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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:06,375 The land of fairy tales. 4 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:10,625 Much has improved 5 00:01:11,042 --> 00:01:15,458 since the Evil Queen's reign was forever shattered. 6 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:20,625 For high up in the castle Snow White now lives with her child. 7 00:01:22,042 --> 00:01:26,292 Only the murky underwood has not changed. 8 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:29,458 It remains what it has always been: 9 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:31,792 A place of danger. 10 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:37,875 A shelter for those creatures that embody evil. 11 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,333 Whoever meets them 12 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,833 is forever silent. 13 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:49,458 And only legends tell their tale. 14 00:01:54,708 --> 00:01:58,750 Once upon a time there were two poor woodcutters. 15 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:01,208 They had so little to live on 16 00:02:01,625 --> 00:02:05,750 that they had to send their own children away. 17 00:02:06,792 --> 00:02:09,000 And as night fell, 18 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:11,667 they came upon a fork in the road. 19 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:16,333 And Hansel and Gretel went deeper and deeper 20 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,083 into the dark underwood. 21 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:24,375 It was so very dark and oh so bitter cold... 22 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,542 TO THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE 23 00:02:27,958 --> 00:02:30,667 made with the finest gingerbread. 24 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:33,833 "Who might the master 25 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:36,125 of this house be?", they said. 26 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:38,000 Ah! What is that? 27 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,750 A dwarf! 28 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,625 Probably one of the ♪ dwarves. We can ask the way. 29 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:55,958 - Dear dwarf, could you... - Ha! 30 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:57,500 Ah! 31 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:00,250 I smell human flesh! 32 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,750 Hello! What's your name? 33 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:07,750 - Who wants to know? - Me. 34 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:09,958 - And what's your name? - Who wants to know? 35 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,083 - Me. - And what's your name? 36 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:18,458 Wait! My name is Bubi. 37 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:22,083 And I have six friends. Do you want to be my friend? 38 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,750 The others are called Tshakko, Speedy, 39 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:27,667 Sunny, Cloudy, Cookie and Ralfie. 40 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,083 We're called the... 41 00:03:31,125 --> 00:03:33,208 ♪ DWARVES 42 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:36,958 THE WOOD IS NOT ENOUGH 43 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:49,625 Sleep, little child, close by me. 44 00:03:50,042 --> 00:03:55,667 O where might your father be? 45 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,958 My little prince, 46 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,500 everything here reminds me of your father. 47 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,875 Even you. 48 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:16,125 It's been a year 49 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:18,542 since your father said to me, 50 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:21,667 See ya, Hon. I'm gonna get some smokes. 51 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:25,708 But the shop is right around the corner. 52 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:28,833 What's keeping him? 53 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:33,042 Anyone got a light? 54 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:42,875 You must never start smoking. You promise? 55 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:45,292 Yeah, sure, no prob. 56 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:49,375 I am the Evil One, known to all. 57 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:53,167 With the name none dares to call. 58 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:56,625 Today I prance and tomorrow I'll sing, 59 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,083 and then the Queen's own child I will bring! 60 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:04,375 For little deems the royal dame 61 00:05:05,042 --> 00:05:07,250 that Rumpelstiltskin is my name! 62 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,500 Rum-pel-stilts-kin. 63 00:05:11,417 --> 00:05:13,208 Odd name! 64 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,083 - What are you doing? - I'm checking the fat content. 65 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,458 - The... why? - The fat content is important. 66 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:49,208 - For what? - For the cooking time. 67 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:51,375 - When you're cooking a child... - Cooking? 68 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:54,583 - You're not going to cook my child! - Why not? 69 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,375 You think it'd be better to fry it? 70 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,167 My child? 71 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:02,250 - MY child! - Hold on, he's still my child. 72 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:05,125 Yes, but not much longer. 73 00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:08,625 We have a pact. You promised me the child. 74 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,458 - Me? - Not you. Him. 75 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:12,958 Spliss? You... 76 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,292 That was a long time ago. 77 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,625 Ancient history. Over and done with. 78 00:06:18,042 --> 00:06:20,167 Just when was it ...? 79 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:22,583 Yesterday. It was yesterday. 80 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,583 - That's what I'm saying. Absurd! - Spliss. You sold my child? 81 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,083 What choice did I have? 82 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:34,583 You insisted I pick up the portrait. 83 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,250 And on the way back 84 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:40,458 I suddenly saw this odd creature. 85 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:43,417 - Help. - Ah! 86 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,208 Heavens! You poor thing. 87 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:49,625 You're completely disfigured. I mean, that's... 88 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:52,125 It's a trap. Shameful! 89 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:55,583 In the middle of the road. I mean, kids walk here! 90 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,333 Must have been a madman. Who'd do something like that? 91 00:07:00,042 --> 00:07:01,292 Me. 92 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:03,000 You? 93 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:06,333 - Then why step into your own trap? - For shits and giggles. 94 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,083 I see. 95 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:10,250 Okay, keep on giggling. 96 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,750 Come on, take me down. 97 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:15,042 Take you down? 98 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:18,833 Very well, 99 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,042 And 100 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:28,667 - what do I get out of it? - Here hangs a creature, 101 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:31,875 helpless and pitiful. Do you really want 102 00:07:32,292 --> 00:07:36,042 - to take advantage of this situation? - Yes. 103 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:37,667 Fine. 104 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:41,333 - Set me free, and I'll grant you a wish. - Anything? 105 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:44,375 Anything. Gold, gems, 106 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:46,792 girls... the whole shebang! 107 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:48,708 Even 108 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:53,667 - a full head of hair? - Eh? A full head of hair? 109 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:56,875 Sure. A head of hair shall be yours. 110 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,500 Come on. 111 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:07,458 Ah! 112 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,375 Wait. The color is a bit off... 113 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,667 Do you have that in blond? 114 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:16,583 Golden blond? Can you do that? 115 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,917 What's in it for me? 116 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,542 What do you want? 117 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,583 That. 118 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,625 That's a bit tricky. It's supposed to be a birthday present. 119 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,292 I just picked it up from framing. 120 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:34,000 Freshly gilded. 121 00:08:34,417 --> 00:08:37,250 - The frame was sinfully expensive. - Not the painting! 122 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:40,083 - The child. - The child? 123 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,792 Sure, you can have the child. It's the Queen's son. 124 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,292 Probably well fed, then, yes? 125 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:51,125 That's putting it nicely. He's got short, stumpy legs, 126 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:53,375 roly-poly hips and two wobbly cheeks. 127 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:55,750 - Baby fat. - I want my baby fat. 128 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:58,958 - When can I have it? - Right away, if you want. 129 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:02,000 But first I should break the news gently to his mother. 130 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,375 His first birthday is in three days. 131 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:06,583 - And then... - He is mine. 132 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:09,625 - Deal. - And we're good on the hairdo? 133 00:09:10,042 --> 00:09:12,667 - Sure. - Deal. 134 00:09:14,042 --> 00:09:16,500 So that's what happened. 135 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:19,667 You have no idea how much I suffered 136 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:21,958 from my high forehead. 137 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:24,958 The things I tried! 138 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:52,750 Naturally, I had to seize this opportunity by the roots. 139 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:57,000 To be young again! And blond! 140 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:04,542 - You do like it, don't you? - Well 141 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:08,042 I would have layered the sides more, and the color... 142 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:11,583 The color makes you a bit pale, don't you think? 143 00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:14,625 - What do you think, Mr... - What do you think, Mr... 144 00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:18,958 - My name! You'd like to know that, yes? - Whatever. 145 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,917 - My name is a secret. - What's in a name? 146 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:24,573 - I'm the Evil One, known to all... - So I'll ask someone. 147 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:29,583 - With the name none dares to call! - I'll find out your stupid name! 148 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,667 - No, you won't. - Yes, I will. 149 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,292 - Won't. - Will. 150 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,333 - Never. No! - And if? 151 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,958 Do I get to keep my child? 152 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:42,917 Keep your child? 153 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,917 - Of course. - Deal. 154 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,833 If we discover your name the day after tomorrow, I keep my child. 155 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,083 But if you don't find it 156 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,417 before this candle 157 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,208 burns out... 158 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:08,208 Before this pendulum 159 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,750 stops swinging... 160 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,083 Anyone have a drop of oil? 161 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,167 Fine. 162 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,917 Before this sand 163 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,208 has run out... 164 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,750 Then I'll take the Queen's child. 