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[ominous drum hits]

Previously on Femme Fatales...

[Woman] You're going to be real popular in here.

I'm popular everywhere.

Tell that to the poor pedestrians you mowed down

while Tweeting behind the wheel.

Prison can be a very scary place--

[grunts]

Just remember, you are in my castle now, princess,

and I'm the queen around here!

What's a spoiled young Hollywood actress to do

when thrown into the tank with all those sharks?

What happened to her?

One of Aggie's girls.

That's how she marks her territory.

I'm Big Aggie.

Lacey.

I'm gonna carve you like a pumpkin.

Did you get a hint now?

Nobody will ever want that ugly mug of yours.

Stop it, you fucking bitch. You're going to kill her!

Lacey Rivers is going to have to rely

on her one skill she can count on--

her acting.

It's not fair.

You don't get 5 million a picture

without any talent.

You got that info I asked you for?

Fax it on over when it's ready.

I want to talk about money.

What money?

The hundred grand you're going to give me.

Why would I give you any money?

Two words-- Little Rock.

[Man on T.V.] You don't know the meaning of true love,

but I do.

I love you.

I love you, Jake.

I love you, Rafe.

I love you so much.

I need you, Camille.

You're the only person I can trust.

Behind these locked doors, our little Lacey

is about to give the performance of her life.

* I've got my eye on you

* I've got my eye on you

* And I'm hooked, dear, too *

* Your fooling around's

* Getting blood on my shoes, oh *

* Whoa-oa, oh, oh

* Whoa-oa

* I've set my sights on you

* I've set my sights on you

* I've got an alibi, too

* So don't look around

* I've got nothing to lose

* Whoa-oa, oh, oh

* Whoa-oa, oh, oh

* Whoa-oa

* Whoa-oa, oh, oh

* Whoa-oa

[gunshot]

** [rockabilly on radio]

Hi.

Hi.

I, uh...

saw one of your movies.

Well, all of them, actually.

The one where you save the dolphins

from being caught in the nets

of those evil Japanese fishermen?

It was fucking awesome.

Sorry. That's okay.

That one's actually getting some Oscar buzz,

so fingers crossed.

You looked amazing in a scuba suit.

Perv.

[chuckles]

Rafe.

I feel like you're the only person I can trust in this world.

Really?

Uh, I'm just doing my job.

My mother's a controlling bitch,

and my manager's a crook.

I just wish I had someone like you on the outside.

Be careful what you wish for.

I'm scared, Rafe.

Maxine is out of control.

and I'm worried what she's going to do with Camille.

I just feel like if I could get to the warden,

that I could do something about it.

That's it?

You just want to talk to the warden?

[Man] You know what I see when I look out there?

Hope.

We're all sitting on a fence, you know,

just waiting to be pushed over one side or t'other,

to the good side

or the bad side.

We all need a little help sometimes

to move people in the right direction.

That's how I see my work here,

so when I say I see hope out there--

You are the cutest thing I have ever seen.

Come here, honey. Come on, don't be afraid.

I'm not coming on to you. I'm too old for that.

I even tried Viagra once. [chuckles]

Did it work?

No, I-- it didn't-- I got-- I got hiccups.

Oh. Real bad case, 2 1/2 hours,

and then my hand went stiff,

a sort of arthritis, started--

Arthritis.

I've got the perfect thing for that.

I was on a film in Bali.

We had a personal masseuse.

Amazing.

Great, isn't it?

That feels so good, I can't tell you.

Uh, what were we--

what were we talking about?

Maxine. Maxine.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, Maxine

looks like she fell off on the wrong side,

so we have to help her come over onto the right side.

I was afraid you weren't going to believe me.

You know something? You do not belong here.

You should be doing community service,

working with troubled children,

teaching them acting.

That would be good.

Speaking of troubled children,

my grandchildren are huge fans of yours.

I'll make you a little deal. Okay?

You sign your autograph

on this picture, okay?

Right here, for them,

and I will talk to Maxine.

I would be honored.

Can you-- Is that a deal? Deal.

Thank you so much.

I cannot tell you

how much I appreciate that.

Yes, ma'am.

They say that Miley Cyrus is so over.

[Lacey chuckles]

Yeah, there's trouble down--

trouble down in hole 4!

Well, thank you, darlin'.

Thank you very much.

I appreciate it.

Hm.

Thank you, Warden Jeffries.

Oh...

Whoo.

[sigh]

Whoo, my God.

Thank you, Rafe.

It's nothing.

I love you.

I love you, Rafe.

I love you so much.

Ohh! Shh.

You better take me back to my cell.

I can't believe you went to the fucking warden.

I thought it was the right thing to do.

I'm so fucked now.

I know how to fix this.

You just have to hit me.

Who did this to you?

Who did this to you?

I'll kill her.

Big Aggie?

Camille?

It wasn't an inmate.

Maxine.

I'm scared, Rafe.

Please don't let her kill me.

Lacey,

she will never touch you again.

[door slams]

I heard you wanted to talk to me.

