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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,029 25! You old girl! 2 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,781 I could slap you... And when you're 35? 3 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:31,782 And 43? 4 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,701 And 50 like me, what then? 5 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:36,120 Give me a kiss, old girl. 6 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:37,580 Congratulations! 7 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:41,584 It's 5 o'clock and it's the new girl's birthday. 8 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:45,463 No "happy birthday" for me? C'm0n, I'm buying drinks. 9 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:51,927 I have to finish some samples. 10 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:54,346 Of Ebola? 11 00:00:59,185 --> 00:01:01,020 Aren't you baking in all that? 12 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:03,689 You go ahead. 13 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:04,857 Okay. 14 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,985 - Happy birthday. - Thanks. 15 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,487 - Ciao. - Alright, Blanca... 16 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,525 I knew I forgot something. 17 00:01:58,327 --> 00:01:59,954 Did you pick them up or not? 18 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,835 Here they are. 19 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,428 Don't you see it, Ana Maria? 20 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:19,348 Close it up or they go soft! 21 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,829 They took everything: computers, 22 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:45,666 pressure cooker... even an ancient epilator. 23 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,794 You know how they got in? Through a window. 24 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:08,063 She made him a romantic dinner, the house full of candles. 25 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:11,150 They drank too much, got all giggly, 26 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:12,568 and fell asleep. 27 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:16,363 Five fire trucks. Five! 28 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,223 Look, bus 9 again. 29 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:46,185 I've come across bus 9 9 times now. Weird, huh? 30 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,188 Move it! 31 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:51,857 You know what I read in the paper this morning? 32 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:55,903 You know how many sperm cells a man releases with each ejaculation? 33 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:59,615 Around 60 million... per milliliter! 34 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,283 Cut it out. I don't care. 35 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,620 Fuck, the 9 again. That's 1O times today. 36 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:08,791 You're my third woman today. The first had chestnut hair. 37 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,961 And she was the prettiest this month. 38 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:14,505 The rest were men, five to be exact. 39 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:15,881 Fine, fine. 40 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,508 Maybe we'll even the odds. 41 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,593 "Even the odds", she says... 42 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,514 So if each ejaculation is 2 to 5 milliliters... 43 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,433 Look, a green Mini again. 44 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,646 I've seen three today. That's not normal, no way. 45 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,815 The green Mini or the sperm? 46 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:36,110 How many ejaculations have you had in your life? Just imagine. 47 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,487 No idea. I've been married 66 years. 48 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:42,741 - Just get me to my destination. - What does that come to? 49 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:46,287 120 to 300 million sperm cells. 50 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,957 And just for one to hit the spot. Imagine the genocide 51 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,709 when you "relieve yourself'. 52 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,587 Look... 53 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,507 the light's red, so let me out here. You don't mind? 54 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:01,051 - No, why would I mind? - Good. 55 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,554 Look, another 9. And a green Mini behind it! 56 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:05,764 Fuck, this is crazy. 57 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:06,765 See you. 58 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,100 'Bye. 59 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,811 And your change? 60 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,149 Let's go, okay? Let's go, okay? 61 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,609 Up, down! Up, down! 62 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:22,990 Give it to me! Give it to me! 63 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:27,745 I want a positive attitude. I want a positive attitude. 64 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,496 Little! Little! 65 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:30,956 Little! Little! 66 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:38,839 She's the best. 67 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:42,301 In her classes you sweat three times as much and burn tons of calories. 68 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:43,802 Can you handle it? 69 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,555 I love challenges. 70 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,724 Very sexy! 71 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,727 Color in from 0 to 10 72 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:55,064 your level of satisfaction in each of these areas. 73 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:59,026 If you feel frustrated at work, 74 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,737 only color in up to 1 or 2. 75 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:05,699 If you feel happy and fulfilled at work, 76 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:09,453 color in up to 10. The same with love. 77 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:13,207 I don't know how many courses like this I've done. 78 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,750 I've spent a fortune. 79 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:17,669 Self-awareness isn't covered by Social Security. 80 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,671 You know what I think? 81 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,591 There are no answers to our behavior. 82 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:25,094 Accepting yourself is the key. 83 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,931 But accepting yourself can be tricky. 84 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:48,909 Whores. 85 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:45,757 Hey, don't leave me here! I'm going to Getafe! 86 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,978 ...8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13,14,15,16, 87 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,105 17, 18, 19, 20. 88 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,317 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27... 89 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:09,531 Good afternoon. 90 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,951 - Drink up. - Thanks. 91 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:16,038 5 floors, 75 stairs, 92 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:21,585 a gap of 15-16 meters, roughly, 93 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:24,296 and I did it in 1 minute, 10 seconds. 94 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:25,923 Not bad for my age. 95 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:27,966 Your calculation is off. 96 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:28,800 Impossible. 97 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,637 You think you're the first? 98 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:35,766 Aurora Garrido counted 70. Teodoro Sanlucar, 78, 99 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:38,644 Pilar Maldonado, 81. Shall I go on? 100 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,437 81? What? 101 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,315 I won't argue, I don't need it. 102 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:52,324 I should've stuck to Vet Science. 103 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,576 DIETARY BEHAVIOR, COUPLE THERAPY... 104 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:00,791 Bless you. 105 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:16,473 ...14,15,16,17,18,19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25... 106 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,768 -...26, 27, 28... - Good afternoon. 107 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,395 Sorry. 108 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:26,358 ...29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34... 109 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:30,153 ...35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40... 110 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,783 PSYCHOLOGY CLINIC, GET TO KNOW YOURSELF 111 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,377 - Good afternoon. - Doctor? 112 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:49,172 Silly me! Only Dr. Palomero is in session this afternoon. Name? 113 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:52,050 Blanca Ruiz-Pérez. 114 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,890 Hello. Good afternoon. 115 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,184 Good afternoon. 116 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,091 You never know who's been sitting here. 117 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,345 Not me, that's for sure. Why? 118 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:47,773 CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIST 119 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,443 I'll lick your pussy. 120 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,873 Gimme that ass. 121 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,296 Excuse me... 122 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,172 Yes? 123 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,799 Did you say something? 124 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,510 "Good afternoon." 125 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,056 Good afternoon. 126 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:32,317 Excuse me, when is your appointment? 127 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,527 At 4230. 128 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,614 The same time as mine. 129 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,908 - With Palomero? - Palomero, yes. 130 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,004 Fuckng bitch! 131 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,258 - I heard that. I'm not deaf. - No, no... 132 00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:59,177 - Save that for somebody else! - Miss, please... 133 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,722 - Where's the bathroom? - I'll suck your tits! 134 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,557 - No, no, no! - Miss... 135 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,101 Miss, don't be scared. 136 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,227 Don't touch me! 137 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,271 - Listen, miss... - Don't touch me! 138 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:12,774 Listen! 139 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,359 Help! 140 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,736 I won't hurt you. 141 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,446 - Let me explain... - Help! 142 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,658 Help! 143 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,917 I'm not doing it on purpose. Please... 144 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,544 - Please. - Don't touch me! 145 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,756 Calm down or we'll be like this all afternoon. Slut! 146 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,341 I'm not a slut! You're out of control! 147 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,385 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 148 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,637 - Bitch! - Cut it out! 149 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,515 There are 75, there's no disputing it. 150 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:49,227 Excuse me, will you call the police? Thanks. 151 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,021 Yes. Can you give me a second? 152 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,899 There's some kind of evil ventriloquist in there. 153 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,318 Look, look! Look how he's pushing! 154 00:12:56,485 --> 00:13:00,030 He went nuts because our appointments are the same time. 155 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,324 What time's your appointment? 156 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:03,742 4:30! 157 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:06,912 - Mine's at 4:30 too. - Is that my fault? 158 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,623 Relax, I didn't say anything. 159 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,792 - And the hostess? - What hostess? 160 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,502 What's-her-face over there. 161 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,255 Will you knock it off? 162 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,673 Call them! 163 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,593 Why would I call the police? 164 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,596 I'm a taxi driver, an expert in conflict resolution. 165 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:25,680 Let me handle it. 166 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:31,812 - I don't have a weird disease. - Then what are you doing here? 167 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,284 - What? - What? 168 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,829 Did you get up in a bad mood? 169 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,122 Sorry, miss, I told you, I don't do it on purpose. 170 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:55,335 - You were pushing the door. - You wouldn't listen to me. 171 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:59,714 She wouldn't listen to you. Same as my wife. Well, ex-wife. 172 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:03,885 I shout insults and obscenities at people without wanting to. 173 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,556 Tourette's Syndrome the specialists call it. 174 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:12,352 - Are you shitting me? - No, I swear it's true. 175 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,021 Fuck off! See? It just comes out. 176 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,568 Now you mention it, I think I saw it in a documentary. 177 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:23,113 I've had it since I was 11. I've been to so many specialists... 178 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,407 Asshole! Sorry. 179 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,033 No, no, relax. 180 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,411 I'm in the middle of an attack. 