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- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX, SHAKE IT, DUDE.
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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- HEY.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
both: CHEERS.
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- THAT NEW CAMPAIGN
YOU CAME UP WITH FOR US
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IS A STROKE OF GENIUS.
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- OH, THANKS, CHARLIE.
- OF COURSE.
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- I COULDN'T AGREE
WITH YOU MORE.
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- [laughs]
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- SO THESE ARE THE PEOPLE
WHO MAKE YOU RICH?
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- MM-HMM.
GOD LOVE 'EM.
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AND...
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HERE'S YOUR CUT OF THE ACTION.
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- BRIAN...
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- THE CONCERNED CITIZENS
FOR THE TRUTH
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WOULD LIKE TO THANK
THE CITIZENS OF LIBERTY AVENUE
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FOR THEIR GENEROUS SUPPORT.
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- BRIAN, IT WAS A GIFT,
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A WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU.
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- WELL, NOW IT'S MY TURN.
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BESIDES, YOU KNOW ME.
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I'LL ONLY BLOW IT
ON BOOZE AND DEBAUCHERY
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AND THE ARMANI SPRING
COLLECTION.
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- WELL, IN THAT CASE,
CASE CLOSED.
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- JEANETTE AND ANNA
HAVE THEIR SON BACK,
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AND AN UNFAIR DECISION'S
BEEN OVERTURNED.
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- AH, CONGRATULATIONS, MEL.
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- WELL, I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.
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- MMM...
ME?
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- FOR REMINDING ME
TO HAVE THE COURAGE
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TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN
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AND THE WISDOM TO ACCEPT
THE THINGS I CAN'T.
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- YEAH, STILL WORKING
ON THAT MYSELF.
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- YEAH, I TRIED
TO MAKE IT WORK,
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BUT, UM, LIVING ALONE
WAS JUST TOO FUCKING LONELY.
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- AND TOO LONELY FUCKING.
RIGHT, EM?
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- NOW SHE'S LIVING IN SIN.
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- OR RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL
FROM IT.
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- JUST MAKE SURE TO PUT
THE TOILET SEAT DOWN.
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DEB GETS A LITTLE TOUCHY.
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- ESPECIALLY AT 2:00
IN THE MORNING.
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LISTEN, I'D RATHER FALL IN
THAN HAVE TO PUT UP
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WITH THAT INGRATE
I USED TO LIVE WITH.
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- THE INGRATITUDE
OF THOSE PUBLISHERS,
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REJECTING YOUR SECOND NOVEL.
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- WELL, WHEN IT COMES
TO THE BOTTOM LINE,
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS LOYALTY.
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- YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER PUBLISHER.
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- ATTENTION.
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ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
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- COME WITH ME.
- OOH.
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- HE'S GONNA GIVE A SPEECH.
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- UM...
[clears throat]
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I'D LIKE TO THANK MY CLIENTS...
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- THANK YOU.
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- UM, MY EMPLOYEES...
OH.
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AND MY FRIENDS
FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT
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TO HELP LAUNCH KINNETIK.
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[cheers and applause]
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[clears throat]
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IT HASN'T BEEN EASY.
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THEY SAY
THAT THE MARKET IS SHRINKING.
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THEY SAY THAT IT'S THE WRONG
TIME TO START A NEW AGENCY.
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WELL, I SAY...
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"DON'T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD."
[laughter]
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ESPECIALLY IN ADVERTISING.
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[applause]
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- THE GUY'S GOT BALLS.
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- YOU DON'T KNOW
THE HALF OF 'EM.
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[cheers and applause]
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- SIS.
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SIS.
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WAITRESS!
- BETTY, HON, YOU WANT TO TAKE
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TABLE NUMBER FIVE?
I'M BUSY.
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- SURE, DEB.
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WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU GENTS?
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- MY FUCKING SISTER.
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- JUSTIN, JUSTIN.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
- WHAT IS IT?
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- IT'S AN EMAIL,
BUT LOOK WHO IT'S FROM.
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- BRETT KELLER.
THE DIRECTOR?
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- YEAH, RATMAN 2,
PHARMACY COWBOY, V-MEN.
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HE SAYS
HE'S A BIG FAN OF RAGE.
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- THAT'S AWESOME.
- YEAH.
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ESPECIALLY IN THE PART
WHERE HE SAYS
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HE WANTS TO MAKE IT
INTO A MOVIE.
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- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
A MOVIE?
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- A MOVIE?
WHO'S MAKING A MOVIE?
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- BRETT KELLER WOULD LIKE TO...
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"FLOAT THE POSSIBILITY
OF TURNING
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YOUR BRILLIANT COMIC BOOK
INTO A LIVE-ACTION FEATURE."
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- OH MY GOD!
OH, MICHAEL!
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I- I ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE RICH
AND FAMOUS ONE DAY.
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I DID. OH MY GOD,
I-I CAN'T BREATHE.
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GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE.
- DEB, TAKE IT EASY.
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- OH, HONEY.
- MA, SIT DOWN.
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- BETTY, COULD YOU BRING
SOME WATER?
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- SURE THING.
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIS?
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- I'M PERFECTLY FINE.
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THERE'S NO NEED
TO CONCERN YOURSELF.
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- BRETT KELLER WANTS TO MAKE
A MOVIE OUT OF RAGE.
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- WELL, CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU TWO.
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WHEN'S THE PREMIERE?
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- HE'S TAKING HIS MOTHER.
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YOU CAN RENT IT AT BLOCKBUSTER.
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- WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET UP
ON UNCLE VIC?
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- I DON'T WISH TO DISCUSS
MY BROTHER.
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I'M STILL WAITING
ON THAT SIDE OF SLAW.
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- JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN'T INVITE
YOU TO HIS DINNER PARTY?
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- IT'S NOT JUST THAT.
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HE OBVIOUSLY JUST DOESN'T WANT
ME AROUND ANY MORE.
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- YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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HE HAS HIS OWN LIFE NOW.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN
HE LOVES YOU ANY LESS.
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HEY.
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REMEMBER WHAT YOU
ALWAYS TOLD ME?
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"BLOOD IS THICKER
THAN MARINARA SAUCE."
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- IF THAT'S HOW SHE WANTS IT,
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO,
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EXCEPT GO ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
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- THANKS.
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- I THOUGHT WE MIGHT ARRANGE
THE LANDSCAPES
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ACCORDING TO SEASON.
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LINDSAY?
- HMM?
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OH.
OH, SORRY, SIDNEY.
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- I SAID I WAS THINKING
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WE COULD ARRANGE THE LANDSCAPES
ACCORDING TO SEASON.
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- SURE.
GREAT IDEA.
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- WHAT ARE YOU READING?
YOUR HOROSCOPE?
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- THE NEW AUERBACH MURAL.
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- AH. I STOPPED BY YESTERDAY
TO TAKE A PEEK.
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PRETTY AMAZING.
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- I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HIS WORK.
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HE'S ALWAYS EVOLVING AND ALWAYS
CHALLENGING HIMSELF.
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- YEAH.
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- HEY, SIDNEY,
WHAT WOULD YOU THINK
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OF DOING AN EXHIBIT OF HIS WORK
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IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE MURAL?
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- IT'D BE A DREAM COME TRUE.
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EXCEPT THAT IT WON'T.
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HIS NEW YORK REP ALREADY TOLD
THE CARNEGIE GALLERY NO.
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- WELL, THERE'S NO HARM
IN ASKING HIM OURSELVES.
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MY HOROSCOPE SAID,
"TAKE A CHANCE."
