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Previously on 90210...

Don't ever
do that again.

Admit you felt something.

I felt something...
but now I don't.

Just so
you know,

you can't un-feel something.

DIXON:
Close to walking

isn't really walking, is it?

Dixon, the only person
that's keeping you

in this chair
right now is you.

This contract links you
and Vanessa for three years.

You either have to
wait out the terms

or hope she gets
hit by a bus.

Your fiancée and business
partner doesn't even exist.

I'd be surprised if any of us
saw her again.

SILVER:
I decided to have a baby

before the BRCA gene surgeries.

First the pregnancy,
then the surgeries--

your entire body's
about to change.

Most people don't use

these pregnancy gift cards
till they're showing.

I know,

but I kind of want

to remember my body like this.

NAOMI:
Alec kissed me!
My relationship with Max is

the most important thing
in the world to me.

My marriage to
Max is the most

important thing in
the world to me.

If I don't tell him,

he'll never be able
to trust me.

Just give me time to do it
in the right way.

NAOMI:
Well, eat up, girls.

Max gets back from his
business trip in two hours,

and I still have to get
a pedicure and a Brazilian.

Uh, have you told Max
about Alec kissing you,

or is that the reason
for the Brazilian?

Well, that's not something
you just blurt out.

It's all about timing.

Which is why,

as soon as Max gets home,

I am whisking him away for
the perfect romantic weekend.

That way, when I tell
him about the kiss,

he'll say, "Who cares, baby?
Look how happy we are."

(laughs) Oh,
speaking of which.

Annie, can you babysit
the mansion while I'm
gone for the weekend?

Well, Dixon's
out of his wheelchair

and told me
to stop babysitting him,

so I am completely
free, yeah.

So, Dixon's
feeling better?

Yep. That's why we're
gonna start focusing

on our careers again.

I'm working on
a new song and a video,

and he's working
with this

huge promoter
for a comeback performance.

(gasps) Hey!
I'm-I'm sorry.

It's just, I recognized
you by your neck tattoo.

Your pictures
are incredible.

Here.

Uh... more bread?

Yeah.
All right.

What the hell was that?

Oh, he probably recognized
you from your nude photos.

ANNIE:
Your what?

You took nude photos?

And you didn't tell us?
I didn't tell you,

because they were
supposed to be private.

How do you know
about them?

More importantly,
how does he know about them?

Well, I can't speak
for the entire service industry,

but the photographer called me
and thanked me

for buying the shoot as a gift.

She put the pictures up
on her Web site.

She put my pictures online?!

Mm. Don't worry, honey.

They were gorgeous.
Very tasteful.

I'm actually thinking of
getting a set done myself

just to put up around the house.

ADRIANNA:
Oh, my God, here they are.

(gasping)

Look at this.

Oh, you look hot!

WAITER:
From the gentleman.

(Naomi growls sexily)

He's gorgeous.
Apparently,

the busboy's not
your only fan, honey.

"To four beautiful ladies,

from a guy who hates
to drink alone."

Mm.
(laughs) I think
that's for all of us.

Annie, go talk to him.
But... why me?

Because I am married,
and Adrianna

has Dixon, and Silver's
trying to get pregnant.

It kind of

knocks you out of the running.

You're right.
My life's a little complicated

for most guys right now--

not to mention I am butt-naked
on the Internet.

And meanwhile, Annie
is so, so alone.

Now, are you going to walk
over there like a big girl,

or am I going to have
to make a scene?

No, no, no.
I will go

and have a drink with him,
that's it.

Champagne, ladies?

Yeah.
Can we get some
flutes? Yoo-hoo.

♪ ♪

Hey, dude.
There you are.

Hey.

I have with me the
top secret blueprints

for the Pop Up club
at the Offshore.

Oh.
Please.

Okay, it's gonna be sweet.

We're gonna enclose the
patio, put up some walls...

and bam!

Transform it into
a kick-ass party space.

Hm.
Wait. You taking
a business class?

Wait, isn't your movie
about to start shooting?

Yeah. Just all this craziness
with Vanessa made me realize

I got to take more control
of my life,

so I'm looking into
franchising the Offshore.

Hey, that's brilliant.
Hey, when the club opens,

people are going to be
dying to invest.

We're gonna make tons of cash.

