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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,049 --> 00:00:02,755 No, absolutely not. 2 00:00:02,757 --> 00:00:04,832 We're not gonna be showing you a recap of last week 3 00:00:04,835 --> 00:00:09,172 because you were too busy. Get the hell out of here. 4 00:00:09,174 --> 00:00:11,130 All right, all right, stop your whining. 5 00:00:11,132 --> 00:00:12,672 Fine, here you go. 6 00:00:12,674 --> 00:00:14,640 If you have a vagina, you're safe. 7 00:00:14,645 --> 00:00:16,162 - Vagina Safe Zone. - But... 8 00:00:16,164 --> 00:00:19,507 There's no way we are still on that rapiest bar list. 9 00:00:20,423 --> 00:00:22,005 Who the hell starts a new school 10 00:00:22,007 --> 00:00:24,005 with three weeks left in the school year? 11 00:00:24,007 --> 00:00:26,755 Fucking Satchel Boy. 12 00:00:26,757 --> 00:00:28,796 All right, well, you guys just relax. 13 00:00:28,799 --> 00:00:30,062 Just die naturally. 14 00:00:30,065 --> 00:00:33,837 I know of no finer candidate for West Point 15 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,789 than Carl Gallagher. 16 00:00:35,792 --> 00:00:37,130 Damn right, you don't. 17 00:00:37,132 --> 00:00:39,838 - Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 18 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,255 So you're a lesbian? 19 00:00:41,257 --> 00:00:42,880 Yeah, I am. 20 00:00:42,882 --> 00:00:44,964 - I can't do this again. - Do what? 21 00:00:44,966 --> 00:00:46,512 Falling in love with a straight girl. 22 00:00:46,515 --> 00:00:47,797 It's too painful. 23 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:48,867 Just go. 24 00:00:50,007 --> 00:00:51,380 What is this? 25 00:00:51,382 --> 00:00:53,214 Kids are working up a few ideas 26 00:00:53,216 --> 00:00:54,880 for if you do wind up in prison. 27 00:00:54,882 --> 00:00:57,089 Gay Jesus kids don't want me to cop a plea. 28 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,320 Want me to take it to trial, 29 00:00:58,323 --> 00:01:00,289 get as much publicity for the cause as I can. 30 00:01:00,292 --> 00:01:01,713 Yeah, and what's your lawyer say? 31 00:01:01,715 --> 00:01:04,130 Could be looking at 10 to 15 if I don't take a deal. 32 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,630 Holy shit, Mo. 33 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,348 - You won. - Mo White... 34 00:01:07,351 --> 00:01:08,895 You're a congressman again. 35 00:01:11,507 --> 00:01:13,630 My sister says you have my kid. 36 00:01:13,632 --> 00:01:15,630 Xan. I want her back. 37 00:01:15,632 --> 00:01:17,239 Do you want to stay with me here? 38 00:01:17,242 --> 00:01:19,047 Yeah, that'd be good. 39 00:01:19,049 --> 00:01:20,713 Mom? 40 00:01:20,715 --> 00:01:22,878 I knew you'd come back for me! 41 00:01:34,013 --> 00:01:38,737 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 42 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:45,663 How do you listen to this crap? 43 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,621 This is indie folk country. 44 00:02:47,623 --> 00:02:49,705 It's like if a bad hipster band 45 00:02:49,707 --> 00:02:52,156 smacked into a truck of cows. 46 00:02:52,159 --> 00:02:53,496 Well, switch it if you want. 47 00:02:58,999 --> 00:03:00,955 Isn't your code your birthday? 48 00:03:00,957 --> 00:03:03,496 Put it in the American way or the right way? 49 00:03:10,207 --> 00:03:12,955 There. Irish, even. 50 00:03:12,957 --> 00:03:14,788 Little on the nose. 51 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:16,372 What, like your accent? 52 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,421 You know, U2 is the band 53 00:03:19,424 --> 00:03:21,580 most made love to in all of Ireland. 54 00:03:21,582 --> 00:03:22,955 Oh, well, 55 00:03:22,957 --> 00:03:24,835 you're in America now, bitch. 56 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,968 Need a lift to Patsy's? 57 00:03:27,971 --> 00:03:29,507 No, driving myself. 58 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,746 I gotta take Ian to a meeting with his lawyer. 59 00:03:31,748 --> 00:03:33,164 His plea hearing is tomorrow. 60 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:34,830 He can't make his own way? 61 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:37,122 To his lawyer or in life? 62 00:03:37,124 --> 00:03:38,038 Both. 63 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,034 No. 64 00:03:39,037 --> 00:03:41,371 Grab you from Patsy's at 2:45, then. 65 00:03:41,374 --> 00:03:43,323 For what? 66 00:03:43,326 --> 00:03:44,700 The Hadid exhibition. 67 00:03:44,703 --> 00:03:47,080 - The Ha-what? - Zaha Hadid. 68 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:49,455 First female architect to win the Pritzker Prize. 69 00:03:49,457 --> 00:03:51,372 Blueprints haven't been public until now? 70 00:03:51,374 --> 00:03:52,695 Oh, shit, is that today? 71 00:03:52,698 --> 00:03:53,877 You fucking with me? 72 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,688 You've been talking about it nonstop for six months. 73 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:57,656 Yeah, I'm fucking with you. I'll meet you there. 74 00:03:57,659 --> 00:03:58,854 Tickets are for 3:30. 75 00:03:58,857 --> 00:04:00,372 If you're late, they won't let us in. 76 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,705 And where is it? 77 00:04:02,957 --> 00:04:04,621 The Art Institute. 78 00:04:04,623 --> 00:04:07,372 That's in Canada, right? 79 00:04:07,374 --> 00:04:08,455 See you at 4:30. 80 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:09,496 3:30. 81 00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:10,705 Fucking with you. 82 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,372 What are you doing, Debs? 83 00:04:17,374 --> 00:04:19,362 Sanding a circle around my dip canister 84 00:04:19,365 --> 00:04:20,830 so I don't look like a poser. 85 00:04:20,832 --> 00:04:22,580 You are a poser. 86 00:04:22,582 --> 00:04:25,187 Jesus, how many more dogs are down there, Carl? 87 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:26,538 Just Rocco and Bernice, 88 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:28,957 and she'll be dead by the end of the week. 89 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:35,159 Does anyone know what cocktail attire is? 90 00:04:35,162 --> 00:04:36,541 It's a little early for cocktails, 91 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:37,597 even for a Gallagher. 92 00:04:37,599 --> 00:04:39,027 It's a West Point mixer this afternoon. 93 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,745 Says I need cocktail attire. 94 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,454 Says it's a suit. 95 00:04:42,457 --> 00:04:43,616 Who goes to drink in a suit? 96 00:04:43,619 --> 00:04:45,745 Ah, fuck, Fiona's almost here. 97 00:04:45,748 --> 00:04:46,854 What now? 98 00:04:46,857 --> 00:04:48,080 She wants to take me to my meeting. 99 00:04:48,082 --> 00:04:49,498 - Don't do it! - Bad idea. 100 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,289 She thinks I should take an insanity plea. 101 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,284 Insanity? 102 00:04:52,287 --> 00:04:54,204 Yeah, bipolar. Off my meds. 103 00:04:54,207 --> 00:04:55,955 How long would you get for that? 104 00:04:55,957 --> 00:04:58,496 Lawyer thinks two years, plus probation. 105 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:00,080 What are your other options? 106 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:02,538 Well, I could plead guilty, get a reduced sentence, 107 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,663 five to ten years, 108 00:05:03,665 --> 00:05:05,424 or I could plead innocent... 109 00:05:05,427 --> 00:05:07,663 Well, what about that video of you blowing up the van? 110 00:05:07,665 --> 00:05:09,913 ...and they'll find me guilty, so I get 10 to 20. 111 00:05:11,332 --> 00:05:12,538 Hi. 112 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,205 Hey. 113 00:05:14,207 --> 00:05:16,448 Oh, what smells like dead dog? 114 00:05:16,451 --> 00:05:17,574 It's dead dog. 115 00:05:17,577 --> 00:05:18,695 I'm taking care of it. 116 00:05:18,698 --> 00:05:20,330 You ready? 117 00:05:20,332 --> 00:05:22,164 I told you, I don't need a ride. 118 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:25,038 Oh, I'm taking Liam to school, so it's on my way. 119 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,705 - Anybody else? - I'm good. 120 00:05:26,707 --> 00:05:27,913 I'm headed to Patsy's, 121 00:05:27,915 --> 00:05:29,496 trying to make things work with Alex. 122 00:05:29,498 --> 00:05:30,496 Who's Alex? 123 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,213 My girlfriend. 124 00:05:32,216 --> 00:05:33,541 Your girlfriend? 125 00:05:33,544 --> 00:05:34,663 You gay now? 126 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:36,372 - Yes. - No. 127 00:05:36,374 --> 00:05:37,682 Okay. 128 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,704 You two, let's go. Someone should wash 129 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,247 a dish around here once in a while. 130 00:05:41,249 --> 00:05:43,291 Hey, buddy, have a good day. 131 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:49,913 All right, well, ease up, you drunks. Ladies first. 132 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,063 Can I have a beer, V? 133 00:05:51,065 --> 00:05:53,207 Can I take off my coat first? 134 00:05:56,748 --> 00:05:59,374 Hands off, Tommy! 135 00:06:01,441 --> 00:06:03,064 Frank? 136 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:04,481 Hey! 137 00:06:04,484 --> 00:06:06,193 Did you sleep here again? 138 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:10,498 I-I drank a bit too. 139 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,088 Two bucks? 140 00:06:14,091 --> 00:06:15,851 You drank two bucks' worth of booze? 141 00:06:15,854 --> 00:06:17,372 No, that's all that's left 142 00:06:17,374 --> 00:06:19,582 from the Mo White campaign fund. 143 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,040 You Kevin Ball? 144 00:06:23,957 --> 00:06:25,913 You a health inspector? 