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FROM HERE ON OUT

[PREVIOUSLY: Guy Dubai, International Gay Spy

is a go! – What!

My little baby's making a TV show.

I'm Guy Dubai.

I am Devina Dubai!

Who's the guy in the picture?

The pool boy!

You're bribing me with a free place to film

And the owners won't mind if wee

Never home, always travelling!

I'm Guy Dubai

International Gay Spy.

I found our Guy Dubai!

I don't care who you cast.

As long as he is willing to do three

sex scenes an episode, and openly gay.

No problem being openly gay.

You're me Guy Dubai!]

(Hawaiian music)

This is fantastic!

We can shoot an entire Hawaiian scene right here!

Oh uh, Devina, you know that

you can't wear your uniform

under your hulla outfit, right?

What? You think

I am naked, skanky, hoochy mama

whore-slut? Who shake her pineapples

for the pleasure of horny gays?

No! Of course not

No, your character is a welcoming

native Hawaiian in

authentic costume! - If you

want me to dress like the devil's sister

you can go home right now.

Okay. Fine.

But let's not mention our little

deal in front of

Taylor! uh, what

do you think? – Impressive.

Very impressive.

Um, this is Devina

Sunghe, uh, she represents

the owner *clearing throat*

And is a versatile character actress!

- Aloha.

- Oh, oh, Aloha.

- How's this?

Oh, perfect, oh, Sam,

this is Taylor Nukem, president of Here TV

and you've met Brad

This is Sam, our Guy Dubai!

Pleasure to meet you.

Tighter shorts. And, uh

unbutton the shirt.

Yay.

(music) (Lyrics: From here on out

There is no more second best

Erase all doubt

I'm better than the rest!

I used to stand aside,

While others plowed ahead

But now I'm taking charge

My wings are gonna spread.

Don't underestimate me

So listen, here's the deal.

To those who think I'm broken

Look out! I'm at the wheel

From here on out

Everybody cheer! scream and shout!

Get used to it. I'm here!)

I can't wait to see the pool! Yes.

Okay. So here is where we have a big dramatic

action scene where I saving somebody life.

And then I Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I just, where's the pool?

And then I floating in

the pool is just over here.

Ah!

It's the poolboy from the picture!

Oh Em Gee!

He's even hotter in real life

I tell the temperature from his

little bathing suit. When it's cold

he wears speedo, when it's warm he wear a

thong. – Well,

let's definitely keep that boy in the tropics!

Rico, meet the television man!

Hola, Mr. TV Man.

Its Jimmy, but you can just call ooh, ah

listen! Heh, uh, there might be

a part for you in my TV show.

Are you interesting in acting?

No I'm very very shy.

Yeah, I can uh, I can

see that, uh, well uh,

you know. Think about it. Heh!

Hey, hey.

Hi! So, so yeah so I've almost read the whole script.

And uh, it says that I'm the stiff in the pool.

Should I tell you that I I can't swim?

Yep. Definitely good to know

ahehe okay. Have you got your three words memorized?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm feeling

totally good about two of them.

Still working out the third one through!

Well, I've got faith in you!

Oh ah

Okay, we're gonna do that, alright.

How's this?

Great. Let's uh

lose the shirt - Oh, okay.

Uhhh, do I look like a native Hawaiian?

Oh, for sures. Jimmy, this is

Derreck, that guest star I was promising you.

Oh, nice to meet you, Derreck, uh,

Welcome to the show. – Thanks!

Derreck has a recurring role as male

nurse in General Hospital.

Yeah. I was the first male actor to

give comatose Sonny a sponge ba. – Oh

Oh wow. Anxious to hear more,

but we're still checking out location

so, uh, Devina!

Where's the Koi Pond?

What!

I am trying to prepare for my performance!

If I stink in my close up,

we know whose fault it is!

Brad, I wanna check out that Koi Pond

Ooh! Boi Pond.

Recurring role! Impressive.

I know! Three episodes.

Nice. – Yeah, I mean some people

say reoccurring roll when they're being interviewed.

But I think

it needs to be multiple episodes

before you can throw that around

Good boy.