Yeah. Unfortunately, the
banks won't give me a loan

until they see that I've
written up a business plan,
so that's why I'm taking

a class-- so I don't look
like an idiot.
Okay, so let me
show you the deck.

Give me a second. I got
to talk to the teacher.

Hey, Professor Beckwith.

Hey, uh, I just wanted
to say thanks again

for taking a look
at my contract.

Uh, you were right--
I-I need to take more
control of my life,

which is why I signed up
for your class.

I know it's a little
late in the semester, but
I think I'm all caught up.

Yes, Mr. Court.

I believe I have
your first paper here.

An "F"? Are you serious?

I spent, like, three hours
researching this.

Let me guess-- Wikipedia?

I-I have a lot
going on right now.

Look, I'm sure you're having
a great time

hanging around campus,
pretending to be a student,

but it's obvious
you're not serious
about your education.

That's not fair.
I'm very serious about this.

This is why I signed up for
your class in the first place.

Liam! (gasps)

Hi!

Uh... whoa, I'm sorry,
do I know you?

I'm Carrie Anne Monroe, your
costar on Corporate Invaders 2.

We are gonna have so much
fun working together.

Watch out, Brangelina.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Carrie! Carrie!
This is exactly

the type of publicity
we need for the club.

(gasps)

Welcome home, honey!
I missed you so much!

I missed you, too.

(grunts)

What's going on?

Anything exciting happen
while I was gone?

Um... exciting? No.

(laughs)
Nothing exciting.

How was work?

Oh, it was
exhausting.

But our software's on track
for the December release.

Aah! (laughs)

I'm just happy to be home.
Well, don't get
too comfortable.

I have a surprise for you.

I am whisking you away to
a fantasy escape vacation.

Oh, yeah?
Okay, I know

work has been crazy,
and that's why

we haven't been able
to have our honeymoon yet,

but I do think it's really
important that we have

some quality time together,
just the two of us.

You know, I was thinking
the exact same thing.

Okay, look at this.

We can go sailing,

sunbathing on a
tropical island,

hit up a ski resort.

You like that.

Anywhere you want to go.

You know what I'd love to do?
Go camping.

Outdoors, like homeless people?

Well, come on,
doesn't that sound great?

Come on, alone
in the wilderness, huh? Huh?

H-Huh.
No, I mean,
come on, it's...

You know, what better way
to get closer as a couple?

You said I could pick.

Yes, I did.

So...

You know what?

If your fantasy vacation
is camping,

then... camping we shall go.

(laughs)
All right.

Mm, all right, you go relax.

I will start
handling everything.

All right.
(chuckles)

♪ ♪

Dixon, I'm home.
What up, babe?

How'd your meeting go?

Adrianna.

What a pleasant surprise.

(theme music playing)

Wow!

Taylor, right?

This is who
your meeting was with?

Yeah, yeah. Uh...

remember I was telling you about
my whole comeback performance?

I remembered Navid
telling me

how fun it was
working with Taylor,

so I decided to give him a call.
Oh, and get this,

the Offshore Pop Up...

they need an act, and Taylor
said I'd be perfect for it.

Navid is gonna be psyched!

(laughs)

Mwa.
TAYLOR:
And after

I missed your show in Vegas,

I was just determined
to work with one of you.

Oh!

Yo, I just had an idea.

You could work with both of us.

Huh? Like, he could help
with your music video?

What? Uh...
No, no, no, babe, seriously.

It's crazy how much
he knows about the business.

Uh... I think
I have it covered.

Mm-hmm.
Besides, are you
a club promoter?

Actually, I've produced
quite a few music videos.

Sort of a jack-of-all-trades.

I'd love to give my two cents
if you'd like.

See?

Um, yeah, I guess
I could use a few tips.

Okay, then.

Taylor, welcome to our lives.

SILVER:
Do you remember me?

I'm the girl whose naked
photos you took and then you

posted them online.
How could you do that?

I mean, they're of me
naked-- I wasn't gonna
show them to anyone!

You signed a release saying
that I could use them for
promotional purposes.

I signed what?

It's in my standard paperwork.

All my clients sign it.

(exhales)

I am proud of
these photos.

You should be, too.

Okay, look, I'm...
I think you did a great job.

It's just, there are naked
photos of me on the Internet,

and... I can't
have them popping up

whenever I go in
for job interviews.

I'll take them down right away.

Okay. Thank you.

Sorry if I was...
freaking out.

Unfortunately, I can't guarantee
that they're not gonna pop up

on some other Web site.

Once something

this popular hits the Web,

it's kind of hard
to make it disappear.

♪ ♪

Hey. You going on some
kind of fashion safari?

Max wants to go camping,

and I decided to give
him what he wants.

Trust me, after a
weekend of jungle sex,

he won't bat an eye
when I tell him about Alec.

You look nice.
Did you go on a date

with that guy
from the restaurant?

His name is Colin,
and no, we did not go on a date.

He just moved here,
so I was showing him around.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, fine, he's great.

And he has all
these amazing stories

about traveling
to foreign countries.

Oh, and get this-- he's
a computer geek just like Max.

Oh, my gosh.
Computer geeks are awesome!

You'd be amazed at what other
special talents they possess.

(laughs)
Still, I don't think
I'm gonna see him again.

The thought
of dating someone right now

just totally stresses me out.

ANNIE:
Speaking of stress...

Are you okay?

Well, Katie took my pictures
off her site-- unfortunately,

they're so "popular"
that they're now plastered
all over the Web.

Mm.
Does Max know some way

to, like, scrub them
off the Internet?

He's at work right now.
And frankly,

I want him focusing on me,
not your naked pictures.

Right.

Hey, what are you
doing with my phone?

Hello, Colin.
This is Naomi Clark-Miller,

Annie's best friend
in the whole world.

We're having

a little bit
of a computer crisis,

and Annie was wondering
if you could drop by.

I was not.
That is fantastic.

I'll text you
the address.

Pleasure talking to you, too.
Ta ta.

I can't believe you.
Is Colin the guy
from the restaurant?

Yes, and he's the perfect
person to help you

with your problem.
Meanwhile, Annie

gets to hang out
with him

without the pressure
of another actual date.

Win-win.

(departing footsteps)

DIXON:
Dude...

28 steps up
from the parking lot.

I never bothered to count
before, but damn.

Hey, why didn't you call me?
I could've met you down there.

Hey, have a seat.

No, no, no.
I'm fine.

I just wanted to see
how this place

was shaping up.
Yeah.

It looks good, man.
Thanks.

Yeah, I've been killing
myself with this opening.

Still can't decide whether
I'm doing trance or techno.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Taylor didn't tell you?

No.
It's all covered, man.

I'm your opening act.
(laughs)

Wait, what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we talked
about it all day yesterday.

I mean, it's cool with you,
right?

No, no, I just, uh, I wasn't
sure if you were up for it.

I mean, you can barely make it
up the steps.

Dude, I'm not performing
on a treadmill.

Look, don't worry. I'm fine,
okay? Besides, I wanted to

talk to you about
equipment and a playlist.

See what you like,
you know?
Yeah.

Hey, Navid, did you move the
stuff out of my storage room?

Max and Naomi are going
camping this weekend

and they want to
borrow a sleeping bag.
No.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Naomi's going camping?

(laughs)
Okay, this is something
I got to see.

Man, camping sounds
fantastic right now.

I would kill for some time away.

Time away from what?
You're a movie star.

Uh, how about my co-star
is texting me every 15 minutes.

I literally
can't get away from her.

Like, her standing
in your doorway half-naked?

Liam, I have been waiting
forever for you to get home.

What the hell are you
doing here?

I thought we could let
the paparazzi "catch" us

hanging out together.

You know, give them
something to write about.

Like how we spent the day
sunbathing topless.

Dude, I would kill to have your
life for, like, five minutes.

Okay, that's it.
I'm going camping.

Isn't this amazing?
Who knew the wilderness
could be so...

(swats a bug)
wild.

Hey.
Hi.

You know, honestly,
I was a little surprised

you were okay with this.

Oh, you know me.

I'm up for anything
that brings us closer.

Oh.
Ooh. Watch your step.

I think the campsite's
up around the corner.

All right.
Okay.

NAOMI:
Ta-da!

MAN:
Your bag, ma'am?

NAOMI:
Can you believe
I found this place?

MAN:
May I help you, sir?

This is gonna be
so much better

than sleeping in the dirt.

We have...
MAN:
This way.

...a masseuse,
a personal chef,

a full time waitstaff.

