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TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER

Oscar is all wrong.

That's not what I asked.

Stop. Oscar, stop everything. We have to do it all again.

Not the same color.

Here is sunshine yellow, and here, Orange.

Not the same thing.

This is yellow-Brazil. -I know.

But look here, is not the same yellow.

Alice, please already exchanged 4 times.

They are all tired, and trust me ...

no one will notice the difference.

I notice the difference. We have to do it all again.

Sorry, Oscar, but is not the same color.

I want to talk to him. I keep falling in the mailbox.

He hung everything the computer and the phone.

No one has access. Except Lise.

She is on his side since you traveled.

A stick only.

Last night we were having dinner with the owner of the group.

What?

Kimmel appeared in Paris unannounced ...

And all went to dinner in Bristol.

I want to talk to him.

I can not.

He is unavailable.

Otherwise, how is in Brazil. Is it hot?

Then I'll call you, Pauline.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Wait, let me put. Thank you.

Hope I did not hurt him.

Thanks anyway.

Football.

Sorry, but you're in my seat.

This one is my place.

Are you crazy?

Sir, please sit down.

Sit with pleasure but as you can see ...

Stay calm.

I am calm.

Follow me, please.

Where?

-Beyond. I'm going.

Sorry what happened before.

Not introduced myself.

Laurent Touzan, Alliance Francaise.

Listen, I don't know anyone else in Paris.

Who knows, we can have dinner together?

Pardon?

I like to be direct, not to waste time.

Excuse me, is that place free?

I'm afraid not, this young man will sit here.

Sorry, i have interrupted the conversation ...

Sit.

-Lady? -Yes.

Have you made your choice?

I'll take lobster, thanks.

I also want lobster.

I hope it's pretty cool.

I'm sorry, sir, but as you came from economic ...

you are not entitled to the menu from first class. Sorry.

Lady, have you made your choice?

Ladies and gentlemen, Here is your captain speaking.

Our plane is coming to zone of turbulence.

Keep your seat belts fastened well, thank you.

don't worry.

Just convergence in the intertropical zone.

The hot air mass that is the cold air.

Then it happens.

Look for commissioners.

I do this to reassure me and always works.

Sorry, sorry ... excuse me

In fact, there is a chance in a million ...

Yes.

actually one chance in a billion.

A small margin ...

Sorry.

No problem. It was nothing.

-Goodbye. -Goodbye.

It was a pleasure almost die with you.

Balthazar. My name is Balthazar.

Alice.

Wait.

Alice, your flash drive.

That is ridiculous I would have taken a taxi.

It is a pleasure for me. I needed fresh air.

At the airport?

So how are the Brazilians?

You scared me.

The doll is for you, bought it in Rio.

Show it to your friends.

Sure, mother, sure.

Take that.

Thank you for cancer.

Sorry, Zoe.

Lady. Lady.

Alice! Alice! Damn!

Alice!

Lamborghini Gallardo Spider.

It is for the show on Tuesday.

Genial. Where do I put this?

Richard is free on Wednesday.

Dinner at home. No scandals. Promise?

There are other patterns to be with a guy.

When I say I'm happy without a man ...

no subtext. I'm happy without a man,

Wednesday. Without negotiation.

What the fuck - your gynecologist!

You must be joking.

What is the problem?

He is sensitive, charming, workhaholic affectionate and like you.

Also does not come with else ...

for a long time, just like you.

Looks fantastic.

It's lovely.

Good morning, Mrs.. Lantins.

Good day.

How much years continence? -8 Years.

And how was the capital world of dental floss?

Between the teeth?

Between the teeth?

Lunch?

Can not. A desperate woman returned.

What did you say? Apfel?

Good morning, Pauline. -Alice.

Vincent is waiting and mr. Apfel has something yours.

Apfel, don't know. I'll be in your office.

It's a complete mess here.

Morning. Morning.

don't do anything I ask. They are impossible.

Mrs. Lantins!

How are you?

Very well. And you?

Do you know about the dinner between Lise and Kimmel?

The already stressed arrived with everything.

Speak of the devil, she got here.

Yet another. This. Hi

Hi, girl you are too.

I'm always doing my best.

Hi Alice, you got a tan.

Thank you.

I'm kind of stunned ...

we left at 6 am Beyond the Baron ...

Garou with rubbing me, the guy is pathetic.

It is.

Good luck to you. Goodbye.

Right.

My God, it was a great ride.

Yes.

Can we talk?

In and close the door.

I went to the Chinese restaurant near Central Park.

We both love.

Yes, I remember.

Where fucked on the table.

You were so manly, so strong.

I better come back later.

No, please sit down.

What a wonderful transaction, you were too.

Listen, I liked the reminder, I'm with Alice now.

Even more.

Long distance relationship, I can not stand ...

frankly, it bothers me.

Saw the matter we have unleashed.

Look. Vincent Kahn leaves the old continent.

You like the photo? Yeah, it's great.

I'm super happy.

It was good in Bristol?

How was the meeting Kimmel and Lise?

News travels fast!

It was only a small impromptu dinner, that's all.

Look, you said you trust the "Rebelle" for me.

