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In The New York Herald,
November 26, year 1911...
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...there is an account
of the hanging of three men.
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They died for the murder
of Sir Edmund William Godfrey...
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...husband, father, pharmacist,
and all-around gentleman resident...
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...of Greenberry Hill, London.
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He was murdered by three vagrants
whose motive was simple robbery.
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They were identified as Joseph Green...
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...Stanley Berry...
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...and Daniel Hill.
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Green, Berry, Hill.
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And I would like to think
this was only a matter of chance.
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As reported in the Reno Gazette,
June of 1 983...
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...there is the story of a fire...
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...the water that it took
to contain the fire...
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...and a scuba diver
named Delmer Darion.
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Employee of the Nugget Hotel and Casino,
Reno, Nevada...
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...engaged as a blackjack dealer,
well-liked and well-regarded...
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...as a physical, recreational,
and sporting sort...
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...Delmer's true passion was for the lake.
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As reported by the coroner,
Delmer died of a heart attack...
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...somewhere between the lake
and the tree...
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...but most curious side note is the suicide
the next day of Craig Hansen...
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...volunteer firefighter,
estranged father of four...
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...and a poor tendency to drink.
Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane...
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...that quite accidentally
lifted Delmer Darion out of the water.
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Added to this,
Mr. Hansen's tortured life...
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...met before with Delmer Darion
just two nights previous.
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All I need is a two.
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All you need is a deuce. All right.
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That is an eight.
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Glad you like my work.
All right. Moment of truth-
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The weight of the guilt
and the measure of coincidence so large...
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...Craig Hansen took his life.
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And I am trying to think
this was all only a matter of chance.
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The tale told
at a 1 961 awards dinner...
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...for the American Association
of Forensic Science...
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...by Dr. John Harper,
president of the association...
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...began with a simple suicide attempt.
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- curiosity.
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Seventeen-year-old Sydney Barringer...
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...in the city of Los Angeles
on March 23rd, 1 958.
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The coroner ruled
that the unsuccessful suicide...
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...had suddenly become
a successful homicide.
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To explain,
the suicide was confirmed by a note...
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...in the right hip pocket
of Sydney Barringer.
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At the same time young Sydney stood
on the ledge of this nine-story building...
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...an argument swelled
three stories below.
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The neighbors heard, as they usually did,
the arguing of the tenants...
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...and it was not uncommon for them
to threaten each other with a shotgun...
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...or one of the many handguns
in the house.
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I'm gonna put you down!
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And when the shotgun
accidentally went off...
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You asshole!
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Sydney just happened to pass.
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What?
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Shut the fuck up!
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Added to this,
the two tenants turned out to be...
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...Faye and Arthur Barringer...
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...Sydney's mother and Sydney's father.
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When confronted with the charge...
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...which took some figuring out
for the officers on the scene of the crime...
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...Faye Barringer swore
she did not know the gun was loaded.
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I didn't know.
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She always threatens me with the gun,
but I don't keep it loaded.
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DETECTIVE:
And you didn't load the gun?
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Why would I load the gun?
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A boy who lived in the building...
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...sometimes a visitor
and friend to Sydney Barringer...
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...said that he had seen, six days prior,
the loading of the shotgun.
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Ricky, come here a minute.
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It seems that all the arguing and fighting...
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...and all of the violence
was far too much for Sydney Barringer...
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...and knowing his mother
and father's tendency to fight...
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...he decided to do something.
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He said that he wanted them
to kill each other...
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. .. and that's all that they wanted to do,
kill each other. . .
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. .. and that he would help them do that
if that's what they wanted.
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Sydney Barringer jumps
from the ninth-floor rooftop.
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His parents argue three stories below.
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Her accidental shotgun blast
hits Sydney in the stomach...
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...as he passes
the arguing sixth-floor window.
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He is killed instantly,
but continues to fall...
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...only to find, five stories below,
a safety net installed three days prior...
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...for window washers
that would've broken his fall...
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...and saved his life
if not for the hole in his stomach.
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So Faye Barringer was charged
with the murder of her son...
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...and Sydney Barringer noted
as an accomplice in his own death.
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And it is in the humble opinion
of this narrator...
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...that this is not
just something that happened.
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This cannot be one of those things.
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This, please, cannot be that.
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And for what I would like to say,
I can't.
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This was not just
a matter of chance. Ha, ha.
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These strange things happen all the time.
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In this big game that we play, life,
it's not what you hope for.
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It's not what you deserve.
It's what you take.
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I'm Frank T.J. Mackey,
a master of the muffin...
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...and author of Seduce and Destroy...
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...now available to you
on audio and video cassette.
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Seduce and Destroy
will teach you the techniques...
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...to have any hard-body blonde...
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...just dripping to wet your dock.
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Bottom line? Language:
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the magical key to unlocking
the female analytical mindset.
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Tap directly into her hopes, her wants...
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...her fears, her desires,
and her sweet little panties.
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Learn how to make that lady "friend"
your sex-starved servant.
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Seduce and Destroy produces an instant,
money-back guaranteed...
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...trance-like state that will get you...
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Hey.
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- naughty sauce you want fast.
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Hey, how many more times...
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...do you need to hear
the all-too-famous line-
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So?
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- "I just don't feel that way about you"?
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DICK For over 30 years,
America has hung out...
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...and answered questions
with Jimmy Gator.
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An American legend
and a true television icon...
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...Jimmy celebrates his 1 2,000th hour
of broadcast this week.
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Have I been around that long?
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DICK He's a family man
who's been married for over 40 years...
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...with two children and one
bouncing baby grandchild on the way.
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We've tuned in each day
to see the human interaction...
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...between Jimmy
and some very special kids...
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...and we hope there's 30 more years
of watching that happen.
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I'm Jimmy Gator.
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Donald W. Winnicott.
1911. North America. South America.
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The answer is four.
The answer is 22. Gravity.
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The answer
is The Life of Samuel Johnson.
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I don't care
what your last bank statement is.
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Let's go.
You should have done that 1 0 minutes ago.
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We need more dog food.
RICK: Talk in the car.
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- Look, I got a serious audition today.
Are you lonely?
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RICK: That one too?
- I need this one.
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Well, let me tell you.
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RICK: I don't understand why you need
four bags of books to go to school.
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There's no reason
for this many backpacks.
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- Be ready at 2:00.
- It should be 1:30.
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RICK: I told you I got an audition.
I won't be here till 2:00.
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Get your stuff. Come on.
Gotta go. Love you.
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Love you too.
- Okay.
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Donnie, do you have an answer?
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I do, Jimmy. Prometheus.
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JIMMY:
It is!
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Donnie, how does it feel?
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It's pretty exciting. Bet you don't get
many people my age getting braces.
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You were so cute on that game show.
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Bet you can't answer any questions now,
though, huh? Ha, ha!
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- So we're all set to go, Donnie.
DONNIE: Good.
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- I'll see you tomorrow morning.
- Okay.
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RECEPTIONIST: Bye.
- You're running around like crazy.
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I'm gonna be late for work.
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Hey.
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It's the Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith.
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PH IL:
Hello, hello.
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- How's today, then?
- Fucking bullshit is what this is.
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EARL
Fucking regrets.
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And we do these things,
move through this life.
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I'm gonna need your help, Phil.
You got to help me on something today.
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I'll take care. Anything, Earl.
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Well, you're his doctor, and that's why.
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Tell me something. Tell me something.
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He needs more pills.
He needs more- Fuck it.
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He needs more pills,
and I need some answers. . .
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. .. so I'm coming to see you.
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Morning, Linda.
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I love you, my darling.
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I'll be back in a while, Phil.
I have to do some things. . .
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. .. and I have to see something,
and I'll be back.
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Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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WOMAN
Press one to hear...
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...this person's personal description
of themselves...
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...and two to leave a personal message
of your own.
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JIM Well, hello.
This is Jim. I work in law enforcement.
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I'm an officer for the LAPD...
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...and work
out of the North Hollywood district.
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I love my job,
and I love to go to the movies.
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I try to stay physically fit.
My job demands it.
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I'm getting up there, though.
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I'm 32 years old, and I'm 6'2" tall,
and I weigh about 1 80...
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...if that's important to you.
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I'm really interested in meeting
someone special who likes quiet things.
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My life is very stressful, and I hope
to have a relationship that is very calm...
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...and undemanding and loving...
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...so if you are this person, please leave me
a message at box number 82.
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Thank you.
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OFFICER:
So much violence...
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. .. but that's the way of the world.
Good luck, as always.
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Serve and protect and all that other
blah, blah, blah on the side of the car.
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JIM:
Let me tell you something.
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This is not an easy job.
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I get a call on the radio from Dispatch.
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It's bad news.
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And it stinks.
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But this is my job, and I love it...
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...because I wanna do well.
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In this life and in this world,
I wanna do well...
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...and I wanna help people.
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And I might get 20 bad calls a day...
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. .. but one time I can help someone,
I make a save. . .
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. .. I correct a wrong or right a situation.. .
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. .. then I'm a happy cop.
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And we move through this life,
we should try and do good.
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Do good.
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And if we can do that. ..
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. .. and not hurt anyone else...
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. .. well, then. . . .
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JIM: Hello?
MARCIE: I turn around, there's something.
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- Whoa! Slow down.
- You can't just come in here.
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- The door was open.
- You not allowed to come in.
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- Calm down.
- I am calm!
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I got a call to this apartment,
report of a disturbance.
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There's no disturbance.
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I got a call of a disturbance.
I wanna see what's going on.
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- Yeah, but there's no disturbance.
- Then you got nothing to worry about.
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You don't tell me. I know my rights.
Just come right in. You can't just. . . .
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All right, ma'am, you wanna test me?
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All right? You wanna tell me
about the law book, we can do that.
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You push me far enough,
I will take you to jail.
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- Okay? Now calm yourself down.
- I am calm!
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No. You are not calm.
You're screaming at me.
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Do you understand?
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I got a call of a disturbance,
and I'm going to check it out.
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That is what I'm going to do.
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- Are you alone in here?
- I ain't got to answer your questions.
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No, you don't,
but I'm gonna ask you one more time.
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- Are you alone in here?
- What does it look like?
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- There's no one else in here?
- You in here.
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Okay. That's true,
but is there anyone else. . .
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. .. besides me
and besides you in this house?
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- No. I said that already.
- Mm-hm.
234
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,068
- Are you lying to me?
- I live by myself.
235
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,696
That might be true,
but the question I'm asking you, ma'am. . . .
236
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,449
Is there anyone else
in this house right now?
237
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,577
- No.
- Okay.
238
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,454
- What is your name?
- Marcie.
239
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,624
Okay. Marcie,
I'm gonna need you to take a seat here.
240
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,878
- I prefer to stand up.
- Okay. I'm not asking.
241
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,508
- I didn't even do nothing.
- Move, ma'am.
242
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:54,268
Okay. So, like I was saying,
I'm here to check on a disturbance.
243
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,229
Now, some of your neighbors
heard screaming and a loud crash.
244
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,815
- I don't even know no loud crash.
- Okay, what-?
245
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,276
- What was that?
- Nothing.
246
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,654
- Sit back down on the couch.
- I ain't gotta do a goddamn thing.
247
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,656
- What's this bullshit?
- Do not do this.
248
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:11,326
- Do not do this. Do not slap me, ma'am.
- This is bullshit. This is bullshit.
249
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,789
This is bullshit. For what? For what?
For what? Huh? Tell me for what.
250
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,124
No, tell me for what.
251
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,668
JIM: I asked you to sit on the couch.
MARCIE: This is bullshit.
252
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,463
This is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit.
253
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,841
1 5-L-27, I'm gonna need backup.
254
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,343
What the fuck is this?
It's bullshit, motherfucker!
255
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,930
- I want you to stay right there.
- Fucking bullshit, and you know it!
256
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,641
JIM: Stay right there, Marcie.
- Don't you go in my bedroom!
257
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:38,520
This is bullshit, motherfucker!
Don't go down the hallway!
258
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,731
Don't go down
my motherfucking hallway!
259
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,024
JIM:
This is the LAPD!
260
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,234
Don't go in my goddamn bedroom!
261
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,361
JIM:
Come out now with your hands up!
262
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,282
MARCIE:
What did I tell you? Ain't nobody in there!
263
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,534
Where the fuck you going, motherfucker?
264
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,786
Don't go in my goddamn bedroom!
265
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,873
Stay out of my motherfucking closet!
What did I tell you?
266
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,375
- Don't go down my hallway!
- This is the police!
267
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,045
If there is anyone in this closet,
come out...
268
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,881
. .. and show yourself to me now,
with your hands up.
269
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,509
Marcie, do not drag
that couch any further!
270
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,761
Don't do this, ma'am!
271
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,097
There's nobody
in my motherfucking closet!
272
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,558
If I have to open this closet,
you will get shot!
273
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,394
MARCIE: Come back here!
Come back here, motherfucker!
274
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,897
What can't you
goddamn fucking talk to me?
275
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,860
- There's nobody in there! I told you!
JIM: Marcie, quiet down!
276
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,783
MARCIE: This don't make no fucking sense!
This don't make no goddamn sense!
277
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,410
This is bullshit, motherfucker!
278
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,245
Why can't you talk to me?
279
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,832
Whoa! Whoa-ho!
280
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,085
What the hell is this, Marcie?
281
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,587
That ain't mine.
282
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,757
LINDA: He's dying.
He's fucking dying as we're sitting here.
283
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,217
There's not a fucking...
284
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,427
Jesus, how can you tell me
to calm down?
285
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,931
I can help you through this,
but there's certain things...
286
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,267
. .. you're gonna have to take care of,
and we can go over them...
287
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,229
. .. but I need to know
that you're listening to me, okay?
288
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,440
I'm- I'm in a fucking state.
It's like he's going, and I don't-
289
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,944
Just tell me practical things,
like what the fuck do I do with his body?
290
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,280
What do I do when he dies? What next?
What happens then? What next?
291
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,157
That's what Hospice can take care of.
292
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,201
They'll send over a nurse,
somebody who-
293
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,245
No. Phil. He has Phil now.
294
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,997
- Phil is one of the nurses from the service?
- Yeah.
295
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,668
If you're happy with Phil taking care
of him and helping you, that's fine...
296
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,212
. .. but contact Hospice
to arrange for the body.
297
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,172
You don't understand. It's-
298
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,093
There's more pain than before, and
the fucking morphine pills aren't working. . .
299
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,722
. .. and it's like- The past two days,
he can't really swallow...
300
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,350
. .. and I , um- I don't know
if the pills are going down.
301
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:44,187
I can't see inside his mouth anymore,
and I'm up all night staring at him. . .
302
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:47,774
. .. and I don't know if the pills
are going down. He moans and he hurts.
303
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,277
We can fix that, because I can give you-
304
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,237
Are you listening?
305
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,699
- Yeah. I'm listening. I'm getting better.
- Do you wanna sit down?
306
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,617
I need to sit down.
307
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,999
Okay, Linda, Earl's not gonna make it.
308
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,794
He's dying. He is.
He's dying very, very rapidly.
309
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,548
The thing here
is to make this experience. . .
310
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,885
. .. as painless
and easy for him as possible.
311
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,678
You understand?
312
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:21,016
Now, Hospice will take care
of all the technical things.
313
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,186
They will help you.
They will take care of the body.
314
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,605
They are who you call when he dies.
315
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,025
There's the number of Hospice.
316
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,489
Okay. Now,
as far as the morphine pills go. . .
317
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,657
. .. there's something else to consider.
318
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:42,537
There's a very strong,
very potent solution of liquid morphine. . .
319
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,624
. .. and it's a little bottle.
It has an eyedropper.
320
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,418
It's easy to get into his mouth
and drop on his tongue...
321
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,172
. .. and it will certainly diminish the pain
that he's in.
322
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,427
But you need to realize
that, uh, once you give it to him...
323
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,846
. .. there really is no going back.
324
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:04,643
It will certainly cure his pain, but he will
drift in and out of consciousness. . .
325
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,896
. .. even worse than he is now, Linda.
I mean...
326
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:13,193
All sign of the recognizable Earl
will pretty much go away.
327
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:20,033
I- What the fuck can I say to-?
I don't know what to say to that.
328
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,255
I don't want to do this.
329
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,424
Sit here.
330
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,221
I can see the things, you know.
331
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,683
It's getting there, that's the cocksucker.
332
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,895
I see that pen.
333
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,231
I see it. I know it's there.
334
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,316
I reach for it.
335
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,944
No.
336
00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,282
No. No goddamn use.
337
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,869
I have a son, you know.
338
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,829
- You do?
- Yeah.
339
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,415
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
340
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,250
I mean...
341
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,003
. .. he's around, but...
342
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:18,550
He's here in town,
but I don't know.
343
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,886
You know. . .
344
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,346
. .. he's a tough one.
345
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,266
Very. . . .
346
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,231
- Got a girlfriend, Phil?
- No.
347
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,650
- Get a girlfriend.
- I'm trying.
348
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:39,279
Do good things with her.
Share the things.
349
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,240
- All that bullshit is true, you know.
- Yeah.
350
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:46,036
Find a good one, hold on, and all that.
351
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,495
Where's Linda?
352
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,582
She went out. She, uh, said
she went out to run some errands.
353
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,792
- She'll be back.
- Oh.
354
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,961
- She's a good girl.
- Yeah.
355
00:20:56,547 --> 00:21:02,510
She's a little nuts. Heh.
But she's a good girl, I think. Yeah.
356
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,096
- She's a little daffy. Yeah.
- Yeah.
357
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,182
She loves you.
358
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,893
Well, maybe.
359
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,520
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
360
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,105
She is a good one.
361
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,983
When's the last time
you talked to your son?
362
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,111
I don't know.
363
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,656
Ten.
364
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:27,702
Maybe ten. . . . Five...
365
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,539
Fuck.
366
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,085
Fuck.
367
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,963
That's another thing that goes.
368
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,384
- Your memory?
- Time lines, you know?
369
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:48,390
I can remember things,
but not right there.
370
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,183
- You know?
- Yeah.
371
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,435
"Yeah"? What the fuck do you know?
372
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:55,730
- I've seen it before.
- Oh, other fucking assholes like me?
373
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,733
- Ah, there's no asshole like you.
- Cocksucker.
374
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,738
How come every word you use
is either cocksucker, shit balls, or fuck?
375
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,992
- Do me a personal favor.
- Go fuck myself.
376
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,576
- You got it.
- Ha, ha.
377
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,254
I can't...
378
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,214
I can't hold on to this any longer.
379
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:25,677
- I'll get another pill. Another morphine pill.
- No. Give me the fucking phone.
380
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:30,056
- Who you gonna call?
- I wanna see this. I, uh-
381
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,434
- Where is he? Do you know?
- Who?
382
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,353
- Jack.
- Is Jack your son?
383
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,025
Do you want to call him on the phone?
I can call him.
384
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,777
I can dial the number
if you can remember the number.
385
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,863
It's not him.
386
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,450
It's not him. He's a fucking asshole.
387
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,953
Oh, Phil, come here. This is so boring.
388
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,998
So goddamn.. . . Goddamn. . ..
389
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:58,126
You know, that dying wish. . .
390
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,796
. .. and all that old man on a bed. . ..
391
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:07,218
- Wants one thing.
- It's okay.
392
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,846
Find him on a. . . .
393
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,976
Frank.
394
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:21,316
His name is Frank Mackey.
395
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,987
- Frank Mackey?
- Yeah.
396
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,864
That's your son?
397
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,991
Not my name.
398
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,537
Go find. ..
399
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,165
Find Lily.
400
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:42,420
Give me that. Give me.
401
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,675
Give me- If you give me that...
402
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,513
. .. over there on, uh. . . .
403
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,433
Oh. Fuck. I can't hold on to this.
404
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,185
I got it. I got it.
405
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,770
Yeah.
406
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,439
Ah.
407
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,958
Respect the cock.
408
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:50,215
And tame the cunt.
409
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,802
Tame it.
410
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:58,556
Take it on headfirst with the skills
that I will teach you at work...
411
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,059
- ... and say, "No. "
AUDIENCE: No!
412
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,853
- You will not control me. No!
AUDIENCE: No!
413
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,940
- You will not take my soul. No!
AUDIENCE: No!
414
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,734
You will not win this game.
415
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,820
Because it is a game, guys.
You wanna think it's not, huh?
416
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,989
You go back to the schoolyard...
417
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:18,660
. .. and you have that crush
on big-titted Mary Jane.
418
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,167
Respect the cock.
419
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,883
You are embedding this thought:
420
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,137
- I am the one who's in charge.
Yeah.
421
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,683
- I am the one who says, "Yes. "
AUDIENCE: Yes!
422
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,476
- "No. "
AUDIENCE: No!
423
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,687
- "Now. "
AUDIENCE: Now!
424
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,188
"Here. "
425
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,197
Because it's universal, man.
426
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,950
It is evolutional. It is anthropological.
427
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,370
- It is biological.
Yeah.
428
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,080
It is animal.
429
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,873
We. . .
430
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,377
. .. are. . .
431
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,717
. .. men.
432
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:21,180
You need to ask yourself
what you can do...
433
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,016
- You Gwenovier?
- Yeah.
434
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,976
I'm Captain Muffy, Frank's assistant.
435
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,729
- This is Doc. We can go in right here.
- Sorry I'm late.
436
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,480
He started about 35 minutes ago.. .
437
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,567
. .. but he's probably
getting all pumped up right now.
438
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:37,155
Look down at the top of the page.
At the top of the page, what does it say?
439
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:41,492
AUDIENCE: "Get a calendar. "
Right. I cannot stress this enough.
440
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,746
It's a simple item.
It's 99 cents at the corner store.
441
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:48,708
But if you look into your packs,
reach deep into your packs. . .
442
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:53,338
. .. you will see that I have been
nice enough to include one. See?
443
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,300
Yeah, yeah.
That's just the kind of prick I am.
444
00:27:57,468 --> 00:28:00,553
You're gonna need this calendar.
It doesn't seem like much.
445
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,722
It's a simple item. It is a small item.. .
446
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:06,142
. .. but it is going to make all
the difference in your world.
447
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,269
You meet a girl, work an A-3 interruption.
448
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:11,856
Let's say an eight-day waiting period
before next contact.
