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"That everyone who believes
may have eternal life in him.
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For God so loved the world that
he gave his one and only son."
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[WHISPERS]: Here we go.
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[SIGHS] Yes, Sheldon?
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When you said God gave
his son to the world,
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did you mean Earth or the universe?
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Earth.
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But if God created the universe,
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wouldn't he want to save all of it?
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Yes, uh, he would.
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Then why did you say Earth?
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"Earth" is a synonym for the universe.
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[QUIETLY]: He's grabbing at straws now.
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So if God's plan is to
save all of the universe,
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that means a race of octopus
aliens light-years away
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could only be saved by Jesus?
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Sure.
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Even though they never
would've heard of him?
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Yes.
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Even though his appearance
might be terrifying to them?
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W-Why would his appearance be terrifying?
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He has four limbs and they have eight.
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- Okay, that's enough.
- JEFF: No, no.
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I prayed people would be
more interested in my sermons.
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I suppose I should've
been more specific.
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Sheldon, if these creatures
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were born without sin, they
don't need to be saved by Jesus.
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What if an octopus Adam and
Eve brought sin to their world?
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Would they be saved by a human
Jesus or an octopus Jesus?
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[SIGHS]
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[LAUGHS]
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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And then I said octopus aliens
didn't need to become Christian
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because they're not
affected by original sin.
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You should've been there; Pastor
Jeff almost started crying.
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Oh, now I'm sorry I missed it.
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That's your fault for having a hangover.
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Or it's God's fault for
putting Sunday morning
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after Saturday night.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- Meemaw, could you take me to Radio Shack?
- MARY: Hello?
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Sure, maybe later.
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Later's a little vague.
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Could you please be more specific?
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When I'm good and ready. How's that?
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Better, but I'd really
like to nail this down.
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Why don't you ask your
father to take you?
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- Dad?
- What?
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Can you please take me to Radio Shack?
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I'm busy. Ask your meemaw.
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I did. She said to ask you.
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Well, ask her again.
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Seems counterintuitive, but all right.
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Meemaw?
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Oh, Lord.
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Everything okay?
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No.
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Stephanie Hanson's daughter was
in a car accident last night.
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She died.
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Oh, no.
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My God.
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She was barely 16.
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GEORGE SR.: That's horrible.
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Is there anything we can do?
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I don't know.
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Um... ugh.
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I need to call folks at the church.
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[MARY SIGHS]
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Any more thoughts on Radio Shack?
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Sheldon, do you really think
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this is the appropriate
time to ask that question?
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I did, but now I'm
second-guessing myself.
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How you holding up?
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I'm okay.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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16 years old.
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It's just awful.
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It's all part of God's plan.
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[TV PLAYING QUIETLY]
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How come we don't get
to go to the funeral?
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Why would you want to go to a funeral?
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I've never been to one.
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When you get to be my age,
you get to go to plenty.
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That's, like, a hundred years from now.
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You make it hard to love you.
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Do you really see a dead body?
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Sometimes.
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How close do you get to it?
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Real close, if you want.
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And the clothes they're wearing,
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is that the clothes
they become a ghost in?
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Depends. In the movie Ghost,
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Patrick Swayze has on the
outfit that he dies in.
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Casper runs around butt naked.
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Maybe he died naked.
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That's fun to think about.
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And y'all wonder why
you're not at the funeral.
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Good morning, Peg.
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Well, it will be once this
cup of Sanka works its magic.
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Is Pastor available?
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Oh, he's on the phone with his wife.
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- Oh, should I come back?
- Nah.
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He usually gets his
groveling done pretty quick.
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So... that little Hanson
girl, that was horrible, huh?
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Yeah.
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Reminds you that...
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life is precious.
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[COUGHING LOUDLY]
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You're up, slugger.
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[COUGHING CONTINUES]
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JEFF: Come in.
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[WHOOPS]
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I have the clothing drive flyers
if you'd like to take a look.
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Thank you.
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You all right, Mare?
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[SIGHS]
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No, not really.