I'm about to turn 40, Vincent.

Really? 40?

She's really amazing. She makes three thousand things.

Has a blog artist's body ...

burlesque dancer! Married three times.

Man, woman and man again.

We need someone that makes you dream!

Balancing structures.

If you don't make me dream ...

as will make readers dreaming?

Are you telling me I'm too old?

Picasso died aged 91 with a child's heart.

Nothing to do with age.

It's a question about attitude, you know?

don't look at me like that, makes my blood run cold.

Things did not go exactly as you would like.

This magazine is a quarterly publication.

The job of editor is part-time.

So you can take care of your family.

-Are you kidding me? Of course not.

She has great drawing.

30 000 subscriptions, is not to throw away.

I'm going back to my work.

Say, can you take me at the party in Alex Friday night?

I know, it's scary.

It's you, but ... I want to surprise you.

Are you okay? -Yes.

You look tired. You think so?

No, I'm in great shape.

You have no bread?

This is good.

Spent in inter last week.

Sales were madness.

Really?

Martin is radiant, he wants another of these in September.

I did not have to write a line.

between that and my lectures ...

You want something to drink? No, thank you.

I don't want a little massage?

Wait.

You always had magic fingers.

Incidentally, Agata encountered your book.

She found it very good. What's the title again?

The lsland without Oceans.

The lsland without Oceans!

don't laugh.

Okay, is good.

Hi, Charlotte. -Hello.

Here is your mother.

I love you, my love. Be careful.

And now, she nods.

Mr. Apfel. Pen drive. Airplane.

We'll see.

-Hello? -Hello?

Hello?

Can you hear me?

Who is?

This is Mrs.. Lantins, I sat beside her on the plane.

Alice? Good night, good night.

You left me a message.

Found the pen drive, is it?

Yes I found your pen drive. I have it.

God, thank you.

We can meet somewhere?

Sure. When you want.

You can now?

Now? Yes, of course I can.

Where?

I'm in the 162 The Dock

I'm going.

What the hell. The guy does not seem to see me.

Are you okay?

Yes.

I'll tell you what was what happened.

Alice. Alice. Here.

Look, it's not far, is the end of the bar.

I'm in a hurry.

Is full because the'' happy hour''.

Said I'm in a hurry.

Really, crazy.

Look who's here?

I never imagined seeing her in a place like this.

I know, at this time, her age ...

will take two years to recover!

Fanny and Guillaume, friends of the school of architecture.

Alice is ...

A well-known. Good night.

You want a drink? -Only my pen drive.

But it's in my home.

In your home?

I did not understand well on the phone.

I said I had your pen drive.

With me. But not here now.

It's in my house.

Where is your home? -Say what?

Where is your home?

My house?

Yes, I know. The site seemed else ...

but the picture was black and white.

Soon you'll get used to it.

Shall I go on the back?

don't worry; I am very careful.

Right.

Can I? There is one special way.

Sorry. Ready.

You are ready.

Go.

Straight to the'' twitter''.

-Direct? -Yeah.

Come in.

Welcome to my humble abode.

Is very good.

You got ridiculous.

No, it was well cut. This time is not picking up.

I have to meet him soon.

Baltha, already at home?

Yes, as you can see.

Anissa, what are you doing here?

I. .. you explain.

You'll never guess.

Was filming in Paris ...

And see who i met on the street ...

Sorry, this is Anissa.

Good night.

Dated with her in elementary school.

Long ago.

My father. Alice.

Yes, Baltha spoke highly of you.

Daddy, please.

You have five minutes? -To?

To show you the new theme in my show.

I need another female opinion.

It is you who give consistency to the program.

Every Wednesday, with Luc Apfel.

'' Behind the Wheel!''.

Getting behind the wheel the biggest sporting ...

Still without the effects, nor was mixed, is forgiving.

Run on legendary circuits ...

release your adrenaline in the best company.

Luc tests the dream cars and reveals the secrets.

Jealous?

Every Wednesday at 1 1.

'' Behind the Wheel''.

Come and discover the secrets behind those wonderful cars.

So?

Well .. yes ... is ...

I want sincerity.

It has a footprint.

Let's eat. I am hungry.

That sounds good.

How about a bucket of fried chicken?

Thank you.

-Come on. I'm going.

Okay, I'm going.

Leaves the two there.

Go ahead.

You can take my pen drive?

Sorry, pen drive, of course.

Where is?

Sorry, I know the pen is here but don't know where.

Want some tea? I have white, green, black.

Don't you? Right.

Want a book to read? I have a lot.

Bjorn the Morphiz''''

'' The Forest of Hanged Foxes.'' Good book.

'' Age'' des ...

PRAISE OF OLDER WOMEN

Your pen drive.

Here you are. I thought.

Thank you.

Want a ride? I'll take a taxi. Thank you.

Alice. Alice.

We have coffee one night?

A night? A morning or afternoon.

I'm always free.

And why coffee? Explain.

Because all soda are effervescent and then ...

You're a boy very kind.

But it's not my style to get out with boys in your age.

Is that understood? Goodbye.

Taxi.