165 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:42,833 Very well, 166 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,500 - Sign here, please. - Sure. 167 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:51,458 Ha! What a cheap trick. 168 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,607 Can't blame a guy for trying, Mr... 169 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,083 Yes... 170 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,583 And remember: 171 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,125 Only two more days! 172 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,333 Oh no! How terrible. 173 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:13,917 He's serious. Deadly serious. 174 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,833 What's that beast going to do next? 175 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,208 Maybe realize that he's in the broom closet. 176 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:31,292 Only two days... 177 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,792 But your confidence gives me hope. 178 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,250 - I was faking. - What? 179 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:39,208 You said it'd be easy to find the name! 180 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,708 I was bluffing. 181 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,667 - No one knows the name. - No? 182 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,667 - No one, really? - No, Majesty. 183 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,292 No one in the whole kingdom 184 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,875 knows the Evil One's name. 185 00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:55,708 Rumpelstiltskin. 186 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,458 What an odd name! 187 00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,500 And the way the little guy sang and jumped through the fire, 188 00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:03,000 it was so funny! 189 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,125 Not funny? 190 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,750 Would you rather play board games? 191 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:17,583 Hey... 192 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,042 Check. 193 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,833 Nibble, nibble, little mouse, 194 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,625 who is chewing on my house? 195 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,083 - It's me. - Who's me? 196 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:48,083 Maybe heaven's own child, the tempest wild? 197 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,917 It's me, the Evil One known to all. You know 198 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,917 I'm in your therapy group, remember? 199 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,167 Ah, a patient. I'll help you. 200 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,250 Come on in. 201 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,042 DO NOT DISTURB 202 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:14,208 Listen: Tomorrow I'll get the Queen's child. 203 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:20,000 Ah! Queen! Don't say 'queen'! I was queen once. 204 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:22,958 I know. That's what your drops are for. 205 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,292 Now listen, the reason I'm here... 206 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:30,750 Should anyone show up here and ask for my name, 207 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,417 you don't know anything. Got it? 208 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,083 - What don't I know? - My name. 209 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:42,083 I can't remember it anyway. There are three things I always forget: 210 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,208 Names, faces, 211 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,875 and... I forgot the third. What was your name again? 212 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:49,333 Psst! 213 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,667 Rumpelstiltskin. 214 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,958 - Rumpel... - Psst! 215 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:57,432 If that name falls into the wrong ears... 216 00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:01,292 No one can remember that. At least I can't. 217 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,000 - Hemp... - No! 218 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,000 Rumpel, Rumpelstiltskin. 219 00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:08,208 - Ah, Pumpernickel! Got it. - No. 220 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,333 Rumpel-stiltskin. 221 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,125 - Rum, like schnapps. - Schnapps. 222 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:15,500 - 'Pel' like pelt - Pelt. - 'Stilt' like stilts. - Stilts... 223 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:18,875 And 'kin' an in... 'Kin'... as in... 224 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,208 'Kin' as in blood relatives. For example, 225 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:25,500 - Snow White's not your kin. - Ah! 226 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,917 You are Snow White? 227 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,292 - How I hate you! - I am Rumpelstiltskin. 228 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,167 Fine 229 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,583 I'll just write the name down for you. 230 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,583 RUM 231 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,500 PEL 232 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,125 STILTS 233 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,208 KIN! 234 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,833 - What a strange name! - So... 235 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,208 Just to be on the safe side. 236 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:57,750 This envelope must never fall into the wrong hands. Got it? 237 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,708 Yes. 238 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,125 What's in it? 239 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,625 - My name. - Right. 240 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:06,083 Pum-pel... 241 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,875 To hell with it! How can anyone... 242 00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,000 Right... 243 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:15,417 What we need now is a safe hiding place. 244 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,625 How about the fireplace? 245 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,667 - Fireplace? - Your fireplace! 246 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,750 Oh, right, that. 247 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,000 What if I want to make a fire? 248 00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:32,958 Right. Then on the mantelpiece. 249 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:34,917 In any case 250 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:38,875 - remember where it's hidden! - Why? What is it? 251 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,417 Cookie? 252 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,750 Speedy? 253 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,250 Tshakko? 254 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,292 Sunny? 255 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,042 Cloudy? 256 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,292 Ralfie? 257 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,667 Bubi, why didn't you say something? 258 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,292 You didn't call me! 259 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:30,792 - Where are the others? - You're always thinking of them. 260 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,667 - Just like me. - Bubi, I need you. 261 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,928 - All seven of you. - But the others are gone. 262 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,667 - What? Since when? - Since the last time you were here. 263 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:44,167 That was on my 18th birthday. That was years ago! 264 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:47,458 No, that was the day I had breakfast with the others 265 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,125 and Cookie said: 266 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:53,208 Today is fruit day. Fresh fruit is very important. 267 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:56,042 A single apple has more vitamin A 268 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,375 than a hundred wieners. 269 00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,208 Wait a minute, Cookie. 270 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,917 Don't you think he looks different? 271 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,542 Don't say anything. Cookie, did you lose weight? 272 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:08,917 He looks fatter than ever to me. 273 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:10,983 I never looked at him that closely. 274 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,375 Maybe he's wearing his cap differently? 275 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:17,583 - Maybe it's... - I don't know. 276 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,750 I think he looks more intelligent. 277 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,567 That's because there was no more room in the other direction. 278 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,250 - Maybe it's... - The glasses! 279 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:27,708 Ah! 280 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,542 It's the glasses! 281 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:36,792 Since I recently read 'fly agaric' in my cookbook 282 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,250 instead of 'fried garlic', 283 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:43,250 I decided that from now on. 284 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,125 I'd always wear glasses. 285 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,583 They suit you. 286 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,375 Can I have some more, Cookie? Since when do you wear glasses? 287 00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:54,833 Oh! 288 00:18:57,292 --> 00:18:58,917 And then? 289 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,533 And then [ finished breakfast. 290 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:03,250 - What does that have to do with me? - Nothing. 291 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,875 Bubi, I'm in a hurry. What happened? 292 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,583 You know! You were here that day. 293 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,559 Cookie was wearing his glasses and you said that you're available 294 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,583 - and doing the dating thing again... - I said WHAT? 295 00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:16,167 That your husband left you all alone. 296 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:17,958 And the others said: 297 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,542 - Oh, really? - But it doesn't have to stay that way. 298 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:26,125 It's not good for a young woman like me to be alone. - Oh, really? 299 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,625 No. I could easily imagine... 300 00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:35,250 If the opportunity arises, and the right man comes by... 301 00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:39,125 - Maybe even a dwarf? - Oh, Speedy! 302 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,792 Well, why not? 303 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:46,000 Of course, he'd have to prove himself first. 304 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:50,125 Beyond the bridge. A man could make his fortune there. 305 00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:53,292 If he knows what he's doing. 306 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,958 Oh, really? 307 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,625 Am I getting through here? 308 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:07,417 Then I won't disturb you any longer. Bon appetit! 309 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,542 - Would you maybe like ...? - No, thank you. I have to go. 310 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:13,458 Who knows, maybe I'll bump into Mr. Right... 311 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,958 Once upon 312 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,625 a very long time ago 313 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,333 - I said that? - No, you sang it. 314 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:28,333 - "Once upon a time ..." - Yes, I know. Then what? 315 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:32,125 - "Happiness will once more be mine!" - Bubi, what happened then? 316 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,125 - Who does she think she is? - Yes! 317 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,235 - What does she take us for? - Right! 318 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,250 She seems to think we have nothing better to do 319 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:45,458 than to make our fortune over there. 320 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,833 - Us, separate? Never! - No! 321 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,625 - Let me just say: Ha! - Ha! 322 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,458 - Chicks! - Chicks! 