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♪♪
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Mirren: The natural world
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is constantly challenging
its living inhabitants
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and demanding that we
not only adapt but thrive
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in this formidable environment.
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Monkey 1:
[ Shivering ] If I die,
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you have permission
to eat me, okay?
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Monkey 2: [ Shivering ]
For the hundredth time,
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I'm a vegan!
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You never listen to me.
[ Shivers ]
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These lessons,
while often harsh,
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toughen us physically
and mentally.
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And there are no better
proponents of Earth's teachings
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than our fellow students...
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the animals.
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Grasshopper:
Out here in the wild,
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you've got to always,
and I mean always,
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watch your ba�� Aah!
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[ Screaming ]
[ Crunching ]
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Mirren: We have watched
these battle�hardened veterans
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from a distance.
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Now it is time we step forward,
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lean in close,
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and let them share
their knowledge with us.
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Monkey:
[ Straining ] No bathroom?
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No problem.
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Dig yourself
one of these bad boys.
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And now that I've dropped
some knowledge,
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excuse me while I drop some ��
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Mirren: We are all students
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on this sprawling campus
called Earth.
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So prepare to laugh and learn...
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when nature calls.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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All travelers on this planet
seek connection.
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We humans make friends
to enrich our emotional lives,
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to build restorative
social bonds,
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or just to have someone
we can judge
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as we scroll through
their Instagram feed.
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In the animal world,
forging this bond,
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especially a romantic one,
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can also be
full of complications,
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as evidenced by these antelopes
in Sub�Saharan Africa.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Female impala: I waited for you
for seven years.
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And now it's too late.
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Male impala:
I wrote you letters.
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365 letters.
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You wrote me letters?
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Every day.
Including weekends.
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Like letters letters?
With stamps?
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Y�Yes. It was an old�fashioned,
romantic gesture.
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You shoulda e�mailed
or texted.
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Who sends letters?
What, were you in prison?
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I thought
it was a grand gesture.
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Everybody,
check it out.
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I'm talking to this guy
in the rain here.
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Sends letters.
You believe that [bleep]
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I want to be with you!
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It's been seven years.
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I got married in 2018!
Don't you have Instagram?
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[Bleep] how long have you been
standing out in the rain?
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Your horns
are getting wrinkly.
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[ Crying ]
I...wrote you letters.
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I can't believe I ever hooked up
with your dumb ass.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Mirren:
Nature floods our senses
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with astonishing beauty,
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from fetid marsh waters
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and hazy fields
of dreary scrub brush
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to murky holes
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teeming with hairy insects.
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What, you wanted more
"majestic mountains
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and awe�inspiring oceans"?
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I'm getting a little
burned out on those, honestly.
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Plus, as our friend the sea
otter of coastal Alaska knows,
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beauty can be found
wherever you look.
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♪♪
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Matthew McOtterhey:
Seems like everybody's into
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binge�watchin' TV these days...
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binging this show
and binging that show.
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Me, the only thing
I care to binge on...
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is a big ol' gulp
of cool, crisp air.
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And also sometimes cheese puffs.
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I like it when my hands
get all dusty with the cheese,
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and I get to lick 'em after.
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'Cause who needs forks
and knives
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when ya got God's silverware ��
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your fingers.
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Just livin' that laid�back life.
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♪♪
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Mirren: Our animal friends
possess a great wisdom
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about their home
in the natural world.
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They perceive the subtle
atmospheric changes
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that precede a great storm.
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They intuit when to hoard food
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and when to relocate
to warmer climes.
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And they also know
the hottest new bars.
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Like this lizard just told me
about a speakeasy
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that's hidden
behind an old barbershop.
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So cool.
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But how well do animals
know themselves?
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We shall see, in this glimpse
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at the fascinating cheetah
of central Africa.
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Man: [ Rapping ] ♪ Allow me
to introduce you ♪
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♪ To a cool, cool cat ♪
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♪ She runs from zero to 70
in 3 seconds flat ♪
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♪ Fastest animal alive,
no one can ever beat her ♪
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♪ Let's hear it from her now,
it's the legendary cheetah ♪
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Cheetah:
I actually sprained my ankle
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getting out of bed last Tuesday,
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so right now,
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I'm lucky if I can go
zero to a brisk walk
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in like 20 minutes without
wincing in pain, ya know?
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Man: ♪ Oh, no, that sounds
terrible, sorry to hear it ♪
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♪ But here's more cheetah facts
to help raise your spirit ♪
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♪ Did you know
that cheetah's vision ♪
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♪ Is as sharp as a hawk's? ♪
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♪ Scannin' over the savanna ♪
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♪ Got that prey on lock ♪
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Cheetah: Yeah, so,
usually, that's the case,
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except last year, I got Lasik
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from one of those
group�buying sites.
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Ugh. Super sketch.
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I know. Anyway,
long story short,
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I can only see
like two feet in front of me.
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Man: ♪ Dang, this cheetah's
had a real rough go of it ♪
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♪ But, really, no one should get
Lasik 'less it's totally legit ♪
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♪ Here's another cheetah fact
that I bet you didn't know ♪
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♪ Males live in groups while
females like to live alone ♪
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Oh, God.
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Cheetah: Ugh, I'm so lonely.
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I just hang out
with this dumb bush all day,
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and it doesn't even, like,
talk back or anything.
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Say something for once, bush.
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Say something!
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Man: ♪ Okay, that's it
for cheetah facts ♪
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♪ And next week, we'll meet a
gator who is totally detached ♪
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Gator: I feel nothing!
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Man: Okay, is anyone gonna
pre�screen these interviews?
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Cheetah:
[ Sobbing ] Say something!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Barb: So but then Carol,
you know Carol on floor three,
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that executive assistant?
So after the Christmas Party,
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Carol made out with ��
Cattle: Barb, I told you,
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I'm turning a new leaf
this year.
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No more
office gossiping!
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I really don't want to know
this stuff!
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Ooh, but just this once!
This one is so good,
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and then I promise
I'll leave you alone.
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Okay, so,
Christmas Party.
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Carol got real hot 'n' heavy
in the handicapped bathroom
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with Jerard, Jerard from
accounting, even though ��
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Barb! Please! This is
really awkward to hear.
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Even though Jerard is Mrs. Ryan,
Carol's boss', son�in�law!