449
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,108
How are you gonna know
when those eight days are up?
450
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,318
AUDIENCE:
Mark the calendar.
451
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:18,029
That's right. Mark the calendar.
You're gonna mark that calendar.
452
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,782
You're going to stick with me
and this calendar.
453
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,241
You're gonna set goals.
454
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:26,120
If you really, really wanna make
that friend something else...
455
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,498
. .. you're gonna have to be tough
on yourself.
456
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,833
You're gonna have to set goals.
457
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:34,212
Uh, you, sir,
in the, uh, brown short-sleeve shirt.
458
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,464
I can't read your name tag.
What's your name, please?
459
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:47,809
Hello.
- Hi, uh, is Frank there?
460
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,478
- No, you have the wrong number.
- Um...
461
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,897
I'm sorry. I'm looking for a Frank Mackey.
462
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,149
Yeah, no, there's no Frank here.
463
00:28:55,317 --> 00:29:00,321
Is this, um, 81 8-775-3993?
464
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,157
Yeah. No, you have the wrong number.
465
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,453
Do you know a Jack, by any chance?
466
00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,998
Just a regular deal. Loosers and tighters.
467
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,335
- We're all set upstairs.
And then she called me up...
468
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:19,340
. .. and she asked me
for advice about a guy.
469
00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,509
- Got everything you need?
- All set, thanks.
470
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,554
Does she know how you feel
about her? Have you discussed that?
471
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,347
Yes. Absolutely.
472
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,474
And what does she say?
473
00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,602
She says she doesn't
feel that way about me.
474
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:36,691
I don't think there's anyone in this room
that doesn't understand that pain...
475
00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:39,527
. .. and I wanna thank you
for sharing that with us.
476
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:45,867
Let me tell you what we're gonna teach
Denise when we set goals, all right?
477
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,244
What I say is, "Denise.
478
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,788
Denise the Piece. "
479
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,791
I mark it down. Oh, I write it up.
480
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,335
And you have been warned...
481
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,005
. .. because I have my lasers. . .
482
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,549
. .. I have my Tasers,
I have my ICBMs. ..
483
00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:06,804
. .. I have my bazookas,
I have my jets pointed right at you.
484
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,724
Because me and my brothers,
we like to celebrate...
485
00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:14,562
. .. and on the first of May,
we celebrate V-Day.
486
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:22,195
And come June, oh, baby,
it is the lick of my spoon.
487
00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:26,407
Come August, we like to celebrate...
488
00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:29,619
. .. Saint Suck My Big Fat
Fucking Sausage.
489
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,747
I set goals for myself. ..
490
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:35,374
. .. and when I say
I do not wanna take it anymore. . .
491
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,001
. .. I will not take it anymore.
492
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,087
You think she's your friend, Geoff?
You think she's your friend?
493
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,422
They're not your friends.
494
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,800
Do you really think
she's gonna be there when things go bad?
495
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:48,721
Huh, guys? When things go wrong,
do you think they're gonna be there for us?
496
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,765
Ho-ho, you think again.
497
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:54,268
Oh, fucking Denise, Denise the Piece...
498
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,939
. .. you are gonna give me
that cherry pie, sweet mama baby.
499
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:07,114
Oh, yeah, but listen up. That is not to say
that we don't all need females as friends.
500
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,993
We're gonna learn later that having
a couple of chick friends lying around.. .
501
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:14,622
. .. comes in real handy in setting
jealousy traps. We'll get to that later.
502
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:19,252
Right now, what I want you guys to do
is pull out your blue booklets, page 1 8.
503
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,963
We're going quickly.
We're gonna workshop it later.
504
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,090
Eighteen, blue booklet.
505
00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,634
"Form A Tragedy. "
506
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,136
This is simple and clean,
and if done correctly...
507
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,514
. .. can be very, very effective
in getting some bush.
508
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:34,892
Here we go. You call up
your so-called friend and set a date.
509
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,646
Let's say make it around 7:30.
You call her on the phone.
510
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,546
Hello?
511
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:06,757
Hi. Uh, is Claudia here?
512
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,843
She's sleeping.
513
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,180
Are you-? Are you her boyfriend?
514
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,183
You're Jimmy Gator, right?
515
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,978
That's right. What's your name?
516
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,896
I'm Ray.
517
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,609
- So are you her boyfriend?
- No, I'm just a friend.
518
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,569
I see.
519
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,573
- Ha, ha, what are you doing here? I mean-
- I'm her father.
520
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,160
Mind if I come in?
521
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,997
- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.
522
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:52,219
CLAUDIA: What the fuck is this?
JIMMY: It's me, Claudia. It's me.
523
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,181
What do you want?
Why are you here?
524
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,976
I'd like to talk to you.
Uh, your boyfriend let me in. I just-
525
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,228
That's not my boyfriend.
526
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:05,650
- Wanna call me a slut now or something?
- No, I don't.
527
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,401
What the fuck do you want?
528
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:12,865
- I wanna sit. I wanna talk to you.
- Don't sit down.
529
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:16,243
I want to, uh- God, I want so many things.
530
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,746
- Maybe we could talk-
- I don't wanna talk to you.
531
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:22,500
- There's things I have to talk to you about.
- I don't want to talk to you.
532
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,752
That's all right.
It doesn't have to be now.
533
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,962
We can make a date
to set some other time.
534
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,090
I didn't mean to walk in on you like this.
535
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:32,593
Why are you here?
Why are you doing this? Coming in here?
536
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,930
- You wanna call me a whore?
- No, I- Claudia. . . .
537
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,349
I don't want you to think
I'm that way to you.
538
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,019
- I'm not gonna call you a slut or something.
- Yeah, ha, ha. Yeah, right.
539
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,188
What are you doing here?
540
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,108
What the fuck are you doing
in my house?
541
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,777
Please don't yell, honey.
Just don't go crazy.
542
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:53,614
I'm not crazy!
Don't you tell me that I'm crazy!
543
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:58,160
Claudia, I'm sick. I'm sick, Claudia.
544
00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,287
- Fuck you.
- No, no, please, listen to me.
545
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,957
- Fuck you!
- Listen to me right now, Claudia.
546
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,292
I am dying.
547
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,878
I got sick, and then I fell down-
548
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,715
Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house.
549
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:14,135
I'm dying. I have cancer, Claudia.
550
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,137
I have cancer.
551
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,889
- And I'm dying very soon.
- Fuck you.
552
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:22,226
- It's metastasized in my bones.
- Fuck you!
553
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,062
Claudia, it's. ... I'm not lying to you.
This is the truth.
554
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,773
I'm telling you, Claudia,
I'm going to lose.
555
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,234
Get out.
556
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:34,530
Get out! Get the fuck out of here!
557
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:38,576
- Get out! Go!
- Your mother would like to hear from you.
558
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,829
Fuck you. Get out!
559
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,208
Get the fuck out of my house now!
560
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,210
Get out!
561
00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,180
Keep your body running good.
562
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,182
Prevention is everything.
563
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:04,059
If you don't maintain it, I'll be fixing it.
564
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,519
Keep fit. Stay healthy.
565
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,355
If your car is running good,
take it to Jiffy Lube...
566
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,690
...and they offer Pennzoil.
567
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,484
Prevention.
568
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:12,985
It's worth it.
569
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,904
Hey, you don't wanna see me.
570
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,530
AVl:
Don.
571
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,116
Hey, Avi.
572
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,035
Just one sec.
573
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,538
Say goodbye to the
plastered-down look of heavy hairspray...
574
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,373
...and hello to the natural-looking-
575
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,043
- Please.
Don't, Donnie. Don't do this.
576
00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:32,379
This is so fucked, Solomon!
I don't deserve this!
577
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:36,091
Don't get strong, Donnie.
This is making sense.
578
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,511
This is making a lot of sense.
579
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:42,056
You are not doing the job.
The job I ask you to do.
580
00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:44,266
A job I give you.
581
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,227
Over and over and over.
582
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,355
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna say
"I'm sorry" much more.
583
00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:51,982
I don't have any money, Solomon.
If you fire me-
584
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,319
I pay you. I give you a paycheck.
585
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,780
Your sales suck, Don.
586
00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,074
I give. I give.
587
00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:02,701
When I find you,
when I meet you, what?
588
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,745
I put your name up
on a fucking billboard.
589
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,831
I put you in my store. My salesman.
590
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,209
My fucking representation
of Solomon Solomon Electronic.
591
00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,503
The Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith,
from the game show.
592
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,756
I lent you my celebrity, my name. Exactly.
593
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:20,386
Oh, fuck you. Fuck you.
I paid you! I paid you!
594
00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:24,723
I gave you a fucking chance, and a chance,
over and over, and you let me down!
595
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,268
I trust you with so much!
596
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:31,981
Keys to my store. The codes to my locks.
The life and blood of my business.
597
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,942
In return, you smash in 7-Eleven!
598
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,112
And late! Always late! Loans!
599
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,406
The loans for your kitchen
that you never did.
600
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:41,615
I paid you back!
601
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,243
Two years! Two years later,
and from your paycheck!
602
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,036
I never charged interest.
603
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,330
Solomon, please. Please.
604
00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:50,374
I am so fucked here if you do this.
605
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:54,295
This is the worst timing.
The worst timing I could ever imagine.
606
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,796
I need to keep working.
607
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,924
I have so many debts, so many things.
608
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,760
I have- I have- I have-
I have my surgery.
609
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,722
- My oral surgery coming.
- What surgery?
610
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:08,017
Oral surgery. Corrective teeth surgery.
611
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,394
What is that?
- Braces.
612
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,313
You don't need braces.
- Yes, I do.
613
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,398
AVl: Your teeth are straight.
- I need surgery!
614
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,025
I need corrective oral surgery.
615
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,986
Donnie, you got struck by lightning
that time in Tahoe.
616
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,946
I don't think braces is a good idea.
617
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,574
Solomon, just let me
ask you once, please.
618
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,783
Please don't do this.
619
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:27,620
AVl: How are you paying for the braces?
- I don't know.
620
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,456
Well, that's just incredible.
How much are braces, anyway?
621
00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:32,333
It's, uh... It doesn't matter.
622
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,669
AVl: It's, like, $5000. I've seen it. I know.
- Now you're pissing me off.
623
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,963
This is incredible. This is fucking stupid.
624
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,257
You're paying $5000
for braces you don't need?
625
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,092
- I've been a good worker.
- Don't.
626
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,845
- No need for braces.
- Where are you gonna get the money?
627
00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,889
- I don't know.
- You were going to ask me.
628
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,767
- I have been a good worker.
- No need for braces, Donnie.
629
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,352
That is none of your business!
630
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,855
I've been a good and loyal worker for you,
you fucking assholes!
631
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:57,358
- Hey, fuck you. Watch it, now.
- Give me your keys.
632
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,819
- No, don't-
- Give me your fucking keys!
633
00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,041
OFFICER 1:
Identified as Porter Parker, age 59...
634
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,543
. .. better known as the dead guy
in the closet.
635
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,420
Says the building guy,
this is her husband.
636
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,714
DETECTIVE 1:
He comes around, raises some shit...
637
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,549
. .. screaming and yelling something.
638
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,218
There's a son and a kid.
639
00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:26,595
- Her son?
- Her son. That's right. And the kid.
640
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,764
They were here,
and from late last night. . .
641
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,058
. .. and through the morning,
screaming and yelling.
642
00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,394
- Where are they?
DETECTIVE 1: They are not to be found.
643
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,438
She's got $600 and a large box
of condoms next to the bed.
644
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,983
- She was real belligerent-
OFFICER 2: Three wedding rings.
645
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,528
Guys coming in and out all day.
This is the building guy talking.
646
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:45,990
OFFICER 1: Building guy says the son
and the closet guy are always going at it.
647
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,201
DETECTIVE 2: And what is she saying?
OFFICER 1: Not a goddamn thing.
648
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,206
Thanks, Randy. Whoa!
649
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,084
How much you pay me for my help?
650
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,336
It's more complicated than that,
little man.
651
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,131
Put me on the payroll and find out.
Find out what's up.
652
00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:05,050
Okay, you don't just sign up
to be a police officer.
653
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:09,138
- It's about three years of training, okay?
- I'm trained. I'm ready to go.
654
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,683
- You wanna buy some candy to help-?
- No. No, sorry, little man.
655
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,394
You wanna take my statement?
I'll perform for you.
656
00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:18,731
- Gotta get paid, though. Gotta get paid.
- Mm-hm.
657
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,441
Why aren't you in school today?
658
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,402
No school today. My teacher got sick.
659
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,238
Oh, you don't have substitute teachers
where you go to school?
660
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,615
No. So, what did they find out
in there?
661
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,826
JIM:
That is confidential information, little man.
662
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,287
DIXON: Tell me what you know.
I'll tell you what I know.
663
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,455
JIM:
No can do.
664
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:38,167
DIXON: Leave this one to the detectives,
they ain't gonna solve shit.
665
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,794
I can help you.
Make you the man with the plan.
666
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,297
Give you the gift that I flow. Think fast.
667
00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:46,800
- You wanna know who killed that guy?
- Okay. You come here.
668
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,802
DIXON: No.
- Come here.
669
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:51,055
You wanna disrespect an officer
of the law?
670
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:54,308
I can help you solve the case.
I can tell you who did it.
671
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,519
Oh, you're a joker, huh?
Telling me jokes?
672
00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:01,565
- I'm a rapper.
- Oh, you're a rapper. Oh, okay.
673
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,984
- You got a record contract?
- Not yet.
674
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,987
Give you a clue for the bust
if you show me some trust.
675
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:08,822
You ever been to juvenile hall?
676
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,157
I ain't fucking with you!
677
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:13,160
Hey, watch the mouth. Watch it.
678
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,120
Come on, man, just watch me.
679
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,289
Watch and listen.
680
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,294
Okay.
681
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,467
Presence
With the double-ass-meaning gifts I bestow
682
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,136
With my riff and my flow
But you don't hear me, though
683
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,387
Think fast, catch me, yo
684
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,765
'Cause I throw what I know
With a resonance
685
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,017
For your trouble-ass fiend
In weaning yourself
686
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:38,519
Off of the back of the shelf
687
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,355
Jackass crackers, body-stackers
688
00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:43,649
Dick-tooting niggers
Masturbating your triggers
689
00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:46,819
Hold it, homeboy.
I don't need to hear that word.
690
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,279
Living to get older
With a chip on your shoulder
691
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,783
Except you think you got a grip
'Cause your hip got a holster
692
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:56,495
Ain't no confessor, so, buster,
you better just shut the fuck up
693
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,080
Try to listen and learn
694
00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:01,792
Whoa, cut it, Coolio. I've had enough
of the mouth and the language.
695
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,794
I'm almost done.
696
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,879
Finish it up without the lip.
697
00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:09,174
Check that ego
Come off it, I'm the prophet
698
00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:11,885
The professor
I'm gonna teach you about the Worm
699
00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:15,973
Who eventually turned to catch wreck
With the neck of a long-time oppressor
700
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:19,184
And he's running from the devil
But the debt is always gaining
701
00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:22,271
And if he's worth being hurt
He's worth bringing pain in
702
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:25,649
When the sunshine don't work
The good Lord bring the rain in
703
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,652
Now, that shit
will help you solve the case.
704
00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:35,075
Okay. Whatever that meant.
705
00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:37,995
I'm sure it's real helpful, Ice-T.
706
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,747
DIXON:
Did you listen to me?
707
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,000
I was listening to you.
708
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,879
I told you who did it,
and you're not even listening to me.
709
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:48,881
I'm through playing games.
710
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,176
Be cool. Stay in school, okay?
711
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,427
Get out of the street now.
712
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,264
Move it.
713
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,248
RICK: Come on, let's go.
- You're late, not me.
714
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,417
RICK: You could have been in front.
- I didn't see you from the window.
715
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,003
Well, you- Why didn't you just, uh-?
I don't know.
716
00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:13,257
You could have come in the front.
I don't know. Hurry up.
717
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:18,262
- All right, you ready to keep winning?
- Sure.
718
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,611
RICK:
You okay?
719
00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:38,240
Busted my ankle there.
720
00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:42,077
You gotta have that makeup lady
fix your hair.
721
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,413
Okay.
- Okay? It's really wet.
722
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,374
- There you are. There you are.
- I'm sorry we're late, Cynthia.
723
00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:50,210
- Oh, that's all right.
RICK: We got caught in traffic.
724
00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,587
- Your book is okay. How you doing?
- I'm fine.
725
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,799
Yeah? Yeah, you ready to go, go, go?
726
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:58,176
Know anybody involved
in that Alan Thicke thing?
727
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,429
The Corey Haim thing?
Terrorist in the high school?
728
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,723
- Uh, no.
- Where's Richard and Julia?
729
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,933
Oh, good. Um, they're here. They're fine.
730
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,269
They're in the dressing room,
so we're all set.
731
00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:09,730
- Okay. See you later.
- You go to it, handsome.
732
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:12,566
- See you.
- Okay, buddy, love you.
733
00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:16,903
- Good luck, Rick.
- Hey, Peter.
734
00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:19,406
Dick, Dick. I'm sorry. Dick.
735
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:22,743
Fuck.
Can't get that fucking name.
736
00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:26,913
- Who's ready to beat the record?
JULIA'S DAD: That was close.
737
00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:30,292
RICK: It's cats and fucking dogs out there.
- Cats and dogs indeed.
738
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,961
RICK: I've never seen it rain
this bad since last year...
739
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,089
. .. because of La Nina or El Nino
or whatever the shit.
740
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,218
RICK:
Sorry I'm late.
741
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:43,013
- What was your name again?
- Amy, Mr. Jennings.
742
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,766
DICK:
Call me D.J. You said Amy, right? Listen.
743
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:48,352
Trust me, you know. But stay focused.
744
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,020
Where's the news department?
745
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,147
CYNTH IA: It's upstairs.
- Have you ever been there?
746
00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:53,732
Oh, sure. Why?
747
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,692
I was wondering
about the weather department.
748
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,944
- Uh-huh.
- I was wonder whether the weather people.. .
749
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,905
. .. have outside meteorological services. . .
750
00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:01,782
. .. or if they have in-house instruments.
751
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,951
Um, I can check on that,
and later we can take a tour.
752
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,620
- Oh, okay.
- Sounds good?
753
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:09,039
- You asking because it's raining outside?
- I guess.
754
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,458
Uh-huh. What do you do?
Whatever's happening, you look into?
755
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,544
- Something like that?
- I don't know.
756
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:19,007
Ha, ha, you don't know, huh?
Well, it's not a bad way to be.
757
00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,301
Interested in everything
that's going around.
758
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,471
Wet- Wet is wet. Just that simple.
759
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,933
Hi, Mary.
- Hi, hon, Stanley.
760
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,905
Production.
761
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,540
Rose is on the phone.
Here are the cards for today.
762
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,917
- Fifteen minutes to go over those cards.
- Sorry.
763
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,086
- Find Paula for me.
- You want her right now?
764
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,338
- Yes, now.
- We're on the air in 20 minutes.
765
00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,508
Fucking hell, Mary. Yeah, hi.
766
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:05,011
- Hi, how you doing?
I'm drinking.
767
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:08,515
- Slowly or quickly?
- As fast as I can.
768
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:11,101
You come home soon after the show.
769
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,769
I went to see her.
770
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,689
Some fucking asshole answers the door
in his underwear.
771
00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,190
He's 50 years old.
772
00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,443
There's coke and shit
laid out on the table.
773
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:20,902
Did she talk to you?
774
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,697
She went crazy.
She went fucking crazy, Rose.
775
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:26,533
- Did you tell her?
- Oh, I don't know.
776
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,201
I gotta go. I don't have time.
777
00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:30,954
I got a lot more drinking to do
before I go on.
778
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,291
- I love you.
- Love you too.
779
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:35,876
Shit.
780
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:40,941
- Hello?
JIM: Police! Open the door!
781
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,359
Who is it?
782
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:46,196
JIM:
It's the LAPD! Open the door!
783
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,823
CLAUDIA:
I'm coming!
784
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,451
I have to get dressed!
785
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,790
You're not coming fast enough!
Open the door!
786
00:47:56,958 --> 00:48:00,752
Didn't you hear me? I said I'm coming,
and that means I'm coming!
787
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,755
I just have to get dressed, all right?
788
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,591
I really- I have to get dressed!
789
00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:19,020
I hate coming here
and not being able to talk.
790
00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,439
It's fine. I understand.
791
00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:23,441
I wish the circumstance was better.
792
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:25,860
I don't know what's gonna happen.
It's so fucked.
793
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:29,906
- I feel so over the top with everything.
- Running out of your medication at all. . .
794
00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,325
. .. let alone at a time like this,
could be drastic.
795
00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:34,578
Thank you, Dr. Diane.
796
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:39,332
- even your pocket.
And the pocket fisherman's-
797
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,501
-7:30 this Saturday night.
798
00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:46,923
- dollars and 99 cents.
Hold it, Ron. It's only four easy-
799
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,800
NASDAQ trading at-
800
00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:59,811
- Stanley Spector
and his brilliant friends, Richard and Julia...
801
00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:04,065
...can defeat today's adult challengers,
Mim, Luis, and Todd.
802
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:07,027
They're moving towards
a half-a-million-dollar team total...
803
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,529
...and a What Do Kids Know? record.
804
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,866
Pink Dot.
- Hi. I'd like to get an order for delivery.
805
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:16,578
- Phone number?
-81 8-725-4424.
806
00:49:16,746 --> 00:49:18,330
- Partridge?
- Yeah.
807
00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:19,581
What would you like?
808
00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:22,125
I'd like to get an order of,
um, peanut butter. . .
809
00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:25,045
- Mm-hm.
- . . .uh, cigarettes, Camel Lights.
810
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,255
- Mm-hm.
- Uh, water...
811
00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:30,967
- Bottled water?
- Um, no. You know what, forget the water.
812
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:34,846
- Just give me a loaf of bread. White bread.
- Okay.
813
00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:40,060
- And, um, do you have Playboy magazine?
- Yeah.
814
00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:43,813
Okay. One of those.
And, uh, Penthouse, the magazine?
815
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,275
- Yeah.
- You have that? Okay. Uh, one of those.
816
00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:51,154
- And, um, Hustler?
