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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,600 Come on. We gonna be late for the movie. 2 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,456 What are you wearing? 3 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,917 I don't know about you, but I'm getting a student discount. 4 00:00:17,119 --> 00:00:20,117 You're driving? You always drive. Let me drive. 5 00:00:22,143 --> 00:00:23,597 BUGS: I'm not going in that thing. 6 00:00:23,665 --> 00:00:25,954 It's not a "thing". It's a parade float. 7 00:00:26,021 --> 00:00:28,669 It'll take us 18 hours to find a parking spot. 8 00:00:28,756 --> 00:00:31,987 - I'm driving. - You think you get to make all the decisions? 9 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:35,657 - What are you, the man in the relationship? - We're not in a relationship. 10 00:00:35,725 --> 00:00:39,497 Well, guess what? I'm a man, too. And today... 11 00:00:39,523 --> 00:00:43,006 ...this man is going to drive you to the movies and buy your ticket. 12 00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:46,061 So you can just leave your wallet and keys here... 13 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,261 ...because this man is wearing the pants today. 14 00:00:49,328 --> 00:00:53,995 Oops, almost forgot my purse. 15 00:00:54,063 --> 00:00:56,039 Come on, you big lug! 16 00:00:56,261 --> 00:00:59,394 Reupload and correction by jasonnguyen2606 www.addic7ed.com. 17 00:01:15,638 --> 00:01:18,348 Season 1 Episode 18 "DMV". 18 00:01:18,364 --> 00:01:21,014 Original Air Date: September 20, 2011 on Cartoon Network. 19 00:01:21,026 --> 00:01:24,227 - You're really gonna buy my movie ticket? - Of course! 20 00:01:24,621 --> 00:01:27,363 - Here, put these on. - Is this a diaper? 21 00:01:27,431 --> 00:01:29,054 Babies get in free. 22 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:30,031 Tch. 23 00:01:30,099 --> 00:01:33,433 [Woman screams] 24 00:01:33,501 --> 00:01:35,938 Daffy! That was a stop sign. 25 00:01:35,961 --> 00:01:39,001 [Siren] 26 00:01:44,135 --> 00:01:47,070 Relax. I have a way with cops. 27 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,650 Oh, hello, officer jerk face! 28 00:01:50,681 --> 00:01:53,238 I didn't recognize you away from the donut shop. 29 00:01:53,306 --> 00:01:55,210 I guess you can't catch real criminals, 30 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:57,806 ...so instend your just harash innocent citizent. 31 00:01:57,846 --> 00:02:00,044 What a waste of my tax dollar! 32 00:02:00,077 --> 00:02:01,644 Can I see your driver's license? 33 00:02:01,711 --> 00:02:04,379 - My what? - Just give him your driver's license. 34 00:02:04,679 --> 00:02:06,414 What's a driver's license? 35 00:02:06,482 --> 00:02:08,662 You don't have a driver's license?! 36 00:02:08,678 --> 00:02:11,751 Sir, you're not allowed to operate a vehicle without a driver's license. 37 00:02:11,819 --> 00:02:14,108 Please step out of the car, I'm gonna have it towed. 38 00:02:14,116 --> 00:02:15,616 Towed?! 39 00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:19,185 But I'm just an innocent schoolgirl and this is my baby brother. 40 00:02:19,198 --> 00:02:21,793 Put on the diaper! 41 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:26,661 You can get your vehicle back when you get a driver's license. 42 00:02:27,385 --> 00:02:30,088 [Engine starts and grind] 43 00:02:30,111 --> 00:02:31,331 They're gonna scratch it! 44 00:02:31,399 --> 00:02:33,499 [Groaning] 45 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,000 Aaah! 46 00:02:37,873 --> 00:02:39,037 What a man. 47 00:02:39,068 --> 00:02:41,170 [Cell phone rings] 48 00:02:42,437 --> 00:02:44,416 - Hey, Lola. LOLA: Hey, Bugs! 49 00:02:44,513 --> 00:02:47,088 - What you doin'? - Standing on the side of the road. 50 00:02:47,128 --> 00:02:50,573 Fun. Oh, my gosh. You're never gonna believe this. 51 00:02:50,574 --> 00:02:52,436 There is a guy standing on the side of the road... 52 00:02:52,453 --> 00:02:54,587 ...who looks just like you. I'm about to hit him. 53 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:57,447 - [Gasps] - [Tires squealing] 54 00:02:59,152 --> 00:03:01,183 You look just like my boyfriend! 55 00:03:02,752 --> 00:03:04,025 You poor thing. 56 00:03:04,056 --> 00:03:06,876 I can't believe Daffy was driving without a driver's license. 