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♪ Sylvia... ♪
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♪ Sylvia... ♪
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♪ Sylvia ♪
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♪ Smile for me ♪
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♪ Fill my world
with poetry ♪
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♪ Forget those
faraway dreams ♪
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♪ That haunt you ♪
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♪ Sylvia ♪
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♪ Young in years ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
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♪ Dry your tears ♪
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♪ And we
will walk in the wind ♪
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♪ And stars ♪
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♪ Like April lovers ♪
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♪ With hearts aglow... ♪
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Come on back
to bed, Sylvia.
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Can't you see
I’m cooking scrapple?
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It can wait.
Sex is in the air.
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Not in here it isn't.
I got work, Vaughn.
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Your mother
is up the store.
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It's light out, for Christ's sake.
What's gotten into you?
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Come on, move!
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♪ ...forget those
faraway dreams ♪
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♪ That haunt you... ♪
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God!
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♪ ...let the sunshine ♪
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♪ Dry your tears ♪
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♪ And we will walk
in the wind... ♪
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Damn it!
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Jesus Christ.
Oh-hh!
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♪ ...with hearts aglow ♪
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♪ Till love discloses ♪
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♪ Where the secret
roses grow... ♪
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You seen my keys?
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Ow!
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I said, have you seen
my keys?
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Where did you
leave them?
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If I knew where I'd left them, they
wouldn't be lost, would they?
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Vaughnhole!
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Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty!
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It's not my fault.
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Somebody left his magazine on the front
porch and it got me all riled up.
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Oh, sure,
''somebody left it.''
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Sure, sure...
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You said
you didn't want to.
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I mean a man has needs, Sylvia.
Marital needs.
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♪ My gal is red hot, yeah! ♪
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♪ My gal is red hot ♪
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♪ Your gal ain't
doodly squat ♪
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♪ Well, she ain't got
no money, but man ♪
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♪ She's really
got a lot ♪
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♪ Well, I got a gal,
six feet four... ♪
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Ooh.
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♪ ...my gal is red hot ♪
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♪ Your gal
ain't doodly squat ♪
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♪ Yeah, my gal
is red hot ♪
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♪ Your gal
ain't doodly squat ♪
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♪ Well, she ain't got
no money, but, man... ♪
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Isn't it a little early
for that, Caprice?
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I'm developing
my act, Mother.
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Mutilating your mammaries
and gyrating down at some biker bar
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is an act, all right,
an act of defiance.
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I was a legend down at the Holiday
House, in case you didn't know it.
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Morning, honey.
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Daddy, let me go down to the bar
and perform.
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You're in home detention,
cupcake.
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The ''government'' wants you to stay
indoors for a while, huh?
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You're just too pretty
to go out.
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We let you keep your tawdry theatrical
mementoes. Isn't that enough?
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You were convicted
of indecent exposure for the third time.
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I was promoting
the art of dance.
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With nude loitering?!
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Nude and disorderly conduct?
Nude drunken driving?
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I was not drunk.
I was on pills.
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Something is the matter
with you, Caprice.
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You are such a Neuter,
Mother.
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And Neuters will never
understand.
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Something is the matter
with your vagina.
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Huh!
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Morning,
Mrs. Stickles.
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Oh, you brat!
I'm gonna report you.
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Morning.
Formstone's looking good.
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Ah, it's the real McCoy
all right, vintage.
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- Paid through the nose for it.
- Oh.
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One thing we've learned... proper
restoration never comes cheaply.
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I need to go down to
the bar... just for an hour!
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Come on, Dad, don't lock it.
Daddy, let me go!
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My public needs me!
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- Ooh!
- Mrs. Stickles,
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my name is Fat Fuck Frank.
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And I'm your daughter's
number one fan.
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She moved to
the Erie Canal area.
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Hey, Vaughn.
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Hey!
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Caprice retired
from show business.
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She's no longer
a public figure.
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Her name ain't Caprice,
it's ''Ursula Udders.'' And she's famous.
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She got the biggest tits
on Harford Road.
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Ursula! Ursula Udders!
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Texture, that's
what I call it.
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It's me,
Fat Fuck Frank.
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And I miss
them great big...
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Destroy all Neuters!
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We sure didn't
have this in D.C.
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God, I love Baltimore.
It's a real city of diversity.
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Sylvia! Sylvia,
we need gas, honey!
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Get gas.
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Honey,
still mad?
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Remember to fill it up.
I'll walk, don't worry.
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Hmm?
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Ugh!
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♪ Smokey the bear,
Smokey the bear ♪
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- ♪ Prowling and a-growling... ♪
- Grr!
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Hi! Grrr-rr! Woof!
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- Grrr!
- Woof! Woof!
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♪ That's why they called him Smokey,
that is how he got his name... ♪
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- Hi, Vaughn.
- Morning, Betty.
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Does the Pinewood
Park-and-Pay sell lotions?
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You know...
ointments?
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We sure do.
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How is that fine wife
of yours doing?
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She's up at the store
like always, Wendell.
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Don't you
find it funny
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that every man
in this neighborhood has a penis?
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Well, not really,
Betty.
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Sheeze...!
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Ugh!
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Oh, don't.
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Jesus, Mary,
and Joseph!
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Oh!
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♪ ...whoa, whoa-whoa ♪
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♪ I need your loving... ♪
Oh, that's it, babe.
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That's it, oh-oh-oh.
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Oh, God!
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Ooh, that's it, baby.
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Oh, talk to the mike,
talk to the mike. Ooh-ooh.
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Oh, that's what
I call a hum job. Oh, yeah.
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Come on.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm out of gas.
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Move it, Neuter!
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- Oh, God!
- How am I supposed to move with no gas?
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Get out of the way!
We're in a hurry.
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! ♪
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- Filthy little hedges.
- Morning, Marge.
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Growin' all dirty,
makes me sick.
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Hi, I'm "Mama Bear."
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have you met
my Hus-bear?
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No, I haven't.
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I'm "Papa Bear."
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And this is our cub,
"Baby Bear."
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Grrr!
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I'm Vaughn. Welcome
to the Harford Road area.
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When we take over,
it's gonna be a...
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"Bearquake!"
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♪ ...happy, happy, happy ♪
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♪ With a big bear hug ♪
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- Come on.
- Move that piece of shit.
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Can you call
Triple-A, please?
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Hurry up,
I've got a hot date.
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What, at 7:00 a.m.?
What's the matter with you?
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You'd have a date too
if you wore some make-up.
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- Your poor husband.
- Huh?
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Ooh-hh!
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If you could just
help me, I'd...
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Ooh!
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It's her!
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Let's go sexing.
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♪ Sylvia... ♪
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Oh!
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Ooh!
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Hello, ma'am.
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My name is Ray Ray
and I'm here to... service you.
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I'm Sylvia,
and I hit my head. Oh.
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A concussion
is a terrible thing
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to waste.
It's okay.
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Ooh!
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My pussy's on fire.
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I know it is.
It's a burning bush.
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Show me a sign, Sylvia.
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We knew you'd come.
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All I can do
is pass the gift.
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Huh?
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You're a sex addict now
and you'll never be the same.
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Ooh-aah...!
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There you go.
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All better?
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Oh, thank you so much.
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I don't know
what came over me.
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Well, you recognized the concussion
and there's no going back now.
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I'm gonna give you
my card.
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Sex addicts
are everywhere, Sylvia,
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and pretty soon,
Harford Road will be ours.
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Oh, hey, hold on.
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Ray Ray
is a sexual healer.
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Come visit us,
Sylvia.
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Your people
are waiting.
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Oh.
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One day we're going
to discover a brand new sex act,
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one that's never
been performed before.
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And we hope you'll be
with us on that day of carnal rapture.
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Ooh.
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Ah...
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♪ Pussy, ooh... ♪
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♪ Sore, wet, ooh... ♪
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♪ My pussycat was scratching out
on my back door... ♪
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♪ ...scratched so long
poor pussy got sore ♪
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♪ Sore pussy, ooh... ♪
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♪ Sore... pussy... ooh ♪
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♪ Just a friendly
little cat ♪
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♪ Friendly little cat ♪
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♪ My pussycat
was sitting out on the front step ♪
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♪ Sat so long poor pussy got wet,
sore pussy ♪
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Hello, Mrs. Stickles.
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Oh, boy, am I blushing?
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00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:13,437
Everyone is familiar with
the traditional forms of pornography.
217
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But the Internet
is creating new forms...
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- You going to the movies, Dave?
- Huh?
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Hell, you're picking
your seat, aren't you?
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Dykes!
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Used to be Harford Road
was for families.
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Now it's
a lesbian aorta.
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Mother,
I don't feel well.
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00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,801
Well, no wonder,
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they've got blatant homosexuals
shopping right in our store.
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They eat life,
you know.
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- Jesus!
- Sperm!
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00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,353
Did you see those
new neighbors moving in?
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Hmm? Grown men with
hairy legs prancing around half naked...
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"We're bears." what the hell is that
supposed to mean?
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Free country,
Big Ethel.
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Yeah, well, we got laws
to protect decency.
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And it would
be nice
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if somebody enforced them.
19, 20.
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Well, as my mother
used to say...
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'''Each to their own,' said the old lady
as she kissed the cow.''
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Perverts are taking over
this neighborhood.
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Ugh! Mr. Mailman,
as of next week,
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we're not carrying
the girlie magazines no more.
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That's a shame.
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Makes me sick to see government
employees looking at that filth, Marge.
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And on taxpayers' time yet.
That's why the mail's late.
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Yeah, and the post office has the nerve
to raise the price of a stamp.
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While mailmen are
beating off everywhere.
245
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I found a used condom
in my back yard.
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00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,414
You think that's bad?
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Somebody wrote
the word ''boner''
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on our parking lot wall
last night.
249
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,454
We've got to do something,
Marge.
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People have got to know
how bad things are getting.
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No wonder I've got
to take heart pills.
252
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,422
I read in the paper
the other day
253
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,834
that the average married couple has sex
over 100 times a year.
254
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,602
That's a lie.
People would be raw if that was true.
255
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:26,270
I'll be at your meeting all right,
with bells on.
256
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,905
You have, uh, AAA batteries?
257
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,040
I certainly do.
258
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,413
You sure these
are the right ones?
259
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,618
You want me
to take them out?
260
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,092
No, no, I guess I'll buy them.
261
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,062
Well, get down there,
mutha, and start scarfing.
262
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,190
What the hell?
263
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:51,794
I mean, Jesus...
for Christ's sake! I'm moving to Towson.
264
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,328
Harford Road...
where life is cheap.
265
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,536
- Only you can prevent fornication.
