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Just one more bowl of ghost snaps.

Okay, now I just need the milk.

I'll just hand it to you.

Hey, Miles, how big a doof
is your brother?

Frankie, that's not Miles.

Huh?

Oh, I should've known that wasn't Miles.

No one's lectured me
on my posture since I sat down.

That thing creeps me out,
and it's ruining my appetite.

That thing is our school mascot.

The gymnastics team always guards it

before the big homecoming game
so our rivals won't steal it.

Meadow's coming over later to help.

Right, because that's
a two-person job.

Anyway, Meadow can see you guys now
but she doesn't know you're ghosts.

So stick to your cover story.

Uh, we're circus performers hiding out
while we work on our new routine.

Seriously?

Don't worry, Taylor.
Louie and Ray will be busy

helping me out with my
Internet commercial, hmm?

Pie squared is going viral.

And I'm not referring to what
the health inspector found

growing behind the fridge.

Michelle asked me to direct
due to the massive popularity

of my online videos.

Remember, ladies, only four
months until swimsuit season.

Anyway, just please remember, no
ghosting while Meadow is here.

Hey, fam, guess who's got
his head in the clouds.

Give me a fork.
I'm popping him.

Don't.

Hello?
Taylor?

It's Meadow, she's early.
Tie your head down.

Meadow!
So good to see you.

So... So...

So okay, hug time is over.

Hey, guys.

Oh, I don't think I've met you before.

I'm Miles Preston.

Meadow, you have no idea how good it is

to be seen by you...
see you.

Nothing weird about that.

Everybody sees everybody.

Okay, enough chitchat.

Well, it must be really exciting
living with the amazing prestons.

Never a dull moment.

Who's ready to make a commercial?

Let's rock this!

That didn't come out
as cool as I had hoped.

Dad, you know where
the pie is I asked for?

Mm-hmm, boom!

Ooh, this is blueberry,
and I kind of asked for apple.

What difference does it make?

You're adorable.

While I have you here, just a few tiny
thoughts on the jingle you wrote.

Only worry about the marked up areas.

Hmm.

This is all marked up!

Exactly.
Worky-worky time.

Wow, how annoying is he gonna get?

Annoying? No.

He's been called a genius
by video blogger superfart64.

And I need this commercial.

It's worked for the pizza joint
down the street.

So please, respect his process.

What'd he say about you?

Called me a young Jennifer Lawrence.

Okay, places everyone.

Michelle, where's your co-star?

Sorry, I was in the bakery.

Reading.

Frankie, you ruined your makeup.

Sometimes, I wonder if I'm the only
one who cares about this project.

Let's just rehearse this.

And... Action!

Oh, hello.
I didn't see you there.

I'm Michelle hathaway.
Welcome.

Here at pie squared, we use
only the finest ingredients

to bake the world's best pies,

but don't take my word for it.
Ask my daughter.

At pie squared, every warm slice of
pie comes with a big scoop of love.

Okay, how do I put this nicely?

I can't, so I won't.

What?
I thought it was good.

- You were fantastic.
- Really?

No.
See, that's acting.

- Michelle?
- Yes?

Perfection.

Oh, thank you, Louie.
He's so wise.

And dad, anytime you want
to look over my thoughts

on your jingle,
couldn't happen soon enough.

Okay, just a second.

Louie, you're just being a little rude.

Sorry, pops, but I'm the director,
and the director is king.

All right,
we're all struggling here a bit.

Let's just take five, then start again.

Michelle, we've got problems.

Frankie can't act, and my dad's song

makes me wish I lived
in a world with no music.

I blame myself.
I'm outshining them.

As hard as it is to say, we've
got to get rid of those two.

Huh, actually,
it wasn't that hard to say.

You can't fire Frankie and Ray.

It'll break my heart.

Get rid of 'Em.

Do you think anyone will recognize
inchie in this disguise?

Who's inchie? All I see is
George Washington in a dress.

Oh, hey, guys. What a coinky-dink,
all three of us ending up here

at the bakery at the same time.

What are we up to?

We were disguising inchie.

Aren't you supposed to be
working on your circus routine?

Away from here?
Somewhere else?

Nope.

Hey, you know what
inchie's disguise is missing?

A handlebar moustache.

Stop!

Hammer time.

Go inchie, go inchie.

Okay.

Anyway, I love the moustache idea.

Let's try it out on you.

Okay, okay, that was fun.

Meadow, didn't you say
you needed to use the bathroom?

No.

- Are you sure?
- Taylor, I think I'd know.

Be right back.

What are you doing?
You got too close.

Her hands almost went through you.

Well, I thought since she can see me,
the three of us can all hang out.

I think that sounds fun.

