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PHONE RINGS
You know the Kray twins?
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Who would you back in
a fight, Gaz, Reggie or Ronnie?
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Ooh. Fists or weapons?
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Fists.
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Is Ronnie on or off his meds?
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Oh, erm, he's on.
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HE FARTS
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God, has someone died?
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No, but it's early.
You the new sprog?
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The what? Told you, didn't I?
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Hello, love. It's Miss Gill, right?
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Yeah. Told him what?
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Why would you want to be
a prison officer?
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Cos I'm really good at
shutting up dickheads.
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Jackie Stokes. That's Gary,
Ali, and Don. Welcome to Hell.
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All right?
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Fantastic. Here, this means we can
unlock, now, Jax, right?
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Yeah, hopefully, yeah.
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We haven't had enough staff to let
the lads out the last few days.
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Right, but I were told to come in
early
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to get an induction from
the Supervising Officer?
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It won't go under, Michael.
It will, Miss.
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Well, it might have if you hadn't
stuck the pages together.
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That weren't me. It's rented.
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If you could just give it
a nudge... It's contraband.
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Oh, haven't you got more important
things to do, Miss Henry?
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I'd have to go Ron. He was
heavier.
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Yeah, but Reg was cleverer.
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Yeah, but Ron was madder,
even when he was medicated,
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and neither of them
were that bastard bright
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or they wouldn't have died in
prison.
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Nothing that can't wait.
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We gonna get out today, Miss?
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I hope so.
Can you pass us some tissue?
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I'm not touching it without gloves.
Hey. You sound like my wife.
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What have we got here?
Here. Look lively.
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Right, quick, sprog, pick a
number between one and 20.
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Why? Quick. 10? Morning, Boss.
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OK? Yeah, that chap we're
having overnight... Dolby?
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Yeah, he's gonna be late,
van got lost.
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Oh, erm...
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I'm Rose. Gill. New probationer.
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Are you chewing gum? No.
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Which could be used to make
a key or block a lock?
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I mean, I know training's short...
Yeah, look, honest I was...
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Men have been behind their doors
for two days, we need to unlock.
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I know, but... Did leave your phone
in your locker, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Right. Come on, Swiss.
Feeding time at the zoo.
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OFFICE PHONE RINGS
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Unlock Ones and Twos.
We'll get to all of you,
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so there's no need for banging.
Cue banging.
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PRISONERS START BANGING
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Does get a bit lively when they
haven't been out for a while.
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It's OK to be scared, yeah?
I'm not scared.
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Sprog. Yeah, always know where
the alarms are.
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So start off there, OK?
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Sorry, Miss.
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PRISONERS SHOUT
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Morning.
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All right, lads,
there's no need to run.
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Morning, Michael.
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Put some trousers on!
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Yeah. All right, all right.
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You, you, then you.
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Miss Henry?
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Governor Cahill?
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Oh, I won't. You've got a transfer
arriving on an overnight stay?
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Van's late, but yes.
Dolby, we're babysitting.
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Well, let's make sure he's
looked after, please.
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Any enemies that we know of?
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Oh, I know, there's a smell.
Call the Works Department.
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Yeah, I have, but...
Yeah, will do.
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Oh, and Mr Ray will visit later.
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Mr...?
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Simon Ray. New Governor Grade
overseeing staffing,
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including the Custodial
Manager post,
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so he's keen to see how
C Wing is running.
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You'll like him, Leigh.
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And he needs to like you.
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Hard man! You talking to me?
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Aye, always talking shit to anybody.
I'll chop you in half there.
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Oi! You two! Pack it in!
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Hey, hey! We only just got out, man.
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We only just got out. Give it a
rest!
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We only just got out, man.
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Was that the Number 1?
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We need to run the model wing
today, Jax.
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All right.
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Miss Stokes? Just give us a minute,
love, all right?
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PRISONER WOLF-WHISTLES
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LAUGHTER
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HE YELLS
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KLAXON BLARES
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What the fuck is that, Yogi?
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Oh, has it always been that shape?
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Hey, hey! Calm down. Do not resist.
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Everyone, back in your cells.
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Lock down the ones and twos.
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Look at her.
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I mean I'm all for equality - well,
actually, that's bollocks, I'm not -
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what's she gonna do when it
kicks off?
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Like, they're putting us all at
risk
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for the sake of political
correctness.
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This used to be a man's job
for a reason.
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You used to have to go to
the gym every day for a reason.
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What number did you pick, Sprog?
Erm, ten, but I don't know why.
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You had 18. What was Swiss?
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Six. Jax had 19...
What were it for? And why "Swiss"?
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It's a bet, you know, how many
minutes before it all kicked off.
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Before the alarm, actually.
Anyone back 'em to make it past 20?
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Me. Easy to be cynical.
