All language subtitles for Boston Legal [4x13]

Leigh. She's leaving me
for an iPhone.

Leigh is… well, I believe
the American term, a total nut job.

Would you like to give us a try again?

–I don't know what to say.
–How about yes?

I'm surprised at you, Shirley.

Your fairness compass is always
spot-on. It's fritzing out here.

We're now having a fight.

Which you're losing,
and that bothers you.

I don't know, Denny. Maybe Shirley
and I aren't right for each other.

–Shirley.
–Ah, Carl, still alive. Well…

That's mature.

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–Leigh, hello.
–Hello.

I'm afraid Jerry's not here
at the moment.

Actually, I came to see you, hello.

Hello.

Jerry and I have endeavored
to get back together.

Yes, I heard. That's wonderful.

Is it?

Well, that would seem at odds
with some of your reflections

which you shared with Jerry during
our brief estrangement period.

I'm sorry?

Jerry shared with me that you
encouraged him to forget me.

You said he could do much better
than me, given that I'm a weirdo.

Well, that wasn't exactly
the expression I used.

No. You said nut-job.

I…

Jerry was in pain. I was simply
trying to make him feel better.

Is that something to tense to lift
a person's spirits calling others nut-jobs?

I apologize, I just—

I don't want you sharing an office
with him any longer.

–I beg your pardon?
–Moreover, I don't want you talking to him.

With all due respect, Leigh,
I don't think you have the right to ask that.

Oh, let me demand it then.

If you talk to Jerry,
I may have violent urges.

I assure you, you don't want that.

Stay away from my man, Katie.

That's my last warning.

–Shirl.
–Andrea. How are you?

You know me, causing trouble.

What now?

Well, I'm suing my town.

–Asbestos?
–I did that.

–Power lines?
–Keep going.

Hazardous waste.

Alright, here's a clue.
Am I glowing?

That's right. A wonderful little town of Belmont Falls
wants to build a nuclear power plant.

I want to enjoin them.

Andrea, do you have to take up every cause?

It makes me feel sexy, horny, too.

Hello.

Is he any good?

Not bad, actually.
But a sprinter.

–How much notice do you need?
–Ready now.

–What do you got?
–Mad cow.

Condoms?

Denny Crane, to serve…

and protect.

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You're smoking.
Why didn't you call me?

Alan, I just had sex with a stranger.

Didn't even get her name.

She was phenomenal,
and I didn't have to pay for it.

–When did this happen?
–10 minutes ago, right here.

You had sex 10 minutes ago?

Finished 9 minutes ago.
I was incredible.

Alan.

–Denny just had sex.
–Glad to hear it.

I could use you on a pretty
important case for free.

–Actually— –Thank you, we're meeting in
the conference room ASAP.

Still aroused if you want in.

Rain check.

I love it when I don't know their names.

The biggest thing going for you
is their start-up costs.

Nuclear power plants typically take up
to 4 billion just to get off the ground.

Public opposition and red tape
could sometimes double that.

But you can assume that they've already
spent millions just getting this far.

Wow, now I really am glowing.
Andrea Michele, the client.

I'm told that it's all about keeping
the customer happy here. You are…

This would be Alan Shore.

Give me one week,
and I'll get rid of that baby fat.

I'm rather fond of my baby fat.

Great, then you'll love mine.

Ah, Andrea, can we just get serious
about this case for a minute?

I'm very serious.
Where should we go to discuss it?

How about my desk?

Well, well, a little windmill tilting.
How fun. Don't get up.

Looks painful.
Shirley, you still look fantastic.

Cream and sugar for me.
Jack Ross.

Don't speak, you'd ruin it for me.
You would be the client.

–Jack! –You remembered. And here
I thought it was just physical.

You heard me say cream
and sugar, right?

This is for you Shirley, because I care.

What is it?

Well, I would call it a righteous complaint
suing Ms Michele for defamation and libel.