POINT OF PURCHASE

Appointments today.

Pauline, what's happening?

I'm giving you the list of appointments.

Why everyone is laughing?

Nothing, why?

Why?

There is a rumor about you.

Rumor, but what rumor?

There's a rumor that ...

Pauline.

Look.

COUGAR

-Vincent. -Speak.

We received proposals for photoshoot ...

-And I need your approval. It's okay.

Take a look.

I thought it was '' Photoshop'' or something.

What?

How old?

Vincent, you are not believe I...

Stop. It's looking that you was caught in the act ...

and is giving an excuse clueless, seriously.

Vincent, you're even believing that?

I promise you that ...

Alice, don't worry, this is what I want from you ...

I seek. The unusual, a little magic.

You and the boy did it for me.

The spirit of "Rebelle". I love it.

Enjoy. Goodbye.

Vincent sees you as a Bourgeois demure.

Prove him wrong. He despises workaholics.

What do you suggest I do? To stop working?

I do a piercing the clitoris?

Very painful. "Mother I'd Like to Fuck.''

Mother-like what? -Fuck.

Balthazar, your teenager. Do you understand me?

Want me over a teenager ...

to please my boss? Are you crazy?

I like my job, but doing so is ...

Hey wait ...

pretend you're into him. Subtle difference.

Go to parties, holding hands ...

in public places and bingo. Alice version 2.0.

Hello lady Courtois. How long.

I'll stop now.

Rebel?

Right.

How about a small restaurant?

Could be.

-Japanese, who knows? -Good idea.

Balth? What do you think?

What are you waiting for?

Should I?

Alright? Hello

Good day. What are you doing here?

I've lost your number, I confess.

So I thought I'd come, therefore, by surprise.

It's good to see you. Can you show me the place?

Yes, yes.

Come on.

Super!

Funny, that brings back many memories.

Seems like yesterday.

-Did you study here? -No.

Mean about the whole thing college.

The errors that we committed and everything else.

I was dating a guy at the time, a friend ...

his name is Bastien.

Bastien, Balthazar. Interesting you begin with'' ba''.

Yes, it's funny.

Are you free tonight?

-Tonight? -Yes.

I'm free ...

yes I'm free.

Cool. I send address by SMS.

Alright.

-See you. -Until.

What are you listening to?

Metronomy.

And what else do you like?

Azealia Banks, Wu Lyf, Chromatics ...

The Stones, Dad thinks is because of him.

Azealia Banks, Wu Lyf, Chromatics ...

Azealia Banks, Wu Lyf, Chromatics ...

Mother, what?

Yes, yes!

Well, go there. Chantal arrives in fifteen minutes.

Azealia Banks, Wu Lyf, Chromatics ...

-Hi. -Hi.

-Sorry, I just thought about this outfit. -It's fine.

Are you sure? Sure.

You are wonderful.

Thank you. Come out of the cold.

Come on.

What are you listening to?

This one.

I Like Azealia Banks, Wu Lyf, Chromatics.

Look, who she brought.

You have something there.

Really?

No, it's gone.

Very cool. Experience is fun.

Ready.

Want something to drink?

It's really embarrassing.

Claude!

It's really amazing!

More powerful than your last show.

You think so? Yes, yes, yes.

By the way, let me present, this is Balthazar.

-Hello. Thank you.

Balthazar ... Claude Malle, the reason we are here.

Are you ...

My modest way. What do you think?

It's something ... so ...

You can be honest. I'll understand.

This idea - you popping up everywhere ...

why not?

Again, two time, three times, four, five.

I realize that you have a certain problem with your image.

It becomes an ego trip almost childlike ...

devoid of any interest to us.

Irony, yes, cool.

-See you. -Until.

But what got into you?

He told me to be honest.

Nobody says what he thinks here.

Contemporary art is annoying.

On my street, there's a guy with a small atelier ...

He has magnificent paints. I'll introduce you to him.

But this is all about selling yourself.

This is the system, Balthaz ar. Get used to it.

I'm happy out of the system.

With one foot there and one there.

Sorry.

Ready.

It's him.

Simon, very pleased. It's an honor to meet you.

We have to go find Vincent.

No problem.

This is Balthazar a friend.

Pleasure, Balthazar.

Good night.

Alright?

Good night.

Good night. Hello

I'm still stunned.

All this seems so absurd.

So.. so hard to believe. Dunno.

I wanted to know a little better. That's it.

If someone had said:

I'd be here with you.

Hello

this is something ...

Hello, are we bothering you?

Nah, it's okay.

Looking for your boss?

And he called me saying could not come.

Missed the chance.

-Do you want a joint? What did you say?

You don't want a joint? -No.

Had a '' bad trip'' once. But maybe you ...

Alice? Are you mad?

Alright.

Go.

Go easy on the ...

Good.

Attention.

Sorry.

What?

I'll give you space.

Sorry.

Hello?

Where are you. Richard arrived an hour ago.

Who came? -Richard, my doctor.

-But, what doctor? -My gynecologist, Alice.

Listen, I'm so embarrassed.

Come right now. Get it?

Something serious? -Doctor?

