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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,630 --> 00:00:36,629 I want you all to take a close look 2 00:00:36,630 --> 00:00:37,629 at your math exams, children. 3 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:41,629 Some of you did very well, but many of you did not. 4 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:43,589 Aw, man! 5 00:00:43,590 --> 00:00:45,629 The addition of fractions is very simple. 6 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:46,629 Let's run through it again. 7 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,630 How do we solve this first one? 8 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:55,629 Add together the 3 and the 3! 9 00:00:55,630 --> 00:00:57,629 Good, Butters. We add the 3's together. 10 00:00:57,630 --> 00:00:59,629 And what about the 4's? Token? 11 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,629 They're the denominators, so they stay a 4. 12 00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:03,629 Wait, wait! Token got an "A"? 13 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:04,629 But I cheated off of Token! 14 00:01:04,630 --> 00:01:05,719 I-I can't hear you, Eric. 15 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,629 I said something's wrong! 16 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:08,839 I got an "F," but I cheated off Token! 17 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,629 Active shooter! Active shooter! 18 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:12,629 All units, report in. 19 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:13,629 And now we divide, right? 20 00:01:13,630 --> 00:01:16,629 Craig, how about you? - What are we dividing? 21 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:18,629 Divide 4 by 6? 22 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:19,629 The 4 by 6... 23 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:20,629 Unit five in southwest classroom! 24 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:21,629 ...or the 6 by the 4? 25 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:22,629 The 6 by the 4. 26 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:23,629 Southwest classroom clear! 27 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:25,629 Copy. Southwest classroom clear. 28 00:01:25,630 --> 00:01:27,630 Now, we're gonna re-take the exam on Friday. 29 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,630 Shooter's in the hallway! All units, report! 30 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:33,629 Now, I'm giving you an opportunity to do better. 31 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:35,629 I hope you take advantage of it. 32 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:36,629 Put down the gun, son. - You can see where Token erased his answers 33 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:37,629 and wrote in the right ones! - You don't want to do this! 34 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,629 He did it to me on purpose! 35 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:40,629 Eric, that's enough. 36 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:41,629 Shooter is down. Shooter is down. 37 00:01:41,630 --> 00:01:44,630 Now, let's move on to the next equation. 38 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:53,629 That is such bullshit, you guys! 39 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:55,629 Token knew I was cheating off of him, 40 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:57,629 so he deliberately put down the wrong answers! 41 00:01:57,630 --> 00:01:58,629 Why would he do that? 42 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,629 I flunked that test, too. 43 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,629 I don't understand fractions. They don't make any sense. 44 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:02,629 That's not the point, you guys. 45 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:04,629 Why is Token out to get me? 46 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:05,629 There's something going on here. 47 00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:06,629 Another school shooting today 48 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:08,629 has left students in shock and disbelief. 49 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:09,629 Yeah, Token's probably sick of you 50 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,629 cheating off of him all the time. 51 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,759 But why now? That's the question, Kyle. 52 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,629 I always cheat off Token. 53 00:02:15,630 --> 00:02:16,629 Why did he choose now to hurt me? 54 00:02:16,630 --> 00:02:17,629 Stanley! 55 00:02:17,630 --> 00:02:19,629 Stanley, oh, my God! 56 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:21,629 Baby! Oh, you're okay! 57 00:02:21,630 --> 00:02:23,629 Uh, hey, Mom. 58 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:25,629 It's all right, Stanley. 59 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:27,629 We're gonna go home and talk about this with your dad. 60 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:30,629 And we will get through this as a family. 61 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:32,630 Come on. Get in the car. 62 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:36,630 Dude, what's up Stan's mom's ass? 63 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:43,629 Stanley... - Well? 64 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,629 Do you want to tell your father 65 00:02:45,630 --> 00:02:47,630 about what happened at school today? 66 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:50,629 Um... O-Oh. 67 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:52,629 I flunked my math quiz. 68 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:55,629 No! The other thing! 69 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:57,629 What other thing? 70 00:02:57,630 --> 00:03:00,299 What happened at school today? 71 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:01,629 Oh, the school shooting? 72 00:03:01,630 --> 00:03:03,629 Yes! The school shooting! 73 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:05,629 Oh, yeah. Some kid shot up the school. 74 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:08,629 Who shot up the schoo... - Was it you? 75 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:09,629 No. 76 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:10,629 Did you get shot? 77 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:11,629 No. 78 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:12,629 Oh. 79 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:15,629 Well, what's this about failing a math quiz? 80 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:18,629 Are you serious?! 