You might characterize it as a SLAPP suit
designed to send a message

to other potential plaintiffs it'll cost them.

Okay, tea then.

Does the old guy talk?

You used to be taller.

Uh, everybody out, now, please.

Except you, Jack, you stay.

Go.

–He's cute.
–Tell a friend.

Still trying to impress me
after all these years?

I am. Did I?

Maybe a little.

I meant that part about you
still looking fantastic.

Thank you.

Can we talk about this case?
–Fine.

I'm about saving the planet.
What are you up to?

With nuclear energy?

We're not gonna get it done driving your
hybrid. You do drive one I hope?

–How have you been?
–I've been good.

–How many kids?
–Six, all of them great.

Kim's doing well.

–She, still teaching?
–She is, what about you?

How are all the spouses?
–Funny.

I'm between husbands at the moment.

Well, if I were single.

I have to say,

I'm very happy to see you
still tilting at windmills, Shirley.

See you in court, Jack.

It's a date.

–Morning.
–Morning, Jerry.

It's quite a tie.
–Leigh picked it.

She likes bowties.

–Leigh paid me a little visit this morning.
–She did?

Other than demanding I not speak to you,
and her threatening me with violence,

it was quite a pleasant encounter, actually.

Excuse me?

She's quite crossed that
I called her a nut-job.

What possibly possessed you
to tell her I said that, Jerry?

Well…

Here I am, trying to mitigate some of
your pain, and you repeat my words.

It was a betrayal, Jerry.

I'm sorry.
I don't know why I shared that.

I was not trying to alienate you
from her, I promise.

How dare she enter my office,
demand I stop communicating with you,

threatening me physically.
She's not a well person.

I'll speak to her.

So, Jack Ross.

Small world, I guess.

No, Shirley, it's a big world, actually.

The fact that you seemed to have
had sex with everybody in it.

That isn't nice.

So, what's the story with him?

We went out in law school.

That's about it.

A nuclear bomb? In Belmont Falls?

A nuclear power plant, judge.
Small difference, if you're into details,

one destroys the planet,
the other saves it.

Too much minutiæ?
I can take criticism.

One for yes, two for no.

–I think you lost him.
–That's enough.

Mr Shore, start your case,
and make it quick.

I'll make it very quick.

A nuclear power plant jeopardises
health and safety of everyone in Belmont Falls.

Actually it doesn't, but
don't let the facts stop you.

Let me call a witness, judge,
I can tell you everything you need to know.

–One o'clock.
–Wait! It's my motion.

One o'clock.
We're adjourned.

Look, nothing personal.

Client wants me to put on a show.
I promise, underneath all the bloodstream,

I'm a complete ass.

Well, it's 10:30 now, we don't
have to be back until 01:00.

What do we do in the meantime?

And I mean the entire “meantime”.

Did you actually say those things?

I did.

I have no excuse.
Jerry, I'm deeply ashamed.

I don't understand.

I feel hugely threatened by her.
I get this vibe.

What vibe?

That you like her, that if she were available,
you'd prefer her, would you?

No.

Katie is a friend and a colleague,
nothing more.

I'll apologize, I'm so sorry.

Nuclear power plants.
There's a blast from the past.

–You're glowing.
–Funny.

No, really. Glowing.

You've had sex.

I have actually.

Tell me.

Her name is Andrea.
She's…

This woman is completely untamed.

She brought out the degenerate-me
I so miss. I felt liberated.

I get to be everything I and others
so loathe about myself.

First I had stranger sex,
now you're with, uh, Andrea?

Oh, it's like sharing.

It's almost as if we had
sex together in a way.

Almost.

Alan, I wanna ask you something.
I've never done this before, eh…

you probably have done but, I haven't.

I don't like where this is going.

Alan, I've always wanted
to do a little swingin'.

And it sounds like our girls
would go for it.

I'm afraid seeing you naked
could make me…

Huh, that can be in the dark.

–Even so.
–What⁈ Different rooms?

Come on, Alan, once.

Before we go, let's swing.

Katie.

Jerry told me about your conversation
and I feel just awful.

–As well you should, I must say.
–Yes.

Had I known that you were
such a wimpy little cry-baby,

I never would have bothered
with you, I promise.

Anyway, for Jerry, I'm apologizing.
Other than that…

watch your back.

A nuclear power plant
is actually very simple.

We boil water to create steam
to turn a turbine to make electricity.

But instead of burning fuel to generate heat,
we use nuclear fission.

–What about green house gases?
–None.

–Acid rain?
–None.

–Urban smoke?
–None.

It's one of the greenest ways we can go.

Is it safe?

We all remember Chernobyl.

Our nuclear power plants have
multiple layers of security

and high level of operational performance.

Boy, I'm sure glad you showed up.
You seem to have all the answers.

I love people who have all the answers.
Don't you, judge?

Of course you've had
all the answers before,

in 1925, the international commission
on radiological protection

set the radiation exposure limit
at 100 rem per year.

Anything under was safe.
We now know they were wrong.

–Yes. –And in 1934, the national council
on radiation protection

set the standard at 36 rem per year.
Positive that was safe.

And we now know that's also
way too high.

In fact, the acceptable level of
radiation keeps getting reduced
the more and more we learn.

Good thing, I guess, we now know everything.
Wouldn't you agree?

Nuclear power plants are safe.
I know that.

Yes, unless there's a design flaw,
or human error,

or unsafe procedures,
or a terrorist attack.

–I tried to deal with probabilities, not—
–Really?

I lean towards certainty
when being even a tiny bit off

could wipe out hundreds
and thousands of people.

You want a certainty?
Global warming is killing us.

Unless we explore new ways to—

–What about solar power…
–That's good, but not enough.

Alright, alright, alright,
I'd like to hear from Ms Michele, please.

Well, it's good thing
I was almost finished.

Um, Your Honor, would it be possible
for me to testify from here?

Why?

Well, this is very embarrassing,
but I'm…

I would just feel more comfortable
with a little distance from you.

I'm deeply attracted to you.
And my flirting can sometimes…

Well, I just don't want to do anything

that would make you think
that I don't take this case seriously.

Shame.

You need to tone it down.

–Why? Was I inappropriate?
–Andrea.

Uh, there he is.

I can't wait to be cross-examined
by you. Don't be gentle.

Andrea.

So, Jack, here to settle?

You remember the Old Bailey,
in Harvard Square?

Gee, how could I?
We only ate there seven days a week.

Still open, hamburgers are rumoured
to be just as good, what do you say?

Carl, uh, Jack and I were just
talking about grabbing a bite later.

Remember the Old Bailey?
You wanna join us?

I'd love to, but, you two go ahead.

You never said he was funny.

So, Jack, can I see the photos of
these kids you keep bragging about?

Well, it took you long enough.

Ah, let's see.

There's Steph, looks just like her mother.

–Oh, God, she's beautiful.
–Yes, she is.

And ah, here's Michael.

Also looks like Kim, also beautiful.
I wonder if they're really mine.

I'm having trouble believing this.

I promise you, Jerry,
I wouldn't make it up.

“Watch your back!”?

Her exact words,
she's a bit off I'm afraid.

–I'll talk to her.
–No, please headbutt her.

–Is there any chance you could
have got it wrong? –None.

I'm all for saving the planet,

but sorry, I don't feel like getting
cancer in the process.

And do you have any evidence
that you would?

Oh, come on.
Radiation?

Even this administration's scientific commissions
which don't include any scientist,

I admit, say that they're risk,
and they're pro-nuke.

Hello.

And yet many environmentalists
are for them, are they not?

Yeah, but I doubt that
they wanna live near them.

And there're just as many
that are against them.

By the way, and I don't mean
to get political here,

how can our administration can claim
on the one hand
that there're terrorists out there, be afraid,

and on the other hand, be pro-nuke,

when it should be obvious to anyone
that you build these plants,

you multiply by a thousand the risk
of nuclear weapons proliferation.

Alright, just one weekend on the vineyard,
don't make me bark for it.

Have you read the EPA's report
on nuclear power plants?

The fixes in it?
The EPA, everybody knows that.

Take that as no. What about the Nuclear
Regulatory Commission's report?

I'm waiting for the movie to come out.

How about the National Academy of Science?

Sweetie, I'd be happy to swap reading list.

Just fax them to me on
the vineyard I'd be with the judgie.

In the meantime,
I don't care who writes what.

I don't want a nuclear reactor
in my neighbourhood.

Do you?

She makes for a good witness,
but uh, it can't just go away.

This is billions of dollars of
research and development.

Just pick a another locale,
far away from Andrea.

Something tells me Andrea gets around.

Besides, there is no other place.

It's either too residential, or commercial district,
or it's a park we tried to swamp.

It was protected as wetlands.
There're 60 acres of nothing in Belmont Falls.

Why are you smiling at me?

I'm just remembering all our dreams
in college, how idealistic we both were.

Now look at us.
–What?

We're arguing cases we both
strongly believe in.

Is there some law that
it's wrong to fight for principles,

and make a fortune while doing so?

There must be.

These burgers are just as good at least.

Hey, we're just as good.

Better. Seriously.

Other than some minor physical depreciation,

we think better, we have a maturity
that gives us perspective,

we love better, we appreciate
what's really important, we're at our peak.

Like autumn foliage,
just before all the leaves fall off.

Do you have any regrets, Jack?

Well, I was hoping you did,
being the one who left.

You seem happy.

These hamburgers are
just as good, aren't they?

Am I getting my ass whipped?
Not that I don't like that.

We have a tough case, Andrea.

Also I'm not entirely sure it helps for you
to be inviting the judge to the vineyard.

You're right, that's where you and I go.

I have a close friend who's
proposed a ridiculous idea.

Swinging.

That just sounds absurd.

But I admit, I didn't speak for me,
'cause I've never done it before.

Who's the friend?

Uh, Denny Crane.
He's a lawyer here.

Is he now?

Not that you would ever
consider, of course.

My vine or yours?

–Really?
–I shock you.

Not yet, but I'm hoping.

Well, it's late.

I am a little bit drunk,
and I have to be in court in the morning.

I do too, remember?

No, you've been such a wallflower.
I forgot you were even on this case.

Does your wife know you're
out with me tonight?

She does, actually.

I'm too old and too smart
to lie about matters.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Well, sometimes I'm too old
and too smart to speak the truth.

You still play the piano?
There's a piano over there.

–You're trying to get rid of me.
–I am, actually.

Plus I always loved to hear
when you sing.

Okay, a song it is.

Any request?
–Scotch.

♫ Once upon a time ♫

♫ A girl with moonlight in her eyes ♫

♫ Put her hand in mine ♫

♫ And said she loved me so ♫

♫ But that was once upon a time ♫

♫ Very long ago ♫

♫ How the breeze rustled through her hair ♫

♫ How we always laughed as though ♫

♫ Tomorrow wasn't there ♫

♫ We were young and didn't have a care ♫

♫ Where did it go ♫

♫ Once upon a time ♫

♫ World was sweeter than we knew ♫

♫ Everything was ours ♫

♫ How happy we were then ♫

♫ But somehow once upon a time ♫

♫ Never comes again ♫

Shirley.

Uh, one second?

Go get Alan, tell him we need to go.

Probably it isn't the best time, but…

I don't think it's working out.

What isn't working out?

Us.

You, me, us.

I think we should take a little break.

–What happened?
–Nothing's happened, I just…

We can talk more about it later.
–No, we'll talk about it now.

I want an explanation, please.

Look, Shirley, I adore you.
I think that you are a phenomenal woman.

But you and I are simply not a match.

Let's just leave it at that.
–No, let's not leave it at that.

What's going on?
–I told you, I want out.

Okay, you're fired.

What? For what reason?

I'll give you three.
First, I'm pissed.

Second, the name of this firm is
Crane, Pool & Schmidt.

And the third, I am Schmidt.
You're done.

She denies it?

She thinks you, maybe,
misinterpreted it.

Yes, what part of “Watch your back”
did I get wrong?

–Katie, is it possible?
–No, Jerry, it is not.

You have to admit what you're suggesting
is totally outside of Leigh's character.

What I'm suggesting?
So, you don't believe me now.

No, it's not that I don't believe you,
it's just—

Just what, then?

I think there's always
two sides to every story,

and I'm wondering if it's possible that
the truth here lies somewhere in the middle.

It doesn't.
Your girl friend's a psycho.

Americans are big babies, Your Honor.

I will not have you attacking
this fine country of mine

as we try to spread democracy
around the world.

Yeah, while the reason we wanna give
the world democracy is

so that we can get back
their oil in return.

But it's game over, judge.

We can't depend on oil from
other countries, any more.

I could say we should draw for our own.

But folks don't wanna hear that either.
Tear up our own soil? Forget it.

The problem with Americans is we,
we don't wanna make sacrifices.

Well, we have to.

And if you truly wanna save the planet,
to rely less on petroleum,

to reduce the green house gas emissions,

we simply have to commit
to the nuclear power industry.

Are there some risks involved?

Sure. Like with everything.

There're bigger risks in building
nuclear bombs,

but we do so because
we consider them necessary.

Well, power plants are morsel?
and they're vile?

We've already got a 104 reactors
in 66 plants in the US.

And we're not all dying of cancer.

In fact, since power plants don't burn fossil fuels
and send carbon dioxide into the air,

we'll probably have less cancer
as a result of them.

But just because a few babies saw
‘China Syndrome’

or the word Chernobyl pops up every now
and again in the Sunday crossword,

we panic at the mention.

Let's grow up.

Nuclear power will save lives, money,
energy, and the planet.

Already they produce 1/5 of
America's electricity.

In Vermont, maybe your greener state,
it's 70%,

Still need a reason?
How about this?

We have no choice.

Coal and oil supplies are being exhausted.
One day, they'll be gone.

We have no choice.
–Sure we do.

There's solar energy, hydroelectric power,
and of course, listening to Mr Ross,

one has reminded of the enormous potential
of wind, his closing argument alone.

I'm sure he could have fueled
Hillary's electrolysis.

By the way, she is willing to
explore nuclear power.

As our Obama, Mit, Rudy,
they all are, except Edwards.

It's in now to be pro-nuke.

Elle magazine says nuclear power is cool.

And I'm the only one who's scared to death?

The amount of radiation we're talking about,

I mean, my dentist still flees the room
when he X-rays my teeth.

Any exposure is harmful.

Every scientist says so, not even
the gifted but gusty Mr Ross can dispute that.

Radiation exposure causes cancer.
Within the plume of Three Mile Island,

there was 300% to 400%
increase in lung cancer,

a 600 to 700% increase in leukemia.

Why the hell do you think they
haven't build one of these since 1970s?

And we all feel safe?

That nothing will go horribly wrong
with our leaders in charge?

Where the hell was Condi to talk
about the big mushroom cloud?

And if the next suicide hijacker,

instead of pointing at a high rise,
aims for a power plant,

it's lights out.
Pun intended.

Which is why these nukes are
regarded by many security analysts

as a sort of pre-positioned
weapons of mass destruction.

And the reactor's container domes are
built to withstand the impact of a jetliner.

Oh, balls, you don't need
to be a genius to know

that a fully loaded jetliner
would at least crack the damn thing,

cause a massive radioactive—
–What are you, an engineer, now?

At least have the decency to strap
yourself to a polygraph…
–What if a spy for…

–…so we know which lie is…
–Have you thought about that? We don't have?

Silence!

Mr Shore, would you wrap it up,
please, and quickly.

–One last thought, judge.
–Thank god.

I'm going to skip over the whole
section I had on earthquakes,

and proceed right to the waste.

These facilities will produce
tons and tons and tons…

And tons and tons of nuclear waste.

Where should we store it?

Already we have 55,000
metric tons of the crap

with no real idea of
what the hell to do with that.

Our best plan today?
It's to just bury it somewhere.

Pump the radioactive stuff
back into the earth

until one day the entire planet
will be full of it.

Like you.

–Alright, I shall rule—
–I lied.

We know where they'll go

as other communities like Belmont Falls
hire lawyers to say “Not in my backyard”

and the likes of the Sierra Club
keep it out of the deserts in parks.

We know exactly where the waste
will eventually go.

In the poor communities.

Just like they get the power plants,
landfills and fast food restaurants.

That's one of the wonderful things
about America.

The poor always get
what's coming to them.

Katie, hello. Is Jerry around?

He is actually. He is under my desk
licking my thigh at the moment.

That was dishonest of me.
I apologize.

I suppose it's not good
to be dishonest, is it, Leigh?

–I'm feeling hostility.
–Are you now?

Jerry says you categorically deny
having told me to watch my back.

Katie, I'm not going to get into
accusations over who said what.

I was hoping you and I could be friends.

Um, excellent. How does one define
friendship in Leigh Swift terms?

Well, I would define it…

by you keeping your slutty
well-traveled hands away from Jerry.

I would define it by you not sticking
your big sloppy, floppy breast in his face.

And if you keep looking at me like that,
I'll punch your lights out.

Uh, wanna run and tell now?

He dumped you?
Just like that?

Yes.

I don't want you to be alone tonight.

Damn it, Denny.

Let me fill the void, that I once
gave so unselfishly to.

You stay away from my void.

Are you okay?

I'm, I'm just shocked, I guess.

All the childish…

Shirley, you say childish
when it's really just weak.

Sounds like Carl.

Just can't handle all that
is Shirley Schmidt?

Whatever you need, Shirley,
a shoulder, a hug, an erection?

Shirley, whatever you need,
I'm here.

I know that, Denny,

which is the reason yours
is the office I came in to.

–Where's Alan?
–He's meeting us at the court house.

Is there a cold draft in here or…?

Hello.

–What are you doing tonight?
–Whatever you have in mind.

Whatever?
No strings attached?

Strings? No.

Binds? Absolutely.

I would like to know why.

You and I…

You want somebody to complement your life,
Shirley, as opposed to being part of it.

The word “soul mate” is
as cliché as it is unrealistic.

Or so I thought.

–And?
–And…

I went to the Old Bailey.

And I saw you two.

What you had with Jack Ross
—you may very well still have—,

you and I will never know.

Carl, what you and I have is…

You deserve more.

And so do I.

If it's okay with you,

I want to assume I'm not really fired.

Leigh, hello.

My! Certainly seeing a lot of you these days.

You see, that was hostile.
I think she covets you, Jerry.

Actually, I'm in a relationship, Leigh.

I met the most wonderful,
understanding, funny… iPhone.

So slick and sexy, isn't it?

I wouldn't know.

And look at the lines of it.
Ever seen anything so …?

Hold it in your hand, Leigh.
It's fab.

She's trying to exploit my disability,
Jerry. What kind of a person is this?

And the things you can download,
check this out.

“How does one define a friendship
in Leigh Swift terms?”

“Well, I would define it…

”by you keeping your slutty well
traveled hands away from Jerry,

”I would define it as you not sticking
your big sloppy floppy breasts in his face.

”And if you keep looking at me like that,
I'll punch your lights out.”

