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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:13,647 - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SHAKE IT, DUDE. 2 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:21,622 * 3 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,471 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 4 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:44,445 * 5 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,583 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 6 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:52,820 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN * 7 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:56,124 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 8 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,102 - HEY. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 9 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:12,373 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? both: CHEERS. 10 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,308 - THAT NEW CAMPAIGN YOU CAME UP WITH FOR US 11 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,110 IS A STROKE OF GENIUS. 12 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,212 - OH, THANKS, CHARLIE. - OF COURSE. 13 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,880 - I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE. 14 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,483 - [laughs] 15 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,452 - SO THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU RICH? 16 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:29,190 - MM-HMM. GOD LOVE 'EM. 17 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,858 AND... 18 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:34,128 HERE'S YOUR CUT OF THE ACTION. 19 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,896 - BRIAN... 20 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,865 - THE CONCERNED CITIZENS FOR THE TRUTH 21 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,401 WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE CITIZENS OF LIBERTY AVENUE 22 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,503 FOR THEIR GENEROUS SUPPORT. 23 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,804 - BRIAN, IT WAS A GIFT, 24 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:47,541 A WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU. 25 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,410 - WELL, NOW IT'S MY TURN. 26 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,479 BESIDES, YOU KNOW ME. 27 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,514 I'LL ONLY BLOW IT ON BOOZE AND DEBAUCHERY 28 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,216 AND THE ARMANI SPRING COLLECTION. 29 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,884 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, CASE CLOSED. 30 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,752 - JEANETTE AND ANNA HAVE THEIR SON BACK, 31 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,289 AND AN UNFAIR DECISION'S BEEN OVERTURNED. 32 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,890 - AH, CONGRATULATIONS, MEL. 33 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,558 - WELL, I OWE IT ALL TO YOU. 34 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,560 - MMM... ME? 35 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:07,761 - FOR REMINDING ME TO HAVE THE COURAGE 36 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,430 TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN 37 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,900 AND THE WISDOM TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CAN'T. 38 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,902 - YEAH, STILL WORKING ON THAT MYSELF. 39 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,637 - YEAH, I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK, 40 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,639 BUT, UM, LIVING ALONE WAS JUST TOO FUCKING LONELY. 41 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,708 - AND TOO LONELY FUCKING. RIGHT, EM? 42 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,776 - NOW SHE'S LIVING IN SIN. 43 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,712 - OR RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL FROM IT. 44 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,515 - JUST MAKE SURE TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN. 45 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,250 DEB GETS A LITTLE TOUCHY. 46 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,519 - ESPECIALLY AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING. 47 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,521 LISTEN, I'D RATHER FALL IN THAN HAVE TO PUT UP 48 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,257 WITH THAT INGRATE I USED TO LIVE WITH. 49 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,591 - THE INGRATITUDE OF THOSE PUBLISHERS, 50 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,827 REJECTING YOUR SECOND NOVEL. 51 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,795 - WELL, WHEN IT COMES TO THE BOTTOM LINE, 52 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,531 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOYALTY. 53 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:46,834 - YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER PUBLISHER. 54 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,672 - ATTENTION. 55 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,940 ATTENTION, EVERYONE. 56 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,676 - COME WITH ME. - OOH. 57 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,546 - HE'S GONNA GIVE A SPEECH. 58 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,281 - UM... [clears throat] 59 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,815 I'D LIKE TO THANK MY CLIENTS... 60 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,284 - THANK YOU. 61 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:06,687 - UM, MY EMPLOYEES... OH. 62 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,957 AND MY FRIENDS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT 63 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,426 TO HELP LAUNCH KINNETIK. 64 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:17,698 [cheers and applause] 65 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,300 [clears throat] 66 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,469 IT HASN'T BEEN EASY. 67 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,004 THEY SAY THAT THE MARKET IS SHRINKING. 68 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:29,343 THEY SAY THAT IT'S THE WRONG TIME TO START A NEW AGENCY. 69 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,912 WELL, I SAY... 70 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,448 "DON'T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD." [laughter] 71 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:37,451 ESPECIALLY IN ADVERTISING. 72 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:40,588 [applause] 73 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,590 - THE GUY'S GOT BALLS. 74 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:46,594 - YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF 'EM. 75 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,562 [cheers and applause] 76 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:57,638 - SIS. 77 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,343 SIS. 78 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,612 WAITRESS! - BETTY, HON, YOU WANT TO TAKE 79 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,280 TABLE NUMBER FIVE? I'M BUSY. 80 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:10,518 - SURE, DEB. 81 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,486 WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU GENTS? 82 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,922 - MY FUCKING SISTER. 83 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,924 - JUSTIN, JUSTIN. 84 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,926 CHECK THIS OUT. - WHAT IS IT? 85 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,629 - IT'S AN EMAIL, BUT LOOK WHO IT'S FROM. 86 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,664 - BRETT KELLER. THE DIRECTOR? 87 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:27,535 - YEAH, RATMAN 2, PHARMACY COWBOY, V-MEN. 88 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:28,969 HE SAYS HE'S A BIG FAN OF RAGE. 89 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,904 - THAT'S AWESOME. - YEAH. 90 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,373 ESPECIALLY IN THE PART WHERE HE SAYS 91 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,041 HE WANTS TO MAKE IT INTO A MOVIE. 92 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,544 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? A MOVIE? 93 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,546 - A MOVIE? WHO'S MAKING A MOVIE? 94 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,381 - BRETT KELLER WOULD LIKE TO... 95 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,049 "FLOAT THE POSSIBILITY OF TURNING 96 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:46,520 YOUR BRILLIANT COMIC BOOK INTO A LIVE-ACTION FEATURE." 97 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,689 - OH MY GOD! OH, MICHAEL! 98 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,525 I- I ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE RICH AND FAMOUS ONE DAY. 99 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,794 I DID. OH MY GOD, I-I CAN'T BREATHE. 100 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,529 GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE. - DEB, TAKE IT EASY. 101 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:56,797 - OH, HONEY. - MA, SIT DOWN. 102 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,432 - BETTY, COULD YOU BRING SOME WATER? 103 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,501 - SURE THING. - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIS? 104 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,702 - I'M PERFECTLY FINE. 105 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,004 THERE'S NO NEED TO CONCERN YOURSELF. 106 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:07,541 - BRETT KELLER WANTS TO MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF RAGE. 107 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:10,344 - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO. 108 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,012 WHEN'S THE PREMIERE? 109 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,080 - HE'S TAKING HIS MOTHER. 110 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:18,018 YOU CAN RENT IT AT BLOCKBUSTER. 111 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,953 - WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET UP ON UNCLE VIC? 112 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,555 - I DON'T WISH TO DISCUSS MY BROTHER. 113 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:24,425 I'M STILL WAITING ON THAT SIDE OF SLAW. 114 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:28,429 - JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO HIS DINNER PARTY? 