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- Bikini Model Academy - Translated from German by www.syedgakbar.com

I wanna thank you all for coming to this,

the first graduation ceremony of our Bikini Model Academy.

Thank you!

Collen.

We were'nt always like this, just perfect in every way.

but every superhero has an origin story.

This is ours here.

This is how we became what we are today.

It all began with a boy and his dream.

What?

Do you want me to stop? Do you wanna kiss?

Usually you never want to right after... How romantic.

TJ? Where are you going? Come back!

TJ, hey you what's wrong?

It's a masacre. - Oh no. Dude, what happened to the crops?

I don't know dude. They were good last night. There ... I..

TJ? How long did you leave the hose on last night?

Uh, till like now

Dude, you mptherfucker! Stop the crap! Stop it!

This is serious! All right?

Once those girls find out that you murdered our crop,

they will leave us.

You think.. Nah.. You don't know them like I do.

The will always stick with us.

We'd heard about your crop failure.

Get it? We'd heard. ..... Weed!

It's not funny.

Bad news travel fast.

Morning.., Trixie, Dixie.

Jesus, You guys look great in those short shorts.

Do not let hime sweet talk to you again. Always wth the posing, what's up with the diet?

But we're super cuties. Everyone says so.

I think so too. - Would you do something for me?.

First, we create time from our pockets. OK then. Closer together. So.

Physical contact is nice. All right.

And now stretched out nicely your breasts. The lips makes her way.

And then ... - It's all right, Benji. Stop it. Just stop.

I'm very sorry. But in a double package you are just too hot.

Simply too hot.

You can not imagine how sorry us your loss you. Huh, Trixie?

But we are you going now. - But what?

Where are you going? We still take good care of you.

My dad is a lawyer and its has a private clinic for a psychologist in Beverly Hills.

We have told.

So I'd say we just go home. - We lie on the couch, first.

What? Now does not What? if I were stupid.

Benji, TJ, you two are really nice guys.

But you are also absolute failure. So nope. We are ...

... Yes, too good for guys like you.

Good luck, give me know if you are rich.

We ate breakfast and even then we will still accept us this part.

Wait! Man, what about the DVDS?

Well, I was wrong probably.

This is all your fault, okay?

Now we have no weed, no wives ...

Nothing more. At least it can now no longer be worse.

Day, Messrs.

My 2 informants told me just that your grass business is in the bucket.

Also, I talked to your aunt.

She says she comes back soon. Probably at month end.

And they want you to undress before she comes home.

This end of the month? - Really now?

And!

One problem is but merely a chance on something new.

Your get out the. I believe in you.

You see, pal. Baking calms immensely.

And in this cake that applies a fortiori.

Want a piece?

And.

May I help you. - Yammi, nice.

Hot! Milk! Milk!

Relax, dude.

Maybe in the fridge which.

That's over, man. Have we not fresh?

No, but milk powder.

Geiler shit.

Help me.

Hey!

Oh, who are ...

I know what they are.

The are fart-dry.

Heilige operation.

You guys need a fresh start. A good idea.

1903 two brothers who together had a bike shop,

have rebuilt a treadmill and ... - The Wright Brothers.

I agree. And a few years before had a pharmacist a brilliant idea.

He has concocted a new shower and it is one with cocaine.

Yes, something like a brown-colored sweetmeats, now with caffeine.

Exactly. And before not too long ago

have allowed to smoke their heads in a garage 2 types.

You have ... - You're talking about Wozniak and Jobs, What? they invented Apple.

Or do you think our neighbors who were caught meth-cooking?

No, Wozniak and Jobs.

We have no garage. but we have only one insanely small and narrow carport.

Stop it now. You understand already what I want you to say.

Lie down flat out.

You can do it.

I will go now.

Do you see that also, man?

Are you talking about a delicate, mysterious something that is right in front of us?

From nothing, Bro.

You called me? And by the way, Big, Boys,

I'm Gangina and not "mysterious something". - Yes, ma'am.

Hey, big Gangina.

Oh you our sacred goddess of culture and fertility.

Can you help us? - I really hope so.

Your even drinking milk powder yes. - Tell us what we should do.

Well, where are you well?

So, I've always been a very good teacher and mediator, I find.

You did not even have a degree in his pocket.

Man, I was more than 8 years in high school.

Well, every now and then. What? if I would have brought nothing ...

If you think.

What about you? Benjamin Zach Ville Bernstein?

With you and your unique visitor's degree?

Why do you hang on?

I am still waiting for my chance.

Think. What do you like?

What you burn? What you drive completely off, guys?

I would say to women. Yes, in the direction can go now.

