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[Loud snoring]
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[Snoring continues]
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[Beeps]
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[Snoring] [Door open]
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[Snoring] [Door open]
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Hey, wake up.
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[Snores]
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Come on. You're snoring. Wake up.
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[Snores]
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Daffy, wake up!
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[Snores]
- All right, fine.
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[Snoring continues]
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[Sighs]
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Do you need to sigh so loudly?
I'm trying to sleep!
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[Snores]
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com.
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A WEB-DL synchronize and
correction by jasonnguyen2606
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[Birds chirping] Seasonl Episode
15 "Bugs & Daffy Get a Job"
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[Chewing] Original Air Date: August
30, 2011 on Cartoon Network.
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You look terrible.
You should get more sleep.
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[Chews]
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More sleep? I can't get any
sleep because of your snoring.
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What? I've tried everything...
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Breathing strips, mouth guards,
eye patches, jock straps...
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...self tanner, canker sore cream,
and I still snore.
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Really? Canker sore cream didn't work.
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What's the big deal? I snore.
You brush your teeth.
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We all have our little quirks.
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Daffy, you gotta see someone
about your snoring.
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It's a problem.
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Not a problem for me. I sleep great.
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Well, it's a problem for me.
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And I know just how to fix it...
Permanently.
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How is standing on the ledge of a
high-rise building gonna fix my snoring?
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Oh, right, snoring.
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[Dings]
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- What's this doctor's name again?
- Dr. Weisberg.
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Weisberg... What is that, Irish?
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[Scoffs]
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Hey, that's Porky's office,
Murphy and associates.
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Murphy... What is that, Jewish?
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- What are you doing?
- Recipes.
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- You don't cook.
- Well, I don't have the time.
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But "7-Minute Meals", it's
perfect for busy moms like me.
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Ohhkay.
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I'm gonna go visit Porky.
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Fine, more salmon balls for me.
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This is taking forever.
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- Where's the bathroom?
- Right down the hall.
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Oh, you need a key.
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A key? To go to the bathroom?
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What? You don't trust me?
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You think I'm gonna steal your toilet?
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Hmph. What happened to this country?
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BUGS [IN DEEP VOICE]:
Porky, can I see you in my office?
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What'd I do?
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[Laughing]
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Bugs? What are you doing here?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]:
I was gonna push Daffy off the roof.
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Wow, look at you. You got your own cubicle!
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A computer...
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Uh, p-please don't.
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A phone...
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[Imitating Porky's stammer]
Th-this is Porky Pig.
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[Gasps]
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Pencil sharpener...
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[Gasps]
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Tape dispenser...
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[Stammers]
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What a fun job. You must love working here.
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If by love, you mean hate sitting
in this soul-sucking cave...
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...counting every minute
until the weekend...
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...and then dreading every
minute until Monday...
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...then yes, I love working here.
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Spittin' image.
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Oh, uh. Who works there?
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No one. It's empty.
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Mmhmm.
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DAFFY: My point is if someone
wanna steal a toilet...
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...they're gonna steal a toilet.
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Let's just agree to disagree, OK?
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I don't agree to that.
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All right. Looks like you've
got a deviated septum.
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There is nothing wrong with my septum!
What's a septum?
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It's what separates the right
and the left side of the nose.
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Yours is too far to the right,
which is causing your snoring.
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Can you fix it?
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Easily. It's a piece of cake.
A very simple procedure.
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And, if you'd like, while I'm at it...
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...I could smooth out
that bump in your beak.
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I don't have a bump in my beak.
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[Gasping]
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I'm hideous!
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Where'd you get that?
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Why didn't you tell me
I have a bump on my beak?!
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I never noticed a bump.
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Do not patronize me!
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If there is something wrong
with me that I don't know about...
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...then you owe it to me as
my best friend to tell me!
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All right. You're a narcissist.
You're a sociopath.
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You're probably a psychopath.
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You're a...
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[Ding]
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You're paranoid, sexist, and
you make fun of the elderly.
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Those are just quirks! Endearing quirks!
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I'm talking about something
important, my appearance.
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And if you won't be honest with me,
then I'll find someone who will.
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Here, take this home for me.
It's a really good toilet.
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Did you want these in
color or black and white?
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- Aah!
- Do I have a bump on my beak?
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Oh, yeah, it's huge.
First thing I ever noticed about you.
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[Gasps]
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I can't have a bump on my beak!
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I can't have an imperfection!
I allow no imperfections!
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What are you talking about?
You're nothing but imperfections.
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Name a perfection.
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What are you looking at?
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[Gasps]
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It's my bump, isn't it? Don't look at me.
I'm a monster!
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[Screaming]
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Oops, sorry.
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Didn't mean to bump into you.
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Oh!
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Aah!
