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[ROARS]
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[ROARS]
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[BUZZER SOUNDING]
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[BLOWS NOSE]
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[BUZZER SOUNDING]
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[BUZZER SOUNDING OUT
BRIDAL MARCH]
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[BRIDAL MARCH PLAYING]
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Guests: AW.
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[VOICES INDISTINCT
BENEATH MUSIC]
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[CHEERING]
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OH...
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MRS. SLOVATNY!
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ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
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BREAK IT UP.
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YOU'RE GOING ON OUR
HONEYMOON WITH ME.
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COME ON.
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OH!
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OH.
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[WOMEN SQUEALING]
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BYE-BYE!
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GOOD-BYE!
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BYE!
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BYE-BYE!
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BYE!
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BYE-BYE!
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BYE-BYE!
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ISABEL...
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THIS IS A 1939
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BLACK CADILLAC
STATION WAGON.
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IT'S NOT A HEARSE.
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BUT IF IT...
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IF IT COMES FROM
BURT MYERS' MORTUARY--
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THEN IT'S A GREAT BUY
AT 500 BUCKS,
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'CAUSE IT STANDS
TO REASON
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THAT WHOEVER DROVE IT
FOR BURT MYERS' MORTUARY
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WAS NO HOT-RODDING KID.
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LOOK, LITTLE BIT,
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SAY YOU CARRY COAL
A COUPLE OF TIMES IN A--
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IN A THUNDERBIRD.
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DOESN'T NECESSARILY
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MAKE THE THUNDERBIRD
A COAL TRUCK, DOES IT?
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NO.
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BUT IF...
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BUT IF THIS CAR...
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HAS GONE
147,000 MILES...
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WHAT WAS CARRIED IN IT
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WAS CARRIED IN IT MORE
THAN A COUPLE OF TIMES.
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IT'S NOT THAT I MIND,
GEORGE,
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IT'S JUST THAT...
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IT WAS SUCH
A SURPRISE.
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I MEAN, AT FIRST GLANCE,
RIGHT AFTER GETTING MARRIED.
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OH, YOU SURE WERE HAPPY
ABOUT THAT, TOO.
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BAWLING OVER
THAT HEAD NURSE
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LIKE SHE WAS YOUR LAST
FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
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AND AFTER TELLING ME
100 TIMES
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WHAT A BLOOD-SUCKING
OLD HARPY SHE IS.
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WELL, I'M SORRY YOU THINK
I'M A HYPOCRITE.
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NO, LITTLE BIT,
I DIDN'T CALL YOU--
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IT'S JUST I HAD A MOMENT
OF FEELING LONELY--
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GETTING MARRIED
WITHOUT DADDY
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OR POOR MAMA
BEING THERE
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AND GOING OFF
TO A STRANGE PLACE...
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WAIT. YOU PICKED MIAMI!
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WITH A STRANGE MAN
I'M NOT EVEN RELATED TO...
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IN A HEARSE!
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ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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I THOUGHT AT LEAST
I KNOW MRS. SLOVATNY.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE
GOING TO MIAMI, FLORIDA
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WITH MRS. SLOVATNY.
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I DON'T WANNA GO
WITH MRS. SLOVATNY.
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I WANNA GO WITH YOU
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU--
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WHICH IS WHY
I MARRIED YOU!
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ONLY THAT LITTLE FACT
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WOULD BE A LITTLE EASIER
TO REMEMBER
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IF YOU'D STOP
SHOUTING AT ME!
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WHO'S SHOUTING?!
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'CAUSE I'M NOT USED
TO BEING SHOUTED AT!
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[SNIFFLES]
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[TURNS RADIO ON]
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Singers: ♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
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A RADIO IN A...
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♪ OH, WHAT FUN
IT IS TO RIDE ♪
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♪ IN A ONE-HORSE
OPEN SLEIGH ♪
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♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
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♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
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I GUESS THEY MUST'VE
PLAYED IT
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ON THE WAY BACK.
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♪ IN A ONE-HORSE
OPEN SLEIGH ♪
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♪ DASHING
THROUGH THE SNOW ♪
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♪ IN A ONE-HORSE
OPEN SLEIGH ♪
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♪ O'ER THE FIELDS
WE GO... ♪
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[CHRISTMAS MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO]
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OHH. THINK IT'LL BE
A WHITE CHRISTMAS, HONEY?
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WON'T MATTER TO US.
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WE GONNA BE LYING
ON THE NICE, WARM SAND
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IN MIAMI, FLORIDA.
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HMM.
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HEY, LITTLE BIT,
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TAKE A LOOK BACK
AT ST. LOUIS.
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MAY BE YOUR LAST LOOK.
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I DID IT, HONEY.
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I QUIT MY JOB YESTERDAY.
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GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
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YEP.
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I DON'T THINK
THAT'S ONE BIT AMUSING.
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I'M TELLIN--
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GEORGE, I...
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I THOUGHT MARRIED PEOPLE
WERE SUPPOSED TO...
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DISCUSS IMPORTANT DECISIONS
WITH EACH OTHER.
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4:00 YESTERDAY
AFTERNOON,
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WHEN I MADE THAT
PARTICULAR DECISION,
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WE WEREN'T MARRIED.
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WELL, WE ARE NOW.
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OH, THAT'S THE TRUTH.
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OH.
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MIND TELLING ME
WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO?
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WE'RE GONNA GO
TO MIAMI, FLORIDA
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AND LIE ON THE NICE,
WARM SAND.
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OH, NO WE ARE NOT.
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WE ARE GONNA
FIND YOU A JOB.
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT WHAT KIND
OF A JOB TONIGHT.
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OH, I...
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I MEAN...
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NO, I MEAN, LIKE WHILE
WE'RE HAVING DINNER?
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AND THEN WE'LL START
LOOKING TOMORROW.
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AND WE WON'T STOP
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UNTIL WE FIND
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR.
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[TURNS OFF RADIO]
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HONEY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SH--
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[TURNS RADIO ON]
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Rockabilly singers:
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♪ JINGLE BELLS ♪
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♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
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♪ OH, WHAT FUN
IT IS TO RIDE ♪
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George: INFORMATION?
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I'D LIKE THE NUMBER
OF MR. RALPH BATES.
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HIGH POINT, TENNESSEE.
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WILL YOU GET IT FOR ME?
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THANK YOU, OPERATOR.
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HELLO.
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THIS IS GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
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IS MR. BATES AT HOME?
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HE'S AT THE CHRISTMAS
PARTY AT THE OFFICE?
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YOU TELL HIM I'LL CALL HIM
IN THE MORNING
WHEN HE SOBERS UP.
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THANK YOU.
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[COIN CLANKS]
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♪ ...ONE-HORSE
OPEN SLEIGH ♪
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♪ JINGLE BELLS ♪
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♪ JINGLE BELLS ♪
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♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
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YEAH, THAT'S ME.
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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LUCKY.
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SOMETHING TO WARM YOU UP,
MACK, YOU KNOW?
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I DON'T NEED THAT!
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I JUST LIKE IT.
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[LAUGHING]
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♪ ...ALL THE WAY ♪
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WELL...
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IT'LL MAKE A CUTE STORY
TO TELL, UH,
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TELL PEOPLE, WON'T IT?
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I MEAN,
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HAVING OUR WEDDING DINNER
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.
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WHAT'S A MATTER
WITH A PLACE LIKE THIS?
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I JUST MEAN IT'S, UH,
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A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL.
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THAT'S WHAT SO CUTE
ABOUT IT.
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MIGHT DO US SOME GOOD
AT THAT.
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IT'S GETTING COLD
IN THAT CAR.
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A LITTLE COLD ALL OVER.
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I NOTICED.
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WELL,
DOWN THE HATCH.
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YOU AREN'T GONNA
GET INTOXICATED,
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ARE YOU, HONEY?
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I--I MEAN,
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YOU'VE ALREADY HAD
QUITE A LOT OF BEER, DEAR.
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WHEN WE WERE GOING
AROUND, YOU DIDN'T KEEP
A TALLY ON WHAT I DRANK.
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I'M NOT KEEPING A TALLY.
I--
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THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE
NOBODY IS GONNA
COUNT DRINKS
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ON GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
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THAT-A-BOY!
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YOU TELL HER!
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Man: ALRIGHT, KID.
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[APPLAUSE DIES OUT]
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YOU WANT SOME KETCHUP?
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[NERVOUS LAUGH]
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NO, THANK YOU.
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LOOKS...
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LOOKS LIKE
QUITE A GOOD STEAK.
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THERE IS NOTHING
LIKE A GOOD STEAK.
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MMM.
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DID YOU GET YOUR FRIEND
RALPH BATES?
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NO, I TALKED
TO THE BABY-SITTER.
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SEE, RALPH WAS OUT
AT A PARTY
WITH HIS FRAU.
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MMM.
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WHAT KIND OF CHILD
DO THEY HAVE--THE BATES'?
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MMM. A BOY OR A GIRL?
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[CHUCKLES]
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ONE OR THE OTHER.
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[LAUGHTER]
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OHH.
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MMM. YOU GONNA BE
CRAZY ABOUT OLD RALPH.
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WHEN WE WERE IN KOREA
TOGETHER,
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EVERY GUY IN THE AIR FORCE
WOULD GO TO HIM,
WHEN THINGS GOT FOULED UP.
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THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA
TALK TO HIM ABOUT.
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IT'S NOT A JOB, ACTUALLY.
IT'S MORE OF A--
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OF AN OPPORTUNITY.
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ONE THAT'D SET ME UP
FOR LIFE.
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WE GONNA STOP OFF THERE
TOMORROW.
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YOU'RE ROUSING
MY CURIOSITY.
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AFTER I TALK IT OVER
WITH RALPH.
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IF I CAN ONLY WAIT TILL
TOMORROW TO DISCUSS
THE ASPECTS WITH HIM.
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MY GOODNESS.
IF IT'S ALL
THAT IMPORTANT,
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WE SHOULD JUST
DRIVE ALL NIGHT
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TO HIGH POINT,
TENNESSEE.
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I'D LIKE TO,
BUT I DON'T KNOW HIS WIFE.
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TO BARGE IN ON THEM
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE--
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OH, THAT WOULD BE
INCONSIDERATE, WOULDN'T IT?
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ALMOST AS INCONSIDERATE
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AS DRIVING ALL NIGHT
WOULD BE TO ME!
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AND YOU--AND YOU DON'T
KNOW ME VERY WELL, EITHER.
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OR WANT TO,
IT LOOKS LIKE.
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WHAT'S A MATTER
WITH YOU?
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WITH ME?!
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MOST MEN
IN YOUR POSITION
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WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT
THEIR BRIDES RIGHT NOW,
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NOT LIFE OPPORTUNITIES
OR ANYTHING ELSE--
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ABOUT IF I WAS COLD
OR NERVOUS OR TIRED.
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ABOUT FINDING
A NICE PLACE TO STAY.
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I PICKED A PLACE ON THE WAY
TO MIAMI, FLORIDA.
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MOST MEN ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT
WOULD SHOW A LITTLE INTEREST
IN THAT WEDDING NIGHT.
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THAT'S WHY I SAY
IF THERE'S SOMETHING
THE MATTER WITH ONE OF US,
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GEORGE HAVERSTICK,
THAT ONE IS NOT ME.
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[UTENSILS CLATTER]
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AHEM.
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OH.
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COME ON.
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GEORGE, UH...
I GOT UPSET BECAUSE--
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I KNOW. GET UP.
I THOUGHT YOU JUST
RARING TO GO.
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GO WHERE?!
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I AM NOT GONNA GO
JUST ANYWHERE.
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I WOULDN'T DREAM
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00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,311
OF TAKING YOU
JUST ANYWHERE.
244
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,074
HEY, MISTER, CAN YOU--
245
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,909
SHH. FOLKS IS SLEEPING.
246
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,786
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF--
247
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,335
ARE WE GONNA
STAY HERE?
248
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,338
IT'S 2:00
IN THE MORNING.
249
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,883
YOU WANT US
TO KEEP DRIVING?
250
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,762
MAY I HAVE MY LITTLE BLUE
ZIPPER BAG, PLEASE, GEORGE?
251
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:03,782
AAH!
252
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,075
OH!
253
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,327
OOH.
254
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,454
OH.
255
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,997
OH. OH!
256
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,974
NOT BAD, HUH?
OR IT WON'T BE
ONCE IT'S WARM.
257
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,226
[CHUCKLES]
258
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,861
LOOKS CLEAN ANYWAY.
259
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,738
COME ON IN, LITTLE BIT.
STAY AWHILE.
260
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,285
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
261
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,375
AH.
262
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,675
WHOA.
263
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,643
[PIANO BEING PLAYED
HORRIBLY]
264
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,103
OH.
265
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,027
SKIP. SKIP!
266
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,571
[WHISPERING]
Where's Mommy?
267
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,031
IN THE KITCHEN.
268
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,409
[PLAYING HORRIBLY]
269
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,994
DON'T DO THAT, SKIP.
270
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,121
SKIP. NO.
IT'S TOO EARLY
IN THE MORNING.
271
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,873
DON'T DO THAT.
PLEASE.
272
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,499
THANK YOU, BOY.
273
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,765
AHEM.
274
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,601
STILL TALKING TO ME?
275
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,690
ALRIGHT, DON'T DIE.
276
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,528
YOU ACTED LIKE ANYONE
WITH 5 DOUBLE-MARTINIS
IN HIM.
277
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,863
NO BETTER, NO WORSE.
278
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,573
[DOOR SLAMS]
279
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,866
OH.
280
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,369
WHEW.
281
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,579
HOW'S THE HEAD?
282
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,039
GUESS.
283
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,208
COME ON,
HAVE SOME COFFEE.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
284
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,043
NO, I WON'T. NO.
285
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,505
IF YOU'D HOLLER AT ME,
AND TELL ME I DISGRACED YOU
AT THE PARTY,
286
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,382
THEN I MIGHT FEEL BETTER.
287
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,343
GONNA HAVE
TO FEEL BETTER
SOME OTHER WAY.
288
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,928
LIKE, FOR INSTANCE...
289
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,346
FOR INSTANCE WHAT?
290
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,723
SEEING DADDY THE MINUTE
YOU GET TO THE PLANT.
291
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,058
APOLOGIZING.
292
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,726
[PIANO BEING PLAYED
HORRIBLY]
293
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,019
DADDY DOESN'T FEEL WELL,
JUNIOR.
294
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,230
YOU GO PLAY SOMEWHERE
ELSE LIKE A GOOD BOY.
295
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,564
YOU GOT A STOMACH ACHE?
296
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,567
MMM. AMONG OTHER THINGS.
297
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,112
DOTTY, CAN'T YOU GET THAT
DOLL AWAY FROM HIM? HUH?
298
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,697
DOESN'T LOOK NICE
FOR A BOY.
299
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,448
HE'S ONLY 4 YEARS OLD.
300
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:35,619
WELL, THAT'S NONE TOO SOON
TO GET WHAT HE IS
FIRMLY FIXED IN HIS MIND.
301
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,913
AND WILL YOU STOP
CALLING HIM JUNIOR?
302
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,332
PLEASE.
AS A PERSONAL FAVOR.
303
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:44,378
HONEY, I KNOW
YOU HATE THE IDEA
OF APOLOGIZING TO DADDY.
304
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,632
[SIGHS]
305
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,260
YOU BETTER BRIEF ME
ON LAST NIGHT.
306
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,553
I WOULDN'T WANT
TO APOLOGIZE
307
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,388
FOR SOMETHING I MIGHT'VE
FORGOTTEN TO SAY.
308
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,265
OH, YOU DIDN'T
FORGET MUCH.
309
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,225
YOU SAID YOU HAD
BATTLE FATIGUE
310
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,394
FROM LISTENING TO HIM
BORE PEOPLE.
311
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,438
THEN WHEN THE OTHERS
SAID THEY WEREN'T BORED,
312
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,649
YOU SAID YOU HAD TO
GIVE HIM CREDIT--DADDY--
313
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,610
BECAUSE IT TOOK TALENT
TO TURN A WHOLE ROOMFUL
OF PEOPLE
314
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,947
INTO MEALY-MOUTHEDHYPOCRITES LIKE HIMSELF.
315
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,241
YOU SURE I WAS DRUNK?
316
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,410
OKAY, OKAY.
ANYTHING ELSE?
317
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,665
OH, NEVERMIND.
JUST LOOK ON
THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT.
318
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,042
ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS MARCH INTO HIS OFFICE,
319
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,628
TELL HIM YOU HAD TOO MUCH
CHRISTMAS CHEER AND YOU
320
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,963
DIDN'T MEAN A WORD.
321
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,174
THAT'S THE BRIGHT SIDE,
HUH?
322
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:33,427
JUST BE HONEST WITH HIM,
RALPHIE.
323
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,804
YOU'LL BE SURPRISED
HOW HE RESPONDS.
324
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,806
YOU WERE DRUNK
AND THE TRUTH CAME OUT!
325
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,142
I HAD NO RIGHT TO
SAY WHAT I DID.
326
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,935
NOT AT YOUR PARTY
IN YOUR HOUSE.
327
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,479
THAT'S WHAT
I'M APOLOGIZING FOR.
328
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,607
IT'S YOUR ATTITUDE
YOU OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE FOR--
329
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,485
WHICH I'VE HAD
A BELLYFUL OF.
IT AIN'T RESPECTFUL.
330
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,112
I'VE NEVER SAID
A DISRESPECTFUL WORD
TO YOU IN MY LIFE...
331
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,238
TILL LAST NIGHT.
332
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,240
YOU'VE NEVER SAID
A GOOD WORD, EITHER.
333
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,117
I GIVE YOU A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY HERE,
334
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,410
WHICH ANY OTHER
YOUNG FELLA
335
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,329
WOULD GET DOWN
ON HIS KNEES FOR.
336
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,414
THE SAME OPPORTUNITY
MY FATHER-IN-LAW,
337
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,292
THE LAST PRESIDENT
OF REGAL DAIRY, GAVE ME.
338
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,877
ONLY I DIDN'T SNEER
AT HIM.
339
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,253
I WAS GRATEFUL.
340
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,256
LIKE YOU OUGHT
TO BE GRATEFUL.
341
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,384
FOR WHAT?
I EARN EVERY PENNY
I GET HERE.
342
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,137
I EARN A LOT MORE
PENNIES THAN I GET HERE.
343
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,389
AH, SO THAT'S
THE GRIPE, IS IT?
344
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,850
THE BIG WAR HERO'S
ALL BURNED UP
345
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,645
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET
A CHRISTMAS RAISE
OR PROMOTION.
346
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,022
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, YOUNG FELLA.
347
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,191
THE WAY I'M BEGINNING
TO FEEL ABOUT YOU,
348
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,152
YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU STILL HAVE A JOB.
349
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,613
ALIGHT.
350
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,533
YOU TOLD ME.
351
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,910
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU.
352
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,663
DON'T WANNA
HEAR ABOUT IT.
353
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,706
NO, NO. OH,
BUT I WANNA SAY IT--
354
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,167
JUST WHAT I THINK
ABOUT THIS GREAT JOB
355
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,586
AND WHAT YOU CAN DO
WITH IT.
356
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,213
AND YOU LET HIM?!
357
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,882
WHY IF YOU'D EVER TALKED
THAT WAY TO MY DADDY,
358
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,718
HE'D HAVE
HORSEWHIPPED YOU.
359
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,762
I AM NOT CRITICIZING,
STUART.
360
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,764
I AM JUST STATING A FACT.
361
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,141
STUART.
STUART, LISTEN.
362
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,310
STUART, YOU HAD BETTER
TAKE A BICARB.
363
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,605
I DON'T WANT TO BE
UP ALL NIGHT
WITH YOUR STOMACH.
364
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,776
WELL, YOUR FINE HUSBAND
HAS JUST...
365
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,778
Q-U-I-T HIS JOB.
366
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,114
RALPH?
367
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,533
OH, NO.
368
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,327
THAT MAN OUGHT
TO BE GRATEFUL
EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE
369
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,621
THAT YOUR DADDY TOOK HIM
INTO THE BUSINESS.
370
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,207
B-BUT HE ACTS LIKE
HE'S DONE US THE FAVOR.
371
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,752
TREATS YOU
LIKE A DOORMAT,
A--A PIECE OF FURNITURE.
372
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,671
I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO FIND OUT
373
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:36,341
EXACTLY WHERE IT IS
THAT YOU STAND.
374
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,136
WHY...
375
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,138
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
376
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:45,183
RALPH IS WALKING OUT
ON REGAL DAIRY PRODUCTS,
377
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,894
NOT ON ME.
378
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,854
ONCE THEY START
WALKING OUT,
379
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,106
WHO KNOWS WHAT
THEY'LL WALK OUT ON.
380
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:52,316
WELL, GIRLS,
381
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,525
WHAT'S NEW?
382
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,027
HI, SKIPPY BOY.
383
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,656
I SEE YOU KNOW
WHAT'S NEW.
384
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,702
I DIDN'T KNOW
I WAS GONNA DO IT, BABY.
385
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,954
I JUST GOT
CARRIED AWAY.
386
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,166
HEY, BUT I KNEW YOU'D
GO ALONG WITH ME.
387
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,254
YOU--YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME
A THOUGHT.
ME OR JUNIOR.
388
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,172
HONEY--
389
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,131
YOU NEVER DO.
390
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,050
PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM
JUNIOR.
391
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,801
I'LL CALL HIM ANYTHING
I WANT.
392
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:24,181
I DON'T HAVE
TO TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU
ABOUT WHAT TO CALL HIM!
393
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,141
OKAY.
394
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:28,852
THEN IT'S EVERY MAN
FOR HIMSELF.
395
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,897
AND I'LL START WITH THAT
NEW DOLL YOU SO
KINDLY BOUGHT HIM.
396
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,357
HEY, SKIPPY BOY.
397
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,317
I'M NOT BITING MY NAILS.
398
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,652
THEY'RE YOUR NAILS.
399
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,612
YOU WANNA BITE THEM,
BITE THEM.
400
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,240
HEY, LISTEN, SKIP,
YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING?
401
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,991
RIGHT THIS MINUTE,
SANTA CLAUS
IS COMING
402
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,619
WITH A LOT OF NEW STUFF
FOR YOU. BOY STUFF.
403
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,288
A REINDEER.
I ASKED HIM
IN A DEPARTMENT STORE.
404
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:52,751
OH, UH, YEAH, A REINDEER
OR A FOOTBALL.
405
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,503
A REINDEER!
406
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,549
WELL, THAT'S UP
TO SANTA CLAUS, SKIP.
407
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,594
ANYWAY,
YOU WON'T BE NEEDING
408
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,721
THIS SISSY JUNK ANYMORE,
WILL YOU, HMM?
409
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:05,806
NAH.
410
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,558
MY MOTHER GAVE HIM
THAT DOLL!
411
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,770
NEXT TIME,
SHE'LL KNOW BETTER.
412
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:15,357
ALRIGHT, DOROTHEA,
LET'S GO HOME.
