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Previously on Boston Legal.
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I have an 80% chance
of getting Alzheimer's?
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Have you been feeling
other symptoms lately?
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Sometimes I feel a little foggy.
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I don't seem to always get things.
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We all know it. We laugh it off.
We say, "Isn't the mad cow cute?"
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At what point do we all admit
the man needs help?
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- The firm is going broke?
- We may have to shut our doors.
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Did I know this and forget?
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You've been almost
like a big sister to me.
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If you knew this crazy
Catherine Piper-
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Do you think
they considered me sane?
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If only they could
know you like I do.
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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Um-
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[Chattering]
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Hello, dear.
May I help you?
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Yeah. I'm looking for a lawyer.
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Uh, yes, I suspected as much.
You're in a law firm.
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Uh, what have you done, dear?
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Well, I, uh- I got in to Harvard,
and then-
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A pretty little thing like you? Please!
[Chuckles]
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- Who'd we do, sweetheart?
- Then they rescinded my admission...
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and now I would like to sue them.
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Of course you would.
Uh, Katie.
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Be a dear and help this young lady.
Uh, Katie will help you, dear.
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Why don't we go
to the conference room?
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Okay.
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- Hello.
- [Gasps]
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- Who are you?
- I'm Catherine, honey. Uh, who are you?
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Carl Sack. May I help you?
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I doubt it. Uh-
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You strike me as pushy.
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May I ask- and I think I may,
being a senior partner...
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just wh-wh-what-
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- What are you doing here?
- I work here, dear.
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- You work here?
- Yes, dear.
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- Who hired you?
- Shirley Schmidt did, dear.
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She's my older sister.
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I think if Shirley Schmidt had hired you,
she would have told me.
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Really? Does she
tell you everything?
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Did she tell you
she went to Cabo for the week?
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She did. And... she left me
a contact number...
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if you can imagine.
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- Well, that's lovely.
- [Cell Phone Rings]
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Did she tell you her calls were being
forwarded to her younger sister?
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Hello.
Who's calling, please?
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Is it the pushy man?
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- [Funk]
- [Man Vocalizing]
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[Man]
Uh-huh
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- All right
- Boom.
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Come on
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[Lips Pop]
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Come on
All right
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Well, yeah
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Well, yeah
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Outlaw
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Okay, Denny. I want you to count backwards
by sevens from a hundred.
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- [Denny On Speaker] Why?
- It's just a test.
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[Scoffs]
100...
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93, uh...
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86, 81...
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75-
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Four. Four. I meant to say four.
1984.
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- Like the Orwell-
- Seventy-four.
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Who the hell wrote that?
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No. You-You were down
to 74, not 84.
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- Whatever.
- Continue, please.
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Seventy-four, 67.
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Hell of a year. '67.
The Sox won the pennant.
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Jimmy Lonborg pitched
a two-hitter, second game.
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And Yaz plunked two out.
Hell of a game.
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Who pitched the first game
of that World Series?
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Jose Santiago against, uh,
Bob Gibson.
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Gibson pitched, uh, three times.
Won the series.
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Who's the best pitcher
for the Sox this year?
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Um-
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Uh, uh- Don't tell me. Uh-
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Josh Pecker. Hell of a pitcher, Pecker.
[Laughs]
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Who's the best hitter?
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Uh, uh, that black guy.
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Uh, the, um- Ortiz. David Ortiz.
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He's halfblack, half Mexican,
half Dominican.
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Who's the president
of the United States?
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Barack Obama.
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He's half Hawaiian, half Kenyan...
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half black and half, uh...
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Halle Berry.
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It has progressed.
Last year we were at stage three...
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which is basically
mild cognitive decline.
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Now it's more like stage four,
which is moderate.
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Talk to me like I'm
in the room, would you?
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I am.
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You remember yesterday very well...
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but forming new memories
is obviously more difficult.
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Cut to the punch line.
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You're in the early stages
of Alzheimer's.
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We're not talking about
precursors anymore.
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It's here.
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[No Audible Dialogue]
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Academic doping?
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Yeah. Find a friend with a prescription
for Ritalin or Adderall...
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and you pop some pills to help study
and stay focused the day of the S.A.T.
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- And you did this?
- Yeah. It's not illegal.
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And how'd you do on the S.A. T?
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I got a perfect score,
and I was accepted to Harvard.
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[Chuckles]
Which is fairly newsworthy...
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given I went to your average
small-town public school.
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I did an interview
with the local paper...
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where I was quoted as saying "Ritalin was
a godsend when it came to test taking."
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And that sparked a whole debate in
the comments section. Is it ethical? Is it not?
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And the Boston papers picked
it up, and suddenly...
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I'm in the middle of this controversy
that Harvard wants no part of...
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so they rescind my offer
of admission.
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[Purrs, Lips Pop]
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Well, I believe taking
a controlled substance...
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without a prescription
actually is illegal.
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No, it's a study aid.
Just one step above potent coffee.
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So, what would you like us to do?
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Get me reinstated at Harvard.
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I didn't do anything
to deserve this.
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I mean, they're singling me out,
and now no school will take me.
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Where are your parents
with all this?
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Beyond devastated.
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It was their dream to see
their little girl go to Harvard.
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I have to fix this.
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I screwed it up.
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I have to fix this.
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What are you doing at my desk?
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Oh. Oh. L- I was just
straightening up.
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That's what assistants do.
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- You're not my assistant.
- Yes, I am, dear.
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No, I have an assi-Where is she?
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- Oh, Francine?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I fired her.
- You-
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- Too pretty, too young. She's a distraction.
- I'm calling Security.
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Look, honey. You sure you want to
make trouble for Shirley's sister?
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I mean, after all-
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Your name is Catherine Piper.
You were fired for, among other things...
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being psychotic.
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I also have cancer, dear.
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There. It's out.
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I am desperate for a distraction.
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Anything to occupy
myself, well-
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I'm sorry. I didn't
come here to indulge-
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You have cancer.
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Not really, but I could
get some, if you'd like.
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[Chuckles]
911.
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- Look. If I couldjust work here on a temporary-
- [Cell Phone Rings]
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Oh. Sorry.
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911. What's the emergency?
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How did-
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I'm afraid they said no.
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But... did you point out...
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I didn't actually violate
any policy or-
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They're citing honesty,
moral character.
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- Everybody's doing it.
- I realize that, but-
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But you went public, Margie.
We can take it to court...
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but I wouldn't
expect to be successful.
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We have to try.
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I have geared my whole life
toward going to Harvard.
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I just-
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I need to try.
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Please.
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I don't know, Jerry.
You say she didn't have a prescription.
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All the kids are doing this, Alan-
getting it without prescriptions.
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Well, that's not much
of an argument.
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You could argue that rescinding
her admission is arbitrary...
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since they have no official policy.
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Alan. Uh-
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Hey, Jerry.
Alan, there's a drug.
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It's called, uh, dimebolin.
Something like that. And I want it.
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My doctor won't give it to me.
It's from Russia. It stems off Alzheimer's.
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- Denny, slow down.
- I can't at the moment.
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- I've taken a little too much Adderall.
- Adderall?
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See? That's what Margie takes.
That and Ritalin.
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Ritalin. I love Ritalin.
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Denny, what did we agree on
regarding your medicines?
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- I would be in charge.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm
the one with the Alzheimer's.
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I'll take what I want.
And right now I want dimebolin.
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And you've gotta help me get it.
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You okay, Jerry?
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Academic doping.
It has such a stigma to it.
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What about emotional doping?
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What do you mean?
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That's what I do.
Emotional doping.
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I take my
little helpers to-
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Do you think it reflects poorly
on my moral character?
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- No.
- What's the difference?
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Well, your medication
is prescribed, for one thing.
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- Mostly.
- And second, you have...
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a specific diagnosed condition, Jerry-
Asperger's syndrome.
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Three years ago,
you couldn't even make eye contact.
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I take pills that affect my brain
to help me perform better.
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Jerry, I'm the first one to say
we have an overmedicated society.
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We've got three-year-olds
on antipsychotics.
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People who don't even have
high cholesterol take statins.
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People take sleep aids when maybe
they shouldjust read a book or masturbate.
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L-It's out of control.
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But that's not to say that many drugs
don't do a lot of good.
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They save lives.
People need drugs like insulin...
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or blood pressure medicine
to simply maintain their health.
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And drugs help some people...
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to live normal, productive lives
who might otherwise not.
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You fall into that category.
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Popping pills to...
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get better S.A.T. Scores- that's...
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something different.
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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- [Phone Rings]
- [Chattering]
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You are not working here, Catherine.
That much has been decided.
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Well, then what are we doing
in your office?
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Behind closed doors...
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where you could sexually ravage me
with no witnesses to say it didn't happen.
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We're here because I'm told
you're a friend of Alan's.
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And, as a courtesy to him and you...
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I thought I would at least
give you an opportunity to explain...
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why you're doing this.
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I'm doing it because I'm old...
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and I'm bored.
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All my friends are dead.
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It's not like I could go skiing
or-or mountain climbing or-
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Honestly, assuming I were
qualified to be your assistant...
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would you employ somebody my age?
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Probably not.
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I didn't think so.
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I got that on tape, dear.
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Now I can sue you
for age discrimination.
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- Best you keep me on. Avoid the controversy.
- Get out, Catherine.
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I didn't cheat. I took medicine to help
my brain function at its highest level.
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You didn't have a prescription
for the medication.
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A dozen faculty members
at Cambridge University...
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admit to taking
unprescribed Adderall...
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to improve their own academic performance,
but nobody's expelling them.
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They're claiming it shows
poor moral character.
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And I reject that. Helicopter pilots
take prescription stimulants to stay alert.
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Medical interns take drugs for narcolepsy
so that they can work all night.
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Should we indict
all of them as well?
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All they've done is use
a pharmacological tool...
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so that they could
do their work more effectively.
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Certainly you're aware that Harvard
has extremely high standards.
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- Of course.
- John F. Kennedy was a graduate.
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- As was the Unabomber.
- F.D.R.
244
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Hitler's foreign press secretary.
245
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:45,481
Numerous literary figures.
Emerson, Thoreau.
246
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,721
And the cardinal archbishop who shielded
child molesters from prosecution.
247
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:51,160
For faculty you had Timothy Leary
and his L.S.D. Experiments.
248
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Miss Coggins, do you want to
go to Harvard or not?
249
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[Sighs]
Yeah.
250
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I do.
251
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,896
Desperately.
252
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:06,377
My point is, Harvard's not perfect,
but neither am I.
253
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,278
But at every opportunity...
254
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:13,546
I endeavor to be the best possible
version of myself.
255
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,610
And that's all I was doing
by taking Ritalin.
256
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,652
[Siren Wailing]
257
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,789
The early trials
have been encouraging.
258
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,959
- It's in the stage three trials now.
- I want it.
259
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,798
- Well, you can't have it.
- Why not?
260
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,805
Because it's not F.D.A. Approved.
261
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,932
- This drug is a long way-
- I don't care.
262
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,306
Mr. Crane, I'm not allowed
to prescribe this medication.
263
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,642
And even if I were and did, you still
couldn't get it, since it hasn't been-
264
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,013
How long before it's
available to the public?
265
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,746
My guess is at least two years,
probably three.
266
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,948
- The F.D.A. Hasn't even analyzed the data-
- l-I'll be dead in three years.
267
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:54,186
- Where's the drug? Who's got it?
- Well, Pfizer just bought the rights.
268
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,990
But nobody can just say,
"Okay, I'll give it to you."
269
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,929
It would be illegal to do so,
unless you get yourself enrolled...
270
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,263
in a clinical trial,
but I think it's fully booked.
271
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:10,238
Let's be fair. It's notjust the S.A. T.
That gets a person admitted.
272
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,777
- Of course not.
- Margie, in fact, is also a...
273
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:17,145
National Merit finalist,
captain ofher swim team, class valedictorian.
274
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:21,050
[Woman] We get applications from
thousands of National Merit finalists...
275
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,918
thousands of captains
and thousands of valedictorians.
276
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,355
- But this one you offered admission.
- Yes.
277
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,485
Until she admitted
she'd used brain enhancement drugs.
278
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,223
As do thousands of other students.
Do you have a way...
279
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,528
to weed all of them
out of your applicant pool?
280
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,831
- No.
- And there's actually no policy at Harvard...
281
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:41,669
explicitly forbidding
what you term academic doping.
282
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,674
- Is there?
- I think in future-
283
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:47,803
So, you intend to enforce future rules
against her. Do you think that's fair?
284
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,371
We consider her actions
to be immoral...
285
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,941
and we reserve our right to make
our admissions decisions accordingly.
286
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,319
I've decided not to sue you.
287
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,225
How sweet.
288
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:09,632
Listen. That part about me being desperate
for a distraction- that was true.
289
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,193
It isn't fair, Carl.
290
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:16,537
I have my health.
L-And my mind is as sharp as- as-
291
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,841
Well, you people come up
with all this medicine...
292
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,881
to- to keep us alive...
293
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:26,509
even thrive, and you don't know
what to do with us.