- Yeah, yeah.
266
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,409
You see, Marge?
People in the neighborhood have had it.
267
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,209
It wasn't this bad
in the '60s.
268
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,737
You're right.
269
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:07,411
Someone left a dildo
in my neighbor's wishing well,
270
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,751
right on her
front lawn.
271
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,983
People are just ignorant
everywhere.
272
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,318
Morning, Big Ethel.
273
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,624
Uh, what's good about a morning
with dildos in it?
274
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:22,157
Amen to that.
My husband's on Viagra.
275
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,863
- Oh, you poor thing!
- Every minute, he wants it.
276
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,871
He has no right
to be that hard.
277
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:29,999
I'm Viagra-vated
and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
278
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,755
Sylvia!
279
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,757
Feeling better,
huh?
280
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,364
Mail here
for Ursula Udders.
281
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,730
Her name is Caprice
and she's got shingles.
282
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:59,259
Our daughter doesn't really participate
in the mail these days.
283
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,831
I'll take the fan mail to her, Warren.
Don't you worry.
284
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,003
You should be ashamed of yourself,
Mr. Mailman.
285
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,035
Ashamed of what,
Big Ethel?
286
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,314
- Damn, I could deliver that one.
- Oh, keep it up.
287
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:19,222
I'm gonna call the Postmaster general...
If he's not whacking off...
288
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,317
and report
your potty mouth.
289
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,659
Sex addicts
are everywhere, Sylvia.
290
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,687
You wanna
have funch?
291
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,700
What's "funch,"
honey?
292
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:32,170
Fucking
after lunch.
293
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:35,037
Funch, huh?
294
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:38,372
Come on.
This must be my lucky day.
295
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:41,311
- Hmm, spaghetti...
- Yeah, she'll ring it up for you.
296
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,576
Where do you two
think you're going?
297
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,583
It's not safe out.
298
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,847
People are shaving
their crotches as we speak.
299
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,514
There's pubic hair
in the air everywhere.
300
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,217
We're having
a decency rally,
301
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,623
and I think you two
need to be there.
302
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,957
Yeah.
303
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,940
♪ I've got hot nuts ♪
304
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,773
♪ 10 cents a bag... ♪
305
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,678
- What kind of station is that?
- A good one.
306
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,308
♪ ...I've got hot nuts... ♪
307
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,682
- Feeling frisky, eh?
- Uh-huh.
308
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,244
Let's open one of Caprice's
fan letters.
309
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,256
That's her
personal mail.
310
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:28,225
Oh, look...
311
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:32,822
it's from the mailman. He sent Caprice
a photo of his penis. Ooh!
312
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,832
He what?
313
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,801
Are you kidding me?
Give me the picture.
314
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:41,738
Give me the picture. Give me the pic...
I'm not kidding around.
315
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,105
This is disgusting.
316
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,837
Well, he's got
a big one.
317
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,845
What kind of talk
is that?
318
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,074
Oh, they're all photos
of the mailman's unit.
319
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:52,106
I'm calling
the cops.
320
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,983
Yes, sir,
a real arse-opener!
321
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,351
Stop it, Sylvia.
322
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:59,414
Pink steel!
323
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,755
What's the matter
with you?
324
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:04,091
Hey, Vaughn,
feel like "yodeling in the canyon"?
325
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,632
We have to visit
my mother, remember?
326
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:10,396
Oh, come on,
you wanted to earlier.
327
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,426
Well, not that,
I didn't.
328
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,929
Come on, Vaughn,
discover the oyster.
329
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,465
Honey, this is Pinewood Avenue.
We live here.
330
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,478
Can't we wait
till we get back to the house?
331
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,571
Oh, go "way down
South in Dixie."
332
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,014
All right, all right,
just keep a look out.
333
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,541
Okay.
334
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,653
Oh-hh!
335
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:34,989
No...!
336
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,052
Oh!
337
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:40,690
Now that's what I call
"sneezing in the cabbage."
338
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,424
Oh!
339
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:49,506
Harford Road,
let's all band together.
340
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:53,341
Horndogs are everywhere.
Pretty soon they'll be living next door.
341
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:57,838
Decency, that's all
I'm asking for. Decency!
342
00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,820
Decency's fine.
343
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,520
But diversity in a neighborhood
is a good thing too.
344
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:12,792
This isn't diversity,
it's depravity.
345
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,425
On my way over here,
I saw a man
346
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,731
performing oral sex
on a lady
347
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,499
in a car
in broad daylight.
348
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:23,964
Lesbians have taken over
the softball fields.
349
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,671
So? Lesbians are
good neighbors.
350
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,340
We need to start by teaching tolerance
in our own homes.
351
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:32,942
Some guy was playing with himself
near me in the movies.
352
00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:36,420
You're saying that's normal?
His crotch was shaved!
353
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,387
These are isolated
incidents.
354
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,393
No, they're not.
355
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:45,294
Look, I'm not a prude.
I'm married to an Italian.
356
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,628
But I am disgusted.
357
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,328
I live near what they call
''The Bear House.''
358
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,564
Last night,
359
00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:55,903
hairy, overweight men
who call themselves bears
360
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,569
were having sex
outside the house.
361
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,510
My children heard them.
362
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:03,673
"Mommy, what's that noise?"
They actually asked me.
363
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,115
I raced outside
clapping my hands loudly
364
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:09,245
and I yelled...
"No blow jobs!"
365
00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,255
And they just laughed.
366
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:14,918
Some of them
even growled at me.
367
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,258
Oh, no!
368
00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:19,354
Today, somebody
called me a Neuter.
369
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,662
And you know what?
I didn't mind.
370
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,260
If neuter means "normal,"
I'll say it loud...
371
00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:26,964
I am Marge, the Neuter,
and I'm proud.
372
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,700
That's right!
373
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:35,276
We're all Neuters!
374
00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:38,874
And we'll never,
never be not normal!
375
00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:46,421
♪ You put your left foot in,
you put your left foot out ♪
376
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:49,188
♪ You put your left foot in ♪
377
00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:50,819
♪ And you shake it
all about ♪
378
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:54,320
♪ You do the Hokey-Pokey
and you turn yourself around ♪
379
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:57,597
- ♪ That's what it's all about ♪
- ♪ Right arm! ♪
380
00:23:57,636 --> 00:24:01,231
♪ You put your right arm in,
you put your right arm out ♪
381
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,902
♪ You put your right arm in
and then you shake it all about... ♪
382
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,479
♪ Left arm! ♪
383
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:16,544
♪ You put your left arm in,
you put your left arm out ♪
384
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:20,718
♪ You put your left arm in
and then you shake it all about ♪
385
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,819
♪ You do the Hokey-Pokey
and you turn yourself around ♪
386
00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,762
♪ That's what
it's all about ♪
387
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,628
♪ Right elbow! ♪
388
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:31,602
♪ You put your right elbow in,
you put your right elbow out ♪
389
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:35,163
♪ You put your right elbow in
and you shake it all about ♪
390
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,471
♪ You do
the Hokey-Pokey... ♪
391
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,670
Hi!
392
00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:42,874
- ♪ That's what it's all about... ♪
- Hey, Mom.
393
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:46,441
♪ You put your left elbow in,
you put your left elbow out... ♪
394
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:50,444
- Come on, let's dance.
- ♪ And then you shake it all about... ♪
395
00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:58,185
♪ Head! ♪
396
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:01,791
♪ You put your head in,
you put your head out ♪
397
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:05,530
♪ You put your head in
and you shake it all about ♪
398
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:09,666
♪ You do the Hokey-Pokey
and you turn yourself around ♪
399
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:12,006
♪ That's what
it's all about ♪
400
00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,772
♪ Right hip! ♪
401
00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:16,838
♪ You put your right hip in,
you put your right hip out ♪
402
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:20,409
♪ You put your right hip in
and you shake it all about ♪
403
00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:24,946
♪ You do the Hokey-Pokey
and you turn yourself around ♪
404
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,890
♪ That's what
it's all about ♪
405
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,483
♪ Left hip! ♪
406
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:32,054
♪ You put your left hip in,
you put your left hip out ♪
407
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:35,931
♪ You put your left hip in
and you shake it all about... ♪
408
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,101
♪ Whole self! ♪
409
00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:47,373
♪ You put your whole self in,
you put your whole self out ♪
410
00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:51,075
♪ You put your whole self in
and you shake it all about ♪
411
00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:54,677
♪ You do the Hokey-Pokey
and you turn yourself around ♪
412
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,381
♪ That's what it's
all about ♪
413
00:25:57,422 --> 00:25:59,014
♪ Backside! ♪
414
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:02,390
♪ You put your backside in,
you put your backside out ♪
415
00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:06,761
♪ You put your backside in
and you shake it all about ♪
416
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,665
♪ You do the Hokey-Pokey
and you turn yourself around... ♪
417
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,067
Ooh!
418
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:21,140
♪ You do the Hokey-Pokey ♪
419
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:24,376
♪ You do the Hokey-Pokey... ♪
420
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,681
♪ That's what it's all about ♪
421
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,621
Sylvia!
422
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,898
Oh!
423
00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:43,944
Oh! Oh!
424
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,495
Taxi! Taxi!
425
00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:09,779
Ray Ray's service center,
6630 Harford Road.
426
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,076
Yes, ma'am.
427
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:18,115
Uhh.
428
00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:23,224
Hey, lady, you can't
change your clothes in here.
429
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:26,059
- Why not?
- 'Cause I said so.
430
00:29:27,665 --> 00:29:29,496
Want some fun?
431
00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:32,526
What are you doing?
432
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,034
- Can I get up front?
- No, you can't.
433
00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:42,604
- Come on, you can leave the meter running.
- Stay in the back.
434
00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:46,606
- Oh, come on, I want some action.
- Get off me, lady.
435
00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:49,984
Hey... you can't do
that stuff in here.
436
00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:52,990
- Get out!
- This cab free?
437
00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:55,117
Sure is, tiger.
438
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,789
Hey, hey, hey!
Jeez!
439
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:02,425
Go! What the hell
was that?
440
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,667
Oh.
441
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,768
- ♪ Mommy told me something... ♪
- Traitor!
442
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,779
That's right,
spread the word.
443
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,543
You bet, Big Ethel.
444
00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:20,745
Here, put the pink ones
on the cars.
445
00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:22,582
Put the yellows
on the houses.
446
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:25,248
Put that
on the windshield.
447
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:28,054
And don't stop till you get to the end
of the block.
448
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:35,591
♪ He will never
ever leave you if your heart... ♪
449
00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,659
- Who is it?
- It's Big Ethel.
