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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,282 --> 00:00:02,543 You know, I was really worried 2 00:00:02,642 --> 00:00:04,383 when Benny left, but so far, so good. 3 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:05,642 We're doing fine without him. 4 00:00:05,682 --> 00:00:07,423 We're actually making record time today. 5 00:00:07,522 --> 00:00:09,743 You know, I gotta say, 6 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,743 Wagon Master Zeke is really doing it for me. 7 00:00:12,843 --> 00:00:14,823 What do you say we put this thing on autopilot 8 00:00:14,923 --> 00:00:16,983 and join the Two Mile Per Hour Club? 9 00:00:17,082 --> 00:00:19,263 Pru, how can you even suggest something like that? 10 00:00:19,362 --> 00:00:21,522 My wife is in the back of this wagon. 11 00:00:22,682 --> 00:00:23,939 But when we get to the next rest stop, 12 00:00:23,963 --> 00:00:24,983 definitely. 13 00:00:27,922 --> 00:00:29,263 What was that? 14 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,742 Great. We've got a flat ox. 15 00:00:31,843 --> 00:00:34,063 Come on, Claire, break time's over. 16 00:00:34,162 --> 00:00:37,383 Surprise, surprise. One day without Benny 17 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:39,103 and the reverend got us stuck out here. 18 00:00:39,203 --> 00:00:40,503 Just... just give me a minute. 19 00:00:40,603 --> 00:00:42,542 Okay? I can handle this. 20 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,182 Claire, what are you doing to me? 21 00:00:44,283 --> 00:00:46,662 You are making me look like an idiot out here. Get up! 22 00:00:46,762 --> 00:00:49,463 Come on, Claire, don't do this to me, I am begging you. 23 00:00:49,563 --> 00:00:51,862 Just one more minute. 24 00:00:51,963 --> 00:00:53,423 We'll be ready to go. 25 00:00:53,523 --> 00:00:55,622 Look, I am sorry I got angry with you earlier. 26 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,503 Just, what do you want? I'll give you anything! 27 00:00:58,603 --> 00:01:00,743 Do you want grass? I'll give you so much grass. 28 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:03,383 You want drugs? You want sexual favours from other cows? 29 00:01:03,482 --> 00:01:05,179 You are making me look like an asshole, Claire! 30 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:07,022 Come on, get up! 31 00:01:07,123 --> 00:01:09,563 Yeah, we might need Benny. 32 00:01:12,362 --> 00:01:13,623 Yeah, right. 33 00:01:13,722 --> 00:01:16,983 Me spending my life with a bunch of stupid farmers? 34 00:01:17,082 --> 00:01:20,662 Ha! I'm Benny the Teen, god damn it! 35 00:01:20,763 --> 00:01:25,462 I don't need Trig or the Rev, or anybody. 36 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:28,802 Long as I got you, alcohol. 37 00:01:30,082 --> 00:01:33,582 No, baby! 38 00:01:33,682 --> 00:01:37,343 Don't do this to me! 39 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:39,522 This is rock bottom! 40 00:01:44,043 --> 00:01:46,063 I see. 41 00:01:46,162 --> 00:01:47,343 This is rock bottom. 42 00:01:47,442 --> 00:01:48,983 Hyah! 43 00:02:23,122 --> 00:02:25,122 Where am I? 44 00:02:33,122 --> 00:02:34,122 Hyah! 45 00:02:38,522 --> 00:02:41,223 So this is where my story ends. 46 00:02:41,323 --> 00:02:42,582 Murdered by a bunch of 47 00:02:42,682 --> 00:02:45,103 bloodthirsty monsters from hell. 48 00:02:45,203 --> 00:02:46,902 You know we speak English. 49 00:02:47,002 --> 00:02:48,622 You do? 50 00:02:48,723 --> 00:02:49,823 Well, in that case, 51 00:02:49,923 --> 00:02:52,862 bloodthirsty monsters from... heaven? 52 00:02:52,962 --> 00:02:55,043 You have trespassed on Blackfoot land. 53 00:02:56,283 --> 00:02:57,942 I am Chief Sleeping Bear 54 00:02:58,043 --> 00:02:59,983 and this is my lead warrior, Sheila. 55 00:03:00,082 --> 00:03:01,742 Sheila? 56 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:04,062 I didn't expect that. I have an Aunt Sheila. 57 00:03:04,163 --> 00:03:05,663 Aah! 58 00:03:05,763 --> 00:03:07,643 Who are you? And what are you doing on our land? 59 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:09,543 Hey! Back off, toots. 