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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,313 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 2 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,647 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,650 [dance music] 4 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:24,592 * 5 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,471 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,850 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,821 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN * 8 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:58,192 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 9 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:03,164 [dance music] 10 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:11,105 * 11 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,191 - I SUSPECT IT'S A SEMINOMA, 12 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:33,661 A FORM OF TESTICULAR CANCER QUITE COMMON IN MEN YOUR AGE. 13 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:37,231 HOWEVER, WE CAN'T BE SURE UNTIL WE PERFORM A BIOPSY. 14 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,599 - HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 15 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:43,604 - FIRST, WE HAVE TO REMOVE THE TESTICLE. 16 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:48,476 - THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GOING TO SAY. 17 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:52,613 AND IF I DON'T HAVE CANCER, THEN... 18 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,882 DO YOU PUT IT BACK IN? 19 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,151 - UNFORTUNATELY, NO. 20 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,787 - I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT TOO. 21 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,755 - HOWEVER THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT 22 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,257 THE PROCEDURE IS RELATIVELY SIMPLE. 23 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,426 AS FOR THE OTHER TESTE, 24 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,229 IT WILL STILL BE COMPLETELY FUNCTIONAL, 25 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:09,497 AND NEITHER YOUR SEXUAL PERFORMANCE 26 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,365 NOR YOUR FERTILITY WILL BE AFFECTED. 27 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:13,401 - THAT IS GOOD NEWS. 28 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,668 I'LL BE A ONE-BALL WONDER. 29 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,170 - AH, NO, NO, NO. 30 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:19,807 WE GIVE YOU A PROSTHETIC REPLACEMENT. 31 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,244 HERE. 32 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,646 HELP YOURSELF. 33 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:30,551 - SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T. 34 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,287 - THEY ALL LOOK AND FEEL COMPLETELY NATURAL. 35 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,723 OF COURSE WE TRY TO MATCH YOUR ORIGINAL TESTICLE 36 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:38,392 AS CLOSELY AS POSSIBLE. 37 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,928 - NOT TOO BIG, NOT TOO SMALL, BUT... 38 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,264 JUST RIGHT. 39 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:46,734 [sighs] 40 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,541 SO WHAT ARE MY CHANCES? 41 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:57,545 - WITH SURGERY AND FOLLOW-UP PROCEDURE, 99%. 42 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,748 NOT BAD. 43 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:04,552 - AND WITHOUT SURGERY? 44 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,554 - THE CANCER WILL SPREAD THROUGH YOUR BODY. 45 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:10,524 IT WILL INVADE YOUR VITAL ORGANS, AND YOU WILL DIE. 46 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:19,433 - THIS ONE YEAR OF CLARITY HAS MEANT MORE TO ME 47 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:23,571 THAN ALL MY OTHER 40 YEARS OF PAIN AND CONFUSION. 48 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:26,374 AND FOR THAT, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK 49 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:29,710 THE PERSON WHO HELPED GET ME HERE, 50 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,313 SOMETIMES HAD TO DRAG ME HERE. 51 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,748 MY SPONSOR BLAKE. 52 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:37,751 BLAKE HAS BEEN MY ROCK. 53 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:40,354 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE WITHOUT HIM. 54 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,757 BLAKE, I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE WITH MORE INTEGRITY THAN YOU. 55 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:47,728 THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR ME, FOR BEING MY FRIEND, 56 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,897 FOR BELIEVING IN ME. 57 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:53,367 [applause] 58 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,279 - SHOULD I GO UP AND GET HER? 59 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:08,349 - GIVE HER A FEW MORE MINUTES. 60 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,917 - SHE WAS UP MOST OF THE NIGHT. 61 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:13,020 I HEARD HER RATTLING AROUND IN THE KITCHEN. 62 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,356 - THAT CAN'T BE A GOOD SIGN. 63 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:16,490 - THEN THIS MORNING SHE WAS PACING 64 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:17,625 BACK AND FORTH IN HER ROOM. 65 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,628 - LIKE MARY TYRONE? - WHO? 66 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,029 - DIDN'T ANY OF YOU ILLITERATES EVER READ 67 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,631 LONG DAY'S JOURNEY INTO NIGHT? 68 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:26,367 - PART OF THE TENTH GRADE ENGLISH CURRICULUM. 69 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,636 - COMPARED TO SOME OF THE FOSTER HOMES I WAS IN, 70 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,070 IT'S THE FUCKING BRADY BUNCH. 71 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,906 - WOULD YOU SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT? 72 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:33,974 SIT DOWN. 73 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,376 - MICHAEL. 74 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:39,413 - IT'S MY UNCLE'S FUNERAL. 75 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,048 IF SHE DOESN'T GET HER ASS DOWN HERE IN... 76 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,650 TWO MINUTES, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 77 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:46,820 - LIKE THE GUY'S GOING TO GIVE A SHIT. 78 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:56,397 - NOT SURE SHE'S UP FOR THIS. 79 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,432 - THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 80 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,867 - SHE WOULDN'T MISS HIS FUNERAL. 81 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:04,438 - WHO KNOWS, AFTER THE FIGHT THEY HAD? 82 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,944 I'D BETTER GO GET HER. - IF YOU NEED HELP, JUST HOLLER. 83 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:16,850 I'M A MARVEL WITH MADWOMEN. [chuckles] 84 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:20,488 - WHY IS EVERYBODY SITTING AROUND? 85 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,759 MICHAEL, ARE THE CAR AND DRIVER HERE? 86 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,495 THEY'RE OUT FRONT. 87 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,797 - THEN LET'S GO. 88 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:43,844 - BEFORE WE CONSIGN OUR BROTHER VICTOR ANTONIO GRASSI 89 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:46,614 TO THE ARMS OF OUR LOVING AND BENEVOLENT GOD, 90 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:51,351 IS THERE ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO OFFER A PERSONAL REMEMBRANCE? 91 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:08,035 - THIS IS SO HARD. 92 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:14,775 [clears throat] WHERE DO I START? 93 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:21,882 MY UNCLE VIC WAS THE FIRST PERSON I EVER TOLD I WAS GAY. 94 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:25,419 HE LAUGHED AND SAID, 95 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,020 "THANK GOD, NOW YOUR GRANDMOTHER WILL HAVE 96 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:31,492 SOMEONE ELSE'S SOUL TO PRAY FOR." 97 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,961 THAT'S HOW HE WAS. 98 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:37,798 NEVER SENTIMENTAL, UNLIKE ME. 99 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:45,506 ALWAYS FACING ADVERSITY WITH A SMILE AND... 100 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,508 A CYNICAL REMARK. 101 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,510 I'M SURE IF HE SAW US HERE TODAY HE'D SAY, 102 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,811 "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME 103 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:54,214 ON A DEAD MAN FOR? GO GET LAID." 104 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:58,185 [laughter] 105 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:03,190 SO I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU, UNCLE VIC... 106 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:08,195 FOR EVERYTHING YOU TAUGHT ME. 107 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:11,098 YOU WERE A BRAVE MAN, 108 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:15,669 A GOOD MAN. 109 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:18,706 WHICH IS ALL WE CAN EVER HOPE TO BE. 110 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:27,715 - ANYONE ELSE? 111 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,884 - HE MADE A FUCKING FABULOUS 112 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,986 TARTE AUX POMMES WITH CREME FRAICHE. 113 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:38,892 [laughter] 114 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,994 - HE WAS THE ONLY PERSON I KNEW 115 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,964 WHO LOOKED GOOD IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT. 116 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,133 WELL, ALMOST. 117 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:51,772 - HE ONCE DID COKE WITH LIZA AT STUDIO 54. 118 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,240 [chuckles] 119 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:58,612 - HE WAS GAY BEFORE IT WAS FASHIONABLE. 120 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:03,116 - I NEVER HEARD HIM COMPLAIN, NOT ONCE. 121 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,787 HE LIVED IN GRATITUDE. 