Original subtitles

"�SIX FEED SWEDEN PETROL PUMP�"

Translation and adaptation, Raiser.

In Havana, Hurricane Dora

now includes Cuba

It caused damage all over the country

�n capital�, Havana

more than 200 buildings were destroyed

by the hose, according to the latest reports.

There are fears that the hurricane

moving fast

is to reach the coast of East Florida by nightfall.

Authorities are looking to save food supplies

And the crops and put them in shelter.

I have to remind you now

of the contest for our viewers.

You were asked to answer the question

which is in your opinion� the most seductive voice ...

Hello, did you open?

Write down your choice on a postcard and send it to us.

All viewers can win and look forward to

find out what your preferences are.

Remember, we have prizes wonderful to win,

including a dream vacation in Hawaii.

Is anyone inside?

We also have it for you

a trip on a luxury yacht

left entirely at your discretion.

And now news ...

In Rome the new Italian government

resigned after two months of activity.

Sydney in Australia one new contraceptive for rabbits

has been tested in some areas to fight ...

Is there anyone ?

Coming.

- Hello! - It's over ...

- How much gas do you want? - Fill it up, please.

Immediate...

Looks like you know what to do with that pump.

It basically brings perfection.

Do you want something refreshing from the bar?

- Of course. - Come on ...

You need to relax from time to time.

Come on!

I'd like to cool off a little too.

Oil prices everywhere in the country it dropped by almost five percent,

this being the result decrease in oil sales

caused by a drastic reduction

of demand in Western Europe.

In fact, they registered significant progress in the development ...

- Do you want us to do it? - Of course.

That's what happened the last months and it must be

The main factor in reducing oil demand,

but probably the most significant reason

was the success of the European campaign

to save the energy it produced

bigger savings in comparison

with previous years.

The popular answer to the call to save energy

was greeted by senators ...

They appeared in the United States serious problems in the automotive industry.

Imports ...

I'm sorry ...

Important� ...

I'm sorry, I'll read it again.

Introduction of foreign bodies

�n pia�a str�mt� autohton� ...

He got up ...

I'm sorry!

"Mr. Anderson, what happened?" "Look at this!"

- Get me out of here! - What is it?

You can see for yourself.

I think I can't stand the news anymore.

How can I focus?

How can I speak about market opening?

- This is happening! - Yes, I understand what you mean.

- Get me out of my mind! - It has the same effect on me.

- Really? - Absolutely ...

Lie on the desk.

A�a ...

That's a good idea.

H�ns, �n cur�nd e time for your meeting.

Yes rightaway.

We need to talk about those Swedish girls.

I have to go to Meeting and I'm already late.

I want us to finish this before you leave.

Okay, tell me what you thought.

You have to do something, or the problem is getting out of hand.

The way things are going it's really outrageous.

And I'm not the only one talking about this, everyone in town says so.

People come from all over like to benefit from their services.

Moral reputation our city is suffering.

You have to take action.

There is something you can do to prevent this, after all after all, you are the mayor.

You are responsible for everything.

You're right, I'll bring it in discuss the issue at the meeting.

I will ask my colleagues to find it a way to solve this, you see.

You would be surprised if none of the members the council does not know what it is about.

It seems that if there is no one through around, nothing can go wrong.

Well, you've told them enough clear what it is about.

You don't have to Think about it, my dear.

I'm sure they all agree.

Now give me a kiss ...

I'll be back after the meeting.

I look forward to seeing you, my dear.

- Is everything okay? - Yes...

- We need to hurry. - Don't worry ...

Why did it last so long?

Leave me a clip ...

- I'm ready ! - Come then.

How is it ?

That's how time will pass.

I have other better things to do to have fun.

Yes, and so do I.

I'm sorry I'm late, gentlemen

I had something important to solve.

- Someone else has to come. - Late as usual ...

How is someone always missing?

We can never start on time, always someone stays stuck somewhere.

Probably something happened, but I think it will come soon.

I wonder if we're safe.

We'll see you soon.

I'm sorry I was late,

I had to make a special delivery.

I heard about the new plan, I have came as fast as I could.

I think we can declare the meeting open,

we have an important issue to discuss.

It's about the six faces Swedish gas station

And I think I'm a threat serious� the morality �n now�.

I want to know what's going on there,

people come from all over to be served by those girls.

It's nothing new.

It is a national ruin!

I don't want to be rude, but I have to we are taking steps to defend the city's reputation.

