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- Are you leaving any special girls behind

when you're over seas?

- No, not any special ones.

There's quite a few of them.

- You suck!

- Fan-fucking-tastic!

I can spin record, I
worked in a record shop

for 20 fucking years and
I know more about music

than you'll ever know about fucking music.

- Well, hey DJ.

How're you doing?

I've got this crazy ex-boyfriend.

He's following me everywhere.

No, no.

Will you walk me home?

I'm feeling a little nervous, you know?

- Thanks for walking me home.

Go have a nice time.

- How you doing?

- All right.

- Hey, hey, you got The Wreck?

Hey, I like these guys.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Wanna hand?

- That's all right.

- You all right?

A little wobbly there, huh?

- Ladies and
motherfuckin' gentlemen.

I said bitches, hos, cunts,
and motherfuckin' bandits.

Give it up for suicide DJ,

Chris, Motherfucking Cox.

- You always get that
feeling when you get it going

and you've got it going.

- Oh yeah, yeah, I'm in the energy

and I'm in the peak of the night's dance,

you know what I mean?

- The new party 93 one,

where dance music lives.

- Fuck!

Fucking hell!

Ow!

Goddamn it!

What is your life coming too, huh?

Fixing turntables for these idiotic DJs.

I've got something for you people.

Oh yes I do.

I've got something,

you people don't know
what you're looking for.

You don't know, you just
want to fucking be moved,

that's all you really care about.

You care about feeling something,

well I'm gonna make you,

'cause you know what?

I feel something.

Look at that.

Look at that pot belly.

You can't have a pot belly
if you want to be a DJ.

That's not true, you can have a pot belly.

DJs, they don't have to 18 or 25.

I've seen some really fat DJs.

There's plenty of fat DJs.

I know who I am.

I do.

I know what I'm about and I know who I am.

And I know what I'm gonna do.

And I'm gonna do it.

You hear me?

It's gonna be okay.

You know, it is.

I know what I'm doing.

- There's only, so many hours in the day.

And there's only,

so much tequila in a bottle.

- So what are you doing?

- You have to drink the tequila

before the hours in the day pass.

- Have you got a girlfriend?

- Why would any girl
want to go out with me?

- Aw, so you don't?

- No.

- I know how fun you are.

I know what we should do.

We should make a personal ad.

- I think you have to look
under a rock or something

to find me a girl.

- No, it'll work.

I can do this.

- No fucking way!

- Hey fun boy, how's it hanging?

- Down around my ankles
according to this ad

you put in the newspaper.

- That's my creative advertising.

So did you get any responses yet?

- Yeah, a few.

I'm meeting them tomorrow.

You better be there.

- Bye.

- Are you the guy with the ad?

- Yeah.

Then.

- Hi.

- How ya doin'?

So what's your name?

- I'm Chastity.

- What's a girl with a name like Chastity,

doing answering an ad
for a guy with a big uh.

- Actually, I'm a nymphomaniac.

- I hear you're hung.

Are you still into toys?

I like toys.

- Yeah.

- Little furry ones.

- Don't they
get a little bit foggy?

- Oh no, they tickle my tushy just right.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Nice to meet you.

Sit down.

- Thank you.

- Wow.

- It's very nice of you to come.

What's your name?

- Dolores.

- Dolores?

Nice to meet you, Dolores.

Do you speak English?

You know, I'm not small or anything but,

does that really matter, size is that?

- Oh my god.

- You know.

- Oh my god.

- Isn't he beautiful?

He's my man, my man.

- Oh my god, look at that.

- Look at that, that's his friend.

- That's a big dog.

- I'm telling you he's great.

You gotta meet him.

You're gonna love him.

- Really?

- They tell me you're a DJ?

- Yeah.

- Oh, Mr. DJ, oh you
know what song I love?

Who let the dog's out,
woof, woof, woof, woof.

- Stop that with me.

- You're just trying to get me drunk.

- You're trying to get me drunk.