I just follows in mind:

I teach Chicks.

How about a ...

... With a bikini-university? No...

Let's call it: 'bikini model-Academy'.

Oh, my god, cool!

We found the 'bikini model-Academy'.

You can count on me. I will explain a few mice,

so you can equal really take off. - No shit?

Hey, Gangina, I have a good idea.

In this abgespaceten state but would be possible,

that we have sex with you.

Crass show, man.

She is just beautiful.

TJ, let you kidding not from any shit drug.

Is that just really happen?

How about if you just betray me, what are you talking? Then I'll tell you that.

We had a visit from none other than the sharp Ganja Goddess.

And now we start the 'bikini model-Academy'.

We go down in history, because something's really never happened before.

Uncle Seymore leaves us rüberwachsen the foundation grant.

I see that right?

Hi. - Hi.

The bikini modeling is not just any job ...

... It's a way of life. - Yes, a proper appeal.

We of the BMA,

Bikini model Academy, know that every girl ... - And every woman ...

... Find her inner beauty and also can maintain.

And we show you how.

State funding is possible. So most likely.

running from the image. That was great.

BMA.

Bangarang, Bitch. It's good.

I agree. - You have it really the shit, honestly.

How Brando. The young Brando.

I congratulate!

Now you have a website. We can start now.

Of course, you need a business plan What? successful businessmen.

All right? And for that you need first times a white board.

Help me. Help me!

That's okay. - Everything Clara.

If you are wondering who is this mindless Arschgeige Senior spin ...

I tell it to you. This is a guy who goes forward to the sack, since we are 12th

Er heißt Gordon Randolph Beauregard Stoutelmeir.

But for us, he was always just "the beetle".

Was that the dung beetle?

Do you remember how sharp he was on it, to separate the trash?

Apparently, he has made a successful business out of it.

Has Also all bars and Internet cafes incorporated.

He also has a paintball park. - No. It also features a bikini model school.

He has stolen from us.

I Do not Miss it already for some time. The spying us.

Let that be with your conspiracy theories.

No stress. We move through our thing.

Must now of the traffic light to be red?

Properly seen, her ridiculous Loser. It's me.

Gordon Randolph Bearegard Stoutelmeir.

What? you can see, a man who has done everything right.

Do you want a train? - Oh, you loser.

On Trixie I have been long sharp, but now everything is clear.

I know about.

I've mitgekriegt what you plan two pipes, but one thing I can tell you:

This can fully forgotten.

Penner! - So then, makes it well, you loser!

The guy is such a ...

I'm lost for words.

I want to be like him. OK?

I hate him, but I want to be like him. Bloody hell!

First need you girls. Second, do you need girls.

Third, do you need girls.

Bikini-Model-Academy? Hier bitte! Bikini-Model...

Oh, you might want to enroll yourself?

And if it does not cost anything? No? Then we pay you for it.

Lets set up is determined. Somehow. BMA?

Did you just say, you will pay for it?

Yes of course. - Then I think about that.

Here please. To you. Thank you.

Would you like to earn in a serious way money?

Which school girl paid that they are Bikini Models?

A, will recruit the students.

We want to really develop. Or?

we get the money back inside through negotiations.

Shinest you please times different. Her face is so only shadows.

I used to be a cheerleader.

Interesting. Can you do that with the other leg?

I try it.

Outstanding.

Okay, hi! What is your name? Where are you from?

I ask you to repeat the question in the answers.

My name is Sandy.

Originally I'm from Miami.

My name is Katherine. Idaho. - Idaho? - Yes, Idaho, What? ...

Idaho. Cool. - Idaho.

Mary. Hi guys. Hi!

I am Janeh-neh. What's up?

My parents call me Jane.

My name is Colleen.

I am Olga. Russian spy.

Sue Ellen. And I'm from Bakersfield.

What would you say, you can at best?

I may well call. And good car driving.

My eyes.

I have a large sunroof.

Unbelievable? - Is automatically. Without cranks. What?

You smell fantastic.

What do you like the least about you?

My thighs. - How so?

Are too strong and therefore suitable,

Guys with stupid questions really to kick your ass.

You should not stare my body like that. That is unprofessional.

My nipples.

Yes, impressive.

Bikini Models much do best. - Cool. - Your favorite childhood experience?

I once dyed my cat pink.

Kitten.

What talk your best friends about you, if you are not there?

My best friends are books. I am glad that that can not talk.

What they are talking about when I'm not there? Hey, guys, I'm not going.

Honestly. Why are you here?

Is money, right?

I have much to offer the people. No shit. For example, these things here.

