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(Previously on) "Wrecked"...
I'm going to break you
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and watch you hunt each other
to the death.
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Jess!
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- Where am I?
- She thinks she's in college.
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- You live in L.A.?
- Jess has a boner for Pack.
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Guys, can we focus, please?
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Namely on how we're gonna get out
of this "Hunger Games" knockoff?
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Karen, please.
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Wait!
Declan told me that...
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ErWait, wait. Who was it?!
Who... Who shot him?!
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Holy shit.
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Guys, can we focus, please?
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Namely on how we're gonna get out
of this "Hunger Games" knockoff?
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- This can't be real.
- Oh, it's real, pal.
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You take my girl,
I take your life.
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Todd,
I didn't do anything.
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- This is between you and Jess.
- Wrong!
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This is between
you and Derek Punchly.
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- Who's Derek Punchly?
- My fist!
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And he brought his twin brother,
Timmy Cold-cock.
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If they're twins, why do they have
different last names, you idiot?
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Pack, we should team up. We'll
have a better shot of surviving
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if we hunt together.
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I mean, not like
together-together.
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I mean, unless you, like, wanted
to hunt together-together.
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Jess, listen,
I'm very flattered,
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but I just don't think
the timing's right.
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- Oh, my God. Totally.
- It's not you.
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It's just that your ex-husband's
trying to murder me, you know.
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Yeah. I mean, this is,
like, whatever?
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We should just hunt together
casually, you know.
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Hey, Jess. I know you.
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You don't actually like
this needle dick.
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You just... You always
had a boyfriend.
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You don't think you can
do things on your own.
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Oh, my God!
That is not true!
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I love being alone. You can,
like, really hear your thoughts.
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Todd, Jess and I are not hunting
together, I swear!
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We wouldn't... This is not...
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Pack, wait!
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Hell, yeah.
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Hey, Pack!
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I'm about to go all
Bat-niss Everdeen on your ass.
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'Cause of the bat
and... the arrows and...
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Whatever! You're dead!
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*WRECKED*
Season 03 Episode 07
Episode Title: "Ballers"
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Stop following me! No! I'm
not doing this alone!
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I'll literally die!
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- Aah!
- Are you okay?
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Hey, Pack!
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I'm gonna rip your nuts
outta your mouth!
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Oh, God! Quick,
cover me in leaves.
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It's the only way!
But where should I hide?
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Anywhere but here!
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Jess, wait!
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Can you cover my face?
I can't do it and keep my arms covered.
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Thank you!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Well, well, well.
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What do we have...
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here?!
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Oh, God! I'm sorry!
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It's not my fault
Jess likes me.
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I'm just really charming.
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Yeah, well,
I'm pissed!
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And it feels like
your fault,
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so I'm just gonna
take it out on you!
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Aah!
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Oh, my God.
Did I just kill him?
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No.
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You conked him.
Where did that come from?
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Oh, I was in color guard
in high school.
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You mean the nerd cheerleaders
that wave big flags around?
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Uhh, no.
I mean the cool cheerleaders
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who don't dress like hookers.
And we don't wave flags.
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We spin them.
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Wow. You can
really handle that thing.
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I don't want to brag,
but we made state
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with this killer
Whitney Houston routine.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Listen, Jess.
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I think we should
hunt together.
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Like, together-together.
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Oh, my God.
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Really? Okay.
All right.
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So, we should double back and go on
the offensive, right?
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Put this stick to use.
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Yeah, that is
a great idea.
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I really like that idea,
but I was thinking
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we use your stick
to walk, right?
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And then maybe we turn
that walk into a run,
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and then we run
directly into a hiding spot.
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And if anyone finds us,
you can protect us with your...
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stick stuff.
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What do you say...
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babe?
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Okay.
Let's hide.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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The hell?
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Pretty trippy,
huh, Todd?
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Rob Corddry?
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Second lead
on HBO's "Ballers"?
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I'm gonna have
to stop you right there.
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Uh, I'm not
"the second lead".