57 00:03:06,899 --> 00:03:09,389 That is so irresponsible. - [Gasps] 58 00:03:09,699 --> 00:03:11,018 [Tires squealing] 59 00:03:11,042 --> 00:03:11,948 Lola! 60 00:03:11,949 --> 00:03:13,359 [Siren] 61 00:03:14,073 --> 00:03:15,360 That was a red light. 62 00:03:16,759 --> 00:03:17,794 [Tires squealing] 63 00:03:17,841 --> 00:03:21,750 Ooh, I can't go to jail! I'm too pretty! I won't last a day! 64 00:03:21,815 --> 00:03:24,441 Oh, I'll... I'll lift weights. I'll get really muscular. 65 00:03:24,501 --> 00:03:27,644 [In deep voice]: My voice will get really deep. I'll run the place. 66 00:03:31,788 --> 00:03:34,507 - Hi, officer. - Can I see your driver's license? 67 00:03:34,575 --> 00:03:36,452 [Normal voice] Absolutely. Just one second. 68 00:03:36,468 --> 00:03:38,778 Hold on. Let me see here. 69 00:03:38,809 --> 00:03:41,991 Oh, here we go. Oh, no, wait. That's my credit card. 70 00:03:43,012 --> 00:03:43,922 [Clicks pen] 71 00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:45,764 Here we go. Oh, nope. 72 00:03:45,779 --> 00:03:48,521 That's a recipe for salmon balls. They're really good. 73 00:03:49,421 --> 00:03:52,921 Here it is. Oh, no, that's my frozen yogurt frequent muncher card. 74 00:03:52,944 --> 00:03:55,598 Two more and I get a free waffle cone, ooh. 75 00:03:55,659 --> 00:03:57,452 Oh, here it is. It was hiding. 76 00:03:57,488 --> 00:04:00,007 Oh, no, wait. That's a picture of Bugs. Isn't he cute? 77 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,850 Here it is. Wait, that's a basketball card. 78 00:04:03,874 --> 00:04:07,545 Manu ginobii. I love manu ginobii. 79 00:04:07,569 --> 00:04:10,029 Oh, here it is. Oops, fortune cookie fortune. 80 00:04:10,053 --> 00:04:13,474 "You will receive an unexpected letter from a friend". 81 00:04:13,513 --> 00:04:15,598 How does the cookie know that? That's crazy. 82 00:04:15,613 --> 00:04:18,200 - I'm sorry, what did you want? - Your driver's license. 83 00:04:18,223 --> 00:04:19,840 Oh, yeah, I don't have one of those. 84 00:04:27,325 --> 00:04:29,451 This is stupid. 85 00:04:29,504 --> 00:04:34,043 Sorry, I've just gotta talk to my wife real quick in personal matter. 86 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,563 Daffy Duck. Give me a driver's license. 87 00:04:36,631 --> 00:04:38,162 Well, you need to take a test. 88 00:04:38,199 --> 00:04:41,068 A test?! What is this, Communist Russia?! 89 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:45,472 Next you're gonna tell me I need to take a test to breathe or to practice law?! 90 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,668 - Finished. - You can take the test right over there. 91 00:05:13,736 --> 00:05:15,103 I thought that was the test. 92 00:05:15,171 --> 00:05:17,339 That was the application to take the test. 93 00:05:17,406 --> 00:05:19,775 What?! Those questions were impossible. 94 00:05:19,843 --> 00:05:23,521 Address, date of birth. Who has that stuff memorized? 95 00:05:24,225 --> 00:05:26,247 I don't know what to put for gender. 96 00:05:26,315 --> 00:05:30,982 - Here's a study guide. - I don't need your propaganda! 97 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:35,716 Well, maybe I'll just skim it. 98 00:05:42,714 --> 00:05:45,499 Thank goodness you were here. That was a really hard test. 99 00:05:45,557 --> 00:05:48,377 That's the application. You take the test over there. 100 00:05:48,408 --> 00:05:51,847 - Would you like a study guide? - Yeah, I think I'm good. 101 00:05:52,574 --> 00:05:55,371 She'll take the study guide. 102 00:05:55,406 --> 00:05:57,908 What is the speed limit in a residential area? 103 00:05:57,944 --> 00:05:59,601 When are roads the most slippery? 104 00:05:59,634 --> 00:06:01,885 Who is allowed to park in a handicapped spot? 105 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:04,330 This is even harder than the application! 106 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:08,189 - No talking. - Ronald Regan was right. 107 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:13,152 LOLA: Hmm. Mm-hmm. OK, interesting. 108 00:06:13,175 --> 00:06:15,105 OK, makes sense. Oh, that's a good rule. 109 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:17,826 Yep, got it. OK, I'm ready to take the test. 110 00:06:17,886 --> 00:06:21,148 You, uh, read that awfully fast. You sure? 111 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,673 Uh, does a red light mean go? 112 00:06:25,658 --> 00:06:28,592 I failed?! How did I fail? 113 00:06:28,636 --> 00:06:30,570 Well, you marked "C" for every answer. 