- You're trying to get me drunk

so you can take advantage of me.

- I don't smoke dope.

- You're just trying to get me drunk.

- What kind of dog do you think I would be

if I was a dog.

- A disgusting, horrible German Shepard.

- I would a German Shepard?

- I would be a Doberman.

- You'd be a Doberman.

- I'd be a Doberman.

No you'd be a hound dog.

- But don't they have big floppy ears?

- Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up.

Blegh!

- No, no, not in my bed, please!

Please, please, please.

- Said the actress at the audition.

- What, off my bed?

- Take me.

Well, that was the greatest
three and a half minutes

of my life.

- That was fully in the ass.

That was like eight and
a half or la strada,

or something like that.

It was beautiful.

I was the hottest.

Anybody that was interested
in vintage records

used to come to me.

The 80s turned into the 90s
and people lost interest.

And nobody wanted to talk to
me and I wasn't hip anymore.

- Oy vey!

- I know music.

Some of the top DJs in town come to me

to fix their turntables.

50% of being a DJ is knowing music.

- Some of it's called talent.

And you know, you've got
just a little way to go.

- What is talent anyway?

So what's next?

- Huh?

- What's next?

- Well, I mean.

I guess we could just skip
all that girlfriend-boyfriend

stuff and just start
shagging on a regular basis.

- Have a sake, man.

- You know
what, I've never had a sake?

- Really, never?

- Never.

- In this time of the
afternoon it's all right.

- What does it taste like?

- Really?

- I've never had one.

- Oh my god, man.

- Is it hardcore?

- It's very hardcore.

That'll be all right for you.

Cheers.

- Is it like a whole shot or?

- No, just a sip.

- It's pretty good.

- Yeah, it's very good.

- You ring?

- Yeah, yeah.

The first music I ever heard,

I was like nine, 10 years old.

I wasn't into like rock and roll,

like heavy metal and stuff like that.

- Right.

- And I grew up with it.

- And when you hear that
music, it gets you right?

It gets you in the gut.

- That's right.

The music that I play,
and the music I produce,

that's the kinds of
energy, very, very hard.

- Who the fuck are you?

- I live here, fucker.

Who the fuck are you?

Look you cocksucker,

you touch my chick again,

and I will change you
from a dog to a bitch.

Got it?

Now leave.

- Get the fuck away from me.

- Out.

Right now, motherfucker.

- Christ, don't you knock?

- Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.

Turn it down.

Baby, I like Elvis too,
but you gotta bring that

up to date, man.

That shit is old.

I'll give you another chance

but you gotta bring it up to date.

It's not the 60s.

- I wouldn't be playing
Buddy Holly in the clubs.

- You wouldn't?

- I wouldn't play, no.

In the sorta dance grooves,

I think sometimes vocals
make things a bit too cheesy.

It has to be right.

Really spot on to be a good chap.

- Leaving
any special girls behind

when you go overseas?

- No, not any special ones.

There's quite a few of them.

- Come on, I'm sorry.

I love you.

You know, I love you.

Come on.

You're my baby.

Forgive me?

- No.

- I bet you will.

- I can never forgive you.

- I bet you could forgive me.

Please?

Come on.

- Hi.

- Don't know
what you're doing here.

- Don't walk away from me.

Oh look, I know how I can
make this all perfect.

- He's treating, my dick.

You cheated on me with
this pencil dick over here.

- You know, there's no need
to be so rude to him, okay?

- Is yours much bigger?

- Guys!

I wanna apologize to both of you.

It's just that I need
something from both of you.

Can you understand that?

God, stop making all this noise.

- You bisexuals are all alike.

- A-fucking-men to that.

- I mean come on, what is this,

multiple choice or something?

Pick one, you're either homo or hetero.

- We bisexuals.

- What do you want?

- What is it you want?

- All right, enough.

Who's it gonna be?

Me, or him?

- Both of you.

- What?

- Well I could keep living
with you as per usual

and I could see you three times a week.

What's wrong with that?