My parents always said, if the thesis in Biology

and the degree in quantum physics does not work,

should I have a plan B in any case.

What triggers the job of Bikini Models from within you? Deep inside you?

Is that like a trick question?

Good luck with that, so what to find in me.

Do not worry. He is fine. He goes all over my ass.

So I find him very likable.

That certainly would be him. We call you.

That will be difficult. - What thinks that? - I do not know if we can do that.

TJ, that was your idea. You wanted to educate the girls.

You prepare for this job. Touch. change your life.

Just What? you say that sounds cool again.

And with the touch I can take.

We have to face the situation, all right?

Hey, just pinch the butt cheeks together.

Do you?

Do you think that helps? - That always helps.

Oh man. - Do not lose courage.

I come to my almost before what such a bekackter motivational guru.

You want to give up? Why do I know that?

Here. Let's just. Perhaps the idea was really not so tense.

Without you I do not get by anyway. - What shoud that?

We relied on real you.

Most of us have taken the whole thing really seriously.

For real? - Really.

We have entrusted us with you and Academy.

Was probably 'n error.

What? - Honestly, you did?

Bit. - And what about now?

I do not feel the need to rumjobben again.

I came from far. Let me just do not hang, okay?

Do not be a frog. Come on, people! Bikini Models.

OK. I agree. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. Come on people. - All right.

BMA!

Left, right. ♪ We are here and we are well ...

Do not feel like singing? - Toll, Benji. - Very beautiful. Very beautiful.

Turn around!

Fine, fine.

Let's see. You have split ends.

But with a portion of conditioner you get the sure grip. Nicely you are.

Since you have probably nachrasieren. It's okay, you just do not stress.

Good. turn again!

Okay good. The models look good. Except for a few things.

What? What's this? What's this...

For me What? a reminder. We need powder against lice or a spray.

Same time a good supply. - Do you mean: "slut"?

No. No no. Powders, powder.

I remember it that way. Oh, man ... Oh, man!

No, no, no ... immediately stop, that's disgusting. No...

Second, ladies. Come here.

What should we do next?

What? you can see, there is no shortage of students.

Not that one. And? - And now we will make sure,

that from these women here ...

clumsy and unprofessional in front of us,

Models are correct.

Beautiful, attractive, sexy models.

Ladys!

Okay, okay.

Nice. Brought up by wolves, but okay.

Are you cold? We have 30 degrees.

At ease.

Did you just have a stroke? Well then.

Hey, very nice. Yeah great.

You have style. Honest. Must say that.

To continue. OK then.

And how are you so?

I thought so. Did I really, I really have.

Okay, you want it. You want it. I see immediately. I recognize that.

You do not want it. Why not? - Too hot. - According to me. - Get lost.

And you get a 5 out of 10?

A 5 or a 6? 4 ... A. 4

And.

What did you ate?

A salad. - I do not stand on lettuce.

But I'm on melons. On beautiful melons.

Okay good.

Good. Outstanding. But.

Okay, then turn around.

Yes, yes, no, maybe.

Yes ... That's kinda weird.

OK. Also okay.

All right! turn again!

That was the assessment. I am convinced,

that we all these sympathetic young women

can turn into beautiful bikini models.

In front of me are the faces of ...

Bikini-Model-Academy!

Who can touch his toes?

I can stand on my finger.

Are you looking at...

Oh, wow! Well, it's at least something.

On the whole beautiful. - Gorgeous, one can say.

All in the pool!

Now you just need the Veteran!

Okay, make all ready. And nice kick.

Yes, nice kick! Show me what you can!

Yes. Yes this is good!

Continue pedaling. Very good!

Little bird!

Okay, ladies, all runs please loosely in a circle.

TJ leads to you.

Very good.

On and on.

Okay, very loosely. Good.

Right now you still have a long way to you before reaching your goal.

But, together, we will achieve this goal.

Deep in my hard part, I firmly believe,

that before my Elite Bikini Models is available in our country, or is.

You will pride may be on you.

I think bla bla bla ...

Blah, blah, blah, I think ...

Come together!

TJ peep, times. The is determined by a lawyer.

So a shit, damn.

Via the Internet it must have got wind of the dung beetle of our school.

Comes from a law firm representing the shit dung beetle.

That was a hefty lawsuit threat

which seemed to come down to the closure of the school.

What? well is that we must not ignore the letter. But that's standard.

Well, that's it. - Can I have the time?

We have then controlled in a professional manner ...

Hey, these two idiots do not know what will happen to them.

I'm looking forward. Really.

... By having it simply ignored.

The are so detached from what.

All right. I will contact. Bye.

This then has made the Beetle still mistkäferiger.