115 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:31,465 - IT'S NOT JUST THAT. 116 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,835 HE OBVIOUSLY JUST DOESN'T WANT ME AROUND ANY MORE. 117 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:38,005 - YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 118 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,607 HE HAS HIS OWN LIFE NOW. 119 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,710 THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE LOVES YOU ANY LESS. 120 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,445 HEY. 121 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:47,848 REMEMBER WHAT YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME? 122 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:51,519 "BLOOD IS THICKER THAN MARINARA SAUCE." 123 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:01,495 - IF THAT'S HOW SHE WANTS IT, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO, 124 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:05,032 EXCEPT GO ON WITH YOUR LIFE. 125 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:07,968 - THANKS. 126 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,511 - I THOUGHT WE MIGHT ARRANGE THE LANDSCAPES 127 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:21,449 ACCORDING TO SEASON. 128 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:23,684 LINDSAY? - HMM? 129 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,052 OH. OH, SORRY, SIDNEY. 130 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,754 - I SAID I WAS THINKING 131 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,922 WE COULD ARRANGE THE LANDSCAPES ACCORDING TO SEASON. 132 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:32,593 - SURE. GREAT IDEA. 133 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,763 - WHAT ARE YOU READING? YOUR HOROSCOPE? 134 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,765 - THE NEW AUERBACH MURAL. 135 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:41,502 - AH. I STOPPED BY YESTERDAY TO TAKE A PEEK. 136 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,770 PRETTY AMAZING. 137 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,938 - I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HIS WORK. 138 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,675 HE'S ALWAYS EVOLVING AND ALWAYS CHALLENGING HIMSELF. 139 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,042 - YEAH. 140 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,644 - HEY, SIDNEY, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK 141 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,045 OF DOING AN EXHIBIT OF HIS WORK 142 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,647 IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE MURAL? 143 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,183 - IT'D BE A DREAM COME TRUE. 144 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,918 EXCEPT THAT IT WON'T. 145 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:02,089 HIS NEW YORK REP ALREADY TOLD THE CARNEGIE GALLERY NO. 146 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:05,192 - WELL, THERE'S NO HARM IN ASKING HIM OURSELVES. 147 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:08,529 MY HOROSCOPE SAID, "TAKE A CHANCE." 148 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:11,965 - I SUGGEST THAT IT'S TIME TO GET OUR HEAD OUT OF THE STARS 149 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,101 AND GET BACK DOWN TO EARTH. 150 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:19,006 NOW I THINK WE SHOULD ARRANGE 151 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,208 THE LANDSCAPES INTO SEASONS. 152 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,743 - [chuckles] OKAY. 153 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,112 - HE WANTS TO MAKE RAGE INTO A MOVIE. 154 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,213 - SO? - BRETT KELLER? 155 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,248 THAT'S FANTASTIC. 156 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,818 - ARE THESE RATES FIRM? - AS MY ABS. 157 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,252 I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE MACHINES. 158 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,821 - DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? 159 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,556 - YEAH, HE WANTS TO MAKE IT INTO A MOVIE. 160 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,124 TELL THEM WE'LL BOOK THE NEXT THREE ISSUES 161 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,158 IF THEY KNOCK OFF 15%. 162 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,860 - AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME? 163 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,162 I'M GOING TO BE RICH. 164 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,897 - GOOD. NOW YOU CAN PAY BACK 165 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,834 THE THOUSANDS I SPENT ON YOUR ABORTED EDUCATION. 166 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,970 - WHO NEEDS SCHOOL WHEN YOU HAVE A PICTURE DEAL? 167 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,706 - YOU STILL WON'T HAVE A DEGREE. 168 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,708 - I ALREADY HAVE AN IDEA FOR THE FIRST FEATURE. 169 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:58,011 ASSUMING, OF COURSE, THERE ARE GOING TO BE NUMEROUS SEQUELS. 170 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:01,114 J.T. GETS EVEN WITH HIS BASHERS, 171 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:05,152 GOES TO HOLLYWOOD, AND BECOMES A STAR. 172 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,988 - WOW. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT BRAINSTORM? 173 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,759 - HOW ABOUT WE GO TO BABYLON LATER AND CELEBRATE? 174 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:15,896 - SORRY. IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT. 175 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:18,031 CYNTHIA, WHEN IS THE DEADLINE ON THAT RUN? 176 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:21,301 - NOON TOMORROW. 177 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,137 - HEY, SPIELBERG. - [grunts] 178 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:29,209 - ONE DRINK. - OH, OKAY. 179 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,622 - HERE YOU GO, HONEY. - OHH. 180 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,156 - I PUT SOME MINIATURE MARSHMALLOWS ON TOP. 181 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,293 - [gasps] I LOVE MINIATURE MARSHMALLOWS. 182 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,662 I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF THEM AS ANGELS' BALLS. 183 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,231 - [chuckles] IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THEY GOT 'EM. 184 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,702 WHOA! THAT IS ONE FUCKING RED DOOR. 185 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:57,571 - IT'S NOT "FUCKING RED," IT'S "JUNGLE RED." 186 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,640 AND I FIGURED, SINCE YOU'RE THE MOST COLORFUL PERSON 187 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,775 ON THE BLOCK, WHY NOT HAVE A DOOR TO MATCH? 188 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,111 - HA! IT'S NICE. 189 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:07,080 [car door shuts] 190 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,216 HEY, TEDDY! - HEY, DEB. 191 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,684 - HI, HONEY. 192 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,085 WANNA COME IN FOR SOME HOT CHOCOLATE? 193 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,921 - UH... NO. 194 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,989 THANKS, I'M NOT-- I'M NOT STAYING. 195 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,592 - TOO BAD. WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, 196 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,961 I GOT A FRESH BAG OF ANGELS' BALLS. 197 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,674 - WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA MAKE SOME CAUSTIC REMARK? 198 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:34,942 - ABOUT WHAT? 199 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,277 - MY MOVING IN WITH DEB. 200 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,347 YOU KNOW, THE "NOW EMMETT'S GOT HIS OWN PERSONAL FAG HAG." 201 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,249 - I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 202 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,351 LIVING ALONE WOULD'VE DRIVEN YOU NUTS, 203 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,219 AND I'M SURE DEB ENJOYS HAVING A NEW ROOMIE. 204 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,221 SO ALL IN ALL I'D SAY IT'S AN IDEAL ARRANGEMENT. 205 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,958 - ALMOST AS PERFECT AS YOUR WORKING FOR BRIAN. 206 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,694 - I TOLD HIM HE'S BETTING ON A LOSER, 207 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,228 BUT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME A LONG SHOT 208 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,830 CAME FROM BEHIND, I GUESS. 209 00:09:56,864 --> 00:10:02,135 - WE'LL CALL YOU SEABISCUIT. 210 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,105 - [clears throat] AS--AS PART OF MY RECOVERY, 211 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,107 I'M TRYING TO MAKE AMENDS FOR MY BEHAVIOR, 212 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,878 SO I'VE WRITTEN LETTERS APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE. 213 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,413 MICHAEL, BEN, BRIAN, 214 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,885 MEL AND LINDS... 215 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,320 YOU. - [chuckles] 216 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,022 LAST AS ALWAYS. 217 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,758 - DAMN IT, EMMETT, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT LAST. 218 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,627 OR LEAST. 219 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,904 - IT'S VERY ADMIRABLE, TED, 220 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:40,140 ADMITTING YOUR MISTAKES. 221 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,309 DID EVERYONE FORGIVE YOU? - SO FAR. 222 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,277 - MUST MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 223 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,779 - CAN'T TELL YOU HOW RELIEVED I AM. 224 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:49,216 - GOOD FOR YOU. 225 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,154 BUT WHAT'S READING THIS LETTER... 