Which means...

we get to spend

the entire weekend...

enjoying each
other's company.

Yeah, it's just, uh...

It's very different

from what I expected.

NAOMI:
Baby...

we are going to have the
most romantic weekend ever,

I promise.

All right, so I'm setting up
a computer program to crawl

the Web and remove any trace

of your photos.
It's kind of like a virus,

but for good instead of evil.

Thanks so much, Colin.
You're a lifesaver.

Yeah, thank you.

This is way more interesting
than the programming

I usually do.
It's very James Bond.

If we get attacked
by double agents,

I'm expecting you girls
to protect me.

If that's what it takes to
get my pictures off the Web,

I will seriously
kick some ass.

Hey, look at the bright side.
Look at some

of these comments...
"Gorgeous body."

"This is the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen."

Not to mention how many people
retweeted your photos.

Really? How many?

Uh, I'd say around
20,000 hits.

Oh.
You're borderline viral.

ANNIE:
Okay,

it does not suck
to be called beautiful.

Yeah, I guess.
COLIN:
Look, everyone

has an online presence
these days-- it's like

your past is an open book. You
meet someone, you Google them.

That's how I found out
about you and that priest.

What?
Yeah, you guys did some

kind of charity together?
Sounds fantastic.

(sighs)
That, yeah,
that, uh, was great.

It was great.

Well, looks like
my job here is done.

I also fix plumbing, repair
roofs, and change tires.

If you guys have any more
problems, just, uh,

give me a call.

Thank you so much.
No, it was a pleasure,
meeting you.

You, too.
And, uh, Annie,

thank you so much for showing me
around town yesterday.

I'd love to repay

the favor by
taking you to dinner.

Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.

I'm actually seeing somebody.

It's kind of new,
which is probably why

it's not online yet.
Of course.

I should've known.
You're too pretty to be single.

Well, if anything changes,
you have my number.

Why did you lie
to that amazing looking man?

I don't want to
talk about it.

Um, hey, has Taylor
stopped by?

He said he wanted
to go over a few things

for my music video.

Backyard.

Cool. Thanks.

Uh, okay,
why are there stripper poles?

They are for
your new music video.

Thanks.
ADRIANNA:
Are you kidding me?

I know exactly
what you're doing.

I told you I slept with you
in Vegas

because I though Dixon
and I weren't together.

It's not gonna
happen again.

No matter how hard you try
to worm your way

back into my life
and seduce me.

I'm not trying to seduce you.

I want you to seduce me.
Professionally, I mean.

What are you talking about?
It's my job

to sell you to the public.

If you want to further
your career,

you have to sex up your image.

So this is about work?

Yeah.

I have a pole
dancing instructor

coming to whip you into shape.

Now trust me,
I have no problem

keeping our relationship
professional, do you?

Of course not.

I can totally keep
this professional.
Great.

Great.
I'll be back for
a dress rehearsal

and then we'll see
where we stand.

Oh, and by the way,
if I wanted to seduce you,

you would've been naked
in that pool five minutes ago.

Can't believe you made it
on this trip.

Sure you're not
pushing yourself too hard?

Yeah.
I got it.

No, I'm good.
No...

Dude.
Let go. I got it.

This is exactly why I came.

I'm tired of this
whole accident

holding me back,
you know?
Yeah.

Besides, we can
use this weekend

to talk about how we gonna
shut the club down.

(laughs)
Yeah.

Oh, finally...

some peace and quiet.

I'll figure out what to do
about the class I'm taking.

You know, my life is incredibly
complicated right now.

You'd think the teacher
would just cut me some slack.

Yeah, dude, you are doing
as much as you can, right?

She should just
help a brother out.

Exactly.
NAVID:
Or on the other hand,

she can't give you special
treatment just because

you're a celebrity.
I mean,

that would be unfair
to the real students.

No, I meant "other."

Other students.

I'm just saying
special treatment

causes a lot of problems.

Well, he has a point.
(Liam sighs)

Okay, apparently all we have
is six cans of chili.

Anybody got a pot?

Or a can opener?
Wait.

You said you're
bringing everything.

No worries.
I'll just call my, uh,

agent's assistant to run us up
a few things.

Whoa, whoa.
Whoa.

What? You're calling your agent
for a delivery?