413
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,651
OH, NO,
I'M NOT GOING HOME
WITH YOU.
414
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,487
NOT TILL I KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE I STAND.
415
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,864
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, HONEY?
416
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,367
YOU STAND EXACTLY WHERE
YOU'VE ALWAYS STOOD.
417
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,869
I'M JUST LIKE A--
LIKE A DOORMAT
TO YOU.
418
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,830
A PIECE OF FURNITURE
YOU'RE SO USED TO
419
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,540
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
IT'S THERE!
420
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,710
LET'S GO HOME, HUH?
I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE
HOLLERING TIME YOU WANT,
421
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,045
BUT AT OUR HOUSE, NOT
HERE IN ENEMY TERRITORY.
422
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,382
"ENEMY TERRITORY?!"
THIS IS MY PARENT'S HOME
AND IF YOU--
423
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,550
AAH!
424
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,428
HONEY, IS HE ALRIGHT?
425
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,929
YOU GO AWAY.
426
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:49,016
YOU GET OUT OF HERE,
BECAUSE I'M NEVER
GOING HOME WITH YOU.
427
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,018
DOTTY, YOU KNOW
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
428
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,436
DON'T TELL ME
WHAT I MEAN.
429
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,272
I DON'T NEED YOU
TO TELL ME WHAT I MEAN.
430
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,358
WHEN YOU STOP BEING
HYSTERICAL, CALL ME.
431
00:21:58,442 --> 00:21:59,776
I'LL COME AND GET YOU.
432
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,929
WELL, THANK YOU,
HIGH POINT SUPERMARKET.
433
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,473
[DOG BARKS]
434
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:38,815
[SNAPS]
435
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,234
GO AHEAD.
GO ON, STRONGHEART.
YOU WON'T MELT.
436
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,903
GO ON, BOY.
437
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:44,321
[WHIMPERS]
438
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,115
GO ON.
439
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,125
OH, NO.
440
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,044
OH, NO, YOU DON'T,
YOU SLOB.
441
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:00,128
OUTSIDE OR NOTHING.
442
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,463
[WHIMPERS]
443
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:02,566
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
444
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:06,236
[RING]
445
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,865
[RING]
446
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,410
[RING]
447
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,707
YES?
448
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:22,711
OH, UH, YEAH, YEAH,
OPERATOR,
THIS IS HIM.
449
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,296
GEORGE?
450
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,715
WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU CALLED BACK.
451
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,050
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO?
452
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,053
I'M UP TO MY NECK
IN TROUBLES, BUDDY.
I GOT HITCHED!
453
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,806
YOU GOT MARRIED?!
WELL, I'LL BE...
454
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,225
NOTHING GREAT ABOUT IT.
I WISH I WAS BACK--
455
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,561
HEY, HEY, HEY.
HOLD ON, BOY.
456
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:43,398
HEY, NOW, WHOA, WHOA.
457
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:45,901
DID YOU EVER HEAR OF A GIRL
ACTING LIKE THAT?!
458
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,527
NOW, YOU TELL
THE TRUTH, MAN!
459
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,154
SON, THIS IS ALL
PERFECTLY NATURAL.
460
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,364
YOU JUST GOING THROUGH
A PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT.
461
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,825
A WEEK AND YOU'LL
BE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.
462
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,202
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I'LL BE--
463
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,912
NO, NO, GEORGE.
I'M NOT LAUGHING.
464
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,622
I SAID
YOU'D BE LAUGHING.
465
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,707
YOU JUST HAUL YOUR
KEISTER OVER HERE, OKAY?
466
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,042
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
467
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:06,213
I AM IN HELL,
THAT'S WHERE I AM.
I AM IN HELL.
468
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,840
NO, I MEAN
GEOGRAPHICALLY, BOY.
469
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,259
FINE, FINE.
NOW, YOU JUST
KEEP RIGHT ON IT
470
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,053
TILL YOU GET
TO CHANCELLORVILLE.
471
00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:14,429
YEAH.
472
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,855
$3.50, BUD.
ALL YOUR TROUBLES
ARE OVER.
473
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,321
YEAH.
474
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,367
[HORN HONKING]
475
00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:40,497
[AOOGAH]
476
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,083
GEORGE?
477
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,084
HEY, RALPH!
478
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:45,126
[BANGING ON CAR DOOR]
479
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,920
WHAT'D YOU SAY, BOY?!
480
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:50,590
WHOOP. HEY, PARK IT
IN THE DRIVEWAY
AND HURRY UP, MAN!
481
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:53,343
I FORGOT MY SHOES.
I'LL GO GET THEM.
482
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:58,723
I'D LIKE MY LITTLE BLUE
ZIPPER BAG, PLEASE, GEORGE.
483
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,935
ALRIGHT, BUT LOOK,
THIS GUY IS MY BEST FRIEND,
AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE,
484
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:05,480
SO WOULD YOU TRY NOT
TO ACT AS IF I'VE BEEN
TORTURING YOU?
485
00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:08,108
BUT, GEORGE, YOU HAVE
BEEN TORTURING ME.
486
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:09,609
EVERY MINUTE
AND EVERY MILE
487
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,486
OF THIS SO-CALLED
HONEYMOON TRIP,
488
00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:14,906
OF WHICH YOU HAVE MADE
A SHEER, UNMITIGATED HELL!
489
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,331
[GRUMBLES]
490
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,342
OH! NO, NO, DON'T!
491
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,510
♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE
ALL DRESSED IN-- ♪
492
00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:37,846
NO! NO, DON'T!
493
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:41,182
OH, I NEVER WANNA SEE
RICE AGAIN IN MY LIFE--
494
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,350
NOT UNCOOKED, ANYHOW.
495
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,518
[CHUCKLES]
496
00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:45,562
WELL, IT IS A PAIN,
ISN'T IT?
497
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,689
OH, I--EXCUSE ME.
498
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,524
I'M ISABEL CRANE,
MR. BATES.
499
00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:52,527
WHY, I THOUGHT YOU MARRIED
THAT BOY NOW.
500
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,195
OH, I MEAN...
501
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,363
MRS. GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
502
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,364
[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
503
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,074
OH, THE DRIVEWAY'S
TOO STEEP.
504
00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,868
WHAT KINDA CAR'S
OLD GEORGE GOT THERE?
505
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,870
LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM
FUNERAL COACHES.
506
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,372
MR. BATES, YOU HAVE HIT
THE NAIL ON THE HEAD
507
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,166
WITH THE HEAD
OF THE HAMMER.
508
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,417
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
509
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,337
IT OUGHT TO BE RETIRED
WITH AN OLD AGE PENSION.
510
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,797
[LAUGHING]
511
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,966
THAT'S A FUNNY CHOICE
FOR A HONEYMOON TRIP.
512
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:18,386
OH, GEORGE KNEW
WHAT HE WAS DOING.
513
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,599
HE CHOSE
THE PROPER VEHICLE
FOR THE OCCASION.
514
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:23,767
HUH?
515
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:27,395
OH, I LOVE SPANISH-TYPE
ARCHITECTURE.
516
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,148
MISSION-TYPE HOUSES.
517
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:32,233
OH, TH-THIS IS SUCH
A...
518
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:35,653
I MEAN,
SUCH A SWEET HOUSE.
519
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:41,076
WELL, HOW GOES IT,
HONEY?
520
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,244
MARRIAGE IN ORBIT?
HMM?
521
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,914
UH, OH,
EVERYTHING IS JUST...
522
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,874
JUST FINE.
523
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,210
[BANG]
524
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,712
Isabelle: GEORGE!
525
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,756
WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING?
526
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:56,091
HMM.
527
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,301
WHY, THAT IS EVERY BAG
I HAVE...
528
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,637
EXCEPT MY LITTLE
BLUE ZIPPER BAG,
529
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,056
WHICH IS ALL I WANTED.
530
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,308
[CAR IGNITION GRINDS]
531
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,268
HE--HEY.
532
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:08,395
HEY, GEORGE!
533
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:09,437
HEY, GEORGE.
534
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,190
HEY, GEORGE,
WHERE YOU GOING?!
535
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,274
HEY, GEORGIE!
536
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,275
YO!
537
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,276
[WHISTLES]
538
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,444
GEO--
539
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,490
WELL...
540
00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:27,080
UH...
541
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:28,623
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
542
00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:29,707
UH, HE, UH...
543
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:30,917
HE...
544
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,836
JUST A LITTLE...
545
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,672
WELL, UH...
546
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,218
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
547
00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:44,139
HE JUST--JUST GOT
IN THE CAR
AND DROVE OFF.
548
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,890
YOU'RE RIGHT.
549
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,937
HE'S DEPOSITED ME
ON YOUR HANDS
AND DRIVEN AWAY.
550
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,439
YEAH.
551
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,232
OH, HOW FUNNY.
552
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:55,400
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
553
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:56,317
[LAUGHS]
554
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,402
OH, ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
555
00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,654
HA. YEAH. YEAH.
556
00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:02,574
IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME,
THOUGH.
557
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:04,617
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE,
I HAD...
558
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:08,329
I HAD A FEELING THAT
THE FIRST CHANCE HE GOT
HE WOULD ABANDON ME SOMEWHERE.
559
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,874
OH, HEY. HEY, NOW.
NOW, LOOK. NOW, LOOK.
560
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,334
I'VE KNOWN THAT BOY
A LONG TIME,
561
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,337
AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN
SORT OF WAY OUT.
562
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:19,382
NEVER WAY OUT
THAT FAR.
563
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,469
YOU JUST THOUGHT
YOU KNEW HIM, MR. BATES.
564
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:27,682
SO DID I,
BUT I--I MARRIED
A STRANGER.
565
00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:29,893
WE ALL DO THAT.
566
00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:33,605
UH, WHERE IS YOUR WIFE?
WHERE IS MRS. BATES?
567
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:36,524
SHE'S, UH, NOT HERE
RIGHT NOW.
568
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:40,945
OH!
OH, I AM SUCH A FOOL.
569
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,822
[SOBBING]
570
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,617
OH, WHY DIDN'T
I KNOW BETTER?
571
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,286
CAN YOU...
CAN YOU
ANSWER ME THAT?
572
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,205
HEY, HEY, HEY, NOW.
573
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,458
COME ON NOW, HONEY.
NOW, LET'S GET OVER
TO THE FIRE, HUH?
574
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:56,044
LET'S GET THAT DAMP COAT
OFF, HUH?
575
00:29:56,127 --> 00:30:00,089
THAT'S IT. NOW, I'M SURE
THAT BOY'S COMING BACK.
576
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,342
I AM NOW POSITIVE OF IT.
577
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:03,510
[CHUCKLES]
578
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,845
UH, THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE
SUIT YOU'RE WEARING.
579
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,514
WERE YOU MARRIED
IN THAT?
580
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:12,018
YES, I WAS MARRIED
IN THIS LITTLE
TRAVELING SUIT.
581
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,728
APPROPRIATELY.
582
00:30:13,811 --> 00:30:18,399
WELL, NOW,
YOU COULDN'T HAVE LOOKED
PRETTIER IN WHITE SATIN.
583
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,277
LET'S GET THOSE DAMP SHOES
AND STOCKINGS OFF, HUH?
584
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:24,239
COME ON.
SIT YOU RIGHT THERE.
585
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,198
THAT'S IT.
586
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,908
OH, YOU HAVE SUCH A--
587
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:32,205
A SWEET LITTLE HOUSE
AND SUCH A SWEET
LITTLE BAR.
588
00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:34,541
YEAH...
EVERYTHING'S SWEET HERE.
589
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,167
WHERE IS YOUR WIFE,
MR. BATES?
590
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,836
OH, SHE'S NOT HERE
RIGHT NOW.
591
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,422
SHE'S GONNA BE OUTRAGED.
592
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,550
YOU KNOW, I TOLD GEORGE
THAT CHRISTMAS EVE
593
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:48,429
WAS NO TIME TO INTRUDE IN
ON A YOUNG, MARRIED COUPLE.
594
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,515
AH, YOU'RE NOT INTRUDING
ON A THING.
595
00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:54,852
I DID EXPECT IT,
AND YET I DIDN'T
EXPECT IT.
596
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,229
[SNIFFLES]
597
00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:58,731
WELL, I MEAN,
IT OCCURRED TO ME.
598
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:03,987
THE POSSIBILITY OF...
OF HIS ABANDONING ME
SOMEWHERE.
599
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:07,156
BUT I--I THOUGHT
I WAS JUST BEING MORBID.
600
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,909
I'VE THROUGH
A WAR WITH THAT BOY.
I KNOW HIM.
601
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,287
HE'D NEVER
IN A MILLION YEARS
DITCH YOU LIKE THAT--
602
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,414
UNLESS HE'S GONE
OF HIS ROCKER.
603
00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:19,085
WELL, GEORGE HAVERSTICK
WAS NOT A PATIENT
IN NEUROLOGICAL
604
00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:21,462
AT BELVEDERE HOSPITAL
IN ST. LOUIS
605
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,257
BECAUSE HE WAS SO NORMAL.
606
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,174
[SNIFFLES]
607
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:27,885
THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM.
608
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:30,013
I WAS A NURSE.
609
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,849
WELL, I'M STILL A NURSE,
THAT IS.
610
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,934
WHAT WAS THE MATTER
WITH HIM?
611
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,853
THAT IS THE MYSTERY.
612
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,271
HE SHAKES!
613
00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:40,857
THAT'S ALL.
HE JUST SHAKES.
614
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,900
OH, THAT'S COME BACK
ON HIM, HUH?
615
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,944
HMM. HE HAD IT IN KOREA.
616
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,655
OH, IS THAT A CAR?
617
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,698
OH.
618
00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:56,456
NO, IT ISN'T.
619
00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:00,335
[SIGHS]
620
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:01,669
ANYWAY...
621
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,802
THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM.
622
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,179
GEORGE.
623
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:15,683
GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
624
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,185
AT BELVEDERE.
625
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,272
I HAD HIM
ON THE NIGHT SHIFT.
626
00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:24,359
MY, DIDN'T HE KEEP ME
RUNNING.
627
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,860
OH.
628
00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:29,113
THAT LITTLE BUZZER
WAS JUST NEVER OUT
OF HIS HAND.
629
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,406
COULDN'T SLEEP
UNDER SEDATION--
630
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,700
AND I SENT ENOUGH TO
KNOCK AN ELEPHANT OUT--
631
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,577
UNLESS...
632
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,204
UNLESS I WAS THERE.
633
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:38,122
OHH...
634
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:41,125
I WAS VERY TOUCHED
BY HIM.
635
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,295
HONESTLY, I WAS VERY
TOUCHED BY THAT BOY.
636
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:45,713
HE WAS...
637
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,716
OH, HE WAS SO HANDSOME
AND SO...
638
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,635
AFFLICTED.
639
00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:53,429
SO AFFLICTED AND...
640
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,890
SO HANDSOME.
641
00:32:55,973 --> 00:32:59,227
I THOUGHT HE SINCERELY
LOVED ME.
642
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:02,397
AND THAT I'D MAKE HIM
HAPPY.
643
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,357
[ISABEL SNIFFLES]
644
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,360
[LAUGHS]
645
00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,612
DARN. I'VE CAUGHT
A HEAD COLD.
646
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:12,448
I GUESS IT'S FATIGUE...
647
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:13,449
EXHAUSTION.
648
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,659
COME ON NOW.
649
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,078
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
A LITTLE...
650
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,538
PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT.
651
00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,164
THAT'S ALL.
652
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,541
WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE
653
00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:24,168
HE TOOK MY LITTLE
BLUE ZIPPER BAG?
654
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,422
IT HAD ALL
MY NIGHT THINGS IN IT.
655
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,883
UNLESS HE INTENDS TO...
656
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:34,303
TO PICK UP
A FEMALE COMPANION.
657
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:38,516
COME ON, MARGE.
658
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:39,517
NO!
659
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,768
PLEASE?
660
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:41,728
NO.
661
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:42,812
PLEASE, MARGE?
662
00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:44,272
NO!
663
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:45,940
COME ON.
664
00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:48,484
YOU KNOW WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
665
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:49,444
NO.
666
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:51,154
YOU'RE A DOPE!
667
00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:54,115
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!
A BIG DOPE!
668
00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:02,957
PLEASE, MARGIE.
669
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,186
DO YOU KNOW, MR. BATES,
GEORGE DIDN'T BOTHER
TELLING ME
670
00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:27,482
TILL AFTER THE CEREMONY
THAT HE QUIT HIS JOB?
671
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:30,651
DID YOU EVER HEAR
OF SUCH A THING?
672
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,738
A MAN QUITTING HIS JOB
WITHOUT TELLING
HIS WIFE!
673
00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:36,949
AH, GEORGE
IS A HIGH-STRUNG BOY,
I'LL GRANT YOU,
674
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,951
BUT THEY DON'T MAKE THEM
ANY BETTER.
675
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,329
WELL, IF THEY DON'T
MAKE THEM ANY BETTER
676
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,663
THAN GEORGE HAVERSTICK,
677
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,500
THEN THEY OUGHT TO STOP
PRODUCTION.
678
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,834
[LAUGHING]
679
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,128
I MEAN IT.
I MEAN IT.
680
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:51,255
IF HE IS THE BEST
THEY MAKE THEM,
681
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:54,467
THEN I SAY
DON'T MAKE THEM.
682
00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:57,553
I TOLD HIM THE MINUTE
I LOST MY JOB.
683
00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,180
OH? YOU QUIT, TOO?
684
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:04,352
WELL, I WAS POLITELY
DISMISSED.
685
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,312
MY FIRST DAY
IN SURGERY...
686
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:07,563
I FAINTED.
687
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,441
WHEN THE DOCTOR
MADE THAT INCISION,
688
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:14,862
AND I SAW THAT BLOOD,
I KEELED OVER.
689
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,364
THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE,
HONEY.
690
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:19,784
NOT IN A NURSE, NOT IN
A GIRL WHO HAS SET HER HEART
691
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:22,370
ON BEING
A FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE,
692
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,455
ESTABLISHING CLINICS
IN THE UPPER AMAZON
693
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:25,915
AND WORKING--OH!
694
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:27,208
WHAT IS THAT?!
695
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,584
OH, IT'S NOTHING,
NOTHING.
696
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,253
THE GROUND'S
JUST SETTLING A BIT.
697
00:35:30,336 --> 00:35:32,129
WE GET THAT
ALL THE TIME HERE
698
00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:34,048
BECAUSE THE SUBURB
OF HIGH POINT
699
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,134
IS BUILT OVER A GREAT,
BIG UNDERGROUND CAVERN
700
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,135
AND IS GRADUALLY SINKING
DOWN INTO IT
701
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:40,805
AN INCH OR 2 INCHES
EVERY YEAR.
702
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:41,889
YEAH.
703
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,561
NOW, YOU NOTICE
THOSE CRACKS...
704
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,942
COME ON OVER
TO THE FIRE, HONEY.
705
00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:56,279
DON'T WORRY.
THAT BOY'S COMING BACK
I TELL YOU.
706
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:57,905
HE'S COMING RIGHT BACK.
707
00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,157
NOW...
708
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,993
SORRY I DON'T HAVE
ANY EGGNOG.
709
00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:05,079
OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT.
710
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,330
I DON'T DRINK.
711
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:10,042
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
TO BEGIN.
712
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,085
OOPS.
713
00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,003
OH.
714
00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:13,588
OH, WHAT IS IT?
715
00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,339
UH, CHRISTMAS CHEER--
716
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,967
WHICH WE BOTH CAN USE
A LITTLE OF.
717
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:20,303
WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE
718
00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:23,890
NURSES AND DOCTORS
SHOULD DRINK.
719
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:27,435
BUT I-I'M NOT PART OF
THE PROFESSION ANYMORE,
AM I?
720
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,519
SO...
721
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:37,528
AHH.
722
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:40,114
HMM?
723
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:41,908
OHH.
724
00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:43,701
OH, MY GOODNESS.
725
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:48,080
OH, YOU'RE VERY KIND,
MR. BATES.
726
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,624
VERY.
727
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,586
OH.
728
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:56,005
WHERE DID YOU SAY
YOUR WIFE WAS?
729
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,636
MY WIFE QUIT ME.
MM-HMM.
730
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:06,015
YEP, SHE WALKED OUT
ON ME WHEN I TOLD HER
I QUIT MY JOB.
731
00:37:06,098 --> 00:37:07,975
YOU'RE JOKING!
732
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:12,480
NO WOMAN WOULD LEAVE
A MAN AS NICE AS YOU ARE
FOR THAT KIND OF REASON.
733
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:16,984
WELL, I'VE GOT NO BEEF.
I GUESS I GOT JUST
WHAT WAS COMING TO ME--
734
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,070
MARRYING A GIRL
WHO DIDN'T ATTRACT ME.
735
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,449
WELL...
736
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,579
[SIGHS]
737
00:37:35,544 --> 00:37:36,462
MR. BATES.
738
00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:38,506
MM-HMM?
739
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,341
UH...
740
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,844
D-DID YOU SAY YOUR WIFE
DIDN'T ATTRACT YOU?
741
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,012
MM-HMM.
742
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,973
NOT IN THE BEGINNING.
743
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:49,517
BUT I GUESS
I'M NOT THE ONLY MAN
744
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,394
THAT WOULD MARRY
THE ONLY DAUGHTER
745
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:53,145
OF AN OLD MILLIONAIRE
746
00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:54,397
WITH DIABETES,
GALL STONES,
747
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,816
AND ONE KIDNEY,
AM I?
748
00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:59,527
HOLD ON.
I AM CONVINCED THERE IS
NO GREATER ASSURANCE
749
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,570
OF LONGEVITY
IN THIS WORLD
750
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,155
THAN ONE KIDNEY,
751
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,783
GALL STONES,
AND DIABETES.
752
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:08,828
THAT OLD MAN SEEMS
TO THRIVE ON ONE KIDNEY!
753
00:38:08,911 --> 00:38:11,038
I'M SURE YOUR WIFE
WAS A LOVELY PERSON.
754
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,707
OH, YEAH. SURE, SURE.
755
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:13,874
YEAH.
756
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,752
DOTTY'S APPEARANCE HAS
IMPROVED CONSIDERABLY.
757
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:19,171
SHE'S IMPROVED
ALL AROUND.
758
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:23,009
WHEN I FIRST MET HER,
SHE WAS SUCH A MESS
OF COMPLEXES.
759
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:27,555
PROBABLY FROM LIVING
UNDER THE SAME ROOF
AS MY FATHER-IN-LAW.
760
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,306
SHE WOULD GET
THE VIOLENT SHIVERS
761
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:33,352
WHENEVER SHE CAME
WITHIN TOUCHING DISTANCE
OF A POSSIBLE BOYFRIEND.
762
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:36,814
LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH
MARRIED INTO THE SHAKES.
763
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,107
THE NIGHT I MET HER.
764
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:41,235
THE NIGHT I MET HER,
I THOUGHT I HEARD
A NOISE
765
00:38:41,318 --> 00:38:43,654
LIKE CASTANETS
IN THE DISTANCE.