323 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:58,250 As if we had nothing better to do with our lives 324 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,708 than to sit around the cozy castle 325 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,458 alone 326 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,042 with Snow White. 327 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,167 - Gone. All gone. - All gone? 328 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:21,667 - Why didn't you say so, Bubi? - But I did! 329 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,917 What are you saying? This whole story is... 330 00:21:26,042 --> 00:21:29,250 If a person is alone for a long time, like you, 331 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:33,250 - he can start imagining things... - But I'm not alone. 332 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,208 Yesterday, I met three ducks and a funny little man 333 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,417 hopping around a fire. He had a strange name... 334 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,000 Yes, Bubi, whatever. Now listen carefully: 335 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:46,750 - Do you know a small creature... - Sunny! 336 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,500 - No, quite the opposite. - Cloudy? - No. 337 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,583 Wait, I'll draw him for you. 338 00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:04,708 And he has a mole right here. 339 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,542 Ah. I know him. 340 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,917 I drew something as well. I drew you. Here. 341 00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:13,000 This is you. 342 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,792 You moved, so it's a bit blurry. 343 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:19,333 Bubi, can't you be serious for once? 344 00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,667 Okay. Like this? 345 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:26,958 - How long do I have to be serious? - Bubi, you have to find the others. 346 00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:31,458 - It's a matter of life and death. - Life and death... 347 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:34,125 - Every second counts. - Every second counts... 348 00:22:34,542 --> 00:22:37,333 Don't rest until you've brought them to my castle. 349 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,875 - With the name. By tomorrow. - Tomorrow... 350 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,500 - Promise me. - But I know... - No 'buts', Bub.. 351 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:45,375 Good luck. 352 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,792 And remember, every second counts. 353 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:27,958 Magic trick! 354 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:52,417 Hey! My name is Bubi. What's yours? 355 00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,333 Pinocchio. 356 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:59,000 - Why are you so sad? - Because I'm ill. Very ill. 357 00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:01,875 I've just been to the saw-doctor. 358 00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:04,625 - What's wrong? - Branchial asthma. 359 00:24:05,042 --> 00:24:06,708 - Branchial asthma? - Yes, 360 00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:09,208 branchial asthma. Though I've always been healthy. 361 00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:11,958 As a child I was heaving leaves, but that was in fall. 362 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:15,458 - Now I've got swollen knots. - Knots? 363 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:17,035 And I can't get my branch up. 364 00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,208 It runs in the family. Everyone had it. 365 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,917 Our limbs are limp. Uncle Douglas Fir got some planks loose. 366 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:27,208 - Just like his elders. - Can you tell me... 367 00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:29,583 What would help? Some fresh hardwood. 368 00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:33,458 But I don't have enough bough for that. And my stem is completely sapped. 369 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,833 - Can you tell me... - How that quack carpenter 370 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:39,417 suggested I recover from woodworm? 371 00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:41,917 A holiday on the beech! 372 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,125 - He must be barking mad! - Yes, yes. 373 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,542 - Can you tell me... - What I'll do now? 374 00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:50,875 I'll get completely trunk and start shaking my rooty! 375 00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,958 - Very nice. Can you tell me... - I'll tell you this: 376 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:57,667 Only when the last tree has fallen, when the last forest's been razed, 377 00:24:58,042 --> 00:25:00,250 only then will you realize that wood is not enough! 378 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,542 But why waste my sap? I'll be deadwood soon, anyway. 379 00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:09,333 Deadwood... funny. Where are the other dwarves? 380 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:14,042 They're probably lumbering around the sawmill. 381 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,792 The sawmill... And how do I get there? 382 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:20,542 - Just follow the nose. - The nose... Ah! There. 383 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:25,417 Right. You'll soon see the forest for the trees. 384 00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:27,375 Thank you, Pinocchio. 385 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:29,167 - Bubi? - Yes? 386 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:33,042 I'm not really Pinocchio. I'm a secret agent. 387 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:38,125 - And what's your name? - My name is Pitt. 388 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:40,250 Board Pitt. 389 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:43,625 I flute to kill. 390 00:25:45,917 --> 00:25:47,208 Thank you, dear... 391 00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:50,333 Woodpecker. Woody Woodpecker. 392 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:55,208 - Thank you, woodpecker. - No, that was a fib. 393 00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:57,958 This forest is named after me. Disneywood. 394 00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:23,167 INN 395 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,125 THE THREE LAPPETS 396 00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:31,958 Oh, the Royal Hunter! What an honor. 397 00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:34,667 Show respect! I'm now Royal Hunting Master. 398 00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:37,458 Congratulations and felicitations, 399 00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:40,458 - Royal Hunting Master. - What a royal honor. - Exactly. 400 00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:45,042 I got the Golden Merit Badge for deforestation. 401 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:51,833 - And what is that? - The Purple Deer Heart. - For? 402 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:55,500 - For catching a deer with my bare hands. - When? - When the waiter dropped it. 403 00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,458 The deer. Roasted. 404 00:26:59,042 --> 00:27:00,417 That was a joke. 405 00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:05,583 "Royal Hunting Master". That calls for celebration. 406 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,917 Is His Honor expecting guests? 407 00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:11,000 Guests? What guests? 408 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,458 You mean friends? I have no friends. 409 00:27:13,917 --> 00:27:15,250 The last friend I had 410 00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:19,792 was done in by a sadistic dwarf. 411 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:22,833 Brutus. 412 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:25,750 Drove him mad. 413 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,792 What would you like? Fish, meat, poultry? 414 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:33,042 - Poultry sounds good. - I'd recommend the goose. 415 00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:34,500 A splendid bird! 416 00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:39,167 Crammed with chestnut stuffing and bacon. 417 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:41,458 - Wonderful. Bring on the birdy. - At once! 418 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:43,500 Stuffed goose. 419 00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,125 Chop-chop! 420 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,667 Goose isn't exactly low-carb. 421 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:50,708 It's a load of lard. 422 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:53,125 You need a stomach of steel for that. 423 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:04,625 The fatter the goose, the longer it stays with you. 424 00:28:05,042 --> 00:28:07,917 The last goose I ate felt like a stone in my tummy all night. 425 00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:15,500 A guest? - And what a guest! The Royal Hunting Master himself. 426 00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:19,542 He wants stuffed goose, the works. Chop-chop! 427 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,250 I can't do 'chop-chop' goose. It takes time. 428 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:26,333 - Ask him if he wants something to drink. - Right. 429 00:28:32,167 --> 00:28:34,708 Heartburn, breathlessness, nightmares. 430 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:44,375 - The next morning, I threw up the... - Spare me the details. I can imagine. 431 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,542 The goose is on its way. If Your Honor... 432 00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:52,542 Forget the goose. I'll take something lighter. 433 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:55,208 - Something lighter? - Yes. 434 00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:59,875 - How about pigeon? - Pigeon? Yes, why not! Pigeon. 435 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:04,000 A few lovely pigeons. Excellent. 436 00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:06,292 Light as a feather, quick as lightning. 437 00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:08,583 I'm on my way, I'm flying. 438 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,125 Little pigeons... 439 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:13,583 Pigeons. Beautiful birds. 440 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,875 - They're called flying rats. - Oh. 441 00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:24,208 They'll eat anything you can think of. 442 00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,625 Any old garbage, all kinds of vermin. 443 00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:29,042 Garbage chutes with wings! Cockroaches, 444 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:31,708 silverfish, earwigs. 445 00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:36,625 The goose is almost done. What a bird! 446 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,500 Cancel the goose. He wants pigeon. 447 00:29:39,917 --> 00:29:42,750 - Why does His Honor want pigeon? - No idea. A whim. 448 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:47,333 - What do you drink with that? - A hearty red with a kick. To the butt. 449 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:55,208 Dung beetles, blowflies, tapeworms. 450 00:29:56,958 --> 00:29:58,833 Pigeons are insatiable. 451 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:01,333 Even horse dung. 452 00:30:03,792 --> 00:30:07,625 - Perfect with pigeon... - No pigeon. I'll take something small. 453 00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:09,750 - Even smaller? - Yes. - Yes... 454 00:30:10,167 --> 00:30:12,250 This is getting 455 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:15,458 I've got it! Spring chickens. Reared right here. 456 00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:17,417 Tender as butter. 457 00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:20,917 They melt on your tongue like snowflakes in summer. 458 00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:23,167 Spring chickens. 459 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,333 Spring chickens. 460 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,917 I don't want to say anything... 461 00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:34,625 Baby chickens are kind of cute. 462 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,375 Compared to other animals. 463 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:39,292 That is, if you like animals. 464 00:30:41,917 --> 00:30:44,833 I reared this one myself. 465 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:51,625 Here come the pigeons. 466 00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:54,833 - Back to square one, he wants chicken. - What? 467 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,042 - Who does he think he is? - He doesn't think. 468 00:30:57,417 --> 00:31:00,208 He's the Royal Hunting Master. 469 00:31:04,292 --> 00:31:07,958 - Maybe I'll just take a salad. - With snails or without? 470 00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:10,500 Without. 471 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:14,542 - He just wants a salad. - Salad. 