60 00:03:09,643 --> 00:03:11,643 You don't know who you're messing with here. 61 00:03:12,522 --> 00:03:14,582 I'm Benny the Teen. 62 00:03:14,682 --> 00:03:15,943 Who? 63 00:03:16,043 --> 00:03:18,022 That makes sense. 64 00:03:18,122 --> 00:03:20,182 You guys are pretty isolated out here. 65 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,783 Well, back in civilisation, I'm kinda infamous 66 00:03:22,883 --> 00:03:26,603 as a dangerous young outlaw prince. 67 00:03:33,442 --> 00:03:35,823 You? Young and dangerous? 68 00:03:35,923 --> 00:03:39,182 Look at you! Clearly you are some sort of elder 69 00:03:39,283 --> 00:03:40,423 for your people. 70 00:03:40,522 --> 00:03:44,143 "Hey, I'm Benny the Teen! Bing bing! 71 00:03:44,242 --> 00:03:46,462 "My back! 72 00:03:46,562 --> 00:03:47,742 My back!" 73 00:03:47,843 --> 00:03:49,502 Okay, come on, guys. Words hurt. 74 00:03:49,603 --> 00:03:52,103 I think I'll spare your life, so you can continue 75 00:03:52,203 --> 00:03:55,862 to entertain us as some sort of human joke. 76 00:03:55,962 --> 00:03:57,223 Gee, thanks. 77 00:03:57,323 --> 00:03:58,483 Sheila will take care of you. 78 00:03:58,562 --> 00:04:00,302 What? Why me? 79 00:04:00,402 --> 00:04:02,342 You found him. He's your responsibility. 80 00:04:07,342 --> 00:04:08,883 Start grinding. 81 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:11,943 If I have to keep you, you might as well be useful. 82 00:04:15,582 --> 00:04:18,043 I hope you're considering escaping. 83 00:04:18,143 --> 00:04:20,242 I would love to put one of these arrows 84 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,343 in the back of your skull. 85 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:25,002 What's the point? 86 00:04:25,103 --> 00:04:27,682 If I'm not Benny the Teen, then who am I? 87 00:04:27,783 --> 00:04:29,762 Just a big stinkin' nobody, that's who. 88 00:04:29,862 --> 00:04:31,163 God, your energy today. 89 00:04:31,262 --> 00:04:33,262 What am I grinding here, anyway? 90 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:35,603 The skulls of your enemies? 91 00:04:35,702 --> 00:04:38,562 It's corn, for making cornbread. 92 00:04:38,663 --> 00:04:40,923 You guys make bread? 93 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:43,723 I didn't realise Indians eat human food. 94 00:04:43,822 --> 00:04:45,802 Okay, I'll bite. 95 00:04:45,903 --> 00:04:48,202 What exactly do you think native people are? 96 00:04:48,302 --> 00:04:50,843 Just the usual stuff... That you're the spawn of Satan, 97 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,762 you talk to ghosts and animals, 98 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:54,762 and you're friends with trees? 99 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:58,122 First of all, we are human. 100 00:04:58,223 --> 00:04:59,362 You don't say? 101 00:04:59,463 --> 00:05:01,079 We're actually hundreds of different tribes, 102 00:05:01,103 --> 00:05:03,122 each with its own unique history and culture. 103 00:05:03,223 --> 00:05:06,762 You are blowing my mind here. 104 00:05:06,862 --> 00:05:10,002 And I'll bet that stuff about you scalping people 105 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:12,723 is just a dirty lie, too... 106 00:05:12,822 --> 00:05:14,822 Don't worry about that one. 107 00:05:20,622 --> 00:05:22,963 Hello, everyone! 108 00:05:23,062 --> 00:05:24,923 My name is General Puddin 109 00:05:25,023 --> 00:05:27,603 from the United States Bureau of Indian Affairs. 110 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,603 I come with a generous and exciting offer 111 00:05:30,702 --> 00:05:33,283 for your people... new land! 112 00:05:33,382 --> 00:05:35,723 It's a cozy little spot 113 00:05:35,822 --> 00:05:38,882 about a quarter the size of your current place, 114 00:05:38,983 --> 00:05:42,283 mostly salt flats, but there is a good view 115 00:05:42,382 --> 00:05:43,882 of a swamp, 116 00:05:43,983 --> 00:05:46,762 and the best part is it's just a hop, skip, 117 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:49,682 and a thousand-mile march away from here. 118 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:53,403 So? Are you gonna do it or are you gonna do it? 119 00:05:53,502 --> 00:05:55,242 Or are you gonna do it? General. 