Uh, uh, well,
348
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,875
my two biggest fears are heights
and drowning, so no thanks.
349
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:11,380
Oh. Uh, adventure sports are
a really big part of my life.
350
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,220
Yeah, well, you know, I look
both ways on a one-way street.
351
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:17,084
Well, it was nice meeting you.
352
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,690
What? Uh...
353
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:24,209
Well, I think Ariel is great,
okay? I would pick her.
354
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:26,292
I mean, he should pick her, okay?
355
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,375
I'm-a go talk to him. Marty?
356
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,580
Marty?
357
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,167
Well, did he leave?
358
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:35,320
People keep leaving
without saying "goodbye."
359
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,871
It's rude.
360
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,760
I'm starting to think
it's a societal issue.
361
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,260
Grover is finally asleep.
362
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,792
Honey, today you have
shown me two things.
363
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,880
We'll never lose our spice
364
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:53,334
because you keep things interesting.
365
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:57,180
And the backseat of our Prius
is way bigger than I thought.
366
00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:00,960
See? Aren't you glad we sprung
for the leather seats?
367
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,292
Mm-hmm.
368
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:06,875
Well, if you ever bump
into Victor Gonzales again,
369
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:12,500
tell him he has an open invite
to visit Dr. Ginger in Luxor.
370
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,660
Really?
371
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:16,167
Mm-hmm.
372
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,209
- I'll let him know.
- Good.
373
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:23,000
Buenas noches, se�orita.
374
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:26,440
- It is I, Victor Gonzalez.
- Mm.
375
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:29,060
I have traveled a great distance,
376
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,500
but I'm afraid I must
strip-search you again.
377
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,080
Again?
378
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,750
Well, if you must, se�or.
379
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,103
Ooh, I must, Dr. Ginger.
380
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:41,520
You see, you might be
smuggling contraband.
381
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:42,800
Oh.
382
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,159
- Mom? Dad?
- Mm.
383
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,709
Yeah.
384
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:49,667
I can't sleep. Can I watch some TV?
385
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:51,139
Of course you can, but...
386
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,792
Come on, buddy.
Of course. Come sit down.
387
00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,540
All right.
388
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,160
So, uh, who's Dr. Ginger?
389
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:11,440
Marty, what are you doing out here?
390
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,120
Mama, I don't have anything in
common with any of those girls.
391
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,740
Baby, we're sorry.
392
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,292
We just wanted to help
you find a great match.
393
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,600
Yeah, well, you did.
394
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,875
We did? Which one?
395
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,959
No, I meant, you found the
perfect matches for yourselves.
396
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,480
Lindsey is into the Dodgers, like Dad.
397
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,375
And Denise is into singing
and baking, like Mom.
398
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:39,060
And Ariel is really into Malcolm.
399
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,080
You know,
400
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,220
baby, you're right. We were too focused
401
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,959
on looking for the
qualities that we like.
402
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,542
Yeah. Instead of those
that appeal to you.
403
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:54,600
Yeah, well, on the bright side,
404
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,540
you did help me figure
out what I don't want.
405
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,580
You know, sure, it would be nice
to take someone to my reunion,
406
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:04,520
but after tonight, I realize...
407
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,950
I want what you two have.
408
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,316
And instead of rushing it, I'm...
409
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:13,584
I'm willing to wait until
I find the right girl.
410
00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:16,980
Well, you do that, you know,
because I get it now, you know?
411
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,160
These little heifers out
here are something else.
412
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,320
- Ah.
- Yeah.
413
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:26,620
But what I do know... when
that special someone finds you,
414
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,250
she is going to be a very lucky woman.
415
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,625
Well, I can't wait to meet her.
416
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:35,200
Don't worry, son. She's out there.
417
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:36,500
Just not in that car.
418
00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:50,980
Hmm.
419
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,292
Uh... pardon me.
420
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:59,240
You are one of the most attractive women
421
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,959
that I have ever seen in my entire life.
422
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,910
Do I know you?
423
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,960
You do not.
424
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,750
But your mother's gonna love me.
425
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,489
Well, thank you, but
I've got to get to court.
426
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,959
I've got a big case to try.
427
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,480
Wow. Uh, wicked.
428
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,417
- You're a lawyer?
- Mm.
429
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,200
'Cause I got a record.
430
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:28,375
Okay, Dave, this isn't working
for me. Go back to Victor.
431
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:29,860
Okay, all right, um...
432
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:38,800
Buenas noches, se�orita.
433
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,870
Victor Gonzalez never
strays too far away.
434
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,080
Mm.
435
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,250
- I will see you in the car.
- Okay.
436
00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:50,780
Ooh. Un momento.
437
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,739
- Dave, eggs aren't sexy.
- No, I know. We're out.
438
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,880
- I need them for the morning.
- Oh.
439
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:02,890
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
32327
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof