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Synced and corrected by Katniss
Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com
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who's ready to play zombietown?
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I figured out a way to play so the zombies
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and the humans can live in peace.
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- That is awesome.
- I know.
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I'm quite the humanitarian.
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Sorry, I'm talking to Meadow.
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Of course. Meadow.
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Who else do you ever talk to these days?
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I bet it looks amazing.
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She's at the salon
getting highlights for our
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team yearbook photo.
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Well,
whoopdi-doodlie-doo.
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I'll see you tonight when you
come over to watch the movie.
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We're still dressing up
as the characters, right?
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You're so hilarious.
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She's so hilarious.
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Hang up.
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Okay, I'll see you then.
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Tonight, Meadow and I are
watching this crazy movie
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about two best friends who
are half cat, half mermaid.
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It's called "purrmaids."
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Wow.
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So, you ready for a game of zombietown?
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Let's play!
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Oh, my gosh, I gotta remember
to do that for Meadow later.
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She does this one impression where...
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I think we've established she's hilarious.
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What does that mean?
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It means, all I've been
hearing about all the time
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is Meadow, Meadow, Meadow.
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Seems like lately we've
barely been able to hang out.
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What? We hang out.
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Really? Let's look at the facts.
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This is the time you've spent with Meadow
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over the past two weeks,
and this is the time
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you've spent with me, and this...
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Is the time you've spent
looking at this chart.
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Well, if that's the
case, then prepare to make
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that Miles wedge a whole
lot bigger 'cause I'm about
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to take you down to zombietown.
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Awesome. Uh, here.
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You're the girl with just a torso.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Don't worry, you can earn your legs.
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Meadow, your hair!
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Meadow.
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I was so excited, I had to show you.
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I love it. It looks so different.
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No, it doesn't. It's a stupid blue stripe.
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It's not too crazy?
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It's just the right amount of crazy.
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That's what the color is called!
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"Just the right amount of crazy."
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Come look at it in the sunlight.
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Now I see why zombies eat people.
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"Oh, no, not my blue hair!"
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Have you guys seen all my silverware?
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You might want to ask him.
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Louie, that is not funny!
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Tell them they need to
dismantle fork-enstein.
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I apologize if that's not your real name.
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Why am I even talking to you?
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Whoa, Louie, you're doing this?
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That is totally... Inappropriate.
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Don't worry. I've got complete control.
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I'll just send him back in the kitchen.
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Oops. Mmhmm.
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Okay, every piece of silverware we own just
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ran out the front door.
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We could always...
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We are not going to eat with our feet.
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I have had it with you two.
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Today it's silverware,
yesterday it was a ferret
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in the tip jar.
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The rabies test came back negative.
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Thanks for asking.
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Every day it's something
different with you kids.
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Is this about what I put in your saxophone?
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What? Ooh!
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Okay, I think we need
more rules around here.
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More rules? But I can barely
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remember the ones that
I'm not following now.
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Yeah, maybe jot them down
for us, we'll give them
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a look-see, and next week,
we can start a dialogue.
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I am done dialoguing. I am dictating.
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As long as you live under our roof,
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you've got to stop driving us crazy.
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- You're right, mom.
- You're darn right, I'm right.
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- We're moving out.
- What?
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Yeah, we are. Where
are you going with this?
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Louie and I are moving
into my tree house...
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Where no one thinks we drive them crazy.
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Come on. Yeah, we're outta here!
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You have cable, right?
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Laters!
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I still can't get over
how good your hair looks.
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You're gonna totally stand out
in the team photo on Monday.
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You should get something done too.
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You'd look awesome with highlights.
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Yeah? I have always wanted to try it.
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I'm so glad we're still talking about hair.
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Do you really think I
should get highlights?
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Definitely! I'll text my stylist
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to see if she can squeeze you in.
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Uh, Taylor, remember me?
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The guy you're supposed
to be eating brains with?
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I'm sorry. I'll be there in just a minute.
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You're in! My stylist, indigo,
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can take you in 15 minutes. Yes!
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And it only takes about three hours.
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- Perfect.
- Are you kidding me?
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Okay, I've gotta get home to
work on my "purrmaids" costume.
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I'm dressing up as kitty fishbottom.
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"Half cat, half fish, all trouble."
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I'm so sorry, Miles.
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We can play zombietown tomorrow,
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but yearbook photos are forever.
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I promise we'll hang out soon.
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Why does it take somebody all afternoon
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just to do your hair?
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Meadow recommends this person
and I completely trust her.
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So... you completely trust Meadow, huh?
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I think she just found a faster
way to highlight your hair.
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So you'll have plenty of
time to play zombietown
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with your good friend, Miles.
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That is a great idea, Meadow.
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Why, thank you, I...
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Okay, getting weird.
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Ugh, how do girls walk in these things?
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Hey, Taylor?
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I mean, hey, Taylor?
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Oh, yeah, my stupid streak.
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Hey, I'm just on my way to see indigo.
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What are you doing here?
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I realized there's a cheaper,
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faster way to do your hair.
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You don't have to spend
three hours in a salon
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to get salon-quality hair.
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You think I should dye my own hair?
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I don't know. Are you kidding?
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You listen to every stupid thing I say.
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I mean... you do
completely trust me, right?
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Of course.
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Plus, if you don't waste the entire day
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in a dumb salon, you'll have plenty of time
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to do cool stuff with other people.
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- Okay, I'll do it.
- Great.
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I'll see you tonight for "purrdogs."
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"Purrdogs"? "Purrmaids."
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You're so hilarious. I'm really not.
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So stop saying that.
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Miles Preston, you are a genius.
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- This is going to be great!
- I know.
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Mom and ray think we're hard to live with.
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They're the ones who are hard to live with.
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And this tree house is way cooler
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than their regular, boring house.
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Surround sound, big-screen TV,
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and daily visits from delightful songbirds.
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I mean...
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And daily visits from delightful songbirds!
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Nice save.
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The best part about tree living?
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No rules and no parents!
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- Knock, knock.
- Hey, hey, hey!
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Oh, look. It's the nosy neighbors.
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If you came to beg us to
come home, don't bother.
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Okay, but you might find
living together isn't as easy
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as you think, right, ray?
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Ha ha!
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Got all of that one! Whoo!
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I mean, Michelle's right.
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It can be a real strain
living in such close quarters.
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In fact, I bet you don't last 24 hours.
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Oh, yeah? Why don't you meet us here
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24 hours from now for dinner
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so we can celebrate how wrong you were?
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Yeah, and for dessert,
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we'll have an
in-your-face souffle.
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And maybe some lemon squares.
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We would love to come to dinner.
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Mainly because we don't
have any silverware.
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See you then. Okay, Michelle.
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You take care now.
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- Ray!
- I mean, right behind you.
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I mean, how many times
do I have to tell you,
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no hitting golf balls in the tree house?
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- They're gone!
- Let's get this party started!
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This is awesome! We
can do anything we want.
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Hey, make it snow. You got it.
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One snowstorm coming up!
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Marshmallows? Even better!
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Yeah! I'm making a huge mess
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and I'm not going to clean it up, yeah!
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Yeah!
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Ain't no party like a tree house party...
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'Cause a tree house party don't stop!
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Word!
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Ooh, good news. A family of humans
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is taking you in for the night.
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Remember, if you eat one
of them, you lose a turn.
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It's worth it for the brains.
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- See, this is fun,
right? - Mm-hmm.
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Oh!
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Time to reveal my gorgeous highlights.
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Brb.
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Oh, I love it when a plan comes together.
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My hair is ruined!
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Look at me.
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It's so hard to.
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I have a yearbook photo
in less than two days.
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And those photos last forever.
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I don't know why I listened to Meadow.