Oh, I didn't know what...
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Prisons aren't full of bad people,
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they're full of people who've done
bad things.
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Keep Yogi behind his door for now.
Any idea what it was over, Boss?
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They both do Thursday Home Ec.
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Yogi says he saw Minto taking
the piss
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out of his lemon drizzle cake
through the window during bang-up.
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One landing at a time, yeah?
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We're unlocking again?
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You got something better to do?
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No, but when do I get my induction?
What do you wanna know?
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Well, I don't know
what I don't know, so...
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It's Cat B prison, four main wings
holding a thousand adult males.
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C Wing takes prisoners
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doing anything from a three weeks
to five years,
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plus those nobody else wants. OK?
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I could have got all that on
the internet.
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Exactly, you'll be able to get the
whole qualification there soon.
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Could you re-read PSO 1600
while you're online?
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Once you've drawn your baton,
you've already lost.
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Do you know what? I'm thinking of
getting me a bit of a heroin habit.
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You know, shift a few pounds for
the beach?
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I've been in the job 20 years,
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what does Governor Ray
think he'll see
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that isn't in my record? Your tits?
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Look, all you can do is show him
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you're the best masochist
for the job,
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which you know you are.
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So did you end up, er,
stopping over again last night?
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Well, by the time I'd written up
the ACCTS...
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Yeah, no, I get it. But, you know,
if they ever catch you...
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Who's gonna catch me? I'm in charge,
for now.
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You know what'll happen if I don't
get Custodial Manager, Jax. I'm out.
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They can get two gum-chewing robots
for one pain-in-the-arse like me.
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Look, fuck that. Right?
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We make today as dull as my sex life
and then tonight,
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you and me finally have that drink
to celebrate, eh?
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Thank you.
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Good morning, Mr Dolby
and Mr Bilal.
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I'm SO Henry
and this is Miss Stokes.
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Everyone on C Wing starts with
a clean slate.
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I don't care what you did out there,
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only what you do in here.
You behave and you'll be fine.
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Fuck about, and we'll be all over
you like scabies.
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So, my advice... Keep it.
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Fine.
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So I'm not talking about
the prison years,
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I'm talking about when they actually
ran the East End and that.
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Are you left-handed?
Are you trying to put me off?
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No, cos, erm, left-handers die
about three years earlier
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than right-handers, you know.
That's a true fact.
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So how long have
you got left now, then?
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What, in hours or in minutes?
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Hey, do you know what I've missed
the most?
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Shot!
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What's up?
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Are you OK?
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Do I know you, Miss? No.
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What's your first name?
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You're thinking of someone else...
Where are you from?
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She said you're wrong,
fella, so jog on.
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Never tell 'em anything
about yourself.
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Especially not this parasite.
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Mr Campbell. Miss...?
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You already know her name, Google.
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Cloudy today, Miss Gill. 60% chance
of rain after tea.
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Prick's obsessed with
the weather, never goes outside.
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You got a boyfriend? Mr Campbell?
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Boss wants you, Sprog.
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This is Miss... Gill.
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Miss Gill, she'll be your
Key Worker.
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I haven't had Key Worker training.
Well, you learn by doing.
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Right, but I'm actually supposed
to be shadowing someone.
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OK.
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Come on.
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Will I get a single, Miss?
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I can't share, cos I'm
claustrophobic. You're in prison.
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Fucking nightmare, innit, Miss?
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Mr Shah, no kick-offs or fuck-ups
today, OK? OK, boss. OK? OK.
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"Yes. Yes, boss."
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We've got a visitor coming
and he might want a tour,
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so get all the cleaners at it,
extra wombles out here.
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Oh, and I don't want to see any
zombies off their heads on spice.
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What, ever? No, not...
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Well, yes, preferably,
but especially not today.
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Who's coming?
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Works Department.
"Persistent foul odour."
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That'll be the Albanians.
Perfect timing. Follow me.
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What are you after?
Looking for a single.
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Oh, could be your lucky day.
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Don't tell me - the ring is
to stop women bothering you.
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What about 82 on the threes?
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No. I can sense you're about to ask
why
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and if you start asking that,
you're fucked.
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Miss Henry says 82 is out of action,
so...
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What, we can't question her?
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Well, if you want,
but only cons get answers.
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Now, you could try it on with her.
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We used to think she was a bit of a
crack-snacker.
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Now we reckon she's
a nun or something,
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living in the community.
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She don't talk about anything else
but work.
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Who's the cell for?
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New remand is claustrophobic.
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Is he fuck. He's after a single.
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Listen, Sprog. You've got
the whole wing sizing you up,
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trying to work out whether
you're gonna be a hard bitch
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or a soft touch
and whether they can turn you.
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How do you think most of the drugs,
tech, takeaways get in here?