226 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,188 GONNA DO FOR ME? 227 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,090 HMM? 228 00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,060 WILL IT TAKE AWAY ALL THE DAMAGE THAT'S BEEN DONE? 229 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:03,063 ALL THE PAIN THAT'S BEEN INFLICTED? 230 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:08,335 WILL IT MAKE UP FOR MY FEELING INADEQUATE AND HELPLESS? 231 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,838 OR ERASE ALL THOSE MEMORIES OF YOU 232 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,372 DESCENDING INTO YOUR ADDICTION, 233 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:18,478 WHILE YOU TRIED TO DRAG ME DOWN WITH YOU? 234 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,347 SORRY, TEDDY. 235 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:24,985 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GET YOUR FEEL-GOOD FIX FROM SOMEONE ELSE. 236 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,230 [laughter] 237 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:40,801 - THAT'S SO TIGHT. 238 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,370 - SHIT. - THAT'S SO COOL. 239 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,938 OH! - WHOA! 240 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,207 - OH! 241 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,976 [laughs] 242 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:52,212 FIRST I'M GOING TO PAY OFF MY MOM'S HOUSE, 243 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,948 THEN I'M GOING TO PUT A DOWN PAYMENT ON A HOUSE FOR US. 244 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,751 THEN I'M GOING TO BUY A CAR. - A PORSCHE CARRERA. 245 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,853 - IT'S ONLY A TWO-SEATER. - DON'T WORRY. 246 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,822 WE'LL LET YOU RIDE IN IT ONCE IN A WHILE. 247 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,957 RIGHT, BEN? - RIGHT, PAL. 248 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,993 ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHICH FANTASY'S CRAZIER, 249 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,161 THE ONE YOU'RE WATCHING OR THE ONE YOU'RE TELLING YOURSELVES. 250 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,363 - WHY IS IT SO CRAZY? 251 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,499 - JUST BECAUSE HE SAYS HE WANTS TO MAKE IT INTO A MOVIE 252 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,768 DOESN'T MEAN IT WILL EVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. 253 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,971 - THIS PART'S SO COOL. - I DON'T KNOW WHY NOT. 254 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,239 - I CAN JUST SEE RAGE DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 255 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,373 - THOSE GUYS TALK BIG, 256 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,110 BUT WE'LL SEE IF THEY DELIVER. 257 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,378 - WHO'S GOING TO PLAY RAGE? 258 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,015 - TOM CRUISE. BRAD PITT. 259 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,149 - THOSE GEEZERS? 260 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,852 YOU GOT TO GET ASHTON KUTCHER. 261 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,120 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 262 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,554 - SOME OF US NON-HOLLYWOOD TYPES 263 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,123 HAVE A FACULTY MEETING IN THE MORNING. 264 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,459 COME ON, STAY AND WATCH FOR A FEW MINUTES. 265 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,161 I'LL SIT ON YOUR LAP. 266 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,430 - BRETT KELLER FILM ISN'T MY THING. 267 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,299 - V-MEN WAS ONE OF THE TOP GROSSERS OF LAST YEAR. 268 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,902 - ALL THAT PROVES IS THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE 269 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:49,903 WHO DON'T MIND SETTLING FOR MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT. 270 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,038 - THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT. 271 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:54,875 - DON'T COME TO BED TOO LATE. 272 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,543 - FUCKING AWESOME! 273 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,879 - [laughs] MM. 274 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,280 - OHH! - YEAH! 275 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,182 - [laughs] 276 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:22,069 - AND THEN ADD MORE WHITE TO THE RED. 277 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,939 - EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR MR. AUERBACH. 278 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,314 EXCUSE ME, IS SAM AUERBACH HERE? 279 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,317 - YOU CALL THIS A BAGEL? 280 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:40,320 - YOU MIGHT SAY HIS PRESENCE IS EVERYWHERE. 281 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:43,323 - A LOX WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD ON THIS. 282 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,093 - SORRY, SAM. 283 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,229 IF I WERE YOU, I'D FLEE HIS WRATH AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 284 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,531 WILL SOMEONE FIND ME A REAL BAGEL? 285 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,235 AND A SCHMEAR. - I'M ON IT, SAM. 286 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,104 - GOTTA RUN. - YEAH. 287 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:01,041 - I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL ANDY LIVED IN THIS GODFORSAKEN BURG, 288 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,945 BUT I SURE AS HELL KNOW WHY HE LEFT. 289 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,947 - MR. AUERBACH? - YEAH. WHO ARE YOU? 290 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,216 - MY NAME IS LINDSAY PETERSON. - I NEED THAT PAINT MIXED. 291 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,118 WHERE THE FUCK IS JEROME? 292 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,954 - YOU JUST SENT HIM OUT FOR BAGELS. 293 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:17,224 MR. AUERBACH, I'M A TREMENDOUS FAN OF YOUR WORK. 294 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,492 I-I-I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY THE MOST BRILLIANT PAINTER... 295 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,661 - I KNOW. I KNOW. I'M, UH... 296 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,397 YOU'LL EXCUSE ME A MOMENT, I GOTTA PEE LIKE A SON OF A BITCH. 297 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:29,669 - I'LL SPEAK QUICKLY. - [sighs] 298 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,004 I'LL TRY TO HOLD IT. 299 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,539 - THANK YOU. 300 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,107 I'M FROM THE SIDNEY BLOOM GALLERY, 301 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,142 AND WE WERE HOPING WE MIGHT INTEREST YOU 302 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,643 IN A SHOW OF YOUR RECENT WORKS, 303 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,679 INCLUDING PERHAPS SOME DRAWINGS FOR THE MURAL? 304 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,016 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE IT UP WITH MY AGENT? 305 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,685 - I FEEL THE PERSONAL TOUCH IS ALWAYS THE BEST. 306 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:51,258 - MIRANDA, HONEY, WOULD YOU JUST, UH, 307 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,161 TAKE THESE BRUSHES UP THERE FOR ME? 308 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,397 - SURE, SAM. 309 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,434 - SEE, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL THE PERSONAL TOUCH. 310 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,541 - IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO MOANING MONA CRY ONE MORE TIME 311 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,210 ABOUT HOW SHE MISSES HER PILLS, I'M GOING TO SHOVE 312 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,712 A GODDAMN PERCOCET DOWN HER THROAT MYSELF. 313 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,548 - THERE'S A LESSON IN EVERY STORY. 314 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,285 - AND THE LESSON TODAY WAS: YOU CAN BE A HOPELESS ADDICT, 315 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,554 YOU CAN DESTROY YOUR LIFE AND THE LIFE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU, 316 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,056 BUT DON'T BORE YOUR AUDIENCE. 317 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,724 - JUST KEEP COMING. - I KNOW, I KNOW. 318 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,695 - MONA WILL WORK HER STEPS, AND YOU'LL WORK YOURS. 319 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,297 - YEAH. EXCEPT I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN 320 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,199 WHERE MY STEPS ARE LEADING ME. 321 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,301 - SOBRIETY. WHOLENESS. 322 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:38,438 - I DON'T MEAN THAT. 323 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,073 LOOK, IF WHAT EMMETT SAYS WAS TRUE, 324 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,341 THAT THE ONLY REASON THAT I'M WRITING THESE 325 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,709 IS SO THAT EVERYONE WILL FORGIVE ME 326 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,311 AND I CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF, 327 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,312 THEN THAT'S REALLY NO DIFFERENT THAN THE WAY 328 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,982 I WAS USING THEM BEFORE. 329 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:52,485 IN WHICH CASE HE WAS RIGHT NOT TO ACCEPT IT. 330 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,722 - LOOK, I KNOW IT'S UPSETTING. 331 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,724 THE PERSON YOU MOST WANTED TO HEAR YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN. 332 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:01,361 BUT YOU CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS REACTION. 333 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,463 - JUST SPARE ME THE A.A. BULLSHIT, WOULD YOU? 334 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,731 - YOU OFFERED HIM YOUR TRUTH. 335 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,466 - YEAH, "MY TRUTH." 