It does.

Or, maybe when the three of us
are hanging out,

what if you were sort of not there?

That'd just be
the two of you hanging out.

Thank you so much for understanding.

I don't understand.

I'm your best ghost friend.
Meadow's your best human friend.

Let's link this triangle
and all hang out together.

I'm sorry.
In a perfect world,

it'd be great if
the three of us could hang out,

but Meadow's terrified of ghosts.

This is a delicate situation.

We need to be alert, ever-watchful,
constantly on our toes,

and aware of our surroundings.

If we're not,
something bad could happen.

Something bad just happened!

What?

Inchie is gone, but I was
only talking to Miles

- for a second.
- It was more than a second,

and it felt closer
to a lecture than a talk.

Maybe we could catch them
before they get away.

I hope so.
That's my grandma's wig.

Should we feel bad we're shooting the
commercial without Frankie and Ray?

Do you want it to be good?

- Yes.
- Then no.

Michelle, I handled it
like a professional.

I told them we weren't gonna
shoot until later

and sent them to the roller rink.

Now, let's make magic.

It's time to act!

I still can't believe what
happened at the roller rink today.

That was embarrassing.

I think I handled myself pretty well.

I don't wanna fall!
I don't wanna fall!

You literally can't bruise.

The stakes couldn't be any lower.

S-slow down, you maniac!

Stupid wheel feet.

Promise me you won't tell
anyone what happened.

I don't make promises I can't keep.

Here at pie squared,
we're a family-owned bakery

that uses only the finest ingredients
to bake the world's best pies.

But don't take my word for it.
Ask my daughter.

At pie squared,
every warm slice of pie comes

with a big old scoop of love.
I love you, mommy.

I love you too, Frankie.

What?
They replaced me?

- That is so offensive.
- You're right.

She really is good.

Nobody fires Frankie hathaway.

Time to sabotage this commercial.

- You in?
- Frankie!

It'd be completely inappropriate
for me as an adult to...

They changed my perfect jingle!

Oh, now, I'm mad.

No sign of inchie.

Turns out, cops don't take you seriously
when you report a missing worm judge.

Well, I've got good news and bad news.

The good news is. Whoever took
inchie left behind this note.

What's the bad news?

He's out there without his moustache.

"Happy homecoming, losers."

Could this get any worse?

Hey, Taylor.

Yup.

We just stopped by to help you
take inchie to the game.

Ooh, by the way, where is he?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How do I know you're not
being bribed by the other team

to get information out of me?

In fact, how do I know you're
actually Sophie and Susan?

Wow, you're really
taking this seriously.

Which is great,
because we don't want to be

the first gymnastics team
in school history

to lose our mascot for homecoming.

Oh, I know.
Everyone would hate our guts...

Forever.

Okay, see you at the game.

This is horrible.
Where the heck is that worm?

Davis drycleaners.

The note's written on the back
of one of their receipts.

That's probably where
they're hiding inchie.

Of course!
Brian Davis is the quarterback

on the rival team.
His parents own that place.

Miles, I need you to come with me.

I might need ghosting help.

Ho, ho, ho.
Now, you want my help.

Earlier, I remember a certain someone

telling me they didn't want me
around so much.

It was you.

Okay, I didn't find inchie, but if we
put legs and a face on this banana,

what do we have?

A banana with legs and a face?

You're right.

It just doesn't work
without grammy's wig.

Don't worry, we think we know
where inchie is.

Miles and I are off to get him.

Oh, great.
I'm coming with.

No!

I mean, that's not necessary.

Tay, I am not about to abandon
my best friend on this mission.

Plus, this will give me time
to get to know Miles better.

Like, what's his favorite color?

Is he a dog person or a cat person?

Does he have a nickname?

Lavender, dogs, and dimples mccutey.

Miles, you're so funny.

We'll be like the three musketeers.

Group hug!

Whoa, that was awesome!

Circus acrobat, remember?

I love this guy.
Now, come on.

If we're gonna get back inchie, we're
gonna have to all work together.

The three of us together?

We need to go!

Don't worry, I'll be careful!

Starting now.

Okay, guys, just act casual, like
we're not here to steal a giant worm.

The whistling means I'm casual.

It kind of doesn't.

So what's our game plan?

Dimples, you distract the owner while
Taylor and I sneak into the back.

Miles can't talk to her!

He's a loner, a bad boy.
He goes against the rules.

You talk to her. Miles and
I will sneak into the back.

Okay, but don't let her see you.

That should not be a problem.

Hello, can I help you?

Yes, I am here to get my pants hemmed.

That's a real thing.

Great, well,
let's have a look-see.

Right over here, please.

Okay. Well, these pants seem to
be the perfect length already.