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Is it... chucked over the wall?
Officers.
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And you'd best decide which sort
you're gonna be,
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because if you give this lot an
inch, they won't just take a mile,
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they'll take you halfway round
the fucking world
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and you'll be finished
before you've even started.
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Can I have a word, Boss? Do I look
like a mental health nurse?
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Trust no one.
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Including you? Better.
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Stick him in with one of
the benefit frau...
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Sorry, sorry, asylum seekers.
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And remember, they put themselves
behind these doors.
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Miss?
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I fucked up my menu sheet, Miss.
I meant to order chicken
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but I ticked vegetarian by accident.
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I won't eat it, and canteen's not
until Friday.
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Will you have a word
with the kitchen for me, please?
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Name's Caplan. Erm, no. Sorry.
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Mr Bilal, come with me please.
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You have got to dress properly on
the landing.
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Go back to your cell and change.
241
00:16:29,803 --> 00:16:31,963
Who's the new man?
242
00:16:32,003 --> 00:16:35,643
That depends.
Have you got any coffee?
243
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:37,323
You can have whatever's left.
244
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,363
Familiar, is he?
Was you in the army?
245
00:16:42,563 --> 00:16:44,443
Name's Dolby.
246
00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:48,603
He's here from a C Cat on
a lie-down for his mum's funeral.
247
00:16:50,203 --> 00:16:52,723
Can't cope on the out, can they,
248
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:55,283
no one telling 'em when to have
a shit or get a haircut.
249
00:16:55,323 --> 00:16:58,723
Most of 'em say they felt safer
in Iraq than they do in here.
250
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:13,843
We've got shit. Well, keep looking.
251
00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:16,523
Miss Henry, can I talk to you?
No, we've got shit.
252
00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:21,723
It's not human or rodent,
beyond that.
253
00:17:21,763 --> 00:17:26,363
Well, I should report this.
Have you been cleaning properly?
254
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,323
Why did he say "told you"
when I came in the office?
255
00:17:39,363 --> 00:17:40,763
Oh. Yeah, cos he said
256
00:17:40,803 --> 00:17:44,603
the new probationer would be a
girl... woman, you know
257
00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:46,763
and you make it 50-50
if you stay... If I stay?
258
00:17:46,803 --> 00:17:49,643
Yeah, cos half of all new recruits
leave in the first two years.
259
00:17:49,683 --> 00:17:52,043
That's a true fact.
260
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,603
Most do this for their CV,
261
00:17:53,643 --> 00:17:57,403
then apply for the police for better
pay.
262
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,643
Erm, why are you doing it?
263
00:17:58,683 --> 00:18:02,043
Just making my way through
the Shit Jobs List -
264
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,683
call centre, phone shop,
estate agents.
265
00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:07,443
Every single one of them's
got a cock like him.
266
00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:12,523
Gaz is all right. You know,
he's got your back.
267
00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:14,363
I bet he's the sort of bloke
268
00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:16,763
that wears the collar up
on his polos, in't he?
269
00:18:16,803 --> 00:18:20,563
He is, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I do that.
270
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,443
Is that your real watch? Yeah.
271
00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:30,083
Yeah, you need to get yourself
a proper one, you know,
272
00:18:30,123 --> 00:18:32,643
cos prison's like Vegas, you know,
there's no clocks.
273
00:18:32,683 --> 00:18:33,683
Right.
274
00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:39,363
Is that why the SO hates me,
because she thinks I won't stay?
275
00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:41,523
Could be anything, to be honest.
276
00:18:41,563 --> 00:18:44,923
I mean, no one really knows
Miss Henry, you know.
277
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:47,043
People say that she prefers
the prisoners to us
278
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:50,763
but to be fair, you know, a lot of
these guys are all right,
279
00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:52,883
although I'm into true crime
and that, so...
280
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,083
Is that why you're here?
281
00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:56,283
Plus there's hardly any training,
282
00:18:56,323 --> 00:18:59,483
you don't need qualifications and...
exciting, innit?
283
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:00,883
MUFFLED TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT
284
00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:05,803
Does anyone understand that?
Yeah, it's time for roll-count.
285
00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:08,283
Right. Skanky minger.
286
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,083
What did you say?
287
00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:11,883
Skanky minger.
288
00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:14,763
Right, you can be my first nicking.
How do I nick him?
289
00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:17,243
You don't. He's new in,
probably don't speak English.
290
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:20,003
They'll have just told him what
to say and lied about what it means.
291
00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:22,923
Just don't let them see that you're
rattled. I'm not fucking rattled.
292
00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:24,363
Go on, then.
293
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:29,323
Here, someone's burgled my
toilet seat.
294
00:19:29,363 --> 00:19:33,243
Oh, fella. How are you burning that
without a lighter?