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It's a two-hander.
It's me and The Rock.
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Wait.
What's going on?
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Where's Jess?
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I was just about
to thump on Pack, and...
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And now you're there.
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Am I dead?
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No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Not yet.
This all around you?
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This... This thing,
most of those...
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This is the realm
of your unconscious.
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Lucky for you, you got me
to guide you through it.
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You're telling me Rob Corddry
is my spirit guide? Ow.
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Oh, hell, yeah, my dude!
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Whoo!
We're gonna get naughty.
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- What!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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If you're here,
that means... No.
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No! Oh, yeah.
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I smell
what we're cooking.
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Where is he, huh?
Where is The Rock?
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No.
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Where are you, D,
you big boy?
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Actually,
he's not here, okay?
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It's just me, no Rock.
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Uh.
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D.J.'s shooting, like, nine
movies right now, okay?
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I think he's a little busy for
some random dude's dream sequence.
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Me, on the other hand,
huh?
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Come on,
hit that shit, man!
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- Boom! Ballers.
- Ballers.
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Nice. So, this is
what's gonna happen.
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We are gonna
step through that door,
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and you are gonna learn
a lesson about you.
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And if I don't,
then what?
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That guy shits his pants
or something?
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Yeah, he'll shit his pants
again... probably.
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But if you don't learn
why you're here,
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this Todd, the real Todd,
will never wake up again.
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Oh, ***
I know, right?
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Shall we?
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Hey, so "Hot Tub Time Machine,"
that wasn't real, right?
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Are you asking me
if the hot tub
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- was a real time machine?
- Just answer the question.
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You don't have to be a dick
about it. Was it real?
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Okay, well, what if we hide
down there in that ditch?
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Okay.
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Are you trying to drown
in flood water?
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No, no, no. Jess...
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hiding is all about
anticipating danger.
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And the way we...
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- Is that a cave?
- No.
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It's the perfect
hiding spot.
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Well, let's just say
my hidey senses are a-tingling.
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Something tells me we're gonna
be totally fine.
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Stop right there.
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Oh, God, please.
I don't want to die, please.
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Little buddy?
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- Big Bruce!
- Hot damn!
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I thought that was you!
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- I can't believe y'all are still alive.
- It's so good to see you.
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Hey, Chet, get on out here!
See who's here!
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- Hey!
- Right on. It's Pack and Jess.
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- Do I know them?
- Ye-Yeah.
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They're from
the plane crash.
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It's... It's Bruce
and Chet.
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- Uh, these guys.
- Yeah.
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Oh, come on, Jess.
You remember me. Bruce.
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- Bruuuuce.
- Unforch, she doesn't.
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She got a little bit
of a head trauma.
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Thinks she's 18.
Whoa. Hi, I'm Chet.
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You should know that we banged
and both jizzed, so...
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- Sorry about your noggin.
- Thanks.
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So, Bruce, what's the deal?
Is this your cave?
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Hell, yeah, it is.
Come on in!
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Oh, wow!
It's so small.
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- A moment, sir?
- What? Not now, Martha.
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Steve and that ragged old cow
are going toe-to-toe.
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Half-Pint and The Hot One
have disappeared.
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- What do you mean?
- I've lost them on the feed.
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Well, do your bloody job
and find them.
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Oh, whoa.
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That is a freakin' wild ride.
Right?
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Ah.
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Where the hell are we?
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You're about to find out.
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Now, watch and learn.
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Greg Graff?
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Oh, my God.
This friggin' punk bully.
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He made my life hell
in middle school.
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Yeah, but what you
didn't know was that Greg
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was going through
his own hell.
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Oh, you moron!
You sunk all our money
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into a self-cleaning
toilet business?
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Yeah, Wanda, I did because
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it's a good investment!
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People are always gonna
have to take a shit.
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So, probably see Greg a little
differently now, huh?
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Hey.
Go to him.
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Hey.
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Come on, man.
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- Boom!
- Oh! What?!
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Oh! I'm a little
bigger now, huh, Greg?!