450
00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:42,369
We're having
a decency rally...
451
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:44,568
You better start
in your own backyard then.
452
00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:47,203
I heard your daughter Sylvia
picked up a bottle
453
00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:49,440
with her cooter
in the old folks' home.
454
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,415
She what?
That's not true.
455
00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:55,317
My daughter is a good girl.
She hates sex.
456
00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,450
What is she talking about,
that bitch?
457
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,815
Hello?
458
00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:34,348
Ray Ray?
459
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:39,728
It's me, Sylvia.
And I need full service.
460
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:42,324
I knew you'd find us,
Sylvia.
461
00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:49,103
Don't be afraid. We've all had
accidental concussions just like you.
462
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:51,700
- You have?
- Yeah.
463
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,644
Mine was from the faulty hood
of a customer's car
464
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:57,512
that collapsed on my head
while I was changing the oil.
465
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:05,355
And now I guide other
head-injury sufferers
466
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:08,086
to the final dawn
of sexual awakening.
467
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:11,459
- You've been sent to help us.
- I have?
468
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:15,296
We're all sex addicts
and we have been waiting for you.
469
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,995
- But why?
- Because you can lead us
470
00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:22,632
to an erotic orgasm
we've never experienced.
471
00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,505
I can't.
I promise you I can't.
472
00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,305
I'm Loose Linda.
473
00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:30,474
I fucked the entire
Harford Road Police Department.
474
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:32,506
It's nice to meet you,
Loose Linda.
475
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,587
Until you've hit your head,
476
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,784
you can never really feel
the power you get from sex.
477
00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:42,384
My name is Paw Paw.
I'm on "bush patrol."
478
00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:44,395
I hope we can
have sex one day.
479
00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:46,863
I'd like that, Sylvia.
480
00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:53,563
I knew you'd come.
You're number 12.
481
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:56,232
- Number 12 what?
- All in good time.
482
00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:06,150
Dave, is that you?
483
00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:09,347
We call him Dingy Dave
and he's number three.
484
00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:12,686
Don't worry, Mrs. Stickles,
you'll understand soon.
485
00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:15,852
Dingy Dave is lucky.
He's into Mysophilia.
486
00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:19,385
It's a sexual attraction to dirt.
He thought it was new.
487
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,398
But it wasn't.
488
00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:24,765
Dirt worship's been around long
before my accident.
489
00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:27,532
I just didn't know.
490
00:33:27,572 --> 00:33:29,665
Ray Ray
491
00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:33,336
has helped me understand
my hypersexuality.
492
00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:37,075
And he cured me
of my herpes.
493
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:39,345
Like a miracle.
494
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,352
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no.
495
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:43,786
We don't say the ''m'' word
around here.
496
00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:47,757
- Oh.
- Mrs. Stickles?
497
00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:50,784
May I, uh,
be your vacuum cleaner?
498
00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:54,594
Well, I'm new to this,
but I'll try.
499
00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:02,965
Oh!
500
00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:05,805
Oh!
501
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:09,610
It's like Noah's ark
around here.
502
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:12,411
There is one
of every perversion.
503
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:16,716
But, alas, it's all
been done.
504
00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:18,847
Brace yourself, Sylvia.
505
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,188
Got company!
506
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:23,159
Officer Alvin!
507
00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:28,929
I'm an adult baby, Sylvia.
You want to be my mommy?
508
00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:31,025
Adult babies are into
age regression.
509
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,765
They intensely eroticize
being infants.
510
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:36,103
And sometimes they like
to be burped.
511
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:39,906
I'm a big boy and
I'm beyond the law.
512
00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:43,947
Bouncy, bouncy,
bouncy...
513
00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:46,006
As you grow to embrace
your concussion,
514
00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:48,018
you'll learn to accept
anything sexual
515
00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:50,816
as long as it's safe,
consensual and doesn't harm others.
516
00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:53,585
You wanna powder
my chafed butt?
517
00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:55,285
Uh, I would,
518
00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:58,659
but I'm supposed
to help Ray Ray think up a new sex act.
519
00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:00,323
Maybe later.
520
00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:03,026
Da-da...
521
00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:06,362
Number five,
six and seven.
522
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,804
You may know us
as neighbors, Sylvia,
523
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,741
but in this world,
we're into human sandwiches.
524
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:16,641
One day, we hope
you'll be our "lettuce."
525
00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:22,111
- You know about my Priority Penis.
- Oof! Ow!
526
00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:24,121
I never thought
it would be you.
527
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:26,783
Come on and meet
the "Three Bears."
528
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,752
We're husky, we're hairy,
we're homosexual
529
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,789
and out of
the second closet.
530
00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:38,802
And we can cuddle
all night.
531
00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:42,431
Yeah, hunting for some grizz-sm...
532
00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:51,179
Ever hear
of sploshing?
533
00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:53,877
I only had my concussion
this morning.
534
00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,977
It's okay.
It's an English fetish.
535
00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:58,147
Sploshing is
the erotic urge
536
00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:00,248
to dump food
in your private area.
537
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:05,659
Oh-ooh!
538
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,891
I'm Messy Melinda
539
00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:10,059
and our bushes
will burn together.
540
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:14,037
And of course you know
of Fat Fuck Frank.
541
00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:16,631
Mrs. Stickles, go home
and free your daughter.
542
00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:22,870
She's one of us
and needs to be here now.
543
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:31,053
I'm number 11.
544
00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:33,454
Number 11?
545
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:46,164
Oh, my God!
I'm the 12th apostle?
546
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,728
- Yes, shh.
- Say it proud.
547
00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:50,400
If you say it out loud,
you might disappear.
548
00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:52,306
No, no, no, I'm just
Sylvia Stickles.
549
00:36:52,343 --> 00:36:54,971
I'm a horny woman
with a head injury. I can...
550
00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:58,573
I know you are and we're
gonna do something about that.
551
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,515
Ray Ray
is a sex saint,
552
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:06,114
- and he's got powers.
- Amen to that.
553
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,491
I've got a hard-on
of gold,
554
00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:20,936
and my tongue
is on fire.
555
00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:24,673
Oh, and I've got
hot pants, Ray Ray.
556
00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:27,542
We're all in heat.
557
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:30,445
And as you know,
Sylvia is a cunnilingus bottom.
558
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:31,573
Yes, she is.
559
00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,481
Who wants
to eat her out?
560
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:38,755
Let's go sexing!
561
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:41,121
Yeah!
562
00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:46,296
Jesus Christ,
how many houses do I gotta go to?
563
00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:49,026
Who is it?
564
00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:51,591
It's Big Ethel
from up the Park-and-Pay.
565
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:53,604
We're having
a decency rally tomorrow.
566
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:56,163
We want all Neuters
to be there.
567
00:37:57,408 --> 00:37:59,376
What's a Neuter?
568
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:02,277
It's a normal person who
is fed up with perversion.
569
00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:03,439
Sign me up then.
570
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:06,541
Tonight a woman in my cab
tried to grab my nutsack.
571
00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:09,109
Oh, it's a sick world!
572
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:15,251
♪ I don't know how it started
I don't know what I did ♪
573
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,456
♪ But there's a gal who's chasing me
who really flipped her lid ♪
574
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:21,260
- Hey!
- ♪ I call her my eager beaver baby ♪
575
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,824
♪ Ooh, eager beaver
baby... ♪
576
00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:26,063
- Was that Sylvia Stickles?
- I think it was.
577
00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:27,730
What happened
to her?
578
00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:31,640
I don't know,
but it's a dirty shame.
579
00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:37,111
♪ ...well what am I
gonna do ♪
580
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:41,881
♪ With that eager beaver
baby of mine? ♪
581
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,085
Hello, Vaughn.
582
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:50,255
Hello, Betty.
Have you seen my wife?
583
00:38:50,294 --> 00:38:52,194
Come on in.
584
00:38:52,229 --> 00:38:56,188
No, I can't.
Sylvia seems to be missing.
585
00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:58,394
I was with her
earlier, but...
586
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:00,836
Maybe she's
getting lucky.
587
00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:04,238
Harford Road
is wild these days.
588
00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:20,889
Hey, hey, come on,
open.
589
00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:10,001
I seen you,
Sylvia Stickles,
590
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,373
showing your pubic patch
to the bus driver.
591
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,312
You should move downtown
where you belong, you whore.
592
00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:22,017
End of the line.
593
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,632
Okay, buster,
turn off the motor.
594
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:40,068
- Who, me?
- Yeah, you!
595
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:45,406
Yes, ma'am!
596
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:51,412
♪ Don't touch that spot
that itchy-twitchy spot ♪
597
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,509
♪ That spot that's swelling up
and turning red... ♪
598
00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:57,316
- Grrr...
- What are you doing in there?
599
00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:58,787
Vaughn, where is
my daughter?
600
00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:00,757
I don't know, Big Ethel.
I can't find her.
601
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,453
Oh, don't go in there.
Bears live here.
602
00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:06,622
Big fat hairy fags
with dicks.
603
00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:11,561
Hi, I'm Cow Patty.
604
00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:14,162
I'm Vaughn.
I live up the street
605
00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:15,695
and I'm looking
for my wife Sylvia.
606
00:41:15,739 --> 00:41:19,675
I'm the only ''Goldilocks'' allowed
in this bear cave.
607
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:22,304
I'm a bear hag.
And we call this...
608
00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:24,814
Bear soup!
609
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:32,816
Wow, a Tranny Bear.
610
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:35,348
Come on in.
611
00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:37,656
Police!
612
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,620
♪ My gal is red hot ♪
613
00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:15,632
♪ Your gal
ain't doodly squat ♪
614
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:18,294
♪ Yeah,
my gal is red hot ♪
615
00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:20,997
- ♪ Your gal ain't doodly squat... ♪
- Go, baby, go!
616
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:22,471
Shake that thing!
617
00:42:22,506 --> 00:42:24,701
♪ ...she's really
got a lot... ♪
618
00:42:24,742 --> 00:42:27,609
Mother!
What's the matter?
619
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,636
♪ ...six feet four... ♪
620
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,444
Nothing, honey.
I just wanted to have
621
00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:34,280
a little
mother-daughter chat.
622
00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:37,116
I'm so sorry
I spoke so harshly
623
00:42:37,154 --> 00:42:39,179
about your vagina
this morning.
624
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:42,954
It's all right.
Where did you get that outfit, Mother?
625
00:42:42,993 --> 00:42:46,724
Oh, you like it?
It's my new apostle look.
626
00:42:46,764 --> 00:42:49,631
Oh, you've got fan mail.
627
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:54,533
The mailman's
got a big Johnson, doesn't he?