You mentioned a doctor.

Yes, the doctor, because my daughter had appendicitis problem.

I have to go.

-Which hospital? I'll take you. No, a taxi is faster.

A taxi.

Taxi. Taxi is an emergency.

You don't need. No. It's an emergency.

-No. Watch out. -Stop!

Comes between.

Lady, I say, sir, please leave.

Come on, Alice. Which hospital?

What hospital? The American hospital.

Should I go? What?

No. Because my daughter would not understand.

Go quickly.

don't waste time. Will.

University Street, please.

It's not the American hospital? University Street.

Strength, Alice, strength.

Take it. It's all yours.

Please throw the cigarette away.

Okay, sorry, sorry.

When?

Honey, you dine with us?

-Eat? -Eat.

No. Yes

I'm sorry. She not doing this, normally.

My sister usually is punctual, doctor.

Richard, please.

Richard finally you will meet her.

Beware, she is very fragile.

Bib.

Long ago she had a relationship with someone.

Do you understand me?

But I think a gynecologist will reinvigorate her.

She came.

don't let me down.

I hope you all enjoy lamb.

I just love it.

-Richard? No, thank you ...

I'm staying in vegetables. -Neither the couscous?

Nothing carbohydrate at the night. Even so, thank you.

Want to live to be a hundred years old?

It's that I'm vegan. -Vegan?

I eat only raw food.

Richard, how you met Elizabeth, my sister?

Alice is tired due Brazil's trip here.

She's a little ...

Really, sorry. Sorry.

Alice is true that in Brazil has much shemale?

The Brazil? There shemale galore.

Ask your parents take you there.

You know, Richard is an expert. In-transgender?

Really? You operate them? Sex with them?

What? That's not it.

It is great specialist in South America.

It really is a fascinating region.

I've been in Honduras last year.

-Honduras? That's right.

People are really friendly.

Very authentic.

Throughout Latin America ...

people are closer to the nature of life.

Closer to themselves. They live in the moment.

Countries are also very dangerous for visitors.

Kidnapping a day cold-blooded murder on the other.

Wow, I'm sorry.

No problem.

Are you okay, Alice?

Just give me a second.

So what's for dinner?

Good morning, Caroline.

No, something unexpected happened. That's it.

Something last minute, don't worry.

I know that.

Hello

Alright? What?

I missed you last night.

My nephew arranged a night sushi with his cousins.

The presentations.

Balthazar, Vincent, Vincent, Balthazar.

Pretend a little over 5 minutes and I sleep around midnight.

We arrived.

Faster.

Hello. Alright?

And who is this?

Is the owner of the group.

No, Balthazar.

Are you okay? Yes, I am.

You sure? -Yes.

Is that part of the show?

Look, I'm sorry for what I did there.

I will control myself. Promise.

All right, no problem.

Alice. Alice. I am here.

Come on. Come.

Yes, we will.

Balthazar.

Hello

Alright.

And Tracy, gone? -Stop being obsessive.

In 20 years, I never saw boy with so much class.

It is true.

Thanks, I owe it to all education of my mother.

If I had not helped the girl ...

it would scare me in my nightmares.

As a shrew saying: '' I taught you manners.''

You forgot? Where are your manners?

But it's amazing! Where did you find him?

Now tell me, where did you two meet?

We both?

Yes, apparently you are inseparable.

She has already met your friends? My friends?

-Do your parents know? My parents? Why?

About you and her? They already know?

Enough, let's dance, love this song.

Come dance, Balthazar.

I think they're just pretending?

They are not fucking, is that you saying?

Yes.

-Not a quickie? -No.

There is the mother of Zoe?

I want to shoot.

-I will. -I will.

Get your hands off me.

-Come on. -Now?

Yes, I want to be alone with you. Come.

Stop it.

See, they were gone. Silly.

They were gone?

I think so, to make love, this is it.

Thank you. Goodbye.

I parked on that side.

Ready.

I'll walk, this time the streets are dangerous ...

I don't want to risk it.

But I live right there.

A lot can happen within a few meters.

It's okay.

Are you sure? -Sure.

It's late right? I don't know.

I forgot my watch. It must be two o'clock in the morning.

Thank you very much. -No problem.

Goodbye.

Buona notte''''.

Buona notte. But that asshole.

There is buona notte''''. There is buona notte''''.

Good evening. Good evening.

Alice.

I came to apologize by my Italian - it's horrible.

Sorry, your daughter is here?

No, she's out this weekend.

Balthazar.

Listen, no, Balthazar, no.

Yes.

My room. Come.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Stop apologizing.

Don't stop.

2x2 = 4.

8 is 4x2, 8x4 is 32.

32x2 equals 68, 64. 64.

Angela Merkel, Eva Joly ...

Eva Joly, Jean Luc Melenchon.

Jean Luc, Jean Luc Melenchon ...

Shut up.

-What time is it? It's late. It's pretty late.

Time to get up. I have to go home.

But you're at home, are you?

Yes, exactly.

Goes up.

Ok!

I'm very busy and ... don't worry ...

I have many classes to follow.

-But the shoe? -I have not found another.