472 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,208 No springs chickens. Coming up. 473 00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:21,083 Salad absorbs all toxins directly from the soil. 474 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,917 Unfiltered. 475 00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:27,500 A salad. 476 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:29,792 He wants a salad. 477 00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:31,542 A salad. 478 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,375 Cookie? 479 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,500 Kitchen's closed! 480 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:45,833 Cadmium, lead, aluminum, mercury 481 00:31:48,042 --> 00:31:50,375 - strontium. - The kitchen's closed. 482 00:31:50,792 --> 00:31:51,875 Closed! 483 00:31:53,292 --> 00:31:56,417 - I'm afraid the kitchen just closed. - Aha. 484 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,208 And who are you? 485 00:32:05,042 --> 00:32:08,500 Hm? Would you like to be my friend? 486 00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:11,333 Now that Brutus is gone, hm? 487 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:14,958 Cookie, it'll work out next time. 488 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:16,417 Count me out. 489 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:19,167 You're not going to give up, are you? 490 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,750 There are other ways to make our fortune. 491 00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:23,208 Such as? 492 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,958 I knew it. 493 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,698 You're not going back, are you? 494 00:32:28,042 --> 00:32:29,750 - Without having achieved anything? - Yes. 495 00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:32,417 What will the others think? And Snow White? 496 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,667 Yes, what'll Snow White say? 497 00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:39,000 - Or sing? - Why am I so alone... 498 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:42,375 Alone... That's what I'd like to be. Bye. 499 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:44,583 Alone? That sounds good! 500 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,958 - I'm coming along! - Me too. 501 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:49,458 It'll be just like old times. 502 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:52,667 You know what I missed the most? 503 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:56,708 - That. - You have to say 'check! - Check! 504 00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:59,083 Yeah! 505 00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:03,917 - Bubi, we just mentioned you. - What did you say? 506 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:06,417 That we missed you and that it'll be like old times. 507 00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:10,917 Old times? How old? Very old or just slightly older? 508 00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:16,125 - What was I like back then? - The same. Regrettably. Any questions? 509 00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:19,958 Yes. You know that little man who looks so strange 510 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,417 and has a funny face? 511 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,208 He's always dancing around a fire. 512 00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:29,333 No. 513 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,833 He has a thing right here... 514 00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:36,333 Him! Yes, we know him. 515 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,042 Ah. Yes, yes. 516 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,958 - Snow White wanted to know his name. - Why? 517 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:44,583 - She didn't say. - She must have said something else! 518 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:47,750 She gave me a kiss. 519 00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:50,208 Bubi, you're imagining things. 520 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,833 That's what Snow White said. And 521 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:55,625 she said we must find the Evil One's name, 522 00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:58,542 and bring it to her by tomorrow! 523 00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:01,125 - Oh! - Wait, wait! 524 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:04,625 She said something else. "It's a matter of life and death". 525 00:34:06,667 --> 00:34:08,167 Stop, stop! There's more! 526 00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:10,083 "Every second counts". 527 00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:13,167 Hey, where are you going? 528 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,625 To Tshakko! 529 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:21,667 You have vermin? You're in luck. They call me 'The devourer of rats'. 530 00:34:22,917 --> 00:34:25,208 Speciality: Rats. I don't really devour them, 531 00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:26,958 my dear woman. 532 00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:34,917 Aha! Do you hate rats? 533 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:39,250 Those creatures with gross teeth. 534 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:46,042 Hello... 535 00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:52,333 Rat control. Just a routine inspection. 536 00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:54,542 May 1? 537 00:34:54,917 --> 00:34:58,542 The place is teeming. Rats, rats, rats! 538 00:34:58,958 --> 00:35:00,833 You're in luck. 539 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,583 I don't just find rats, I dispose of them too. 540 00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:06,667 We have three price models: 541 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,750 A, B and C. 542 00:35:10,792 --> 00:35:14,000 Type A: The small, common house rat. 543 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,625 Type B: The medium-sized, mean-spirited rat bastard. 544 00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:20,917 Somewhat unpleasant, but nothing compared to type C. 545 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:23,208 Brace yourself! 546 00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:30,458 The giant fanny pack rat! So named because we catch them in fanny packs. 547 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,195 Because if we killed 'em here 548 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,333 big mess! 549 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,542 That's why we... and take 'em away. 550 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:41,375 The small ones are no problem. We blow 'em up. 551 00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:49,208 Too brutal for you? No problem, we also offer 552 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,667 music therapy. Mind if I ...? 553 00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:00,292 That wasn't right. Hold on. 554 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:04,875 Here we go. 555 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:16,000 Rat catcher! 556 00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:28,542 - Been here long? - Forever. - We didn't want to disturb you. 557 00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:30,167 Thanks. 558 00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:32,743 I'd never have thought so, but I'm happy to see you 559 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:35,458 - after all that vermin. - Do you know a little man 560 00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:37,792 who looks strange and has a funny face? 561 00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:40,625 - Bubi! - No, Bubi isn't funny. 562 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,583 - He's got a funny little mole. - I know him. 563 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,240 - Do you know his name? - No, why? 564 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:48,250 - Every second counts. - Every second counts. 565 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:50,708 - That means we need... - Don't say 'Speedy'. 566 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:54,708 - Speedy! What's he up to? - He knew what way the wind was blowing. 567 00:36:55,167 --> 00:36:57,750 Started his own business. A small, independent company. 568 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,750 Great growth potential. Because 569 00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:02,875 it's crisis-proof! 570 00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:05,583 Fire! Fire! 571 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,625 Fire! Help! 572 00:37:10,042 --> 00:37:11,875 Fire! Fire! 573 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:15,042 Really? What a lucky coincidence. 574 00:37:15,792 --> 00:37:19,042 I happen to be the fire service! 575 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,833 So, where is the fire? 576 00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:25,083 There! At the edge of the forest. 577 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,750 Ah, there? 578 00:37:27,542 --> 00:37:29,750 Where the smoke is coming from? 579 00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,083 Yes. 580 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:37,625 Is it a large house or a small house? 581 00:37:38,042 --> 00:37:40,750 - Not very large. - Because if it's 582 00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:43,875 a small one, it can happen that 583 00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:47,042 it's no longer burning by the time I get there. 584 00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:49,458 That happens a lot. 585 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:52,792 And it's very annoying, 586 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:54,708 - for all involved. - Do something. 587 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,875 Right. We'll do this: 588 00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:00,333 Yes? 589 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:04,125 - I'll get some water. - Yes. 590 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,750 And you make sure 591 00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:09,958 that the fire is still burning when I get there. 592 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,708 Hurry, come on! 593 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,792 And keep stoking it 594 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,958 if that nasty fire tries to go out. 595 00:38:18,042 --> 00:38:20,042 Why do people always panic 596 00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:22,333 when the heat is on? 597 00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,583 What good does that do? 598 00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:29,417 In a situation like this, 599 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:33,833 only three things matter: 600 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,375 Speed, 601 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,625 speed, 602 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:43,542 and speed. 603 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:46,958 Check! 604 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:51,208 At last! The group is complete. 605 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,710 You're a complete fool! Can't even count to seven. 606 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:55,208 1,2,3,4,5,6. 607 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,333 Impossible! Roll call! 608 00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:00,375 - A. - 2.-3.-4. 609 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,583 - 5. - 6. 610 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:07,125 ♪! 611 00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:12,583 - Ralfie! - Seven again! - Let's celebrate! 612 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,833 - With what? - With that! 613 00:39:26,292 --> 00:39:28,250 Oh, Spliss! 614 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:32,000 - All is lost. - Nothing is lost, Majesty. 615 00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:35,583 Didn't you send someone to find the Evil One's name? 616 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:37,500 Yes. Bubi. 617 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:41,625 You're right, Majesty. All is lost. 618 00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:59,083 - Where are we going? - Where indeed? 619 00:39:59,542 --> 00:40:02,333 - You're asking me? - Where do we want to go? 620 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:05,292 - How should I know? - We have to go somewhere. 621 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:08,208 I know, I know! You want to know the name of the man 622 00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:12,167 who's always singing: For little deems the royal dame... 623 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:14,958 - Yes! - The Evil One's name! 624 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:19,125 Know what? I know who knows what that guy's name is. 625 00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:23,958 Helge the White! 626 00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:32,500 Yes! Helge the White knows everything. 627 00:40:32,917 --> 00:40:35,417 - Right, it's a matter of life and death! - Wait! 628 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:39,125 - What? - Every second counts. 629 00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:41,125 We know. About turn! 630 00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:44,458 Two, three, four! 631 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,917 Oh, how I hate them! 632 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,042 Those monsters! 633 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:08,250 Together again! Impossible! 