120 00:05:55,343 --> 00:05:57,843 We've already been forced to move several times, 121 00:05:57,942 --> 00:06:00,403 each time to land worse than before. 122 00:06:00,502 --> 00:06:03,322 Right, well... 123 00:06:03,423 --> 00:06:05,802 I promise that that won't... 124 00:06:05,903 --> 00:06:08,843 Sorry. 125 00:06:08,942 --> 00:06:10,283 I can't say that without laughing. 126 00:06:10,382 --> 00:06:11,882 It's not gonna happen again. 127 00:06:11,983 --> 00:06:14,238 [It's gonna... clears throat] It'll be different this time. 128 00:06:14,262 --> 00:06:16,262 Sounds like a crummy deal to me. 129 00:06:17,262 --> 00:06:18,322 We accept. 130 00:06:18,423 --> 00:06:19,643 - What? - All right. 131 00:06:19,742 --> 00:06:21,442 Congrats on your new home. 132 00:06:21,543 --> 00:06:25,343 I'm sure you'll all love it! Okay. 133 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,043 Chief, why'd you take that deal? 134 00:06:30,143 --> 00:06:32,963 If I'd refused, they would've returned with an army. 135 00:06:33,062 --> 00:06:36,643 - There's no other way. - But what if there was? 136 00:06:36,742 --> 00:06:38,442 Hey, why don't I talk to Puddin? 137 00:06:38,543 --> 00:06:41,122 I bet I could convince him to let you guys stay. 138 00:06:41,223 --> 00:06:42,403 Don't you see? 139 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,403 Fate brought me here for a reason. 140 00:06:44,502 --> 00:06:47,122 I lost my identity and you're giving me a new one. 141 00:06:47,223 --> 00:06:49,882 I can save your land and your people 142 00:06:49,983 --> 00:06:51,403 from the outside world. 143 00:06:51,502 --> 00:06:52,682 Like a white saviour? 144 00:06:52,783 --> 00:06:56,163 Hey, I like that. Did you just make that up? 145 00:06:56,262 --> 00:06:57,923 Okay, sure. 146 00:06:58,023 --> 00:07:00,723 - Chief... - What have we got to lose? 147 00:07:00,822 --> 00:07:02,122 Might as well give him a shot. 148 00:07:02,223 --> 00:07:03,783 Hey, is it cool if I did one of those... 149 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:04,862 Whoa! 150 00:07:04,942 --> 00:07:07,062 No, I just... 151 00:07:12,423 --> 00:07:15,242 We've tried negotiating with men like Puddin before. 152 00:07:15,343 --> 00:07:16,603 It never ends well. 153 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:18,143 Well, that's because you've never had 154 00:07:18,223 --> 00:07:21,202 Benny the White Saviour on your team. 155 00:07:21,302 --> 00:07:23,362 You do realise that what you're doing is, like, 156 00:07:23,463 --> 00:07:25,723 completely racist, right? 157 00:07:25,822 --> 00:07:28,122 I think you're confused. I'm helping you. 158 00:07:28,223 --> 00:07:30,043 So I'm actually the opposite of racist. 159 00:07:30,143 --> 00:07:32,122 You know what? Why don't we play the quiet game 160 00:07:32,223 --> 00:07:35,283 until we get to the fort? Suit yourself. 161 00:07:35,382 --> 00:07:36,723 Halt! 162 00:07:36,822 --> 00:07:38,523 What is your purpose? 163 00:07:38,622 --> 00:07:40,723 Greetings unto you. 164 00:07:40,822 --> 00:07:45,043 We request parlay with General Puddin. 165 00:07:45,143 --> 00:07:47,143 I don't know why he's talking like that. 166 00:07:47,502 --> 00:07:49,242 You can pass. 167 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,562 But the Injun stays here. 168 00:07:50,663 --> 00:07:52,663 It's okay. I got this. 169 00:07:54,463 --> 00:07:56,463 White saviour! Pew pew! 170 00:08:02,663 --> 00:08:03,963 You again. 171 00:08:04,062 --> 00:08:06,523 Escaped from those savages on your own, have you? 172 00:08:06,622 --> 00:08:08,283 Actually, I'm here on their behalf 173 00:08:08,382 --> 00:08:09,523 to protect their land. 174 00:08:11,062 --> 00:08:14,603 Now, why would you want to do a silly thing like that? 175 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:15,879 Because we had them all wrong. 176 00:08:15,903 --> 00:08:18,002 They're people, just like you and me. 177 00:08:18,103 --> 00:08:20,523 They laugh, they sing and dance. 178 00:08:20,622 --> 00:08:23,242 How they dance. 