What?
You sound like my mom.

Come on, can't a girl
show a little ankle?

How awesome is this?

You, me, and Meadow at the dry cleaners
searching for a worm. Pinch me.

I wish I could.

Keep looking.

- Inchie!
- I beg your pardon?

Huh?

Uh, one more inchie...
Off my hemmie.

Thanksie.

Great rehearsal, ladies.

Now, this one's for real.

Places!

I still don't understand why I'm
not allowed to see the director.

Haven't you ever been
in a commercial before?

- This is what happens.
- Yes, I have, and no, it's not.

Listen, pig tails,
this is how the guy works,

so buck up and get on board.
You don't want

- to mess with me because I...
- We're filming!

Oh, hello, I didn't see you there.

I'm Michelle hathaway.
Welcome.

You know what this performance
is missing?

A big old scoop of Ray Preston.

And... Action.

Here at pie squared...
We're a family-owned bakery

that uses the finest ingredients
to bake the world's best pies.

But don't take my word for it.

Just ask my phony, fake daughter.

I thought we weren't
supposed to change the words.

Oh, I love you too, angel.

You're my little pumpkin pie.

You're a freak!

Really?
Would a freak do this?

Yes!

Okay.
I have a few notes.

Guys, I found him!

How do we get up there?

Miles, would you give me a boost?

Uh, sure.
You have a terrific smile.

Not a confidence boost, a boost up.

But thank you.

Mrs. Davis is coming.
Hide!

How does she not see him?

She probably thinks he's a mannequin.

Now, where is that pantsuit?

Uh-ohh!

Try and hide!

I don't remember doing any of this.

You're usually such a pro.

What got into you?

- Dad.
- Ray.

I guess you caught us.

Hey, mom, who am I?

I can't believe you two
would do this to me.

You destroyed my commercial.

Well, you destroyed our feelings.

Look, I was just trying
to make a great commercial.

This thing was never about egos.

Louie, you were incredibly rude,
and what's worse, dishonest.

Let me go on record and say
I fought for both of you.

Look, I'm sorry.

It's just that I was so excited
Michelle wanted my expertise.

It was nice feeling wanted.

That almost never happens, and
by "almost never," I mean never.

You know what?

I guess I could've been
more open to your suggestions.

And, Louie,
you should always feel wanted.

Thanks, dad.

Turn off your jacket, son.

No.

And, Frankie, I never
should've fired my own daughter.

When I say it out loud,
it sounds really obvious.

I got to admit, I didn't like
seeing someone else take my place.

Oh, no one can replace you.
You're one-of-a-kind.

Ray cried at the roller rink!

- Frankie!
- What?

I held it in for 20 minutes.

Coming.

All right, you made it over there.

Just unhook inchie,
and let's get out of here.

Oh, is that what we should do?

Taylor, I think I'm slipping.

- Don't let go.
- I can't hang on.

- Miles, do something.
- Like what?

I'm only human, remember?

I'm going to drop down.
Miles, catch me.

Don't think that's a good idea.

Yeah, not gonna work.

- Why not?
- Because...

- Miles, tell her.
- No, that's okay.

- You can tell her.
- No, I insist.

- No, I insist.
- Guys!

Ah!

What just happened?
How'd you do that?

You know, I happen to have
cat-like reflexes.

Except that time.

You got it!

Mom!
It's time to go to the game!

Hey, what are you girls doing here?

Girls?
Dimples mccutey is no girl.

You lose, Davis.
We're taking back our worm.

You're not taking inchie anywhere.

That's what you think!

Run!

How awesome was today?

I still have a sock
from the laundry basket.

Miles, you were great.

Yeah, we never would've gotten
inchie back if it weren't for you.

Oh, please.
It was a group effort.

You know, after I figured out
where he was.

And I saved Meadow from falling.

And I created a diversion.

- And I...
- Okay, thank you.

Guys, I got to tell you.

Today was the most fun I've ever had.

The three of us should
definitely hang out more.

Actually, today was fun, but you
probably won't be seeing much of me.

It's a busy life for us circus folk.

You know, I was just thinking.

Sure, it may be tricky
with you being an...

Acrobat...

But I say we find a way to make it work.

After all, we are
the three musketeers, right?

Yes!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, that's cool.

That's great.

So, what should be our next mission?

- The game!
- Let's go!

And before this night ends,
we are doing that group hug.

Yay.

This is my commercial?

You're welcome.

But it's just a loop of Michelle

sticking her face in a pie
over and over again.

It's a masterpiece.

Well, you know what they say.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Louie, you need

to remove this
from the Internet right...

wow, 16,000 hits.

Right after it plays for a few months.

I really am a star.