634 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,583 I broke them up 635 00:41:10,958 --> 00:41:14,458 using my most irresistible disguise. 636 00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:19,208 Once upon a very long time ago... 637 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,542 Ha! You are Snow White! 638 00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:23,000 You monster. 639 00:41:23,417 --> 00:41:24,875 No, I was. 640 00:41:25,292 --> 00:41:27,250 But I'm Rumpelstiltskin. 641 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:29,958 There! They're at Helge the White's clearing. 642 00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:32,917 Everybody, come here! 643 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:37,500 "Gone oot." 644 00:41:38,542 --> 00:41:41,167 - Now what? - Where can he be? 645 00:41:44,125 --> 00:41:46,917 D. W. H. 646 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:50,292 D-W-H... 647 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,542 What could that mean? 648 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:58,250 - Damn, we're hectic! - Yes! That's... 649 00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:00,250 No, that's not it. 650 00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:02,000 Wait! 651 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:04,292 D-W-H 652 00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:06,333 - means... - Dipshits with hemorrhoids. 653 00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:09,000 'D' as in 'dear'. 654 00:42:10,042 --> 00:42:13,125 - 'W' as in 'white'. - Yes. - Yes. 655 00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:15,958 'H' as in 'Helge'! 656 00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:18,083 Yes! 657 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:21,167 - 'H' as in 'Helge'! - Yes! 658 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,417 But he's gone oot! 659 00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:27,792 The signal's gone, too. 660 00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:29,895 How would I know when he's coming back? 661 00:42:30,125 --> 00:42:32,000 Let's wait here, until he... 662 00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:39,042 It's no use, it's the antenna. 663 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:41,125 - And where is it? - There. 664 00:42:48,792 --> 00:42:50,542 - How about a game? - Yes! - Yes? 665 00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:53,625 I spy with my little eye, something that looks 666 00:42:54,042 --> 00:42:56,042 grumpy. 667 00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:59,250 I spy with my little eye... a living room! 668 00:43:11,542 --> 00:43:13,833 A little more. More! 669 00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:15,833 That's better! 670 00:43:16,875 --> 00:43:19,292 They found Helge's living room! 671 00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:21,375 A book! 672 00:43:24,292 --> 00:43:26,500 My diary. 673 00:43:28,542 --> 00:43:31,042 His diary. 674 00:43:34,917 --> 00:43:39,458 It's about time to make my dream come true. 675 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:42,583 - Dream! - Let me just say: 676 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:46,333 Fish Palace! 677 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:49,125 - He's in Fish Palace! - Fish Palace? 678 00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:52,417 Fish Palace... 679 00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:57,833 Luckily, I found the portal to another world. 680 00:43:58,250 --> 00:44:00,417 And I say the magic words: 681 00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:03,417 "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, 682 00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:06,500 into a distant land bring all!" 683 00:44:07,542 --> 00:44:09,333 Yes, hello there. 684 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:12,625 They call it... 685 00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:17,000 'The Land behind the Mirror'. And only through a mirror 686 00:44:17,417 --> 00:44:19,417 can you get there. 687 00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:22,333 - But you don't have to. - Of course we have to! 688 00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:24,167 - Chop-chop! - Chop-chop! 689 00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:27,083 As quick as lightning. 690 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:30,208 I see. But, I mean... 691 00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:32,583 What do you want there? 692 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,600 You have everything you need right here. 693 00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:37,167 This heavenly calm. 694 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:40,208 The sun is shining all day... 695 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:43,417 Marvelous! And fresh air all around. 696 00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:46,083 I'd say this is all 697 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,833 highly relaxing. 698 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,875 And over there, it's... 699 00:44:51,292 --> 00:44:54,167 Well... I don't want to say 700 00:44:54,583 --> 00:44:58,250 different from here, but... 701 00:44:59,292 --> 00:45:01,375 - We're going anyway. - Yes, but not all seven! 702 00:45:01,792 --> 00:45:03,708 - First! - First! - First! 703 00:45:04,125 --> 00:45:06,042 They're going to jump! 704 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:11,583 It's flickering again! 705 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:18,958 There! Now it's perfect! 706 00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:25,083 What is this disorder? Men! 707 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,292 - Pull yourselves together! - Yes. - Of course. 708 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,917 - On my command! - Why? 709 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:33,000 Because... 710 00:45:33,417 --> 00:45:34,458 Because 711 00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,208 I said so! 712 00:45:36,583 --> 00:45:38,542 - I see. - There can be only one number one. 713 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:41,292 And that's me! March! 714 00:45:57,375 --> 00:46:00,542 They all jumped, except one of them! 715 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:03,333 Now it's my turn. 716 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:08,667 Wait! I don't know if you knew this, but 717 00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:12,792 all this jumping through me is pretty... 718 00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:17,583 It's pretty stressful for me. I've really had 719 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,375 a bellyful of this! I mean, really. 720 00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:43,333 Well, I like it. 721 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:47,708 I used to hang in a throne room. 722 00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:52,875 Okay, there was this queen, she came trotting by every day: 723 00:46:53,292 --> 00:46:56,417 "Mirror, mirror on the wall ..." 724 00:46:56,792 --> 00:47:00,375 And so on. She used to think she was hot stuff. 725 00:47:00,792 --> 00:47:02,708 Nobody else did, though. 726 00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:04,500 But apart from that 727 00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:07,708 it was a pretty sweet gig. 728 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,167 You know. 729 00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:13,958 - But... - Oh goodness, the book! 730 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,750 - So, you forgot the book? - He did! - He did! 731 00:47:23,167 --> 00:47:26,417 You probably had more important things on your mind? - Yes! 732 00:47:26,833 --> 00:47:30,583 There's nothing more important! We'll never find Fish Palace! 733 00:47:31,167 --> 00:47:34,292 How will we find Helge the White without the book? 734 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:46,375 A map... 735 00:47:50,583 --> 00:47:51,875 - See, a map. Let's go! - Yes! 736 00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:54,292 - Who's first? - First! - First! - First! 737 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,708 Not that again! Our path 738 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,833 leads into the unknown! 739 00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:03,208 There might be monsters that'll chew off our ears. 740 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:06,000 Or monsters that'll scratch out our eyes. 741 00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,500 Demons that'll tie our tongues! 742 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:12,083 Men! The first are also the first to die! 743 00:48:12,917 --> 00:48:14,917 But if just one of us makes it, 744 00:48:15,375 --> 00:48:18,375 - even if it's the last one... - Last! - Last! - Last! 745 00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:21,667 - Last! - Oh! 746 00:48:24,417 --> 00:48:25,583 Last. 747 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,333 Oh... 748 00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:34,458 Dwarves! How I hate them! 749 00:48:35,917 --> 00:48:37,833 Oh no! Dwarves are friends. 750 00:48:38,292 --> 00:48:39,875 Nonsense! 751 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:43,042 They don't want me to have the child. 752 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,917 My precious! 753 00:48:49,042 --> 00:48:51,542 But you can't just kill them. 754 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:56,167 Of course I can. 755 00:48:58,417 --> 00:49:00,583 Hey! What's so funny? 756 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,208 What are you doing on my front lawn? 757 00:49:03,833 --> 00:49:05,167 Who are you, anyway? 758 00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:06,958 I am... 759 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:14,125 - What's that, a monster? - No, it's Red Riding Hood's dad. 760 00:49:14,542 --> 00:49:17,917 Nonsense! Anyone can see what it is. Red! Red men! 761 00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:20,000 Redskins. Indians! 762 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,292 And the little green man? 763 00:49:25,708 --> 00:49:28,542 What green man? There's no such thing. 764 00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:33,375 Oh, the green dude? It's a long story. 765 00:49:33,792 --> 00:49:35,625 Green is the color of camouflage. 766 00:49:36,042 --> 00:49:39,292 And the color of hope, of summer meadows. 767 00:49:40,042 --> 00:49:42,625 - That's what it stands for. - Maybe he just needs to barf. 768 00:49:43,042 --> 00:49:44,792 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 769 00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:47,083 And what about that green man there? 770 00:49:47,958 --> 00:49:51,958 You appear to be in some confusion 771 00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:53,815 about the traffic code. It's simple. 772 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:55,708 Red means stop. 773 00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:57,708 Green means go. 774 00:49:58,125 --> 00:50:01,333 - Let's practice that. - On my command! 775 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:03,125 Green means go. 776 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:08,375 - And red means stop. - And red means stop. 777 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,667 Go! Stop! 778 00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:15,458 Go! Stop! 779 00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:16,917 Go! Stop! 780 00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:18,458 Go! Stop! 781 00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:22,458 - That seems to be going pretty well. - Yes. - Yes. 782 00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:25,250 However, there are exceptions to this rule. 783 00:50:26,542 --> 00:50:29,125 A police officer in regulation uniform 784 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:31,250 legally outranks the light display 785 00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:33,792 of the traffic light installation. 786 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:39,917 He may, in the line of duty, cross the street at any point. 787 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,708 If I might demonstrate? 788 00:50:50,042 --> 00:50:51,500 He was a nice little man. 789 00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:54,500 Stop! This is a traffic check! 790 00:50:54,917 --> 00:50:58,458 - Maybe a little hectic. - Stop! - That was very interesting. 791 00:50:58,917 --> 00:51:00,667 Green means go. 792 00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:02,375 There! Green! 793 00:51:10,042 --> 00:51:11,083 Dwarves 794 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:13,625 are so small and weird. 795 00:51:14,042 --> 00:51:17,042 Dwarves tend to have a beard. 796 00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:18,792 Dwarves 797 00:51:19,208 --> 00:51:20,833 have a different view. 798 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:24,125 'Cause dwarves aren't quite like you. 799 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,833 A dwarf 800 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,042 is bigger than you think. 801 00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:29,500 A dwarf 802 00:51:29,917 --> 00:51:31,625 can be the biggest thing. 803 00:51:32,042 --> 00:51:33,583 A dwarf 804 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,292 can do what you don't do. 805 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:37,167 A dwarf 806 00:51:37,583 --> 00:51:40,250 - finds little Snow White cute. - Is it far? 807 00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:42,917 Yes, it is far to Fish Palace. 808 00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:46,375 And I can tell you exactly how far it is. 809 00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:50,792 20,000 on this map 810 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:56,417 is 20,000 cm in real life. 811 00:51:56,792 --> 00:51:58,167 That looks... 