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Previously on "Wrecked"...

Jess!

- Where am I? - She thinks she's in college.

I don't want 19-year-old Jess. I want...

my wife. - Oh, my God.

- What happened? - Chet killed Steve.

- Aaaaaah! - Ohhh!

I saw a first-aid kit in the weapons pile.

No, it's gone. - Chet took all the supplies

and the other survivors out to a camp deep in the jungle.

I think my bracelet stopped working.

- You can't get shocked. - I can get in

and power down the island.

How do I turn this thing off?

Get down there now.

Well, well. Ain't this something.

I think that the two leaders should fight.

Let's fight.

Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet...

Here it is!

It's the fight we've all been waiting for!

What? Owen versus Chet!

It's good versus evil, man!

Light versus...

the time when it's bedtime for all the kids!

Dark?

Sure. Wow. Okay.

Dark, Owen.

You're the smartest asshole.

You got this, Owen!

Okay. Hey, Chet?

Chet, before we start,

why don't we both agree up-top

we will fight with dignity

and honor!

Oh! What the frig?!

Oh, what's the matter, Chet?

Never been in a van fight?!

Ow!

God damn it, Jess!

You could've learned this stuff in Computer Science,

but, no, you just had to take History of Bread!

Okay.

Aah!

So...

power's still on. She'll get it, dude.

Just give her some...

Do you hear that? What? What is it?

Oh, shit!

It's Martha!

She's on a sick-ass four-wheeler.

Pack, we're gonna have to hold her off.

Pack?

What the hell are you doing?!

Maybe she won't see me up here!

Oh, you pussy-ass little...

...genius.

Wow, Owen fights dirty.

Yah!

Aah!

Aah! You ripped my nips!

Aah!

Do it, man. Send me back to the worms!

Finish him!

No.

That's just what Declan wants.

I'm not gonna play his games.

Oh, right on, man. That's so cool of you.

Aah! Oh!

Pack, now!

What now?! I thought we were just hiding!

I didn't know you were gonna jump! Seriously, dude?!

She did it.

Oh, shit.

'Sup, Barf-a.

Not so tough without your little Game Boy, huh?

Oh!

Ah! Yeah!

Pack, do something!

Right, um...

Hey, Martha! No, you stop it!

No! No, I told you to stop it!

He doesn't know to fight. He just has big arms!

Oh!

Lights out, "Todd."

Bitch, don't touch

my husband!

Babe, you remember?!

I remember! She remembers!

And now I'm going to dis-member you.

Shut up! Shut up!

You're toast!

Let's get this back to Karen.

What do you think happened with these?

I don't know, but it means

Declan can't control us anymore.

What do we do about this guy?

Hey!

Not the last you've seen of ol' Chester!

Come on, freak fam, let's go!

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Guys, come with us, okay? The Hunt is over.

You don't have to chant for that psycho anymore.

Owen. Owen. No.

Owen. Owen. Hey.

Owen. Owen. No! Guys, you don't have to chant for anyone anymore, okay?

Owen. Owen. Stop. Stop chanting.

Oh, my God, stop chanting. Stop.

Ow-en. Shh.

I thought I'd lost you.

I was always here.

Baby?

Aah!

Nice work, team! We did it!

Suck it, Martha! Dude.

You bolted up that wall like a friggin' squirrel.

Aw, thanks, man. Okay, guys.

We need to find the others.

At least, whoever's still alive.

Yeah.

Well, what about her?

What?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Where is everything?!

Stolen...

...by the Dark Prince.

Shiddy-womp-womp.

- Bruce? - Hey, you guys. How's it goin'?

I thought you went down with the ship.

Oh, nah. I still got a few gallons of diesel left in me.

Did Owen and Danny come through here?

Yep. Went off into the jungle in search of Chet.

Damn suicide mission.

I don't expect we'll be seeing

those boys anytime soon. - Look!