336 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:10,237 - THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 337 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,139 - WELL, IF THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, 338 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:16,776 HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER OFFERED ME YOUR TRUTH? 339 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,645 HMM? 340 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,485 YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO SKIP THE COFFEE. 341 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,121 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 342 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,363 - SIS. 343 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,031 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 344 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,267 - I GUESS I KIND OF OVERREACTED THE OTHER NIGHT, 345 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,534 BUT, UH, YOU KNOW ME. 346 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:45,038 - QUEEN OF THE DRAMA QUEENS. 347 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,774 SO HOW ABOUT A PIECE OF KUGELHOF? 348 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,776 I JUST BAKED IT. 349 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,778 - THAT'S WHAT I MISS. 350 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,047 THE SMELL OF YOUR KUGELHOF. 351 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:58,785 - I BAKED AN EXTRA ONE FOR YOU. 352 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,653 I'M SORRY IF YOU WERE HURT, SIS. 353 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,057 YOU KNOW THAT'S THE LAST THING I'D EVER WANT TO DO. 354 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,526 - I KNOW THAT, BABY. - IT'S JUST THAT... 355 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,395 I'M ENTITLED TO MY OWN LIFE. 356 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,163 - WHO SAID YOU WEREN'T? 357 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,165 - ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL IT TOOK FOR ME TO GET IT. 358 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:15,402 - HMM, YOU AND ME BOTH. 359 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,437 - SO THEN LET'S BE HAPPY THAT... 360 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,439 WE EACH FINALLY HAVE OUR OWN LIVES. 361 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,409 - WELL, YEAH, YOU CERTAINLY DO. 362 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,711 A SWEET LITTLE APARTMENT AND A BOYFRIEND. 363 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,714 - LIFE PARTNER. - LIFE PARTNER. 364 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:32,152 - IT'S A MIRACLE. 365 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,687 - OF COURSE, IT TAKES A MIRACLE WORKER 366 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,290 TO MAKE A MIRACLE HAPPEN. 367 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,826 AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE GOOD LORD ABOVE. 368 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,461 - I KNOW, SIS, I KNOW. 369 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,729 HOW ABOUT A PIECE OF KUGELHOF? 370 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,431 - I'M TALKING SHEER WILL 371 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,699 AND HARD WORK AND SACRIFICES. 372 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,435 LOTS OF SACRIFICES. 373 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,836 YOU KNOW, LIKE MY NURSING YOU MYSELF 374 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,704 WHEN YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE RAN OUT. 375 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,840 CLEANING UP YOUR VOMIT AND WIPING YOUR ASS. 376 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,775 - JESUS CHRIST, IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT YOU 377 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,610 WIPING MY ASS ONE MORE TIME... 378 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,447 - WELL, IF I HAD TO DO IT, YOU CAN FUCKING HEAR ABOUT IT. 379 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,882 I MEAN, WHO ELSE WOULD'VE DONE IT IF IT WASN'T FOR ME? 380 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,118 IF I HADN'T TAKEN YOU IN, WHERE WOULD YOU HAVE GONE? 381 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,887 WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU? 382 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,756 I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT, 383 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,724 SO I'M JUST SAYING... 384 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,194 DON'T FORGET WHO PUT THEIR LIFE ON HOLD 385 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,862 SO THAT YOU ONE DAY COULD LIVE YOURS. 386 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,498 - I'LL NEVER FORGET AND I'LL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. 387 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:22,502 BUT I NEVER ASKED OR EXPECTED YOU TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE. 388 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,138 - WELL, HOW ELSE WAS IT GONNA HAPPEN? 389 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,906 BY MAGIC? 390 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,642 - I'D BE DAMNED IF I WAS GONNA LET THAT DISEASE GET YOU, 391 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,245 NOT AS LONG AS I HAD ONE OUNCE OF STRENGTH LEFT. 392 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:39,219 WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I DID IT? 393 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,789 "I THOUGHT YOU DID IT FOR ME, MAMA." 394 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,796 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 395 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,365 YOU THINK I DID IT FOR ME? 396 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,501 - IF IT GAVE YOU A SENSE OF PURPOSE, 397 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,169 A WAY TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. 398 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,670 - YOU FUCKING LITTLE INGRATE. 399 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:58,905 - LOOK, THIS IS MY HOUSE. 400 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,307 YOU DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY. 401 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,908 - YOUR HOUSE? 402 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:05,245 AREN'T YOU SUDDENLY HIGH AND MIGHTY? 403 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,513 I'M NOT EVEN SURPRISED. 404 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,281 YOU KNOW, YOU--YOU TOOK WHAT YOU NEEDED, 405 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,817 AND THE FIRST CHANCE YOU GOT, IT WAS "SO LONG, SUCKER!" 406 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,951 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 407 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,420 - THE HELL IT ISN'T! 408 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,790 YOU USED ME. - AND YOU USED ME. 409 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,792 I THINK YOU'D BETTER LEAVE. 410 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,429 - DON'T EVEN BOTHER ASKING. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 411 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,397 I'M ALREADY GONE. - YEAH. 412 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,399 AND DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK UNTIL YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 413 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:30,537 - AND DON'T YOU WORRY, BECAUSE I'M NEVER COMING BACK. 414 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:34,307 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 415 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,975 OH, EXCUSE ME. 416 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,277 YOU WANT AN APOLOGY? 417 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,945 HERE'S MY APOLOGY: 418 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,681 FUCK YOU, LITTLE BROTHER. 419 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,850 FUCK YOU. 420 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,320 [slams table] 421 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,790 [opens and shuts door] 422 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,827 [house music] 423 00:19:54,861 --> 00:20:02,802 * 424 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,377 - YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM WITH OUR EXTRACURRICULAR 425 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,445 ONE-FUCK-ONLY POLICY? 426 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:16,616 - IS IT THAT AFTER A WHILE, YOU START ASKING YOURSELF... 427 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,386 "AM I DOING THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO DO IT, 428 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,722 "OR BECAUSE I NEED TO DO IT? 429 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,325 "AND IF I NEED TO DO IT, 430 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,661 "IS IT TO PROVE TO MYSELF I'M STILL YOUNG AND ATTRACTIVE? 431 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:32,332 OR 'CAUSE I THINK I'M UNWORTHY OF BEING LOVED?" 432 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:37,637 - OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'VE HAD EVERY FUCKABLE GUY IN THIS CITY. 433 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,875 - WHAT ABOUT HIM? 434 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,378 - AH... 435 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,315 THE SCENT OF FRESH MEAT. 436 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:55,355 THRILL OF THE KILL. - HEY, TOO BAD, SIMBA. 437 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,356 IT'S ME HE'S CHECKING OUT. 438 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,657 - IN YOUR DREAMS. 439 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,728 - YOU WANT TO BET? 440 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,030 - WHAT ARE THE STAKES? 441 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,366 - IF I WIN, YOU TAKE ME 442 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:11,904 ON AN ALL-EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO "IBEEZA." 443 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,308 - IT'S PRONOUNCED "IBEETHA." 