812 00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:01,500 Can I tell you something, between you and me? 813 00:52:01,917 --> 00:52:04,208 - Please do. - Then listen up. 814 00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:05,875 I'll say this only once. 815 00:52:06,292 --> 00:52:08,458 The future belongs to the fish. 816 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,083 Which means, to the fishermen as well. 817 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:19,500 This inconspicuous shop will one day be a palace. 818 00:52:19,917 --> 00:52:21,167 Why? 819 00:52:22,667 --> 00:52:24,042 I'll tell you why. 820 00:52:25,167 --> 00:52:28,292 And I'm very glad that you're asking me that question. 821 00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:35,875 I have studied this trend for years. 822 00:52:36,292 --> 00:52:41,167 All we need to do, is look at the emerging situation. 823 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:43,625 Let's look at the basic data. 824 00:52:44,042 --> 00:52:46,208 Already, two thirds of the earth's 825 00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:49,333 surface is covered with water. 826 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:53,042 There are seven seas. Total water surface: 827 00:52:53,458 --> 00:52:55,000 360 Million. 828 00:52:55,417 --> 00:52:57,125 Square kilometers. 829 00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:58,875 A pain in the butt. 830 00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:01,833 Well, fat chance! 831 00:53:02,417 --> 00:53:04,458 The sea is rising. 832 00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:06,542 Dykes are spewing water. 833 00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:08,792 The islands are hit first. 834 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:10,292 Wangerooge, 835 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:12,458 Langeoog. The North Sea 836 00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:15,625 is swallowing Mt. Brocken and lapping at Hunsriick, 837 00:53:17,625 --> 00:53:19,500 eating up parts of Essen. 838 00:53:19,917 --> 00:53:23,250 Sounds monstrous. I don't understand. 839 00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:25,250 You know the ozone hole? 840 00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:27,875 It's a jumping off point 841 00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:31,583 - for all our ills. - Is it that spectacular? 842 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,875 Oh yes. But I have to go even further. 843 00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:45,292 - Where was 1? - Going further. 844 00:53:48,167 --> 00:53:49,667 Ah, yes... 845 00:53:50,417 --> 00:53:52,042 With the Poles... 846 00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:56,708 They're covered with ice, which means for you, as a lover of fish... 847 00:53:57,875 --> 00:54:01,208 - Wet feet? - The conditions are paradise! 848 00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:03,583 For those inclined to see it. 849 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000 - Dactylopterus volitans everywhere! - Huh? 850 00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:09,958 - Salt-water fish. - That sounds crazy. 851 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:13,250 Studies were made, some were dropped. 852 00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:16,125 You'll be jumping for joy. 853 00:54:16,542 --> 00:54:18,083 Be on the lookout. 854 00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:20,875 The sea is coming. It's only a stone's throw away. 855 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:48,792 Can I help you? 856 00:54:51,167 --> 00:54:52,250 WIENERS 857 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,958 Oh yes, you can. 858 00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:07,292 Right! 859 00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:23,750 From now on, we'll stay on track. 860 00:55:24,167 --> 00:55:26,917 And nothing, absolutely nothing, will lead us astray. 861 00:55:27,542 --> 00:55:31,208 - Wieners! Hot wieners! - Yes! 862 00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:37,250 Wieners! The best in town. 863 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:41,583 100% introductory offer today. Which means: Free wieners! 864 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,375 - Ah! - Wait! The best is yet to come! 865 00:55:46,792 --> 00:55:48,792 My special mustard, extra spicy. 866 00:55:51,292 --> 00:55:53,250 I call it... 867 00:55:53,708 --> 00:55:55,500 'The Mustard of Forgetfulness'. 868 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,000 Forget everything you knew about mustard. - Okay. 869 00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:05,375 Enjoy it 870 00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:08,542 as if it were your last wiener! 871 00:56:09,417 --> 00:56:10,500 Hold it! 872 00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:14,208 How nice. A little wiener for the gentlemen. 873 00:56:14,792 --> 00:56:17,792 And why not? After a hard day's work? 874 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:22,083 How about a little dessert? Some ice cream, perhaps? 875 00:56:23,292 --> 00:56:25,917 - And then perhaps a little nap? - Yes! 876 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:29,625 So that the Evil One can go about his evil deeds? 877 00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:33,750 He'll kill the Queen's child, chop it up, and turn it into 878 00:56:34,167 --> 00:56:35,833 wieners! 879 00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:39,208 Please, the best wieners in town. 880 00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:43,625 - What's the point in talking? - The best wieners? I'd like one. 881 00:56:44,042 --> 00:56:46,583 Not for you. Hey! 882 00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:51,458 - You forgot the mustard! - Mustard's bad for you. Makes you dumb. 883 00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:55,250 - What do you care? - It's not your turn. 884 00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:57,500 Mustard! Liquid gold! 885 00:56:57,917 --> 00:56:59,917 Bloody wars were waged for it, yes. 886 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:03,875 They were all drooling for it, from Moscow to Madrid, 887 00:57:04,292 --> 00:57:06,958 from Greenland to Geneva they clustered. 888 00:57:08,042 --> 00:57:09,750 And what rhymes with that? 889 00:57:12,042 --> 00:57:14,917 What goes with wieners? What rhymes with retard? 890 00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:18,042 - I know! Ketchup! - Yes! 891 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:24,458 Give me that! 892 00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:26,542 You swines, you! 893 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:33,458 - You're going to pay for that. - Huh? 894 00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:37,417 - Money! Start counting! - 51-31-108! - 77! 895 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:40,875 Are you that dumb? I want to see money, you bums. 896 00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:45,292 - Huh? - Where do we get money? - From the bank. 897 00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:50,375 Don't panic, we'll be right back. 898 00:57:50,792 --> 00:57:53,125 Are they really that stupid? 899 00:58:16,833 --> 00:58:18,958 We want money! Chop-chop! 900 00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:40,208 Attention! This is the police! 901 00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:44,250 Resistance is futile. You're surrounded. Come out with your hands up. 902 00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:37,083 Yes... hello there! I don't know if you knew it, 903 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,708 but you look pretty, well... 904 00:59:42,292 --> 00:59:44,958 Well, I don't want to say 905 00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:49,500 'idiotic', but... actually, you do. 906 00:59:49,917 --> 00:59:54,167 In fact, I don't think it's possible to look any more idiotic. 907 00:59:57,708 --> 00:59:59,958 Okay, on the other hand 908 01:00:07,833 --> 01:00:11,333 I spy with my little eye, something that's gray. - Wall! - Shit! 909 01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:15,167 - My turn! I spy with... - Wall! - Not fair! 910 01:00:15,583 --> 01:00:19,917 - Sure, it is! Okay, I spy... - Wall, wall! My turn! - Wall? 911 01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:36,667 I spy with my little eye, something that looks... - Wall? 912 01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:41,167 No! I spy with my little eye, something that looks stupid. 913 01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:42,917 Psst! 914 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:49,458 I think we should play something else. 915 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:55,333 Oh yes! How about a board game? I'll show you! 916 01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:09,792 My turn! 917 01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:16,167 - Stop! Stop! - We'd love to play for hours on end, 918 01:01:16,625 --> 01:01:19,958 but we have an important mission. You understand, don't you? 919 01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:27,208 Go! Quick! 920 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:29,708 Come on! 921 01:01:32,917 --> 01:01:34,708 I'm coming along. 922 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:39,208 I'm sorry, but we're already seven. 923 01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:57,000 - All clear! - Who are you? What do you want? 924 01:01:57,417 --> 01:02:01,417 - The one who's name you shouldn't tell. - What name? 925 01:02:02,292 --> 01:02:04,000 Tell? Tell who? 926 01:02:04,417 --> 01:02:07,083 My name. It's in this envelope. 927 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:10,708 - The dwarves! - Don't say dwarves! 928 01:02:11,125 --> 01:02:13,458 - They're done. - What? 929 01:02:14,292 --> 01:02:16,542 - Why? - Because they're finished. 930 01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:19,625 - In jail. - In jail? 931 01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:22,083 Seven years, at least. 932 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:27,417 A dwarf is bigger than you think. A dwarf... 933 01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:31,833 Then why are they singing, these monsters? 934 01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:34,708 They're free. They're alive! 935 01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,500 That's about to change. 936 01:02:40,542 --> 01:02:42,625 They're about to meet me 937 01:02:43,083 --> 01:02:46,333 my most brutal form. 938 01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:48,875 Don't panic on the Titanic. 939 01:02:51,417 --> 01:02:55,292 - A dwarf can bring a piece of heaven... - Stop! Stop! Stop! 940 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,625 Are we there yet? 941 01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:01,542 - I want to play! - Yes! Spin-the-dwarf! 942 01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:05,333 - Yes. I'll be the bottle. - Oh no. 943 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,625 Knew it. 944 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:20,208 - Let's play battle-dwarf. - Yes, battle-dwarf. 945 01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:24,000 B1, B2, B3... 946 01:03:24,417 --> 01:03:25,792 Hit! 947 01:03:27,875 --> 01:03:30,792 - Sunk! - And now dwarf-tossing! 948 01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:32,792 And one! 949 01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:34,667 And two! 950 01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:37,250 And three! And... yes... 951 01:03:39,042 --> 01:03:41,125 Hasta la vista, Mister! 952 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:05,958 I thought someone was in a hurry? 953 01:04:07,917 --> 01:04:12,125 Who? - Well, you. I thought you had to be some place. 954 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:18,958 - Right, Fish Palace. - That's what I'm talking about. 955 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:23,875 Action, people, action. And now, a hot tip for your trip. 956 01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:34,667 Yes! Yes! We're going to Fish Palace! 957 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,875 Correct! And check! Get in line. 958 01:04:40,792 --> 01:04:42,000 First! 959 01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:47,333 Can I be in front? I can't see. 960 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:50,708 Stay where you are. Don't panic. 961 01:04:51,125 --> 01:04:53,583 - Postpone your sorrow 'til tomorrow. - I see. - Stop! Stop! 962 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,958 - What is it? - Every second counts. - Take it easy. 963 01:04:58,375 --> 01:05:00,125 Johnny Controlletti 964 01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:02,208 has it under control. 965 01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:14,208 I can't see. 966 01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:18,750 - Dude! - Ralfie, what are you doing? 967 01:05:19,167 --> 01:05:21,708 Sorry. It was just a reflex. 968 01:05:22,125 --> 01:05:24,292 Hey, are you nuts and bolts? 969 01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:29,125 - Ralfie, give the man his ball back. - What planet are you from? 970 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:32,417 Planet of the Apes, or what? 971 01:05:33,292 --> 01:05:34,500 Ow! 972 01:05:40,917 --> 01:05:45,000 No more games! We have to go. Every second counts. 973 01:05:45,417 --> 01:05:48,667 Yes - Okay, if there's a hurry, I spy with my little eye, 974 01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:51,083 something that looks like... 975 01:05:57,083 --> 01:06:00,208 - There it is. - It's got a flat. 976 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:06,375 Not true! - It has two flats. One in front and one in back. 977 01:06:06,792 --> 01:06:10,458 No problem, I always have my special tool for cases like this. 978 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:38,542 - Take your seats! Eyes on the road! - Follow me, men! 979 01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:51,042 Now, where is he? Ah, there he is! 980 01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:54,792 What is this? Drinky-drinky! 