179 00:08:23,343 --> 00:08:25,163 Actually, I'm just assuming that last part. 180 00:08:25,262 --> 00:08:27,202 I only met them a couple of hours ago. 181 00:08:27,302 --> 00:08:29,283 Look, I appreciate your visit, but unfortunately, 182 00:08:29,382 --> 00:08:32,642 their land is far too valuable for us to give up. 183 00:08:32,743 --> 00:08:34,118 Well, what are we talking about here? 184 00:08:34,142 --> 00:08:35,142 Oil, gold? 185 00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:37,222 Much better. 186 00:08:38,702 --> 00:08:40,602 My friend, we are talking about nothing less 187 00:08:40,702 --> 00:08:42,562 than the future of America. 188 00:08:42,663 --> 00:08:44,722 Behold, the shopping mall. 189 00:08:44,822 --> 00:08:47,082 Ooh. What is it? 190 00:08:47,182 --> 00:08:50,842 Imagine dozens of name-brand stores all under one roof. 191 00:08:50,942 --> 00:08:52,802 Apparel, home décor, 192 00:08:52,902 --> 00:08:55,763 an entire store just for containers. 193 00:08:55,861 --> 00:08:57,861 And who can resist... 194 00:08:58,381 --> 00:09:00,722 flavoured soft pretzels? Care for a sample? 195 00:09:00,822 --> 00:09:02,642 Is that sour cream and onion? 196 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,743 It's whatever you want it to be. 197 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,923 No. I'm sorry, 198 00:09:07,023 --> 00:09:09,322 but that land belongs to the Blackfoot. 199 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,202 They're not moving, and that's final. 200 00:09:11,302 --> 00:09:13,442 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. 201 00:09:13,543 --> 00:09:15,202 In that case, 202 00:09:15,302 --> 00:09:17,482 we'll just have to eradicate their entire village. 203 00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:19,402 - Wait, what? - Guards! 204 00:09:21,702 --> 00:09:23,642 This can't be happening! 205 00:09:23,743 --> 00:09:26,881 I'm just as upset as you are. 206 00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:28,881 I mean, who could've guessed that the white man 207 00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:31,263 could be so cruel and greedy? 208 00:09:34,062 --> 00:09:36,942 Okay. Every single one of you. 209 00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:39,442 Okay. My bad. 210 00:09:39,543 --> 00:09:41,802 If it's war they want, it's war they will get. 211 00:09:41,902 --> 00:09:43,043 We will fight. 212 00:09:43,142 --> 00:09:45,562 And we will win! 213 00:09:45,663 --> 00:09:48,082 Yeah! Let's kick some army butt! 214 00:09:48,182 --> 00:09:50,361 All right, everyone, hands in the middle! 215 00:09:50,462 --> 00:09:51,642 Blackfoot, on three. 216 00:09:51,743 --> 00:09:53,283 - One... - Yeah, I kinda meant 217 00:09:53,643 --> 00:09:57,344 like, we will fight, and we will win. 218 00:09:57,443 --> 00:10:00,663 Yeah, I'm starting to agree with Sheila on this one. 219 00:10:00,764 --> 00:10:04,104 Perhaps you've done enough helping for the day? 220 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,504 No, no, I wouldn't hear of it. 221 00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:09,024 You helped me realise how special I really am. 222 00:10:09,123 --> 00:10:10,823 So I am with you until the bitter end, 223 00:10:10,923 --> 00:10:12,504 and that's final. 224 00:10:17,403 --> 00:10:19,543 Don't shoot the arrow, be the arrow! 225 00:10:19,643 --> 00:10:21,744 What the hell? This thing is broken! 226 00:10:21,844 --> 00:10:23,099 Are you sure you don't want any help? 227 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,024 Don't worry about me, bro. 228 00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:27,383 After all, I'm helping you guys. 229 00:10:27,484 --> 00:10:29,484 Remember that. 230 00:10:29,923 --> 00:10:31,744 He's going to get us all killed. 231 00:10:31,844 --> 00:10:34,143 That one's got some zing on it! 232 00:10:34,244 --> 00:10:37,463 We just need to find a way to get him to leave. But how? 233 00:10:37,563 --> 00:10:39,303 He genuinely thinks he's the chosen one 234 00:10:39,403 --> 00:10:41,403 and we should all be kissing his special butt. 235 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,163 Maybe we can use that to our advantage. 236 00:10:46,443 --> 00:10:47,463 - Aah! - Sorry, fella. 