Benji was convinced of his motivation arts.

He has the girls shooed neatly through the area.

Of course it would be without my help failed.

Not wilt, buddy.

However, he also soon realized

that his condition really was not the best.

The most motivated motivators are not getting any younger.

actually really believe in the success of her?

I do not know what we are waiting.

I am now skeptical, I can tell you.

Yes. - I agree.

And of course, has seen some pay no from us.

Who's there? - Only I, TJ.

The talk of something that they want to tie you up.

Did ever a rope?

Women can you of all a noose.

I am looking for bondage. That makes me full of cool.

to be delivered ... Handcuffs are also cool.

Was?

So so...

I really love whips.

She's a bad girl.

With her glasses, I can well imagine they spanked guys ass. Domina Like.

What should we do?

I would say, just follow your heart.

Well, my heart just says: "Jump out the window and cut it off."

Or just tell the truth. - Try it with the truth.

Okay?

The window stuck anyway.

I look the same times thereafter. Take a deep breath. It'll be fine.

If only you. Make something of it.

We need to talk to you. You owe us money.

Yes you are right...

We need it ... - However. - No, here remained!

Hey! What's up, friends?

Benji ... - rises here a party and I'm not invited?

I want to briefly say something.

TJ and I know that some question is asked,

and we will answer them even profound.

But first ... Attention, girls, here it comes.

I throw a round of TJs ass delicious brownies!

TJ has baked the personally.

Only with quality home-grown ingredients.

You must believe me that are amazing. Honest.

TJ, I know that you wanted to keep it for a special occasion.

I think that here is a special occasion.

I agree. - Well then, arrived too neat! Skin clean! - Definitely.

Presented by them. Welch nice meeting. Do not you think?

What? Bikini Models you have indeed attend social events regularly.

Well, I think that taste normal.

But, well, I feel really cool.

Where ... What we wanted to have a word? - No idea. - About nothing, right?

Are there any milk? - Good idea.

Do we have. - Here! Milk.

Skip comes. Always nice one after another.

So many girls I had never in my room.

Really never.

At once. And one after another not.

I was really desperate. I did not know how to you recruit girls.

You must admit that you would not have it admitted without coal.

However, I would have already. Honestly, for me it was not just the money.

Especially we are indeed totally high, but that does not mean

that we do not want you tomorrow for the jugular.

And.

Hello?

Come along.

Rise and Shine. All up, zag zag!

So this is your dive.

Good Morning.

Tomorrow.

Mir is full bad. Make way!

Do not puke in the pool!

You know, I wanted to stop by in person to see how it is ordered by your school.

But What? I see it, I need not have worried.

So what miserable I have not seen even.

Actually you are missing only a couple of nice Porn Schnauzer.

Honestly I've seen prostitutes on Venice Boulevard,

Who looked better than your ugly weather crows.

Are you talking about those to whom you always go?

The their tails? - I agree. but was not against you.

You jerk! - What are you talking about for a shit ?!

You are indeed a wanker. Nevertheless, you can not barge in here

and so give a shit about you. - I agree!

Who the hell are you anyway? - I'm Gordon Randolph Beauregard Stoutelmeir.

Who?

I have a large model school and a lot of other cool stuff.

You've probably heard of me.

Yes we have got that. - And things only evil. - You pisses us.

Your mom goes to the Venice Boulevard purchase.

And what you just said about us, you're going to take back nicely.

Your mom is the weather Crow. - Wanker!

I'll bust your ass!

Hey, hey, hey! That's enough!

You never represents what on its feet. Never. I'll tell you.

Even if you ... - When we what?

Even if you do'd be unanimous. - Maybe we are the already.

Team meeting! Come on, come together!

I tell you now what.

I want it really keep to myself and do not bind you in the nose,

but my dad has three corporations. - What? - Which one?

It does not matter what they are. Please continuing.

Anyway, I have no need of the money.

Why do you give yourself then ever with us from? - Yes.

What does that mean please?

I want to just try, if I got the makings of a successful bikini model.

And now I've noticed that I have it, folks. - Yes.

I have the charisma, the willpower and the body to. - Yes.

Come on, already makes. - So I'm not on it rely.

But this beetle is a big motherfucker.

I do everything that he flies on the snout.

I financiers you even your scholarship. - Oh yes? - Shut up!

That's really nice of you. - You can count on me.

Speedy Gonzales. Ariba, ariba!

And off. We can do it -. Okay. - Ready?

BMA to three. - One two Three...

BMA!

It really nice.

Yeah! - Fine, you GBWB.

And that means? - The increase of "fool".

Namely, "Grass beräucherte meatballhead".

