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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:03,092 Previously on Boston Legal. 2 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:04,864 I have an 80% chance of getting Alzheimer's? 3 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:07,406 Have you been feeling other symptoms lately? 4 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,408 Sometimes I feel a little foggy. 5 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:11,068 I don't seem to always get things. 6 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:14,113 We all know it. We laugh it off. We say, "Isn't the mad cow cute?" 7 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,377 At what point do we all admit the man needs help? 8 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:20,578 - The firm is going broke? - We may have to shut our doors. 9 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:22,245 Did I know this and forget? 10 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:24,187 You've been almost like a big sister to me. 11 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:26,691 If you knew this crazy Catherine Piper- 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,387 Do you think they considered me sane? 13 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,929 If only they could know you like I do. 14 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,863 [Elevator Bell Dings] 15 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,406 Um- 16 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:53,281 [Chattering] 17 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:57,323 Hello, dear. May I help you? 18 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,415 Yeah. I'm looking for a lawyer. 19 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:03,087 Uh, yes, I suspected as much. You're in a law firm. 20 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:05,723 Uh, what have you done, dear? 21 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:09,792 Well, I, uh- I got in to Harvard, and then- 22 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:12,770 A pretty little thing like you? Please! [Chuckles] 23 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:16,866 - Who'd we do, sweetheart? - Then they rescinded my admission... 24 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,934 and now I would like to sue them. 25 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,843 Of course you would. Uh, Katie. 26 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:26,284 Be a dear and help this young lady. Uh, Katie will help you, dear. 27 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:30,780 Why don't we go to the conference room? 28 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:33,257 Okay. 29 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:35,487 - Hello. - [Gasps] 30 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:41,194 - Who are you? - I'm Catherine, honey. Uh, who are you? 31 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,859 Carl Sack. May I help you? 32 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,097 I doubt it. Uh- 33 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:47,105 You strike me as pushy. 34 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:52,509 May I ask- and I think I may, being a senior partner... 35 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,513 just wh-wh-what- 36 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:57,573 - What are you doing here? - I work here, dear. 37 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,641 - You work here? - Yes, dear. 38 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:02,051 - Who hired you? - Shirley Schmidt did, dear. 39 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,613 She's my older sister. 40 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,558 I think if Shirley Schmidt had hired you, she would have told me. 41 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,824 Really? Does she tell you everything? 42 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,832 Did she tell you she went to Cabo for the week? 43 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:18,303 She did. And... she left me a contact number... 44 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:19,736 if you can imagine. 45 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,206 - Well, that's lovely. - [Cell Phone Rings] 46 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:25,335 Did she tell you her calls were being forwarded to her younger sister? 47 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:28,505 Hello. Who's calling, please? 48 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:31,175 Is it the pushy man? 49 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:36,377 - [Funk] - [Man Vocalizing] 50 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,890 [Man] Uh-huh 51 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,253 - All right - Boom. 52 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:46,322 Come on 53 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:47,991 [Lips Pop] 54 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,433 Come on All right 55 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,232 Well, yeah 56 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,740 Well, yeah 57 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,638 Outlaw 58 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:06,845 Okay, Denny. I want you to count backwards by sevens from a hundred. 59 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,445 - [Denny On Speaker] Why? - It's just a test. 60 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,821 [Scoffs] 100... 61 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,520 93, uh... 62 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:18,393 86, 81... 63 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,398 75- 64 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:24,459 Four. Four. I meant to say four. 1984. 65 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,529 - Like the Orwell- - Seventy-four. 66 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:29,268 Who the hell wrote that? 67 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,970 No. You-You were down to 74, not 84. 68 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:35,105 - Whatever. - Continue, please. 69 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:38,378 Seventy-four, 67. 70 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,612 Hell of a year. '67. The Sox won the pennant. 71 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,281 Jimmy Lonborg pitched a two-hitter, second game. 72 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:46,814 And Yaz plunked two out. Hell of a game. 73 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,862 Who pitched the first game of that World Series? 74 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:52,454 Jose Santiago against, uh, Bob Gibson. 75 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,467 Gibson pitched, uh, three times. Won the series. 76 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:58,003 Who's the best pitcher for the Sox this year? 77 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,904 Um- 78 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:04,603 Uh, uh- Don't tell me. Uh- 79 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:09,981 Josh Pecker. Hell of a pitcher, Pecker. [Laughs] 80 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,949 Who's the best hitter? 81 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:14,486 Uh, uh, that black guy. 82 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,682 Uh, the, um- Ortiz. David Ortiz. 83 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,817 He's halfblack, half Mexican, half Dominican. 84 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:23,157 Who's the president of the United States? 85 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,595 Barack Obama. 86 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:28,634 He's half Hawaiian, half Kenyan... 87 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:31,363 half black and half, uh... 88 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,530 Halle Berry. 89 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,972 It has progressed. Last year we were at stage three... 90 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:39,068 which is basically mild cognitive decline. 