- Fuck that.

- Double fuck that.

He's right.

You bisexuals are all alike.

- We bisexuals.

- Excuse me?

No dear.

Some of us don't need
to snap into a slim jim.

- Really?

Really?

What's this?

What's this, huh?

What's this?

Big Ed.

And Little Ed, which is really odd,

because Little Ed is a
lot bigger than Big Ed.

- How dare you.

- How you doing, handsome?

Damn, I don't know what she sees in you.

- You should move to India.

You'd be sacred there.

- What are you doing down here?

- I thought I'd get some exercise.

Make myself a little more attractive.

Why'd you put up with her
cheating on you, anyway?

- I love her.

Why do you?

- Us lazy guys will put up with anything.

- Yeah, me too.

- Come on, you're Donna Summer.

You're hot stuff, you could
have anybody you want.

- No I couldn't.

- Fuck, you couldn't.

- You wanna see what I looked
like up until five years ago?

- I don't know.

Is that on your driver's
license or something?

Yeah.

You carry 200 pounds pretty well.

- See?

I swear, the way those bitches treated me.

- Well, that's been educational

- Yeah, for me too.

You know, you're not
nearly the shit for brains

I thought you were.

- Well, how could I be?

- Give me a hug.

- All right, I'll see you later.

- Yo.

- Yo, what's up?

- Casta?

Is that you?

- Yeah, it's me.

- You sound kinda down.

- Tai's out of town.

Just get really anxious
when she's not around.

- So what's up?

- Oh, I'm just bored.

Didn't know who else to call.

- Well, I've got the
perfect tension reducer.

- Oh yeah, this is a great stress reducer.

It's better than my vibrator.

What a rush.

- Yeah, there's nothing like
eight hours of video game

carnage to soothe the savage beast.

- Damn, I'm stoned.

You know, you're actually
pretty nice for a boy.

I shouldn't get stoned.

I start doing really crazy shit.

- You get the munchies?

- No.

I get horny.

- Um, uh, what?

- What you didn't hear me?

- I think you're stoned.

So now you're gonna tell Tai about it.

- You?

- No.

- Cool.

- What's so, maybe we
could keep doing this.

On a regular basis?

- What?

You want to live out
some mack daddy fantasy

of seeing two chicks at once?

- Yeah.

- I can live with that.

- Whoa, it's my last name.

- Sweetheart, you wanna go to a party.

- You fucking pervert!

Get the fuck outta here!

I'll see you later.

- I
think I would begin to

hotel nervous, in front of Le Louvre.

You know, very nice and nice shoot.

Of course a sweet volume, of course.

- Sounds like a good deal.

I don't know what you're doing with me.

- Now, Barry's amazing.

- We've known each other for a long time.

- So what do you plan tonight?

- Me, you know.

- Nothing special?

- Come check you out?

- Of course.

So there is a big event tonight at Cobalt.

I play the small room upstairs.

- The VIP?

- The VIP room of course.

Of course, the VIP.

So I put you on the
list and you come over?

Around two?

I play from two to four, so.

It'd be nice to see you.

- Keen.

Oh I do you in the morning
and I do you in the night

and I do you in the afternoon.

- Cat?

You left your keys in the door again.

- Tai!

- The
vocals are not interesting.

And some of the vocals from the 50s,

the Buddy Holly, just
so memorable, you know.

So it's just an
interesting idea to try to-

- Yeah.

- You know?

- Yeah, it's a good new idea.

I don't know anyone before did it, so.

Something special about that.

- It's called variety.

I mean you turned me on to this.

- Hey, stud.

- Are you gonna be okay?

- No, I'm pretty much gonna be like shit

but you'd understand.

- It's a very pretty green dress.

Is that like a peacock?

- Yeah, it's not what I
normally wear when I'm working.

- Are you working?

- Yeah, I DJ.

- So what's your stage name.

- Fysche.

- What?

- Like slippery when wet.

- I brought something for you.

You can be the kind of DJ
that takes the whole crowd

on a ride.