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Because you trust her advice?
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Does this look like good advice?
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It really, really doesn't.
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Hey, tay, I'm here. It's movie...
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What did you do to your hair?
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Exactly what you told me to do.
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Indigo did that to you?
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Taylor, look! It's bigfoot on a pogo stick.
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I didn't go to indigo because
you told me to do it myself.
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- What? - Is that
a hip-hop pilgrim?
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Come on, Meadow, don't act
like this wasn't your idea.
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It wasn't my idea.
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Oh, my goodness, a British
nanny juggling lobsters?
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What?
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Taylor, I never told you to do that.
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Um, you kinda did.
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- Uh, I kinda didn't.
- Yeah, you kinda did.
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Are you kinda saying that I'm lying?
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Kinda.
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I'm kinda enjoying this pilgrim.
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Anyone else?
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You know what? I kinda feel like going.
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Then maybe you kinda should.
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I can't believe she's
totally denying everything.
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I thought we were friends. Who does that?
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How would I know?
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Guess you don't have to worry about seeing
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Meadow around here anymore.
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I'm just going to ignore whatever this is.
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What have I done?
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I destroyed Taylor's hair and
her friendship with Meadow.
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Miles bad.
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Uh-oh!
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Not now, pretty songbirds.
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My stomach.
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That ninth fried cheese-doodle burrito
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may have been a mistake.
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What time is it?
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3:00.
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3:00?
- Our parents!
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Dinner!
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Where is the phone?
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Oh, here.
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Frankie and Louie's tree.
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Hey, it's us. We just want to make sure
260
00:12:29,786 --> 00:12:30,952
we're still on for dinner.
261
00:12:30,954 --> 00:12:32,787
Unless you guys have changed your mind.
262
00:12:32,789 --> 00:12:34,622
No way, we're totally ready.
263
00:12:34,624 --> 00:12:38,459
Dinner's cooking now. Smells delicious.
264
00:12:38,461 --> 00:12:41,329
Frankie, can you help me with the sauce?
265
00:12:41,331 --> 00:12:44,899
I think it needs more tacos.
266
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,835
See you soon.
267
00:12:47,837 --> 00:12:49,670
We've got two hours to get ready.
268
00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:52,540
I'm taking charge. Why you?
269
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:56,277
Because I don't waste
time with stupid questions.
270
00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:58,379
I'll start cooking. You clean up this mess.
271
00:12:58,381 --> 00:13:01,616
I see you're also in charge of nagging.
272
00:13:01,618 --> 00:13:05,620
- What's that?
- I said I like your hair.
273
00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:11,225
Miles... thanks for
watching "purrmaids" with me.
274
00:13:12,961 --> 00:13:15,129
What are friends for?
275
00:13:15,131 --> 00:13:16,764
Listen, there's something
I need to tell you.
276
00:13:16,766 --> 00:13:19,534
I can't believe it took
two hours to get my hair
277
00:13:19,536 --> 00:13:20,401
back to normal.
278
00:13:20,403 --> 00:13:22,603
And Meadow still hasn't
texted to apologize.
279
00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:26,607
Sometimes it's really
hard to say you're sorry.
280
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:29,510
Speaking of that, I'm
sorry for not hanging out
281
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,646
with you when I promised I would.
282
00:13:31,648 --> 00:13:33,314
I'm lucky to have a friend like you.
283
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,750
An honest friend I can
trust. A friend who...
284
00:13:35,752 --> 00:13:39,253
Is trying to watch this movie...
285
00:13:39,255 --> 00:13:41,122
Ms. jibber jabber.
286
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,157
You're right. This is where kitty tells
287
00:13:43,159 --> 00:13:46,727
the super cute fisherman who she really is.
288
00:13:46,729 --> 00:13:49,564
I should have told you this long ago.
289
00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:51,199
I'm a mermaid and a cat.