181 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:32,330 Sorry if I freaked out. 182 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,208 I never imagined you were... 183 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,879 No, it happens to me a lot. There's no cure, 184 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,424 but I'm told that Dr. Palomero can reduce the attacks. 185 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,301 What's going on here? 186 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,261 The bathroom, please? 187 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,721 The bathroom? What for? 188 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,100 - Do I have to explain? - What does that say? 189 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,021 -"Bathrooms". - Then why ask? 190 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,985 - Use the men's, the other's busted. - No way I'm going in there. 191 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,070 I'll just... freshen up. 192 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,908 Miss, we have a problem. 193 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,160 This isn't group therapy, is it? 194 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,371 No, you have separate times. 195 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,165 Then why are the three of us here? 196 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,670 I've waited 13.5 months for this appointment. 197 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,339 410 days. 198 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,675 9,840 hours, which makes... 199 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:29,179 590,400 minutes. This sucks. 200 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,389 There's a long waiting list. 201 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,517 I'm thinking of opening my own clinic. People are more and more... 202 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,685 Disoriented. 203 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,230 Exactly! It's the business of the future. 204 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,275 Sorry, can I ask a question? 205 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,819 Is it true that Dr. Palomero 206 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,738 never sees the same patient twice? 207 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,990 They say he's a philanthropist, 208 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,743 Rockefeller-style, never charges his patients. 209 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:55,789 I'm sorry, I'm not authorized to discuss his methods. 210 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,626 Ffff... iddlesticks! 211 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:00,710 Let it out. 212 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:04,214 Don't repress it, you'll feel much better. 213 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,969 Have you got the same syndrome as this gentleman? 214 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,847 I suffer from "9 to 5 syndrome". 215 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,558 Go into the waiting room and wait! 216 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,083 Federico, my name's Federico. 217 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,420 - Emilio. Nice to meet you. - Same here. 218 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,715 I have a question. What about at night? 219 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,384 - At night what? - Do you do it then too? 220 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,846 No, at night I'm asleep and terribly polite. 221 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,140 Excuse me for prying, but... 222 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,600 have you ever wondered, out of curiosity, 223 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,436 what your average is? 224 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,022 - Average what? - How old are you? 225 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,607 - Sixty. - You look like a young lad. 226 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,527 - Thanks. - You've had it since you were 11? 227 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,155 Yes. Where is this going? 228 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,783 In 5 minutes, you've had 6 spasms, 229 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:17,412 which means 72 an hour. If we multiply that by 16... 230 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,498 - I won't count 8 hours sleep. - No, not 8. 231 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,793 I get by on 5, I'm an early riser. 232 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,047 Then it comes to... 233 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,633 a total of 1,368 insults a day. 234 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,802 - Roughly. - That many? 235 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,179 I haven't finished. 236 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,891 Right, 1,368 times 365, 237 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,436 499,320. 238 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,314 Impressive. 239 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,398 I'll finish. 240 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,110 499,320 times 49, 241 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,947 the years since you began, makes a total of... 242 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:58,703 24,466,680, 243 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,789 insults or obscene gestures. 244 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,665 Roughly, or...? 245 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:06,795 No, not roughly. Exactly. 246 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:11,466 You're really... An asshole! Sorry, sorry... 247 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,384 A genius, I meant to say. 248 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,886 You're a genius. 249 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,014 Boss, you got no problem with me, really. 250 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,933 I've... got it. 251 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,559 You should go on TV. 252 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:25,271 There's no need to ask what brings you here. 253 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:28,983 Good afternoon. 254 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:30,819 Good afternoon. 255 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,153 Good afternoon. 256 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,239 Good afternoon. 257 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,991 Dr. Palomero too, huh? 258 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,120 Looks like we have to wait. 259 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,040 You didn't bring any cards so we can have a game? 260 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:03,768 Excuse me... 261 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,565 There's no paper. 262 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,734 And I think someone was smoking in the bathroom. 263 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,529 Disgraceful! It's a no-smoking building! 264 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,656 It wasn't me. 265 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,450 Do you know the health risk to passive smokers includes, 266 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:22,245 apart from lung cancer, cancer of... 267 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,329 WHO AM I? 268 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,124 ...the paranasal sinuses, respiratory infections 269 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,293 and multiple heart diseases? 270 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,295 Horrible. 271 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,093 I have to put it in? 272 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,553 I'm very busy. 273 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,014 The computer app has a life of its own. 274 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,891 It gave everyone the same time. 275 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:46,060 It wasn't my fault. It's competing with me. 276 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:51,065 Good afternoon. Is this Dr. Palomino's office? 277 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,025 Palomero, lady! 278 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,444 And what did I say? 279 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,910 Is it me or did someone leave a tap on? 280 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,373 Numerical obsessive-compulsive disorder. 281 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,459 Arithmomania, that's your thing. 282 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,587 I've been seeing doctors so long, 283 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,382 I've got a huge file on these diseases. 284 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,968 So, what am I? 285 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,386 An arithmomaniac, 286 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,431 someone who can't stop counting. 287 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,934 - So mine's got a name? - Sure. 288 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,101 How about that? 289 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,686 Get me the IT guy! 290 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,104 No! Now! 291 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,314 But Miss... 292 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,482 Tiffany. 293 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,776 - But Miss Tiffany's... - That's the jeweler's. 294 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:38,279 - I was about to say that. Thanks. - Dr. Palo... or whatever... 295 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,616 - Is he in yet? - No, not yet. 296 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:45,411 Ramiro, the super-mega app you foisted on us to solve 297 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,872 our appointment problems 298 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,290 is a piece of shit. 299 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:50,917 Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 300 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,754 Go to the waiting room and wait. Thanks a lot. 301 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,715 No, I told you to uninstall the app. 302 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,927 I think this woman is incapable of doing a job like this. 303 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,053 Very curt. 304 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,682 With all the qualified girls out of a job. Explain that to me. 305 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,184 - People are awful. - Are you listening, Ramiro? 306 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:11,521 They say the electromagnetic waves from cellphones 307 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,898 are making us all a bit crazy. 308 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,736 I have to go to the bathroom. 309 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,450 - Cystitis. - Don't hold it in, that's worse. 310 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,953 CONTACT WITH THE OTHER SIDE 311 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,251 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 312 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,461 Good afternoon. 313 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,641 Can you control yourself? 314 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,768 Done. 315 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,869 Hey, let me out! I'm freaking out! 316 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,329 I've got claustrophobia! 317 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,199 Honey! 318 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:50,745 Do you have an appointment with Dr. Palo... Alto, sweetie? 319 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,331 Yes, yes. 320 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:55,875 Palomero, Palomero. 321 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,878 How many people is he seeing today? 322 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:03,007 Whore! Slut! Gutter slut! Fucking hussy! 323 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,259 - Jesus! What is this? - Prick-teaser! 324 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,764 Sorry, madam, forgive me. 325 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,433 Are you insane? Are you drunk? 326 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,893 Don't be offended. 327 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,729 My friend has a tiny problem. 328 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,274 He swears and makes obscene gestures unintentionally. 329 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,485 - Suck my cock! - For God's sake! 330 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,237 Excuse me, I'm sorry. 331 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,449 No, Federico, no. Don't apologize again. 332 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,036 Lady, you have to understand the situation. 333 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,789 He's sick, he doesn't do it on purpose. 334 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:38,334 Whore! Filthy tramp! Cock-teaser! 335 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,795 - Yes, deal with it. - It's awful! 336 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,631 Again? He's not doing it on purpose! 337 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,883 - Neither am I. - What? 338 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,468 I'm not doing it on purpose. 339 00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:48,970 Seriously? 340 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,473 It's a real circus in here. 341 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:55,309 Slut! 342 00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:01,941 I don't know about you, but I'm starting to feel uneasy. 343 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,738 This time no apologies. 344 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,450 That's the way, Federico. 345 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:19,250 - Excuse me, is that a Bible? - The what? 346 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,878 The book. Is it a Bible? 347 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,882 Ah, yes. 348 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:37,935 - Do you want it? - Yes, please. 349 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,403 Thank you, dear. 350 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,839 - Good afternoon... - Excuse me. 351 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,758 You don't have another roll? 352 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:12,470 I'll buy it. 353 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,728 - Just what I needed. - Here's the doctor. 354 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,315 - You have an appointment too? - Yes, at... 355 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:26,526 4:30, but I'm a bit late. 356 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:30,196 27 minutes and 41 seconds, to be exact. 357 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:33,032 - Is that bad? - No, it's just so you know. 358 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,325 Oh, awesome. 359 00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:35,743 Relax, there's a queue. 360 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:38,746 We should turn off the light or we'll attract more weirdos. 361 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:41,707 I left the light on! Silly me! 362 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,502 - And the gas! - The gas too? 363 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,838 I think so, maybe, I don't know. Lord help me, I'm going. 364 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,590 How many people before me? 365 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,885 - You're fifth. - Excuse me. 366 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,346 That man's before me and the girl. 367 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:56,764 I'm second. 