81 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:20,629 Did you not hear what your child said?! 82 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:23,629 Kids died at his school! 83 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:25,629 I'm sorry, Sharon. I... 84 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:28,629 Why are you all acting like this is normal? 85 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:33,629 What is wrong with you people? 86 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,630 What's up mom's ass? 87 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:39,629 Hey, Sharon. You doing okay? 88 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:41,629 No, I'm not okay! 89 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:42,629 Children were shot! 90 00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:44,629 They were killed at a school 91 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:48,629 where they were supposed to be safe! 92 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:50,629 Uh-huh, and... what else is going on? 93 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,719 Why does there need to be anything else?! 94 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,629 Are you kidding me?! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sharon. 95 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:57,629 Why isn't anyone else emotional?! 96 00:03:57,630 --> 00:04:00,629 Hon, uh... 97 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:02,629 when was your last... 98 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:04,629 I mean, you know how sometimes 99 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:06,629 Things can seem like a little bigger deal 100 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:08,629 'cause, you know, your... down there? 101 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:11,629 Don't you dare suggest that I'm only emotional 102 00:04:11,630 --> 00:04:13,629 because it's... I'm... I'm just... I'm just 103 00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:15,629 Pointing out that it is around that time. 104 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:18,629 Get out, Randy! I'm not overreacting! 105 00:04:18,630 --> 00:04:20,630 Okay. Okay. Love you, honey. I'll leave you alone. 106 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,629 Whelp, another three days of this, probably. 107 00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:28,629 I understand that there have been 108 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:30,629 some problems here at the school lately. 109 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:33,629 A lot of students are experiencing anxiety, 110 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:36,629 and Eric Cartman just wanted to be able to voice his concerns. 111 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:37,629 Go ahead, Eric. 112 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,259 Token. 113 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:41,629 There are some terrible things that I realize 114 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:43,629 you might have heard from the other kids here at school. 115 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:46,629 There are some rumors that have been going around about me 116 00:04:46,630 --> 00:04:48,629 that... that I thought 117 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:51,629 "Black Panther" was a terrible movie. 118 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:54,629 There's rumors that I said it was a structural mess, 119 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:56,629 you know, that the rhinos were really stupid. 120 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,629 I want to assure you 121 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,629 that I never said anything like that. 122 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,629 I loved "Black Panther." 123 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:03,629 So if, you know, you feel like there's a need to come after me 124 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,629 to get back at me, 125 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:07,629 I just need you to know that people are lying 126 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:09,629 because I liked "Black Panther" just as much as you did. 127 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:11,630 I am not a racist. 128 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:15,629 I actually never saw "Black Panther." 129 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:17,629 Say what, girlfrriend?! 130 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:18,629 Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?! 131 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:21,629 Come on, Rog! You never saw "Black Panther?" 132 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:22,629 No, I didn't see it. 133 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:24,630 But I thought all of you saw it. 134 00:05:27,630 --> 00:05:28,630 I got this one. 135 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,629 All right, everyone, get down! 136 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:33,629 Everybody, get the down! 137 00:05:33,630 --> 00:05:35,629 Token, let's be honest with each other, okay? 138 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:36,629 Why else would you manipulate my test grades? 139 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:39,629 How exactly did Token manipulate your grades, Eric? 140 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:40,629 There was a test. 141 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:42,629 I should have got an "A" on it, 142 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:44,629 but Token did things to make me fail, and it's not fair. 143 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:46,629 M'kay! M'kay! Who's shootin' up the school? 144 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:48,629 Is that true, Token? 145 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:50,629 Did you do something to make Eric fail a test? 146 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:52,629 I didn't make him fail, no. 147 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:53,629 You didn't make me fail the test, 148 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:55,629 and you didn't see "Black Panther." Right. 149 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:57,629 I mean... I mean, this is ridiculous. 150 00:05:57,630 --> 00:05:59,629 Over this way! Into the cafeteria! 