237 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:48,943 For what it's worth, 238 00:10:49,043 --> 00:10:50,663 I did yell "fore." 239 00:10:50,764 --> 00:10:52,104 Right? Back me up on this. 240 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:54,643 - Benny. - Excuse me. 241 00:10:56,244 --> 00:10:58,864 I've consulted with the village elders 242 00:10:58,963 --> 00:11:00,783 and we have decided to make you 243 00:11:00,883 --> 00:11:03,583 an honorary member of the tribe. 244 00:11:03,683 --> 00:11:04,903 You really mean it, chief? 245 00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:07,823 Of course! But first, you must undergo 246 00:11:07,923 --> 00:11:10,303 the traditional rite of passage. 247 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,063 Sounds sacred and magical. 248 00:11:13,163 --> 00:11:14,703 What you're gonna want to do 249 00:11:14,803 --> 00:11:17,823 is walk in a straight line 250 00:11:17,923 --> 00:11:20,024 away from the village. 251 00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:22,063 Until I find my spirit animal. 252 00:11:22,163 --> 00:11:24,383 Okay, sure, yeah. We'll go with that, and... 253 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,783 But the main point is 254 00:11:26,883 --> 00:11:29,984 that you just keep walking and walking 255 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:33,183 and no matter how far you go, 256 00:11:33,283 --> 00:11:36,303 we want you to go just a little bit farther. 257 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:37,903 Got it. 258 00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:39,224 Shoot. 259 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,504 If I go now, won't I miss the battle? 260 00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:45,423 We promise we won't start without our white saviour. 261 00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:46,663 Right. 262 00:11:46,764 --> 00:11:48,344 Well, wish me luck. 263 00:11:48,443 --> 00:11:50,224 Good luck. 264 00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:52,303 Bye. 265 00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:55,663 That is the dumbest man I have ever seen. 266 00:11:55,764 --> 00:11:57,764 Told you. 267 00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:06,383 Spirit animal? Spirit animal? 268 00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:09,083 Where the hell is this damn thing? 269 00:12:16,963 --> 00:12:18,963 There it is. 270 00:12:20,604 --> 00:12:22,504 My spirit animal. 271 00:12:22,604 --> 00:12:24,383 And it looks so real. 272 00:12:26,403 --> 00:12:27,864 Hey, hey, hey! 273 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:31,663 Whoa! Whoa! Of course, you're a rattlesnake! 274 00:12:31,764 --> 00:12:33,303 You shed your old skin 275 00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:37,123 to be something even greater than before. Like me. 276 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:41,864 The pain! 277 00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:44,623 Okay. 278 00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,024 One last chance. 279 00:12:46,123 --> 00:12:48,024 Surrender or die. 280 00:12:48,123 --> 00:12:50,224 And I give you the same option. 281 00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:52,183 Your grave will be the perfect spot 282 00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:54,504 for my shopping mall's dancing fountain. 283 00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:56,663 I hope you like vocal jazz standards 284 00:12:56,764 --> 00:12:58,264 for the rest of eternity! 285 00:12:58,364 --> 00:13:00,583 Hey guys! 286 00:13:00,683 --> 00:13:01,823 What's going on here? 287 00:13:01,923 --> 00:13:04,104 Shit. Hey Benny. 288 00:13:04,203 --> 00:13:05,303 How'd you get back so soon? 289 00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:07,663 Well, I found my spirit animal. 290 00:13:07,764 --> 00:13:09,464 It was a snake. See? 291 00:13:09,563 --> 00:13:11,623 - Definitely infected. - Gross. 292 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,943 Were you about to start the battle without me? 293 00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:17,543 It's starting maybe sometime soonish? 294 00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,734 These things never start on time, really. 