That was probably an insult. - You call me "Beetle", since I am 12 years old.

Dung beetle! - Oh really? Such a shame.

Please introduce yourself not like 'ne pussy.

The name fits easily, so it has indeed kept.

What? a child I ached. All right? - I hope so.

I had even in therapy.

And I suffer still.

This city is for both of us ... for the three of us is not big enough.

And that is why we will make a competition.

A competition? - What?

What's it about? - Let him speak.

Go on.

My best against your best.

Our girls against your.

What the heck go, please?

I would say about two idiots and their Bitches.

Fuck you!

We provide a list of disciplines. Displays times, whether you are bikini models or not.

Bring What? many girls What? you want.

I must, however, also the.

And it is judged by independent judges.

And if my empire should lose against you tabs,

gets her my bikini model school and my cool paintball park.

Not bad. - That's enough motivation. - Sounds good.

Not bad.

Then you come to our site and we will shoot in the ass. - Yes!

Dream on, people.

If you lose, you do euern store close

and removes this shit advertising from the Internet.

Do you see? What did I say? Advertising is important.

I agree. - Snout, Fossil face.

Caution! - Hey, leave him alone!

He is a national hero.

Again, very slowly. For those who thought a bit more difficult.

First, the advertising disappears.

Secondly: All of your students including Plain Jane and Scary Mary,

will sign for my school exclusive contracts.

The then come to my Freaky Creepy department.

That you had to save you.

not Hear, hear.

Thirdly, you have to move What? much What? possible.

You will leave the city. And never return.

What? Want to banish us or what?

Who are you? Lord Voldemort? - Did you shit?

If you tear open your mouth, which acts like that.

Poor Benji. Do not Cry.

A glass of Me?

And you have a whole year spontaneous drug testing survive, friends.

Was? - Includes?

If he by this?

So, ladies and gentlemen. Does our bet?

What do you all mean? - Yeah, right. - Count me in.

OK. BMA, one two, three? - Come on, people.

One, two, three ... BMA!

Dung beetle, you've already lost!

Let the games begin.

Bye!

Your days are numbered.

Bitches.

Hey, stranger! - Hey, stranger!

All right? - Yes. - How are you? - Good.

You have changed. So, in a good way.

Thank the students I train a lot.

They also helped me duds technically on the jumps.

Yes. - I missed you.

Really? - Really.

You've missed you too.

Moment. Did you say, I've been wanting you? - That's right.

I also smoke only in your Lieblingsbong.

Every day. - The Chubaka? - Yes. - It really is a horny part. Really.

I have heard of your bet.

And and.

And, you really believe that you can win?

I hope so. Although we do not yet know the categories and rules,

But a defeat is not an option.

Would be bad. - He's your best friend,

but he also needs to get to the number without you his life yet.

Let us see first how's our school is going on.

And, tell me, dragged to bed you do not have one of the models?

dragged to bed? I do not think so. No no.

They are for me, well, just like my sisters. Cute sisters.

And what am I to you? - Well, certainly not my sister.

I've missed you.

Comes with! - Oh yeah. - Oh God, you're so hot.

What's going on in the bushes?

Everything's fine.

I will not raped. We have a lot of fun.

Hey, what's that lousy for a party? Morning competition more intense.

Come on people.

I think the anticipation is different in size to non-existent. - I agree.

That's how it looks.

but we have no idea what awaits us there. It is obvious.

I did not know time of this strange party.

I thought we go to bed early and dream something nice.

I'm sure the guys know what they are doing. - You believe that?

Yes. - What does that tell us?

Yes. We have nothing of it.

I want this bursa like to a purely choke.

There is something on that. - Is also the only. - This can only happen if we win. - Clear.

Poke we therefore to on winning.

Ja! - Na sdorowje! - Cheers!

How about if we go for a swim?

Is the water warm? - I think so.

Yes, let's go splashing. And it now.

Shall we start the altogether?

I'll do it ... I jump in.

Take off your clothes.

Arschbombe!

Come on, is hot!

Gangina please, give me a sign.

Thank Gangina.

I'm Colleen, honey. Already forgotten?

Can I jump in?

What do you think, girls?

Can men inside? - An exception for the love TJ?

Want to come in you see?

Long live Gangina!

Where now is the casual freak

the simply wanted to shake an exceptional school from his sleeve?

And then wagered What? a hothead against this pseudo-hipster ass.

The is already there yet. Somewhere.

What? he shares his thoughts at the moment with a,

who has finally really in love.

But he wonders when she realizes that the sayings and everything just fitted.

And he's just a bit by the wind.

I think it's good that you're so honest. How's that for you?

