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FROM HERE ON OUT
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[PREVIOUSLY: Guy Dubai, International Gay Spy
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is a go! What!
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My little baby's making a TV show.
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I'm Guy Dubai.
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I am Devina Dubai!
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Who's the guy in the picture?
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The pool boy!
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You're bribing me with a free place to film
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And the owners won't mind if wee
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Never home, always travelling!
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I'm Guy Dubai
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International Gay Spy.
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I found our Guy Dubai!
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I don't care who you cast.
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As long as he is willing to do three
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sex scenes an episode, and openly gay.
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No problem being openly gay.
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You're me Guy Dubai!]
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(Hawaiian music)
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This is fantastic!
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We can shoot an entire
Hawaiian scene right here!
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Oh uh, Devina, you know that
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you can't wear your uniform
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under your hulla outfit, right?
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What? You think
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I am naked, skanky, hoochy mama
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whore-slut? Who shake her pineapples
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for the pleasure of horny gays?
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No! Of course not
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No, your character is a welcoming
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native Hawaiian in
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authentic costume! - If you
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want me to dress like the devil's sister
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you can go home right now.
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Okay. Fine.
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But let's not mention our little
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deal in front of
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Taylor! uh, what
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do you think? Impressive.
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Very impressive.
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Um, this is Devina
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Sunghe, uh, she represents
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the owner *clearing throat*
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And is a versatile character actress!
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- Aloha.
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- Oh, oh, Aloha.
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- How's this?
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Oh, perfect, oh, Sam,
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this is Taylor Nukem,
president of Here TV
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and you've met Brad
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This is Sam, our Guy Dubai!
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Pleasure to meet you.
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Tighter shorts. And, uh
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unbutton the shirt.
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Yay.
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(music) (Lyrics: From here on out
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There is no more second best
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Erase all doubt
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I'm better than the rest!
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I used to stand aside,
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While others plowed ahead
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But now I'm taking charge
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My wings are gonna spread.
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Don't underestimate me
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So listen, here's the deal.
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To those who think I'm broken
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Look out! I'm at the wheel
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From here on out
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Everybody cheer! scream and shout!
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Get used to it. I'm here!)
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I can't wait to see the pool! Yes.
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Okay. So here is where we have a big dramatic
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action scene where I saving somebody life.
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And then I Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but I just, where's the pool?
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And then I floating in
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the pool is just over here.
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Ah!
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It's the poolboy from the picture!
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Oh Em Gee!
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He's even hotter in real life
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I tell the temperature from his
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little bathing suit. When it's cold
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he wears speedo,
when it's warm he wear a
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thong. Well,
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let's definitely keep
that boy in the tropics!
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Rico, meet the television man!
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Hola, Mr. TV Man.
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Its Jimmy, but you can just call ooh, ah
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listen! Heh, uh, there might be
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a part for you in my TV show.
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Are you interesting in acting?
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No I'm very very shy.
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Yeah, I can uh, I can
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see that, uh, well uh,
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you know. Think about it. Heh!
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Hey, hey.
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Hi! So, so yeah so I've
almost read the whole script.
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And uh, it says that
I'm the stiff in the pool.
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Should I tell you that I I can't swim?
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Yep. Definitely good to know
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ahehe okay. Have you got
your three words memorized?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm feeling
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totally good about two of them.
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Still working out the third one through!
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Well, I've got faith in you!
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Oh ah
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Okay, we're gonna do that, alright.
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How's this?
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Great. Let's uh
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lose the shirt - Oh, okay.
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Uhhh, do I look like a native Hawaiian?
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Oh, for sures. Jimmy, this is
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Derreck, that guest star
I was promising you.
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Oh, nice to meet you, Derreck, uh,
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Welcome to the show. Thanks!
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Derreck has a recurring role as male
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nurse in General Hospital.
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Yeah. I was the first male actor to
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give comatose Sonny a sponge ba. Oh
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Oh wow. Anxious to hear more,
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but we're still checking out location
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so, uh, Devina!
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Where's the Koi Pond?
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What!
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I am trying to prepare for my performance!
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If I stink in my close up,
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we know whose fault it is!
