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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,537 --> 00:00:10,820 The only thing better than a third cup of coffee? 2 00:00:10,945 --> 00:00:12,444 A forth cup of coffee. 3 00:00:17,102 --> 00:00:19,419 - Come on, we're gonna be late! - Late for what? 4 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:22,412 - To meet Steve St. James. - Who? 5 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:26,227 Steve St. James! He was the off duty cop on the hit show Off Duty Cop. 6 00:00:26,336 --> 00:00:29,360 That old TV show about the detective and his butler? 7 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:32,218 - Chauffeur. - Why would a detective have a chauffeur? 8 00:00:32,242 --> 00:00:33,936 Because he was Steve St. James... 9 00:00:33,996 --> 00:00:37,415 ...the detective who couldn't let justice sleep just because he was off duty... 10 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,418 ...so he had a chauffeur drive him around to make justice not sleep. 11 00:00:41,414 --> 00:00:43,004 I need another cup of coffee. 12 00:00:44,755 --> 00:00:46,841 Come on, he's making an appearance at the mall. 13 00:00:47,007 --> 00:00:49,655 I can't. I got a doctor's appointment. 14 00:00:49,686 --> 00:00:51,175 What's wrong with you? 15 00:00:51,261 --> 00:00:55,316 Nothing. It's my yearly physical. When was the last time you got one? 16 00:00:55,317 --> 00:00:58,446 Never. I've never been to the doctor. I'm the picture of health. 17 00:00:58,447 --> 00:01:00,054 [Coughing] 18 00:01:07,694 --> 00:01:09,805 [Coughing continues] 19 00:01:11,173 --> 00:01:13,408 [Back cracks] Ahh! My hip. 20 00:01:13,476 --> 00:01:17,296 Ooh! Ooh! What is that shooting pain? 21 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:20,685 [Sighs] Numbness. Tingling. Cramping. 22 00:01:20,703 --> 00:01:22,388 [Thud] [Slurps] 23 00:01:22,607 --> 00:01:26,899 Sync and correction by Mlmlte and AnnetteC www.addic7ed.com. 24 00:01:29,015 --> 00:01:33,272 Reupload and correction by jasonnguyen2606. 25 00:01:41,002 --> 00:01:42,518 Season 1 Episode 19 "Off Duty Cop". 26 00:01:42,525 --> 00:01:44,855 Original Air Date: October 24, 2011 on Cartoon Network. 27 00:01:44,874 --> 00:01:46,428 PORKY: Thanks for inviting me, Daffy. 28 00:01:46,604 --> 00:01:50,311 Isn't it funny how you're always available? No matter how last second... 29 00:01:50,366 --> 00:01:54,116 ...you never have other plans. Like you don't really have a life. 30 00:01:54,184 --> 00:01:57,310 Heh heh heh. Yeah, that is funny. 31 00:01:57,369 --> 00:01:59,747 Now, who's Steve St. James? 32 00:01:59,913 --> 00:02:02,667 Steve St. James. "Off Duty Cop." 33 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:05,372 Give me your phone. 34 00:02:05,795 --> 00:02:08,378 - When are you gonna get a phone? - Never. 35 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:12,212 Cell phones are like doctors. The calling plans are confusing, the buttons are too small. 36 00:02:12,259 --> 00:02:14,929 - But... Huh? - Just watch this. 37 00:02:31,570 --> 00:02:34,907 PORKY: Oh, is this the old show about the detective and his butler? 38 00:02:35,073 --> 00:02:36,659 DAFFY: Ugh. Chauffeur. 39 00:02:50,449 --> 00:02:53,568 PORKY: OK, I get it. I don't need to see anymore. 40 00:02:53,592 --> 00:02:56,687 DAFFY: You're missing it. 41 00:02:56,846 --> 00:02:59,181 Yeah, give it to him, Steve. 42 00:03:01,851 --> 00:03:04,219 PORKY: Does he headhunt everyone he meets? 43 00:03:04,287 --> 00:03:06,422 DAFFY: Shush. 44 00:03:10,126 --> 00:03:12,486 PORKY: How long are these opening credits? 45 00:03:15,965 --> 00:03:19,669 Daffy, I get it. Give me my phone. 46 00:03:20,994 --> 00:03:24,840 So to answer your question, that's Steve St. James. 47 00:03:24,908 --> 00:03:26,917 [Sputters] 48 00:03:28,745 --> 00:03:30,145 [Gasps] 49 00:03:30,213 --> 00:03:31,480 Steve St. James! 50 00:03:31,563 --> 00:03:34,275 Wow! I'm your biggest fan! 51 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:37,119 Well, thank you very much. 52 00:03:37,187 --> 00:03:39,472 Would you like a signed copy of my book? 53 00:03:39,638 --> 00:03:42,273 Nah, books are like cell phones and doctors... 54 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:45,031 Takes forever to get an appointment and I don't have insurance. 55 00:03:45,054 --> 00:03:47,396 - Will you sign my beak? - Ugh. 56 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:52,651 I can't see it. Sign his face. 57 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:58,187 "Leslie Hunt"? Who's she? 58 00:03:58,219 --> 00:04:01,390 - I'm Leslie Hunt. - You're Steve St. James. 59 00:04:01,611 --> 00:04:05,347 No, Steve St. James is a character that I played on TV. 60 00:04:05,415 --> 00:04:07,571 - I'm Leslie Hunt. - Who? 61 00:04:07,572 --> 00:04:09,260 I thought you said you were my biggest fan. 62 00:04:09,276 --> 00:04:13,589 I'm Steve St. James' biggest fan and you're no Steve St. James. 