295
00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:37,723
Hey, I'm the victim here.
Registered disabled.
296
00:19:37,763 --> 00:19:42,203
Right, come on, let's go. Boss?
Listen, I'm coming back, OK?
297
00:19:42,243 --> 00:19:45,083
Yeah, but boss, I need... Deep
breath. That's it, hold on there.
298
00:19:45,123 --> 00:19:47,883
Miss Gill? Can I have a word,
please?
299
00:19:47,923 --> 00:19:49,763
MAN WHEEZES
300
00:19:50,963 --> 00:19:54,323
All right, love. Doing well. Better?
That's it. All right.
301
00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:59,923
He's claustrophobic. Did you check
his Cell Sharing Risk Assessment?
302
00:19:59,963 --> 00:20:03,603
You trust them till they give you
cause not to, all right?
303
00:20:03,643 --> 00:20:06,403
Now, find him a single
before I fucking report you. Go.
304
00:20:11,323 --> 00:20:12,603
Pest Control, yes.
305
00:20:13,763 --> 00:20:17,003
Well, no, I need someone now.
I'll wait.
306
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:18,043
KNOCKING AT DOOR
307
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:23,523
Google's loo seat got jacked.
Is works still about?
308
00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:25,003
C Wing, yes. It is urgent.
309
00:20:27,003 --> 00:20:29,523
Did you say loo seat?
310
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,523
I know.
Why would anyone nick a loo seat?
311
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,963
Spin the wing. What?
312
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:36,283
Spin them. Now.
313
00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:56,123
No-one steals a toilet seat,
314
00:20:56,163 --> 00:21:00,403
unless they need to make a weapon
fast. Someone is desperate.
315
00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:02,643
Yeah, you, to get this job
so you can stay here.
316
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:04,843
Let's just focus on finding
the thing, all right,
317
00:21:04,883 --> 00:21:07,043
so this Ray bloke don't turn up
to a stabbing,
318
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,523
we can go back to mothering
the fuckers tomorrow.
319
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:15,243
No posters on the outside walls.
320
00:21:15,283 --> 00:21:18,363
Why do the shit jobs pay
the shittest
321
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,443
and the best jobs
pay the best, Swiss?
322
00:21:20,483 --> 00:21:24,843
Turn around, please.
Top half back on, bottom half off.
323
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,283
Oh, come on, Boss.
324
00:21:26,323 --> 00:21:28,243
You are allowed one kettle.
325
00:21:28,283 --> 00:21:32,123
What am I meant to cook in?
The same one I make coffee with?
326
00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:35,523
Boss? I'm sorry, your call is
important to us
327
00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:39,083
but all of our operators are busy
dealing with other customers.
328
00:21:46,323 --> 00:21:49,003
Oh, yes!
329
00:21:51,163 --> 00:21:52,643
Miss Gill, come on.
330
00:21:52,683 --> 00:21:54,163
What are you doing?
331
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,603
All right, on your feet, Caplan.
Come on, you know the drill.
332
00:22:11,803 --> 00:22:13,003
Fantastic.
333
00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:19,483
You never finished saying what
you've missed most. Carpets.
334
00:22:34,403 --> 00:22:37,083
It's the ones that you don't find
that you need to worry about.
335
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,283
This is fuck-all like Vegas.
336
00:22:40,723 --> 00:22:44,643
Really, Childs? Miss Henry...
Boss.
337
00:22:44,683 --> 00:22:47,443
We found an empty cell
on the search. Where?
338
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:49,883
67 on the Twos, but the board said
it's empty for painting.
339
00:22:49,923 --> 00:22:52,563
Yeah. Wing painter's job never got
filled, we ran out of paint.
340
00:22:52,603 --> 00:22:55,203
If I give it a clean,
can I put Bilal in there?
341
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:59,203
We've got a zombie. Caplan,
again, completely fraggled.
342
00:22:59,243 --> 00:23:00,683
Isn't he already in debt?
343
00:23:00,723 --> 00:23:03,883
Word is, he had extra portions
of chicken to sell for spice.
344
00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:05,763
They sell their food?
Yeah. Fish is the money
345
00:23:05,803 --> 00:23:07,323
but everything's worth something.
346
00:23:07,363 --> 00:23:10,203
Except those little brown biscuits,
bourbons, no one likes them.
347
00:23:10,243 --> 00:23:13,403
Where'd he get extra chicken from?
Today of all days.
348
00:23:13,443 --> 00:23:14,443
It were me.
349
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:21,843
I didn't believe Bilal
and I were wrong,
350
00:23:21,883 --> 00:23:26,763
so I trusted Caplan and I called the
kitchen. Look, I'm sorry.