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- I SUGGEST THAT IT'S TIME TO
GET OUR HEAD OUT OF THE STARS
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AND GET BACK DOWN TO EARTH.
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NOW I THINK WE SHOULD ARRANGE
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THE LANDSCAPES
INTO SEASONS.
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- [chuckles]
OKAY.
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- HE WANTS TO MAKE RAGE
INTO A MOVIE.
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- SO?
- BRETT KELLER?
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THAT'S FANTASTIC.
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- ARE THESE RATES FIRM?
- AS MY ABS.
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I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE MACHINES.
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- DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
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- YEAH, HE WANTS TO MAKE IT
INTO A MOVIE.
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TELL THEM WE'LL BOOK
THE NEXT THREE ISSUES
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IF THEY KNOCK OFF 15%.
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- AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME?
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I'M GOING TO BE RICH.
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- GOOD.
NOW YOU CAN PAY BACK
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THE THOUSANDS I SPENT
ON YOUR ABORTED EDUCATION.
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- WHO NEEDS SCHOOL
WHEN YOU HAVE A PICTURE DEAL?
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- YOU STILL WON'T HAVE A DEGREE.
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- I ALREADY HAVE AN IDEA
FOR THE FIRST FEATURE.
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ASSUMING, OF COURSE, THERE ARE
GOING TO BE NUMEROUS SEQUELS.
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J.T. GETS EVEN
WITH HIS BASHERS,
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GOES TO HOLLYWOOD,
AND BECOMES A STAR.
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- WOW.
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT BRAINSTORM?
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- HOW ABOUT WE GO TO BABYLON
LATER AND CELEBRATE?
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- SORRY.
IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.
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CYNTHIA, WHEN IS THE DEADLINE
ON THAT RUN?
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- NOON TOMORROW.
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- HEY, SPIELBERG.
- [grunts]
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- ONE DRINK.
- OH, OKAY.
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- HERE YOU GO, HONEY.
- OHH.
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- I PUT SOME MINIATURE
MARSHMALLOWS ON TOP.
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- [gasps]
I LOVE MINIATURE MARSHMALLOWS.
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I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF THEM
AS ANGELS' BALLS.
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- [chuckles]
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THEY GOT 'EM.
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WHOA!
THAT IS ONE FUCKING RED DOOR.
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- IT'S NOT "FUCKING RED,"
IT'S "JUNGLE RED."
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AND I FIGURED, SINCE YOU'RE
THE MOST COLORFUL PERSON
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ON THE BLOCK,
WHY NOT HAVE A DOOR TO MATCH?
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- HA!
IT'S NICE.
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[car door shuts]
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HEY, TEDDY!
- HEY, DEB.
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- HI, HONEY.
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WANNA COME IN
FOR SOME HOT CHOCOLATE?
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- UH...
NO.
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THANKS, I'M NOT--
I'M NOT STAYING.
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- TOO BAD.
WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
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I GOT A FRESH BAG
OF ANGELS' BALLS.
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- WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA MAKE
SOME CAUSTIC REMARK?
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- ABOUT WHAT?
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- MY MOVING IN WITH DEB.
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YOU KNOW, THE "NOW EMMETT'S GOT
HIS OWN PERSONAL FAG HAG."
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- I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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LIVING ALONE
WOULD'VE DRIVEN YOU NUTS,
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AND I'M SURE DEB ENJOYS HAVING
A NEW ROOMIE.
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SO ALL IN ALL I'D SAY
IT'S AN IDEAL ARRANGEMENT.
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- ALMOST AS PERFECT
AS YOUR WORKING FOR BRIAN.
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- I TOLD HIM HE'S BETTING
ON A LOSER,
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BUT WOULDN'T BE
THE FIRST TIME A LONG SHOT
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CAME FROM BEHIND, I GUESS.
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- WE'LL CALL YOU SEABISCUIT.
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- [clears throat]
AS--AS PART OF MY RECOVERY,
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I'M TRYING TO MAKE AMENDS
FOR MY BEHAVIOR,
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SO I'VE WRITTEN LETTERS
APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE.
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MICHAEL, BEN, BRIAN,
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MEL AND LINDS...
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YOU.
- [chuckles]
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LAST AS ALWAYS.
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- DAMN IT, EMMETT,
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT LAST.
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OR LEAST.
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- IT'S VERY ADMIRABLE, TED,
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ADMITTING YOUR MISTAKES.
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DID EVERYONE FORGIVE YOU?
- SO FAR.
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- MUST MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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- CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW RELIEVED I AM.
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- GOOD FOR YOU.
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BUT WHAT'S READING
THIS LETTER...
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GONNA DO FOR ME?
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00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,090
HMM?
228
00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,060
WILL IT TAKE AWAY
ALL THE DAMAGE THAT'S BEEN DONE?
229
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:03,063
ALL THE PAIN
THAT'S BEEN INFLICTED?
230
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:08,335
WILL IT MAKE UP FOR MY FEELING
INADEQUATE AND HELPLESS?
231
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,838
OR ERASE
ALL THOSE MEMORIES OF YOU
232
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,372
DESCENDING INTO YOUR ADDICTION,
233
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:18,478
WHILE YOU TRIED TO DRAG ME DOWN
WITH YOU?
234
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,347
SORRY, TEDDY.
235
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:24,985
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GET YOUR
FEEL-GOOD FIX FROM SOMEONE ELSE.
236
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,230
[laughter]
237
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:40,801
- THAT'S SO TIGHT.
238
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,370
- SHIT.
- THAT'S SO COOL.
239
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,938
OH!
- WHOA!
240
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,207
- OH!
241
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,976
[laughs]
242
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:52,212
FIRST I'M GOING
TO PAY OFF MY MOM'S HOUSE,
243
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,948
THEN I'M GOING TO PUT A DOWN
PAYMENT ON A HOUSE FOR US.
244
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,751
THEN I'M GOING TO BUY A CAR.
- A PORSCHE CARRERA.
245
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,853
- IT'S ONLY A TWO-SEATER.
- DON'T WORRY.
246
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,822
WE'LL LET YOU RIDE IN IT
ONCE IN A WHILE.
247
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,957
RIGHT, BEN?
- RIGHT, PAL.
248
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,993
ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW
WHICH FANTASY'S CRAZIER,
249
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,161
THE ONE YOU'RE WATCHING OR THE
ONE YOU'RE TELLING YOURSELVES.
250
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,363
- WHY IS IT SO CRAZY?
251
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,499
- JUST BECAUSE HE SAYS HE WANTS
TO MAKE IT INTO A MOVIE
252
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,768
DOESN'T MEAN IT WILL EVER SEE
THE LIGHT OF DAY.
253
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,971
- THIS PART'S SO COOL.
- I DON'T KNOW WHY NOT.
254
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,239
- I CAN JUST SEE RAGE
DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
255
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,373
- THOSE GUYS TALK BIG,
256
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,110
BUT WE'LL SEE IF THEY DELIVER.
257
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,378
- WHO'S GOING TO PLAY RAGE?
258
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,015
- TOM CRUISE.
BRAD PITT.
259
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,149
- THOSE GEEZERS?
260
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,852
YOU GOT TO GET ASHTON KUTCHER.
261
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,120
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
262
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,554
- SOME OF US NON-HOLLYWOOD TYPES
263
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,123
HAVE A FACULTY MEETING
IN THE MORNING.
264
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,459
COME ON, STAY AND WATCH
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
265
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,161
I'LL SIT ON YOUR LAP.
266
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,430
- BRETT KELLER FILM
ISN'T MY THING.