766
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:47,033
I THOUGHT SPANISH
DANCERS WERE COMING ON.
767
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:48,367
THEN I NOTICED
HER TEETH.
768
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,161
SHE HAD BUCK TEETH
AT THE TIME,
769
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:54,123
AND IT WAS THEM CLASHING
TOGETHER UNCONTROLLABLY.
770
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,626
YEAH, SHE HAD THEM
CAPPED LATER ON--
771
00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,588
AT MY SUGGESTION.
772
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:04,925
BEFORE THAT,
IT WAS LIKE KISSING
A ROCK PILE, I SWEAR.
773
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,970
YOU ARE TALKING
OUT OF HURT FEELINGS,
774
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,347
HURT PRIDE.
775
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,936
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
776
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,314
YOU'RE A VERY SWEET
LITTLE GIRL.
777
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,736
♪ IT CAME UPON ♪
778
00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:25,780
♪ THE MIDNIGHT CLEAR ♪
779
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,448
♪ THAT GLORIOUS ♪
780
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,617
♪ SONG OF OLD ♪
781
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,243
♪ FROM ANGELS ♪
782
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,829
♪ BENDING NEAR THE EARTH ♪
783
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:38,751
♪ TO TOUCH THEIR HARPS
OF GOLD ♪
784
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:40,294
MR. BATES.
785
00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:41,462
YEAH?
786
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,006
MR. BATES, DON'T YOU THINK
I OUGHT TO GO DOWNTOWN
787
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:46,425
AND CHECK
INTO A HOTEL ROOM?
788
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:50,846
♪ THE WORLD
IN SOLEMN STILLNESS LAY ♪
789
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,014
WELL, UH--
790
00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:53,140
♪ ...THE ANGELS SING ♪
791
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,977
UH, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
792
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,687
[SINGING]
793
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,444
YOU GET THE THINGS,
SUSIE.
794
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:07,863
I'LL WAIT HERE.
795
00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:11,909
♪ WITH PAINFUL STEPS
SO SLOW ♪
796
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:12,993
♪ LOOK, NOW ♪
797
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:16,122
♪ FOR GLAD
AND GOLDEN HOURS ♪
798
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,790
♪ COME SWIFTLY ♪
799
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:20,334
♪ ON THE WING ♪
800
00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:22,503
♪ GO REST BESIDE ♪
801
00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,880
♪ THE WEARY ROAD ♪
802
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:29,426
♪ AND HEAR THE ANGELS
SING ♪
803
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:33,848
♪ FOR, LO, THE DAYS
ARE HASTENING ON ♪
804
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:38,686
♪ BY PROPHET BARDS
FORETOLD ♪
805
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:43,357
♪ WHEN WITH
THE EVER-CIRCLING YEARS ♪
806
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,987
♪ COMES 'ROUND
THE AGE OF GOLD ♪
807
00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:51,490
WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO COME IN
HAVE SOMETHING TO WARM YOU UP?
808
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:54,535
OH, NO. I DON'T THINK SO,
THANK YOU JUST THE SAME.
809
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,579
YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME
IF YOU'D LIKE TO.
810
00:40:56,662 --> 00:41:00,374
WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE, HUH?
ALRIGHT, COME ON.
811
00:41:00,457 --> 00:41:02,418
JUST ONE CAN'T DO US
NO HARM.
812
00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:09,216
EVEN IF GEORGE
DOES COME BACK,
813
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,760
HE SHOULDN'T
FIND ME HERE...
814
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:15,181
LIKE A CHECKED PACKAGE
WAITING TO BE CLAIMED.
815
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,892
'CAUSE ONCE YOU'VE LOST
YOUR PRIDE, WHAT HAV--
816
00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:19,894
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
817
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,395
I TOLD YOU!
818
00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:23,272
OH.
819
00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:24,732
HEY, COME ON IN,
BRIDEGROOM.
820
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:25,858
THAT DOOR AIN'T LOCKED.
821
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,526
HA! I TOLD YOU.
822
00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:31,697
COME ON IN, BOY!
THAT DOOR AIN'T LOCKED.
823
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:32,907
OH, SUSIE.
824
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,158
WELL, COME ON IN.
825
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,367
GOOD EVENING, MR. BATES.
826
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:37,369
GOOD EVENING.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
827
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:42,249
THEY SENT ME OVER FOR
THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS.
828
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,919
OH, THEY DID, DID THEY?
829
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:46,337
WELL, NOW,
YOU GO RIGHT BACK,
830
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:48,547
AND YOU TELL MY WIFE
AND HER FOLKS
831
00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:51,300
THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS
IS STAYING RIGHT HERE
832
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,093
TILL THE CHILD
COMES FOR IT!
833
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,470
THAT I WON'T BE HERE
TOMORROW,
834
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:55,930
BUT THE CHILD'S
SANTA CLAUS'LL BE,
835
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,264
YOU GOT THAT, SUSIE?
836
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,016
YES, MR. BATES.
837
00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:00,809
YEAH, AND I WISH
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
838
00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:02,436
TO ONE AND ALL,
SUSIE!
839
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:04,438
WELL, DIG THAT,
WILL YOU?
840
00:42:04,521 --> 00:42:06,607
SENDING THE MAID
TO GET THE KID'S STUFF.
841
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,692
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
FOR A FAKE?
842
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,653
THEY WANNA KNOW WHAT
I'M UP TO.
843
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:13,280
THEY'RE CONFUSED BECAUSE
I HAVEN'T COME CRAWLING!
844
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,907
THEY GONNA BE
MORE CONFUSED
845
00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:19,119
WHEN THEY HEAR
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE--
WHICH I'M GONNA DO!
846
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:22,498
I KNEW IT WASN'T GEORGE.
847
00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:25,459
THING IS,
I HAVEN'T GOT ANY CASH.
848
00:42:25,542 --> 00:42:27,169
I HAVEN'T A BUCK
IN THE WORLD,
849
00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:28,921
EXCEPT WHAT
I PUT INTO THE...
850
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,217
WHAT I PUT
INTO THIS HOUSE.
851
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:37,304
SUSIE,
852
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:38,806
WHAT DID HE SAY?
853
00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:40,975
MR. BATES?
854
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,477
HE SAID JUNIOR'S STUFF
IS ALL UNDER THE TREE,
855
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,814
AND IT'LL BE THERE
TOMORROW,
UH, BUT HE WON'T BE.
856
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:48,190
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
857
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,817
WHAT DID HE MEAN?
858
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,026
W-WAS HE PACKING?
859
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:53,487
OH, NO, MA'AM,
HE WASN'T PACKING.
860
00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:56,407
MRS. BATES,
WE BETTER BE GETTING
BACK TO THE CAR, HUH?
861
00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:58,701
IT'S AWFUL COLD
OUT HERE, AND I...
862
00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:23,517
SMOKE?
863
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,227
HI, BOY. HOW ARE YOU?
864
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:29,356
IF THAT'S SOME GIRL, I CAN USE
BOTH OF YOU FOR HELP
IN THE KITCHEN.
865
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,691
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
RALPH?
866
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:33,694
MY BRIDE-TO-BE'S
GIVING ME THE NEEDLE.
867
00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:36,113
YOU'RE LEAVING
FOR WHERE?
868
00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:38,615
WELL, I MEAN, IS DOTTY
GOING WITH YOU?
869
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:43,037
OH, GEE, I'M SORRY, KID.
870
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:43,996
W-W-WHAT?
871
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:45,080
THEY SPLITTING UP?
872
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,540
HE'S BLOWING TOWN,
NEEDS DOUGH.
873
00:43:46,623 --> 00:43:48,917
SAYS WE CAN BUY
ANY OF THEIR
HOUSEHOLD STUFF CHEAP.
874
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:51,211
HALF DOWN, AND SETTLE
THE REST WITH DOTTY LATER.
875
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:52,379
POOR GUY.
876
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:56,467
ASK HIM WHAT MODEL
THE WASHING MACHINE IS.
877
00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:59,970
LOOK, RALPH,
SUPPOSING I TALK IT OVER
WITH CHERYL LYNN
878
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:01,388
AND CALL YOU BACK.
879
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,057
WELL, NO PRESSURE, MAN.
880
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,767
YEAH. I'LL BE HERE
ALL NIGHT.
881
00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:05,851
MM-HMM.
882
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,813
I'M FINE, SMOKE.
883
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:10,731
YEAH.
884
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,399
I'M FEELING NO PAIN.
885
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,567
MM-HMM.
886
00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:14,818
THANK YOU, BOY.
887
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:15,736
YEP.
888
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:20,824
[SIGHS]
889
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,744
WELL...
890
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,579
THAT'S LIFE FOR YOU.
891
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,748
MMM?
892
00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:29,666
I SAID THAT'S LIFE
FOR YOU.
893
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,132
WELL...
894
00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:40,761
WHAT IS LIFE FOR US ALL?
895
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,430
WHERE DO WE COME FROM?
896
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,932
WHY?
897
00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:49,603
AND WHERE, OH, WHERE
ARE WE GOING?
898
00:44:49,686 --> 00:44:51,271
HUH?
899
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,773
THAT'S WHAT
MY PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR
900
00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:56,985
AT BAPTIST COLLEGE
USED TO SAY.
901
00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,195
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
902
00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:00,447
I'D HAVE
A WONDERFUL LIFE--
903
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,659
UP UNTIL NOW.
904
00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:07,996
NOW, HONEY, LOOK,
YOU'RE ALL TIRED OUT.
YOU'RE BUSHED.
905
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,665
I TELL YOU WHAT...
906
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:14,628
YOU JUST GO IN THERE,
AND YOU TAKE
DOTTY'S BED, LIE DOWN.
907
00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:17,339
I'LL WATCH THE TV. HMM?
908
00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:19,967
YOU MEAN YOU KNOW NOW THAT
GEORGE ISN'T COMING BACK?
909
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:24,138
MM-MMM. I KNOW NOW
THAT DOTTY'S NOT
COMING BACK. COME ON.
910
00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,140
OH, BUT, MR. BATES,
EVEN IF SHE DOES,
911
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:29,935
I WOULDN'T WANT HER
TO FIND A STRANGER
IN HER BEDROOM.
912
00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,271
FINDING A STRANGER
IN YOUR BEDROOM
IS FAR FROM BEING
913
00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:34,815
THE BIGGEST SURPRISE
OF A LIFETIME.
914
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,108
OH.
915
00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:37,109
[CAR HORN HONKING]
916
00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:38,569
George: HEY, RALPH-O!
917
00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:39,611
TOLD YOU.
918
00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,697
NOW, I TOLD YOU,
DIDN'T I?
919
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:44,324
George:
COME OUT HERE!
I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
920
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:47,202
HEY, GEORGE!
HEY, BOY! HA HA!
921
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:50,622
HEY?! HEY, WHERE ARE YOU,
BOY?!
922
00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:52,666
WHAT? HEY, GEORGE,
WHERE ARE YOU?!
923
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,293
YEE-HAH-HAH!
924
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,294
OH, YOU--
925
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:57,379
YEAH, YOU--OH!
926
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,964
[LAUGHTER]
927
00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:03,177
OH, YOU TEXAS
JACK RABBIT, MAN.
928
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:04,470
YOU KNOW HOW LONG
IT'S BEEN?
929
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:05,846
HOW'S
THE DIRTY OLD MAN?
930
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,056
GET HIM,
LIVING IN THE SUBURBS
LIKE A CITIZEN.
931
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,433
UH-HUH.
CHOWDER HEAD.
932
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:10,893
YOUR WIFE THOUGHT
YOU DESERTED HER.
933
00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:12,519
YEAH, WELL--AHEM.
934
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:15,772
Ralph: COME ON,
LET'S SEE THAT UGLY MUG
OF YOURS UNDER A LIGHT.
935
00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:17,524
George: YOU'RE LOSING
THE BATTLE, FELLA.
936
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,443
WELL, SAME TO YOU
IN SPADES!
937
00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:20,986
I'M NOT THAT BAD.
938
00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:22,404
STILL GOT
THE OLD JACKET ON?
939
00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:24,198
GOT MY BARS, TOO,
SOLDIER.
940
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,866
NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE!
941
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:28,744
GOT THAT SETTLED-DOWN LOOK,
YOU POOR SLOB.
942
00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:31,580
WHERE'S YOUR WIFE?
SHE KNOW I WAS COMING,
TAKE A POWDER?
943
00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:32,873
PRETTY CLOSE, KID.
944
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,541
SHE UP AND QUIT ME
THIS MORNING.
945
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,710
DON'T FRET, DAD,
UNLESS YOU'VE LOST
YOUR TOUCH
946
00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:38,629
SHE'LL BE BACK
WITH BELLS ON.
947
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:40,380
WELL,
HOW ABOUT A DRINK?
948
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,049
George: EVER
HEAR ME SAY NO?
949
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,009
Ralph: NO.
LIKE SOME SCOTCH?
950
00:46:44,092 --> 00:46:46,053
George: BEER'S FINE.
951
00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:48,013
ONE BEER COMING UP
FOR THE BOY.
952
00:46:48,096 --> 00:46:50,140
DIDN'T YOU HAVE
A KID?
953
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,391
THE PRESENTS
UNDER THE TREE
954
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,560
MIGHT GIVE YOU
A CLUE, GEORGE.
955
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,187
Ralph: SHE'S ALREADY
MADE HIM A SISSY.
956
00:46:55,270 --> 00:46:56,355
THEY'LL DO IT
EVERY TIME.
957
00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:58,232
SHE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW
AT THE LATEST.
958
00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,233
Isabelle: AHEM.
959
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:00,609
WELL, LET HER.
960
00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:03,195
I WON'T BE HERE.
961
00:47:03,278 --> 00:47:05,072
WELL, THEN COME ON
ALONG WITH US.
962
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:08,408
WE'RE FREE
IN THE BREEZE,
RIGHT, LITTLE BIT?
963
00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:12,579
I'M THRILLED THAT YOU'RE
ASKING MY OPINION, GEORGE,
WHICH IS TO NOT INTERFERE
964
00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:15,082
IN SOMETHING ABOUT WHICH
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
965
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:16,792
CATCH THE FIRST PLANE
WEST.
966
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:19,586
Isabelle: GO TO THE CAR, GET
MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG?
967
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:23,757
WILL YOU PLEASE GET
MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG?
968
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,800
PLEASE?
969
00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:26,718
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD
IN MIND?
970
00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:27,761
Isabelle: GEORGE?
971
00:47:27,844 --> 00:47:29,054
HONG KONG.
972
00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:31,390
MISS LOTUS BLOSSOM
IN THE PAVILION OF JOY.
973
00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:32,474
[LAUGHING]
974
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:35,310
I NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD,
LEAST NOT SINCE.
975
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:37,938
GEORGE?
976
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,857
ALRIGHT,
I'LL GET IT MYSELF!
977
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:43,652
I'LL GO OUT
AND GET IT MYSELF!
978
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,033
BOY, YOU AND ME GOT
A LOT TO TALK OVER.
979
00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:56,873
[GRUNTS]
980
00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:02,212
LEAVING.
981
00:48:06,758 --> 00:48:08,677
OOH!
982
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,888
OH! OW!
983
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,640
OHH.
984
00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:32,451
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE BORN IN A BARN!
985
00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:35,329
I DIDN'T KNOW A LOT
ABOUT YOU, EITHER!
986
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,246
MR. BATES...
987
00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:37,873
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
988
00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:39,833
THE GENTLEMAN
THAT I MARRIED,
989
00:48:39,916 --> 00:48:43,003
REFUSES TO GET MY
LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG
OUT OF THE CAR
990
00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:46,214
OR EVEN TO UNLOCK
THE DOOR,
SO I CAN GET IT MYSELF.
991
00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:47,674
ISABEL, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
992
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,093
ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS ASK.
993
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:57,017
GEORGE, MAY I SPEAK
TO YOU ALONE
FOR A MOMENT?
994
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:58,602
PLEASE?!
995
00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:02,898
GO ON.
COME ON. GO ON.
996
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:09,905
OHH.
997
00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:16,203
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
998
00:49:16,286 --> 00:49:17,996
WHAT IS IT?!
999
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,206
[GASPS]
1000
00:49:19,289 --> 00:49:21,333
I MIGHT AS WELL
NOT EVEN BE PRESENT
1001
00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:23,043
FOR ALL THE ATTENTION
I'VE BEEN PAID
1002
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:26,505
SINCE THIS TENDER
REUNION STARTED.
1003
00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:29,299
AREN'T YOU BEING JUST
A LITTLE UNREASONABLE?
1004
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:34,012
IS IT UNREASONABLE
TO WANT TO BE TREATED
AS IF I LIVED, EXISTED?!
1005
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:37,224
IS THIS IGNORING ME
ANY BASIS
FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE?
1006
00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:40,852
WHAT ABOUT MY SLEEPING
IN A CHAIR ALL NIGHT,
IS THAT A GOOD BASIS?!
1007
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:44,564
YOU SLEPT THERE
BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO DRUNK
TO GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR!
1008
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:46,316
AFTER BULLYING ME
ALL DAY LONG
1009
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,903
AND THEN DRAGGING ME OFF
TO THE OLD MAN RIVER MOTEL.
1010
00:49:49,986 --> 00:49:52,280
THAT--THAT PAVILION OF JOY!
1011
00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:54,074
IT WAS 3:00
IN THE MORNING!
1012
00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:55,325
I COULDN'T FIND
ANYTHING ELSE!
1013
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:58,245
CIGARETTES AND LIPSTICK
ALL IN THE ASHTRAY.
1014
00:49:58,328 --> 00:50:00,288
AND YOU STANDING THERE
STARK, STARING NAKED
1015
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,998
LIKE A SAVAGE,
YELLING--YELLING,
1016
00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:04,209
"TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF
BEFORE I RIP THEM OFF!"
1017
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,544
SHH. WILL YOU
SIMMER DOWN?
1018
00:50:05,627 --> 00:50:07,421
WE'RE NOT ALONE,
YOU KNOW?
1019
00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:08,755
YOU'RE ALL GOING THROUGH
1020
00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:11,425
A PERFECTLY NATURAL
LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT.
1021
00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:12,551
THAT'S ALL.
1022
00:50:12,634 --> 00:50:14,886
YOU SEE, I TOLD HER
THAT THERE WAS NOTH--
1023
00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:17,556
WHAT?! OH. YOU!
YOU BEEN TALKING!
1024
00:50:17,639 --> 00:50:19,933
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE BEEN DOING, GEORGE,
1025
00:50:20,016 --> 00:50:22,269
WHILE YOU'VE BEEN GONE IN
THAT INSTRUMENT OF TORTURE
1026
00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:23,603
YOU HAVE FOR A CAR?!
1027
00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,605
JUST AN ADJUSTMENT
PERIOD THAT NEEDS--
1028
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:28,942
ADJUSTMENT TO WHAT,
MR. BATES, HUMILIATION?
1029
00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:31,069
NO, THANK YOU!
1030
00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:32,779
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
1031
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,365
WHY, MR. BATES, COULD I ASK YOU
ONE LAST FAVOR?
1032
00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:36,742
MM-HMM.
1033
00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:39,536
COULD I TAKE A HOT SHOWER
IN YOUR SWEET LITTLE BATHROOM
1034
00:50:39,619 --> 00:50:42,664
BEFORE I GO DOWNTOWN
AND CHECK INTO A HOTEL?
1035
00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:43,790
BECAUSE I'M FEELING VERY--
1036
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:44,958
I'M NOT GOING DOWNTOWN!
1037
00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:47,169
I'M NOT CHECKING IN
TO ANY HOTEL!
1038
00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:49,421
WHY, GEORGE,
1039
00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:51,047
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
1040
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,467
I AM CHECKING IN
AT A HOTEL!
1041
00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:56,052
HEY, HEY. NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT NOW.
1042
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:57,053
LET HER GO, RALPH!
1043
00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:59,514
YOU'RE WASTING
YOUR BREATH!
1044
00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:00,474
YEAH,
1045
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,768
AND I'M SQUANDERING
YOUR BEER.
1046
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:09,274
GEORGE...
1047
00:51:09,357 --> 00:51:11,151
GEORGE, IF YOU WILL
HAVE THE DECENCY
1048
00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:12,652
TO GO OUT
INTO THE CAR
1049
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,946
AND GET MY LITTLE
BLUE ZIPPER BAG--
1050
00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:16,656
WHICH I DOUBT--
1051
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,492
I WILL GIVE YOU
A TRANQUILIZER.
1052
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:21,036
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.
I'LL GET TRANQUIL SO FAST,
1053
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:22,454
IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SWIM.
1054
00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:24,164
GO ON, GET UNDER
YOUR HOT SHOWER--
1055
00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:27,083
WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. 100
SHOWERS WOULDN'T WARM YOU UP!
1056
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:28,335
1,000 HOT SHOWERS!
1057
00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:31,004
IF YOU'D JUST GIVE EACH
OTHER A LITTLE SMILE--
1058
00:51:31,087 --> 00:51:34,007
YOU ARE A COARSE PERSON,
GEORGE.
1059
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,842
VERY COARSE.
1060
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,469
I ONLY WISH YOU'D GIVEN ME
1061
00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:39,513
A HINT OF YOUR
TRUE NATURE BEFORE WE--
1062
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:41,890
WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME
YOUR TRUE NATURE?!
1063
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,767
DID I DISGUISE
MY NATURE?
1064
00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,268
YOU SURE DID!
1065
00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:47,103
YOU DIDN'T PUT
THE FREEZE ON ME
1066
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:48,897
AT BELVEDERE
GENERAL HOSPITAL.
1067
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:50,357
SHE WAS MY NIGHT NURSE
1068
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,691
AT BELVEDERE
GENERAL HOSPITAL,
1069
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,528
AND USED TO GIVE ME
ALCOHOL RUBDOWNS AT BEDTIME.
1070
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:57,155
HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUDE?
1071
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,366
SHE STROKED
AND PETTED ON ME
1072
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:01,535
LIKE SHE HAD ON A PAIR
OF SILK GLOVES.
1073
00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:03,662
IT WAS MY JOB!
I HAD TO!
1074
00:52:03,745 --> 00:52:05,080
SHE HAD--
1075
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:07,582
REMEMBER THOSE DOLLS IN KOREA
USED TO WEAR SILK GLOVES?
1076
00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:09,543
WELL, SHE COULD HAVE
GIVEN THEM LESSONS.
1077
00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:12,712
I DID NOT TOUCH YOUR BODY,
EXCEPT AS A NURSE...
1078
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,631
HIRED TO DO IT!
1079
00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:18,301
I DID NOT TOUCH
YOUR BIG, OLD...
1080
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:21,096
LECHEROUS BODY!
1081
00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:22,889
HOW DO YOU GIVE ME
A RUBDOWN
1082
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:24,432
WITHOUT TOUCHING
ON MY BODY?
1083
00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:25,725
NOW, KIDS. KIDS, LOOK...