And going out like that? -No problem.

Always carry it as a precaution.

It seems that the rain pouring.

A little bit.

don't worry about me.

Alright. Stay until the rain stops.

Damn.

Alice Lantins?

Are you a writer?

Sorry, but Zoe ended with the cornflakes.

Here you are. I found some things you might like.

I think I'll take only the tea, please.

Good

-Talk about what? What? My book?

None.

-No. -I want to read.

-To have a trial. -No. No.

Why not? I read fast, i will finished in two days.

No.

Please.

Is waiting for someone?

I said put it in your bag.

-Hello. -Hello.

That weekend was terrible ...

rained the whole time and not a single ...

sun light.

Elisabeth, good day, this is Balthazar ...

-What is my ... -Hello. I am ...

-My intern. -The trainee.

Here are photos you asked.

Right. -Your headphones are right here.

Right.

Do you need help?

Give me a kiss.

If you have any missing something just let me know.

What are your listen?

What?

Is that ...

Zoe go to your room.

-But Mom, I just got here. -Go to your room.

I'll get going then. -House of domination.

I'll do my job right, lady.

Nice to meet you. -Also.

Goodbye. One second.

-Balthazar. What?

I'm sorry.

3 copies for tomorrow at 9 am in your office.

That's it? -Go.

I don't know. It just happened.

There was nothing planned.

-All right. What?

Why are you looking at me like that?

The reality pounding fiction.

The story within the story which is more than the story.

This is good.

You can laugh at me.

Yes.

SORRY,I'M LATE, BUT ...

LOOK UNDER THE BANK.

One, two, one, two. Testing.

Alice, are you listening?

You really want to go on this party tonight?

We could go out just us two.

His first mission ...

is to locate a vehicle totally pink ...

a bike low cylinder ...

it will soon be near you.

You will have to rise this vehicle.

The other mission ...

is not asking the direction it is going.

The driver has no idea.

How about a little music?

He has a name?

It's called: '' Loser,'' Dolphin.

No,'' Hick, Dolphin''.

He insisted I take it, but I kept my position.

My small victory.

Alice can make you a question?

You are fun, beautiful and intelligent, why ...

Why me?

No, it's a dumb question.

I even answer. Sorry.

I want to read '' My boyfriend of the week''?

I called:

'' On Wednesday evening my boyfriend cheating''.

A man in perfection. It does everything you want.

You got the best, maximum beauty.

And of course, sex, sex.

Yes it is possible.

That shocked you? No, of course not.

What theme do you put on the agenda this week?

My heels are too high!

How to avoid stains armpits?

What?

Let's see I thought the theme:

'' We are all stereotypes of'' Youporn.

-Do you'''' what? Youporn-Do you know?

Blonde, redhead, brunette, Milf ...

'' Mothers who like to fuck'' ie I.

Look, I think what we have here is a great research team.

Lila, if you knew how many men masturbate ...

thinking of a extra large type'''', you'd feel fine.

Clementine, your roommate, stop blame her ...

to do the little things in the internet ...

and show her you are more horny ...

than a teen.

And as for me, I was earned the label Cougar or Milf ...

because I have young legs around me? I don't care.

Let's let the fantasy transcends fantasy.

Because the fantasy will not change.

But we are alive, are we?

We are all stereotypes from Youporn?

We are.

But men need chase.

I conclude with this ...

or something like this.

I've been using him. Now I have to tell the truth.

We don't have any chance in real life.

Sure.

Alice, don't even think about dating this boy.

Look at you.

Crow's feet, fine. But wrinkles.

What will happen when your face become only wrinkles?

No. This has to end, and soon, now, immediately.

Sorry, I lost track of time.

No problem. Come on.

Come. Come in. Carry on.

You first.

The committee Communist Party Central ...

meets here. I love it.

Niemeyer was a genius.

He imagined the whole thing and drew everything in 3 days ...

no charge.

Is 50 years old and not aged at all.

It is almost futuristic.

A drink?

Maybe we can go next weekend.

A friend gave me the keys of his parents' house in Brittany.

It is a sensational place on the beach.

It would be good to have a break. What do you think?

Just a second.

Hello.

What did I say? Not break.

Go to bed and ready. That's it. Good night.

Zoe can also come. To Brittany.

Zoe can also go.

After all I performance the role of trainee.

I just need to see if there is a place to make copies around.

And ready. Not?

It's a little early for that.

Undoubtedly, is a little early.

Yes, early. I think ...

It's crazy.

I wanna be with you all the time.

I took my temperature 3 times today.

But I'm not sick.

Only have a crazy will to see you.

An urge, Alice.

Hello.

Hello.

Give it to me.

Zoe what we agreed?

You obey Chantal ...

and go to bed immediately.

Not without discussion.

You are busy.

I can not stay long.

The life of a mother working.

I can handle it.

Are you sure? Yes, of course. Sure.

So, tell me.

Will wait for Zoe to sleep watch a DVD with me?

I am patient, and to my knowledge ...

film is limited, I ...

I'm serious, Balthazar.

You will get home at 3 o'clock in the morning.

On weekends or do things off the cuff.