267
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,299
- V-MEN WAS ONE OF THE TOP
GROSSERS OF LAST YEAR.
268
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,902
- ALL THAT PROVES IS THERE ARE
A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE
269
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:49,903
WHO DON'T MIND SETTLING
FOR MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT.
270
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,038
- THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT.
271
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:54,875
- DON'T COME TO BED TOO LATE.
272
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,543
- FUCKING AWESOME!
273
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,879
- [laughs]
MM.
274
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,280
- OHH!
- YEAH!
275
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,182
- [laughs]
276
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:22,069
- AND THEN ADD MORE WHITE
TO THE RED.
277
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,939
- EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING
FOR MR. AUERBACH.
278
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,314
EXCUSE ME,
IS SAM AUERBACH HERE?
279
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,317
- YOU CALL THIS A BAGEL?
280
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:40,320
- YOU MIGHT SAY HIS PRESENCE
IS EVERYWHERE.
281
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:43,323
- A LOX WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD
ON THIS.
282
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,093
- SORRY, SAM.
283
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,229
IF I WERE YOU, I'D FLEE
HIS WRATH AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
284
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,531
WILL SOMEONE FIND ME
A REAL BAGEL?
285
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,235
AND A SCHMEAR.
- I'M ON IT, SAM.
286
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,104
- GOTTA RUN.
- YEAH.
287
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:01,041
- I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL ANDY
LIVED IN THIS GODFORSAKEN BURG,
288
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,945
BUT I SURE AS HELL
KNOW WHY HE LEFT.
289
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,947
- MR. AUERBACH?
- YEAH. WHO ARE YOU?
290
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,216
- MY NAME IS LINDSAY PETERSON.
- I NEED THAT PAINT MIXED.
291
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,118
WHERE THE FUCK IS JEROME?
292
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,954
- YOU JUST SENT HIM OUT
FOR BAGELS.
293
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:17,224
MR. AUERBACH, I'M
A TREMENDOUS FAN OF YOUR WORK.
294
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,492
I-I-I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY
THE MOST BRILLIANT PAINTER...
295
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,661
- I KNOW.
I KNOW. I'M, UH...
296
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,397
YOU'LL EXCUSE ME A MOMENT, I
GOTTA PEE LIKE A SON OF A BITCH.
297
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:29,669
- I'LL SPEAK QUICKLY.
- [sighs]
298
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,004
I'LL TRY TO HOLD IT.
299
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,539
- THANK YOU.
300
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,107
I'M FROM THE SIDNEY BLOOM
GALLERY,
301
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,142
AND WE WERE HOPING
WE MIGHT INTEREST YOU
302
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,643
IN A SHOW OF YOUR RECENT WORKS,
303
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,679
INCLUDING PERHAPS SOME DRAWINGS
FOR THE MURAL?
304
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,016
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE IT UP
WITH MY AGENT?
305
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,685
- I FEEL THE PERSONAL TOUCH
IS ALWAYS THE BEST.
306
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:51,258
- MIRANDA, HONEY,
WOULD YOU JUST, UH,
307
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,161
TAKE THESE BRUSHES
UP THERE FOR ME?
308
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,397
- SURE, SAM.
309
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,434
- SEE, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
THE PERSONAL TOUCH.
310
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,541
- IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO MOANING
MONA CRY ONE MORE TIME
311
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,210
ABOUT HOW SHE MISSES HER PILLS,
I'M GOING TO SHOVE
312
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,712
A GODDAMN PERCOCET
DOWN HER THROAT MYSELF.
313
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,548
- THERE'S A LESSON
IN EVERY STORY.
314
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,285
- AND THE LESSON TODAY WAS:
YOU CAN BE A HOPELESS ADDICT,
315
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,554
YOU CAN DESTROY YOUR LIFE AND
THE LIFE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU,
316
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,056
BUT DON'T BORE YOUR AUDIENCE.
317
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,724
- JUST KEEP COMING.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
318
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,695
- MONA WILL WORK HER STEPS,
AND YOU'LL WORK YOURS.
319
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,297
- YEAH.
EXCEPT I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN
320
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,199
WHERE MY STEPS ARE LEADING ME.
321
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,301
- SOBRIETY.
WHOLENESS.
322
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:38,438
- I DON'T MEAN THAT.
323
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,073
LOOK, IF WHAT EMMETT SAYS
WAS TRUE,
324
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,341
THAT THE ONLY REASON
THAT I'M WRITING THESE
325
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,709
IS SO THAT EVERYONE
WILL FORGIVE ME
326
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,311
AND I CAN FEEL GOOD
ABOUT MYSELF,
327
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,312
THEN THAT'S REALLY NO DIFFERENT
THAN THE WAY
328
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,982
I WAS USING THEM BEFORE.
329
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:52,485
IN WHICH CASE HE WAS RIGHT
NOT TO ACCEPT IT.
330
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,722
- LOOK, I KNOW IT'S UPSETTING.
331
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,724
THE PERSON YOU MOST WANTED
TO HEAR YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN.
332
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:01,361
BUT YOU CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR HIS REACTION.
333
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,463
- JUST SPARE ME
THE A.A. BULLSHIT, WOULD YOU?
334
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,731
- YOU OFFERED HIM YOUR TRUTH.
335
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,466
- YEAH, "MY TRUTH."
336
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:10,237
- THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
337
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,139
- WELL, IF THAT'S
ALL THAT MATTERS,
338
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:16,776
HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER OFFERED
ME YOUR TRUTH?
339
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,645
HMM?
340
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,485
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING
TO SKIP THE COFFEE.
341
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,121
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
342
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,363
- SIS.
343
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,031
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
344
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,267
- I GUESS I KIND OF OVERREACTED
THE OTHER NIGHT,
345
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,534
BUT, UH, YOU KNOW ME.
346
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:45,038
- QUEEN OF THE DRAMA QUEENS.
347
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,774
SO HOW ABOUT A PIECE
OF KUGELHOF?
348
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,776
I JUST BAKED IT.
349
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,778
- THAT'S WHAT I MISS.
350
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,047
THE SMELL OF YOUR KUGELHOF.
351
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:58,785
- I BAKED AN EXTRA ONE FOR YOU.
352
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,653
I'M SORRY
IF YOU WERE HURT, SIS.
353
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,057
YOU KNOW THAT'S THE LAST THING
I'D EVER WANT TO DO.
354
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,526
- I KNOW THAT, BABY.
- IT'S JUST THAT...
355
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,395
I'M ENTITLED TO MY OWN LIFE.
356
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,163
- WHO SAID YOU WEREN'T?
357
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,165
- ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL IT TOOK
FOR ME TO GET IT.
358
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:15,402
- HMM, YOU AND ME BOTH.
359
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,437
- SO THEN LET'S BE HAPPY THAT...
360
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,439
WE EACH FINALLY HAVE
OUR OWN LIVES.
361
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,409
- WELL, YEAH,
YOU CERTAINLY DO.
362
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,711
A SWEET LITTLE APARTMENT
AND A BOYFRIEND.
363
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,714
- LIFE PARTNER.
- LIFE PARTNER.
364
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:32,152
- IT'S A MIRACLE.
365
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,687
- OF COURSE,
IT TAKES A MIRACLE WORKER
366
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,290
TO MAKE A MIRACLE HAPPEN.
367
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,826
AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING
ABOUT THE GOOD LORD ABOVE.
368
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,461
- I KNOW, SIS, I KNOW.
369
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,729
HOW ABOUT A PIECE OF KUGELHOF?