It is our duty with the founding members

let's do something to get rid of these girls.

The sooner the better.

Hi, is anyone there?

Hi, what can I do for you, sir?

I need gas, extra quality, please.

- Sure, sir. - Fill it up ...

Did you come from far away?

Pretty far away.

You don't want to stay for a few moments to relax?

- Well... - He'll catch them well.

"Sounds like a good idea." - It's part of the job.

We want to make sure that our customers feel good.

We try to please our customers.

- This way, please. - Show me the way ...

How about we go upstairs, boys?

- Is this an invitation? - Oh yes...

Come on, let's go!

Well, what did you think?

Watch me ...

And now for all viewers watching us from home

We are proud to see you we present a special program.

We're sure you'll like it this original contribution,

we will strive as much as it is it may be memorable for you.

No need too a lot of preparation for that

all that is needed is your collaboration with the ladies.

Our master of ceremonies is Tom Anderson.

Hello, ladies, I wish you welcome to today's special program

I need your help.

- Kersten! - Me?

Yes, you ...

I have a surprise for you.

- Really? - Get close to the TV.

- It's ridiculous. - Come on.

- What are you thinking? - Come on, don't be shy.

What do you want me to do?

Come here, I have a surprise for you.

- Come on! - There ?

Yes.

And then?

You will do exactly what I tell you.

Stay right there.

Here ?

- Right there. - And now?

In front of the screen?

No, on the side�.

Here are.

Okay ...

Come closer.

Shall I turn on the TV?

Yes.

Now rub against him.

- Aa? - A little more ...

- It's good ? - Better.

And now the big surprise.

I'm ready !

How is it?

It's good...

But that's incredible.

It is what is called technological progress.

Your technique is with very advanced safety.

- Kersten! - Yes ?

And now we're dealing with the basics.

The basic part?

- You know what I mean. - Shall I do that?

Yes, pick up your skirt.

Oh yes...

I understand.

Definitely��.

Come a little closer.

Relax ...

That's good.

Why don't you come a little closer?

Yes, the closer you are the better.

I can't get any closer.

I speak sincerely ...

Is awesome !

It's fantastic.

Continue ...

It is amazing.

Unbelievable !

Is it deep enough for you?

Oh yes !

I think that's enough.

Why ?

- I want to try something else. - What the ?

I want you to go on TV.

Up here ?

Yes, keep your feet apart.

Stand right in the middle, a little closer

Wait, let's see what I can find.

Okay, I should get out of here.

Look here ...

Come on now !

And now let's get to the bottom of the matter.

Are you ready?

Yes !

Is it deep enough for you?

It's getting better.

Wait a minute, I have a better idea.

I'll get on the table.

Hurry up!

Come immediately.

Look at that.

That's better.

Now I can really get to work.

It's fantastic !

Hey!

I have another idea.

Is it deep enough for you?

Close...

Stay there, don't move.

What are you doing ?

You'll see!

Oh...

And now the big surprise which I promised you.

I'm waiting ...

We get to the bottom of the matter again.

Now I understand ...

It's good.

It's huge!

Oh, it's so big.

It's so good!

Aoleu!

Look, ladies!

You just watched

or rather, you have experimented

our special program for viewers.

We hope you enjoyed the experience

And that you are ready for the next treatment.

The name of the master of next time ceremonies

You can find it in the TV program.

Aren't you curious to know who he is?

I'm sorry to interrupt business, darling.

We need to hurry.

- You just don't have another date? - It's no laughing matter, ma'am.

I thought about the problem with the six Swedish faces at the gas station.

I can't wait to handle this.

Hello gentlemen, I see I'm the last one.

- No, Harry hasn't come yet. - Oh no !

- Something came. - Are you sure he's coming?

Now we have another problem.

We give it another five minutes.

I wonder what's wrong with him now?

Last time was something about a piston.

Another time he had to finish something.

"It's not over!" - Oh!

I'm sorry I was late, but I had to to do an old friend a favor.

- I understand. - I'm sorry.

Okay, gentlemen, I think now I can declare the meeting open.

A decision must be made as to which Six Swedish faces at the gas station.

To be up to date with all problem data

let me explain everything in detail.

The girls inherited it legally the land, as well as the building.

We can't threaten them with evacuation.

So I'm proposing to hire a lawyer

to find a solution to overcome this obstacle.

It's a good idea, city council wait for us to do something.

I say let's do this.