No, I'm the homemade kind.

No, this is normal you need to do ...

these things at your age.

I'm going to hate me if you prune.

Think about it ...

when I'm 40, you will be 21.

And when I am 50, you will have 31.

What I mean is ...

What will happen when if we see then?

What are you saying?

don't think it a good idea ...

we keep on seeing.

I don't understand.

Finally you having fun.

How did he take it? Accepted-what?

All theater you rode. You tell him, I hope.

Because then your love life is not traumatized ...

by a woman.

Yes, yes, yes, I told him.

Told him? Explained to him?

Yes.

More than a thousand emails in three days.

Your article on Youporn.

Reviews of all France. Incredible.

Cool.

How is Balthazar? -Great.

They are always coming out?

I love being with him.

Go raves midnight, after parties.

What midnight?

Forget it.

After parties? It was your idea, remember?

Charlotte?

What happened? Who did this?

Who do you think? -Bye, sir.

She said that Charlotte humiliated.

Your daughter is very sensitive.

Julien, just tell me the story.

So Charlotte showed for everyone ...

something on her iphone and Zoe get mad.

On her iphone?

He has at least 18 years? What's the problem?

You know, you're pretty videogenic.

To.

I don't know how you will explain this to Zoe.

You have no right to talk like that.

Sure I can.

Agathe will be 29 in December. It is almost 30.

Alice, it is different, I am a man.

don't be an asshole. How can you be so stupid?

Is not paid to think?

don't blame Zoe for 25 centuries social history.

Maybe social history.

Excuse me, mister.

See? Thank you.

Explain it to her.

Zoe, Zoe. No, no.

Zoe, I'm talking to you.

It's only been a month since you meet.

3 days after I met your mother, she was pregnant.

Precisely.

-So spoke with your friend? I talked.

You will look at that?

Yes, my cat, everything is under control.

Thanks, Balti. -No problem.

Look at this. Looks! Your new mother.

I'm taking her to Bali for two weeks.

You will have the apartment just for you.

Take care of her. You heard me?

Are you okay? Yes, I am.

It is because of her? The Cougar?

I remember when verged your age ...

and met a woman in Calabria, Francesca.

Wonderful and twice my age.

She taught me everything.

We make love many hours.

I'll spare you the details.

I had never felt that.

Seemed destined to last forever.

Do you understand me? I was done.

Physically and spiritually.

-Spiritually? -Yes.

One day, for no apparent reason, I felt ...

I felt something strange. Intoxicating.

What worried me. Then went to the doctor.

Entering his office I saw a intern ...

She had dark skin. A wonder of nature.

As she closed the door ...

we fucked, fucked and sex.

I held ... We writhed.

Father goes straight to the point.

I looked like a student Classic Art ...

which had fallen by modern, you know?

No, don't get it.

Come home for dinner tonight.

I can not tonight. -Why not?

Because I have work to do. It will not.

Listen, Alice, this is irrelevant. What are you talking about?

I just need to start the night.

You sure you're okay? I'm fine. Very well.

Alice.

Yes?

don't you remember me?

I don't remember.

Arnaud. Arnaud Gaillard.

Arnaud Gaillard?

Twelfth year. Peperoni.

Peperoni.

Peperoni, you had rather acne.

It is.

Sorry, but I did not recognize you.

-Hello. -How are you?

What are you doing here? -I was playing squash.

Single?

What?

I mean, no wife or children? Nobody?

I'm as far as I know. Interesting.

We go to the mall. We'll see you around, Arnaud.

Sure.

Arnauld, but of course. Your friend with acne problem.

Well charming. Why not picked up his phone?

Why would I take the mobile number?

To call him.

Babette, give me a break.

What's the problem? It is the job?

-No, no. What?

Stop it.

No more trying to play men on top of me.

don't do it.

It seems that is transferring things to me.

Find a lover, go see the psychiatrist ...

but give me a break.

don't blame me if it does not is sex.

Frankly.

Queued.

All misbehaving. With elegance.

Simon especially.

Is everything okay? Alright?

What time is it?

Tracy.

Tracy. But that pleasure. You are fantastic.

We have smoke detectors.

Here is my staff.

Of course, Alice Lantins.

It's a pleasure.

This is the cover of the next month.

Rebelle on the cover page. Or from behind.

And we text here and more text here.

This is the pink version.

I love pink, it's fantastic.

The Pink Panther.

Pink looks good.

It works very well.

It will not work.

What's the matter, Tracy?

It's the font? The layout?

No, everything is great.

The problem is the male model.

It looks like it is with intestinal problem.

Sorry, Tracy, but Louis Gradel.

He is very famous in France.

Versace. Dior. Is not it, Alice? Lauvin.

He looks like an asshole.

How about this?

This?

Maybe this?

What do you think of this one?

I would not want it or as a janitor.

By God, should not be so difficult.

Cute.

Not the boy who helped that girl in the show?

Who? Who?

Him, I believe you know him, don't you?

Of course, and know him very well.

You like him? I think so.

We need someone different. Someone unusual.

It is a great idea.

It is exactly what I was thinking.

No, no, no.