63 00:04:14,962 --> 00:04:16,258 That's what I said. 64 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,503 That's what I said. 65 00:04:19,261 --> 00:04:21,066 Ugh. I need a cup of coffee. 66 00:04:27,786 --> 00:04:31,951 Well, if he's not gonna be Steve St. James, then I will. 67 00:04:31,975 --> 00:04:34,550 [Gasp] Daffy, that's stealing. 68 00:04:35,072 --> 00:04:37,022 You'd make a great chauffeur. 69 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,448 Ahh. 70 00:04:44,976 --> 00:04:47,123 [Slurps, hums] 71 00:04:48,191 --> 00:04:50,745 - Hello. Don't say it. - What's up, doc? 72 00:04:50,776 --> 00:04:52,402 He said it. 73 00:04:52,477 --> 00:04:55,548 Are you OK? You seem a little jittery. 74 00:04:55,594 --> 00:04:59,386 Jittery? I'm not jittery. If anyone's jittery, you're jittery. I'm not jittery. 75 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:00,668 [Slurps] 76 00:05:00,669 --> 00:05:03,272 Ahh. So, do I have a clean bill of health? 77 00:05:03,339 --> 00:05:06,384 - Everything looks fine. - Great. See you next year. 78 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,243 Whoa. There is just one thing. 79 00:05:09,259 --> 00:05:10,290 [Gasps] 80 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:12,594 I knew it! I knew you were hiding something. 81 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:15,398 How long do I have? A year? A month? A day? 82 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:18,713 Am I contagious? If I'm contagious, then those people need to know. 83 00:05:18,721 --> 00:05:20,554 You owe it to them! 84 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,631 I'm highly contagious! 85 00:05:22,657 --> 00:05:24,829 Run for your lives! 86 00:05:24,847 --> 00:05:26,697 [People shouting] 87 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:28,873 Why didn't you tell me sooner? 88 00:05:28,889 --> 00:05:30,740 What kind of a doctor are you? 89 00:05:30,749 --> 00:05:33,586 You're probably not even a real doctor. 90 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:37,818 Syracuse? 91 00:05:38,521 --> 00:05:41,316 That's a basketball school. 92 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:48,485 I was just gonna say that I think you should stop drinking coffee for a while. 93 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:51,241 You have too much caffeine in your system. 94 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,255 It's what's making you so tense. 95 00:05:54,318 --> 00:05:57,603 Oh. Cut out coffee. No problem. 96 00:05:57,661 --> 00:06:01,053 Ahem. You could probably just tape this. 97 00:06:02,809 --> 00:06:03,810 [Yawns] 98 00:06:08,263 --> 00:06:10,356 Oh, right. No caffeine. 99 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:16,178 [Doorbell rings] 100 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:22,534 I'm sorry to bother you, but can I just have 30 seconds of your time... 101 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,561 ...to tell you about a product that could change your life? 102 00:06:30,078 --> 00:06:30,782 [Doorbell rings] 103 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:31,769 [Knock on door] 104 00:06:31,935 --> 00:06:33,296 Sam. 105 00:06:33,353 --> 00:06:36,091 This product differs from other similar products... 106 00:06:36,114 --> 00:06:39,491 - ...because of it's unique ingredients. - I'm not interested. 107 00:06:40,777 --> 00:06:43,173 It's like coffee, but without the caffeine. 108 00:06:43,196 --> 00:06:45,707 - What's like coffee? - Spargle. 109 00:06:45,775 --> 00:06:51,372 While coffee leaves you feeling jittery, Spargle will leave you feeling rested and alert. 110 00:06:51,434 --> 00:06:54,599 - When did you get into this racket? - I needed money quick. 111 00:06:54,634 --> 00:06:59,816 They said they were gonna take my house. I mean, I believe in the product. 112 00:07:01,224 --> 00:07:02,401 [Slurps] 113 00:07:02,402 --> 00:07:05,302 - Tastes weird. - Those are the Spargle berries. 114 00:07:07,222 --> 00:07:09,426 Wow. Could this be working already? 115 00:07:09,502 --> 00:07:12,200 I don't know. You won't catch me drinking that stuff. 116 00:07:12,268 --> 00:07:14,285 - I'll take them. - How many? 117 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:16,328 BUGS: All of them. - Cha-ching. 118 00:07:16,329 --> 00:07:18,994 I mean, it'll change your life. 119 00:07:34,895 --> 00:07:37,181 [Stammering] Where are we going, Daffy? 120 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:41,043 I'm no longer, Daffy. I'm Steve St. James, Off Duty Cop. 121 00:07:41,111 --> 00:07:43,458 And we're going wherever justice is sleeping... 122 00:07:43,481 --> 00:07:47,970 ...and needs to be woken up by me, Steve St. James, Off Duty Cop. 123 00:07:48,136 --> 00:07:51,223 So I just keep going straight? 124 00:07:52,623 --> 00:07:54,869 Pull over. 125 00:07:55,727 --> 00:07:58,242 No, park illegally. 126 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,964 More illegally. Like you don't have time to play by the rules. 