- Yeah.
817
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,032
- Do you have that?
- Yeah, I said.
818
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,076
- That it?
- Yeah, that's it.
819
00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,828
You still want the peanut butter,
bread, and cigarettes?
820
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,498
Yeah. What?
821
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:05,710
- The total is 31 .90. Thirty minutes or less.
- Okay. Thank you.
822
00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:08,171
- Is that cash or credit card?
- Cash.
823
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,256
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
824
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:12,425
- Bye.
- Bye.
825
00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:26,231
Respect the cock and tame the cunt!
826
00:50:26,399 --> 00:50:28,400
Have a great lunch!
827
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,865
This is Gwenovier from Profiles.
She's here for the interview.
828
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,784
- Nice to meet you.
- I admire your work.
829
00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:42,539
- Thank you. I have us set up in a suite-
- It's not very safe for you here.
830
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,125
I finish
one of these seminars, Gwenovier.. . .
831
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:49,754
I swear to fucking God.
I mean, I am Batman.
832
00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:52,590
I'm Superman. I'm like a. . .. A fucking. . . .
833
00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:55,927
I'm like a fucking action hero after that.
834
00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:58,263
I could walk out if this room right now.
835
00:50:58,431 --> 00:51:00,682
I could go down the hall,
walk down the street. . .
836
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:04,310
. .. and pick up any little honey I meet
that has even one second to stop.
837
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,980
GWENOVIER: All it takes is one second?
- Just one second, girl.
838
00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:08,940
One glance, one hesitation...
839
00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:13,987
. .. one subtle look my way
for me to know...
840
00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:15,947
. .. and then it is:
841
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,283
Bing, bang, boom.
842
00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:20,994
Oh, my God. Oh!
843
00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:22,579
I'm away on a tangent.
844
00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:27,667
- I tell you...
GWENOVIER: Don't hurt yourself, okay?
845
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:30,295
I tell you, I do.
846
00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:32,672
I get so fucking jazzed
at these seminars. . .
847
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,050
. .. see, because I am what I believe.
848
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:38,178
I do as I say.
849
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,973
I live by these rules. . .
850
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:43,975
. .. as religiously as I preach them.
851
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:47,687
That's why I am getting the nasty left,
right, center, up, down, sideways.
852
00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,941
The Battle of the Bush is being fought
and won by Team Mackey.
853
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:58,448
- We're gonna start rolling now.
- What? I thought we were rolling.
854
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:03,369
Come on, go, go, go, Gwenovier.
I am firing pearls at you here.
855
00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,164
I want you to know that I'm not
succeeding in the bush...
856
00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:09,834
. .. because I'm Frank T.J. Mackey.
Ah, you think about this.
857
00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:13,421
I mean, there are women. . .
858
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:17,133
. .. who, uh, wanna destroy me.
859
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,261
No. I find that hard to believe.
860
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:24,432
It makes it very difficult,
twice as hard for me.
861
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,434
There's some hottie I'm moving in on...
862
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:32,565
. .. knows me, knows my, you know,
my, uh, plans and my schemes, you know?
863
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,275
She's gonna wanna fuck with me.
864
00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:37,195
She's gonna go back, you know
tell her friends: Yada, yada, yada...
865
00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:40,406
"You know, Frank T.J. Mackey,
he ain't all that. " You know.
866
00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,450
"He ain't all that. Didn't get me. "
867
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,285
So, me, I am...
868
00:52:44,453 --> 00:52:47,580
You know, I'm just on full afterburners.. .
869
00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,666
- . . .full-throttle through hottie heaven.
- Okay.
870
00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,419
- Just dodging left. Dodging right.
- Yes, I understand.
871
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:58,216
- Dodging these bullets from these terrorists.
- I should've known this was gonna happen.
872
00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:01,761
Calm down, take it easy,
and be a good boy. ..
873
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,055
. .. okay, Mr. Mackey?
874
00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:06,140
Thank you. Now, you sit back there...
875
00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:08,268
. .. put your microphone on
for me, please. . .
876
00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:11,604
- Yes, ma'am.
- So we can do this thing, all right?
877
00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:17,110
Okay, um.. . .
878
00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:24,284
- Okay. Let me start by asking you-
- Just a second. One second.
879
00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,790
You missed a button.
880
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,459
Thank you.
881
00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:39,799
What do you wanna know?
882
00:53:52,021 --> 00:53:53,479
Make it happen.
883
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:57,150
This is you, Donnie. Go, go, go.
884
00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:43,947
Hello. You're back again, huh?
885
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:46,157
Yeah. Yes. Hi.
886
00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:49,160
- What can I get you?
- Uh, Diet Coke.
887
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,961
You look tired. You want one of these?
888
00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:42,505
Better pour you one of these, huh?
889
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,674
WAITRESS:
Can you ring me up?
890
00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:53,599
Brad, good to see you.
It's good to see you.
891
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,935
You make that down payment
on the Harley yet?
892
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,980
Not yet. Not yet. I'll make it next week.
893
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:04,527
Six days. You'll be the first.
894
00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:07,780
Ha, ha, I would love that.
895
00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:10,283
- Want another one?
- Yes.
896
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:23,463
Uh, I'd like a tequila.
897
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,340
WAITRESS: What kind?
- It doesn't matter.
898
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,562
JIM:
Open up the door now!
899
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:43,524
CLAUDIA:
Yes, hi! Hello!
900
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,112
Yeah.
901
00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:51,324
I'm sorry. I had to get dressed.
902
00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:55,119
- You the resident here?
- Yes.
903
00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:57,914
- You alone in there?
- Yes.
904
00:56:58,082 --> 00:57:00,458
No one else in there with you?
905
00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:04,837
No. What's wrong?
906
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:11,302
First of all, you're gonna have to turn down
the music so we can have a conversation.
907
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,194
You mind if I come in?
908
00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,488
No. Go ahead.
909
00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:42,875
You got your neighbors
real worried for you.
910
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,128
I'm sorry.
911
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,921
- You live alone?
- Yes.
912
00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:48,631
- What's your name?
- Claudia.
913
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:51,384
- Claudia what?
- Wilson.
914
00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:54,095
Okay, Claudia Wilson...
915
00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:57,431
- . . .are you trying to go deaf?
- What? Ha, ha.
916
00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:02,395
- Did you hear what I just said?
- Yes, but I don't know what.. . .
917
00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:05,731
Okay. You're listening to your music
so loud. ..
918
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:10,403
- . . .you're gonna damage your ears.
- Okay.
919
00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:13,573
If you continue to listen
to your music at that level. . .
920
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:18,035
. .. you're gonna damage not only your ears,
but your neighbors' ears as well.
921
00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:21,080
- I didn't realize it was that loud.
- Yeah.
922
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:24,458
Well, that right there
is the first sign of hearing loss, okay?
923
00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,127
Okay.
924
00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:30,798
I see you got your TV on there too.
925
00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:33,134
You usually keep that on
at the same time?
926
00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:37,305
I don't know. I mean, um. . . . What is this?
927
00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:41,809
- You been doing some drugs today, Claudia?
- No.
928
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:46,522
- Have you been doing some drinking?
- No, ha, ha.
929
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,399
Okay.
930
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,779
I got a call of a disturbance here.
931
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:59,827
Some loud music, A,
and some screaming and yelling.
932
00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,914
Has there been some screaming
and yelling here?
933
00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:05,708
Yes.
934
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,837
I had someone come to my door.
935
00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:12,465
Someone that I didn't want here.
936
00:59:12,633 --> 00:59:18,888
And I told them to leave,
so it's no big deal.
937
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,725
They left. I'm sorry.
938
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,311
- Was that your boyfriend?
- No.
939
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:30,024
- You don't have a boyfriend?
- No.
940
00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:33,486
Well, who was it?
941
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:37,156
I was. . .. He's gone.
942
00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:41,077
I mean, it's not- It's over, you know?
943
00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:49,418
You mind if I have a look around
for your safety?
944
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,796
- It's fine.
- Okay.
945
00:59:52,965 --> 00:59:55,675
Uh, what-?
What are you looking for?
946
00:59:55,842 --> 01:00:00,012
Claudia, why don't you let me
handle the questions. . .
947
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,848
- . . .and you handle the answers, okay?
- Okay.
948
01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,851
- I'm here to help you.
- Okay.
949
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:10,398
- So do you still have to do homework?
- Not as much as I used to.
950
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:12,775
Since we started,
I haven't gone to school much.
951
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:16,028
- I've had so many auditions.
- I don't have regular classes anymore.
952
01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:19,365
- What do you do?
- They let me have my own study time.
953
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,201
- My own reading time in the library.
- That's pretty cool.
954
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,370
- Do you have an agent, Stanley?
No.
955
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:27,957
You should get one. I'm serious.
You could get a lot of stuff out of this.
956
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,960
- Like what?
- What do you mean? Endorsements and shit!
957
01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,421
- Richard.
- Bite it, Cynthia.
958
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,590
You get stuff from people
that want you to endorse their product.
959
01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:39,468
Commercials, a sitcom,
an M.O.W. or something.
960
01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,513
- What's M.O.W.?
- Hello. Movie of the week.
961
01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:45,266
I went for one this morning
with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim.
962
01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:48,269
RICHARD: Was it a callback?
JULIA: No, but I'll probably get a callback.
963
01:00:48,437 --> 01:00:50,688
RICHARD: If we beat the record,
you might get a callback.
964
01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:53,024
JULIA: I'll get it
because I'm a good actress, Richard.
965
01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,568
RICHARD: Saucy, saucy.
CYNTH IA: Come on, guys. Settle down.
966
01:00:55,736 --> 01:00:57,111
- Cynthia?
- What do you want?
967
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,530
I gotta go to the bathroom.
CYNTH IA: Can you hold it?
968
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,743
Yessiree! Whoa!
969
01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:07,496
That was absolutely fantastic,
and I thank you very much.
970
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,125
As a matter of fact, we may even
take you folks on the road with us.
971
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:13,502
LUIS: That's my thing.
Come on. I'm serious. Come on.
972
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,672
Milk and sports, man.
You never heard-? Milk and sports, okay?
973
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,800
Anything baseball.
Um, anything dealing with numbers. . .
974
01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:23,220
. .. when it comes to those, you know,
or who broke whatever record.
975
01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:27,141
Any kind of dairy product, any kind-
Dairy recipe...
976
01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:30,561
. .. um, like goat milk, goat cheese, goat-
All that stuff.
977
01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:32,438
Wow, check this out over here.
978
01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:35,191
So, um, look guys,
just work with me on that. Work with me.
979
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,610
Excuse me,
can you bring me low-fat milk, please?
980
01:01:37,778 --> 01:01:39,987
A couple of ice cubes.
981
01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,614
Ah, they don't look so tough.
982
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,866
Do they look smart?
- No.
983
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,827
RICHARD: What are they gonna do, beat us?
Maybe.
984
01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:49,538
We're not going out two days
before we set the record.
985
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,790
It's not gonna happen.
986
01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,541
RICHARD:
Yeah. When they want us done...
987
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,461
. .. they'll call in the Harvard SWAT team
or some shit.
988
01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:58,464
Ready to run.
989
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,814
You smell like trouble.
- I'm fucking hammered.
990
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:17,274
- You okay?
- You know.
991
01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,402
Good. You have a chance
to look those over?
992
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:23,155
Oh, come on. It's the same fucking shit
for 30 years, Burt.
993
01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:27,660
You look like you have money
in your pocket.
994
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:33,374
Maybe I'm just happy to see
my friend Brad there.
995
01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:36,919
DONNIE:
Just throw some money around.
996
01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,296
- Money, money, money.
- It's Brad.
997
01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:43,175
Ooh. This sounds threatening.
998
01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:45,344
Do you have love in your heart?
999
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,680
I have love all over.
1000
01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:50,933
I even have love for you, friend.
1001
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,601
- Is it real love?
- Well-
1002
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:56,856
The kind of love that makes you feel
that intangible joy. . .
1003
01:02:57,023 --> 01:02:58,524
. .. in the pit of your stomach...
1004
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:01,694
. .. like a bucket of acid
and nerves running around...
1005
01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:05,948
. .. and making you hurt
and happy and all over. ..?
1006
01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,908
You're head over heels?
1007
01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:11,495
You lost me with the last couple
of cocktail words spoken, my boy. . .
1008
01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:15,207
. .. but I believe it's that sort of love.
1009
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:18,127
Sounds nice to me.
1010
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:21,338
I have love.
1011
01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:23,841
Hmm, a very chatty kind.
Indeed you do, it seems.
1012
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,135
No, I mean, I'm telling you.
1013
01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:28,637
I'm telling you, I have love.
1014
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:32,224
Yes, and I'm listening avidly, fellow.
1015
01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:39,899
My name is Donnie Smith,
and I have lots of love to give.
1016
01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:48,699
- Hello.
- Hi.
1017
01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,668
Wow.
1018
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,504
Lot of stuff here, huh?
1019
01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:30,449
It's 30 seconds.
1020
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:34,078
- eye on you. I'll be back.
1021
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:37,039
- Hi, Cynthia.
- Jakety, Jakety.
1022
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,462
RICHARD:
The fuck is going on over there?
1023
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:47,299
- I gotta go to the bathroom.
- Jesus Christ, Stanley.
1024
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:50,803
No, no, no. You cannot do that.
Let me explain something to you people.
1025
01:04:50,971 --> 01:04:53,764
You have to tone it.
Don't be real aggressive like that.
1026
01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:56,684
Be subtly abusive
so they don't know what's happening.
1027
01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:59,937
You say, "You're not gonna go outside
and play with your friends. ..
1028
01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,481
. .. until that entire room
is cleaned floor to ceiling. "
1029
01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:04,400
Oh, Julia's room's the same way.
1030
01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:07,403
JULIA'S DAD: Like a pigsty.
But it's the outfits we're into now.
1031
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:10,990
Oh, you should have seen what she had on
walking out the door.
1032
01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:13,576
I said, "No. We're going to school,
not a fashion show. "
1033
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,786
RICHARD'S MOM:
It's not a fashion show. It's school.
1034
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,830
JULIA'S MOM:
Absolutely. It's not a fashion show.
1035
01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:19,039
Shh.
1036
01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,500
Let's make
some fucking money here, people.
1037
01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:23,586
You with me, Jimmy?
1038
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,005
JIMMY: The book says,
"We may be through with the past...
1039
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:27,715
. .. but the past ain't through with us. "
1040
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,468
We met upon the level,
and we're parting on the square.
1041
01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:34,054
In my fucking sleep, Burt.
1042
01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:41,186
And five, four, three, two. . ..
1043
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:46,859
Live from Burbank, California,
its What Do Kids Know?
1044
01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:50,779
Going into our 33rd year on the air,
it's America's longest-running quiz show. ..
1045
01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:54,033
. .. and the place where three kids
get to challenge three adults. . .
1046
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,827
. .. and in the end,
we'll see who's the boss.
1047
01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:59,788
Moving towards their
eighth consecutive week as champions. . .
1048
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:03,542
...we have the kids:
Richard, Julia, and Stanley.
1049
01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:07,921
And our new adult challengers today
are Mim, Luis, and Todd.
1050
01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:10,049
And me, I'm Dick Jennings...
1051
01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:14,428
. .. and now say hello to your favorite host
and my boss...
1052
01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:17,723
. .. Jimmy Gator.
1053
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:28,776
Back again, again, again.
I'm Jimmy Gator, and believe it or not...
1054
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,570
...we are at the end of Week 7,
heading towards Week 8...
1055
01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:35,783
...with these three incredible kids, who-
Hello, hello.
1056
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:39,870
- are just two days and two games away
from the What Do Kids Know? record...
1057
01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:43,290
...for the longest-running quiz show
in television history.
1058
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:46,251
Now, we are, as you know,
endorsed by the PTA...
1059
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:48,420
...and the North American
Teachers' Foundation.
1060
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:52,424
We keep our standards high, and that's why
we are the longest-running quiz show...
1061
01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:55,969
...in television history. I wanna say
something about these kids now.
1062
01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:58,931
These kids right here,
I think they're gonna be here a while.
1063
01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:00,766
But today is a dangerous day...
1064
01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:04,436
...because I have just met
with the adult challengers backstage...
1065
01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:08,607
...and let me tell you,
they are a terrific challenge for our kids.
1066
01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:11,819
So let's get this show up and away,
shall we?
1067
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:19,201
DETECTIVE:
We wanna know where your son is.
1068
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:22,454
"Jerome Samuel Hall. " Did he fight
your husband? Is this the Worm?
1069
01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:25,457
DETECTIVE: They had a fight. An accident.
OFFICER: They call him Worm?
1070
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,292
DETECTIVE:
We wanna know where your son is.
1071
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,003
- Help us, Marcie.
- Do they call him Worm?
1072
01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:33,006
- Help us help your son, Marcie.
OFFICER: Do they call him Worm?
1073
01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:34,883
DETECTIVE:
Help us help your son, Marcie.
1074
01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,428
OFFICER: Your son and your grandson.
Help us help them.
1075
01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,430
Is this the Worm?
1076
01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:42,474
JIMMY
Let's jump right in.
1077
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,893
A quick recap for those who don't know.
1078
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:48,439
Round One.
Three categories. Steals are okay.
1079
01:07:48,606 --> 01:07:53,610
Point scale escalating from 25 to 250,
one of which is a conversation bonus.
1080
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:03,620
- Hi.
- That'll be 31 .90.
1081
01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:09,501
The categories are "authors,
chaos versus superstring, and rub-a-dub. "
1082
01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:15,424
- Max. Thanks.
- Bye.
1083
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:18,844
Adults won a coin toss backstage,
so they get to pick first.
1084
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,263
Team captain: Mim.
1085
01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:37,196
First question, for 25.
1086
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:40,783
This female author's most famous work:
O Pioneers!
1087
01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,952
PH IL:
H- E-R.
1088
01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:46,497
JIMMY: Stanley?
- Willa Cather.
1089
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,873
Willa Cather for 25.
1090
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,375
Best known for the tragedy-of-blood genre,
this playwright-
1091
01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,837
- Stanley.
- Thomas Kyd.
1092
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,047
Thomas Kyd.
1093
01:08:55,215 --> 01:08:58,050
This French playwright and actor
joined the Bejart troupe of actors-
1094
01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:00,636
- Stanley.
- Moliere.
1095
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:03,514
Oh, I'm afraid I'm gonna need
a full name, Stanley.
1096
01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:06,600
Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere.
1097
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,894
What the fuck is this?
1098
01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:11,855
God damn. My little fucker.
Ha-ha-ha!
1099
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:15,400
I have no idea where he gets this shit.
He's a fucking genius, really.
1100
01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,611
Seduce and Destroy. This is Chad.
1101
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:18,946
Can I have your phone number?
1102
01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:21,949
- Is this Seduce and Destroy?
- Yes, it is. Can I have your phone number?
1103
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,576
Okay, I don't want to order anything.
Uh, you see... .
1104
01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:29,206
I have a situation, uh, that's just come up
that's really pretty serious.. .
1105
01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:32,167
. .. and I don't know who to talk to
or what I should do. . .
1106
01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:35,921
. .. but maybe you could put me in touch
with somebody if I explain myself?
1107
01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,590
Uh, we're really only equipped
to take orders here, sir.
1108
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:42,052
I mean, it's just us with the phones,
and that's what we do, you know-
1109
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:46,515
Okay, okay, okay. Could you connect me
with somebody else, you think?
1110
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,267
Well, what's the situation?
1111
01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,227
Okay, great, um. . . .
1112
01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:53,397
All right. Let me try to explain myself
without it seeming crazy.
1113
01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:55,440
But here I go. I'm- No.
1114
01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,067
Uh, my name is Phil Parma. . .
1115
01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:00,445
. .. and I work for, uh, a man
named Earl Partridge.
1116
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,406
Uh, Mr. Earl Partridge.
1117
01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:05,534
I'm his nurse, and he's a very sick man.
1118
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,453
He's a dying man, and he's sick...
1119
01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:11,081
. .. and he has asked me to help him.
1120
01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:13,792
To help him find his son.
1121
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:18,881
- Hello? Are you there? Hello?
- No, I'm here. I'm listening.
1122
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:21,884
Okay. Um, you see...
1123
01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:25,095
. .. Frank T.J. Mackey
is Earl Partridge's son.
1124
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,097
So where are you from originally?
1125
01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:28,849
From around here.
- Valley?
1126
01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:32,644
- Well, Hollywood, mainly.
- What did your parents do?
1127
01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:35,439
Uh, my father- Well, he was in television.
My mother-
1128
01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:37,816
- This is going to sound silly to you.
- Try me.
1129
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:41,069
- Uh, she was a librarian.
- Why does that sound silly?
1130
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,196
I don't know. I guess it doesn't.
1131
01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:46,992
- Does your mother still work?
- No, she's retired.
1132
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,870
- Are you close?
- She's my mother.
1133
01:10:50,038 --> 01:10:53,749
Yes, but, uh, I mean,
she's a woman too. . .
1134
01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,168
. .. so how does she feel
about Seduce and Destroy?
1135
01:10:56,336 --> 01:10:57,711
I mean, what does she say?
1136
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:03,592
Well, she says, uh,
"You go get them, honey. "
1137
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,345
Uh-huh.
And what about your father?
1138
01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:09,306
Oh, my father.
Unfortunately, he passed away.
1139
01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:11,642
- Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
- No, please.
1140
01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:13,936
I wouldn't have brought that up
if I had known.
1141
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,021
- That's a very hard thing.
- Please.
1142
01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:18,857
Yes, it is, but listen.
1143
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:21,652
I mean, you have to move forward.
The past has its place.
1144
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:25,530
- It was a long time ago, and people die.
- Yeah.
1145
01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:27,699
Okay, let's switch gears here. Um...
1146
01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:33,121
According to your book,
you ended up at UC Berkeley?
1147
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,373
'84 to '89.
1148
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:35,916
- Psychology major.
- That's right.
1149
01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:37,793
- Get your masters?
- Hmm? Oh.
1150
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:39,878
- This close.
Wow .
1151
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:43,674
- That's impressive in five years.
- Cap, can I have some coffee?
1152
01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:44,925
Can I get you anything?
1153
01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,386
- No, no, no, I'm good. Thank you.