He will be an excellent model.

No, he is not model.

Alice, he will do very well.

He is not model. -I want it!

Look, Tracy, you know, I don't I think it's a good idea.

I beg your pardon?

Tell me something, you want the job?

Yes, but it is not model. Will not get it right.

He's not your boyfriend? -Yes.

But he has patience and it is incredibly conscious.

Listen, but listen well, is how it goes ...

if you fuck with me now ...

You will be out of the picture.

You understand what I'm saying?

You are seeing large architectural designs.

If you want to talk to Balthazar ...

leave a message after the beep.

The country, the city and suburbs, old and new buildings.

The real estate market is reborn.

Let's take a look more closely at ...

One of the icons of gynocracy, Mantis is this special ...

select her partner through sexual ...

young male specimens.

Yes, of course.

I'll call you tonight. I'll call.

What the hell?

What did you do?

Are you sick? Are you okay?

You better take a shower.

Damn, but what is this?

Balthazar? Balthazar, is Alice.

Balthazar.

Open up, please.

I'm coming.

It's her. -But who?

-Alice. Go talk to her. -don't open the door.

She'll think i'm stoned.

Go see her. Quickly.

But it's stink. It's disgusting.

Nothing clean.

Damn.

Grab my shirt.

Grab my shirt.

Go, go, go.

Hello

Alice.

Good day.

Can I come in?

Do you want something?

Yes, I will. Pineapple juice?

I'll see if I have it.

Good morning, Alice. Morning.

Are you okay? -Yes.

I knew I had a little left over.

don't do it.

You get old and think it is wiser ...

but she did not show up.

I waited for her but she never appeared.

My God! I'm sorry.

Run your fingers through my hair, please.

Thank you.

Let's get out for a drink.

Yes, we will.

There, there.

Right. Can we go?

Coffee. It seems reasonable.

Yes, it does.

Your father seems very desperate.

I hope he can recover.

Yes, he will overcome. Sure. He is strong.

Good to see you.

I don't know how to start.

I want to ask you a favor. What?

Photos? I'm not a photographer.

You will be photographed. For the cover.

It's a working day and it's pays very well.

Very well.

With the most beautiful girls on the planet.

Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Listen, it was good to see you, but let's leave it as is.

Balthazar.

Bye.

Balthazar, sorry to bother you ...

I'm again. Call me back, please.

It's okay. He is on the way.

-Are you sure? -Yes.

For your sake, he better come right.

Told me it was a lake, but it is a puddle.

There it is.

Patrick, darling.

Stop, you're sick.

No.

You're in great shape, nonetheless.

So stick your tongue in my back and waits for the fart.

Who are we waiting for? How? And why?

It is. Who and why? What the hell.

Not quite a wait.

Who we are waiting 're stuck in traffic.

-Kim. -Yes.

Can we talk a minute?

-What are you doing? What am I doing?

When are you going to tell them Balthazar that will not show up?

Who said he does not come? It comes ...

Alice, it does not come. Tell them.

No.

I expect in a puddle urine by a guy ...

nobody knows?

Wait for nobody.

You pay for be ventriloquist dummy?

Patrick is a beautiful day.

Relax. Enjoy the sun. Come on.

-Kim. -Yes.

Arm some reflectors around the lake.

Vincent, we need to talk.

The fact is that Balthazar did not ...

Alice, Alice, he is through security ...

so I get mand for makeup.

Thank you. It was nothing.

Balthazar was talking to ...

Balthazar is here. I'll talk to him.

Wait. Are you making me a fool?

Yes, no.

You get Patrick, okay?

Alright.

Patrick!

don't be so melodramatic, mother.

It is a real pain.

Of course not. I never said that.

Looks pretty fun.

But I feel like a dwarf, otherwise, fine.

Go have fun.

Listen, you are not dwarf, my son.

Right.

Head up.

Body erect. Chest out.

Morning. Balthazar. -Yes.

'll Let everyone you got ...

Marco is ready to cut your hair.

Excuse me, where is the hairdresser?

You look at the first gay and now think ...

he cuts hair?

No, no.

Cool. Have an open mind.

Balthazar. Balthazar. Here, cutie.

No. This will haunt me for years.

Balthazar. Simon. Remember me?

Yes, the Opening.

I thought you will not appear. But in every case. Very well.

Good job. I tip my hat to you.

Respect. An acting class.

She really liked you.

Actually, I want to apologize personally.

I don't know if Alice mentioned ...

but I was behind this stupid idea.

How so? What a stupid idea?

It was a stupid idea.

Now that you know best, really was a stupid idea.

How stupid?

I will tell you how happened.

There is one you will shoot.

Is it everything rolling?

This is a Balthazar?

Not won a hello?

Yes, of course.

Good day.

Is there a problem? -No.

Not? Shall we begin?

Again.

Miss this face expression licked by the cow, please.

Drooping eyebrows.

Jennifer, strive a little.

Cathie was the first choice, recalls.

He has something Tuscan. Renaissance, I would say.

I'm liking it. Yes, of course, yes.

Is that good? -I like it.

Try to be sexy.

Forget it. Try more childish.