127 00:08:02,032 --> 00:08:02,788 [Sighs] 128 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:09,338 DAFFY: Ahem. Aren't you forgetting something? 129 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,743 Oh, sorry. 130 00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:20,502 - Will you marry me? DAFFY: Freeze. 131 00:08:22,179 --> 00:08:23,999 - But he was... - I know what he was doing. 132 00:08:24,039 --> 00:08:28,024 He was stealing your ring and beautifully placing it in this elegant box. 133 00:08:28,098 --> 00:08:30,157 - No, I was... - Assaulting her. 134 00:08:30,164 --> 00:08:32,306 And that's a code 9. 135 00:08:32,472 --> 00:08:35,472 I'm might be off duty, but I'm not off my game. 136 00:08:37,314 --> 00:08:39,646 Looks like your meter's expired. 137 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:41,708 Call me if you have anymore trouble, ma'am. 138 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,973 Day or night. Well, never before 11am. 139 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:46,215 And don't call after 5:00. And also... 140 00:08:46,231 --> 00:08:49,036 ...when you call, it'll be my roommate's voice on the answering machine. 141 00:08:49,044 --> 00:08:52,037 I don't know how to change it. Also, I don't know how to access messages. 142 00:08:52,051 --> 00:08:54,492 So just keep calling. Anytime. Day or night. 143 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:57,247 Between 11:00 and 5:00. And not on weekends. 144 00:08:58,722 --> 00:08:59,956 [Theme music playing] 145 00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:01,691 [Music stops] 146 00:09:03,796 --> 00:09:05,390 [Fast forward] 147 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,850 [New theme music starts] 148 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,981 [Laughter] 149 00:09:51,516 --> 00:09:53,226 [Engine grinds] 150 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:55,845 [Engine grinds] 151 00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:57,516 [Engine grinds] 152 00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:02,084 [Engine starts] 153 00:10:04,988 --> 00:10:06,789 [Slurping] 154 00:10:06,864 --> 00:10:09,888 I have so much energy. What to do? What to do? What to do? 155 00:10:09,911 --> 00:10:12,061 It's early, but I guess I could make dinner. 156 00:10:12,129 --> 00:10:13,501 Ha ha! 157 00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:14,997 [Gulping] 158 00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:16,174 [Ding] 159 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:23,159 [Gulping] 160 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,925 Hmm. Now what? 161 00:10:24,962 --> 00:10:27,343 Oh, there's that book I always wanted to write. 162 00:10:30,006 --> 00:10:31,847 The end. 163 00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:33,549 [Gulps] 164 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,722 June. I don't think that's too early to put up Christmas decorations. 165 00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:45,377 [Slurps] 166 00:10:46,003 --> 00:10:47,285 [Can crushing] 167 00:10:48,659 --> 00:10:49,425 [Door open] 168 00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:52,779 [Christmas music playing] 169 00:10:53,937 --> 00:10:55,022 Merry Christmas! 170 00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:56,437 [Whoosh and door shut] 171 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:03,145 Well, I say that was a solid day's work. 172 00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:06,482 Wherever justice tried to sleep, we were there to wake it up. 173 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,010 Good work, chauffeur. 174 00:11:08,051 --> 00:11:11,020 Are you sure the chauffeur doesn't have a name? 175 00:11:11,056 --> 00:11:12,767 Nope, just chauffeur. 176 00:11:14,884 --> 00:11:19,929 Why is your house covered in Christmas decorations? 177 00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:21,628 Isn't it always like that? 178 00:11:21,652 --> 00:11:23,371 [Door open and close] 179 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:30,618 Oh, hi. Hey. I hope you don't mind, I did a few things around the house. 180 00:11:30,641 --> 00:11:33,226 I painted the garage, I resurfaced the swimming pool. 181 00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:35,898 Oh, and I moved everything that was in your room into the kitchen. 182 00:11:35,913 --> 00:11:37,874 But if you don't like, I can move it back, no problem. 183 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,764 I just have 3 hours left on the treadmill. 184 00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:42,826 But after that, I definitely can move your stuff back into your bedroom. 185 00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:45,539 Unless you want me to move it into the garage. I just painted it. 186 00:11:45,588 --> 00:11:47,548 - Are you OK? - Never better. 187 00:11:47,556 --> 00:11:49,881 Never, ever, ever better. 188 00:11:49,957 --> 00:11:51,213 Are you guys itchy? 