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I...already knew that.
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You did?!
Well, yeah.
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I'm Jerard.
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Ohh. I see.
But did you know
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that Becca and Josh made out
on the loading docks?
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[ Gasps ] O. M. G.!
Tell me everything.
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♪♪
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Mirren: The natural world
is governed by pure instinct.
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Wild creatures are rarely
afforded the time
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to reflect upon their actions,
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which is why we almost
never encounter
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an animal psychotherapist.
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Also, therapy sessions
aren't covered
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by most animals'
insurance plans.
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But occasionally, we catch
one of our wild cousins
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in a fleeting moment of repose,
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as with this long�tailed macaque
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on the shores of Thailand.
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♪♪
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Baboon: She liked my post.
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Why did she like my post?
What does it mean?
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I posted the post,
then she liked my post
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because she likes...me?
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She likes me!
And we're gonna start dating!
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And we're moving in together
and get matching anchor tattoos!
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And she'll be the primary
breadwinner and ��
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No, no, no, no, no, you idiot.
It was a pity like.
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She saw the post had zero likes
and thought,
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"I better
give that loser a pity like
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so he doesn't become
an even bigger loser."
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Or maybe she just fumbled her
phone and her finger slipped
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and it was all an accident.
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[ Smacks lips ] Yep.
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It was an accidental like.
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She doesn't even know
I exist, because...
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maybe I don't exist,
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and I'm just a figment
of my own imagination.
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[ Scoffs ]
I gotta quit social media, man.
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[ Chime ]
She liked another post.
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That means she loves me,
and we're gonna get married!
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I'm back, baby! Sorry, Helen,
I'm off the market!
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♪♪
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Mirren:
Fear is a natural reaction,
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hard�wired into
every living creature
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as a means of detecting danger
and ensuring survival.
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♪♪
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I, for one, am terrified
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of extreme close�ups
of hairy spiders.
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Aah! No!
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No, no, not cool!
No, not cool!
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No, get that hell spawn
off the screen right now.
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Oh, Jerry, why would show that
to me?
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I mean, what's wrong with you?
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Jerry: I'm sorry.I'm just conditioned
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to automatically roll footageof any animal you mention.
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Yes, but you know I despise
seeing extreme close�ups
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of very hairy spiders.
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Aah! Jerry!
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Sorry.My finger slipped that time.
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Let's just go to something I
find more adorable and cuddly,
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like the timber rattlesnake
in New England.
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Announcer: And now discoverthe hidden terrors within...
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the serpent's lair!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Snake: Why, hello, there.
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Are you s�s�s�scared?
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[ Sniffs ]
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Ahh, I can s�s�smell your fear.
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Don't move a muscle,
or I'll pounc�c�ce.
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I'll sink my venomous teeth
into your ��
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[ Yawns ]
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You didn't hear that.
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I'm not sleepy,
I'm terrifying.
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That was my murder cry.
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Yes�s�s�s, aren't I
disturbing�looking?
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Don't I make the hairs stand up
on the back of your neck?
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That's�s�s�s because
I'm a poisonous, silent,
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cold�blooded, slithering ��
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[ Yawns ]
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[ Yawning ] Oh, man! I'm tired!
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Ooh�whee!
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Ah, who am I kidding?
I'm just like you.
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But you know how it is.
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I mean, everyone loves
the "scary snake" thing.
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It's what pays the bills!
It's what the people want!
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[ Yawns ]
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Ah, man, I was up late.
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I found an ex of mine
on Instagram
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and went down a rabbit hole,
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by which I mean
after stalking my ex online,
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I went down a literal hole
and ate an entire rabbit.
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Listen, I'm gonna drift off
here, take a little nappy.
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You can show yourself out.
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Announcer:
Yeah, show yourself out of...
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the serpent's lair!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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♪♪
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Matthew McOtterhey:
It seems like rappers these days
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are obsessed
with being infantilized
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by the music industry.
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Just look at their names.
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You got Baby, Lil Baby,
Bhad Bhabie.
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The only baby I care about...
is my nephew, Jeremiah.
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00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,696
He's my sister Teresa's kid.
So cute.
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I'd show you a picture, but...
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00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,869
my phone is back at the cabin
in airplane mode.
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I like to log off and just...
be present.
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Just livin' that laid�back life.
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Here's to you, Jeremiah.
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♪♪
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Mirren: Traveling is a necessary
part of many animals' lives.
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Zebras migrate
to find fresher grass and water.
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00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:35,902
Geese travel south to seek
warmer climes in winter.
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And this elephant
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is wandering across
the continental United States
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in search of the one�armed man
who murdered his wife.
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00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:51,328
But some animals are
ill�prepared for such journeys,
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like this Siberian chipmunk
in Japan.
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♪♪
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Announcer: They formthe last line of defense
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between weary travelersand the safety of our airspace.
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These are "True Storiesof the Animal T. S. A."
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Harold: Ma'am, I'm gonna need
you to keep the line moving.
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Chipmunk: [ Muffled ] Crap.
How far am I over the limit?
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10 pounds.
You wanna pay the fee?
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00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,572
Nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope.
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00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,395
I just got a little carried away
at the duty�free shop.
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00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,740
I can move
some stuff around.
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00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,895
Miss, y�you can't
do that here.
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00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,494
[ Grunts ]
Miss, please.
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00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,450
You listen to me.
I'm gonna sit right here
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00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,580
and cram everything
I just bought into my mouth,
293
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,787
rather than pay your stupid,
exorbitant $500 checked�bag fee!
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00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,119
Actually, you're
a frequent flier,
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00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,793
so there's
no extra charge.
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00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,172
Huh. I see.
297
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,589
Then, uh, could you do me
a favor and call a doctor?
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00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,258
I think I just swallowed
a 64�ounce bottle of cologne.
299
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,757
Actually, I'm clocking out.
It's my break.
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00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,760
Next time on "True Storiesof the Animal T. S. A."...
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Sir, you can't bring an entire
pond onto the aircraft.
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00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,646
Hippo: Fine! I'll just
drink it here in line.
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[ Slurping ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Mirren: To survive a typical day
in the natural world,
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animals must navigate
a gauntlet of obstacles ��
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00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,878
evading predators...