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Um... I can't stop thinking
about that little girl.
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I understand.
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That's why it's important in these times
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to take comfort in our faith.
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What if that's not doing the trick?
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Events like this can
certainly create doubt.
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It happens to me more often
than I'd like to admit.
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What do you do?
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I roll up my sleeves and I work
even harder at serving our Lord.
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Mary, we each have a
relationship with God,
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and relationships take work.
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Get out there.
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Help the needy, start a Bible study,
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hug a stranger and tell 'em
the Lord loves 'em. [CHUCKLES]
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But not a child; that
backfires on you, big-time.
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Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
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You are most welcome.
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Oh, and tell Sheldon
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I spoke to my seminary professor,
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and the official ruling is:
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God would appear to the octopus
aliens in octopus alien form
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and save their eight-legged souls.
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Praise Jesus!
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[CHUCKLES]
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[PEG COUGHING]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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I should put that in a sermon.
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Hold on, hold on. Thank you, God,
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for this food we are about to
receive and for the nourishment
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of our bodies, and bless the
hands that prepared it. Amen.
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We're doing this at breakfast now?
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Yes, I think it's a nice idea.
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She's eating Count Chocula.
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Doesn't he play for the other side?
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I'm so glad God blessed you
with a sense of humor, George.
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Mom, have you received any
distressing phone calls today?
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No. Why?
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Just wondering if it's
an appropriate time
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to ask if you could
take me to Radio Shack.
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Sorry, sweetheart, I can't today.
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I have to bring this food
over to the Hanson family.
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Then I have my new prayer group.
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And after that, I'm gonna get started
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on a faith garden in the backyard.
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A faith garden? What the hell is that?
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Language.
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It's an outdoorsy place
for me to speak to God.
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Don't you already speak to him indoorsy?
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Yes, but in the backyard,
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I can enjoy the beautiful
world he gave us.
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You can also smell the
Sparks' chicken coop.
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Well, I think it sounds nice.
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Thank you. I'm gonna need your truck
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to get all the dirt and
flowers and tools that I need.
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- Sure.
- Oh, oh, almost forgot.
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Can you keep an eye out
for a rock big enough
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to paint a Psalm on?
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I can do that.
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Wish me luck!
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Luck!
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Mm-hmm! [CHUCKLES]
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Is Mom okay?
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How the heck should I know?
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She left. You can say "hell."
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♪ MARY: ...our hearts
and stir us to action.
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ADULT SHELDON: If my mother's faith was
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the Starship Enterprise,
over the next week,
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she achieved warp factor 9.
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I can't hear you!
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GROUP: Amen!
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Let 'em hear ya in heaven!
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- Heck yeah!
- Amen!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Despite his concerns over her sanity,
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my dad found a rock worthy
of her faith garden.
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Ooh, right over there.
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- [GRUNTS] Here?
- Mm-hmm.
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Gently!
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[PANTING]: Honey, it's a rock.
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I know, but still.
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♪ Spirit in the sky ♪
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♪ Prepare yourself,
you know it's a must ♪
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♪ Gotta have a friend in Jesus ♪
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♪ So you know that when you die ♪
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♪ He's gonna recommend you
to the spirit in the sky... ♪
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MARY: I pray that you protect
Sheldon in all that he does.
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What are you doing?
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I'm praying for you.
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She needs it more than I do.
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You think I didn't start with her?
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[SNORING]
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♪ Oh, set me up with
the spirit in the sky ♪
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♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪
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♪ When I die and they lay me to rest... ♪
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[SIGHS]
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Lord, thank you for inspiring me
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to build this faith garden
and for your eternal love.
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Also, please look
after the Hanson family
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to find strength... [SIGHS]
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in their time of grief.
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[VOICE BREAKING]: And I thank
you for the years they had
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with their beautiful daughter.
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[SOBS SOFTLY]
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[SNIFFLES]
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[SIGHS]
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♪ I eat cannibals... ♪
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So when you gonna take me
to get my learner's permit?