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Todd! What the hell! Yeah.
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You just met my good friend,
Derek Punchly!
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- Whoo.
- Jesus, man. No.
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You were supposed to see that
he only lashed out at you
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because of what he was
going through at home.
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Who gives a shit, man?
My mom was a hard ass.
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Didn't turn me
into a bully.
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You just punched a child.
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- Is that all you got, pussy?
- What'd you say?
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Whoa! Wow!
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All right, dude.
Let's go, man! Come on!
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Yeah, you better thank
Rob Corddry,
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'cause he just saved
your life, bitch!
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And by that time,
the life raft
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was nothing
but a pile of driftwood.
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And that's when
the birds came...
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About a dozen of 'em,
circling.
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Plucked Beth
right out of the water
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and into the sky.
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I ain't never seen birds work
together like that before.
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And thankfully, we washed up
on shore that night.
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What about you, Chet?
What happened after the gorilla?
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You mean...
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after you
abandoned me to die?
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Nada mucho, actually.
Just dipped about for a while.
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Ate some funny berries,
shot out a runny shit.
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Literally walked
right into Bruce.
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Hey, what about y'all?
Where y'all been?
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Listen, I don't know
how to say this.
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It's just us now.
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The gorilla...
It killed the others.
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- Oh, shit.
- Whoa.
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Yeah, it tore them all
to pieces
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with its big
monkey hands.
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Jesus.
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Apes and birds, man.
Apes and birds.
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Pack, can I... can I speak
to you for a second?
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- Just...
- Of course.
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Excuse her.
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She's numb from grief.
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What are you doing?
We have to tell them the truth.
246
00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:27,682
If they know about the hunt,
they could think the others
247
00:11:27,747 --> 00:11:29,436
are gonna follow us here
and kill them.
248
00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:30,851
They'll kick us out
of the cave.
249
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:33,753
My sorority big always says,
"Honesty is the best policy.
250
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,067
Now tell us
why you're fat."
251
00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:38,212
We have to come clean.
This is our only shot.
252
00:11:38,401 --> 00:11:40,539
Declan clearly doesn't know
this place exists.
253
00:11:40,604 --> 00:11:42,540
Well, maybe they
can help us defeat Declan.
254
00:11:42,605 --> 00:11:44,809
I mean, they don't have bracelets.
We can save everyone.
255
00:11:44,874 --> 00:11:47,127
Save everyone?
256
00:11:47,192 --> 00:11:48,861
Are you listening
to yourself?
257
00:11:48,926 --> 00:11:50,822
You're being so selfish.
258
00:11:50,887 --> 00:11:53,066
I'm trying to protect us.
259
00:11:53,131 --> 00:11:56,088
You're doing this...
for us?
260
00:11:56,153 --> 00:12:00,547
Of course. So just...
don't rock the boat.
261
00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,653
What do you say we take one
of these magic doors back in time
262
00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:10,058
to, like, the first Hooters or something,
you know? When silicone was good.
263
00:12:10,123 --> 00:12:11,368
Hey!
264
00:12:11,645 --> 00:12:15,246
My glasses. Found 'em.
265
00:12:15,311 --> 00:12:18,280
Oh, my God.
That's 8-year-old me!
266
00:12:18,398 --> 00:12:19,778
'Sup, playboy?
267
00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:23,737
Whoo, he is a handsome
little sucker, huh?
268
00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:26,230
You said your mom
was a real hardass, right?
269
00:12:26,339 --> 00:12:27,763
You remember this day?
270
00:12:27,851 --> 00:12:29,977
Come on, Todd.
We're leaving.
271
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,823
But you promised
me a lollipop.
272
00:12:31,888 --> 00:12:34,016
Shut up,
you little crybaby.
273
00:12:34,081 --> 00:12:35,760
Ow.
274
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,245
See?
She's mean as hell.
275
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:42,392
Yeah, but do you ever why
she was so mean to you?
276
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,998
And sna...