What?
So that's what you meant

by roughing it.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.

I actually think I
like this new Liam.

It used to be he wouldn't
take help from anyone.

Now he's all, uh,

I have to call my people
to have 'em deliver

some slippers
and a pizza.

I get it. I get it.

Apparently no one takes me
seriously anymore.

You know what? That's fine.
I don't need to call for help.

I'll just open these cans
with a knife.

Or a rock.

Hey...

you two fine outdoorsman
want to set up the tent

while I look for firewood?

Let's go.
No, I got this.
No, no, no.

Mmm. Isn't this fantastic?

Just the two of us

enjoying each other's company.

Are you sure

you don't want
a massage, honey?

There's just something about
lying naked next to my wife

while two strangers touch us
that kind of creeps me out.

Maybe you'd like the
hot mud bath better.

Or we could do
a wine tasting.

Deeper, please.

Hey, uh, did you know
this place has a ropes course?

Max...

if you want to get kinky
with some ropes, I'm all in.

No, it's a, it's like
an obstacle course

with rope ladders
and bridges, and...

It says, "promotes cooperation,
team work and trust."

Hmm.

That sound fun?

Not as fun as what
I was suggesting.

But fine.

If that's what it takes to give
you the perfect weekend then...

we'll do a ropes course.
All right.

Thank you.

Hey, guys,
sorry it took me so long.

I had to go all the way
to the creek bed to find...

Navid?

Dixon?

So, yeah, man, I was like,
this isn't background music.

Dixon Wilson is back.

Sorry.

Yeah, let's definitely
spend the money

on the speakers.
Like, I want to

shake the whole place
down to the ground, you know?

(grunts)

My bad.

Hey, I can handle this.
Oh, no, it's cool.

I got...
I got this.

Dawg, I'm fine. Relax.

Dude, you're not fine, okay?

You're getting better,

but you're not 100%.

Dude, you can't even
put up a tent.

Which means you're not ready.

You're not ready
to open my club.

I'm not r...

I'm a DJ, I'm not trying
to earn a merit badge.

Do you have any idea how much
I have riding on this?

I've got one shot
to make a name

for myself and I have
to knock it out of the park.

A guy in a leg brace does not
scream kick-ass opening act.

So that's it? I'm out?

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry it has to be this way,
but maybe in a couple months...

Maybe in a couple months?

You know what?

Maybe since I'm so disabled,

I should just go home, huh?

Come on.
Hey, hey, hey.

I'm not saying
that you have to leave...

Think I want to walk
in these stupid things?

Huh?

Have my whole life
turned upside down?

You know what, man?

I thought you were my friend.
My bad.

Dixon...

what are you doing?

(engine starts)

Dixon, if you take the car,

how are Liam and I supposed
to get home?

Well, uh, unlike me,
you guys can walk.

Dixon, get out the car.

Enjoy the woods.

Dixon, hey, hey.

Stop playing, man.

Dixon, hey!

Come on, come on, come on,
work, work, work, work, work.

Oh, come on, come on.

(phone rings)

Hello, hello.

Liam, it's Carrie.

I have been looking
all over for you.

There's this huge party
up on Melrose...

Yeah, yeah, Liam's not here.

Where is he?
(over phone): Uh, I don't know.

Look, I have been trying
for the past half hour

to get cell phone reception.

We were camping
near Bodhi Mountain Resort,

and our so-called friend

stole our car, and, and I had...

(phone beeping)
Hello?

Hello? What?

(sighs)

Is that Naomi's glamp-site?

Oh, thank God.

(laughs)

(sighs)

♪ ♪

NAOMI:
Holy crap.

Oh, don't worry,
you'll be fine.

The ropes course is
a piece of cake.

The rope course?

You're Ryan Lochte.

You're standing in front of me,
shimmering like a gold medal.

And that's scary, yeah.

Yeah, seriously, I would
love to race Phelps on that.

(laughter)

Let's go, babe.

I thought your mom said
you didn't have time

for a girlfriend.
I don't, but does
she look unhappy?

I'm so happy.

(both laugh)

Okay, Naomi.

I love you.
Yeah,

he's a god,
all right,

so let's quit stalling
and let's do this.

(groans)

FYI, wearing a blindfold
does not inspire

trust or
confidence.

Just follow my voice.

Come on.