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Georgie, you've heard
us talking to Sheldon
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about asking questions at
inappropriate times, right?
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Yeah, so?
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So, given what's happened this week,
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do you think it's an appropriate time
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to be talking about driving?
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Why? 'Cause that girl died?
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[SIGHS] Yes, that.
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For your information, I'd
be an excellent driver.
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[CHUCKLES]: I wouldn't trust
you to push a shopping cart.
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Would you feel more
confident if I told you
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I already know how to drive?
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- Video games don't count.
- I'll have you know
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I've driven Meemaw's car.
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I also drove your truck one
night while you were sleeping.
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Are you crazy?!
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I parked it and
everything, you had no idea.
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Okay, let...
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let me get this straight...
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You're trying to prove to me
that you're a responsible person
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by admitting you stole my truck.
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I said I was responsible,
never said I was smart.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Hey.
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Let's go out.
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- Go out where?
- I don't know,
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Dairy Queen, shooting
range, line dancing?
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Have you been drinking?
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I might've had a wine cooler or two.
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Sweetheart, that ain't drinking.
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♪ ♪
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The bartender asked to see my I.D.
261
00:11:26,255 --> 00:11:28,519
Honey, he does that to get tips.
262
00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:30,524
He asked me for mine, too.
263
00:11:30,527 --> 00:11:33,296
Well, I like to think we're
both young attractive ladies.
264
00:11:33,298 --> 00:11:35,165
[LAUGHS]: To that old fart? Yeah.
265
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
266
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,567
- Mmm.
- Whoa.
267
00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:42,636
Whoa, pace yourself, cowgirl.
268
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I'm fine.
269
00:11:44,173 --> 00:11:46,105
Are we gonna shoot pool or not?
270
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You bet.
271
00:11:50,573 --> 00:11:51,840
Hmm!
272
00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:53,981
Did you know George
and I used to come here
273
00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:55,417
when we first started dating?
274
00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:56,467
Is that so?
275
00:11:56,471 --> 00:11:58,552
He kissed me right over
there in that booth.
276
00:11:58,554 --> 00:12:01,188
Why, was there some
barbecue sauce on your face?
277
00:12:02,225 --> 00:12:03,457
It's a fat joke.
278
00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:06,394
- I got it, Mom.
- [POOL BALLS SCATTER]
279
00:12:06,395 --> 00:12:08,631
Come on. Come on.
280
00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:12,433
Why are you putting us to bed?
281
00:12:12,436 --> 00:12:13,529
'Cause your mother's out.
282
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,532
Where is she?
283
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,669
She's with your grandmother.
284
00:12:15,672 --> 00:12:17,138
- Where'd they go?
- I don't know.
285
00:12:17,139 --> 00:12:19,573
- Why don't you know?
- Because I'm here with you!
286
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[CLEARS THROAT]
287
00:12:22,211 --> 00:12:23,945
Good night. Sweet dreams.
288
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Mom gives us kisses.
289
00:12:29,152 --> 00:12:30,485
Fine.
290
00:12:33,456 --> 00:12:35,590
Mm, your beard is scratchy.
291
00:12:35,591 --> 00:12:36,790
Too bad. Sheldon?
292
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,428
I respectfully pass.
293
00:12:40,096 --> 00:12:42,062
Mom also does the good night dance.
294
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:47,101
Now you're just screwing with me.
295
00:12:47,104 --> 00:12:49,837
Night.
296
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,740
You should've gone with
"sings us a lullaby."
297
00:12:52,743 --> 00:12:55,243
Yeah, I got cocky.
298
00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:59,080
Slow down there, sister, you
got church in the morning.
299
00:12:59,081 --> 00:13:00,849
Who says I'm going?
300
00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:04,418
What is happening with you?
301
00:13:04,427 --> 00:13:07,461
Do you really want to know?
302
00:13:12,428 --> 00:13:16,764
So, the other day I
was making a casserole
303
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,799
to bring over to the Hansons,
304
00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:21,635
and I wanted to include a sympathy card.