91 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,909 Now it's more like stage four, which is moderate. 92 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:44,006 Talk to me like I'm in the room, would you? 93 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,176 I am. 94 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:48,186 You remember yesterday very well... 95 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:51,223 but forming new memories is obviously more difficult. 96 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,555 Cut to the punch line. 97 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,322 You're in the early stages of Alzheimer's. 98 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:59,957 We're not talking about precursors anymore. 99 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,331 It's here. 100 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,073 [No Audible Dialogue] 101 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,316 Academic doping? 102 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:30,851 Yeah. Find a friend with a prescription for Ritalin or Adderall... 103 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:34,195 and you pop some pills to help study and stay focused the day of the S.A.T. 104 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:37,259 - And you did this? - Yeah. It's not illegal. 105 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,000 And how'd you do on the S.A. T? 106 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,542 I got a perfect score, and I was accepted to Harvard. 107 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:46,237 [Chuckles] Which is fairly newsworthy... 108 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:49,839 given I went to your average small-town public school. 109 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,384 I did an interview with the local paper... 110 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:56,548 where I was quoted as saying "Ritalin was a godsend when it came to test taking." 111 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:59,614 And that sparked a whole debate in the comments section. Is it ethical? Is it not? 112 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,252 And the Boston papers picked it up, and suddenly... 113 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:05,297 I'm in the middle of this controversy that Harvard wants no part of... 114 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,356 so they rescind my offer of admission. 115 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:08,525 [Purrs, Lips Pop] 116 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:11,570 Well, I believe taking a controlled substance... 117 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:14,071 without a prescription actually is illegal. 118 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,904 No, it's a study aid. Just one step above potent coffee. 119 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,141 So, what would you like us to do? 120 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:23,381 Get me reinstated at Harvard. 121 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:27,078 I didn't do anything to deserve this. 122 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,587 I mean, they're singling me out, and now no school will take me. 123 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:31,316 Where are your parents with all this? 124 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,655 Beyond devastated. 125 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,752 It was their dream to see their little girl go to Harvard. 126 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,557 I have to fix this. 127 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:45,502 I screwed it up. 128 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,562 I have to fix this. 129 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,574 What are you doing at my desk? 130 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:01,245 Oh. Oh. L- I was just straightening up. 131 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,686 That's what assistants do. 132 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,418 - You're not my assistant. - Yes, I am, dear. 133 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:09,325 No, I have an assi-Where is she? 134 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:11,124 - Oh, Francine? - Mm-hmm. 135 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:13,665 - I fired her. - You- 136 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:16,861 - Too pretty, too young. She's a distraction. - I'm calling Security. 137 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,962 Look, honey. You sure you want to make trouble for Shirley's sister? 138 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:21,836 I mean, after all- 139 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,604 Your name is Catherine Piper. You were fired for, among other things... 140 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:25,769 being psychotic. 141 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,336 I also have cancer, dear. 142 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:34,051 There. It's out. 143 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,851 I am desperate for a distraction. 144 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:40,392 Anything to occupy myself, well- 145 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,793 I'm sorry. I didn't come here to indulge- 146 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,990 You have cancer. 147 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:48,659 Not really, but I could get some, if you'd like. 148 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,929 [Chuckles] 911. 149 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:54,564 - Look. If I couldjust work here on a temporary- - [Cell Phone Rings] 150 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,507 Oh. Sorry. 151 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:01,240 911. What's the emergency? 152 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:05,049 How did- 153 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,184 I'm afraid they said no. 154 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,220 But... did you point out... 155 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:19,856 I didn't actually violate any policy or- 156 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:23,663 They're citing honesty, moral character. 157 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,500 - Everybody's doing it. - I realize that, but- 158 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,733 But you went public, Margie. We can take it to court... 159 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:31,572 but I wouldn't expect to be successful. 160 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,771 We have to try. 161 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,508 I have geared my whole life toward going to Harvard. 162 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:39,244 I just- 163 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:41,252 I need to try. 164 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,517 Please. 165 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:49,620 I don't know, Jerry. You say she didn't have a prescription. 166 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:52,027 All the kids are doing this, Alan- getting it without prescriptions. 167 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,623 Well, that's not much of an argument. 168 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,294 You could argue that rescinding her admission is arbitrary... 169 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,031 since they have no official policy. 170 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,369 Alan. Uh- 171 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,137 Hey, Jerry. Alan, there's a drug. 172 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,578 It's called, uh, dimebolin. Something like that. And I want it. 173 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:12,379 My doctor won't give it to me. It's from Russia. It stems off Alzheimer's. 174 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:14,316 - Denny, slow down. - I can't at the moment. 175 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,582 - I've taken a little too much Adderall. - Adderall? 