370
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,431
- I'M TALKING SHEER WILL
371
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,699
AND HARD WORK AND SACRIFICES.
372
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,435
LOTS OF SACRIFICES.
373
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,836
YOU KNOW,
LIKE MY NURSING YOU MYSELF
374
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,704
WHEN YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE
RAN OUT.
375
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,840
CLEANING UP YOUR VOMIT
AND WIPING YOUR ASS.
376
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,775
- JESUS CHRIST,
IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT YOU
377
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,610
WIPING MY ASS ONE MORE TIME...
378
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,447
- WELL, IF I HAD TO DO IT,
YOU CAN FUCKING HEAR ABOUT IT.
379
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,882
I MEAN, WHO ELSE WOULD'VE DONE
IT IF IT WASN'T FOR ME?
380
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,118
IF I HADN'T TAKEN YOU IN,
WHERE WOULD YOU HAVE GONE?
381
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,887
WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU?
382
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,756
I THINK WE BOTH KNOW
THE ANSWER TO THAT,
383
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,724
SO I'M JUST SAYING...
384
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,194
DON'T FORGET WHO PUT
THEIR LIFE ON HOLD
385
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,862
SO THAT YOU ONE DAY
COULD LIVE YOURS.
386
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,498
- I'LL NEVER FORGET
AND I'LL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL.
387
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:22,502
BUT I NEVER ASKED OR EXPECTED
YOU TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE.
388
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,138
- WELL, HOW ELSE
WAS IT GONNA HAPPEN?
389
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,906
BY MAGIC?
390
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,642
- I'D BE DAMNED IF I WAS GONNA
LET THAT DISEASE GET YOU,
391
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,245
NOT AS LONG AS I HAD ONE OUNCE
OF STRENGTH LEFT.
392
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:39,219
WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I DID IT?
393
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,789
"I THOUGHT YOU DID IT
FOR ME, MAMA."
394
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,796
- WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
395
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,365
YOU THINK I DID IT FOR ME?
396
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,501
- IF IT GAVE YOU
A SENSE OF PURPOSE,
397
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,169
A WAY TO FEEL GOOD
ABOUT YOURSELF.
398
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,670
- YOU FUCKING LITTLE INGRATE.
399
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:58,905
- LOOK, THIS IS MY HOUSE.
400
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,307
YOU DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY.
401
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,908
- YOUR HOUSE?
402
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:05,245
AREN'T YOU SUDDENLY HIGH
AND MIGHTY?
403
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,513
I'M NOT EVEN SURPRISED.
404
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,281
YOU KNOW, YOU--YOU TOOK
WHAT YOU NEEDED,
405
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,817
AND THE FIRST CHANCE YOU GOT,
IT WAS "SO LONG, SUCKER!"
406
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,951
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
407
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,420
- THE HELL IT ISN'T!
408
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,790
YOU USED ME.
- AND YOU USED ME.
409
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,792
I THINK YOU'D BETTER LEAVE.
410
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,429
- DON'T EVEN BOTHER ASKING.
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
411
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,397
I'M ALREADY GONE.
- YEAH.
412
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,399
AND DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK
UNTIL YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
413
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:30,537
- AND DON'T YOU WORRY,
BECAUSE I'M NEVER COMING BACK.
414
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:34,307
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
415
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,975
OH, EXCUSE ME.
416
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,277
YOU WANT AN APOLOGY?
417
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,945
HERE'S MY APOLOGY:
418
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,681
FUCK YOU, LITTLE BROTHER.
419
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,850
FUCK YOU.
420
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,320
[slams table]
421
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,790
[opens and shuts door]
422
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,827
[house music]
423
00:19:54,861 --> 00:20:02,802
*
424
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,377
- YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM
WITH OUR EXTRACURRICULAR
425
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,445
ONE-FUCK-ONLY POLICY?
426
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:16,616
- IS IT THAT AFTER A WHILE,
YOU START ASKING YOURSELF...
427
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,386
"AM I DOING THIS
BECAUSE I WANT TO DO IT,
428
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,722
"OR BECAUSE I NEED TO DO IT?
429
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,325
"AND IF I NEED TO DO IT,
430
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,661
"IS IT TO PROVE TO MYSELF
I'M STILL YOUNG AND ATTRACTIVE?
431
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:32,332
OR 'CAUSE I THINK I'M UNWORTHY
OF BEING LOVED?"
432
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:37,637
- OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'VE HAD
EVERY FUCKABLE GUY IN THIS CITY.
433
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,875
- WHAT ABOUT HIM?
434
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,378
- AH...
435
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,315
THE SCENT OF FRESH MEAT.
436
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:55,355
THRILL OF THE KILL.
- HEY, TOO BAD, SIMBA.
437
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,356
IT'S ME HE'S CHECKING OUT.
438
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,657
- IN YOUR DREAMS.
439
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,728
- YOU WANT TO BET?
440
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,030
- WHAT ARE THE STAKES?
441
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,366
- IF I WIN,
YOU TAKE ME
442
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:11,904
ON AN ALL-EXPENSE PAID TRIP
TO "IBEEZA."
443
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,308
- IT'S PRONOUNCED "IBEETHA."
444
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:18,077
AND IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO
FOR A BATHHOUSE WITH SAND.
445
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,948
- AND IF YOU WIN?
- IF I WIN...
446
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,950
[laughs]
YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
447
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,686
- NO FUCKING WAY.
448
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:29,922
- YOUR CALL.
- NO, WAIT. WAIT.
449
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:34,927
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY. YOU'RE ON.
450
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,364
'CAUSE I KNOW
HE WAS CHECKING ME OUT.
451
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:50,710
SHIT.
HE'S GONE.
452
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,313
- HE WHO HESITATES
DOESN'T GET LAID.
453
00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:01,888
- THE MAN IS A PIG,
AN ABSOLUTE PIG.
454
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,691
- AH, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT MEETING YOUR HEROES.
455
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,959
- WHOEVER SAID IT
MUST HAVE MET HIM.
456
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,695
IF I WASN'T ALREADY A DYKE,
457
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,497
HE'D HAVE SENT ME DIVING
FOR THE NEAREST MUFF.
458
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,665
- AND IT'S RIGHT HERE, BABY.
459
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,837
- YOU'D SAY I WAS...
460
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,871
ATTRACTIVE,
WOULDN'T YOU?
461
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,873
- MM, I HAVE TO SHIELD MY EYES
462
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,609
EVERY TIME YOU WALK IN THE ROOM.
463
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,612
HE LOOKED RIGHT THROUGH ME,
AS IF I WAS INVISIBLE.
464
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,879
BUT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE WAY
465
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,481
HE WENT
AFTER HIS TRAMP ASSISTANT.
466
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,617
UGH.
467
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,485
- IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE WEARING?
468
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,020
- MM, MY WOOL COAT.
469
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:37,023
- WHAT WAS THE TRAMP ASSISTANT
WEARING?
470
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:41,160
- DID YOU EVER HAVE
A DISCO BARBIE?
471
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,996
- YOU THINK I ONLY PLAYED
WITH G.I. JOE?
472
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:48,735
YES, EVEN I, RAGING BULL, WAS
INDOCTRINATED AT A YOUNG AGE
473
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,670
TO THE STRAIGHT MAN'S IDEAL
OF FEMININE PERFECTION.
474
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,738
- MM. WELL, THAT'S
WHAT SHE WAS WEARING.
475
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,473
- WELL, THERE'S YOUR ANSWER.
476
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,542
- YOU EXPECT ME TO WALK AROUND
IN A SPANDEX DISH TOWEL
477
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,076
AND A COUPLE OF POST-ITS?