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00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:22,336
Seal: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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Mirren:
...foraging for resources,
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or trying to get
to the other side of a pond
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without stepping in a pile
of flamingo poop.
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But some situations
are more stressful than others
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and require a stealth ��
and a patience ��
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00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,860
that may not come naturally,
316
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:49,161
as with this spiny reed frog
in the jungles of Malawi.
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♪♪
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Man:
Agent Jackson, do you read me?
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00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,041
Agent Jackson:
[ Grunts ] Copy.
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00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,882
The breadhas left the toaster.
321
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,668
Agent Jackson,are you buttering?
322
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,592
Huh?
Are you in pursuit?
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00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,181
[ Grunting ]
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00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,426
Oh, uh, yeah,
I'm in pursuit.
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00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,718
Mayday, mayday, mayday!
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00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,562
[ Grunting ]
What is it?
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00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,267
The tiger has enteredthe kiddie pool.
328
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,307
I repeat, the tiger hasentered the kiddie pool.
329
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,652
You've gotta cool it
with these code names.
330
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,227
What does that even mean?
[ Grunts ]
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00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,943
He's headed for the vault!
332
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,823
How much time do I have?
333
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,490
T�minus 8 seconds.
334
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,868
Pick up the pace.He's right on your tail.
335
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,616
Stay lowand don't make a sound.
336
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,748
The cat is onthe hot tin roof.
337
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,495
That meanshe's right on top of you.
338
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,666
He's stepping
on my eyeball!
339
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,205
Uh...I am ��I am so sorry.
340
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,920
What is that code for?
341
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,380
It's code for he's literally
stepping on my eyeball!
342
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,880
Oh, man, you gotta be
[bleep] kidding me.
343
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,643
Now I gotta break into
my optometrist's office
344
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,885
and steal some new
contact lenses.
345
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,887
This whole being a spy thing?
I don't think it's for me.
346
00:16:55,890 --> 00:17:02,310
♪♪
347
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,773
Mirren:
We have borne witness
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00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:09,203
to a host of fascinating
animal behavior ��
349
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,525
normally fearsome lions
350
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,700
heaping affection
on their young...
351
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,160
ants toiling selflessly
352
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:20,211
for the good of their colony...
353
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,036
and this monkey
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00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,461
rolling what looks like
a grapefruit
355
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:28,710
for, honestly, three hours.
356
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,474
I counted.
357
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:34,046
Seriously, guy, get a new hobby.
358
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,352
But the one thing
we have yet to observe
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00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,599
is self�consciousness.
360
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:46,652
Animals are blissfully free
of judgment and shame.
361
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:51,279
It can be refreshing ��
and jarring ��
362
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:55,579
to see creatures so at home
in their own skin,
363
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,195
as with this Bornean orangutan
in Malaysia.
364
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,586
Orangutan:
Well, good morning, sleepyhead.
365
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,428
Or should I say good afternoon.
366
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,715
You look so pretty
when you sleep.
367
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,390
I've been up for hours,
just sitting here watching you,
368
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:24,560
and so far, it's been
the best day of my life.
369
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:28,072
Only matched, of course,
by the best night of my life
370
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,605
which was, um, let me think...
371
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,110
oh, yeah, last night.
372
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,822
[ Chuckles ]
373
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:40,664
I don't know.
I'm just silly in the morning.
374
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:44,501
Oh, hey, hey, don't be
filled with regret. No.
375
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,958
Let's fill you with some waffles
instead, okay?
376
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,050
My treat.
377
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:57,386
♪♪
378
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:04,516
♪♪
379
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,558
Matthew McOtterhey:
Seems like everybody's putting
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00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,982
a whole lot of themselves
in their devices these days.
381
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,742
"I" this and "I" that.
382
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,605
It makes you wonder...
383
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:17,742
what if we focused
a little less on our "I" phones
384
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,040
and a little more
on our "we" phones?
385
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,785
Now, that's a connection
386
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,997
I'd gladly sign
a two�year contract for.
387
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,998
Just livin' that laid�back life.
388
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:34,381
♪♪
389
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,472
Mirren: As another wild journey
comes to an end,
390
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:41,218
nature bids us adieu.
391
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,182
The sun sinks into the horizon,
392
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:48,483
silence falls across
the animal kingdom,
393
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:52,109
and the meerkats plug
their tails into USB ports
394
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:56,148
so they'll be fully charged
in the morning.
395
00:19:56,153 --> 00:20:00,243
As for me, I'm heading out
to my second job ��
396
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,241
working the shoe rental counter
397
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,503
at my neighborhood
bowling alley.
398
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,655
I love it.
399
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,374
But I'll be back...
400
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,134
when nature calls.
401
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,552
[ Both grunting ]
402
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,468
Left roo:
Sibling secret handshake time.
403
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,086
Right roo: Ooh, yes.
Let me get into position.
404
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,554
[ Clears throat ]
Okay, go.
405
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,644
Over�under, back�hand ��
Over�under, high�five,
406
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,849
loopty�loop ��
Hey, that's not how it goes.
407
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,770
You hit me in the face,
you dummy!
408
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:31,358
Don't call me a dummy!
I'll mess you up.
409
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,145
Ow. You're not
my real brother!
410
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,569
[ Gasps ]
411
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,897
What?
412
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,321
You're...adopted.
413
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,200
[ Sniffles ]
Is that true?
414
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,288
Yes. Six years ago,
Mom found you in a basket
415
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,495
placed on
our front doorstep.
416
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,535
[ Crying ]
I don't know who I am anymore.
417
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,920
Was I...
at least in a cute basket?
418
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,248
I mean, it wasn't,
like, Pottery Barn,
419
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,094
but it was...
decent, I guess?
420
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,090
No!
421
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,972
I'm an ugly basket
orphan boy!
422
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,471
[ Crying ]
423
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:10,064
Do you want to...practice
our handshake one more time?
424
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,400
Yes. Here.
[ Grunting ]
425
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,056
Let me get into position.
426
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,781
♪♪
427
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:24,909
Mirren: Earth is home to a
staggering diversity of life.
428
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:28,369
From its towering peaks
429
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,870
to the depths
of its mighty oceans,
430
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:36,004
this planet teems
with fascinating creatures.
431
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,223
Antelope: Swine Club! Run!
432
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,715
Hog:
Yeah, you better run.