- You sure? Okay.
1154
01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:50,097
- She's good. I need coffee.
- Ha, ha.
1155
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:54,893
PHARMACIST:
Cats and dogs out there, huh?
1156
01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:00,983
Must have a lot going on
for all that stuff back there, huh?
1157
01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:03,318
You could, uh...
1158
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:06,446
Heh. You could have quite a party,
all that stuff.
1159
01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:12,786
You been on Prozac long? Dexedrine?
1160
01:12:12,954 --> 01:12:15,580
- I don't. . . .
- Interesting drugs.
1161
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,126
Dexedrine's basically speed in a pill,
you know.
1162
01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:23,755
I guess a lot of the doctors are balancing
out the Prozac with the Dexedrine, so. . . .
1163
01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,925
That liquid morphine
will knock you down, out. . .
1164
01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:29,928
. .. around, up and down,
someone's not careful.
1165
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,766
You can't mix those up, you know.
1166
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:56,204
Strong, strong stuff here, boy. Wow!
1167
01:12:56,748 --> 01:12:58,790
What you have wrong,
you need all this stuff?
1168
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:01,001
- Motherfucker.
- What?
1169
01:13:01,169 --> 01:13:04,087
- Motherfucker. You fucking asshole.
- What are you talking about?
1170
01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,757
- Who the fuck do you think you are?
- I'm just trying-
1171
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:11,136
I come in here. You don't know me.
You don't know who I am, what my life is. . .
1172
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:14,890
. .. and you have the balls, the indecency
to ask me a question about my life?
1173
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:18,143
- Please, lady, calm down.
- Fuck you too! Don't you call me "lady"!
1174
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,812
I come in here,
I give these things to you.. .
1175
01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:22,939
. .. you check,
you make your phone calls. . .
1176
01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:25,025
. .. look suspicious, ask questions.
1177
01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:26,401
I'm sick.
1178
01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:30,489
I have sickness all around me,
and you fucking ask me my life?
1179
01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:31,698
"What's wrong?"
1180
01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:35,452
Have you seen death in your bed?
In your house?
1181
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:39,164
Where's your fucking decency?
And then I'm asked fucking questions.
1182
01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:42,626
"What's wrong?"
1183
01:13:42,794 --> 01:13:45,378
You suck my dick, that's what's wrong.
1184
01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,256
And you. You fucking call me "lady"?
1185
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,509
Shame on you!
1186
01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:55,764
Shame on you. Shame on both of you.
1187
01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:59,309
Why don't they have the same last name?
1188
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,144
Because they don't
have the same last name.
1189
01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:05,690
PH IL: I know, and I can't really explain that,
but I think-
1190
01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:09,277
I have a feeling there is something,
you know, a situation between them. . .
1191
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:12,114
. .. like they don't know each other
much or well, you know?
1192
01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,574
Something like they don't talk much
anymore, even.
1193
01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:15,992
Uh-huh.
1194
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,703
You know? God, does this sound weird?
1195
01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:21,706
Ha, ha. I just don't understand
why you're calling me.
1196
01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:25,752
Well, there's no number for Frank
in any of Earl's stuff.. .
1197
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,213
. .. you know, and he's pretty out of it.
1198
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:31,466
I mean, like I said, he's dying.
1199
01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:34,719
Dying of cancer. So...
1200
01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:37,889
- What kind of cancer?
- It's brain and lung.
1201
01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:40,559
- My mother had breast cancer.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1202
01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,395
- Is she all right?
- Oh, she's fine now.
1203
01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,397
- Oh, that's good.
- It was scary, though.
1204
01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,524
- Oh, it's a hell of a disease.
- Oh, it sure is.
1205
01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:49,985
- Yeah.
- Well, so, uh...
1206
01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:53,280
Wait, I'm sorry. So why call me?
1207
01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:56,825
I know this sounds silly,
and I know that I might sound ridiculous...
1208
01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:58,910
. .. like this is the scene of the movie...
1209
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,955
. .. where the guy is trying to get ahold
of the long-lost son. . .
1210
01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:05,458
. .. you know, but this is that scene.
This is that scene.
1211
01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:08,044
And I think they have
those scenes in movies. . .
1212
01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,046
. .. because they're true, you know.
1213
01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,007
Because they really happen.
1214
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:16,094
And you gotta believe me,
this is really happening.
1215
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:20,390
I mean, I can give you my number
and you can go check. . .
1216
01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:22,601
. .. with whoever you gotta check with. . .
1217
01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:26,104
. .. but do not leave me hanging on this.
1218
01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:31,276
All right? Please. I'm just- Please.
1219
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:33,778
See. . . .
1220
01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:39,034
See, this is, uh, the scene of the movie
where you help me out.
1221
01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,077
You're great. These are great questions.
1222
01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,663
GWENOVIER: Thank you. Good, good.
- This is going great.
1223
01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:45,957
See, I thought you grew up
here in the Valley.
1224
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,959
Yeah. You know, like I said. Around.
1225
01:15:48,127 --> 01:15:49,920
You went to Van Nuys High, right?
1226
01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:52,255
I wouldn't say I went. I frequented.
1227
01:15:52,423 --> 01:15:55,175
I was misguided, pathetic.
Not the Frank T.J. Mackey. . .
1228
01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:58,386
. .. you're so eagerly, uh, wanting
to put on national television.
1229
01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,806
Because I was swimming in what was
as opposed to what I wanted.
1230
01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:04,476
- Where does that name come from?
- What name? My name?
1231
01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:06,770
Yeah. It's not your given name, right?
1232
01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:10,857
It's my mother's name, actually.
That's good. Good. Done your research.
1233
01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:13,818
- And "Frank"?
- Frank is my mother's father.
1234
01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,863
Oh, okay. That's why.
See, I had some trouble. . .
1235
01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:20,492
. .. locating your school records
at, um, UCLA and, uh, Berkeley.
1236
01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:24,663
And it's your name change.
See, they had no official enrollment for you.
1237
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:26,915
- No, no, no, they wouldn't.
- They wouldn't?
1238
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,001
No, because I was never
officially enrolled there.
1239
01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:31,670
- Was that unclear?
- Kind of.
1240
01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:35,006
Oh. God, I wouldn't want that
to be misunderstood.
1241
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,175
No, uh, my enrollment
was totally unofficial.
1242
01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:39,844
Sadly, I couldn't afford
to pay the tuition up there.
1243
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:43,348
There were three wonderful professors
who let me to sit in their classes.
1244
01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:46,643
Their names were Macready, Horn,
and Langtree, among others.
1245
01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:50,438
You're welcome to call them if you like.
See, I didn't get a free ride. . .
1246
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:54,526
. .. so, what we're looking at here
is a true rags-to-riches story.
1247
01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:57,153
That's why people respond so strongly
to Seduce. . .
1248
01:16:57,321 --> 01:17:00,156
. .. because at the end of the day,
Seduce may not be just...
1249
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:02,575
. .. about picking up chicks,
sticking your cock in.
1250
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:06,329
It's about finding out
what you can be in this world...
1251
01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:12,335
. .. defining it, controlling it,
and saying, "I will take what is mine. "
1252
01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:14,879
And you happen to get a little blow job
out of it...
1253
01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:17,799
- . . .then, hey, what the fuck? Why not?
- Ha, ha, okay. There you go.
1254
01:17:18,384 --> 01:17:22,095
End of Round One.
Excellent work, ladies and germs.
1255
01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:24,556
I think we should take a look
at the scores here.
1256
01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:26,349
Kids are up a leg with 1 500...
1257
01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:30,061
. .. and the adults are down a little bit
with 1 025.
1258
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,564
So we'll be back for Round Two in a
ring-ding-do.
1259
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:37,319
Whoa, hello, hello.
Bonus musical question.
1260
01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:40,071
And the winner is...
1261
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:44,326
. .. kids.
1262
01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:51,041
Uh, kids are in the lead. They get a chance
to pull further ahead. . .
1263
01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:55,920
. .. if they can answer the following
secret-bonus musical question.
1264
01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:58,631
Now, what I'm going to do
is read a line from an opera.
1265
01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,300
Give me that line back. . .
1266
01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:02,927
. .. in the language
in which the opera was written. . .
1267
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:07,640
. .. and for a bonus 250- Um, 250-
Uh, 250...
1268
01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:10,101
. .. uh, you can sing it. Heh.
1269
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,771
Here's the line.
1270
01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:17,400
"Love is a rebellious bird
that nobody can tame...
1271
01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:20,945
. .. and it's all in vain to call it
if it chooses to refuse. "
1272
01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,782
Yes, Stanley.
1273
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,576
Well, that was in French. . .
1274
01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:28,870
. .. and that was from the opera Carmen...
1275
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,955
. .. and that goes:
1276
01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:53,812
- You got some coffee brewing here.
CLAUDIA: It's not-
1277
01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:56,564
It's been on for a bit.
1278
01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,359
Yeah, I like iced coffee, generally. . .
1279
01:18:59,527 --> 01:19:03,488
. .. but a day like today, you know,
with the rain and whatnot...
1280
01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:05,865
. .. I enjoy a warm cup.
1281
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,206
Do you want a cup?
1282
01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:16,793
Is that all right?
Just raining cats and dogs out there.
1283
01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:20,505
I'd just as soon not go back in it. Heh.
1284
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:23,550
I don't know how fresh it's gonna be.
1285
01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:26,636
Oh, I'm sure it's fine, Claudia.
1286
01:19:30,141 --> 01:19:33,393
Do you, um, take cream or sugar?
1287
01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:35,520
That would be fine. Um-
1288
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:39,732
So, Claudia, let me just say,
so I can get my role as an LAPD officer. ..
1289
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:41,985
. .. out of the way
before we enjoy our coffee.
1290
01:19:42,153 --> 01:19:45,321
I don't like to talk shop over coffee.
1291
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,198
I'm not gonna write you up.
1292
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:49,826
I'm not gonna give you
a citation here. . .
1293
01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:53,663
. .. but the real problem we have here
is that you got people around you...
1294
01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:57,667
. .. people who work from home
trying to get some work done...
1295
01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:03,506
. .. and if you're listening to your music
that loud, they're inconvenienced by that.
1296
01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:06,801
If you had a job,
you'd probably understand, but...
1297
01:20:08,888 --> 01:20:13,266
You like listening to your music.
That's fine. That's fine. Um. . ..
1298
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:16,227
You're just gonna wanna keep an eye
on the volume level.
1299
01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:20,398
You know, maybe memorize
what number you see on the dial.
1300
01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:22,775
If it's the middle of the day,
that's what I do.
1301
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:27,572
I set it at two and a half, and then I know
that's a good listening level for me.
1302
01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:32,410
But, uh, you like listening
to your music loud.
1303
01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:36,414
That's fine. That's cool.
It's good to rock out sometimes.
1304
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,208
But you can't do it every day. . .
1305
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:42,003
. .. or else you risk
damaging your ears. Seriously.
1306
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,425
- You listen to it all the time like that?
- Yeah.
1307
01:20:47,593 --> 01:20:51,638
You're gonna drive these people crazy.
1308
01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:53,556
Anyway, you get the point.
1309
01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,517
- Yes.
- Okay.
1310
01:20:55,684 --> 01:20:57,018
Um...
1311
01:20:57,937 --> 01:20:59,395
Cheers.
1312
01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:13,117
- So this boyfriend bothering you?
- I don't have a boyfriend.
1313
01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:16,704
- The gentleman who was at the door-
- He's not my boyfriend.
1314
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:23,086
Okay. A lot of times,
in domestic-abuse situations. . .
1315
01:21:23,254 --> 01:21:26,214
. .. the young woman
is afraid to speak out.
1316
01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,758
You don't have to be afraid
to tell me anything.
1317
01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:32,804
And as a police officer, I can tell you. ..
1318
01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:35,348
. .. it goes bad places.
1319
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,727
Young woman is afraid,
next thing you know, I'm here on a 1 87.
1320
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:43,189
It's not- What's a 1 87?
1321
01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:47,235
It's not good. And it's where situations
like this always lead.
1322
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:49,487
It's not my boyfriend,
and it's not anything.
1323
01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:53,449
It's over. Really. It's not.
He won't come back.
1324
01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:56,703
- I don't wanna have to come back here-
- You won't have to.
1325
01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:03,167
You know, I-
I wouldn't mind coming back.
1326
01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:06,087
You know, get a look
at your pretty face again.
1327
01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:08,172
I'll be right back.
1328
01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,472
Here you go.
1329
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,808
Let's get the jacket off.
It will help you to breathe.
1330
01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:23,938
I can't fucking do this.
1331
01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:29,277
I've, uh-
1332
01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:33,823
I think- I'm gonna throw up, I think.
1333
01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,370
I haven't thrown up
since I was 20 years old.
1334
01:22:39,872 --> 01:22:41,497
Cynthia.
1335
01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:43,207
You are the man.
1336
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:47,629
- What's the problem?
- I need to go to the bathroom.
1337
01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,672
Jesus Christ, Stanley. You can't go now.
1338
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,841
You have one minute
before we're on the air.
1339
01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:54,010
Now is not the time
to go to the bathroom.
1340
01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,262
RICHARD: Why does this always happen?
- Hey.
1341
01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:58,389
Excuse me, is there a problem over there?
1342
01:22:58,557 --> 01:22:59,807
Mind your own business.
1343
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:03,227
- You better watch your mouth.
- Why don't you mind your own business?
1344
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,272
LUIS: Oh, no, she didn't.
- Cool down. Cool it, please.
1345
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:09,817
Now, Stanley, wait for the
commercial break, then you can go.
1346
01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,904
- Just hold it.
LUIS: Where did they get these kids?
1347
01:23:13,072 --> 01:23:14,072
Don't taunt the kids.
1348
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:16,741
- I'm trying to be helpful.
CYNTH IA: Don't start trouble, Luis.
1349
01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:20,703
Honey, you haven't seen trouble.
Wait till next commercial break.
1350
01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:23,081
- What's the problem?
- Nothing.
1351
01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,248
Lily! Please!
1352
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,292
FRANK
Order Seduce and Destroy...
1353
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,252
- Get away from me, you shithead!
- Okay.
1354
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:32,465
Can't afford it?
We'll work out something for you.
1355
01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:34,759
Seduce and Destroy will change your life.
1356
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,427
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
1357
01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,888
No.
1358
01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:43,267
Don't, don't, don't.
1359
01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:47,772
- I'm gonna save you.
- Hi? Hello? Okay.
1360
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,982
I guarantee, money-back guarantee-
1361
01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:52,318
- Don't eat these.
- This will change your life.
1362
01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:56,447
It's gonna help you get
that naughty sauce that you...
1363
01:23:59,076 --> 01:24:01,411
- For a low cost of 49.99...
PH IL: Here you go.
1364
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,668
Come on out of the cold
and order Seduce and Destroy...
1365
01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:12,630
...for the low cost of 49.99.
We take all credit cards.
1366
01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:16,843
- I take Visa, MasterCard...
PH IL: Out of the trash, out of the trash.
1367
01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:20,096
Hey, Phil, are you there?
1368
01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:21,431
- It's Chad.
- Yeah. Hi, Chad.
1369
01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:25,226
Yeah, listen, I'm gonna put you in touch
with Janet, Frank's assistant.
1370
01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,395
- Okay.
- And she's gonna see what she can do.
1371
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:30,231
Thank you very much,
and good luck to you and your mother.
1372
01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,942
Thanks, man. You too.
Okay, Janet, are you there?
1373
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:36,070
Hello?
All right, Janet, you have Phil Parma.
1374
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:38,990
Okay?
1375
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:47,498
I have cancer, Mary.
I have about two months.
1376
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,459
I have no time.
1377
01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:52,754
It's in my bones.
I don't have a chance.
1378
01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:55,047
- Oh.
- I'm fucked.
1379
01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:03,514
DIRECTOR: And 15 seconds.
LUIS: You got any cookies or anything?
1380
01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:07,810
DIRECTOR:
Ten seconds.
1381
01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:15,234
And five, four, three, two. . ..
1382
01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:17,612
We're back, ready for Round Two.
1383
01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:20,198
We're talking
to our adult contestants here today.
1384
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:23,075
Uh, Mim, it says here
that you live in California...
1385
01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:24,660
...and that you have two kids.
1386
01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:26,537
MIM:
Right. I have a six-year-old son...
1387
01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,372
Do you know who I am?
1388
01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:31,209
You're a friend of the family, I presume.
1389
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:32,877
What does that mean?
1390
01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:36,214
Nothing special.
Just a spoke in the wheel.
1391
01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:40,134
You talk in rhymes
and riddles and rub-a-dub...
1392
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:44,847
. .. but that doesn't mean anything to me.
See, see- See, I used to be smart.
1393
01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:47,517
I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith.
1394
01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:52,688
I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith
from TV.
1395
01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:54,565
It might have been before my time.
1396
01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,776
I remember now. In the sixties, right?
1397
01:25:56,944 --> 01:25:59,695
- I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith.
- Like you said.
1398
01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:04,242
Smart kid. You got struck by lightning
at one time, right?
1399
01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:05,785
DONNIE:
So what?
1400
01:26:05,953 --> 01:26:08,287
- I heard about that.
- Did it hurt?
1401
01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:09,831
DONNIE:
Yes.
1402
01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,750
But you're all right now.
So, what's the what?
1403
01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:15,169
- What?
- That's right.
1404
01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,631
I used to be smart. Now I'm just stupid.
1405
01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:22,593
Ha! Brad, dear, who was it that said:
1406
01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:26,597
"A man of genius has seldom been ruined
but by himself"?
1407
01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,266
Um...
1408
01:26:29,393 --> 01:26:32,228
The lovely Samuel Johnson.
- Ah.
1409
01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:35,690
Who also spoke of a fellow
who was not only dull...
1410
01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:37,608
. .. but a cause of dullness in others.
1411
01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:39,318
DONNIE:
The cause of dullness in others.
1412
01:26:39,486 --> 01:26:42,280
- Picky, picky.
- Let me tell you this.
1413
01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:45,491
Samuel Johnson
never had his life shit on...
1414
01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:48,619
. .. and taken from him,
and his money stolen.
1415
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,289
Who took his life and his money?
1416
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:55,042
His parents? His mommy and daddy?
1417
01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:57,837
Make him live this life like this.
1418
01:26:58,005 --> 01:27:02,133
A man of genius
who gets shit on as a child...
1419
01:27:02,301 --> 01:27:05,303
. .. and that scars. That hurts.
1420
01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:07,305
Have you ever been hit by lightning?
1421
01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:10,182
It hurts. It doesn't happen to everyone.
1422
01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:11,809
It's an electrical charge.
1423
01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,312
It finds its way across the universe.. .
1424
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:19,108
. .. and it lands in your body
and your head.
1425
01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:24,530
And as for "ruined but by himself"...
1426
01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:27,617
. .. not if his parents
took his freaking life. ..
1427
01:27:27,784 --> 01:27:29,869
. .. and his money,
and tell you to do this. . .
1428
01:27:30,037 --> 01:27:33,080
. .. and to do that,
and if you don't, well... .
1429
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:36,000
Your parents took your money
that you won on that game show?
1430
01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:39,253
Yes. They did.
1431
01:27:42,341 --> 01:27:45,176
What does that mean,
"a spoke in the wheel"?
1432
01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:48,262
Things go round and round, don't they?
1433
01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:51,807
Yes, they do. They do.
1434
01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:54,352
But I'll make my dreams come true.
1435
01:27:55,228 --> 01:27:57,688
Sounds sad as a weeping willow.
1436
01:27:57,856 --> 01:27:59,941
I used to be smart.
1437
01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:02,443
But now I'm just stupid.
1438
01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:06,030
Shall we drink to that?
1439
01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,658
Um, I wanna talk a little bit more
about your background.
1440
01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:11,369
You made, um, some references earlier. ..
1441
01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:17,500
. .. to, uh, subjective human experiences
and terrible things, and, um. . . .
1442
01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:21,003
Actually, I'm confused about your past,
is the thing.
1443
01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:24,215
- Is that still lingering? It's so boring.
- Just to clarify.. . .
1444
01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:27,385
- Just wanna clear some things up.
- Useless. Mm.
1445
01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:31,347
Excuse me. See- Thank you, Muff.
It's a funny thing that-
1446
01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:33,849
This is an important element
of Seduce and Destroy.
1447
01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:37,019
Facing the past is an important way
of not making progress.
1448
01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:39,730
This is something I tell my men
over and over and over.
1449
01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:41,983
GWENOVIER:
This isn't meant, um...
1450
01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:44,944
See, I try to teach my students to ask:
1451
01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:47,405
"What is it in aid of?"
1452
01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,240
- Are you asking me that?
- Yes.
1453
01:28:49,408 --> 01:28:53,202
- Well, in trying to figure out who you are. . . .
- In aid of what?
1454
01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:56,998
Well, Frank, I'm saying
that in trying to figure out who you are-
1455
01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:58,624
I have more important things...
1456
01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:01,335
- . . .to put myself into.
- Well, no, it's all important.
1457
01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:03,254
I think this is something important. ..
1458
01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:05,923
. .. that you might need to think about
putting yourself into.
1459
01:29:06,091 --> 01:29:08,092
- Mm. Not really.
- Um, look, Frank...
1460
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,386
. .. it's not like
I'm trying to attack you here.
1461
01:29:10,554 --> 01:29:11,637
- No.
- I just-
1462
01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:15,016
Okay. Hey, this is how you wanna spend
your time, then go, go, go.
1463
01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:17,393
But you're gonna be surprised
at what a waste it is.
1464
01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:21,772
"The most useless thing in the world
is that which is behind me. " Chapter Three.
1465
01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:25,693
We talked earlier about your mother.. .
1466
01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:28,279
. .. and we talked about your father
and his death.
1467
01:29:28,447 --> 01:29:32,450
I don't want to be challenging,
but I have to ask, um...
1468
01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:38,289
I just wanna clarify something.
Something that I understand...
1469
01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:43,294
- I'm not sure I hear a question in here.
- I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can.
1470
01:29:43,462 --> 01:29:45,254
What's the question?
1471
01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:49,050
- Do you remember a Miss Simms?
- I know a lot of women.
1472
01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:52,720
- I'm sure she remembers me, ha, ha.