368 00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,725 No, no, I got here before you. 369 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,270 No. No, I got here second, 370 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:03,938 I just went to the bathroom. 371 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:07,400 No, no, I got here before you. 372 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,443 - Am I lying? - You're lying. 373 00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:13,990 I got here before you. I just had to do a routine check, 374 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:16,492 so I'm second and Federico... 375 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:17,535 Fedeflco. 376 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:21,747 - That's me. - He was first. Ask the hostess. 377 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,207 What hostess? 378 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,709 To avoid arguments, 379 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:28,045 I can let you go first. I'm in no hurry. 380 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,214 Very kind. Thank you, sir. 381 00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,883 - I told you he was a good man. - Jerk me off! 382 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:35,845 - Jesus, Mary and Joseph! - He's still a good man. 383 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:40,516 And you? Are you going to stand there all afternoon? 384 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:44,103 It's like they do it to annoy me. 385 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,813 - What? - They follow me. 386 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:48,274 - Who does? - The lines. 387 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:51,986 I never walk on lines and it's full of them here. 388 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:54,530 Oh, so that's your thing, eh? 389 00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,782 Well, here... 390 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:59,744 you've got... 17. 391 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:03,122 If you like... It'll give you a shortcut. 392 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,332 Oh, terrific. 393 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,838 - Sorry. - This is highly unhygienic! 394 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,132 Things are livening up! 395 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,853 I'm sending her the water bill. 396 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:39,784 Fuck, what a star! 397 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:43,663 Champ, want a glass of water? 398 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,582 Yes, thanks. Awesome. 399 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,278 Excuse me again. 400 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,990 You don't have a bactericide? 401 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:23,452 A micro-bactericide? 402 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:24,537 No. 403 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:26,747 - Fungicide? - No! 404 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:28,916 Alcohol? 405 00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:33,379 I can't see anything. Sure it's not in your bag? 406 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,381 Thoroughly. Absolutely. 407 00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:39,051 They have to be here. I picked them up. 408 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:42,430 I might be locked out. Good God! 409 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,602 I picked them up. 410 00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:51,939 Oh, Lord! 411 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,024 Oh, my God! 412 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,777 Did you see the maniac? 413 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:58,487 Well, my wife... 414 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:01,657 - Ex. - She was the same. 415 00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:04,744 When we ate out, it was a miracle she didn't clean the kitchen. 416 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,705 And this one has soap for dessert. 417 00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:10,291 I wonder how many bars of soap she uses a year. 418 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,335 Maybe 175 or 215. 419 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:16,046 "Cleansing rituals" they're called. I'll try to find 420 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:17,465 the specific term. 421 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,841 Does she keep packets? 422 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:23,012 My God! Here they are! 423 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,431 You had us going there! 424 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:29,435 But if someone rings my doorbell with the gas on, 425 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:32,438 something awful will happen. 426 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:35,399 Look, lady, you're going to drive us all crazy. 427 00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:38,944 Did you or did you not check that you turned the gas off? 428 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:43,449 Several times. I'm a responsible Spanish citizen. 429 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:46,076 - How many times exactly? - I don't remember. 430 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,620 - More than ten. - A lot more. 431 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:49,497 How many? Roughly. 432 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,125 35 at least. 433 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:56,629 Relax, then, there's no danger. Believe me. 434 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,966 Right, are you listening? 435 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,551 Ass whore! 436 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,846 Sorry, my friend has a problem. 437 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,515 Did I ask for an explanation? 438 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:11,852 Since I've worked here, I see, hear and shut up. I'm immune to it. 439 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,479 Don't get mad at me. 440 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:16,649 I apologize for the IT error in the clinic today. 441 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,901 I tried to handle the doctor's appointments with my Excel, 442 00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:21,695 but they sold us on updating the technology. 443 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:24,073 This new software does what it wants, 444 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,867 but my Excel did what I wanted it to. 445 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,953 Total war on progress. 446 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:32,873 We lose a lot of fares with this car-sharing shit. 447 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,376 These days you can't have a normal conversation, 448 00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:38,128 everyone gazing at their phones. I don't get it. 449 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,506 What are they looking for? 450 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,967 To get away from things, maybe? 451 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,636 I can't get in touch with Dr. Palomero either. 452 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:49,056 His flight from London was delayed because of Hurricane Demetrius. 453 00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:52,393 - Oh, he's coming from there. - Sure, he's a worldwide authority. 454 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,687 The news says that Demetrius is abating. 455 00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:57,022 Praise the Lord! Are there many victims? 456 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,984 Look, there are magazines, books, even games. 457 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:04,029 - What are you doing with them? - Ordering them by date and genre: 458 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,366 gossip, health, psychology, cars, the supernatural... Is that bad? 459 00:31:08,409 --> 00:31:12,288 Have you ever considered getting in on a time share? 460 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,540 I can tell you all about it. 461 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:15,791 Just what we needed! 462 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:19,378 That'll be him on the phone. I'll keep you informed. 463 00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:23,173 - Why don't you introduce yourselves? - Miss, 464 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,718 this isn't group therapy, is it? 465 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,052 Thanks a lot. 466 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:33,893 Is it me or is that girl incredibly irritating? 467 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,437 What a relief. I thought it was just me. 468 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:38,856 This is a disgrace. 469 00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:41,442 If he sees us one by one 470 00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:44,236 -we'll be here all afternoon. - And all night. 471 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:47,907 With my taps running my bills will be sky high. 472 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,784 - Shall I calculate the expense? - No! 473 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:53,162 "No! 474 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,500 Do you mind if I open it? 475 00:31:58,834 --> 00:31:59,668 What for? 476 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,505 Six people in one room, 477 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:07,551 with so much flu, bronchitis, pharyngitis, laryngitis, to say the least, 478 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:10,888 -is not every healthy. - It's not exactly warm, 479 00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:14,141 so you'll make us all sick. 480 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,852 Two minutes and I'll shut it. 481 00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:18,103 Asshole! 482 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,063 Thanks. 483 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:22,900 - Jesus! He never lets up. - He's held on for some time. 484 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:40,167 - Looking for something? - No, no, I'm giving 485 00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:43,545 harmony to the whole. Isn't anyone annoyed by disorder? 486 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,799 I'm annoyed that they're taking us for idiots. 487 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,634 Where's the disorder? 488 00:32:50,094 --> 00:32:51,428 It's not symmetrical. 489 00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:54,598 This takes the cake. 490 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,185 What's your problem with group therapy? 491 00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:01,397 I don't like them. I don't like group therapies. 492 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,190 They always laughed at me, 493 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,151 and the older I get, the less I can handle it. 494 00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:10,406 Personally, I'm not here to laugh at anyone. 495 00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:13,283 Neither am I. I assure you. 496 00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:15,828 See, Federico? Relax. 497 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,676 I've done lots of group therapy and no one made fun of anyone. 498 00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:34,722 - Why don't we do what the girl said? - What? 499 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,975 Introduce ourselves. 500 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:42,438 Go on then. Who starts? 501 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,233 Go on. 502 00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:52,614 My name's Otto. 503 00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:54,825 -"Oto". - Otto. 504 00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:55,659 Ilotoll- 505 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:59,204 O-T-T-O. 506 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,040 Get it? 507 00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,082 Get what? 508 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:05,961 It's symmetrical. My name's really Manolo, 509 00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:10,132 but it's what my family and close friends call me. 510 00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:12,593 - Tell me something. - Yes? 511 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,512 I'm kind of confused. 512 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,931 I don't understand 513 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:21,018 how someone like you... 514 00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:23,812 You have a brain, right? 515 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,273 And you do sport, right? 516 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,274 Me? Sport? 517 00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:31,195 It's genetic. Gee, that's lucky. 518 00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:37,201 How can someone with such great genes be unlucky in love? 519 00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:39,745 Sorry. 520 00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:45,667 I can't find it, as usual. I can never find anything. 521 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,503 It's there, it's just a big bag. 522 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,421 Sorry. 523 00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:57,012 I got a tip-off that the scanner at an optician's was broken. 524 00:34:57,179 --> 00:34:59,515 I'm selling these for 2O euros. Want one? 525 00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:01,975 My boss. 526 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,478 Hello, Nuri. 527 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:09,024 The signal's bad here. Hold on. 528 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:10,692 Yes, coming. 529 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,163 I have to work tonight. 530 00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,457 I don't know if I told you, but... 531 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:29,753 Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back. 532 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,963 I won't be a sec. 533 00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:44,560 I've had OCD since adolescence. 534 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:45,811 You've got what? 535 00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:47,896 OCD. It stands for: 536 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:51,066 obsessive compulsive disorder. 537 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,736 OCD, OCD. 538 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,824 Unfortunately, it's what we all suffer from here. 539 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,660 Excuse me, I don't have that. 540 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:05,205 I'm here to pick up some prescriptions for a sick friend 541 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,457 who couldn't come herself. 542 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:10,502 Sorry, can you close the window? We're all going to get pneumonia. 543 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:13,463 No, on the contrary, that's how you get rid of microbes. 