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Make My Heart Smile
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What is the signal of a crush?
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Blush? Beating of heart?
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I thought
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the moment I met my Prince Charming,
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I’d be flipped
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at the first stunning glimpse.
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But little did I think
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the day I met him
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happened to be the beginning of
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my frantic life in the disguise of my sister.
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In order to safeguard her dream,
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I had no choice but to start a double life.
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Damn it! I’m running late!
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Let me gloss my lips.
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Zhenhan, bless my disguise.
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Episode 1
Do you need a girlfriend? The one to your parents’ liking.
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Gu Yanluo
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Back to School!
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Luckily, I’m not late.
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The college’s main campus looks better.
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Life treats me like cannon fodder,
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but I’ll just fly as I like.
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Isn’t it just handing in an application form?
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There’s nothing scary about that.
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Prince Charming is so handsome.
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- Why is it not him?
- It’s him.
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Why is it you here? Where’s Prince Charming?
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We didn’t get to see him again.
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Prince Charming should be at the back gate.
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Go. Let’s go together.
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Charlotte College, Mu Ze
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Mentally Retarded Teenager
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Hello.
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Hello, Little Luo,
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I’m risking my life
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to drive alone and draw firepower for you.
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Get to the point.
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Charlotte College, Gu Yanluo
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They didn’t find you in the car,
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and have gone to the campus to intercept you.
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Good luck to you.
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Where are you?
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You need to come early to try your position
in front of the camera, don’t you know?
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Hurry up, my classmate.
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Open Hold on Close
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Hold on!
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Damn! Who the hell is he?
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Is the elevator run by your family?
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They didn’t find you in the car,
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and have gone to the campus to intercept you.
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Good luck to you.
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This should be where the bathroom is.
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The Barnum Effect
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Just leave it like this.
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Which room is it?
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Why is there nobody in?
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Excuse me please...
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It’s this one.
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Be quick to move it to the entrance of 1F.
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He’s so handsome.
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You…
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Have you seen enough?
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Pervert! Narcissist! Exhibitionist!
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Gu, it’s like this.
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The keynote speaker can’t come
due to an emergency,
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but I’ve contacted another lecturer on campus.
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Look,
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could you give a brief talk in a while,
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just a brief talk,
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to buy us a little more time?
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No need to buy time. Let’s start right away.
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I can do this live stream myself.
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I’m afraid you can’t.
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It’s not just students who are watching,
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a lot of insiders and authorities are also
paying attention.
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We’ll be in big trouble
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if you blunder.
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There’s no such word as blunder in my life.
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Let’s start.
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All right.
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Come in please.
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Excuse me,
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is this the place to get an application form
for exchange students?
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Yes.
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Which department are you in?
What’s your name?
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I’m in my junior year,
from the Finance Department.
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I’m Ye…
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Ye Zhenhan.
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Ye Zhenhan? I know you.
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You rank No.2 in your grade
in the Finance Department.
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An absolutely straight A student.
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Are you going to the Challenge Cup this year?
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I thought Gu Yanluo was going.
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He’s been No.1 of the college after all.
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He used to be the participant before.
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Excuse me,
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does the application require full attendance?
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Application Form for Exchange Students
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Condition of Application: full attendance
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Without absence?
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Yes.
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Next year’s Ivy League exchange students
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will get a full scholarship.
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There are quite a lot of applicants.
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But given your strength,
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as long as you have full attendance and
enough credits,
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I’m sure you’ll have no problem getting it.
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Thank you.
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All units of the crew get ready!
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Three!
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Two!
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One!
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Go!
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Hello everyone.
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I’m Gu Yanluo, a finance major
of Charlotte College.
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It is a pity that the professor
scheduled for today’s talk
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can’t come for some reason.
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In this session, I’m going to
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share some of my insights on economics.
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You are welcome to interact with me and
leave a message in the comment section.
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I’ve filled it out.
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OK.
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By the way, you are late.
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The student responsible for sending
the application forms
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has gone to help in the studio.
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I reckon you’ll have to go there yourself.
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OK. The studio is…
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It’s Studio No.3
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at the end of the other side of this floor.
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There’ still time if you go now.
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Get a move on.
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I’ll leave my bag here and dash off.
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Get a move on.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Today I’m gonna share a few interesting
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economic phenomena with you.
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- First, let’s talk about the lipstick effect.
- So handsome!
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It got its name from
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- an economic phenomenon,
- He’s amazing!
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which is also known as the trend of preference
for low-priced products.
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It first appeared in the US.
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In times of economic downturn,
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I thought a foreign big shot would come.
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sales of lipsticks shoot up instead.