122 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,831 - MA? 123 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,179 - I THINK YOUR UNCLE'S HEARD MORE THAN ENOUGH 124 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:35,749 OF WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. 125 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:39,653 - IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLACE YOUR ROSES... 126 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,081 - [sighs] 127 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,052 - YOU HOLDING UP OKAY? 128 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,921 - WHY, DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FALLING APART? 129 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,689 - NO, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 130 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,090 - I JUST WANT TO GET BACK TO THE HOUSE BEFORE THE OTHERS DO. 131 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:19,827 I WAS UP HALF THE NIGHT PREPARING FOOD. 132 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,995 - THERE ARE BOXES WE STILL HADN'T UNPACKED. 133 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,665 HE SAID, "WHAT'S THE HURRY?" 134 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:25,966 - WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT THEY MEAN 135 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,669 WHEN THEY SAY, "APPRECIATE EVERY MINUTE." 136 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:33,674 THAT'S HARD TO DO WHEN THEY GO BY SO FAST. 137 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,376 - IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE ANYONE WE KNOW HAS DIED. 138 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,345 - I GUESS WE'VE BEEN LULLED INTO COMPLACENCY 139 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,680 BY ALL THE NEW DRUGS. 140 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,749 - [sighs] 141 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,216 - YOU OKAY, PAL? 142 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,719 - YEAH. SURE. 143 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,287 - ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IT'S BETTER 144 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,691 TO GO OUT WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG, IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, 145 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,694 THAN TO END UP SOME DISEASED, OLD QUEEN. 146 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,296 - YOU MIGHT FEEL DIFFERENTLY IF IT WERE YOU. 147 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,966 - WELL, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T GET SICK AND LINGER. 148 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,768 THAT'S THE WORST. 149 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,704 - YEAH. AND IN SUCH POOR TASTE. 150 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,106 BUY A ONE-WAY TICKET TO IBIZA, PARTY TILL YOU DROP, 151 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:10,277 AND THEN DISCREETLY DISAPPEAR. 152 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,378 - HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART. 153 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,646 - YOU'RE GREAT. 154 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,147 - AW, THANK YOU. 155 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,382 - TAKE CARE, MICHAEL. 156 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,885 - EM, HONEY? LITTLE MORE WINE? 157 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,386 - CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND? 158 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,054 - NO, NO, NO, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD, BABY. 159 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,389 HOW ABOUT FOR YOU, SWEETHEART? 160 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,391 - OH, UH... - YEAH? 161 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,327 YEAH? NO? OKAY. [chuckles] 162 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,130 I WRAPPED UP THE COLD CUTS AND SALADS. 163 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,900 - OH, I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT. 164 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,135 - MMM, DO YOU WANT THE CAKE AND THE COOKIES IN THE FRIDGE? 165 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,937 - I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN, ALL OF YOU. 166 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,338 REALLY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 167 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,308 - DEBBIE, YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED ALL DAY. 168 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,311 - WELL, IT'S BEST TO STAY BUSY. - I AGREE. 169 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,946 IN FACT, THEY'RE STARTING SOME NEW CLASSES 170 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,347 THIS WEEK AT THE CENTER. 171 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,750 I WAS THINKING I'D SIGN UP FOR POTTERY. 172 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,418 HOW ABOUT YOU COME JOIN ME, DEB? 173 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,887 WE CAN GET OUR HANDS DIRTY. 174 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,189 - THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA. 175 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,058 - AND THEY SAY THAT DOING SOMETHING CREATIVE 176 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,861 IS A HIGHLY EFFECTIVE WAY TO PROCESS YOUR GRIEF. 177 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,163 - WELL, I'M ITALIAN. 178 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,800 WHAT I FIND HIGHLY EFFECTIVE IS FOOD AND PLENTY OF VINO. 179 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,436 - DEB? 180 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,471 - UH, UM... 181 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,840 - HERE WE GO. 182 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,175 - DEB? 183 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,111 - OH. HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP, BABY? 184 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,913 - NOT AS GOOD AS YOU. 185 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,815 - HERE, I BROUGHT YOU THIS. SOME OF VIC'S THINGS. 186 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,183 THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THEM. 187 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,985 - OH. 188 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,253 WELL, THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. 189 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,122 THANK YOU. 190 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:32,826 - THERE'S SOME FAMILY PHOTOS, HIS RINGS, AND WATCH. 191 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:37,831 THERE'S ALSO, UH, A LETTER ADDRESSED TO YOU. 192 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:41,802 - A LETTER? FOR ME? 193 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,403 - LISTEN, WOULD YOU MIND IF I TOOK OFF? 194 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,138 I'M FEELING A LITTLE TIRED. 195 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,841 - OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. YOU GO AHEAD, YOU GET SOME REST. 196 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,409 UM, HERE. TAKE THIS. 197 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,078 - NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT... 198 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,846 - NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE GONNA EAT, YOU HEAR ME? 199 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,316 AND THIS TOO. 200 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,124 - WE'LL BE THERE FOR YOU TOO. 201 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,526 - AH. 202 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,997 I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF. - SEE YOU LATER. 203 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:14,101 - WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 204 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,003 - COULD YOU COME BY NEXT WEEK? - OKAY. 205 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,905 - JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US. 206 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,040 - CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, OKAY? 207 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,408 - BYE. 208 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,176 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT? 209 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,178 - YEAH. - BYE. 210 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,255 [background chatter] 211 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,257 - I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 212 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,127 - I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE. I'M STUFFED. 213 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,997 - MA, WHY DON'T YOU LET MEL AND LINZ AND JENNIFER HELP YOU? 214 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,899 - I'LL TAKE IT. YES. 215 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,000 - AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA. 216 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,869 - WHAT'S THAT? 217 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,938 - OH. 218 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:54,074 IT'S A LETTER FROM YOUR UNCLE VIC. 219 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,442 - OH. 220 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,411 - HE WROTE IT TO ME A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN... 221 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:03,416 HE WAS SICK AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA DIE. 222 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,453 - WHAT DOES IT SAY? 223 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,288 - SO I GUESS THAT'S THE MAIN THING. 224 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,289 - YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 225 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:13,226 - IT SAYS... 226 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:17,430 "WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY." 227 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,533 WE'RE HAVING A PARTY. 228 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:28,375 - SEEING THAT BOX AND KNOWING VIC WAS INSIDE, 229 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,311 THAT WAS...TOUGH. 230 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,246 - I BET. 231 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,917 - BUT DEBBIE PICKED OUT A REAL NICE SHIRT... 232 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,386 WITH... 233 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,389 HULA DANCERS AND PALM TREES. 234 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,957 - AT LEAST HE'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO WEAR 235 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,928 WHEN HE GOES OUT DANCING. 236 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,263 UH, HOPE THAI'S OKAY. 237 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,499 - IT'S AMAZING. 