444 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:18,077 AND IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO FOR A BATHHOUSE WITH SAND. 445 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,948 - AND IF YOU WIN? - IF I WIN... 446 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,950 [laughs] YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 447 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,686 - NO FUCKING WAY. 448 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:29,922 - YOUR CALL. - NO, WAIT. WAIT. 449 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:34,927 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. YOU'RE ON. 450 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,364 'CAUSE I KNOW HE WAS CHECKING ME OUT. 451 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:50,710 SHIT. HE'S GONE. 452 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,313 - HE WHO HESITATES DOESN'T GET LAID. 453 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:01,888 - THE MAN IS A PIG, AN ABSOLUTE PIG. 454 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,691 - AH, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MEETING YOUR HEROES. 455 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,959 - WHOEVER SAID IT MUST HAVE MET HIM. 456 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,695 IF I WASN'T ALREADY A DYKE, 457 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,497 HE'D HAVE SENT ME DIVING FOR THE NEAREST MUFF. 458 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,665 - AND IT'S RIGHT HERE, BABY. 459 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,837 - YOU'D SAY I WAS... 460 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,871 ATTRACTIVE, WOULDN'T YOU? 461 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,873 - MM, I HAVE TO SHIELD MY EYES 462 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,609 EVERY TIME YOU WALK IN THE ROOM. 463 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,612 HE LOOKED RIGHT THROUGH ME, AS IF I WAS INVISIBLE. 464 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,879 BUT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE WAY 465 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,481 HE WENT AFTER HIS TRAMP ASSISTANT. 466 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,617 UGH. 467 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,485 - IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE WEARING? 468 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,020 - MM, MY WOOL COAT. 469 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:37,023 - WHAT WAS THE TRAMP ASSISTANT WEARING? 470 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:41,160 - DID YOU EVER HAVE A DISCO BARBIE? 471 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,996 - YOU THINK I ONLY PLAYED WITH G.I. JOE? 472 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:48,735 YES, EVEN I, RAGING BULL, WAS INDOCTRINATED AT A YOUNG AGE 473 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,670 TO THE STRAIGHT MAN'S IDEAL OF FEMININE PERFECTION. 474 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,738 - MM. WELL, THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS WEARING. 475 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,473 - WELL, THERE'S YOUR ANSWER. 476 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,542 - YOU EXPECT ME TO WALK AROUND IN A SPANDEX DISH TOWEL 477 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,076 AND A COUPLE OF POST-ITS? 478 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,878 - I'M MERELY GIVING YOU THE SAME ADVICE YOU GAVE ME 479 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,914 WHEN LARRY JACOBS TOOK OVER THE ARLEN VERSUS ARLEN CASE: 480 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:05,151 "IT ISN'T RIGHT. IT ISN'T FAIR. IT JUST IS." 481 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:08,187 REMIND ME TO KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT. 482 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,890 - LOOK. HE'S A MAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN. 483 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,025 GAY, STRAIGHT, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 484 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,627 WE ALL HAVE OUR POWERS OF PERSUASION. 485 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:15,795 IF YOU WANT SOMETHING OUT OF HIM, 486 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,630 YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY HIS GAME, 487 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,866 'CAUSE HE SURE AS HELL ISN'T GOING TO PLAY YOURS. 488 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,070 MMM. 489 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,409 - [sighing] 490 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,083 - SHIT. 491 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,652 - PROBLEM? 492 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:42,555 - I'M JUST WAITING FOR AN ANSWER TO AN E-MAIL. 493 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,791 - WELL, IT MUST BE PRETTY IMPORTANT. 494 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,826 - YEAH, MICHAEL AND I WROTE KELLER BACK 495 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:50,463 AND TOLD HIM WE'RE INTERESTED IN HIS OFFER. 496 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,799 - OH. 497 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,201 WELL, I'M SURE BIG-TIME DIRECTORS 498 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,803 HAVE HUNDREDS OF CALLS AND E-MAILS TO ANSWER. 499 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,471 HE'LL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN HE CAN. 500 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,206 - MMM. 501 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:03,476 - THAT IS, IF HE'S STILL INTERESTED. 502 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,612 - WHY WOULDN'T HE BE? 503 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,480 - YOU KNOW HOW IT IS OUT IN HOLLYWOOD. 504 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,081 THEY'RE HOT ON SOMETHING ONE MINUTE 505 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,817 AND COLD ON IT THE NEXT. 506 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:13,252 - I'M SURE HE MEANT IT. 507 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,088 - I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT. 508 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,124 WHAT IF HE TURNS IT INTO A PIECE OF SHIT? 509 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,560 - WE WON'T LET HIM. 510 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,162 - ONCE YOU SELL IT, HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. 511 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,932 MAKE RAGE... STRAIGHT. 512 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:32,605 READY FOR LUNCH? 513 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,106 - WE NEED TO GET A LAWYER. 514 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,875 - FOR WHAT? 515 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:38,110 - KELLER COULD TURN RAGE INTO A SINGING WARTHOG, 516 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:41,280 AND THERE'S NOTHING WE COULD DO ABOUT IT. 517 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,249 - WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING HIM? 518 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,618 - TO BE CAREFUL, THAT'S ALL. 519 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,153 - IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 520 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,656 HE TOLD US HE LOVES RAGE JUST THE WAY HE IS. 521 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:53,025 - HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S NOT JUST SAYING THAT? 522 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:57,163 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BEN. 523 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:58,731 NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT 524 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,767 IF YOU WOULD JUST BUTT OUT. 525 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,773 - HAPPY TO. 526 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:26,525 - THAT LOOKS NICE. 527 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,664 - WELL, WE FAERIES HAVE A SPECIAL GIFT 528 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,966 FOR RECLAIMING ANYTHING, 529 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,068 NO MATTER HOW COMMON, 530 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:39,806 AND TRANSFORMING IT INTO SOMETHING MAGICAL. 531 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,709 WELL, ALMOST ANYTHING. 532 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,711 - I, UH... 533 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:47,947 BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS. 534 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,982 - I THOUGHT I RETURNED THAT TO SENDER. 535 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,784 - I KNOW, I...RETRIEVED IT 536 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:53,820 FROM THE DEAD LETTER FILE. 537 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,087 - WELL I, UH... 538 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,089 ALREADY TOLD TEDDY THAT, UM, 539 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,925 I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT HE'S DOING HIS STEPS 540 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,794 AND WRITING HIS LETTERS, BUT IT'S ABOUT HIM, NOT ME. 541 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,963 - THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 542 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:07,199 IT'S ABOUT YOU HELPING HIM AND, UH... 543 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,368 YOURSELF, TO MOVE ON. 544 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,338 - I HAVE MOVED ON. THANKS. 545 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:16,008 AND, UH, SO HAS TED WITHOUT ANY HELP OR, UH, 546 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,677 OR FORGIVENESS FROM ME. 547 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:21,347 - HE'S NOT ASKING FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS. 548 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,215 HE'S ASKING YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS PAIN 549 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,084 FOR HAVING HURT YOU. 550 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:29,021 AFTER THAT, IT'S UP TO HIM TO FORGIVE HIMSELF. 551 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:58,751 - THAT'S THE EIGHTH ONE SO FAR TODAY. 552 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,821 IF I'D HAVE KNOWN WHAT A FLESHPOT THIS WAS, 553 00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:04,791 I WOULD'VE SIGNED UP YEARS AGO. 554 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:05,992 NOT THAT I NEED IT. 555 00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:08,627 I HAVE THE PERFECT TWINK PHYSIQUE. 556 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,673 - THEN WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT TO USE? 557 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,152 DID YOU JUST START HERE? 558 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:36,689 - YEAH. I'M NEW IN TOWN. 559 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:40,059 - SCORE ONE FOR PITTSBURGH. 560 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:42,061 MY NAME'S BRIAN. 