628
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,665
Mother!
629
00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:59,005
Well, your father's
got a big one too.
630
00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:01,170
Oh, you are
freaking me out.
631
00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:03,179
I was with Fat Fuck Frank
this afternoon.
632
00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:05,306
He seems to really
like your tits.
633
00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:08,113
Is he hung?
634
00:43:08,152 --> 00:43:10,245
He's about
average.
635
00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:12,755
Tell me, Ursula...
636
00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:15,759
'cause that's the name
you like to use, isn't it?
637
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:16,987
Yes it is, Mother.
638
00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:20,929
I know that Fat Fuck Frank
is a tit man,
639
00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:25,402
but does he ever...
well, you know...
640
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,097
"whistle
in the dark"?
641
00:43:27,137 --> 00:43:31,540
Yes, he does.
Thank you for asking.
642
00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:37,373
Oh, my God!
You have met Ray Ray.
643
00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:40,611
Oh, Mother!
644
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,614
♪ Goo-goo, da-da ♪
645
00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:46,816
♪ Goo-goo, da-da ♪
646
00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:50,691
Officer, it's not like my wife
to just walk away.
647
00:43:50,728 --> 00:43:54,186
She was probably
kidnapped by sex fiends.
648
00:43:54,231 --> 00:43:57,723
We've got orgies going on,
perverts walking around.
649
00:43:57,768 --> 00:44:01,169
- Do something.
- I am doing something.
650
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:03,264
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy
651
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,138
Hmm, bouncy...
652
00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:07,143
Goo-goo,
Goo-goo, ma-ma!
653
00:44:09,613 --> 00:44:13,174
- This isn't California.
- It's Harford Road.
654
00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:16,618
Baby just shaved his balls.
You wanna see 'em?
655
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,053
Oh!
656
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,278
I'm a sex addict,
657
00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:44,576
an exhibitionist,
658
00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:46,776
and I'm
your daughter.
659
00:44:46,817 --> 00:44:50,719
Oh, oh, Ursula...
660
00:44:50,754 --> 00:44:52,551
ever since
my concussion,
661
00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:56,252
I've learned so much
about Eros.
662
00:44:56,293 --> 00:44:58,818
I'm a sex addict too.
663
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,763
I'm a cunnilingus
bottom,
664
00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:03,664
and I'm
your mother.
665
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,535
I tried to tell you about my maypole
accident when I was 11.
666
00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:12,433
But you never listened.
667
00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:17,004
Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll make it up
to you, Ursula, I promise.
668
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,915
Let's go down
to the Holiday House
669
00:45:20,951 --> 00:45:23,977
and fuck the whole bar.
670
00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:26,353
Okay, Mom.
671
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:29,951
Let's go sexing!
672
00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:45,598
Ooh-ooh!
673
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,246
- Come on!
- I am coming as fast as I can.
674
00:46:06,663 --> 00:46:10,565
♪ Well, I was drivin'
down I-95 the other night ♪
675
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:14,264
♪ Somebody nearly cut me
right off the road ♪
676
00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:17,671
♪ I decided it wasn't
gonna do any good to get mad ♪
677
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:21,007
♪ So I wrote a song
about him instead ♪
678
00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:23,638
♪ It goes like this... ♪
679
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,377
♪ Were you born
an asshole? ♪
680
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:31,979
♪ Or did you work at it
your whole life? ♪
681
00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:36,118
♪ Either way
it's worked out fine ♪
682
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,493
♪ 'Cause you're
an asshole tonight... ♪
683
00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:54,066
Ha! Ha! Ha!
684
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:59,548
Ursula! Ursula! Ursula!
685
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,450
Ursula!
Ursula! Ursula!
686
00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,511
Ursula! Ursula! Ursula!
687
00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,648
♪ My gal is red hot ♪
688
00:47:06,690 --> 00:47:09,090
♪ Your gal
ain't doodly squat ♪
689
00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:11,959
♪ Yeah, my gal is red hot ♪
690
00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,963
♪ Your gal
ain't doodly squat ♪
691
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,862
♪ Well, she ain't got
no money ♪
692
00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:17,799
♪ But man, she's really
got a lot ♪
693
00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:22,338
♪ Well, I got a gal,
six feet four ♪
694
00:47:22,372 --> 00:47:25,273
♪ Sleeps in the kitchen
with her feet out the door ♪
695
00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:27,277
♪ My gal is red hot ♪
696
00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:29,302
♪ Your gal
ain't doodly squat ♪
697
00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:32,247
♪ Yeah, my gal
is red hot ♪
698
00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:34,443
♪ Your gal
ain't doodly squat ♪
699
00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:36,213
♪ Well, she ain't got
no money ♪
700
00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:37,982
♪ But man, she's
really got a lot... ♪
701
00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:44,483
Wait up, Vaughn.
702
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:47,088
Come on, Big Ethel.
703
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:50,060
Oh, my God.
704
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:53,194
- Vaughn, I need my pills.
- I know.
705
00:47:55,472 --> 00:47:59,272
♪ ...well, she walks
all night, talks all day... ♪
706
00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:01,402
That's my daughter.
707
00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:03,140
That's my daughter!
708
00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:05,239
That's my
daughter!
709
00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:09,514
♪ ...yeah, my gal
is red hot... ♪
710
00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,646
Caprice!
711
00:48:12,656 --> 00:48:14,317
Capri...
712
00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:19,693
Hi. Hey, come on.
Come on.
713
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,264
Ooh-hh!
714
00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:36,642
♪ Well, she's the kinda
woman who's a lounge-around ♪
715
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,444
♪ Spendin' my business
all over town ♪
716
00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:42,111
♪ But my gal is red hot ♪
717
00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:44,450
♪ Your gal
ain't doodly squat... ♪
718
00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:47,082
Aah! Let me go!
719
00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:49,217
Oh, Big Ethel!
720
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:50,920
Get off my ass!
721
00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:55,321
Ooh.
722
00:48:58,302 --> 00:49:00,031
Sylvia!
723
00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:01,594
Shoot!
724
00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:05,731
♪ Sylvia... ♪
725
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,505
♪ Sylvia... ♪
726
00:49:07,544 --> 00:49:09,512
♪ Z-Y-X ♪
727
00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:11,707
♪ And W-V-U ♪
728
00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:13,045
♪ T-S-R-Q ♪
729
00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:15,415
♪ P-O-N-M-L-K ♪
730
00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:17,044
♪ J-I-H ♪
731
00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:19,317
♪ G-F-E-D-C-B-A ♪
732
00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:22,382
♪ We say
the backward alphabet ♪
733
00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,519
♪ It's complex ♪
734
00:49:24,561 --> 00:49:26,290
♪ And trouble
to learn too ♪
735
00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:29,788
♪ But you can do it
if you put your mind to it ♪
736
00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,630
♪ That's the way... ♪
737
00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:33,761
♪ Now everybody say it ♪
738
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,635
♪ You can do
the backwards alphabet ♪
739
00:49:35,672 --> 00:49:37,162
♪ Z-Y-X... ♪
740
00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:39,368
♪ You can learn
the backwards alphabet ♪
741
00:49:39,409 --> 00:49:41,570
♪ S-R-Q-P... ♪
742
00:49:41,611 --> 00:49:43,374
♪ You can learn
the backwards alphabet... ♪
743
00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:01,254
- Sylvia?
- Hmm?
744
00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:04,199
You have what is known
as a "runaway vagina."
745
00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:06,862
- I do?
- You had a concussion, honey.
746
00:50:06,903 --> 00:50:09,804
Sometimes a booboo
on the head
747
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,774
can trigger inappropriate
sexual outbursts.
748
00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:15,642
- You're a sex addict, Sylvia.
- And you've hit bottom.
749
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:17,613
Don't listen
to them, Mother.
750
00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,047
Sexual addiction is a privilege.
You know that.
751
00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:22,677
Do you know how embarrassing
this is for me?
752
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:26,120
One nymphomaniac
in the family's bad enough, but two?!
753
00:50:26,156 --> 00:50:28,590
It's a disease,
Big Ethel.
754
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:31,992
Being a whore
is a disease?
755
00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:36,728
Caprice, because of your
criminally enlarged breasts...
756
00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,132
You're a freak.
757
00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:40,762
The bloodstream to your brain
has been blocked,
758
00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:43,364
causing
permanent depression.
759
00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:46,808
I'm not depressed.
Daddy!
760
00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:49,835
- You should be depressed.
- No, I don't want Prozac!
761
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,474
- No...
- These will make you feel normal.
762
00:50:52,516 --> 00:50:55,212
I don't want to feel normal!
Mother, help me.
763
00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:58,415
Caprice, I apologize
for my shameful behavior.
764
00:50:58,455 --> 00:51:00,423
Don't you recognize
the concussion?
765
00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:03,187
Just swallow.
766
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,194
Prozac can lower
the libido
767
00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:08,095
and stymie the sexual fantasies
of many female patients.
768
00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:10,793
And then finally, finally we can
schedule you
769
00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:12,495
for a breast reduction operation.
770
00:51:12,536 --> 00:51:15,164
No! I don't
want to be Neuter.
771
00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:18,436
Maybe she's right.
Sex addicts are everywhere.
772
00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:21,103
And soon they're gonna
discover a new sex act.
773
00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:22,907
I'm supposed
to help them.
774
00:51:22,946 --> 00:51:24,641
It will pass, Sylvia.
775
00:51:24,681 --> 00:51:27,343
No, there's this guy
named Ray Ray
776
00:51:27,384 --> 00:51:30,842
and he is their leader
and he ate me out.
777
00:51:30,887 --> 00:51:33,219
Ugh!
778
00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:37,090
You let strangers put
their germ-filled mouths on your uterus?
779
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,629
Sylvia, Dr. Arlington told me
about these meetings.
780
00:51:41,665 --> 00:51:44,156
Yeah, they're
for people like you.
781
00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:47,967
Honey, the whole family
is gonna go, Sylvia.
782
00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:50,700
But we're not
telling anybody.
783
00:51:52,008 --> 00:51:54,306
♪ Sylvia... ♪
784
00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:01,441
I've got a hard-on
of gold,
785
00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:05,182
and my tongue
is on fire.
786
00:52:05,222 --> 00:52:07,247
Let's go sexing...?
787
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:14,453
Sylvia, stay
on this side.
788
00:52:16,733 --> 00:52:19,293
You had a concussion,
honey.
789
00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:26,203
Mmph.
790
00:52:27,744 --> 00:52:32,078
No, Caprice, you know
it doesn't work that way.
791
00:52:32,115 --> 00:52:34,515
It has to be
an accident.