294
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,788
I was thinking...
295
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,881
if I were to come up with
something I could sue for...
296
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,416
something legitimate,
and it could make the firm money-
297
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,498
I suppose...
298
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,228
if you had a legitimate
cause of action...
299
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,860
then we would-
300
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,940
Drugs.
[Mutters]
301
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,568
- They make them too expensive,
while in Canada, you can-
- No.
302
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:57,782
Inflation. Uh, uh, our social security payments
don't keep pace with-
303
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,284
No.
304
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:05,722
- Look. Some jobs still have
a mandatory retirement age.
- No.
305
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:09,090
[Sighs]
These are all legitimate.
306
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:12,688
Catherine, you have
to have standing.
307
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,290
It has to directly
impact you-
308
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,301
harm you.
309
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,895
Look how insensitive you're being.
310
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,636
This is exactly the problem.
We'rejust shoved aside as a nuisance.
311
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,578
I can't even watch
television shows, for God's sake...
312
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,138
because the networks
consider me irrelevant.
313
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,947
It seems they don't program
for anybody over 50.
314
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,581
Is it any wonder
I'm out knocking over convenience stores?
315
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:42,093
You actually may have
something there.
316
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,254
The networks-
317
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,797
they're supposed to
serve the public.
318
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,138
Okay. Catherine,
we'll take that case.
319
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,264
Really?
320
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,275
I'm over 50 myself...
321
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,005
and I want something to watch.
322
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,451
[Siren Wailing In Distance]
323
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,589
- How we doing?
- Fine.
324
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,789
[Sighs]
I got a hearing...
325
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,799
beforeJudge Peyton tomorrow.
326
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,858
We'll take our best shot.
327
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,973
Shirley's at the fat farm.
You hear?
328
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,373
Why? She's not fat.
329
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,674
You know brides like to get all...
330
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,714
skinny before the wedding.
331
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,376
It's all about how
they look in their dress.
332
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,644
Ah.
333
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:48,215
You know, the best part of having...
334
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,285
mad cow:
335
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,991
Sometimes-
336
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,057
not often-
337
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,637
I think we're still together.
338
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:06,377
As delusions go,
it's one of the better ones.
339
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,215
Are you gonna be okay, Denny,
attending her wedding?
340
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,684
Yeah. Well-
341
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,322
What I'm not okay with is...
342
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,923
sitting on my ass
while my brain rots.
343
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,469
I have a big problem
with that though.
344
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,268
We go beforeJudge Peyton
in the morning.
345
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,271
Yeah. You told me.
346
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,482
You gonna stay here
all night, Jerry?
347
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,586
It's not even clear those drugs gave her
all that much of an advantage.
348
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,290
She scored in the 99th percentile...
349
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,389
on the practice test,
which she took without the drugs.
350
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,094
- Jerry, she cheated. Let's not kid ourselves.
- Most kids get...
351
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,103
a bigger advantage by taking
the S.A.T. Prep program.
352
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,196
They actually can boost
scores by 150 points.
353
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:11,731
- Those programs are legitimate.
- And not affordable to kids like Margie.
354
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:15,109
Let's face it, Katie. The rich have
such a leg up in this college racket.
355
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,740
According to one chancellor,
in Ivy League schools, poorer applicants...
356
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,046
really only get a shot
at 40% of the slots.
357
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,019
The rest are reserved
for families of privilege.
358
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,454
But, Jerry, you cannot
be a fan of academic doping.
359
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,292
I'm just saying...
360
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:32,296
life isn't an even playing field.
361
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,924
And for those who are...
362
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,798
weaker than-
363
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:40,599
Meaning you?
364
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,800
Jerry, you're not weaker than.
You have Asperger's.
365
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,810
You have no idea...
366
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:49,073
how afraid I am
to leave my apartment.
367
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:53,379
Every day, every morning...
368
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:57,616
I actually wonder,
"Will I get out the door or not?"
369
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,486
Seems you win that battle every day.
370
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,651
Yeah. On drugs.
371
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:14,467
You can't sue the networks.
372
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,632
The airwaves, Judge,
are a public trust...
373
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,869
at least as far as the broadcast
networks are concerned.
374
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,640
- That's why they're regulated.
- It's still a business.
375
00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,681
Bungee jumping might be regulated.
376
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,775
Are you saying that those outfits
would have a duty to service the elderly?
377
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,786
No. That would be unreasonable.
378
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,846
But to require a broadcaster
to program for everybody isn't.