176 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,749 See? That's what Margie takes. That and Ritalin. 177 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,314 Ritalin. I love Ritalin. 178 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,691 Denny, what did we agree on regarding your medicines? 179 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:26,425 - I would be in charge. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm the one with the Alzheimer's. 180 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,832 I'll take what I want. And right now I want dimebolin. 181 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,097 And you've gotta help me get it. 182 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,116 You okay, Jerry? 183 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:48,814 Academic doping. It has such a stigma to it. 184 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:52,085 What about emotional doping? 185 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,819 What do you mean? 186 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:58,262 That's what I do. Emotional doping. 187 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,799 I take my little helpers to- 188 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:05,161 Do you think it reflects poorly on my moral character? 189 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,296 - No. - What's the difference? 190 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:10,638 Well, your medication is prescribed, for one thing. 191 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,803 - Mostly. - And second, you have... 192 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:16,974 a specific diagnosed condition, Jerry- Asperger's syndrome. 193 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,711 Three years ago, you couldn't even make eye contact. 194 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:23,152 I take pills that affect my brain to help me perform better. 195 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:27,249 Jerry, I'm the first one to say we have an overmedicated society. 196 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,487 We've got three-year-olds on antipsychotics. 197 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,360 People who don't even have high cholesterol take statins. 198 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:36,299 People take sleep aids when maybe they shouldjust read a book or masturbate. 199 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,132 L-It's out of control. 200 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:41,367 But that's not to say that many drugs don't do a lot of good. 201 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:45,240 They save lives. People need drugs like insulin... 202 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,405 or blood pressure medicine to simply maintain their health. 203 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,881 And drugs help some people... 204 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:55,148 to live normal, productive lives who might otherwise not. 205 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,156 You fall into that category. 206 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,385 Popping pills to... 207 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:03,587 get better S.A.T. Scores- that's... 208 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,654 something different. 209 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,541 [Elevator Bell Dings] 210 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,804 - [Phone Rings] - [Chattering] 211 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:44,193 You are not working here, Catherine. That much has been decided. 212 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,603 Well, then what are we doing in your office? 213 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,607 Behind closed doors... 214 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:54,374 where you could sexually ravage me with no witnesses to say it didn't happen. 215 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:58,247 We're here because I'm told you're a friend of Alan's. 216 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,785 And, as a courtesy to him and you... 217 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,822 I thought I would at least give you an opportunity to explain... 218 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,050 why you're doing this. 219 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:10,587 I'm doing it because I'm old... 220 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,325 and I'm bored. 221 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,163 All my friends are dead. 222 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,966 It's not like I could go skiing or-or mountain climbing or- 223 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:25,739 Honestly, assuming I were qualified to be your assistant... 224 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:28,507 would you employ somebody my age? 225 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,072 Probably not. 226 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,846 I didn't think so. 227 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,615 I got that on tape, dear. 228 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,988 Now I can sue you for age discrimination. 229 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:45,292 - Best you keep me on. Avoid the controversy. - Get out, Catherine. 230 00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:02,474 I didn't cheat. I took medicine to help my brain function at its highest level. 231 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,982 You didn't have a prescription for the medication. 232 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:08,486 A dozen faculty members at Cambridge University... 233 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,522 admit to taking unprescribed Adderall... 234 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:14,320 to improve their own academic performance, but nobody's expelling them. 235 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:17,556 They're claiming it shows poor moral character. 236 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,999 And I reject that. Helicopter pilots take prescription stimulants to stay alert. 237 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:25,230 Medical interns take drugs for narcolepsy so that they can work all night. 238 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,999 Should we indict all of them as well? 239 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:30,064 All they've done is use a pharmacological tool... 240 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,337 so that they could do their work more effectively. 241 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:36,313 Certainly you're aware that Harvard has extremely high standards. 242 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,145 - Of course. - John F. Kennedy was a graduate. 243 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:40,344 - As was the Unabomber. - F.D.R. 244 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,886 Hitler's foreign press secretary. 245 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:45,481 Numerous literary figures. Emerson, Thoreau. 246 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,721 And the cardinal archbishop who shielded child molesters from prosecution. 247 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:51,160 For faculty you had Timothy Leary and his L.S.D. Experiments. 248 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,358 Miss Coggins, do you want to go to Harvard or not? 249 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,924 [Sighs] Yeah. 250 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,835 I do. 251 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,896 Desperately. 252 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:06,377 My point is, Harvard's not perfect, but neither am I. 253 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,278 But at every opportunity... 254 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:13,546 I endeavor to be the best possible version of myself. 255 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,610 And that's all I was doing by taking Ritalin. 