189 00:11:56,384 --> 00:12:01,003 Huh. I like it. Closer to the fridge. 190 00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:03,975 So you're saying the chauffeur was in every episode... 191 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,365 ...and they never give him a name? 192 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:08,313 I'll prove it to you. 193 00:12:12,677 --> 00:12:15,582 St. James, have your chauffeur bring the car around? 194 00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:17,804 He's a human being, chief. 195 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,835 He has a name. Brandon Steel. 196 00:12:20,836 --> 00:12:23,343 Use it. I do. 197 00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:25,830 Every time I address him. 198 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:28,546 Oh, Brandon. Thank goodness you're here. 199 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,252 Hmm. That was a stupid episode. 200 00:12:31,306 --> 00:12:34,027 Have you guys seen any Spargles that still have Spargle in them? 201 00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:36,837 I'm all out of Spargle and I need some Spargle. You know what I mean? 202 00:12:36,844 --> 00:12:38,474 - What is wrong with you? - Nothing. 203 00:12:38,489 --> 00:12:40,090 There's nothing wrong with me. 204 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,428 I gotta get more Spargle. 205 00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:45,531 Hee hee hee! [Door open and close] 206 00:12:53,623 --> 00:12:54,985 [Grunts] 207 00:12:57,069 --> 00:13:01,741 Something tells me justice is about to get a wake-up call. 208 00:13:06,331 --> 00:13:09,556 BUGS: Where's the Spargle? He's gotta have it somewhere. Where is it? 209 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,383 I think it's here somewhere. Where the Spargle? Where is it? 210 00:13:12,418 --> 00:13:13,696 [Gasps] 211 00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:16,213 What in tarnation are you doing in my house? 212 00:13:16,281 --> 00:13:20,210 Oh, uh, I was just, uh, I figured I'd stop by. 213 00:13:20,238 --> 00:13:24,238 I saw the window was unlocked. It seemed like a great time to come over and hang out. 214 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,650 I thought I was the only one who broke into people's houses to hang out. 215 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,245 Say, you know what goes well with hanging out? Spargle. 216 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,081 Do you have anymore Spargle? I could really go for some Spargle. 217 00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:35,023 Don't got no more. You bought it all. 218 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,165 What?! But I really need it. 219 00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:39,276 I said I don't got no more. 220 00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:41,454 Well, you gotta hook it up. 221 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,992 SAM: I guess I could take you to my supplier. 222 00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:47,495 BUGS: Let's go now! SAM: Fine. Let me throw on some jeans. 223 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,080 I said now. 224 00:13:54,619 --> 00:13:57,187 I always knew Bugs was a criminal. 225 00:13:57,255 --> 00:14:00,152 Chauffeur, looks like we're going for a little drive. 226 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,868 Hello, darlin'. You probably know me. 227 00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:11,415 I'm a Spargle sales representative. 228 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,354 We have a lot of sales representatives. 229 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,671 Heh heh heh. 230 00:14:14,739 --> 00:14:19,895 Yeah, well, I bet you don't have a lot that sell a month's supply in one day. 231 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:23,114 - See that guy over there? - The one talking to that plant? 232 00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:24,911 I moved one of the bedrooms into the kitchen... 233 00:14:24,912 --> 00:14:27,223 ...but I think it would look better in the garage. I just painted it. 234 00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:31,455 Well, thanks to him, your company's about to get rich. 235 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:35,792 And so am I, 'cause I get 4 cents on very can. 236 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:36,544 [Laugh] [Crash] 237 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,859 Freeze! You're all under arrest. 238 00:14:38,882 --> 00:14:40,538 Daffy, do not blow this deal. 239 00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:43,266 My name is Steve St. James... 240 00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:44,868 ...and you're coming with me. 241 00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:47,680 I'm not going anywhere without my Spargle. 