151 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:02,630 Right over there, m'kay? No, you shot the wrong one! 152 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,629 Thanks for coming, everybody. 153 00:06:06,630 --> 00:06:07,629 I'm sure you all heard 154 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:10,629 there was yet another school shooting today. 155 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:13,629 We have to figure out what we're going to do as parents 156 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:16,629 because this whole thing is out of control. 157 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:18,629 We have to ask ourselves 158 00:06:18,630 --> 00:06:22,630 why this is happening and do something now! 159 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:25,629 Well, you know, Sharon, 160 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:27,629 I think it is a complex issue, you know. 161 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:31,629 It's... It's not really as simple as just... 162 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:34,629 What I'm saying is that... That with issues like this, 163 00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:37,629 sometimes you have to be kind of... crazy? 164 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:40,629 What are you talking about?! 165 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:43,629 Do you understand that our children are being murdered? 166 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:44,629 Red. 167 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:47,629 How much closer to home can this all hit? 168 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:49,629 It was at our children's school! 169 00:06:49,630 --> 00:06:52,630 Crazy time. Crazy red time. 170 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:56,629 I agree with my wife. 171 00:06:56,630 --> 00:07:00,629 Well, there certainly are things that need changing. 172 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:03,629 Just yesterday, I was at the park with my son Craig, 173 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:06,629 and have you seen the state of the playground equipment? 174 00:07:06,630 --> 00:07:08,629 Not only does it seem unsafe, 175 00:07:08,630 --> 00:07:10,629 but it's become quite an eyesore. 176 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,629 The whole park could use an upgrade, if you ask me. 177 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:14,629 It's become a camp-out for the homeless. 178 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:16,629 Are you joking?! 179 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,629 You're gonna take one second 180 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:21,629 to compare child murder to park upgrades?! 181 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:24,629 What is wrong with everybody?! 182 00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:26,630 You've all gone crazy! 183 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:32,630 Anybody need a drink? 184 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:46,629 Butters. 185 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:47,629 Waah! 186 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:49,629 Oh! Oh, hey, Eric! 187 00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:50,629 Butters, I need help. 188 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:52,629 My mom said if I flunk another math test, 189 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,629 she's gonna ground me from playing "Fortnite." 190 00:07:54,630 --> 00:07:56,629 Oh, geez. You want me to help you study? 191 00:07:56,630 --> 00:07:57,629 No, dumb-ass. 192 00:07:57,630 --> 00:07:58,629 I need to get some dirt on Token 193 00:07:58,630 --> 00:07:59,629 so he stops punishing me 194 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:01,629 for what I supposedly said about "Black Panther." 195 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:02,629 Ooh. "Black Panther"? 196 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:03,629 Well, that was a great movie! 197 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:04,629 No, it wasn't. But now, listen. 198 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:05,629 There's got to be something 199 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:07,629 Token wouldn't want people to know, 200 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:08,629 something I can use as leverage. 201 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:09,629 Well, what do you want me to do? 202 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:11,629 I got hall monitor duty. 203 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:12,629 Just ask around. 204 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:14,629 If you find any dirt on Token, give me a call. 205 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:16,629 Okay, Eric. 206 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,629 This world is full of two types of people... 207 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:20,759 The ones who are honest, 208 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,629 and the ones who don't play by the rules. 209 00:08:22,630 --> 00:08:24,629 Token's got everyone believing 210 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,629 he's the one African American in the entire country 211 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:28,629 who didn't see "Black Panther." 212 00:08:28,630 --> 00:08:29,707 What else is he lying about? 213 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:43,629 It just gets so hard, you know? 214 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:44,629 Everything's going fine, 215 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:47,629 and then at a certain time of the month, 216 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:49,629 I have to start walking on eggshells. 217 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,629 It's all right, Randy. 218 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,629 It's just... It's just once, 219 00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:55,629 I'd like her to acknowledge it, you know? 220 00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:57,629 Just once say, "You know, maybe I was 221 00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:59,629 overreacting a little bit 'cause of my hormones." 222 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:02,629 Randy, they just announced on the news 223 00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:05,629 there's been another school shooting in Jefferson County! 224 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,629 Okay, Sharon. Cool. 225 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,629 What is cool about that?! 226 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:12,629 N-Nothing. I love you, sweetheart. 