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It's OK. It's just a bump in the road.
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Oh!
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Aah!
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[Screaming]
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Careful, that sidewalk's pretty bumpy.
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Oh!
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- * Bump, bump, bump, bump *
- [Screaming]
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♪ Bump, bump, bump ♪
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- Bump.
- Bump.
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- Bump.
- Bump.
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[Screaming]
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No! No!
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Doh!
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Hey, man, you got a big bump on your beak.
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[Screaming]
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[Horn honks, tires squeal]
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Murphy and associates. Please hold.
Thank you for your holding...
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[Computer beeps]
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[Sighs]
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What's up... Doc?
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Bugs? Why are you here?
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I don't know.
Maybe because I work here.
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But you're not an accountant.
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Nope, but evidently I have great people skills.
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So what are you working on?
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The Papadopoulos returns.
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It's the most complex tedious tax return...
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...and I get stuck with it every year.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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Those taxes aren't gonna return themselves.
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[Upbeat music playing]
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♪ Return those taxes, return those taxes ♪
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♪ Return 'em, return 'em ♪
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♪ Return those taxes, report that income ♪
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♪ Find those deductions,
itemize those expenses ♪
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I wanna look like this.
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This is a recipe for salmon balls.
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Gimme that! I haven't
had time to make those.
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7 minutes. They're out of their minds.
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I wanna look like this.
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First of all, that's a woman.
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Second of all, that's a nose.
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You have a beak.
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You know, your bedside manner
could use some work.
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Smaller.
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Smaller.
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Smaller.
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Anything smaller would be
too drastic a change.
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The drasticer, the better.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Hmm.
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When do you wanna have it turn?
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Now!
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Sorry, you have a very slappable face.
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Porky's gonna love these.
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Hey, I didn't hear you snore last night.
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I guess the procedure was a success.
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It'll be a success when
these bandages come off...
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...and I show the world the new me.
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Soon I will be on the outside what
I've always been on the inside...
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perfect, like a diamond, or a pearl...
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...or a pearl with a diamond inside.
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And now the pearl outside is
being replaced by diamond...
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...so that there is diamond on the inside...
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...and now finally a matching
diamond on the outside.
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Well, all I care about is the not snoring.
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I'm off to work!
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Work? I don't remember Bugs having a job.
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Has he always had a job?
I wonder what he does.
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I bet he's a dentist.
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[Laughing]
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Lame!
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Got any rubber bands?
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Thanks.
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Scissors?
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Thanks.
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Tape?
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Thanks.
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Pencils?
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Thanks.
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I only needed the erasers.
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Hey, Pork, you got a second?
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Bugs, I'm trying to work.
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BUGS [High-pitched voice]: Ha ha!
Hi, my name's Diane.
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I'm Mr. Bunny's new secretary.
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Oh, can I get you a cup of coffee?
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Stop it! You're hurting me.
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- Aah!
- Bugs, quit it.
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What? I'm just having fun.
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You're not supposed to be having fun.
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You're supposed to be working.
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- Why can't I do both?
- Huh?
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Porky, the average person spends
a third of their life at work.
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Why would you want to waste
a third of your life being miserable?
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Are you saying I should quit?
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No! I'm saying that you
need to make work fun!
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I don't know, Bugs.
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[High-pitched voice] Well,
I think it's a great idea.
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[Both laughing]
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Are you ready to see the new you?
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My middle name is ready.
Actually it's Shelton.
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I tried going with Armando for a
while, but it never caught on...
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...probably because your middle name
doesn't come up in conversation very much.
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I tried working it in, but...
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- [Gasps]
- Holy...
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DAFFY:
What is it?
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How do I look?
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[Gasping]
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[Sobbing]
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I'm gorgeous!
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Ggot any paper clips? I used all mine.
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Thanks.
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Is that a chandelier made of paper clips?
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You were right, Bugs. Work can be fun.
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[Male voices vocalizing]
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[Laughing]
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[Daffy whistling]
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[Gasps]
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DAFFY: Hello, world. I'm about to
make you a whole lot prettier.
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[Whistling]
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[Baby cooing]
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DAFFY:
Hello, little baby.
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[Crying]
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Oh!
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[Cell phone beeping]
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DAFFY: Tina, it's Daffy. Meet me
at the sunset room in an hour.
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And look good. I do.
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[Whistling]
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I'm looking for my boyfriend.
He's a little black duck.
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A duck?
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[Chuckles]
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Well, I wasn't sure what that was.
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We put him in the way back.
258
00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:18,288
Kinda fancy for lunch. What's the occasion?
259
00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:23,123
I'm the occasion.
260
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:27,254
What happened to you?!
261
00:14:27,294 --> 00:14:30,879
I got a beak job. Look, no bump.