145 00:06:25,915 --> 00:06:27,831 Uh, no. 146 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,299 Jehovah's Witness? 147 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,737 - No. - IRS? 148 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:33,038 No. 149 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,038 Then yes, I'm Kevin Ball. 150 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,830 Uh, Alison de Marco, 151 00:06:36,832 --> 00:06:39,526 from the Women's Equality and Empowerment March. 152 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:40,902 We're very impressed with what 153 00:06:40,905 --> 00:06:42,746 you've been doing with Vagina Safe. 154 00:06:42,748 --> 00:06:44,830 We're looking to add a few men to our list of march speakers, 155 00:06:44,832 --> 00:06:47,372 and as head of the Vagina Safe initiative, 156 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:49,040 you're at the top of our list. 157 00:06:54,768 --> 00:06:57,122 That dentist who bought your bike... 158 00:06:57,124 --> 00:06:59,414 Check didn't bounce, did it? 159 00:06:59,416 --> 00:07:00,830 No. Why? 160 00:07:00,832 --> 00:07:02,502 He totaled it already. 161 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,537 Had to strip it for parts. 162 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:05,745 Lip! 163 00:07:05,748 --> 00:07:07,163 A little help? 164 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:08,705 What is it with these rich assholes 165 00:07:08,707 --> 00:07:09,971 who can't ride bikes? 166 00:07:09,974 --> 00:07:11,320 Ah! Whoa! 167 00:07:11,323 --> 00:07:12,913 Jesus, Toby. 168 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,957 My bad, man. 169 00:07:17,082 --> 00:07:18,830 Price of victory, dude. 170 00:07:18,832 --> 00:07:20,330 Victory in what? 171 00:07:20,332 --> 00:07:21,830 I do a little street racing. 172 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:24,705 Slid across the finish line on my ass, but I won. 173 00:07:24,707 --> 00:07:26,496 Think you can fix it? 174 00:07:26,498 --> 00:07:28,580 Yeah. It's gonna take a while, though. 175 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,414 No worries. I got a few backup bikes. 176 00:07:33,374 --> 00:07:35,955 What the hell? 177 00:07:42,707 --> 00:07:44,582 That's gonna take a while. 178 00:07:45,901 --> 00:07:48,455 Guess we go home. 179 00:07:48,457 --> 00:07:50,997 Yo. Come out to a race sometime. 180 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:52,937 Never know where they are until the hour before. 181 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,034 I'll text you. All right. 182 00:08:02,471 --> 00:08:04,621 Mo White. 183 00:08:04,623 --> 00:08:08,582 More like "Mo lily-livered asshole." 184 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,893 Wouldn't take me to Washington. 185 00:08:11,896 --> 00:08:15,495 Says I'm a political liability. 186 00:08:15,498 --> 00:08:18,371 So I-I misappropriated 187 00:08:18,374 --> 00:08:20,330 some campaign funds. 188 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:24,565 He's a child molester, for fuck's sake. 189 00:08:24,568 --> 00:08:25,690 Frank. 190 00:08:25,693 --> 00:08:28,041 - I'm gonna start a recall. - Frank. 191 00:08:28,044 --> 00:08:30,413 I put him in there. I can take him out. 192 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,777 Frank! Your piss is brown. 193 00:08:34,173 --> 00:08:35,885 Oh. 194 00:08:35,888 --> 00:08:37,803 Yeah. 195 00:08:37,806 --> 00:08:39,806 That is brown. 196 00:08:42,345 --> 00:08:45,470 For fuck's sake! Damn it. 197 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,166 Frank? 198 00:08:50,957 --> 00:08:53,135 Uh, Kev? 199 00:08:57,457 --> 00:09:00,663 Fuck you, necktie piece of shit. 200 00:09:19,082 --> 00:09:20,955 Hey. You headed to the West Point thing? 201 00:09:20,957 --> 00:09:22,372 Uh, yeah. What are you doing home? 202 00:09:22,374 --> 00:09:24,872 Uh, there's a power outage at work. 203 00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:26,038 - You okay? - Yeah. 204 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,401 And Xan? 205 00:09:27,404 --> 00:09:28,746 Yeah. 206 00:09:28,748 --> 00:09:30,416 Is that Liam's clip-on? 207 00:09:31,497 --> 00:09:34,495 There you go. 208 00:09:34,498 --> 00:09:37,122 And... 209 00:09:37,124 --> 00:09:39,746 - bam, you look good. - All right? 210 00:09:39,748 --> 00:09:42,913 Yo, I could stay back and hang out if you want. 211 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:46,788 No, no, I got a list of things I wanted to do, 212 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:48,164 but, uh... go get yourself 213 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:49,329 a spot at West Point, all right? 214 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:51,082 Okay. All right. 215 00:09:58,644 --> 00:10:00,352 Hey, anybody home? 216 00:10:01,748 --> 00:10:03,291 Cool. 217 00:10:08,707 --> 00:10:12,496 Um, you didn't have to order all this food. 218 00:10:12,498 --> 00:10:13,807 I wanted to. 219 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:15,620 I'm not ready to give up on us just yet. 220 00:10:15,623 --> 00:10:17,104 I know I may be a new lesbian, 221 00:10:17,107 --> 00:10:18,580 but I think I can be pretty good at it. 222 00:10:18,582 --> 00:10:21,997 Sorry, you sound like Jasmine. 223 00:10:21,999 --> 00:10:22,997 Who's that? 224 00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:24,499 My second grade girlfriend, 225 00:10:24,502 --> 00:10:27,955 until I found out she was playing doctor 226 00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:30,120 with Ricardo Jimenez at naptime. 227 00:10:30,123 --> 00:10:33,164 - What a bitch. - Mm-hmm. 228 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,705 Not as bad as Shawnte Watson, though. 229 00:10:34,707 --> 00:10:36,455 She would only closed-mouth kiss me 230 00:10:36,457 --> 00:10:38,289 while she would tongue-kiss boys behind my back. 231 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:40,330 Damn. Third grade girlfriend? 232 00:10:40,332 --> 00:10:42,122 Second grade still. 233 00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:44,351 No, third grade was, uh, Ronnie Carson. 234 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:47,062 She would, uh, tell her mom 235 00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:49,289 we were getting married. 236 00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:51,455 Your body is rejecting your liver. 237 00:10:51,457 --> 00:10:53,372 I've been taking my medication. 238 00:10:53,374 --> 00:10:55,273 You've been on AssimiPro since your transplant. 239 00:10:55,276 --> 00:10:56,432 After about five years, 240 00:10:56,435 --> 00:10:58,289 it can tend to lose its efficacy. 241 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,788 I'm going to switch you to Hepatocycline. 242 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,705 Top of the line, just approved by the FDA. 243 00:11:02,707 --> 00:11:04,705 Pretty much zero side effects. 244 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:07,538 We'll start you on a megadose and an IV right now, 245 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,372 and then we'll send you home with some pills. 246 00:11:09,374 --> 00:11:10,872 How much does that cost? 247 00:11:10,874 --> 00:11:12,705 With insurance, maybe 20 bucks a month. 248 00:11:12,707 --> 00:11:13,625 No insurance. 249 00:11:13,628 --> 00:11:14,960 You don't have insurance? 250 00:11:14,963 --> 00:11:16,580 Correct. 251 00:11:16,582 --> 00:11:18,999 Eh, then you're looking at two grand a month. 252 00:11:19,002 --> 00:11:20,913 - What? A month? - Jesus. 253 00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:23,164 You could do the generic, Hepazone C... 254 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,705 Been around since the '70s. 255 00:11:24,707 --> 00:11:25,776 How much is that? 256 00:11:25,779 --> 00:11:27,371 Around 30 bucks a month. 257 00:11:27,374 --> 00:11:29,882 Great, start me with a megadose of that, 258 00:11:29,885 --> 00:11:32,414 throw in some Vicodin, and my interracial friends 259 00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,124 and myself will be on our way. 260 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,250 I need to go over the side effects with you 261 00:11:36,252 --> 00:11:38,621 before you decide that Hepazone is right for you. 262 00:11:38,623 --> 00:11:41,788 I never met a drug I didn't like, but hit me. 263 00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:43,409 Here we go. 264 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,289 - Sporadic blindness... - Blindness? 265 00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:46,621 ...paralysis of the face... 266 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,538 Wow. 267 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,663 ...skin rashes, 268 00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:50,830 joint pain, hair loss, 269 00:11:50,832 --> 00:11:53,330 gout, insomnia, mouth ulcers, 270 00:11:53,332 --> 00:11:55,705 halitosis, degeneration of the gums, 271 00:11:55,707 --> 00:11:56,997 testicular soreness, 272 00:11:56,999 --> 00:11:59,031 severely heightened emotional sensitivity... 273 00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:01,997 ...and erectile dysfunction. 274 00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:03,372 His willy won't work? 275 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,289 It's possible. 276 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,122 Oh, no worries, Doc. 277 00:12:07,124 --> 00:12:10,247 No way my member won't march. 278 00:12:10,249 --> 00:12:11,832 I'll take the generic. 279 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,249 Right, thanks for the ride. 280 00:12:23,252 --> 00:12:24,502 Sure. 281 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,245 Where you going? 282 00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:33,288 I got a couple minutes before I gotta be at work. 283 00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:35,367 Ha, no way. Absolutely not. 284 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:36,955 I'm not gonna even say anything. 