She tricked me.

She's conniving bitch, Jerry.
She tricked me.

Leigh, I'm finding it very difficult
to believe you.

Jerry, I'm so sorry.

Why, why must there be
so many bad people…

Obviously nuclear power plants pose risks.

People in Illinois having big problems with them,
leaking radiated water to the ground.

Wet dirt has also been found in New York.

Why? Somebody (get hold of)
waste them, build a dirty bomb.

And no one can say for a certainty
that we'd all be safe.

But we can, as Mr Bostick said,
know for a certainty,

that unless we do something drastic
about global warming,

it won't be a mushroom cloud
that gets us in the end.

But all of this is, is secondary to the fact
that my mother lives in Belmont Falls

The injunction is granted,
and we're adjourned.

We've been over and over again,
the law knows no logic.

–Okay, now I'm horny.
–Gee.

Unbelievable, got milk?

Ah, don't let me hold you two up.

Okay, that wasn't fair.

Yeah, life sometimes isn't.

Can I buy you a burger?

Uh, it's my oldest son's birthday.
So…

I'd suggest a rain check,
but I'm not sure that's a good idea.

Probably not.

If only life came with a do-over,
you know?

So, good seeing you again.
–You too.

–Bye, Shirl.
–Bye.

I may have to appeal.

I have to admit
I'm a little nervous, are you?

Denny, I'm still a little unsure about this.

I'm not gonna (?)
till your girl gets here.

What are you talking about?
My girl's here.

No, I mean, the one for me,
the one you were with the other day.

This is the one I was with,
the other day.

What? No, I…

–What?
–What?

Slutty me.

–I don't believe this.
–Wait a second.

So, what I had with you the other day…

Denny's leftovers.

We can't swing with one.

Of course, we can.

Oh. I mean it was too good to be true.

There's no way, I mean the
Red Socks and the Patriots,

and little swap action,
all on the same year?

Boys, not to worry,
I'm indefatigable.

Should have known better than to
expect a good hamburger in peace.

Denny told me.

Sorry.

You know, Shirley,
maybe you and Jack Ross…

He is happily married.

Nuclear power plants, global warming warns
they all seem quite trivial in the end,

next to matters of the heart.

–Are you guessing, Alan?
–Nah, I don't love.

I mean I play it well.
What worth it is for, but…

I don't love.

I thought you and Denny
were swinging tonight.

We were afraid our arms
would get tired.

–I had an…
–Chicken.

I know that…

Denny said he was there for you.

So am I.

Thank you, Alan.
I'm a big girl.

Yes, I heard in a song
somewhere they cry.

Sometimes.

Good night, Alan.

At least you got a little chick action,
(I've got nothing?).

Why? I left you with Andrea.

Nothing happened?
–I was too, uh…

crestfallen.

You know, maybe we should do ah,
uh, a three-way.

It's the one thing you and I
haven't shared together.

Denny, I really don't think I can be next to you
on a bed while you're naked and sweating,

and that's as far as I
can take the imagery.

I don't like the idea of you sneaking
over to see Shirley like that.

She's vulnerable.

I should be the one that
takes advantage of that, not you.

I think she's more than vulnerable.

She might be a little broken-hearted,
not over Carl Sack,

but what could have been with Jack Ross.

Have you ever noticed how she goes
with guys with one syllable names?

–Crane, Ross, Tigg, Sack, Crane.
–You said Crane twice.

It's 'cause she's not over me,

and never will be.

You need to look out for her a little now.

So many things in life
that are paramount but…

being there for a friend in pain…

I'm glad you went check with her.

Lovers come and go, but friends…

Not everybody has somebody, like us.

No.

–Still wanna swing though.
–No swing.

The thing about life, you always have
to keep something on the to-do list.

We'll swing.

(?) Shirley being on your to-do list.

–Will you get over it?
–I'm just saying. –Never mind.

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