1084
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:27,561
...WITHOUT TOUCHING
A PART OF THEIR BODY?
1085
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,145
HE'S MAKING OUT
I SEDUCED HIM
1086
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:30,438
WHILE I WAS
HIS NURSE!
1087
00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:33,191
NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
NO, I JUST SAID...
1088
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:34,526
[DOOR SLAMS]
1089
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:37,571
LOOK, GO ON IN THERE.
1090
00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:39,656
SAY A FEW TENDER,
LOVING WORDS TO HER, HUH?
1091
00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:42,909
NO. HOW CAN I? NOT WHEN
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S EATING HER.
1092
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,202
GO GET HER BAG.
1093
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:45,245
Isabelle:
I WANT MY DADDY!
1094
00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:47,330
YOU WANNA HEAR
THAT ALL NIGHT?
1095
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,498
GO ON.
1096
00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:53,128
[FRONT DOOR OPENS
AND CLOSES]
1097
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,762
OH.
1098
00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:05,724
HEY.
1099
00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:07,559
HEY, COME ON NOW, HMM?
1100
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:09,561
[SOBS]
1101
00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:12,397
NOW, WE DON'T WANNA
DO THAT, DO WE?
1102
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,107
HMM?
1103
00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:15,901
OH.
1104
00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:17,485
IT...
1105
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,655
IT ISN'T THAT I'M PRUDISH,
MR. BATES.
1106
00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:22,616
IT'S JUST...
1107
00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:24,868
IT'S JUST THAT...
1108
00:53:24,951 --> 00:53:26,620
MOST MEN THINK...
1109
00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:29,956
THINK THAT GIRLS
IN THE NURSING PROFESSION
1110
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,125
ARE SHOCKPROOF.
1111
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:35,420
AND I'M NOT.
1112
00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:37,464
DO YOU ALWAYS
SAY MISTER TO MEN?
1113
00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:38,757
HMM?
1114
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,091
YES, I DO...
1115
00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:41,885
TILL I KNOW THEM.
1116
00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:43,720
I WISH YOU'D SAY
RALPH TO ME
1117
00:53:43,803 --> 00:53:45,138
LIKE YOU KNEW ME.
1118
00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:58,401
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT GEORGE.
1119
00:53:58,485 --> 00:53:59,945
IT'S GONNA SURPRISE YOU.
1120
00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:03,198
OH, NOTHING COULD
SURPRISE ME, MR. BATES.
1121
00:54:03,281 --> 00:54:05,492
YOU SAW HIM OUT THERE.
YOU--YOU OBSERVED HIM.
1122
00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:08,620
MM-HMM. YEAH. NOW, I OBSERVED
HIM THROUGH A WHOLE WAR--
1123
00:54:08,703 --> 00:54:12,290
AT WHICH THERE IS NO
BETTER PLACE TO OBSERVE.
1124
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:14,209
YOU SEE--YOU SEE TO HIM,
1125
00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:15,585
MOST GUYS
IN THE ARMY TALK.
1126
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,921
YOU'D THINK THEY WERE
WILD BULLS TO WOMEN--
1127
00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:20,006
SPARE THEM NO MERCY.
1128
00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,008
AND GEORGE
WAS NO EXCEPTION.
1129
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,426
ONLY ACCORDING
TO HIS STORY,
1130
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:25,679
HE WAS THE WILDEST
WILD BULL OF THEM ALL.
1131
00:54:25,762 --> 00:54:26,846
YES.
1132
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,683
BUT QUITE A FEW DOLLS
IN HONG KONG AND KOREA,
1133
00:54:29,766 --> 00:54:32,811
THEY TELL
A DIFFERENT STORY.
1134
00:54:32,894 --> 00:54:35,021
YOU KNOW WHAT HE'D DO
IN THOSE, UH,
1135
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,648
UH, TEAHOUSES?
1136
00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:38,024
YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE.
1137
00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:40,193
HUP. YOU'RE WRONG. SEE?
YOU'RE WRONG.
1138
00:54:40,276 --> 00:54:43,196
HE WAS SORRY
FOR THOSE GIRLS.
1139
00:54:43,279 --> 00:54:45,782
HE'D SIT UP THERE ON
A PILLOW DRINKING RICE WINE
1140
00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:47,534
AND TEACHING THEM
ENGLISH.
1141
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:49,035
THEN HE'D COME DOWN
AND SHOUT
1142
00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,704
"OH, MAN. OH, BROTHER,"
1143
00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:53,498
LIKE HE LAID THEM
TO WASTE.
1144
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:58,211
WELL, THAT CERTAINLY
WAS NOT HIS BEHAVIOR
1145
00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:01,756
AT THE OLD MAN
RIVER MOTEL.
1146
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,467
HEY, COME ON NOW, BABY.
1147
00:55:05,510 --> 00:55:07,387
RALPH, YOU KNOW,
1148
00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:09,889
THERE IS SUCH
A TENDER ATMOSPHERE
1149
00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,683
IN YOUR LITTLE HOUSE.
1150
00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:15,061
ESPECIALLY IN THIS
LITTLE BEDROOM.
1151
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:18,273
YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
YOU CAN ALMOST BREATHE
1152
00:55:18,356 --> 00:55:20,442
THE TENDER ATMOSPH--AAH!
1153
00:55:21,901 --> 00:55:22,861
GEO--
1154
00:55:22,944 --> 00:55:24,904
HEY, GEORGE,
WHAT ARE YOU--
1155
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:26,573
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT THERE, BOY?
1156
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:29,284
WHAT'S THIS HEART-TO-HEART TALK
GOING ON HERE?
1157
00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:30,243
GEORGE!
1158
00:55:30,326 --> 00:55:31,286
NOW, WHAT'S
A MATTER?
1159
00:55:31,369 --> 00:55:33,580
ALL MY PERFUME'S
IN THAT BAG.
1160
00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:36,958
A $25 BOTTLE
OF VOL-DE-NUIT.
1161
00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,626
OH, THANK HEAVEN
FOR MR. BATES.
1162
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,378
YEAH, HE'S A DOLL.
1163
00:55:40,462 --> 00:55:42,714
COME ON, DOLL,
LET'S HAVE A DRINK.
1164
00:55:43,339 --> 00:55:44,466
IT'S POSSIBLE
1165
00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:48,303
THAT MR. BATES ENJOYS
TALKING TO ME, GEORGE!
1166
00:55:48,386 --> 00:55:49,929
IT IS JUST POSSIBLE!
1167
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,348
NOW, NOW, HONEY.
1168
00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:53,725
HONEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ANYTHING.
1169
00:55:53,808 --> 00:55:57,103
YOU JUST FRESHEN UP
IN THERE. I'LL TALK TO HIM.
1170
00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:01,357
WELL?
1171
00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:05,820
BOY, YOU SURE DID
SOMETHING TO SHOCK HER.
1172
00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:06,946
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
1173
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:09,115
I TRIED TO SLEEP
WITH HER. OH-HO, BOY.
1174
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:12,619
I MEAN, I NEVER HAD A WOMAN
PUT THE FREEZE ON ME BEFORE.
1175
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,538
I KNOW. YOU'VE JUST HAD
USED WOMEN UP TILL NOW.
1176
00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:16,998
THIS ONE'S UNUSED.
1177
00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:19,125
THAT MAKES A PROBLEM
COMES HER WEDDING NIGHT,
1178
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:20,168
DON'T YOU UNDER--
1179
00:56:20,251 --> 00:56:21,711
YEAH, WELL,
SHE CAN STAY UNUSED
1180
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:23,171
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
1181
00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:26,049
NOW, LOOK, GEORGE, THAT'S A NICE
LITTLE GIRL IN THERE.
1182
00:56:26,132 --> 00:56:27,967
IF YOU QUIT HOLLERING,
GIVE HER A SQUEEZE--
1183
00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,677
FORGET IT, RALPH!
1184
00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:35,141
BOY, THAT KID OF YOURS
SURE HAS IT MADE.
1185
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:39,145
I MEAN, THIS IS VERY
HIGH-CLASS LOOT.
1186
00:56:40,146 --> 00:56:42,065
HEY, WHAT'S THIS, RALPH?
1187
00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:43,733
IT'S A ROCKET LAUNCHER.
1188
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:46,194
ARMY'S GONNA START
MAKING IT NEXT MONTH, I HEAR.
1189
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,279
YEAH.
1190
00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:50,657
WELL, I'D LIKE
A LITTLE GIRL.
1191
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,492
LITTLE GIRLS ARE JUST
NATURALLY CRAZY
1192
00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:54,244
ABOUT THEIR DADDIES.
1193
00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:56,913
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING...
1194
00:56:57,997 --> 00:56:59,999
PROVE ANYTHING,
1195
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,501
YOU KNOW?
1196
00:57:02,794 --> 00:57:04,170
HEY, FOOTBALL!
1197
00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:06,339
RALPH! HUP.
HERE, BOY.
1198
00:57:06,422 --> 00:57:07,674
I'M IN THE END ZONE.
1199
00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:08,758
HERE YOU GO!
1200
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,510
HIT ME! WHOO!
1201
00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:11,845
OW. OOF.
1202
00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:14,597
GETTING OUT OF SHAPE.
1203
00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:17,517
I KNOW MY KID LIKES ME,
AND I LIKE HIM.
1204
00:57:18,726 --> 00:57:20,937
THAT'S WHY I DON'T
LIKE TO SEE THEM
1205
00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:22,647
MAKING HIM A SISSY.
1206
00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:25,066
SCARED THE KIDS
WILL LAUGH AT HIM,
1207
00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:27,026
AND HE'LL GET HURT.
1208
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:29,404
THINGS ARE REALLY
ON THE SKIDS, HUH?
1209
00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:32,448
WELL...
1210
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:36,536
WHEN YOU MARRY A WOMAN
THE WAY I DID DOTTY--
1211
00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:39,998
FOR HER OLD MAN'S
DOUGH--
1212
00:57:40,081 --> 00:57:43,168
YOU HAVE COMMITTED
THE ACT OF A LOUSE, BOY.
1213
00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,712
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
1214
00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:46,796
NO KIDDING?
1215
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,590
MM-HMM. YEAH.
1216
00:57:49,799 --> 00:57:51,050
DOTTY DOESN'T KNOW IT.
1217
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:53,970
I'VE WORKED DAMN HARD
TO KEEP HER FROM KNOWING.
1218
00:57:54,053 --> 00:57:56,347
ON ACCOUNT OF HER...
1219
00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:58,141
CARING ABOUT ME.
1220
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:02,437
BUT FACT IS,
SHE DOESN'T ANYMORE...
1221
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,606
OR SHE WOULD'VE STUCK BY ME
WHEN I QUIT.
1222
00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:09,736
SHE'D BE HERE RIGHT NOW
ASKING ME NOT TO GO AWAY,
1223
00:58:09,819 --> 00:58:11,070
WOULDN'T SHE?
1224
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:12,739
IF HE CARED ANYTHING
ABOUT YOU,
1225
00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:15,241
WHY ISN'T HE HERE NOW
BEGGING YOU TO COME BACK?
1226
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,577
YOU HEARD THAT GIRL, THAT
CHERYL LYNN. BELIEVE ME,
1227
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:19,579
WE'RE LUCKY SHE'S SUCH
A BIG-MOUTH, BUSYBODY
1228
00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:21,247
SHE HAD TO BREAK
THE NEWS.
1229
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:23,416
IS RALPH BATES
PINING AWAY ABOUT YOU?
1230
00:58:23,499 --> 00:58:25,335
NO, HE'S SELLING
YOUR THINGS.
1231
00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:27,837
TRYING TO RAISE CASH
SO HE CAN GET AWAY FAST.
1232
00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:30,924
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
AFTER ALL HE'S DONE TO ME,
1233
00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,842
TRYING TO SNEAK AWAY
LIKE A THIEF.
1234
00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:34,969
IF YOU ASK ME,
HE'S MOVING TOO FAST.
1235
00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:37,013
IT'S FISHY.
1236
00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:39,182
DOTTY...
1237
00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:41,267
THE WIFE IS ALWAYS
THE LAST TO KNOW,
1238
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,186
BUT HAVE YOU GOT
ANY REASON
1239
00:58:43,269 --> 00:58:45,146
TO SUSPECT
THERE'S ANOTHER WOMAN?
1240
00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:48,775
THERE'S NO OTHER WOMAN.
THAT AIN'T THE PROBLEM.
1241
00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:51,527
THAT ISN'T THE PROBLEM.
1242
00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:52,612
DAMN RIGHT.
1243
00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:54,155
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
1244
00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:57,116
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
LET DOTTY MARRY HIM
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1245
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,117
I BLAME MYSELF.
1246
00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:00,203
FORGET ABOUT HIM,
HONEY.
1247
00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:02,205
YOU DON'T NEED HIM
ANYMORE.
1248
00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:03,998
YOU'VE GOT
THE BOY NOW.
1249
00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:06,876
YOU'VE GOT ME--
1250
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,044
US--
1251
00:59:08,127 --> 00:59:09,420
THAT CARE ABOUT YOU.
1252
00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:12,006
THAT MAN
DON'T LOVE YOU,
AND YOU KNOW IT!
1253
00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:17,178
I CAN IMAGINE NOTHING WORSE
THAN LIVING WITH A PERSON
YOU KNOW DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
1254
00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:26,312
IT MIGHT BE EVEN WORSE
FOR THE OTHER PERSON.
1255
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,523
I JUST THOUGHT...
1256
00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:34,320
I'M TIRED.
1257
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:35,905
I THINK I'LL GO TO BED.
1258
00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:40,535
DOTTY.
1259
00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:46,249
RALPH, YOU SERIOUS
ABOUT CUTTING OUT OF HERE?
1260
00:59:46,332 --> 00:59:48,209
MM-HMM.
1261
00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,753
THEN COME ON ALONG
TO TEXAS.
1262
00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:54,590
PICK US UP
A PIECE OF RANCHLAND
AND RAISE A HERD OF CATTLE.
1263
00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:58,386
WHAT, ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR M--
1264
00:59:58,469 --> 01:00:00,263
AHH.
1265
01:00:00,346 --> 01:00:02,849
DON'T YOU
LOOK PRETTY.
1266
01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:03,725
MMM!
1267
01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:07,145
I FEEL MUCH BETTER.
REFRESHED.
1268
01:00:07,228 --> 01:00:09,856
MM-HMM.
1269
01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:12,233
GEORGE?
1270
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:14,110
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
1271
01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:16,571
HOW DO I--YEAH.
1272
01:00:17,488 --> 01:00:21,242
WELL...UH...
1273
01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:24,454
I--I BETTER C-CALL AND...
1274
01:00:24,537 --> 01:00:28,249
AND GET MYSELF
A HOTEL ROOM...
HADN'T I?
1275
01:00:30,835 --> 01:00:32,545
I TOLD YOU, RALPH,
LET HER GO!
1276
01:00:32,628 --> 01:00:33,713
OH, NO, MR. BOWERS!
1277
01:00:33,796 --> 01:00:36,341
NO, NO! DON'T SELL ME
TO HER! UH-UH.
1278
01:00:36,424 --> 01:00:39,010
RALPH THINKS IF I--
IF I SEDUCE YOU,
1279
01:00:39,093 --> 01:00:42,055
THE WAY YOU CLAIM
I ALREADY DID AT BELVEDERE--
1280
01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:44,015
THAT ALL OUR PROBLEMS
WOULD BE OVER.
1281
01:00:44,098 --> 01:00:45,266
NOW, HONEY,
I DIDN'T SAY--
1282
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,393
NO. I DON'T THINK
THAT SEX SOLVES ANYTHING.
1283
01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:48,895
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
1284
01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:50,355
ANY MORE THAN
LIQUOR DOES.
1285
01:00:50,438 --> 01:00:51,814
SHE DOESN'T DRINK,
EITHER.
1286
01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:54,067
I DON'T THINK
THE FUNCTIONS OF A WIFE
1287
01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:57,487
SHOULD BE CONFUSED WITH
THE SORT OF WOMEN AVAILABLE
1288
01:00:57,570 --> 01:01:00,656
IN THE ARMY CAMPS
IN OCCUPIED TERRITORIES.
1289
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:03,076
SHE MEANS HOOKERS.
SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT
THEM, TOO.
1290
01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:06,037
CAN'T YOU TWO
STOP MURDERING
EACH OTHER, HUH?
1291
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,414
I GUESS NOT.
1292
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:12,126
I...I GUESS WE'RE
JUST OPPOSITE TYPES.
1293
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:16,047
YEP...OPPOSITE TYPES.
1294
01:01:19,050 --> 01:01:22,428
I WANT TO CALL
MY DADDY.
1295
01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:25,765
MR. BATES--
OH, UH, RALPH,
1296
01:01:25,848 --> 01:01:28,059
CAN I CALL MY FATHER...
UH, COLLECT?
1297
01:01:28,142 --> 01:01:29,394
SURE, SURE,
HONEY,
1298
01:01:29,477 --> 01:01:32,146
BUT WHY UPSET
THE OLD MAN
CHRISTMAS EVE?
1299
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,606
OH! OH, I WON'T!
1300
01:01:33,689 --> 01:01:37,443
I JUST WANT TO TELL HIM THAT--
THAT I LOVE HIM...
1301
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,529
AND I MISS HIM.
1302
01:01:39,612 --> 01:01:44,283
George: GO ON! GO ON!
AND I'LL PAY FOR IT!
1303
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:48,079
Isabel: I'D LIKE TO CALL
SWEETWATER, TEXAS, 07...
1304
01:01:48,162 --> 01:01:51,040
THAT GIRL NEEDS YOU.
NOW, GO ON.
BE NICE TO HER.
1305
01:01:51,124 --> 01:01:55,711
WHY? SHE HASN'T GOT
THE INCURABLE SHAKES.
I HAVE.
1306
01:01:57,755 --> 01:02:02,510
OH, I--I JUST HOPE
I CAN STOP CRYING
FOR DADDY'S SAKE.
1307
01:02:02,593 --> 01:02:05,430
Isabel:
OH, YES, OPERATOR,
I'LL--WHAT?
1308
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:07,265
DADDY!
1309
01:02:07,348 --> 01:02:11,769
OH! OH, PRECIOUS DADDY!
1310
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:15,440
I CAN'T--CAN'T TALK!
1311
01:02:15,523 --> 01:02:17,859
I CAN'T TALK!
1312
01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:19,861
I CAN'T TALK!
1313
01:02:19,944 --> 01:02:21,988
I CAN'T TALK!
1314
01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:24,824
[ISABEL SOBBING]
1315
01:02:27,201 --> 01:02:28,995
HI, POP!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1316
01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:31,873
NO, NO.
THIS ISN'T GEORGE.
THIS IS A BUDDY OF HIS.
1317
01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:34,375
UH, ISABEL
WANTS TO TELL YOU
HOW HAPPY SHE IS,
1318
01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:36,961
BUT SHE'S JUST BROKE UP
WITH EMOTION.
1319
01:02:37,044 --> 01:02:39,505
WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW IT IS, POP.
NEWLYWEDS.
1320
01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,966
THEY'RE JUST NATURALLY
FULL OF EMOTION, YEAH.
1321
01:02:42,049 --> 01:02:45,344
THEY GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS
LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT
BETWEEN THEM.
1322
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:47,847
OH, FINE!
YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE.
1323
01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:52,059
SHE'LL TALK TO YOU
AS SOON AS SHE BLOWS HER NOSE.
UH-HUH.
1324
01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:55,646
HONEY, HONEY, YOUR DADDY
WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
NOW, GO ON.
1325
01:02:57,523 --> 01:03:00,818
DA-AA-AAH!
1326
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:10,244
POP! UH, LISTEN, NOW,
YOU TALK TO HER, POP.
1327
01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:14,081
SHE'S TOO SHOOK UP
TO TALK BACK. UH-HUH.
1328
01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:17,752
HONEY, HONEY,
1329
01:03:17,835 --> 01:03:19,378
COME ON, NOW.
1330
01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:24,592
DADDY?
1331
01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:29,055
UH, OH,
HOW ARE YOU, DADDY?
1332
01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:32,141
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL!
1333
01:03:33,851 --> 01:03:37,230
I'M FINE, TOO.
1334
01:03:37,313 --> 01:03:41,317
UH-HUH. YES,
I GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY.
1335
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,528
YESTERDAY.
1336
01:03:44,779 --> 01:03:48,491
OH. UH, HOW'S MOM?
1337
01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:52,119
OH.
1338
01:03:52,203 --> 01:03:54,705
JUST THE SAME?
1339
01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:58,251
OH. DADDY?
1340
01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:02,213
I MAY BE
SEEING YOU SOON.
1341
01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:07,468
NO, I GAVE UP MY NURSING JOB
WHEN I GOT MARRIED...
1342
01:04:07,552 --> 01:04:10,429
SO I HAVE
LOTS OF FREE TIME NOW.
1343
01:04:10,513 --> 01:04:13,516
AND I MISS YOU SO MUCH,
DADDY.
1344
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:17,270
I--I JUST MAY SUDDENLY
POP IN ON YOU.
1345
01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:19,772
TOMORROW!
1346
01:04:19,855 --> 01:04:22,275
MERRY CHRISTMAS...
1347
01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:25,695
UH...DADDY!
1348
01:04:41,752 --> 01:04:43,462
[FOOTSTEPS]
1349
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:47,383
Isabel: OH, WHAT A SWEET
LITTLE ANIMAL!
1350
01:04:52,805 --> 01:04:54,140
OH!
1351
01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:57,643
OH, RALPH, WHAT
IS THIS LITTLE
ANIMAL'S NAME?
1352
01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,312
THE ANIMAL IS A DOG!
1353
01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:00,646
I KNOW
IT'S A DOG!
1354
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:02,440
WHY DON'T YOU
CALL IT A DOG?!
1355
01:05:02,523 --> 01:05:05,151
ITS NAME IS BESSIE.
1356
01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:07,361
YOU WANNA GO
FOR A LITTLE WALK
WITH ME?
1357
01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:08,404
[BESSIE WHINING]
1358
01:05:08,487 --> 01:05:10,823
OH, RALPH,
IT SAYS YES.
1359
01:05:10,906 --> 01:05:15,911
YEAH? IT MUST BE
DESPERATE IF IT'S WILLING
TO GO OUT IN THE SNOW.
1360
01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:17,455
YOU ALWAYS DID
WANT A DOG.
1361
01:05:17,538 --> 01:05:19,540
I STILL DO.
1362
01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:21,667
BESSIE HAS TO SLEEP
WITH A NIGHT-LIGHT ON
1363
01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,711
BEING AFRAID
OF THE DARK.
1364
01:05:23,794 --> 01:05:28,049
COME ON, BOY.
LET'S GO, STRONG HEART.
1365
01:05:28,132 --> 01:05:29,925
UH, MY COAT.
1366
01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:30,843
UH, COAT.
1367
01:05:30,926 --> 01:05:33,512
Isabel: HELLO,
LITTLE DOGGY.
1368
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:36,349
OH, YES...