227 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:15,629 God! 228 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:16,629 I don't know. 229 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:18,629 I don't know how much more of this I can take. 230 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:20,629 It's like I turn on the TV 231 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:23,629 and dread they'll say something about a school shooting 232 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:24,679 because it's gonna set my wife off. 233 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:27,629 Well, Randy, have you stopped to think 234 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:30,629 that maybe this problem is bigger than Sharon's period? 235 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:33,629 What... What do you mean? 236 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:37,629 I mean that maybe what's going on really is a big deal. 237 00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:38,629 What if this is actually... 238 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:41,629 menopause? 239 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,629 Menopause? 240 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:45,630 I don't even know what that is. 241 00:09:58,270 --> 00:10:00,269 Well, you see, Mr. Marsh, when the woman's ovaries 242 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:04,269 actually stop producing eggs, it's a significant change. 243 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,269 It's this ending 244 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:07,269 of the the menstrual cycle in a woman's life 245 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:09,269 that we call menopause. 246 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:10,269 Uh-huh. 247 00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:13,269 But if a woman isn't having periods anymore, 248 00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:15,269 then why would she still overreact and be bitchy? 249 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:17,269 Well, actually, menopause is one of the most 250 00:10:17,270 --> 00:10:20,269 severely hormonal times a woman ever goes through. 251 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:22,269 It's good you sought the advice of a medical professional 252 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:24,269 because the changes in your wife's body 253 00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:28,269 are going to be confusing and at times hard to cope with. 254 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:30,269 Well, wait. You're saying this could actually get worse? 255 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:31,269 I'm afraid so. 256 00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:34,269 Ah, no. Dead ones go in the other truck. 257 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:35,269 You see, Mr. Marsh, 258 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:38,269 menopause is almost like a super period, 259 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,269 and it's been known to last... 260 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:42,269 for up to two years. 261 00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:44,270 Oh, my God. 262 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,269 Nichole, can I talk to you? 263 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:49,269 'Bout what? 264 00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:52,269 Word on the street is you and Token are back together. 265 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:53,269 We're trying. 266 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:55,269 Just talking a lot and seeing if we can work things out. 267 00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:57,269 Why did you break up with him? What did he do to you? 268 00:10:57,270 --> 00:11:00,269 That's... really none of your business. 269 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:02,269 He didn't take you to see "Black Panther" with him, did he? 270 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,269 That must have really stung. 271 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,269 I don't know what you're talking about. 272 00:11:05,270 --> 00:11:06,269 Oh, no? 273 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:08,269 When you guys talk about how sweet "Black Panther" was, 274 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:09,269 what's he say? 275 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,980 We've never talked about it. Right. 276 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,269 You two guys just hang out and talk, 277 00:11:12,270 --> 00:11:13,269 and "Black Panther" never comes up. 278 00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:15,269 Why are you covering for Token? What's he have on you? 279 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,269 I gotta get to class. 280 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:20,269 $1.3 billion domestic box office. 281 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:21,269 A milestone for African Americans. 282 00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:23,269 And I'm supposed to believe 283 00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:24,269 that Token and his little sex kitten 284 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:26,270 never even talked about it. 285 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:31,269 The all school test is in less than 72 hours. 286 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:32,269 Unless I find a connection, 287 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,270 I'll be grounded from "Fortnite" for weeks. 288 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:38,270 Hello, Mom and Dad. 289 00:11:41,270 --> 00:11:42,940 I keep thinking, 290 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,269 when will be the time that I get the call? 291 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:46,269 You know? 292 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,269 When will I answer the phone and find out 293 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:53,269 my son, my daughter were killed at school? 294 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,269 Mm-hmm. 295 00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:56,269 Yeah, I see. 296 00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:58,269 I live in constant fear that I won't be there 297 00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:01,270 to protect my children when something happens to them. 298 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,269 Well, Sharon, have you maybe considered 299 00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:07,269 that your feelings are partly due to... 300 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,269 handkerchief balls? 