Nerve-racking. I am not used to it.

Hey, my dad has become very influential. He's all flown.

He never had to take a lift a finger. It has everything arise by itself.

So he is not a self-made man? - But.

Do not believe everything. Of course, he is a self-made man.

Just Selfmade-Men have no cues that tell them where to go.

And some suddenly take before a change of direction.

But one thing they all have in common. An absolute conviction.

What they want, they get.

Hey, when are you going to go through with, then do your best.

You have to believe you and bite you.

Could you just kiss me and say, we get the point already?

That I could do.

But only if you have a sort of plan to win the thing.

Which I have, yes. I'll let him follow you.

Also...

If we can add that, then we will accept this logo.

Well, that will be a great T-shirts.

Large fortunes are major challenges

created and given facts.

Was?

We must the girls ascribe courage. You build.

Clearly, man. And real? Jane in a "pose-down discipline"?

Yes, I mean really serious.

The tip has put me Colleen.

Colleen?

Well, I do not know...

TJ, are you sure that you can trust her?

I mean, you really know them?

What if I tell you that I was able to learn yesterday night know very well.

Then tell it out, which is surely a grenade in bed?

Dude, that's none. That's way too personal.

I should anything bad to say about them,

because it stands right behind me, right? - Exactly.

If you but interested, the sex was good.

Beneficial, considerate, exploring, bizarre and very oral.

Orally? - Very, very oral. - All right. I know about.

More I do not want to know. Its okay. - In case you are interested,

TJ has a very powerful ... - What? - Okay.

With a small right-hand twist. He Totally my G-spot.

TJ, I'm going now. I go for a walk.

Further questions? - Good. Then I will quit the field for you.

I need to get the image of his big, crooked penis out of his head.

It will be allright. - Yes, see you later then. - I wish you success.

If he does clear?

Not if we lose. His responsibility is great.

And he misses his girlfriend.

What about yours? - My responsibility?

Or my friend?

Your girlfriend.

Well, I've only yesterday night know learned.

Since I am absolutely aware of my responsibility.

We make both something of flat. And their grief MODELS well.

Everything's OK with you?

Gut.

Gut.

I wanted to hear, man.

Oh, these punks did not know what to expect.

All right. I come to you.

See you later. Yes, take care. Bye. Ciao!

No, not a Moneyball.

TJ, who wants to get ready.

He wants us to suffer and would be if it really hurts us.

OK? The guy will come up with some lousy surprise around the corner. All right?

TJ, we must always ask the question:

What exactly he wants to surprise us?

What's up? - Is the juror there?

Yes she is here. - I've got the rules and categories.

I'll let you know that you're here.

But probably they will not receive you.

Come on, old man. Make out you.

Hey.

Oh man, people, I have everything but this!

Hey, you Kiffer ?!

Let me in now, please.

Follow me!

Power you only times loose and leans back to you.

What?

A whole lot of girls.

And I, you sack face. - The shirts are even quite nice.

Real cute, guys.

So you will not even win, but nice.

What you have there?

The? Oh, the disciplines of competition.

Excuse us shortly. Come along.

So, listen.

He thinks, of course, that he has a great advantage.

He does not know the tasks and we. In reality, it brings but not much.

I'm assuming you have for us What? a list at the start

Oh yes, I have.

A bit Hurry, if you please.

So, here you go.

I'm still waiting on my team.

Yes, that's right. When can we expect him?

Should arrive any minute.

Because certainly takes a whole team bus.

Here he comes, the team bus.

Holy shit. - Look at that.

May I introduce?

That's my ultimate, unbeatable team for the competition.

Why Team? What shoud that?

That, my friends, is the wonderful, chosen by me

Top-Model-Superkandidatin!

You love reading Chen. - Ouch, that hurts. - Yes.

Oh, Mann, hey!

Want to go clean up? - That's OK. I've liked.

So you are impressed, yes?

But what really shocked. That was the idea behind it.

Had not expected that you are so stunned.

So, I have the application forms in the car.

Give Just on the same.

Your girl can sign the same things.

You really think that us intimidates the bride?

stay realistic. The is already really hot, Bro. - What? you can see, we are unimpressed.

This is war, my friend. We are ready to go into battle.

Man is the uncool. - I will not hear afterwards.

You really will walk on with her?

Shall I even spell, moron? - No insults, please.

And we can replace in any new discipline? - Of course we can.

Each of these ridiculous Shirts can compete against them.

So your "Moneyball-approach" was not so stupid, TJ - My point exactly.

What about the jury?

I thought you were in my elect eh move the tails.

Ah, so there is no jury. Thus you have lost!