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Brad, I wanna check out that Koi Pond
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Ooh! Boi Pond.
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Recurring role! Impressive.
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I know! Three episodes.
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Nice. Yeah, I mean some people
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say reoccurring roll when
they're being interviewed.
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But I think
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it needs to be multiple episodes
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before you can throw that around
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Good boy.
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Listen, uh, I have a boyfriend, so
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uh. No tongue in the sex scenes: okay?
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You got it.
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Woooh!
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Has anyone seen the director?
We should get started.
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Someone said you're Jimmy Randell?
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I am. Call sheet says
you're the director.
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What?
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Yeah, we had to trim
some gat off the budget.
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So, I cut him. It's really more your vision
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anyway, and, if it makes you
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feel any better, I did cut Brad's
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vacation pay. But I've never
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directed before! Oh, you'll be
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fine! But let's, uh, let's
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hurry up, alright? Time is money.
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Okay, everybody! Let's get started!
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(Spy music)
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♪squirting sounds♪
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♪airplane flying sound♪
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Oof!
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Damn, that was a close one.
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Aloha! Welcome
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for Hotel Mileu
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on the biiig island of Hawaii! Ung!
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Is a white man hurt?
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I'll be alright.
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I was on a plane to Russia
when the engine blew.
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I had to jump out using
my shirt as a parachute.
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I landed on the rim
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of a large lava-filled volcano in the
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parking lot. Me wish
me could have seen that.
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We wish we could afford to show you.
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You want a lay and a cocktail?
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Sure. But cocktail first, let's save the lay
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for later. Bottoms up.
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Oh!
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I volunteer!
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♪car screeching♪
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Whatchoo do in show?
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I'm the stiff. Hm!
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I see!
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(kissing, heavy breathing)
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Oh, I seee.
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There might be Tiki Torches in here!
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♪record needle scratch♪
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Rico! - Sean! This is not
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a porn set! I know, I have
three words, real ones.
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I'm sorry!
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I pray every
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single day, God, please,
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make Rico not have sex today!
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It's not my fault!
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To be friendly, I asked,
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"Whatcoo do in show?"
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and he says "I'm a stiff!"
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But then I go back to work.
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But then he showed me and it was.
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- And it was what?
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- Very very stiff.
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I know how hard
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it is to work with a stiff,
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I was only trying to help.
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Damn you, come out!
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♪scary music♪
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No, no! Don't touch.
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Guy Dubai. Hawaii, take one.
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And action!
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♪spy music♪
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Prince Ahwanalaeu, what's wrong?
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Have you been poisoned?
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Lips!
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like
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Rosebud
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(dramatic music)
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♪Splash!♪
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Prince Ahwanalaeu!
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It's too late, he's dead.
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Murdered.
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The impact of the fall must have knocked off
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his swimsuit.
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♪sniffs♪
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Almonds.
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Cyanide!
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Aloha Prince Ahwanalaeu.
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Lips Like Rosebud
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What does it mean?
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Cut! Great. Nice, Sam.
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Okay. Don't move everyone.
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Actually, you know what, just, take five.
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Sean?
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Was it good? Terrific.
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Actually, you can stop
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being dead for a minute.
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Oh! hehe this lay tickles my junk.
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Sorry. Let's try it with you, uh,
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dying the other way,
that way we have options
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heads or tails, uh, flip over for me.
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Oh, yeah, uh.
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Oh, no, actually, you know,
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scoot over a little more.
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Yes.
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No. No, no, no. The other way, to your left
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the other left, the other left! *splash*
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No! I don't need you to pretend
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to drown, you're already dead, remember?
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Oh, crap! He can't swim!
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Oh, no!!!
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Don't worry! I'll save you!
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♪splash♪
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Okay, yeah.
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Lunch! Back in 30
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Mind if I join you? Please.
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How do you think it's going so far?
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Surprisingly well! You know,
especially if you factor in that you're
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the only one that can act and,
I've never directed before.
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How are you?
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Great. I'm just a little worried
about one thing.
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What's that?
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Sex scenes. Oh, stop. You'll be fine.
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I dunno. I've never done
anything like this before.