277
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,276
Please, this loan,
278
00:12:46,341 --> 00:12:49,653
I-it's the only way I can get
Todd into the good schools.
279
00:12:49,763 --> 00:12:52,278
Y-You know how rough
Scottsdale Public is.
280
00:12:52,343 --> 00:12:54,036
He... He'll never survive.
281
00:12:54,101 --> 00:12:55,795
I'm sorry.
282
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,106
Your credit is dog shit.
283
00:13:06,914 --> 00:13:08,494
Come on, Todd, we're leaving.
284
00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:11,884
Your mother taught you to mask
feelings of hurt and sadness
285
00:13:11,949 --> 00:13:15,308
with displays of aggression.
Classic cycle.
286
00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:17,292
Do you understand
that now?
287
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:20,819
Yeah, I understand...
288
00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:24,110
that this butt sniffer should've
given my mom a loan.
289
00:13:24,197 --> 00:13:25,243
Boom!
Oh, my God!
290
00:13:25,308 --> 00:13:26,778
- Eat it, moneybags!
- No!
291
00:13:26,843 --> 00:13:29,655
- And I ruled Scottsdale Public.
- What are you do...
292
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,740
H-How are you not getting this?
Are you thick?
293
00:13:31,805 --> 00:13:34,142
Hey, watch it, Cords.
It's still my head.
294
00:13:34,207 --> 00:13:36,032
- I'll think your dick off.
- What?
295
00:13:38,922 --> 00:13:41,674
Boy, I haven't heard that sound
for a time.
296
00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:43,435
What?
297
00:13:43,662 --> 00:13:45,483
Laughter.
298
00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:48,452
What with this group's
been through,
299
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:51,088
I didn't think any of us
were ever gonna laugh again.
300
00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:53,020
Heck, what am I
telling you for?
301
00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:55,680
You had to watch an ape tear
apart all your friends.
302
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,104
Yeah.
303
00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,850
Even so,
304
00:13:59,108 --> 00:14:01,293
I can't help but think that
we've turned a corner.
305
00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:03,781
Maybe we can actually find
peace on this island,
306
00:14:03,846 --> 00:14:06,748
love one another,
live in harmony,
307
00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:10,617
actually be 100% safe,
you know?
308
00:14:12,756 --> 00:14:14,497
Aw, heck.
Listen to me babble on.
309
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,865
Pay me no mind, Jess.
I'm just an old fool.
310
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,278
Listen, Bruce.
311
00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:22,287
I have
to tell you something.
312
00:14:22,352 --> 00:14:23,606
Hey, Bruce.
313
00:14:23,671 --> 00:14:27,000
Listen, man,
I hate to be that guy,
314
00:14:27,105 --> 00:14:29,436
but the sleeping spot
you gave us is...
315
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,841
sort of craggy,
so I was wondering if...
316
00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:36,582
What's happening?
317
00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:39,713
Hey! Dude.
318
00:14:39,849 --> 00:14:42,144
You're being very un-Baller
right now.
319
00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:45,263
I'm just trying to help
you wake up, man. Really?
320
00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:48,069
But if all you wanna do
is fight, go ahead.
321
00:14:48,281 --> 00:14:50,056
Knock yourself out.
322
00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:53,757
What?
323
00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,699
Hell, yeah!
324
00:14:55,865 --> 00:14:58,021
This guy
is swole patrol.
325
00:14:58,086 --> 00:15:00,338
What's up,
Cobra Kai Todd?
326
00:15:00,403 --> 00:15:03,070
Hell, yeah.
What's up, little bitch?
327
00:15:03,629 --> 00:15:05,075
What did you say
to me, dude?
328
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:06,618
And Declan and his friends
329
00:15:06,683 --> 00:15:08,303
are just watching
from the mansion,
330
00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:09,544
like it's a sport.
331
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,040
So, you're saying there can only
be one survivor?
332
00:15:12,105 --> 00:15:13,591
Yeah.
333
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:15,887
Well, then, I guess we don't
have much of a choice, do we?