351
00:23:26,803 --> 00:23:29,523
I'm really sorry. It's just, there's
so much to take in
352
00:23:29,563 --> 00:23:32,683
and it never ends and it's the
longest I've been away from my phone
353
00:23:32,723 --> 00:23:33,723
since I was, like, ten.
354
00:23:35,403 --> 00:23:37,283
Sort Bilal, now.
355
00:23:37,323 --> 00:23:40,563
Put him in that single.
And stay out of my sight.
356
00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:45,443
What do you want done with Caplan?
357
00:23:45,483 --> 00:23:46,883
And Childs.
358
00:23:46,923 --> 00:23:48,363
Hide him.
359
00:23:48,403 --> 00:23:52,283
Where? Anywhere, just keep him out
of the way till bang-up.
360
00:23:52,323 --> 00:23:54,883
I'll handle Childs. Roll-count.
361
00:23:54,923 --> 00:23:56,443
Fucking hell.
362
00:24:00,203 --> 00:24:06,043
One month left on a three-stretch,
you've never been any trouble,
363
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:08,563
so I have to ask myself,
what could make Steven Childs
364
00:24:08,603 --> 00:24:10,603
need a weapon in such a hurry
that he'd do this?
365
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:19,763
All I can come up with is,
366
00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:23,403
I can't be the only one who knows
about Dolby.
367
00:24:28,763 --> 00:24:31,523
You're from Hull.
Dolby taught swimming in Hull.
368
00:24:31,563 --> 00:24:33,643
His name's not fucking Dolby.
369
00:24:37,963 --> 00:24:39,203
It's Coleman.
370
00:24:39,243 --> 00:24:43,083
I haven't seen him since I was 11.
371
00:24:43,123 --> 00:24:46,563
I knew him straight away,
372
00:24:46,603 --> 00:24:48,123
smelt him.
373
00:24:49,603 --> 00:24:52,043
He can change his name
and he can run off to the army
374
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:54,523
but he can't change what he is,
or what he did.
375
00:24:56,003 --> 00:24:57,243
Did you know?
376
00:24:57,283 --> 00:25:00,723
That his past had
caught up with him?
377
00:25:06,283 --> 00:25:08,203
Did they give him a new name?
378
00:25:09,643 --> 00:25:12,443
Only a tiny number
of offenders get new identities.
379
00:25:14,363 --> 00:25:19,083
You know, I'm in here because
of what he did
380
00:25:19,123 --> 00:25:20,883
as much as he is.
381
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,003
Fucking swimming.
382
00:25:25,043 --> 00:25:28,563
Shall I, shall I tell you what he
really taught me
383
00:25:28,603 --> 00:25:31,043
about power and trust? If you like.
384
00:25:32,643 --> 00:25:35,083
Have you ever talked about what
happened to you?
385
00:25:35,123 --> 00:25:36,163
I don't need to talk.
386
00:25:37,563 --> 00:25:40,243
I'm not going to punish you,
you're so close to release, but...
387
00:25:40,283 --> 00:25:41,763
But I weren't gonna hurt him.
388
00:25:41,803 --> 00:25:44,083
You need to stay behind your door
until he leaves us.
389
00:25:44,123 --> 00:25:45,843
No, I know, I know what I need.
390
00:25:45,883 --> 00:25:48,803
I need five minutes on my own with
him.
391
00:25:48,843 --> 00:25:51,043
Well, no, I was only gonna use that
to threaten him.
392
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,243
I swear to you. I swear to you!
Please, Miss Henry.
393
00:25:53,283 --> 00:25:57,203
All right. If you'd asked me any
other day, then maybe.
394
00:25:57,243 --> 00:25:59,683
But I can't, Steven. I just can't.
395
00:25:59,723 --> 00:26:02,163
Yeah, but you can trust me.
396
00:26:02,203 --> 00:26:05,843
No. It's not personal,
I just can't today.
397
00:26:25,643 --> 00:26:27,483
Oh!
SHE COUGHS
398
00:26:27,523 --> 00:26:30,763
Oh, jeez.
399
00:26:51,003 --> 00:26:52,843
Oh, my God!
400
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:57,163
What? You OK? Look in there.
401
00:26:57,203 --> 00:26:59,403
Ugh!
402
00:27:04,283 --> 00:27:06,603
What the fuck?
403
00:27:06,643 --> 00:27:07,723
I hate toads.
404
00:27:07,763 --> 00:27:10,563
It's not a toad.
It's an African bullfrog.
405
00:27:10,603 --> 00:27:14,643
Little fucker stinks. This whole
cell's gonna need fumigating.
406
00:27:17,043 --> 00:27:19,403
Where am I going to put Bilal?
You all right, mate?
407
00:27:31,923 --> 00:27:33,963
Go on.