1369
01:05:36,432 --> 01:05:37,350
[BESSIE WOOFS]
1370
01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:38,517
WAIT A MINUTE.
1371
01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:40,144
WEE, WEE,
WEE, WEE.
1372
01:05:40,227 --> 01:05:44,357
OH, YOU'RE SUCH
A SWEET THING.
YES, YOU ARE.
1373
01:05:46,942 --> 01:05:51,489
OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
SHEARED BEAVER.
1374
01:05:51,572 --> 01:05:54,075
IS THAT YOUR WIFE'S
CHRISTMAS PRESENT?
1375
01:05:54,158 --> 01:05:55,576
IT WAS.
1376
01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:58,287
HERE. HERE, PUT IT ON.
PUT IT ON.
1377
01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:00,831
OH, WELL,
I COULDN'T WEAR IT.
1378
01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:02,083
NOT IN THE SNOW!
1379
01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:04,627
WHY NOT?
SOME BEAVER DID.
COME ON.
1380
01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:06,128
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
1381
01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:07,296
OH, BESSIE.
1382
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,799
[KISS]
1383
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:10,925
COME ON, HONEY.
1384
01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:13,469
OH, COME ON.
1385
01:06:13,552 --> 01:06:15,596
IF YOU PASS ANY OTHER DOGS,
DON'T STOP.
1386
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,765
IT'S AFRAID OF DOGS,
TOO.
1387
01:06:23,729 --> 01:06:27,608
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO
CATCH UP WITH HER, HUH?
PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER--
1388
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:30,236
WHAT'S THE USE, RALPH?
YOU HEARD HER.
WE'RE OPPOSITE TYPES.
1389
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:34,865
NO. SON, ANY TWO PEOPLE
ARE OPPOSITE TYPES,
ESPECIALLY A WOMAN.
1390
01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:36,575
FORGET IT, RALPH.
1391
01:06:38,619 --> 01:06:41,747
MY MIND'S ON SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT:
1392
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,500
THAT CATTLE RANCH
IN SAN ANTONE.
1393
01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:46,669
COME ON, RALPH,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1394
01:06:50,005 --> 01:06:51,257
WHAT'LL WE USE
FOR MONEY?
1395
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:53,259
WHAT'LL WE USE
FOR MONEY?
1396
01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:56,262
ANY BANK IN WEST TEXAS.
1397
01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:58,806
SEE,
MY FOLKS STAKED OUT
WEST TEXAS.
1398
01:06:58,889 --> 01:07:00,975
THE NAME OF THE FIRST
GEORGE HAVERSTICK
1399
01:07:01,058 --> 01:07:03,185
IS ENGRAVED
ON THE MEMORIAL
1400
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,855
TO THE ALAMO HEROES
IN SAN ANTONE.
1401
01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:08,607
I MEAN, THERE IS
NO BETTER CREDIT CARD
IN TEXAS
1402
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:11,235
THAN AN ANCESTOR'S NAME
ON THAT MEMORIAL...
1403
01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:13,070
PLUS MY CADILLAC
LIMOUSINE.
1404
01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:15,531
THERE'S NO RALPH BATES
ON THAT ALAMO MEMORIAL.
1405
01:07:15,614 --> 01:07:18,784
RALPH, YOU WERE A HERO
OF THE LAST WAR.
1406
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,369
WHO REMEMBERS
THE LAST WAR, MAN?
1407
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:23,205
THEY'RE TOO BUSY
ON THE NEXT ONE.
1408
01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:26,250
ANYWAY, WHY CATTLE?
HUH?
1409
01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:29,253
THE TEXAS LONGHORN
ISN'T JUST CATTLE.
1410
01:07:29,336 --> 01:07:33,674
IT'S A...
A DIGNIFIED BEAST.
1411
01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:38,763
SON, THE TEXAS LONGHORN
IS NOT ONLY DIGNIFIED,
1412
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:41,307
IT IS PRACTICALLY
OBSOLETE, BOY.
1413
01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:42,975
MAN, IT IS HISTORICAL.
1414
01:07:43,058 --> 01:07:45,978
I MEAN, YOU DON'T
RAISE IT JUST FOR--
FOR A POT ROAST.
1415
01:07:46,061 --> 01:07:49,607
THEN WHAT DO WE
RAISE IT FOR? KICKS?
1416
01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:51,650
RALPH, YOU GOT TV,
RIGHT?
1417
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:55,154
MM-HMM. I GOT TV, BOY,
AND IT'S GOT ME.
1418
01:07:55,237 --> 01:07:56,489
[TURNS TV ON]
1419
01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:57,823
THERE!
1420
01:07:57,907 --> 01:08:00,159
[GUNSHOTS]
1421
01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:03,120
A WESTERN EVEN
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
1422
01:08:03,204 --> 01:08:05,247
WHY, IT'S
A NATIONAL OBSESSION.
1423
01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:07,291
BUT, RALPH,
YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE,
1424
01:08:07,374 --> 01:08:09,376
OUTSIDE THAT CAMERA RANGE?
1425
01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:12,171
A BIG OL' PAINTED SIGN
THAT SAYS,
1426
01:08:12,254 --> 01:08:15,382
"THE HAVERSTICK
BATES RANCH.
1427
01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:18,677
WE BREED CATTLE
FOR TV WESTERNS."
1428
01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:21,639
WE GET RICH, RALPH,
AND WE'LL LIVE
LIKE MEN.
1429
01:08:21,722 --> 01:08:25,184
UNDER THE DIGNIFIED SKY
OF WEST TEXAS.
1430
01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:28,354
YES, AND THERE IS
DIGNITY IN THAT SKY.
1431
01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:30,356
AND IN THE...
1432
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:33,400
IN THE PASTORAL WAY
OF EXISTENCE,
1433
01:08:33,484 --> 01:08:36,237
A DIGNITY THAT'S
TOO LONG LOST.
1434
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,864
THAT'S WHAT
I'M AFTER.
1435
01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:42,576
I WANT TO BE DIGNIFIED,
TOO, GEORGE, HONEST.
1436
01:08:43,118 --> 01:08:45,621
HA HA HA!
1437
01:08:45,704 --> 01:08:49,625
I JUST DON'T WANT TO CROSS
A PASTURE ONE FINE MORNING
1438
01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:51,544
AND CATCH ME A KEISTERFUL
OF TEXAS LONGHORN.
1439
01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:52,962
THAT WOULDN'T
BE DIGNIFIED.
1440
01:08:53,045 --> 01:08:54,171
SHUT UP!
1441
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:57,758
YOU SHUT UP!
1442
01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:01,387
YOU TV-WATCHING,
CANNED-BEER-DRINKING,
1443
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,890
SPANISH-
SUBURBAN-TYPE JERK.
1444
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,476
I WISH I'D
NEVER COME HERE...
1445
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,228
'CAUSE I CHERISHED
THE MEMORY OF YOU,
1446
01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:11,105
AND WHEN YOU OPENED
THAT DOOR--
1447
01:09:11,188 --> 01:09:14,567
WHEN YOU OPENED THAT DOOR,
I SAW A TRAVESTY
ON THAT MEMORY,
1448
01:09:14,650 --> 01:09:17,361
A NEGATIVE,
MIDDLE-AGED
SQUARE LOST--
1449
01:09:17,444 --> 01:09:20,739
HEY, HEY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK I SAW?
1450
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,742
A YOUNG MAN I USED TO KNOW
WITH AN OLD MAN'S AFFLICTION,
1451
01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:26,787
THAT'S WHAT I SAW.
1452
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,747
THANK YOU.
1453
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:31,250
I SURE DO
APPRECIATE THAT.
1454
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,710
OH, MAN,
OH, BROTHER.
1455
01:09:32,793 --> 01:09:35,045
I SURE DO
APPRECIATE THAT.
1456
01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:38,841
SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED
TO YOU, OLD BUDDY!
1457
01:09:38,924 --> 01:09:41,218
YOU TURNED VICIOUS.
1458
01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:43,512
Carolers:
♪ ...LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY ♪
1459
01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:48,809
♪ REMEMBER CHRIST OUR SAVIOR
WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪
1460
01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:51,812
♪ TO SAVE US ALL
FROM SATAN'S POWER ♪
1461
01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:53,772
♪ WHEN WE WERE GONE ASTRAY ♪
1462
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:59,486
♪ O TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY,
COMFORT AND JOY ♪
1463
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:03,324
♪ O TIDINGS
OF COMFORT AND JOY ♪
1464
01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:08,829
♪ IN BETHLEHEM IN JEWRY
THIS BLESSED BABE WAS BORN ♪
1465
01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:13,751
♪ AND LAID WITHIN A MANGER
UPON THIS HOLY MORN ♪
1466
01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:15,461
HEY, GEORGE.
1467
01:10:15,544 --> 01:10:18,589
HEY.
COME ON, BUDDY.
1468
01:10:18,672 --> 01:10:22,676
BOY, TO RIDICULE
AN AFFLICTION LIKE MINE,
YOU KNOW THAT'S VICIOUS.
1469
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,595
YOU RIDICULE
MY AFFLICTION.
1470
01:10:24,678 --> 01:10:27,473
WHAT AFFLICTION?
1471
01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:29,308
I LIVE IN A SPANISH-TYPE
STUCCO COTTAGE
1472
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:31,810
IN A HIGH POINT
OVER A CAVERN.
1473
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,063
THAT IS
AN AFFLICTION, BOY.
1474
01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:39,693
SOMEWHERE THE DREAM...
OR THE...
1475
01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:41,695
OH, MAN.
1476
01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:44,949
OH, I WISH I COULD
BE THE FIRST MAN
ON THE MOON...
1477
01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:47,117
OR MARS OR VENUS.
1478
01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:50,287
TRANSPORTED AND TRANSPLANTED,
1479
01:10:50,371 --> 01:10:55,626
THE ADAM ON A STAR
IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY.
1480
01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:57,962
HUH. HMM.
1481
01:10:58,045 --> 01:11:01,590
IT'S WONDERFUL KNOWING
THAT SUCH A THING IS
NO LONGER INCONCEIVABLE.
1482
01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:04,259
BOY, YOU'RE TALKING
OUT OF CHARACTER, DAD.
1483
01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:07,388
YOU'RE A DEDICATED CONFORMIST,
THE SQUARE'S SQUARE,
1484
01:11:07,471 --> 01:11:09,974
THE MOST EARTHBOUND
EARTHMAN ON EARTH.
1485
01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:13,894
WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT,
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
1486
01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:16,772
Carolers:
♪ ...COMFORT AND JOY ♪
1487
01:11:16,855 --> 01:11:19,358
THAT WAS MIGHTY FINE,
GENTLEMEN, MIGHTY FINE.
1488
01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:21,610
WHY DON'T YOU'LL
COME AND HAVE
A LITTLE DRINK?
1489
01:11:21,694 --> 01:11:23,237
I DON'T THINK
WE DO THAT.
1490
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,279
C'MON,
IT'S COLD OUT.
1491
01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:26,573
WELL, WHAT DO
YOU SAY, JUST ONE?
1492
01:11:26,657 --> 01:11:27,866
REMEMBER,
JUST ONE, NOW.
1493
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:29,702
YOU TWISTED MY ARM.
1494
01:11:29,785 --> 01:11:31,120
HOW ABOUT YOU,
LITTLE LADY?
1495
01:11:31,203 --> 01:11:32,871
NO, THANK YOU.
I DON'T DRINK.
1496
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:33,831
I'M SORRY.
1497
01:11:33,914 --> 01:11:34,790
BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1498
01:11:34,873 --> 01:11:36,041
MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU.
1499
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,002
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1500
01:11:42,172 --> 01:11:45,676
HOPE YOUR WIFE
DOESN'T GET LOST.
1501
01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:49,304
THAT DOGGY KNOWS
THE WAY HOME.
1502
01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:52,433
IF YOU THINK THAT,
YOU DON'T KNOW THE DOG
EITHER.
1503
01:11:52,516 --> 01:11:54,727
YOU SEE, RALPH? RALPH?
1504
01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:55,853
HMM?
1505
01:11:55,936 --> 01:11:59,440
YOU SEE, YOU CHOSE
YOUR AFFLICTION,
1506
01:11:59,523 --> 01:12:01,525
MARRIED INTO THEM,
SO TO SPEAK.
1507
01:12:01,608 --> 01:12:04,111
MINE JUST COME ON ME,
MY SHAKES.
1508
01:12:05,487 --> 01:12:07,448
BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T
BE INTERESTED
1509
01:12:07,531 --> 01:12:10,909
IN THE AWFUL IMPLICATIONS
OF AN AFFLICTION LIKE MINE.
1510
01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,119
SURE I'M
INTERESTED, GEORGE.
1511
01:12:12,202 --> 01:12:14,830
WELL, SUPPOSE
IT NEVER LETS UP.
1512
01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:18,250
I MEAN, SUPPOSE I SHAKE
ALL MY LIFE.
1513
01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:21,587
I MEAN, AT ALL MOMENTS
OF CRISIS.
1514
01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:25,007
AND BESIDES CAREERWISE,
THERE ARE OTHER ASPECTS
OF MY LIFE
1515
01:12:25,090 --> 01:12:27,092
THAT IT COULD AFFECT...
1516
01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:31,138
LIKE...MY LOVE LIFE.
1517
01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:36,268
AW, NOW, WAS THAT IT?
1518
01:12:37,061 --> 01:12:38,479
WAS WHAT WHAT?
1519
01:12:38,562 --> 01:12:41,440
WAS THAT THE PROBLEM
BETWEEN YOU AND HER?
1520
01:12:41,523 --> 01:12:43,984
YOU WERE SCARED THE
SHAKES MIGHT AFFECT
YOUR LOVE LIFE
1521
01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:45,402
SO YOU MIGHTN'T
MAKE THE SCENE?
1522
01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:47,112
WAS THAT--
WAS THAT THE PROBLEM?
1523
01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,489
NO! I DON'T HAVE
THAT PROBLEM.
1524
01:12:48,572 --> 01:12:50,491
I NEVER HAD
THAT PROBLEM.
1525
01:12:50,574 --> 01:12:51,492
NO?
1526
01:12:51,575 --> 01:12:52,993
NO!
1527
01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:57,122
WHY, DO YOU HAVE
THAT PROBLEM?
1528
01:12:57,206 --> 01:13:00,125
SURE.
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
1529
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:01,877
WELL, NOT ME!
1530
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,588
YOU KNOW ME,
OLD BUILT-IN
EVEREADY BATTERY.
1531
01:13:04,671 --> 01:13:08,550
YEAH. I UNDERSTAND.
1532
01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:11,595
DON'T YOU BE
SO DAMN UNDERSTANDING,
RALPH!
1533
01:13:14,556 --> 01:13:17,226
HEY, THERE'S
A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE
IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
1534
01:13:17,309 --> 01:13:18,352
LET'S BREAK IT OPEN.
1535
01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:20,854
COME ON, BOY.
COME ON, BOY.
1536
01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:25,442
WELL, YOU ARE A SQUARE,
BUT A DECENT SQUARE.
1537
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:29,154
Ralph and George:
♪ BLESS 'EM ALL ♪
1538
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:31,657
♪ THE LONG AND THE SHORT
AND THE TALL ♪
1539
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:32,991
♪ AND THE TALL ♪
1540
01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:36,578
♪ BLESS ALL THE BLONDIES
AND THE BRUNETTES ♪
1541
01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:39,540
♪ EACH LAD IS HAPPY
TO TAKE WHAT HE GETS ♪
1542
01:13:39,623 --> 01:13:42,084
♪ OH, BLESS 'EM ALL ♪
1543
01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:43,293
HEY!
HA!
1544
01:13:43,377 --> 01:13:44,586
[LAUGHTER]
1545
01:13:46,588 --> 01:13:50,676
[DRUNKENLY]
AND THEY--AND THEY CALLED HER
MISS DORA SHAKING-CHIN
1546
01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:51,760
FROM THAT DAY ON.
1547
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:54,763
HA HA HA!
1548
01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:58,308
WELL, OLD DORA
DIDN'T SHAKE ANY MORE
THAN I DID THAT DAY,
1549
01:13:58,392 --> 01:14:02,438
NOT THAT I WASN'T SCARED
EVERY DAY IN KOREA,
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
1550
01:14:02,521 --> 01:14:05,774
I WASN'T.
1551
01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,192
COME ON, OLD BUDDY.
1552
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:10,237
I WAS NOT SCARED
IN KOREA.
1553
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:14,116
GEORGE, NOW, WHEN ARE YOU
AND A MILLION OTHER GUYS
IN THIS COUNTRY
1554
01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:15,492
GOING TO
GET OVER THE IDEA
1555
01:14:15,576 --> 01:14:19,872
THAT A REAL HE-MAN
IS A BIG, LOUDMOUTH APE?
1556
01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:22,499
GNASHING HIS TEETH
AT THE WORLD,
LOOKING FOR A FIGHT?
1557
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:25,460
IN OTHER WORDS,
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP
PLAYING SUPERMAN, BOY?
1558
01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:27,796
IT SURE AIN'T
DOING YOU ANY GOOD.
1559
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,340
LIKE THE WAY YOU ACT
WITH YOUR WIFE.
1560
01:14:30,424 --> 01:14:32,551
MAYBE THAT'S
WHAT'S WRONG.
1561
01:14:32,634 --> 01:14:35,679
I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT MY WIFE!
1562
01:14:35,762 --> 01:14:37,431
WELL, YOU BETTER
TALK ABOUT HER, BOY.
1563
01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:39,391
YOU BETTER GIVE IT
SOME THOUGHT, NOW,
1564
01:14:39,474 --> 01:14:41,727
OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP
GEORGE HAVERSTICK THE LAST...
1565
01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:43,896
OBSOLETE.
1566
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:49,610
MAN, A WOMAN
IS A HUMAN BEING,
JUST LIKE US.
1567
01:14:49,693 --> 01:14:54,239
A VULNERABLE CREATURE
THAT NEEDS KINDNESS
AND TENDERNESS,
1568
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:55,365
JUST LIKE US.
1569
01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:58,035
MAYBE YOU NEED IT,
BUT, UH, I DON'T.
1570
01:14:58,118 --> 01:15:01,580
YOU NEED IT, SON.
YOU JUST THINK
SUPERMAN SHOULDN'T.
1571
01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:05,751
I KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG
BETWEEN YOU TWO AS IF
I SAW IT ALL ON TV.
1572
01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:07,920
OH, YOU'RE
THE EXPERT, HUH?
THE HEADSHRINKER.
1573
01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:09,796
ALRIGHT, NOW, LISTEN.
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
1574
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:10,839
NOW, LOOK, NOW.
1575
01:15:12,799 --> 01:15:15,010
THERE SHE IS, RIGHT?
A NEW BRIDE.
1576
01:15:15,093 --> 01:15:17,012
SHE'S NERVOUS,
AND SHE'S SCARED,
1577
01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:22,142
TURNING TO YOU FOR THAT
KINDNESS AND TENDERNESS
WE JUST TALKED ABOUT,
1578
01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:24,478
BUT YOU'RE 10 TIMES
AS SCARED AS SHE IS.
1579
01:15:24,561 --> 01:15:26,813
SCARED? WHAT DO
YOU MEAN SCARED?
SCARED OF WHAT?
1580
01:15:26,897 --> 01:15:30,025
THE SAME THING
YOU'VE BEEN SCARED OF
ALL YOUR LIFE, GEORGE:
1581
01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:32,444
THAT SOMEONE'S
GONNA FIND OUT
YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST
1582
01:15:32,527 --> 01:15:36,949
OR THE TOUGHEST OR THE BEST
OR EVEN THE GREATEST LOVER
OF ALL TIME,
1583
01:15:37,032 --> 01:15:41,453
THE ONE WITH THE BUILT-IN
EVEREADY BATTERY,
WHICH NO ONE IS.
1584
01:15:41,536 --> 01:15:42,579
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT,
MY FRIEND,
1585
01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:44,581
BUT ON THAT
PARTICULAR SUBJECT,
1586
01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:47,125
EVERYBODY'S GOT TO
SPEAK FOR HIMSELF.
1587
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:49,253
OH, NOW, COME ON, NOW.
1588
01:15:49,336 --> 01:15:52,005
NOW, YOU KNOW I CAN
SPEAK FOR YOU, FRIEND.
1589
01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:54,132
I SAT THROUGH ENOUGH
BULL SESSIONS IN KOREA
1590
01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:56,551
LISTENING TO YOU SWAP LIES
WITH THE OTHER LIARS:
1591
01:15:56,635 --> 01:15:58,637
HOW MANY, HOW OFTEN,
HOW GREAT.
1592
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:03,767
ONLY THEN YOU'D GO UPSTAIRS
AND SIT ON STRAW MATS
WITH THOSE DOLLS,
1593
01:16:03,850 --> 01:16:08,563
DRINKING RICE WINE
AND TEACHING THEM ENGLISH.
1594
01:16:08,647 --> 01:16:10,691
WHICH ONE OF THEM
TOLD YOU THAT?
1595
01:16:10,774 --> 01:16:13,026
WHICH ONE? EVERY ONE.
1596
01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:17,322
YOU JUST SAT UP THERE
DRINKING SAKE AND TEACHING
THEM ENGLISH UNTIL--
1597
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:20,325
RALPH, I OUGHT
TO BUST YOU ONE!
1598
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:21,410
WHY?
1599
01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:28,292
MAN. I'M TRYING
TO HELP YOU.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?
1600
01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,168
YOU'RE NOT
A "CASH ON THE LINE,
1601
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,296
I'LL PAY FOR IT,
TAKE IT" GUY.
1602
01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:34,256
THAT'S ALL.
1603
01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:38,176
IT'S NOTHING TO BE
ASHAMED OF, GEORGE.
1604
01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:40,178
RALPH?
1605
01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,305
YEAH?
1606
01:16:41,388 --> 01:16:43,557
I NEVER TOLD YOU
BACK THERE, BUT...
1607
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:47,686
WELL, YOU SEE, I HAD ME
THIS LITTLE GIRL ON THE SIDE.
1608
01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:48,812
AW, NO, MAN.
1609
01:16:48,895 --> 01:16:51,523
LOOK, NOW, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO FABRICATE
1610
01:16:51,606 --> 01:16:54,860
SOME KIND OF SIGN
OR A FANTASY
JUST FOR ME.
1611
01:16:54,943 --> 01:16:56,612
WHAT ABOUT
BIG SPRINGS, TEXAS?
1612
01:16:56,695 --> 01:16:58,822
I MEAN,
YOU NEVER GOT ANYWHERE
WITH THOSE CHICKS
1613
01:16:58,905 --> 01:17:01,366
UNTIL I FIXED YOU UP.
ADMIT IT, GO ON!
1614
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,869
NOW, DON'T GET SORE.
DON'T GET SORE.
1615
01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:07,122
SURE, WOMEN LIKE YOU.
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?
1616
01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:09,041
I LIKE YOU.
1617
01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:12,210
THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE
TO SEE YOU SHAKING
YOURSELF TO PIECES.