478
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,878
- I'M MERELY GIVING YOU
THE SAME ADVICE YOU GAVE ME
479
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,914
WHEN LARRY JACOBS TOOK OVER
THE ARLEN VERSUS ARLEN CASE:
480
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:05,151
"IT ISN'T RIGHT.
IT ISN'T FAIR. IT JUST IS."
481
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:08,187
REMIND ME TO KEEP
MY BIG MOUTH SHUT.
482
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,890
- LOOK.
HE'S A MAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN.
483
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,025
GAY, STRAIGHT,
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
484
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,627
WE ALL HAVE
OUR POWERS OF PERSUASION.
485
00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:15,795
IF YOU WANT
SOMETHING OUT OF HIM,
486
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,630
YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY HIS GAME,
487
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,866
'CAUSE HE SURE AS HELL
ISN'T GOING TO PLAY YOURS.
488
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,070
MMM.
489
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,409
- [sighing]
490
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,083
- SHIT.
491
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,652
- PROBLEM?
492
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:42,555
- I'M JUST WAITING FOR
AN ANSWER TO AN E-MAIL.
493
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,791
- WELL, IT MUST BE
PRETTY IMPORTANT.
494
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,826
- YEAH, MICHAEL AND I
WROTE KELLER BACK
495
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:50,463
AND TOLD HIM WE'RE
INTERESTED IN HIS OFFER.
496
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,799
- OH.
497
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,201
WELL, I'M SURE
BIG-TIME DIRECTORS
498
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,803
HAVE HUNDREDS OF CALLS
AND E-MAILS TO ANSWER.
499
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,471
HE'LL GET BACK TO YOU
WHEN HE CAN.
500
00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,206
- MMM.
501
00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:03,476
- THAT IS, IF HE'S
STILL INTERESTED.
502
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,612
- WHY WOULDN'T HE BE?
503
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,480
- YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
OUT IN HOLLYWOOD.
504
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,081
THEY'RE HOT ON SOMETHING
ONE MINUTE
505
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,817
AND COLD ON IT THE NEXT.
506
00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:13,252
- I'M SURE HE MEANT IT.
507
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,088
- I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT.
508
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,124
WHAT IF HE TURNS IT
INTO A PIECE OF SHIT?
509
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,560
- WE WON'T LET HIM.
510
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,162
- ONCE YOU SELL IT,
HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS.
511
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,932
MAKE RAGE...
STRAIGHT.
512
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:32,605
READY FOR LUNCH?
513
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,106
- WE NEED TO GET A LAWYER.
514
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,875
- FOR WHAT?
515
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:38,110
- KELLER COULD TURN RAGE
INTO A SINGING WARTHOG,
516
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:41,280
AND THERE'S NOTHING
WE COULD DO ABOUT IT.
517
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,249
- WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN TELLING HIM?
518
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,618
- TO BE CAREFUL,
THAT'S ALL.
519
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,153
- IT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN.
520
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,656
HE TOLD US HE LOVES RAGE
JUST THE WAY HE IS.
521
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:53,025
- HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S NOT
JUST SAYING THAT?
522
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:57,163
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BEN.
523
00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:58,731
NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
524
00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,767
IF YOU WOULD JUST BUTT OUT.
525
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,773
- HAPPY TO.
526
00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:26,525
- THAT LOOKS NICE.
527
00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,664
- WELL, WE FAERIES
HAVE A SPECIAL GIFT
528
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,966
FOR RECLAIMING ANYTHING,
529
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,068
NO MATTER HOW COMMON,
530
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:39,806
AND TRANSFORMING IT INTO
SOMETHING MAGICAL.
531
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,709
WELL, ALMOST ANYTHING.
532
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,711
- I, UH...
533
00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:47,947
BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.
534
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,982
- I THOUGHT I
RETURNED THAT TO SENDER.
535
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,784
- I KNOW,
I...RETRIEVED IT
536
00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:53,820
FROM THE DEAD LETTER FILE.
537
00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,087
- WELL I, UH...
538
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,089
ALREADY TOLD TEDDY
THAT, UM,
539
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,925
I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT
HE'S DOING HIS STEPS
540
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,794
AND WRITING HIS LETTERS,
BUT IT'S ABOUT HIM, NOT ME.
541
00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,963
- THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
542
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:07,199
IT'S ABOUT YOU
HELPING HIM AND, UH...
543
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,368
YOURSELF, TO MOVE ON.
544
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,338
- I HAVE MOVED ON.
THANKS.
545
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:16,008
AND, UH, SO HAS TED WITHOUT
ANY HELP OR, UH,
546
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,677
OR FORGIVENESS FROM ME.
547
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:21,347
- HE'S NOT ASKING
FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS.
548
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,215
HE'S ASKING YOU
TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS PAIN
549
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,084
FOR HAVING HURT YOU.
550
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:29,021
AFTER THAT, IT'S UP TO HIM
TO FORGIVE HIMSELF.
551
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:58,751
- THAT'S THE EIGHTH ONE
SO FAR TODAY.
552
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,821
IF I'D HAVE KNOWN
WHAT A FLESHPOT THIS WAS,
553
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:04,791
I WOULD'VE SIGNED UP
YEARS AGO.
554
00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:05,992
NOT THAT I NEED IT.
555
00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:08,627
I HAVE THE PERFECT
TWINK PHYSIQUE.
556
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,673
- THEN WHY DON'T YOU
PUT IT TO USE?
557
00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,152
DID YOU JUST START HERE?
558
00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:36,689
- YEAH.
I'M NEW IN TOWN.
559
00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:40,059
- SCORE ONE FOR PITTSBURGH.
560
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:42,061
MY NAME'S BRIAN.
561
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,897
- SHANE.
562
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,766
- IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO SEE
A FRESH...
563
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,168
FACE.
564
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,302
Justin: OKAY.
565
00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,670
I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL THEN.
566
00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:56,843
- SHIT. HOLD ON.
567
00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,310
COULD YOU ACTUALLY DO
A FAVOR FOR ME?
568
00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,846
- YEAH, SURE.
569
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,248
- I KNOW IT'S NOT EVERYBODY
WHO CAN...
570
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,883
SPREAD THEIR LEGS
LIKE THAT.
571
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,788
- I STILL CAN'T GO
AS FAR AS I'D LIKE.
572
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:12,391
- WELL, I WOULD BE HAPPY
TO HELP STRETCH YOU.
573
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:18,364
- HEY.
[inaudible whisper]
574
00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:25,404
- IT WAS NICE
TALKING TO YOU.
575
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:28,007
I GOT TO GO.
576
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:35,247
- THE MAN THAT
GOT AWAY, HUH?
577
00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,950
- AND I WAS HALFWAY
UP HIS ASS.
578
00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:41,220
- HE MUST'VE HEARD
THAT NASTY RUMOR.
579
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,489
YOU KNOW, THE ONE ABOUT YOU
HAVING CRABS.
580
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:48,394
- AH.
I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED.
581
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,763
- PACK THE SUNSCREEN.
WE'RE GOING TO IBIZA.
582
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,432
- AH, I WOULDN'T DITCH
MY TEXTBOOKS YET.
583
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:02,775
- GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
- GOOD NIGHT.
584
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,279
- HEY.
- HEY, BUDDY.
585
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,015
- MR. AUERBACH?
- YEAH.
586
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,850
- YOU WANTED A GOOD BAGEL?
587
00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:13,019
HERE'S A GOOD BAGEL.
588
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,520
GO AHEAD, TRY ONE.