285 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,362 I'm just gonna listen. 286 00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:39,863 Are you kidding me? 287 00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:41,322 He is pleading insanity. 288 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,662 - End of story. - If he admits he's bipolar, 289 00:12:43,665 --> 00:12:46,085 suddenly our entire movement is about mental illness. 290 00:12:46,088 --> 00:12:48,242 So you want him to go to prison for ten years? 291 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,746 He'll get less if he pleads guilty. 292 00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:51,205 - Excuse me. - And even less 293 00:12:51,207 --> 00:12:52,416 if he pleads insanity. 294 00:12:52,419 --> 00:12:54,294 Hey! 295 00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:58,332 Does anyone wanna hear what my lawyer has to say? 296 00:12:59,915 --> 00:13:01,909 Look, I know this judge. 297 00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:03,452 - He understands... - Excuse me. 298 00:13:03,455 --> 00:13:05,163 If you make him plead insanity, 299 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,612 you are putting lives at risk. 300 00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:09,072 Kids all over the world say Ian saved them. 301 00:13:09,075 --> 00:13:10,955 He put his time in. Now you save 'em. 302 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,496 They don't want Gay Mary Magdalene. 303 00:13:12,498 --> 00:13:13,580 They want gay Jesus. 304 00:13:13,582 --> 00:13:14,621 Well, they can't have him. 305 00:13:14,623 --> 00:13:15,872 He belongs to his family. 306 00:13:15,874 --> 00:13:17,205 This is bigger than family. 307 00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:19,621 Nothing is bigger than family, 308 00:13:19,623 --> 00:13:22,609 and if you send my brother to prison for one second 309 00:13:22,612 --> 00:13:24,830 longer than he needs to be there, 310 00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:28,623 I'm gonna torch a van with your pixie ass in it. 311 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,846 Oh, fuck. 312 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,915 What can I get for you? 313 00:15:20,124 --> 00:15:21,621 Um, 314 00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:23,455 let me get a pack of Camels. 315 00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:26,023 Um... you know what? 316 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,651 Let me get a pack of American Spirits too. 317 00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:31,735 Uh, some Marlboros. 318 00:15:31,738 --> 00:15:33,401 Some, uh... some Winstons. 319 00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:35,861 You know, throw some, uh, Dunhills in there 320 00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:38,071 and Pall Malls. 321 00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:40,157 I'm thinking of changing brands. 322 00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:47,413 Thank you. 323 00:15:48,707 --> 00:15:52,122 Are all lesbians that dramatic? 324 00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,289 Where are you going? 325 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:54,997 - Leave me alone, Fiona. - Ian... 326 00:15:54,999 --> 00:15:56,874 Stay out of it! 327 00:16:04,287 --> 00:16:05,786 So I think I'm gonna 328 00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:07,453 start my speech off with a joke. 329 00:16:07,456 --> 00:16:08,997 Needing a man to speak for women, 330 00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:10,034 that's the joke. 331 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,121 Giving us meds that stop working 332 00:16:12,124 --> 00:16:14,226 and then pricing us out of the ones that do, 333 00:16:14,229 --> 00:16:16,206 - that's the joke. - Oh, here we go. 334 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,249 Did you hear that doctor? 335 00:16:17,251 --> 00:16:18,662 She didn't even wanna tell me 336 00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:20,663 about the generic drug. 337 00:16:20,665 --> 00:16:24,120 Well, just like the great slaves of the South... 338 00:16:24,123 --> 00:16:25,663 - Oh, don't do that, man. - All right, Frank, 339 00:16:25,665 --> 00:16:26,788 you need to stop right there. That's enough. 340 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:27,955 ...decades of forced labor 341 00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:29,663 in the fields have left us 342 00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:31,830 - Kunta Kinte strong. - Frank. 343 00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:34,421 Gonna take more than a few side effects 344 00:16:34,424 --> 00:16:36,164 to break our spirits. 345 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,665 Swing low, sweet chariot. 346 00:16:42,457 --> 00:16:44,788 It's time for the field hands 347 00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:46,330 to rise. 348 00:16:46,332 --> 00:16:48,663 - I'm about to fuck you up. - Wait, wait, wait, stop. 349 00:16:48,665 --> 00:16:49,971 What are you doing? 350 00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:52,662 What the fuck are you do... Get your ass out of my face! 351 00:16:52,665 --> 00:16:54,122 Frank! 352 00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:01,746 Nothing. 353 00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:06,330 I got nothing. 354 00:17:14,498 --> 00:17:16,862 I mean, we're high school juniors, 355 00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:19,614 and she's still confused about her sexuality? 356 00:17:19,617 --> 00:17:21,281 Enjoy your lunch, you guys. 357 00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:24,122 I mean, how many times can a heart get broken, you know? 358 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,038 I can't talk right now, Fiona. 359 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,414 Are you still at Patsy's? 360 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,496 Oh, never mind. I see you. 361 00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:32,705 What's going on? 362 00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:34,580 Ugh. My brother's going to prison, 363 00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:36,748 and my sister's losing her shit. 364 00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:39,829 Hi. Hi. 365 00:17:39,832 --> 00:17:41,414 Alex. She's cute. 366 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,247 - Can I borrow her for a sec? - Yeah. 367 00:17:43,249 --> 00:17:44,707 Come on. 368 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,164 I think it's time for an intervention. 369 00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,538 Why doesn't anyone accept the fact that I'm gay? 370 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,315 No, not you, Ian. 371 00:17:52,318 --> 00:17:53,871 That bitch Geneva got in his head. 372 00:17:53,874 --> 00:17:56,015 I think he's considering not taking a plea deal. 373 00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:57,705 - How do you know? - I was there. 374 00:17:57,707 --> 00:17:58,997 You went into his lawyer meeting? 375 00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:00,788 That-that's what "I was there" means. 376 00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:02,247 Tell me you didn't go all Fiona on him 377 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,874 and tell him what he's supposed to do. 378 00:18:04,498 --> 00:18:06,330 "Going Fiona" is not a thing. 379 00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:08,122 Trust me. It's a thing. 380 00:18:08,124 --> 00:18:09,289 Where is he now? 381 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,538 I don't know. He took off. 382 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,682 He's not answering calls or texts. 383 00:18:13,915 --> 00:18:15,455 He's a grown man, Fiona. 384 00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:17,705 Sounds like he doesn't want to talk to you. 385 00:18:17,707 --> 00:18:19,955 Might be time to let go. 386 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,997 Will you be called to make sacrifices? 387 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,663 Yes, but the pride you'll earn 388 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,205 in service to this country 389 00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:57,788 will outweigh the loss you may sustain 390 00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:00,665 at the hands of our nation's foes. 391 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,247 Enjoy the food, 392 00:19:03,249 --> 00:19:04,997 and with any luck, 393 00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:08,289 we'll be buried side by side at Arlington one day. 394 00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:17,997 Want a little spice in your punch? 395 00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:19,580 What? 396 00:19:19,582 --> 00:19:21,330 Absinthe. 397 00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:22,705 Sure. 398 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,164 - I'm Kelly. - Carl. 399 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,122 Are you a candidate for West Point? 400 00:19:30,124 --> 00:19:32,247 Am I one of these pussies? No. 401 00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:34,455 Annapolis-bound, much to the chagrin 402 00:19:34,457 --> 00:19:36,012 of Old Iron Legs there. 403 00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:37,372 Major Keefe? 404 00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:38,788 He's my dad. 405 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,372 Is that a clip-on tie? 406 00:19:40,374 --> 00:19:42,997 Uh, yeah. I don't know how to tie a real one. 407 00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,606 No shit. 408 00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:47,621 - Well, that's interesting. - Kelly. 