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Why do they play us for a sucker with a brat?
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As an inexpensive,
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- unnecessary item,
- Who is he?
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Who is he?
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lipstick consumption can satisfy people’s
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unmet buying desires,
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serving as a consolation
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Please don’t insult my IQ
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to their minds.
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with your poor acting skills.
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Contrarians appear.
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Fans of Gu Yanluo,
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Protect Prince Charming!
Upload a profile of him!
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Yes. Go.
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Setting aside the macro-economic environment,
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there are still only a handful of people
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He’s Gu Yanluo, president of the Student Union.
Don’t you know?
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who can afford houses, cars
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The only heir to Gu’s Group
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and Hermes.
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But people can still
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buy as many lipsticks as they want
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with the money on their hands.
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The Barnum Effect explains
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why many people think
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fortune-tellers make accurate predictions.
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Since those who turn to fortune-tellers
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are very susceptible to suggestion.
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Excuse me,
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is this the place to hand in
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application forms for exchange students?
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Don’t you see I’m busy? Wait a moment.
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Actually the Barnum Effect is nothing strange
to us,
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for instance, in common astrology.
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In the following,
let me demonstrate the effect
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through an example.
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Let’s welcome one of the viewers on the scene
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to come up and do the demonstration with me.
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Come on.
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Someone goes up.
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You.
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Me?
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I can’t.
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Come on!
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Miss Ye, right?
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Yes.
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I’ll take this form.
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Do us a favor on the stage.
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I can’t.
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Come on.
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Be quick to do us a favor on the stage.
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I…I really can’t.
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I’ve taken your form.
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I’m not ready yet.
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I…
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I really can’t, I…
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Thank you for your participation.
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It’s you, the exhibitionist.
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Have you seen enough?
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Excuse me, what is your star sign please?
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I…am Aquarius.
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In terms of astrology,
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girls of every star sign
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have fixed personalities of their own,
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and the Barnum Effect
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sums up the common characteristics of them.
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If you can master them all,
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just like courting girls,
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you’ll be able to win
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these female audiences’ favor very quickly.
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OK, my fellow student,
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move this side a little bit.
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This nasty jerk courts girls with tricks.
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Who’s she? Can’t she understand what I say?
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Right, I don’t know what coordination is.
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It seems this student is a bit nervous.
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So for the sake of the camera,
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I’ll move this side a bit.
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What’s she thinking?
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Aquarius girls appear soft and sensible
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with a peculiar, free inner world.
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They can accept many unconventional ways of
doing things.
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They are most maverick,
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free and open-minded girls of all.
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But
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on a lot of occasions,
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Aquarius girls
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don’t pay much attention to their
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demeanors, appearances and dressing details.
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Don’t you have any misunderstandings about
Aquarius girls?
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Your dress.
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Pervert, what are you looking at?
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So indecent.
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She’s so stupid.
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Your dress.
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What’s she doing?
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Intercut.
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Pervert!
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Was Prince Charming slapped just now?
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Who was that girl? Wasn’t she crazy?
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Ye Zhenhan even dared slap my Prince Charming!
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Yes.
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An anti-fan appears.
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Fans of Gu Yanluo, head for the studio!
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Look, this is what Aquarius girls are like.
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According to Barnum’s Law,
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they are daring and play by different rules.
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Love you or break up with you,
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they just won’t give you any reason.
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Just like now, who would have thought
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I’d be slapped in the face when I asked her
to dine out?
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It seems I don’t have an adequate mastery
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of Barnum’s Law.
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Boys who understand Aquarius girls are welcome
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to leave your comments and suggestions.
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It was her!
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Stop!
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I can’t run any more.
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Forget it, stop chasing.
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Ye Zhenhan, I’ll see you in the dorm tonight!
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We didn’t find her. Where has she gone?
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Let’s go ahead to have a look.
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OK. Let’s go and have a look over there.
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Go.
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Hello.
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This is Ye Weimian.
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Reserved FlashEx order?
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00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:17,990
I’m going to the distribution station now,
276
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,140
and I’ll deliver it right away.
277
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:30,950
Hello, darling.
278
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:31,950
Lu Yao,
279
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,780
be quick to pack up my personal paraphernalia
for me,
280
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,070
and I’ll see you at the hospital this evening.
281
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,660
Why? Is my partner going to make off?
282
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,230
Charlotte College, Lu Yao
283
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,310
I have no time to explain it to you now.
284
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,140
I have an urgent order.
I’ll tell you tonight.
285
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,070
Auntie kept talking about you
286
00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:19,530
during our video chat just now.
287
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,270
I’ll go there with Mu Ze first.
288
00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:23,540
I’ll see you later.