We need to do something right now.

- We agree ? - Yes, the girls have to leave.

Hey, does anyone serve me?

Hi, what can I do for you?

- I want some gas. - Sure, how long do you want it to be?

- Fill it up. - The fuller the better.

- Look, I put her in. - What the ?

"Pump, you fool." - Oh, I understand.

- Do you want anything else, sir? - What do you have to offer?

- Let's see ... - I'll try anything.

- Are you hungry? - Yes, but not food.

This is perfect.

You're probably very lucky in love.

That means I'm out of luck.

- Do not say that. - Why, it's true.

- Did you see? - There's something I can do about it.

I think so too.

You thought well, come with me.

- Good. - Let's go.

- Look at this. - Come on!

Well, what else do I have to lose?

- What did I do to deserve this? - You refilled your car.

- Looks like my luck has changed. - Are you complaining about this?

Not at all.

Yes, we are comfortable.

Yes, yes ...

A new report ...

- What is he doing there ? - Maybe give him a Christmas present.

I wonder what else will happen to him at Christmas?

Here it starts!

Look at this.

What took you so long?

Now he's asleep.

What do you think you're doing?

You can't act like this, I have to punish you.

If you're not good, don't to receive the Christmas present.

She will receive something!

It's understandable, but I have something much better for you.

It was time.

Let's let him go.

What do you think?

Try it first and then you can tell me.

You've never seen anything like it.

I like the way it looks ...

- A>a? - Yes, that's right.

Keep quiet, girls!

He seems to be raping her!

- We should do something like that. - It seems dangerous to me.

Continue to move ...

Look at this, I prefer a real thing.

It seems very effective.

I'd like to try.

You're kidding!

- She really is a bad girl! - Oh my God !

It's awful!

Give me some apples too.

Look here...

She has beautiful breasts.

- Are you trying to get him? - Look at her!

He seems to be having a lot of fun.

I wouldn't mind trying it myself.

Me neither.

With such contractions it probably feels really good.

Aoleu, it's wonderful!

Sounds fun.

I want to try too.

See, my dear, now you can appreciate my little surprise.

Oh, yes!

She really likes it.

Look at this!

I think Santa is a bastard.

- I don't think it's his thing. - Did you hear that?

- Tell Kersten to make one. - Why not ?

I'm sure I can make one.

I think that's exactly what we need.

You saw that girl He's having fun, isn't he?

- How are you now? - He certainly won't do it to Santa.

She just wants it.

I have never seen such a car.

Our problems are over.

- Who needs men? - That's right.

- We'll do something even nicer. - Okay, we got along.

You can help me for a start.

I wonder what he's doing now?

The girls just want to have fun.

What do you think he is doing?

I think he's pushing back and forth.

Oh yes...

Enter and exit ...

- It's too big. - Come on ...

That's how she'll grab your breasts.

Kersten, you have to You're trying to do something like that ...

Around here, girls.

Look, I'm done, what do you think?

What is this ?

It's an exercise bike,

but has a built-in device for deep massage.

We are waiting with all ...

You will see.

- It's a masturbating machine. - How convenient!

What else did you expect?

Moisten it with water and it is ready.

What you mean is too big.

It's the right size.

- Can you make him walk faster? - Yes...

Of course yes!

It has a beautiful shape.

It's at least the same good with the one on TV.

Aoleu!

Someone has to try it.

Yes, but I don't know who ...

And it goes even faster.

When will we use it?

This is...

Shh ...

Shh ...

Bravo!

- Was well ? - Seriously...

Was awesome !

Super...

- Did you like it? - That's exactly what I needed.

Come on girls, it's time let's do the exercises.

Come on ...

- It's crazy! - Come on ...

Be careful!

I'm coming too!

Let's start over.

Stop it!

Let everyone undress!

- What's he up to? - Come on, it'll be fine.

One, two, one, two, one, two ...

Let's warm up first.

Okay, let's get started.

It's a little cold this morning!

I have something that will warm you up.

Yes Yes...

One, two, one, two, one, two ...

One, two, one, two, one, two ...

One, two, one, two, one, two ...

One, two, one, two, one, two ...

One, two, one, two, one, two ...

One, two, one, two, one, two ...

Look at this!

What wild girls!

Oh no !

It's outrageous!

Really outrageous ...

Hello!

Coming !

- How about this ? - Hello!

- What can I do for you ? - I want some gas for starters.

- How much do you want ? - How much can you give me?