1618
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:16,798
AND I GOT A HUNCH
THIS VERY SUBJECT IS WHAT'S
CAUSING YOUR SHAKES, BOY.
1619
01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:18,550
THE DOCTORS
AT THE BELVEDERE
GENERAL HOSPITAL,
1620
01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:21,011
THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT MAKES ME SHAKE,
BUT YOU DO?
1621
01:17:21,094 --> 01:17:24,431
I KNOW ONE THING.
I KNOW ANY GUY
THAT GOES THROUGH LIFE
1622
01:17:24,514 --> 01:17:26,558
TELLING HIMSELF
AND EVERYBODY ELSE
HE'S SUPERMAN,
1623
01:17:26,641 --> 01:17:28,393
BOY, HAS GOT TO SHAKE.
1624
01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:30,854
'CAUSE THERE IS
NO SUPERMAN.
1625
01:17:30,937 --> 01:17:34,608
HE'S JUST A CHARACTER
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS.
THAT'S ALL, GEORGE.
1626
01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:37,152
AND YOU'RE BETTER
THAN THAT, BOY.
YOU'RE REAL.
1627
01:17:37,235 --> 01:17:42,032
IT'S ALRIGHT
TO HAVE NEEDS
AND WEAKNESSES.
1628
01:17:42,115 --> 01:17:44,409
YOU WAS SCARED
IN THE WAR.
1629
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:47,496
IT ISN'T A LIMOUSINE, MAN.
IT'S A HEARSE.
1630
01:17:47,579 --> 01:17:49,581
YOU DO NEED TENDERNESS.
1631
01:17:49,664 --> 01:17:53,418
NOW, IF YOU'LL ADMIT IT,
YOU CAN GET IT.
1632
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:56,171
YOU WEREN'T SUPERMAN
WHEN THAT GIRL
FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1633
01:17:56,254 --> 01:17:59,424
YOU WERE FLAT
ON YOUR BACK, BOY,
WITH THE SHAKES.
1634
01:18:00,675 --> 01:18:01,927
LET'S TALK
ABOUT THE RANCH.
1635
01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:04,971
OH, NO, NO, MAN.
LET'S TALK
ABOUT MARRIAGE.
1636
01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:07,557
NO! NOW, I DON'T WANT
A LECTURE ON MARRIAGE
1637
01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:10,977
FROM A MAN SPENDING
CHRISTMAS EVE WITH
A COCKER SPANIEL DOG!
1638
01:18:11,061 --> 01:18:13,355
[BESSIE WHINING]
1639
01:18:13,438 --> 01:18:16,191
HEY.
1640
01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:17,651
THE DOG IS BACK.
HOW COME?
1641
01:18:17,734 --> 01:18:19,861
DOGGY JUST COME BACK,
THAT'S ALL.
1642
01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:23,323
OH, BROTHER!
1643
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:24,699
OH, BOY!
1644
01:18:26,701 --> 01:18:28,120
IS SHE OUT THERE,
BOY?
1645
01:18:28,203 --> 01:18:30,414
Isabel:
I BROUGHT THE DOG BACK.
1646
01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:39,631
UH, WE...WE...
1647
01:18:43,009 --> 01:18:45,971
YOU WERE AWFUL QUIET
IN THERE, HONEY.
1648
01:18:46,054 --> 01:18:51,143
OH, WELL, I WAS
FRESHENING UP IN YOUR
SWEET LITTLE BATHROOM.
1649
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:59,651
WELL, YOU...
YOU STILL WANT ME TO GET
THAT HOTEL ROOM FOR YOU?
1650
01:18:59,734 --> 01:19:02,571
HEY, NOW, COME ON.
NEVER MIND THAT, NOW, HUH?
1651
01:19:02,654 --> 01:19:04,781
NOW, WHAT WE NEED
IS A LITTLE FOOD.
1652
01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:07,868
NOW, WHY DON'T WE JUST
GO ON DOWN AND...
1653
01:19:09,661 --> 01:19:11,955
SHH.
1654
01:19:12,038 --> 01:19:13,081
SHH.
1655
01:19:21,298 --> 01:19:22,382
[CAR DOORS OPENING AND CLOSING]
1656
01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:25,177
MY IN-LAWS.
1657
01:19:25,260 --> 01:19:27,596
MAY THEIR TRIBE DECREASE.
1658
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:33,435
GET THE THINGS OUT
OF THE KITCHEN AND
PUT THEM IN THE CAR.
1659
01:19:33,518 --> 01:19:35,187
WATCH OUT
YOU DON'T SLIP.
1660
01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:38,440
THIS IS BATES' DRIVEWAY.
IF SHE SLIPS, SHE CAN SUE.
I'LL HELP HER.
1661
01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:40,859
OH, I'M GLAD THEY CAME.
1662
01:19:40,942 --> 01:19:42,652
LET'S HAVE IT OUT
IN THE OPEN.
1663
01:19:42,736 --> 01:19:44,029
CARDS RIGHT
ON THE TABLE.
1664
01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:45,614
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1665
01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:47,657
WHY DON'T I GO TO
THE KITCHEN?
1666
01:19:47,741 --> 01:19:51,286
WILL YOU JUST GET IN HERE
WHILE I GET THROUGH
WITH THIS HASSLE? HUH?
1667
01:19:51,369 --> 01:19:52,954
YOU JUST GET UNDER
HIS BED.
1668
01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:54,289
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1669
01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:55,999
THEY WANT TROUBLE,
THEY'RE GONNA GET TROUBLE!
1670
01:19:56,082 --> 01:19:58,126
WHY DON'T YOU
CALM DOWN,
TAKE IT EASY!
1671
01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:00,879
RELAX, BOY! RELAX.
JUST SIT THERE.
1672
01:20:00,962 --> 01:20:03,298
JUST SIT THERE AND RELAX.
JUST KEEP CALM.
RELAX, BOY.
1673
01:20:03,381 --> 01:20:04,341
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1674
01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:05,383
THAT'S IT.
1675
01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:07,469
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1676
01:20:07,552 --> 01:20:08,970
LET THEM WAIT.
COOL THEIR HEELS.
1677
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:12,015
[KNOCK KNOCK]
1678
01:20:12,098 --> 01:20:13,266
MAYBE HE'LL GET
A STROKE.
1679
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:14,559
[KNOCK KNOCK]
1680
01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:19,231
WHAT'S THAT HEARSE
DOING HERE?
1681
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:24,444
I HOPE TO GOD
IT'S COME FOR RALPH BATES.
1682
01:20:27,614 --> 01:20:32,410
WELL, MR. AND MRS. MAC.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
1683
01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:34,246
WE'VE COME TO PICK UP
DOTTY'S THINGS.
1684
01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:35,413
UH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
1685
01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:37,916
YOU BET IT'S OKAY,
WAR HERO.
1686
01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:40,043
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT AIN'T OK:
1687
01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:43,505
SOLICITING CASH OFFERS
FOR MY DAUGHTER'S
POSSESSIONS!
1688
01:20:43,588 --> 01:20:45,924
ALL I DID WAS CALL
SMOKEY ANDERSON--
1689
01:20:46,007 --> 01:20:47,759
WE KNOW WHAT
YOU DID, WAR HERO.
1690
01:20:47,842 --> 01:20:51,096
LOOK, I TOLD YOU
A MILLION TIMES, NOW,
DON'T CALL ME WAR HERO.
1691
01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:52,764
WHY? ISN'T THAT
WHAT YOU WERE?
1692
01:20:52,847 --> 01:20:54,432
George: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
HE WAS.
1693
01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:59,604
I'VE FLOWN OVER 70 MISSIONS
IN KOREA WITH THIS BOY.
1694
01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:00,855
WHO IS THIS?
1695
01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:02,857
THAT'S AN OLD BUDDY
OF MINE--
1696
01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:04,025
GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
1697
01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:05,318
THE FIFTH.
1698
01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:09,072
OH, YEAH.
THE OLD WAR BUDDY.
1699
01:21:09,155 --> 01:21:11,783
Alice: STUART, I'LL GET CLOTHES
WHILE SUSIE DOES THE KITCHEN.
1700
01:21:11,866 --> 01:21:16,162
HER CLOTHES, FINE,
BUT DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
THAT BELONGS TO US BOTH.
1701
01:21:16,246 --> 01:21:17,747
SUCH AS WHAT?
1702
01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:20,417
WE GAVE DOTTY
HER SILVER,
HER MIXMASTER,
1703
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:23,169
HER TV
LAST CHRISTMAS,
EVERYTHING,
1704
01:21:23,253 --> 01:21:24,504
AND WE'RE TAKING
THEM BACK.
1705
01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:26,464
WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO THAT, WAR HERO?
1706
01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:31,344
JUST ONE THING: HOW DOES
DOROTHEA FEEL ABOUT THIS?
1707
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:34,139
SICK! THAT'S
HOW SHE FEELS. SICK!
1708
01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:35,473
I BELIEVE YOU.
I BELIEVE YOU.
1709
01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:38,184
SHE GOT MANY A FAULT
SHE GOT FROM YOU TWO,
1710
01:21:38,268 --> 01:21:40,937
BUT--BUT SHE'S NOT CHEAP,
BOY, SHE'S NOT--
1711
01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:44,065
TAKE IT EASY, RALPH.
TAKE IT EASY.
DON'T BLOW A GASKET!
1712
01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:46,026
AAH!
1713
01:21:46,109 --> 01:21:51,114
STUART, THERE'S A WOMAN
IN DOTTY'S BEDROOM.
1714
01:21:51,197 --> 01:21:52,449
THAT'S MY WIFE!
1715
01:21:52,532 --> 01:21:54,659
YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S GEORGE'S WIFE!
1716
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:58,455
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN PLANNING THIS?
1717
01:21:58,538 --> 01:21:59,581
HOW...
1718
01:22:06,504 --> 01:22:09,049
I'M MRS.
GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
1719
01:22:10,008 --> 01:22:11,051
UH...
1720
01:22:11,134 --> 01:22:13,011
YOU PROBABLY MET
MY HUSBAND INSIDE.
1721
01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:16,097
WELL, IF HE'S A FRIEND
OF RALPH BATES, WATCH OUT.
1722
01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:17,182
WHY?
1723
01:22:17,265 --> 01:22:20,435
BIRDS OF A FEATHER.
1724
01:22:20,518 --> 01:22:22,228
I DON'T LIKE
TO INTRUDE, BUT...
1725
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:23,521
DON'T YOU THINK
YOUNG PEOPLE
1726
01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:26,149
SHOULD WORK OUT
THEIR OWN PROBLEMS?
1727
01:22:26,232 --> 01:22:31,196
MRS. WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS,
YOU HAVE NO CONCEPTION
OF THE SITUATION.
1728
01:22:31,279 --> 01:22:34,866
FURTHERMORE,
IF YOU MARRIED A FRIEND
OF MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND,
1729
01:22:34,949 --> 01:22:37,035
YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN PROBLEMS.
1730
01:22:37,118 --> 01:22:42,415
TELL ME, IS HE LIVING
ON HIS WAR RECORD, TOO?
1731
01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:46,461
NO, MRS.
WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!
1732
01:22:46,544 --> 01:22:49,422
MY HUSBAND IS NOT
LIVING ON HIS WAR RECORD,
1733
01:22:49,506 --> 01:22:50,715
WHICH WAS DISTINGUISHED
1734
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:54,552
AND WHICH LEFT HIM WITH
A NERVOUS DISABILITY...
1735
01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:56,596
WHICH HE'D HAVE
EVERY RIGHT
TO LIVE ON
1736
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,682
IF HE WERE THAT KIND,
WHICH HE IS NOT!
1737
01:22:58,765 --> 01:23:02,268
AND WHILE I WAS BROUGHT UP
TO BE POLITE TO OLD PEOPLE,
1738
01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:05,605
I'M NOT GONNA STAND BY
AND HAVE YOU SAY THINGS
ABOUT MY HUSBAND
1739
01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:08,400
THAT ARE...UNCALLED FOR!
1740
01:23:09,484 --> 01:23:10,485
OH.
1741
01:23:11,486 --> 01:23:13,405
I BETTER MAKE
THAT COFFEE.
1742
01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:24,916
YOU FELLAS ARE LIVING
PRETTY HIGH ON THE HOG.
1743
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,127
CHAMPAGNE AND BLONDES, HUH?
1744
01:23:27,210 --> 01:23:29,170
HEY, BUDDY,
THAT HAPPENS TO BE
MY WIFE!
1745
01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:31,172
CONSIDER THE SOURCE, BOY,
JUST CONSIDER THE SOURCE.
1746
01:23:31,256 --> 01:23:32,632
I'LL DROP HIM!
1747
01:23:32,716 --> 01:23:34,843
BETTER WATCH THE WAY
YOU ACT, MAC.
1748
01:23:34,926 --> 01:23:37,011
YOU'RE NOT AT HOME
NOW, YOU KNOW.
1749
01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:38,680
TELL ME SOMETHING, BATES.
1750
01:23:38,763 --> 01:23:41,433
WHY DO YOU FEEL
SO STINKING SUPERIOR TO ME?
1751
01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:43,685
AW, DID YOU NOTICE
THAT?
1752
01:23:43,768 --> 01:23:47,230
YOU'VE ALWAYS ACTED
SUPERIOR TO ME FOR
SOME UNKNOWN REASON.
1753
01:23:47,313 --> 01:23:48,940
I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
1754
01:23:49,023 --> 01:23:50,942
I'LL ANSWER THAT
QUESTION, RALPH.
1755
01:23:51,025 --> 01:23:56,156
HE FEELS SUPERIOR TO YOU
BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG MALE COW.
1756
01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:57,282
YOU YOUNG PUNK!
1757
01:23:57,365 --> 01:23:59,242
A BIG SPIRITUAL
MALE COW!
1758
01:23:59,325 --> 01:24:02,620
SHUT UP,
GEORGE, HUH?
JUST SHUT UP!
1759
01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:05,790
NOW LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION, MAC.
1760
01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:09,461
IF YOU FAIL
TO SEE ANYTHING
SO SPECIAL ABOUT ME,
1761
01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:11,463
WHY DID YOU
ASK ME TO MARRY
YOUR DAUGHTER?
1762
01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:13,131
DID WHAT?
DID WHAT?
I NEVER--
1763
01:24:13,214 --> 01:24:15,800
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU DIDN'T SUGGEST
I MARRY DOTTY?
1764
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:16,801
STUART, YOU DIDN'T!
1765
01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:18,845
I HAVE NO SUCH
RECOLLECTION!
1766
01:24:18,928 --> 01:24:21,264
I REMEMBER I GAVE YOU
A FATHERLY TALK ONCE.
1767
01:24:21,347 --> 01:24:22,974
WHEN YOU WANTED
TO QUIT YOUR JOB
1768
01:24:23,057 --> 01:24:24,684
BECAUSE YOU SAID THE WORK
WAS MONOTONOUS,
1769
01:24:24,768 --> 01:24:27,687
AND I TOLD YOU MONOTONY
WAS A BIG PART OF LIFE,
1770
01:24:27,771 --> 01:24:30,899
THAT I HAD MY EYE ON YOU,
WHICH I DID AT THAT TIME.
1771
01:24:30,982 --> 01:24:34,277
UH-HUH.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
THE REST OF IT?
1772
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,279
SAYING YOU WERE LIVING
ON BORROWED TIME
1773
01:24:36,362 --> 01:24:38,656
BECAUSE OF DIABETES
AND SO FORTH?
1774
01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:40,492
AND THAT DOTTY
WAS INTERESTED IN ME
1775
01:24:40,575 --> 01:24:42,076
AND THAT
THE MAN SHE MARRIED
1776
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,497
WOULD BE HEIR
TO YOUR THRONE
AT REGAL DAIRY
1777
01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:47,290
AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES,
1778
01:24:47,373 --> 01:24:50,460
SUCH AS ROYAL ICE CREAM
AND MONARCH CHEESE,
1779
01:24:50,543 --> 01:24:52,962
WHEN YOU DEPARTED
FROM THIS EARTH?
1780
01:24:53,046 --> 01:24:55,173
WHICH IS STILL
A COMING ATTRACTION.
1781
01:24:55,256 --> 01:24:58,218
I ADMIT I OFFERED YOU
A GREAT OPPORTUNITY...
1782
01:24:58,301 --> 01:25:02,347
WHICH YOU SPIT ON
BY YOUR DISRESPECT,
BY YOUR MISBEHAV--
1783
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:04,432
WAIT A MINUTE, NOW!
I RESPECT DOROTHEA!
1784
01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:06,392
I ALWAYS DID,
AND I ALWAYS WILL.
1785
01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:08,353
AND I MARRIED HER
AND PROVIDED HER
1786
01:25:08,436 --> 01:25:10,188
WITH AN OFFSPRING--
A MALE ONE.
1787
01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:11,773
IT STARTED
OUT A MALE ONE.
1788
01:25:11,856 --> 01:25:14,359
I CAN'T HELP IT
IF SHE'S TURNING HIM
INTO A SISSY!
1789
01:25:14,442 --> 01:25:15,860
STUART, WHAT
DOES HE MEAN?
1790
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:19,113
I MEAN I MARRIED HER
AND PROVIDED HER
WITH AN OFFSPRING.
1791
01:25:19,197 --> 01:25:21,366
STUART,
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
1792
01:25:21,449 --> 01:25:24,786
THAT HE HAD THE BABY,
NOT DOTTY?
1793
01:25:24,869 --> 01:25:29,541
WHY DON'T THEY JUST
STOP SHOUTING AND TALK
THINGS OVER REASONABLY?
1794
01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:32,377
THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK
OF SOME PEOPLE.
1795
01:25:32,460 --> 01:25:33,336
Stuart:
...A BUM LIKE YOU!
1796
01:25:33,419 --> 01:25:34,712
Ralph: DON'T
CALL ME THAT!
1797
01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:37,382
WHAT ARE YOU?
YOU COULD'VE HAD
THE MOON FROM ME
1798
01:25:37,465 --> 01:25:39,300
IF YOU'D PLAYED ME RIGHT,
NOW I'M THROUGH!
1799
01:25:39,384 --> 01:25:40,760
ALICE,
YOU GOT THE THINGS?
1800
01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:42,512
DOROTHEA'S CLOTHES,
BUT THERE'S STILL
THE APPLIANCES.
1801
01:25:42,595 --> 01:25:43,513
WHICH YOU'RE
NOT TAKING.
1802
01:25:43,596 --> 01:25:44,806
AND THE CHILD'S
CHRISTMAS.
1803
01:25:44,889 --> 01:25:45,890
WHICH YOU'RE
NOT TAKING.
1804
01:25:45,974 --> 01:25:47,141
AND THE--
1805
01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:51,563
WHAT'S THIS?
1806
01:25:53,147 --> 01:25:55,024
A FUR COAT?
1807
01:25:55,108 --> 01:25:59,362
MM-HMM. THAT IS A
SHEARED BEAVER FUR COAT
WHICH COST 700 BUCKS,
1808
01:25:59,445 --> 01:26:01,447
WHICH I BOUGHT DOTTY
FOR CHRISTMAS,
1809
01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:03,408
AND WHICH YOU ARE
ALSO NOT TAKING.
1810
01:26:03,491 --> 01:26:05,076
JUST WHERE'D YOU GET
700 BUCKS?
1811
01:26:05,159 --> 01:26:07,120
FROM MY
SAVINGS ACCOUNT,
THAT'S JUST WHERE.
1812
01:26:07,203 --> 01:26:09,247
THAT'S
A JOINT ACCOUNT.
1813
01:26:09,330 --> 01:26:11,749
STUART...
PICK UP THAT COAT.
1814
01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:13,835
IF HE TOUCHES
THAT COAT,
I'LL CLOBBER HIM,
1815
01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:16,921
AND I NEVER HIT
AN OLD MAN YET.
1816
01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:19,007
STUART...
1817
01:26:19,090 --> 01:26:21,759
PICK UP THAT COAT.
1818
01:26:24,220 --> 01:26:26,639
OFFICER! OFFICER!
1819
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:30,268
WELL, NO KIDDING!
1820
01:26:30,351 --> 01:26:33,479
♪ JOY TO THE WORLD,
THE LORD IS COME ♪
1821
01:26:33,563 --> 01:26:34,522
OFFICER!
1822
01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:37,650
♪ LET EARTH
RECEIVE HER KING ♪
1823
01:26:37,734 --> 01:26:42,530
♪ LET EVERY HEART
PREPARE HIM ROOM ♪
1824
01:26:42,614 --> 01:26:44,282
♪ AND HEAVEN
AND NATURE SING ♪
1825
01:26:44,365 --> 01:26:46,576
♪ AND HEAVEN
AND NATURE SING ♪
1826
01:26:46,659 --> 01:26:49,621
♪ AND HEAVEN, AND HEAVEN
AND NATURE SING ♪
1827
01:26:49,704 --> 01:26:51,331
GO AWAY, FOR--
1828
01:26:51,414 --> 01:26:53,124
GO! GO AWAY!
1829
01:26:53,207 --> 01:26:54,459
♪ THE SAVIOR REIGNS ♪
1830
01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:58,129
♪ LET MEN
THEIR SONGS EMPLOY ♪
1831
01:26:58,212 --> 01:27:01,549
♪ WHILE FIELDS AND
FLOODS, ROCKS... ♪
1832
01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:04,886
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
SOMETHING'S BURNING.
1833
01:27:04,969 --> 01:27:06,638
[GASPS]
OH, THE COFFEE!
1834
01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:09,557
WELL, OFFICER,
THE SITUATION IS
CUT AND DRIED.
1835
01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:11,267
I JUST WANNA REMOVE
MY DAUGHTER'S VALUABLES
1836
01:27:11,351 --> 01:27:14,479
BEFORE THIS YOUNG FELLA
CAN SELL THEM AND
SKIP TOWN.
1837
01:27:14,562 --> 01:27:16,981
WELL, IF HE DOES,
I'LL CLOBBER HIM.
HA HA HA.
1838
01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:19,651
SO MAYBE
YOU BETTER ARREST ME,
IF HE'S GOT GROUNDS.
1839
01:27:19,734 --> 01:27:22,320
I'VE GOT GROUNDS!
DON'T YOU WORRY
I AIN'T GOT GROUNDS!
1840
01:27:22,403 --> 01:27:24,113
WELL, I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT THAT.
1841
01:27:24,197 --> 01:27:26,157
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW.
I'LL TELL YOU!
1842
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:28,284
THE POLICE CHIEF'S
A LODGE BROTHER OF MINE!
1843
01:27:28,368 --> 01:27:30,328
OFFICER,
DO YOUR DUTY, HMM?
1844
01:27:30,411 --> 01:27:33,206
STUART, RALPH'S FACE
IS STILL TEMPORARILY
ASSOCIATED WITH OUR NAME,
1845
01:27:33,289 --> 01:27:37,543
WHICH I WOULD PREFER
SHOULD NOT BE SMIRCHED
WITH SORDID PUBLICITY.