409 00:19:47,623 --> 00:19:49,665 - Hi. - Hi. 410 00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:51,125 What's your name? 411 00:19:51,128 --> 00:19:52,662 Jackson Ehrenreich. 412 00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:55,164 We met at the cotillion, 413 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,080 fooled around a bit in the coat check. 414 00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:02,707 My dick sort of... bent hard to the left. 415 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,455 Yikes. 416 00:20:04,457 --> 00:20:05,793 Jacob, was it? 417 00:20:05,796 --> 00:20:07,038 Jackson. 418 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,137 - Ehrenreich. - Right. 419 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,221 That's a different Kelly. 420 00:20:09,224 --> 00:20:11,246 I think I saw her in the map room earlier. 421 00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:13,580 Straight down that way, then a hard to the left. 422 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,332 Douchebag. 423 00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:19,127 I was barely conscious. 424 00:20:20,332 --> 00:20:22,913 Let's go sample Daddy Dearest's scotch collection. 425 00:20:22,915 --> 00:20:25,913 And I'm proud to defend you women 426 00:20:25,915 --> 00:20:27,567 and all the women of Chicago 427 00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:29,872 against the scourge on society 428 00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:31,955 that is the clueless man. 429 00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:34,122 # TimesUp, my sisters. 430 00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:37,247 Oh, and #MeToo. What do you think? 431 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,705 You hard, Kermit? 432 00:20:38,707 --> 00:20:40,038 Yup. 433 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,038 - Tommy? - Oh, yeah. 434 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,746 Great. 435 00:20:43,748 --> 00:20:45,788 You two assholes have stiffies, 436 00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,731 and little Frank is turtling. 437 00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:49,245 Maybe that's 'cause you're watching porn 438 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:52,289 with Kermit and Tommy. The usual, Libby? 439 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,182 - It's a workday, ain't it? - Turn that porn off. 440 00:20:54,184 --> 00:20:56,372 We're gonna have to lower our own Vagina Safe rating. 441 00:20:56,374 --> 00:20:58,663 Are my eyelids moving? 442 00:20:58,665 --> 00:21:01,192 I think my face is paralyzed. 443 00:21:03,098 --> 00:21:05,454 Did you just gargle with rubbing alcohol? 444 00:21:05,457 --> 00:21:07,481 Yeah. If you had the dick in your mouth 445 00:21:07,484 --> 00:21:09,941 that I just had in mine, you would too. 446 00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:12,625 Hey, Libby... 447 00:21:12,628 --> 00:21:14,251 I'm off-duty. 448 00:21:14,254 --> 00:21:17,211 Pay off-duty rates. 449 00:21:19,082 --> 00:21:20,564 Let's get this over with. 450 00:21:28,124 --> 00:21:29,580 Coming. 451 00:21:29,582 --> 00:21:31,496 Hi, Mr. Milkovich. 452 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,997 Mickey's in Mexico. Fuck off, rectum boy. 453 00:21:33,999 --> 00:21:35,496 I'm not here to see Mickey. 454 00:21:35,498 --> 00:21:36,746 I'm here to see you. 455 00:21:36,748 --> 00:21:38,372 What, you trying to faggify all of us? 456 00:21:38,374 --> 00:21:40,788 You don't faggify people. That's not how... 457 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:42,872 How much time'd you do in the pen? 458 00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:44,788 Eighteen years, on and off. 459 00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:45,997 How bad was it? 460 00:21:45,999 --> 00:21:48,080 Depends on your definition of bad. 461 00:21:48,082 --> 00:21:50,955 Mouth- and ass-rapings... Which you'd probably enjoy... 462 00:21:50,957 --> 00:21:52,705 Beatings by the guards, food sucked... 463 00:21:52,707 --> 00:21:54,122 You were mouth- and ass-raped? 464 00:21:54,124 --> 00:21:55,720 You kidding? I did the raping. 465 00:21:55,723 --> 00:21:57,538 Milkoviches don't bottom. 466 00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:59,372 Was Mickey adopted? 467 00:21:59,374 --> 00:22:00,621 Fuck off, Gallagher. 468 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,372 Okay, rapings... 469 00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:04,122 food, guards... I can handle that shit. 470 00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:05,205 I just need to know if... 471 00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:07,520 Anyone can handle that shit. 472 00:22:07,523 --> 00:22:09,838 It's the boredom that'll kill you. 473 00:22:09,841 --> 00:22:12,038 Starts out, you're figuring out your surroundings. 474 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,913 Then the day-to-day sets in. 475 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,997 Start reading books, lifting weights, 476 00:22:15,999 --> 00:22:18,330 fuck a few of the pussy boys in the yard, 477 00:22:18,332 --> 00:22:20,867 but you're in the same place with the same assholes, 478 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:23,371 doing the same shit every second of every hour 479 00:22:23,374 --> 00:22:25,961 of every day of every goddamned year. 480 00:22:27,629 --> 00:22:30,462 I was you, I'd pack my shit and run. 481 00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:40,496 Hi, Satchel Boy. 482 00:22:40,498 --> 00:22:41,788 What do you want, Sissy? 483 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,505 Just wondering how your day was. 484 00:22:43,508 --> 00:22:45,040 Todd? 485 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,330 Todd? 486 00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:48,955 Shut up! 487 00:22:48,957 --> 00:22:50,955 I'm just-just trying to be friendly. 488 00:22:52,332 --> 00:22:54,044 My day was fine. 489 00:22:54,047 --> 00:22:55,872 Good, good. 490 00:23:08,832 --> 00:23:10,372 Don't-don't stop. 491 00:23:10,374 --> 00:23:12,391 I'm starting to feel something. 492 00:23:13,457 --> 00:23:15,372 Ugh, fuck this. 493 00:23:15,374 --> 00:23:17,580 I gotta stop. 494 00:23:17,582 --> 00:23:19,955 Why? 495 00:23:19,957 --> 00:23:21,621 Because my neck is killing me, 496 00:23:21,623 --> 00:23:24,187 my-my knees are hurting... 497 00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,445 God. 498 00:23:29,448 --> 00:23:31,580 Just give me a few minutes. We'll go again. 499 00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:35,705 No, it's a side effect of my liver meds. 500 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:38,047 Damn. 501 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,589 It's generic. 502 00:23:40,592 --> 00:23:43,132 I can't afford the brand name. 503 00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:45,758 Here. 504 00:23:45,761 --> 00:23:47,787 No, no, no. I-I... You keep it. 505 00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:49,250 I didn't get the job done. 506 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:51,210 No, take it. 507 00:24:14,309 --> 00:24:15,461 Wanna have sex? 508 00:24:15,464 --> 00:24:16,800 Easy answer, yes, 509 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:19,745 but Kev made me sign some form that I wouldn't 510 00:24:19,748 --> 00:24:22,330 fuck anyone who's too drunk to provide consent. 511 00:24:22,332 --> 00:24:23,302 Who's Kev? 512 00:24:23,305 --> 00:24:25,204 He's the Vagina Safe guy. 513 00:24:25,207 --> 00:24:29,705 Tell Kev I can keep my own vagina safe. 514 00:24:40,707 --> 00:24:42,166 Kelly? 515 00:24:44,457 --> 00:24:46,166 Was that a yes? 516 00:24:47,665 --> 00:24:49,291 Ian? 517 00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:53,999 Ian! 518 00:25:20,999 --> 00:25:23,580 Fuck me. 519 00:25:23,582 --> 00:25:24,957 Ian? 520 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,787 - Hey. - Hey. 521 00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,164 I've been texting you. 522 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:31,289 Oh, there's a power outage at work. 523 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,663 I went for a run. What's up? 524 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:33,937 We gotta go find Ian. 525 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:37,038 He jumped bail. I think he's skipping out on his hearing. 526 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,461 How do you figure? 527 00:25:38,464 --> 00:25:40,330 He dyed his hair and his drawers are empty. 528 00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:43,122 Bus station or train station? Which one you want? 529 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:46,580 Uh... neither. 530 00:25:46,582 --> 00:25:48,205 Sounds like he doesn't want to be found. 531 00:25:48,207 --> 00:25:50,496 I don't care if he wants to be found. 532 00:25:50,498 --> 00:25:52,538 He's a fugitive, and he's our brother. 533 00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:54,856 He gets caught like this, he's gonna get sent away 534 00:25:54,859 --> 00:25:57,080 for way longer than ten years. 535 00:25:57,082 --> 00:25:58,496 You're okay with him risking that? 536 00:25:58,498 --> 00:25:59,872 No, I'm not okay with that, 537 00:25:59,874 --> 00:26:01,719 but it's not up to me. 538 00:26:01,722 --> 00:26:03,329 He's an adult. He made a decision. 539 00:26:03,332 --> 00:26:04,913 It's the wrong decision. 540 00:26:04,915 --> 00:26:07,122 Did you go all Fiona on him? 541 00:26:07,124 --> 00:26:08,872 That is not a thing. 