379
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:34,289
- Mr. Suck!
- Sack.
380
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,520
Your Honor, there may have been
a time when it made...
381
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,223
practical business sense
to exclude the old, but not today.
382
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,028
Americans over 50 make up
the fastest growing market.
383
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,728
- It's about money, not how many-
- Really? Gee.
384
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,862
I would have never guessed that.
385
00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:52,308
The baby boomers, now all over 50, earn
two trillion in annual income. That's trillion.
386
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,868
Madison Avenue is after
the discretionary spender.
387
00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:58,143
Yes, and people over 50
account for half of that too.
388
00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,548
Choose your statistic.
Go ahead.
389
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,814
I've got you.
We've got more money.
390
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:06,881
We spend more money.
We watch more television, go to more movies.
391
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,188
We buy more CDs
than young people do...
392
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,924
and yet we're the focus
of less than 10% of the advertising.
393
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,661
All the networks want to do
is skew younger. Kid shows for kids.
394
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:20,694
You know, the only show unafraid
to have its stars over 50 is Bo-
395
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:25,000
Gee, I can't say.
It would, um, break the wall.
396
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,705
- Mr. Suck.
- It's still Sack.
397
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,043
I can't tell the networks
what shows to make.
398
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:32,743
No, but you can order them
not to discriminate.
399
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:38,188
What they're doing intentionally excludes
a class of society. That's bigotry.
400
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:41,123
You know, we should be able to
turn on our damn televisions...
401
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:45,357
and see something other than
reality shows aimed at fourth graders...
402
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:49,196
game shows aimed at those
slightly smarter than fifth graders...
403
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:53,727
and scripted shows with dimwitted,
sex-crazed twentysomethings...
404
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,069
running around in suits
or doctor scrubs.
405
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:59,736
Old people, the ones with intelligence,
don't want to watch that crap.
406
00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:02,279
We're fed up! You know,
the networks might think we're dead...
407
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,713
but we're not.
408
00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:07,377
We're very much alive,
with working brains.
409
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:10,444
Give us something to watch, damn it!
410
00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:19,089
You ready, Denny?
411
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,227
Denny.
412
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,340
What's wrong?
413
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,778
I must have nodded off.
414
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:40,113
I was...
415
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:42,449
dreaming about Shirley.
416
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:46,850
We were on a bench.
417
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,984
She asked me to marry her.
418
00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:53,457
What a dream.
419
00:23:57,202 --> 00:24:00,137
Were my eyes closed
when you came in?
420
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:04,365
Yeah.
421
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,636
You must have nodded off.
422
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:13,181
You ready?
We're due in court.
423
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:33,999
Mr. Shore, the Supreme Court
already ruled on this very issue.
424
00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:37,200
Uh, no, they didn't, Judge. The Supreme Court,
in fact, refused to rule on it.
425
00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:39,209
They couldn't be bothered
to even hear the case.
426
00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:42,474
I'm sure if one of their friends were dying,
we would have had a different result.
427
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:45,345
- Oh, come on.
- Why can't Mr. Crane take the drug...
428
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:48,875
and simply assume all
the inherent risks, ifhe so chooses?
429
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,888
Because we don't
let people take drugs...
430
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:53,550
while they're still in the investigative stage-
and with good reason.
431
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:56,150
Think of the potential for abuse.
432
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,924
Potential for abuse?
What's the downside?
433
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,931
He could die?
He's doing that anyway.
434
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,763
No, he isn't. He could live
a long time with Alzheimer's.
435
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,326
- Which could be worse.
- It's possible the disease
could take years to progress.
436
00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:08,998
He could have many
healthy years while we-
437
00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:12,134
There are all kinds of
possibilities and choices.
438
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,440
Why can't they belong
to the patient?
439
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,277
There is still so much that is still
so unknown about dimebolin-
440
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,011
Yes. And we'll assume
all of the risks.
441
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,918
- Do I ever get to speak?
- I'd prefer you didn't. We're wasting precious time.
442
00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,456
Mr. Shore, I am
a superior court judge.
443
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,357
I have to take my cues
from the appellate court.
444
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,792
On this issue, the law's clear.
445
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,695
A patient-
even a dying patient-
446
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:37,963
has no constitutional right
to experimental treatment.
447
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,766
Now, do I agree with that
precedent? No. Not really.
448
00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:42,807
So this is what I will do.
449
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:46,105
I'll certify it to
the Massachusetts Supreme Court.
450
00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,611
Maybe they can find the authority
to give you what you want.