295 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,129 You said you were gonna wait for me. 296 00:13:21,153 --> 00:13:23,134 Ooh. Awkward. 297 00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:25,052 Look, we just don't want you here. 298 00:13:25,153 --> 00:13:26,734 You are not our white saviour! 299 00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:30,134 You're just an idiot who's made everything worse. 300 00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:31,693 Now get out of here. 301 00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,254 Scat! 302 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,472 - Are we doing this? - Okay. 303 00:13:50,712 --> 00:13:52,254 Hey, do you have a second? 304 00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:53,732 Can it wait? I'm a little bit busy. 305 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,494 Actually, it can't, so. 306 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,134 Sure, what's up? 307 00:13:59,232 --> 00:14:00,614 I'm confused. 308 00:14:00,712 --> 00:14:02,769 Everything was adding up to me being the white saviour. 309 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,453 You helped me discover my true potential, 310 00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:08,014 and I was going to demonstrate it by being the big hero! 311 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,568 So how come it didn't work out like that? 312 00:14:09,592 --> 00:14:11,332 Because it's not about you, dummy! 313 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,453 All you care about is your personal journey 314 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,490 and we're just the vehicles to help get you there. 315 00:14:15,514 --> 00:14:17,052 I'm glad you're feeling better 316 00:14:17,153 --> 00:14:18,614 about yourself, Benny, I really am, 317 00:14:18,712 --> 00:14:21,533 but this is our story, not yours. 318 00:14:21,634 --> 00:14:23,453 I never thought of it like that. 319 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,972 Well, I'm listening to you now, okay? 320 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,453 What do you need? 321 00:14:27,552 --> 00:14:30,293 We could use someone to pick up those loose arrows 322 00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:32,134 and go bring water to the guys. 323 00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:34,374 Is that really the best use of me? 324 00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:37,573 I mean, I'm really more of a front lines kinda guy. 325 00:14:37,673 --> 00:14:39,754 No. You're right, I'm on it. 326 00:14:41,153 --> 00:14:43,293 Excuse me. Whoa! Coming through. 327 00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:45,933 Whoop! Picking up arrows. 328 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:47,693 Excuse me. Don't mind me. 329 00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:49,453 Picking up arrows here! 330 00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:50,933 Thanks, dude. You rock. 331 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,092 On your left! 332 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,193 Nice shot, downtown! 333 00:14:58,153 --> 00:14:59,573 All right, get in there! Come on! 334 00:14:59,673 --> 00:15:02,153 Yeah! Kill 'em, boys! Whoo! 335 00:15:07,153 --> 00:15:11,933 My mall. My beautiful, beautiful mall. 336 00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:15,332 Hey, anybody lose a bow? 337 00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:19,533 It's, cedar, maple, maybe? 338 00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:20,972 You. 339 00:15:21,073 --> 00:15:23,312 This is all your fault! 340 00:15:28,673 --> 00:15:29,673 Hyah! 341 00:15:35,232 --> 00:15:37,413 You can kill me, 342 00:15:37,514 --> 00:15:39,573 but there will be a shopping mall. 343 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,134 Thousands of them! 344 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,293 Covering the countryside! 345 00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:45,293 And the only Indians you'll see 346 00:15:45,394 --> 00:15:48,374 will be at Halloween pop-up stores! 