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Yo we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa
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somewhere in Muskoka Ontario
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I'm your host Chris McLean
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dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now
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Here's the deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here
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at this crummy old summer camp they'll compete in challenges
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against each other
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then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers
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every three days one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame
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take a ride on the loser boat and leave total drama island for good
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Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic
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campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow
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In the end only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid Fame and a
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Small portion which let's face it they'll probably blow in a week to survive they'll have to battle black spies
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grizzly bears
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disgusting camp food (hey now)
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and Each other every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp
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who, will crumble under the pressure find out here right now on
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on Total
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drama island
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Welcome back to total drama island
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alright, it's time to meet our first 11 campers we told them they'd all be staying at a five-star resort,
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so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.
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Beth, what's up?
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it's so incredulous
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To meet you wow you're much shorter in real life
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uh, Thanks
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DJ
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Yo Chris McLean how's it going? hey you sure you got the right place here?
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where's the hot tub at? yo dawg this is it.
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Camp Wawanakwa
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Looked a lot different on the application form
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hey Gwen
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You mean we're staying here? no!
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you're staying here my crib is an Airstream with A.C. that-a-way
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I did not sign up for this
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actually you did
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The great thing about lawyers is... they make lots of copies.
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I am, not staying here. cool, I hope you can swim though because your ride just left.
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Jerk
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Chris MacLean!
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Sup man? it's an honor to meet you man. the Jeff-ster
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welcome to the island man
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thanks man they say man one more time I'm gonna puke
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Everybody this is Lindsay
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Not too shabby. hi! okay you look so familiar! I'm Chris McLain!
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The Host of the show. oh that's where I know you from
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Yeah
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Heather!
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Hi! looks like we're your new friends for the next eight weeks
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Duncan, dude. I don't like surprises
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yeah your parole
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Officer warned me about that, man. he also told me to give him a holler any time and have you return to juvie
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okay then
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Did you by the campfire gorgeous. drop dead you skeez
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I'm calling my parents you cannot make me stay here
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Ladies and gentlemen
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Tyler!
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Ugh, my shoes! Wicked wipeout man!
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Welcome to camp Harold
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What's he looking at?
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So you mean the show is that a crappy summer camp but not on some big stage or something? you got it!
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Yes! that is so much more favorable to my skills
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Contestant number nine is
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Trent hey good to meet you man
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I saw you on that figure-skating show. nice work. hey thanks man I knew I rocked that show! I saw that.
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one of the guys dropped his partner on her head though they got immunity that we. lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head
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me too!
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So this is it?
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All righty then
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Hey what's up? all right our
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surfer chick Bridgette is here!
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nice board. This ain't Malibu, honey. I thought we were going to be on a beach. we are!
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Great! all right that makes-- ow
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Darn it, that hurt!
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Hey guys!
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hey!
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I'm Jeoff
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what's up?
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Dang, watch the board, man! hi I'm Beth! hey!
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Okay, we've all met surfer girl. can we get on with the show, please?
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someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning? get bent
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Our...
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next camper is Noah. you got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?
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Sure someone did. good. is this where we're staying? no, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party
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cute nice piercings original do them yourself? Yeah you want one?
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no, thanks can I have my lip back please? Thanks.
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What's up, y'all? Leshawna's in the house!
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Yo, baby, hey, hou you doing?
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How's it going
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Feel free to quit now save yourselves the trouble, 'cause I came to win.
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Oh what's up my brother give me some sugar baby!
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I've never seen a girl like you in real life before
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excuse me? your real big and loud
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What did you say to me? oh, no, you didn't. you have not seen anything yet. I'll show you big, baby.
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Oh, yeah, you want some of this?
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Well, come on, then!
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All right campers settle down
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Ladies! Sadie, Katy, welcome to your new home for eight weeks,
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My gosh Sadie look it's a summer camp okay, I always wanted to go to summer camp
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Ezekiel! what's up man?
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I think I see a bird.
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okay. look dude, I know you don't get out much
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been home-schooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early?
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okay. yes, sir
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that's just...
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Wow!
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Cody, the code-ster. the code-Meister
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Dude, psyched to be here, man. I see the ladies have already arrived. all right.
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Save it, short stuff.
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Eva? nice. I glad you could make it.
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Ow! what's in there, dumbbells? yes. she's all yours, man.
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Chris, what's happening? this is awesome
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Owen! welcome.
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Awesome to be here, man. yeah!
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man, this is just so...
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awesome?
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yes, awesome!
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woo!
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Are you gonna be on my team? Oh, I sure hope, so
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Woo!
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you about finished?
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Sorry, dude. I'm just so psyched! cool. and here comes Courtney.
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Thank you.
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Hi! you must be the other contestants. it's really nice to meet you all. how's it going? I'm Owen! nice to meet you O... Wow.
