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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
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Louie's late.
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Do you think that bully's
messing with him again?
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Yes, I do.
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Louie, not again.
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This bullying has to stop.
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What, this?
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I couldn't find my hoodie, so I
went in a different direction.
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Incoming!
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Not funny, Dwayne!
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Hey, guys. Ready for some
exciting Scott news?
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Yes!
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Anyway, Scott asked me to babysit
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his cousin next Saturday,
but my calendar app froze.
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I'm available, right?
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Wow, you really think I have your
entire social schedule memorized?
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That's insulting.
You're free till dinner.
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Great.
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He's releasing baby turtles
into the wild that Saturday.
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I'm going to score
some serious Scott points.
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How old is the kid?
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- Two.
- Two?
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Have you not heard of the terrible twos?
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They're terrible.
It's in the name.
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That's why you're going to help me.
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- I don't want to help.
- Okay.
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I'll just give him some coffee and
let him play on the fire escape.
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Bye!
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Okay, I'll help, I'll help.
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Crustless sandwich?
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Crust?
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Oh.
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Apparently I'm serving
the queen of england.
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Thank you, miss hathaway.
Everything is scrumptious.
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So very scrumptious.
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Aw, you girls are the sweetest.
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You remind me of my own little princess.
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Look at those freaks.
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Yeah, like little
fancy-pants robots.
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Please pass the scrumptious tea cakes.
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It would be my scrumptious pleasure.
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But seriously, pass the tea cakes.
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Why are you wearing only one sneaker?
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Dwayne's still got my other one.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Louie, you've got to deal
with this guy once and for all.
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What's your scariest haunt?
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Well, I have been working
on a giant spider illusion.
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Then that's what
you've got to do. Let's see it.
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- What about the party?
- Who cares about them?
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They can't see you.
Just do it.
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All right, but I'm not responsible for
the terror you're about to witness.
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Cower before my spider fangs!
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Ooh, a fly.
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You're all mine, tiny insect.
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Who's ready for pudding?
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- Louie, wait! Don't go!
- Oh!
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- It's butterscotch.
- My dress!
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Mrs. snodgrass,
I-I am so, so sorry.
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For ruining our event, or your
daughter's reckless behavior?
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This party's over.
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Oh!
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So, same time next month?
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Frankie, you just ruined my party.
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Sorry. I'll help you
clean up.
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This might take a while.
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What am I going to do with you?
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I've tried lecturing,
I've tried grounding.
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- Nothing works.
- Pardon me.
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I overheard your conversation
with your daughter.
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Ugh, I couldn't be more embarrassed.
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Spoke too soon.
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I had the same problem
with my little girl.
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Then I sent her to
lady beauchamp's charm academy.
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She came back a perfect angel.
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It was the best two weeks of my life.
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Other than every day
I get to spend with you.
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Wha...?
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Here's lady beauchamp's card.
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Were those two for real?
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Yeah, talk about weird.
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Thank goodness my mom
would never send me
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to a stupid charm academy.
Right, mom?
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Her name is Frankie hathaway.
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We'll be there first thing
in the morning.
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Pardon me, sir.
I think you may have
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wandered out
of the Baker... Ray?
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'Sup.
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What is this?
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Ah-ha. Pretty cool, huh?
Hey!
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Hit a bit of a dry spell.
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I'm trying to update my look to get
some work with some younger bands.
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Hip it up, am I right?
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Can you even breathe in those pants?
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Ha-ha! Doesn't matter, because
everybody will be looking at my hair!
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Miles, what is all this?
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Just making this place safe
for Scott's little cousin.
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You padded a pillow?
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You're right.
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Let's just prop them up
against a rock instead.
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Check this out.
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Good thing that air bag was there.
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Thanks to me, this place will be
totally childproof.
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Miles, when I asked you to help, I
just wanted you to change diapers.
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I can handle the rest.
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Who chained down the toilet seat?
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I'm trying to prevent accidents.
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Well, you're about to have one.
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Miles is getting us ready to babysit
Scott's two-year-old cousin.
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Babysit?
Are you nuts?
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Have you not heard of the terrible twos?
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They're terrible!
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Thank you!
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Mom, it's just a little kid.
How hard can it be?
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You say that now, but you'll
be coming to the expert later.
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Michelle hathaway knows a thing
or two about raising kids.
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Frankie, put down the axe
and get ready for manners camp!
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I got to go.