238 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,968 - BETTER TASTE IT FIRST. 239 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:58,138 - I MEAN HOW CARING YOU ARE. 240 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,340 JUST LIKE EVERYBODY AT THE MEETING SAID. 241 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,375 - I-I KNOW HOW STRESSFUL FUNERALS CAN BE. 242 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,212 I FIGURED YOU COULD USE A LITTLE... 243 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,513 COMFORT. - MM. 244 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,082 YOU FIGURED RIGHT, COUNSELOR. 245 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,484 - I GOT, UH, PAD THAI AND MEE GROB. 246 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,854 - LOVE IT. 247 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,292 YOU KNOW WHAT I KEPT THINKING THE WHOLE TIME? 248 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,930 I KNOW IT'S AWFUL, BUT... 249 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:28,268 THAT COULD'VE BEEN ME. 250 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,103 ALL THOSE PEOPLE, 251 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,638 MICHAEL AND BRIAN, 252 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,174 MEL AND LINZ. 253 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,509 EMMETT. 254 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,379 THEY COULD'VE BEEN THERE FOR MY FUNERAL. 255 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:43,250 - [sighs] 256 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,652 - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I WAS THINKING? 257 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:50,057 HOW MUCH I WANTED TO KISS YOU... 258 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,658 AND BITE YOU... 259 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,594 AND FUCK YOU... 260 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,396 AND SUCK YOU. 261 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,465 - WE SHOULD PROBABLY EAT BEFORE IT GETS COLD. 262 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,601 - BETTER THE PAD THAI THAN YOU. 263 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:05,205 - TED. - MM-HMM? 264 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,007 - I WAS EXPECTING THE FUNERAL WOULD BE A DISASTER. 265 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,541 BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, 266 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,143 YOUR MOTHER WAS WELL-BEHAVED, 267 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,045 YOU MADE A BEAUTIFUL SPEECH, 268 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,147 AND YOUR HAIR LOOKED GREAT. 269 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,083 - THANKS. 270 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,717 DIDN'T IT SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE TO YOU 271 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,686 HOW WELL SHE WAS HOLDING UP? 272 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,222 - WELL, MY GUESS IS SHE'S STILL IN SHOCK. 273 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,690 BESIDES, I'VE LOST ENOUGH FRIENDS TO KNOW 274 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,059 THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG WAY TO BEHAVE. 275 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,560 EVERYONE GRIEVES IN HIS OWN WAY 276 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,362 AND IN HIS OWN... 277 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,331 TIME. 278 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,570 - JESUS, DO YOU SMELL THAT? 279 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:42,575 - HUNTER? 280 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,377 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 281 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,714 - SMOKING YOUR HIDDEN JOINT. WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 282 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,183 - IS THAT WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO COME WITH US TO MY MOM'S? 283 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,985 SO YOU COULD STAY HERE AND GET STONED? 284 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,586 - BEATS THE HELL OUT OF EATING COLD CUTS 285 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,523 AND HEARING STORIES ABOUT SOME OLD GUY I HARDLY KNEW. 286 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,325 - THAT "OLD GUY" HAPPENED TO BE MY UNCLE. 287 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:02,062 - THEN YOU GO GET ALL TEARY-EYED. 288 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:06,399 I PREFER HAVING A TOKE. 289 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,070 - WE'RE FOSTERING A MINOR, MICHAEL. 290 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,505 IF THEY FOUND OUT WE HAD POT OR ANY OTHER ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES 291 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,474 AROUND THE HOUSE, WE COULD LOSE HIM. 292 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,675 - I FORGOT I EVEN HAD IT. 293 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,244 BRIAN GAVE IT TO ME FOR EMERGENCIES. 294 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,079 - HE OBVIOUSLY WENT SNOOPING AND FOUND IT. 295 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,314 MICHAEL? 296 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,654 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 297 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,223 - THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 298 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,224 - MICHAEL, WE CAN'T TELL HIM NOT TO USE DRUGS 299 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,292 IF WE DO IT OURSELVES. 300 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,361 - OF COURSE WE CAN. 301 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,330 THAT'S WHAT PARENTING'S ALL ABOUT. 302 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,606 - MM. 303 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,648 "A SURPRISE AWAITS YOU." 304 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,118 - MM. - WHAT'S YOURS SAY? 305 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,321 - "THE MAN YOU LOVE WILL SLOWLY AND SENSUALLY 306 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,156 "PEEL OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES FOR YOU, 307 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,659 "EXPOSING HIS PERFECT BODY. 308 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,296 "THEN HE WILL 309 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,798 "TAKE OUT... 310 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:15,602 "HIS BEAUTIFUL DICK... 311 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,337 AND YOU CAN SUCK IT." 312 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,306 - THIS IS ONE LONG FORTUNE. 313 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,408 - [grunts] 314 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:25,044 THERE'S MORE. - OH? 315 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:31,451 - "NEXT, HE'LL RIM YOUR ASS TO GET YOU CRAZY, 316 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,087 "THEN RAM HIS COCK... 317 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:38,658 UP YOU AND FUCK YOU SO HARD, YOU PASS OUT." 318 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,863 - "IN BED." 319 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,432 - HMM. 320 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,766 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ADD "IN BED" 321 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,568 TO THE END OF EVERY FORTUNE. 322 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:53,173 - I WAS THINKING "ON THE FLOOR." 323 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,775 - OKAY. 324 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,348 MM. 325 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,317 [soft rock music] 326 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,718 * 327 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:10,190 [groans] 328 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,524 - WHAT? 329 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,494 - NOTHING. 330 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,196 YOUR HAND'S COLD. 331 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,399 - [chuckles] I'LL WARM THEM UP. 332 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:24,204 - THAT'S OKAY. 333 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,806 I'M KIND OF TIRED. 334 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:34,781 * 335 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,755 - * AND HEAVEN AND HEAVEN 336 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,624 * AND NATURE SING 337 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,294 * HE RULES THE WORLD 338 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,229 * WITH TRUTH AND GRACE 339 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:53,266 * AND MAKES THE NATIONS PROVE * 340 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,902 * THE GLORIES OF 341 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,704 * HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS 342 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,373 * AND WONDERS OF HIS LOVE 343 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,409 - OKAY. UM... 344 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,178 WHEN I WENT TO BED, IT WAS FEBRUARY, 345 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,846 AND, UH, I ONLY TOOK ONE XANAX. 346 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,415 - SHIT! 347 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,783 - SO EXACTLY HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP? 348 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,785 - FUCK! 349 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,389 I CAN'T TELL IF THESE BRANCHES ARE TOPS OR BOTTOMS. 350 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,525 - WELL, YOU GOT TO ASK ANOTHER TREE ABOUT THAT ONE. 351 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,294 DEB? 352 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,862 - HUH? 353 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,964 OH. CAN'T YOU SEE? IT'S CHRISTMAS. 354 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,933 - CHRISTMAS. 355 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,201 - BUT BEFORE YOU CALL THE LOONY BIN 356 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,302 AND HAVE THEM CART ME AWAY, 357 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,672 IT'S FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON. 358 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:36,276 RODNEY BROUGHT ME THIS LETTER VIC WROTE A FEW YEARS AGO, 359 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,478 AT, UH--AT THE TIME WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO LOSE HIM. 360 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,879 IT WAS JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS. THE DOCTORS SAID THAT, UH, 361 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,981 IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE HE WAS GOING TO MAKE IT. 362 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,351 SO IN THIS LETTER, 363 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,220 HE MADE ME PROMISE THAT EVEN IF HE WASN'T HERE, 364 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:51,958 HE STILL WANTED US HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOLIDAY EVER. 365 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,427 - BUT, DEB, HE WAS HERE. 366 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,296 AND--AND NOT JUST FOR THAT CHRISTMAS, 367 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,764 BUT FOR MANY MORE CHRISTMASES. 