290
00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:53,668
Phew! That felt good. Not being truthful
291
00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:57,138
to a good friend is a tremendous burden.
292
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,807
We get it, kitty! The truth is important.
293
00:13:59,809 --> 00:14:03,244
And a true friend does what's
best for the friendship,
294
00:14:03,246 --> 00:14:06,347
no matter how difficult or inconvenient.
295
00:14:06,349 --> 00:14:08,583
I can't take it anymore!
296
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:12,420
It was me.
297
00:14:12,422 --> 00:14:13,721
I made myself look like Meadow
298
00:14:13,723 --> 00:14:15,656
and told you to dye your own hair
299
00:14:15,658 --> 00:14:18,259
so we could have time to hang out.
300
00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:20,328
I'm so sorry. What?
301
00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:21,696
Are you kidding me?
302
00:14:21,698 --> 00:14:22,997
I can't believe you would do this.
303
00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:25,433
Because of you, I called Meadow a liar.
304
00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:28,469
In my defense...
305
00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:30,471
No, I've got nothing.
306
00:14:30,473 --> 00:14:34,575
I didn't think you'd actually
let me finish that sentence.
307
00:14:34,577 --> 00:14:35,643
I've gotta apologize.
308
00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:37,545
Thank you, but it's really not...
309
00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:39,247
Not to you, to Meadow.
310
00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:40,681
But how do I explain this? I don't think,
311
00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:43,084
"the ghost I live with impersonated you,"
312
00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:44,385
is gonna cut it.
313
00:14:44,387 --> 00:14:46,721
I've got to fix this.
314
00:14:48,156 --> 00:14:52,994
Ugh, stupid fish tail!
315
00:14:56,665 --> 00:14:59,700
Aw, what's that smell?
316
00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:01,836
Dinner.
317
00:15:01,838 --> 00:15:03,237
It's nice.
318
00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:06,607
Would you tuck in your shirt?
They'll be here any minute.
319
00:15:06,609 --> 00:15:09,443
I told you, I can't make armpit noises
320
00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:12,213
when my shirt's tucked in.
321
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,582
Which you used to think was funny.
322
00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:16,784
I don't see why they can't come next week.
323
00:15:16,786 --> 00:15:19,587
You know your mother drives me nuts.
324
00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:22,156
We're not having this conversation again.
325
00:15:22,158 --> 00:15:23,557
Of course not. Whenever I bring it up,
326
00:15:23,559 --> 00:15:25,159
you shut me down. Here we go again.
327
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:30,097
- Hey, guys!
- We're here!
328
00:15:30,099 --> 00:15:30,898
Louie, look who it is.
329
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:34,135
Oh, boy, welcome to our home.
330
00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:36,404
Refreshing cup of hose water?
331
00:15:36,406 --> 00:15:39,240
Ooh...
332
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:44,211
Uhh... that is not clear at all.
333
00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:45,579
But you two are quite the hosts.
334
00:15:45,581 --> 00:15:49,750
Yeah, I thought by now you'd
be driving each other crazy.
335
00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:51,886
Glad to see there are no problems.
336
00:15:51,888 --> 00:15:54,221
Problems? The only problem I have
337
00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:56,691
with this one is how much fun he is.
338
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,993
Oh, you. We sure do like to laugh
339
00:15:58,995 --> 00:16:00,628
around here, don't we?
340
00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,830
Yes.
341
00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:08,436
Thanks for hopping over.
342
00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:12,606
It's a little joke to break the ice.
343
00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:13,808
Anyhoo.
344
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:18,479
Well, I said I'd come
over and I'm not a liar.
345
00:16:18,481 --> 00:16:20,147
I'm sorry. This was all my fault.
346
00:16:20,149 --> 00:16:22,016
I totally misunderstood your advice.
347
00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:24,218
How did you get "dye your own hair"
348
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,787
from me telling you to go to the salon?
349
00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:32,460
See, there's this, um... I have this...