Stick your foot out,
come on.

(groans)
You got it.

It's r-- put...

Oh.
There you are, there you are,
there you are.

One foot in front
of the other.
Okay, okay.

Yeah, uh-huh.

You see?

Okay.

We can get through
anything together.

Uh-huh.

You got it,
there you go.

Oh, okay, oh, oh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Naomi, don't grab that.

You're gonna throw us
off balance.

In case you haven't
noticed, I am

a little off
balance already.

No, no, no, honey,
you have to let...
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!

(both screaming)

That sucked!

Honey, it wouldn't
have happened

if you'd just
trusted me.

No, it wouldn't
have happened

if you hadn't had us do
this stupid rope course!

I wanted to have
a calm, happy,

perfect, relaxed weekend

so that we could get closer as
a couple, not play boot camp.

(sighs)

Thanks.

You're seriously
going to do this?

Yeah, it's for work
and I'm professional.

I'm gonna dance the hell
out of that pole.

You mean like this?

Oh, yeah, baby,
like it like this.

No.
WOMAN:
Just so we're clear,

that's not even close
to what we're doing.

(laughs)
Sorry.

They're subbing
as my backup dancers.

Pole dancing doesn't have
to be sleazy.

You know, people use it
for exercise

or to build self-esteem.

SILVER:
How does one

build self-esteem
pole dancing exactly?

Do you want to feel sexy?

Try dancing in front
of a live audience.

Trust me, there is
nothing like it.

You girls ready
to get going?

20,000 people
have already seen me naked.

Why the hell not?

Ha.

Come on, Annie,

don't you want to learn
some new moves

for your pretend boyfriend?

Wait, you have
a pretend boyfriend?

Well, the cute guy from
the restaurant asked me out,

and so I said
I was in a relationship.

Okay, well,
that's not going to stop him

'cause guys don't care
if you're in a relationship.

To them it's just
this big game,

and that's why it's up to us

to show them who's in control.

ANNIE:
W-Whoa,

where did that come from?

No idea.

(all laugh)

MAN (over TV):
Forecast-- plenty of sunshine
through today with...

Navid, what are
you doing here?

Short version?

Liam took us camping,
then disappeared into the woods,

and Dixon took off
with our car.

How's your day going?

(chuckles)
Not great.

(sighs)

Has Max been here?
Haven't seen him.

Oh, I-I left Liam a note
so he can meet me here,

we can take a cab
back into town.

He should be here any minute so
we don't... ruin your weekend.

Trust me, it's already ruined.

I have to tell Max
something horrible,

and I tried to create
the perfect moment

so that he doesn't get
angry at me,

but instead
I just made it so much worse.

Yeah, there's no perfect time
to give bad news.

Today I had to tell Dixon
that he couldn't open my club,

and, and maybe
I could have been nicer,

but it still would have ruined
our weekend.

I know people say

honesty is the best policy,
but most of the time

you just end up wishing
you kept your mouth shut.

Like now.

And I was
just named...

Is that my tent?

Yes.

I cannot believe

that Liam Court, my costar

from Corporate Invaders 2,

is lost in the woods,
which is why I am here

to oversee every stage
of the rescue effort.

I can get a copy of that
for my reel, right?

Thank you.
Excuse me.

(chuckling):
Uh, what are you doing here?

I am so glad Liam finally
jumped on the publicity train.

Where is he,
at a bar somewhere?

No, Liam is not at
a bar and he's not

lost in the
woods, okay?

H-He went to
get firewood.

How long ago was that?

I don't know, like,
three hours ago?

Oh, my God, he
probably is lost.

Why are actors
so freaking flaky?

Where did you
last see him?
At our campsite

a couple miles down the road.
Where are you going?

I'm going to find
your stupid little boyfriend

before he gets eaten
by a bear.

Good idea.

TAYLOR:
You made it.

Ready for dress rehearsal?

I can't wait to get
your professional opinion.

Oh, hey, do you mind
sitting in the chair

so that I can mark
my performance?

Okay, I believe
the story is,

I meet a stranger in a bar,

he comes back
to my place,

I change into something
a little bit more comfortable.

And then I put on some music.