- Thanks for a super good time.

Am I going to see you again?

- I think you'll meet it like Megan.

Do you need bathroom?

- I missed you.

- Oh you did?

- Yeah.

- I missed you, too.

- You did?

- I did.

I miss you whenever you're not here.

- I'm sorry.

- Well I'm glad, you should be.

- Really?

So you love me then?

- Yeah.

- You do?

- When you're a good girl I love you.

- You do?

What's wrong with your head?

- I was working very late last night.

- What were you doing?

- I was practicing.

- What were you practicing?

- I was practicing missing you.

- You were practicing missing me?

- Yes, it was, it didn't a lot.

- That sounds very silly.

- I should've broke up with
that bitch a long time ago.

We had a really fucked up relationship.

So do we.

But in a good way.

- Yeah.

I'm glad about that.

- Any chance you wanna give
your big beautiful amazon

another shot?

- What?

- See you later.

- I think
they only sell silicone breasts

in America in one size.

Hey, how you doing man?

- Hey Hound Dog, how you doing?

- Nice to see you.

How's it going?

- You're doing a bit of those
crazy hand shake things.

- So, I appreciate you getting back to me

with all those emails.

I mean, you know, it's
been really hard out here

because they just fuckin' hate my stuff.

- Really?

I like him how he's honest.

- But I'm getting you know,

I've had a few nights
where I kinda, you know,

they went with me.

- I mean if you want to sell something

that's completely different,

there's only two ways just about everybody

whose gone on to be a big DJ has made

with success with their careers,

especially in your case
where you're doing something

quite different.

And the first one is
promoting your own parties.

Have you thought about doing that?

- Well, you know, I have
parties back at my house.

- Clearly not then.

The other really, really important one

is basically making records, right?

All the big DJs make their own records.

It's assumed that if you
want to be a successful

household name DJ, you've
got to make your own tunes.

So, is that something
you've thought about?

You've met Anabella before, haven't you?

- Yeah, I've been to some
of her gigs around about.

- I don't want to hear about that.

Unless you fancy yourself
as a great singer yourself,

I definitely recommend
hooking up with a singer

because you want to give
a track some identity.

Once you've decided to go ahead and forge

a musical career for yourself,

then having a singer, having a hook,

having something people can identify with

is the way forward.

And she can definitely
do it as well as anybody.

- Aww, thank you.

- A lot of work then is
in the studio these days.

I mean it's not just
happening on the dance floor.

That's an illusion, it's all created.

- DJs who just go out and play records

and listen to the odd promo

to decide what they're
gonna go out and play

are not going anywhere.

It really is seven days
a week, 24-hour day

or thereabouts job where you've
got to be making records,

you've got to have exclusive tracks.

- Yeah.

- It's imperative that
you're playing things

that are your own.

People can really sort of latch onto

and identify with you
to develop your persona.

- That's my feeling exactly.

But you try to tell the
people at Alman's Pops.

- But you're doing something different.

And you know, life's great
pioneers and adventurers

have always been misunderstood.

Some of them go on to
be huge and successful,

others unfortunately remain understood

for the rest of their career.

All you can do is make your own luck

and try to develop what you got to offer

and making your records is definitely

what other big names do.

You scared the life out of me.

I was just, there's no
bathroom in my apartment.

I mean I don't have a real
bathroom in my apartment.

The men's room was locked.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- How're you doing?
- Can't complain, thanks.

- Hound Dog.

- Okay, great.

My name's Gunner.

- Mark.

- Hey Mark, nice to see you.

So Judge Jules sent me down here,

said I should come see you guys.

- Okay.

- Maybe about helping me do some mixes.

What I'd like to do is I have a,

take a hook, a rock and roll hook,

an Elvis, a hook, or a
Buddy Holly, you know.

Hey, hey, hey.

Take that, you know, something.

And then have it weaved
in to the kind of music

that people are actually
dancing to, right?

How you doing?

- Good.