408
00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:40,163
PRISONERS CHAT
409
00:27:40,203 --> 00:27:41,883
The only thing he could use
to keep afloat
410
00:27:41,923 --> 00:27:43,003
was the biggest package,
411
00:27:43,043 --> 00:27:45,843
so he's had to hang on to
a shit-ton of brown
412
00:27:45,883 --> 00:27:47,843
till the feds came and rescued him!
413
00:27:50,563 --> 00:27:52,403
Hey. You ever drink in The Crown?
414
00:27:52,443 --> 00:27:55,043
You don't fucking know me, OK?
415
00:27:56,843 --> 00:28:00,203
Are you coming in or going out?
Pick one and fucking move.
416
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,683
All right, come.
417
00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,843
Go! Miss Gill.
418
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:07,643
We talk to the men on this wing
with respect.
419
00:28:07,683 --> 00:28:09,763
Why, because we're outnumbered?
420
00:28:09,803 --> 00:28:14,803
Because they've already been judged,
that's not your job. What is?
421
00:28:14,843 --> 00:28:17,123
You've given me no help.
Mr Ray?
422
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,723
Anywhere more private?
423
00:28:33,683 --> 00:28:34,803
HE SHOUTS
424
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,523
I was eight when you started here.
425
00:28:56,563 --> 00:29:01,363
Oh. I've probably spent more
of my life in prison...
426
00:29:04,683 --> 00:29:06,043
..er, than outside.
427
00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:14,043
You're in a somewhat
tricky position, aren't you,
428
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:19,483
given the vacant CM role effectively
makes your current one redundant.
429
00:29:19,523 --> 00:29:24,803
So if you don't get the job...
430
00:29:24,843 --> 00:29:27,563
Has a decision been made?
431
00:29:27,603 --> 00:29:31,603
Well, that's why I'm here.
Oh, no, not to deliver it.
432
00:29:31,643 --> 00:29:35,123
Sorry - today I simply wanted
to put a face to the name,
433
00:29:35,163 --> 00:29:37,843
given that the job appears
to be yours to lose.
434
00:29:37,883 --> 00:29:40,803
You seem to be running
a pretty tight ship.
435
00:29:43,563 --> 00:29:45,323
One thing.
436
00:29:45,363 --> 00:29:47,403
On your application to join
the service,
437
00:29:47,443 --> 00:29:51,283
in the background section
you've listed Father as Unknown
438
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,883
and Mother, Ruth Henry, Deceased.
439
00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:59,483
But... I can't find
a birth certificate.
440
00:30:00,443 --> 00:30:03,323
Oh, maybe it got lost?
441
00:30:03,363 --> 00:30:04,843
I'll need a replacement copy
442
00:30:04,883 --> 00:30:07,043
in order to confirm your
appointment,
443
00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:08,643
vetting requirements etc.
444
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:10,403
Of course, yeah.
445
00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:13,803
Good. Soon as you like.
446
00:30:13,843 --> 00:30:15,523
I'm not entirely sure where...
447
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:18,363
Between us, there are those who'd
prefer
448
00:30:18,403 --> 00:30:23,403
the more experienced staff to make
way now for a new generation.
449
00:30:23,443 --> 00:30:27,483
Oh, what's needed are new ideas,
not new people...
450
00:30:27,523 --> 00:30:32,043
As Custodial Manager, I'll finally
be able to make some changes,
451
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:35,163
rather than just make it through
the day.
452
00:30:35,203 --> 00:30:36,643
Let's hope it works out.
453
00:30:36,683 --> 00:30:39,523
Great to meet you, Leigh.
454
00:30:59,643 --> 00:31:01,603
Miss.
455
00:31:14,403 --> 00:31:19,043
I can't open me locker, Miss.
They ain't give me no key.
456
00:31:26,523 --> 00:31:29,123
Charlie wasn't even in the Firm.
It's out of Reg and Ron.
457
00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:30,243
Where's Miss Gill?
458
00:31:30,283 --> 00:31:34,483
Er, I only just got back from
praying about a minute ago.
459
00:31:48,403 --> 00:31:49,923
Just give me a second, all right?
460
00:31:49,963 --> 00:31:52,323
Miss Gill. Have you seen her? No.
461
00:31:52,363 --> 00:31:54,123
What's up?
462
00:32:02,283 --> 00:32:04,243
Look, forget about
Rose bloody Gill.
463
00:32:04,283 --> 00:32:09,483
Tell me about Governor Ray.
Right, what exactly did he say?
464
00:32:09,523 --> 00:32:12,363
He's not made a decision yet.
Apparently, the job's mine to lose.
465
00:32:12,403 --> 00:32:15,883
OK, that's good. "Yours to lose",
I mean, that's fucking good, right?
466
00:32:15,923 --> 00:32:17,683
Now, if this ain't cause
467
00:32:17,723 --> 00:32:21,283
to finally get you out on the lady
petrol, I don't know what is.