Listen, uh, I have a boyfriend, so

uh. No tongue in the sex scenes: okay?

You got it.

Woooh!

Has anyone seen the director? We should get started.

Someone said you're Jimmy Randell?

I am. – Call sheet says you're the director.

What?

Yeah, we had to trim some gat off the budget.

So, I cut him. It's really more your vision

anyway, and, if it makes you

feel any better, I did cut Brad's

vacation pay. – But I've never

directed before! – Oh, you'll be

fine! But let's, uh, let's

hurry up, alright? Time is money.

Okay, everybody! Let's get started!

(Spy music)

♪squirting sounds♪

♪airplane flying sound♪

Oof!

Damn, that was a close one.

Aloha! Welcome

for Hotel Mileu

on the biiig island of Hawaii! Ung!

Is a white man hurt?

I'll be alright.

I was on a plane to Russia when the engine blew.

I had to jump out using my shirt as a parachute.

I landed on the rim

of a large lava-filled volcano in the

parking lot. – Me wish me could have seen that.

We wish we could afford to show you.

You want a lay and a cocktail?

Sure. But cocktail first, let's save the lay

for later. Bottoms up.

Oh!

I volunteer!

♪car screeching♪

Whatchoo do in show?

I'm the stiff. Hm!

I see!

(kissing, heavy breathing)

Oh, I seee.

There might be Tiki Torches in here!

♪record needle scratch♪

Rico! - Sean! This is not

a porn set! – I know, I have three words, real ones.

I'm sorry!

I pray every

single day, God, please,

make Rico not have sex today!

It's not my fault!

To be friendly, I asked,

"Whatcoo do in show?"

and he says "I'm a stiff!"

But then I go back to work.

But then he showed me and it was.

- And it was what?

- Very very stiff.

I know how hard

it is to work with a stiff,

I was only trying to help.

Damn you, come out!

♪scary music♪

No, no! Don't touch.

Guy Dubai. Hawaii, take one.

And action!

♪spy music♪

Prince Ahwanalaeu, what's wrong?

Have you been poisoned?

Lips!

like

Rosebud

(dramatic music)

♪Splash!♪

Prince Ahwanalaeu!

It's too late, he's dead.

Murdered.

The impact of the fall must have knocked off

his swimsuit.

♪sniffs♪

Almonds.

Cyanide!

Aloha Prince Ahwanalaeu.

Lips Like Rosebud

What does it mean?

Cut! Great. Nice, Sam.

Okay. Don't move everyone.

Actually, you know what, just, take five.

Sean?

Was it good? – Terrific.

Actually, you can stop

being dead for a minute.

Oh! hehe this lay tickles my junk.

Sorry. Let's try it with you, uh,

dying the other way, that way we have options

heads or tails, uh, flip over for me.

Oh, yeah, uh.

Oh, no, actually, you know,

scoot over a little more.

Yes.

No. No, no, no. The other way, to your left

the other left, the other left! *splash*

No! I don't need you to pretend

to drown, you're already dead, remember?

Oh, crap! He can't swim!

Oh, no!!!

Don't worry! I'll save you!

♪splash♪

Okay, yeah.

Lunch! Back in 30

Mind if I join you? – Please.

How do you think it's going so far?

Surprisingly well! You know, especially if you factor in that you're

the only one that can act and, I've never directed before.

How are you?

Great. I'm just a little worried about one thing.

What's that?

Sex scenes. – Oh, stop. You'll be fine.

I dunno. I've never done anything like this before.

It's acting, like any other scene,

only with less wardrobe!

I just want it to be done tastefully.

Don't worry about the thing,

I only write sex scenes

that are a natural part of the story.

There is nothing on the page

for meer titillation.

And Here TV is with me on this one.

Good. I feel better.

So, when are we shooting

all the super nasty raunchy stuff?

(spy music) (squirting sounds)

Room service!

Complimentary cocktail for two.

But I'm all alone.

(Hawaiian music)

Not if I join you.

If you don't mind that I'm not wearing pants.

So, it's the old "my pants

are in the cleaners"

Exactly.

I don't mind.

Ooh!