542 00:26:08,874 --> 00:26:11,125 Look, if you push someone too hard in one direction, 543 00:26:11,128 --> 00:26:12,876 they're just gonna run three times faster 544 00:26:12,879 --> 00:26:15,413 - in the other direction. - Or you can shove them so hard 545 00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:17,536 in the right direction that they do what's right. 546 00:26:17,539 --> 00:26:19,742 That's why it's called the right direction. 547 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,117 So bus station or train station? 548 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,284 Neither. 549 00:26:24,287 --> 00:26:25,913 Fine. 550 00:26:33,748 --> 00:26:36,094 And I think that, like, make sure we're stapling them 551 00:26:36,097 --> 00:26:37,709 really tight, 'cause remember at the last rally 552 00:26:37,711 --> 00:26:39,496 when they all fell off? Yeah. 553 00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,538 No, that's how we learned to not use glue. 554 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,746 Okay, this is all looking really, really good. 555 00:26:43,748 --> 00:26:45,297 Make sure that we're stapling it on... 556 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,802 Oh, uh, everyone not speaking at the march, 557 00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:49,038 take a break. 558 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,617 We need the room for rehearsal. 559 00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:56,570 Women, I would like to welcome our newest speaker, Kevin Ball, 560 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,863 and his partner, Veronica. 561 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,704 - Welcome, guys. Hi. - Hello. 562 00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:01,455 Uh, Kevin, glad to have 563 00:27:01,457 --> 00:27:04,164 a man on board who understands the dangers we women face. 564 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:06,457 Honored to be a part of the sisterhood. 565 00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:08,872 Now, uh, 566 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,246 audiences at these marches 567 00:27:10,249 --> 00:27:11,955 have zero attention span, 568 00:27:11,957 --> 00:27:14,586 so we've gotta keep this ship moving. 569 00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:17,037 Let's run a cue-to-cue. 570 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,997 Uh, order's right there. Stage one. 571 00:27:18,999 --> 00:27:21,038 Each of you stand, give the first 572 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,538 and last lines of your speech 573 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,872 so the next person knows when it's her... or his... 574 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:27,122 Turn to speak. 575 00:27:27,124 --> 00:27:29,332 Charisma, what's your first line? 576 00:27:32,707 --> 00:27:34,555 Twelve years ago, I was gang-raped 577 00:27:34,558 --> 00:27:35,764 in a bathroom 578 00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:38,495 near the level two east concession stand. 579 00:27:38,498 --> 00:27:39,955 And last line. 580 00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:41,663 With my family's support, 581 00:27:41,665 --> 00:27:44,830 I can finally get out of bed during football season. 582 00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:48,406 Applause, applause, applause. Loyola, that's your cue. 583 00:27:48,409 --> 00:27:52,038 Uh, when I was 16, I woke up in an alley on my birthday. 584 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,663 Blah, blah, blah. 585 00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:57,538 I'm a stronger woman now, 586 00:27:57,540 --> 00:28:00,164 and I can finally defecate pain-free. 587 00:28:00,167 --> 00:28:03,153 I got my first abortion when I was 14. 588 00:28:03,156 --> 00:28:06,023 I was sex-trafficked at the age of six. 589 00:28:06,026 --> 00:28:08,329 I was 13 when I was circumcised. 590 00:28:08,332 --> 00:28:10,516 I just want my clitoris back. 591 00:28:10,519 --> 00:28:11,934 Fuck men. 592 00:28:11,937 --> 00:28:14,018 Fuck 'em up the ass. 593 00:28:14,021 --> 00:28:15,519 Fuck all of them. 594 00:28:16,898 --> 00:28:18,454 So, Kevin, when you hear, 595 00:28:18,457 --> 00:28:20,746 "Fuck men. Fuck them up the ass. Fuck all of them," 596 00:28:20,748 --> 00:28:22,788 that's when you go. 597 00:28:28,144 --> 00:28:30,103 Okay, 3:30 group, you can go in now. 598 00:28:31,446 --> 00:28:33,204 Sir, I'm sorry. 599 00:28:33,207 --> 00:28:35,289 Everyone in this group has to go in now. 600 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:36,705 I'm just waiting for someone. 601 00:28:36,707 --> 00:28:38,883 Is there any way we can go in the next group? 602 00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:41,996 It's now or never. Sorry. 603 00:28:44,214 --> 00:28:45,739 Come right this way. 604 00:28:45,742 --> 00:28:47,830 Step on, step ahead. 605 00:29:30,273 --> 00:29:31,328 Fuck! 606 00:29:33,047 --> 00:29:34,330 Fuck. 607 00:29:58,124 --> 00:30:00,125 Hey! What are you doing? 608 00:30:00,128 --> 00:30:01,580 How long are you gonna be in here? 609 00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:02,984 I need to wash my junk. 610 00:30:02,987 --> 00:30:03,955 What, like now? 611 00:30:03,957 --> 00:30:05,496 Like ten minutes ago. 612 00:30:05,498 --> 00:30:07,330 I think I had sex with a trashy girl. 613 00:30:07,332 --> 00:30:08,580 What do you mean you think? 614 00:30:08,582 --> 00:30:10,734 Uh, it was dark. Couldn't tell. 615 00:30:10,737 --> 00:30:12,080 How trashy we talking? 616 00:30:12,082 --> 00:30:14,538 Pretty trashy. 617 00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:16,330 Should've heard these women's stories. 618 00:30:16,332 --> 00:30:18,520 Rapes, beatings... I had no idea. 619 00:30:18,523 --> 00:30:19,830 If you had no idea, you've been 620 00:30:19,832 --> 00:30:21,496 walking around with blinders on. 621 00:30:21,498 --> 00:30:22,830 Do you know how many times a day 622 00:30:22,832 --> 00:30:24,830 a guy touches me inappropriately? 623 00:30:24,832 --> 00:30:27,164 Hell, some asshole on the L yesterday 624 00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:28,455 stuck his nose in my cooch, 625 00:30:28,457 --> 00:30:30,247 - said he lost his balance. - What? 626 00:30:30,249 --> 00:30:31,663 Yeah. A guy pulled 627 00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:33,538 my dress off my shoulder at a club Saturday. 628 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,766 Licked my nipple. 629 00:30:34,769 --> 00:30:36,330 Never seen him before in my life. 630 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,071 - Jesus. - I won't get 631 00:30:38,074 --> 00:30:39,996 on an escalator if I'm wearing a skirt. 632 00:30:39,999 --> 00:30:41,414 I wear a wedding ring everywhere 633 00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:43,187 to keep the assholes from bothering me. 634 00:30:43,190 --> 00:30:45,896 All right, we get it. Christ. 635 00:30:45,899 --> 00:30:47,297 I'm sorry. 636 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:50,163 Is this stuff making you boys uncomfortable? 637 00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:51,707 Welcome to womanhood. 638 00:30:56,712 --> 00:30:57,958 What the hell is this? 639 00:30:57,961 --> 00:30:59,187 My phone? 640 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,864 Did you film yourself fucking me 641 00:31:00,867 --> 00:31:02,068 while I was passed out? 642 00:31:02,071 --> 00:31:04,121 I filmed myself not fucking you as proof. 643 00:31:04,124 --> 00:31:05,247 Proof of what? 644 00:31:05,249 --> 00:31:06,330 Not fucking you. 645 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,038 You lying piece of shit! 646 00:31:10,498 --> 00:31:11,955 Why didn't you just leave me here? 647 00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,372 I didn't want you to choke on your own puke. 648 00:31:13,374 --> 00:31:15,830 Bullshit! 649 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:16,984 You're just like 650 00:31:16,987 --> 00:31:19,289 those rich pricks downstairs who think girls 651 00:31:19,291 --> 00:31:21,621 are their personal fuck toys. 652 00:31:21,623 --> 00:31:24,080 Your clip-on tie is gonna hurt way worse 653 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:27,205 than a real one when I shove it 12... ah! 654 00:31:44,038 --> 00:31:45,812 What's going on? 655 00:32:23,712 --> 00:32:25,295 You got a knife? 656 00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:35,746 What are you doing? 657 00:32:35,748 --> 00:32:37,580 Electroshock therapy. 658 00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:39,062 I saw it on TV. 659 00:32:39,065 --> 00:32:41,688 It works. There are studies. 660 00:32:41,691 --> 00:32:43,399 Come here. 661 00:32:45,832 --> 00:32:48,496 Rich people pay a lot of money for expensive paddles. 662 00:32:48,498 --> 00:32:50,498 We're doing it the Gallagher way. 663 00:32:54,124 --> 00:32:55,883 When I tell you, 664 00:32:55,886 --> 00:32:57,289 you plug that in. 665 00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:58,348 Wait. 666 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,791 Wait, wait. 667 00:33:06,207 --> 00:33:07,812 Here. 668 00:33:07,815 --> 00:33:10,857 Put these on. The rubber will protect you. 669 00:33:12,832 --> 00:33:14,135 And, uh, 670 00:33:14,138 --> 00:33:15,927 turn around. 671 00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:18,122 No boy should see his father like this. 672 00:33:18,124 --> 00:33:20,255 Ready? Do it! 673 00:33:20,258 --> 00:33:21,330 Really? 674 00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,047 What, did I stutter? I said... 675 00:33:33,582 --> 00:33:36,038 Should we start this thing? 676 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,080 Well, is there anyone else coming or... 677 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:39,997 It's the afternoon. 678 00:33:39,999 --> 00:33:42,247 Maybe everyone's stuck at work. 679 00:33:42,249 --> 00:33:44,639 Yeah, we're a bunch of alcoholics. 680 00:33:44,642 --> 00:33:47,830 What's the likelihood of us all holding down jobs? 681 00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:50,085 Shorter meeting would be better anyway. 