It's them. ♪ Bang! ♪

♪ All I do is win, win, win, no matter what ♪

♪ Got money on my mind, I can never get enough ♪

♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪

♪ Everybody hands go... ♪

Why the [bleep] are you moving so slowly?!

I'm bleeding out here! Hurry up, you idiots!

Oh, sorry.

Welp, I may never dunk a basketball again,

but I'll live.

Have you guys seen Todd or Jess or Pack?

They could be anywhere on this damn island.

Look!

♪ Bang! ♪ ♪ All I do is win, win, win, no matter what ♪

♪ Got money on my mind, I can never get enough ♪

♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪

♪ Everybody hands go up ♪

'Sup? You guys still killing each other?

Nah. Bracelets are dead!

You guys? Nope.

Bracelets are dead!

We got Martha! ♪ And they stay there ♪

♪ And they say yeah ♪

♪ And they stay there, up down, up down ♪

♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪

♪ And if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪

Guys, guys, this is a sign!

We all made it back together!

Well...

everyone but Steve.

Look!

♪ Bang! ♪ ♪ All I do is win, win, win, no matter what ♪

♪ Got money on my mind, I can never get... ♪

Sorry. I thought that might work.

Yeah, no, he's dead. He's definitely dead.

Martha, do you have eyes on them?

Come in, Martha!

Damn that woman. I don't know, Dec.

Without those bracelets to keep 'em in line,

things could get FUBAR real fast.

Yeah, maybe we should just cut and run

and chopper out of here.

I would sooner chop your cock off.

Would you like that, Errol?

Hm?

Would you like a chopped cock?

No. Splendid.

Then we're not going anywhere.

You'll fire up the backup generator,

and then we will find them.

There's, like, a dozen of them now.

I feel like we should at least radio

for some more mus... - No!

No.

We are Hunters.

And we will hunt them down

like the common turds they are.

Do you really "hunt" a turd? Shh!

Shut up or he'll chop our cocks off.

Mark my words.

The only cries for help...

...will be coming from them.

For what these punks put us through,

I say we bring the fight to them.

With what? They have guns.

Yeah, so do we.

Two of 'em.

No, this one's a bazooka.

I feel like if Steve was here, he'd be like,

"Get me to Declan. I'll handle the rest."

Or be like, "Save Declan for me!"

"Let's put risotto on it."

"...and I'm going to kill you, Declan."

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

When Steve came back from Declan's study,

didn't he say there was a radio in there?

Oh, nelly. Yeah, there is.

We saw it the night we were hangin' out with Declan.

Yeah. Todd asked if it gets Stern.

- I was joking, dude. - Bababooey.

Okay, if we can get to that radio, then we can call for help.

Yeah, but then we have the same problem of getting in.

They have guns.

Martha, do you have eyes on them?

Come in, Martha.

- So, if we could just... - And then they would all go...

And we just walk in!

What? What are we talking about?

All right, "Martha."

Here's how it's gonna go down.

You're gonna get on this walkie,

and you're gonna tell Declan you found us all

barricaded at the power station!

And then you're gonna ask all of them

to come down to back you up.

Once they get out of the mansion,

we can slip right in. Got it?!

Oh!

Hey, spitting is our thing!

Listen. You either do it,

or we're gonna make you do it.

Then make me, mother.

Fine. We'll make you.

How do I do that?

I don't know.

I'll tell you how.

This isn't gonna kill her, right?

What, this little battery? Nah.

At least, I don't think so.

I swear to God, Martha, we'll do it.

You shocked us, we'll shock you.

Tit for tat.

Why don't you connect it to my tit?

At least I'll get a little something.

- Jesus... - All right, Martha.

This is your last chance, huh?

Okay.

What?

You people are pathetic.

Maybe... Maybe I should give it a little bit more juice?

Blast her, dude.

May have knocked it into gear.

Oh, they can't be far from here.

They must've gone through...