792
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:48,129
Oh, please,
I beg of you.
793
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:51,430
Help me to keep
my sexual sobriety.
794
00:52:51,468 --> 00:52:52,765
Please.
795
00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:15,714
Ho-ho-ho!
796
00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:19,194
♪ Do you like boobs a lot?
Yes, I like boobs a lot ♪
797
00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:21,390
♪ Boobs a lot, boobs a lot,
you gotta like boobs a lot ♪
798
00:53:21,431 --> 00:53:23,524
♪ Really like boobs a lot,
you gotta like boobs a lot ♪
799
00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:25,728
♪ Boobs a lot, boobs a lot,
you gotta like boobs a lot ♪
800
00:53:25,769 --> 00:53:27,862
♪ Down in the locker room,
just we boys ♪
801
00:53:27,904 --> 00:53:29,838
♪ Beating down the locker room
with all that noise ♪
802
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:32,034
♪ Singing "Do you like boobs a lot?"
You gotta like boobs a lot... ♪
803
00:53:32,075 --> 00:53:34,236
♪ Boobs a lot, boobs a lot...
you like boobs a lot ♪
804
00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:35,301
♪ Do you wear
your jock a lot? ♪
805
00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:40,309
Oh...!
806
00:53:42,152 --> 00:53:45,849
♪ If I forget
to say my prayers ♪
807
00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,585
♪ The devil
jumps with glee ♪
808
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:52,152
♪ That he feels
so awful-awful ♪
809
00:53:52,195 --> 00:53:55,653
♪ When he sees me
on my knees ♪
810
00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:59,191
♪ So if you're
full of trouble ♪
811
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,672
♪ And you never seem
to win ♪
812
00:54:02,706 --> 00:54:05,869
♪ Just open up
your heart ♪
813
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:09,606
♪ And let the sun
shine in ♪
814
00:54:09,646 --> 00:54:13,605
♪ So let the sun
shine in ♪
815
00:54:13,650 --> 00:54:16,847
♪ Face it with a grin ♪
816
00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:19,719
♪ Open up your heart ♪
817
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:23,317
♪ And let the sun
shine in ♪
818
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,487
Sex.
819
00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:27,496
My name is Paige,
820
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,192
I'm from Roxton
and I am a sex addict.
821
00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:33,202
My drug of choice...
frottage,
822
00:54:33,236 --> 00:54:36,603
the sexual rubbing-up
on unsuspecting citizens.
823
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,507
"Excuse me," I'd say,
while I'd grind my crotch
824
00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:42,841
into an unsuspecting passenger
on a crowded airplane.
825
00:54:42,879 --> 00:54:45,347
Halt, hungry, angry,
826
00:54:45,382 --> 00:54:47,373
lonely, tired.
827
00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:50,386
No one ever knew.
I was in first class...
828
00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:52,980
Hello, I'm Ronnie the Rimmer
and I'm a sex addict.
829
00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:54,456
Uh. Uh!
830
00:54:55,525 --> 00:54:59,518
I'm Sylvia and
my clitoris is in crisis.
831
00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:01,496
I'm Sylvia's
husband Vaughn,
832
00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:04,591
and... I'm trying
to understand.
833
00:55:04,634 --> 00:55:06,602
And this is my daughter,
Caprice.
834
00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:09,469
Yeah, and Prozac
saved my life.
835
00:55:09,506 --> 00:55:14,239
I'm Big Ethel and don't get any ideas,
I'm normal.
836
00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:17,508
Hello, I'm Tony the Tickler
and I was a tickle top.
837
00:55:17,547 --> 00:55:19,572
And that's nothing
to laugh at.
838
00:55:19,616 --> 00:55:24,053
We are the Stickles family
and it's nice to be here.
839
00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:26,988
Excuse me, I'd say
for the hundredth time...
840
00:55:27,023 --> 00:55:29,457
this is Lu Ann
and Larry.
841
00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:31,517
We were into
''Roman showers.''
842
00:55:31,561 --> 00:55:33,688
Vomiting on each other
as foreplay.
843
00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:35,322
But that doesn't
come up anymore.
844
00:55:35,365 --> 00:55:37,697
No, siree,
a higher power saved us.
845
00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:39,702
I want these
people arrested
846
00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:41,761
and punished
to the full extent of the law.
847
00:55:41,805 --> 00:55:43,898
Let me lead you
to recovery.
848
00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:48,534
Once, a man on jury duty
complained that I rode his knee
849
00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:50,443
when we filed in
to announce the verdict.
850
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,539
But I denied it
to the judge.
851
00:55:52,582 --> 00:55:55,107
Sex addicts
learn to lie.
852
00:55:55,151 --> 00:55:59,451
Denial... don't need you
to know that I am lying.
853
00:55:59,489 --> 00:56:02,287
They call me Dora.
854
00:56:02,325 --> 00:56:05,692
And I'm a chronic
masturbator.
855
00:56:05,729 --> 00:56:08,721
I've been sober
only two weeks now.
856
00:56:08,765 --> 00:56:12,064
I'm Sylvia
and I've hit bottom.
857
00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,866
...day in and day out.
858
00:56:14,904 --> 00:56:18,067
Finally someone reported me
to a security guard and I was arrested.
859
00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:22,807
- I would hope so.
- We don't judge others here, madam.
860
00:56:22,846 --> 00:56:25,076
Progress, not perfection.
861
00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:28,812
Sex addicts,
your meetings are my life.
862
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,915
Thank you.
863
00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:33,718
Thank you so much.
864
00:56:33,757 --> 00:56:36,555
Halt, hungry, angry,
865
00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:38,618
lonely, tired...
866
00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:42,324
All this yelling is giving me
a ''Swedish headache.''
867
00:56:42,365 --> 00:56:46,859
You know what I mean?
Horny.
868
00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:48,894
This woman is crazy.
869
00:56:48,938 --> 00:56:51,566
Nothing's the matter with "beating
the beaver" once in a while.
870
00:56:52,842 --> 00:56:56,403
Hello, I'm Paige
and I am a sex addict.
871
00:56:56,446 --> 00:56:58,971
I'm Sylvia
and I can't control
872
00:56:59,015 --> 00:57:01,677
my... "axis of evil."
873
00:57:01,718 --> 00:57:03,811
Let me be your sponsor,
Sylvia.
874
00:57:03,853 --> 00:57:06,788
Thank you.
I'm so ashamed.
875
00:57:06,823 --> 00:57:11,317
- Admit to God... you are a whore.
- I'm a whore.
876
00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:13,352
Make a list of all
the people you've fucked
877
00:57:13,396 --> 00:57:15,694
and apologize
to their parents.
878
00:57:15,732 --> 00:57:18,530
My name
is Mr. Pay Day.
879
00:57:18,568 --> 00:57:21,662
- And I'm here for a little scat chat.
- Thank you.
880
00:57:21,704 --> 00:57:26,141
A pay day is an unflushed turd,
hence my name.
881
00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:30,179
I used to defecate
in public restrooms
882
00:57:30,213 --> 00:57:32,408
up and down Harford Road
883
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:35,384
- and never flush the toilet.
- That was him?
884
00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:38,854
But my life of turd abuse
didn't stop there, oh, no.
885
00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:42,187
I started doing
"upper deckers"...
886
00:57:42,225 --> 00:57:44,523
shitting in the top tank
of the toilet,
887
00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:46,620
where no one would ever look
to find the odor.
888
00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:49,154
I can certainly
judge that.
889
00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:52,327
- Progress, not perfection.
- Thank you.
890
00:57:52,368 --> 00:57:54,359
Thank you,
it really means a lot.
891
00:57:54,404 --> 00:57:58,636
Hi, my name is Caprice
892
00:57:58,675 --> 00:58:01,405
and I am a sex addict.
893
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,041
I used to be known
as Ursula Udders,
894
00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:10,746
but let me tell you,
Ursula Udders is utterly over.
895
00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:15,383
I'm on Prozac now
and I am a new woman.
896
00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:17,757
Oh.
897
00:58:17,794 --> 00:58:20,854
Halt, hungry, angry...
898
00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:24,162
Ever jerk off when one
of your hands is asleep?
899
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,260
No. Look, please,
I'm a Neuter.
900
00:58:27,303 --> 00:58:29,271
You should try it.
901
00:58:29,305 --> 00:58:33,036
It feels like
somebody else is doing it.
902
00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:35,169
I defied nature
and now I must pay the price.
903
00:58:35,211 --> 00:58:38,180
- Ever take a ''rufie''?
- No!
904
00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:41,308
Me neither.
I'm afraid I'd stay home
905
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,945
and date rape myself
all night long.
906
00:58:43,987 --> 00:58:48,048
...that I will get
a breast reduction operation.
907
00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:50,218
Yes. I will.
908
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:53,923
- I promise.
- Yes! Yes!
909
00:58:53,963 --> 00:58:56,693
And I will never
910
00:58:56,733 --> 00:59:00,100
be nude again!
911
00:59:00,136 --> 00:59:03,833
Thank you.
Thank you.
912
00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:06,433
I got my girls.
913
00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:11,878
Er... er...
my name is Sylvia,
914
00:59:11,915 --> 00:59:15,942
and I too
am a sex addict.
915
00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:19,011
But I'm not dirty
anymore.
916
00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,752
Grrr-rr...
917
00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:25,249
That's right, Sylvia. You know how long
your poor dead father had to wait?
918
00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:28,856
It was a long hard road
to this vagina.
919
00:59:30,433 --> 00:59:34,767
We must warn others
in the concussion community,
920
00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:39,241
that a head injury
is not an excuse for debauchery.
921
00:59:41,277 --> 00:59:43,268
That's right, sister!
922
00:59:44,781 --> 00:59:47,944
But your vagina
belongs to eternity, Sylvia Stickles.
923
00:59:49,485 --> 00:59:51,453
Be gone,
Beelzebub.
924
00:59:51,487 --> 00:59:54,285
Let my mother's
pussy be!
925
00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:56,417
I'm not your
filthy apostle.
926
00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:58,586
No, sir, no!
927
00:59:58,628 --> 01:00:01,290
I'm not
number anything.
928
01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:05,995
He is a fraud. Remember Jim Jones?
Remember People's Temple?
929
01:00:06,035 --> 01:00:10,267
He's a sex addict. A filthy controlling
pervert who wants your soul.
930
01:00:10,306 --> 01:00:14,072
It's all mumbo-jumbo.
He's just a filthy man.
931
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,601
Sex addicts,
you are the chosen people.
932
01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:18,477
Help us uncover
nature's secret.