544 00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:16,008 Alright, from now on 545 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:18,051 no more interruptions, okay? 546 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,930 - Dickhead! - Well, apart from Federico, 547 00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:24,349 -who can't help it. - What's the sense in that? 548 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,186 This way we break the ice before the doctor comes. 549 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:30,939 No! I'm not interested in anyone's life or people finding out about mine. 550 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:34,109 And if this is a con to sell us time-shares, 551 00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:36,028 we're in big trouble. 552 00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:39,156 A niece of mine in the Canary Islands got conned with all of that. 553 00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:41,575 Fine, one less. Go on, Otto. 554 00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:44,119 Awesome. My main OCD 555 00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:46,788 is that I can't tread on lines 556 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:49,875 and I'm obsessed with order and symmetry. 557 00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:51,835 - And you are...? - Otto. 558 00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:54,546 Oh, and I'm a draftsman. 559 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:58,467 It's a bit absurd, but... I also live with my mother. 560 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,678 - Is that an OCD thing too? - No, it's a consequence. 561 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:04,097 My longest relationship with a woman was... 562 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,725 three days. 563 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,602 They don't understand it. 564 00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:10,520 And... 565 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:14,066 do you realize how often you say... 566 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:16,985 the word..."awesome"? 567 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:19,279 Really? I don't think so. Really? I don't think so. 568 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:22,616 Yes. "Awesome, awesome". 569 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,701 "Awesome"? Are you sure? 570 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,371 - Awesome, awesome. - Is that OCD too? 571 00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:32,834 No. It's more like... a lack of conversation. 572 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:35,337 Can I make a suggestion? 573 00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:39,800 You see... a psychologist 574 00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:42,594 told me once that the color we choose 575 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,179 has a lot to do with... 576 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:47,057 our general mood. 577 00:37:47,224 --> 00:37:49,059 For example, if you're... 578 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:52,688 depressive, your color's black, 579 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:56,316 but if you're an optimist, what would your color be? 580 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:02,281 Pink? 581 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,532 That's stupid! 582 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:05,617 Did you read that in the Bible? 583 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,078 I've got it! My color is green. 584 00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:10,205 Green! Awesome. Why? 585 00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:11,915 - He rubbed off on you. - What? 586 00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:13,917 - He rubbed off on you. - What? 587 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,461 It's the middle color in a rainbow. 588 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,964 There's red, orange and yellow on one side, 589 00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:21,967 blue, indigo and violet on the other... And in the middle? 590 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:23,510 Green. 591 00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:27,306 And that isn't stupid? Explain that to me. 592 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:30,100 What, lady, what do you want explained to you? 593 00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:33,562 The meaning of life, for example! Why are we born where we're born? 594 00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:37,107 Do we choose it or is it "barbitary"? 595 00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,734 I don't understand! 596 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,028 Arbitrary, arbitrary. 597 00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:44,364 - What did I say? - Ask... 598 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:47,159 that invisible friend you talk to all the time. 599 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:50,037 What invisible friend? I only talk to the Lord. 600 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,331 That's right: "Lord invisible". 601 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,374 I'm leaving! 602 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,836 You're rude, you know that? There's no respect in this country, 603 00:38:58,337 --> 00:38:59,379 no foundations. 604 00:39:06,303 --> 00:39:09,681 I just remembered, I need to buy a lettuce dryer, 605 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,934 -one that works. - Don't buy it at the Chinese store. 606 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:16,396 - Where else then? - A hardware store, maybe. 607 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:18,815 Relax, Ana Maria, they're teasing you. 608 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:21,318 I'm relaxed, I don't know what you mean. 609 00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:22,903 Why? Tell me! 610 00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:25,739 Then lighten up, lady. 611 00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:28,658 Is that blond hair real 612 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,035 or is it dyed? 613 00:39:38,335 --> 00:39:41,797 Another one! Something offended her. 614 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:44,132 And she tells me to relax! 615 00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:47,969 Explain that to me. 616 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:03,902 I always wanted to be a lawyer, 617 00:40:04,945 --> 00:40:06,571 but with this symptom, 618 00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:11,410 imagine the judge's face if I had an attack in court. 619 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:14,663 "Your Honor, with all due respect..." 620 00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,169 Sorry. 621 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:24,923 Sorry, I'm a real joker. Sorry. I can't help it. 622 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:28,260 You'll get to know me... 623 00:40:31,388 --> 00:40:33,932 So here in Spain 624 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,268 I decided to devote myself to something... 625 00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:38,895 I could do at home, 626 00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:41,106 so I started selling birds. 627 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:45,110 Whore. 628 00:40:45,277 --> 00:40:46,820 Shut up! 629 00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:49,364 All the parrots I sold got returned, 630 00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:52,159 they said they were too rude. 631 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:54,703 What could I do? 632 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:55,745 Quiet! 633 00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:58,290 I couldn't keep them. 634 00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:02,210 And... you're not married? 635 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:06,173 No. I got close... 636 00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:09,968 once: Esmeralda. 637 00:41:10,427 --> 00:41:14,264 But I guess she was scared that instead of saying "I do" 638 00:41:14,431 --> 00:41:16,266 to the priest, 639 00:41:16,433 --> 00:41:19,269 I'd say something inappropriate. 640 00:41:19,436 --> 00:41:21,104 Naturally. Poor girl. 641 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:22,856 Poor me. 642 00:41:23,023 --> 00:41:25,442 Federico, what's your color? 643 00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:27,319 Oh, the color! 644 00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:30,322 Don't forget that, it's so important to know. 645 00:41:30,489 --> 00:41:33,950 Butt out. You do your praying and pray for us. 646 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:37,871 - That's what I'm doing. - My color. Hope. 647 00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:40,916 - What color is that? -Isn't that a song? 648 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:42,751 It can be a color too, 649 00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:44,878 Federico's using poetic license. 650 00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:46,671 What color is it? 651 00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:50,759 She was the only color in my life, 652 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:52,844 and I lost her. 653 00:41:56,389 --> 00:41:59,559 Cheer up, "hops spring eternal". 654 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:01,853 Hope. 655 00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:06,149 - Hope. - What did I say? 656 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,118 Isn't it a great idea? 657 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:20,330 Of course the apartment's yours, but only for two weeks a year. 658 00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:23,625 Imagine the savings in bills. 659 00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:27,128 Yes, the 1:30 London-Madrid flight. 660 00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:28,964 You don't know if it's left? 661 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,174 Is it lost in the Channel? 662 00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:33,510 Well, if you don't know... 663 00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:36,471 With the qualified girls out of a job... 664 00:42:36,638 --> 00:42:38,306 Thanks a lot! 665 00:42:45,397 --> 00:42:46,439 Your turn. 666 00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:50,610 No, not yet! I'm not ready! 667 00:42:58,243 --> 00:42:59,995 - Are you still here? - I still am. 668 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:04,165 But relax, I'm going now and won't be back... ever. 669 00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:08,670 - Then don't come back. - No way I'm coming back. 670 00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:11,673 - What did I ever do to you? - And what did I ever do to you? 671 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,718 - What did you do? - Yes, what did I do? 672 00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:17,804 It's what you haven't done. Who knows what you did? 673 00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:19,639 And what you did doesn't count? 674 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:22,726 What did I do? What did I do? 675 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,771 This! This is what you did to me. 676 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:29,316 Why can't you be like other people? 677 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:37,574 I've got an appointment with that Dr. Palomero tomorrow. 678 00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:39,909 They say he's world-class specialist. 679 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:42,412 - About time! - What do you want? 680 00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:45,415 I've been waiting 13.5 months for this appointment. 681 00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:47,709 410 days. 682 00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:49,711 9,840 hours, 683 00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:53,298 which makes... 590,400 minutes, 684 00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:57,469 or 35,424,000 seconds. 685 00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:05,727 Shall I help you? 686 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:10,106 If you're not sure of what my name is, 687 00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:12,859 it's right here: E-MIL-I-O. 688 00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:17,822 Get it? It's from some buddies... 689 00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:22,619 They gave me this as... a joke. 690 00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:28,041 I'm a taxi driver, I'm 37, 691 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:31,544 and my color is red and white. 692 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,631 - That's not one color, it's two. - Hey, lady, 693 00:44:34,798 --> 00:44:37,300 don't mess with Atleti... 694 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:39,678 don't mess with Atleti, 695 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,805 I'll lose my cool. 696 00:44:43,056 --> 00:44:45,600 I suppose you've realized, 697 00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:49,104 but my problem is that I'm a calculator, 698 00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:53,108 in the sense that I like to calculate everything. 699 00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:56,569 But maybe your defect, if it is one, 700 00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,363 makes you someone brilliant. 701 00:44:58,530 --> 00:45:00,615 Hold on, hold on... 702 00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:03,159 How many days is 25 years? 703 00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:05,078 9,131. 704 00:45:06,121 --> 00:45:07,664 Counting leap years. 705 00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,290 But that's... 706 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,128 - Good, good. - And how many minutes? 707 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:18,133 13,148,640. 708 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,552 See that? 709 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,221 No hesitation. Like I say, he's a genius. 710 00:45:23,722 --> 00:45:27,726 We should check it. How do we know he's not lying? 711 00:45:28,101 --> 00:45:31,396 - Check it, check it. - I don't have a calculator. 712 00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:32,647 I do. 713 00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:36,109 There's something else: My wife... 714 00:45:36,276 --> 00:45:38,778 -"ex", ex-wife... - I do. 715 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:41,281 ...says I've got "hoarding disorder". 716 00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:43,116 Your wife, poor woman. 717 00:45:43,283 --> 00:45:45,785 She's earned a place in heaven putting up with you! 718 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:48,705 - Thanks, very nice. - I've heard of that. 719 00:45:48,872 --> 00:45:51,291 - What do you collect? - Things... 720 00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:54,919 You never know when you might need them. 721 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:58,423 Appliance parts... I'll leave them here. 722 00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:01,384 ...plastic bags, computers, bicycles, 723 00:46:01,718 --> 00:46:03,762 -bingo cards. - Bingo cards? 724 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:05,680 ...lottery tickets... 725 00:46:05,847 --> 00:46:07,432 Lottery tickets? 726 00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:10,810 Some of them have fascinating numbers. 727 00:46:12,604 --> 00:46:14,147 For me it was a hobby, for her... 728 00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:15,607 Hell. 729 00:46:17,776 --> 00:46:20,111 - Is it that weird? - No, I'm notjudging you. 730 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:23,656 No, sorry. We're all in the same boat here. 731 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,702 You're not getting away, Snow White. Your turn. 732 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:31,998 Motherfucker! 