301 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,269 What? 302 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:14,270 Handkerchief balls. Handkerchief out the balls. 303 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:19,269 Red handkerchief. No... No more handkerchief. 304 00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:20,269 No more... No more red. 305 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:21,270 Zero. Empty. 306 00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:23,269 Old lady. - What I'm saying 307 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:26,269 is that I'm so overwhelmed that I... 308 00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:28,270 Old lady, where's my dick? Where's my dick? 309 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,269 What the hell are you talking about?! 310 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:33,269 I don't understand! 311 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:35,360 God damn it! 312 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:38,269 Stop acting like there's something wrong with me. 313 00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:42,269 Something's wrong with you, all of you! 314 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:45,270 Try having some goddamn compassion! 315 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:49,269 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 316 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:52,269 You know, my other favorite part was when Black Panther 317 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,269 had those dreams about his dead father. 318 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:55,269 I mean the dad, the tribal leader, 319 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:57,269 speaking to the new king about being a good leader. 320 00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:58,269 I've never seen a movie do that before, 321 00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:59,269 except for "Lion King" of course, 322 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:01,269 but "Black Panther" was so original. 323 00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:03,269 We enjoyed it, yes. 324 00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:05,269 So, uh, what was Token's 325 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:07,269 favorite part of "Black Panther"? 326 00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:08,269 Token? Yeah. 327 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,269 You must have all had some deep family talks about it. 328 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:11,269 What does Token say about it 329 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,269 on "Black Panther" family discussion night? 330 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,269 - Get out of my house. - Token. 331 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,269 Come on. Get out. 332 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:17,269 Sure thing. 333 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,269 You know, we were just talking about how your family 334 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:20,270 did see "Black Panther." 335 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,269 Oh, no, not the family. 336 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:24,269 Token's mom and I saw it on date night. 337 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,269 We're gonna watch it again with Token, though. 338 00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:29,270 We don't let him watch it alone because it's PG-13. 339 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:34,269 Well, I guess there's nothing more to it, then. 340 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:36,270 Nice talking to you folks. 341 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:41,269 You know, just one last thing. 342 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:44,269 If you ever found out your son saw a PG-13 movie without you, 343 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:47,269 you'd probably be pretty pissed off. 344 00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:49,269 Well, Token wouldn't do that. 345 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:51,780 No. No, he'd have no reason to falsely claim 346 00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:54,270 he's the only one who hasn't seen "Black Panther." 347 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:56,270 I'll see you at school. 348 00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,269 Sharon! Sharon, you have to come quick! 349 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:06,269 What is it? There's another shooting 350 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,269 happening at the school right now! 351 00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:09,269 It just started. 352 00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:12,270 Maybe we can make it in time! - Oh, my God! 353 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:18,269 Come on! We have to hurry! 354 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,269 No, Sharon, you go ahead first! 355 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:22,270 Why? You just... You should go! 356 00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:38,269 What the is going on? 357 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:43,269 ♪ Where do I begin 358 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:46,280 ♪ To tell the story of how great a love can be? ♪ 359 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:48,269 Surprise, Sharon. 360 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:52,270 ♪ The sweet love story that is older than the sea ♪ 361 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,270 Oh, hey, man. 362 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:01,269 The big math quiz is about to start. 363 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:03,269 You gonna let me cheat off you? 364 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,269 Nope. 365 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,269 You saw "Black Panther" without your parents' permission. 366 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:08,269 I typed up all my findings, Token. 367 00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,886 I made 10 copies and put them in envelopes. 368 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,269 If I don't pass this math quiz, the envelopes are all set 369 00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,269 to be sent to 10 different news organizations. 