589
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,323
HMM, YOU SCREAMED
LOUD ENOUGH FOR THEM.
590
00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:28,567
- THESE FROM NEW YORK?
591
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,069
- TELL JEROME
TO GO TO SOLLY'S.
592
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,539
IT'S THE BEST DELI
IN PITTSBURGH.
593
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,274
BY THE WAY,
I'M LINDSAY PETERSON,
594
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:36,442
FROM
THE SIDNEY BLOOM GALLERY.
595
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,544
WE MET BRIEFLY
THE OTHER DAY.
596
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:41,180
- THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
597
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,187
WELL, YOU COMING?
598
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,503
- OH!
- OH! OH, OH!
599
00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,905
THAT'S OKAY,
SWEETHEART, THAT'S OKAY.
600
00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:06,906
YOU'RE IN THE BEST
OF HANDS.
601
00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:09,441
THERE YOU GO.
602
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,210
[clearing of throat]
603
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,313
- OH.
IT'S INCREDIBLE.
604
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:15,848
- MMM.
605
00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,917
- IT'S A WORK OF
MONUMENTAL IMPORTANCE,
606
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:18,985
RIGHT UP THERE
WITH THE DECO SERIES
607
00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:20,119
AND THE SANTA FE PROJECT.
608
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:24,056
- DID YOU
BRING THE BAGELS?
609
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,325
- MR. AUERBACH...
- SAM.
610
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,995
- SAM, I WISH
YOU WOULD RECONSIDER
611
00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:31,130
ALLOWING US TO DO A SHOW THAT
WOULD TRACE THIS MURAL
612
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,465
FROM COMMISSION
TO CONCEPT TO EXECUTION.
613
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:34,600
USING YOUR SKETCHES AND NOTES,
WE COULD...
614
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:38,337
- GIVE ME A HAND,
WOULD YOU?
615
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:41,473
- ME?
- TAKE THIS BRUSH.
616
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:44,210
SOME RIATA RED NUMBER 9.
- HMM? MM-HM.
617
00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:45,411
- DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY COME UP
WITH THESE CRAZY NAMES.
618
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,213
- [uneasy chuckle]
- [chuckling]
619
00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:50,216
NICE EVEN STROKES,
ALL RIGHT?
620
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,151
THAT'S IT.
- OH...
621
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,485
- YEAH,
THAT'S THE WAY, YEAH.
622
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,087
KEEP MOVING IT.
- OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
623
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,956
I'M ACTUALLY PAINTING
WITH SAM AUERBACH.
624
00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,290
- KEEP STROKING.
625
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,631
- W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
626
00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:08,634
- I TOLD YOU,
KEEP STROKING.
627
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:11,537
- UM...OH!
OH, MY GOD.
628
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,506
OH, MY GOD,
I'M SO SORRY, I'M...
629
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:18,244
I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW,
I'M...I'M HAPPILY MARRIED.
630
00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,679
- YEAH.
WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY?
631
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,249
- HE'S NOT A GUY.
HE'S A WOMAN.
632
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:26,518
- ALL THE BETTER.
CALL HER.
633
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,687
WE'LL HAVE A THREE-WAY.
634
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,424
OH! OH! OH! OH!
- [gasps] OH, MY GOD!
635
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,394
- [grunts]
636
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,129
OW, MY NOSE!
637
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,431
[groaning]
- YOU'RE BLEEDING.
638
00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:41,067
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S JUST...
639
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,002
JUST A LITTLE RIATA RED
NUMBER 9.
640
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:45,004
OH, YOU REALLY
MUST BE A DYKE
641
00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:47,206
WITH A RIGHT HOOK
LIKE THAT.
642
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,575
- YOU ARE THE MOST REPELLENT MAN
I'VE EVER MET,
643
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:52,611
EVEN IF YOU ARE A GENIUS.
644
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:55,681
- HEY.
645
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,349
WHAT DID YOU SAY THE NAME OF
THAT DELI IS AGAIN?
646
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:08,194
[exhales]
647
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:12,631
- VIC'S POTS AND PANS HAVE
MOVED MORE THAN I HAVE.
648
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,367
FIRST TO TED'S,
THEN TO YOUR MOM'S, NOW HERE.
649
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,503
- SHE SAID SHE WANTED ALL
OF IT OUT OF THE HOUSE
650
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,105
BEFORE SHE COULD
COUNT TO 10.
651
00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,740
"AND THAT INCLUDES
EVERY FUCKING TEASPOON."
652
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,110
- IT'S SCARY,
HOW WELL YOU DO HER.
653
00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:26,445
[knocking on window]
654
00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,514
- I JUST WISH THEY'D KISS
AND MAKE UP ALREADY.
655
00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,449
- UH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
656
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:34,020
THERE'S NOTHING MORE TEDIOUS
THAN THOSE INTERMINABLE FEUDS.
657
00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,491
[knocking]
658
00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,494
[keys jangling]
659
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,066
[TV playing quietly]
660
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,067
[door closes]
661
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,036
- UNCLE VIC?
662
00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:57,109
[creaking of floorboards]
663
00:32:57,143 --> 00:33:00,512
- [whispering] SO, WHAT
SHOULD WE DO WITH THIS?
664
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,214
- WELL, I'D PUT IT AWAY,
665
00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:03,649
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE WANTS IT.
666
00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:06,985
- THEN I GUESS WE'D BETTER
WAKE HIM UP AND ASK HIM.
667
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:13,259
- UNCLE VIC,
YOUR MOVERS ARE HERE.
668
00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:15,361
- WITH EVERYTHING FROM DEBBIE'S
KITCHEN EXCEPT THE SINK.
669
00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:16,662
[chuckling]
670
00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:23,602
- UNCLE VIC?
671
00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:27,406
UNCLE VIC?
672
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,145
UNCLE VIC...
673
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,519
- TWO PINK PLATE SPECIALS,
674
00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:42,388
PORK CHOP
WITH MASHED POTATOES,
675
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,123
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK,
NO VEGETABLES,
676
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,324
BUT I CHANGED THAT FOR YOU,
SWEETHEART,
677
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,293
SO EAT ALL YOUR BROCCOLI.
678
00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,664
WHERE THE HELL
IS THE POT PIE?
679
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,266
DID YOU HAVE TO GO KILL
A CHICKEN?
680
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,168
- MA?
Cook: IT'S COMING. IT'S COMING.
681
00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,837
- I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW,
MICHAEL.
682
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,439
- IT'S IMPORTANT.
683
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,274
- CAN'T YOU SEE MY HANDS
ARE FULL? ALL RIGHT?
684
00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,675
BETTY'S OUT SICK,
I'M WORKING TWO STATIONS.
685
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,277
- MA, PLEASE.
686
00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:06,578
- HERE YOU GO, HONEY.
SORRY.
687
00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:08,414
Man: I NEED THE CHECK,
PLEASE.
688
00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:09,815
- I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
- DEB, THE POT PIE'S UP.
689
00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,450
- GROWLING FOR MEAT TODAY.
690
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:15,687
- MA, WILL YOU PUT
THE GODDAMN TRAY DOWN?
691
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,090
- WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT
THAT IT CAN'T WAIT?
692
00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:20,159
- COME SIT DOWN.
693
00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,293
- I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO SIT DOWN, MICHAEL.
694
00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:24,596
JUST TELL ME. WHAT?
695
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,566
- IT'S UNCLE VIC.
- WHAT ABOUT HIM?
696
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,734
DID HE HAVE A SHIT FIT
WHEN YOU SHOWED UP
697
00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:31,203
WITH ALL THOSE POTS
AND PANS?