Stai s� o bag �n gaur�.

Do you want anything else to wait for?

- What ? - You know ...

I knew there was something special about this place

when I saw how you handle the storm.

- Kersten? - Yes ?

Do you have a light ?

Sure...

Han�!

- Yes, darling? - Do you have another meeting?

I thought you promised me you would Get rid of those awful Swedish girls.

How am I still here?

Calm down, darling, calm down. I'll take care of everything.

I hope so!

See you later, honey.

I say goodbye to our butcher friend, he will come with the same pathetic excuses.

I know this better than he does.

He has a new delivery to make urgent for his special sausages.

- Don't flatter him, they're not that big. - How do you know?

Good morning, gentlemen.

- Good morning. - Where's the butcher?

Don't tell me it is his turn is late today.

- Exactly! - It's always the same.

He probably got sick the sausage somewhere.

We'll give him five more minutes no more seconds.

OK...

Look who's here!

We have to move quickly, we don't have much time.

The board meeting must to start from one moment to the next.

- Keep your speech for the meeting. - You are right.

He's coming soon and I'll tell you

that I had to give him an injection cows to give more milk.

- Hello! - He came...

I'm sorry I'm late, but I had to supervise a meeting.

A poor boy crying.

- Did you see him? - Yes, I saw him.

Now we can continue the meeting.

Well, we have to solve it once the problem with these Swedish girls

And with their behavior scandalous in our city.

We have to do something.

The citizens of the city have He started complaining about it.

I heard rumors circulating About these girls

that they were seen driving a so-called escort service.

I think I have to Let's take a closer look

to gather related evidence of their behavior,

And confront them with the facts.

Do you agree with me?

- Yes, that's right! - Of course ...

- Do you want something to drink? "Then please."

- So do you? - Yes...

- Look here. - Thank you ...

Thank you!

- Good luck! - Health ...

Excuse me, can I ask you something?

Sure...

- Aren't you from here? - No, I'm just passing through.

- It's special, if you like. - I like it!

- Are you going to move on today? - Yes.

- Yes... - You can stay here with me.

- How dare you? - Have !

- That bitch ... - Is your fault.

You have to have style, I'll show you how.

- Let him go. - Look carefully.

Are you ready

- Pig ! - Have !

How naughty!

- You have to have style. - But it's not fair!

- This is hard work. - You can say it again.

Don't worry ...

Some are born true conquerors, and others do not know.

I'll stick to my drink.

- Drink a glass. - That's what I mean ...

I'm starting to think not to have no luck with women at all.

You have to be tall and irresistible.

Look at him, for example.

Come on...

- Do you know what that means? - Not !

- You'll be fine. - I need all the luck.

Do you like him?

And he likes you.

Undress ...

Maybe he got stuck In traffic, or something.

Or something like that ...

Life is full of surprises.

- Hello, gentlemen. - The teacher is in a private lesson.

It is a pity that people do not I take these meetings seriously.

Come on!

For someone who hurry up, you move very slowly.

I like to assume risks, that arouses me.

What is he up to?

I'm sorry I'm late I was connected to a problem at school.

And how did you escape?

Enough, the meeting was quite late.

I have something important to tell you.

Take a look at ceiling, examine it carefully.

In the last few years o a lot of cracks appeared.

The city council just informed me

that if we don't take care of everything the ceiling is going to fall on our heads.

They suggested we make repairs the sooner the better.

Moreover, they consider that it is dangerous for the marching band

to continue rehearsals due to vibrations.

But in this case where would do you have to practice fanfare?

We can't have holidays without music.

I know a room that is exactly what we need.

Unfortunately the only place according to Swedish girls.

I'm afraid that's the most good place we have in the city.

Looks like we have no choice.

We have to ask permission Swedish girls to use that place.

If not, we can Let's say goodbye to music.

We have to do something.

Yes, but what do you propose?

Do you have any idea, mayor?

We must convince them at all costs girls that we need space,

there is no other alternatively, gentlemen.

Maybe if we close little eyes on their activities.

What you mean, we can't we ask for a favor and then get them out.

- You are right. - I agree with you.

If we ask them to stay in their rooms

as long as the marching band practices, there should be no problems.

- Yeah sure ! - That's what I was thinking ...

We agree.

As for the evacuation order, I say let it go easier for now.

- Yes ! - Not a rule.

- There will be no problem. - Of course!

I'm sure of this...

It's been a long time when I haven't been here before.