682 00:33:50,088 --> 00:33:51,544 Need to get to a gig. 683 00:33:51,547 --> 00:33:53,045 What do you do? 684 00:33:53,048 --> 00:33:54,496 I'm a sober companion. 685 00:33:54,498 --> 00:33:55,496 A what? 686 00:33:55,498 --> 00:33:57,538 I'm a babysitter for drunks. 687 00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:59,247 If an addict has something coming up 688 00:33:59,249 --> 00:34:00,580 need to stay sober for, 689 00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:02,496 I keep them away from the booze. 690 00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:03,997 They pay you? 691 00:34:03,999 --> 00:34:06,122 I'm getting 100 bucks to keep some teacher dry 692 00:34:06,124 --> 00:34:07,997 before an annual review. 693 00:34:07,999 --> 00:34:09,414 I got five grand 694 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,085 to keep a prep school quarterback 695 00:34:11,088 --> 00:34:12,874 sober during recruitment season. 696 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,247 Anyway, 697 00:34:17,249 --> 00:34:19,952 should we review the steps and get out of Dodge? 698 00:34:19,955 --> 00:34:21,405 Yeah, let's do it. 699 00:34:24,874 --> 00:34:28,122 I swore, I swore, 700 00:34:28,124 --> 00:34:30,997 I wouldn't take her back again, and... 701 00:34:30,999 --> 00:34:33,085 after I took her back the third time... 702 00:34:33,088 --> 00:34:34,280 - Debbie? - Mm. 703 00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:35,864 Did you hear anything I just said? 704 00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:37,365 Yeah. 705 00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:40,027 - No. - Jesus! 706 00:34:40,030 --> 00:34:41,436 I'm sorry. 707 00:34:41,439 --> 00:34:43,705 We've just been sitting here for eight hours. 708 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:45,514 I don't like talking about my feelings. 709 00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:48,662 It's called lesbianism, Debbie. It's what we do. 710 00:34:48,665 --> 00:34:50,785 I thought sex with women is what lesbians do. 711 00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:52,683 Yeah, and you're bad at that too. 712 00:34:53,915 --> 00:34:56,414 So do you guys wanna hear the dinner specials? 713 00:34:56,416 --> 00:34:58,530 No, we do not. Thanks. 714 00:34:58,533 --> 00:34:59,830 Come on, Franny. 715 00:34:59,832 --> 00:35:01,788 Are you kidding me? 716 00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:03,496 I'm supposed to pay for all this food 717 00:35:03,498 --> 00:35:04,835 - we ate? - I don't know. 718 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:06,078 Why don't you spend the next eight hours 719 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,244 talking it over with yourself 720 00:35:07,247 --> 00:35:08,789 and let me know what you decide? 721 00:35:10,623 --> 00:35:12,540 You make me want cock again! 722 00:35:16,457 --> 00:35:18,247 Hi. 723 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,819 How were the blueprints? 724 00:35:19,822 --> 00:35:21,124 I don't know. 725 00:35:21,127 --> 00:35:23,410 Couldn't see anything through my blinding rage. 726 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,538 I'm so sorry. Ian went AWOL 727 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,483 - after his lawyer meeting, and... - And? 728 00:35:27,486 --> 00:35:29,080 Well, I had to go look for him. 729 00:35:29,082 --> 00:35:30,705 Why? 730 00:35:30,707 --> 00:35:31,746 What do you mean why? 731 00:35:31,748 --> 00:35:33,496 Because he's my brother. 732 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,247 Your adult brother. 733 00:35:35,249 --> 00:35:36,952 He's not your responsibility, Fiona. 734 00:35:36,955 --> 00:35:38,469 The only responsibility you had today 735 00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:40,439 was to come to an architecture exhibit 736 00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,704 that I bought tickets to six months ago. 737 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,455 That was your responsibility. 738 00:35:44,457 --> 00:35:47,247 You're gonna lecture me about responsibility, 739 00:35:47,249 --> 00:35:49,247 Mr. Lone Wolf, "I never loved anything 740 00:35:49,249 --> 00:35:51,997 that didn't involve reclaimed wood"? 741 00:35:51,999 --> 00:35:53,997 You don't have brothers or sisters. 742 00:35:53,999 --> 00:35:56,289 You left your mother in Ireland. 743 00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:58,580 You fathered children all over the world 744 00:35:58,582 --> 00:36:01,705 that you seemingly feel no obligation to take care of, 745 00:36:01,707 --> 00:36:02,997 so when in your life 746 00:36:02,999 --> 00:36:04,621 have you ever felt responsibility 747 00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:05,978 - to anyone? - Now. 748 00:36:05,981 --> 00:36:07,932 - Yeah, to who? - To you. 749 00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:12,787 You've got a few first-degree burns 750 00:36:12,790 --> 00:36:14,330 in your scrotal and penile regions 751 00:36:14,332 --> 00:36:17,697 but no permanent damage to the twig and/or berries. 752 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:19,955 We're gonna keep you overnight, just to monitor 753 00:36:19,957 --> 00:36:21,289 for any irregularities of your heartbeat, 754 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:22,746 but you should be able to go home tomorrow. 755 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,247 Thanks, Doctor. 756 00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:26,408 Thanks for nothing. 757 00:36:26,411 --> 00:36:29,743 My dick's not only soft. It's charred. 758 00:36:29,746 --> 00:36:32,911 Looks like a Fourth of July barbecue down there. 759 00:36:32,914 --> 00:36:34,829 You better get your shit together, Frank. 760 00:36:34,832 --> 00:36:36,247 Kev and I are not gonna spend our lives 761 00:36:36,249 --> 00:36:37,746 running you back and forth to the hospital 762 00:36:37,748 --> 00:36:39,872 every time Liam calls... Not for your liver 763 00:36:39,874 --> 00:36:41,744 and definitely not for your penis. 764 00:36:41,747 --> 00:36:44,996 Don't blame me. Blame the aristocracy. 765 00:36:44,999 --> 00:36:48,164 Poor people have sex, Veronica, a lot of it, 766 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:50,372 because you know why? It's free. 767 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,501 You pay for movies. You pay for beer... 768 00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:54,205 - You don't pay for beer. - ...but if you're 769 00:36:54,207 --> 00:36:56,236 a halfway decent-looking person, 770 00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:57,350 you can get laid, 771 00:36:57,353 --> 00:36:58,788 but the aristocracy 772 00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:01,170 doesn't want poor people getting laid 773 00:37:01,173 --> 00:37:03,788 because that means more poor people being born, 774 00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:05,783 so they take our erections. 775 00:37:05,786 --> 00:37:08,203 They jack up the prices of the drugs that work 776 00:37:08,206 --> 00:37:10,579 and push us into drugs that steal our manhood. 777 00:37:10,582 --> 00:37:12,572 An erection does not make a man. 778 00:37:12,575 --> 00:37:14,489 Making good choices makes a man, 779 00:37:14,492 --> 00:37:15,726 and right now, you have to choose 780 00:37:15,728 --> 00:37:17,400 between your penis and your liver, 781 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:19,772 and, Frank, make the right choice. 782 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,455 Come on, baby. 783 00:37:40,247 --> 00:37:42,247 Lesbianism fucking sucks. 784 00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:45,957 Why is there a lamp on the floor? 785 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:51,352 Women fucking suck. 786 00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,957 Why does it smell like burnt human in here? 787 00:38:01,915 --> 00:38:03,872 Hi, Satchel Boy. 788 00:38:03,874 --> 00:38:05,913 Sissy? 789 00:38:05,915 --> 00:38:08,580 What are you doing here? 790 00:38:08,582 --> 00:38:10,538 Moving in. 791 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:11,619 Um, why? 792 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:12,577 'Cause you need to provide 793 00:38:12,579 --> 00:38:14,163 for your family, asshole. 794 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,790 Why? 795 00:38:17,201 --> 00:38:18,853 I'm pregnant. 796 00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:28,713 She doesn't even look pregnant. 797 00:38:28,716 --> 00:38:29,997 Well, she took a pregnancy test. 798 00:38:29,999 --> 00:38:31,478 She's definitely pregnant. 799 00:38:31,481 --> 00:38:33,455 And you guys are sure you actually had sex? 800 00:38:33,457 --> 00:38:35,166 No. 801 00:38:35,955 --> 00:38:37,205 When did this happen? 802 00:38:37,207 --> 00:38:38,164 Today. 803 00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,322 Today? 804 00:38:39,325 --> 00:38:41,413 Then it can't be yours, right? 805 00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:42,626 No. 806 00:38:42,629 --> 00:38:44,044 It's not yours, Liam. 807 00:38:44,047 --> 00:38:45,496 What should we do? 808 00:38:45,498 --> 00:38:46,538 Throw her out. 809 00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:47,746 She could be armed. 810 00:38:47,748 --> 00:38:49,496 She's definitely armed. 811 00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:54,142 I say we wait until Lip comes back. 812 00:38:54,145 --> 00:38:55,954 - What are you doing now? - I gotta get 813 00:38:55,957 --> 00:38:57,496 the rest of the dead dogs out of the basement. 814 00:38:57,498 --> 00:38:59,580 Could you watch Franny for me? I got stuff to do. 815 00:38:59,582 --> 00:39:01,376 - Lesbian stuff? - Fuck off. 816 00:39:01,379 --> 00:39:02,586 And hey, keep an eye on them. 817 00:39:02,589 --> 00:39:03,997 Make sure they don't bone anymore. 