Martha!

Oh, God. Oh, God!

What have those savages done to you?

Oh...

Oh, Martha.

We're sorry about your maid, Declan.

She was my wife.

What?

We tried to keep up professional appearances.

But it must've been so obvious to you.

Uh...

Martha, go fry up some oysters, chop chop!

Along. Oh, Jesus, woman.

Get down there now. Find this Chet.

Do your bloody job and find them!

Yeah.

Yeah, pretty obvious.

That way.

I want them dead.

You said it wasn't gonna kill her! Not like that!

Okay, let's... let's everyone try and calm down.

I can't calm down!

We just saw a lady get "Jackass'd" to death!

Okay, granted, that was the worst thing I have ever seen,

but there's still time

to come up with a Plan B, right?

The rich don't know where we are...

- The hell, dude?! - Zig-zag so they can't aim!

Good idea! Yeah, yeah! Everybody zig-zag!!

Aw, shit!

They got away!

I mean, they were zig-zagging.

What were we supposed to do?

Split up.

We'll run them down.

We're not gonna make it like this. What?

Leave me. Leave me.

I'll hold them back as long as I can.

Karen, no!

We have to get you back to your family.

You're my family, too.

Aww...

Well, Karen, it's been real. Babe, let's shag ass.

Todd, no.

We stay and fight.

Goddamn, you're confident.

It is so hot.

We can lose him in the warehouse!

- Which way is that? - This way!

Seriously? The cliff?!

All right, this one's on me.

I am all turned around.

What do we do? Do we jump?!

He's right behind me!

What are you idiots waiting for?

We gotta jump!

No!

Oh, God! He exploded!

Oh, no! Dipshit.

Aah!

Oh, nice, Jess!

No!

My stick...

I shall never find another like you.

How 'bout this one?

Oh, hell, yeah! That one's even better!

- We gotta go! Go! - Jesus! Yeah!

Move your foot! I can't!

Will you two shut up?!

Aah!

Steve?

That's right, with his classic bucket hat in tow.

Oh! Oh, Goddamn it!

I just got that hat.

I can't believe I lost that hat.

Steve, we saw you die.

What happened?

Well, I remember falling.

And then, everything went black.

I came to in a crevasse.

How I survived the fall, God only knows...

...but probably my muscles.

I had to get the arrow out, but when I went to move...

Aah!

...I discovered that my bracelet

was pinned between two boulders.

But try as I may, nothing I did could free me.

Aah!

Like "127 Hours"?

What? No.

Probably two, three hours maximum.

But as time wore on,

I began to accept, "This is where I'll die."

So, I prepared to greet death like a man!

And then, I thought of Luther...

I'm on land!

...and the man who killed him!

So I was like, "I cannot die here!

Not while Declan lives!"

So I pulled the arrow out with my bare hands!

And as for those immovable boulders...

...you'll never guess what I used to gain my freedom.

The chess piece!

You used it to chisel your way out!

Oh, my God, it did pay off!

What? No!

Why? Do you think that would've worked?

I didn't even think of this! Yes!

This would've been perfect!

Well, so how did you get out?

I actually just peed on my hand,

and it just slipped straight out.

Aah!

Ew...

So, yeah, but I still believe

this little priest character's gonna come in handy somehow.

Well, we're gonna need everything we've got.

I mean, those rich assholes

are still out here gunning for us.

Well, if they're out here,

then the mansion...

Is wide-open!

Okay, we gotta get to that radio.

Shit, they're here. Grab a weapon!

Dudes!

Steve.

You're alive!

So, there I was, at the bottom of a crevasse...

Steve! Hm?

The radio.

Oh, yes! The radio.

And then... And then, my story, 'cause I'm telling it.

It's one of the greatest things that's ever happened to me.

You're not gonna believe it.

They must've snuck inside.

Declan, what if they get to the radio?

Trust me,

that won't be a problem.