- She does. From when you were a boy.
1473
01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,805
- Yeah?
- She lived in Tarzana.
1474
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:57,558
That's my old stomping ground.
1475
01:30:00,187 --> 01:30:02,271
Is this the attack portion
of the interview?
1476
01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:07,818
- Is the girl coming in for the kill?
- No. This is about getting something right. . .
1477
01:30:07,986 --> 01:30:10,279
. .. and clarifying answers
to an earlier question.
1478
01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:11,989
What question?
1479
01:30:12,157 --> 01:30:15,159
I was told that your mother died, Frank.
1480
01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,795
That's what you heard.
1481
01:30:27,798 --> 01:30:29,965
Do you remember Miss Simms?
1482
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:37,306
- No.
- Well, I talked to Miss Simms. . .
1483
01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:42,853
. .. your neighbor and caretaker
after your mother died in 1 980. . .
1484
01:30:43,522 --> 01:30:45,523
. .. and in my research...
1485
01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:52,154
. .. I have you listed as the only son
of Earl and Lily Partridge.
1486
01:30:52,322 --> 01:30:56,534
And what I learned from Barbara Simms
is that your mother, Lily...
1487
01:30:57,327 --> 01:31:00,121
. .. died in 1 980.
1488
01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:03,833
So, see, it's my understanding
that information supplied. . .
1489
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,252
. .. by you and your company...
1490
01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:09,296
. .. and the answers
to the questions I've asked is incorrect. . .
1491
01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:13,551
. .. and if I wanna get to the bottom
of who you are and why you are. . .
1492
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:19,223
. .. then I think that your family history,
your actual family history...
1493
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:25,146
Well, this is important.
1494
01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:29,191
What is your fucking question?
1495
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:34,697
Well, I guess my question is this:
1496
01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:39,243
Why would you lie, Frank?
1497
01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:44,415
Kids, adults...
1498
01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:48,335
. .. I would like you
to put yourself at a picnic.
1499
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:52,047
Uh, place yourself there
with your family and friends, if you'd like.
1500
01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:55,217
You'll hear three musical notes,
and you are to tell me...
1501
01:31:55,385 --> 01:31:59,221
. .. what it might represent
that you would find at a picnic.
1502
01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:01,515
The first three notes. Guys?
1503
01:32:06,897 --> 01:32:08,772
JIMMY: Yes, Todd.
- Well, Jimmy, I know this.
1504
01:32:08,940 --> 01:32:13,777
I have perfect pitch, you see,
and that would be A-D-E...
1505
01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:17,615
- ... and that would represent lemonade.
JIMMY: For 250. Next notes, please.
1506
01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:26,957
JIMMY: Todd?
That's E-G-G, which would be egg.
1507
01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:31,170
JIMMY: For 500.
And the third set of notes. Guys?
1508
01:32:36,343 --> 01:32:39,428
- You don't want any water?
- No. I just. . ..
1509
01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:41,138
I'm so fucked up right now, Alan.
1510
01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:45,601
- There's just so much. So many things.
- Are you on drugs right now?
1511
01:32:45,769 --> 01:32:49,271
If I tell you something, if I say things, then-
You're a lawyer, right?
1512
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:52,983
You can't say anything, tell anybody.
It's like a privilege. Attorney/client.
1513
01:32:53,151 --> 01:32:55,319
- You understand?
- Not exactly.
1514
01:32:55,487 --> 01:32:57,821
Like a shrink.
If I go see a shrink, I'm protected.
1515
01:32:57,989 --> 01:33:00,324
I can say things. Oh, fuck.
1516
01:33:00,492 --> 01:33:05,287
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- Linda, you're safe, okay? It's all right.
1517
01:33:05,455 --> 01:33:08,123
You're my friend.
You and Earl are clients.
1518
01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:10,334
Whatever you wanna say
won't leave this room.
1519
01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:13,003
You have something
you wanna say to me. . . .
1520
01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:18,717
I have to tell you something.
I have something to tell you.
1521
01:33:20,512 --> 01:33:23,180
I wanna change his will.
Can I change his will? I need to.
1522
01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:25,683
No, you can't change his will.
Only Earl can.
1523
01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:28,060
No, no, no. You see, um. . .
1524
01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:31,105
. .. I never loved him.
1525
01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:33,023
I never loved him. Earl.
1526
01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:36,860
When I met him- When I started-
I met him, I fucked him, and I married him. ..
1527
01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:39,863
. .. because I wanted his money.
You understand?
1528
01:33:40,031 --> 01:33:41,865
Uh, I'm telling you this.
1529
01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:44,618
I've never told anyone.
Uh, I didn't love him...
1530
01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:47,371
. .. but now- I know I'm in that will.
We were all there.
1531
01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:51,375
We made that thing. And the money I'll get.
I don't want it, because I love him now.
1532
01:33:51,543 --> 01:33:54,753
I've fallen in love with him now for real,
as he's dying, and...
1533
01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:58,215
Uh, I look at him, and he's about to go,
Alan. He's moments...
1534
01:33:59,426 --> 01:34:01,927
I took care of him through this, Alan.
What now, then?
1535
01:34:02,095 --> 01:34:03,137
JIMMY:
Let's listen.
1536
01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:06,056
"Hello, Mary.
How are you and the seven kids?
1537
01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:09,685
As you probably heard by now, we sure
gave that Pope a run for his money. "
1538
01:34:11,187 --> 01:34:13,856
JIMMY: Mim.
MIM: Um, that would be Robert E. Lee.
1539
01:34:14,024 --> 01:34:18,235
His wife was Mary Parke Custis.
I know he had seven children.
1540
01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:23,073
Um, and he would be talking about Pope,
who he defeated at the Battle of Manassas.
1541
01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:26,410
JIMMY:
Absolutely right, Miss Mim. Next question.
1542
01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:28,954
Come on, come on, come on.
Snap out of it, man.
1543
01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:31,498
Come on. Stanley.
1544
01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:37,004
Bonjour, Josephine.
Maintenant je suis en Egypte.
1545
01:34:38,381 --> 01:34:39,423
JIMMY:
Yes, Mim.
1546
01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:41,759
MIM: Um, that would be Napoleon
speaking to Josephine.
1547
01:34:41,926 --> 01:34:45,346
JIMMY:
Absolutely right, for 500. Next voice.
1548
01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:49,850
I don't want him to die.
I didn't love him when we met.. .
1549
01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:52,978
. .. and I did so many bad things to him
that he doesn't know.
1550
01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:57,566
Things that I want to confess to him.
But now I do. I love him.
1551
01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:02,946
- Linda, what kind of medication are you on?
- This isn't any fucking medication talking!
1552
01:35:03,114 --> 01:35:05,783
Can you give me nothing?
You have power of attorney.
1553
01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:09,495
Can you go in the final fucking moments
and change the will?
1554
01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:11,413
I- I don't want any money.
1555
01:35:11,581 --> 01:35:15,042
I couldn't live with myself
with this thing that I've done.
1556
01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:18,337
I fucked around. I fucking cheated on him.
I fucking cheated on him.
1557
01:35:18,505 --> 01:35:20,923
There. There.
You're his lawyer, our lawyer.
1558
01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:23,634
I am his wife. We are married.
I broke the contract of marriage.
1559
01:35:23,802 --> 01:35:27,805
I fucked around on him many times.
I sucked other men's cocks.
1560
01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:29,640
Adultery is not against the law.
1561
01:35:29,808 --> 01:35:32,810
It's not something you can use in court
to discredit the will.
1562
01:35:32,977 --> 01:35:35,437
- Linda. Linda, calm down.
- I can't.
1563
01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:37,648
You don't have to change the will.
1564
01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:41,151
If you wanna take nothing,
renounce the will when the time comes.
1565
01:35:41,319 --> 01:35:43,445
What does that mean?
Where does the money go?
1566
01:35:43,613 --> 01:35:48,158
- It goes to the nearest relative.
- What's that? Frank?
1567
01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:52,496
No, no, no. That can't happen.
Earl doesn't want him to have anything.
1568
01:35:52,664 --> 01:35:54,873
- That's what will happen.
- This is so fucked up.
1569
01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:56,333
Linda, stop!
1570
01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,587
Now, you take a moment, you breathe...
1571
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,340
- . . .and one thing at a time.
- Shut the fuck up.
1572
01:36:03,508 --> 01:36:05,968
- You want me to help you?
- Shut the fuck up.
1573
01:36:06,136 --> 01:36:09,054
- You need to sober up.
- Now, you must really shut the fuck up.
1574
01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:11,014
Now. Please, shut the fuck up.
1575
01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:13,183
- Linda.
- I have to go.
1576
01:36:13,351 --> 01:36:16,270
- Let me call you a car, Linda.
- Shut the fuck up.
1577
01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:20,399
JIMMY: Now, imagine
that you are attending a jam session...
1578
01:36:20,567 --> 01:36:22,860
. .. of classical composers...
1579
01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:27,656
. .. and they have each done an arrangement
of the classic favorite, "Whispering. "
1580
01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:30,784
Now, we have here
the New World Harmonica Trio. . .
1581
01:36:30,952 --> 01:36:33,120
. .. who are going to play, uh-
1582
01:36:34,205 --> 01:36:38,542
Uh, three, um-
Uh, variations on the theme...
1583
01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:39,960
. .. as the, uh- As-
1584
01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:42,629
As three classical composers
might have written it.
1585
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:46,383
So you are to name the, uh, first composer.
1586
01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:47,926
Guys?
1587
01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:03,901
JIMMY: Yes, Todd.
- Well, Jimmy, that sounded like Brahms.
1588
01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:06,403
Uh, a bit like his
"Hungarian Dance Number Six. "
1589
01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:09,656
That is excellent, Todd.
Next composer, guys.
1590
01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:38,393
Stanley the man.
1591
01:37:40,396 --> 01:37:42,189
I don't know the answer.
1592
01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:45,192
That is not right.
1593
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,985
That's not right, Stanley.
1594
01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:51,114
The correct answer is Ravel.
1595
01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,325
Ravel.
1596
01:37:54,452 --> 01:37:58,121
Uh, and now I'm gonna have
our three whistlers, um...
1597
01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:03,835
. .. please to present the next, uh, musical... .
1598
01:38:04,003 --> 01:38:06,964
There were three, uh,
musical sections here. . .
1599
01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:09,967
. .. and this will be the third section
that the whistlers. . ..
1600
01:38:10,134 --> 01:38:13,428
Um, and they'll play a piece that's...
1601
01:38:14,847 --> 01:38:19,351
It's very recognizable.
It's Chopin, actually, and, uh.. . .
1602
01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:23,647
Well, it's taken-
It's in the style of "Marche Militaire. "
1603
01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:26,984
It's a very recognizable piece.
1604
01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:30,362
So if you please just listen to this. . .
1605
01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:34,575
. .. and I'm sure you can identify the, uh. ...
1606
01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:36,827
I'm sort of
giving away the answer here, but-
1607
01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:39,830
It's Chopin. I don't mean
to give away the answer.
1608
01:38:39,998 --> 01:38:43,041
It's just- Please, just-
1609
01:38:43,209 --> 01:38:46,503
Well, sing us a ditty, guys.
A Chopin ditty.
1610
01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:51,174
Let's have a Chopin ditty here. I can't. . . .
1611
01:38:52,302 --> 01:38:55,554
- Go to the card. Go to the fucking card.
- Go to the card. Go.
1612
01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:57,681
Go to the card.
1613
01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:06,565
Okay, I'm back.
1614
01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:09,067
JIM: For not a fresh cup,
this is a good cup of coffee.
1615
01:39:09,235 --> 01:39:11,653
CLAUDIA: Thank you.
What do you wanna talk about?
1616
01:39:14,907 --> 01:39:16,491
I don't know.
1617
01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,911
- Do you want to talk?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1618
01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:21,496
- Okay.
- Um...
1619
01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:24,041
What's your name?
1620
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,792
Jim Kurring.
1621
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:28,545
Call 911.
- I think I had a stroke.
1622
01:39:28,713 --> 01:39:31,715
No, no, no.
I'm fine. I'm all right.
1623
01:39:31,883 --> 01:39:35,844
- I wanna finish the show.
No, we need to call this quits.
1624
01:39:36,012 --> 01:39:38,221
- Get your hands off me.
- Let this guy help you.
1625
01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:42,017
- Look, I just- I'll tell you what happened.
- Call 91 1 . Do it right now, Mary.
1626
01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:45,896
I fell down and I couldn't see for a minute,
but I'm okay. Get your hands off me.
1627
01:39:55,156 --> 01:39:57,115
- Did you fucking piss your pants?
- Shut up.
1628
01:39:57,283 --> 01:39:59,701
- What happened? What's going on?
- Nothing. Go away.
1629
01:39:59,869 --> 01:40:01,119
Don't tell me to go away.
1630
01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:05,290
I'm the coordinator for the show,
and you will answer the questions I ask.
1631
01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:09,419
- Now, what is going on? You-
- What's the problem?
1632
01:40:09,587 --> 01:40:12,297
- Nothing. I'm fine.
- Why didn't you answer those questions?
1633
01:40:12,465 --> 01:40:14,591
- I didn't know the answer.
- Bullshit! Bullshit!
1634
01:40:14,759 --> 01:40:16,551
You know the answer to every question.
1635
01:40:16,719 --> 01:40:19,054
I knew the answers.
I'm not half as smart as you. ..
1636
01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:20,847
. .. so what the hell happened?
1637
01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:23,433
- I don't know.
- He pissed his pants.
1638
01:40:24,811 --> 01:40:27,187
You pissed your pants?
1639
01:40:27,355 --> 01:40:29,106
- No, I didn't. I'm fine.
- Stand up.
1640
01:40:29,273 --> 01:40:32,317
- I said I'm fine. I'm fine.
- Stand up.
1641
01:40:32,485 --> 01:40:35,195
Oh, Jesus, Stanley,
what the fuck did you do that for?
1642
01:40:35,363 --> 01:40:38,699
I just wanna keep playing.
I'll keep playing. I'm fine.
1643
01:40:38,866 --> 01:40:40,450
That's great.
1644
01:40:40,618 --> 01:40:44,371
I mean, you know that,
to a performer, that's food, right?
1645
01:40:44,539 --> 01:40:47,332
That shows that you love him,
and I'm sure he appreciates it.
1646
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:50,544
Everything's fine. Relax.
Relax, darling. Everything's fine.
1647
01:40:52,296 --> 01:40:53,797
I'm okay.
1648
01:40:53,965 --> 01:40:56,967
All right, see? I'm all right.
1649
01:40:57,135 --> 01:41:00,053
It's pretty fucking stupid,
isn't it? Jesus Christ.
1650
01:41:00,221 --> 01:41:02,347
What the fuck do they think out there?
1651
01:41:02,515 --> 01:41:04,516
They must be laughing their asses off.
1652
01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:07,144
Tell them I got a bad knee
or some fucking thing.
1653
01:41:07,311 --> 01:41:08,687
Ha, ha. This is fucking funny.
1654
01:41:08,855 --> 01:41:12,107
- What do you guys wanna do?
- Just what I said.
1655
01:41:17,613 --> 01:41:20,115
- Are we going to continue with this game?
- Yes.
1656
01:41:20,283 --> 01:41:22,659
All right, you look at me. Look at me.
1657
01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:26,913
You are two days away from this record.
Okay? Nobody's ever done that.
1658
01:41:27,081 --> 01:41:30,000
You get through this,
I'll get you anything you want. Anything.
1659
01:41:30,168 --> 01:41:33,503
- You just gotta get through this, okay?
- Okay.
1660
01:41:36,090 --> 01:41:38,508
Hang in there, buddy.
I'm sorry I squeezed your arm.
1661
01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:40,635
Hey. I love you.
1662
01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:44,890
- Are we doing this?
Fucking stupidity.
1663
01:41:45,057 --> 01:41:48,101
- Why don't I put the medic on?
- Don't let him do this.
1664
01:41:48,269 --> 01:41:50,520
- He's been doing it for 30 years.
- You don't know.
1665
01:41:50,688 --> 01:41:52,898
It's a fucking game show, Mary.
1666
01:41:59,322 --> 01:42:00,864
Hear that?
1667
01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:07,204
JIM: Ah, yeah. Does that hurt?
- No.
1668
01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:12,667
- What is it?
- It's in my ear.
1669
01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:16,004
It's, um, TMJ.
1670
01:42:16,172 --> 01:42:19,216
It's what it's called. Technically.
1671
01:42:19,926 --> 01:42:23,762
How about they just call it,
you know, "clicking jaw"?
1672
01:42:23,930 --> 01:42:26,556
- "Pain in the jaw," yeah. Ha, ha.
- Yeah. How about that?
1673
01:42:26,724 --> 01:42:30,227
- Be easier to remember.
- Yeah. It gets. ...
1674
01:42:30,394 --> 01:42:33,647
I- I don't even know if I have it, actually.
1675
01:42:33,815 --> 01:42:37,400
WOMAN
15-L-27, 15-L-27, head out to...
1676
01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:38,693
I'm sorry.
1677
01:42:38,861 --> 01:42:41,446
1 5-L-27, I'm currently code seven.
1678
01:42:41,614 --> 01:42:43,573
I'm sorry. This is my job.
1679
01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:44,741
L-27, roger.
1680
01:42:44,909 --> 01:42:48,328
William-35, can you see if you
can raise 10-William-28 for me?
1681
01:42:48,496 --> 01:42:51,081
Roger. Disregard.
It was just the information passed on.
1682
01:42:51,249 --> 01:42:53,542
You were just getting warmed up.
Getting started.
1683
01:42:53,709 --> 01:42:55,919
Yeah. I gotta go.
1684
01:42:57,171 --> 01:43:01,132
Well, if this joker shows up again,
or you got your music up too loud.. .
1685
01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:03,468
. .. maybe we can have another cup
of coffee.
1686
01:43:03,636 --> 01:43:05,387
If you're not here for a 1 87.
1687
01:43:05,555 --> 01:43:11,476
- No. Do not joke about that, okay?
- Okay.
1688
01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:15,522
- I seen too many of those.
- I'm sorry.
1689
01:43:15,690 --> 01:43:18,692
No. it's all right.
You were kidding. It's okay.
1690
01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:22,654
All right.
1691
01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:25,615
Well, you keep your chin up
and your music down, okay?
1692
01:43:25,783 --> 01:43:28,159
Yes, I will.
It was nice to meet you, Officer Jim.
1693
01:43:28,327 --> 01:43:30,161
- Just Jim.
- Yeah. Good. Okay.
1694
01:43:30,329 --> 01:43:34,624
- Okay. Bye-bye, Claudia.
- Bye.
1695
01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:04,821
- What is it? Did you forget something?
- No. No, I'm...
1696
01:44:04,989 --> 01:44:07,824
I was- I was wondering. . . .
1697
01:44:07,992 --> 01:44:10,452
Man, I feel like a bit
of a scumbucket doing this. . .
1698
01:44:10,620 --> 01:44:12,829
. .. since I came here
as an officer of the law...
1699
01:44:12,997 --> 01:44:16,625
. .. but I feel like I'd be a fool
if I didn't do something I really wanna do. ..
1700
01:44:16,792 --> 01:44:20,337
- . . .which is to ask you for a date.
- You wanna go on a date with me?
1701
01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:21,838
- Please, yes.
- Ahem.
1702
01:44:22,006 --> 01:44:24,716
- Well, is that illegal?
- Sort of.
1703
01:44:24,884 --> 01:44:27,093
Then I'd like to go.
What do you wanna do?
1704
01:44:28,054 --> 01:44:32,599
I don't know. I hadn't thought about it.
That's not true. I have thought about it.
1705
01:44:32,767 --> 01:44:35,226
I've been thinking
since you opened the door.
1706
01:44:35,394 --> 01:44:37,354
- Really?
- Yeah.
1707
01:44:37,521 --> 01:44:39,397
I thought you were flirting with me.
1708
01:44:39,565 --> 01:44:40,941
You want to go tonight?
1709
01:44:41,108 --> 01:44:43,818
I'm- No- I'm off tonight, yeah.
That would be-
1710
01:44:43,986 --> 01:44:46,363
- What time?
-8 o'clock.
1711
01:44:46,530 --> 01:44:48,949
- I don't get off until 10:00.
-10 o'clock.
1712
01:44:49,450 --> 01:44:51,117
- Okay.
- Yeah.
1713
01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:53,870
- Yeah. Fine.
- Yeah. Bye.
1714
01:44:56,958 --> 01:44:59,292
GWENOVIER: Frank, I'm really
not trying to attack you here.
1715
01:44:59,460 --> 01:45:04,464
I think that if you have something
that needs to be cleared up, well, then...
1716
01:45:08,928 --> 01:45:11,388
I was told that your father
is Earl Partridge.
1717
01:45:11,555 --> 01:45:14,516
I was told that he left
you and your mother...
1718
01:45:14,684 --> 01:45:18,019
. .. and you were forced to take care
of your mother during her illness. . .
1719
01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:21,731
. .. that you took care of your mother
while she struggled with cancer. . .
1720
01:45:21,899 --> 01:45:24,234
. .. and that Miss Simms
became your caretaker. . .
1721
01:45:24,402 --> 01:45:27,445
. .. when your mother finally passed away.
1722
01:45:29,532 --> 01:45:32,826
Can you talk about your mother, Frank?
1723
01:45:34,829 --> 01:45:37,580
No, not true. You know what?
Even if you don't get to pump her. . .
1724
01:45:37,748 --> 01:45:40,125
. .. you still need to start honing your skills
on a feminist.
1725
01:45:41,544 --> 01:45:43,962
- You need to do that.
I will.
1726
01:45:44,130 --> 01:45:45,588
- This is Doc.
Doc, it's Janet.
1727
01:45:45,756 --> 01:45:48,299
- What's up, Janet?
- I have to talk to Frank. Is he nearby?
1728
01:45:48,467 --> 01:45:50,802
- Uh, he's in the interview, Janet.
- Interrupt him.
1729
01:45:50,970 --> 01:45:53,930
- Get him on the phone with me right away.
- What happened?
1730
01:45:54,098 --> 01:45:56,766
Doc, go get Frank
and put him on the phone.
1731
01:45:59,603 --> 01:46:01,563
GWENOVIER:
Oh, come on, Frank.