Something wrong with your shoulder?

I bumped it on a volcano.

Want me to give it a rub?

I'm very good at rubbing things.

If you don't mind touching a man's naked body.

Oh, I don't mind.

How's that?

Bitchin'.

How's this ?

Your lips remind me of something.

Let me jog my memory again.

Oh, no.

My sarong!

How could it be so wrong,

when it's oh-so-right?

Lips like

RRRose Bud!

What the hell are you doin!

He said no tongue! He's got his so far

down my throat. I can't even breathe!

Okay, calm down, okay, you know what,

take fine, everyone. Sam, you come with me.

Prude.

He said no tongue! Plus, he had a woody,

poking me in the side, too!

So? That happens, it's normal!

Well, to me it's not! I've never had to kiss a dude

before, so you gotta cut me some slack here.

You're a virgin?

No! I'm straight!

What!

You're not gay?!

No! You told me you were gay!

I stretched the truth a little.

You lied! – Stretched.

I actually said I had no problem being gay in public,

not that I WAS gay!

And it's true! I have no problem

being perceived as gay. – Un-believable.

Come on, dude! You can't blame me!

I wanted the role! - Seriously!

You're straight? – Big time

definitely a boob man.

Oh, my God! This is bad!

This is very, very bad!

Here TV said I absolutely must have

an openly gay actor as Guy Dubai.

Is that even legal? – Why do you keep going there?

Well, I don't wanna lose my job!

I don't wanna lose my job! Do you have any

idea how hard I've worked for this opportunity?

Same here! – Well, what are we going do

if Taylor finds out you're straight, they will

pull the plug. At least I have a whole

nother episode season to shoot!

Gay actor or no Gay Spy Show.

He SO said that.

Then don't tell anyone.

Everyone here thinks I'm gay!

Well just, lemme think for a minute.

Oh! Do you have a girlfriend?

God! Are you married?

Never married, depends

on your definition of girlfriend. I've got some regulars,

but I'm mostly a free agent.

I don't know

If I have to say

I came out of the closet to keep my job,

I'll do it.

Okay! That might work.

But, okay, we have GOT to make a pact.

You have come out of the closet

and you are GAY!

Everything okay in here?

Oh! oh, I'm I'm sorry I didn't

know you two were

it's fine, I left my inhaler, but I will

I will, I will come off...

come back.. I I'm sorry.

Sorry. Sorry, sorry. *door closes*

He thinks we're foolin' around. Oh.

Well, that's good!

That's it! – What?

If people think you and I are a couple

they're not gonna hit on me! You're the director.

I can fire their ass! – Exactly!

You and I are dating. – Oh.

Ohh yeah (bed squeaking loudly)

almost there!

Oh, my God! Ohhh!

Oh, this is it!

Crew's waiting! Where's Jimmy? – Oh, my God!

Jimmy and Sam are in there. He'll be out in a couple minutes.

Oh yeah, that's the spot!

Oh! Yeah! It's happening!!! - Ohhhh yeah.

Jimmyyy! Take that

all over your breasts.

Ew, gross! – Sam, you mean my

sexy man boobs?

Stop being straight!

Ohhhh, here's some more

for your hairy chest. Ohhh.

He's coming!

Yeah!!!

Oh, yeahhhh.

Ohh.

Everyone's buying that you and I are a couple.

Congratulations on dating Sam.

It's unbelievable.

We may have to work on our public affection.

Spank me hard!

I would love somebody to rub my little corns.

The Kilt Inspector coming straight for us!

He's wearing knickers!

I am cutting your budget by 10%.

That table costs 12 thousand dollars!

What!

If you could just get us two thousand dollars more,

I could make this work.

Just what do you think you're doing?

Tell me why I shouldn't have you two boys arrested?

From here on out

There is no more second best

Erase all doubt

I'm better than the rest!

I used to stand aside,

While others plowed ahead,

But now I'm taking charge

My wings are gonna spread.

Don't underestimate me

So listen, here's the deal.

To those who think I'm broken

Look out! I'm at the wheel

From here on out

Everybody cheer! scream and shout!

Get used to it. I'm here!