733 00:46:43,510 --> 00:46:47,514 My name's Blanca, I'm a lab technician and I'm... 734 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,182 25... 735 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:53,895 30... 736 00:46:57,941 --> 00:46:59,108 35. 737 00:47:00,527 --> 00:47:03,154 My OCD has to do with 738 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:07,325 the panic I have about microbes, bacteria, 739 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:09,953 fungi, mites, viruses... 740 00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:12,705 all that kind of thing. 741 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,415 Since forever. 742 00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:19,295 I think I should be worried, right? 743 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,131 They say I externalize too much, 744 00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:25,260 but when you hear what you hear and read what you read... 745 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:41,526 Miss Blanca? Again? We'll have to talk to the union. 746 00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:45,864 Ah, and my color is white. 747 00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:50,368 It's just a coincidence. It's just a coincidence. 748 00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:54,956 Sometimes cleaning takes up so much of my day, I barely have... 749 00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:58,001 time to live life. 750 00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:04,591 What a relief... taking off the masks. 751 00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,260 Do think we didn't figure you out? 752 00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:09,721 Very few people around me know. 753 00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:11,764 This is about opening up, isn't it? 754 00:48:12,849 --> 00:48:15,059 I ended up isolating myself from the world. 755 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,394 I know what that's like. 756 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:18,229 So do I. 757 00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:19,689 So do I. 758 00:48:19,856 --> 00:48:22,400 I bet the lady on the couch too. 759 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:25,111 - So do I. - The lady has a mouth. 760 00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:26,487 I understand you, honey. 761 00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:40,418 - No, no, not me! - Yes, yes, you. 762 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:43,546 - No, no, not me! - Yes, yes, you. You. 763 00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:45,256 This is like a workout. 764 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,635 We'll have to do this in front of the doctor too. 765 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:51,596 - I'm suffocating! - Good, I'll open the window. 766 00:48:51,763 --> 00:48:53,264 What a fixation! 767 00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:57,268 My name's Lili, 768 00:48:59,187 --> 00:49:01,606 short for Liliana, and... 769 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,903 something happens in my head 770 00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:09,113 that makes me repeat everything. 771 00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:15,286 What it's like exactly? 772 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:18,331 My name's Lili, short for Liliana, 773 00:49:18,498 --> 00:49:21,793 and something happens in my head that makes me repeat everything. 774 00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:24,295 It's true. 775 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:27,131 Well, mystery solved. 776 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,508 Another one! 777 00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:29,884 Does it always happen? 778 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,637 Always, always? 779 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:34,472 Almost always. 780 00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:37,642 You must be a big hit at home. 781 00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:39,394 Always, always? 782 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,730 - Almost always. - Lady, we said no making fun. 783 00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,983 Then you do the same. 784 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:48,027 Sometimes I repeat the last syllables 785 00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:49,821 of what other people say. 786 00:49:49,988 --> 00:49:51,572 And it's always happened? 787 00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:55,535 Again? Always, always? 788 00:49:55,702 --> 00:49:56,661 Almost always. 789 00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:58,746 I mean since when. 790 00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:01,708 Again? Always, always. Almost always. 791 00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:05,044 Sometimes I repeat the last syllables of what other people say. 792 00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:08,214 No, since my father died. 793 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:10,883 - What if you don't repeat it? - No, 794 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:12,677 since my father died. 795 00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:20,935 I'm afraid of dying. 796 00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:28,317 I'm afraid of dying. 797 00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:33,990 Big, big! 798 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,034 Little, little! 799 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,121 Little, little! Hold on, Marcial. 800 00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:44,042 Marcial? Hold on, Marcial. Marcial? 801 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,627 Big! Marcial, hold on. Big! 802 00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,379 Marcial, hold on. 803 00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:53,426 Marcial. Marcial, please, hold on. 804 00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:56,262 Marcial, please, hold on. 805 00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:58,347 March“. Marcia“.! 806 00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:03,936 Relax, it's my fault. I only had juice for breakfast. 807 00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:10,943 It's aweso... extraordinary. 808 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,905 You know that repeating everything is the height of symmetry. 809 00:51:15,323 --> 00:51:18,034 Thanks, that cheers me up. 810 00:51:19,494 --> 00:51:21,788 Thanks, that cheers me up. 811 00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:24,165 - And your color? - Grey, grey. 812 00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:25,750 I thought it'd bring me luck. 813 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:27,168 Really? Why? 814 00:51:27,335 --> 00:51:30,588 Grey, grey. I thought it'd bring me luck. 815 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:31,964 Why? Why? 816 00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:35,551 The "gris-gris" is an African good luck amulet. 817 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:38,471 - You didn't know? - No, I didn't. 818 00:51:38,638 --> 00:51:41,724 The "gris-gris" is an African good luck amulet. 819 00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:44,602 - You didn't know? - No, I didn't. 820 00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:48,272 I don't want to be negative, but you have a phone problem too. 821 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,233 - That's all I'll say. - And you with dyslexia. 822 00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:52,860 - What? - And you with dyslexia. 823 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:56,906 Where's a socket? Where's a socket? 824 00:51:57,907 --> 00:52:01,202 Can we cut out the "air knitting"? 825 00:52:01,369 --> 00:52:03,871 Your turn. You up for it? 826 00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:07,583 You pest. I told you I'm here because a friend couldn't come. 827 00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:10,211 I think I know this friend 828 00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:12,547 and you're as similar two drops of water. 829 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:14,882 The water! God, I have to go. 830 00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:18,511 No, no, don't be scared No, don't be scared. 831 00:52:18,678 --> 00:52:20,221 We've all done it. 832 00:52:20,388 --> 00:52:22,056 Alright, I won't go yet. 833 00:52:25,518 --> 00:52:27,061 Holy Virgin, 834 00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:29,564 most immaculate, 835 00:52:29,939 --> 00:52:32,024 most tender mother, 836 00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:35,319 mighty aid to all Christians, 837 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:38,239 give me strength. 838 00:52:38,406 --> 00:52:40,992 Look, she's talking to her invisible friend now. 839 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:44,745 You think I'm so serious, but I'm very modern. 840 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:47,290 I even went to a Beatles concert. 841 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,917 Don't give the ball, eh? 842 00:52:50,168 --> 00:52:52,420 I feel more secure with my Bible. 843 00:52:54,422 --> 00:52:56,132 We agreed not to make fun. 844 00:52:56,299 --> 00:52:59,385 Don't worry, I'll make sure that no one laughs. 845 00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:01,637 I meant you specifically. 846 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:05,474 My name is Ana Maria Virginia 847 00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:08,895 Galindo de la Mata and I'm... well... 848 00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,355 I'm ageless. 849 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:15,193 I'm a Sagittarius, for what it's worth, but there it is. 850 00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,737 And my color is... blue. 851 00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:20,281 But not a normal blue, 852 00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:23,993 a deep blue, a... 853 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:27,288 sky blue. I don't know if I'm explaining this right. 854 00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:39,342 I'm here because I have a mania for checking everything, 855 00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:42,220 again and again, again and again and again. 856 00:53:43,012 --> 00:53:45,264 My God! My keys, I've lost them! 857 00:53:45,681 --> 00:53:48,601 Every time I leave home, I check everything over and over: 858 00:53:48,768 --> 00:53:50,603 if I've turned off the gas, the electricity, 859 00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:53,481 the water, the cookie jar... 860 00:53:54,607 --> 00:53:56,943 Here they are. Thank you, Lord. 861 00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:59,820 "Verification 0CD", a classic. 862 00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,530 "A classic", he says. 863 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,366 I've read it's quite curable. 864 00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:06,994 I hope it's curable 865 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:09,455 because as this girl said before, 866 00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:12,708 I don't have a life either. 867 00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:38,484 About time! They just left. They didn't leave a crumb. 868 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:49,412 My girlfriends never call me to have chocolate anymore. 869 00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:54,292 - I never arrive on time. - You see? 870 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:57,003 You let it out. You'd drown in a glass of water. 871 00:54:57,169 --> 00:54:59,672 Will stop mentioning water? I want to run out 872 00:54:59,839 --> 00:55:02,216 -and check I turned the tap off. - On the bidet? 873 00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:07,596 Will someone put a muzzle on him? 874 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,307 He never shuts up! 875 00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:12,393 And... this... 876 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:18,274 - Is that OCD as well? - I don't know, maybe, 877 00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:20,985 I've never thought about it. There it is, 878 00:55:21,152 --> 00:55:23,237 I can't control it. 879 00:55:25,281 --> 00:55:26,699 That's because... 880 00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:30,619 they say our brain is like a computer 881 00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:33,873 and if incorrect data is put in, 882 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,042 it has to be re-programmed. 883 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,670 That's why I'm here, to be re-programmed. 884 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,339 You must think I'm crazy. 885 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:43,132 No. 886 00:55:43,299 --> 00:55:45,885 On that count, we'd all be nuts. 887 00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:50,264 But having a problem doesn't mean we're crazy. 888 00:55:50,890 --> 00:55:51,807 You can rest easy. 889 00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:53,934 But it doesn't end there. 890 00:55:55,895 --> 00:55:57,229 I also have... 891 00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:00,358 ...strange thoughts. 892 00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,652 Should we be scared? 893 00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:06,572 Ideas that go through my head. 894 00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:10,117 Always the same ones, 895 00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:12,203 always the same ones. 896 00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:14,413 Open up... your heart. 897 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:17,792 No, I'd better tell the doctor alone. 898 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:21,337 Maybe your ears couldn't stand it. 899 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:31,764 But if that's what you want... 900 00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:38,229 I'm mimetic, susceptible to everything I see. 901 00:56:38,646 --> 00:56:42,316 If the TV says a man in Murcia shot a neighbor 902 00:56:42,483 --> 00:56:44,985 because he had the TV too loud, 903 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:48,322 a thought suddenly grips me 904 00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:50,241 that I could do that too. 905 00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:56,580 Sorry if my verbal diarrhea bothered you before. 906 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,707 I'm a real joker, 907 00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:00,793 you'll get to know me. 908 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,671 What if I told you that I went through a stage 909 00:57:03,838 --> 00:57:05,840 of having those thoughts too? 910 00:57:08,384 --> 00:57:10,803 Am I supposed to answer that? 911 00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:14,432 They're only thoughts. 912 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:16,892 I'm sure you wouldn't hurt a fly. 913 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:21,021 I disagree! Sometimes I think I could be very, very evil, 914 00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:23,858 like another person is living inside me, or two. 915 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,401 Or three. 916 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,574 I feel exactly the same. 917 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:34,577 I'm aware of my problem, but then... 918 00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:38,122 another Blanca lives inside me that makes me do absurd things. 919 00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:40,708 No, thinking isn't doing. 920 00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:44,170 - OCD isn't madness. - No way. I'm very sane. 921 00:57:44,336 --> 00:57:46,755 - It's just a little problem. - No way. I'm very sane. 922 00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:49,717 - Do we feel guilty? - No, no. I mean, yes, yes. 923 00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:52,011 Do we feel? Are we aware of what's happening to us? 924 00:57:52,178 --> 00:57:53,179 - Yes. - Are we crazy? 