698
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,704
WELL, I HOPE SO,
THAT SON OF A BITCH.
699
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,706
- MA...
700
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,242
Debbie: WHAT?
701
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,710
Man: IS BETTY
NOT WORKING TODAY?
702
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:41,347
- UNCLE VIC IS GONE.
703
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:48,520
HE PASSED AWAY.
704
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,658
- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
705
00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:57,629
- WE TOOK THE STUFF
OVER TO HIM.
706
00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,631
HE WAS THERE...
707
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:04,236
IN FRONT OF THE TV.
708
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,652
I'M SORRY, MOM.
709
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:27,226
I CALLED RODNEY.
710
00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:30,562
AND THE PARAMEDICS CAME,
BUT...
711
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:44,210
- [moans]
712
00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:50,816
I'VE GOTTA GET MY FOOD.
713
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:54,286
- IT'S OKAY, MA.
IT'LL WAIT.
714
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:04,330
[overlapping chatter]
715
00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:08,267
[football game playing
in background]
716
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,402
[laughter]
717
00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:14,373
[overlapping chatter]
718
00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:27,886
- YOU INTO FOOTBALL?
719
00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:30,289
- I HATE FOOTBALL.
720
00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:32,558
- THEN WHY ARE YOU
WATCHING IT?
721
00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,426
- SO SOME HOT GUY
WILL COME OVER
722
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:38,697
AND ASK ME
IF I'M INTO FOOTBALL.
723
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:39,998
- I'M JUSTIN.
724
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:43,369
- SHANE.
725
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,971
- I SAW YOU AT BABYLON
THE OTHER NIGHT.
726
00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:48,374
- OH?
- YEAH.
727
00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:50,376
YOU WERE CRUISING
THE HELL OUT OF ME,
728
00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:52,444
AND THEN
YOU JUST DISAPPEARED.
729
00:36:52,478 --> 00:36:53,845
- UM...
ONE OF THOSE EMERGENCIES.
730
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,748
COULDN'T BE HELPED.
731
00:36:56,782 --> 00:37:00,252
- WELL, LUCKY FOR US,
I FOUND YOU AGAIN.
732
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,922
- YOU PITTSBURGH GUYS
SURE ARE FRIENDLY.
733
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,591
- [chuckles]
734
00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:08,327
IT'S A SMALL TOWN
WITH A BIG HEART.
735
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,929
YOU'VE BEEN HERE LONG?
- ALL OF A WEEK.
736
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:13,432
STILL LIVING OUT OF BOXES.
737
00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:20,639
- WHY DON'T I HELP YOU
UNPACK?
738
00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:22,941
- WHY DON'T YOU?
739
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,913
Brian: HOLD IT.
740
00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:30,549
- SAY, AREN'T YOU
THE GUY FROM THE GYM?
741
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,284
- YEAH, THE ONE WITH
THE BAD CASE OF CRABS.
742
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:34,353
FORTUNATELY,
THAT'S CLEARED UP.
743
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,888
- YOU'RE TOO LATE.
I WON.
744
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,524
YOU CAN BOOK OUR FLIGHT
TOMORROW.
745
00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:41,927
- NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE.
BET'S OFF.
746
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,496
[clearing of throat]
747
00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:47,499
VIC'S DEAD.
748
00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:48,834
- OH...
749
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,902
THAT IS REALLY LOW,
EVEN FOR YOU.
750
00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:53,672
- IT'S TRUE.
751
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:03,281
MA, YOU WANT TO GO
UPSTAIRS AND LIE DOWN?
752
00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:06,318
MA?
753
00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:10,389
- CAN I GET ANYONE ANYTHING?
754
00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:12,290
HOW ABOUT SOME TEA, DEB?
755
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:18,096
RODNEY?
756
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,831
- NO, THANKS.
757
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,471
[opening of door]
758
00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:31,076
- DEB, I'M SO SORRY.
759
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,812
- THANK YOU, SUNSHINE.
760
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,047
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
761
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:41,620
- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
762
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,823
Ben: UH, HIS HEART.
763
00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:47,493
THE DOCTOR SAID HIS
CHOLESTEROL WAS SKY-HIGH
764
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,495
FROM THE MEDS HE WAS TAKING.
765
00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:50,762
- NO WARNING.
NOTHING.
766
00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:52,464
Hunter: I THOUGHT THE MEDS
767
00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:54,500
WERE SUPPOSED TO
KEEP YOU ALIVE,
768
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,134
NOT KILL YOU.
769
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,404
- IT DOESN'T ALWAYS
WORK THAT WAY.
770
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:09,347
- I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE
MORE TIME THAN THIS.
771
00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:16,522
- YOU GUYS SHOULD'VE BEEN
TOGETHER A LOT LONGER.
772
00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:19,057
IT'S TRAGIC.
773
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,595
- HAMLET'S TRAGIC.
774
00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:25,664
PLATFORM SHOES ARE TRAGIC.
775
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:32,070
VIC WAS ON HIS DEATHBED
FOUR YEARS AGO.
776
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,976
ALL THIS WAS GRAVY.
777
00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,713
HE KNEW THAT.
778
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,050
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
779
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,852
- GOING THIS WAY.
780
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,589
COULD'VE BEEN A LOT WORSE.
781
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:54,460
IF YOU ASK ME,
HE WAS FUCKING LUCKY.
782
00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:56,895
- [grunts]
783
00:39:56,928 --> 00:40:00,432
NOBODY FUCKING ASKED YOU.
784
00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,167
AND WHO THE FUCK
ARE YOU TO DECIDE
785
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,471
HOW LONG
HE SHOULD'VE LIVED?
786
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:10,408
- I KNOW.
THE TRUTH HURTS.
787
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:19,818
- GET THIS SHITHEAD
OUT OF MY HOUSE.
788
00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:35,000
- BRIAN, WAIT UP.
789
00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,234
SHE'S UPSET.
790
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,969
JUST TELL HER
YOU'RE SORRY.
791
00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:41,206
- THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM--
I'M NOT.
792
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:42,741
- WE JUST HEARD.
- HOW'S DEBBIE?
793
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,076
- NOTHING CAN KEEP
A GOOD WOMAN DOWN.
794
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,578
- WHAT, ARE YOU LEAVING?
795
00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:47,946
- THEY RAN OUT OF ICE.
796
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,549
Lindsay: BRIAN?
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
797
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,084
- JUST GO BACK IN.
WE'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
798
00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:55,086
- NOT ME.
799
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,222
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
800
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,958
- WE HAVE A BET,
REMEMBER?
801
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:01,727
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT SEX
802
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,829
AT A TIME LIKE THIS.
803
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,831
- "AT A TIME LIKE THIS"
IS EXACTLY WHEN YOU SHOULD
804
00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,867
BE THINKING ABOUT IT--
BEFORE YOU CAN'T.
805
00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:29,655
- HERE YOU ARE.
806
00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:34,025
- JUST TAKING A BREATHER.
807
00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,027
- HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?
808
00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:40,632
- I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT ME
RIGHT NOW.
809
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,001
I DON'T THINK MA KNOWS
WHAT HIT HER.
810
00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,603
- YEAH.
811
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:47,138
WHAT BRIAN SAID
SURE DIDN'T HELP.
812
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:50,008
INSENSITIVE PRICK.
813
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,143
- WELL,
THE FUNNY THING IS,
814
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:57,015
VIC WOULD PROBABLY
HAVE AGREED WITH HIM.