114 00:06:30,669 --> 00:06:33,104 Do you know who I am? 115 00:06:33,188 --> 00:06:36,413 I'm Daffy Duck! D. Duck! 116 00:06:36,481 --> 00:06:39,599 What do you think the "D" in DMV stands for? 117 00:06:39,646 --> 00:06:41,417 It stands for "Department". 118 00:06:41,453 --> 00:06:45,217 Well, that's my middle name. Daffy Department Duck. 119 00:06:45,316 --> 00:06:48,284 Sir, you can take the test again. You get two chances. 120 00:06:50,709 --> 00:06:53,678 Good to see my name still carries a little weight around here. 121 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:56,229 Lola? What are you doing here? 122 00:06:56,253 --> 00:06:57,823 Oh, I don't have a driver's license. 123 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:01,129 Hmph, irresponsible. 124 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,802 You can't cross two double yellow lines? 125 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:05,368 Huh. I didn't know that. 126 00:07:05,395 --> 00:07:06,723 [Cell phone rings] 127 00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:08,047 Hello? 128 00:07:08,091 --> 00:07:10,426 LOLA: Are you allowed to drive in a bike lane? 129 00:07:10,489 --> 00:07:13,202 BUGS: Lola, you can't call me, you're taking a test. 130 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:15,713 - Just yes or no. - I'm not helping you cheat. 131 00:07:15,729 --> 00:07:16,542 [Beep] 132 00:07:16,615 --> 00:07:17,686 [Cell phone rings] 133 00:07:17,696 --> 00:07:19,728 I said I'm not helping you cheat! 134 00:07:19,749 --> 00:07:22,393 DAFFY: Are you allowed to park in a handicapped space? 135 00:07:22,456 --> 00:07:24,528 - Daffy?! - Yes or no! 136 00:07:24,559 --> 00:07:26,527 It's a simple hard question. 137 00:07:26,552 --> 00:07:30,089 No! Of course you're not allowed to park in a handicapped space! 138 00:07:33,927 --> 00:07:35,880 What is this, Communist Russia? 139 00:07:37,076 --> 00:07:38,153 [Cell phone rings] 140 00:07:38,176 --> 00:07:39,761 - Hello? - Hey, Pork. 141 00:07:39,769 --> 00:07:42,027 - Oh, hi, Bugs. - What are you doing? 142 00:07:42,043 --> 00:07:44,358 Oh, uh, just... 143 00:07:44,390 --> 00:07:47,195 - ...picking up my dry cleaning. MAN: Would you like fries with that? 144 00:07:47,248 --> 00:07:50,481 PORKY: [Laughs] Why would I want fries with my dry cleaning? 145 00:07:50,521 --> 00:07:52,872 - Yes, jumbo fries. - Could you give me a ride? 146 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,520 - I'm stuck at the DMV. - Sure. 147 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:58,601 Uh, just one thing. You have your driver's license, right? 148 00:07:58,622 --> 00:08:00,565 - Of course I do. BUGS: Great. 149 00:08:00,629 --> 00:08:02,830 MAN: Are you gonna want any ketchup with your fries? 150 00:08:02,872 --> 00:08:03,790 [Beep] 151 00:08:05,159 --> 00:08:08,094 [Sighs] 152 00:08:08,162 --> 00:08:10,797 [Dialing] 153 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:11,974 [Cell phone rings] 154 00:08:11,975 --> 00:08:14,113 - Hello? BUGS: Where are you? 155 00:08:14,149 --> 00:08:16,581 Oh, sorry. They messed up my order. 156 00:08:16,589 --> 00:08:20,112 Uh, I mean the dry cleaning. Oh, there you are. 157 00:08:22,028 --> 00:08:24,038 What are you doing at the DMV? 158 00:08:24,061 --> 00:08:26,562 [Siren] 159 00:08:32,223 --> 00:08:34,658 [Engine idling] 160 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,972 [Chewing] 161 00:08:43,011 --> 00:08:43,971 Driver's license. 162 00:08:43,995 --> 00:08:45,050 [Chew and swallow] 163 00:08:45,065 --> 00:08:48,385 What'd I do? I've never been pulled over for anything! 164 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:52,616 I follow the rules of the road. Safety first. 165 00:08:52,626 --> 00:08:55,985 You can't talk on a cell phone while driving without a hand's-free device. 166 00:08:56,021 --> 00:08:58,455 - Since when? - July 1st. 167 00:08:59,014 --> 00:09:01,598 Ahh! I voted for that. 168 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:04,262 Also, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle. 169 00:09:04,279 --> 00:09:06,700 - Why? - Your license is expired. 170 00:09:06,725 --> 00:09:08,559 Aah! 171 00:09:11,577 --> 00:09:14,467 PORKY: Oh, I know that one. Oh, that's an easy one. 172 00:09:14,483 --> 00:09:15,983 Who wouldn't know that one? 173 00:09:16,051 --> 00:09:18,285 And... Done. 174 00:09:19,855 --> 00:09:21,856 Ooh! 175 00:09:23,158 --> 00:09:26,096 - Daffy?! - Oh, hey, Porky. 