Great presence. Photogenic.

He reminds me, I don't know.

The brunette on the right, do you hear me?

Back on land, please.

Closer to the bubble.

Behind bubble, actually.

Antonela, more intelligent look, please.

Is she always like that? Is she normal?

What's the matter, Baltimore?

-Balthazar. Is Balthazar. What is it?

How about a smile? Are you okay?

Or are you a tummy ache?

Can you be more polite? I'm not listening.

Can you be more polite? -Higher.

I'm asking you to be more polite.

Stop yelling at people. It's not right.

Is there a problem? Yes, believe me.

We have a mini-revolution. -Patrick, don't be rude.

Just calm down, please.

-I? I calm down? -Stay calm.

I'm killing myself grating here.

I've seen zombies more expressive.

The boy in the bubble summer camp.

Is good enough. Thank you and goodbye.

Enough. Thank you. Goodbye.

I will get out soon.

How do you open this crap?

Already put up enough of that, Thank you.

Balthazar.

Balthazar. I'm sorry, are you okay?

She's a bitch. I should have warned you about it.

Come on, apologize to her, to be able to finish.

I apologize? Kidding.

Never see her again. So what?

Do it for me, please.

Why you? Why did not you say so?

I'm doing it right?

I don't act since sixth grade.

Come on, you want it. You want it.

You excite me.

Have you lost your mind?

What are you doing? -Don't your love my acting?

Of course, compared with yours.

Incredible! Yikes!

I think you deserves the Oscar.

You have my vote. Sensational performance.

The demure pretending to loving somenone...

to earn a promotion.

I nominate Alice Lantins!

Come on, ladies and Gentlemen, cheers!

For all she has achieved in her career.

So, anything goes for the show?

10 years of work. Complicity?

The 10 years of our friendship.

I wanted to impress him.

It was stupid idea. I'm an idiot.

And I ended up hurting everyone.

I'm not deserved the job.

Glad has said that ...

Because you're fired, Alice. Farewell.

I'm setting you free.

Now you will have time to write.

It is your vocation.

Never too late to find one.

Never too late, Alice.

If you have no where to go tonight come to our party.

Whiskey, vodka, tequila, some wines and maybe we can fuck.

Yeah, we can fuck.

Yeah, we can fuck.

Cool, but no thanks. I'm very tired.

Thank you for the invitation. -don't worry.

Mom?

What are you doing? Not working?

No, I thought it's good to clean the house.

Alright.

You'll have to climb this vehicle.

The other mission is not to ask the direction we are going.

The driver has no idea. And you have to find out.

I think you don't feel well.

No. Of course not.

don't worry; I'm fine.

Please, record your message.

Balthazar. Here is Alice.

Just because I called you I thought maybe ...

could sit for a coffee ...

tea or soda.

Please, call me.

Your message has been erased.

Please rewrite.

Hi Balthazar, is Alice, I just wanted to say ...

-Hello. -Hello.

I know you hate me, but I need to talk to him.

He is not here today.

Actually, he is in the area below.

Thank you. Thank you.

You don't even have personality.

Yes, I do.

Excuse me, you ...

Corridor-A? -Yes.

-Here. Thank you.

The traffic was not so bad, was it?

No, why?

Downstairs, on the left.

Please note, our guest arrived this week. Silence.

It's a little late, I regret having to rush it.

Has screens on each side.

The lecture is easy. Here is everything you need.

But I ...

Ready. Mrs. Bonchevsky.

Lady what?

Good day.

So ...

this is a bold concept ...

improve urban planning.

Why this theme?

Jean Nouvel, Rem Koolhaas ...

Friedrich and also ...

all shared the desire to change things.

Sometimes making a highway under car.

Of course time or another, these architects ...

These great architects, make mistakes ...

as well as anyone.

Large errors.

But what if they were all to fix the error?

Yes?

I mean even something that is not safe?

What do you mean ...

It is a fair statement.

For example, in 2003 Flosch & Bernheim ...

tried to save the lighthouse...

with disastrous consequences.

Perhaps they had failed in the plans ...

It has nothing to do with plans.

Are you kidding me - 2 years of research.

Wait. Please ...

6 months to improve hydraulic pressure.

Shut up. Shut up.

Sorry, just a minute, please.

In theory, talk about ruins is a sign of weakness, right?

In theory, yes. But I think ...

I fucked up, Balthazar.

Can not get you from my head.

Those nights we ...

I was not acting.

Wow, that's awesome!

Say something.

Going there with her.

Just a question.

What?

After seeing ourselves Again, again ...

and again, what will happen?

Zoe. Zoe.

-That was disgusting. It's not disgusting.

Have you finished? Are you finished?

Finished.

Very nervous?

Scared to death.

Shall I go with you?

No, okay, I'm going there.

don't tell me we have to start from scratch.

Alice, what are you doing here? What's up?

Any problems?

-Sit here. It's the ...

-Will you start reading now? -Just the beginning.

'' Newton made to discover the life when ...

apple fell on his head.

With me, it was a whole basket''.

Cool, modest beginning. Quite modest.

Sorry.

Are you okay?