981 01:06:55,833 --> 01:06:58,875 Nice drinky-drinky! Good. 982 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,417 Not squirty! Drinky! 983 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:05,958 Not squirty! 984 01:07:07,125 --> 01:07:09,958 Give me that botty! Ow! 985 01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:17,875 I could... - Yes, Spliss. All we have left is prayer. 986 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:23,417 Yes, prayer. My step-mommy always prayed with me. 987 01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:26,708 Every night she would come to my bed, 988 01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:30,292 and I remember how she said: 989 01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:33,417 What is this shit, you little turd? 990 01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:37,625 Smells like some polecat puked his guts out in an Ouzo bottle! 991 01:07:38,042 --> 01:07:41,000 How many times have I told you: Hands above the blanket! 992 01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:45,458 And not just during prayer, you little butthole. 993 01:07:45,875 --> 01:07:49,833 One more time, and I'll kick yo' ass so hard you'll hear the angels singing! 994 01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:54,625 Is that what you want? No! Now sleep! Lights off! 995 01:08:02,042 --> 01:08:06,667 - Hey, do you mind helping out here? - Of course. No problem. 996 01:08:13,667 --> 01:08:15,958 Stop! Get off! 997 01:08:18,167 --> 01:08:21,708 - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! - What? - I have to go. 998 01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:28,458 Every second counts! Let's go! 999 01:08:36,250 --> 01:08:38,417 FISH PALACE 1000 01:08:41,125 --> 01:08:43,792 - Fish! - Huh? - Yummy fish! 1001 01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:46,417 Lovely, tasty fish! 1002 01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:48,375 Mackerel! 1003 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:50,875 Salmon! 1004 01:08:51,292 --> 01:08:52,417 Bass! 1005 01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:55,458 Helge the White, we're the ♪ dwarves 1006 01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:57,958 and we have a problem. 1007 01:08:58,375 --> 01:09:00,583 We have traveled far, 1008 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,792 we braved dangers and overcame obstacles to ask you, 1009 01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:09,083 the all-knowing one, the decisive question: 1010 01:09:09,542 --> 01:09:11,958 Can you tell us the Evil One's name? 1011 01:09:12,792 --> 01:09:13,833 No. 1012 01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:20,708 You know that little man who hops around the fire and sings: 1013 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:24,083 - "For little deems the royal ..." - No! 1014 01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:30,542 - He's got a weird mole. - Right here. 1015 01:09:32,375 --> 01:09:37,000 - Here? - Yes. - Not a wart, but a mole? - Yes? 1016 01:09:37,417 --> 01:09:40,792 - Right here? - Yes. - Yes, I know him. 1017 01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:42,250 Yes! 1018 01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:46,125 - Do you know his name? - Nope. 1019 01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:54,917 - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. 1020 01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:56,333 Bye. 1021 01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:57,958 Hey! 1022 01:09:58,375 --> 01:10:00,333 I can sing you a song. 1023 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:01,833 Listen up! 1024 01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:05,750 Witch's house, gingerbread, 1025 01:10:06,167 --> 01:10:08,792 that is where the witch is kept. 1026 01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:11,250 Witch's house, gingerbread, 1027 01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:14,042 that's where the old witch is kept! 1028 01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:18,500 If you want to find a name, 1029 01:10:19,542 --> 01:10:22,875 you should ask the witching dame. 1030 01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:24,875 Gingerbread... 1031 01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:29,750 Witch's house, gingerbread, that's where we will get ahead. 1032 01:10:30,167 --> 01:10:32,875 Gingerbread, yes! We will get ahead! Right on! 1033 01:10:33,292 --> 01:10:34,750 Witch's house, gingerbread... 1034 01:10:35,167 --> 01:10:37,917 Okay, I've had enough. Seeya. 1035 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:40,542 Gingerbread. 1036 01:10:40,958 --> 01:10:43,667 - Witch's house... - Witch's house? - Yes! 1037 01:10:44,083 --> 01:10:46,375 - Get ahead? - Yes! 1038 01:10:46,792 --> 01:10:50,708 - You know what that means? - Ye... Nope! 1039 01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:52,458 We have to go back! 1040 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:58,417 - Back home! - Yes! 1041 01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:03,500 Anyone got an idea how we're supposed to get back? 1042 01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:07,125 I knew it. 1043 01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:12,083 We're closed! 1044 01:11:17,792 --> 01:11:19,042 What now? 1045 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:22,792 - What's the way to the fairytale land? - Take a train. 1046 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,375 Track ♪ 3/4. 1047 01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:33,375 Right, men! Train station, track ♪ 3/4. Follow me! 1048 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:39,208 "want to tell another secret, 1049 01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:44,625 as improbable as it may sound. But before I do so ..." 1050 01:11:45,042 --> 01:11:48,375 - Come on! - Hold on, we can't afford mistakes. 1051 01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:50,625 - Uh-huh. - Here it is. 1052 01:11:51,042 --> 01:11:54,417 "The way into the land of fairy tales 1053 01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:57,042 leads through the pillar 1054 01:11:57,458 --> 01:11:59,083 - that ..." - The pillar! 1055 01:12:01,542 --> 01:12:03,625 Wait, it says, "The pillar that..." 1056 01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:07,208 No, no, no, don't force it. Gently, like this! 1057 01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:14,250 - Listen to me! It says, "The pillar... - Pillar!" 1058 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:19,792 - No, no. The... - Yes. 1059 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:24,417 - The pillar that... - Oh, the pillar! 1060 01:12:27,833 --> 01:12:30,875 No, no. The pillar with a mirror. 1061 01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:35,250 Hey, look at this. 1062 01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:40,250 Well, what is that? 1063 01:12:40,667 --> 01:12:43,167 - Thatis a... - Mirror! 1064 01:12:43,875 --> 01:12:46,750 Right! And how did we get here? 1065 01:12:47,167 --> 01:12:49,667 Through a... 1066 01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:52,000 - Mirror! - Right! 1067 01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:54,917 And how do we get back? 1068 01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:56,708 Through a... 1069 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,125 Pillar! 1070 01:13:10,375 --> 01:13:13,208 "Mirror on the pillar wall, 1071 01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:16,917 into the fairytale land bring all." 1072 01:13:18,250 --> 01:13:22,000 Yes, hello there. I don't know if you... Hello! 1073 01:13:22,417 --> 01:13:26,333 Could you please listen? I don't know, if you knew this, 1074 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:29,333 but you're knee-deep in shit. 1075 01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:31,917 This ain't the way to fairyland. 1076 01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:35,083 But Helge the White said track ♪ 3/4! 1077 01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:39,875 Ooh, Helge the White told you! Let me tell you something: 1078 01:13:40,292 --> 01:13:43,542 "D-d-don't let people screw you, 1079 01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:46,167 especially not on tracks.” 1080 01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:52,375 Yes, hello there. I don't know if you knew this, 1081 01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:55,167 but someone is trying to 1082 01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:59,875 well, screw you real hard, if you pardon the expression. 1083 01:14:00,292 --> 01:14:02,333 So I was right! 1084 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:05,833 Let's put it like this: You COULD get back through me... 1085 01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:09,750 - Cookie was right! - Yes! - We can! 1086 01:14:10,125 --> 01:14:13,500 But SHOULD you? What do you want there, anyway? 1087 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:17,542 All that peace and quiet, that endless sunshine... 1088 01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:19,875 All that fresh, clean air. 1089 01:14:21,792 --> 01:14:23,667 It's much nicer here! 1090 01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:26,375 The weather is full of surprises. 1091 01:14:26,792 --> 01:14:30,375 Spicy exhaust fumes, roaring traffic. 1092 01:14:30,792 --> 01:14:32,167 Heavenly! 1093 01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:36,750 Couldn't you jump for joy? Maybe in front of an oncoming train? 1094 01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:40,042 We're sorry, but we have no time for that. 1095 01:14:40,458 --> 01:14:43,208 That's right! Formation! Chop-chop! 1096 01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:47,042 - Let's go. - I am so sick of this! 1097 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:09,500 - Now what? - Don't you have your battering ram? 1098 01:15:09,917 --> 01:15:13,083 No, no, technology is changing. 1099 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:23,042 Made in Taiwan. What the ...? 1100 01:15:24,208 --> 01:15:25,250 Wait. 1101 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:32,167 This is the police! Resistance is futile! 1102 01:15:32,583 --> 01:15:34,708 The house is surrounded! 1103 01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:39,250 Come out with the name above your head! 1104 01:15:39,667 --> 01:15:41,583 The dwarves! 1105 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,375 How I hate them! 1106 01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:49,750 - It's a matter of life and death! - I'll show them! 1107 01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:53,500 - You won't get me. - Every second counts. 1108 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:55,500 Oh dear... 1109 01:15:58,667 --> 01:16:01,583 Are you coming out, 1110 01:16:02,292 --> 01:16:03,542 or not? 1111 01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:08,000 "Invisibility Soup. Ingredients: 1112 01:16:08,417 --> 01:16:10,917 A mandrake found by the road, 1113 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:16,375 a large, juicy toad, the crushed horn of a troll, 1114 01:16:16,792 --> 01:16:19,958 milk of a donkey raised on a knoll." 1115 01:16:20,542 --> 01:16:22,167 I got it! 1116 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:24,167 She's not coming out. 1117 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:28,458 Final warning! 1118 01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:32,292 If you don't come out... Then... then... 1119 01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,875 Crushed horn 1120 01:16:35,292 --> 01:16:37,542 in mandrake sauce... 1121 01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:39,542 If you don't come out, 1122 01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:43,042 then... then... what then? 1123 01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:47,667 - Then we'll come in! - Yes! 1124 01:16:48,292 --> 01:16:50,292 Then we'll come in! 1125 01:16:50,708 --> 01:16:52,583 Bring it on! 1126 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,333 "The soup takes effect within ♪ seconds, 1127 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:58,750 and then you are invisible." 1128 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,000 Seven, six, five, four, 1129 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:04,792 three, two, one! 1130 01:17:07,167 --> 01:17:10,417 "Assuming you didn't forget any ingredients, 1131 01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:14,333 in which case unpleasant side effects might occur. 1132 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,292 If the toad is missing, for example, 1133 01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:21,542 "the soup will become hard as stone within ♪ seconds." 1134 01:17:31,292 --> 01:17:34,417 Come, toady, toady, toady! 1135 01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:36,542 Come, toady. 1136 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:38,542 Today! 1137 01:17:39,667 --> 01:17:42,917 - You all know what to do? - Yes. Uh... 1138 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:45,583 No? Let's go! 1139 01:17:48,208 --> 01:17:50,083 Hup, hup, hup! Go, go! 1140 01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:30,083 There you are! 1141 01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:32,750 I've been longing to see you. 1142 01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:36,333 - So why didn't you come out? - A little mishap. 1143 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:41,208 I wanted to serve cocktails, but I forgot the main ingredient. 1144 01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:43,917 If one of you would be so kind 1145 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:47,417 as to throw this toad in, then... 1146 01:18:47,833 --> 01:18:49,000 Hold on! 1147 01:18:49,417 --> 01:18:51,458 Lappet-summit! 1148 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,875 What's there to talk about? I mean, 1149 01:18:58,292 --> 01:19:00,542 are you going to take advantage 1150 01:19:00,958 --> 01:19:05,250 of my situation? An old friend in need? 1151 01:19:05,667 --> 01:19:10,208 I mean, we are friends, right? Sure, there've been some misunderstandings, 1152 01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:13,583 but that's all water under the bridge. 