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This is Justin. welcome to Total Drama Island. thanks, Chris. this is great.
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just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks. I can deal with that.
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I like your pants.
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thanks, man. 'cause they look like they're all worn out.
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Did you buy them like that? uh, no. just had them for a while. oh!
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cool.
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Stupid!
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Hey, everyone, Izzy!
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Hi, Chris. Hi!
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Hi! ow!
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Ooh, that was bad. guys she could be seriously hurt!
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That felt so... good!
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Except for hitting my chin this is summer camp? that it's so cool! do you have
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Paper-mache here? are we having lunch soon?
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That is a good call!
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First thing's first.
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We need a group photo for the promos. everyone on the end of the dock.
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Okay, one, two, three...
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Oops! okay, forgot the lens cap.
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Okay, hold that pose. one,
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Two--oh
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No, wait.
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card's full. hang on. come on, man. my face is starting to freeze. got it. okay.
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everyone say, "whawanakwa!"
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all. Wawanakwa!
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Okay, guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10.
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This is camp Wawanakwa, your home! for the next eight weeks
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the campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. you dig?
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The camper who manages to stay on total drama island the longest without getting voted off will win
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$100,000. excuse me. what will the sleeping arrangements be, because I'd like to request a bunk under her?
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They're not co-ed, are they? no
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girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other.
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excuse me, Kyle? can I have the cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest? okay, you are,
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but that's not really how it works here. and
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It's Chris. I have to live with Sadie, or I'll die. and I'll break out in hives. it's true.
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this cannot be happening
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Oh!
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Come on guys, it'll be fun. it's like a big sleepover. at least you don't have to sleep next to him
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Here's the deal. we're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out. go stand over there. Gwen,
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Trent, Heather,
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Cody,
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Lindsey, Beth,
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Katie,
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Owen,
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Leshawna, Justin, and
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Noah. from this moment on you are officially known as...
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The Screaming Gophers!
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yeah
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I'm a
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gopher whoa!
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wait what about Sadie? the rest of you over here. Jeff,
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Bridget,
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DJ,
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Tyler,
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Sadie,
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Izzy,
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Courtney,
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Ezekiel,
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Duncan,
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Eva, and Harold
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Move! move! move! move! but Katie is a gopher!
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I have to be a gopher!
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Sadie is it? come on. it'll be okay! this is so unfair
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I miss you Katie!
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I miss you too!
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You guys will officially be known as...
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The killer bass!
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it's awesome, it's like...
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Amazing.
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All right campers you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition
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you will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want.
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let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. or just get something off your chest
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Okay... so far this sucks. I don't get it where's the camera guy?
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Hey everyone check this out I have something very important to say
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All right any questions cool let's find your cabins
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Gophers you're in the east cabin bass you're in the West
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Bunk beds
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Isn't this a little summer camp? that's the idea genius
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Shut up weird goth girl you're so smart I feel that shouldn't you be on the boys side
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Where are the outlets I have to plug in my straightening iron there are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way
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communal bathrooms but I'm not Catholic not
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communion, comiunal! it means we shower together
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idiot
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Oh, no! come on!
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I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys you know what I mean?
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I mean no I didn't mean it like that I love chicks I just don't want to sleep near them
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I mean
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excuse me Chris
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is there a
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chaperone of any kind in this facility
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Here all 16 years old as old as a counselor in training in a regular summer camp
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So other than myself you be unsupervised you've got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge
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starting now. nice!
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Oh, Man that white girl can scream.
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What is it? kill it! kill it!
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That was my bed!
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Help me!
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Well that's one way to kill a cockroach
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awesome if you ever see one of those again just let me know okay 'cause you know I could do that too
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They always go for the jocks
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Listen up I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day
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rabbit ray get the food and sit your butts down now!
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excuse me will we be getting all the major food group
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Yeah cuz I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar you'll get a lot of shut the heck up.
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Have a cow! what was that?
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come closer fat boy I didn't hear you oh
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I didn't really say anything important I'm sure you didn't you
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scrawny kid give me your plate
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What's up girl oh?
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It's gonna be like that is it. next!
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Excuse me my nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar white flour or like dairy
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I don't think that's gonna be a problem
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Cool, okay. I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved right
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Okay then
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Welcome to the main lodge Joe my man can we order a pizza
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whoa it's cool G brown slop is cool right guys
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your first challenge begins
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In one hour what do you think they'll make us do it's our first challenge how hard can it be Oh?
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Next time on total drama island
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your first task is to jump off this
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1,000 foot high cliff into the lake I'm looking at this guy and thinking there's
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no, way, he's gonna make it I actually thought if he jumps this
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He's gonna die I'm going to die now. I'm going to totally die now
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