468
00:32:21,323 --> 00:32:24,283
I can't now, I need to go home.
Right, let's do that.
469
00:32:24,323 --> 00:32:26,923
I've only waited seven years for
an invite round your gaff, so...
470
00:32:26,963 --> 00:32:29,883
No, the kitchen still isn't
finished and...
471
00:32:29,923 --> 00:32:32,283
Oh, will you fucking cheer up?
472
00:32:32,323 --> 00:32:34,963
Look, all this Ray has done is let
you know he's watching,
473
00:32:35,003 --> 00:32:39,483
so all we have to do is run the wing
exactly like we have today.
474
00:32:39,523 --> 00:32:42,683
I'm not doing this job for him.
475
00:32:42,723 --> 00:32:44,883
I forgot that today.
476
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,003
DOOR OPENS
477
00:33:27,443 --> 00:33:30,243
Follow me.
478
00:33:30,283 --> 00:33:31,283
Where to?
479
00:33:31,323 --> 00:33:35,603
Shower. I don't need a shower.
Yes, you do.
480
00:34:39,163 --> 00:34:41,283
What are you looking at?
481
00:34:41,323 --> 00:34:44,883
You used to watch us in
the shower, Mr Coleman.
482
00:34:52,483 --> 00:34:55,163
You're trying to remember me.
But you don't, do you?
483
00:34:55,203 --> 00:34:58,283
The Chief Screw's out there.
484
00:34:58,323 --> 00:35:00,523
You, you said
that I was your favourite,
485
00:35:00,563 --> 00:35:03,003
but you don't even...
486
00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:14,003
How can you not remember,
when to me, you...
487
00:35:17,843 --> 00:35:19,083
What do you want?
488
00:35:24,883 --> 00:35:28,203
I didn't tell anyone.
489
00:35:29,283 --> 00:35:30,643
Not even my dad.
490
00:35:33,203 --> 00:35:37,363
Then when I where 18,
I made myself tell him.
491
00:35:39,323 --> 00:35:41,563
He wouldn't believe me.
492
00:35:45,603 --> 00:35:47,603
He's never looked at me
the same way again.
493
00:35:49,723 --> 00:35:51,363
I said, what do you want?
494
00:35:51,403 --> 00:35:53,683
For you to admit that it happened.
495
00:36:15,563 --> 00:36:17,723
Of course I remember you, Steven.
496
00:36:58,083 --> 00:36:59,883
Out you come now, please.
497
00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:13,043
So, what did he want from you?
498
00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,963
Just wanted to know
if I remembered him.
499
00:37:15,003 --> 00:37:16,523
And?
500
00:37:20,163 --> 00:37:21,883
Said I did, though.
501
00:37:21,923 --> 00:37:24,923
And a deal's a deal, right?
502
00:37:24,963 --> 00:37:27,803
So when do I get my biscuits?
Later.
503
00:37:27,843 --> 00:37:29,923
Need some assistance down here now!
504
00:37:31,243 --> 00:37:33,523
And I don't want fucking Bourbons!
505
00:37:33,563 --> 00:37:36,083
Clear the landings.
Behind your doors!
506
00:37:38,643 --> 00:37:41,683
Ignore them, OK, keep looking at me.
Keep looking at me.
507
00:37:41,723 --> 00:37:44,243
Are you OK? Yeah, we're fine, we're
all fine, aren't we?
508
00:37:44,283 --> 00:37:46,683
I'm not fucking fine. Shut up.
What is it? What's up, mate?
509
00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:49,723
It's too late. You're too late.
What do you mean?
510
00:37:49,763 --> 00:37:53,483
I asked you all. Every one of yous.
Asked us what?
511
00:37:53,523 --> 00:37:55,723
Yeah. Now you listen.
Now it's too late.
512
00:37:55,763 --> 00:37:58,883
I'm sorry if you haven't been
listened to, but we're here now. No!
513
00:37:58,923 --> 00:38:00,723
You didn't ask me.
514
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:06,763
You didn't ask me.
515
00:38:07,843 --> 00:38:09,523
Just give us a chance, eh?
516
00:38:12,043 --> 00:38:14,603
It's too late. It's not.
You're one of them.
517
00:38:14,643 --> 00:38:16,803
I'm not. Right?
518
00:38:16,843 --> 00:38:21,203
I'm just another body,
like you, another problem.
519
00:38:22,443 --> 00:38:24,603
I'll fuck up or fuck off any minute
now
520
00:38:24,643 --> 00:38:26,443
and then another problem will turn
up,
521
00:38:26,483 --> 00:38:28,843
so I'm not worth bothering with.
522
00:38:30,203 --> 00:38:32,883
Look, just give us a chance.