334
00:15:15,952 --> 00:15:18,313
Well, hold on...
Hold on a second, Chester, now.
335
00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:19,905
They don't even know
we're here.
336
00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:21,613
As long as they don't
spot us, we're safe.
337
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:26,008
Oh!
338
00:15:26,102 --> 00:15:27,527
Oh, shit.
339
00:15:27,725 --> 00:15:29,599
Oh, shit.
340
00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:31,401
They know we're here.
341
00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:33,278
ChWell...
342
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,974
then I guess it's begun!
343
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,765
Damn, son a bitch! Where'd
you get another knife?!
344
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:41,269
Old Chester always has a second
switchblade, ass balls!
345
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:42,847
Don't you get it?!
346
00:15:42,912 --> 00:15:45,183
There can only be
one survivor!
347
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,473
Okay.
Hang on a second!
348
00:15:46,538 --> 00:15:47,809
Oh, God!
349
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:56,601
Sync corrections by srjanapala
350
00:15:57,479 --> 00:15:59,971
- I told you not to tell them.
- Chet, stop!
351
00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:01,874
Sooner or later,
this Derclan guy
352
00:16:01,939 --> 00:16:03,409
is gonna pull us
all into this.
353
00:16:03,474 --> 00:16:05,412
It's "Lawrence of the Flies,"
babies,
354
00:16:05,509 --> 00:16:09,123
and I aim to be Lawrence. You think
it's "Lawrence of the Flies"?
355
00:16:09,188 --> 00:16:11,133
Everybody, rush him!
356
00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:15,567
Let the games begin!
357
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:22,860
You. You led
that metal bird straight to us.
358
00:16:22,925 --> 00:16:25,599
You brought death
to our door step.
359
00:16:25,976 --> 00:16:29,381
Get him! Quick, Jess!
Use your stick to protect us!
360
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,251
What? You're the dude.
You're supposed to protect me.
361
00:16:32,903 --> 00:16:34,905
God damn it!
362
00:16:37,943 --> 00:16:39,589
Start something,
you little bitch.
363
00:16:39,654 --> 00:16:41,561
I'm right here, bitch.
Start something.
364
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,888
- You go ahead, bro. Start something.
- No, you start something.
365
00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:45,680
- I'm right here, dude.
- Oh, for the love of Christ,
366
00:16:45,745 --> 00:16:48,526
one of you start something.
You're running out of time.
367
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,631
- Copy that, Cords.
- Copy that, Cords.
368
00:16:51,085 --> 00:16:53,969
Ha!
Two Todds enter.
369
00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:55,385
Aah!
370
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,853
Ha!
371
00:16:58,271 --> 00:17:00,500
One Todd leaves!
372
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:07,754
Aah! Ha-ah!
373
00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:13,173
And good night.
374
00:17:13,238 --> 00:17:14,897
Whoo!
375
00:17:14,989 --> 00:17:16,740
- Good.
- Oh, boy.
376
00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:19,519
Never doubt the twins.
You see that, Corddry?
377
00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:22,428
Oh, you think
you kicked his ass?
378
00:17:22,493 --> 00:17:23,871
Uhh, yeah.
379
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:25,558
He didn't land
a single punch.
380
00:17:25,623 --> 00:17:29,392
Then maybe you should take
a look at this.
381
00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:31,209
Whoa.
382
00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:34,033
I guess he did get
some shots in, huh?
383
00:17:34,098 --> 00:17:35,984
What? No!
384
00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:37,492
Jesus Christ.
385
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,017
Do I have to spell
this out for you?
386
00:17:39,082 --> 00:17:44,664
You. Did. This. To...
387
00:17:45,953 --> 00:17:47,107
you.
388
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,553
I... kicked my own ass?
389
00:17:50,618 --> 00:17:52,055
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
390
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,328
That means... whenever
I choose aggression,
391
00:17:55,393 --> 00:17:58,102
I'm only hurting...
392
00:17:58,656 --> 00:18:01,397
- myself.