1153 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,292 Right. 1154 01:19:17,292 --> 01:19:19,792 You'll get your toad, 1155 01:19:20,208 --> 01:19:22,750 as soon as we get our name. 1156 01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:25,000 What name? 1157 01:19:25,417 --> 01:19:27,750 The Evil One's name. 1158 01:19:28,167 --> 01:19:32,333 - Whose name? - You know, that weird little being. 1159 01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:35,417 - Really weird! - But little, like... 1160 01:19:35,833 --> 01:19:38,625 - Don't say it! - Odd fellow, rather unkempt. 1161 01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:41,000 He's gota... a... 1162 01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:44,417 - Him? Yes, I know him. - Yes! 1163 01:19:45,250 --> 01:19:48,125 - And what's his name? - Oh, that... 1164 01:19:48,542 --> 01:19:50,458 - Yes? - I forgot. 1165 01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:53,875 I can never remember his name. 1166 01:19:54,292 --> 01:19:56,708 That's why he wrote it down for me. 1167 01:19:57,792 --> 01:20:00,208 Wrote it down? Where? 1168 01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:02,833 The Evil One's name is in... 1169 01:20:03,250 --> 01:20:04,292 In...? 1170 01:20:04,708 --> 01:20:06,625 - On... - On...? 1171 01:20:07,042 --> 01:20:08,958 “En.? 1172 01:20:09,625 --> 01:20:12,625 Something with "en"! 1173 01:20:13,917 --> 01:20:14,958 Enlarge? 1174 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:17,375 - Enchant? - Entrails? 1175 01:20:17,792 --> 01:20:19,083 Enemas? 1176 01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:20,875 Enrobe, perhaps? 1177 01:20:21,292 --> 01:20:22,542 En-Ta-Ta! 1178 01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:25,042 No, it was in the en... 1179 01:20:26,792 --> 01:20:28,250 Envelope, Mom! 1180 01:20:28,708 --> 01:20:32,208 My, you're forgetful! I'm glad I didn't inherit that from you. 1181 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:37,042 You see, Mom's been through a lot, which is why she 1182 01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:42,333 voluntarily... I don't want to say 'lost her mind', 1183 01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:46,542 but, well, she... she restricted it a bit. 1184 01:20:47,458 --> 01:20:49,458 - Right, Mom? - Is that the envelope? 1185 01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:52,917 Of course. The envelope with the Evil One's name. 1186 01:20:56,917 --> 01:20:58,167 Yes! 1187 01:20:59,708 --> 01:21:02,542 Stop, stop, stop! What's in the envelope? 1188 01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:04,833 Wait! The toad! 1189 01:21:05,250 --> 01:21:10,000 - Son, could you do your mother a favor? - Sorry, Mom, I gotta go. 1190 01:21:10,417 --> 01:21:14,417 Hold that thought, Mom. You can tell me next time. 1191 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:19,167 Such a good boy. A mother couldn't wish for a better son. 1192 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:23,417 - You'll visit me again soon, right? - Of course, I told you already. 1193 01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:26,250 But there's something I must do first. 1194 01:21:26,667 --> 01:21:28,083 A trifling matter. 1195 01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:37,000 Such a good boy! 1196 01:21:37,417 --> 01:21:39,833 The things he's done for me! 1197 01:21:41,458 --> 01:21:44,042 But since when do I have a son? 1198 01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:47,833 A dwarf is bigger than you think. 1199 01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:51,792 A dwarf is the biggest thing... 1200 01:21:59,042 --> 01:22:02,625 - Spliss, why are you dressed like that? - I'm prepared for the worst. 1201 01:22:03,042 --> 01:22:05,458 You think it will come to that? 1202 01:22:06,875 --> 01:22:09,625 I don't know who should prevent it now. 1203 01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:14,000 Who can stop the Evil One now? Your dwarves? 1204 01:22:14,792 --> 01:22:15,833 Bubi! 1205 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:17,750 Well? 1206 01:22:19,417 --> 01:22:21,542 Didn't I always say it? 1207 01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:23,833 Our dwarves! 1208 01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:26,625 Bubi, you made it! 1209 01:22:55,417 --> 01:22:56,625 Brummboss! 1210 01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:00,167 The baby's sleeping. 1211 01:23:01,042 --> 01:23:05,208 - Ah! Brumboss. - How you? Everything all right? 1212 01:23:05,625 --> 01:23:08,125 - We did it. - I knew you would. 1213 01:23:09,292 --> 01:23:11,500 - Well? Where is it? - What? 1214 01:23:11,917 --> 01:23:13,625 The Evil One's name. 1215 01:23:14,042 --> 01:23:16,417 The Evil One's name. Here you go. 1216 01:23:16,833 --> 01:23:18,917 - Yes! You got the name. - Shh! 1217 01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:20,833 You got the name. 1218 01:23:21,917 --> 01:23:24,625 I don't know how to thank you. 1219 01:23:25,833 --> 01:23:28,333 - Was it difficult? - No problem. 1220 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:30,458 It was just around the corner. 1221 01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:32,792 Then what took you so long? 1222 01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:37,292 - We had to go to another world first. - Yes, it was so weird... 1223 01:23:38,792 --> 01:23:40,667 It was so weird there. 1224 01:23:41,083 --> 01:23:43,042 And very hectic. 1225 01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:46,792 - What do we do now? - Now you'll never split up again. 1226 01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:51,250 - Promise me? - Yes. - This calls for a celebration. - Yes. 1227 01:23:52,292 --> 01:23:54,750 - One, two, three, four... - Wait! 1228 01:24:04,583 --> 01:24:08,333 A dwarf is bigger than you think A dwarf 1229 01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:10,583 can be the biggest thing. 1230 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:16,000 A dwarf sees what you don't see. A dwarf finds little Snow White sweet. 1231 01:24:16,375 --> 01:24:19,792 A dwarf is taller than you think. A dwarf... 1232 01:24:20,208 --> 01:24:24,708 - A party? What's the occasion? - We found something. 1233 01:24:25,375 --> 01:24:27,458 The Evil One's name. 1234 01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:31,542 Really? How interesting. For I 1235 01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:36,042 am the Evil One, known to all. 1236 01:24:36,458 --> 01:24:39,833 With the name none dares to call! 1237 01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:44,458 - I thought the Evil One would be taller. - Most people think that. 1238 01:24:44,875 --> 01:24:48,042 - An old prejudice. - And what is it you want? 1239 01:24:50,042 --> 01:24:52,000 You know perfectly well! 1240 01:24:52,417 --> 01:24:54,250 The child! 1241 01:24:55,917 --> 01:24:57,542 Unless... 1242 01:24:57,958 --> 01:25:00,667 Unless we know your name. 1243 01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:03,458 Woe is me! Foiled again! 1244 01:25:03,875 --> 01:25:05,917 The name is... 1245 01:25:07,167 --> 01:25:08,208 Mother Holle! 1246 01:25:11,792 --> 01:25:13,000 Mother Holle? 1247 01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:17,000 Not perhaps Daddy Holle? 1248 01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:21,083 No, his name isn't Mother Holle! 1249 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:24,792 But Helge the White said so, and we got this envelope from a witch. 1250 01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:29,792 - Actually, the son of a witch. - This young man, by chance? 1251 01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:32,958 Seem familiar? 1252 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:35,667 Or him? 1253 01:25:38,292 --> 01:25:39,708 Or him? 1254 01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:43,042 Or that guy? 1255 01:25:45,958 --> 01:25:48,042 Or this charming creature? 1256 01:25:56,292 --> 01:26:00,250 - They were all you? - Yes, they were all me. 1257 01:26:00,667 --> 01:26:02,708 In the name of evil. 1258 01:26:03,125 --> 01:26:05,750 And I always thought your name was... 1259 01:26:07,250 --> 01:26:09,125 Rumpelstiltskin! 1260 01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:16,500 Yes! 1261 01:26:19,958 --> 01:26:21,667 The devil told you that! 1262 01:26:22,667 --> 01:26:26,208 Bubi, my child is saved! We did it! 1263 01:26:29,792 --> 01:26:31,292 Bubi, Bubi, Bubi... 1264 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:33,458 - The child... - Bubi, Bubi... 1265 01:26:33,875 --> 01:26:36,625 My precious... 1266 01:26:38,125 --> 01:26:42,042 You promised me the child. You lied to me. 1267 01:26:42,958 --> 01:26:45,625 Oh no. You lied to ME! 1268 01:26:46,042 --> 01:26:49,875 - You promised me a full head of hair. - But I didn't say for how long. 1269 01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:52,375 You devil in human form! 1270 01:26:53,292 --> 01:26:57,375 - Take that back! - Fine, I take back "human form". 1271 01:26:58,417 --> 01:26:59,792 Stop! 1272 01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:04,083 Enough. Evil shall receive its just desserts. 1273 01:27:04,833 --> 01:27:07,708 But let's not forget goodness! Boys! 1274 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:13,875 You vanquished evil... at the last second. 1275 01:27:14,292 --> 01:27:17,333 And is there anything better than 1276 01:27:17,750 --> 01:27:21,083 - a last-second rescue? - No! 1277 01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:24,250 Yes! There is! Something much better! 1278 01:27:26,542 --> 01:27:30,542 Did you ever consider me? Or my nerves? 1279 01:27:30,958 --> 01:27:32,375 No, of course not. 1280 01:27:32,792 --> 01:27:35,208 He knew the name all along. 1281 01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:38,458 - Yes. - But he didn't tell anyone. 1282 01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:42,958 - And why didn't he? - Yes, why? - Why? 1283 01:27:43,542 --> 01:27:46,125 Because no one would listen to him! 1284 01:27:47,708 --> 01:27:49,708 I know you guys. 1285 01:27:50,708 --> 01:27:52,708 And you know me. 1286 01:27:53,875 --> 01:27:57,708 Which is why you probably know what I'm about to say, hm? 1287 01:27:58,125 --> 01:27:59,583 Boys! 1288 01:28:01,042 --> 01:28:03,000 I am so proud of you. 1289 01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:06,042 So proud. 1290 01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:11,000 Can I ask a question? 1291 01:28:17,917 --> 01:28:20,208 Can I join you guys again? 1292 01:28:22,083 --> 01:28:23,083 Please. 1293 01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:26,375 I'm sorry, we're already ♪. 1294 01:28:40,625 --> 01:28:42,917 And so we can 1295 01:28:43,333 --> 01:28:46,750 laugh happily ever after at the adventures 1296 01:28:47,167 --> 01:28:49,917 of the immortal ♪. 1297 01:28:51,167 --> 01:28:55,417 What's so funny about that? Grown men with pointy caps! 1298 01:29:06,542 --> 01:29:07,625 Dwarves 1299 01:29:08,042 --> 01:29:10,125 are so small and weird. 1300 01:29:10,542 --> 01:29:11,542 Dwarves 1301 01:29:11,917 --> 01:29:13,917 should be highly feared. 1302 01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:17,583 Dwarves - are as dumb as fools! 1303 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:21,125 Dwarves - like going to the loo! 1304 01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:25,042 Dwarves - are useless and alert! 1305 01:29:25,458 --> 01:29:26,500 Dwarves 1306 01:29:26,917 --> 01:29:28,875 make a lot of dirt! 1307 01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:32,208 Dwarves - take a different view. 1308 01:29:33,125 --> 01:29:36,083 "Cause dwarves aren't quite like you!" 1309 01:29:36,708 --> 01:29:39,708 A dwarf is bigger than you think! 1310 01:29:40,125 --> 01:29:43,375 A dwarf can be the biggest thing! 1311 01:29:43,792 --> 01:29:44,833 A dwarf 1312 01:29:45,250 --> 01:29:47,333 sees what you don't see. 1313 01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:51,417 A dwarf finds little Snow White sweet. 1314 01:29:51,792 --> 01:29:52,833 Dwarves 1315 01:29:53,292 --> 01:29:55,333 have no respect of late. 1316 01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:58,625 Dwarves - are what I truly hate. 1317 01:29:59,208 --> 01:30:02,625 Dwarves - never shut their trap. 1318 01:30:03,042 --> 01:30:04,083 Dwarves 1319 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:06,583 wear a stupid cap! 1320 01:30:07,292 --> 01:30:10,042 Dwarves - are my favorite guys. 1321 01:30:10,458 --> 01:30:11,458 Dwarves 1322 01:30:11,875 --> 01:30:13,875 tell you dirty lies. 1323 01:30:14,292 --> 01:30:17,458 Dwarves - see the forest for the trees. 1324 01:30:17,833 --> 01:30:18,875 Dwarves 1325 01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:21,125 can get weak in the knees. 1326 01:30:21,875 --> 01:30:24,958 Dwarves - are helpful and great. 1327 01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:26,417 Dwarves 1328 01:30:26,833 --> 01:30:28,792 tend to be a little late. 1329 01:30:29,208 --> 01:30:30,292 Dwarves 1330 01:30:30,708 --> 01:30:32,625 really drive me nuts. 1331 01:30:33,042 --> 01:30:34,083 Dwarves 1332 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:36,542 have such sexy butts. 1333 01:30:36,958 --> 01:30:40,042 Dwarves - will buy any rot. 1334 01:30:40,458 --> 01:30:41,667 Dwarves 1335 01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:43,833 tend to like it hot. 1336 01:30:44,250 --> 01:30:47,500 Dwarves - like to play it rough. 1337 01:30:47,917 --> 01:30:51,000 For dwarves, - the wood is not enough. 1338 01:30:51,792 --> 01:30:54,708 A dwarf is bigger than you think. 1339 01:30:55,125 --> 01:30:58,292 A dwarf can be the biggest thing. 1340 01:30:58,708 --> 01:30:59,833 A dwarf 1341 01:31:00,250 --> 01:31:02,250 sees what you don't see. 1342 01:31:02,625 --> 01:31:06,083 A dwarf finds little Snow White sweet. 1343 01:31:06,750 --> 01:31:09,583 A dwarf can be fully grown. 1344 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:13,208 A dwarf rarely comes alone. 1345 01:31:13,625 --> 01:31:16,958 A dwarf comes in a group of seven. 1346 01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:21,167 A dwarf will bring a piece of heaven. 89742