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I still can't believe you're making me
spend two weeks in this freak show.
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Yeah, Michelle.
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This place gives me the
creeps, and I'm a ghost.
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Would you two stop?
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This academy is the very
definition of class.
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Oh, these are good.
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Welcome to beauchamp's charm academy.
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I am lady beauchamp.
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And you must be francesca.
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Ugh, I do not remember eating that.
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Frankie!
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I apologize, lady beetlejuice...
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madame bovary...
ma'am.
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Not to worry, miss hathaway.
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In two weeks' time your daughter will be
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the well-mannered girl
you've always dreamt of having.
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Oh, thank you. I know there's
a sweet girl in there.
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Deep, deep in there.
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Okay, it is time for me to go.
I love you.
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And I will be back next week to visit.
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Try to act classy.
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This is so unfair.
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Relax, Bud.
This is gonna be fun.
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I'm planning on giving old lady butt
chomp two weeks she'll never forget.
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Two weeks?
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How in the world will you ever
get through this without me?
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I should go.
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Francesca, that's an awfully large
bag for such a petite girl.
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Let's take a look inside, shall we?
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Ah.
Jelly beans.
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Or perhaps miniature smoke bombs?
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Oh!
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Whoa, how did those get in there?
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And what else do we have?
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Night vision goggles,
crowbar, a man's wig?
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You can have it when I'm done with it.
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Any tricks you may have, tiny
monster, I've already seen.
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You haven't seen this one, big red.
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I guess you have.
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Fit her for a skirt!
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Hey, you okay?
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This house feels so empty
without Frankie.
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I can barely remember
what she looks like.
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Louie, it's been three hours...
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...and seven minutes.
I miss her so much!
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But this is going to be good for her.
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If only there was something
to make us feel better.
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And that's not it.
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Hey, hey, hey, homies.
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What do you think?
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Does this say "keeping it fresh"?
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That hasn't been fresh for 20 years.
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You don't think I'm pulling this off?
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I wish you would.
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This is my joke outfit.
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Get a sense of humor, haters.
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Frankie would've loved that.
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- I hope she's doing okay.
- I'm sure she's fine.
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She's just going to learn a few manners.
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It's not like they're brainwashing her.
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A proper lady knows how to walk.
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A proper lady knows how to greet.
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- A proper lady...
- Is always...
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Miles, you've been freaking
out all week baby-proofing.
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And it's done.
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So can you please just calm down?
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Scott's here! Scott's here!
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Hey, Taylor, this is Mikey.
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Hi, Mikey!
You ready to have fun?
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He is too cute.
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- Thanks so much for doing this.
- It's nothing.
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Yeah, because I did all the work!
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Just have fun with the turtles and
know that Mikey is in good hands.
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Good, soft hands.
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Okay, so what do we do first?
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We try not to sit on Mikey.
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Right.
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Don't worry, we got this.
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We don't got this.
We have to get your mom.
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No, this isn't that bad.
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He's wearing a potato chip
bag for a diaper!
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Oh, great.
Now you made him cry.
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He can't even hear me!
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He can sense your negativity!
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Oh, I can't take this anymore!
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Thanks a lot, Miles.
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- You're welcome.
- Aah!
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What are you doing in there?
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Trying to figure out why he's crying.
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It's awful. He's got teeth coming
in and, uh, he's pretty gassy.
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There you go, he needs to be burped.
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Hey, put me down.
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I'm burping you.
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I am two years old.
I do not need to be...
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See? Now stop being
such a baby.
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I'm not a baby!
You're the baby!
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So, I just made poopies.
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Okay, you need to get out of there.
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See? I told you
I knew what I was doing.
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I babysat Frankie when she was
little, and she turned out...
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I don't have to answer to you.
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Taylor, listen.
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What?
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It's quiet.
I think he fell asleep!
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He's gone!
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Wait.
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He can't get far,
thanks to my baby gate.
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Sadly, constance, until you learn
to balance a book on your head,
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you'll never marry real money.
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Next.
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Good afternoon, lady beauchamp.
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Thank you for having me
at your lovely academy.
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Well done, francesca.
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You were a challenge, but I always win.
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Wow, Frankie.
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Your "polite girl" act was perfect.
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Louis, what a pleasant surprise.
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Yeah, like that.
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Hilarious!
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Man, have I missed you.
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How many pranks
have you pulled this week?