933
01:00:18,514 --> 01:00:21,176
Halt, horny,
934
01:00:21,217 --> 01:00:25,847
anal, lustful, titties.
935
01:00:25,888 --> 01:00:30,484
- Seduce your sponsor.
- One fuck at a time.
936
01:00:30,526 --> 01:00:33,552
Intimacy equals inadequacy.
937
01:00:33,596 --> 01:00:35,757
What's the matter
with you people?
938
01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:37,789
You're wasting
valuable sex time.
939
01:00:37,834 --> 01:00:40,268
Your cunt
is like a charity.
940
01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:45,070
You must give,
give and give...
941
01:00:45,108 --> 01:00:47,201
I'm slipping.
942
01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:49,336
I'm slipping.
943
01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:51,813
Recovery is regression.
944
01:00:51,848 --> 01:00:54,408
It will never pass.
945
01:00:54,450 --> 01:00:57,510
No, don't! I have to.
946
01:00:57,553 --> 01:01:00,852
Don't listen to him.
947
01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:06,593
Stop it.
Please, I'm a Neuter!
948
01:01:10,266 --> 01:01:11,893
Concussion sufferers,
949
01:01:11,934 --> 01:01:15,426
find the new orgasm
and we'll all be supernatural.
950
01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:17,234
It's out there, you just...
951
01:01:17,273 --> 01:01:21,471
I have to do this.
952
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:26,308
There is no
higher power than sex!
953
01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,180
Stop it! Aah-ah!
954
01:01:28,217 --> 01:01:31,516
Stop it, don't touch me.
I've been neutered.
955
01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:33,681
Let no sex act...
956
01:01:33,723 --> 01:01:36,351
You're fired, David,
and no unemployment neither.
957
01:01:36,392 --> 01:01:39,361
It's okay.
This is sex.
958
01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:41,761
There is a beautiful woman
here tonight named Sylvia
959
01:01:41,798 --> 01:01:43,766
who can reveal a secret.
960
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,769
And that woman
is my wife!
961
01:01:46,803 --> 01:01:49,863
Vaughn, let us show you
eternal sexual satisfaction.
962
01:01:49,906 --> 01:01:51,897
- We love you.
- Love?!
963
01:01:51,941 --> 01:01:54,774
Whatever you do,
don't call it love.
964
01:01:57,413 --> 01:02:00,280
Oh, God!
965
01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:09,088
Let's go sexing!
966
01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:12,117
♪ Help me Mr. Fireman,
please ♪
967
01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:14,459
♪ You know I'm burning
from my head to my knees ♪
968
01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:16,761
♪ I'm aflame with
such a burning desire ♪
969
01:02:16,799 --> 01:02:20,166
♪ That little girl
sets my soul on fire ♪
970
01:02:20,203 --> 01:02:23,969
♪ She's got me burning up
like a paper cup ♪
971
01:02:24,006 --> 01:02:27,203
♪ Whoo-whoo-whoo,
I'm on fire... ♪
972
01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:30,076
Come on, Dad!
973
01:02:30,113 --> 01:02:33,014
- Go, baby.
- Get off of me!
974
01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:35,313
Ooh!
975
01:02:35,351 --> 01:02:38,411
Sylvia, Sylvia?
976
01:02:38,454 --> 01:02:41,946
Sylvia?
977
01:02:41,991 --> 01:02:44,289
♪ ...hmmm, hmmm,
I'm on fire... ♪
978
01:02:46,129 --> 01:02:49,098
...the shock of each moment
and still be alive.
979
01:02:57,507 --> 01:03:00,340
You've got the devil in your cervix,
that's what you've got.
980
01:03:05,014 --> 01:03:07,209
Come home to my penis
where you belong.
981
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:10,708
I can't, Vaughn.
I'm a libertine.
982
01:03:10,753 --> 01:03:12,880
I say no
to sexual addiction.
983
01:03:12,922 --> 01:03:15,891
You'll get
a yeast infection.
984
01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:18,553
Now is the time
for home invasion!
985
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,133
♪ Oh, his pop-up
doesn't pop up anymore... ♪
986
01:03:35,178 --> 01:03:37,146
Somebody help!
987
01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:39,307
♪ It just doesn't do
the thing it did before... ♪
988
01:03:39,348 --> 01:03:41,145
Somebody gave him pills!
989
01:03:41,184 --> 01:03:46,588
♪ ...his pop-up will not
pop up anymore ♪
990
01:03:49,091 --> 01:03:51,457
We're gonna make
a nice sauce...
991
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,052
Oh, my God!
992
01:03:53,095 --> 01:03:55,689
Okay, who wants
to fuck me?
993
01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:58,598
I do.
994
01:03:58,634 --> 01:04:00,932
She wants me!
995
01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:03,700
- Get off of him!
- Let me go with her!
996
01:04:03,739 --> 01:04:07,198
- ♪ Have faith, hope and charity... ♪
- Sex is disgusting!
997
01:04:07,243 --> 01:04:10,904
♪ That's the way
to live successfully ♪
998
01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:14,949
♪ How do I know?
The Bible tells me so... ♪
999
01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:17,951
♪ The Bible
tells me... ♪
1000
01:04:17,987 --> 01:04:21,946
♪ Do good
to your enemies ♪
1001
01:04:21,991 --> 01:04:24,618
♪ And the blessed Lord
you'll surely please ♪
1002
01:04:25,428 --> 01:04:29,626
♪ How do I know?
The Bible tells me so ♪
1003
01:04:29,665 --> 01:04:31,929
♪ The Bible
tells me ♪
1004
01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:35,460
♪ Don't worry
'bout tomorrow ♪
1005
01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:39,133
♪ Just be
real good today ♪
1006
01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:42,576
♪ The Lord
is right beside you... ♪
1007
01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:44,603
All right, everybody,
just come on in.
1008
01:04:44,647 --> 01:04:46,706
That's right,
everybody in.
1009
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:48,979
Thank you. Thank you so much
for coming out tonight.
1010
01:04:49,018 --> 01:04:50,645
- We got toilet paper?
- We've got toilet paper.
1011
01:04:50,686 --> 01:04:52,779
We couldn't be
doing this without you.
1012
01:04:52,822 --> 01:04:55,985
Move up,
everybody, okay?
1013
01:04:56,025 --> 01:04:58,687
Now, parents,
talk to your children
1014
01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,959
tell them
how repulsive sex is.
1015
01:05:01,998 --> 01:05:07,129
And kids, tell your mom and dad
the truth.
1016
01:05:07,169 --> 01:05:10,502
Second base isn't just
feeling up a bra strap anymore.
1017
01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:12,507
No, it's a blow job.
1018
01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:14,509
No blow jobs!
1019
01:05:16,712 --> 01:05:18,475
Teenagers everywhere,
1020
01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:21,677
come on, join
the Neuter resistance.
1021
01:05:21,717 --> 01:05:25,312
We're not here protesting
anything tonight, are we, Neuters?
1022
01:05:25,354 --> 01:05:27,447
No!
1023
01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:29,321
We're for something.
1024
01:05:29,358 --> 01:05:31,326
Yes, yes!
1025
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:35,262
That's right.
We're for the end of tolerance.
1026
01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:39,923
Tolerance went too far
and we all know it.
1027
01:05:39,969 --> 01:05:42,164
No more tolerance!
1028
01:05:42,204 --> 01:05:45,173
No more tolerance!
No more tolerance!
1029
01:05:45,207 --> 01:05:48,699
No more tolerance! No more tolerance!
1030
01:05:48,744 --> 01:05:51,042
Hurry, hurry!
1031
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:54,447
Hey, feel like
blowing some tunes?
1032
01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:57,816
Come on, don't be shy,
what's the matter with you?
1033
01:05:57,853 --> 01:05:59,821
Hey!
1034
01:05:59,855 --> 01:06:02,722
I'm Sylvia Stickles
and I've got the itch.
1035
01:06:06,329 --> 01:06:08,661
♪ Hoo-hah, hoo-hah... ♪
1036
01:06:11,834 --> 01:06:13,825
♪ Baby, baby... ♪
1037
01:06:13,869 --> 01:06:15,837
♪ Baby, baby, baby... ♪
1038
01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:21,208
Down here!
Come on and join the fun!
1039
01:06:22,378 --> 01:06:24,710
Ooh!
1040
01:06:27,683 --> 01:06:30,447
Hey, hey,
you white devil!
1041
01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:33,978
Come on up here and give me
some of that strange.
1042
01:06:34,023 --> 01:06:36,389
Put it out, pussy wants
some action.
1043
01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:38,393
That's right, Sylvia,
1044
01:06:38,427 --> 01:06:41,396
we're going pearl diving.
1045
01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:46,600
Yes, siree,
I'm looking to go "below 14th Street."
1046
01:06:46,635 --> 01:06:49,433
Get it, Sylvia,
get it while you can.
1047
01:06:49,472 --> 01:06:50,939
I'm coming
as fast as I can.
1048
01:06:52,141 --> 01:06:55,406
No, you're not,
motherfucker.
1049
01:06:55,444 --> 01:06:57,571
Whoa!
1050
01:06:57,613 --> 01:06:59,205
Get your ass
in here now.
1051
01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:02,740
Get out of here,
come on, beat it, Sylvia.
1052
01:07:15,598 --> 01:07:18,032
Fucking tranquilizers.
1053
01:07:23,005 --> 01:07:26,873
It's all right.
Ray Ray is gonna be all better, right?
1054
01:07:26,909 --> 01:07:30,572
You betrayed me.
1055
01:07:30,613 --> 01:07:33,207
No, I'm back.
I just had a relapse.
1056
01:07:33,249 --> 01:07:36,946
Heretics!
Because of you I can't have sex.
1057
01:07:36,986 --> 01:07:39,420
It's not our fault,
we're sorry.
1058
01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:42,151
Try this.
"Face the Nation."
1059
01:07:42,191 --> 01:07:44,785
No.
Help me.
1060
01:07:47,329 --> 01:07:51,959
- I want to be horny.
- You will be. Concentrate.
1061
01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:56,131
Did you know sex
is even infiltrating the economy?
1062
01:07:56,172 --> 01:08:00,802
Experts estimate
at least 15,000 Americans
1063
01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:03,744
are masturbating at work
right this minute.
1064
01:08:03,779 --> 01:08:06,907
Masturbation is costing
American business...
1065
01:08:06,949 --> 01:08:09,281
Come back,
Caprice.
1066
01:08:09,318 --> 01:08:12,253
Get out.
This is a Neuter establishment.
1067
01:08:12,288 --> 01:08:14,415
We don't serve
Ray Ray's people here.