1732
01:46:01,731 --> 01:46:03,440
What are you doing?
1733
01:46:06,110 --> 01:46:08,111
What am I doing?
1734
01:46:08,946 --> 01:46:10,488
Yeah.
1735
01:46:12,116 --> 01:46:15,493
I'm quietly judging you.
1736
01:46:16,912 --> 01:46:22,292
And five, four, three, two. . ..
1737
01:46:24,712 --> 01:46:26,046
Yeah?
1738
01:46:26,213 --> 01:46:28,339
Oh, boy, what a day. What a round.
1739
01:46:28,507 --> 01:46:30,175
Back and in for me. . .
1740
01:46:30,342 --> 01:46:35,180
. .. and the final one-on-one round
to determine who's who today.
1741
01:46:35,347 --> 01:46:38,141
Let's check the scores
on the board, shall we?
1742
01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:41,853
Well, the kids have an even 2000...
1743
01:46:42,021 --> 01:46:46,149
. .. and the adults are way up with 47.
1744
01:46:46,317 --> 01:46:51,738
Now, that doesn't mean
that this game is out of reach for the kids.
1745
01:46:51,906 --> 01:46:55,325
- Elders, who's the lucky so-and-so?
- It's gonna be me, Jimmy.
1746
01:46:56,994 --> 01:46:58,495
Come on over, Mim.
1747
01:47:00,122 --> 01:47:02,749
I don't wanna go. I can't do it this time.
1748
01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:04,667
What the fuck are you talking about?
1749
01:47:04,835 --> 01:47:08,505
You have to go, Stanley.
You're the smartest.
1750
01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:10,715
I don't wanna go.
Why can't one of you do it?
1751
01:47:10,883 --> 01:47:15,053
RICHARD: If you don't fucking stand up
and get over there, I'm gonna beat your ass.
1752
01:47:15,221 --> 01:47:18,890
I'm sick of being the one
who always has to do everything.
1753
01:47:19,058 --> 01:47:23,144
- I don't wanna be the one always.
JIMMY: Kids, I don't even have to ask.
1754
01:47:23,312 --> 01:47:25,939
Stanley, get your butt over here.
1755
01:47:32,655 --> 01:47:34,739
I'm sick.
1756
01:47:34,907 --> 01:47:36,866
I'm sick here now.
1757
01:47:37,952 --> 01:47:40,286
I confuse melancholy
with depression sometimes.
1758
01:47:40,454 --> 01:47:43,414
- Mm-hm.
- You see?
1759
01:47:43,582 --> 01:47:46,960
Why don't you run along now, friend?
Your dessert is getting cold.
1760
01:47:47,128 --> 01:47:50,046
- I'm sick.
Stay that way.
1761
01:47:50,214 --> 01:47:52,006
I'm sick, and I'm in love.
1762
01:47:52,174 --> 01:47:55,593
You seem the sort of person
who confuses the two.
1763
01:47:55,761 --> 01:47:57,637
That's right.
1764
01:47:57,805 --> 01:48:00,265
That's the first time you've been right.
1765
01:48:00,432 --> 01:48:04,060
I confuse the two, and I don't care.
1766
01:48:04,603 --> 01:48:07,897
Hey. Hey!
1767
01:48:08,899 --> 01:48:10,900
I love you.
1768
01:48:11,068 --> 01:48:12,735
I love you, and I'm sick.
1769
01:48:12,903 --> 01:48:15,280
I'll talk to you-
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
1770
01:48:15,447 --> 01:48:19,075
I'm getting corrective oral surgery
tomorrow, for my teeth.
1771
01:48:19,243 --> 01:48:21,828
I love you, Brad. Brad the bartender.
1772
01:48:21,996 --> 01:48:24,581
If you wanna love me back,
I'll be good to you.
1773
01:48:24,748 --> 01:48:26,499
I'll be goddamn good for you.
1774
01:48:26,667 --> 01:48:29,752
I won't be mad
if you don't know who said what.
1775
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:32,088
I won't punish you
if you get the answer wrong.
1776
01:48:32,256 --> 01:48:34,716
Brad, honey.
- I can teach and tell you...
1777
01:48:34,884 --> 01:48:37,468
You have a special secret crush
over there, I think.
1778
01:48:37,636 --> 01:48:39,929
Don't treat him too lovely.
He might get hurt.
1779
01:48:40,097 --> 01:48:42,765
- You shut up! Mind your own business.
- Gently, son.
1780
01:48:42,933 --> 01:48:44,350
I know you don't love me now.
1781
01:48:44,518 --> 01:48:47,270
It's a dangerous thing
to confuse children with angels.
1782
01:48:48,689 --> 01:48:51,774
Wanna know the common element
for the entire group, like he asked?
1783
01:48:51,942 --> 01:48:54,527
I'll tell you the answer,
because I had that one.
1784
01:48:54,695 --> 01:48:56,529
I had that question.
1785
01:48:56,697 --> 01:48:59,616
Uh, carbon. Carbon.
1786
01:48:59,783 --> 01:49:02,118
In pencil lead,
it's in the form of graphite. ..
1787
01:49:02,286 --> 01:49:05,163
. .. in coal,
it's mixed up with other impurities. . .
1788
01:49:05,331 --> 01:49:08,374
. .. and in the diamond, it's in hard form.
1789
01:49:08,959 --> 01:49:12,462
"Well, all we really wanted to know
was the common element, Donnie...
1790
01:49:12,630 --> 01:49:15,131
. .. but thank you for all
that unnecessary knowledge. Ha, ha.
1791
01:49:15,299 --> 01:49:17,717
Kids. Heads so full of useless knowledge.
1792
01:49:17,885 --> 01:49:19,928
Thank you. Thank you. "
1793
01:49:20,846 --> 01:49:23,139
The book says, "We may be
through with the past...
1794
01:49:23,307 --> 01:49:26,142
. .. but the past is not through with us. "
1795
01:49:26,769 --> 01:49:28,645
And. . . .
1796
01:49:28,812 --> 01:49:34,025
No, it is not dangerous
to confuse children with angels.
1797
01:49:45,746 --> 01:49:48,164
Yeah. Okay.
1798
01:49:48,332 --> 01:49:51,084
Well, that is what I wait for.
1799
01:49:51,252 --> 01:49:54,712
I wait for those calls.
And I wait and I pray.
1800
01:49:54,880 --> 01:49:57,674
And sometimes Jesus says:
1801
01:49:57,841 --> 01:50:00,134
"Jim, I got a surprise for you today.
1802
01:50:00,302 --> 01:50:02,679
I want you to meet this young lady, okay?
1803
01:50:02,846 --> 01:50:05,556
Now, where it goes from there
is up to you.
1804
01:50:05,724 --> 01:50:09,769
And I don't think
you're gonna screw it up, okay?"
1805
01:50:09,937 --> 01:50:12,438
And, God, I'm telling you right now...
1806
01:50:12,606 --> 01:50:15,149
. .. I will not screw it up.
You gave me an opportunity.
1807
01:50:15,317 --> 01:50:17,527
I'm gonna treat this young lady right.
1808
01:50:17,695 --> 01:50:20,071
I'm a happy cop.
1809
01:50:20,239 --> 01:50:24,200
Yeah. It's called jaywalking. Slow down.
1810
01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,524
Uh, I'm gonna pass, Jimmy.
1811
01:50:57,359 --> 01:51:00,361
JIMMY:
Stanley, passing to one of the other kids.
1812
01:51:01,405 --> 01:51:05,033
We want Stanley to go, Jimmy.
1813
01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:06,909
I don't wanna go.
1814
01:51:08,662 --> 01:51:11,956
- Walking towards the elevator, Janet.
Fine. Phil, are you still there?
1815
01:51:12,124 --> 01:51:14,417
PH IL: Yeah, I'm here.
I wanna ask you one question.
1816
01:51:14,585 --> 01:51:17,211
Phil, have you talked to anyone else
about this?
1817
01:51:17,379 --> 01:51:20,048
PH IL: No, I haven't.
Good, let's keep it that way, okay?
1818
01:51:20,215 --> 01:51:22,258
All the security and whatnot.
You understand?
1819
01:51:22,426 --> 01:51:24,969
This could be a delicate situation
for the family.
1820
01:51:25,137 --> 01:51:28,139
What's going on? What's happening?
Doc, fuck off.
1821
01:51:28,307 --> 01:51:30,391
Phil, hang in just one more minute, okay?
1822
01:51:30,559 --> 01:51:32,477
- I'm gonna put you on hold.
PH IL: Thank you.
1823
01:51:32,644 --> 01:51:33,936
How close are you, Doc?
1824
01:51:34,104 --> 01:51:36,481
Richard? Julia?
1825
01:51:36,648 --> 01:51:40,109
Kids, what's going on?
1826
01:51:40,277 --> 01:51:42,737
I need a player here for one-on-one.
1827
01:51:43,322 --> 01:51:47,658
RICHARD: We want Stanley to go, Jimmy,
and we're not sure why he won't.
1828
01:51:47,826 --> 01:51:51,871
I always go. I always answer the questions,
and I don't wanna do it anymore.
1829
01:51:52,039 --> 01:51:55,500
What the fuck is he doing?
What's wrong with him?
1830
01:51:55,667 --> 01:51:57,710
I have no idea.
1831
01:52:00,672 --> 01:52:05,301
- I'm getting off the elevator, Janet.
Good. Good boy.
1832
01:52:05,469 --> 01:52:08,554
I'm walking down the hall.
1833
01:52:59,189 --> 01:53:02,316
This fucking kid ain't getting up,
and we don't have a show.
1834
01:53:02,484 --> 01:53:04,527
Live television, ladies and germs. Heh.
1835
01:53:04,695 --> 01:53:06,362
Little prick.
1836
01:53:06,530 --> 01:53:11,033
- What is this, a point? A game?
- What the hell is he doing?
1837
01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:14,537
Come on. Get the fuck up, kid, come on.
1838
01:53:20,169 --> 01:53:21,961
Time's up.
1839
01:53:23,589 --> 01:53:26,507
So that's what you did? You sat it out?
1840
01:53:27,676 --> 01:53:31,262
You wanted my time. I gave it to you.
1841
01:53:31,722 --> 01:53:35,224
You called me a liar.
You made accusations.
1842
01:53:35,392 --> 01:53:36,684
You said:
1843
01:53:36,852 --> 01:53:39,645
"Well, if I had known,
then I wouldn't have asked. "
1844
01:53:39,813 --> 01:53:42,315
So it's not an attack.
1845
01:53:42,483 --> 01:53:46,736
See, I don't wanna be the sort of fella
who doesn't keep his word...
1846
01:53:46,904 --> 01:53:49,405
. .. so I gave you my fucking time, bitch.
1847
01:53:49,573 --> 01:53:51,407
- Now fuck-
- Unh!
1848
01:53:57,289 --> 01:53:59,749
It's fucking Janet.
There's a situation on the phone.
1849
01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:06,255
FRANK Ifyou order now,
you can get Seduce and Destroy...
1850
01:54:07,591 --> 01:54:09,926
...plus videos and audio cassettes,
and a coupon...
1851
01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:12,762
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1852
01:54:22,439 --> 01:54:25,149
The indecision of a child,
ladies and germs.
1853
01:54:37,162 --> 01:54:39,121
This isn't funny.
1854
01:54:40,457 --> 01:54:42,542
This isn't cute.
1855
01:54:42,709 --> 01:54:45,336
See, the way we're looked at. . . .
1856
01:54:47,548 --> 01:54:49,799
Because I'm not a toy.
1857
01:54:49,967 --> 01:54:52,134
I'm not a doll.
1858
01:54:52,302 --> 01:54:55,137
The way we're looked
at because you think we're cute.
1859
01:54:55,722 --> 01:54:57,807
Because what?
1860
01:54:57,975 --> 01:55:00,351
What? I'm made to feel like a freak...
1861
01:55:00,519 --> 01:55:03,020
. .. if I answer questions. . .
1862
01:55:03,188 --> 01:55:05,064
. .. or I'm smart. . .
1863
01:55:06,900 --> 01:55:09,485
. .. or I have to go to the bathroom?
1864
01:55:10,946 --> 01:55:13,030
What is that, Jimmy?
1865
01:55:13,657 --> 01:55:15,199
What is that?
1866
01:55:15,367 --> 01:55:17,952
I'm asking- I'm asking you that.
1867
01:55:19,204 --> 01:55:21,455
I'm not sure, Stanley.
1868
01:56:01,496 --> 01:56:04,040
JIM:
15-L-27, uh, I need some help.
1869
01:56:04,207 --> 01:56:06,208
We have shots fired.
1870
01:56:11,590 --> 01:56:14,342
DONNIE:
It's Hamlet to Claudius.
1871
01:56:14,509 --> 01:56:19,472
"The sins of the father laid upon
the children" is Merchant of Venice.
1872
01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:23,684
Borrowed from Exodus 25.
1873
01:56:23,852 --> 01:56:26,646
I'm sorry. I didn't know what else
you wanted me to do here.
1874
01:56:26,813 --> 01:56:29,398
There was nothing-
I asked him all the right questions.
1875
01:56:29,566 --> 01:56:32,234
He's his nurse.
He's sitting there with him.
1876
01:56:32,402 --> 01:56:37,657
- I heard your father in the background.
- Wait. He's there at their house?
1877
01:56:37,824 --> 01:56:43,871
They're at the house. I asked him
the exact address, and he gave it, Frank.
1878
01:56:44,039 --> 01:56:46,624
I know this is really hard for you
right now.
1879
01:56:46,792 --> 01:56:49,335
No. You gotta give me things, Janet.
Give me things.
1880
01:56:49,503 --> 01:56:52,421
Give me information.
I want the information. That's what I want.
1881
01:56:52,589 --> 01:56:54,882
- That's the information, Frank.
- What did he say?
1882
01:56:55,050 --> 01:56:58,594
I am not gonna take care of him.
What does he want? Did he say?
1883
01:56:58,762 --> 01:57:01,347
Frank, what the fuck
do you want me to do?
1884
01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:03,766
- Listen.
- What I want you to do, Janet...
1885
01:57:03,934 --> 01:57:06,977
. .. is I want you to do your fucking job!
1886
01:57:07,145 --> 01:57:10,439
I am doing my fucking job, Frank.
1887
01:57:10,607 --> 01:57:12,900
You fucking get on the phone.
1888
01:57:20,367 --> 01:57:22,201
I'm not a doll. I'm not silly and cute.
1889
01:57:22,369 --> 01:57:24,328
I'm smart.
That should make me something...
1890
01:57:24,496 --> 01:57:27,039
. .. so people can watch
how silly it is that he's smart!
1891
01:57:27,207 --> 01:57:28,624
I know. I know things.
1892
01:57:28,792 --> 01:57:30,626
I know- I know...
1893
01:57:30,794 --> 01:57:34,922
I know
I have to go to the bathroom, and.. . .
1894
01:57:35,090 --> 01:57:37,299
Take us off the air. Go to the credits.
1895
01:57:37,467 --> 01:57:38,884
- Roll the credits.
Enough.
1896
01:57:39,052 --> 01:57:41,137
God fucking damn it! Son of a bitch!
1897
01:57:41,304 --> 01:57:43,639
What the fuck? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1898
01:57:43,807 --> 01:57:45,474
Stanley, don't do this to me!
1899
01:58:07,664 --> 01:58:09,790
Gotta find the gun.
1900
01:58:09,958 --> 01:58:11,834
Where is it, now?
1901
01:58:12,502 --> 01:58:13,919
Where is it?
1902
01:58:17,215 --> 01:58:19,341
All right. All right, let's go.
1903
01:58:19,509 --> 01:58:21,677
Where is it? Find it.
1904
01:58:24,055 --> 01:58:25,723
Find it.
1905
01:58:27,017 --> 01:58:29,393
Find the gun, Jim!
1906
01:59:04,304 --> 01:59:07,681
What more do you want me to say?
- Just give me a second.
1907
01:59:07,849 --> 01:59:10,100
You need to make a decision.
1908
01:59:10,268 --> 01:59:13,938
- Look, why don't you-?
- Look, just give me a second.
1909
01:59:14,105 --> 01:59:16,398
- Give me a second.
- Uh-huh.
1910
01:59:19,152 --> 01:59:20,861
Frank?
1911
01:59:22,864 --> 01:59:24,406
What the fuck, Frank?
1912
01:59:24,574 --> 01:59:26,534
What do you want me to do?
1913
01:59:28,578 --> 01:59:31,789
FRANK I'm gonna say
again. Order Seduce and Destroy now...
1914
01:59:31,957 --> 01:59:34,416
...and I guarantee, I guarantee,
money-back-
1915
01:59:55,647 --> 01:59:57,106
PH IL:
Linda.
1916
01:59:57,274 --> 02:00:00,568
- What are you doing?
- I got Frank. Frank, Earl's son.
1917
02:00:00,735 --> 02:00:02,570
- Hang up.
- No, he asked me to get him.
1918
02:00:02,737 --> 02:00:04,071
LINDA:
Put the fucking phone down!
1919
02:00:04,239 --> 02:00:07,116
- Hang it up! Hang it up!
- I can't! I can't!
1920
02:00:07,284 --> 02:00:10,536
Frank, are you there?
1921
02:00:10,704 --> 02:00:12,872
I want you to talk to him.
1922
02:00:15,834 --> 02:00:17,334
Frank?
1923
02:00:21,631 --> 02:00:23,048
I'm gonna put him on.
1924
02:00:23,216 --> 02:00:25,426
Hang it up! You don't do that.
1925
02:00:25,594 --> 02:00:27,553
You don't call him. You don't know.
1926
02:00:27,721 --> 02:00:30,639
To get involved in this business of his.
Of his- Of my family.
1927
02:00:30,807 --> 02:00:32,975
This is the family.
Me and him. Understand?
1928
02:00:33,143 --> 02:00:36,103
- There's no one else. No one else!
- I was just-
1929
02:00:36,271 --> 02:00:39,148
That man. That beautiful man. . ..
1930
02:00:39,316 --> 02:00:43,652
His son does not exist.
He's dead. He's dead.
1931
02:00:43,820 --> 02:00:45,279
Who asked you to do that?
1932
02:00:45,447 --> 02:00:46,906
- Earl did.
- Bullshit!
1933
02:00:47,073 --> 02:00:50,576
- He did. Please, I'm sorry, he did.
- Bullshit! He didn't ask you!
1934
02:00:50,744 --> 02:00:54,330
He doesn't wanna talk to him,
so fuck you that he asked that!
1935
02:00:54,497 --> 02:00:58,000
There's no one but me and him! No one!
1936
02:00:58,168 --> 02:01:01,503
I'm sorry. I... He just.. . . He asked me.
1937
02:01:01,671 --> 02:01:05,299
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1938
02:01:27,822 --> 02:01:30,866
Mary, take me out of here.
I got to go home to Rose.
1939
02:01:31,034 --> 02:01:32,868
- Just lean on me.
Mary, take him home.
1940
02:01:33,036 --> 02:01:34,703
- In the back.
- Did we win or lose?
1941
02:01:34,871 --> 02:01:36,330
I don't know. We gotta talk.
1942
02:01:36,498 --> 02:01:39,041
You lost. They go to the score
the time they called it.
1943
02:01:39,209 --> 02:01:41,710
JULIA: That's not an official rule.
- Not an official rule?
1944
02:01:41,878 --> 02:01:44,296
- That's an official rule, baby.
- That's bullshit!
1945
02:01:44,464 --> 02:01:47,883
Who says that? In what rule book?
This is different! It's a game show!
1946
02:01:48,051 --> 02:01:52,304
- They don't go by fucking sports rules!
- Richard, shut it and cut it out.
1947
02:01:52,472 --> 02:01:55,557
If he hadn't pissed his pants,
we would have won this motherfucker!
1948
02:01:56,935 --> 02:01:58,894
What did you do with my goddamn kid,
Burt?
1949
02:01:59,062 --> 02:02:03,691
Stanley! Get your fucking hands off me,
you boy-producer punk. Hey, Stanley!
1950
02:02:04,776 --> 02:02:08,529
Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me?
1951
02:02:08,697 --> 02:02:10,906
God, please help me figure it out.
1952
02:02:11,074 --> 02:02:13,784
I'm lost out here.
1953
02:02:14,452 --> 02:02:16,870
I don't understand
why it's happening, God.
1954
02:02:17,038 --> 02:02:18,998
Please, God.
1955
02:02:21,835 --> 02:02:25,045
Whatever it is I did, I'm gonna fix it.
I'm gonna do the right thing.
1956
02:02:25,213 --> 02:02:27,881
Please, God, help me find the gun.
1957
02:02:29,926 --> 02:02:31,343
Uh. . ..
1958
02:03:37,827 --> 02:03:39,161
I love you.
1959
02:04:27,836 --> 02:04:29,920
Uh, listen, Phil.
1960
02:04:30,755 --> 02:04:31,964
Um...
1961
02:04:33,133 --> 02:04:34,883
I'm sorry.
1962
02:04:35,426 --> 02:04:37,678
I'm sorry I slapped your face.
1963
02:04:38,054 --> 02:04:40,556
Okay? I , um...
1964
02:04:40,723 --> 02:04:42,808
I don't know what I'm doing.
1965
02:04:42,976 --> 02:04:45,102
I don't know how to do this.
1966
02:04:47,397 --> 02:04:49,314
I do things, and I fuck up.
1967
02:04:51,401 --> 02:04:53,277
I fucked up.
1968
02:04:54,487 --> 02:04:57,281
Can you forgive me?
1969
02:04:57,448 --> 02:04:59,950
Yeah. It's all right.
1970
02:05:05,748 --> 02:05:08,250
Can you tell him I'm sorry...
1971
02:05:09,085 --> 02:05:12,004
. .. for the things that I've done,
that I fucked up?
1972
02:05:12,881 --> 02:05:15,090
I'm sorry. Um... .
1973
02:05:16,593 --> 02:05:19,094
I'm going to turn and walk away
and not look at him. . .
1974
02:05:19,262 --> 02:05:22,973
. .. and not see my man, my Earl,
and tell him, uh. . . .
1975
02:05:23,141 --> 02:05:28,645
Tell him, "It's okay. I'm okay. "
1976
02:05:28,813 --> 02:05:31,315
Tell him, "Thank you for taking care... ."