347 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:52,734 For slutty, basic bitches to wear to frat parties! 348 00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:56,734 I'm gonna enjoy this. 349 00:16:00,712 --> 00:16:03,212 So you do scalp people. 350 00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:06,894 Okay, you got me. I love it. 351 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:18,972 So, where you going next? 352 00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:21,333 Well, 353 00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:22,490 I'm gonna go back to the friends 354 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,173 that I thought I was too good for. 355 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,274 You know what I realised? 356 00:16:25,313 --> 00:16:26,894 I don't need to be Benny the Teen 357 00:16:26,993 --> 00:16:28,573 or Benny the White Saviour. 358 00:16:28,673 --> 00:16:31,373 I can just be Benny, the guy who doesn't need 359 00:16:31,472 --> 00:16:32,893 to have a special thing. 360 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,653 Or, how about just Benny? 361 00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:39,253 Benny. Yeah, short, snappy. 362 00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:41,813 Like Sheila. I like it. 363 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,913 Me, too. 364 00:16:49,712 --> 00:16:51,774 Oof! What do you think you're doing? 365 00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:54,972 Sorry, I just thought this was the part 366 00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:56,253 where we're supposed to kiss. 367 00:16:56,354 --> 00:16:59,373 We started off as enemies from different worlds, 368 00:16:59,472 --> 00:17:01,692 but then we ended up learning from each other 369 00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:04,853 and falling in love. Am I off-base here? 370 00:17:04,953 --> 00:17:07,932 Yes! Way off base. 371 00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:11,232 Okay, so, no kiss. Got it. 372 00:17:14,393 --> 00:17:16,772 See you, Sheila. Bye, Benny. 373 00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:18,134 Farewell, my friends! 374 00:17:18,232 --> 00:17:19,813 Perhaps we'll meet again, when. 375 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,294 Mother Moon dances with Father Sun 376 00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:24,574 atop the ancestral plane. 377 00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:27,723 All right, man. Peace. 378 00:17:29,203 --> 00:17:30,261 You were right. 379 00:17:30,364 --> 00:17:33,063 We probably should have just killed him. 380 00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:35,163 Thank you! 381 00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:00,863 I'll be taking requests all night. 382 00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:03,422 Personally, I would like a break from Top 40, 383 00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:04,523 but that's just me. 384 00:18:06,163 --> 00:18:08,344 No more need to fear, 385 00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:10,442 'cause Benny's back. 386 00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:13,303 Hey! 387 00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:17,503 Looks like things are going pretty well here? 388 00:18:17,604 --> 00:18:19,779 Yeah, we had a bit of a hiccup early on with one of the oxen, 389 00:18:19,803 --> 00:18:21,540 but we got back on track pretty quick. 390 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,863 Turns out I was saying "ha" instead of "ya." 391 00:18:27,604 --> 00:18:29,503 Well, if you don't need me to save the day, 392 00:18:29,604 --> 00:18:31,723 I guess I'll, have a seat? 393 00:18:37,561 --> 00:18:39,561 By the way, Rev... 394 00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:42,261 I'm really sorry about leaving. 395 00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:44,723 It's okay. We're just happy to have you back. 396 00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,663 Spoons? 397 00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,761 Thanks. 398 00:18:54,243 --> 00:18:56,104 This is nice. 27940