I've been thinking about our little proposition.

And?

And I think you should go fuck yourself.

I'm sorry. What did you say to me?

Are you deaf and ugly?

I said I think you should go fuck yourself.

We are having a private conversation.

Can you go back to your station?

I said stand down, officer.

[yelling]

Come up here. Under the mattress.

[muffled] Let go of me!

Come on, do it.

Do it.

[Maxine shouts, muffled]

Go on, Rafe.

[Maxine] Rafe!

It's the only way we can be together.

Come on, do it.

[Maxine grunts]

Do it. Come on.

Finish her off.

Come on, Rafe.

No.

Put her out of her misery.

[Maxine] No.

[knife clatters]

Jesus.

Calm down. We still have work to do.

What are you-- What are you doing?

Camille's fingerprints. Haven't you ever seen CSI?

I'm going to go hide the shiv.

We can't plant it here. It's too obvious.

Lacey.

We had to do it...

for us.

I love you, baby.

Now give me five minutes, and then pull the alarm.

[whistle blows]

[buzzer sounding]

[Warden] Now, you've got to be honest with me.

Who did this to you?

[Lacey] Camille.

It was a warning

to keep my mouth shut.

She's been planning to get rid of Maxine once and for all.

Hm.

She's been planning it for months,

but as soon as she got that weapon,

I knew it was only a matter of time.

I-- Doesn't add up.

Camille's been a model prisoner

since she got here.

Why didn't you come to me sooner?

I thought we had something special.

I'm sorry, warden.

It's just-- You go home every night to your wife.

I have to go back to that cell with her.

She already killed her husband.

I could've been next.

Come here. Come here, kid.

Come here, come here, kid.

Please, you've got to help me.

You've got to get me out of here.

[weeping] I'll do anything.

I'm retiring soon.

Well, they're going to retire me,

but I promise you,

I will do everything in my power

to get you in front of the cameras again.

Thank you, thank you.

And you're right.

There is hope.

There is something you could do for me.

I've written a feature film script

called Doin' Time,

and I figured you've got connections

out in the big world with them agencies,

and so if you could get it to somebody--

It's my story.

You know, we could get Brad Pitt to play me.

Or Tommy Lee Jones

if that's too-- you want to go older.

You want to go real old,

if we could get him,

you get Clint Eastwood to write and direct.

Or go younger and get Matt Damon.

You know, and there might even be a part for you in it.

Stop!

What's going on?

They think I did it.

What? That's crazy.

My fingerprints were on the shiv.

I didn't even touch that thing.

She was stabbed in the chest just like my husband Eddie,

and everybody heard me threatening to kill her.

Oh, my God.

The warden said I'm going to get first degree murder.

[sobbing]

[Camille shouting]

The warden's letting you out early?

Oh, baby, that-- that's fantastic.

I've been saving some money.

Maybe we can take a trip somewhere.

A trip?

On your money?

How much money have you saved?

$2,200.

That's dinner. Then what?

I'm just trying to figure out how we can be together.

[sigh] I think we should probably keep a low profile.

It seems suspicious if we date openly.

Why are you acting this way?

Don't be pathetic, Rafe.

We had a good time.

But it's over.

I--

I did this for you.

And you did a great job.

Thank you.

You used me.

You got to bang a celebrity.

Isn't that enough?

[thump]

You're a good guy, Rafe.

But come on. I have the numbers

of both the guys from Twilight in my phone.

Why would I date you?

I'm Lacey Rivers.

No, you're not.

I know who you are!

Let go of me. You don't know shit.

I know who you are.

I know why you wanted Maxine out of the picture.

Yeah. I know all about it.

You're Betty Jo Rogers from Little Rock, Arkansas.

Yeah. I know.

I know all a-fucking-bout it.

You were a stripper.

You married a mechanic named Bobby Caldwell.

Then you suckered some dumb-shit like me

to shoot his face off,

and you kept the insurance money.

Yeah, little Betty Jo,

she just up and disappeared one day.

She fucking vanished into thin air

and landed in a Hollywood acting class as Lacey Rivers.

There was one little thing

that old Betty Jo, she forgot to change.

Yeah.

Take me back to my cell.

[grunt]

B.C.

Bobby Caldwell!

That's why Maxine knew who you were.

You're not as dumb as you look.

Yeah. Yeah, I am that fucking dumb.

You know why?

Because I still loved you.

I know what you really are.

You're a fucking bitch.

I know.

But there's not a damn thing you can do about it

because you're a murderer, remember?

Now take me back to my cell

before I tell the warden how you raped me.

[laughing]

[laughter continues]

What's going on?

Where are you taking me?

You take real good care of her.

She's special.

Welcome home, precious.

Bye, princess.

[screaming]

Watch any Lacey Rivers movie,

and you will always be treated to a happy ending.

Well, poor Lacey, she's about to discover

that real life rarely turns out

like a G-rated family film.

Karma can be such a bitch.

[metal clanking]

[cell door slams]

[Man] Kill, Ubu, kill.

Good fish.