815
00:41:57,048 --> 00:42:00,151
WHEN HE CAME BACK,
EVERYBODY THOUGHT
816
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:04,823
HE HAD A COUPLE MONTHS
TO LIVE, TOPS.
817
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:08,026
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE.
818
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,762
- NOT A PRETTY PICTURE,
I'M SURE.
819
00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:15,066
- SO, WHATEVER TIME HE GOT
WAS A GIFT.
820
00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:20,038
HE WAS A LOT LUCKIER
THAN MOST.
821
00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:23,041
- THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT...
822
00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:25,644
IT WASN'T BRIAN'S PLACE TO
SHRUG OFF HIS DEATH,
823
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:26,912
ESPECIALLY TO YOUR MOM.
824
00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,647
- HE SHRUGS EVERYTHING OFF.
825
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,048
IT'S WHO HE IS.
826
00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,650
- AND YOU DEFEND HIM.
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
827
00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,585
- LOOK, I DON'T NEED
TO BE TOLD
828
00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:36,688
HOW TO RESPOND
OR WHAT TO FEEL.
829
00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:38,189
CERTAINLY NOT BY YOU.
830
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,859
SO...IF THAT'S WHY
YOU CAME UP HERE, THEN...
831
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,227
- IT'S NOT.
832
00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:49,801
I CAME TO OFFER MY
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND SUPPORT,
833
00:42:49,835 --> 00:42:53,872
AND TO LET YOU KNOW,
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO...
834
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,206
- THERE IS.
835
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,843
YOU CAN PUT
EVERYTHING ELSE ASIDE,
836
00:42:57,876 --> 00:43:00,245
BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, I DON'T
GIVE A SHIT ABOUT...
837
00:43:00,278 --> 00:43:04,215
THAT DIRECTOR,
WHATEVER HIS NAME IS.
838
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:08,720
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS HELPING
MY MOM GET THROUGH THIS.
839
00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:15,727
I JUST HOPE I CAN.
840
00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:22,000
[knocking on door]
841
00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,270
- [exhales]
842
00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:29,908
[knocking on door]
843
00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:38,850
- DID I WAKE YOU?
844
00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:39,918
- UH, NO.
845
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,120
[clearing of throat]
NO.
846
00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:44,322
COME ON IN.
847
00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:52,297
OKAY, YOU SHOULD KNOW, FIRST
OFF, I-I NEVER WEAR THIS,
848
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:55,400
BUT, UH, TOMORROW'S LAUNDRY
DAY, SO, UH...
849
00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:58,870
- IT'S OKAY.
YOU LOOK STUNNING.
850
00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:01,006
- YEAH.
851
00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:02,774
SO YOU, UH...
[clearing of throat]
852
00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:05,143
JUST COME FROM A MEETING?
853
00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,012
- I DID.
- MM-HM.
854
00:44:07,045 --> 00:44:10,015
AND WHO DID YOU
RESCUE TONIGHT?
855
00:44:10,048 --> 00:44:12,083
- ACTUALLY, UM...
856
00:44:12,117 --> 00:44:14,085
ME.
857
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:16,221
[exhales]
858
00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:19,157
IT WAS MY TURN TO SPEAK
AND, UH...
859
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,292
BASICALLY,
WHAT I SAID WAS,
860
00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:23,361
EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN CLEAN
FOR OVER TWO YEARS
861
00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:25,897
AND FOLLOWED THE PROGRAMS,
TRIED TO BE A...
862
00:44:25,931 --> 00:44:27,032
A GOOD COUNSELOR...
863
00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,166
- BETTER THAN GOOD.
864
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,001
THE BEST.
865
00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:35,040
- I STILL FEEL AS THOUGH
I'VE FAILED.
866
00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:39,444
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- I-IT IS TRUE. I...
867
00:44:39,477 --> 00:44:41,246
I FAILED
TO MAKE PROPER AMENDS
868
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,381
TO THE ONE PERSON THAT I
SHOULD'VE MADE THEM TO
869
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:46,785
A LONG TIME AGO.
870
00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:48,486
- WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE TO
WRITE A LETTER,
871
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,321
I HAVE PLENTY OF STATIONERY.
872
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,891
- I DON'T WANT TO
WRITE A LETTER.
873
00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:59,931
WHAT I WANT TO DO...
874
00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:02,033
IS THIS.
875
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:38,169
- YOU KNOW,
MAYBE I SHOULD STAY.
876
00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:40,972
- NO, NO. YOU GO HOME
WITH HUNTER AND BEN.
877
00:45:41,006 --> 00:45:45,310
GET SOME REST. I'M HERE.
DON'T WORRY.
878
00:45:45,343 --> 00:45:47,145
- BYE.
879
00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,284
- BYE.
880
00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:01,326
- BYE.
881
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:24,182
[knocks on door]
882
00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:29,154
- EVERYBODY'S GONE.
883
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,022
- THANK GOD.
884
00:46:31,056 --> 00:46:35,360
I COULDN'T HANDLE ONE MORE HUG
OR TEARY GOOD-BYE.
885
00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:37,128
- THEY UNDERSTAND.
886
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:42,100
BROUGHT YOU MY AUNT LULAH'S
SECRET SLEEP POTION,
887
00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:44,102
WARM MILK AND HONEY.
888
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,237
GUARANTEED TO
SOOTHE THE NERVES
889
00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:48,840
AND SEND YOU OFF
TO DREAMLAND.
890
00:46:48,874 --> 00:46:52,810
[chuckles]
WELL, THAT AND HALF A XANAX.
891
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,582
- KEEP THE PILL.
892
00:46:57,615 --> 00:46:59,951
- SURE?
893
00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:03,054
IT'LL HELP CALM YOU.
894
00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:05,390
- CALM ME?
895
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,897
HOW CAN I BE CALM...
896
00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:15,967
AFTER THE WAY
I TALKED TO HIM?
897
00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:22,140
I SAID I DIDN'T CARE IF
I EVER SAW HIM AGAIN.
898
00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:31,316
MY LAST WORDS TO HIM...
899
00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:36,054
WERE "FUCK YOU."
900
00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:41,226
- YOU TWO
WERE ALWAYS FIGHTING.
901
00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:43,528
- AND WE ALWAYS MADE UP.
902
00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,271
BUT NOT THIS TIME.
903
00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:22,167
- [exhales]
904
00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:12,577
- LIKE THAT?
905
00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:14,279
- YEAH.
906
00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:18,149
I ALWAYS LIKE
WINNING A BET.
907
00:50:18,183 --> 00:50:20,551
- YOU'VE GOT A GREAT COCK.
908
00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:24,389
- IT'S THE FIRST TIME ANYONE
HAS EVER SAID THAT TO ME.
909
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:26,124
THANKS.
910
00:50:26,157 --> 00:50:27,392
- ALTHOUGH
THERE IS SOMETHING
911
00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:28,693
I'D LIKE TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
912
00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:29,694
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME A CALL?
913
00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:31,129
- HMM.
914
00:50:31,162 --> 00:50:33,398
SORRY, I...
DON'T DO ENCORES.
915
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,166
- I'M A DOCTOR.
916
00:50:39,337 --> 00:50:40,471
- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?
917
00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:43,541
GET PAID TO PROBE
MY PROSTATE?
918
00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:45,210
- I JUST THOUGHT
YOU SHOULD KNOW
919
00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,245
YOU'VE GOT A LUMP
ON YOUR LEFT TESTICLE.
920
00:50:50,481 --> 00:50:53,751
IF I WERE YOU, I'D HAVE IT
CHECKED OUT.
921
00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:56,621
THE SOONER THE BETTER.
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