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Oh, I no longer do
such childish things, Louis.
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You can drop the act.
It's me.
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I believe you mean,
"it is I."
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Ooh, rehearsal time.
Mustn't dawdle.
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Oh, man, my best friend is gone.
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I just can't stand by and watch.
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Much better.
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Psst! Frankie!
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Frankie!
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Francesca.
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- Hello, dear friend.
- Stop it!
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I got your bag back.
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I'm here to snap you out of this.
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You remember your smoke bombs,
your man wig,
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and your favorite possession of all.
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Bam! Big gert.
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00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:35,104
Give me some sugar.
257
00:14:37,475 --> 00:14:39,375
I appreciate your visit, Louis,
258
00:14:39,377 --> 00:14:41,878
but I simply must prepare
for tonight's parent tea.
259
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,013
I bid you adieu.
260
00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:47,717
It means goodbye.
261
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,687
She's totally lost it.
262
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,159
Here Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.
263
00:14:57,161 --> 00:15:00,796
He's a kid, not a dog.
264
00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:03,032
Shh.
265
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:05,034
I hear something.
266
00:15:09,706 --> 00:15:11,908
Yeah, yeah!
267
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,477
Hello, new Orleans!
268
00:15:17,814 --> 00:15:19,615
Nailed it.
269
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:21,317
Yeah, yeah!
270
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:26,289
I can't un-see that.
271
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:32,995
Uh-oh, it's Scott.
Just be cool.
272
00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:34,430
Hey, Scott, how you doing?
273
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:36,999
Thanks for calling.
Talk to you later.
274
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:38,334
What?
275
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:40,336
You're already on your way back?
276
00:15:40,338 --> 00:15:42,738
Can't wait to see Mikey?
277
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:46,175
I'm repeating everything you're saying?
278
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:48,144
Okay, bye.
279
00:15:48,146 --> 00:15:49,712
Very cool.
280
00:15:49,714 --> 00:15:53,149
We have to find Mikey before Scott gets
here, or he'll never trust me again.
281
00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:56,452
And not to mention something
bad could happen to Mikey.
282
00:15:56,454 --> 00:15:57,954
What?
283
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,122
Oh, yeah. That too.
284
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:12,034
...choo.
285
00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:14,870
Louie, you scared me.
286
00:16:14,872 --> 00:16:16,405
You think I'm scary?
287
00:16:16,407 --> 00:16:19,408
Wait until you see
what they've done to Frankie.
288
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:22,178
Ooh, pleated skirts.
Terrifying.
289
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:25,114
Have you seen that bowl of mints?
290
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,582
Hello, mother.
291
00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:29,085
Look at my perfect little lady.
292
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,920
I picked these just for you, mother.
293
00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:32,288
You can call me mom.
294
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:33,856
Ooh, non-squirting
flowers.
295
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:36,692
- They're beautiful.
- Just like you, mother.
296
00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:39,628
Laying it on a little thick, aren't we?
297
00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:42,832
I've upset you.
That pains me.
298
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,533
Allow me to fetch you a mint.
299
00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:46,535
You're right, Louie.
300
00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:48,704
She's a zombie.
This is terrible.
301
00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:50,673
What have they done to her?
Who has she become?
302
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:53,376
And how long does it take
to fetch a mint?
303
00:16:55,979 --> 00:16:58,080
Where is that baby?
304
00:17:01,284 --> 00:17:03,119
Okay, Scott's going
to be here any second,
305
00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:06,122
- and we can't find Mikey.
- Fine, plan b.
306
00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:09,458
Turn yourself into an illusion
of that kid, go home with Scott,
307
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:15,131
age naturally over the next 20 years,
and make sure no one ever touches you.
308
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,632
Is there a plan c?
309
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,968
You're right, I'm a horrible person.
310
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,236
I lost a child.
311
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:23,305
Why didn't anybody tell me
watching a two-year-old was hard?
312
00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:25,674
Seriously?
313
00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:29,278
That's him. He's close.
314
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,781
Hey, Taylor.
315
00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:33,082
Find Mikey.
316
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:34,650
Hey, Scott.
317
00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:37,219
How'd it go?
Little guy sleeping?
318
00:17:37,221 --> 00:17:39,055
Like a baby.
Don't want to wake him.
319
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,656
Oh, he's so cute when
he sleeps. Just a little peek...
320
00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:43,426
I said, don't wake him!