368 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,700 - YEAH, BUT HE'S GONE NOW. 369 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,770 SO I SAY, WHAT BETTER WAY TO PAY TRIBUTE 370 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,005 THAN TO HAVE ONE LAST CELEBRATION? 371 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,243 - THAT'S VERY SWEET, DEB. BUT AREN'T YOU A LITTLE LATE? 372 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,613 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 373 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,847 IF SOMEBODY YOU LOVE WRITES YOU A LETTER 374 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,316 AND ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, 375 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,819 YOU GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO DO IT. 376 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,857 YOU KNOW, CHOPPING DOWN A FUCKING TREE 377 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,293 WOULD'VE BEEN EASIER. 378 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,667 - HEY, SLEEPYHEAD. 379 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,637 [clears throat] 380 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:41,508 ALARM WENT OFF TEN MINUTES AGO. 381 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,379 - I KNOW. - HMM. 382 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:53,386 - WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, THINGS TO DO, PEOPLE TO SEE? 383 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,958 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD GET UP. 384 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,629 - OH...AH. 385 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,364 FIRST, 386 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,367 WE SHOULD RELIEVE THAT MORNING STIFFNESS. 387 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,537 - TED. TED. TED, PLEA... PLEASE. PLEASE. 388 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,973 - WHAT, NOT IN THE MOOD? - IT'S NOT THAT. 389 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,576 - I DON'T...I-I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DO THIS ANYMORE. 390 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,512 WHAT? CUDDLE WITHOUT OUR CLOTHES ON? 391 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:24,317 PLAY "THIS LITTLE SEX PIGGY WENT TO MARKET"? 392 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,696 - YES. 393 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,842 - OH. 394 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,084 - LOOK, UH, TED, PLEASE, 395 00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,453 BEFORE YOU START THINKING IT'S SOMETHING IT'S NOT... 396 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:04,491 - YOU MEAN, THAT IT'S ME? 397 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,692 - IT'S NOT. 398 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,828 - YEAH, OF COURSE. NEVER IS. 399 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,698 - I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. 400 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,032 - THAN TO GET INVOLVED? 401 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,468 - IT WAS A MISTAKE. 402 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,470 - TO FALL IN LOVE? 403 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,906 HAVE SEX? BE CLOSE? 404 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:25,978 - TH-THE PROGRAM SAYS... 405 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,448 - FUCK THE PROGRAM! THIS IS MY LIFE. 406 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,450 I'M ALLOWED TO MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS. 407 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,752 - YES, AND AS YOUR COUNSELOR, IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY 408 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,120 TO HELP YOU MAKE THE RIGHT ONES. 409 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,989 - UH...YOU HAVE. 410 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,492 YOU'VE HELPED ME MORE THAN YOU KNOW. 411 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,993 IT'S LIKE THE WOMAN AT THAT MEETING SAID. 412 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,495 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE, 413 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,865 HOW I COULD'VE SURVIVED WITHOUT YOU. 414 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:49,035 - IT DOESN'T INCLUDE SLEEPING WITH YOU. 415 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,606 - THEN WHY DID YOU? 416 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:58,411 TO MAKE AMENDS? 417 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,948 - THE SAME REASON YOU DID. 418 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,883 BECAUSE I WANTED TO. 419 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:07,520 - [scoffs] 420 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,088 - BUT IT'S HURTING YOU. 421 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,791 - HURTING ME? HOW COULD IT BE HURTING ME? 422 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,526 - BECAUSE YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOURSELF RIGHT NOW. 423 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:18,465 NOTHING ELSE IS IMPORTANT, AND THAT INCLUDES ME. 424 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,114 - THE FUCKING ASSHOLE TRIPPED ME. 425 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,517 THEN HE LIED, SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 426 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,118 - WHAT, SO YOU HIT HIM? 427 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,788 - GOT TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. 428 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,456 - YEAH, AND WHAT IF HE'D MADE YOU BLEED? 429 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,824 EVERYONE WOULD NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE POSITIVE. 430 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,192 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 431 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,594 - YEAH. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT. 432 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,862 - LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN DOING GREAT, 433 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,699 BETTER THAN ANYONE EXPECTED. 434 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,200 - PROVING WHAT? 435 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,002 THAT HUSTLERS NOT ONLY CAN GIVE EXPERT HEAD, 436 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,236 THEY CAN EVEN WRITE A BOOK REPORT? 437 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,205 - NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 438 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,940 SO WHY WOULD YOU FUCK IT UP? 439 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,676 - AS IF IT MATTERS WHAT I GET ON MY S.A.T. SCORES, 440 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,111 OR IF I'M A NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLAR, 441 00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:08,080 SINCE I'M GOING TO END UP IN A BOX LIKE VIC. 442 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,116 - WHOA. OKAY, LOOK. 443 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,852 NOT LONG AGO, THE PERSON WHO INFECTED ME DIED. 444 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,754 - YOU KNEW HIM? - YEAH. 445 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,956 - AND YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM? - HE WAS MY EX-LOVER. 446 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,991 - SHIT. YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE. 447 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,493 - THE POINT IS, AFTERWARD, 448 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,028 I DID SOME PRETTY SELF-DESTRUCTIVE THINGS. 449 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,029 - LIKE WHAT? 450 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,697 - LIKE TAKING STEROIDS, 451 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:25,998 BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY'D MAKE ME HEALTHIER. 452 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:27,099 BUT THEY ONLY DID MORE HARM THAN GOOD. 453 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,701 AND IT DIDN'T CHANGE THE FACT 454 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:29,702 THAT I STILL HAVE THIS THING INSIDE OF ME, 455 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:31,003 SAME AS YOU, BUT... 456 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:34,106 NO MATTER HOW SCARED OR ANGRY WE ARE, 457 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,775 WE CAN'T SELF-DESTRUCT, 458 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,244 WE CAN'T LET IT SABOTAGE OUR LIVES. 459 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:40,246 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 460 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,914 DUDE, I TOLD YOU. 461 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:45,985 THE GUY TRIPPED ME, THAT'S ALL. 462 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,987 - ALL RIGHT. 463 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:51,991 WELL, THAT'S ALL IT WAS. 464 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:55,762 COME ON, LET'S... LET'S GO HOME. 465 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:07,273 - FOUND DONNER AND BLITZEN. 466 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,208 - WANT ME TO HELP ROUND THEM UP? 467 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:12,679 - THANKS, HONEY. I GOT THE HERD UNDER CONTROL. 468 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,150 - HOLY CHRIST! 469 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:22,521 - THE CRECHE SCENE. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. 470 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,625 BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE YOU'VE SEEN THOSE, HUH? 471 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,159 HE USED TO LOVE 'EM. 472 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,062 EVERY YEAR HE'D SAY, "WHERE THE WEINDEER, MA?" 473 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:33,099 'CAUSE EVERY YEAR WE'D PUT 'EM UP ON THE ROOF. 474 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:34,767 THEN VIC GOT SICK. 475 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,970 BUT THIS YEAR, WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY, 476 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:41,107 JUST LIKE WE USED TO. 477 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,676 - WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR WEINDEER. 