925 00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:54,972 Yes... I mean, no! 926 00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:58,142 The healthy find it hard to understand us, 927 00:57:58,309 --> 00:58:01,020 but many of them are unaware that they're worse than us. 928 00:58:01,187 --> 00:58:02,688 - No? - I mean, yes. 929 00:58:02,855 --> 00:58:03,898 And the receptionist? 930 00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:06,192 - Are you stupid? - I mean, yes. 931 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:09,278 Hey, wise guy, don't milk it! Hey, wise guy, don't milk it! 932 00:58:09,445 --> 00:58:11,697 You gave it to me on a platter. Sorry, eh? 933 00:58:11,864 --> 00:58:15,534 You gave it to me on a platter. Sorry, eh? 934 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:18,162 Look, it's contagious. 935 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:24,335 I'm always... 936 00:58:24,502 --> 00:58:27,588 kidding around. You can see... 937 00:58:27,755 --> 00:58:30,633 that people... crack up with me. 938 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:37,431 Knock, knock! May I? 939 00:58:42,061 --> 00:58:44,146 Thanks on behalf of the doctor, 940 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:46,857 he'll be so proud of your patience. 941 00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:49,527 This is getting beyond a joke. 942 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,070 Don't get mad at me, 943 00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:54,240 but I still can't locate him. 944 00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:56,075 Son of a thousand bitches. 945 00:58:56,242 --> 00:58:58,994 I didn't hear that. I spoke to Civil Aviation 946 00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:01,997 and this very nice secretary 947 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:05,626 told me the plane's taken off, very likely with the doctor inside. 948 00:59:08,671 --> 00:59:10,548 What does "very likely" mean? 949 00:59:14,927 --> 00:59:17,346 - A year waiting for this! - Explain that to me. 950 00:59:17,513 --> 00:59:20,808 The doctor will move heaven and earth to see you this afternoon. 951 00:59:20,975 --> 00:59:23,978 But very late. I left the candles 952 00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:26,230 of st. Agueda and st. Eulalia m. I'm very devoted to them. 953 00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:27,064 I'm going. 954 00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:29,775 This is outrageous, this is outrageous. 955 00:59:29,942 --> 00:59:32,820 Don't be like that, these things happen! 956 00:59:34,363 --> 00:59:35,990 What are you doing? 957 00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:37,783 I'm in no hurry. 958 00:59:39,952 --> 00:59:40,953 I'm staying too. 959 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:44,540 We have to think of something, the girls are going. 960 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,378 What else did they do in that group therapy? 961 00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:55,593 The doctor's more upset than anyone about this setback! 962 00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:59,054 Setback? It's a disgrace. Goodbye! 963 00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:01,640 If I'm lucky I'll find a hardware store open. 964 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:02,933 If you g0, 965 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:06,395 I can't guarantee an appointment for at least a year. 966 01:00:06,562 --> 01:00:09,648 I'm complaining to the College of Psychologists. 967 01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:12,026 You're privileged! 968 01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:14,987 Next week the doctor's going to Vancouver, Los Angeles, 969 01:00:15,154 --> 01:00:18,282 then Alaska, China, Hawaii... 970 01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:22,161 important patients waiting impatiently for the doctor's therapy. 971 01:00:22,328 --> 01:00:25,164 - I said I'm going and I am. - So am I. So am I. 972 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:26,957 Girls. 973 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:31,795 Now we're here and getting along, I had an idea. 974 01:00:32,921 --> 01:00:33,964 What idea? 975 01:00:34,673 --> 01:00:36,050 Thanks a lot. 976 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:38,677 So why don't we make the group the doctor? 977 01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:41,388 We don't know if Mr. Palomero will get here or not. 978 01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:44,516 I'm not giving my opinion, I'm not giving my opinion. 979 01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:47,269 - Where does "Canine World" go? - Third row. 980 01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:49,188 - Can you repeat that? - Yes. 981 01:00:49,355 --> 01:00:52,191 - I'm not giving my opinion. - I meant the young man, 982 01:00:52,358 --> 01:00:55,027 -but thanks for repeating it. - Listen... 983 01:00:55,194 --> 01:00:56,945 I was in one therapy 984 01:00:57,112 --> 01:00:59,907 and the exercise was awesome. 985 01:01:00,783 --> 01:01:03,786 My psychologist once ordered me to eat in a restaurant. 986 01:01:03,952 --> 01:01:04,787 What a feat. 987 01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:07,206 But... I couldn't. 988 01:01:07,373 --> 01:01:10,793 I'm very cautious, I always carry a change of underwear. 989 01:01:11,043 --> 01:01:13,295 Please, a little concentration. 990 01:01:13,462 --> 01:01:15,631 The group focuses on one person for three minutes... 991 01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:17,132 No touching, I hope. 992 01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:19,343 ...with the aim of unblocking the problem. 993 01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:22,471 How do we solve problems we've had for years 994 01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:24,348 in three minutes? 995 01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,934 Sorry, I think this is tripe. 996 01:01:28,394 --> 01:01:30,562 Shit! Dump! Crap! Turd! 997 01:01:31,105 --> 01:01:34,274 Wow, nice chain! 998 01:01:34,525 --> 01:01:37,986 My giddy aunt! You must sleep like a log! 999 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:41,824 If we have these problems and we can't respect each other, 1000 01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:44,993 we can't expect normal people to be tolerant of us. 1001 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,205 I'll tell you one thing: the kid's not wrong. 1002 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:51,542 I swear I won't tell the doctor. 1003 01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:53,585 Thanks a lot. 1004 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:56,213 Let's get this straight. You're saying 1005 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:59,216 that we all have to face our OCD 1006 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:00,884 in front of the others. That it? 1007 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:03,429 Exactly. We've nothing to lose, right? 1008 01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:07,224 Then I'll go first and be the guinea pig, 1009 01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:09,226 if no one minds. 1010 01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:11,103 - I'll go second. - Gee! 1011 01:02:11,270 --> 01:02:13,105 Didn't you say it was tripe? 1012 01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:18,026 In for a penny... 1013 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:21,780 What do I have to do? 1014 01:02:21,947 --> 01:02:25,951 For three minutes, no insults or obscene gestures. 1015 01:02:26,994 --> 01:02:28,537 Sounds hard. 1016 01:02:29,121 --> 01:02:31,915 - Someone time it. - No problem. 1017 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:34,668 - Both stop-watches are ready. - Good. 1018 01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:36,837 And... now! 1019 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:38,297 Now? 1020 01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:45,512 I shit on everything that moves! 1021 01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:47,765 Terrific start. 1022 01:02:48,182 --> 01:02:51,351 - Sorry, it's the pressure. - C'mon, Federico, we're with you. 1023 01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:53,437 Dong! Prick! 1024 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:57,649 Maybe it was a bad idea to start with me. 1025 01:02:57,858 --> 01:03:00,277 Bitch! Turd! 1026 01:03:00,569 --> 01:03:02,154 Willy! Schlong! 1027 01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:05,532 No, it's going well. He's filtering the nasty stuff. 1028 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,576 - They're milder, right? - Yes. 1029 01:03:07,743 --> 01:03:10,162 - Walking abortion! - Forget it. 1030 01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:12,122 Jesus! What a filter. 1031 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:13,999 That's how it is. 1032 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:17,252 The tenser I am, the stronger the attack. 1033 01:03:17,419 --> 01:03:19,797 I only calm down when my feet are in salty water. 1034 01:03:20,172 --> 01:03:23,467 Be careful, I always get a cold through my feet. 1035 01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:31,975 I feel like I'm in an echo chamber. 1036 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:34,186 - How long do I have left? -1.37 minutes. 1037 01:03:34,353 --> 01:03:36,230 Mind if I open the window? 1038 01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:39,274 - Open up your legs! - Fine, you're improving. 1039 01:03:40,234 --> 01:03:44,404 - If anyone saw us... - Stop giving off bad vibes! 1040 01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:46,949 Shit, ass, fart, pisspants. 1041 01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:49,159 He's giving us the whole thesaurus! 1042 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:51,954 Federico, let's concentrate, yeah? 1043 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,080 Yes. Sea bream! 1044 01:03:53,247 --> 01:03:56,041 Good! That's not a swear word, it's a fish! 1045 01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:57,501 - Now she's joining in! - Good! 1046 01:03:57,668 --> 01:03:59,837 That's not a swear word, it's a fish. 1047 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:02,506 -15 seconds. - Still? When will this be over? 1048 01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:04,675 - Slut! - The finishing touch! 1049 01:04:04,842 --> 01:04:06,093 Damn it. 1050 01:04:06,718 --> 01:04:08,804 Bugger. Flip. 1051 01:04:09,388 --> 01:04:11,515 Time's up. 1052 01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:14,476 I'm hopeless, a disaster. 1053 01:04:14,643 --> 01:04:17,104 Federico, the last ones weren't so rude. 1054 01:04:17,271 --> 01:04:19,898 It's progress. It's progress. 1055 01:04:20,607 --> 01:04:21,900 I was thinking... 1056 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,612 Don't be offended, Federico, but... 1057 01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:28,282 you know what I thought? 1058 01:04:29,575 --> 01:04:33,245 Did the girl in "The Exorcist" have undiagnosed Tourette's? 1059 01:04:33,412 --> 01:04:34,621 Is that possible? 1060 01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:35,706 It could be. 1061 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:37,666 It could. 1062 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:40,002 It could be. 1063 01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:42,170 Ana Maria... 1064 01:04:43,422 --> 01:04:44,423 Your turn. 1065 01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:50,721 Virgin Mary, you know my woes, I entrust them to you, 1066 01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:54,349 give peace to the troubled, and ease my heart. 1067 01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:58,770 Alright. What do I have to do? 1068 01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,440 Three minutes without checking anything. 1069 01:05:01,607 --> 01:05:04,318 And no crossing yourself, eh? And no crossing yourself, eh? 1070 01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:07,487 Exactly, no "air knitting". 1071 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:08,906 Is that everything? 1072 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:15,078 Do you have your house keys or not? 1073 01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:17,205 Of course I do. 1074 01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:18,916 Are you sure? 1075 01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,878 One hundred per cent... sure. 1076 01:05:23,128 --> 01:05:26,465 - Sure? Sure? - Have you checked? 1077 01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:28,175 Tons of times. 1078 01:05:28,342 --> 01:05:30,928 Sometimes memory plays tricks on you. 1079 01:05:31,345 --> 01:05:32,804 And sometimes... 1080 01:05:32,971 --> 01:05:35,849 we pick up the wrong keyring. 1081 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:39,019 These things happen. These things happen. 1082 01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:42,272 And how do you get back in 1083 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,066 if you made a mistake? 1084 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:45,984 And how do you check the gas? 1085 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:47,736 Or the electricity. 1086 01:05:48,362 --> 01:05:51,323 - Or the water. - Or the cookie jar. 1087 01:05:51,490 --> 01:05:53,116 Or the cookie jar. 1088 01:05:55,077 --> 01:05:57,788 I have them, I have them! 1089 01:05:59,748 --> 01:06:02,084 They're not here, they're not here! 1090 01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:05,379 They're not here, they're not here! Who took them? 1091 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:08,632 You did it on purpose! It's not funny! 1092 01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:11,426 Relax, you've had your handbag the whole time. 1093 01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:14,721 I was in the bathroom before, saw some keys in the toilet 1094 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:18,100 -and flushed by accident. - They weren't mine?! 1095 01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:20,185 I can be an evil, evil person! 1096 01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:23,397 - Why were you in the ladies'? - I was kidding. 1097 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:26,483 - The keys haven't gone anywhere. - What were you doing in the ladies'? 1098 01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:28,360 I was kidding! 1099 01:06:28,527 --> 01:06:30,904 Ana Maria, don't be scared. 1100 01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:36,660 - She's having kittens! - It's a cataleptic attack! 1101 01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:39,538 Ana Maria, Ana Maria, Ana Maria, Ana Maria, 1102 01:06:39,705 --> 01:06:41,873 - Ana Maria, Ana Maria...! - Relax, she can hear you. 1103 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,251 A glass of water, quick! Loosen her girdle. 1104 01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:47,212 Deep breaths... Balls!! Sorry. 1105 01:06:47,838 --> 01:06:50,716 - She's not wearing a girdle. - Open the window. Nuts! Sorry. 1106 01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:52,634 - Really? Can I? - You can. 1107 01:06:52,801 --> 01:06:55,220 This what we get for self-therapy. 1108 01:06:55,387 --> 01:06:56,972 Here they are. 1109 01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,059 Feeling better? 1110 01:07:01,226 --> 01:07:04,855 It's not the first time this has happened to me. 1111 01:07:05,022 --> 01:07:06,982 But you did very well. 1112 01:07:07,149 --> 01:07:09,317 You hung in there like a champ. 1113 01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:12,904 Thanks, dear. For a moment I thought I was a goner. 1114 01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:14,531 Imagine the scene! 1115 01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:16,992 Spasmophilia. It's not serious. 1116 01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:20,245 Good Lord, you have a name for everything. 1117 01:07:20,412 --> 01:07:21,830 Explain that to me. 1118 01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:30,922 - Lili, we're just testing. - Testing, testing. 