350
00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:33,761
We could get bogged down with specifics,
351
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:37,264
but I think the important thing
here is that I've apologized.
352
00:16:37,266 --> 00:16:38,532
We good?
353
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:42,103
That's the worst apology I have ever heard.
354
00:16:42,105 --> 00:16:42,770
See ya, Taylor.
355
00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:47,675
It's just really complicated.
356
00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:48,809
Tap out.
357
00:16:48,811 --> 00:16:50,945
What am I doing?
358
00:16:50,947 --> 00:16:53,347
I mean, what are you doing?
359
00:16:53,349 --> 00:16:55,282
Trust me, I got this.
360
00:16:55,284 --> 00:16:57,585
Meadow, wait!
361
00:16:57,587 --> 00:17:01,856
What I was trying to say
is... I made a huge mistake
362
00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:03,424
and really hurt my best friend.
363
00:17:03,426 --> 00:17:08,062
I don't have a good explanation
for what I did, but..
364
00:17:08,064 --> 00:17:10,531
I should have just been honest with you.
365
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:15,336
You're really important to me
and if you could forgive me,
366
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,704
I promise to be a better friend.
367
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:19,907
Of course I forgive you.
368
00:17:19,909 --> 00:17:21,909
And I'm glad we're friends again.
369
00:17:21,911 --> 00:17:23,711
Hug! Look, Harry styles
370
00:17:23,713 --> 00:17:26,347
giving away cupcakes? Where?
371
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:31,886
Uh, never mind, it was
just a parking meter.
372
00:17:32,788 --> 00:17:34,555
Hey, you wanna stay and watch "purrmaids"?
373
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:35,990
Just give me a minute
374
00:17:35,992 --> 00:17:38,659
to go get my cat ears.
375
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,630
- Thanks for what you said.
- Of course.
376
00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:44,632
And don't worry. I get that you're excited
377
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,833
about having a new friend.
378
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:47,735
I'll try to be more understanding.
379
00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:49,637
But I love hanging out with you too.
380
00:17:49,639 --> 00:17:53,040
So I'm going to make sure I
don't miss out on that either.
381
00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:55,676
In the meantime, can you
get rid of those guys?
382
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:00,681
They're really freaking me out.
383
00:18:04,787 --> 00:18:07,922
More beef jerky and
marshmallow fluff casserole?
384
00:18:07,924 --> 00:18:09,490
It's my specialty.
385
00:18:09,492 --> 00:18:10,858
Can you call it your specialty
386
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,861
if it's the only thing you make?
387
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:14,895
It's delicious.
388
00:18:14,897 --> 00:18:16,997
Oh.
389
00:18:16,999 --> 00:18:22,236
Okay, we're not leaving
until you give us this recipe.
390
00:18:22,238 --> 00:18:24,472
It's beef jerky and marshmallows.
391
00:18:25,174 --> 00:18:27,308
What's the crunch coming from?
392
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,843
That could be anything.
393
00:18:30,613 --> 00:18:33,948
Speaking of awesome, I was
playing "ponies vs. Aliens"
394
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,449
the other day and this huge... Louie...
395
00:18:35,451 --> 00:18:39,687
Nobody wants to hear yet another
story about "ponies vs. Aliens."
396
00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:42,857
Then tell your tarantula joke again.
397
00:18:42,859 --> 00:18:46,427
Maybe it'll get a laugh this time.
398
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,896
Sorry, Louie's a little
tired, which is strange
399
00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:52,466
because he didn't lift a
finger to help with dinner.
400
00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:53,100
Hmm.
401
00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:56,337
Francesca, may I see you
over at the hot plate?
402
00:18:56,339 --> 00:19:00,141
Hold on just a moment. Enjoy your meal.
403
00:19:00,143 --> 00:19:02,743
You're embarrassing me
in front of our guests.
404
00:19:02,745 --> 00:19:04,011
I'm embarrassing you?