370 00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:16,269 You did all of that instead of actually studying for the test? 371 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:19,269 So, what's it gonna be, Token? 372 00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,269 You can be mad I didn't like "Black Panther," 373 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:22,269 but you can't take it out on me anymore. 374 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:24,269 I didn't see "Black Panther." 375 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:29,269 Then I guess your parents won't be mad when they read my report. 376 00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:31,269 In poker, they call it a bluff. 377 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,269 I know that right now, Token's shitting his pants. 378 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:37,270 All I need to do now is wait for the poop to stink. 379 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:44,059 ♪ She fills my heart with very special things ♪ 380 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:48,060 ♪ With angel songs, with wild imaginings ♪ 381 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,089 Token, we are running out of time. 382 00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:53,089 If you don't let me cheat off of you, 383 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,089 I'm going to tell your parents that you saw "Black Panther" 384 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,089 in the theater without them. 385 00:15:55,090 --> 00:15:56,633 I didn't see "Black Panther" in the theater! 386 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,139 Of course you did, Token! 387 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:00,230 That's why me ripping on it pissed you off so much! 388 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,239 I swear on my mother's life. 389 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,240 I don't care what you said about "Black Panther." 390 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,239 Goodbye. 391 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,239 But, Token, I don't understand! 392 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,239 If you didn't see it and you really don't care 393 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,239 that I ripped on "Black Panther," 394 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,239 then why won't you let me cheat... 395 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,239 Oh, my God. 396 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:21,239 You don't care what I said because you did see it... 397 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,240 and you... didn't like it either. 398 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,239 That's what this is all about, isn't it? 399 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,239 You hate yourself for seeing through the mirage like I did, 400 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,239 And that's why you wouldn't let me cheat off you! 401 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,239 Well, I didn't write "Black Panther," Token! 402 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,239 It isn't my fault it sucked! 403 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,239 Why go after me? 404 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,239 But now, it's over. 405 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,239 Don't worry. 406 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,239 They're not gonna know you didn't like "Black Panther," 407 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:48,239 so long as you never make me fail another math test. 408 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,740 Well, we're probably both gonna fail now 409 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,239 because fourth period already started. 410 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,240 What? No! 411 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:54,240 We have to take that test, Token! 412 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:57,240 Come on! We can still get to class on time! 413 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,240 Oh, great. Come on! We can do this! 414 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,240 Billy! Give me your lunchbox! 415 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,239 Butters! 416 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,239 It's the entire glee club this time! 417 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,239 Butters, I have to get to class! 418 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,239 The math quiz is starting! 419 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,239 Oh, crap! The math quiz? 420 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,239 It's already fourth period? 421 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,239 I can't flunk this math quiz, Butters! 422 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,239 Cover me! Well, okay! 423 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,239 Waaaaargh! 424 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,240 Wargggggghgghghh! 425 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,239 ♪ How long does it last? 426 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:34,240 ♪ Can love be measured by the hours in a day? ♪ 427 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,240 Keeeeeewl! 428 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,239 You did everything you could, Mr. Marsh. 429 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,239 If your wife can't realize the truth and appreciate you, 430 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,239 maybe she never will. 431 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,240 Realize what? 432 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:54,239 What have you been telling everybody, Randy? 433 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,239 Randy was just trying to make you feel loved 434 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,573 while you're going through menopause. 435 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,239 Menopause?! 436 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,239 I'm not going through menopause! 437 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,239 How do you know? 438 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:08,240 I just got my period this morning! 439 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,239 You... You got your period? 440 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,239 Yes! 441 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,239 You just got your period this morning. 