478 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,244 - W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 479 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:49,616 - CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. ONLY 310 DAYS LEFT. 480 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,252 [door closes] 481 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:55,655 - MA? 482 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,624 MA... 483 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,329 - I MUST'VE GONE UP AND DOWN THESE STAIRS 20 TIMES TODAY. 484 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,798 - I THINK IT'S REALLY NICE WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR UNCLE VIC, 485 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,734 BUT DON'T WEAR YOURSELF OUT. 486 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,001 - OH, I'M FINE, HONEY. 487 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:10,369 - WELL, AT LEAST LET ME HELP YOU. 488 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,138 - NO, IT'S OKAY. - WELL, I'M HAPPY TO... 489 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,339 - I ALREADY GOT IT. - WELL, JUST-- 490 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:14,807 - MICHAEL, WOULD YOU JUST LET GO? 491 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:17,977 I DON'T WANT YOUR GODDAMN HELP! 492 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,018 - MA... 493 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,022 - I-I JUST HAVE TO DO THIS. 494 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:33,292 ALL OF IT BY MYSELF, OKAY? - BUT WHY? 495 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:37,096 - BECAUSE IT WAS VIC'S LAST REQUEST. 496 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:40,232 AND IF I DO ALL OF IT PERFECTLY, 497 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:44,003 THE WAY HE WOULD'VE WANTED, THEN MAYBE... 498 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:47,273 IT JUST HAS TO BE RIGHT, THAT'S ALL. OKAY? 499 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:51,678 NOTHING CAN GO WRONG. 500 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,017 - [sighs] 501 00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,385 [laughter] 502 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:02,722 - DOES NO ONE RESPECT PRIVACY ANYMORE? 503 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,991 IS IT ALL BUT A FORGOTTEN RIGHT? 504 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,293 - GUS HAS BEEN SAYING "DADA" ALL DAY. 505 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:11,263 - SO HE'S DEVELOPED A SUDDEN INTEREST IN GERMAN SURREALISM. 506 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,866 - I THINK HE MEANS YOU. TRY TO BE AMUSING. 507 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:17,136 HE'S BEEN AN ENFANT TERRIBLE ALL DAY. 508 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:20,673 - OH, WHAT'S THAT? 509 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:24,744 WANT TO WATCH THAT? 510 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:27,279 BOOP. 511 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,447 DO YOU SEE THE... 512 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,784 PRETTY BOY, GUS? 513 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,420 HE NOT ONLY KNEW HOW TO LIVE... 514 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,889 HE ALSO KNEW WHEN TO DIE. 515 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:39,191 - NO. - MM-HMM. 516 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,827 - NO DIE. 517 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:43,095 - NO SEEING HIMSELF... 518 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:46,265 GET OLD AND GROSS. 519 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,970 SEEING HIMSELF GRADUALLY DECOMPOSE, 520 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:55,775 NO "DIAPERS REVISITED." 521 00:27:55,808 --> 00:28:00,112 HE WENT OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, BOTH BALLS INTACT. 522 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,148 - ISN'T HE A LITTLE YOUNG FOR JAMES DEAN? 523 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,183 - WELL, YOU DON'T WANT HIM WATCHING TELETUBBIES, DO YOU? 524 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:06,485 IT MIGHT MAKE HIM GAY. 525 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:09,121 - YOU KNOW, IN YOUR OWN WEIRD, SUBVERSIVE WAY, 526 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,958 YOU'RE NOT A BAD FATHER. 527 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:16,195 - WELL, I PREFER TO SEE MYSELF AS THE ANTI-DAD. 528 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,797 - WELL, WHATEVER YOU ARE... 529 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:18,831 IF YOU'D LIKE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIM, 530 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,499 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK. 531 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:25,504 - I THINK I'LL STICK TO MY UNCREDITED CAMEO APPEARANCES. 532 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:29,942 - YOU KNOW, ONE DAY IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE, 533 00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:33,379 WE'LL BE WATCHING HIM GRADUATE FROM SCHOOL. 534 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,748 THEN I IMAGINE HE'LL MEET A LOVELY YOUNG GIRL... 535 00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:38,084 OR BOY. 536 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,485 GET MARRIED, MAYBE. 537 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:42,021 HAVE GRANDCHILDREN, MAYBE. 538 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,255 - OH, YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO KILL A MOMENT, DON'T YOU? 539 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,224 - DON'T WORRY. 540 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:50,229 I'M SURE YOU'LL BE THE HOTTEST, HANDSOMEST ANTI-GRANDPA EVER. 541 00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:53,833 - INSTEAD HE'S JOINED THE PANTHEON OF CELEBRITIES 542 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:56,102 WHO WILL BE REMEMBERED AS BEING FOREVER YOUNG 543 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,871 AND UNSPOILED BY TIME. 544 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,373 - AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, YOU HAVE TO GET SUSPENDED. 545 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,843 - IT'S NOT LIKE I CALLED IN A BOMB THREAT 546 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,144 OR WENT ON A SHOOTING SPREE. 547 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,013 - THAT'S NOT THE POINT, SMARTASS! 548 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,981 I'VE GOT ENOUGH SHIT TO WORRY ABOUT 549 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,116 WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT YOU TOO. 550 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,284 - SO STOP WORRYING. 551 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,921 - I WILL WORRY AS MUCH AS I GODDAMN WELL PLEASE. 552 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,255 WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? 553 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,524 - I WASN'T THINKING ANYTHING. 554 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:19,859 - OBVIOUSLY. 555 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,794 - [sighs] 556 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:23,295 - YOU ARE NOT EXCUSED. 557 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:25,131 - I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND GET YELLED AT. 558 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:26,132 - THEN QUIT ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT. 559 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,000 - MICHAEL, STOP. 560 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:30,336 - WELL, THAT'S ALL WE NEED, FOR HIM TO GET INTO TROUBLE. 561 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,138 - GO TO YOUR ROOM. 562 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,942 GO ON. 563 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,877 [door slams] 564 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,881 - HE'S GOT TO UNDERSTAND HE CAN'T GO AROUND PICKING FIGHTS. 565 00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:45,151 AND YOU CAN'T CODDLE HIM. - I WASN'T CODDLING HIM. 566 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,552 - WHAT HE CAN USE IS SOME DISCIPLINE. 567 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:49,221 - WHAT HE CAN USE IS SOME UNDERSTANDING. 568 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:52,424 LOOK, I KNOW YOU GOT A LOT TO DEAL WITH, BUT SO DOES HE. 569 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,161 - IT'S NOT HIS UNCLE WHO JUST DIED. 570 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,029 IT'S NOT HIS MOTHER WHO'S GONE AROUND THE BEND. 571 00:29:57,063 --> 00:30:00,332 - NO, BUT HE'S THE ONE WHO IS 16, WHO'S POSITIVE, 572 00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:01,567 WHO'S DEALING WITH AN HIV-RELATED DEATH 573 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,102 FOR THE FIRST TIME. 574 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,071 TRY TO IMAGINE HOW TERRIFYING THAT MUST BE. 575 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:07,606 SO IF HE'S ACTING OUT RIGHT NOW, 576 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:11,810 IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SCARED SHITLESS. 577 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:19,852 - I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 578 00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:24,223 - WHY SHOULD YOU? YOU DON'T HAVE IT. 579 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:30,262 [dishes clatter] 580 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:33,265 [My Need playing] 581 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:41,240 * 582 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:56,923 - * SERVING AT YOUR PLEASURE 583 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:02,294 * HAPPILY YOUR SLAVE 584 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:08,067 * SERVING AT YOUR PLEASURE 585 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:13,906 * FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE 586 00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:21,313 * I HEAR YOU CALL 587 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:26,318 * EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT SPEAKING * 588 00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:31,323 * EVERYTHING FADES AWAY 589 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:35,995 * BUT YOU 590 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:37,463 - HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS! 591 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:40,066 TEDDY BOY. WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? 592 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,167 DOING THE CIRCUIT? 593 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,601 - YEAH. 594 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,170 - WE'RE GOING OVER TO DR. C's LATER. 595 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:47,940 - HOT, HOT, HOT! - YOU WANNA COME, COME, COME? 596 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:52,945 - UH... NO, THANKS, GUYS. 597 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:55,281 I WAS WONDERING... 