256 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,652 [Siren Wailing] 257 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,789 The early trials have been encouraging. 258 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,959 - It's in the stage three trials now. - I want it. 259 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,798 - Well, you can't have it. - Why not? 260 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,805 Because it's not F.D.A. Approved. 261 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,932 - This drug is a long way- - I don't care. 262 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,306 Mr. Crane, I'm not allowed to prescribe this medication. 263 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,642 And even if I were and did, you still couldn't get it, since it hasn't been- 264 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,013 How long before it's available to the public? 265 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,746 My guess is at least two years, probably three. 266 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,948 - The F.D.A. Hasn't even analyzed the data- - l-I'll be dead in three years. 267 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:54,186 - Where's the drug? Who's got it? - Well, Pfizer just bought the rights. 268 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,990 But nobody can just say, "Okay, I'll give it to you." 269 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,929 It would be illegal to do so, unless you get yourself enrolled... 270 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,263 in a clinical trial, but I think it's fully booked. 271 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:10,238 Let's be fair. It's notjust the S.A. T. That gets a person admitted. 272 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,777 - Of course not. - Margie, in fact, is also a... 273 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:17,145 National Merit finalist, captain ofher swim team, class valedictorian. 274 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:21,050 [Woman] We get applications from thousands of National Merit finalists... 275 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,918 thousands of captains and thousands of valedictorians. 276 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,355 - But this one you offered admission. - Yes. 277 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,485 Until she admitted she'd used brain enhancement drugs. 278 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,223 As do thousands of other students. Do you have a way... 279 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,528 to weed all of them out of your applicant pool? 280 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,831 - No. - And there's actually no policy at Harvard... 281 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:41,669 explicitly forbidding what you term academic doping. 282 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,674 - Is there? - I think in future- 283 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:47,803 So, you intend to enforce future rules against her. Do you think that's fair? 284 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,371 We consider her actions to be immoral... 285 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,941 and we reserve our right to make our admissions decisions accordingly. 286 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,319 I've decided not to sue you. 287 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,225 How sweet. 288 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:09,632 Listen. That part about me being desperate for a distraction- that was true. 289 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,193 It isn't fair, Carl. 290 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:16,537 I have my health. L-And my mind is as sharp as- as- 291 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,841 Well, you people come up with all this medicine... 292 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,881 to- to keep us alive... 293 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:26,509 even thrive, and you don't know what to do with us. 294 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,788 I was thinking... 295 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,881 if I were to come up with something I could sue for... 296 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,416 something legitimate, and it could make the firm money- 297 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,498 I suppose... 298 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,228 if you had a legitimate cause of action... 299 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,860 then we would- 300 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,940 Drugs. [Mutters] 301 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,568 - They make them too expensive, while in Canada, you can- - No. 302 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:57,782 Inflation. Uh, uh, our social security payments don't keep pace with- 303 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,284 No. 304 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:05,722 - Look. Some jobs still have a mandatory retirement age. - No. 305 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:09,090 [Sighs] These are all legitimate. 306 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:12,688 Catherine, you have to have standing. 307 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,290 It has to directly impact you- 308 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,301 harm you. 309 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,895 Look how insensitive you're being. 310 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,636 This is exactly the problem. We'rejust shoved aside as a nuisance. 311 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,578 I can't even watch television shows, for God's sake... 312 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,138 because the networks consider me irrelevant. 313 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,947 It seems they don't program for anybody over 50. 314 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,581 Is it any wonder I'm out knocking over convenience stores? 315 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:42,093 You actually may have something there. 316 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,254 The networks- 317 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,797 they're supposed to serve the public. 318 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,138 Okay. Catherine, we'll take that case. 319 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,264 Really? 320 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,275 I'm over 50 myself... 321 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,005 and I want something to watch. 322 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,451 [Siren Wailing In Distance] 323 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,589 - How we doing? - Fine. 324 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,789 [Sighs] I got a hearing... 325 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,799 beforeJudge Peyton tomorrow. 326 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,858 We'll take our best shot. 327 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,973 Shirley's at the fat farm. You hear? 328 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,373 Why? She's not fat. 329 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,674 You know brides like to get all... 330 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,714 skinny before the wedding. 331 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,376 It's all about how they look in their dress. 332 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,644 Ah. 333 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:48,215 You know, the best part of having... 334 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,285 mad cow: 335 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,991 Sometimes- 336 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,057 not often- 337 00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,637 I think we're still together. 338 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:06,377 As delusions go, it's one of the better ones. 339 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,215 Are you gonna be okay, Denny, attending her wedding? 