How are you?

- Good.

I guess they didn't fix
the washing machines.

- I had a long one, I
didn't have that much to do.

Everyday is rockin'.

We had a talk with a man, you know,

that own the building?

- Let's get a petition.

All the neighbors gather, we'll all sign,

and we'll, you know.

- Okay.

- So, I'm spinning tonight.

- Spinning?

What is that?

- At a nightclub.

You know, records, DJ, you know.

Space downtown.

- I see.

Yeah I hear sometime.

I was there, I've been there once, yeah.

- It's a great club.

- It's a crazy club, I know, yeah.

- I'm the DJ tonight.

- Wow.

- I can put your name on the door.

- Okay.

- If you want to go.

- Let me think about it.

- Bring a friend, you know.

Girlfriend, you party.

Your name will be on the door

and if you see me, you like, wave to me.

Come have a drink.

- Okay.

- See you later.

- Okay, thanks.

Bye.

- Okay, you like it?

- Let's keep it.

But what I'm worried about is,

I don't know how this is gonna mix in

to the big trance feel, you know?

Because this where I have the problem

is that when I start to
bring the rock and roll in,

it's always, I'm always losing the energy

because it doesn't have the
same force as the trance.

- Yeah, I have an idea.

Let's try if it works.

- Okay.

Now this is great.

- Yeah, you like that?

- Yeah this is it, man.

- Cool.

- All right, if we get some sirens going.

- You're doing so good,

you're totally kicking ass by the way.

- I'm kicking ass.

I'm kicking ass.

- You've got the crowd going.

Everyone's dancing.

Everyone's loving the waves you create.

- I didn't know you come here.

Right this is Roxy.

- Hi.

- Max.

This is my friend, she
lives in the same building.

- Oh since when?

- Recently.

She just moved.

- I
made the kite go side to side

so that means I can make
the bass go up and down

and also make you go side to side.

So somebody had a great idea,

and they had a really big
group which is known as

Kettlebell Brothers.

And they put together a
sequence of patterns of sounds

and what they said was,

"if we can make you feel the sound,

we can make you see it.

Just by emotion."

Imagine if I played a tone
that made you feel at peace

with yourself.

Just quiet, serenity, rainfalls.

Just basically to yourself.

No worries in the world.

It's just you and the sound.

- Yeah, yeah

I want you be in time on top of existence

of a goddess.

- Oh no.

What did you expect of me?

- I expected you to call back.

That's what I expected you to do.

- I called you back about two hours later.

- Yeah, I mean.

I don't know why it's so
difficult to get ahold of you.

- Are ya Elvis?

- No, silly, Elvis's hairs all up.

That.

- I guess that's the problem.

Now you're a big star.

- So
welcome to my Miami flat.

- Wow, amazing.

What a view.

- Wait till you see the view from the top.

- How'd you get this going on?

It's fantastic.

- You know helicopter clogs?

Seriously, yeah.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Here's to you.

- Here's to you.

- Oh my god.

- What do you think?

Hound Dog.

- Yeah, can you just give it
a little bit more attitude.

'Cause I mean that's the
whole point of the track.

- Back off sucker.

- You know what I'm talking about.

All right.

Go.

- I thought
you said it was 9000.

- No it's 15 five if
you want to finance it.

10 five if you pay cash.

Goes to 260, better have a fat wallet

'cause it's gonna attract
girls like a magnet.

- Well here we are in
Miami, now when discussing

with our expensive production team

how we should open the show,

I was told to set the scene

but really I'm rubbing in the weather

to know what's appropriate

because Miami Winter Music Conference

isn't about weather, it's
about breaking new music

and that's what we're gonna tell you about

throughout the show.

More information after this,
you may have just heard it.

- Sometimes I just play
some, two or three,

techno or three very deep, techno records.

And the people like the
first and the second.

And then they coming
down and then I'll play

again a trance track late

just whoosh and open up again.

- Hey there neighbor.

So how's it going with those chicks?