598 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:57,283 THAT IS, UH... 599 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:58,284 IF YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW... 600 00:31:58,317 --> 00:32:00,286 - A LITTLE TINA? 601 00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:02,454 [laughter] 602 00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:05,191 - * TEASE ME, HONEY 603 00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:08,227 * 604 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,563 - THANKS. - HEY, HEY. 605 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,232 A SPECIAL ONE-TIME OFFER. 606 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,700 THE FIRST HIT'S ON ME. 607 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:17,536 [laughs] 608 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,208 - HE'S NEVER TURNED ME DOWN BEFORE. 609 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:23,976 - I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE 610 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:27,313 THE BRIAN KINNEY WE ALL KNOW AND FEEL AMBIVALENT ABOUT. 611 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,415 - GOTTA GO. 612 00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,719 - TEDDY! 613 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:41,693 * 614 00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:51,737 - MAYBE I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR HIM. 615 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,005 MAYBE IT'S THE HAIR. 616 00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:54,273 - HONEY, I LOVE THE HAIR. 617 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,641 AND IF YOU'RE TOO OLD, 618 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,209 THE REST OF US SHOULD BE IN ASSISTED CARE. 619 00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:59,645 - THEN WHAT? - MAYBE YOU'RE IN A SLUMP. 620 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,614 IT HAPPENS IN THE BEST OF NON-RELATIONSHIPS. 621 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,217 TRY SPICING IT UP. 622 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:06,785 - BUT THERE'S NOTHING, 623 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,787 AND PRACTICALLY NO ONE, WE HAVEN'T DONE. 624 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,624 - ALL IT TAKES IS A COUPLE OF NEW INGREDIENTS 625 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:17,463 TO PERK UP AN OLD, FAMILIAR DISH. 626 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:20,599 - YEAH! 627 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,236 OH, YEAH. 628 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:27,239 [Won't Be Long playing] 629 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:35,181 * 630 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:57,336 - * IN THE DARK, BUT I CAN SEE * 631 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,470 * SOME KIND OF VISION 632 00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:01,707 - HE IS HOT. - UH-HUH. 633 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,209 - * LOOSE THE CHAINS 634 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:04,576 - THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE A LONG, HARD NIGHT 635 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:07,413 AFTER A LONG, HARD DAY. 636 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,315 - UM... 637 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,550 YOU KNOW, I JUST REMEMBERED, I... 638 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,153 LEFT SOMETHING AT THE OFFICE. 639 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,822 - * DAY BY DAY NOW, FINALLY I'M * 640 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,424 - BRIAN... 641 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:23,829 - * WITH THE HANDS OF TIME 642 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,831 * WON'T BE LONG 643 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:27,466 - GOD. 644 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,835 - I WANT YOU TO WEAR SOMETHING NICE TO THE PARTY. 645 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:31,837 THAT NEW SWEATER WE GOT YOU. 646 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,705 IT'S A SPECIAL OCCASION, AND SHE'LL WANT US TO LOOK OUR BEST. 647 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,441 AND IF THERE'S TIME AFTER SCHOOL TO GET A HAIRCUT... 648 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:38,344 - YOU DONE WITH MY MAKEOVER? 649 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:43,249 - YEAH, I'M DONE. - GOOD, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING. 650 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:52,224 - THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS TRY AND MAKE AN APPEARANCE. 651 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,395 - I DON'T DO THE SANTA RIDE, 652 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,730 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CHRISTMAS. 653 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:02,234 - IT'S IMPORTANT TO HER TO RESPECT VIC'S WISHES. 654 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:03,769 - SO WHAT'S SHE GOING TO DO WHEN I CROAK? 655 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:06,138 THROW ME AN EASTER EGG HUNT? 656 00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,673 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CROAK. 657 00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,608 YOU'RE GOING TO BE AROUND FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. 658 00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:12,511 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 659 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:15,247 ANSWER ME. 660 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:21,253 - I DON'T. - THEN DON'T FUCKING SAY IT. 661 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,755 - THAT'S WHY IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE ALL LIVE IN THE NOW, 662 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,524 LIKE BEN SAYS. 663 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,626 - THAT'S AWESOME ADVICE, DUDE. 664 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:31,230 BEN'S BUDDHIST BULLSHIT HAS REALLY INSPIRED ME. 665 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:34,733 WELL, I'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON BEFORE I RUN OUT OF "NOW." 666 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,538 - HEY. 667 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,341 HEY, HEY! 668 00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:52,284 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. 669 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:57,556 COME ON. 670 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:13,405 [knock on door] 671 00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:15,974 - WHO IS IT? 672 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:19,177 - THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST. 673 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:32,824 SEASON'S GREETINGS. 674 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:36,695 TRYING TO GET IN THE SPIRIT FOR VIC'S, UH... 675 00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:40,332 NEVER MIND. 676 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:45,304 I JUST STOPPED BY TO TELL YOU THAT I, UH, READ YOUR LETTER. 677 00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:47,306 - OH, YOU DID? 678 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,576 - A FEW TIMES, ACTUALLY. 679 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,578 IT WAS VERY WELL-WRITTEN. 680 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,346 AND FABULOUS STATIONERY. 681 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,714 - OH YEAH, I-I GOT IT 682 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,383 AT THAT LITTLE STORE YOU TURNED ME ON TO, 683 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:58,717 YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU GOT YOUR BUSINESS CARDS DONE. 684 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,619 - OH, I LOVE THAT STORE. 685 00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:03,322 AND THAT CUTE BRITISH GUY, MORGAN, WHO RUNS IT? 686 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:04,623 - YEAH. HE'S A HOTTIE, ISN'T HE? 687 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,458 - [purrs] YEAH. 688 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,327 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SUCH A SILLY SLUT FOR THAT ACCENT. 689 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,463 YOU KNOW, ONE "CHEERIO," AND MY LEGS ARE UP POINTING NORTH. 690 00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:16,468 [laughs] 691 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:20,739 UM, YEAH, THE-- THE LETTER. UH... 692 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:23,008 SO I, UH... I READ IT AND... 693 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:26,011 - WAIT A MINUTE. YOU GAVE THE LETTER BACK TO ME. I DITCHED IT. 694 00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:29,348 - LUCKILY FOR BOTH OF US, 695 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:34,286 UM, BLAKE RETRIEVED IT AND, UM, GAVE IT BACK TO ME. 696 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:39,891 - I, UH... DIDN'T KNOW HE DID THAT. 697 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,394 - WELL, I'M--I'M, UH... I'M GLAD HE DID, 698 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:45,397 'CAUSE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH... 699 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,766 THERE WAS A PART OF ME THAT... 700 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:51,703 DIDN'T WANT YOU TO RECOVER. 701 00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,772 WANTED YOU TO BE IN PAIN, 702 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:58,710 FELT LIKE YOU DESERVED IT. 703 00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:00,679 PRETTY CUNTY, HUH? 704 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:04,650 - NOT REALLY. 705 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:08,420 I FELT THE SAME WAY MYSELF. 706 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:12,658 - ANYWAY, UM... 707 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:15,461 GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM. HE'S A DAMN GOOD COUNSELOR. 708 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,962 AND A... AND A DAMN GOOD FRIEND 709 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,798 TO CARE ABOUT YOU THAT MUCH. 710 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,601 YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM. 711 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:26,004 WELL, TEDDY, I, UH... 712 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:30,476 I JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU THE BEST. 713 00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:43,455 - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A BLOW JOB. 714 00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,357 - I'LL SETTLE FOR A JOINT. 715 00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:48,860 I SUDDENLY FEEL A PREPONDERANCE OF DEATH. 716 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,500 - ISN'T THAT A PLAY BY ARTHUR MILLER? 717 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:58,670 - IT'S AN UNSETTLING OBSERVATION BY MICHAEL NOVOTNY. 718 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:04,610 EVERYWHERE I TURN, I'M... 719 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:09,114 CONFRONTED WITH THE INEVITABLE FACT OF ONE'S MORTALITY. 