433
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,586
Hog 2: Anarchy�y�y�y!
434
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:46,063
Hog 3: This is a lovely
neighborho�o�o�o�od!
435
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:49,385
Mirren: These unique beings,
436
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:53,021
some of them quite alien to us,
437
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:57,780
are almost ethereal
in their beauty and mystery.
438
00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,985
Gopher: [ Echoing ] Hey?
439
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,525
Hey!
440
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:04,319
Hey!
441
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,783
Mirren:
On the surface, it seems
442
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:10,044
we humans have little in common
with these animals.
443
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,629
But when we open our minds,
444
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:20,876
the universal truths that bind
us together are revealed.
445
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,301
Water buffalo:
Yeah, like we hate traffic, too.
446
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,050
[ Horn honking ]
I'm moving, I'm moving!
447
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,724
Mirren:
Let us now draw closer
448
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:33,443
to these once�enigmatic
creatures
449
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:38,065
and celebrate
our striking similarities...
450
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:41,025
when nature calls.
451
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:48,526
♪♪
452
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:56,174
♪♪
453
00:22:56,166 --> 00:23:00,246
Seth: Hi, YouTubers.
It's me, S�S�S�Seth,
454
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:03,174
and welcome back
to my ASMR channel.
455
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:07,723
"S�S�S�Slurpin' with S�S�Seth."
456
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,560
In my last video, I drank soda
out of a test tube,
457
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:15,477
but in this video, I'm going to
drink filthy water from...
458
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,937
a mud hole.
459
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,647
So sit back, back, back
460
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,528
and relax�lax�lax.
461
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,736
♪♪
462
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,698
[ Slurping ]
463
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,618
[ Gurgling ]
464
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,166
Ahh, the sound of mud water
465
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,918
traveling through
my intestinal tract.
466
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,511
So s�s�s�s�satisfying.
467
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:48,927
Don't forget to like
and s�s�s�subscribe.
468
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:56,388
♪♪
469
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,943
Mirren:
Within the animal kingdom,
470
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,398
there are those who live
a solitary existence,
471
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:05,649
away from the teeming masses ��
472
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,663
species such as the polar bear,
473
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,776
the moose,
474
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:14,503
and this lizard, who lives alone
475
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:19,455
and makes dolls out of his
neighbors' discarded dryer lint.
476
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:23,128
Hmm, better keep an eye
on that one.
477
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:26,418
But as in human society,
478
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:31,223
there are those individuals
who long for social connections,
479
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:35,180
like this Japanese boar
on the island of Honshu.
480
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:40,062
♪♪
481
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,192
Announcer: Old Boars Onlyis the dating site
482
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,529
exclusively for old boars.
483
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,485
So if you're a boarand you're lonely
484
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,145
and you're looking for love
485
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,863
and you're above the ageof, let's say, 67,
486
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,704
then have a younger personshow you how to use a computer
487
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,661
and log on to Old Boars Only.
488
00:24:56,662 --> 00:25:00,672
It works!Just ask this old boar.
489
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,876
Ebenezer: My name is Ebenezer,
I'm a Virgo,
490
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,877
and I like to root for truffles.
491
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,140
I'm looking for a companion
who's energetic, romantic,
492
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:15,175
and doesn't get spooked
by loud farts.
493
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:19,640
Come find me and let's sniff out
companionship.
494
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,523
Old Boars Only.
495
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,190
Because there's someonefor everyone.
496
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,479
Right? I mean, uh, there ��there has to be,
497
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,533
just, like,statistically speaking?
498
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:36,577
♪♪
499
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:39,867
Mirren: Self�motivation
is not a quality often lacking
500
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,502
in the animal world.
501
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,919
From a seal pup
taking the initiative
502
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,088
to evade a hungry orca...
503
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:53,638
to a gazelle desperately
outrunning a cunning cheetah...
504
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,425
to this mantis attempting to ��
505
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,180
Oh.
506
00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,932
Well, better luck
next time, friend.
507
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,064
Still, there are creatures
508
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:06,942
who require more of an impetus
to take action,
509
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,990
like this gray�collared chipmunk
510
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,395
in the woodlands
of North America.
511
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,784
♪♪
512
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:18,043
Paul: Alright,
time to get myself started
513
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,695
so I can go for a ride.
514
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:22,083
Okay. Here we go.
515
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,171
[ Imitating engine sputtering ]
516
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,799
Damn. Ignition's not working.
That's weird.
517
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:33,837
Maybe if I just fix this thing
here or this thing there.
518
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,932
Or maybe this part is stuck?
Hmm, I don't know.
519
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,548
Maybe I should try again.
520
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:38,934
[ Imitating engine sputtering ]
521
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,641
Chipmunk 2:
Hey, neighbor. What, uh...
522
00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,522
are ya doin' over there?
523
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:46,689
Who, me? Oh, I'm just tryin'
to get myself started.
524
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,728
[ Imitating engine sputtering ]
"Get yourself started"?
525
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,482
Like a car?
526
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,574
Uh, what's a car?
527
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:55,529
I don't know, man. I guess
this is just a chipmunk thing.
528
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,161
Is it? Because
I'm also a chipmunk,
529
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,078
and I've never really ��
530
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,497
[ Loudly imitating
engine sputtering ]
531
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,960
You're making those sounds
with your mouth.
532
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,289
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
533
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,633
This piece of junk
better start working.
534
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:14,129
Are you talking about...
your own body?
535
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,093
[ Imitating engine
rumbling, sputtering ]
536
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,144
Hey, Paul.
537
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,468
I know you've been going through
a lot since the divorce.
538
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,353
And I'm here to talk
if you ever ��
539
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:26,730
[ Imitates engine sputtering ]
Sorry, sorry, I can't hear you!
540
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:30,358
I was just saying, we all have
emotional needs, pal! I ��
541
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,647
[ Imitates
engine sputtering ]
542
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,700
[Bleep]
I flooded this thing.
543
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,855
[ Crying ] I gotta go inside
and get a crescent wrench.
544
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:38,534
[ Sniffles ]
545
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:44,832
♪♪
546
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,460
Mirren: In the wild,
it is important to be apprised
547
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:51,297
of changes
in one's surroundings.
548
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:54,835
Animals must be able to sense ��
and communicate ��
549
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,220
subtle shifts
in their environment.