442 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,239 Yes! 443 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:20,239 So, the past few days, maybe you have been 444 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,239 - just a little... - No! 445 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,239 No! Nothing! 446 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,239 Don't you guys see what's happened here?! 447 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,239 I want you to be angry! 448 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:33,239 Every day, we hear about another school shooting! 449 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,239 It used to be a big deal! 450 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,239 I want it to be a big deal again. 451 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,239 I mean, Harriet, you came to my house 452 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,239 and said there was a school shooting 453 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,239 to trick me into going with you! 454 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,239 I was just trying to be a part of the big surprise, Sharon. 455 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,239 That's what I'm talking about! 456 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,239 That's crazy, Harriet! 457 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,239 I want you all to be shocked! 458 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,239 I want you all to be sad! 459 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,239 You want everyone to be sad? 460 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,239 Well... 461 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,580 Sharon, if you wanted to make me sad, congratulations. 462 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,240 You did a great job. 463 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:11,239 Yeah, let's go somewhere without so much negativity. 464 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,239 Aw, guys, she didn't mean it. 465 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,240 She just... Give her a... 466 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,239 The quiz is multiple choice, but be sure to show all your work. 467 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,239 You'll have 20 minutes to complete your answers. 468 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,240 All right. Your time starts now. 469 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,239 Everybody has dirty laundry. 470 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,239 All it takes to find it is getting a little dirty yourself. 471 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,240 The only question now is, 472 00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:49,239 how many other Tokens are out there? 473 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,239 How many others are afraid to say 474 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,239 that "Black Panther" wasn't all that sweet 475 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,239 because of the damage it could do to them? 476 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,239 What do you mean? 477 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,239 I mean, in a school of 200 students, 478 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,239 there's already two who are covering up the truth. 479 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,239 All Token is doing by letting you cheat off him 480 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,240 is keeping the whole thing quiet even longer. 481 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,239 There are others out there... 482 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,240 and even if it means failing, I'm their only damn hope. 483 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,239 Randy? 484 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,239 We need to talk. 485 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,239 Sure, honey. 486 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,239 There's been too much pain and suffering, 487 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,239 and it has to stop. 488 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,239 I know, sweetheart. I know. 489 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,239 What I'm trying to say is... 490 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,239 I've been very emotional lately, 491 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,239 and maybe... 492 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,240 Maybe I do overreact sometimes. 493 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,239 Waaaah? 494 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,239 Maybe I need to realize that my emotions can be hormonal 495 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,700 and not just take things out on you. 496 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,239 Aaaah? Aaaaah? 497 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,239 Randy... 498 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,239 I'm... sorry. 499 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,239 Aaaah. 500 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,239 Aaaaaah. 501 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,239 Thank you, Sharon. 502 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,240 I don't know what it's like to have periods, 503 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,240 but I'll try to be more understanding from now on. 504 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,239 Sorry. Sorry. One second. 505 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,239 Hello? 506 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,239 Yes. 507 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,239 What? 508 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,239 When? 509 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,240 Oh, my God. Yes. Yes. Yes. 510 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:19,240 Okay. Okay. 511 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,239 What is it? 512 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,239 There's been another school shooting. 513 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,239 Stan's been shot. 514 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,240 Should we get down there? 515 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,240 It's not the end of the world. 516 00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:35,939 Aaaah. 517 00:21:35,941 --> 00:21:39,240 I love you, Sharon.37609

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