720 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:13,919 - DEATH CAN REALLY HANG YOU UP THE MOST. 721 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,388 - I DON'T MEAN JUST VIC. 722 00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:20,792 BEN AND HUNTER. 723 00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:23,061 MAN, IT'S A... 724 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,896 A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY. 725 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,765 I DON'T EVEN LIKE TO THINK IT, BUT... 726 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:30,469 THEY COULD DIE JUST LIKE HIM... 727 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,037 AND I'D BE THE ONE LEFT 728 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:36,675 TO PACK UP THEIR STUFF AND TURN OUT THE LIGHTS. 729 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:41,012 - * TOGETHER, HAND IN HAND * 730 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:42,748 - JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE POSITIVE DOESN'T MEAN 731 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:47,185 THEY'RE GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO GO. 732 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:51,890 HELL, IT COULD BE YOU. 733 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,493 YOU COULD STEP OUT IN THE STREET... 734 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:57,095 GET HIT... 735 00:39:57,128 --> 00:40:00,699 BY A MERCEDES KOMPRESSOR. 736 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,068 SO MUCH CLASSIER THAN A BUS. 737 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,537 - THANKS. 738 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,507 - GO DOWN TO THE POST OFFICE TO BUY A STAMP... 739 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,909 GET BLOWN AWAY BY A DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKER. 740 00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,444 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 741 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:16,582 THESE DAYS, THEY'RE ALL DISGRUNTLED. 742 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:19,651 - * QUIET AS A GRAVE 743 00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:22,187 * 744 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,790 * OUT BEYOND 745 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:26,958 * 746 00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:29,961 - I JUST... 747 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:33,965 I JUST GET SCARED AT THE THOUGHT OF BEING ALONE. 748 00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:39,137 - IT'S HOW WE ALL CAME IN. 749 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:43,675 IT'S HOW WE'RE ALL GOING OUT. 750 00:40:43,709 --> 00:40:45,544 - YEAH, BUT UNTIL THEN, I'D... 751 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:49,247 I'D PREFER AT LEAST THE ILLUSION THAT SOMEONE ELSE WILL BE THERE, 752 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,819 IF ONLY TEMPORARILY. 753 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,621 - BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT, BUT... 754 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,689 THE LESS YOU HAVE TO HOLD ON TO, THE EASIER IT IS TO LET GO. 755 00:40:57,723 --> 00:40:59,758 [bottles clink] 756 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,695 - MAYBE SO. 757 00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:08,166 STILL, I'M GLAD I HAVE YOU. 758 00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:11,870 - WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ME? 759 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:14,773 - WELL... 760 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:17,643 IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 761 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:21,847 WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE EACH OTHER, LIKE WE ALWAYS HAVE. 762 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,650 RIGHT? 763 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:39,297 - NEED A LIFT? 764 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,267 - UH, HEY. IT'S OKAY. I DON'T HAVE THAT FAR TO WALK. 765 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:46,004 - GETTING COLD. FEELS LIKE SNOW. 766 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,674 - THANKS ANYWAY. 767 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:49,908 - PLEASE? 768 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,283 - LOOK, UH... 769 00:41:58,316 --> 00:41:59,885 TED, I ALREADY TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. 770 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:00,952 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU. 771 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:04,055 - THEN LET ME TALK, OKAY? 772 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:05,557 LOOK, AFTER YOU TOLD ME 773 00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,292 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE... 774 00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:08,894 - I SAID IT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA FOR US TO SEE EACH OTHER. 775 00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:11,830 - RIGHT. I WAS SO UPSET, YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 776 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,700 - NO. 777 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:18,169 - DR. C'S FINEST. 778 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:20,338 GOOD PRICE TOO. 779 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,173 - SHIT. 780 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,909 - BUT AFTER WALKING IT AROUND, 781 00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:25,844 I DID A LITTLE ACCOUNTING, AND I FIGURED, 782 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,914 DOING THIS WOULD PUT ME BACK IN THE MINUS COLUMN. 783 00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:31,983 THIS TIME, MAYBE PERMANENTLY. SO I DECIDED TO PASS. 784 00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:38,690 - A WISE DECISION. 785 00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:42,694 - LOOK, WHEN WE FIRST MET... 786 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:45,664 I FELL IN LOVE BECAUSE YOU NEEDED ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 787 00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:47,332 THIS TIME, I FELL IN LOVE 788 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:51,202 BECAUSE I NEEDED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ME, AND YOU HAVE. 789 00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:54,139 IN FACT, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE STANDING HERE RIGHT NOW 790 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:56,975 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU. 791 00:42:57,008 --> 00:43:00,612 AND I AM SO SORRY... 792 00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:05,583 IF I WAS TOO SELFISH AND TOO HORNY TO SEE IT. 793 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:11,757 - TH-THANK YOU... 794 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:13,158 TED. 795 00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:24,269 - SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US? I MEAN... 796 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,371 BESIDES BEING STUCK WITH LOUSY TIMING ONCE AGAIN. 797 00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:31,376 - YEAH, WE DO SEEM TO HAVE THAT, DON'T WE? 798 00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:34,245 MAYBE ONE DAY, THE TIMING WILL BE RIGHT. 799 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:37,382 - YOU THINK? 800 00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,751 - ONE CAN HOPE. 801 00:43:39,785 --> 00:43:42,387 - [scoffs] 802 00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:47,125 - OH... 803 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,761 JUST IN CASE YOU GET TEMPTED. 804 00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:06,144 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 805 00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:09,915 IT'S SNOWING. 806 00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:19,825 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TAKING OFF. 807 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:22,027 - FLIGHT 18. 808 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:24,429 BARCELONA AND MADRID. 809 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:27,098 CARE TO HELP ME PRACTICE MY SPANISH? 810 00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:29,034 COMO ESTA USTED? 811 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:32,370 - I'M FINE, THANK YOU, BUT YOU MUST BE DEMENTED. 812 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:35,206 - IT'S ONE OF THOSE SPONTANEOUS SORT OF THINGS. 813 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:36,775 - AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO... 814 00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:39,210 SPONTANEOUSLY SORT OF COVER FOR YOU 815 00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:40,912 WHILE YOU'RE TANNING YOUR ASS? 816 00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:43,448 YOU HAVE MEETINGS WITH REMSON, BROWN, EYECONICS. 817 00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:47,352 - THEY CAN WAIT. THEY CAN ALL WAIT UNTIL I GET BACK. 818 00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,354 - AND WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK? 819 00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:51,823 - I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 820 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,925 - [chuckles] I HAVE WORKED FOR YOU FOR FIVE YEARS, 821 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,961 AND I'VE NEVER KNOWN YOU TO JUST TAKE OFF. 822 00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:59,931 SO WHY NOW, WHEN YOU'VE JUST OPENED UP YOUR OWN FIRM, 823 00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:01,933 WOULD YOU SUDDENLY DECIDE THAT... 824 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:04,202 - WELL, THAT'S THE POINT OF BEING YOUR OWN BOSS, ISN'T IT? 825 00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:06,237 MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS, COME AND GO AS YOU PLEASE, 826 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:08,206 NOT ANSWER TO ANYONE. 827 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,108 - ALMOST ANYONE. 828 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,209 - AH, THE BALL AND CHAIN. 829 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,845 CYNTHIA... 830 00:45:13,879 --> 00:45:15,881 WOULD YOU EXCUSE US? 831 00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:17,949 - BE SURE TO EAT PLENTY OF FRESH FRUIT 832 00:45:17,983 --> 00:45:20,986 AND DRINK LOTS OF TAP WATER. 833 00:45:21,019 --> 00:45:22,120 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 834 00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:25,791 - IBIZA. I'M LEAVING TONIGHT. 835 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,762 - WITHOUT ME? 836 00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,497 - WELL, YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, REMEMBER? 