340 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,684 Yeah. Well- 341 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,322 What I'm not okay with is... 342 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,923 sitting on my ass while my brain rots. 343 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,469 I have a big problem with that though. 344 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,268 We go beforeJudge Peyton in the morning. 345 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,271 Yeah. You told me. 346 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,482 You gonna stay here all night, Jerry? 347 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,586 It's not even clear those drugs gave her all that much of an advantage. 348 00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,290 She scored in the 99th percentile... 349 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,389 on the practice test, which she took without the drugs. 350 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,094 - Jerry, she cheated. Let's not kid ourselves. - Most kids get... 351 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,103 a bigger advantage by taking the S.A.T. Prep program. 352 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,196 They actually can boost scores by 150 points. 353 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:11,731 - Those programs are legitimate. - And not affordable to kids like Margie. 354 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:15,109 Let's face it, Katie. The rich have such a leg up in this college racket. 355 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,740 According to one chancellor, in Ivy League schools, poorer applicants... 356 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,046 really only get a shot at 40% of the slots. 357 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,019 The rest are reserved for families of privilege. 358 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,454 But, Jerry, you cannot be a fan of academic doping. 359 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,292 I'm just saying... 360 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:32,296 life isn't an even playing field. 361 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,924 And for those who are... 362 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,798 weaker than- 363 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:40,599 Meaning you? 364 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,800 Jerry, you're not weaker than. You have Asperger's. 365 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,810 You have no idea... 366 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:49,073 how afraid I am to leave my apartment. 367 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:53,379 Every day, every morning... 368 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:57,616 I actually wonder, "Will I get out the door or not?" 369 00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,486 Seems you win that battle every day. 370 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,651 Yeah. On drugs. 371 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:14,467 You can't sue the networks. 372 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,632 The airwaves, Judge, are a public trust... 373 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,869 at least as far as the broadcast networks are concerned. 374 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,640 - That's why they're regulated. - It's still a business. 375 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,681 Bungee jumping might be regulated. 376 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,775 Are you saying that those outfits would have a duty to service the elderly? 377 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,786 No. That would be unreasonable. 378 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,846 But to require a broadcaster to program for everybody isn't. 379 00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:34,289 - Mr. Suck! - Sack. 380 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,520 Your Honor, there may have been a time when it made... 381 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,223 practical business sense to exclude the old, but not today. 382 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,028 Americans over 50 make up the fastest growing market. 383 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,728 - It's about money, not how many- - Really? Gee. 384 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,862 I would have never guessed that. 385 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:52,308 The baby boomers, now all over 50, earn two trillion in annual income. That's trillion. 386 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,868 Madison Avenue is after the discretionary spender. 387 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:58,143 Yes, and people over 50 account for half of that too. 388 00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,548 Choose your statistic. Go ahead. 389 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,814 I've got you. We've got more money. 390 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:06,881 We spend more money. We watch more television, go to more movies. 391 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,188 We buy more CDs than young people do... 392 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,924 and yet we're the focus of less than 10% of the advertising. 393 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,661 All the networks want to do is skew younger. Kid shows for kids. 394 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:20,694 You know, the only show unafraid to have its stars over 50 is Bo- 395 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:25,000 Gee, I can't say. It would, um, break the wall. 396 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,705 - Mr. Suck. - It's still Sack. 397 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,043 I can't tell the networks what shows to make. 398 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:32,743 No, but you can order them not to discriminate. 399 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:38,188 What they're doing intentionally excludes a class of society. That's bigotry. 400 00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:41,123 You know, we should be able to turn on our damn televisions... 401 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:45,357 and see something other than reality shows aimed at fourth graders... 402 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:49,196 game shows aimed at those slightly smarter than fifth graders... 403 00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:53,727 and scripted shows with dimwitted, sex-crazed twentysomethings... 404 00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,069 running around in suits or doctor scrubs. 405 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:59,736 Old people, the ones with intelligence, don't want to watch that crap. 406 00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:02,279 We're fed up! You know, the networks might think we're dead... 407 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,713 but we're not. 408 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:07,377 We're very much alive, with working brains. 409 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:10,444 Give us something to watch, damn it! 410 00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:19,089 You ready, Denny? 411 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,227 Denny. 412 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,340 What's wrong? 413 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,778 I must have nodded off. 414 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:40,113 I was... 415 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:42,449 dreaming about Shirley. 416 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:46,850 We were on a bench. 417 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,984 She asked me to marry her. 418 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:53,457 What a dream. 419 00:23:57,202 --> 00:24:00,137 Were my eyes closed when you came in? 420 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:04,365 Yeah. 421 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,636 You must have nodded off. 422 00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:13,181 You ready? We're due in court. 