1068
01:08:14,457 --> 01:08:18,188
Don't get a breast reduction, Ursula.
Fat Fuck Frank will die.
1069
01:08:18,227 --> 01:08:20,957
Oh, his spiritual life
is already dead.
1070
01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:22,964
But it's coming!
1071
01:08:22,998 --> 01:08:26,695
No, it isn't.
There is no new sex act.
1072
01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:28,999
The ressur-sexion
is about to happen.
1073
01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,097
Oh, God,
you're crazy.
1074
01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:33,938
This is Tuesday night.
This is Harford Road.
1075
01:08:33,976 --> 01:08:36,137
This is a school night!
1076
01:08:41,684 --> 01:08:44,517
Ladies,
let's start over.
1077
01:08:44,553 --> 01:08:47,215
Have you heard about
vaginal restoration?
1078
01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:50,157
Any gynecologist
can do it.
1079
01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:53,355
The hymen
is sewn back together.
1080
01:08:53,395 --> 01:08:54,362
Ah-agh!
1081
01:08:54,396 --> 01:08:56,489
Hey, rent a room,
not here.
1082
01:08:56,532 --> 01:09:00,195
- Get the hell out of my store.
- Just come on, you guys.
1083
01:09:00,236 --> 01:09:02,704
Oh, Vaughn,
get this creep out of here.
1084
01:09:02,738 --> 01:09:05,434
Right now,
I want you out of here.
1085
01:09:07,209 --> 01:09:11,509
- Ugh!
- ♪ On top of spaghetti ♪
1086
01:09:11,547 --> 01:09:14,107
♪ All covered
with cheese... ♪
1087
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:17,051
Use a napkin,
you freak.
1088
01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:19,520
♪ ...I lost my poor
meatball... ♪
1089
01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:21,648
♪ When somebody sneezed... ♪
1090
01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:23,555
- Oh, yeah.
- ♪ When somebody sneezed ♪
1091
01:09:28,397 --> 01:09:31,025
They're everywhere.
They're in the bushes.
1092
01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:34,399
Dad, somebody's
licking our tires.
1093
01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:36,631
- Honey, don't look.
- Hey, pervert!
1094
01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:38,731
Leave our family alone.
1095
01:09:38,774 --> 01:09:42,039
- Oof!
- Come on, let's just get out of here.
1096
01:09:42,077 --> 01:09:43,408
Oh-ho-ho. Oh.
1097
01:09:43,445 --> 01:09:46,175
Ooh, ever hear
of helicoptering?
1098
01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:48,513
Whipping someone's face
with your erect penis?
1099
01:09:48,551 --> 01:09:50,280
- Whap, whap, whap!
- Old hat.
1100
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:52,446
- Shrimping?
- Everybody licks toes.
1101
01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:55,082
Tromboning... jacking off
when you're taking a crap?
1102
01:09:55,124 --> 01:09:58,184
I did that during
the Reagan Administration.
1103
01:09:58,227 --> 01:10:01,754
Try some vitamins.
1104
01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:08,063
I need to satisfy someone.
1105
01:10:08,103 --> 01:10:10,071
Oh, yeah.
1106
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:16,970
♪ Tell me a story ♪
1107
01:10:17,012 --> 01:10:18,980
♪ Tell me
a story ♪
1108
01:10:19,014 --> 01:10:22,450
♪ Tell me a story,
remember what you said ♪
1109
01:10:22,484 --> 01:10:24,645
♪ You promised me,
you said you would ♪
1110
01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:26,484
♪ You've got to give in
so I'll be good ♪
1111
01:10:26,522 --> 01:10:28,285
♪ Tell me a story... ♪
1112
01:10:28,324 --> 01:10:30,383
Yes, Mommy's
drying dishes
1113
01:10:30,426 --> 01:10:33,156
so that pretty little baby
will have clean plate-plates
1114
01:10:33,195 --> 01:10:35,459
when we move
to our new house.
1115
01:10:35,497 --> 01:10:38,125
♪ ...go home without
my raise in pay ♪
1116
01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:41,933
- ♪ Home by the fire where a man can just relax ♪
- Mama! Mama!
1117
01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:44,303
♪ Sleep out there
by the chair ♪
1118
01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:46,501
♪ Not a worry,
not a care... ♪
1119
01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,581
Come on, you're the cunnilingus
concussion king.
1120
01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:02,181
Am I? Am I?
1121
01:11:02,224 --> 01:11:04,556
So many vaginas,
so little time.
1122
01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:06,151
I try
and do good work.
1123
01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:08,060
Sometimes
chocolate helps.
1124
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,088
Oh, give me
the green one.
1125
01:11:10,132 --> 01:11:12,100
Boy, those fuckers
work.
1126
01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:14,694
I managed to cop some Spanish fly
down on the block.
1127
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,263
Oh, that's some
good shit.
1128
01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:19,569
- Felching?
- Done it.
1129
01:11:19,608 --> 01:11:21,576
- Getting your "red wings"?
- I got 'em.
1130
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:24,044
- Plate job?
- Over and under.
1131
01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:26,013
- Blossoms?
- Don't want them.
1132
01:11:26,048 --> 01:11:27,515
Ever tried these?
1133
01:11:27,549 --> 01:11:31,713
Damn Viagra.
And I'm already there.
1134
01:11:43,032 --> 01:11:45,466
"Astral-orgasm,"
1135
01:11:45,501 --> 01:11:49,096
reaching an out-of-body state
through sexual arousal.
1136
01:12:02,885 --> 01:12:06,719
Let's go sexing!
1137
01:12:11,727 --> 01:12:14,696
Come on, you can't do that inside.
Take it outside.
1138
01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:17,358
Yeah, I'm looking
for to get blowed.
1139
01:12:17,399 --> 01:12:18,457
We don't have that.
1140
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,060
I've been scarred!
1141
01:12:22,504 --> 01:12:23,869
Get off me,
I'm straight.
1142
01:12:23,906 --> 01:12:26,204
So's spaghetti till you get it
heated up.
1143
01:12:26,241 --> 01:12:28,903
I tell you, this virginal
operation works.
1144
01:12:28,944 --> 01:12:31,208
Even the most skeptical man
will be convinced.
1145
01:12:31,246 --> 01:12:33,214
You're what I'd call
a pity fuck?
1146
01:12:33,248 --> 01:12:37,344
The restored virgin
fills a gelatin capsule with blood
1147
01:12:37,386 --> 01:12:40,583
and inserts it into her vagina
just before intercourse.
1148
01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:42,249
You're all crazy.
1149
01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:45,124
When she has sex for the first time,
the hymen will pop.
1150
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:48,186
You'll be a virgin
for the second time.
1151
01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:51,666
- Leave us alone.
- Help!
1152
01:12:53,736 --> 01:12:55,761
Hey! Hey!
Call the National Guard.
1153
01:12:55,804 --> 01:12:56,964
To hell with Harford Road!
1154
01:12:57,005 --> 01:12:58,870
We're moving back to D.C.
where we belong.
1155
01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:00,966
- Frank, call them off.
- But, Ursula,
1156
01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:04,410
they are hotter than a fresh fucked fox
in a forest fire, you know that.
1157
01:13:04,446 --> 01:13:08,177
I am pure now, Fat Blank Frank,
I'm a Neuter.
1158
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,912
Just let them puppies
loose, honey.
1159
01:13:09,952 --> 01:13:13,149
I have faced the beast of lust
and I have won.
1160
01:13:13,188 --> 01:13:15,986
Besides,
my back hurts.
1161
01:13:16,024 --> 01:13:19,653
I get rashes.
Simple chores bother me.
1162
01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:22,323
I would like to sleep on my stomach,
if you don't mind.
1163
01:13:22,364 --> 01:13:24,855
Please, Ursula...!
1164
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:28,392
- Let's go sexing.
- N-O spells no!
1165
01:13:28,437 --> 01:13:31,895
- Come on, man...
- This isn't that kind of place. Lady!
1166
01:13:35,611 --> 01:13:38,739
Aah... Auto-erotic
asphyxiation.
1167
01:13:38,781 --> 01:13:40,806
Oh, you oughta
try it, ahh!
1168
01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:44,808
- Let me in, come on, you know you got it.
- Get away! We're not horny.
1169
01:13:44,853 --> 01:13:47,151
We're married.
We don't want anything.
1170
01:13:49,525 --> 01:13:51,755
Somebody somewhere,
1171
01:13:51,794 --> 01:13:55,025
finish me up!
1172
01:14:16,151 --> 01:14:18,210
- Huh?
- Feel like getting lucky?
1173
01:14:18,253 --> 01:14:21,222
Huh? Huh-Uh.
1174
01:14:22,925 --> 01:14:25,485
Hey, how about you?
Huh? How about you?
1175
01:14:25,527 --> 01:14:28,189
Uh-huh.
1176
01:14:35,003 --> 01:14:38,803
You are barred from
the Pinewood Park-and-Pay.
1177
01:14:40,843 --> 01:14:42,674
Ever hear of
mononucleosis?
1178
01:14:42,711 --> 01:14:44,975
Get help!
1179
01:14:48,584 --> 01:14:52,350
- Oh, my God!
- Hey, Polar Bear,
1180
01:14:52,387 --> 01:14:54,412
- you know what an ''otter'' is?
- No.
1181
01:14:54,456 --> 01:14:59,826
It's a bear cub who
isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be.
1182
01:14:59,862 --> 01:15:02,592
Find me
a significant otter.
1183
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,862
Ungh!
1184
01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:10,862
Whoop!
1185
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,805
Oof!
1186
01:15:16,078 --> 01:15:18,376
Oh!
1187
01:15:29,591 --> 01:15:31,354
Yes!
1188
01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:33,361
Get out, you disgusting
piece of filth.
1189
01:15:33,395 --> 01:15:35,556
Get out now and
never come back.
1190
01:15:48,944 --> 01:15:51,640
Yeah, baby!
1191
01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:54,047
Oh, no, not you!
1192
01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:55,982
Yeah, baby!
1193
01:15:56,018 --> 01:15:57,986
Yeah, baby!
Whoo-ooh!
1194
01:16:02,024 --> 01:16:03,685
Yeah!
1195
01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:06,626
Ursula! Ursula! Ursula!
1196
01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:15,794
Mom!
1197
01:16:15,837 --> 01:16:18,067
- ♪ Yeah, my gal is red hot ♪
- Mom?