- Oh!
393
00:18:01,462 --> 00:18:04,440
Wow. Yes!
394
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,465
Mwah! Yes, finally.
395
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:08,184
Oh, God.
396
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,609
To think it only took you
three tries
397
00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:12,305
and a super-on-the-nose
metaphor to get you there.
398
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,030
I know what I need
to do now.
399
00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:16,072
Well, I'll be
seeing you, Todd.
400
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,011
Thanks, "Ballers'"
Rob Corddry.
401
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:19,616
Mm-hmm.
402
00:18:20,368 --> 00:18:21,922
Hey.
403
00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:25,626
You want to know why my brain
chose you, Cords?
404
00:18:26,028 --> 00:18:28,141
'Cause The Rock may be
the pecs and the abs
405
00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:30,691
and the ass
of that show...
406
00:18:30,899 --> 00:18:32,692
but you're the heart.
407
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,036
Thank you, Todd.
408
00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:37,563
But next time, you know,
tell The Rock...
409
00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:39,098
Get the ***
outta here.
410
00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:41,265
You got it, boss.
411
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,320
Now, Jess, I don't
feel good whomping on a girl.
412
00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:56,013
When those birds
snatched Beth,
413
00:18:56,078 --> 00:18:59,829
I made a promise to these people
to protect them.
414
00:19:01,585 --> 00:19:05,427
♪ Ahh ♪
♪ Ohh! ♪
415
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,142
♪ Yeah ♪
416
00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:08,905
Let's do this.
♪ Whoo! ♪
417
00:19:11,572 --> 00:19:13,671
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
418
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,430
♪ Huh ♪
419
00:19:15,926 --> 00:19:19,658
♪ Ooh, yeah, uh-huh ♪
420
00:19:19,954 --> 00:19:23,252
♪ Yeah ♪
421
00:19:23,317 --> 00:19:24,810
♪ I want to dance ♪
422
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:28,591
♪ Oh, I wanna dance
with somebody ♪
423
00:19:28,656 --> 00:19:32,195
♪ I wanna feel the heat
with somebody ♪
424
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:33,953
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance
with somebody ♪
425
00:19:36,987 --> 00:19:41,433
♪ With somebody
who loves me ♪
426
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,366
- Aah!
- Jesus!
427
00:19:48,743 --> 00:19:50,210
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
428
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,396
Please, please
don't kill me. Please!
429
00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:53,847
Relax, bud.
430
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,806
I don't want to thrash you
anymore.
431
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,879
- Really?
- Come on. Really.
432
00:19:58,944 --> 00:20:00,475
Let's just say
433
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:03,708
Rob Corddry taught me
how to be a better man.
434
00:20:03,852 --> 00:20:04,939
What?
435
00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:06,192
Where's Jess?
436
00:20:06,257 --> 00:20:08,143
Right here.
437
00:20:10,847 --> 00:20:12,443
You're alive.
438
00:20:12,508 --> 00:20:14,660
Duh. I can
take care of myself.
439
00:20:14,725 --> 00:20:15,944
Sick.
440
00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:18,724
Listen, Jess, I just
wanted to say that...
441
00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:21,235
Ow! You abandoned me back
there, you little wiener!
442
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,412
It's not my fault! You told
everyone, and they freaked out.
443
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:27,383
Was that Florence?
444
00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:28,808
She could be
in trouble.
445
00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:30,248
Come on!
446
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,580
Jess. Wait!
447
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:35,880
What the...
Wait for me!
448
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:37,041
Wait!
449
00:20:37,149 --> 00:20:39,230
There's something
I need to tell you.
450
00:20:39,425 --> 00:20:40,886
Declan told me that...
451
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:45,237
Wait for me!
452
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,220
What happened?
453
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:48,839
They killed Steve.
454
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,655
Oh, my God.
455
00:20:52,343 --> 00:20:54,011
Holy shit.
456
00:20:57,013 --> 00:21:00,355
Game on, babies!
Chet's in The Hunt now!
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