423 00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:33,999 Mr. Shore, the Supreme Court already ruled on this very issue. 424 00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:37,200 Uh, no, they didn't, Judge. The Supreme Court, in fact, refused to rule on it. 425 00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:39,209 They couldn't be bothered to even hear the case. 426 00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:42,474 I'm sure if one of their friends were dying, we would have had a different result. 427 00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:45,345 - Oh, come on. - Why can't Mr. Crane take the drug... 428 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:48,875 and simply assume all the inherent risks, ifhe so chooses? 429 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,888 Because we don't let people take drugs... 430 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:53,550 while they're still in the investigative stage- and with good reason. 431 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:56,150 Think of the potential for abuse. 432 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,924 Potential for abuse? What's the downside? 433 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,931 He could die? He's doing that anyway. 434 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,763 No, he isn't. He could live a long time with Alzheimer's. 435 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,326 - Which could be worse. - It's possible the disease could take years to progress. 436 00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:08,998 He could have many healthy years while we- 437 00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:12,134 There are all kinds of possibilities and choices. 438 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,440 Why can't they belong to the patient? 439 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,277 There is still so much that is still so unknown about dimebolin- 440 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,011 Yes. And we'll assume all of the risks. 441 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,918 - Do I ever get to speak? - I'd prefer you didn't. We're wasting precious time. 442 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,456 Mr. Shore, I am a superior court judge. 443 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,357 I have to take my cues from the appellate court. 444 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,792 On this issue, the law's clear. 445 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,695 A patient- even a dying patient- 446 00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:37,963 has no constitutional right to experimental treatment. 447 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,766 Now, do I agree with that precedent? No. Not really. 448 00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:42,807 So this is what I will do. 449 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:46,105 I'll certify it to the Massachusetts Supreme Court. 450 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,611 Maybe they can find the authority to give you what you want. 451 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,477 We are adjourned. 452 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,318 So now what? 453 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,654 We go to the state supreme court. 454 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:04,821 There's nine of them. Let's hope at least one has a relative who has an incurable disease. 455 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:20,467 When was the last time a pretty lady sat next to you and sucked on your earlobe? 456 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:26,313 And don't count the number of times you had to pay for it. 457 00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:28,409 How dare you. 458 00:26:28,486 --> 00:26:31,284 - I'm eating my lunch. - Oh, come on, sweetheart. 459 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:33,290 Throw an old lady a bone. 460 00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:37,351 You are... a shocking woman! 461 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:43,197 Look, Judge. I know this is- is ex parte or some-whatever- 462 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:47,170 some Latin term that means I can't gum your body parts- 463 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,206 but why don't you just give me... 464 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,765 something good to watch on TV? 465 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:54,141 I mean, the airwaves are a public trust. 466 00:26:54,212 --> 00:26:56,146 - Am I right? - Uh, Catherine, what are you doing? 467 00:26:56,214 --> 00:27:00,344 She's trying to suck on my ear. That's what she's doing! 468 00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:01,817 Outrageous! 469 00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:04,650 Catherine, go inside the courthouse. I'll meet you there. 470 00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:06,452 Now. 471 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,650 Get in. 472 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,457 [Clears Throat] I apologize, Judge. 473 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:19,560 Ask me, your client already watches too much television. 474 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,663 - Ah. - And that smutty mouth. 475 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,072 Sex, sex, sex, sex! 476 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,407 - Is that what you watch? - Silence! 477 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,073 [Chuckles] Ah. Well. You know, Judge, in addition... 478 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,548 to there being little for us to watch... 479 00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:35,051 most of it stinks. 480 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,645 - And it's partly this thing's fault. - What are you talking about? 481 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:40,452 Well, a lot of people are on it while they're watching. 482 00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:43,153 They no longer give television their undivided attention. 483 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:46,664 We're either on the phone or we're texting or on the Internet. 484 00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:50,394 So the producers- they dumb down the plots- 485 00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:54,097 make it easier to keep up with while their viewers multitask. 486 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,766 Really? 487 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,639 Kids nowadays watch an average of three hours of television a day. 488 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:04,410 That's while being distracted. People over 55-we watch six hours a day. 489 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:06,416 And we really watch. 490 00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:08,418 So, why aren't they programming for us? 491 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:11,614 You know? Come on. Do these idiots a favor, Judge. 492 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,783 Send these network bozos a clue. 493 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:17,419 Be a leader. We can't wait for Congress, after all. 494 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,623 Because, well, they're bozos too. 495 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,871 These are their minds they're messing with. 496 00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:34,707 We don't even know the long-term damage. 497 00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:37,646 Now, obviously, short of requiring urinalysis at the S.A.T.'s... 498 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,310 we can't monitor who is or isn't using. 499 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:44,685 But we can take a stand against the ones who are brazen about it... 500 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:47,384 who defend it as acceptable and fair. 501 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:50,451 Simply put, what Margie Coggins did... 502 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,462 was decidedly unfair. 503 00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,691 It's cheating. 