289
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:33,660
No. 102. It’s here.
290
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,020
You have an express delivery parcel.
291
00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:50,460
Why is it him?
292
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:52,870
Open the case for me to examine the goods.
293
00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,270
Open it.
294
00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:06,100
Why is there nothing in it?
295
00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:12,700
You…
296
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,310
Sorry, I didn’t mean to.
297
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:22,530
It’s you?
298
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,620
No, not me.
299
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,380
It’s you again.
300
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,540
You…must have mistaken me for someone else.
301
00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:34,310
Why is it always you?
302
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,190
You’ve even stalked me home.
303
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:41,340
What an egregious grievance!
304
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:42,990
This is just a coincidence.
305
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,900
Besides, you acted indecently in the corridor
306
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,700
and openly touched my breast in the studio.
307
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:49,740
Why do I stalk such a pervert like you?
308
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,830
Someone didn’t even know a button
on her dress loosened.
309
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,260
Who on earth is the exhibitionist?
310
00:16:59,020 --> 00:16:59,780
Just leave it like this.
311
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,050
Well, I’m sorry.
312
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,869
I got you wrong.
313
00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:08,460
Got me wrong?
314
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,339
What about now?
315
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,180
This is really just an accident.
316
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,940
I’m just a part-time delivery girl full of
positive energy.
317
00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:18,990
If everything else fails, I’ll pay for
your bracelet.
318
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,180
Is that OK for you?
319
00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:21,390
Pay?
320
00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:24,579
Are you gonna pay for that slap too?
321
00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:26,300
I’m sorry.
322
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:30,180
Whatever I can do to placate you,
323
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:31,390
I’m OK with that.
324
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:51,670
Would you like something to drink?
325
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:55,420
Charlotte College, Xia Yuanqing
326
00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,180
Brewed with Pinot Noir grapes?
327
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:58,270
Yes.
328
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,100
With residual sugar less than 6g per liter?
329
00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:02,150
Yes.
330
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,910
Is it fruity?
331
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:05,740
Yuanqing.
332
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:07,030
Yuanqing.
333
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,940
Yuanqing, where is Prince Charming?
334
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:12,900
Why hasn’t he come yet?
335
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,150
I’ve just talked to Yanluo on the phone.
336
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,340
He said he’d be here soon.
337
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,790
Did Prince Charming tell you about
what happened during the live stream today?
338
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,340
Who’s that girl?
339
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,030
It doesn’t matter who she is.
340
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,510
Growing up,
341
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,820
girls around Yanluo have been pulling
all sorts of tricks
342
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:27,820
to derive a sense of existence.
343
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,220
I’m used to it,
344
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:30,910
and Yanluo is used to it too.
345
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,100
Mu Ze.
346
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,260
Then I’m gonna look for delicious food.
347
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,870
Then I’m gonna look for beautiful girls.
348
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,750
Why do you come back?
349
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,100
It's not a lucky day for me.
350
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,100
I’m back here to hide.
351
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,300
Hide from what?
352
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,290
What’s there to hide from?
353
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:10,580
Mu Ze!
354
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,580
Three months ago,
you said you were terminally ill
355
00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:17,630
and didn’t want to waste my time,
356
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:18,870
so you bore the pain to bring up a breakup?
357
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,790
I was cured unfortunately.
358
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,750
A month ago, you said the dimension of
my personality you used to like
359
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:26,870
was gone?
360
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:29,940
What personality?
361
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,150
Why can’t I remember?
362
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:33,410
Ten days ago,
363
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,060
in order to watch
364
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,460
the total lunar eclipse’s once-in-400-years
return to its home planet,
365
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,670
you had to part with me?
366
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,550
I missed that indeed.
367
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,180
Maybe I’ll have to stay on the earth
368
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:43,790
for another 400 years.
369
00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:45,940
How did you manage to
370
00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:47,580
make up such wacky reasons?
371
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:48,790
And you guys!
372
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,300
You guys even believed him!
373
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,150
How did such a wonderful banquet
374
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,180
turn into a gathering of my exes?
375
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,060
Because you love every woman you meet
376
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,390
as a philanderer.
377
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,630
Although my brother
378
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:18,420
often fools around with you,
379
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:19,670
look at him,
380
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,670
he didn’t acquire any bad habits.
381
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,940
He’s just a chunk of wood.
382
00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:33,220
I’m responsible for this incident.
383
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:37,180
I apologize to you for the slap.
384
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,870
I’ll pay you the original price of
this bracelet.
385
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:45,780
But I have a little request.
386
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,940
Could you not lodge a complaint against me?
387
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:53,050
This job really means a lot to me.