Oh, but there is. Namely, in the form of a lady of world format.

Incomprehensible!

In this rear seat yes fit determined 20 cases of beer.

Morning Fairchield.

Actress, model, TV Queen.

Hello. - She was one of the best in Dallas.

Yes, really, a superb actress.

I found it always best in ... How the name was again? Oh, Friends.

Thank you. - Happy, ma'am.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Girls and boys.

I have noticed that this is a competition to be held.

I hope there are enough coffee.

Oh thank you. Thank you.

And you call coffee?

For I...

Oh, my God, it's time.

I'm so excited.

Let's see. The first discipline is:

Ah, yet very simple.

Size, weight and proportions.

So that everything will be fair, we invited a friend of Uncle Seymore.

Father Tim from the local congregation.

Okay...

So, we have the dimensions: 1.80 m in high heels.

Hips: 36 Waist: 23 Breast: 32 C.

I know who we take. Sandy, it's your turn.

Size: 1.85 m.

Breasts: In any case double-D. - Cool thing!

Size: 20 Inch.

hips:

35,5 Inch.

Well done. - I know why we sent up yourself.

That is, the first round is a draw.

Two points for each team.

What is this, damn it?

I propose that in the next round.

The second discipline.

Go With high heels.

Dear viewers, a little warning: Do not imitate.

This is dangerous What? it looks.

Dear me.

Yes! Really crude!

It's too dangerous.

BMA!

BMA! - Sorry.

It follows the distribution of points for the second discipline.

Two points go to the BMA.

And zero at Big Top.

Sucking off!

The next discipline is: The Wine Competition,

in which you can put your wine knowledge and your good taste to the test.

Watch out. - Lie flat out.

The BMA would like to start.

Ladys...

At my house much wine is drunk.

I wish you success.

Come on, you can do it! - They Mach done!

Does not scratch you out of the eyes.

Come on, that you pack, Sandy!

Hey, do not overdo it!

Sexy.

And how.

How it works correctly.

A Bolgheri Merlot. From very dry 2001. For his kind.

Well then, in this round go the points not to the BMA.

Two points for Big Top.

Lady, so you drink no wine.

And now for the waiters.

Your now dares sure nothing more, but I work part pretty much What? a waitress.

And since I drink sometimes a little. Harmed that has never.

Then show what you've got. - Okay.

Alas, you drop the damn tablet. Have fun. - Do not worry.

I will not disappoint you. - Come on!

Sandy! - The, Sandy!

BMA!

Sandy seems to know exactly what it does. Yes, What? a waitress she is extremely professional.

But we will split the points. One for each team. - Why get the 'nen point?

Stay fair, Mrs Fairchield! Stay fair!

Sorry guys. I saw it What? I saw it.

In the next discipline is about the following:

Singing, dancing, playing an instrument.

but you can also present unusual hobbies.

That is very interesting.

Blonde Hair, wonderful!

I'm hot, you're a shit!

BMA is full of flop!

Cool is Big Top!

Go Wildcats!

If yes really cool, like the blows.

Den da! Bitch.

In this discipline, which was quite open, two points to the BMA.

What do you say now, Bitch ?! - Your performance but good I liked. Go Wildcats.

Next discipline.

Olympic grinding Twirling.

Get the points home, Colleen!

Apart! So it does not work, girl.

So, we finish this discipline, okay?

One point, so a draw.

And now we move on quickly.

The next discipline is: Chess on time.

I wish you success.

And off.

Worse train.

Bye, bye!

Time is up.

And here we have a draw back.

One point for both teams. - Well done, Isa!

The competition is heating up now to quite a bit.

Next, the following "Who can be a three course meal-crush-discipline".

Eat me!

My aunt from Ireland always had a tip in stock:

Do not overeat bread. Are the ladies ready?

Let's go.

So this Portion yes anyone skin away. But no models. No.

What is that?

Done!

Very good very good. Oh, what they have here in the bosom?

This is a challenge! Foul!

Disqualifizieren!

Oh I'm sorry. Opps!

That really is a very clear thing. The two points go to the BMA.

And now the woman against woman in water polo.

The winner must win by two goals spacing,

so then the team will receive five points.

Do you think I'm afraid of you? - Yes.

Ready?!

Good Good! Always so go ahead!

And!

Now I know what you're playing for a game.

Come on!

Throw it!

Yes! Very good!

Hands off, Bitch!

Hands off, I said!

This will be a high ball! Watch out!

Come on now!

That's it, time's up!

No!

So, our current interim status is What? follows:

Bikini Model Academy 11 points and Big Top Modeling Scheel 13 points.

Cool! Yes!