818 00:39:03,999 --> 00:39:05,580 Hey, Satchel Boy, come rub 819 00:39:05,582 --> 00:39:07,197 your baby mama's feet. 820 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,557 What do I do? 821 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,727 Pfft. Dude, I'd go rub her feet. 822 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,829 Where are your pie-eating buddies? 823 00:39:18,832 --> 00:39:21,247 I'm, uh, flying solo tonight. 824 00:39:22,582 --> 00:39:24,816 You wanna change things up? 825 00:39:24,819 --> 00:39:27,289 You know, maybe try some Jell-O instead? 826 00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:30,330 Ah, no. Pie-pie's good. 827 00:39:30,332 --> 00:39:31,830 Thank you. 828 00:39:39,483 --> 00:39:42,004 _ 829 00:39:48,082 --> 00:39:49,955 Oh, you guys have a kid too. 830 00:39:49,957 --> 00:39:51,913 Oh, we should have a playdate sometime. 831 00:39:51,915 --> 00:39:53,580 - Sorry? - Who are you? 832 00:39:53,582 --> 00:39:54,788 I'm Debbie. 833 00:39:54,790 --> 00:39:56,969 Gallagher? Fiona's sister? 834 00:39:56,972 --> 00:39:58,580 Right, hi. 835 00:39:58,582 --> 00:39:59,727 Yeah? 836 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,580 So... 837 00:40:01,582 --> 00:40:04,080 Uh, how did you guys know that you were lesbians? 838 00:40:04,082 --> 00:40:05,830 - Really? - Wow. 839 00:40:05,832 --> 00:40:07,580 Jesus Christ. 840 00:40:07,582 --> 00:40:09,238 - You're a lesbian? - Uh... 841 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,947 What are all those keys for? 842 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,372 I don't know. 843 00:40:12,374 --> 00:40:14,205 So confusing. 844 00:40:14,207 --> 00:40:16,997 What is confusing about it? You either like girls, 845 00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:18,011 or you don't. 846 00:40:18,014 --> 00:40:19,246 I thought I did, 847 00:40:19,249 --> 00:40:21,191 - but Alex... - Who's Alex? 848 00:40:21,194 --> 00:40:22,787 My ex-girlfriend. 849 00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:24,746 She says I'm bad at lesbianism. 850 00:40:24,749 --> 00:40:26,373 - That's... okay... - I don't even know 851 00:40:26,376 --> 00:40:27,996 what that means. 852 00:40:27,999 --> 00:40:29,705 All right. 853 00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:31,624 - Look at me. - Oh, here we go. 854 00:40:35,498 --> 00:40:38,080 Are you thinking about my pussy right now? 855 00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:40,019 I wasn't, but... 856 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,289 You like that? 857 00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:00,488 Then that's all the lesbian you need to be. 858 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,621 She means you like what you like, 859 00:41:03,623 --> 00:41:06,339 and none of the rest of it matters, okay? 860 00:41:33,498 --> 00:41:34,999 The fuck? 861 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,705 - Hey. - Jesus. Oh. 862 00:41:43,707 --> 00:41:45,055 Please don't hurt me. 863 00:41:45,058 --> 00:41:46,999 I'm not gonna hurt you. 864 00:41:48,249 --> 00:41:49,955 What are you burying? 865 00:41:49,957 --> 00:41:51,207 Dog. 866 00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:55,289 So this is where you live, huh? 867 00:41:55,291 --> 00:41:57,455 Yeah, uh, how'd you find me? 868 00:41:57,457 --> 00:41:59,414 Looked you up in the candidate roster. 869 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,913 - Cute house. - Not really. 870 00:42:01,915 --> 00:42:04,496 I watched the video on your phone. 871 00:42:04,499 --> 00:42:06,413 How'd you find the password? 872 00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:08,330 Maybe don't use your house number. 873 00:42:08,332 --> 00:42:11,621 Well, how else am I supposed to remember where I live? 874 00:42:11,623 --> 00:42:14,292 You definitely had sex with some girl and filmed it, 875 00:42:14,295 --> 00:42:15,997 but it wasn't me. 876 00:42:15,999 --> 00:42:18,038 That was my ex, Kassidi. 877 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,538 So you're single? 878 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:21,457 Yeah? 879 00:42:28,581 --> 00:42:31,163 You're an officer and a gentleman, 880 00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:32,830 Carl Gallagher. 881 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,997 Oh-ho-ho, shit. 882 00:42:42,999 --> 00:42:44,372 Look who showed up! 883 00:42:44,374 --> 00:42:45,538 - What's going on, man? - What up? 884 00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:46,913 - How you doing? - Hey, Billy, 885 00:42:46,915 --> 00:42:49,160 let me get that jacket. 886 00:42:49,163 --> 00:42:51,871 I know you didn't come here to watch, did you? 887 00:42:51,874 --> 00:42:53,164 Wait right over there, 888 00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:54,675 by that bike. 889 00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:02,872 Ready? 890 00:43:03,003 --> 00:43:04,080 Ready? 891 00:43:15,444 --> 00:43:17,745 * Stay away * 892 00:43:17,748 --> 00:43:19,839 * From all men * 893 00:43:19,842 --> 00:43:23,118 * 'Cause we're terrible people * 894 00:43:23,121 --> 00:43:25,289 What are you doing? 895 00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,205 The girls couldn't sleep. 896 00:43:27,207 --> 00:43:29,414 Don't you have to finish your speech? 897 00:43:29,416 --> 00:43:32,621 Yeah, I'm gonna tell them I'm not gonna do it. 898 00:43:32,623 --> 00:43:34,289 Nothing I can say is gonna mean as much 899 00:43:34,291 --> 00:43:35,955 as what they have to say. 900 00:43:35,957 --> 00:43:37,746 You think? 901 00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:40,291 I wanna hug all women... 902 00:43:44,582 --> 00:43:47,205 ...all of them, 903 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:48,705 everywhere I see them, 904 00:43:48,707 --> 00:43:50,872 to apologize. 905 00:43:50,874 --> 00:43:53,788 A random hug from a giant white stranger 906 00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:55,705 ain't gonna make us feel any more comfortable 907 00:43:55,707 --> 00:43:57,605 about men. 908 00:43:59,442 --> 00:44:01,912 You gotta go balls to the wall to that red building, 909 00:44:01,915 --> 00:44:03,580 but then you gotta roll off the throttle quick. 910 00:44:03,582 --> 00:44:04,768 Otherwise, you'll throw yourself 911 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:07,086 into the live intersection. Got it? 912 00:44:07,089 --> 00:44:08,289 Got it. 913 00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:10,011 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 914 00:44:12,198 --> 00:44:16,663 Ready? Ready? 915 00:44:41,707 --> 00:44:42,997 Hey. 916 00:44:42,999 --> 00:44:46,038 More indie folk country? 917 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,705 Can switch it if you want. 918 00:44:47,707 --> 00:44:50,164 It's fine. 919 00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,955 Where you been? 920 00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:54,830 Looking for Ian. 921 00:44:54,832 --> 00:44:56,207 Did you find him? 922 00:44:56,874 --> 00:44:58,746 No. 923 00:45:00,457 --> 00:45:02,455 - I'm gonna... - Yeah. 924 00:45:20,030 --> 00:45:21,663 I shouldn't have asked you to choose 925 00:45:21,665 --> 00:45:24,955 between an art exhibit and your brother. 926 00:45:26,957 --> 00:45:29,746 Turns out, he didn't want me choosing him. 927 00:45:31,332 --> 00:45:32,997 You're right. 928 00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:34,913 He's not a kid anymore. 929 00:45:34,915 --> 00:45:37,122 He doesn't need me. 930 00:45:37,124 --> 00:45:38,955 I don't know if any of them do. 931 00:45:40,795 --> 00:45:42,746 Would it help if I needed you? 932 00:45:42,748 --> 00:45:44,464 You don't need me. 933 00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:46,371 I do. 934 00:45:46,374 --> 00:45:47,605 I need you to save me 935 00:45:47,608 --> 00:45:50,190 from my horrible musical proclivities. 936 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,830 Well... 937 00:45:53,832 --> 00:45:56,394 you can start by skipping this shit. 938 00:45:56,397 --> 00:45:57,621 Done. 939 00:46:11,538 --> 00:46:13,913 * Tell me everywhere you want to go * 940 00:46:13,915 --> 00:46:15,832 * When you can't * 941 00:46:15,835 --> 00:46:18,996 * Find the magic * 942 00:46:18,999 --> 00:46:21,746 * Tell me anywhere you want to go * 943 00:46:21,748 --> 00:46:23,080 * When you can't * 944 00:46:23,082 --> 00:46:25,580 * Find the magic * 945 00:46:25,582 --> 00:46:27,372 * When you can't * 946 00:46:27,374 --> 00:46:29,289 * Find the magic * 947 00:46:29,291 --> 00:46:31,455 * I was being young * 948 00:46:31,457 --> 00:46:33,289 * I was being dumb * 949 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:37,080 * When you can't find the magic * 950 00:46:37,082 --> 00:46:39,205 * Anymore * 951 00:46:39,207 --> 00:46:40,997 You're awful. 952 00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:44,699 * Yee-hee-hee * 953 00:46:44,792 --> 00:46:46,871 * Whoo-hoo-ooh * 954 00:46:51,534 --> 00:46:53,289 It's a good look for you. 955 00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,457 Mm. 956 00:47:05,207 --> 00:47:06,839 So you didn't run. 957 00:47:06,842 --> 00:47:09,792 Oh, no, I ran. I just ran back. 958 00:47:10,988 --> 00:47:12,997 The hell happened to you? 959 00:47:12,999 --> 00:47:15,566 Oh, I slid through the finish line on my ass. 960 00:47:15,569 --> 00:47:16,650 Huh? 961 00:47:16,653 --> 00:47:18,194 Don't worry about it. 962 00:47:24,082 --> 00:47:26,164 You know, you really freaked out Fiona today. 963 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:27,580 Yeah. 964 00:47:27,582 --> 00:47:28,790 She deserved it, though. 965 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,663 Should I tell her you're back? 966 00:47:31,665 --> 00:47:33,374 No, let her sweat it out. 967 00:47:34,207 --> 00:47:35,540 Okay. 968 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,707 Xan gone for good? 969 00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:43,999 Probably. 