550
00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:00,468
Bears warn each other
551
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:04,430
about which bushes
carry poisonous berries.
552
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:09,523
Birds scout and report
on the movements of predators.
553
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,941
And this monkey posts web videos
554
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,651
about how the earth is flat.
555
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:20,622
And in the snowdrifts
of North America,
556
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,576
the red fox has found a new
557
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:27,577
and not always welcome
source of information.
558
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:35,671
♪♪
559
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:38,182
Announcer: And now she's fair.She's balanced.
560
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:40,755
She's a fox,and she hears news.
561
00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:43,601
Fox:
Alexa, read today's top story.
562
00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:46,807
[ Ding ]
Alexa: The 2024presidential election
563
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,478
is on the horizon,with candidates holding rallies
564
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:50,768
around all 50 states ��
565
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:54,321
Fox: No! We just did this!
566
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:57,436
Please give poor Steve Kornacki
a break!
567
00:28:57,444 --> 00:29:00,164
I can't look at his khakis
one more time!
568
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:03,445
Announcer:
This has been "Fox Hears News."
569
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:14,627
♪♪
570
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,420
Bear: Okay, I am doing it.
571
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,644
I am crossing the river,
and I am going to the party.
572
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:24,595
Everyone is probably
expecting me.
573
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,806
Oh, never mind.
I should stay home.
574
00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:28,227
I don't really want to go.
575
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,765
And besides,
everyone's gonna ask me
576
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,598
how my novel's going,
and then I have to tell them
577
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,733
I haven't even started
writing it yet.
578
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,480
And then they're gonna
be really nice about it
579
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:38,152
and say, "That's fine!
Good art takes time."
580
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:41,031
But somehow, them being nice
will make me even more anxious.
581
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,369
Ohh, like,
are they being sincere?
582
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:46,655
Ugh. They're probably
not expecting me anyway.
583
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:50,210
I bet they sent the invitation
as a mistake or a joke.
584
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:53,075
Uh, okay, okay,
I'll just go for 15 minutes.
585
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,383
But no, is that ��
is that weirder
586
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,416
than not showing up at all?
587
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:59,880
Ugh! It's not that I don't like
these bears. I do, sort of.
588
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:04,341
It's just that I don't like
to...do things. In general.
589
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:05,974
I could tell them
I wanted to go,
590
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:09,061
but I had an unexpected...river.
591
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,977
Uh, no, I could tell them
that I'm sick.
592
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,976
Or dead. Yeah, that's good.
593
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,898
"Sorry. I can't make it.
I'm dead.
594
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,686
Let's hang out soon,
though, for real."
595
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:19,280
[ Crunch ]
Oh, whoops, rolled my ankle.
596
00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:21,526
Oh, I think I may have
actually hurt myself!
597
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,158
Ooh, this is perfect.
598
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,945
"Sorry, guys, can't make it.
Broke my ankle.
599
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:26,488
Pretty sure it's infected."
600
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:29,791
Yeah, things are finally
looking up for me.
601
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:33,366
I can't even feel my foot now.
Today really is my lucky day!
602
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:38,843
♪♪
603
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:42,377
Mirren: Animals,
so in touch with nature,
604
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:47,472
exist in a freer, more liberated
state than humans.
605
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:52,391
Our wild cousins
have lax grooming standards,
606
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,812
chew with their mouths open,
607
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,731
and, well ��
well, I'll just say it ��
608
00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:01,651
They often have sex outdoors.
609
00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:06,701
But what happens when an animal
resists its own primal instincts
610
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,448
and attempts to forge
a new path?
611
00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,872
We shall see
with these mosquitos
612
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,171
in the jungles of Bolivia.
613
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,214
Larva: Man, being a mosquito
larva is pretty great!
614
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,092
But I can't wait
to get to the surface.
615
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,879
I'm gonna bite so many ankles,
616
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,842
arms, legs,
the back of the knee.
617
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,012
It's gonna be amazing.
618
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,141
Larva 2: Same here.
First thing I'm gonna do when I get above�water ��
619
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:32,348
I'm gonna fly
straight to a barbecue,
620
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:34,309
bite as much exposed human skin
as I can find.
621
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,309
How about you, Eddie?
622
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,811
Eddie: What if �� What if
I don't want to do any of that?
623
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,154
Uh ��
What do you mean, man?
624
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,188
What if I want to
be...good?
625
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:45,112
What if I want to do...
good stuff with my life?
626
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:47,322
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, we're mosquitos, Eddie.
627
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,702
We don't do good stuff.
We bite people.
628
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,029
That's our whole thing.
629
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:53,454
[ Insects chirping ]
630
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:54,963
Larva: I'm so stoked.
631
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,575
As soon as we're out
of this water, we're adults.
632
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,042
I'm gonna fly right through
somebody's open bedroom window
633
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:03,133
in the middle of the night
and bite their whole face.
634
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,800
Then I might even bite 'em
in the most painful spot ��
635
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,799
the top of the foot.
636
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,341
Why does it have to
be like this?
637
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,644
Aw, come on, Eddie.
Not this again.
638
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,218
I swear to God.
639
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,813
I'm gonna do something
productive with my life.
640
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,308
Constructive.
641
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,599
Positive, even.
You're so naive.
642
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,983
The world is gonna
swat you down.
643
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,521
You know, maybe it will.
644
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,484
But at least I'll be able
to say I tried,
645
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,194
that I dared
to be different.
646
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,324
It's up to us
to change things.
647
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,821
You know, and I really believe
we can.
648
00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:32,833
♪♪
649
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,366
Announcer: We're here tonightto honor Eddie The Mosquito,
650
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,250
who has bittenand sucked the blood
651
00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:40,457
of more human beings thanany other mosquito in history.
652
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,628
In his four days as an adult,
653
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,297
he has caused painful,itchy, swollen bumps
654
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,377
in over 100,000 people
655
00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:50,642
at two differentoutdoor music festivals.
656
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,965
Eddie, would you liketo say a few words?
657
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,431
[ Cheers and applause ]
658
00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:56,351
Eddie:
You know, I used to think
659
00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:59,689
I was going to change the world.
[ Laughter ]
660
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,436
But some animals are just born
to be jerks, baby!
661
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:05,189
Ha�ha!