1977
02:05:34,027 --> 02:05:36,778
Whole thing is okay with me.
1978
02:05:38,156 --> 02:05:40,073
And I know.
1979
02:06:03,389 --> 02:06:06,475
Welcome back from the break.
1980
02:06:08,978 --> 02:06:11,939
- How did you guys like those nachos?
AUDIENCE: Yeah.
1981
02:06:12,106 --> 02:06:16,652
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well,
you are not here for the fucking food.
1982
02:06:16,819 --> 02:06:21,323
You are here for me to enlighten you,
to edify you.. .
1983
02:06:21,491 --> 02:06:25,285
. .. to send you off
into the now-not-so-unknown future. . .
1984
02:06:25,453 --> 02:06:27,162
. .. so come along with me.
1985
02:06:27,330 --> 02:06:30,332
"How to fake
like you are nice and caring. "
1986
02:06:30,500 --> 02:06:32,251
No, I don't want a microphone.
1987
02:06:32,418 --> 02:06:34,002
Now, this... .
1988
02:06:34,170 --> 02:06:39,216
Ahem, this is quite an important chapter,
as you will see.
1989
02:06:39,384 --> 02:06:44,221
But let's get down to brass tacks.
Let's get right down to it, boys.
1990
02:06:44,389 --> 02:06:49,476
- Men are shit.
AUDIENCE: What?
1991
02:06:49,644 --> 02:06:53,855
What? Men are shit.
1992
02:06:55,483 --> 02:06:57,526
Well, isn't that what they say?
1993
02:06:57,694 --> 02:07:04,700
Because we do bad things, don't we?
We do horrible, heinous, terrible things.
1994
02:07:04,867 --> 02:07:09,204
Things that no woman would ever do.
1995
02:07:10,707 --> 02:07:13,125
No, women, they don't lie.
1996
02:07:13,710 --> 02:07:16,003
No, women don't cheat.
1997
02:07:16,170 --> 02:07:18,380
Women don't manipulate us.
1998
02:07:21,050 --> 02:07:24,386
But you see what I'm getting at.
Oh, yeah, you see what I'm getting at.
1999
02:07:24,554 --> 02:07:26,888
You see what society does? Boy.
Little boys, it's:
2000
02:07:27,056 --> 02:07:30,851
Wow. Woman.
2001
02:07:32,228 --> 02:07:35,230
- We are taught to apologize. "I am sorry. "
Give it up.
2002
02:07:35,398 --> 02:07:38,525
"I am so sorry, baby. I am so sorry. "
2003
02:07:42,155 --> 02:07:43,780
What is it that-?
2004
02:07:44,699 --> 02:07:46,825
What is it, huh, that we need?
2005
02:07:46,993 --> 02:07:51,163
Is it their pussies? Their, uh, love?
2006
02:07:51,331 --> 02:07:53,290
Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer...
2007
02:07:53,458 --> 02:07:57,461
. .. and Daddy, oh, he hit me,
so that's who I am.
2008
02:07:57,628 --> 02:08:00,547
That's why I do what I do? Heh.
2009
02:08:00,715 --> 02:08:03,592
- Fucking bullshit.
That's right.
2010
02:08:07,138 --> 02:08:10,974
- I will not apologize for who I am.
Right on.
2011
02:08:11,142 --> 02:08:14,978
- I will not apologize for what I need.
Yeah.
2012
02:08:15,146 --> 02:08:18,899
- I will not apologize for what I want!
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
2013
02:08:20,485 --> 02:08:23,487
Okay. Go to your blue booklets right now.
2014
02:08:23,654 --> 02:08:27,949
I want you to turn to page 1 8
in your blue booklets.
2015
02:08:28,826 --> 02:08:31,620
Fuck. This is fucking bullshit!
2016
02:08:33,373 --> 02:08:36,792
I want you to go to your white-
Your white books.
2017
02:08:36,959 --> 02:08:38,960
That's what I want you to go to.
2018
02:08:39,587 --> 02:08:42,297
Go to 23 in your white books.
2019
02:08:43,549 --> 02:08:47,219
"How to fake
like you are a nice and caring person. "
2020
02:08:50,139 --> 02:08:54,351
Phil. Phil.
2021
02:08:54,519 --> 02:08:58,105
Hey, come here. Come here.
2022
02:08:58,648 --> 02:09:00,482
Uh. . .
2023
02:09:00,650 --> 02:09:02,526
. .. Phil.. .
2024
02:09:02,693 --> 02:09:04,986
. .. I'm.. . .
2025
02:09:05,154 --> 02:09:08,240
- I'm gonna try talk.
- Okay.
2026
02:09:08,408 --> 02:09:10,575
And I'm trying to. . . .
2027
02:09:10,743 --> 02:09:13,829
- To say something.
- Okay.
2028
02:09:14,414 --> 02:09:17,124
Do you know Lily, Phil?
Do you know her?
2029
02:09:17,291 --> 02:09:18,333
No.
2030
02:09:18,501 --> 02:09:21,795
- Lily?
- No, I don't.
2031
02:09:21,963 --> 02:09:23,505
Oh.
2032
02:09:23,673 --> 02:09:27,509
She's my love, my life, love of it. Yeah.
2033
02:09:27,677 --> 02:09:29,719
In school. . ..
2034
02:09:29,971 --> 02:09:34,057
I'm 1 2 years old, in school,
in sixth grade.
2035
02:09:34,225 --> 02:09:36,017
I saw her.
2036
02:09:37,145 --> 02:09:40,313
Yeah. I didn't go to that school, but. . . .
2037
02:09:41,691 --> 02:09:44,609
But, uh, we met.
2038
02:09:44,777 --> 02:09:47,863
Uh, my friend knew her.
2039
02:09:48,030 --> 02:09:50,407
I said, uh:
2040
02:09:50,575 --> 02:09:53,368
"What's that girl? How's that Lily?"
2041
02:09:53,536 --> 02:09:56,872
"Oh, she's bad.
She sleeps with guys. "
2042
02:09:58,249 --> 02:10:01,877
Yeah, he said this,
but then, sometimes.. . .
2043
02:10:02,044 --> 02:10:05,255
And I went to another school, you see.
2044
02:10:05,423 --> 02:10:07,632
Uh, but then, uh... .
2045
02:10:09,343 --> 02:10:11,845
When high school at an end, what's that?
2046
02:10:12,013 --> 02:10:15,974
- What is that, uh, when it gets to the end?
- Graduation.
2047
02:10:16,142 --> 02:10:19,394
- No, no, the grade. What grade are you in?
- That's 1 2th.
2048
02:10:19,562 --> 02:10:21,605
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
2049
02:10:22,523 --> 02:10:26,860
Yeah. So I went to her school
for that grade.
2050
02:10:28,029 --> 02:10:31,198
That's grade 1 2.
2051
02:10:31,365 --> 02:10:33,909
And we meet.
2052
02:10:34,577 --> 02:10:36,411
She was...
2053
02:10:37,580 --> 02:10:40,081
. .. fucking like a doll.
2054
02:10:40,249 --> 02:10:45,212
Yeah. A beautiful porcelain doll.
2055
02:10:45,379 --> 02:10:47,255
And the hips.
2056
02:10:47,423 --> 02:10:49,591
The child-bearing hips, you know that?
2057
02:10:52,428 --> 02:10:55,096
So beautiful.
2058
02:11:00,353 --> 02:11:02,062
And I cheated on her...
2059
02:11:02,230 --> 02:11:07,526
. .. over and over and over again.. .
2060
02:11:08,194 --> 02:11:11,571
. .. because I wanted to be a man...
2061
02:11:11,739 --> 02:11:14,491
. .. and I didn't want her to be a woman.
2062
02:11:14,659 --> 02:11:19,287
You know, a smart, free person. . .
2063
02:11:19,789 --> 02:11:22,123
. .. who was something.
2064
02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:25,252
My fucking mind then.
2065
02:11:27,588 --> 02:11:31,508
So stupid, that fucking mind. Stupid.
2066
02:11:31,676 --> 02:11:34,135
Jesus Christ.
2067
02:11:36,055 --> 02:11:40,809
What would I think?
Did I think for what I'd done?
2068
02:11:41,811 --> 02:11:45,146
She was my wife for 23 years...
2069
02:11:45,314 --> 02:11:50,485
. .. and I went behind her over and over.
2070
02:11:50,653 --> 02:11:54,948
Fucking asshole that I am,
I'd go out and I'd fuck...
2071
02:11:55,116 --> 02:11:58,868
. .. and I'd come home
and get in her bed...
2072
02:11:59,036 --> 02:12:02,664
. .. and say, "I love you. "
2073
02:12:03,791 --> 02:12:06,334
This is Jack's mother.
2074
02:12:07,295 --> 02:12:09,379
His mother, Lily.
2075
02:12:09,964 --> 02:12:11,840
These two...
2076
02:12:13,676 --> 02:12:15,552
. .. that I had. . .
2077
02:12:17,805 --> 02:12:19,764
. .. and I lost.
2078
02:12:22,143 --> 02:12:26,896
This is the regret that you make.
2079
02:12:28,065 --> 02:12:29,816
This is the...
2080
02:12:32,695 --> 02:12:36,448
. .. regret that you make
and the something you take. ..
2081
02:12:36,616 --> 02:12:38,700
. .. and the blah, blah, blah...
2082
02:12:40,661 --> 02:12:42,912
Something, something.
2083
02:12:45,791 --> 02:12:48,376
- Give me a cigarette.
- Okay.
2084
02:13:01,724 --> 02:13:02,932
Uh. . ..
2085
02:13:15,905 --> 02:13:18,323
Mistakes like this. . .
2086
02:13:19,283 --> 02:13:21,242
. .. you don't make.
2087
02:13:22,745 --> 02:13:24,579
Sometimes. ..
2088
02:13:26,165 --> 02:13:29,793
. .. you make some, and okay.
2089
02:13:30,836 --> 02:13:35,256
Not okay, sometimes,
you make other ones.
2090
02:13:35,424 --> 02:13:37,425
Yeah.
2091
02:13:37,593 --> 02:13:40,345
Know that you should do better.
2092
02:13:43,349 --> 02:13:45,892
I loved Lily.
2093
02:13:48,938 --> 02:13:51,022
I cheated on her.
2094
02:13:52,858 --> 02:13:56,069
She was my wife for 23 years.
2095
02:13:59,740 --> 02:14:01,991
And I have a son.
2096
02:14:02,159 --> 02:14:04,619
And she has cancer.
2097
02:14:05,454 --> 02:14:07,414
And I'm not there...
2098
02:14:07,581 --> 02:14:12,252
. .. and he's forced to take care of her.
2099
02:14:12,420 --> 02:14:15,088
He's 1 4 years old.
2100
02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,798
To.. . .
2101
02:14:19,385 --> 02:14:22,429
To take care of his mother and.. . .
2102
02:14:22,972 --> 02:14:26,474
And watch her die on him.
2103
02:14:27,893 --> 02:14:33,148
A little kid, and I'm not there.
2104
02:14:36,652 --> 02:14:38,820
And she does die.
2105
02:14:45,161 --> 02:14:47,787
I loved her so.
2106
02:14:48,831 --> 02:14:50,957
And she knew what I did.
2107
02:14:51,125 --> 02:14:55,962
She knew all the fucking
stupid things I'd done.
2108
02:14:57,590 --> 02:14:59,507
But the love...
2109
02:15:00,426 --> 02:15:03,845
...was stronger
than anything you can think of.
2110
02:15:04,889 --> 02:15:07,849
The goddamn regret.
2111
02:15:09,059 --> 02:15:11,853
The goddamn regret!
2112
02:15:18,027 --> 02:15:20,028
And I'll die.
2113
02:15:20,196 --> 02:15:25,617
Now I'll die, and I'll tell you what.
2114
02:15:25,785 --> 02:15:29,037
The biggest regret of my life...
2115
02:15:32,708 --> 02:15:35,168
I let my love go.
2116
02:15:36,545 --> 02:15:38,797
What did I do?
2117
02:15:41,091 --> 02:15:43,718
I'm 65 years old.
2118
02:15:44,428 --> 02:15:46,721
And I'm ashamed.
2119
02:15:48,265 --> 02:15:50,850
Million years ago...
2120
02:15:52,812 --> 02:15:59,192
The fucking regret and guilt,
these things...
2121
02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,570
Don't ever let anyone ever say to you...
2122
02:16:02,738 --> 02:16:05,615
...you shouldn't regret anything.
2123
02:16:06,325 --> 02:16:10,036
Don't do that. Don't. Oh.
2124
02:16:10,204 --> 02:16:13,623
You regret what you fucking want. Ah.
2125
02:16:13,791 --> 02:16:15,291
Use that. Use that.
2126
02:16:15,459 --> 02:16:19,462
Use that regret for anything,
any way you want.
2127
02:16:19,630 --> 02:16:21,464
You can use it, okay?
2128
02:16:24,176 --> 02:16:25,593
Oh, God.
2129
02:16:28,556 --> 02:16:31,766
This is a long way to go with no punch.
2130
02:16:34,270 --> 02:16:37,146
A little moral...
2131
02:16:37,940 --> 02:16:40,733
...story, I say. Ha, ha.
2132
02:16:42,361 --> 02:16:48,908
Love.
2133
02:16:51,453 --> 02:16:54,330
This fucking life...
2134
02:16:55,124 --> 02:16:57,083
Oh...
2135
02:16:58,794 --> 02:17:00,962
It's so fucking hard.
2136
02:17:01,672 --> 02:17:04,757
So long.
2137
02:17:04,925 --> 02:17:07,844
Life ain't short. It's long.
2138
02:17:09,555 --> 02:17:12,473
It's long, God damn it.
2139
02:17:14,018 --> 02:17:16,144
Goddamn.
2140
02:17:20,357 --> 02:17:27,655
What did I do?
2141
02:17:27,823 --> 02:17:33,494
What did I do? What did I do?
2142
02:17:33,662 --> 02:17:37,999
Phil. Phil, help me.
2143
02:17:42,046 --> 02:17:44,172
What did I do?
2144
02:17:53,098 --> 02:17:56,309
- Hey, Juan, how you doing?
How you feeling?
2145
02:17:56,477 --> 02:17:59,187
Yeah, I think I'm going to stay on,
stick it out.
2146
02:17:59,355 --> 02:18:00,396
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
2147
02:18:00,564 --> 02:18:03,107
- Okay.
- All right, good night.
2148
02:19:19,518 --> 02:19:21,519
You're so stupid.
2149
02:22:53,982 --> 02:22:55,983
You know, you know, you know.
2150
02:22:56,151 --> 02:22:58,527
Go, go, go.
2151
02:23:00,656 --> 02:23:05,993
- Donnie. Oh, Donnie.
- Hello, dear. I need a favor.
2152
02:23:19,716 --> 02:23:21,175
PH IL:
Okay, okay.
2153
02:23:21,343 --> 02:23:24,345
Shh. All right, all right.
Back up, back up. Back up, Max.
2154
02:23:24,513 --> 02:23:26,681
Back up, Miles. Back up.
2155
02:23:28,267 --> 02:23:31,519
- Hello. You Frank? Jack, right?
Hello. How are you?
2156
02:23:31,687 --> 02:23:33,396
Are you Phil?
PH IL: Phil, yeah.
2157
02:23:33,563 --> 02:23:35,690
We, uh, tried to get in touch.
We got disconnected.
2158
02:23:35,857 --> 02:23:38,776
Stay in, Max. Stay in. Hey, hey, come on.
2159
02:23:38,944 --> 02:23:41,028
All right? Please.
2160
02:23:41,196 --> 02:23:43,531
I got the message.
- Yeah, I couldn't find you.
2161
02:23:43,699 --> 02:23:46,951
I looked through the address books.
There's no number. There's nothing.
2162
02:23:48,870 --> 02:23:52,081
- Shh. Hey!
Is, uh, what's-her-name...?
2163
02:23:52,249 --> 02:23:54,959
PH IL:
Linda? No, she went out. She's not here.
2164
02:23:55,127 --> 02:23:57,712
Hey, I'm sorry, uh. . . .
2165
02:23:57,879 --> 02:24:00,047
You know, I don't know what to do here.
2166
02:24:00,215 --> 02:24:03,551
Um, your dad asked me to get in touch
with you, and I didn't have the number.
2167
02:24:03,719 --> 02:24:06,721
You know, I called the number.
Do you wanna come in?
2168
02:24:06,888 --> 02:24:08,889
Yeah. Hey, Phil?
- Okay. Yeah?
2169
02:24:09,057 --> 02:24:12,184
I will drop-kick those fucking
dogs if they come near me.
2170
02:24:12,352 --> 02:24:13,936
PH IL: All right.
- Okay?
2171
02:24:14,104 --> 02:24:17,231
Come on in. Come on in. This is Blake.
2172
02:24:17,399 --> 02:24:20,609
- This is Miles.
Clear them out.
2173
02:24:20,777 --> 02:24:22,611
PH IL:
Here we go.
2174
02:24:23,196 --> 02:24:24,572
All right, he's in here...
2175
02:24:24,740 --> 02:24:27,950
. .. so we all go in here. Come on.
2176
02:24:28,118 --> 02:24:29,744
Wanna go in?
2177
02:24:30,746 --> 02:24:34,915
- No, I just- Stand here a second, Phil.
- Okay.
2178
02:24:35,083 --> 02:24:37,168
- Okay?
- All right.
2179
02:25:04,946 --> 02:25:06,447
Lady.
2180
02:25:07,616 --> 02:25:09,367
Hey, lady.
2181
02:25:25,258 --> 02:25:28,636
Lady. Lady.
2182
02:25:28,804 --> 02:25:30,304
Hey, wake up.
2183
02:25:31,556 --> 02:25:33,140
Lady.
2184
02:25:33,767 --> 02:25:35,768
What's wrong with you?
2185
02:26:24,192 --> 02:26:26,360
How do we do this, then?
2186
02:26:28,238 --> 02:26:30,364
Well, we just do it.
2187
02:26:30,949 --> 02:26:34,076
We do it. We figure it out.
2188
02:26:34,244 --> 02:26:37,079
We do as we do, I guess.
2189
02:26:38,707 --> 02:26:40,666
Do you love me, Rose?
2190
02:26:41,460 --> 02:26:44,336
You are my handsome man.
2191
02:26:45,881 --> 02:26:50,509
- I'm a bad person.
- Ha, ha, no. No.
2192
02:26:50,677 --> 02:26:52,470
I mean...
2193
02:26:52,637 --> 02:26:55,222
. .. I'm telling you this now, you see. . ..
2194
02:26:55,765 --> 02:26:58,893
You see, because I want everything
to be clear and clean...
2195
02:26:59,060 --> 02:27:02,855
. .. and I want to apologize for me
and all the stupid things that I've done.
2196
02:27:05,984 --> 02:27:08,068
I've cheated on you.
2197
02:27:10,280 --> 02:27:14,658
I've cheated on you, and it kills me. . .
2198
02:27:14,826 --> 02:27:17,369
. .. and the guilt of what I've done. ...
2199
02:27:18,038 --> 02:27:20,414
I don't want you to think-
2200
02:27:22,584 --> 02:27:24,418
Maybe you knew.
2201
02:27:25,462 --> 02:27:28,255
I think maybe you've known.
2202
02:27:28,423 --> 02:27:31,967
So I hope this is not just for me. ...
2203
02:27:32,135 --> 02:27:36,430
For me to make myself feel better
about what I've done. . .
2204
02:27:36,598 --> 02:27:41,143
. .. but for you not to feel
like you're sitting there like a jerk.
2205
02:27:41,311 --> 02:27:43,229
You're the good one.
2206
02:27:43,772 --> 02:27:45,439
You understand?
2207
02:27:46,441 --> 02:27:50,694
Did you ever go out
with someone and just lie. . .
2208
02:27:50,862 --> 02:27:53,489
. .. question after question?
2209
02:27:53,657 --> 02:27:55,950
Maybe you're trying
to make yourself look cool. . .
2210
02:27:56,117 --> 02:27:58,494
. .. or better than you are or whatever. . .
2211
02:27:58,662 --> 02:28:01,121
. .. smarter, cooler. . .
2212
02:28:01,289 --> 02:28:03,207
. .. and you just...
2213
02:28:04,918 --> 02:28:06,126
. .. not really lie...
2214
02:28:06,294 --> 02:28:08,921
. .. but maybe
you just don't say everything.
2215
02:28:09,089 --> 02:28:11,090
JIM:
Well, that's a natural thing.
2216
02:28:11,258 --> 02:28:15,719
You know, two people go out
on a date or something...
2217
02:28:15,887 --> 02:28:17,471
. .. they wanna impress people.
2218
02:28:17,639 --> 02:28:19,348
The other person.
2219
02:28:19,516 --> 02:28:21,600
Or they're scared
they might say something...
2220
02:28:21,768 --> 02:28:25,271
. .. that will make the other person
not like them.
2221
02:28:26,606 --> 02:28:28,649
- Thank you.
JIM: Thank you.
2222
02:28:29,776 --> 02:28:31,235
So you've done it?
2223
02:28:33,488 --> 02:28:35,155
I don't go out very often.
2224
02:28:35,323 --> 02:28:36,907
Why not?
2225
02:28:39,035 --> 02:28:43,664
I never found someone, really,
that I think I'd like to go out with.
2226
02:28:43,832 --> 02:28:46,792
And I bet you say that
to all the girls, huh?
2227
02:28:46,960 --> 02:28:50,462
No. No. Heh.
2228
02:28:50,630 --> 02:28:54,842
- Wanna make a deal with me?
- Okay.
2229
02:28:55,010 --> 02:28:56,468
What I just said...
2230
02:28:57,470 --> 02:29:00,014
. .. people afraid to say things. . .
2231
02:29:00,181 --> 02:29:04,351
. .. no guts to say the things
that are real or something.. . .
2232
02:29:04,519 --> 02:29:07,313
- Yeah?
- To not do that.
2233
02:29:07,480 --> 02:29:12,359
To not do that
that maybe we've done before.
2234
02:29:15,614 --> 02:29:18,532
- Let's make a deal.
- Okay.