1119 01:07:31,089 --> 01:07:34,468 No, not yet. Say this once: pica-pica. 1120 01:07:34,968 --> 01:07:35,969 - Pica-pica. - Very good. 1121 01:07:36,136 --> 01:07:37,262 - Cuscus. - Pica-pica. 1122 01:07:37,429 --> 01:07:39,473 - No, cuscus. - Cuscus, cuscus. 1123 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:41,933 - Gloomy-gl00mY- - Gloomy-gl00mY- 1124 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:43,894 Great. Yo-yo. 1125 01:07:44,061 --> 01:07:44,728 Tintin. 1126 01:07:44,895 --> 01:07:46,229 Gloomy-gloomy, yo-yo. 1127 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:47,272 Hussy! 1128 01:07:47,439 --> 01:07:49,274 Yo-yo, Tintin, Tintin. Hussy. 1129 01:07:49,441 --> 01:07:51,359 Let the girl breathe, man. 1130 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:53,904 - Tomtom. - Hussy? 1131 01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:57,657 Let the girl breathe, man. Let the girl breathe, man. Tom-tom. 1132 01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:01,203 - It's not working. - It's not working, it's not working. 1133 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:02,037 Tom-tom. 1134 01:08:02,204 --> 01:08:05,082 Are you trying not to repeat it? - What do you think? 1135 01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:07,167 - Poor thing. - What do you think? 1136 01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:09,669 Okay, sorry, I'll make it easy. 1137 01:08:09,836 --> 01:08:13,423 To what group did the singer Marta Sénchez belong 1138 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:16,718 before starting her solo career. 1139 01:08:16,885 --> 01:08:18,553 - I know. - Me too. "Olé Olé". 1140 01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:20,806 No, HOIé Oléul. 1141 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,476 - Me too. "Olé Olé". - That's not a group, lady. 1142 01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:27,145 - What? -"Olé Olé" doesn't exist. 1143 01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:29,523 - Not now. It existed. - Well... 1144 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:33,652 Marta Sanchez. I can't place her. Dark hair, prominent brow? 1145 01:08:33,819 --> 01:08:36,363 - No, she's blond. - What singer is that? 1146 01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:40,117 - What singer is that? - No, I have chestnut hair. 1147 01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:41,326 I knew it! 1148 01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:44,788 No, she's blond. What singer is that? 1149 01:08:44,955 --> 01:08:48,083 No, I've got chestnut hair. What singer? 1150 01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:51,795 - Prominent brow doesn't ring a bell. - She means Ménica Naranjo. 1151 01:08:51,962 --> 01:08:54,589 We're getting mixed up. Let's get back to the exercise. 1152 01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:58,635 Okay, I'll go. What do you call the girl that dances in a disco? 1153 01:08:58,844 --> 01:09:00,095 Ballerina. That's obvious! 1154 01:09:00,512 --> 01:09:03,515 Gogo, 9090, 9090-- 1155 01:09:05,559 --> 01:09:09,354 Don't worry, crying helps you to vent. We're with you. 1156 01:09:09,521 --> 01:09:11,481 Lili, you're going to overcome it. 1157 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:14,401 Sooner or later, you're going to overcome it. 1158 01:09:14,568 --> 01:09:15,485 Thank you, 1159 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:19,072 really. I'm touched that you're so attentive, 1160 01:09:19,239 --> 01:09:21,616 but my problem's beyond repair. 1161 01:09:21,783 --> 01:09:24,369 Though none of us have done very well. 1162 01:09:25,787 --> 01:09:29,791 But I'll keep supporting the group and I'm sure you all agree. 1163 01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:33,086 If it only works on one person? Well, it would've been worth it, 1164 01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:36,590 because I'd be proud of having helped someone win 1165 01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:38,341 their personal battle. 1166 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,719 It'd not only give a person confidence, 1167 01:09:40,886 --> 01:09:44,014 it'd give the whole group hope. 1168 01:09:45,891 --> 01:09:48,727 In summer I miss winter clothes, 1169 01:09:48,894 --> 01:09:51,271 and in winter, summer clothes. 1170 01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:56,443 I'm a monitor for "body power" and "salsa choke". 1171 01:09:56,610 --> 01:09:59,988 My classes are full. There's some advantage to OCD. 1172 01:10:00,155 --> 01:10:02,616 They repeat the routines so much, they sweat like mad. 1173 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:05,160 My squats are killers, there's a waiting list. 1174 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:12,125 Thanks, really. 1175 01:10:12,292 --> 01:10:15,795 I'm touched that you're so attentive, but my problem's beyond repair. 1176 01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:18,965 Attention! Round 2! 1177 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:21,301 I don't mind her repeating things. 1178 01:10:21,468 --> 01:10:23,470 ...and I'm sure you all agree... 1179 01:10:23,637 --> 01:10:25,931 We know what she's going to say, there's no mystery. 1180 01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:29,184 A little consideration, we said no mocking people. 1181 01:10:29,351 --> 01:10:32,062 Go on, honey, I'm listening. 1182 01:10:32,229 --> 01:10:34,731 It'd not only give a person confidence, 1183 01:10:34,898 --> 01:10:37,859 it'd give the whole group hope. 1184 01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:42,781 In summer, I miss winter clothes, and in winter... 1185 01:10:42,948 --> 01:10:44,241 Summer clothes! 1186 01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:49,329 - It's not a good idea. - Yes, it is. 1187 01:10:49,496 --> 01:10:52,123 Touch it with no gloves, no mask. Go on, bare skin. 1188 01:10:52,290 --> 01:10:53,625 It's spotless. 1189 01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:56,836 - Down you go. - There she goes. 1190 01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:57,879 Down, down. 1191 01:10:58,046 --> 01:11:00,882 It's not clean. It looks like it, but it's not. 1192 01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:02,342 I'm sorry, I can't. 1193 01:11:02,968 --> 01:11:05,470 You can't see bacteria with the naked eye, 1194 01:11:05,637 --> 01:11:08,265 but they can do a lot of harm. 1195 01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:09,808 They're everywhere. 1196 01:11:10,725 --> 01:11:11,559 Oh, God... 1197 01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:15,647 Enough, eh? Go. Go on, go. 1198 01:11:15,814 --> 01:11:18,441 Shigellosis, staphylococcus... 1199 01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:21,945 Serratia marcescens, the famous salmonella... Shall I go on? 1200 01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:24,489 - Don't go on. - No! 1201 01:11:24,656 --> 01:11:27,742 There, go on, go on... Shine it up. 1202 01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:30,578 - I can't. - There you go. 1203 01:11:32,664 --> 01:11:36,251 - It's clean, I don't get it. - Sure it is. You could eat off it. 1204 01:11:36,418 --> 01:11:39,546 - There, you're doing great. - You're doing awesome. 1205 01:11:39,713 --> 01:11:41,214 - Awesome. Awesome - Thanks. 1206 01:11:41,381 --> 01:11:44,092 I think so too, but I'm not saying it. 1207 01:11:44,259 --> 01:11:46,803 According to "Microbe" magazine, 1208 01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,471 which I subscribe to, 1209 01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:51,057 hand dryers in bathrooms 1210 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:54,352 increase by 254% 1211 01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:57,022 the bacterial contamination of the environment. 1212 01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:59,733 They're showers of horror! 1213 01:11:59,899 --> 01:12:02,694 Streptococcus, staphylococcus, diphtheria... 1214 01:12:02,861 --> 01:12:04,529 corynebacterium...! 1215 01:12:05,572 --> 01:12:08,116 I'm sorry. I can't go on. 1216 01:12:08,283 --> 01:12:11,828 Don't go on! God, what this girl knows! 1217 01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:13,038 No more. 1218 01:12:15,415 --> 01:12:18,626 - What now? -3 minutes without washing your hands. 1219 01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:20,503 You can do it, can't you? 1220 01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:26,676 I'm sorry, really. 1221 01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:29,804 Wait for me outside, I'll be here a while. 1222 01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:38,229 Otto! Otto! Otto! 1223 01:12:38,396 --> 01:12:40,023 Otto! Otto! Otto! 1224 01:12:40,190 --> 01:12:42,192 That's it! That's it! 1225 01:12:42,359 --> 01:12:44,569 Go, Otto, you can do it. 1226 01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:49,532 Of course you can! Willy! Sugar! Darn it! 1227 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:50,700 Almost. 1228 01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:54,662 - No, I can't, I can't. - Yes, go on, you can. 1229 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:55,830 - Shall I push you? - No! 1230 01:12:56,831 --> 01:12:58,875 Otto! Otto! Otto! 1231 01:13:05,382 --> 01:13:07,926 - Go for it. Shall I push you? - No, no, no! 1232 01:13:08,093 --> 01:13:11,388 Do it for me. Do it for me. If you do, I'll give you... one. 1233 01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,891 If you do, I'll give you... one. 1234 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:18,561 - And what's "one". - A kiss, idiot. The youth of today! 1235 01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:21,815 One or two. One or two. 1236 01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:27,570 - Aweso... Here I go. - Go on, go for it! 1237 01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:39,624 He's not treading on them. 1238 01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:47,882 Trust in the Lord, the Lord will guide your steps. 1239 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:52,137 Yes, the "Lord". Go on. 1240 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:56,141 Otto! Otto! Otto! 1241 01:13:56,307 --> 01:13:57,976 He's not treading on them. 1242 01:13:58,143 --> 01:14:01,020 It's like he's got internal radar. 1243 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:03,022 Sure, it's years of experience. 1244 01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:05,775 ...when they told me: 1245 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:09,279 "We're going to the house of the Lord" 1246 01:14:09,446 --> 01:14:12,240 - They're guiding our steps... - Let's go, champ! 1247 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:19,205 The taxi driver is charging for this ride. 1248 01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:20,915 Lili, Lili. 1249 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:24,252 I'm so sorry, really, it's impossible for me. 1250 01:14:24,419 --> 01:14:26,963 Never mind, the effort gets the same reward. 1251 01:14:28,256 --> 01:14:31,134 Never mind, the effort gets the same reward. 1252 01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:33,720 You done? 1253 01:14:36,097 --> 01:14:37,932 So, how did it go? 1254 01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:39,767 He sucked ass. 1255 01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:43,438 3, 2, 1... and go. Now! 1256 01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:50,778 Go on, say something to me. 1257 01:14:51,446 --> 01:14:52,614 Like what? 1258 01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:54,199 12 times 12. 1259 01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:55,241 144. 1260 01:14:56,826 --> 01:15:00,455 3,500 divided by 17 and multiplied by 345. 1261 01:15:02,582 --> 01:15:05,001 71,029.41. 1262 01:15:07,921 --> 01:15:10,340 4,431 multiplied by 37, 1263 01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:12,342 divided by 3. 1264 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:16,262 54,649. 1265 01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:20,099 How do we know he's not lying? We should check. 1266 01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:21,684 Prime numbers from 1 to 100. 1267 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:25,313 Yeah, sure. I've only got 3 minutes, babe. 1268 01:15:26,064 --> 01:15:28,608 Main rivers and tributaries in Spain. 1269 01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:32,612 Spain has lots of rivers and lots of tributaries. 1270 01:15:32,779 --> 01:15:35,448 What is this? A primary school test? 1271 01:15:36,074 --> 01:15:38,159 Bravo, Emilio! Son of a thousand bitches! 1272 01:15:38,326 --> 01:15:41,287 Thanks, Federico. I'm handling the situation. 1273 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,456 - Boeing? Boeing? -747. 1274 01:15:44,374 --> 01:15:46,209 There's no taking it easy here. 1275 01:15:46,376 --> 01:15:50,380 But there's also the 757, 767, 777 and the 787. 1276 01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:52,382 All more modern than the 747. 1277 01:15:53,007 --> 01:15:55,134 - The dwarves. - Sev... 1278 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:56,928 You've got no imagination. 1279 01:15:58,513 --> 01:16:00,598 Now ask me about the Dalmatians. 1280 01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:04,227 Hair down or up. 1281 01:16:04,394 --> 01:16:05,270 Up. 1282 01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:09,607 Mortal sins times midnight chimes, divided by the Jackson Five. 1283 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:11,943 7 times 12... 1284 01:16:12,986 --> 01:16:15,363 Including Janet and La Toya? 1285 01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:19,284 If not, 16, if so, 12... Shit! 1286 01:16:19,450 --> 01:16:20,868 Emilio. Emilio! 1287 01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:23,121 I've tried everything, but this man's impossible. 1288 01:16:23,288 --> 01:16:25,790 Amazing. Have the never asked you to be a spy? 1289 01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:27,458 Let's see... Peugeot? 1290 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:30,878 If we start with car makes, then I'm dead. 1291 01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:33,047 There's the 108, the 205, 1292 01:16:33,214 --> 01:16:36,217 the new 208, the 2008, the 3008... Do I go on? 1293 01:16:36,384 --> 01:16:37,594 Don't go on. Don't go on. 1294 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,721 Miguel de Cervantes y Saavedra. 1295 01:16:40,972 --> 01:16:43,850 29/9/1547. 1296 01:16:44,017 --> 01:16:46,519 22/4/1616. 1297 01:16:46,686 --> 01:16:49,230 I know it. I don't know why, but I know it. 1298 01:16:49,397 --> 01:16:50,148 Paracetamol? 1299 01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:51,733 500. You're bad people. 1300 01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:53,610 - Pi! -3.1416. 1301 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,486 - The Angry Men? -12. 1302 01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:57,030 - The Commandments? - The Little Pigs? 1303 01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:58,615 Motherfucker! 1304 01:16:58,781 --> 01:17:02,285 Jesus, Mary and Joseph! What a temper! 1305 01:17:02,452 --> 01:17:05,413 I'm a taxi driver with built-in anger. So? 1306 01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:07,832 You're cruel. Enough, it's not working! 1307 01:17:07,999 --> 01:17:10,543 Don't say that, you really tried. 1308 01:17:10,710 --> 01:17:14,005 I was sure you were a moron, but no, 1309 01:17:14,172 --> 01:17:15,965 you have a gifted mind. 1310 01:17:16,591 --> 01:17:20,345 This is dumb, useless. I'm the one leaving now. 1311 01:17:21,763 --> 01:17:24,807 Why is he acting like that? Does he have "moose wings"? 1312 01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,434 Mood swings, mood swings. 1313 01:17:26,601 --> 01:17:29,896 - What did I say? - No, no one's leaving here! 1314 01:17:30,063 --> 01:17:33,399 Just because it didn't work on you, doesn't mean it won't work on us! 1315 01:17:33,566 --> 01:17:35,318 Solidarity, eh? Solidarity, eh? 1316 01:17:35,485 --> 01:17:37,528 Not much solidarity from you 1317 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:39,530 if you leave us hanging now! 1318 01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:43,785 - No, no, no! - Who do you think you are? 1319 01:17:46,621 --> 01:17:48,122 You've turned violent. 