388
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,340
You ought to pay for it.
389
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:57,870
Why do you bargain with me?
390
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,940
5,000!
391
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,580
This bracelet is so pricey!
392
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:20,340
Siwan.
393
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:23,220
Auntie.
394
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,820
Did you see your brother?
395
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:25,940
Why hasn’t he come yet?
396
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,460
Auntie, don’t worry.
397
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,180
He’s sure to come for your birthday.
398
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:32,940
Go on talking. I’ll give him a call.
399
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,300
OK.
400
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:38,790
My auntie craved for a daughter,
401
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,270
but she
402
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,990
only…has a son.
403
00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:46,820
She’s been urging him to find a girlfriend,
404
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,330
but he puts on a long face
405
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:51,060
and scares all the girls away.
406
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,580
What’s to be done?
407
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:54,670
I tell you what,
408
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,100
Sometimes it’s a blessing, not a misfortune.
409
00:21:57,670 --> 00:21:59,510
I’ll see how your brother will
get off the hook this time.
410
00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:06,060
Have you figured it out?
411
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,580
Why? You want to refuse to pay?
412
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:13,630
How…how can that happen?
413
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:17,150
Well, could I apply to
414
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,510
pay by installments?
415
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,420
I’ll pay you this amount every month.
416
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:22,870
10,000?
417
00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:25,270
1,000.
418
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:27,510
Wait for my complaint.
419
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:30,860
1,200?
420
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:32,820
1,500?
421
00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:38,570
In this way, I can pay you 18,000 a year.
422
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:42,060
Over about 33 months.
423
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,820
Either pay in full or receive a complaint.
424
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:45,510
It’s up to you.
425
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:49,250
The Empress Dowager
426
00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:58,990
Hi, mom.
427
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,930
Brat, why haven’t you come yet?
428
00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:02,790
I’ll be back soon.
429
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:03,900
There’s something wrong
430
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:04,870
with the present I prepared for you.
431
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:05,940
I tell you what,
432
00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:07,030
I don’t want anything from you
433
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:08,460
other than a girlfriend.
434
00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:12,820
Mom, why do you relate everything to
a girlfriend?
435
00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:20,550
Honey, I’m waiting for you!
436
00:23:21,990 --> 00:23:22,820
Shut up!
437
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:24,500
Yanluo, who was that just now?
438
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:25,630
Your girlfriend?
439
00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:26,810
How could that be?
440
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:27,520
Save your breath.
441
00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:28,420
Bring her to me right away.
442
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:28,970
Mom…
443
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,650
That’s settled then.
444
00:23:29,670 --> 00:23:30,940
Hello, hello?
445
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:33,420
Handsome guy.
446
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,060
Do you need a girlfriend?
447
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,460
One who goes home with you to pacify
your mother.
448
00:23:37,670 --> 00:23:38,870
In your dreams!
449
00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:42,100
As long as you agree to my pay by installments
and don’t complain,
450
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:45,030
you’ll have a natural choice right away
451
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:48,270
to fob off your mother.
452
00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:50,790
You don’t need one?
453
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:53,550
Well, I’m going then.
454
00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:58,940
One,
455
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:01,820
two,
456
00:24:04,060 --> 00:24:04,810
three…
457
00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:06,180
Stop.
458
00:24:08,450 --> 00:24:09,180
Handsome guy,
459
00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:11,820
I’m a professional bit player of my college’s
drama troupe.
460
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,820
Your satisfaction with my acting skills
is guaranteed.
461
00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:16,510
Professional? Bit player?
462
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:25,550
You look like an aunt.
463
00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:27,270
You look like a Filipino maid.
464
00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:28,630
You look like…
465
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:42,460
Handsome guy, it’s not that
I’m afraid of all the troubles.
466
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,510
What on earth are you unhappy with?
467
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,420
It’s my first time to see a girl
468
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:50,180
who can show no beauty
in every piece of dress she wears.
469
00:24:52,670 --> 00:24:53,870
If you’ll pardon my saying so,
470
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,550
ordinary people cannot
471
00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:58,060
get hold of my sophisticated beauty.
472
00:24:58,270 --> 00:25:00,580
Can I design it myself?
473
00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:01,670
You?
474
00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:03,300
Just try every possible way.
475
00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:05,500
Besides, as long as you have my words,
476
00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:06,750
I’ll definitely do a good job of it.
477
00:25:06,930 --> 00:25:08,990
No more nonsense,
or the deal will be canceled.
478
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,300
Are you happy with it?
479
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,090
Barely passed.
480
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:56,940
Please give me your hand.