♪ ♪

♪ You flash a smile,
you think I'll fall ♪

♪ You push me back
against the wall ♪

♪ The time has come
to pay or play ♪

♪ But I slip away ♪

♪ Do you want to touch me now? ♪

♪ Like that, like this ♪

♪ Do you hunger for my kiss? ♪

♪ My neck, my mouth ♪

♪ I've been down
and all around ♪

♪ You know you do ♪

♪ It's a game
you're gonna lose ♪

♪ 'Cause, baby, when you look
straight into my eyes ♪

♪ I've got you with a spell,
you're hynotized ♪

♪ Don't try to run away
or tell me your lies ♪

♪ So, baby, give in ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a snake charmer ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Try to pretend you're chill,
so cool ♪

♪ I know your type,
I'm not a fool ♪

♪ You only want
what you can't get ♪

♪ No, no, not yet ♪

♪ Do you want to touch me now? ♪

You really showed me how
unprofessional I'm feeling.

Of course,
I already knew that.

I wanted to prove
you felt the same way.

I have to go.

ANNIE:
So,

we erased your nude photos,
did a little pole dance,

dinner and a movie.

I think we've had
a pretty full day.

Am I missing anything?

Hmm, how about,
why you lied to Colin

about having a boyfriend?

Look,

Colin is great,
but if we started dating,

eventually I would have to
tell him that I dated a priest,

and before that

I was essentially a prostitute.

Who wants to be
with someone like that?

I'm damaged goods.

Are you kidding me?

How's this
for damaged goods?

I took those photos

because I'm about to have
a baby with a gay guy

and then have my breasts
surgically removed.

That's like

a 100% chance no one's gonna

ever find me attractive again.

No, it is not.
Whose online dating profile

would get more hits--
ex-hooker or a single teen mom?

Hmm.
Part of me wishes

I would have left
those nude photos online.

(chuckles)

I mean, you were right,

being called beautiful
didn't totally suck.

Yeah, neither did
being asked out by a cute guy.

So maybe you say yes,

and then

if things go well and he happens

to find out
about your past later,

then hopefully he can deal.

But for now why don't
we just enjoy ourselves?

You're right.

I mean, if I'm too pretty
to be single

and your body is a work of art,

then who are we to tell
people that they're wrong?

(both laughing)

(clacking)

Oh, come on, come on, come on.

CARRIE:
Need a hand with that?

What are you doing here?

How did you find me?

I grew up hunting
and fishing in Montana.

I know how
to take care of myself.

But let's go.

I got a flock of reporters
waiting to hear how

I rescued you
from certain death.

I would rather die in the woods.

I came out here to get away from
all your crazy publicity stunts,

and what happens?

I get lost like some
overprivileged jerk.

You know what your problem is?

Your movie career

just fell into your lap.

I have busted my ass
for six years

to get to where I am,
and these publicity stunts

are going to make our movie
more successful

and land us
our next acting jobs.

Unlike you, I don't sit around

expecting life
to hand me things.

Wait.

(sighs)

You're right. I...

practically had to be dragged
into being a model and an actor.

And maybe I got a little lazy.

Started taking things
for granted.

But I didn't used
to be like this.

I-I know how
to get things done.

Just not campfires.

About this publicity thing...

if I... if I play along,

can we just
take it down a notch?

I-I got to have
a little sanity in my life.

Maybe. Depends on how good
your acting is.

(sighs)

(sighs)

It'll look better
for the cameras.

(sighs)

(crickets chirping)

Max.

I've been looking
all over for you.

I wanted to apologize.

I was trying to make
this whole weekend perfect,

and then, I almost ruined it.

Look, I know
that you think

that this ropes
course is silly.

I just

think that it's important
for you

to be able to trust me.

To know that I'm gonna be there
for you, no matter what.

Come on up here.

Ah.

There we go.

Oh. Well, what
are you doing?

I want you to fall
backwards into my arms.

Oh.
(laughs)

From up here? No.

Come on.
No. Are you crazy?!

You don't have to worry.
I'm gonna catch you.

(sighs)
Okay.

Turn around.
It's okay.

Take it easy.

Okay, okay, okay.
This is terrifying.

I know. Honey,

look at me.

Just trust me.

I'm ready
when you're ready.

Okay.

(panting)
Okay?

Uh-huh. Okay.

(sighs)

(screams)

Oh.
I got you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, you did it!

Yeah.
We did it!

Yeah. I'm not gonna
let you fall.