- We're back together again.

- There you have it.

You have the attitude.

- What attitude?

- The attitude that says to a woman,

"if you're gonna stay,
stay, if you're gonna go,

don't let the door hit you
on the ass on the way out."

- You know, you see to
know so much about women,

how come you never get any?

- Well, good point.

I can talk the talk, you know.

But, I can't walk the walk.

You know?

Do you think my voice sounds a little bit

like Minnie Mouse?

It's a little bit high, you know?

It's kinda like.

- No it's great, Mark?

Right?

- Yeah, yeah, sounds like me?

Another latte?

- Sure.

Thanks.

- I remember,

was it the other night that we were?

- What the fuck's going on?

Who the fuck are you?

- She's just a fan of mine.

- Hey don't be fuckin' rude.

- Get outta here bitch.

- No, come on, what are you doing?

- You fuck off.

- Don't be so fuckin' rude.

- Get the fuck outta here.

- That is not funny.

You could've killed her.

- If I wanted to kill her, she'd be dead.

- We were just talking.

- Yeah, well you're not
allowed to talk to other women

when I'm around.

- Allowed?

- That's right.

Look, you know I love you, right?

Come on baby, somebody's
gotta be the boss.

I love you.

You turned me on to my bisexuality.

Taught me not to place
gender on love, baby.

But if you ever break my heart,

I'll break your fucking face.

- Hey, how you doing?

- Hi.

- Nice to see you again.

- Nice to see you too.

How are you?

- I'm pretty good.

I spoke to the manager about
the washing machine and stuff.

They're gonna fix it.

- Oh cool, good.

- Hi, Hound.

- Who the fuck do you think you are?

- Why don't we
just give him a moment

to explain himself.

I'm sure there's a really good reason

why he'd be doing what he's doing

and he'll-

- Shut the fuck up.

What the fuck have you been doing?

Look at us when we're talking to you.

- Hound.

- Look at us when we're talking to you.

- You're going to have to choose

and then that's it, that's fine.

But make a decision.

- You can just take your
boney ass outta here.

What the fuck are you doing here?

- First of all, you have one man

and all of a sudden you're Sharon Stone?

What is your problem.

He's not your boyfriend.

- He's my boyfriend.

- You know what, you're gonna
have to make your mind up.

Who do you want?

- Tanya Harding.

- You know what, I'm leaving.

- Good.

What the fuck do you think you're doing?

Huh?

You think this is a game?

- Out!

- You've been lying to us.

- Out, out, out.

Stay out of my house.

- Two down!

- This
isn't going anywhere.

- What are you saying?

- I'm saying, it's finished.

Look at me.

- What's finished?

You're the only one that's finished.

You are fucked up.

- Hi Gravy, how you doing?

Hound Dog, listen, Hound Dog.

I need some help here, all right?

You know, you know I'm not good at this.

And you are.

So you gonna help me out here?

- I'm not going out
tonight, there's no way.

I'm just spinning.

I'm here to spin.

I'm not here to babysit you

and take you window shopping.

- Now wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute.

Excuse me lady, excuse me.

Excuse me, hi, how you doin'?

- Good.

- All right.

Would you like to spend some time with us?

- Hi, I'm Tina
Leiu at "The Womb Radio"

broadcasting live from Ibiza, Spain.

I'm here at the Delta Disco radio store,

where DJ Hound Dog is spinning up.

- Hi, DJ Hound Dog.

- Hey, how are you doing?

- I'm okay.

I heard your music.

- Oh, you did?

- Yeah, it's excellent.

Like it.

- Oh, thank you.

Very nice.

- Are you going out tonight?

- I haven't planned on anything, no.

- Do you wanna go with me?

- Where you going?

- To the club.

- Well you know, I have to,

get an early night, you know.

- Are you embarrassed?

- Is this you?

- Yep.

Do you like it?

- Yeah, it's gorgeous.

- Yeah.

- So where is it that we're going tonight?

I'm just kidding, I can't.

