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Listen, hey Bowler

stop the match Hello! Billy Bowden

Power's back on

get the sound system going fast

where ar you looking at you moron

where's the sound guy?

come, quick. Look at him , the way he is playing

hello, hello! -who sent him?

Let him play. He is trying to act smart

hello, hello Mike testing 1 23 6

Hey idiot,Move!

Whose kid is that

Maybe mamdya?

get rid of him what the hell do you want? Buzz off

Oh god!- bowling!

Mangesh has missed again

so, after a long load shedding interval,

we welcome cricket fans....

political leaders , dopeheads and petty thieves

to BITTER VELLAGE PRIMIER LEAGUE cricket tournament...

being played on this internationa stadium..

on behalf of Bitter village council

God

told you not to send him He's just swinging blind

Even a dog lets go off a bone if asked

But Mangesh won't let go off the bat

prasant kale.. wherever he is....... report to the commentary box

Winning team will receive the cash prize of Rs 11111 at the hands of our favorite leader, Sugar baron hon. Tatya patil

And the second prize of Rs. 7777

is being sponsored by country liquor dealer, reputed citizen, Mr Chagan chowdhury

Mangesh Mohite patil....

Is a street Fighter He can sure hit a blow

But on the cricket Field. he has not beeb effective

45 Runs in 27 Balls

And Mangesh Mahite patil has been hitting and missing Huge body but no swing...

Oh God

Mangya you dopehead Get bat on ball at least!

He is too Fast man How can Hit?

you can't even touch bat on ball what right do you have to live?

He said he could play

And you bloody believed him

Mangya, come on

Don't swing the bat before see the ball

Now you watch. I'll hit the six

You are of no use - you just hit the last ball, i don't care.

if he hits a six. A cash price of Rs. 101

where's parshya? No idea

if mangesh hits a six..

our young leader , Nagesh Dada has announced a cash prize of Rs 101

Just one fight atmosphere tight BITTER VILLAGE PREMIER LEAGUE

And if Balasahed bansode hits a six

he will be awarded a three wheeled bycycle

what are you says man!

a chance to win 11k

betraying his own team Where exeactly the captain is?

Have you seen parshya? ---no

player should work on thier practice

and captain should not ditch their teams like this

And if no one cares.. Just stop the bulshit

you moron who'll look after the cows? your father?

Hello , Sakuna aunty!

He is our Billy Bowden . let him stay..

Billy Bowden my ass!

Billy has to take care of the damn cattle

Even fathers of two kids are playing like kids out here

Put it down Aani

i'll do it myself

put it down there i'll put

parshya Hang on

Put it down properly

Damn it! And you are the captain

So let the captain have some water

Look at that . she's gone

Alright. Let's go

You couldn't get water at the game?

You should have opened the innings but you disappered

We are saven down Mangya's batting . he's killing us

Play the music! welcome them!

Young leadership of the village also known as the roaring tiger

Out leader our staunch support

Maharashtra's future. prince Dada patil

has materialized on the stadium.....

I request prince Dada and Aaba to please climb up... the leader

hey, someone hold the leader, man

I request him to come to the pavillion and take his designated seat

Welcome him with a round of applause.

This is tough final game between Bitter Village and Bad boys

No easy to beat the Bad boys

And suddenly Prashant kale has arrived on the Ground

Mangya get out of here

Just one more pls

Go! what a man he is?

parshya you are our only hope

Don't worry about it I here Now...

Dhoni of Bitter Village Hit a six prashant

All round player

Now let us see what prashant kale can do for his team

One fight atomsphere fight and it's a four

Our drums and player can beat any cheer girl any day

A four in Billy bowden's Unique style.

Don'tlook with spite This tiger's hit a six

Number one ...flames and smoke toghther!

And it's a blast...

We are winning!!

prashant kale has brought his team to brink of victory with some excellent hitting

2 balls 4 runs prashant kale is on strike

you miss ..you lose, you hit... you win and it's a six

that's this.

And in this close match, chatak team of Bitter village has won.

Bitter village is the First team to win this tournament in our district

Let's get out hands together for them especially the captain,Runner up trophy

I request Ma'm to present it

Tatya sir has arrived on the scene

Think and then commit so that your commitment naver fails.

Tatya sir has made a dashing entry

And his Gury Maithunanda Maharaj is also with him

All other leader in the constituency

have gone to the festival of dancing girls.

But we are proud that Tatys sir chose to come here. a small cricker function

instead of enjoying the folk dance fest He has the heart of a lion

I invite the winning captain prashant kale to the stage

I request Tatya to present him the trophy and appeciate his efforts

His highness Maithunanda Maharaj

Town council chief Sonam Ma'm

And my sportsmen friends

This is not political platform I am well aware

But

satpute sir mentioned somethin...

He gave me his best wishes...

I tell u.. I don't really need them the opposition needs them

Tell him. don't give the trophy Give away your daughter

Talk softly! They will hear it.

What did he say

Nothing. Just look that way

Big bloody mouth..... And their asses take a beating!

I tell you ... loud and clear!

This election the opposition will be buried six feet under.

Everyone knows the capacity of them.

Naver mind about ruling the constituency Learn to control your women first

Archie?

When did you get here?

Just now

I was thinking of you

Me too..... a whole bunch

What fell down?

they'll all wake up

Shut up. you are a pussy No one will wake up.

But they are fast asleep. Shut up

No one will wake up.

They are sleeping.

Give me a kiss

What?

A smooch give me a kiss

Oh they'll all wake up!

Shut up u coward

Archie they'll wake up

We'll wake them

The'll wake up! Please don't

He already woke us up

They'll wake up!

What's he worried about now?