1198
01:16:18,106 --> 01:16:20,131
♪ Your gal
ain't doodly squat ♪
1199
01:16:20,175 --> 01:16:23,576
♪ Well, she ain't got no money,
but man, she's really got a lot... ♪
1200
01:16:23,612 --> 01:16:26,911
♪ Oh, baby, let me bang
your box ♪
1201
01:16:28,150 --> 01:16:30,948
♪ Baby, let me bang
your box ♪
1202
01:16:30,986 --> 01:16:33,420
♪ Baby, let me
bang your box ♪
1203
01:16:33,455 --> 01:16:36,049
♪ Baby, let me bang
your box ♪
1204
01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:38,958
♪ Baby, let me bang it,
baby, let me bang it ♪
1205
01:16:38,994 --> 01:16:41,622
♪ Baby, let me bang
your box ♪
1206
01:16:52,507 --> 01:16:56,102
♪ ...let me bang your box,
oh, baby, I'll give you a thrill... ♪
1207
01:16:56,144 --> 01:16:58,203
This is a liberated area.
1208
01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:00,976
The sexual revolution
has been won.
1209
01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:03,177
You can finally be free.
Come out.
1210
01:17:03,218 --> 01:17:05,186
The Neuters have fled.
1211
01:17:05,220 --> 01:17:06,847
There is somebody
for everybody.
1212
01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:09,356
- That means you!...
- Ray Ray!
1213
01:17:09,391 --> 01:17:12,918
Straight, gay or bi, there's a new sex
act just waiting for you.
1214
01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:16,089
Sex for everybody!
Fuck your neighbors joyously.
1215
01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:19,066
Hurry!
You, on your front lawn.
1216
01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:21,035
Join us.
Come on, let's go.
1217
01:17:21,069 --> 01:17:23,537
The Neuters are history.
1218
01:17:23,572 --> 01:17:25,563
We are taking over!
1219
01:17:25,607 --> 01:17:27,404
Today Harford Road...
1220
01:17:27,442 --> 01:17:30,502
Tomorrow the world!
1221
01:17:30,545 --> 01:17:33,946
Then all of Baltimore, then up
to Washington and finally New York,
1222
01:17:33,982 --> 01:17:36,610
the Midwest, the South,
California,
1223
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:39,052
Europe, Japan,
North Korea...
1224
01:17:39,087 --> 01:17:41,317
the whole world will soon
fuck at the same time.
1225
01:17:41,356 --> 01:17:43,916
Sexual anarchy
will finally happen.
1226
01:17:48,263 --> 01:17:50,322
Come on, let's go!
Jump on!
1227
01:17:59,941 --> 01:18:02,432
Ladies and gentlemen,
the captain has informed us
1228
01:18:02,477 --> 01:18:03,967
that we have begun
our final approach
1229
01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:06,105
into Ronald Reagan
Washington National Airport.
1230
01:18:06,148 --> 01:18:08,241
Mr. Hasselhoff?
1231
01:18:08,283 --> 01:18:11,275
Sorry to interrupt,
but you are my favorite star.
1232
01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:13,844
- Can I have your autograph?
- Yeah, sure.
1233
01:18:13,889 --> 01:18:15,720
- Thank you.
- If you must use the lavatory
1234
01:18:15,757 --> 01:18:18,282
prior to our scheduled arrival,
please do so at this time.
1235
01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:20,954
Excuse me one second.
Thanks.
1236
01:18:23,331 --> 01:18:25,299
Per FAA regulations,
1237
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:27,893
please put away
any electronic devices.
1238
01:18:27,936 --> 01:18:31,030
Flight crew,
prepare for landing.
1239
01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:38,807
Sylvia!
1240
01:18:38,847 --> 01:18:41,543
Ursula!
1241
01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:43,608
You're beautiful, baby...
1242
01:18:43,652 --> 01:18:46,052
I'm past that,
Fat Frank, forever!
1243
01:18:48,156 --> 01:18:50,124
Yeah, come on.
1244
01:19:04,206 --> 01:19:08,575
Oh, my pills!
1245
01:19:09,644 --> 01:19:12,613
Oh!
1246
01:19:33,335 --> 01:19:36,463
Oh...
1247
01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:55,878
Honey...
1248
01:19:55,924 --> 01:19:58,825
can I have some lunch
downtown?
1249
01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:01,954
- Oh.
- Dad, ah!
1250
01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:06,127
Oh-hh!
1251
01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:12,406
- Ha-ha!
- No, Vaughn, I've done that.
1252
01:20:14,509 --> 01:20:16,500
You know, don't you?
1253
01:20:31,526 --> 01:20:33,619
Oh!
1254
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:49,468
Oh-hh!
1255
01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,948
Oh-hh...!
1256
01:21:11,233 --> 01:21:13,463
She was
a Neuter.
1257
01:21:13,501 --> 01:21:16,664
A sexual anorexic
whose time has come.
1258
01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:42,423
Ow! Oh!
1259
01:21:57,545 --> 01:21:59,012
Big Ethel...?
1260
01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:08,249
Ooh-oh!
1261
01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:09,841
The big "o."
1262
01:23:12,587 --> 01:23:15,920
Do it for us
one more time, Ray Ray.
1263
01:23:18,193 --> 01:23:20,525
Now, Ray Ray, now!
1264
01:23:20,562 --> 01:23:24,589
Now!
1265
01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:30,402
Let's go sexing!
1266
01:23:51,893 --> 01:23:55,886
♪ At the end of a rainbow ♪
1267
01:23:55,930 --> 01:23:59,832
♪ You'll find
a pot of gold ♪
1268
01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:03,634
♪ At the end of a story ♪
1269
01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:06,970
♪ You'll find
it's all been told ♪
1270
01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:11,445
♪ But our love
has a treasure ♪
1271
01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:14,971
♪ Our hearts
can always spend ♪
1272
01:24:15,016 --> 01:24:19,180
♪ And it has a story ♪
1273
01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:24,089
♪ Without any end ♪
1274
01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:27,925
♪ At the end of a river ♪
1275
01:24:27,962 --> 01:24:31,762
♪ The water stops
its flow ♪
1276
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:35,998
♪ At the end of a highway ♪
1277
01:24:36,037 --> 01:24:39,097
♪ There's no place
you can go ♪
1278
01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:43,167
♪ But just tell me
you love me ♪
1279
01:24:43,211 --> 01:24:47,580
♪ And you are only mine ♪
1280
01:24:47,615 --> 01:24:51,346
♪ And our love will go on ♪
1281
01:24:51,386 --> 01:24:54,651
♪ Till the end... ♪
1282
01:24:54,689 --> 01:24:59,023
♪ Of time ♪
1283
01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:08,501
♪ At the end of a river ♪
1284
01:25:08,536 --> 01:25:12,632
♪ The water stops
its flow ♪
1285
01:25:12,674 --> 01:25:16,610
♪ At the end of a highway ♪
1286
01:25:16,644 --> 01:25:19,841
♪ There's no place
you can go ♪
1287
01:25:19,881 --> 01:25:23,977
♪ But just tell me
you love me ♪
1288
01:25:24,018 --> 01:25:28,079
♪ And you are only mine ♪
1289
01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:32,321
♪ And our love will go on ♪
1290
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:36,160
♪ Till the end... ♪
1291
01:25:36,197 --> 01:25:41,100
♪ Of time ♪
1292
01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:45,800
♪ Till the end... ♪
1293
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:51,210
♪ Of time ♪
1294
01:26:02,123 --> 01:26:04,785
♪ Let's go sexing ♪
1295
01:26:06,561 --> 01:26:08,825
♪ Let's go
sexing ♪
1296
01:26:10,832 --> 01:26:13,096
♪ Let's go sexing ♪
1297
01:26:15,236 --> 01:26:17,431
♪ You know I love you ♪
1298
01:26:17,472 --> 01:26:19,736
♪ When you make me
feel good ♪
1299
01:26:19,774 --> 01:26:21,742
♪ A funny feeling ♪
1300
01:26:21,776 --> 01:26:23,971
♪ Pounding in my head ♪
1301
01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:25,980
♪ My hands are trembling ♪
1302
01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:28,346
♪ My eyes are turning red ♪
1303
01:26:28,383 --> 01:26:30,214
♪ I'm a desperate man ♪
1304
01:26:30,251 --> 01:26:32,947
♪ With a heavy load ♪
1305
01:26:32,987 --> 01:26:34,818
♪ Like a volcano ♪
1306
01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:37,120
♪ I'm about to explode ♪
1307
01:26:37,158 --> 01:26:39,422
♪ Let's go sexing ♪
1308
01:26:41,162 --> 01:26:43,722
♪ Let's go
sexing ♪
1309
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:47,964
♪ Let's go sexing ♪
1310
01:26:50,305 --> 01:26:52,500
♪ You know I love you ♪
1311
01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:54,735
♪ When you make me
feel good ♪
1312
01:27:11,659 --> 01:27:14,287
♪ Let's go sexing ♪
1313
01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:18,697
♪ Let's go
sexing ♪
1314
01:27:20,368 --> 01:27:22,928
♪ Let's go sexing ♪
1315
01:27:24,872 --> 01:27:27,136
♪ You know I love you ♪
1316
01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:29,541
♪ When you make me
feel good ♪
1317
01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:33,638
♪ Come on, concussion,
liberate my brain ♪
1318
01:27:33,681 --> 01:27:35,774
♪ My pulse is rushing ♪
1319
01:27:35,817 --> 01:27:38,217
♪ There's lava in my veins ♪
1320
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:40,346
♪ Pumping with passion ♪
1321
01:27:40,388 --> 01:27:42,447
♪ Throbbing with desire ♪
1322
01:27:42,490 --> 01:27:46,426
♪ A heatseeker missile
with a burning tailfire ♪
1323
01:27:46,461 --> 01:27:49,328
♪ Oh, let's go sexing ♪
1324
01:27:51,132 --> 01:27:53,623
♪ Let's go sexing ♪
1325
01:27:55,570 --> 01:27:57,902
♪ Let's go
sexing ♪
1326
01:28:00,074 --> 01:28:02,042
♪ I'll say I love you ♪
1327
01:28:02,076 --> 01:28:04,670
♪ If it makes you feel good ♪
1328
01:28:16,891 --> 01:28:19,416
♪ I'm a wild Roman candle ♪
1329
01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:21,428
♪ With, baby, loads of fire ♪
1330
01:28:21,462 --> 01:28:24,090
♪ Oh, let's go sexing ♪
1331
01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:28,568
♪ Yeah, let's go sexing ♪
1332
01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:32,905
♪ Let's go sexing ♪
1333
01:28:34,809 --> 01:28:36,777
♪ I'll say I love you ♪
1334
01:28:36,811 --> 01:28:39,746
♪ If you make me feel good ♪
1335
01:28:41,249 --> 01:28:44,412
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
99435
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