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It's acting, like any other scene,
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only with less wardrobe!
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I just want it to be done tastefully.
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Don't worry about the thing,
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I only write sex scenes
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that are a natural part of the story.
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There is nothing on the page
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for meer titillation.
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And Here TV is with me on this one.
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Good. I feel better.
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So, when are we shooting
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all the super nasty raunchy stuff?
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(spy music) (squirting sounds)
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Room service!
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Complimentary cocktail for two.
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But I'm all alone.
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(Hawaiian music)
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Not if I join you.
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If you don't mind that I'm not wearing pants.
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So, it's the old "my pants
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are in the cleaners"
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Exactly.
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I don't mind.
283
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Ooh!
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Something wrong with your shoulder?
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I bumped it on a volcano.
286
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Want me to give it a rub?
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I'm very good at rubbing things.
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If you don't mind touching
a man's naked body.
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Oh, I don't mind.
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How's that?
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Bitchin'.
292
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How's this ?
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Your lips remind me of something.
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Let me jog my memory again.
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Oh, no.
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My sarong!
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How could it be so wrong,
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when it's oh-so-right?
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Lips like
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RRRose Bud!
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What the hell are you doin!
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00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:42,250
He said no tongue!
He's got his so far
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down my throat.
I can't even breathe!
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00:14:44,422 --> 00:14:46,241
Okay, calm down, okay,
you know what,
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take fine, everyone.
Sam, you come with me.
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Prude.
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He said no tongue!
Plus, he had a woody,
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poking me in the side, too!
309
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So? That happens, it's normal!
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Well, to me it's not!
I've never had to kiss a dude
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before, so you gotta cut
me some slack here.
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You're a virgin?
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00:15:13,474 --> 00:15:14,505
No! I'm straight!
314
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What!
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You're not gay?!
316
00:15:18,839 --> 00:15:20,755
No! You told me you were gay!
317
00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:22,680
I stretched the truth a little.
318
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You lied! Stretched.
319
00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:27,236
I actually said I had
no problem being gay in public,
320
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not that I WAS gay!
321
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And it's true! I have no problem
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being perceived as gay.
Un-believable.
323
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,065
Come on, dude! You can't blame me!
324
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I wanted the role! - Seriously!
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00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,097
You're straight? Big time
326
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,180
definitely a boob man.
327
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:43,309
Oh, my God! This is bad!
328
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,226
This is very, very bad!
329
00:15:45,442 --> 00:15:46,863
Here TV said I absolutely must have
330
00:15:47,078 --> 00:15:48,874
an openly gay actor as Guy Dubai.
331
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,727
Is that even legal?
Why do you keep going there?
332
00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,426
Well, I don't wanna lose my job!
333
00:15:52,663 --> 00:15:54,987
I don't wanna lose my job!
Do you have any
334
00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:57,075
idea how hard I've worked
for this opportunity?
335
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,986
Same here! Well,
what are we going do
336
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:01,259
if Taylor finds out you're
straight, they will
337
00:16:01,463 --> 00:16:02,651
pull the plug. At least I have a whole
338
00:16:03,012 --> 00:16:04,761
nother episode season to shoot!
339
00:16:04,975 --> 00:16:07,380
Gay actor or no Gay Spy Show.
340
00:16:07,762 --> 00:16:08,737
He SO said that.
341
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,982
Then don't tell anyone.
342
00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:12,145
Everyone here thinks I'm gay!
343
00:16:12,361 --> 00:16:14,421
Well just, lemme think for a minute.
344
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:16,944
Oh! Do you have a girlfriend?
345
00:16:17,847 --> 00:16:19,635
God! Are you married?
346
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:20,804
Never married, depends
347
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:23,112
on your definition of girlfriend.
I've got some regulars,
348
00:16:23,339 --> 00:16:24,515
but I'm mostly a free agent.
349
00:16:24,747 --> 00:16:26,051
I don't know
350
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,288
If I have to say
351
00:16:29,477 --> 00:16:30,943
I came out of the closet
to keep my job,
352
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:32,048
I'll do it.
353
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,277
Okay! That might work.
354
00:16:37,584 --> 00:16:39,427
But, okay,
we have GOT to make a pact.