561 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,897 - SHANE. 562 00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,766 - IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO SEE A FRESH... 563 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,168 FACE. 564 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,302 Justin: OKAY. 565 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,670 I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL THEN. 566 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:56,843 - SHIT. HOLD ON. 567 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,310 COULD YOU ACTUALLY DO A FAVOR FOR ME? 568 00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,846 - YEAH, SURE. 569 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,248 - I KNOW IT'S NOT EVERYBODY WHO CAN... 570 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,883 SPREAD THEIR LEGS LIKE THAT. 571 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,788 - I STILL CAN'T GO AS FAR AS I'D LIKE. 572 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:12,391 - WELL, I WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELP STRETCH YOU. 573 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:18,364 - HEY. [inaudible whisper] 574 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:25,404 - IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU. 575 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:28,007 I GOT TO GO. 576 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:35,247 - THE MAN THAT GOT AWAY, HUH? 577 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,950 - AND I WAS HALFWAY UP HIS ASS. 578 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:41,220 - HE MUST'VE HEARD THAT NASTY RUMOR. 579 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,489 YOU KNOW, THE ONE ABOUT YOU HAVING CRABS. 580 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:48,394 - AH. I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED. 581 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,763 - PACK THE SUNSCREEN. WE'RE GOING TO IBIZA. 582 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,432 - AH, I WOULDN'T DITCH MY TEXTBOOKS YET. 583 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:02,775 - GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. - GOOD NIGHT. 584 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,279 - HEY. - HEY, BUDDY. 585 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,015 - MR. AUERBACH? - YEAH. 586 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,850 - YOU WANTED A GOOD BAGEL? 587 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:13,019 HERE'S A GOOD BAGEL. 588 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,520 GO AHEAD, TRY ONE. 589 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,323 HMM, YOU SCREAMED LOUD ENOUGH FOR THEM. 590 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:28,567 - THESE FROM NEW YORK? 591 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,069 - TELL JEROME TO GO TO SOLLY'S. 592 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,539 IT'S THE BEST DELI IN PITTSBURGH. 593 00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,274 BY THE WAY, I'M LINDSAY PETERSON, 594 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:36,442 FROM THE SIDNEY BLOOM GALLERY. 595 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,544 WE MET BRIEFLY THE OTHER DAY. 596 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:41,180 - THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT. 597 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,187 WELL, YOU COMING? 598 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,503 - OH! - OH! OH, OH! 599 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,905 THAT'S OKAY, SWEETHEART, THAT'S OKAY. 600 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:06,906 YOU'RE IN THE BEST OF HANDS. 601 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:09,441 THERE YOU GO. 602 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,210 [clearing of throat] 603 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,313 - OH. IT'S INCREDIBLE. 604 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:15,848 - MMM. 605 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,917 - IT'S A WORK OF MONUMENTAL IMPORTANCE, 606 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:18,985 RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE DECO SERIES 607 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:20,119 AND THE SANTA FE PROJECT. 608 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:24,056 - DID YOU BRING THE BAGELS? 609 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,325 - MR. AUERBACH... - SAM. 610 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,995 - SAM, I WISH YOU WOULD RECONSIDER 611 00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:31,130 ALLOWING US TO DO A SHOW THAT WOULD TRACE THIS MURAL 612 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,465 FROM COMMISSION TO CONCEPT TO EXECUTION. 613 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:34,600 USING YOUR SKETCHES AND NOTES, WE COULD... 614 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:38,337 - GIVE ME A HAND, WOULD YOU? 615 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:41,473 - ME? - TAKE THIS BRUSH. 616 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:44,210 SOME RIATA RED NUMBER 9. - HMM? MM-HM. 617 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:45,411 - DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY COME UP WITH THESE CRAZY NAMES. 618 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,213 - [uneasy chuckle] - [chuckling] 619 00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:50,216 NICE EVEN STROKES, ALL RIGHT? 620 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,151 THAT'S IT. - OH... 621 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,485 - YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY, YEAH. 622 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,087 KEEP MOVING IT. - OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE 623 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,956 I'M ACTUALLY PAINTING WITH SAM AUERBACH. 624 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,290 - KEEP STROKING. 625 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,631 - W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 626 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:08,634 - I TOLD YOU, KEEP STROKING. 627 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:11,537 - UM...OH! OH, MY GOD. 628 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,506 OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY, I'M... 629 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:18,244 I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW, I'M...I'M HAPPILY MARRIED. 630 00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,679 - YEAH. WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY? 631 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,249 - HE'S NOT A GUY. HE'S A WOMAN. 632 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:26,518 - ALL THE BETTER. CALL HER. 633 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,687 WE'LL HAVE A THREE-WAY. 634 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,424 OH! OH! OH! OH! - [gasps] OH, MY GOD! 635 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,394 - [grunts] 636 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,129 OW, MY NOSE! 637 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,431 [groaning] - YOU'RE BLEEDING. 638 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:41,067 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S JUST... 639 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,002 JUST A LITTLE RIATA RED NUMBER 9. 640 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:45,004 OH, YOU REALLY MUST BE A DYKE 641 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:47,206 WITH A RIGHT HOOK LIKE THAT. 642 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,575 - YOU ARE THE MOST REPELLENT MAN I'VE EVER MET, 643 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:52,611 EVEN IF YOU ARE A GENIUS. 644 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:55,681 - HEY. 645 00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,349 WHAT DID YOU SAY THE NAME OF THAT DELI IS AGAIN? 646 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:08,194 [exhales] 647 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:12,631 - VIC'S POTS AND PANS HAVE MOVED MORE THAN I HAVE. 648 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,367 FIRST TO TED'S, THEN TO YOUR MOM'S, NOW HERE. 649 00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,503 - SHE SAID SHE WANTED ALL OF IT OUT OF THE HOUSE 650 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,105 BEFORE SHE COULD COUNT TO 10. 651 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,740 "AND THAT INCLUDES EVERY FUCKING TEASPOON." 652 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,110 - IT'S SCARY, HOW WELL YOU DO HER. 653 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:26,445 [knocking on window] 654 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,514 - I JUST WISH THEY'D KISS AND MAKE UP ALREADY. 655 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,449 - UH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 656 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:34,020 THERE'S NOTHING MORE TEDIOUS THAN THOSE INTERMINABLE FEUDS. 657 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,491 [knocking] 658 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,494 [keys jangling] 659 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,066 [TV playing quietly] 660 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,067 [door closes] 661 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,036 - UNCLE VIC? 662 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:57,109 [creaking of floorboards] 663 00:32:57,143 --> 00:33:00,512 - [whispering] SO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THIS? 664 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,214 - WELL, I'D PUT IT AWAY, 665 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:03,649 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WANTS IT. 666 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:06,985 - THEN I GUESS WE'D BETTER WAKE HIM UP AND ASK HIM. 667 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:13,259 - UNCLE VIC, YOUR MOVERS ARE HERE. 668 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:15,361 - WITH EVERYTHING FROM DEBBIE'S KITCHEN EXCEPT THE SINK. 669 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:16,662 [chuckling] 670 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:23,602 - UNCLE VIC? 671 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:27,406 UNCLE VIC? 672 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,145 UNCLE VIC... 673 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,519 - TWO PINK PLATE SPECIALS, 674 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:42,388 PORK CHOP WITH MASHED POTATOES, 675 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,123 CHICKEN FRIED STEAK, NO VEGETABLES, 676 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,324 BUT I CHANGED THAT FOR YOU, SWEETHEART, 677 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,293 SO EAT ALL YOUR BROCCOLI. 