451
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,477
We are adjourned.
452
00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,318
So now what?
453
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,654
We go to the state supreme court.
454
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:04,821
There's nine of them. Let's hope at least
one has a relative who has an incurable disease.
455
00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:20,467
When was the last time a pretty lady
sat next to you and sucked on your earlobe?
456
00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:26,313
And don't count the number of times
you had to pay for it.
457
00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:28,409
How dare you.
458
00:26:28,486 --> 00:26:31,284
- I'm eating my lunch.
- Oh, come on, sweetheart.
459
00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:33,290
Throw an old lady a bone.
460
00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:37,351
You are...
a shocking woman!
461
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:43,197
Look, Judge. I know this is-
is ex parte or some-whatever-
462
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:47,170
some Latin term that means
I can't gum your body parts-
463
00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,206
but why don't you just give me...
464
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,765
something good to watch on TV?
465
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:54,141
I mean, the airwaves
are a public trust.
466
00:26:54,212 --> 00:26:56,146
- Am I right?
- Uh, Catherine, what are you doing?
467
00:26:56,214 --> 00:27:00,344
She's trying to suck on my ear.
That's what she's doing!
468
00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:01,817
Outrageous!
469
00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:04,650
Catherine, go inside the courthouse.
I'll meet you there.
470
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:06,452
Now.
471
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,650
Get in.
472
00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,457
[Clears Throat]
I apologize, Judge.
473
00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:19,560
Ask me, your client already
watches too much television.
474
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,663
- Ah.
- And that smutty mouth.
475
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,072
Sex, sex, sex, sex!
476
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,407
- Is that what you watch?
- Silence!
477
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,073
[Chuckles]
Ah. Well. You know, Judge, in addition...
478
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,548
to there being
little for us to watch...
479
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:35,051
most of it stinks.
480
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,645
- And it's partly this thing's fault.
- What are you talking about?
481
00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:40,452
Well, a lot of people are on it while
they're watching.
482
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:43,153
They no longer give television
their undivided attention.
483
00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:46,664
We're either on the phone
or we're texting or on the Internet.
484
00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:50,394
So the producers-
they dumb down the plots-
485
00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:54,097
make it easier to keep up with
while their viewers multitask.
486
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,766
Really?
487
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,639
Kids nowadays watch an average
of three hours of television a day.
488
00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:04,410
That's while being distracted.
People over 55-we watch six hours a day.
489
00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:06,416
And we really watch.
490
00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:08,418
So, why aren't they
programming for us?
491
00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:11,614
You know? Come on.
Do these idiots a favor, Judge.
492
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,783
Send these network bozos a clue.
493
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:17,419
Be a leader.
We can't wait for Congress, after all.
494
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,623
Because, well, they're bozos too.
495
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,871
These are their minds
they're messing with.
496
00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:34,707
We don't even know
the long-term damage.
497
00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:37,646
Now, obviously, short of
requiring urinalysis at the S.A.T.'s...
498
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,310
we can't monitor
who is or isn't using.
499
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:44,685
But we can take a stand against the ones
who are brazen about it...
500
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:47,384
who defend it
as acceptable and fair.
501
00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:50,451
Simply put,
what Margie Coggins did...
502
00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,462
was decidedly unfair.
503
00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,691
It's cheating.
504
00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:57,496
Not in keeping with
the ideals of Harvard.
505
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,969
[Jerry]
I got in to Harvard.
506
00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:02,029
Most don't.
507
00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:04,598
Harvard rejects over 90%
of its applicants.
508
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,076
That's 90% of the best
high school students.
509
00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:10,512
The rest don't even bother applying.
510
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:15,144
The problem is, every parent
wants their kid to go to Harvard.
511
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,348
Parents push, nudge- some kick.
512
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,983
Look at the climate we've created.
513
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:24,688
Eighty percent of honors
and advanced placement students cheat.
514
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,926
Not once or twice,
but on a regular basis.
515
00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:30,832
She didn't. She didn't
get the test answers ahead of time.
516
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:33,803
She didn't copy her neighbor's paper.
She used her own brain.
517
00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:37,933
Yes, she used a prescription stimulant
to stay focused and alert.
518
00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:41,877
At least 30% of college students
admit to doing the same thing.
519
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:46,383
Not only are there currently no laws
against it, there are currently no rules.
520
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:50,251
These kids grow up
in a pervasive drug culture.
521
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:54,018
We've got medications not just to treat
diseases but simply to help you do things better...