All well that ends well. We are still in the race.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

The enthusiasm is overwhelming. Oh, that's good too.

A small facial beauty face down.

What? I said, that's for Jane.

Yes, for Plain Jane. - Sure, that must make Jane.

Want's even read? Is good. - But without glasses.

Yes, they will remove the glasses. - No, no me!

No no no! - Take off the glasses!

Stand at not so. Come on. I wish you success!

Make them ready.

Damn it! Sorry, baby, but might have a look at it.

Can we say well.

Hey, this is perhaps a violet.

You Bitch!

Again! Again! Give everything!

Oh, that was good.

Earlier I was young once.

Now the new score.

There are two points for BMA in this discipline.

So a cheap bitch!

So a cheap bitch!

That was for you.

What? For me? - Yes. - You were wonderful.

I love you. - I also you.

And now we come to the last discipline. I prefer times.

Oh, that's extraordinary.

Woman against woman, bikini paintball.

Both teams are equal on with a score of 13 points each.

All or nothing. I have a horn here.

It means starting and stopping.

There are again two points for this discipline.

Who wins now, wins the competition.

Try to aim well and to take any of us.

Ladys, masks on.

Well then good luck!

Go on, do it!

Hey, little mouse!

Yes, come up.

Colleen was hit 32 times and her opponent 52 times.

That is, BMA won.

Geile shit!

Do not get excited, damn. You've got lost nothing.

Since I can only say that the winners get the loot.

So they say in "Spartacus".

Anyway, it means that the Big-Top Modeling Scheel

and the largest in this city Paintball Park change hands.

Go to TJ and Benji.

What? soon What? the beetle has signed the whole thing.

BMA!

Come on, kid.

BMA! Yes! - Here comes the dung beetle.

Oh, the Beetle has lost?

Now sign it already.

I never want to hear again what of it! Did you understand? Never again!

You're all dirty!

Great, congratulations. Well done.

Infant! - Cool, right? - You've done it. - Come here.

Congratulations. - Thank you, Dixie.

I love you.

We still talked about that you can create anything.

What did I say? I'm proud of you.

Not bad, eh?

It is best to hire an expert before we decide what will happen next.

It's okay for you, right?

You've really helped me. And Benji also. And the girl.

Say, are you going to keep both schools?

And the paintball park.

Good. That with the schools you get baked.

I once told someone, one should bite through in life.

I think you have already achieved a great goal.

I have another.

Yes, I have learned on the Bikini Model Academy.

Each girl puts something special.

The two boys had so right after all.

We are all beautiful.

You just have to find out where you have to look for this beauty.

Actually, you can say that we are all Bikini Models.

Katherine!

Thank you guys!

Who would have thought?

Scary Mary!

Finally you're back.

Well done, Mary.

Plain Jane!

Caution.

I give thee into the hand. Well done.

Olga!

How was it? Bikini Model-Academy? - Yes / Yes.

Sandy!

You're the best in this model course. Congratulations, Sandy.

Officially and signed and sealed. Peck?

Thank you!

I missed you.

She!

Isabelle!

Thank you!

A juicy applause for bikini model Academy, graduating class in 2015!

Katherine has then but assumed the pig farm of her uncle in Idaho.

Scary Mary went back into politics and running for anything.

Plain Jane is now soon establish contact lenses.

Olga is really a Russian spy. The other day she was deported.

Sandy waiter again. For parties but they can be called Bikini Fashion! book.

Ella does not have to remember, because it has now become Strip teacher.

Isabelle has just opened a lettuce and cabbage-aways.

Someone Bock, franchisees to be?

Sue ropes can soon aspirate the majority of their Arschs.

She works What? a life coach in Bakersfield, California.

Collen lives with TJ happy in Sherman Oaks, California.

TJ has merged schools. Now called the whole thing:

Big-Top-Bikini-Model-Academy mit Paintball-Park.

And yes, sometimes we shoot at our models.

Uncle and Aunt Ethel Seymore have made TJ's Room

made a hemp conservatory with massage parlor.

Seymore has it got government grants.

Trixie tries again to find a friend.

Her father has been retrained on Urologist and helps her.

Dixie is the greatest thing ever. In the autumn we will marry.

Our bride About Hemp Goddess It's also great! Thanks for asking.

Gordens top fashion! and Father Tim

are to run at a single party of the Church again on the way.

Now they are together.

And Morgan Fairchild is ... Well, just Morgan Fairchield.

I'm back in college and do my Doctoral

Herblore, female biology and music theater.

The beetle has gone into the business of its mom.

Who knows, maybe he sells his body under the bridge on Venice Boulevard?