176 00:09:26,097 --> 00:09:29,494 - What are you doing here? - My driver's license expired. 177 00:09:29,508 --> 00:09:31,943 So irresponsible. 178 00:09:32,168 --> 00:09:36,372 Hello again. I think you'll really enjoy grading this. 179 00:09:39,743 --> 00:09:42,544 You passed. You... you got a perfect score. 180 00:09:42,612 --> 00:09:45,119 That's because I'm passionate about the material. 181 00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:46,849 Now give me my license. 182 00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:49,718 That was the written test. You still need to pass the driver's test. 183 00:09:49,786 --> 00:09:53,622 Driver's test?! How am I gonna cheat on a driver's test? 184 00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:55,457 I'm sorry, you failed. 185 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:58,189 What?! That's impossible. 186 00:09:58,212 --> 00:10:01,463 I read the rules of the road before bed. 187 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:03,732 You get to take it one more time. 188 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:07,469 Maybe this time, don't answer "B" for every question. 189 00:10:08,405 --> 00:10:10,106 [Groans] 190 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,275 [Dialing] 191 00:10:12,343 --> 00:10:13,910 [Line ringing] 192 00:10:13,978 --> 00:10:15,312 SPEEDY: Bueno. This is Speedy. 193 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,248 BUGS: Hey, Speedy, it's Bugs. 194 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:22,087 Let me ask you something. Do you have a valid driver's license? 195 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,991 SAM: Next! 196 00:10:28,913 --> 00:10:30,914 I didn't know you worked here. 197 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:34,906 Eh, double dip recession. Gotta get them multiple revenue screams. 198 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:38,361 You know, we could probably make this a lot easier on both of us... 199 00:10:38,385 --> 00:10:42,064 ...if you just wanted to pass me right now, you know, seeing that we're neighbors and all. 200 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,278 Son, you're barking up the wrong tree. 201 00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:48,276 I take my job very seriously. 202 00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:52,721 And I gotta warn ya. I'm a real stickler. 203 00:10:57,260 --> 00:11:02,064 If you make one, just one itsy bitsy mistake... 204 00:11:02,132 --> 00:11:04,233 ...you're gonna fail. 205 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,435 [Cracking] 206 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:15,142 Ooh. Ahh. 207 00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:18,116 You don't happen to have a phone book I could sit on, do you? 208 00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:20,082 That's right, that's right. 209 00:11:20,149 --> 00:11:22,953 These are all right. I have to pass. 210 00:11:22,969 --> 00:11:25,230 - Lola?! - Oh, hi, Porky. 211 00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:28,564 - What are you doing here? - [Sighs] My driver's license expired. 212 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:33,563 Mmmmm. You and Daffy. So irresponsible. 213 00:11:34,843 --> 00:11:37,898 Hi, sorry that took so long. I'm a little nervous. 214 00:11:37,919 --> 00:11:40,888 I'm not a really good test taker. I'm more of a test giver... 215 00:11:40,889 --> 00:11:44,176 ...or a test watcher. Or a taste tester. 216 00:11:44,243 --> 00:11:46,463 You passed. Perfect score. 217 00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:49,001 Oh, my gosh, I did?! I'm a really good test taker. 218 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,790 You failed again. 219 00:11:57,858 --> 00:12:01,627 What?! What's happening? Let me take another one. 220 00:12:01,695 --> 00:12:04,097 I'm sorry, sir. You only get two chances. 221 00:12:04,164 --> 00:12:06,766 Did I at least come close? 222 00:12:13,742 --> 00:12:15,944 Turn left at the next intersection. 223 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:18,480 [Horns honking, tires squealing] 224 00:12:21,618 --> 00:12:25,420 - How'd that go? - Great. 225 00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:28,690 [Tires squealing] 226 00:12:32,728 --> 00:12:35,329 [Horn honking] 227 00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:37,465 [Engine revs] 228 00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:40,741 - How am I supposed to get in that? - Get in it? 229 00:12:40,772 --> 00:12:43,049 All you asked was if I had a valid driver's license... 