481
00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:09,030
I thought
482
00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:11,510
you’d do the opening dance
with Prince Charming.
483
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,790
Exactly. We’d been looking forward to it.
484
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,510
Look, Prince Charming!
485
00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:18,820
Here comes my brother!
486
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,460
He’s also brought his girlfriend.
487
00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:22,420
He’s so handsome today.
488
00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:23,340
Yes.
489
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:28,330
Yanluo.
490
00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:31,790
Sorry I’m late. Please go on.
491
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:33,550
Since you’ve brought your girlfriend here,
492
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:36,670
why don’t you do a dance together?
493
00:26:36,790 --> 00:26:37,460
Yes.
494
00:26:37,550 --> 00:26:38,390
Do a dance!
495
00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:40,300
Do a dance!
496
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,150
Yes, do a dance.
497
00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,340
Do a dance!
498
00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:44,390
Do a dance!
499
00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:45,290
Do a dance.
500
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,150
Come on, clap our hands.
501
00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:48,050
Clap our hands.
502
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:52,390
Why didn’t you tell me beforehand
it’s such great pomp?
503
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,340
Aren’t you
a self-claimed professional bit player?
504
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,420
So…sorry.
505
00:27:28,030 --> 00:27:28,790
Be careful.
506
00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:38,930
Well, if I finish this dance with you,
507
00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:42,300
can I pay by installments?
508
00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:43,420
Do a good job of dancing first.
509
00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:48,940
Then…you mustn’t go back on your word.
510
00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:53,990
You…wait a minute.
511
00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:17,220
Have a kiss.
512
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,550
- Have a kiss.
- Have a kiss.
513
00:29:19,630 --> 00:29:24,270
Have a kiss.
514
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:33,340
They are embarrassed.
515
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,460
Mom, let me introduce.
516
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,700
This is…my girlfriend.
517
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:47,750
Hello, auntie.
518
00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:49,820
I am Yanluo’s girlfriend.
519
00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:50,940
My name is…
520
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,390
Lu Yao.
521
00:29:55,150 --> 00:29:56,220
Great.
522
00:29:57,270 --> 00:29:58,180
Yanluo
523
00:29:58,420 --> 00:30:01,270
has shown his girlfriend to me
for the first time.
524
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:05,390
It’s because I’m shy.
525
00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:06,910
So in this case,
526
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,300
have you known each other for a long time?
527
00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,910
You brat, how dare you keep me in the dark?
528
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:13,390
I’m gonna kick your ass.
529
00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:15,100
Auntie,
530
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:18,510
Yanluo wanted to give you a surprise
531
00:30:18,670 --> 00:30:20,990
as the best birthday present.
532
00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:22,630
Indeed.
533
00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:24,390
This is absolutely the best present.
534
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,150
What a surprise!
535
00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:27,940
Great.
536
00:30:28,030 --> 00:30:30,630
Everyone, let me introduce to you.
537
00:30:31,270 --> 00:30:34,580
This is my son’s girlfriend
538
00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:35,820
Lu Yao.
539
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:39,060
Isn’t she as beautiful as her name?
540
00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:40,910
I’m so happy today.
541
00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:43,870
Enjoy yourself. Have a good time,
542
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:44,630
OK?
543
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:45,700
OK.
544
00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:50,140
Mom, we are going to…
545
00:30:50,420 --> 00:30:51,580
Grab something to eat. Go quickly.
546
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,270
There’s a lot of delicious food here.
547
00:30:53,390 --> 00:30:54,550
Go quickly. So lovely.
548
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:55,540
Go.
549
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:57,550
Brat.
550
00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:58,740
Yanluo…
551
00:31:13,150 --> 00:31:13,910
What do you think?
552
00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,820
Do you think my service is OK?
553
00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:18,450
Barely passed.
554
00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:29,180
Cake.
555
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:35,340
Sweet and soft.
556
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,390
It’s the taste of happiness.
557
00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:45,790
Marshmallow!
558
00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:55,460
Are you hungry?
559
00:31:57,270 --> 00:31:58,100
Would you like one?
560
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,300
No. It’s childish.
561
00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:04,550
This is so tasty.
562
00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:05,700
Try it.
563
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:07,060
It’s really tasty.
564
00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:08,340
Try it.
565
00:32:08,390 --> 00:32:09,390
I said no.
566
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:53,620
Here I am!
567
00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:04,630
Why do you pull me so hard?
568
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:05,990
It scares me.
569
00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,420
Can you walk properly?
570
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:09,260
Are you gonna pay for the dress
if you get it dirty?
571
00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:09,870
I…
572
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:14,670
I’ll roll it up so it won’t get dirty.
573
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:26,694
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