1320 01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:50,291 Well, I'm sorry, lady. 1321 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:54,128 I couldn't listen to Miss Ditto repeat it all over again. 1322 01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:58,091 I got us in a mess for nothing. We've failed dismally. 1323 01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:00,218 I don't agree. 1324 01:18:05,431 --> 01:18:07,183 Let me out! 1325 01:18:10,103 --> 01:18:12,188 Let me out! 1326 01:18:18,945 --> 01:18:21,406 Buddy, are you alright? 1327 01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:25,326 I'm going to ask you a question, but I want you to answer fast, 1328 01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:26,869 without thinking, alright? 1329 01:18:27,662 --> 01:18:29,288 - Alright. - Alright? 1330 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:30,832 Alright. Alright. 1331 01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:32,417 Fine, here goes. 1332 01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:36,713 How many times has Ana Maria crossed herself in the last hour? 1333 01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:37,672 Fast. 1334 01:18:38,297 --> 01:18:39,549 How many times...? 1335 01:18:39,716 --> 01:18:41,384 ...has she crossed herself. 1336 01:18:41,551 --> 01:18:43,177 In the last hour? 1337 01:18:43,344 --> 01:18:44,595 Roughly, you know. 1338 01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:46,222 Roughly... 1339 01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:50,935 I don't know. 1340 01:18:52,186 --> 01:18:54,897 - I don't know. - Why didn't you count it? 1341 01:18:55,064 --> 01:18:57,734 - Now I feel bad about it! - There's more. 1342 01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:01,738 How many bad words have I said in the last... 1343 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:03,322 two hours? Do you know? 1344 01:19:03,698 --> 01:19:04,907 Bad words? 1345 01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:07,618 - Jeez... - Do you know? 1346 01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:10,329 Lots? 1347 01:19:11,581 --> 01:19:12,790 He didn't count it. 1348 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:15,501 Apparently I didn't count it. 1349 01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:17,086 That's great. 1350 01:19:17,462 --> 01:19:21,215 I was so focused on what was going on, I didn't do it. 1351 01:19:21,382 --> 01:19:22,842 That's the solution! 1352 01:19:23,885 --> 01:19:24,886 I'm lost. 1353 01:19:25,052 --> 01:19:28,306 - Thinking less about ourselves. - Yes, but how do you do that? 1354 01:19:28,473 --> 01:19:32,477 Turning off the switch we have in our brains more often. 1355 01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:36,856 Let's all think. Did it happen some other time? 1356 01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:40,318 Right! I think I remember. 1357 01:19:41,569 --> 01:19:42,737 Yes, 1358 01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:44,906 when Ana Maria was suffocating. 1359 01:19:45,072 --> 01:19:46,407 Otto... 1360 01:19:47,158 --> 01:19:50,828 went to get her a glass of water 1361 01:19:51,204 --> 01:19:52,163 and... 1362 01:19:52,789 --> 01:19:54,040 and? 1363 01:19:54,373 --> 01:19:55,583 Did I walk on the lines? 1364 01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:57,919 I walked on the lines! 1365 01:19:58,377 --> 01:19:59,879 It's true! 1366 01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:01,881 It's true! 1367 01:20:02,048 --> 01:20:05,510 And then, when you went to console Lili, 1368 01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:07,637 the same thing. 1369 01:20:08,221 --> 01:20:10,973 I walked on the lines. I walked on the lines! 1370 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,309 It's true! It's true! 1371 01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:15,561 And not just one, you stepped on at least 1372 01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:18,231 16 or 18, roughly. 1373 01:20:18,397 --> 01:20:21,108 You handled the emergency and forgot your obsession. 1374 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:22,735 That's... awesome. 1375 01:20:22,902 --> 01:20:25,696 Awesome, awesome. Wait! 1376 01:20:28,074 --> 01:20:30,868 - Someone else forgot their OCD. - Who? 1377 01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:31,953 Wait! 1378 01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:35,581 Someone else forgot their OCD. 1379 01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:36,457 Who? 1380 01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:37,917 You, Blanca. 1381 01:20:38,084 --> 01:20:39,377 - Me? When? - When? 1382 01:20:39,544 --> 01:20:41,295 - You, Blanca? - Me? When? 1383 01:20:41,671 --> 01:20:42,672 When? 1384 01:20:43,047 --> 01:20:44,674 Yes, yes. 1385 01:20:44,841 --> 01:20:47,343 You went to undo Ana Maria's girdle, 1386 01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:49,971 and then... you didn't wash your hands. 1387 01:20:50,888 --> 01:20:54,725 Did that happen? I don't wear a girdle! Did you see anything? 1388 01:20:54,892 --> 01:20:57,812 You went to undo Ana Maria's girdle and then... 1389 01:20:57,979 --> 01:21:00,523 -you didn't wash your hands. - I don't wear a girdle! 1390 01:21:00,690 --> 01:21:03,025 I don't know, it slipped my mind. 1391 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:06,821 Like I say, you forgot to wash your hands because 1392 01:21:06,988 --> 01:21:08,614 you were helping Ana Maria. 1393 01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:10,366 I'm appreciate that. 1394 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,785 Listen, this is big. 1395 01:21:12,952 --> 01:21:16,956 - We thought nobody succeeded. - Attention, attention, attention! 1396 01:21:17,123 --> 01:21:19,876 I just realized that someone else forgot their OCD. 1397 01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:20,710 Who? 1398 01:21:20,877 --> 01:21:22,086 Who? 1399 01:21:22,336 --> 01:21:23,212 Ana Maria! 1400 01:21:25,172 --> 01:21:28,843 Me? Really? When? 1401 01:21:29,010 --> 01:21:31,387 Just before starting the exercise. You prayed, 1402 01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:33,514 then forgot to cross yourself. 1403 01:21:33,681 --> 01:21:35,308 Oh, that's awful. 1404 01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:38,269 Though just once won't hurt. 1405 01:21:38,436 --> 01:21:39,645 Now Lili. 1406 01:21:41,272 --> 01:21:43,649 We have to recall if she forgot to repeat something. 1407 01:21:44,025 --> 01:21:47,445 No way. I've repeated everything that came out of my mouth. 1408 01:21:47,612 --> 01:21:49,739 - Are you sure? Are you sure? - No way. 1409 01:21:49,906 --> 01:21:52,074 I've repeated everything that came out of my mouth. 1410 01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:53,993 I'm sure. I'm sure. 1411 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:55,661 - Everything? Everything? - Everything. Everything. 1412 01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:58,706 Everything but two letters, one syllable: pi. 1413 01:21:59,290 --> 01:22:01,542 Pi? And when was that? 1414 01:22:01,918 --> 01:22:05,129 Emilio's turn, when he said 3.1416. 1415 01:22:06,213 --> 01:22:08,299 Pi? And when was that? 1416 01:22:08,466 --> 01:22:11,594 And I saved you the list of decimals, which is endless, 1417 01:22:11,761 --> 01:22:13,262 but I do know it. 1418 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:16,057 If Lili had repeated 'pi', 1419 01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:17,558 it would've been... 1420 01:22:17,767 --> 01:22:19,685 Pee-pee. 1421 01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:22,647 That's a polite thing to say. 1422 01:22:22,813 --> 01:22:25,983 Lili, in the alphabet, 1423 01:22:26,150 --> 01:22:28,027 what's letter after 'j'? 1424 01:22:29,070 --> 01:22:30,655 K-k. 1425 01:22:33,866 --> 01:22:37,286 Lili was so into the exercise 1426 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:38,996 of trying to help Emilio 1427 01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,999 that for a second she forgot to repeat. 1428 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:45,294 And you didn't die, Lili, thank God. 1429 01:22:47,505 --> 01:22:51,425 - And put the phone away! - One second isn't much. 1430 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:54,971 - How often has it happened in 1O years? - One second isn't much. 1431 01:22:55,137 --> 01:22:58,432 - How often has it happened in 1O years? - One second isn't much. 1432 01:22:58,599 --> 01:23:01,644 - How often has it happened in 1O years? - One second isn't much. 1433 01:23:01,811 --> 01:23:05,022 - How often has it happened in 1O years? - Did she say that three times? 1434 01:23:05,189 --> 01:23:07,566 - How often...? - God, they're in a loop. 1435 01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:09,527 We have to help them. Stop! 1436 01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:13,906 Roughly? Never. 1437 01:23:18,077 --> 01:23:19,745 Roughly, never. 1438 01:23:21,122 --> 01:23:23,082 But one second is a start. 1439 01:23:23,249 --> 01:23:25,876 If you understand, say 'yes', but just once. 1440 01:23:27,086 --> 01:23:28,129 Once. 1441 01:23:33,801 --> 01:23:34,885 Yes. 1442 01:24:06,042 --> 01:24:08,627 In the end, it turned out okay. 1443 01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:11,047 It's a good start to getting better. 1444 01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:15,092 And we can meet once a month to do these exercises. 1445 01:24:15,259 --> 01:24:18,637 Great idea! It couldn't have gone better even with Dr. Palomero. 1446 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:20,556 Yes, let's form a WhatsApp group. 1447 01:24:20,723 --> 01:24:23,559 I think we're going to leave here with a good taste in our mouths. 1448 01:24:23,726 --> 01:24:24,977 Not everyone... 1449 01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:27,313 Everyone except you. 1450 01:24:27,646 --> 01:24:29,398 Let's form a WhatsApp group. 1451 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:32,318 Like I said, mine's incurable. 1452 01:24:32,485 --> 01:24:36,322 I'm sure at some point you were able to control it. 1453 01:24:36,489 --> 01:24:38,699 Let's think about it. Think. 1454 01:24:38,866 --> 01:24:41,077 - I've got it! When... - When? 1455 01:24:41,243 --> 01:24:42,703 Oh, no, no, no. 1456 01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:45,414 - When I lost my keys. - What? 1457 01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:48,417 - I've got it! When... - When? 1458 01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:52,338 Hey, it's been a while now since you... 1459 01:24:56,634 --> 01:25:00,846 Your fucking motherfucking mother! 1460 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:03,891 - Nothing, I didn't say anything. - You see? 1461 01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:06,060 I knew it. 1462 01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:18,489 Good news! I just spoke to the doctor and he's on his way. 1463 01:25:18,656 --> 01:25:20,783 - Goddamn asshole! - Where are you going? 1464 01:25:20,950 --> 01:25:24,829 - To a disco. Where do you think? - I should be having dinner. 1465 01:25:24,995 --> 01:25:28,165 He's so very sorry. He just got a taxi from the airport. 1466 01:25:28,332 --> 01:25:31,127 At this hour he'll take 29 or 30 minutes. 1467 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:34,171 He asked me to apologize and he'll see all of you, 1468 01:25:34,338 --> 01:25:36,841 -even if he's here until tomorrow. - How nice. 1469 01:25:37,007 --> 01:25:40,469 Shall I order pizza for everyone? Anything in particular? 1470 01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:43,806 - What do I tell the doctor? - That we've had enough for today. 1471 01:25:43,973 --> 01:25:46,225 And we didn't need his therapy, 1472 01:25:46,392 --> 01:25:49,436 we worked it out ourselves. Tell him. 1473 01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:54,066 Ready? 'Ready? Ready? 1474 01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,693 And... 1475 01:25:56,735 --> 01:25:57,736 Now. 1476 01:25:58,696 --> 01:26:02,199 The group's done. You know what I called it? 1477 01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:03,784 I can imagine. 1478 01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:07,079 The group's done. You know what I called it? 1479 01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:12,960 OCD OCD GROUP CREATED 1480 01:26:15,045 --> 01:26:16,797 You say you're single? 1481 01:26:16,964 --> 01:26:17,798 That's right. 1482 01:26:17,965 --> 01:26:19,967 Being you wife would be fun. 1483 01:26:20,176 --> 01:26:23,095 Don't you believe it... Blow me! Sorry. 1484 01:26:24,138 --> 01:26:26,599 If you like, we could meet one day for... 1485 01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,893 afternoon tea at a café. 1486 01:26:29,059 --> 01:26:32,938 Of course... Fucking tart! Sorry again. 1487 01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:35,983 Jesus! You have an endless repertoire. 1488 01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:41,655 'Bye, 'Bye. 'Bye. 'Bye. 1489 01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:43,824 -'Bye. -'Bye. 'Bye. 1490 01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:50,664 Do you know where there's a taxi around here? 1491 01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:53,167 Yes. Mine, I'll take you. 1492 01:26:53,334 --> 01:26:55,169 But it's no charge. 1493 01:26:55,336 --> 01:26:58,297 Today's open bar, honey lamb! 1494 01:26:58,464 --> 01:26:59,131 Fresh! 1495 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:04,720 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1496 01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:10,226 Federico, can I take you anywhere? 1497 01:27:10,768 --> 01:27:13,437 I live close by. I'll walk. 1498 01:27:13,604 --> 01:27:16,023 Thanks, buddy. You're... 1499 01:27:16,649 --> 01:27:17,691 ...a star. 1500 01:28:14,832 --> 01:28:17,835 You slut, gimme those melons. 1501 01:28:18,002 --> 01:28:19,670 Doctor Palomero! 1502 01:28:20,254 --> 01:28:22,089 If it weren't for the fact that I can't help it, 1503 01:28:22,256 --> 01:28:23,549 I would've smacked you one. 1504 01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:26,719 Sorry, it was a real intense group. 1505 01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:28,304 It's the tiredness. 1506 01:28:30,389 --> 01:28:31,515 I hope so. 1507 01:28:31,682 --> 01:28:33,309 No double meanings. 1508 01:28:33,559 --> 01:28:35,394 - How was I? - Scary! 1509 01:28:35,561 --> 01:28:38,814 - Too hammy. - On the contrary. 1510 01:28:38,981 --> 01:28:40,774 It was perfect, the job's yours. 1511 01:28:40,941 --> 01:28:43,777 My last assistant didn't last two therapies. 1512 01:28:43,944 --> 01:28:45,779 And they saw through her. 1513 01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:48,240 The advantages of hiring an unemployed actress. 1514 01:28:48,407 --> 01:28:51,160 - I thought you weren't coming. - I'll be in my office, taking notes. 1515 01:28:51,327 --> 01:28:53,203 Were you able to organize next week's group? 1516 01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:54,580 - All set. - Good. 1517 01:28:54,747 --> 01:28:56,415 Tell me, will it be as much fun as this one? 1518 01:28:56,582 --> 01:28:58,083 No way! 1519 01:29:16,352 --> 01:29:18,979 Good, see how you can do it? It's fine, huh? 1520 01:29:24,068 --> 01:29:25,611 Great! 1521 01:30:12,116 --> 01:30:13,117 Hello! 1522 01:30:17,246 --> 01:30:18,914 - Hello. - Congratulations. 1523 01:30:19,081 --> 01:30:20,374 Thank you. 1524 01:30:21,875 --> 01:30:24,002 - Do you want to hold him? - No! 1525 01:30:24,169 --> 01:30:26,004 You look wonderful with her. 1526 01:30:34,388 --> 01:30:36,807 Relax, relax. 1527 01:30:36,974 --> 01:30:39,893 It's all going fine. It's all going fine. 1528 01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:42,938 A light flows through my body. 1529 01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:47,025 A light flows through my body. Now I feel the peace. 1530 01:30:47,192 --> 01:30:48,944 Now I feel the peace. 1531 01:30:50,028 --> 01:30:51,530 I can feel your breathing... 1532 01:30:51,697 --> 01:30:54,533 I'm going to "body pump", this girl's a pain in the ass. 1533 01:31:22,269 --> 01:31:23,061 Good morning. 1534 01:31:24,354 --> 01:31:25,689 Dr. Palomero? 1535 01:31:27,691 --> 01:31:31,028 No, the receptionist just told me that his flight 1536 01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:33,155 is delayed. 1537 01:31:35,782 --> 01:31:38,702 Your fucking motherfucking mother! 1538 01:31:39,995 --> 01:31:41,830 No need to be like that. 1539 01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:49,379 Sorry. Sorry. 1540 01:36:05,427 --> 01:36:06,887 Translation: Lindsay Moxham 1541 01:36:07,053 --> 01:36:08,638 Subtitles: LASERFILM 104662