230 00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:45,404 ...to meet you at the DMV. You wanted a ride? 231 00:12:45,421 --> 00:12:48,002 I'm not a taxi driver, man. I'm in the middle of a lunch rush! 232 00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:50,656 [Tires squealing] 233 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,249 Ayy! 234 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,018 [Tires squealing] 235 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:01,522 [Shouts in Spanish] 236 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:03,825 [Breathing heavily] 237 00:13:03,893 --> 00:13:06,060 Ayy. Gringos. 238 00:13:06,128 --> 00:13:08,663 [Tires squealing] 239 00:13:10,099 --> 00:13:13,101 SAM: So are we parallel parked? - Mmhmm. 240 00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:17,839 SAM: This driver's test is graded on a scale of one to a hundred. 241 00:13:17,907 --> 00:13:20,842 And considering the type of driving you just did. 242 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:23,824 What grade would you give yourself? - Hundred. 243 00:13:23,979 --> 00:13:26,547 SAM: I get that one a lot. 244 00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:39,426 Ohh, this is embarrassing. 245 00:13:39,494 --> 00:13:41,556 - Next! - Hi! 246 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:45,766 Cool your jets, blondie. I'm a real stickler. 247 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:48,484 [Clicks seatbelt] [Car door open and close] 248 00:13:48,576 --> 00:13:50,605 [Clicks seatbelt] 249 00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:53,909 You look familiar. 250 00:13:56,646 --> 00:13:58,647 "Yose-Mite". 251 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,917 - It's Yosemite. - Oh, like the National Park! 252 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:04,114 You know, I was named after a National Park. 253 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:08,444 Oh, no, wait. Sorry. I wasn't named after a National Park. I was named after my grandmother. 254 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,682 Oh, no, wait, my grandmother's name is Betty, not Lola. 255 00:14:10,697 --> 00:14:12,546 Wait, there's a National Park named Betty? 256 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,355 - Can you just take a right? - A right?! 257 00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:18,658 [Scoffs] Yose-Mite, I just got a perfect score on my written test. 258 00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:21,712 I think I can do a little more than take a right. 259 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,829 [Tires squealing] 260 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:42,857 - [Horn honking] - [All screaming] 261 00:14:44,727 --> 00:14:45,893 Huh?! 262 00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:50,498 [Birds squawking] 263 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,170 [Train horn honking] 264 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,571 [Tires squealing] 265 00:15:06,915 --> 00:15:09,884 [Boat horn honks] 266 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,319 [Tires squealing] 267 00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:14,322 [Siren] 268 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,938 Did I pass? 269 00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:34,107 Hello?! 270 00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:36,142 Yeah, I passed. 271 00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:41,316 Oh, now I know why you look familiar. You're Bugs' neighbor! 272 00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:44,215 He told me so much about you. He's not a fan. 273 00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:49,045 I can't believe they named a National Park after that guy. 274 00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:52,323 [Groans] 275 00:15:54,627 --> 00:15:56,327 [Vehicle approaching] 276 00:15:59,131 --> 00:16:01,536 I'm not gonna kill you. 277 00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:04,068 - You get your license? - I failed. 278 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,774 Twice! 