Oh!

Mmm.

This is it.

This is my perfect moment.

This is what I wanted
this whole weekend for.

(sighs)

Now I know nothing
can ever come between us.

(sighs)
What is it?

Is there something
you want to tell me?

Why would I ruin
a perfect moment by talking?

Naomi...

I know about the kiss.

You what?

What are you doing?

Alec trusted me enough
to tell me the truth.

And you didn't.

(sighs)

You're back!

Hey.
(laughing):
Hi.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Uh, hey.
Hi.

Uh, what-what
brought this on?

Oh, I just missed you so much.

Mmm.
Okay, so I-I'm guessing
the video shoot went well.

It was just a dress rehearsal.

(laughs)

Well, whatever it was-- I mean,
the outfit, the attitude--

it's working
for you.
Mm-hmm.

And it's working
for me, too.

Yeah. (laughs)

Remind me to thank
Taylor later.

You know what?
It's, um, getting late.

We should go to sleep.

We can talk more
in the morning.

Wait...

(crickets chirping)

The camp people told me
you got a ride back into town.

I was afraid
I wouldn't find you here.

Why didn't you just
tell me the truth, Naomi?

Max, Alec set me up.

He kissed me, and had someone
take photos of us.

I know that.

He-he was
trying to prove

that you had cheated on me once,
and that you would do it again.

He said that you would
never tell me about the kiss.

I said he was wrong.

I was going to tell you,
I swear to God.

I was waiting
for the perfect moment,

and it never came.

I spent the entire weekend
trying to get you to trust me.

What are you so afraid of?

Well, why should you believe me,
Max?

You know, Alec is right.

I mean, I've done horrible,
horrible things.

So, why should you ever
trust me again?

Well, 'cause
I kind of thought

that that's what
love was all about.

Max, I am sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I promise
I will try to do better.

Will you please forgive me
just one more time?

I can't lose you.

I can't.

You really hurt me, Naomi.

I don't...

I don't know if we can go
back to the way we were before.

(crowd chatter)

I rewrote my paper.

No Wikipedia.

Stayed up all night.

Really?

I thought you spent your weekend
being rescued by your costar.

(sighs)

All right, look,
I know you don't think

I'm serious about your class,

or anything, really,

but succeeding here
is important to me,

and I'm going to work hard
to make sure that happens.

I have students in my class
that work full-time

to put themselves
through school,

yet they managed to turn in
fully-researched papers on time.

Still, here you are,
asking for special treatment.

I just want a chance.

I already gave you a chance.

And I gave you an
"F" on this report.

Hey!
What did you think?

That you were just
gonna flash that smile,

and I'd swoon like
some moon-eyed groupie?

As of right now, you're
failing my class.

Feel free to drop
out at any point.

NAVID:
Just finish this side,

and we need one more coat, and

you're good to do.

Appreciate it.

Hey.

You made it.

Uh... Dixon I wanted
to talk to you.

I'm just
dropping off the keys, man.

Dixon, about yesterday.

When that actress showed up,
I realized that sometimes

I don't think before I speak,
and I just... I ruin everything.

And, hey, I don't want you
to think

that this was anything personal.

It was just a business decision.

Yeah.

Yeah, no sweat.

Really? 'Cause, dude,
you have no idea...

I spoke to Liam this morning.
Seems he'd love

for me to open this club.

Liam owns this bar, not you,

which means you lose.

It was just a business decision.

I hope we can still be friends.

(phone rings)

Hey, sweetie.

I was just thinking about you.

♪ ♪

Excuse me?

Do you know
where I can sign up?

I cannot believe
I got to feed a baby tiger!

He was so cute.
And all those baby crocodiles.

How did you know all those
people at the animal reserve?

Oh, I used to volunteer at a
game reserve in Kenya, and plus,

I helped one of those guys

get his nude photos
down off the Web.

Mm. You are such a liar.

Well, um, that was

maybe the best date ever.

Yeah?

I'm glad things didn't work out
with that other guy.

Me, too.

Good night.

Oh, you're back.

Ah, did you have an actual date
with Colin?

Well, looks like you and Max
might have a cool couple

to hang out with after all.

How was your fantasy weekend?

Uh, Max and I...

hit a bit of a speed bump.

But... that's all right.

I'm not gonna
let that happen again.