837 00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:35,166 AND IT WOULD BE HIGHLY IRRESPONSIBLE 838 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,902 OF ME TO JUST PULL YOU OUT. 839 00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:39,838 - FUCK SCHOOL. FUCK THE BET. 840 00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:41,539 FUCK YOU. I MEAN, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TOGETHER. 841 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:46,411 - WE'RE NOT FUCKING MARRIED! 842 00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:51,416 AND I DON'T NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING PERMISSION 843 00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:56,287 IF I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE. 844 00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:06,431 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 845 00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:08,433 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 846 00:46:08,466 --> 00:46:13,271 WE HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO TELL EACH OTHER ANYTHING. 847 00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:15,273 LOOK, IF I DID SOMETHING OR SAID SOMETHING 848 00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:19,210 TO PISS YOU OFF, I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 849 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:25,316 - IT'S NOT YOU. 850 00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:28,019 - HEY, WHAT IS IT? 851 00:46:28,053 --> 00:46:30,822 THEN WHAT? 852 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,300 OKAY. 853 00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,569 YOU GO DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO 854 00:46:44,602 --> 00:46:47,305 FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU HAVE TO DO IT. 855 00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:52,243 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU. 856 00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:54,479 AND I'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK. 857 00:47:32,117 --> 00:47:35,353 - * DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY * 858 00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:38,123 * ROCKIN' AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE * 859 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:42,127 * HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY 860 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,230 * EVERYONE DANCING MERRILY 861 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:56,141 * IN THE NEW OLD-FASHIONED WAY * 862 00:47:56,174 --> 00:48:00,011 [cheers and applause] 863 00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:02,013 - THANK YOU. 864 00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:04,382 - YOU'RE TOO KIND. 865 00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:05,650 - I ALWAYS KNEW THAT SHANDA LEER 866 00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:07,252 WOULD BE BACK ON HER HEELS AGAIN. 867 00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:09,988 - YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DRAG QUEEN DOWN. 868 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:12,390 SO IS IT TRUE GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES? 869 00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:15,426 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT GENTLEMEN, BUT DIRTY OLD MEN SURE DO. 870 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,995 - EVEN BETTER. 871 00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:18,696 - I KEEP THINKING, I CAN HARDLY WAIT 872 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,298 FOR ALL THE AFTER-CHRISTMAS SALES. 873 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,333 THEN I REMEMBER IT ISN'T CHRISTMAS. 874 00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:24,002 - DEB REALLY WENT ALL OUT. 875 00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:25,270 - HOW ABOUT THOSE ELVES 876 00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:27,138 IN LEATHER HARNESSES IN THE FRONT YARD? 877 00:48:27,172 --> 00:48:30,175 - THAT WAS UNCLE VIC'S IDEA. 878 00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,010 - HELP YOURSELF. TRY THE SANTA ONE. 879 00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:33,478 IT WAS VIC'S FAVORITE. 880 00:48:33,511 --> 00:48:38,149 WHEN HE WAS A KID, HE USED TO BITE THE HEAD OFF. 881 00:48:38,183 --> 00:48:40,418 - I WISH HE WERE HERE NOW TO SHARE THESE WITH US. 882 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:44,289 - WHO'S TO SAY HE ISN'T? SO LET HIM SEE YOU SMILE. 883 00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:46,591 GO. [laughs] 884 00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:49,494 - * AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING * 885 00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:51,562 * AND HEAVEN AND HEAVEN 886 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:54,165 - WANT SOME? 887 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,101 - OH, ACTUALLY, I HATE EGGNOG. 888 00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:57,468 - AH, ME TOO. 889 00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:59,604 SOMEHOW I FEEL OBLIGATED. 890 00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:01,106 - * HE RULES THE WORLD 891 00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:03,741 * WITH TRUTH AND GRACE 892 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,077 - WELL. 893 00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:08,313 ONE NICE THING ABOUT CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS OFF-SEASON... 894 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:11,649 - THE RATES ARE CHEAPER? 895 00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:15,753 - YOU GET TO BE REMINDED AGAIN TO LOVE YOUR FELLOW MAN. 896 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:19,324 - * HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS 897 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:20,658 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, EM. 898 00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:22,627 - YOU TOO, TEDDY. 899 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:25,063 - * AND WONDERS OF HIS LOVE 900 00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:26,464 [bells ringing] 901 00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:29,367 - CAN I HAVE EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION, PLEASE? 902 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:33,038 EVERYBODY, COME ON IN. 903 00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:39,377 THIS YEAR, CHRISTMAS HAS COME A LITTLE EARLY, 904 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,380 OR A LITTLE LATE, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT. 905 00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:45,783 BUT, UH, EITHER WAY IT'S HERE. 906 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:49,620 AND, UM, THAT'S 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY VIC WOULD'VE WANTED IT, 907 00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,122 TO HAVE ALL HIS FRIENDS 908 00:49:51,156 --> 00:49:54,359 CELEBRATING HIS FAVORITE HOLIDAY... 909 00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:55,693 AND HIM. 910 00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:58,029 - HEAR, HEAR. all: HEAR, HEAR. 911 00:49:58,063 --> 00:50:02,533 - SO NOW, TIME TO ADD THE FINISHING TOUCH 912 00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,669 TO THE FESTIVITIES. 913 00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:06,371 EVERY YEAR, VIC AND I USED TO 914 00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:09,574 FIGHT ABOUT WHO GETS TO PUT THE ANGEL ON THE TREE. 915 00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:12,510 USUALLY HE WON, 'CAUSE... 916 00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:14,245 I LET HIM. 917 00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:17,182 [laughs] 918 00:50:17,215 --> 00:50:20,051 BUT NOW... 919 00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:23,421 THIS YEAR, BABY BROTHER... 920 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:28,426 I'M DOING IT, IN YOUR HONOR. 921 00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:30,695 - CAREFUL, MA. 922 00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:32,397 IF I CAN CLIMB UP ON TOP OF A ROOF, 923 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:37,202 I CAN CLIMB UP ON TOP OF A FUCKIN' CHAIR. 924 00:50:42,307 --> 00:50:43,741 - HEY. 925 00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:46,711 [applause] 926 00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:51,282 - OH! - JESUS. 927 00:50:51,316 --> 00:50:52,817 - NO. 928 00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:56,187 NO! 929 00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:03,828 - * GLORY TO GOD 930 00:51:03,861 --> 00:51:06,097 - IT HAD TO BE PERFECT. 931 00:51:06,131 --> 00:51:09,567 - MA... - NO, IT HAD TO BE PERFECT! 932 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:14,739 IT HAD TO BE PERFECT! 933 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:20,478 - * OH, COME LET US ADORE HIM * 934 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:21,512 * OH, COME 935 00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:26,851 [heart monitor beeping] 936 00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:28,319 - OKAY, MR. KINNEY, 937 00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:32,390 RELAX AND COUNT BACKWARDS FROM TEN. 938 00:51:34,659 --> 00:51:38,796 - TEN... 939 00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:41,332 [Just Relax and Breathe playing] 940 00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:45,503 NINE... 941 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:46,871 EIGHT... 942 00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,406 * 943 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,741 SEVEN... 944 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,343 * 945 00:51:52,377 --> 00:51:55,380 - * JUST RELAX 946 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:59,784 * AND BREATHE 947 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:02,353 * JUST RELAX 948 00:52:02,387 --> 00:52:06,157 * AND BREATHE 949 00:52:06,191 --> 00:52:08,259 * LET EVERYTHING 950 00:52:08,293 --> 00:52:13,231 * SLIP AWAY 951 00:52:13,264 --> 00:52:18,936 * LET EVERYTHING SLIP AWAY 952 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:24,375 * 953 00:52:24,409 --> 00:52:28,179 * DREAMLESS SLEEP 954 00:52:28,213 --> 00:52:33,384 * DREAMLESS SLEEP 955 00:52:33,418 --> 00:52:35,453 * 956 00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:41,426 * FALL INTO THE LIGHT 957 00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:42,727 * 958 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:47,932 * FALL INTO THE LIGHT 959 00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:53,804 * 960 00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:56,874 * PRAY THE LORD 961 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:58,976 * MY SOUL 962 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:04,882 * TO KEEP 963 00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:10,221 * AH 964 00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:11,989 * 965 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:17,995 * AH 966 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:19,430 * 967 00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:25,336 * AH 968 00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:26,704 * 969 00:53:26,737 --> 00:53:32,443 * AH 970 00:53:32,477 --> 00:53:40,385 * 67029

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