1846
01:27:37,627 --> 01:27:41,297
THINK, STUART.
CAN'T THIS POLICEMAN
JUST RESTRAIN HIM,
1847
01:27:41,381 --> 01:27:42,924
OR WHATEVER IT IS
YOU DO?
1848
01:27:43,007 --> 01:27:44,217
NO!
1849
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:46,970
GOOD FOR YOU!
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT,
DO IT RIGHT.
1850
01:27:47,053 --> 01:27:49,722
ONLY DO IT REAL RIGHT--
MAKE IT STICK.
1851
01:27:49,806 --> 01:27:52,141
COME BE A WITNESS, PAL.
THIS CONCERNS YOU.
1852
01:27:52,225 --> 01:27:55,520
WE MIGHT JUST GET
THE CASH FOR THAT RANCH
FROM STUART P. McGILL
1853
01:27:55,603 --> 01:27:58,648
FOR FALSE ARREST,
DAMAGING MY POSITION
IN THE COMMUNITY,
1854
01:27:58,731 --> 01:27:59,816
ETCETERA, ETCETERA.
1855
01:27:59,899 --> 01:28:02,360
YOU LEFT OUT
LIBEL AND SLANDER.
1856
01:28:02,443 --> 01:28:04,028
OKAY, CHIEF,
I'LL DO THAT.
1857
01:28:04,112 --> 01:28:07,573
WELL, IT'S PRETTY
QUIET, BUT IT'S
A LITTLE EARLY YET.
1858
01:28:07,657 --> 01:28:10,076
YEAH. YEAH?
1859
01:28:10,159 --> 01:28:12,203
YOU HAVE
ONE FOR ME, TOO,
YOU HEAR?
1860
01:28:12,286 --> 01:28:13,788
[LAUGHING HEARTILY]
1861
01:28:13,871 --> 01:28:16,290
HE TELL YOU
HE WAS A LODGE BROTHER
OF MINE?
1862
01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:18,626
HE SURE DID.
HE SENT YOU, UH...
1863
01:28:18,710 --> 01:28:20,962
FRATERNAL GREETINGS,
I THINK IT WAS.
1864
01:28:21,045 --> 01:28:22,255
THAT ALL HE SAID?
1865
01:28:22,338 --> 01:28:24,507
UM...NO.
1866
01:28:24,590 --> 01:28:26,634
HE SAID I SHOULD
PROCEED WITH
UTMOST CAUTION
1867
01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:28,219
ON ACCOUNT OF
MR. BATES HERE
1868
01:28:28,302 --> 01:28:30,304
BEING SUCH
A WELL-KNOWN
WAR HERO.
1869
01:28:30,388 --> 01:28:33,516
[LAUGHING
HYSTERICALLY]
1870
01:28:33,599 --> 01:28:35,685
NOW, UH...
THE WAY I READ IT,
1871
01:28:35,768 --> 01:28:39,022
YOU'RE ACCUSING
MR. BATES OF...
WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?
1872
01:28:39,105 --> 01:28:40,732
ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT!
1873
01:28:40,815 --> 01:28:42,483
ATTEMPTED, UH...
1874
01:28:42,567 --> 01:28:46,070
NOW, I DON'T THINK
I EVER HEARD OF THAT
PARTICULAR CHARGE.
1875
01:28:46,154 --> 01:28:48,531
A MAN EMBEZZLES OR
HE DON'T EMBEZZLE,
YOU KNOW?
1876
01:28:48,614 --> 01:28:51,659
HE WAS ABOUT TO
EMBEZZLE MY DAUGHTER'S
VALUABLES,
1877
01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:55,079
SUCH AS ELECTRICAL
APPLIANCES,
OBJETS D'ART---
1878
01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:57,373
ART OBJECTS, THAT IS--
1879
01:28:57,457 --> 01:29:00,001
AND LORD KNOWS
WHAT ELSE. A TV SET--
1880
01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:02,754
WHICH WE GAVE
MY DAUGHTER LAST
CHRISTMAS, NOT HIM,
1881
01:29:02,837 --> 01:29:06,299
AND WHICH WE HAVE
EVERY RIGHT TO REMOVE
FROM THAT HOUSE!
1882
01:29:06,382 --> 01:29:07,967
YOU WANNA TAKE BACK
OLD CHRISTMAS PRESENTS?
1883
01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:11,512
TO REMOVE THEM
TO A PLACE OF SAFETY
SO HE CAN'T SELL 'EM
1884
01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:12,764
AND SKIP TOWN
WITH THE MONEY.
1885
01:29:12,847 --> 01:29:14,474
Ralph:
HALF THE MONEY.
1886
01:29:14,557 --> 01:29:17,935
THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
CHARGE MR. BATES WITH
ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT
1887
01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:20,605
OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S
ALLEGED VALUABLES
IS YOUR DAUGHTER.
1888
01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:23,066
WE'RE HER PARENTS!
WE CAN SPEAK FOR HER!
1889
01:29:23,149 --> 01:29:24,609
THAT DON'T COUNT.
1890
01:29:24,692 --> 01:29:26,819
IF BEING A MOTHER
DOESN'T COUNT,
1891
01:29:26,903 --> 01:29:29,113
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE SOUTH IS COMING TO.
1892
01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:32,241
SORRY. THE BEST THING
TO DO IS TO GET YOUR
DAUGHTER HERE.
1893
01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:34,077
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO DO THAT.
1894
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:35,787
WHY NOT?
1895
01:29:35,870 --> 01:29:38,915
Isabel: I BET SHE DOES NOT
KNOW WHAT HER PARENTS
ARE DOING!
1896
01:29:43,169 --> 01:29:46,255
WHO ARE YOU, MA'AM?
1897
01:29:46,339 --> 01:29:47,840
OH...I-I-I'M
SORT OF A FRIEND.
1898
01:29:47,924 --> 01:29:48,758
OF WHOSE?
1899
01:29:48,841 --> 01:29:50,843
OF MR. BATES.
WE BOTH ARE.
1900
01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:52,804
I'M A FRIEND OF
MRS. BATES, TOO.
1901
01:29:52,887 --> 01:29:55,598
MY DAUGHTER NEVER
MET THAT WOMAN
IN HER LIFE.
1902
01:29:55,681 --> 01:29:58,101
I'M A FRIEND OF HERS
ALL THE SAME!
1903
01:29:58,184 --> 01:29:59,936
WHY, THAT'S NICE.
1904
01:30:00,019 --> 01:30:02,396
DOES SHE KNOW
ABOUT ALL THIS--
YOUR DAUGHTER?
1905
01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:04,524
WELL, UH...THAT'S
BESIDE THE POINT!
1906
01:30:04,607 --> 01:30:06,484
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
I WAS JUST CURIOUS.
1907
01:30:06,567 --> 01:30:07,985
YOU AND ME,
SERGEANT.
1908
01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:10,196
THERE'S ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT. WHAT'S
THE PHONE NUMBER?
1909
01:30:10,279 --> 01:30:14,492
HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL!
1910
01:30:14,575 --> 01:30:17,787
Carolers: ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1911
01:30:17,870 --> 01:30:21,749
♪ 'TIS THE SEASON
TO BE JOLLY ♪
1912
01:30:33,177 --> 01:30:34,303
HIDE IT.
1913
01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:37,181
HE'LL FORGET IT IF
HE DOESN'T SEE IT.
1914
01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:41,018
I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE
SO THEY WON'T HONK
OR RING THE BELL.
1915
01:30:41,102 --> 01:30:43,146
MISS DOTTY...
1916
01:30:43,229 --> 01:30:44,981
A LITTLE LIPSTICK
WOULDN'T HURT.
1917
01:30:46,816 --> 01:30:49,026
IT WON'T HELP,
EITHER.
1918
01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:51,946
Carolers, drunkenly: ♪ WAS TO
CERTAIN POOR SHEPHERDS ♪
1919
01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:55,366
♪ IN FIELDS AS THEY LAY ♪
1920
01:30:55,449 --> 01:30:58,703
♪ IN FIELDS AS THEY... ♪
1921
01:30:58,786 --> 01:31:00,538
SERGEANT SAYS
TAKE THESE
NIGHTINGALES HOME.
1922
01:31:00,621 --> 01:31:01,539
OKAY.
1923
01:31:01,622 --> 01:31:03,749
MISS BATES?
1924
01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:06,210
COME WITH ME,
MA'AM.
1925
01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:08,296
♪ ...THAT WAS SO DEEP ♪
1926
01:31:08,379 --> 01:31:09,422
♪ NOEL, NOEL ♪
1927
01:31:09,505 --> 01:31:13,384
Officer: OKAY, OKAY...
PLEASE COME!
1928
01:31:13,467 --> 01:31:14,802
WE'RE GOIN' HOME
TOGETHER!
1929
01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:17,597
WE'RE GOIN'
IN ONE CAR 'CAUSE
THAT'S TOGETHERNESS.
1930
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:20,266
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
1931
01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,067
HEY, RALPH...
THAT YOUR WIFE?
1932
01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:33,112
MM-MM. IT'S
STUART P. McGILL'S
DAUGHTER.
1933
01:31:35,323 --> 01:31:36,616
SERGEANT, I JUST
WANNA HAVE THIS--
1934
01:31:36,699 --> 01:31:39,911
ONE MINUTE, MISS,
PLEASE. MR. BATES?
1935
01:31:41,662 --> 01:31:44,290
I'M ABOUT
TO ASK MISS BATES
IF SHE WANTS
1936
01:31:44,373 --> 01:31:47,168
TO CHARGE YOU WITH
ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT
OF HER VALUABLES...
1937
01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:50,004
IF THERE IS
SUCH A CHARGE, WHICH,
LIKE I SAID BEFORE--
1938
01:31:50,087 --> 01:31:54,008
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF THERE IS OR ISN'T,
SERGEANT.
1939
01:31:54,091 --> 01:31:56,302
MY HUSBAND AND I ARE
GOING TO BE DIVORCED,
1940
01:31:56,385 --> 01:31:59,847
AND PROPERTY THINGS
WILL HAVE TO BE SETTLED
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
1941
01:31:59,931 --> 01:32:03,184
BUT HE HAS THE RIGHT
TO DISPOSE OF ANYTHING
THAT BELONGS TO ME
1942
01:32:03,267 --> 01:32:04,852
BECAUSE IT BELONGS
TO HIM, TOO.
1943
01:32:04,936 --> 01:32:06,646
YOU GOT TO CONSIDER
YOUR LEGAL POSITION--
1944
01:32:06,729 --> 01:32:09,607
YOU JUST BE QUIET,
DADDY!
1945
01:32:09,690 --> 01:32:11,609
YOU OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF--
1946
01:32:11,692 --> 01:32:13,736
HUMILIATING THE WHOLE
FAMILY THIS WAY!
1947
01:32:13,819 --> 01:32:16,030
HE THREATENED
TO CLOBBER ME.
YOU KNOW THAT?
1948
01:32:16,113 --> 01:32:18,491
I GOT TIRED OF
HIS TRYING TO PUSH ME
AROUND.
1949
01:32:18,574 --> 01:32:20,451
I HAVE NO SYMPATHY
FOR YOU, RALPH.
1950
01:32:20,534 --> 01:32:22,787
HE PUSHES YOU
AROUND 'CAUSE YOU
HURT HIS FEELINGS--
1951
01:32:22,870 --> 01:32:25,998
LETTING HIM KNOW YOU DON'T
LIKE HIM. YOU COULD'VE
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
1952
01:32:26,082 --> 01:32:28,918
NOTHING IN THIS WORLD
MATTERS TO ME THAN
HIM LIKING ME!
1953
01:32:29,001 --> 01:32:32,129
DADDY, DON'T YOU SAY
ANOTHER WORD...
1954
01:32:32,213 --> 01:32:34,882
EXCEPT APOLOGIZING
TO THE SERGEANT FOR
WASTING HIS TIME.
1955
01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:38,761
OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT.
NOW LOOK, FOLKS,
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
1956
01:32:38,844 --> 01:32:41,138
WHY DON'T YOU
FORGET THE WHOLE THING
AND GO HOME?
1957
01:32:41,222 --> 01:32:45,476
YOU BRING UP A CHILD,
YOU SPARE NO EXPENSE,
AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!
1958
01:32:45,559 --> 01:32:47,937
♪ PEACE ON EARTH
AND MERCY MILD ♪
1959
01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:50,940
♪ GOD AND SINNERS
RECONCILED ♪
1960
01:32:51,023 --> 01:32:54,193
I'M JUST HAPPY
THAT MY FOREBEARS
AND MY DADDY
1961
01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:56,445
ARE NOT HERE
TO WITNESS
THIS DISGRACE,
1962
01:32:56,529 --> 01:32:58,656
OR TO SEE THE KIND
OF PERSON YOUR DADDY
1963
01:32:58,739 --> 01:33:00,032
HAS LET
INTO THIS FAMILY.
1964
01:33:00,116 --> 01:33:02,159
LISTEN,
SCARLETT O'HARA,
1965
01:33:02,243 --> 01:33:06,289
IF BY YOUR FOREBEARS
YOU MEAN YOUR
CARPETBAGGIN' GRANDPA,
1966
01:33:06,372 --> 01:33:08,207
JAIL WAS NO NOVELTY
TO HIM.
1967
01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:11,627
AND AS FOR YOUR DADDY,
HE LET ME INTO THIS FAMILY,
1968
01:33:11,711 --> 01:33:16,507
FOR WHICH PRIVILEGE
I HAD TO KISS HIS BIG--TOE
EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.
1969
01:33:16,590 --> 01:33:18,843
AT LEAST I'LL SAY THIS
FOR RALPH BATES:
1970
01:33:18,926 --> 01:33:21,846
HE NEVER KISSED MINE.
1971
01:33:21,929 --> 01:33:24,348
STUART,
I WILL NEVER SPEAK
TO YOU AGAIN
1972
01:33:24,432 --> 01:33:26,642
AS LONG AS I LIVE,
I PROMISE YOU.
1973
01:33:26,726 --> 01:33:30,146
DON'T WORRY, MAMA.
I WON'T HOLD YOU TO THAT.
NOT THIS TIME.
1974
01:33:30,229 --> 01:33:31,355
YOU COMING, DOTTY?
1975
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:32,732
NOT JUST YET.
1976
01:33:32,815 --> 01:33:35,985
I WANT TO TALK
TO RALPH ABOUT
THE BABY'S CHRISTMAS.
1977
01:33:36,068 --> 01:33:39,613
YOU GO ON AHEAD.
I'LL BE HOME
AFTER A BIT.
1978
01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:43,534
DOROTHEA, I AM NOT
SURE YOU SHOULD HAVE
ANYTHING AT ALL TO--
1979
01:33:51,834 --> 01:33:55,129
I DON'T CARE
WHAT'S HAPPENED
BETWEEN US, RALPH.
1980
01:33:55,212 --> 01:33:57,965
THAT CHILD IS GOING
TO HAVE HIS CHRISTMAS.
1981
01:33:58,049 --> 01:34:00,801
SEND HIM
IN A TAXI TOMORROW,
AND HE CAN HAVE IT.
1982
01:34:00,885 --> 01:34:03,429
NO. HE'S GOING
TO SEE HIS PRESENTS
1983
01:34:03,512 --> 01:34:06,515
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
WHEN HE OPENS HIS EYES.
1984
01:34:06,599 --> 01:34:08,351
HE WON'T UNDERSTAND
ANYTHING ELSE.
1985
01:34:08,434 --> 01:34:11,270
OH, YOU CAN
EXPLAIN IT TO HIM.
1986
01:34:11,354 --> 01:34:15,941
YOU DON'T EXPLAIN
CHRISTMAS TO A CHILD.
IT'S GOT TO BE THERE.
1987
01:34:22,490 --> 01:34:24,825
ISABEL HAVERSTICK,
MRS. BATES.
1988
01:34:24,909 --> 01:34:28,329
AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND,
GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
1989
01:34:29,663 --> 01:34:31,082
GEORGE...
1990
01:34:31,165 --> 01:34:33,667
GEORGE HAVERSTICK?
1991
01:34:34,668 --> 01:34:36,921
OH, OF COURSE!
1992
01:34:38,297 --> 01:34:41,759
RALPH TALKS
ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME!
1993
01:34:41,842 --> 01:34:45,471
AND NOW THERE'S
A MRS. HAVERSTICK!
1994
01:34:45,554 --> 01:34:46,555
WELL!
1995
01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:47,598
SINCE--
SINCE YESTERDAY.
1996
01:34:47,681 --> 01:34:50,351
ISN'T THAT LOVELY!
1997
01:34:50,434 --> 01:34:52,895
[DOTTY LAUGHING]
1998
01:34:52,978 --> 01:34:54,730
WELL, I...ARE YOU...
1999
01:34:54,814 --> 01:34:56,357
ARE YOU STAYING IN TOWN?
2000
01:34:56,440 --> 01:34:57,775
THEY'RE STAYING
AT OUR HOUSE
2001
01:34:57,858 --> 01:35:00,361
WHERE THEY'VE BEEN
UP TO THEIR NECKS
IN OUR TROUBLES,
2002
01:35:00,444 --> 01:35:02,863
SO WE DON'T HAVE
TO MAKE SOCIAL TALK.
2003
01:35:02,947 --> 01:35:05,241
IF YOU WANNA COME,
YOU CAN GET
SKIPPY'S STUFF.
2004
01:35:05,324 --> 01:35:07,701
I'LL DRIVE YOU TO
YOUR FOLKS. WHERE'D
YOU PARK?
2005
01:35:07,785 --> 01:35:10,204
DOWN THE STREET.
WE ALL CAME
IN MY CAR.
2006
01:35:12,415 --> 01:35:13,958
WE--WE DIDN'T MEAN
TO INTRUDE.
2007
01:35:14,041 --> 01:35:15,918
NO. WE'RE JUST GONNA
DROP YOU TWO OFF,
2008
01:35:16,001 --> 01:35:18,170
AND WE'RE GONNA BE
ON OUR WAY...SOMEWHERE.
2009
01:35:18,254 --> 01:35:20,798
BUT--BUT THAT'S--
2010
01:35:20,881 --> 01:35:25,136
IT'S A 1939
BLACK...
CADILLAC...
2011
01:35:26,387 --> 01:35:28,055
HEARSE.
2012
01:35:28,139 --> 01:35:33,894
OH, WELL...
WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA!
IT'S SO...ROOMY.
2013
01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:38,399
YEAH! HEY, RALPH,
THIS IS SOME NICE GIRL
YOU MARRIED HERE!
2014
01:35:38,482 --> 01:35:40,317
RALPH...RALPH,
WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE?
2015
01:35:40,401 --> 01:35:41,819
YOU KNOW THE WAY BETTER.
2016
01:35:43,112 --> 01:35:44,155
FINE.
2017
01:35:46,407 --> 01:35:47,950
HEY, BUDDY!
2018
01:35:52,329 --> 01:35:54,206
I'M GONNA CLOSE THIS.
2019
01:35:54,290 --> 01:35:58,169
THAT WAY, WE CAN'T
HEAR YOU, AND YOU
CAN'T HEAR US, OKAY?
2020
01:36:03,966 --> 01:36:05,718
[STARTS ENGINE]
2021
01:36:15,519 --> 01:36:17,688
Dotty:
I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS.
2022
01:36:17,771 --> 01:36:20,566
GEORGE IS JUST
AS NICE AS YOU'VE
ALWAYS SAID HE WAS.
2023
01:36:20,649 --> 01:36:22,359
THE GIRL SEEMS
A DARLING.
2024
01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:25,362
Ralph: I'M GONNA
RAISE CATTLE WITH GEORGE
NEAR SAN ANTONE.
2025
01:36:25,446 --> 01:36:27,031
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
2026
01:36:27,114 --> 01:36:27,865
OH?
2027
01:36:27,948 --> 01:36:30,367
HMM? OH,
WOMEN LIKE SECURITY.
2028
01:36:30,451 --> 01:36:31,577
CATTLE-BREEDING
IS CHANCY...
2029
01:36:31,660 --> 01:36:33,913
EVEN IF
IT MEANS A MAN
WASTES HIS LIFE
2030
01:36:33,996 --> 01:36:36,707
AT A DESK JOB,
TYRANNIZED OVER
BY INFERIOR MEN.
2031
01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:39,376
I ALWAYS WANTED YOU
TO BE INDEPENDENT--
YOUR OWN BOSS.
2032
01:36:39,460 --> 01:36:41,337
NOT WHEN YOU WERE
FACED WITH IT!
2033
01:36:41,420 --> 01:36:42,880
I BROKE THE NEWS
TO YOU,
2034
01:36:42,963 --> 01:36:45,966
AND YOU WALKED OUT
ON ME, TAKING
MY SON WITH YOU.
2035
01:36:46,050 --> 01:36:49,803
THAT WAS NOT JUST
BECAUSE YOU QUIT YOUR JOB.
2036
01:36:49,887 --> 01:36:52,598
WELL, I THINK YOU MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
2037
01:36:52,681 --> 01:36:54,475
YOU REALIZED YOU HAD
TIED YOURSELF DOWN
2038
01:36:54,558 --> 01:36:56,477
TO A SQUARE PEG
IN A ROUND HOLE
2039
01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:58,229
THAT HAD NOW POPPED
OUTTA THAT HOLE,
2040
01:36:58,312 --> 01:37:00,439
AND WOULD'VE BEEN OF
NO FURTHER USE TO YOU.
2041
01:37:00,523 --> 01:37:01,732
RALPH,
THAT IS NOT WHY--
2042
01:37:01,815 --> 01:37:04,777
I GOT WHAT I HAD COMING
TO ME, ALRIGHT.
2043
01:37:04,860 --> 01:37:06,445
I TOLD YOUR OLD MAN
SOMETHING
2044
01:37:06,529 --> 01:37:10,241
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
5 YEARS AGO, DOROTHEA.
2045
01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:13,744
I MARRIED YOU
WITHOUT LOVE.
2046
01:37:13,827 --> 01:37:17,122
I MARRIED YOU FOR
YOUR STINGY-FISTED
OLD PAPA'S PROMISE
2047
01:37:17,206 --> 01:37:20,793
TO MAKE ME
HIS HEIR APPARENT.
ASSURANCES, LIES,
2048
01:37:20,876 --> 01:37:22,962
EVEN BROAD HINTS
THAT HE WOULD
SOON KICK OFF.
2049
01:37:23,045 --> 01:37:26,006
RALPH, DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT I KNOW THAT?!
2050
01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:40,938
WELL...WHY'D YOU ACCEPT
IT, THEN, DOTTY?
2051
01:37:42,314 --> 01:37:45,526
BECAUSE I WAS SO...
2052
01:37:45,609 --> 01:37:47,403
CUT IT OUT, WILL YOU?
HAVE SOME PRIDE!
2053
01:37:47,486 --> 01:37:48,612
I DO!
IN WHAT?
2054
01:37:48,696 --> 01:37:50,281
IN YOU!