678 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,664 WHERE THE HELL IS THE POT PIE? 679 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,266 DID YOU HAVE TO GO KILL A CHICKEN? 680 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,168 - MA? Cook: IT'S COMING. IT'S COMING. 681 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,837 - I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW, MICHAEL. 682 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,439 - IT'S IMPORTANT. 683 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,274 - CAN'T YOU SEE MY HANDS ARE FULL? ALL RIGHT? 684 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,675 BETTY'S OUT SICK, I'M WORKING TWO STATIONS. 685 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,277 - MA, PLEASE. 686 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:06,578 - HERE YOU GO, HONEY. SORRY. 687 00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:08,414 Man: I NEED THE CHECK, PLEASE. 688 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:09,815 - I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. - DEB, THE POT PIE'S UP. 689 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,450 - GROWLING FOR MEAT TODAY. 690 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:15,687 - MA, WILL YOU PUT THE GODDAMN TRAY DOWN? 691 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,090 - WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT IT CAN'T WAIT? 692 00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:20,159 - COME SIT DOWN. 693 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,293 - I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT DOWN, MICHAEL. 694 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:24,596 JUST TELL ME. WHAT? 695 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,566 - IT'S UNCLE VIC. - WHAT ABOUT HIM? 696 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,734 DID HE HAVE A SHIT FIT WHEN YOU SHOWED UP 697 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:31,203 WITH ALL THOSE POTS AND PANS? 698 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,704 WELL, I HOPE SO, THAT SON OF A BITCH. 699 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,706 - MA... 700 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,242 Debbie: WHAT? 701 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,710 Man: IS BETTY NOT WORKING TODAY? 702 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:41,347 - UNCLE VIC IS GONE. 703 00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:48,520 HE PASSED AWAY. 704 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,658 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 705 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:57,629 - WE TOOK THE STUFF OVER TO HIM. 706 00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,631 HE WAS THERE... 707 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:04,236 IN FRONT OF THE TV. 708 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,652 I'M SORRY, MOM. 709 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:27,226 I CALLED RODNEY. 710 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:30,562 AND THE PARAMEDICS CAME, BUT... 711 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:44,210 - [moans] 712 00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:50,816 I'VE GOTTA GET MY FOOD. 713 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:54,286 - IT'S OKAY, MA. IT'LL WAIT. 714 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:04,330 [overlapping chatter] 715 00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:08,267 [football game playing in background] 716 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,402 [laughter] 717 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:14,373 [overlapping chatter] 718 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:27,886 - YOU INTO FOOTBALL? 719 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:30,289 - I HATE FOOTBALL. 720 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:32,558 - THEN WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IT? 721 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,426 - SO SOME HOT GUY WILL COME OVER 722 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:38,697 AND ASK ME IF I'M INTO FOOTBALL. 723 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:39,998 - I'M JUSTIN. 724 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:43,369 - SHANE. 725 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,971 - I SAW YOU AT BABYLON THE OTHER NIGHT. 726 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:48,374 - OH? - YEAH. 727 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:50,376 YOU WERE CRUISING THE HELL OUT OF ME, 728 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:52,444 AND THEN YOU JUST DISAPPEARED. 729 00:36:52,478 --> 00:36:53,845 - UM... ONE OF THOSE EMERGENCIES. 730 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,748 COULDN'T BE HELPED. 731 00:36:56,782 --> 00:37:00,252 - WELL, LUCKY FOR US, I FOUND YOU AGAIN. 732 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,922 - YOU PITTSBURGH GUYS SURE ARE FRIENDLY. 733 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,591 - [chuckles] 734 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:08,327 IT'S A SMALL TOWN WITH A BIG HEART. 735 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,929 YOU'VE BEEN HERE LONG? - ALL OF A WEEK. 736 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:13,432 STILL LIVING OUT OF BOXES. 737 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:20,639 - WHY DON'T I HELP YOU UNPACK? 738 00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:22,941 - WHY DON'T YOU? 739 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,913 Brian: HOLD IT. 740 00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:30,549 - SAY, AREN'T YOU THE GUY FROM THE GYM? 741 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,284 - YEAH, THE ONE WITH THE BAD CASE OF CRABS. 742 00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:34,353 FORTUNATELY, THAT'S CLEARED UP. 743 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,888 - YOU'RE TOO LATE. I WON. 744 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,524 YOU CAN BOOK OUR FLIGHT TOMORROW. 745 00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:41,927 - NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE. BET'S OFF. 746 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,496 [clearing of throat] 747 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:47,499 VIC'S DEAD. 748 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:48,834 - OH... 749 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,902 THAT IS REALLY LOW, EVEN FOR YOU. 750 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:53,672 - IT'S TRUE. 751 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:03,281 MA, YOU WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND LIE DOWN? 752 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:06,318 MA? 753 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:10,389 - CAN I GET ANYONE ANYTHING? 754 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:12,290 HOW ABOUT SOME TEA, DEB? 755 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:18,096 RODNEY? 756 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,831 - NO, THANKS. 757 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,471 [opening of door] 758 00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:31,076 - DEB, I'M SO SORRY. 759 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,812 - THANK YOU, SUNSHINE. 760 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,047 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 761 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:41,620 - WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? 762 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,823 Ben: UH, HIS HEART. 763 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:47,493 THE DOCTOR SAID HIS CHOLESTEROL WAS SKY-HIGH 764 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,495 FROM THE MEDS HE WAS TAKING. 765 00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:50,762 - NO WARNING. NOTHING. 766 00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:52,464 Hunter: I THOUGHT THE MEDS 767 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:54,500 WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOU ALIVE, 768 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,134 NOT KILL YOU. 769 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,404 - IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK THAT WAY. 770 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:09,347 - I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE MORE TIME THAN THIS. 771 00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:16,522 - YOU GUYS SHOULD'VE BEEN TOGETHER A LOT LONGER. 772 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:19,057 IT'S TRAGIC. 773 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,595 - HAMLET'S TRAGIC. 774 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:25,664 PLATFORM SHOES ARE TRAGIC. 775 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:32,070 VIC WAS ON HIS DEATHBED FOUR YEARS AGO. 776 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,976 ALL THIS WAS GRAVY. 777 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,713 HE KNEW THAT. 778 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,050 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 779 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,852 - GOING THIS WAY. 780 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,589 COULD'VE BEEN A LOT WORSE. 781 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:54,460 IF YOU ASK ME, HE WAS FUCKING LUCKY. 782 00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:56,895 - [grunts] 783 00:39:56,928 --> 00:40:00,432 NOBODY FUCKING ASKED YOU. 784 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,167 AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DECIDE 785 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,471 HOW LONG HE SHOULD'VE LIVED? 786 00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:10,408 - I KNOW. THE TRUTH HURTS. 787 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:19,818 - GET THIS SHITHEAD OUT OF MY HOUSE. 788 00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:35,000 - BRIAN, WAIT UP. 789 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,234 SHE'S UPSET. 790 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,969 JUST TELL HER YOU'RE SORRY. 791 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:41,206 - THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM-- I'M NOT. 792 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:42,741 - WE JUST HEARD. - HOW'S DEBBIE? 793 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,076 - NOTHING CAN KEEP A GOOD WOMAN DOWN. 794 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,578 - WHAT, ARE YOU LEAVING? 795 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:47,946 - THEY RAN OUT OF ICE. 796 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,549 Lindsay: BRIAN? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 797 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,084 - JUST GO BACK IN. WE'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE. 798 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:55,086 - NOT ME. 799 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,222 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 800 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,958 - WE HAVE A BET, REMEMBER? 801 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:01,727 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT SEX 802 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,829 AT A TIME LIKE THIS. 803 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,831 - "AT A TIME LIKE THIS" IS EXACTLY WHEN YOU SHOULD 804 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,867 BE THINKING ABOUT IT-- BEFORE YOU CAN'T. 805 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:29,655 - HERE YOU ARE. 806 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:34,025 - JUST TAKING A BREATHER. 807 00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,027 - HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? 808 00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:40,632 - I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW. 809 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,001 I DON'T THINK MA KNOWS WHAT HIT HER. 810 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,603 - YEAH. 811 00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:47,138 WHAT BRIAN SAID SURE DIDN'T HELP. 812 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:50,008 INSENSITIVE PRICK. 813 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,143 - WELL, THE FUNNY THING IS, 814 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:57,015 VIC WOULD PROBABLY HAVE AGREED WITH HIM. 815 00:41:57,048 --> 00:42:00,151 WHEN HE CAME BACK, EVERYBODY THOUGHT 816 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:04,823 HE HAD A COUPLE MONTHS TO LIVE, TOPS. 817 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:08,026 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE. 818 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,762 - NOT A PRETTY PICTURE, I'M SURE. 819 00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:15,066 - SO, WHATEVER TIME HE GOT WAS A GIFT. 820 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:20,038 HE WAS A LOT LUCKIER THAN MOST. 821 00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:23,041 - THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT... 822 00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:25,644 IT WASN'T BRIAN'S PLACE TO SHRUG OFF HIS DEATH, 823 00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:26,912 ESPECIALLY TO YOUR MOM. 824 00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,647 - HE SHRUGS EVERYTHING OFF. 825 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,048 IT'S WHO HE IS. 826 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,650 - AND YOU DEFEND HIM. IT'S WHO YOU ARE. 827 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,585 - LOOK, I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD 828 00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:36,688 HOW TO RESPOND OR WHAT TO FEEL. 829 00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:38,189 CERTAINLY NOT BY YOU. 830 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,859 SO...IF THAT'S WHY YOU CAME UP HERE, THEN... 831 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,227 - IT'S NOT. 832 00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:49,801 I CAME TO OFFER MY UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND SUPPORT, 833 00:42:49,835 --> 00:42:53,872 AND TO LET YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO... 834 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,206 - THERE IS. 835 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,843 YOU CAN PUT EVERYTHING ELSE ASIDE, 836 00:42:57,876 --> 00:43:00,245 BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT... 837 00:43:00,278 --> 00:43:04,215 THAT DIRECTOR, WHATEVER HIS NAME IS. 838 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:08,720 ALL I CARE ABOUT IS HELPING MY MOM GET THROUGH THIS. 839 00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:15,727 I JUST HOPE I CAN. 840 00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:22,000 [knocking on door] 841 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,270 - [exhales] 842 00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:29,908 [knocking on door] 843 00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:38,850 - DID I WAKE YOU? 844 00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:39,918 - UH, NO. 845 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,120 [clearing of throat] NO. 846 00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:44,322 COME ON IN. 847 00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:52,297 OKAY, YOU SHOULD KNOW, FIRST OFF, I-I NEVER WEAR THIS, 848 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:55,400 BUT, UH, TOMORROW'S LAUNDRY DAY, SO, UH... 849 00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:58,870 - IT'S OKAY. YOU LOOK STUNNING. 850 00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:01,006 - YEAH. 851 00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:02,774 SO YOU, UH... [clearing of throat] 852 00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:05,143 JUST COME FROM A MEETING? 853 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,012 - I DID. - MM-HM. 854 00:44:07,045 --> 00:44:10,015 AND WHO DID YOU RESCUE TONIGHT? 855 00:44:10,048 --> 00:44:12,083 - ACTUALLY, UM... 856 00:44:12,117 --> 00:44:14,085 ME. 857 00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:16,221 [exhales] 858 00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:19,157 IT WAS MY TURN TO SPEAK AND, UH... 859 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,292 BASICALLY, WHAT I SAID WAS, 860 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:23,361 EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR OVER TWO YEARS 861 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:25,897 AND FOLLOWED THE PROGRAMS, TRIED TO BE A... 862 00:44:25,931 --> 00:44:27,032 A GOOD COUNSELOR... 863 00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,166 - BETTER THAN GOOD. 864 00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,001 THE BEST. 865 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:35,040 - I STILL FEEL AS THOUGH I'VE FAILED. 866 00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:39,444 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. - I-IT IS TRUE. I... 867 00:44:39,477 --> 00:44:41,246 I FAILED TO MAKE PROPER AMENDS 868 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,381 TO THE ONE PERSON THAT I SHOULD'VE MADE THEM TO 869 00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:46,785 A LONG TIME AGO. 870 00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:48,486 - WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE TO WRITE A LETTER, 871 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,321 I HAVE PLENTY OF STATIONERY. 872 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,891 - I DON'T WANT TO WRITE A LETTER. 873 00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:59,931 WHAT I WANT TO DO... 874 00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:02,033 IS THIS. 875 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:38,169 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD STAY. 876 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:40,972 - NO, NO. YOU GO HOME WITH HUNTER AND BEN. 877 00:45:41,006 --> 00:45:45,310 GET SOME REST. I'M HERE. DON'T WORRY. 878 00:45:45,343 --> 00:45:47,145 - BYE. 879 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,284 - BYE. 880 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:01,326 - BYE. 881 00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:24,182 [knocks on door] 882 00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:29,154 - EVERYBODY'S GONE. 883 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,022 - THANK GOD. 884 00:46:31,056 --> 00:46:35,360 I COULDN'T HANDLE ONE MORE HUG OR TEARY GOOD-BYE. 885 00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:37,128 - THEY UNDERSTAND. 886 00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:42,100 BROUGHT YOU MY AUNT LULAH'S SECRET SLEEP POTION, 887 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:44,102 WARM MILK AND HONEY. 888 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,237 GUARANTEED TO SOOTHE THE NERVES 889 00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:48,840 AND SEND YOU OFF TO DREAMLAND. 890 00:46:48,874 --> 00:46:52,810 [chuckles] WELL, THAT AND HALF A XANAX. 891 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,582 - KEEP THE PILL. 892 00:46:57,615 --> 00:46:59,951 - SURE? 893 00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:03,054 IT'LL HELP CALM YOU. 894 00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:05,390 - CALM ME? 895 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,897 HOW CAN I BE CALM... 896 00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:15,967 AFTER THE WAY I TALKED TO HIM? 897 00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:22,140 I SAID I DIDN'T CARE IF I EVER SAW HIM AGAIN. 898 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:31,316 MY LAST WORDS TO HIM... 899 00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:36,054 WERE "FUCK YOU." 900 00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:41,226 - YOU TWO WERE ALWAYS FIGHTING. 901 00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:43,528 - AND WE ALWAYS MADE UP. 902 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,271 BUT NOT THIS TIME. 903 00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:22,167 - [exhales] 904 00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:12,577 - LIKE THAT? 905 00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:14,279 - YEAH. 906 00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:18,149 I ALWAYS LIKE WINNING A BET. 907 00:50:18,183 --> 00:50:20,551 - YOU'VE GOT A GREAT COCK. 908 00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:24,389 - IT'S THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS EVER SAID THAT TO ME. 909 00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:26,124 THANKS. 910 00:50:26,157 --> 00:50:27,392 - ALTHOUGH THERE IS SOMETHING 911 00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:28,693 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 912 00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:29,694 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CALL? 913 00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:31,129 - HMM. 914 00:50:31,162 --> 00:50:33,398 SORRY, I... DON'T DO ENCORES. 915 00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,166 - I'M A DOCTOR. 916 00:50:39,337 --> 00:50:40,471 - WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? 917 00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:43,541 GET PAID TO PROBE MY PROSTATE? 918 00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:45,210 - I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW 919 00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,245 YOU'VE GOT A LUMP ON YOUR LEFT TESTICLE. 920 00:50:50,481 --> 00:50:53,751 IF I WERE YOU, I'D HAVE IT CHECKED OUT. 921 00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:56,621 THE SOONER THE BETTER. 65111

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