522
00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,788
be it sex, urinating, digesting.
523
00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:59,489
We've got some to boost energy,
others to help you sleep.
524
00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:03,056
Better life, more productive
life through chemistry.
525
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:07,662
The drug we're talking about here
is used off-label by many...
526
00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:09,673
to boost brain power.
527
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:15,338
Personally, I've tried medication
to help with my Asperger's.
528
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,472
Some worked.
529
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:21,417
They made me feel safer emotionally.
530
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,477
Should I not get that right?
531
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:27,855
Or are drugs for emotions okay,
but cognition, no?
532
00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:30,895
Or should the rule be
for disorder, yes...
533
00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:32,930
but enhancement, no?
534
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:36,694
- Where do you draw that line?
- She didn't have a prescription
for the one she took.
535
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,998
True, but many kids do this.
She's no different.
536
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:42,665
- Except she got caught.
- She didn't get caught. She was
simply honest about it.
537
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:47,541
Honesty. That's the infraction that's getting
her bounced on moral character grounds.
538
00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:49,580
Hypocrisy might be a better word.
539
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:01,384
Oh!
540
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:18,270
["Wedding March"Recessional]
541
00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:29,317
What are you doing?
542
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,446
I'm giving the bride away.
Remember?
543
00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:33,717
- [Chuckles]
- I'm practicing.
544
00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:36,055
[Stops]
545
00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:38,095
I want to get it right.
546
00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:40,221
Ah.
547
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:43,267
And she's gonna make
a magnificent bride.
548
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:45,825
- For the seventh time.
- [Chuckles] Yeah.
549
00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:51,499
Need something?
550
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:56,138
Denny, the Massachusetts
Supreme Court- they said no.
551
00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,819
Any appeal?
552
00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:06,482
Well, to the U.S. Supreme Court, but they've
already refused to hear this very argument.
553
00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:08,548
So-
554
00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:10,992
- So now what?
- I'm not sure.
555
00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,530
We can try to get you
into the clinical trials.
556
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,227
- We could go to Russia.
- We could.
557
00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:20,965
Or we could go to Atlanta. I hear the Russians
have kind of taken over Georgia...
558
00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:22,973
so we could go to Atlanta.
559
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:25,532
It's another Georgia that the Russians
have gotten involved with.
560
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:28,443
Then we'll go to the real Russia.
They got magnificent salmon streams...
561
00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:31,744
and no fish farms.
562
00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:35,718
On a road trip.
Can you imagine you and me...
563
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,311
on the loose in Russia?
564
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:40,050
- That would be something.
- Go fly-fishing with Putin...
565
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:42,115
Iook him in the eye, see his soul.
566
00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:45,560
Tell him to keep his big ugly head
out of Alaskan airspace.
567
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:52,895
Right after the wedding.
Off to Russia!
568
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,296
[Chuckles]
569
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:10,983
All right. I can't solve...
570
00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:14,388
the brain enhancement debate
with one ruling...
571
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,690
but in this case,
the plaintiff didn't have a prescription.
572
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:20,526
What she did was illegal.
573
00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:23,226
I am not ordering Harvard
to reinstate her.
574
00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:25,565
We're adjourned.
575
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,900
What do I do now?
576
00:33:28,973 --> 00:33:30,907
[Lips Pop]
577
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,948
What's this?
578
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,348
Well...
579
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:44,252
this would be a lecture, I guess.
580
00:33:45,923 --> 00:33:49,359
You said you geared your whole life
toward getting in to Harvard.
581
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:53,193
And now you think it's
the end of the world that-
582
00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:55,255
[Lips Popping]
583
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:58,894
It's this very uber-supercompetitive
mentality...
584
00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,666
that caused you to take the pills
in the first place, Margie.
585
00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:04,401
- Mr. Espenson, you did get in to Harvard.
- And it changed nothing.
586
00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:07,808
I still popped, purred, hopped.
587
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,109
I was still ridiculed.
Harvard didn't change it.
588
00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:13,048
But I was so sure law school would.
589
00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:17,577
'Cause everybody respects lawyers.
So I studied, studied, made top of my class.
590
00:34:17,655 --> 00:34:22,422
It changed nothing.
But I was positive making partner would.
591
00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:25,485
Well, guess what.
[Chuckles]
592
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,758
None of it can give you
self-acceptance.
593
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,391
For that you need-
594
00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:34,234
- A different drug?
- Exactly. And- No. No!