523
00:38:32,923 --> 00:38:35,403
That's only fair, in't it?
524
00:38:38,963 --> 00:38:41,763
They took apple crumble off
the menu.
525
00:38:41,803 --> 00:38:43,483
Oh, for fuck's sake.
526
00:38:43,523 --> 00:38:48,483
It was on the sheet yesterday,
but they took it off.
527
00:38:48,523 --> 00:38:50,083
No reason. Why?
528
00:38:50,123 --> 00:38:51,803
I don't know, but I'll find out.
529
00:38:51,843 --> 00:38:55,043
I will. I promise.
I promise I will find out.
530
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,803
But I need you to put that down.
531
00:39:08,923 --> 00:39:12,243
Oh, here he is. Swiss.
532
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,203
Nowhere to be seen
when the fighting starts.
533
00:39:24,443 --> 00:39:26,683
You told Tanush you're like him.
534
00:39:28,403 --> 00:39:31,563
You know, once you put that
uniform on, you are one of us.
535
00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:34,003
Got to remember that, right?
536
00:39:34,043 --> 00:39:37,163
However well you get on with the
men,
537
00:39:37,203 --> 00:39:40,523
always remember they hate you. Yeah?
Yeah.
538
00:39:42,003 --> 00:39:45,763
You did well in there, though.
Didn't she?
539
00:39:45,803 --> 00:39:49,843
Move Bilal out of Cell 82.
It's dangerous, there's no electric.
540
00:39:49,883 --> 00:39:51,603
Made a new friend, have we?
541
00:39:51,643 --> 00:39:54,123
Reminds me of that last time
I tried online dating.
542
00:39:54,163 --> 00:39:56,043
And when you've found out from
the kitchen
543
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:59,643
why they took apple crumble off the
menu, go to Seg and tell Tanush.
544
00:39:59,683 --> 00:40:04,363
What, now? Do you usually keep
your promises? Yeah. Then yeah.
545
00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:05,843
Got a friend, have you?
546
00:40:05,883 --> 00:40:08,323
See, the little things are only
little
547
00:40:08,363 --> 00:40:11,043
if you can still do something about
the big fuckers
548
00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:14,283
and this lot can't, so...
So unless you know you can deliver,
549
00:40:14,323 --> 00:40:16,923
it's best not to promise.
Better to say, "I'll look into it."
550
00:40:16,963 --> 00:40:19,003
Or just no. Yeah, because a no can
become a yes,
551
00:40:19,043 --> 00:40:20,603
but go the other way and you are
fucked.
552
00:40:20,643 --> 00:40:23,443
Bilal can clean out this one's cell
and move in there.
553
00:40:23,483 --> 00:40:25,003
Have you got a little friend?
554
00:40:25,043 --> 00:40:26,283
Now, please.
555
00:40:28,043 --> 00:40:29,323
Ribbit!
556
00:40:30,483 --> 00:40:33,043
Not all frogs say that, you know.
No? No.
557
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:37,003
Oh. Well, what do they say?
"You really need a girlfriend"?
558
00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:40,483
No, but they need to blink in order
to swallow.
559
00:40:40,523 --> 00:40:41,923
Yeah, that's a true fact.
560
00:40:41,963 --> 00:40:44,323
Yeah, I went out with
a bloke who done that.
561
00:40:44,363 --> 00:40:47,683
Or is it toads?
He was a bit of a fucking toad...
562
00:40:47,723 --> 00:40:52,163
Yes, Mr Carpenter,
I've made a friend. Fantastic.
563
00:41:01,123 --> 00:41:04,963
Yeah. Bye. See you tomorrow.
564
00:42:06,243 --> 00:42:08,763
Go on, then.
565
00:42:14,163 --> 00:42:15,683
You don't want to go?
566
00:42:23,883 --> 00:42:25,483
You don't want to go.
567
00:43:43,883 --> 00:43:46,683
But why's it got to stay here?
568
00:43:46,723 --> 00:43:50,643
Because it's home.
It didn't want to go.
569
00:43:50,683 --> 00:43:53,363
If that's a bullfrog,
erm, it's non-native,
570
00:43:53,403 --> 00:43:55,603
so you shouldn't be releasing
it anyway.
571
00:43:55,643 --> 00:43:57,923
There you go then.
572
00:43:57,963 --> 00:43:59,723
You work some mad hours.
573
00:43:59,763 --> 00:44:02,203
Admin to do. I'm not drawing keys.
574
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:16,283
Anyone seen my toad?
575
00:45:27,843 --> 00:45:30,363
You in or what?
576
00:45:30,403 --> 00:45:32,763
Yeah, I'm in.
577
00:45:32,803 --> 00:45:34,963
Right, then, game on.
578
00:46:27,043 --> 00:46:29,043
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