2235
02:29:18,700 --> 02:29:23,829
I'll tell you everything,
and you tell me everything. . .
2236
02:29:23,997 --> 02:29:28,542
. .. and maybe we can get through all the
piss and shit and lies that kill other people.
2237
02:29:31,755 --> 02:29:33,047
Wow.
2238
02:29:34,215 --> 02:29:35,633
Huh. "Piss and shit. "
2239
02:29:37,761 --> 02:29:39,219
What?
2240
02:29:40,221 --> 02:29:42,222
You really use strong language.
2241
02:29:42,390 --> 02:29:43,474
I'm sorry.
2242
02:29:44,559 --> 02:29:47,186
No, it's fine. It's fine.
2243
02:29:47,354 --> 02:29:50,022
I didn't mean-
It seems vulgar or something, I know.
2244
02:29:50,190 --> 02:29:51,398
- It's fine.
- No, I'm sorry.
2245
02:29:51,566 --> 02:29:54,276
No, it's nothing. I'm sorry.
2246
02:29:55,403 --> 02:29:58,530
I'm gonna run to the bathroom
for a minute, maybe, just.. . .
2247
02:29:58,698 --> 02:30:00,324
- Okay.
- Okay.
2248
02:31:33,793 --> 02:31:36,670
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay?
2249
02:31:36,838 --> 02:31:40,090
I'm gonna go in. And, uh. ...
Are the dogs in there?
2250
02:31:40,258 --> 02:31:42,134
Yeah, but they stay back by the window.
2251
02:31:42,302 --> 02:31:44,553
- All right, I want you to come in with me.
- Okay.
2252
02:31:44,721 --> 02:31:46,430
And I want you to stay away from me.
2253
02:31:46,598 --> 02:31:50,726
I want you there in case he needs anything,
because I am not gonna help him.
2254
02:31:51,311 --> 02:31:54,855
And, Phil,
I will drop-kick the fucking dogs. . .
2255
02:31:55,023 --> 02:31:58,484
- . . .if they come near me.
- Okay.
2256
02:32:18,630 --> 02:32:20,214
Earl.
2257
02:32:24,219 --> 02:32:26,386
You don't look that bad.
2258
02:32:42,529 --> 02:32:44,404
You prick.
2259
02:32:50,036 --> 02:32:52,663
"Cocksucker. " That's what you
used to like to say, right?
2260
02:32:52,831 --> 02:32:54,623
"Cocksucker. "
2261
02:32:56,084 --> 02:32:59,753
But you are. You're a cocksucker, Earl.
2262
02:32:59,921 --> 02:33:02,881
It hurts, doesn't it? Huh?
2263
02:33:04,843 --> 02:33:06,802
You in a lot of pain?
2264
02:33:08,930 --> 02:33:11,181
She was in a lot of pain.
2265
02:33:13,643 --> 02:33:16,478
Right to the end, she was in a lot of pain.
2266
02:33:19,774 --> 02:33:21,817
I know because I was there, Earl.
2267
02:33:21,985 --> 02:33:24,736
You didn't like illness, though, do you?
2268
02:33:34,038 --> 02:33:35,831
I was there.
2269
02:33:40,753 --> 02:33:44,298
She waited for your call.
2270
02:33:47,927 --> 02:33:49,970
For you to come.
2271
02:33:57,645 --> 02:34:00,647
I am not gonna cry.
2272
02:34:02,233 --> 02:34:05,360
I am not gonna cry for you.
2273
02:34:10,867 --> 02:34:13,869
You cocksucker,
I know you can hear me.
2274
02:34:14,037 --> 02:34:17,831
I want you to know
that I hate your fucking guts.
2275
02:34:18,750 --> 02:34:22,711
You can just fucking die, you fuck.
2276
02:34:22,879 --> 02:34:26,465
And I hope it hurts.
I fucking hope it hurts.
2277
02:35:10,551 --> 02:35:14,096
Yeah, her resps are down to six.
Let's get the gurney over here.
2278
02:35:15,223 --> 02:35:18,350
DIXON Check that ego
Come off it, I'm a prophet
2279
02:35:18,518 --> 02:35:21,144
The professor
I'm gonna teach you 'bout the worm
2280
02:35:21,312 --> 02:35:25,816
Who eventually turned to catch wreck
With the neck of a long-time oppressor
2281
02:35:25,984 --> 02:35:29,236
And he's running from the devil
But the debt is always gaining
2282
02:35:29,404 --> 02:35:32,781
And if he's worth being hurt
He's worth bringing pain in
2283
02:35:53,594 --> 02:35:56,221
Do you feel better
now that you've said this?
2284
02:35:57,932 --> 02:35:59,850
JIMMY:
I don't know.
2285
02:36:01,185 --> 02:36:04,855
Well, I'm not mad.
2286
02:36:08,568 --> 02:36:11,486
Well, I am, but I'm not.
2287
02:36:11,654 --> 02:36:13,196
You know?
2288
02:36:16,367 --> 02:36:18,535
I love you so much, Rose.
2289
02:36:18,703 --> 02:36:21,788
I'm not through asking my questions.
2290
02:36:26,377 --> 02:36:28,754
Why doesn't Claudia.. .
2291
02:36:29,505 --> 02:36:31,548
. .. talk to you, Jimmy?
2292
02:36:33,384 --> 02:36:34,968
Why?
2293
02:36:35,762 --> 02:36:37,637
Because we've.. . .
2294
02:36:38,931 --> 02:36:41,099
We both don't know. What do you mean?
2295
02:36:41,267 --> 02:36:43,435
No, I think you know.
2296
02:36:43,603 --> 02:36:45,020
Maybe. . . .
2297
02:36:46,814 --> 02:36:48,440
I don't.
2298
02:36:49,650 --> 02:36:52,069
Say it, Jimmy.
2299
02:37:00,995 --> 02:37:03,914
- I wanted to do that.
JIM: Well...
2300
02:37:04,082 --> 02:37:07,667
- That felt good, to do what I wanted to do.
- Yeah.
2301
02:37:09,295 --> 02:37:11,004
Can I tell you something?
2302
02:37:11,881 --> 02:37:13,131
Yeah, of course.
2303
02:37:13,925 --> 02:37:16,718
I'm really nervous
that you're gonna hate me soon.
2304
02:37:16,886 --> 02:37:19,846
You're gonna find stuff out about me,
and you're gonna hate me.
2305
02:37:20,014 --> 02:37:22,182
No. Like what? What do you mean?
2306
02:37:22,350 --> 02:37:26,228
You have so much,
so many good things...
2307
02:37:26,395 --> 02:37:28,355
. .. and you seem so together.
2308
02:37:28,523 --> 02:37:29,940
You're a police officer. . .
2309
02:37:30,108 --> 02:37:34,027
. .. and you seem so straight
and put together, without any problems.
2310
02:37:34,195 --> 02:37:36,738
- I lost my gun today.
- What?
2311
02:37:36,906 --> 02:37:38,240
I lost my gun today...
2312
02:37:38,407 --> 02:37:41,326
. .. and I'm the laughingstock
of a lot of people.
2313
02:37:41,744 --> 02:37:44,371
I wanted to tell you.
I wanted you to know.
2314
02:37:44,539 --> 02:37:46,331
And it's on my mind.
2315
02:37:46,499 --> 02:37:48,583
And it makes me look like a fool.
2316
02:37:48,751 --> 02:37:50,919
And I feel like a fool.
2317
02:37:54,715 --> 02:37:56,633
And you asked
that we should say things. . .
2318
02:37:56,801 --> 02:37:59,344
. .. say what we're thinking
and not lie about things.
2319
02:37:59,512 --> 02:38:02,973
Well, I can tell you that. This.
That I lost my gun today.
2320
02:38:03,141 --> 02:38:04,933
I'm not a good cop.
2321
02:38:05,101 --> 02:38:07,394
I'm looked down at, and I know that.. .
2322
02:38:07,562 --> 02:38:11,314
. .. and I'm scared that once
you find that out, you might not like me.
2323
02:38:14,861 --> 02:38:19,614
- Jim, that was so great.
- I'm sorry.
2324
02:38:19,782 --> 02:38:22,075
What you just said.
2325
02:38:25,288 --> 02:38:28,081
I haven't been on a date
since I was married, and.. .
2326
02:38:28,958 --> 02:38:31,585
. .. that was three years ago.
2327
02:38:31,752 --> 02:38:33,753
Claudia, whatever you wanna tell me. . .
2328
02:38:33,921 --> 02:38:36,756
. .. whatever you think
might scare me won't.
2329
02:38:36,924 --> 02:38:38,758
And I will listen to you.
2330
02:38:38,926 --> 02:38:42,429
I'll be a good listener to you
if that's what you want. You know?
2331
02:38:42,597 --> 02:38:44,097
You know? And I won't judge you.
2332
02:38:44,265 --> 02:38:46,850
I know I can do that sometimes,
and I won't.
2333
02:38:47,018 --> 02:38:50,604
And I can listen.
2334
02:38:50,771 --> 02:38:53,773
And you shouldn't be scared
of scaring me off. . .
2335
02:38:53,941 --> 02:38:59,321
. .. or whatever you think
that I think and on and on.
2336
02:38:59,488 --> 02:39:01,364
Say it, whatever it is, and I'll listen.
2337
02:39:01,532 --> 02:39:03,950
- You don't know how fucking stupid I am.
- It's okay.
2338
02:39:04,118 --> 02:39:06,286
- You don't know how crazy I am.
- It's okay.
2339
02:39:06,454 --> 02:39:08,872
- I got troubles.
- I'll take everything at face value.
2340
02:39:09,040 --> 02:39:12,167
- I'll be a good listener.
- I started this, didn't I? Didn't I? Fuck.
2341
02:39:12,335 --> 02:39:15,253
Whatever it is, just say it. You'll see.
2342
02:39:15,421 --> 02:39:16,838
You wanna kiss me, Jim?
2343
02:39:17,006 --> 02:39:18,381
Yes, I do.
2344
02:39:21,802 --> 02:39:23,803
Say it, Jimmy.
2345
02:39:26,807 --> 02:39:28,892
I think she thinks...
2346
02:39:29,060 --> 02:39:31,603
. .. that I may have molested her.
2347
02:39:33,856 --> 02:39:36,983
She thinks terrible things
that somehow got into her head. . .
2348
02:39:37,151 --> 02:39:39,277
. .. that I may have done.
2349
02:39:39,445 --> 02:39:43,823
She said that to me last time,
when it was...
2350
02:39:46,035 --> 02:39:50,997
Ten years ago, she walked out the door.
"You touched me wrong. I know that. "
2351
02:39:51,165 --> 02:39:57,254
Some crazy thought in her-
In her head.
2352
02:39:58,464 --> 02:40:00,674
Did you ever touch her?
2353
02:40:06,681 --> 02:40:07,764
I don't know.
2354
02:40:12,937 --> 02:40:16,356
- Jimmy.
- I don't know. I really don't.
2355
02:40:18,609 --> 02:40:21,194
But you can't say.
2356
02:40:23,197 --> 02:40:28,785
- Well, I don't know what I've done.
- Yes, you do. You do.
2357
02:40:31,330 --> 02:40:35,250
- But you won't say.
- I don't know.
2358
02:40:35,418 --> 02:40:39,546
What? What? Please. Please.
2359
02:40:39,714 --> 02:40:43,174
You deserve to die alone
for what you've done.
2360
02:40:43,342 --> 02:40:45,135
I don't know what I've done.
2361
02:40:45,303 --> 02:40:47,095
Yes, you do.
2362
02:40:47,263 --> 02:40:50,307
Rose, if I said that I knew,
would you stay?
2363
02:40:50,474 --> 02:40:53,852
- No.
- But I don't know what I've done.
2364
02:40:55,021 --> 02:40:57,230
You should know better.
2365
02:41:03,904 --> 02:41:08,033
Now that I've met you, would you object
to never seeing me again?
2366
02:41:08,200 --> 02:41:10,493
- What?
- Just say no.
2367
02:41:10,911 --> 02:41:13,496
- I won't say no. Wait, Claudia.
- Just say no.
2368
02:41:13,664 --> 02:41:16,124
- Claudia, what is it?
- Just let me go, Jimmy.
2369
02:41:16,292 --> 02:41:19,252
- What is it? Please, please.
- Please. It's okay. Just let me go.
2370
02:41:41,317 --> 02:41:43,610
FRANK
Why didn't you call?
2371
02:41:59,293 --> 02:42:02,587
I fucking hate you.
2372
02:42:04,632 --> 02:42:10,261
God damn you, fucking asshole.
2373
02:42:13,474 --> 02:42:15,558
Oh, God, you fucking asshole.
2374
02:42:15,726 --> 02:42:22,982
Don't go away, you fucking asshole.
2375
02:42:23,150 --> 02:42:28,321
Oh, God, don't go away,
you fucking asshole.
2376
02:42:45,089 --> 02:42:47,090
What am I doing?
2377
02:42:47,258 --> 02:42:53,346
What the fuck am I doing?
What the fuck am I doing?
2378
02:44:32,905 --> 02:44:36,407
Men who are vain
look at their bald spot and say:
2379
02:44:36,575 --> 02:44:40,954
"You know, I don't need anything.
I look great the way I am. "
2380
02:44:41,539 --> 02:44:45,583
Yes. Ladies,
if you want your husband or boyfriend to-
2381
02:45:10,484 --> 02:45:12,569
Oh, fuck.
2382
02:45:33,799 --> 02:45:35,842
JIM:
What?
2383
02:45:39,930 --> 02:45:42,432
What are you doing, dummy?
2384
02:45:43,183 --> 02:45:44,767
Oh, brother.
2385
02:47:56,817 --> 02:47:59,777
Oh, there are frogs falling from the sky.
2386
02:49:01,715 --> 02:49:04,550
You all know
you're not gonna spend $135 for it.
2387
02:49:04,718 --> 02:49:08,763
In fact, all you spend here
during this special TV promotion...
2388
02:49:08,931 --> 02:49:11,057
...is just $39-
2389
02:50:07,489 --> 02:50:09,782
JIM:
Come on. Come on.
2390
02:50:27,718 --> 02:50:30,636
Claudia, it's Mom! Open the door, honey!
2391
02:50:30,804 --> 02:50:34,390
Claudia! Claudia, are you there?
2392
02:50:35,142 --> 02:50:38,644
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy!
2393
02:50:38,812 --> 02:50:41,606
Oh, honey. All right. It's all right.
2394
02:50:41,773 --> 02:50:43,816
It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
2395
02:50:56,580 --> 02:50:58,581
This happens.
2396
02:50:58,749 --> 02:51:07,840
This is something that happens.
2397
02:52:26,044 --> 02:52:28,921
And there is the account
of the hanging of three men...
2398
02:52:30,048 --> 02:52:31,882
...and a scuba diver...
2399
02:52:32,050 --> 02:52:33,551
...and a suicide.
2400
02:52:43,061 --> 02:52:46,772
There are stories
of coincidence and chance...
2401
02:52:46,940 --> 02:52:50,067
...and intersections,
and strange things told...
2402
02:52:50,235 --> 02:52:53,738
...and which is which,
and who only knows?
2403
02:52:58,285 --> 02:53:00,119
And we generally say:
2404
02:53:00,287 --> 02:53:02,997
"Well, if that was in a movie,
I wouldn't believe it. "
2405
02:53:03,165 --> 02:53:07,877
Someone's so-and-so
met someone else's so-and-so, and so on.
2406
02:53:08,045 --> 02:53:10,921
And it is in the humble opinion
of this narrator...
2407
02:53:11,089 --> 02:53:13,716
...that strange things happen all the time.
2408
02:53:13,884 --> 02:53:15,718
And so it goes, and so it goes.
2409
02:53:15,886 --> 02:53:17,803
And the book says:
2410
02:53:17,971 --> 02:53:19,972
"We may be through with the past...
2411
02:53:20,140 --> 02:53:23,267
...but the past ain't through with us. "
2412
02:53:27,147 --> 02:53:29,315
PH IL:
I'm sorry, Jack.
2413
02:53:29,483 --> 02:53:32,318
It's the hospital calling about Linda.
2414
02:53:32,486 --> 02:53:35,529
- Who?
- Linda. She's in the hospital...
2415
02:53:35,697 --> 02:53:40,076
. .. and I figured you should probably
talk to them since you're here.
2416
02:53:41,203 --> 02:53:42,787
Hello?
2417
02:53:44,122 --> 02:53:45,873
Uh-huh. And what-
2418
02:53:47,834 --> 02:53:50,628
Okay. Okay.
2419
02:53:50,796 --> 02:53:52,171
Uh. . ..
2420
02:53:52,339 --> 02:53:54,673
Is she gonna be all right?
2421
02:53:58,470 --> 02:54:00,054
Where...?
2422
02:54:21,660 --> 02:54:24,328
You with us, Linda? Good.
2423
02:54:24,496 --> 02:54:26,705
It is Linda, isn't it?
2424
02:54:31,044 --> 02:54:34,463
Just relax. That's it.
2425
02:54:36,133 --> 02:54:38,175
You'll get through this.
2426
02:54:49,437 --> 02:54:51,063
Dad.
2427
02:54:54,276 --> 02:54:55,776
Dad.
2428
02:54:58,738 --> 02:55:01,240
Dad, you need to be nicer to me.
2429
02:55:03,535 --> 02:55:05,161
Go to bed.
2430
02:55:06,413 --> 02:55:09,039
You have to be nicer to me, Dad.
2431
02:55:12,878 --> 02:55:14,461
Go to bed.
2432
02:55:22,971 --> 02:55:25,806
I know I did a stupid thing.
2433
02:55:26,558 --> 02:55:28,809
So stupid.
2434
02:55:28,977 --> 02:55:31,312
Getting braces.
2435
02:55:31,479 --> 02:55:33,189
I thought... .
2436
02:55:34,774 --> 02:55:36,775
I thought he would love me.
2437
02:55:36,943 --> 02:55:39,862
Getting braces.
2438
02:55:40,030 --> 02:55:41,113
For what?
2439
02:55:41,281 --> 02:55:45,409
For something I don't even. . . .
2440
02:55:47,454 --> 02:55:50,497
I don't know where to put things,
you know?
2441
02:55:53,960 --> 02:55:56,712
I really do have love to give.
2442
02:55:56,880 --> 02:56:00,382
I just don't know where to put it.
2443
02:56:09,851 --> 02:56:13,562
A lot of people think this
is just a job that you go to.
2444
02:56:15,273 --> 02:56:18,567
Take a lunch hour. Job's over.
2445
02:56:18,735 --> 02:56:20,527
Something like that.
2446
02:56:22,447 --> 02:56:25,032
JIM:
But it's a 24-hour deal.
2447
02:56:27,077 --> 02:56:29,161
No two ways about it.
2448
02:56:30,288 --> 02:56:33,666
And what most people don't see...
2449
02:56:35,085 --> 02:56:39,004
...is just how hard it is
to do the right thing.
2450
02:56:42,133 --> 02:56:44,009
People think if I make a judgment call...
2451
02:56:44,177 --> 02:56:47,721
...that that's a judgment on them,
but that is not what I do.
2452
02:56:49,015 --> 02:56:51,350
And that's not what should be done.
2453
02:56:53,228 --> 02:56:55,854
I have to take everything...
2454
02:56:56,022 --> 02:56:58,357
...and play as it lays.
2455
02:57:03,029 --> 02:57:05,531
Sometimes people need a little help.
2456
02:57:05,699 --> 02:57:09,034
- supposed to be real good
at corrective oral surgery.
2457
02:57:13,790 --> 02:57:16,667
JIM:
Sometimes people need to be forgiven.
2458
02:57:23,341 --> 02:57:25,801
And sometimes they need to go to jail.
2459
02:57:27,220 --> 02:57:30,055
Call me about that guy
with the teeth, okay?
2460
02:57:31,308 --> 02:57:34,310
JIM:
And that is a very tricky thing on my part...
2461
02:57:36,187 --> 02:57:38,105
...making that call.
2462
02:57:41,901 --> 02:57:44,236
I mean, the law is the law...
2463
02:57:45,322 --> 02:57:47,865
...and heck if I'm gonna break it.
2464
02:57:54,914 --> 02:57:57,291
JIM:
You can forgive someone.
2465
02:58:04,507 --> 02:58:06,592
Well, that's the tough part.
2466
02:58:12,515 --> 02:58:14,767
What can we forgive?
2467
02:58:26,029 --> 02:58:28,113
Tough part of the job.
2468
02:58:31,618 --> 02:58:34,203
Tough part of walking down the street.
2469
02:59:31,553 --> 02:59:33,804
JIM:
I just wanted to come here...
2470
02:59:34,848 --> 02:59:37,266
To come here and say something.
2471
02:59:37,767 --> 02:59:40,978
Say something important.
Something that you said.
2472
02:59:42,063 --> 02:59:45,190
You said we should say things
and do things.
2473
02:59:45,358 --> 02:59:48,569
Not lie, not keep things back.
2474
02:59:48,736 --> 02:59:50,654
These are the things that tear people up.
2475
02:59:50,822 --> 02:59:52,865
Well, I'm gonna do that.
2476
02:59:53,992 --> 02:59:56,618
I'm gonna do what you said, Claudia.
2477
02:59:58,788 --> 03:00:01,540
I can't let this go.
2478
03:00:03,042 --> 03:00:05,043
I can't let you go.
2479
03:00:09,966 --> 03:00:11,717
Now, you...
2480
03:00:13,720 --> 03:00:15,888
You listen to me now.
2481
03:00:17,932 --> 03:00:20,267
You're a good person.
2482
03:00:22,479 --> 03:00:24,938
A good, beautiful person...
2483
03:00:25,106 --> 03:00:27,733
. .. and I won't let you walk out on me.
2484
03:00:29,652 --> 03:00:32,237
I won't let you say those things.
2485
03:00:32,989 --> 03:00:36,658
Those things about how stupid you are
and this and that.
2486
03:00:37,744 --> 03:00:40,120
I won't stand for that.
2487
03:00:42,373 --> 03:00:44,583
You want to be with me.. .
2488
03:00:46,920 --> 03:00:49,421
. .. then you be with me.
2489
03:00:52,091 --> 03:00:53,717
You see?
2490
03:00:54,305 --> 03:01:54,232
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