504 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:57,496 Not in keeping with the ideals of Harvard. 505 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,969 [Jerry] I got in to Harvard. 506 00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:02,029 Most don't. 507 00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:04,598 Harvard rejects over 90% of its applicants. 508 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,076 That's 90% of the best high school students. 509 00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:10,512 The rest don't even bother applying. 510 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:15,144 The problem is, every parent wants their kid to go to Harvard. 511 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,348 Parents push, nudge- some kick. 512 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,983 Look at the climate we've created. 513 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:24,688 Eighty percent of honors and advanced placement students cheat. 514 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,926 Not once or twice, but on a regular basis. 515 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:30,832 She didn't. She didn't get the test answers ahead of time. 516 00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:33,803 She didn't copy her neighbor's paper. She used her own brain. 517 00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:37,933 Yes, she used a prescription stimulant to stay focused and alert. 518 00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:41,877 At least 30% of college students admit to doing the same thing. 519 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:46,383 Not only are there currently no laws against it, there are currently no rules. 520 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:50,251 These kids grow up in a pervasive drug culture. 521 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:54,018 We've got medications not just to treat diseases but simply to help you do things better... 522 00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,788 be it sex, urinating, digesting. 523 00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:59,489 We've got some to boost energy, others to help you sleep. 524 00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:03,056 Better life, more productive life through chemistry. 525 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:07,662 The drug we're talking about here is used off-label by many... 526 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:09,673 to boost brain power. 527 00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:15,338 Personally, I've tried medication to help with my Asperger's. 528 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,472 Some worked. 529 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:21,417 They made me feel safer emotionally. 530 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,477 Should I not get that right? 531 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:27,855 Or are drugs for emotions okay, but cognition, no? 532 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:30,895 Or should the rule be for disorder, yes... 533 00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:32,930 but enhancement, no? 534 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:36,694 - Where do you draw that line? - She didn't have a prescription for the one she took. 535 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,998 True, but many kids do this. She's no different. 536 00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:42,665 - Except she got caught. - She didn't get caught. She was simply honest about it. 537 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:47,541 Honesty. That's the infraction that's getting her bounced on moral character grounds. 538 00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:49,580 Hypocrisy might be a better word. 539 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:01,384 Oh! 540 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:18,270 ["Wedding March"Recessional] 541 00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:29,317 What are you doing? 542 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,446 I'm giving the bride away. Remember? 543 00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:33,717 - [Chuckles] - I'm practicing. 544 00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:36,055 [Stops] 545 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:38,095 I want to get it right. 546 00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:40,221 Ah. 547 00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:43,267 And she's gonna make a magnificent bride. 548 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:45,825 - For the seventh time. - [Chuckles] Yeah. 549 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:51,499 Need something? 550 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:56,138 Denny, the Massachusetts Supreme Court- they said no. 551 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,819 Any appeal? 552 00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:06,482 Well, to the U.S. Supreme Court, but they've already refused to hear this very argument. 553 00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:08,548 So- 554 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:10,992 - So now what? - I'm not sure. 555 00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,530 We can try to get you into the clinical trials. 556 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,227 - We could go to Russia. - We could. 557 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:20,965 Or we could go to Atlanta. I hear the Russians have kind of taken over Georgia... 558 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:22,973 so we could go to Atlanta. 559 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:25,532 It's another Georgia that the Russians have gotten involved with. 560 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:28,443 Then we'll go to the real Russia. They got magnificent salmon streams... 561 00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:31,744 and no fish farms. 562 00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:35,718 On a road trip. Can you imagine you and me... 563 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,311 on the loose in Russia? 564 00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:40,050 - That would be something. - Go fly-fishing with Putin... 565 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:42,115 Iook him in the eye, see his soul. 566 00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:45,560 Tell him to keep his big ugly head out of Alaskan airspace. 567 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:52,895 Right after the wedding. Off to Russia! 568 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,296 [Chuckles] 569 00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:10,983 All right. I can't solve... 570 00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:14,388 the brain enhancement debate with one ruling... 571 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,690 but in this case, the plaintiff didn't have a prescription. 572 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:20,526 What she did was illegal. 573 00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:23,226 I am not ordering Harvard to reinstate her. 574 00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:25,565 We're adjourned. 575 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,900 What do I do now? 576 00:33:28,973 --> 00:33:30,907 [Lips Pop] 577 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,948 What's this? 578 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,348 Well... 579 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:44,252 this would be a lecture, I guess. 580 00:33:45,923 --> 00:33:49,359 You said you geared your whole life toward getting in to Harvard. 581 00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:53,193 And now you think it's the end of the world that- 582 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:55,255 [Lips Popping] 583 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:58,894 It's this very uber-supercompetitive mentality... 584 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,666 that caused you to take the pills in the first place, Margie. 585 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:04,401 - Mr. Espenson, you did get in to Harvard. - And it changed nothing. 