Just kick his ass and wake him up

they'll wake up

Browake upbrother

I don't know what's gotten into him!

How come you get all these erotic dreams?

I keep thinking of such things day and night

Still I naver get dreams like you

What were you saying in your sleep last night?

concertrate on your studies

Find a white collared job...

Don't Just fish around like us.

make way guys! here i come

Taking your soap, mate.

What are you doing here?

Waiting for you

I can't sleep night after night

Mangya......out....

Now!

All of you

come on guys

come on, Hurry up.

Come on, Let's go.

Come on , Hurry up.-- Mangya wait!

Your shithead......get out of here are you deaf?

Sankya..at least you wait up.

You understand marathi or you want it in English

You nonsence... get the hell out. - yes coming.

You got water in your goddamn ears?

Sankya....at least you wait up

You understand Marathi or you want in. english?

Archie! I think he has a hole in his undies

Get my clothes too

come on sapna. jump in

hello, hello chennai express statue..

Get back

Get back... Get back .All soaped up in all

Buzz off

He was hidding all soapped up . i think

Damn. Archie kicked his soapy ass

Wait up. we'll swim after she's gone

You guys carry on . I'll be right back

Hey, parshya....

Parshya.....

What does the cripple want?

What's up?

Mangya's well... swim....

Swim

What's wrong with him?

What's he all soaped up for?

Archie...she came... Kicked me out.

Hey cripple . can't here you!

The cripple's lost it

something bit him or what?

Can't you hear, dammit?

What does the cripple want?

Archie's out there!!!!

Archie's at the well, she forced all guys out... me too!

Where did this thing fall from?

You ....... out!

Sorry.. Sorry

You sorry moron....

Get your ass out first! I didn't know

I naver saw

You jumped with closed eyes. did you?

You can see now. right?

Out...now!

what did archie say she said ....get your ass out

goddamn it........

She can beat any Bollywood heroine!

Thank god! Lucky i didn't fall

Why do you have to bring this beast to college?

when did you get here Sapna Just now

My name is Salim Sheikh

My hobby is driving and I work ia garage

Look at him guys

He works and pursues education

I am Archana patil

55% marks in my 12th year

I like to swim

To watch movies

I like to ride my bullet too

What else...

What? How would I know?

You are impossible

Okay. that's it. Thank you

My name is prandeep basode

I like to read

I swear I do

and in 12th i.. sir... He didn't say how much he scored in 12th.

Loudly.boy! Everyone should be able to hear

36%

Sir. my name is Prasant kale

I too like to read

No. I really like to read

Also like to write poems

Too play Cricket

And to swim too

And in 12th you know I got 72%

How much? 72?

Too loud Archie

He's got 72%

He's the one who fell in the well right?

He turned out to be a smart one

who asked you to bring such a monster?

Everyone's staring at as

I am naver going to ride with you

Mangya . come here

This fatso can start it? he can?

We can?

prashyat.....go..

Or should I?

With those crooked limbs?

Get off. I'll do it

can he?

Get your hand off

It'll fall down down

Get down!

That was some kick, man.

kick of the century....

Why did you take the bulet?

What?

I don't take it everyday now. do I?

I had to go out

Yeah right like you have to work!

Don't ever touch my bike again I am telling you

Don't make a big deal about it

You should have taken the tractor If you were in such a hurry

Who goes out in a tractor?

Your pop?

give me the Key

What do you want?

Akij biri(tobacco)

How many?

Two

Pour it in

Coming to the college tomorrow? Sure

yes. who'll manage the garage? Father

He will sure?

parshya....

stay away from Archie

If she tell her folks. they'll bury you alive

Naver you mind

Better to die for archie than by Chewing Akij biri

I am worried about you and you want to take my ass?

Parshya , aren't you scared?

I get goose bumps just with the thought of looking at her

Me too....

But it's a very sweet kind of goose bumps

Hmm, the sweet kind

This cripple's going the same way as you

Parshya.... enough you'll break your neck

Let's go

He was staring at my face Like he could eat me!

Archie, run!

I'm not out

Shut your leap. Just play

Archie enough You are out

She's staring at us she looks really mad

She's Coming here Just stay here

We are dead meat

What are you looking at?

Nothing watching the game

Am i fool! you've been watching me with those wide eyes

How do you know i was looking at you?

I saw you with my eyes

Why are you looking at me? You don't look

I'll look at you or do what i feel like

So will I

If you don't like don't look

I naver said i don't like

What wrong with you?

You didn't get what she said

what?

She says,she doesn't not like

that means she likes you idiot

Shut up you cripple, don't bullshit

You asshole I'm cripple in my legs not my ears.

I swear she said justt what she said

this cripple has gone nuts

Don't give us shit

Done

Search now

Enter

A whole bunch of Archana patils here

can't see our Archie in here

Pull down

There are some actresses.....

Do what you are told,mate. Don't go for actresses

can't find her

Maybe she doesn't have facebook

What now?

You think sapna's there?

mad cripple

do you think Archana Like me?

Maybe?

But if she says anything at home We are dead meat!

Look at what she's send him!

A love letter?

She sent him her nails!

He is crying

what was I thinking?

Sapna and a cripple like me? Ha!

I'm fucking possible!

Forget it!

Has he gone totally nuts?

Namaskar! I said Namasker!

Namasker!

come on guys

That's life in a nutshell after defeat, there's a triumph.

Let's go

What's up Bhaiya?

Nothing

I fell flat on my face

But your story is different

Yours is a done deal

Archie won't say no to you take my word for it

Yeah right! put shit in his head too

Have you seen the way she looks at him?

Let's send her a letter To hell with what happens

But how do we give her a letter?

Faster......

You guys didn't eat today? Yeah we did... just for you

say stop sometime will you now!