305
00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:25,572
So I started to write,
306
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"Your daughter's in a better place."
307
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:33,248
[VOICE BREAKING]: And I had to stop.
308
00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:44,125
Because how could that possibly be true?
309
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,427
How could a better place be anywhere
310
00:13:46,428 --> 00:13:48,982
than at home safe with her family?
311
00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:53,534
She was just a little kid.
312
00:13:53,537 --> 00:13:56,136
That could've...
313
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,779
been Georgie behind the wheel.
314
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:08,764
How could that possibly be God's plan?
315
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:14,022
Looks like you could
use a shoulder to cry on.
316
00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:15,823
[SIGHS]
317
00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:18,793
No, she does not need
a shoulder to cry on,
318
00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:21,830
but I do need a place
to store my pool stick.
319
00:14:21,831 --> 00:14:24,631
Maybe I'd like that. [LAUGHS]
320
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:26,967
Get.
321
00:14:29,386 --> 00:14:31,453
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
322
00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:35,009
What the hell?
323
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,812
Your problem now.
324
00:14:37,813 --> 00:14:39,379
Ooh. Watch it.
325
00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:40,548
- Here.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
326
00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:41,850
What am I supposed to do with her?
327
00:14:41,851 --> 00:14:43,585
I don't know. But be careful.
328
00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:44,852
Last time she was this drunk,
329
00:14:44,855 --> 00:14:46,475
you ended up with your first son.
330
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:48,856
Night.
331
00:14:48,859 --> 00:14:51,826
He's not that fat, Mom!
332
00:14:58,783 --> 00:15:00,881
Now you're cooking breakfast for us?
333
00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:02,551
Your mom's not feeling well.
334
00:15:02,552 --> 00:15:04,220
- Is she contagious?
- No.
335
00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:05,520
Just tired.
336
00:15:05,523 --> 00:15:07,655
Did you check her for ticks?
337
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:09,381
Soon as she wakes up.
338
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:10,956
You can check her while she's asleep.
339
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,994
Sit down!
340
00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:17,232
Do you even know how to cook?
341
00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:20,536
Believe it or not, I am
capable of making breakfast.
342
00:15:20,538 --> 00:15:23,338
Sorry. It's not like we
see you do much around here.
343
00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:25,541
How 'bout, "Thanks for cooking, Dad"?
344
00:15:25,543 --> 00:15:28,878
Chocolate chips?
Thanks for cooking, Dad.
345
00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,014
Is Mom going to church?
346
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,048
I don't think she's up to it.
347
00:15:34,051 --> 00:15:36,684
But she never misses church.
348
00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:43,874
Are you feeling better?
349
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,216
Yes, baby, I'm fine.
350
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,943
GEORGE SR.: All right, here we go.
351
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,567
Chocolate chips for breakfast
and pizza for dinner?
352
00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:52,967
I'm loving Dad.
353
00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:55,654
Where were you last night?
354
00:15:55,658 --> 00:15:57,124
Out with your grandmother.
355
00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:58,255
But where'd you go?
356
00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:00,408
- Enough questions.
- Y'all ask me questions
357
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:01,755
when I come home late.
358
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:04,946
Oh, I can explain that... you're
an idiot and we don't trust you.
359
00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:07,615
[SIGHS]
360
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,980
Mom, you didn't say grace.
361
00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:12,091
Don't worry about it.
362
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,125
Come on, y'all.
363
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,895
[SIGHS]
364
00:16:22,989 --> 00:16:24,798
Can I sit with you?
365
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:28,470
I think Mommy needs
to be alone right now.
366
00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:30,438
All right.
367
00:16:36,552 --> 00:16:38,514
[SIGHS]
368
00:16:38,515 --> 00:16:41,015
Mom, I'm scared.
369
00:16:41,018 --> 00:16:42,216
Why?
370
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:45,320
You didn't go to church,
you stopped saying grace.
371
00:16:45,322 --> 00:16:47,590
I don't understand what's going on.