Mosquitoes rule! Suck it!
662
00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:08,702
That's my catchphrase. And, yes,
I will be selling key chains
663
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,525
when we're done here tonight.
664
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:13,120
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thanks. Hey, thanks so much.
665
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:16,996
Wow. Four days. What a life.
666
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:26,625
♪♪
667
00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:29,590
Mirren: From the jungles
of South America,
668
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:33,141
we travel around the globe
669
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:37,596
to check in again with a lonely
boar on the island of Honshu.
670
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,059
♪♪
671
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,230
Announcer: If you'rea swine of a certain age
672
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:44,809
looking forthat special someone,
673
00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:47,074
come to the dating websitemade just for you,
674
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:48,937
you lonely, elderly pig ��
675
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:51,954
Old Boars Only.
676
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:55,527
Ebenezer: Hello, again.
It's me, Ebenezer.
677
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:59,833
No hits on my profile yet,
so I figured I'd try this again.
678
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:02,579
Me �� old boar,
looking for love.
679
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:06,252
Likes include ��
rotten fruit and slow trots.
680
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,213
You �� another old boar.
681
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:12,133
And I'm not willing to shave,
so don't ask.
682
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:15,973
If anyone is seeing this,
even if it's platonic, text me.
683
00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:18,521
Just want to make sure
this thing's working.
684
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:20,225
Old Boars Only.
685
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,595
And if you'rea senior�aged bear,
686
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,562
you are onthe wrong dating website.
687
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,562
You want to try maybeOld Hot Bears.
688
00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:28,364
Uh, actually, you know what?
689
00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:30,438
That is �� That is a differentwebsite altoge��
690
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:32,573
Just �� You know ��That's different. Never mind.
691
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:39,160
♪♪
692
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,700
Mirren: In the wild,
693
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:45,714
physical contact
has a variety of benefits ��
694
00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:50,009
to huddle for safety
on the sun�baked savanna...
695
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:53,425
to hold offspring close
as they feed...
696
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:56,085
or to exchange
victorious chest bumps
697
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,514
after a particularly rousing
game of beer pong.
698
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,484
For these tufted capuchins
of Brazil,
699
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,935
physical contact
can have a more restorative
700
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:09,817
and intimate benefit.
701
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:11,816
George: Well, babe,
we're finally alone.
702
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,738
I think your family
is asleep.
703
00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:16,487
It's just you, me,
and this comfy little branch.
704
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:19,579
Mary: Ohh! I like where
this is going, George!
705
00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:22,286
Can I interest you
in a sensual massage?
706
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:23,997
�Uh�huh.
�Here we go.
707
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,577
�Okay.
�There it is!
708
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:28,922
I'm biting your lip.
Mnh! I'm biting your lip.
709
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,168
Ah! [ Laughs ]
710
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,261
Oh, that's an interesting
technique, babe.
711
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:35,216
[ Growling ]
It's so, uh, i�intimate?
712
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,636
Mah! Oh, George.
713
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,966
This body of yours
needs work. Yeah, there we go.
714
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:43,391
Perhaps I should bring someone
else in here to help. Hmm?
715
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,351
Oh. That feels good.
Oh, uh, I actually thought
716
00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,852
it was just
gonna be us two.
717
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:49,653
Ma! Uncle Lou! Wake up!
Get your butts in here!
718
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,568
Wait. Ma? Uncle Lou?
719
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,146
Aren't you lucky the Kirkpatrick
clan came to visit?
720
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,702
Uh, babe, I�I don't think
Uncle Lou is necessary.
721
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:58,446
Uncle Lou: Uncle Lou
is always necessary.
722
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:00,028
Right on cue.
Hey, Uncle Lou.
723
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,163
Uh, Mary, I think your mom
is smelling my back.
724
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,910
Mom:
Oh, of course I am!
725
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,912
Who licks something
without sniffing it first?
726
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,584
Pretty much everyone but you.
I'm really not comfortable.
727
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,132
Uncle Lou: I'll fix that!
And now relax
728
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,916
and let Uncle Lou
dust those nuggets.
729
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,130
Whoa! What?!
[ Explosion ]
730
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,470
Announcer:
Kirkpatrick's Testicle Powder!
731
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:19,466
Soothing your businesshas been our family business
732
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,259
since 1884!
733
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,312
Hey. Come on, guys.
You're getting a little close
734
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,886
to the, uh, nether re��
Oh. Oh. That ��
735
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,231
Okay.
That does feel nice.
736
00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:30,936
♪♪
737
00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:34,359
Once again, this is"Fox Hears News."
738
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,779
Fox: Hey, Siri.
Forget current events.
739
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:39,108
Just...tell me
the weather forecast.
740
00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:40,874
[ Ding ]
741
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,485
Siri:
Today will be mostly sunny
742
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,492
with a high of 73 degrees.
743
00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:46,294
Oh!
Celsius.
744
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:49,457
With a 95% chanceof forest fires,
745
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,497
mudslides,and lava tornadoes.
746
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:54,671
Fox:
Aaaaah! Turn it off!
747
00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,631
♪♪
748
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:58,431
Announcer:
This has been "Fox Hears News."
749
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:06,729
Announcer: We're not surewhy she does this to herself.
750
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,015
This is "Fox Hears News."
751
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:12,188
Fox: Okay, Google.
Let's keep it light.
752
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,518
Read me entertainment
news headlines.
753
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:16,444
[ Ding ]
754
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,033
Alexa:
Elon Musk has been selected
755
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,817
to play every characterin Zack Snyder's reboot
756
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,032
of "The Avengers."
757
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:26,411
[ Fox screaming and sobbing ]
758
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:30,371
Announcer:
This has been "Fox Hears News."
759
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:37,263
♪♪
760
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,795
Mirren: The bond
between a mother and her young
761
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:42,339
is indelible...
762
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:45,603
forged in the trials
of childbirth
763
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:49,927
and fortified through years
of close co�existence.
764
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,444
The pride of a mother
for her child
765
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:56,187
is evident in every species
on this planet.
766
00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:59,241
Unless you're my producer
Jerry's mother.
767
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:03,065
Whew! Better luck next time,
Mrs. Jerry's Mom.
768
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,532
Jerry: Actually, I'll have youknow that Mommy loves me.