242 00:14:47,905 --> 00:14:50,516 Aah! 243 00:14:50,742 --> 00:14:52,185 [Theme music playing] 244 00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:08,458 Hey! 245 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,167 Whoa! 246 00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:31,964 [Cat meows] 247 00:15:31,995 --> 00:15:33,948 [Stapler clicks] 248 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:36,810 Uhh! Uhn. 249 00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,070 BUGS: I just want my Spargle. 250 00:15:44,295 --> 00:15:46,716 - Put down the pen! - Put down the stapler... 251 00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:48,310 ...or I'll write all over the pig's face! 252 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,501 Why does everyone want to write on my face? 253 00:15:50,509 --> 00:15:52,556 - Just give my Spargle. - Put down the pen! 254 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,247 It's permanent ink! 255 00:15:54,358 --> 00:15:57,308 - I said give me my Spargle. - Put it down! 256 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,285 - Permanent! - I'm not leaving here... 257 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:00,997 ...until you give me my Spargle! 258 00:16:01,012 --> 00:16:03,756 - I said put it down! - It won't come off! 259 00:16:03,981 --> 00:16:08,559 [Whistles] 260 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,431 This is a place of business. 261 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:16,726 These are hard-working people who simply want to sell a quality product. 262 00:16:16,794 --> 00:16:20,464 What in tarnation is illegal about that? 263 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,027 You're all under arrest. 264 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,738 [All shouting] 265 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,240 What's going on here? 266 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,308 This whole operation's a scam. 267 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:35,145 These things are filled with dangerous, highly-addictive chemicals. 268 00:16:35,213 --> 00:16:37,749 How about but what about the Spargle berries? 269 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,082 [Sobbing] 270 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,952 Somebody get that guy to a doctor. 271 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:48,050 Am I under arrest? I'm just an innocent sales representative. 272 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,405 That all depends. Did you know you were selling a dangerous product? 273 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,335 Thanks for helping out. I'll take it from here. 274 00:17:06,374 --> 00:17:08,834 Who are you? 275 00:17:08,905 --> 00:17:11,407 Steve St. James, Off Duty Cop. 276 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,009 Arrest this one, too. 277 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:16,540 - What did I do? - You've been impersonating a cop... 278 00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:18,357 ...and handcuffing people all over town. 279 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:22,001 What about him? He's been impersonating a chauffeur. 280 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:28,096 That's not illegal. It's pathetic, but it's not illegal. 281 00:17:28,232 --> 00:17:29,926 Get this guy out of my face. 282 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,934 I'm putting you down as a witness, so I'm gonna need your name, too. 283 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,404 Brandon Steel. 284 00:17:40,282 --> 00:17:42,232 I'm just gonna put chauffeur. 285 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:43,985 [Sighs] 286 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,263 [Rattling] 287 00:18:21,786 --> 00:18:23,420 [Thud] 288 00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:19,009 [Beep] 289 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:21,203 [Ding] 290 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,376 [Classical music playing] 291 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,558 [Ding] 292 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,605 [Ding] 293 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,168 Beep beep. 294 00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:15,130 [Thud] 295 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,134 [Ding] 296 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:22,138 Beep beep. 297 00:20:26,678 --> 00:20:27,978 [Sighs] 298 00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:31,694 Well, the doctor says one cup off coffee a day can't hurt. 299 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,453 DAFFY: Ahem. 300 00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:39,000 Do you mind? 22673

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