2055
01:37:50,364 --> 01:37:51,740
I'M TELLING YOU,
DOTTY,
2056
01:37:51,824 --> 01:37:54,660
I'M NOTHING BETTER
THAN A LOUSY--
2057
01:37:54,743 --> 01:37:57,538
DON'T TELL ME AGAIN!
DON'T TELL ME AGAIN!
2058
01:37:57,621 --> 01:37:59,790
DON'T HUMILIATE ME,
PLEASE!
2059
01:37:59,873 --> 01:38:02,293
DON'T HUMILIATE ME!
2060
01:38:12,803 --> 01:38:16,307
WAIT A MINUTE,
DOTTY, I WANT TO
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
2061
01:38:16,390 --> 01:38:20,019
IF YOU KNEW IT
ALL THE WHILE
AND STAYED WITH ME,
2062
01:38:20,102 --> 01:38:23,105
WHAT ARE YOU
LEAVING ME FOR NOW?
2063
01:38:24,315 --> 01:38:26,317
WELL, I...I JUST...
2064
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:29,737
I GOT TO THINKING
WHAT IT MUST
BE LIKE FOR YOU...
2065
01:38:29,820 --> 01:38:34,700
HAVING TO MAKE YOURSELF
KISS SOMEONE YOU DON'T
WANT TO KISS,
2066
01:38:34,783 --> 01:38:38,746
HAVING TO MAKE YOURSELF
WALK FROM YOUR BED
OVER TO MINE.
2067
01:38:38,829 --> 01:38:40,497
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
DOTTY.
2068
01:38:40,581 --> 01:38:43,959
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
THAT ISN'T WHAT I SAID.
THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!
2069
01:38:44,043 --> 01:38:46,670
IT IS! I DON'T WANT
YOU TO WASTE YOUR LIFE
2070
01:38:46,754 --> 01:38:49,256
ON A DESK JOB
OR ON A WOMAN
YOU DON'T LOVE.
2071
01:38:49,340 --> 01:38:51,634
THAT ISN'T
WHAT I SAID--
2072
01:38:51,717 --> 01:38:52,801
DOTTY?!
2073
01:38:54,219 --> 01:38:56,013
WHAT AN...
2074
01:38:56,096 --> 01:39:00,559
WHAT AN AWFUL,
FRIGHTENING THING
IT IS.
2075
01:39:00,643 --> 01:39:01,769
HUH?
2076
01:39:04,813 --> 01:39:08,233
TWO PEOPLE
LIVING TOGETHER...
2077
01:39:08,317 --> 01:39:13,572
JUST...TWO COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT WORLDS...
2078
01:39:13,656 --> 01:39:17,785
ATTEMPTIN'...
EXISTENCE TOGETHER.
2079
01:39:17,868 --> 01:39:20,204
I DIDN'T MARRY YOU
GRITTING MY TEETH
AND SHUDDERING,
2080
01:39:20,287 --> 01:39:22,373
THE WAY
YOU MAKE IT SOUND.
2081
01:39:22,456 --> 01:39:25,417
HONEY, I LIKED YOU.
I SINCERELY LIKED
AND RESPECTED YOU.
2082
01:39:25,501 --> 01:39:27,169
I DON'T WANT
TO BE RESPECTED.
2083
01:39:27,252 --> 01:39:29,296
THAT'S THE WAY
MEN FEEL ABOUT
HOMELY WOMEN.
2084
01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:31,382
BUT YOU'RE NOT HOMELY.
NOT ANYMORE.
2085
01:39:31,465 --> 01:39:33,050
WHEN YOU BEEN
A HOMELY GIRL,
2086
01:39:33,133 --> 01:39:34,843
YOU FEEL HOMELY
ALL YOUR LIFE.
2087
01:39:34,927 --> 01:39:36,887
THEY CAN CHANGE
YOUR TEETH
OR FIX YOUR NOSE,
2088
01:39:36,970 --> 01:39:39,181
GIVE YOU A WHOLE
NEW FACE--DOESN'T
MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
2089
01:39:39,264 --> 01:39:40,432
YOU ALWAYS KNOW.
2090
01:39:40,516 --> 01:39:42,685
DOTTY, I'VE TOLD YOU
A HUNDRED TIMES.
2091
01:39:42,768 --> 01:39:45,145
YOU'VE IMPROVED
IN APPEARANCE.
2092
01:39:47,606 --> 01:39:50,359
BUT EVERY TIME YOU SEE
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL...
2093
01:39:50,442 --> 01:39:52,111
YOU FEEL CHEATED.
2094
01:39:54,321 --> 01:39:57,282
HONEY, ANYTIME
ANY MARRIED MAN SEES
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL,
2095
01:39:57,366 --> 01:39:59,827
HE FEELS CHEATED.
2096
01:39:59,910 --> 01:40:01,829
DOTTY...DOTTY,
NOW LISTEN TO ME,
WILL YOU?
2097
01:40:01,912 --> 01:40:04,707
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE
MARRIED TO ANYONE
BUT YOU, HONEY.
2098
01:40:04,790 --> 01:40:06,834
I'M GONNA GET A BOX
TO PUT THESE TOYS.
2099
01:40:06,917 --> 01:40:08,335
NOW, HONEST!
2100
01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,754
STOP IT!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
MAKE ME FEEL GOOD!
2101
01:40:10,838 --> 01:40:13,966
IT'S NOT
YOUR JOB ANYMORE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
2102
01:40:14,049 --> 01:40:15,175
DOTTY--
2103
01:40:53,172 --> 01:40:54,715
OH...
2104
01:41:02,139 --> 01:41:03,974
RALPH...
2105
01:41:04,057 --> 01:41:06,810
OH, RALPH,
I LIKE YOUR WIFE.
2106
01:41:06,894 --> 01:41:08,771
I THINK
SHE'S REALLY NICE.
2107
01:41:08,854 --> 01:41:10,189
YEAH. WELL,
SHE'S LEAVING.
2108
01:41:10,272 --> 01:41:12,357
DO YOU WANT HER TO?
2109
01:41:12,441 --> 01:41:15,402
I TOLD HER I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE MARRIED
TO ANYONE ELSE.
2110
01:41:15,486 --> 01:41:16,487
DID YOU MEAN IT?
2111
01:41:16,570 --> 01:41:17,988
OF COURSE I MEAN IT.
2112
01:41:18,071 --> 01:41:21,784
YOU THINK I COULD
STAND TO GO THROUGH
IT ALL AGAIN?
2113
01:41:21,867 --> 01:41:24,203
I REALLY LIKE
THAT WOMAN.
2114
01:41:24,286 --> 01:41:26,079
IN SOME WAYS, I'M...
2115
01:41:27,498 --> 01:41:30,000
WELL, I'M CRAZY
ABOUT HER.
2116
01:41:30,083 --> 01:41:32,211
YOU'RE--YOU'RE
JUST GOING THROUGH
2117
01:41:32,294 --> 01:41:35,214
A LITTLE PERIOD
OF ADJUSTMENT.
2118
01:41:35,297 --> 01:41:37,841
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED
6 YEARS, LITTLE GIRL!
2119
01:41:37,925 --> 01:41:41,929
ALL THAT TIME,
YOU'VE BEEN UNDER
A TERRIBLE STRAIN--
2120
01:41:42,012 --> 01:41:43,639
HATING WHAT YOU DID...
2121
01:41:43,722 --> 01:41:47,851
AND MAYBE TAKING IT
OUT ON YOUR WIFE,
RALPH BATES.
2122
01:41:47,935 --> 01:41:48,977
AND--
2123
01:41:49,061 --> 01:41:50,604
[GASPS]
2124
01:41:55,442 --> 01:41:59,029
I FOUND THIS
IN THE BEDROOM.
2125
01:41:59,112 --> 01:42:00,989
OH...
IT'S PERFECT.
2126
01:42:01,073 --> 01:42:04,034
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS
MADE JUST FOR YOU.
2127
01:42:04,117 --> 01:42:06,495
Isabel: OH!
2128
01:42:08,330 --> 01:42:10,666
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL,
DOTTY.
2129
01:42:14,461 --> 01:42:17,923
YOU DO...
YOU DO MEAN THIS?
2130
01:42:19,341 --> 01:42:21,677
I TOLD YOU, HONEY.
2131
01:42:22,845 --> 01:42:24,429
[CRYING
WITH HAPPINESS]
2132
01:42:26,265 --> 01:42:28,058
[CRYING AND LAUGHING]
2133
01:42:35,107 --> 01:42:37,484
OH...
2134
01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:39,486
[SIGHS]
2135
01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:43,073
THE HUMAN HEART
WOULD NEVER PASS
THE DRUNK TEST.
2136
01:42:43,156 --> 01:42:44,783
WHAT?
2137
01:42:44,867 --> 01:42:48,328
WELL...
YOU TAKE THE...
2138
01:42:48,412 --> 01:42:51,582
HUMAN HEART OUT OF...
OUT OF THE HUMAN BODY...
2139
01:42:51,665 --> 01:42:55,711
PUT A PAIR OF LEGS
ON IT AND TELL IT TO
WALK A STRAIGHT LINE...
2140
01:42:57,337 --> 01:42:58,922
COULDN'T DO IT.
2141
01:42:59,006 --> 01:43:01,550
COULD NEVER PASS
THE DRUNK TEST.
2142
01:43:04,511 --> 01:43:06,471
I LOVE YOU.
2143
01:43:06,555 --> 01:43:09,808
OH, DOTTY...
I LOVE YOU SO--
2144
01:43:13,020 --> 01:43:14,771
[LAUGHING]
2145
01:43:14,855 --> 01:43:16,189
UH...
2146
01:43:16,273 --> 01:43:18,817
WE'LL BE GOING NOW,
MRS. BATES,
AND GET OUR THINGS.
2147
01:43:18,901 --> 01:43:20,360
WE GOT TO GO.
2148
01:43:20,444 --> 01:43:22,029
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
2149
01:43:22,112 --> 01:43:23,780
OH, YES, WE DO.
2150
01:43:23,864 --> 01:43:25,908
THIS SOFA LETS OUT
INTO A BED!
2151
01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:26,992
YEAH!
2152
01:43:27,075 --> 01:43:29,244
IT'S ACTUALLY
VERY COMFORTABLE.
2153
01:43:29,328 --> 01:43:30,704
YOU CAN STAY
RIGHT HERE.
2154
01:43:30,787 --> 01:43:31,622
SURE.
2155
01:43:31,705 --> 01:43:33,707
IT'S VERY EASY
TO FIX.
2156
01:43:33,790 --> 01:43:34,666
VERY EASY.
2157
01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:36,293
WE'VE INTRUDED
ENOUGH ALREADY.
2158
01:43:36,376 --> 01:43:38,462
I DON'T WANT
TO PUT YOU OUT.
2159
01:43:38,545 --> 01:43:40,631
OH, PLEASE,
I INSIST!
2160
01:43:40,714 --> 01:43:44,176
IT REALLY ISN'T
EASY TO FIND
A HOTEL IN TOWN
2161
01:43:44,259 --> 01:43:47,930
WITH SO MANY FOLKS
COMING INTO TOWN
FOR CHRISTMAS.
2162
01:43:48,013 --> 01:43:50,933
WELL, IF IT'S NOT
PUTTING YOU OUT
TOO MUCH...
2163
01:43:51,016 --> 01:43:52,476
Dotty: OH, NO!
2164
01:43:52,559 --> 01:43:54,519
OH, THIS IS SUCH
A SWEET LITTLE ROOM.
2165
01:43:54,603 --> 01:43:55,687
YES. SWEET.
2166
01:43:55,771 --> 01:43:58,273
AND THE FIRE'S
SHINING SO BRIGHT
STILL.
2167
01:43:58,357 --> 01:44:00,317
Ralph: YOU'RE
NOT PUTTING US
OUT AT ALL.
2168
01:44:00,400 --> 01:44:03,362
AND WE GOT A LOT
TO TALK ABOUT, GEORGE!
TEXAS, THE RANCH...
2169
01:44:03,445 --> 01:44:05,697
KNOW WHAT
I MEAN, BOY?
2170
01:44:05,781 --> 01:44:09,034
WE CAN ALL TALK
IT OVER TOGETHER
AT BREAKFAST.
2171
01:44:09,117 --> 01:44:10,494
YES.
2172
01:44:10,577 --> 01:44:11,787
[DOTTY LAUGHS]
2173
01:44:11,870 --> 01:44:13,121
WELL, I'LL, UH...
2174
01:44:13,205 --> 01:44:15,874
WE'LL--WE'LL LEAVE
YOU TWO ALONE NOW.
2175
01:44:15,958 --> 01:44:18,752
UH...GOOD NIGHT.
2176
01:44:19,878 --> 01:44:22,547
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
HONEY?
2177
01:44:22,631 --> 01:44:24,633
MAMA TOOK
ALL MY THINGS.
2178
01:44:24,716 --> 01:44:28,387
I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO
WEAR THIS COAT TO BED!
2179
01:44:28,470 --> 01:44:30,806
OH, NO...I'LL
LEND YOU A NIGHTIE.
2180
01:44:30,889 --> 01:44:34,851
NO, I DO THINK
WE OUGHT TO GO
TO A HOTEL.
2181
01:44:34,935 --> 01:44:36,269
LOOK AT THAT.
2182
01:44:36,353 --> 01:44:39,523
OH...
HOW EXQUISITE!
2183
01:44:39,606 --> 01:44:41,692
OH, NO. THAT'S YOUR
HONEYMOON NIGHTIE.
2184
01:44:41,775 --> 01:44:44,945
OH, NO,
I HAVE ANOTHER.
PLEASE TAKE IT.
2185
01:44:45,028 --> 01:44:46,363
ARE YOU SURE?
2186
01:44:46,446 --> 01:44:48,865
I'M POSITIVE.
LOOK.
2187
01:44:49,825 --> 01:44:51,702
PLEASE TAKE IT.
2188
01:44:51,785 --> 01:44:53,870
WELL, THANK YOU
SO MUCH!
2189
01:44:53,954 --> 01:44:55,247
[LAUGHS]
2190
01:44:55,330 --> 01:44:57,874
COURSE, IF
YOU'D RATHER HAVE
THE PINK ONE...
2191
01:44:57,958 --> 01:45:01,795
OH, NO, NO, NO!
I'M JUST DELIGHTED
WITH THE BLUE ONE.
2192
01:45:01,878 --> 01:45:03,338
[RALPH WORKING BELLOWS]
2193
01:45:03,422 --> 01:45:06,466
WELL...
THERE YOU ARE.
2194
01:45:06,550 --> 01:45:08,051
ALL SET.
2195
01:45:09,302 --> 01:45:10,929
ANYTHING I CAN DO?
2196
01:45:11,013 --> 01:45:13,390
ANYTHING YOU
WANT ME TO DO...
2197
01:45:13,473 --> 01:45:15,475
RALPH...JUST
LEAVE 'EM ALONE.
2198
01:45:15,559 --> 01:45:17,060
UH...
2199
01:45:17,144 --> 01:45:18,562
OH...YEAH.
2200
01:45:18,645 --> 01:45:19,604
GOOD NIGHT NOW.
2201
01:45:19,688 --> 01:45:20,981
GOOD NIGHT.
2202
01:45:21,064 --> 01:45:21,982
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
2203
01:45:22,065 --> 01:45:23,233
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
KIDS!
2204
01:45:23,316 --> 01:45:24,484
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
2205
01:45:24,568 --> 01:45:26,236
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
2206
01:45:26,319 --> 01:45:28,071
[BEDROOM DOOR CLOSES]
2207
01:45:30,073 --> 01:45:31,783
[LAUGHING]
2208
01:45:45,088 --> 01:45:46,965
[WHISTLES]
2209
01:45:48,175 --> 01:45:49,718
[LAUGHING]
2210
01:45:49,801 --> 01:45:54,598
THAT LITTLE GIRL HAS
VERY FRENCHY TASTE
IN NIGHTIES.
2211
01:45:54,681 --> 01:45:56,183
SHE SURE HAS.
2212
01:45:57,142 --> 01:45:59,603
WELL...OH, BABY,
2213
01:45:59,686 --> 01:46:03,148
PLEASE DON'T USE
THAT VICKS VAPORUB
ON YOUR CHEST.
2214
01:46:03,231 --> 01:46:04,900
I'M NOT!
2215
01:46:04,983 --> 01:46:08,403
THIS IS HONEY
AND ALMOND CREAM
FOR MY HANDS.
2216
01:46:08,487 --> 01:46:11,073
OH! OH, WELL,
THAT'S BETTER.
2217
01:46:13,366 --> 01:46:17,120
Ralph: GET OFF!
WILL YOU GET OFF
THE BED, YOU?
2218
01:46:17,204 --> 01:46:19,414
[WHISPERING]
Get off the bed!
2219
01:46:20,624 --> 01:46:22,250
[LAUGHING]
2220
01:46:22,334 --> 01:46:25,253
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ABOUT HIM?
2221
01:46:26,505 --> 01:46:29,299
WELL, WHY DON'T
WE JUST, UH...
2222
01:46:29,382 --> 01:46:31,426
LET HIM STAY THERE,
2223
01:46:31,510 --> 01:46:35,055
AND...WE CAN USE
THE "HIS."
2224
01:46:43,855 --> 01:46:47,234
HEY...IN TEXAS, LET'S
GET A BIG ONE, HUH?
2225
01:46:47,317 --> 01:46:49,152
AND CALL IT "OURS."
2226
01:46:49,236 --> 01:46:50,654
THERE'S MORE DIGNITY
IN IT.
2227
01:46:50,737 --> 01:46:53,323
I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
TO LIE THERE WONDERING
2228
01:46:53,406 --> 01:46:57,828
IF YOU OUGHT TO MAKE
THAT LONG, DANGEROUS WALK
BETWEEN "HIS" AND "HERS."
2229
01:47:13,301 --> 01:47:15,345
COME ON TO BED.
2230
01:47:34,573 --> 01:47:35,866
RALPH?
2231
01:47:35,949 --> 01:47:38,410
YEAH?
2232
01:47:38,493 --> 01:47:41,246
DID YOU REALLY THINK
I WAS HOMELY?
2233
01:47:41,329 --> 01:47:43,707
OH, NO, NO,
DOTTY.
2234
01:47:43,790 --> 01:47:45,000
NO, HONEY.
2235
01:47:45,083 --> 01:47:46,376
YOU WERE NEVER
REALLY HOMELY.
2236
01:47:46,459 --> 01:47:49,296
YOU JUST HAD
SORT OF A...
2237
01:47:49,379 --> 01:47:52,799
OFF-BEAT FACE,
THAT'S ALL.
2238
01:47:52,883 --> 01:47:54,342
[LAUGHING]
2239
01:48:03,643 --> 01:48:07,189
I GUESS
THEY'VE TALKED
THINGS OVER...
2240
01:48:07,272 --> 01:48:10,066
AND ARE WORKING
THINGS OUT.
2241
01:48:12,986 --> 01:48:14,821
[LAUGHS]
2242
01:48:14,905 --> 01:48:20,160
I NEVER REALIZED
TILL NOW, THE SHAKES
ARE CATCHING.
2243
01:48:22,996 --> 01:48:24,581
LITTLE BIT...
2244
01:48:25,290 --> 01:48:28,335
WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
2245
01:48:28,418 --> 01:48:30,420
LITTLE BIT,
I SOMETIMES GIVE
THE IMPRESSION
2246
01:48:30,503 --> 01:48:35,425
OF BEING A VERY...
EFFICIENT TYPE
OF PERSON.
2247
01:48:35,508 --> 01:48:38,845
SORT OF...
SURE OF HISSELF.
2248
01:48:38,929 --> 01:48:40,722
TOUGH. LIKE I--
2249
01:48:40,805 --> 01:48:44,559
LIKE I THINK
I'M A SUPERMAN
OR SOMETHING.
2250
01:48:44,643 --> 01:48:49,606
YES. YOU DO GIVE
THAT IMPRESSION...
2251
01:48:49,689 --> 01:48:51,316
SOMETIMES, GEORGE.
2252
01:48:51,399 --> 01:48:55,153
WELL, THAT IS
NOT QUITE TRUE,
THAT IMPRESSION.
2253
01:48:55,237 --> 01:48:58,657
I AM ACTUALLY A VERY
NERVOUS TYPE OF PERSON.
2254
01:48:58,740 --> 01:49:02,494
I'M A VERY NERVOUS TYPE
OF PERSON RIGHT NOW.
2255
01:49:03,245 --> 01:49:05,205
I KNOW.
2256
01:49:08,041 --> 01:49:09,751
DO YOU, HONEY?
2257
01:49:12,254 --> 01:49:15,632
I EXPECT MOST MEN
ARE NERVOUS...
2258
01:49:15,715 --> 01:49:17,259
DON'T YOU?
2259
01:49:17,342 --> 01:49:19,636
AT THE BEGINNING.
2260
01:49:23,056 --> 01:49:24,641
OH...
2261
01:49:24,724 --> 01:49:28,520
THERE'S
ONE GOOD THING
ABOUT MARRIAGE.
2262
01:49:28,603 --> 01:49:30,897
WHAT? WHAT?
2263
01:49:32,357 --> 01:49:35,777
THERE'S
SO MUCH TIME.
2264
01:49:35,860 --> 01:49:40,156
NOTHING HAS
TO DEPEND JUST
ON ONE DAY...
2265
01:49:40,240 --> 01:49:43,493
OR ONE NIGHT.
2266
01:49:43,576 --> 01:49:46,997
YOU ALWAYS HAVE
ANOTHER CHANCE...
2267
01:49:47,080 --> 01:49:48,665
BOTH OF YOU.
2268
01:49:51,626 --> 01:49:54,713
BOY, I SURE WISH I HAD
THAT LITTLE BUZZER
2269
01:49:54,796 --> 01:49:57,924
THAT I HAD
AT THE BELVEDERE
GENERAL HOSPITAL.
2270
01:49:58,008 --> 01:50:00,343
HONEY, YOU DON'T
NEED IT ANYMORE.
2271
01:50:00,427 --> 01:50:04,055
I'M NOT WAY DOWN
AT THE END
OF A CORRIDOR.
2272
01:50:05,307 --> 01:50:07,517
I'M RIGHT HERE.
2273
01:50:09,561 --> 01:50:10,687
BZZZ!
2274
01:50:12,939 --> 01:50:15,108
BZZ-BZZ-BZZZ!
2275
01:50:15,191 --> 01:50:16,526
[LAUGHS]
2276
01:50:16,609 --> 01:50:18,778
THAT FOR ME?
2277
01:50:19,779 --> 01:50:21,740
YES, MA'AM.
2278
01:50:21,823 --> 01:50:23,825
YOU COME ON OVER HERE.
2279
01:50:26,619 --> 01:50:28,121
NO.
2280
01:50:29,497 --> 01:50:32,208
NO, WHY DON'T
YOU COME HERE?
2281
01:50:33,209 --> 01:50:34,377
COME ON.
2282
01:50:34,461 --> 01:50:36,838
IT'S NICE
BY THE FIRE.
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