355
00:16:39,717 --> 00:16:41,395
You have come out of the closet
356
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,684
and you are GAY!
357
00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:45,215
Everything okay in here?
358
00:16:45,468 --> 00:16:47,760
Oh! oh, I'm I'm sorry I didn't
359
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,086
know you two were
360
00:16:49,326 --> 00:16:51,525
it's fine, I left my inhaler, but I will
361
00:16:51,748 --> 00:16:52,776
I will, I will come off...
362
00:16:52,854 --> 00:16:55,286
come back.. I I'm sorry.
363
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,531
Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
*door closes*
364
00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:07,110
He thinks we're foolin' around. Oh.
365
00:17:08,308 --> 00:17:09,892
Well, that's good!
366
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,927
That's it! What?
367
00:17:14,175 --> 00:17:15,826
If people think you and I are a couple
368
00:17:16,124 --> 00:17:18,198
they're not gonna hit on me!
You're the director.
369
00:17:19,903 --> 00:17:21,856
I can fire their ass! Exactly!
370
00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:26,441
You and I are dating. Oh.
371
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:32,132
Ohh yeah (bed squeaking loudly)
372
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:33,585
almost there!
373
00:17:33,854 --> 00:17:35,904
Oh, my God! Ohhh!
374
00:17:36,202 --> 00:17:38,017
Oh, this is it!
375
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,049
Crew's waiting! Where's Jimmy?
Oh, my God!
376
00:17:40,223 --> 00:17:42,507
Jimmy and Sam are in there.
He'll be out in a couple minutes.
377
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,841
Oh yeah, that's the spot!
378
00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:47,902
Oh! Yeah! It's happening!!!
- Ohhhh yeah.
379
00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:49,810
Jimmyyy! Take that
380
00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:52,801
all over your breasts.
381
00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:55,775
Ew, gross! Sam, you mean my
382
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:57,894
sexy man boobs?
383
00:17:58,482 --> 00:17:59,857
Stop being straight!
384
00:18:00,823 --> 00:18:02,211
Ohhhh, here's some more
385
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,533
for your hairy chest. Ohhh.
386
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,245
He's coming!
387
00:18:08,574 --> 00:18:09,837
Yeah!!!
388
00:18:12,915 --> 00:18:14,291
Oh, yeahhhh.
389
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:19,049
Ohh.
390
00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:26,638
Everyone's buying that
you and I are a couple.
391
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:28,854
Congratulations on dating Sam.
392
00:18:28,993 --> 00:18:30,317
It's unbelievable.
393
00:18:30,371 --> 00:18:31,991
We may have to work
on our public affection.
394
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,293
Spank me hard!
395
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,082
I would love somebody
to rub my little corns.
396
00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:39,051
The Kilt Inspector coming
straight for us!
397
00:18:39,155 --> 00:18:40,707
He's wearing knickers!
398
00:18:40,755 --> 00:18:42,593
I am cutting your budget by 10%.
399
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:45,086
That table costs 12 thousand dollars!
400
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,139
What!
401
00:18:46,303 --> 00:18:48,168
If you could just get us
two thousand dollars more,
402
00:18:48,397 --> 00:18:50,232
I could make this work.
403
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,491
Just what do you think you're doing?
404
00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:54,520
Tell me why I shouldn't
have you two boys arrested?
405
00:18:57,754 --> 00:19:00,804
From here on out
406
00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:04,256
There is no more second best
407
00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:08,149
Erase all doubt
408
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,250
I'm better than the rest!
409
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,729
I used to stand aside,
410
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:17,119
While others plowed ahead,
411
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:21,600
But now I'm taking charge
412
00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:24,790
My wings are gonna spread.
413
00:19:26,869 --> 00:19:30,043
Don't underestimate me
414
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,694
So listen, here's the deal.
415
00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:36,776
To those who think I'm broken
416
00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:39,950
Look out! I'm at the wheel
417
00:19:42,525 --> 00:19:45,486
From here on out
418
00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:52,560
Everybody cheer! scream and shout!
419
00:19:53,688 --> 00:19:56,780
Get used to it. I'm here!
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