769
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,333
Mommy loves me very much.
770
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:10,997
Oh, uh, yeah. Great.
Great, Jerry. Yeah.
771
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,747
Yikes.
772
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,999
But there are times
when the relationship
773
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:18,881
between mother and child
is put to the test...
774
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,180
as with these
Magellanic penguins in Uruguay.
775
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:29,515
♪♪
776
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,936
Mom: You're five minutes
past curfew, young man!
777
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,935
Don't walk away from me!
Come here!
778
00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:35,977
So, did you have a fun time
779
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,110
playing Settlers of Catan
with your friends?
780
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,487
Christopher: Yeah, I did. And
that is what I was doing, Mom.
781
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:43,145
You look drunk! Come here!
Let me smell your breath!
782
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,704
No, Mom!
You are being ridiculous!
783
00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,408
[ Gasps ] Christopher Joseph!
Were you drinking?!
784
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:48,738
No!
785
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:49,993
"No"? [ Gasps ]
You're lying!
786
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,164
No, I am not.
787
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,043
We had LaCroixs and we played
Catan, I swear. How could you?!
788
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,500
[ Sobbing ] Oh. I knew it.
I failed as a mother!
789
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,671
Wait.
Mom, are you drunk?
790
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:02,090
[ Sobbing ] No! I'm the one who
asks the questions around here!
791
00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,550
Okay. Maybe a little.
792
00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:05,891
Announcer:
Penguins who drink too much
793
00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,465
are no laughing matter.
794
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,260
If you or a loved oneneeds help,
795
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,274
we're here for you at...
796
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,426
Fresh Beginnings Malibu.
797
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,604
We don't allow alcoholon the premises,
798
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:19,693
but somebody might offer youblack tar heroin.
799
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:25,821
♪♪
800
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:29,242
Mirren: We take our leave
of these troubled penguins
801
00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:33,712
and discover that, even outside
of familial relationships,
802
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:38,205
finding a compatible partner
can be challenging.
803
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:42,669
And, yet, there are those
who still seek out a companion.
804
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:46,472
Like our old friend,
this lone Japanese wild boar.
805
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:53,102
Announcer: Old Boars Onlyverifies age and species
806
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:57,099
to guarantee that itsdating pool is 100% old boars,
807
00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:59,153
just like it says in the name.
808
00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:02,567
Ebenezer:
So...still no bites.
809
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:06,107
I'm starting to think I might be
the only one on this app.
810
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:08,202
Maybe it's too specific.
811
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,907
Maybe they should
expand the demo.
812
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:16,999
Maybe "Old Boars
and Old Pigs Only" or something.
813
00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:19,418
Maybe drop the age requirement.
814
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,127
Hell, drop
the species requirement.
815
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,878
Make it a love free�for�all!
816
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:27,381
Look, I'll date younger boars.
817
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,893
I just prefer someone
who gets my references.
818
00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:32,096
If I have to explain
who the Doobie Brothers are
819
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,966
one more time...
820
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,523
Look, just maybe
send me a letter,
821
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,517
in the mail or something.
822
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:39,649
I'll be waiting.
823
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:41,186
Old Boars Only.
824
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:43,229
It'll happen to you someday.
825
00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:45,362
Sorry. I didn't mean for thatto sound threatening.
826
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,990
I was just, you know �� I ��
827
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,986
I'm trying to engendersome empathy.
828
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:51,118
Look.This boar has money, okay?
829
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,525
He invested wisely.He's lonely.
830
00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,164
You'll �� You'll havea good time. Get it?
831
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,831
Do you �� [ Sighs ]
832
00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:58,999
I don't know whyI do voice�overs.
833
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,578
I'm not good at them, am I?
834
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:05,054
♪♪
835
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:07,416
Mirren: The time has come
to take our leave
836
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:10,893
of this wondrous world.
837
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:16,015
In the past, wild animals
seemed so enigmatic to us,
838
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,225
cloaked in mystery,
839
00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:22,856
their truth hidden
under years of folklore.
840
00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:25,645
But now, with clear eyes,
841
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:30,320
we behold the real and true
kingdom of the animals.
842
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,491
And who knows ��
maybe in the next episode,
843
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,870
we'll finally
get to see a Sasquatch!
844
00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:36,907
Fingers crossed!
845
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:42,581
Yes, there is no telling what
fanciful discoveries await...
846
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,843
when nature calls.
847
00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:49,007
[ Animals calling ]
848
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,837
Scared bat: Why?
849
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,262
Why did I let you talk me
into seeing a scary movie?
850
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:55,391
Evil bat: Relax.
It's gonna be fun.
851
00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:57,018
Oh�ho�ho! Check it out!
852
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,425
The killer's closing in
on his next victim!
853
00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,644
Here it comes!
Here it comes!
854
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,944
Oh, this is
gonna be gnarly!
855
00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,518
Oh, God. Did he make it?
Did he make it?
856
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,233
Just tell me
when it's over, okay?
857
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,783
Come on, dude. It's just
a movie. Open your wings.
858
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,317
I can't take it!
859
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,700
Don't be such a baby.
860
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,197
I'm �� Ugh.
I'm gonna throw up.
861
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:18,537
Again?
Oh, man. He got away!
862
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,786
Classic horror�movie
psych�out!
863
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,708
[ Licking lips ]
Oh, that's a relief.
864
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,127
I can't stand violence.
865
00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,495
Ooh. Can I have
some of that popcorn?
866
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,131
Oh, this isn't popcorn.
867
00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:29,088
It's a mouse I killed earlier.
[ Chuckles ]
868
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,568
Announcer: We're not surewhy she does this to herself.
869
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,936
This is "Fox Hears News."
870
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:54,033
Fox: Okay, Google.
Let's keep it light.
871
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:56,570
Read me entertainment
news headlines.
872
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,284
[ Ding ]
873
00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,874
Alexa:
Elon Musk has been selected
874
00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:02,749
to play every characterin Zack Snyder's reboot
875
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:03,997
of "The Avengers."
876
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:08,338
[ Fox screaming and sobbing ]
877
00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:12,296
Announcer:
This has been "Fox Hears News."
878
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:19,218
♪♪
879
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,772
Mirren: The bond
between a mother and her young
880
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,306
is indelible...