321
00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:47,029
Until I hear all about the turtles.
322
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:49,865
Tell me about their... Shells.
323
00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:52,401
Uh, I have photos if you want to...
324
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:54,537
yay, let's focus on those.
325
00:17:57,074 --> 00:17:59,975
This is me releasing the baby
turtles back into the water.
326
00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:01,777
Interesting.
327
00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:04,880
It was a really special day.
328
00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:08,517
When you are responsible for
something so little and helpless,
329
00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:12,822
it feels wonderful
to see him return home safely.
330
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,223
Last picture.
331
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:16,325
Last picture!
332
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,296
Okay, Mikey.
333
00:18:20,298 --> 00:18:22,731
Fly like a birdie.
334
00:18:34,644 --> 00:18:36,879
Yes!
335
00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:40,382
The turtles have returned to the sea.
336
00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:44,520
Hey, somebody decided to wake up.
337
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:47,356
He couldn't be happier.
338
00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:50,192
Taylor, you're the best girlfriend ever.
339
00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:52,027
Girlfriend?
340
00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:53,195
Is that okay with you?
341
00:18:53,197 --> 00:18:55,131
Yeah.
342
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:57,500
Mikey fly like birdie!
343
00:18:57,502 --> 00:18:59,602
- Did he just say...?
- Nope!
344
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:01,704
Let's get this little guy home.
345
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:07,610
Scott, it's a baby.
346
00:19:07,612 --> 00:19:09,712
You really need to be careful.
347
00:19:17,521 --> 00:19:19,255
Excuse me, miss beauchamp?
348
00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:23,759
I don't mean to be impolite, but
what have you done to my child?
349
00:19:23,761 --> 00:19:26,028
I did what you could not.
350
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:28,931
I turned her into a lady.
351
00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:30,099
Pledge time.
352
00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:35,704
We need to snap her out of this.
353
00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:39,408
I miss that little girl
who once shaved my eyebrows.
354
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:43,145
I already tried, but nothing worked.
355
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:46,615
A proper lady knows how to walk.
356
00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:49,418
A proper lady knows how to talk.
357
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:53,055
You're her best friend. What can you
do to bring out the real Frankie?
358
00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:55,024
I got it!
359
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:57,927
What does Frankie love more
than anything?
360
00:19:57,929 --> 00:20:00,496
A good haunt.
361
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,867
Who is doing that?
362
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:06,368
Show yourself!
363
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,636
Don't mind if I do.
364
00:20:07,638 --> 00:20:09,738
One scary spider coming up.
365
00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,643
That's not a spider, Louie.
366
00:20:14,645 --> 00:20:16,946
Also, no one can see you,
which is probably a good thing.
367
00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:20,950
So I'm a ladybug.
368
00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:22,318
I don't care.
369
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,288
No one messes with my friend
and gets away with it.
370
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,026
Aah!
371
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:34,263
Stop this now!
372
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:36,632
This is awful.
373
00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:38,734
This is terrible.
374
00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:40,502
This is...
375
00:20:40,504 --> 00:20:43,072
The coolest thing I've ever seen!
376
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:44,540
Way to go, Louie!
377
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:45,908
Yes! She's back!
378
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,811
Are you behind this, francesca?
379
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:51,547
Nope. Got to give props
to my best friend on this one.
380
00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:54,516
And also, the name's Frankie.
381
00:20:54,518 --> 00:20:57,820
Your daughter is a savage!
382
00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:00,222
Uh, mother, may I please?
383
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,523
You hear that, butt chomp?
384
00:21:01,525 --> 00:21:03,659
She just said please.
385
00:21:12,702 --> 00:21:16,438
I hate children.
386
00:21:19,643 --> 00:21:21,710
Louie, that was awesome.
387
00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:23,545
Thanks. And let's stick
with Louis.
388
00:21:23,547 --> 00:21:27,283
It kind of makes me sound important.
389
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:29,518
You got it, Louie.
390
00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:33,555
Sweetie, I never
should've sent you here.
391
00:21:33,557 --> 00:21:36,392
You're not a proper lady, but who is?
392
00:21:36,394 --> 00:21:38,127
- Mom?
- Yes, my pumpkin?
393
00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:40,696
The cops are coming we should motor.
394
00:21:49,807 --> 00:21:51,674
I'm going back to charm school.
395
00:21:51,676 --> 00:21:54,076
- Me too.
- I'll drive.
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