372
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,658
[SIGHS]
373
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,494
It's kind of hard to explain.
374
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:55,129
Is it me?
375
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:56,599
Did I do something wrong?
376
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,533
Of course not.
377
00:16:58,536 --> 00:17:00,134
[PATS SEAT] Come here.
378
00:17:00,136 --> 00:17:03,438
[SIGHS]
379
00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:07,529
Sheldon... [SIGHS]
380
00:17:07,532 --> 00:17:09,996
faith means believing in something
381
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:13,816
you can't know for sure is real.
382
00:17:13,817 --> 00:17:15,607
[SIGHS]
383
00:17:15,611 --> 00:17:20,114
And right now, I am
struggling with that.
384
00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:22,817
So you don't believe in God anymore?
385
00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:26,788
That isn't something
for you to worry about.
386
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:28,998
I need to figure this out myself.
387
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,134
Can I help? Maybe I could
provide a fresh perspective.
388
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,769
I don't think so, baby.
389
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:41,881
SHELDON: Did you know that if gravity
390
00:17:41,884 --> 00:17:43,317
were slightly more powerful,
391
00:17:43,319 --> 00:17:45,748
the universe would collapse into a ball?
392
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,883
I did not.
393
00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:51,920
Also, if gravity were
slightly less powerful,
394
00:17:51,922 --> 00:17:53,592
the universe would fly apart
395
00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:56,023
and there would be no stars or planets.
396
00:17:56,027 --> 00:17:58,594
Where you going with this, Sheldon?
397
00:17:58,596 --> 00:18:01,396
It's just that gravity
is precisely as strong
398
00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:02,897
as it needs to be.
399
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,560
And if the ratio of the
electromagnetic force
400
00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:07,592
to the strong force wasn't one percent,
401
00:18:07,595 --> 00:18:09,217
life wouldn't exist.
402
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,673
What are the odds that
would happen all by itself?
403
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:15,678
Why are you trying to
convince me to believe in God?
404
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,374
You don't believe in God.
405
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:19,443
I don't, but the
precision of the universe
406
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:22,784
at least makes it logical to
conclude there's a creator.
407
00:18:22,787 --> 00:18:25,788
[SIGHS]
408
00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:31,759
Baby, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, but...
409
00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,996
logic is here.
410
00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:36,771
And my problem is here.
411
00:18:39,569 --> 00:18:43,105
Well, there are 5 billion
people on this planet
412
00:18:43,106 --> 00:18:45,795
and you're the perfect mom for me.
413
00:18:45,798 --> 00:18:47,964
What are the odds of that?
414
00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:56,852
Oh.
415
00:18:56,854 --> 00:19:01,022
Thank you, Lord, for this little boy.
416
00:19:01,025 --> 00:19:05,094
- I knew I could fix it.
- [LAUGHS]
417
00:19:05,096 --> 00:19:08,997
Maybe it was you and the Lord.
418
00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:11,068
ADULT SHELDON: I don't
like sharing credit,
419
00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:13,368
but I knew in that moment it
wasn't the appropriate time
420
00:19:13,371 --> 00:19:15,203
to say it.
421
00:19:22,175 --> 00:19:26,113
And Jacob said: "For I
have seen God face to face,
422
00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:28,458
and my life is preserved."
423
00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:30,794
[WHISPERING]: Is this an
appropriate time to mention
424
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,586
that John 1:18 says,
425
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,125
"No man hath seen God
426
00:19:34,128 --> 00:19:36,165
at any time." Who's right?
427
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,367
Jacob or John?
428
00:19:37,369 --> 00:19:40,336
Let's talk about it in the car.
429
00:19:40,338 --> 00:19:41,605
JEFF: ...the Lord.
430
00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:42,673
Yes, Connie?
431
00:19:42,674 --> 00:19:44,441
My grandson has a question.
432
00:19:44,442 --> 00:19:46,210
[SIGHS]
433
00:19:46,211 --> 00:19:48,211
Let 'er rip, kid.
434
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:55,179
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