881
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:27,610
forged in the trials
of childbirth
882
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:31,895
and fortified through years
of close co�existence.
883
00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:34,451
The pride of a mother
for her child
884
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:38,065
is evident in every species
on this planet.
885
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:41,164
Unless you're my producer
Jerry's mother.
886
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,870
Whew! Better luck next time,
Mrs. Jerry's Mom.
887
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:47,422
Jerry: Actually, I'll have youknow that Mommy loves me.
888
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:49,336
Mommy loves me very much.
889
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:52,955
Oh, uh, yeah. Great.
Great, Jerry. Yeah.
890
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:54,764
Yikes.
891
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:57,007
But there are times
when the relationship
892
00:43:57,009 --> 00:44:00,929
between mother and child
is put to the test...
893
00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:04,270
as with these
Magellanic penguins in Uruguay.
894
00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:11,437
♪♪
895
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,110
Mom: You're five minutes
past curfew, young man!
896
00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:16,110
Don't walk away from me!
Come here!
897
00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:18,112
So, did you have a fun time
898
00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,164
playing Settlers of Catan
with your friends?
899
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:22,538
Christopher: Yeah, I did. And
that is what I was doing, Mom.
900
00:44:22,535 --> 00:44:25,245
You look drunk! Come here!
Let me smell your breath!
901
00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:27,536
No, Mom!
You are being ridiculous!
902
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:29,500
[ Gasps ] Christopher Joseph!
Were you drinking?!
903
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,840
No!
904
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:32,035
"No"? [ Gasps ]
You're lying!
905
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:34,264
No, I am not.
906
00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:36,085
We had LaCroixs and we played
Catan, I swear. How could you?!
907
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,630
[ Sobbing ] Oh. I knew it.
I failed as a mother!
908
00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,764
Wait.
Mom, are you drunk?
909
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:44,101
[ Sobbing ] No! I'm the one who
asks the questions around here!
910
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,598
Okay. Maybe a little.
911
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:47,891
Announcer:
Penguins who drink too much
912
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,484
are no laughing matter.
913
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,308
If you or a loved oneneeds help,
914
00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:53,324
we're here for you at...
915
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,526
Fresh Beginnings Malibu.
916
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,696
We don't allow alcoholon the premises,
917
00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:01,565
but somebody might offer youblack tar heroin.
918
00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:07,754
♪♪
919
00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:11,207
Mirren: We take our leave
of these troubled penguins
920
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:15,589
and discover that, even outside
of familial relationships,
921
00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:20,178
finding a compatible partner
can be challenging.
922
00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:24,596
And, yet, there are those
who still seek out a companion.
923
00:45:24,597 --> 00:45:28,387
Like our old friend,
this lone Japanese wild boar.
924
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,069
Announcer: Old Boars Onlyverifies age and species
925
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:39,106
to guarantee that itsdating pool is 100% old boars,
926
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,111
just like it says in the name.
927
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:44,453
Ebenezer:
So...still no bites.
928
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:48,000
I'm starting to think I might be
the only one on this app.
929
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:50,115
Maybe it's too specific.
930
00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:52,832
Maybe they should
expand the demo.
931
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:58,923
Maybe "Old Boars
and Old Pigs Only" or something.
932
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:01,343
Maybe drop the age requirement.
933
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:04,182
Hell, drop
the species requirement.
934
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,888
Make it a love free�for�all!
935
00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:09,429
Look, I'll date younger boars.
936
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,893
I just prefer someone
who gets my references.
937
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,194
If I have to explain
who the Doobie Brothers are
938
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:16,068
one more time...
939
00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:18,605
Look, just maybe
send me a letter,
940
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,609
in the mail or something.
941
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:21,701
I'll be waiting.
942
00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,236
Old Boars Only.
943
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,239
It'll happen to you someday.
944
00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,371
Sorry. I didn't mean for thatto sound threatening.
945
00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:28,998
I was just, you know �� I ��
946
00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:30,995
I'm trying to engendersome empathy.
947
00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:33,117
Look.This boar has money, okay?
948
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,504
He invested wisely.He's lonely.
949
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:37,171
You'll �� You'll havea good time. Get it?
950
00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:38,839
Do you �� [ Sighs ]
951
00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:41,008
I don't know whyI do voice�overs.
952
00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:43,547
I'm not good at them, am I?
953
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:47,011
♪♪
954
00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:49,393
Mirren: The time has come
to take our leave
955
00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:52,850
of this wondrous world.
956
00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:58,022
In the past, wild animals
seemed so enigmatic to us,
957
00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:00,234
cloaked in mystery,
958
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:04,914
their truth hidden
under years of folklore.
959
00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:07,615
But now, with clear eyes,
960
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:12,326
we behold the real and true
kingdom of the animals.
961
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,540
And who knows ��
maybe in the next episode,
962
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,920
we'll finally
get to see a Sasquatch!
963
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,917
Fingers crossed!
964
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:24,549
Yes, there is no telling what
fanciful discoveries await...
965
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:27,890
when nature calls.
966
00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:31,057
[ Animals calling ]
967
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,887
Scared bat: Why?
968
00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:35,312
Why did I let you talk me
into seeing a scary movie?
969
00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:37,441
Evil bat: Relax.
It's gonna be fun.
970
00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:39,108
Oh�ho�ho! Check it out!
971
00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:41,526
The killer's closing in
on his next victim!
972
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,605
Here it comes!
Here it comes!
973
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:45,951
Oh, this is
gonna be gnarly!
974
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:47,486
Oh, God. Did he make it?
Did he make it?
975
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:49,160
Just tell me
when it's over, okay?
976
00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:51,698
Come on, dude. It's just
a movie. Open your wings.
977
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,252
I can't take it!
978
00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:54,575
Don't be such a baby.
979
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:56,120
I'm �� Ugh.
I'm gonna throw up.
980
00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,462
Again?
Oh, man. He got away!
981
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,801
Classic horror�movie
psych�out!
982
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:04,717
[ Licking lips ]
Oh, that's a relief.
983
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,125
I can't stand violence.
984
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,553
Ooh. Can I have
some of that popcorn?
985
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,181
Oh, this isn't popcorn.
986
00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:11,138
It's a mouse I killed earlier.
[ Chuckles ]
987
00:48:11,188 --> 00:48:15,738
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