262
00:14:31,507 --> 00:14:35,235
You messed up your whole face
just to get rid of a stupid bump?
263
00:14:35,302 --> 00:14:36,597
You look crazy!
264
00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:40,029
If I look so crazy, how come
everyone's staring at me?
265
00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:46,523
Because you look crazy.
Daffy, I liked your old beak.
266
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:49,249
But my old beak had an imperfection.
267
00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:51,384
And when it comes to my appearance...
268
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,958
...there can be no imperfections.
269
00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:58,042
Well, it looks like a dog ate your face.
270
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,121
I liked your bump. I like
all your imperfections.
271
00:15:01,228 --> 00:15:02,461
Well, not all of them.
272
00:15:02,481 --> 00:15:07,187
Your imperfections are what
make you you, and I like you.
273
00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:12,402
Oh, I get it. You're jealous because
I have this perfect little beak...
274
00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:15,188
...and you have that giant nightmare.
275
00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:16,501
[Punch] [Thud]
276
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,470
[Daffy groans]
277
00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:20,889
Call Dr. Weisberg!
278
00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:26,553
PORKY:
Come to the conference room...
279
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,289
...and bring the paper airplane.
280
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:39,265
I give you m-Murphy and Associates
International P-paper Airport!
281
00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:44,850
And you are cleared for landing.
282
00:15:47,308 --> 00:15:50,212
Porky, how long did this take you?
283
00:15:50,268 --> 00:15:52,377
Heh heh! Hours.
284
00:15:52,392 --> 00:15:54,439
It's all I've been doing since lunch.
285
00:15:54,481 --> 00:15:56,016
Pretty fun. Ha!
286
00:15:56,029 --> 00:16:00,097
I know I said to make work fun,
but you still gotta do your work.
287
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,153
What about The Papadopoulos Returns?
288
00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:05,458
Tthe Papadopoulos Returns!
289
00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:25,747
Wow, paper baggage handlers.
290
00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:27,040
Mr. Murphy.
291
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:29,883
- What is this?
- It's a paper airport.
292
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,863
Have you seen Porky? I need
The Papadopoulos Returns.
293
00:16:33,503 --> 00:16:38,558
[Stammering] This just in.
All flights have been grounded...
294
00:16:38,626 --> 00:16:40,560
Due to snow!
295
00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:44,391
Yippee! Ha ha! [Crazied laughter]
296
00:16:44,432 --> 00:16:47,267
Ho ho! Jingle bells! Ha ha!
297
00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:48,968
You're fired.
298
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,857
[High-pitched voice] Oh! Am I fired, too?
299
00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:57,847
DR. WESIBERG:
Lucky for you, I saved your old beak.
300
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,180
Lucky?! It still has the bump!
301
00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,955
And is it a little crooked?
302
00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,687
Eh, good enough.
303
00:17:07,755 --> 00:17:11,393
- Sorry about that, Porky.
- Don't be sorry.
304
00:17:11,394 --> 00:17:14,755
You've shown me that life's too short
to have a job I don't enjoy.
305
00:17:14,757 --> 00:17:16,259
Huh. That's great.
306
00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:18,999
You've shown me that I can do anything.
307
00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:20,851
I can get any job I want.
308
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:22,813
Well, I didn't say that.
309
00:17:23,096 --> 00:17:25,377
You've shown me that
as long as I'm having fun,
310
00:17:25,414 --> 00:17:27,224
I can be anything I wannabe.
311
00:17:27,249 --> 00:17:29,853
I can be President of The United States.
312
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Porky.
313
00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:36,282
Porky Pig is going to be
President of The U-United States.
314
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:39,966
- That's nice.
DAFFY: What are you guys doing here?
315
00:17:39,987 --> 00:17:42,322
We used to work here.
316
00:17:42,389 --> 00:17:44,660
You're a dentist, too?!
317
00:17:44,693 --> 00:17:46,213
[Laughs]
318
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Lame!
319
00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:50,450
[Ding]
320
00:17:50,464 --> 00:17:54,481
[Screaming]
321
00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:59,960
What? All I said was I never noticed
the bump on his b-beak before.
322
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:43,783
[Slurps]
323
00:20:32,826 --> 00:20:34,460
Beep Beep!
324
00:20:38,844 --> 00:20:41,931
I'm j-just so excited about
this new chapter in my life.
325
00:20:41,961 --> 00:20:45,226
Work should be fun. Life should be fun.
326
00:20:45,258 --> 00:20:47,119
M-more tea, Diane?
327
00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:52,945
Do you take cream or sugar?
328
00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:56,100
Diane? Do you take cream or sugar?
329
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,246
Diane?
330
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,117
Diane? Cream or sugar?
331
00:21:02,742 --> 00:21:06,016
Diane? Diane?
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