- Let's go. - Everything has changed !

- Let's clear the tables. - Sure...

- Clear the place. - We need more space.

Let's start with this ...

Come on, set the tables aside.

- Give me a helping hand. - Come on, faster.

If we waste time no more I'm going to practice today.

We will do everything we can.

I want some volunteers here.

Immediately, Chief ...

I can't believe it!

How many times do I have to Do we carry these tools?

Please vacate this place.

I'm sorry, sir.

- Be careful! - Yes, sir.

I'm sorry.

Not the rule!

I want you to take your seats

And as soon as you see we can start quietly.

Take the meal on the road!

- Make room for the trombone! - Immediately, sir.

All right, we can let him go.

Gentlemen, let's start with the overture ...

Are you ready in the back?

I'm always ready!

Let's start with the overture ...

That's it!

Aoleu!

Hm ...

Oh!

Not !

No no !

Stop it, it's awful!

If we don't sing well, we don't sing at all.

Was I clear enough?

Okay, one more time!

What's with all this noise?

Excuse me, sir, I have to go.

Who is ?

A musician!

Don't you know?

- Shh ... - Ah ...

Not the rule.

It won't take long, you'll see.

What more music!

- Hi ... - Are you a musician?

Yes, I came to apologize for noise, it's awful.

Don't apologize to me, but to my friend.

- I'm sorry, dog. - It is sad...

- What can I do to calm him down? - Po�i s� l �ng�i.

Of course yes ...

Now caress me.

Come here...

With great pleasure!

I'll do this right away ...

I can't get it out ...

Come on, quick!

I'll be right back ...

I've never heard of such a commotion!

- What is it ? - Can I come in for a moment?

Sure, come on.

- I wanted to meet you. - Do you know me?

That's beautiful.

- A real compliment. - The others were waiting for me.

- Wait! - We have to do it.

Okay, let's get started.

Well ?

You look like a strong man.

- Excuse me, please ... - Not again !

I'm so sorry!

I insist on learning the part this for tomorrow in E flat

As for the three of you, it seems that you don't know how to sing.

This is not a fun session.

We have a supporting concert ...

Concentrate!

God, they started again!

It's awful!

I feel like I'm right in this room.

It's awful ...

- Have ! - I scared you ?

- Were you sleeping? - No, I was just like that.

I know exactly what you mean ...

Then prove it!

Let's see what you're capable of.

Just wait and see!

It's starting to heat up ...

Yes this is it !

Yes !

- Excuse me for a moment. - I've never seen anything like it!

It was definitely chosen the dust of this repetition.

Who is there ?

Hi, can I come in?

I'm the mayor.

- Am I bothering you? - Not...

Don't worry I gave rush here, isn't it?

- Did I bother you when you went to the bathroom? - It's okay, I'm done.

- Do you mind if I'm down? - No, not at all.

Mayor, I'm excited that you came to visit.

I'm excited to be here too.

- Nice day, isn't it? - Yes, it's wonderful.

What do you think of music?

- It's good ... - Do you really think ?

- Yes ! - I think it takes practice.

What kind of practice?

Just like our music I became a little rusty.

We can anoint her from time to time.

I'm glad I can serve you.

- Do you serve me? - Oh yes !

I was wondering ...

I was actually thinking

That would be nice if you were together with your lovely colleagues

you could be an assistant to the orchestra.

- You need to relax from time to time. - Of course.

Until I relax occasionally,

I can't think always on my instrument.

That is understandable.

Do you understand what I mean ...

I have to go back to rehearsal.

- Really? - Calling debt.

The holidays are over two weeks away.

It's hard, isn't it?

I'd like to undress too ...

But I have to go down ...

Like I said, I have to go back,

but in these circumstances they would be rude.

Don't you think so?

I wouldn't want to offend you.

I can't just leave like that.

We have just begun to know each other.

It's very nice here.

Isn't that right?

Why don't you leave the instrument to rest for a while?

It would be better for both of us.

It's a good idea, I have to say I am very good with my instrument.

I'm serious...

A� fi �nc�ntat� s� v�d o Demonstrate if you can arrange this.

Oh, I'm sure of that.

A little private concert, you mean, maybe a duet?

Right now ?

Aoleu!

Come on...

And so the marching band gained its reputation

that the most harmonious in the whole region,

thanks to personal supervision a to our friends, the Swedish girls.

and their personal service at the gas pump.

SF�R�IT