279 00:16:05,871 --> 00:16:07,872 So you'll take the test again next week. 280 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:10,707 [Stammers] No way. I'm done driving. 281 00:16:10,775 --> 00:16:15,562 The only people who deserve a driver's license are responsible, law-abiding citizens... 282 00:16:15,585 --> 00:16:17,374 ...who know the rules of the road. 283 00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:21,450 Oww! Licensed driver, comin' through! 284 00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:26,622 Whoo! Outta my way! Licensed driver, 100%! 285 00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:29,057 Well, there's an exception to every rule. 286 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:32,428 I've got my driver's license! Whoo-hoo! 287 00:16:32,496 --> 00:16:34,627 - Maybe two exceptions. - Look, bun bun! 288 00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:38,632 I'm an organ donor. Are you an organ donor? You wanna give each other our organs? 289 00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:41,211 - Ehh... - Well, we can decide later. 290 00:16:41,212 --> 00:16:45,309 You ready to go? Be my first passenger as a licensed driver? 291 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:47,543 Thanks, but I have to drive Porky home. 292 00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:49,056 He didn't pass. 293 00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:51,486 Oh, stay strong. You'll get through this. 294 00:16:51,487 --> 00:16:55,989 I know, I've been there. But I'm not there anymore. Whoo-hoo! Driver's license! 295 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:04,094 How do you get out of this place? Here we go! 296 00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:07,464 PORKY: Bugs! 297 00:17:07,532 --> 00:17:09,970 [Siren] 298 00:17:09,971 --> 00:17:13,138 - What did I do?! - You can't cross two double yellow lines. 299 00:17:13,151 --> 00:17:15,474 Ohh! I just read that! 300 00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:17,709 [Siren] 301 00:17:20,593 --> 00:17:23,629 - Hello again. - Driver's license. 302 00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:25,784 Sure thing. 303 00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:29,352 Leave your wallet at home. 304 00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:31,557 [Sighs] 305 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,559 I left my wallet at home. 306 00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:36,134 [Pen clicks] 307 00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:41,701 [Engine starts] 308 00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:49,482 Ehh, I'm just gonna walk. 309 00:18:00,054 --> 00:18:02,522 [Tires squealing] 310 00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:15,175 [Whoosh] 311 00:18:23,078 --> 00:18:25,246 Beep beep! 312 00:18:47,603 --> 00:18:48,938 [Tires squealing] 313 00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:04,855 Beep beep! 314 00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:14,498 [Beeping] 315 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,158 [Beep] 316 00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:27,655 [Sizzling] 317 00:19:27,656 --> 00:19:29,383 [Bell ringing] 318 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,628 [Beeping] 319 00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:33,574 [Honking] 320 00:19:38,091 --> 00:19:39,095 [Beeping] 321 00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,927 [Bell ringing] 322 00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:50,836 [Beeping] 323 00:20:05,718 --> 00:20:08,620 [Siren] 324 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,224 [Siren and honk] 325 00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:15,361 [Siren and honk] 326 00:20:15,429 --> 00:20:16,718 Beep beep! 327 00:20:21,201 --> 00:20:24,537 One ticket. I'm a student. 328 00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:27,541 Sir, please. 329 00:20:29,911 --> 00:20:31,812 DAFFY: Goo goo, ga ga. 330 00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:36,016 I'm a baby and I wanna see a movie for free. 331 00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:39,271 Get your hands off me! I'm a licensed driver! 332 00:20:39,302 --> 00:20:41,655 Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?! 333 00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:45,051 I'm a licensed driver! I have a license! 24821

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