970 00:47:45,498 --> 00:47:48,038 You know, I never even got to see you in action 971 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,374 as a dad. 972 00:47:51,128 --> 00:47:52,705 Imagine how much you're gonna miss 973 00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:54,410 if you're gone for the next ten years. 974 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,995 Yeah. Debbie may or not be married to a woman. 975 00:47:57,998 --> 00:47:59,449 Carl'll be a war criminal. 976 00:47:59,452 --> 00:48:01,783 Liam will be the father of a ten-year-old. 977 00:48:01,786 --> 00:48:02,972 Huh? 978 00:48:02,975 --> 00:48:04,579 He thinks he got a girl pregnant. 979 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:05,808 Well, fuck me. Did he? 980 00:48:05,811 --> 00:48:07,912 - No. It'd be great, though. - Jesus. 981 00:48:07,915 --> 00:48:09,080 Fiona'd have a new kid to control. 982 00:48:09,082 --> 00:48:10,416 Maybe she'd let up on us. 983 00:48:11,249 --> 00:48:12,511 Doubtful. 984 00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:13,633 Frank? 985 00:48:13,636 --> 00:48:14,759 Dead. 986 00:48:14,762 --> 00:48:16,308 You? 987 00:48:16,311 --> 00:48:18,017 Still in AA, 988 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:20,062 if I haven't drunk myself to death. 989 00:48:23,277 --> 00:48:24,714 Hey, do me a favor. 990 00:48:24,717 --> 00:48:25,915 - Hmm? - Don't. 991 00:48:31,644 --> 00:48:34,308 Need anything else before we kick you out of here? 992 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:37,268 I'm in considerable pain, actually. 993 00:48:37,271 --> 00:48:39,954 Uh, do you have something that might help? 994 00:48:39,957 --> 00:48:42,496 Vicodin, maybe? 995 00:48:42,498 --> 00:48:44,515 Says here not to give you drugs. 996 00:48:44,518 --> 00:48:46,118 Where's it say that? 997 00:48:55,498 --> 00:48:57,330 Fucker! Get me a bear! 998 00:48:57,332 --> 00:48:59,448 Fifty-two-year-old female, Ingrid Jones, 999 00:48:59,451 --> 00:49:01,306 psychotic break of undetermined origin. 1000 00:49:01,309 --> 00:49:03,015 Get me 50 milligrams more 1001 00:49:03,018 --> 00:49:04,913 of Thorazine and some benzodiazepine 1002 00:49:04,915 --> 00:49:06,582 to room 267. 1003 00:49:16,874 --> 00:49:19,247 - Are you the next of kin? - Sure. 1004 00:49:19,249 --> 00:49:22,054 The Thorazine's kicking in, so she's calm for now. 1005 00:49:22,057 --> 00:49:24,038 If anything happens, just hit the red button 1006 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,038 by the bed, yes? 1007 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,214 Yes. 1008 00:49:26,217 --> 00:49:28,000 You might send up some Vicodin. 1009 00:49:28,003 --> 00:49:29,621 She responds well to that. 1010 00:49:29,623 --> 00:49:31,498 Okay, thank you. 1011 00:49:33,457 --> 00:49:36,999 Hey. Looking for Vicodin? 1012 00:49:42,915 --> 00:49:45,247 Always. 1013 00:49:45,249 --> 00:49:46,872 Got some in my pocket. 1014 00:49:46,874 --> 00:49:49,320 We could do the "one for you, 1015 00:49:49,323 --> 00:49:51,247 two for me" thing. 1016 00:49:51,249 --> 00:49:53,534 Come on, reach on in there. 1017 00:49:53,544 --> 00:49:56,164 Well, I, um... 1018 00:49:58,081 --> 00:50:00,537 Sure. 1019 00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:01,628 Which pocket? 1020 00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:03,667 It's the front right. 1021 00:50:06,842 --> 00:50:08,715 Um, I'm not feeling... 1022 00:50:08,718 --> 00:50:10,417 Yeah, go deeper. 1023 00:50:13,082 --> 00:50:14,788 You smell nice. 1024 00:50:14,790 --> 00:50:15,784 Mm. 1025 00:50:15,787 --> 00:50:16,950 Thanks. 1026 00:50:16,953 --> 00:50:19,118 Uh, I c... I can't find it. 1027 00:50:19,121 --> 00:50:20,765 Um, hey, why don't you 1028 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,538 just, um, undo this belt and I'll-I'll get it? 1029 00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:25,538 No, I don't think I should do that. 1030 00:50:25,540 --> 00:50:27,557 Oh, come on. 1031 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,591 You think I could actually get out of here 1032 00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:31,745 if you just undo one? 1033 00:50:34,249 --> 00:50:35,621 Okay. 1034 00:50:39,874 --> 00:50:41,913 Oh, God. 1035 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,526 Oh! 1036 00:50:48,529 --> 00:50:51,856 Say you're sorry, Timmy! Say you're sorry! 1037 00:50:54,582 --> 00:50:57,205 Mwah! 1038 00:50:57,207 --> 00:50:59,815 That's for Sara Beth, you fucker! 1039 00:51:07,287 --> 00:51:09,579 We got a runner! Hey! 1040 00:51:12,623 --> 00:51:15,164 Well, hello, old friend. 1041 00:51:27,457 --> 00:51:29,221 Hey there, Shim. 1042 00:51:31,707 --> 00:51:33,872 Haven't heard from you in a while. Just... 1043 00:51:33,874 --> 00:51:35,872 figured I'd try you one last time 1044 00:51:35,874 --> 00:51:38,207 before heading into the slammer. 1045 00:51:38,947 --> 00:51:40,821 Sort of why I'm reaching out here. 1046 00:51:42,869 --> 00:51:44,867 If you could just... 1047 00:51:44,870 --> 00:51:46,242 talk to me 1048 00:51:46,245 --> 00:51:48,077 one last time, 1049 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,997 let me know what you think I should do, 1050 00:51:49,999 --> 00:51:53,247 I would really appreciate that. 1051 00:51:53,249 --> 00:51:54,593 Hey. 1052 00:51:54,596 --> 00:51:55,800 You ready? 1053 00:51:57,978 --> 00:51:59,662 All right. 1054 00:52:18,166 --> 00:52:19,538 I hate your hair. 1055 00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:20,682 So do I. 1056 00:52:20,685 --> 00:52:22,353 It's not that bad. 1057 00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:23,662 It looks the exact same. 1058 00:52:23,665 --> 00:52:25,247 Ride with me? 1059 00:52:27,332 --> 00:52:28,580 Hey. 1060 00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:34,893 Whatever you wanna do in that courtroom, 1061 00:52:34,896 --> 00:52:36,496 I'm with you. 1062 00:52:39,092 --> 00:52:40,205 Thanks. 1063 00:52:46,748 --> 00:52:48,948 You coming? 1064 00:52:48,951 --> 00:52:50,532 Want me to? 1065 00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:51,913 You gonna say anything? 1066 00:52:51,915 --> 00:52:54,414 No. 1067 00:53:03,874 --> 00:53:06,040 - Excuse me. - Uh-huh. 1068 00:53:07,964 --> 00:53:09,745 All rise. 1069 00:53:14,623 --> 00:53:16,707 Please be seated. 1070 00:53:20,999 --> 00:53:24,289 So you're this Gay Jesus I've heard so much about. 1071 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:26,659 Uh, 1072 00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,455 no, no, Your Honor. 1073 00:53:28,457 --> 00:53:31,237 Uh, I mean yes, but... 1074 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,488 my name is Ian Gallagher. 1075 00:53:33,491 --> 00:53:35,954 All right, Mr. Gallagher. In the case 1076 00:53:35,957 --> 00:53:38,455 of the state of Illinois versus Ian Gallagher 1077 00:53:38,457 --> 00:53:39,617 for the felony crime 1078 00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,705 of arson, how do you plead? 1079 00:53:41,707 --> 00:53:43,455 Your Honor, a young man 1080 00:53:43,457 --> 00:53:44,872 was being forced into a van 1081 00:53:44,874 --> 00:53:45,987 against his will 1082 00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:48,488 to be taken to a conversion camp. 1083 00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:51,163 His would-be captors wanted to deny him 1084 00:53:51,166 --> 00:53:53,628 of his true nature, and I stopped that from happening, 1085 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,838 so I will not apologize for that, 1086 00:53:55,841 --> 00:53:58,204 and the people who were trying to change him 1087 00:53:58,207 --> 00:54:00,122 were his family, people who were supposed 1088 00:54:00,124 --> 00:54:01,734 to love him for who he was 1089 00:54:01,737 --> 00:54:04,414 unconditionally, like my family... 1090 00:54:04,416 --> 00:54:06,034 has loved me. 1091 00:54:09,582 --> 00:54:12,414 And to not love... 1092 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,955 That is the true crime. 1093 00:54:13,957 --> 00:54:16,964 And at the end of the day, everything I did, 1094 00:54:16,967 --> 00:54:18,050 I did in the hopes 1095 00:54:18,053 --> 00:54:19,676 that we would learn to love each other 1096 00:54:19,679 --> 00:54:22,413 the way that Jesus taught and God intended, 1097 00:54:22,416 --> 00:54:26,315 and, more importantly, the-the way that we all need. 1098 00:54:26,318 --> 00:54:29,109 But I understand there are laws, 1099 00:54:29,112 --> 00:54:30,651 and I broke one. 1100 00:54:30,654 --> 00:54:32,984 I set fire to a van, and in doing so, 1101 00:54:32,987 --> 00:54:36,455 I turned what I intended to be a movement of love 1102 00:54:36,457 --> 00:54:38,291 into a movement of anger. 1103 00:54:40,998 --> 00:54:42,454 Went too far, Geneva. 1104 00:54:42,457 --> 00:54:44,790 I was crazy to let it go as far as I did. 1105 00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:48,663 Truth is, I am bipolar, 1106 00:54:48,665 --> 00:54:50,122 I was off my medication, 1107 00:54:50,124 --> 00:54:52,050 and I was in a manic state in which I was not 1108 00:54:52,053 --> 00:54:54,676 in control of my faculties, so... 1109 00:54:54,679 --> 00:54:57,339 I plead not guilty by reason of insanity. 1110 00:54:58,787 --> 00:55:01,330 Order! Order! 1111 00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:04,801 Any more of that, and I will clear out this courtroom. 1112 00:55:10,604 --> 00:55:12,746 Are you sure I'm not the father? 1113 00:55:12,748 --> 00:55:13,830 No, you're not, Liam. 1114 00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:15,414 God, how much did you give her? 1115 00:55:15,416 --> 00:55:16,997 Just enough to keep her out for a while. 1116 00:55:16,999 --> 00:55:18,414 I think we gave her too much. 1117 00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:20,940 She looks dead. 1118 00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:22,787 Sissy? 1119 00:55:22,790 --> 00:55:24,663 See, she's fine. 1120 00:55:29,957 --> 00:55:31,830 All right, go, go, go, go, go. 1121 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:37,620 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 75294

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