595
00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:37,297
For self-acceptance,
you need to go to a far deeper...
596
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:41,573
perhaps darker,
certainly scarier place.
597
00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:44,513
Your problem, Margie,
is your priorities.
598
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:49,019
Harvard isn't going to give you
what's most important in life. Trust me.
599
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:04,763
At first I thought this case
was like every other case...
600
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:07,031
brought by this ridiculous law firm.
601
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,767
Ridiculous and outrageous.
602
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,935
But I can't ignore ageism...
603
00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:17,606
is one of the last socially
condoned bigotries.
604
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:22,619
And it is rampant in this
broadcast network business.
605
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,622
They consider those of us
over 50 to be irrelevant.
606
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:29,649
How is it possible that we are not even
a part of the target demo...
607
00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:33,823
when we watch the most television
and spend the most money?
608
00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:36,833
My God. There are 87 million of us.
609
00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:40,530
And that number will grow
by 31 million more by 2020.
610
00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:43,870
Are you really telling me
that it doesn't make sense...
611
00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:46,409
to make television shows
that we want to watch?
612
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:50,743
If I am to assume that the industry
is not run by a bunch of idiots...
613
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:54,376
then I can only conclude
that it's dominated by prejudice.
614
00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,920
The case stands.
615
00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,087
- [Gavel Raps]
- Adjourned.
616
00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:07,063
Well, well, well.
617
00:36:07,131 --> 00:36:08,689
Congratulations, Catherine.
618
00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:12,668
You know, old people...
619
00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:15,570
have active sex lives too.
620
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,701
My trailer or yours?
621
00:36:27,785 --> 00:36:29,844
You are
622
00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:33,288
So beautiful
623
00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:36,886
Oh, yeah
624
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,627
To me
625
00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,233
You are
626
00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:50,138
So beautiful
627
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:56,147
To me
628
00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:00,649
[Vocalizes]
629
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:08,315
Denny.
630
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:11,651
Oh. Hey.
631
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:15,426
Carl. I was, uh...
632
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,392
just practicing.
633
00:37:20,538 --> 00:37:23,166
I want to give her away right.
634
00:37:26,143 --> 00:37:28,543
Listen. I, um-
635
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:31,275
I appreciate you being
such a-
636
00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:35,577
well, a great sport about this.
637
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:38,417
I know that on some level-
638
00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:41,253
[Alan]
What? Oh, byjiminy Christmas! Denny!
639
00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:45,091
- Denny, we're goin' back! We're
goin' back! We're goin' back!
- What are you-
640
00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:47,995
The case! I just got off the phone
with the clerk's office. The Massachusetts-
641
00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:50,158
- Slow down.
- We're on our way!
642
00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,600
- Russia?
- Not Russia.
643
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,535
- Atlanta?
- Washington!
644
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,539
The Massachusetts Supreme Court,
on their own initiative...
645
00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:58,541
petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court.
646
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,009
- This time they agreed to hear it.
- Hear what?
647
00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:02,511
- Our case!
- What?
648
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,138
We're going back
to the Supreme Court!
649
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:05,204
- When?
- Next week!
650
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,614
- Next week?
- Next week!
651
00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:08,117
- Oh!
- Supreme Court!
652
00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:09,277
Supreme Court!
653
00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:11,844
- Supreme Court! Supreme Court!
- Sorry, Carl.
654
00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:13,719
- No.
- Don't mean to exclude you. Supreme Court!
655
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,817
Supreme Court! Supreme Court!
Supreme Court! Supreme Court!
656
00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:27,026
[Typing]
657
00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:28,401
Working late again?
658
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:33,068
It's a myth the workload drops
when you make partner.
659
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,738
Get out while you still can.
660
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,973
Jerry, can I say something?
661
00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:46,078
Your comment about
you being weaker than-
662
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,524
I've been thinking about it,
and I disagree.
663
00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:53,085
I quite think you might be
the bravest person I've ever met.
664
00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:56,358
- Why?
- Just the way you take on...
665
00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:59,699
your various challenges every day.
666
00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:01,761
There aren't many men
like you, Jerry.
667
00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:08,601
Thanks.
668
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,506
How about we go for a drink?
669
00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:15,779
We had a good day.
670
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,720
We actually lost, come to think of it.
All the more reason. Shall we?
671
00:39:18,789 --> 00:39:20,950
As colleagues.
672
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,551
Jerry, let's go for a drink.
673
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,289
I'll meet you by the elevator?
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