I'm here to work.

- Are you gay?

- Are you gay?

Nice to meet you too.

How's it going?

What are you doing here?

- I'm going to play tonight, man.

- Oh you are?

- Yeah, I just woke up.

Fucked up.

- When'd you get in?

- Yesterday.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, my plane last
night is was late so,

I survived, I woke up, and chill
around with people tonight.

- Right has that happened to you?

- That happened to me.

- So you like when it's actually a hybrid

of different musical
styles coming together.

- Yeah.

- Little bit of rock and
roll, little bit of techno?

No, come on, a little
bit of rock and roll.

- Okay, rock and roll.

So, Anna.

You see that guy sitting back there?

Don't look, don't look.

He's a very famous DJ from Miami.

No, really.

He's really big in the states.

- Really?

- Absolutely.

Now I was the guy that made him famous.

How 'bout that?

- Oh is that right?

- Absolutely.

And you know something?

I can make you famous too.

- If you look at it on a map,

it's really, really close to Ibiza.

But to get from Malta to Ibiza

involves about eight different flights

because there's nothing
remotely direct, is there?

- Right yeah, just have
to go back to this place,

back to the UK and then get
a flight from Manchester

to here, establish a kit.

Need some rest.

- But hey, that's the story, man.

- What are you looking at, come on.

Just bring those eyes back to here man.

- There's this girl over there.

Check her out.

- You're not going to are you?

- I know her from Miami.

- Are you really going
to go over there, please.

Please don't embarrass yourself.

- Well, you know, I'm
famous for my ability to-

- To get thrown straight back to tables.

- Yeah, so just be right back.

- He's got no chance.

- No.

- Hi.

What are you doing here?

- Wow.

- Oh my god.

- It's so nice to see you.

- It's so nice to see you, too.

- What are you doing in Ibiza now?

- I'm spinning.

- Wow.

It's my friend DJ.

Hound.

And this is J Lo.

- How you doing?

- Good to meet you.

- I hope I'll see you at the party.

- Okay, okay.

Nice to see you.

Bye.

- So did you get her number?

- What are you panting for?

Listen if you've got raging testosterone,

that's fine with me,

but the fact is,

you're a loser when it
came to that situation.

- What?

- Bennet girl?

- Yes, Bennet girl.

- I've seen them, they're
beautiful, they're beautiful.

- Very nice, very nice.

- Very beautiful as me.

- No way.

- No, not at all.

- Hey.

No, I'm all right, yeah.

Is who cute?

There's nobody in bed with me.

No, no.

All right.

Oh man, look see that guy that's floating

in that parachute?

- That's
a cool sight, I tell ya.

- You ever done that?

- No, not really.

I always feared that if I did
it I wouldn't get so far up.

That's my problem with it.

But it looks beautiful
once you're up there.

- Yeah.

- In fact, once it starts
going across the skyline here,

when the sun starts coming down,

seeing that going across
is a beautiful sight.

- So come on, let's go for a swim then.

- Hey man.

I'm not gonna.

You know there's sharks out there.

Oh you didn't know there's sharks?

- There's no sharks out there.

- There is, yeah.

- No there isn't.

I talked to the hotel manager,

said there's no sharks in Ibiza.

We're live at Mambo with
the essential selection.

We're here for the opening weekend.

The opening celebrations really.

We open pure passion here.

Carl Cox is my guest.

He's coming up live from the Mambo booth

in about 5 minutes time.

Hey man, how's it going?

Yeah.

Are you at home?

No, I'm in Ibiza.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Go and put the radio on.

Radio on.

I'm gonna be on Pete Tong's show.

Yeah in about five, 10 minutes.

- He wants to tell you a secret
for his party for Friday.

- Yeah, who's playing?

- DJ Hound Dog.

- Oh, DJ Hound Dog!

- Here, it's your wife.

They clutched it.

Here you go.

Is there anything else you want me to do?

- No.

- Hey Hound Dog.

You're on now, okay?

Okay?