586 00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:07,808 I still popped, purred, hopped. 587 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,109 I was still ridiculed. Harvard didn't change it. 588 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:13,048 But I was so sure law school would. 589 00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:17,577 'Cause everybody respects lawyers. So I studied, studied, made top of my class. 590 00:34:17,655 --> 00:34:22,422 It changed nothing. But I was positive making partner would. 591 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:25,485 Well, guess what. [Chuckles] 592 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,758 None of it can give you self-acceptance. 593 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,391 For that you need- 594 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:34,234 - A different drug? - Exactly. And- No. No! 595 00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:37,297 For self-acceptance, you need to go to a far deeper... 596 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:41,573 perhaps darker, certainly scarier place. 597 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:44,513 Your problem, Margie, is your priorities. 598 00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:49,019 Harvard isn't going to give you what's most important in life. Trust me. 599 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:04,763 At first I thought this case was like every other case... 600 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:07,031 brought by this ridiculous law firm. 601 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,767 Ridiculous and outrageous. 602 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,935 But I can't ignore ageism... 603 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:17,606 is one of the last socially condoned bigotries. 604 00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:22,619 And it is rampant in this broadcast network business. 605 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,622 They consider those of us over 50 to be irrelevant. 606 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:29,649 How is it possible that we are not even a part of the target demo... 607 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:33,823 when we watch the most television and spend the most money? 608 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:36,833 My God. There are 87 million of us. 609 00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:40,530 And that number will grow by 31 million more by 2020. 610 00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:43,870 Are you really telling me that it doesn't make sense... 611 00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:46,409 to make television shows that we want to watch? 612 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:50,743 If I am to assume that the industry is not run by a bunch of idiots... 613 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:54,376 then I can only conclude that it's dominated by prejudice. 614 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,920 The case stands. 615 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,087 - [Gavel Raps] - Adjourned. 616 00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:07,063 Well, well, well. 617 00:36:07,131 --> 00:36:08,689 Congratulations, Catherine. 618 00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:12,668 You know, old people... 619 00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:15,570 have active sex lives too. 620 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,701 My trailer or yours? 621 00:36:27,785 --> 00:36:29,844 You are 622 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:33,288 So beautiful 623 00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:36,886 Oh, yeah 624 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,627 To me 625 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,233 You are 626 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:50,138 So beautiful 627 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:56,147 To me 628 00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:00,649 [Vocalizes] 629 00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:08,315 Denny. 630 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:11,651 Oh. Hey. 631 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:15,426 Carl. I was, uh... 632 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,392 just practicing. 633 00:37:20,538 --> 00:37:23,166 I want to give her away right. 634 00:37:26,143 --> 00:37:28,543 Listen. I, um- 635 00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:31,275 I appreciate you being such a- 636 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:35,577 well, a great sport about this. 637 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:38,417 I know that on some level- 638 00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:41,253 [Alan] What? Oh, byjiminy Christmas! Denny! 639 00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:45,091 - Denny, we're goin' back! We're goin' back! We're goin' back! - What are you- 640 00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:47,995 The case! I just got off the phone with the clerk's office. The Massachusetts- 641 00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:50,158 - Slow down. - We're on our way! 642 00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,600 - Russia? - Not Russia. 643 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,535 - Atlanta? - Washington! 644 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,539 The Massachusetts Supreme Court, on their own initiative... 645 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:58,541 petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court. 646 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,009 - This time they agreed to hear it. - Hear what? 647 00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:02,511 - Our case! - What? 648 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,138 We're going back to the Supreme Court! 649 00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:05,204 - When? - Next week! 650 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,614 - Next week? - Next week! 651 00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:08,117 - Oh! - Supreme Court! 652 00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:09,277 Supreme Court! 653 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:11,844 - Supreme Court! Supreme Court! - Sorry, Carl. 654 00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:13,719 - No. - Don't mean to exclude you. Supreme Court! 655 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,817 Supreme Court! Supreme Court! Supreme Court! Supreme Court! 656 00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:27,026 [Typing] 657 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:28,401 Working late again? 658 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:33,068 It's a myth the workload drops when you make partner. 659 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,738 Get out while you still can. 660 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,973 Jerry, can I say something? 661 00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:46,078 Your comment about you being weaker than- 662 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,524 I've been thinking about it, and I disagree. 663 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:53,085 I quite think you might be the bravest person I've ever met. 664 00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:56,358 - Why? - Just the way you take on... 665 00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:59,699 your various challenges every day. 666 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:01,761 There aren't many men like you, Jerry. 667 00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:08,601 Thanks. 668 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,506 How about we go for a drink? 669 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:15,779 We had a good day. 670 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,720 We actually lost, come to think of it. All the more reason. Shall we? 671 00:39:18,789 --> 00:39:20,950 As colleagues. 672 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,551 Jerry, let's go for a drink. 673 00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,289 I'll meet you by the elevator? 53758

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