405
00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:06,881
Your opening toast was a fart.
406
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:08,816
Sounds like trouble in paradise.
407
00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:11,018
Should we go? No, I'm enjoying this.
408
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,654
This is the part where I
get to say, "I told you so."
409
00:19:13,656 --> 00:19:17,591
I mean, I think the children
are learning their lesson.
410
00:19:17,593 --> 00:19:19,827
What is this dessert supposed to be?
411
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:20,895
They're not gonna eat this.
412
00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:22,596
They've shoveled down everything else
413
00:19:22,598 --> 00:19:26,734
I put in front of them.
414
00:19:26,736 --> 00:19:27,801
They're trying so hard.
415
00:19:27,803 --> 00:19:29,270
What do you say we let them off the hook?
416
00:19:29,272 --> 00:19:31,705
Ugh, fine, I can't eat any more of this.
417
00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:33,641
That's because you cleaned your plate.
418
00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:36,010
I have a sweet tooth!
419
00:19:36,012 --> 00:19:40,748
- Let me carry it out.
- I can do it.
420
00:19:44,653 --> 00:19:47,655
Dessert is... oh.
421
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:52,993
Don't worry... These things happen.
422
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:55,663
More to me than most.
423
00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:57,831
We actually should be going.
424
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:00,901
But first, we owe you two an apology.
425
00:20:00,903 --> 00:20:05,406
You aren't driving each other crazy at all.
426
00:20:05,408 --> 00:20:07,541
Glad we made our point.
427
00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:09,710
This may be the hose water talking,
428
00:20:09,712 --> 00:20:13,347
but you two have totally made this work.
429
00:20:13,349 --> 00:20:16,417
In fact, you get along
so well, I think you guys
430
00:20:16,419 --> 00:20:18,886
should live out here forever.
431
00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:20,120
Forever?
432
00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:22,656
That's a long time.
433
00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:26,594
Sure is. Anyway, lovely evening.
434
00:20:26,596 --> 00:20:28,829
Take care now.
435
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:38,672
Well, I guess we showed them, huh?
436
00:20:38,674 --> 00:20:40,941
Now we can stay in the tree house.
437
00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:46,113
Yep. For as long as we want.
438
00:20:46,115 --> 00:20:49,984
I can't do this anymore. I wanna go home.
439
00:20:49,986 --> 00:20:53,087
Movies and television
have really glamorized
440
00:20:53,089 --> 00:20:56,123
tree house living.
441
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,191
I'm sorry about before.
442
00:20:57,193 --> 00:20:59,627
Me too. Maybe they were right about us
443
00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:01,328
being a little hard to live with.
444
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:03,864
We shouldn't be driving each other crazy.
445
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:06,166
Yeah, we should be working together
446
00:21:06,168 --> 00:21:08,769
to drive our family crazy.
447
00:21:08,771 --> 00:21:10,771
Let's go home.
448
00:21:13,675 --> 00:21:15,843
Should we clean all this up?
449
00:21:15,845 --> 00:21:18,912
Probably, but wouldn't it be more annoying
450
00:21:18,914 --> 00:21:20,414
to leave it for my mom?
451
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:24,018
I've missed this. We're back, baby!
452
00:21:29,518 --> 00:21:30,758
The fish in me wants to stay.
453
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,894
"Purrmaids" is not doing it for me.
454
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:35,396
Nothing blows up in this movie.
455
00:21:35,398 --> 00:21:39,133
How can Taylor watch this garbage?
456
00:21:40,302 --> 00:21:42,970
I don't know what's happening.
457
00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:47,074
You see, she's half cat,
half... ugh, who cares?
458
00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:49,977
It's half over.
459
00:21:49,979 --> 00:21:53,213
Can we have the remote back now?
460
00:21:55,785 --> 00:21:59,053
You know they got cable in the tree house.
461
00:21:59,055 --> 00:22:01,322
Laters!
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